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A new school year, Blanche. A new era.
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If the Russians can put a man in space,
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just imagine what our
young American minds can do at Rydell.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, this is going to be
a wonderful year, Blanche.
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- Oh, wonderful.
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
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- (CRASHING)
- Oh!
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- Miss McGee!
- Blanche!
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Spendin' my vacation in the summer sun
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Gettin' lots of action and lots of fun
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Scorin' like a bandit
till the bubble burst
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Suddenly it got to be September 1st
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Woe is me
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All summer long I was happy and free
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Save my soul
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The board of education
took away my parole
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I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
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You won't find me
till the clock strikes 3:00
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I'm gonna be there till then
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I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
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Whoa, whoa, I gotta go
Back to school again
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She's late again.
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Personally, I think that
being late demonstrates
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terrible leadership qualities.
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Well, I'm not waiting anymore.
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- Here she is.
- Well!
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We're gonna be late. Let's go.
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Geometry and History is just a pain
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Biology and Chemistry destroys my brain
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Well, don't they know
that I deserve a better fate?
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I'm really much too young to matriculate
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Well, Mama, please
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Your child's come down
with a fatal disease
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Mama said, "Come on, you lazy bum
and get your butt out of bed
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"You gotta go back, back
Back to school again
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"It's bye-bye, fun
Get your homework done
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"It better be in by 10:00"
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I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
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Whoa, whoa, I gotta go
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Back to school again
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- Senior year, the home stretch.
- (CHUCKLES)
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My old man wants me
to go to junior college after grad.
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- Yeah? Nerd junior college.
- Hey, what are you gonna do, Johnny?
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Sleep.
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Nah. I mean, what are you gonna be
when you grow up?
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- A burden on society.
- (LAUGHING)
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- Hello, Miss Mason.
- Oh, hello, girls.
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Ready for a great new year?
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- BOTH: Mmm-hmm.
- I love your hair, Miss Mason.
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Oh, thanks.
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BOTH: All 300 pounds of it.
(SNICKERING)
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- Hello, boys.
- BOYS: Good morning, Miss Mason.
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I would really love to see all of you
in Music Appreciation this year, okay?
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I'd like to see all of you
in Music Appreciation this year.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You just might.
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I think I'm in love.
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Oh, my hair.
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- Excuse me. Let me through, please.
- What are you doing?
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- Hey, hey.
- Watch it!
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Nerd.
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(LIVELY CHATTER)
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- Michael?
- Uh, Frenchy?
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- (LAUGHS) Hi.
- Hello. Hi. Thanks for meeting me.
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Oh, listen,
when your cousin Sandy told me
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you were coming to school in America,
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I said, "Sandy, any cousin of yours
is a cousin of mine. "
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Yes, she did say you're the one
who'd know the ropes around here.
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Oh, ropes are my specialty.
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See, I used to go to Rydell
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before I
dropped out to go to beauty school,
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but then, I flunked tinting
when my hair turned pink.
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- Pink?
- Mmm-hmm.
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(SINGING)
The Pink Ladies pledge to act cool
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To look cool and to be cool
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Till death do us part, think Pink!
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- Hi, guys.
- Wow!
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Your mother.
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But now the most important thing
in my life is skin care.
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So tinting's out and skin care's in.
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Right. That's why I'm back at Rydell.
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To get my Chemistry
so I can mix my own cosmetics.
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Makes sense.
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I got my books together
and I dragged my feet
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And then I saw this angel
Boppin' down the street
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I said, "Hey, pretty baby,
how's about a date?"
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She said, "I'm goin' to school
and I can't be late... "
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Hey, basketball.
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Hey, you caught it.
How tall are you? Never mind.
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We'll put high heels on your sneakers
and we'll make you center.
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Hey, yeah? Go catch that. Oh, boy!
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Basketball, basketball, basketball.
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(BOYS CLAMORING)
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Whoa, whoa
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I gotta go
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Whoa, whoa
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I gotta go back to school...
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- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Give it back. Come on, give it back.
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- Hey, have a nice trip.
- Ow!
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Yeah.
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Hold it, Birds.
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Comb.
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Door.
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- Come on, we're late.
- Make way.
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Gentlemen, start your engines.
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I gotta go back, back
Back to school again
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Whoa, whoa
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I gotta go
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Back to school...
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FRENCHY: You're going to love Rydell.
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Again!
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(BELL RINGING)
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From the front, this is a perfect nose.
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From the side,
this nose does not belong on this face.
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- So dump the face and keep the nose.
- (LAUGHING)
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- What's the new look, Sharon?
- Jackie Kennedy.
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- It only landed her a president.
- Yeah?
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Well, the magazines say that JFK
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secretly prefers
the Marilyn Monroe look.
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- Hi, Johnny.
- Yeah?
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Gee, I really like your hair
in the back. It's really cool.
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Thanks.
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Ooh, I still see you giving lube jobs
at the old man's service station.
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- Stuff it, Goose.
- So, what's the story, Stephanie?
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Yeah, what's the story?
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Sorry.
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You know the story, Johnny. It's over.
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JOHNNY: Yeah? Yeah?
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Well, that's not good enough.
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- Don't make a scene, okay?
- What? There's no scene.
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- Hey, Johnny.
- Hey, what's the scene?
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- There's no scene, all right?
- Geez, sorry.
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- Hi, Louis.
- Hello to you.
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What's this?
The Vince Fontaine National Library?
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Shh! Quiet, please.
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Laugh, you jerks, but just wait till
I turn up on National Bandstand.
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Yeah, you may turn up on the Bandstand,
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but your beak
will still be turning down.
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(LAUGHING)
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- You're mean.
- I gotta do it.
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The nose goes. Bandstand, here I come.
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Rhonda, I wouldn't fool around
with Mother Nature if I were you.
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You fooled around with
everyone else, Paulette.
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PAULETTE: Shut up.
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Meet me at the homeroom.
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Fashionista. Pants.
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- Hi, Paulette.
- Hi, Willie.
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Hey, Frenchy.
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Excuse me.
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How long have you been in America?
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Just about a week.
I'm staying with my aunt and uncle.
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Oh. These are the lockers.
Take a locker and lock it.
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Yeah. Because these guys
will steal every thing.
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Thanks.
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What do you think you're doing?
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I was just putting a few things
in my locker.
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ALL: His locker!
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Excuse us.
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No one touches these lockers, okay, pal?
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What's the matter, you can't read that
that spells T-Bird?
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Which spells us.
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- And this is a protected landmark.
- A slice ofAmerican history.
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(BOYS HUMMING HARMONIOUSLY)
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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- Dig?
- I think I understand.
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Good. A real Einstein.
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By the way,
my name's Michael Carrington.
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I'm the Duke of Earl.
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Well, this is your new locker,
Shakespeare.
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LOUIS: A perfect fit.
JOHNNY: We're being invaded
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- by foreigners.
- (BELL RINGS)
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, fine, thanks.
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- Don't let these guys bug you.
- I won't, don't worry.
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Uh...
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- When are you guys going to grow up?
- Look, the nerd invaded our sacred turf.
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Hey, come on, I wanna talk to you.
Meet me for a smoke after class.
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I quit. It's bad for your health.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, standing me up is also bad.
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Says who?
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Says the Sturgeon General
of the United States, Stephanie.
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(STUDENTS CHATTING)
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(BOYS HOOTING)
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All right, all right,
everyone please take a seat.
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I got mine. (CHUCKLES)
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You loved it.
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Oh, God, watch the nose.
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(PLAYING OLD FOLKS AT HOME)
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"Good morning, Rydell,
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"and welcome one and all
to a new school year.
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"I know this is going to be an exciting
and stimulating year for all of us.
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"First, I'd like to extend
a welcome back to our own Mr. Spears,
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"who made such a miraculous recovery
from the mental exhaustion
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"which sent him
to the hospital last spring.
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"Welcome back, Mr. Spears.
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"We're all rooting for you.
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- (SCREAMING)
- (LAUGHTER)
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"Now, Rydell is very proud
of her extra-curricular activities,
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"so please come out for band try-outs.
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"If you play an instrument, it's better
to play with a group than with yourself.
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(LAUGHING)
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"Auditions for the June Moon Talent Show
will be held next month.
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(EXPLOSION)
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"Come out one and all.
You could win 100 long-playing records.
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"Last but not least, we are fortunate
to have a straight-'A' student
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"all the way from England,
by the name of Michael Carrington. "
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MISS MASON: Stand up, Michael.
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All right, now, let's all say
hello to Michael Carrington.
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ALL: Hello, Michael Carrington.
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(STUDENTS SNICKER)
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Let's have a wonderful year.
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Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
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ALL: Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!
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PAULETTE: So, what's the story
with you and Johnny?
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Let's just say
I outgrew him over the summer.
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Yeah, well, he hasn't
lost the hots for you.
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Johnny just hasn't learned
when you're dead, lie down.
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Besides, there's gotta be more to life
than making out.
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You know,
I never thought of it that way.
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Michael.
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- I heard you know how to play the piano.
- Where did you hear that from?
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Well, I can a bit.
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Ah! Then you must play
for the talent show audition.
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I will not take no for an answer.
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Michael.
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Well?
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Okay, I'll do it. Why not?
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I think he's kinda cute.
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- Virgin alert! Virgin alert!
- GIRL: All male periscopes down.
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Ew.
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- So, how's your first week been?
- Oh, great. Yours?
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Oh, listen, there is such a fascinating
world of chemistry out there.
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Yeah, I know.
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Hey, how well do you know
that Stephanie Zinone?
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FRENCHY: Stephanie Zinone
is one of my very best...
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Uh-oh.
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Michael, I think there's something
you don't understand.
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See, Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady.
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Which means if you're not a T-Bird,
which you are not,
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you can look, but don't touch...
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Michael, I wouldn't even look.
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Well, then how do you
become one of these T-Birds then?
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Eh?
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Well...
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Like I told you before,
football is like life, you gotta push.
245
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,674
You gotta push your way through life,
you gotta push and elbow. Come on.
246
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,634
Push. I want you to push those men
out of the way.
247
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:49,472
Elbow 'em, then bite 'em,
then rip 'em, then chew 'em up.
248
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,182
Come on, push, push, push!
249
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,392
Push, push!
250
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,354
Attaboys! Pin 'em up. Chew 'em up.
Come on, come on! Don't you have any...
251
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,565
- Come on. You're a bunch of old turkeys.
- (WHISTLING)
252
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,567
Come on, don't you know you gotta push?
253
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,153
(YELLING)
254
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,571
You said push.
255
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,490
(MOTORBIKES ROARING)
256
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,576
Check this out.
257
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,036
DAVEY: What are they doing here?
258
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,250
(CLAMORING)
259
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,380
(STUDENTS HOLLERING)
260
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,560
- Nogerelli.
- Balmudo.
261
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,941
These cockroaches are gonna
invade our turf one time too many.
262
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,484
We should take care of them tonight.
263
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,069
(LAUGHS)
264
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,076
(VOICE SQUEAKS) Tonight...
265
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,911
Tonight, we bowl.
266
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,788
Hey, you're lucky.
We're bowling tonight.
267
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,540
I like that.
268
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,045
(LAUGHS)
269
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,385
You'd better write your will, boys.
270
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,602
- Hey, baby, check your oil for you?
- Hi, hot stuff.
271
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:25,776
- Hey, are we bowling tonight?
- That's right.
272
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,612
- And Paulette...
- Yeah, Johnny.
273
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,407
I want you to look special, dig?
274
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,783
No problem.
275
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,244
- (BAND PLAYING)
- (CHUCKLES)
276
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,262
Go, go...
277
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,681
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
278
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,062
- Hey, Johnny.
- Ooh! Yeah, Johnny.
279
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,772
Way to go, Johnny.
280
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,150
Hey, hey, hey, Paulette,
do not mess the hair.
281
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,610
Oh, I'm sorry.
282
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,947
- Hey, Paulette. Whose side are you on?
- Our side.
283
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,243
Then don't fraternize with the enemy.
284
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,411
Mark that a strike.
285
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,747
What are you talking about?
You hit two lousy pins.
286
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:23,250
That is a technical strike due to
the fact that these chicks were late.
287
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,627
Read your bowling rules!
288
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,337
- That's right. Read 'em and weep.
- Yeah.
289
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,047
That's not fair.
290
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,508
- This bra's killing me.
- You wish.
291
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,433
Paulette, you gotta
put your fingers in the holes.
292
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,810
I'm not breaking my nails.
293
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,981
You got something going with Paulette?
294
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,236
Well, let's say,
I'm giving her therapy for her disease.
295
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,403
What disease?
296
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,324
- Nymphoidmania.
- (LAUGHS)
297
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,166
(ALL CHEERING)
298
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,376
GIRLS: Yeah.
299
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,840
- What's the final score?
- Final score happens later tonight.
300
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,760
Last game coming up,
winner take all. Agreed?
301
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,804
- Just shoot the ball!
- Shoot the ball!
302
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,222
ALL: Shoot the ball!
303
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:28,023
(SINGING)
Come on, everybody gather round
304
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,026
I'm gonna show you how to knock 'em down
305
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,571
When I'm on the ball I'm the number one
306
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,825
And I'm gonna show you how it's done
307
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:41,620
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
308
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,748
Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road
309
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,252
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
310
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,923
You're sittin' on a bomb
That's about to explode
311
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:59,680
We're gonna score tonight
312
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:03,517
- If you're lookin' for a fight
- Then the time is right
313
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,645
- We're gonna wipe the floor
- With you tonight
314
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:13,277
We're gonna score tonight
315
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,989
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
316
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:23,287
We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score, tonight!
317
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,352
Hey, Paulette, take a look over here
318
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,772
I'm your kingpin, honey
And I'm gettin' in gear
319
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,983
Hey, Johnny, Johnny, go for that strike
320
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:56,487
And I just might be your baby tonight
321
00:19:56,571 --> 00:20:00,532
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
322
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,410
Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road
323
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,830
Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll
324
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,794
'Cause the stakes are high
And the winner takes all
325
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:18,634
We're gonna score tonight
326
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,012
Don't get sore when you lose tonight
327
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,349
We're gonna show you how to do it right
328
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:32,314
We're gonna score tonight
329
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,942
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop
330
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,026
We're gonna bowl
331
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:41,907
We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score, tonight!
332
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,335
- You bowl me over
- Bowl me over
333
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,171
You bowl me over
334
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,006
- You bowl him over
- She's hot tonight
335
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,508
- You bowl me over
- Take a hike
336
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,010
Get a strike
337
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:46,430
Ten, nine, eight, seven
338
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,808
Six, five, four, three, two, one!
339
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:56,899
We're gonna score tonight
340
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,569
We're gonna score
341
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,822
Tonight
342
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:07,367
We're gonna score
343
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,995
Tonight
344
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,373
We're gonna score
345
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,544
Tonight
346
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,759
"Always be courteous
when asking for a game.
347
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:29,932
"Hi, want a game?
Howdy, fellas, let's bowl some balls.
348
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:31,850
"Bowling, anyone?"
349
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,322
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
350
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,324
Another well-deserved victory,
huh, Johnny?
351
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:50,285
Yeah, but where's the trophy?
352
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,872
Right here, Johnny.
353
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,170
Ooh, kissies.
354
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:09,388
- That's for best average.
- Mmm-hmm.
355
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,557
Now what about for best score?
356
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,392
- God.
- Touchy.
357
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,894
What about the trophy
for best score, Stephanie?
358
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,063
I ain't no one's trophy, Goose.
359
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,357
BOTH: Ooh.
360
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,985
She ain't no one's trophy.
361
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:26,530
So that's the way it's gonna be now,
huh, Miss Independent?
362
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:30,158
Yeah, independent.
I kiss who I want, when I want.
363
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,535
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
364
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,371
I could kiss the next guy
who walks through that door if I want.
365
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,747
JOHNNY: Yeah?
STEPHANIE: Yeah.
366
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,417
Be my guest.
367
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:40,460
(LAUGHTER)
368
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,109
Let's eat.
369
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,778
I vote for pizza.
370
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,947
You vote for bed. It's past 10:00.
371
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,742
Why don't you just go home
and leave me alone.
372
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,660
Bed stinks.
373
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:19,791
- Hi. Is it too late to join the game?
- You want something?
374
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:24,296
- Food.
- Food.
375
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,436
- Life stinks.
- Are you talking to me?
376
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,314
- Yeah, you'll do.
- Great.
377
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,442
The name's Michael. Michael Carrington.
378
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:48,236
The name's Dolores. Dolores Rebchuck.
379
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:51,907
Some jerks call me Woodchuck or Upchuck,
but I prefer Dolores.
380
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,659
- Got it?
- Got it.
381
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,161
They think they're so cool
just 'cause they got wheels.
382
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,954
PAULETTE: Dolores, go home.
383
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:02,125
Yeah, well, looks like
you and me don't make the grade.
384
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,877
Yeah, with them it's all these
385
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,546
weird codes, and rules,
and pledges about cycles.
386
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:09,174
You gotta be a biker
or a biker's old lady.
387
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,010
But without a cycle, forget it.
388
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:15,097
- Pisses me off.
- We're both in the same boat.
389
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,808
I sure can't afford a cycle
without a job.
390
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,936
Yeah, but me, I'm willing to negotiate.
391
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,647
I offered to be a Pink Lady mascot.
392
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,400
It ain't the coolest job,
but it's a start.
393
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:27,901
Think they'd listen?
394
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,821
Forget it. Pisses me off.
395
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:34,282
Well, it's pretty late.
I think I'd better walk you home.
396
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,244
Oh, I don't need a babysitter, okay?
397
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,247
Why don't you think of it as a date,
okay?
398
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:44,209
Well, why didn't you say so
in the first place?
399
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,586
Come on. You know,
when I'm in the 12th grade,
400
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,380
I know I'm gonna be
the head of the Pink Ladies.
401
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,925
My Pink Ladies will rule the school.
They'll be the best.
402
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,052
We'll have the best-looking jackets.
403
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:56,638
I once tried to put letters
on this jacket, you know.
404
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,807
Didn't work. They fell right off.
405
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,016
It was really embarrassing
406
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,269
'cause it happened
in front of my sister Paulette.
407
00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:04,438
I didn't mean for it to happen,
but it did.
408
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,398
(HORN HONKING)
409
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,692
Whoa!
410
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,740
- Good morning, Mr...
- Stuart.
411
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,661
- God, you could've killed us, Rhonda.
- Good move, Rhonda.
412
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:23,915
- Can you imagine dying a virgin?
- Oh, God.
413
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,089
- Nosebleed.
- Nurse, room 11.
414
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:34,468
Oh, good morning, my name is Stuart,
I'm a substitute for Mr...
415
00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:35,927
Good morning, Miss McGee.
416
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,263
Oh, good morning, Miss... (GASPS)
417
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:41,183
- Um, Miss? Mason.
- Mason.
418
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:44,561
- This is Mr., uh... Mr. Stuart.
- Mr. Stuart.
419
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:48,273
- Mr. Stuart.
- Oh, I love your hair, Miss Mason.
420
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,484
Oh. Thank you, Mr. Stuart.
421
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:54,446
Uh, Miss Mason will help you
while you're learning the ropes.
422
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,073
- And it would be my pleasure, I'm sure.
- Oh.
423
00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:59,284
I'm sure you're sure. (CHUCKLES)
424
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:03,205
- I'm a substitute for Mr...
- Spears.
425
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,249
- Follow me.
- (CHUCKLES)
426
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:14,007
That's why we are gonna
win this talent show.
427
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,301
One hundred long-playing albumens.
428
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,094
But we got zero talent.
429
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,722
Oh, jeez, there must be
10 Roy Orbisons there.
430
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,557
The greatest hits of Beethoven?
431
00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:34,277
Uh, good morning. My name is Mr. Stuart
and I'm your substitute teacher.
432
00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:36,780
(LAUGHTER)
433
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,328
GIRL: Let's all have a cigarette.
GIRL 2: Yeah.
434
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,123
Mmm-mmm.
435
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:50,085
Mr. Nogerelli.
I've been looking for you.
436
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,923
Hello, Miss McGee.
You're looking lovely today.
437
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:57,676
There has been a rumor, Mr. Nogerelli,
438
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,179
that motorcycles have been
driven across our school lawn.
439
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:06,476
Now, I know that
couldn't have been you, Mr. Nogerelli.
440
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:11,231
I'm sure you have more respect
for grass than that. Right?
441
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,357
Mmm-hmm.
442
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,153
Now hear this. No more!
Is that understood?
443
00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:18,488
Mmm-hmm.
444
00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:19,906
Good.
445
00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:21,116
(SNIFFING)
446
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,076
Do you smell something burning?
447
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,372
(MOCKING GIBBERISH) Mr. Nogerelli...
448
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,625
I guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny?
(LAUGHS)
449
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:31,793
(GULPS)
450
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:35,005
- Water.
- Sorry, I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm sorry.
451
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:36,423
I will kill you!
452
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,009
- Okay, Michael, we're ready.
- Good luck, girls.
453
00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:41,011
The first day of try-outs
and we're the first.
454
00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,763
Oh, I hope I don't blank out. Now.
455
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:45,724
(PIANO PLAYING)
456
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:56,192
(SINGING) His loafers were Weejuns
457
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,905
His chinos were black
458
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,284
With a cute little buckle
459
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,746
That fastened in back
460
00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,498
- These are my girls.
- Mmm.
461
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,751
Oh, there's some good breeding up there.
462
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:16,421
- Mmm-hmm. And that is so important.
- Mmm-hmm.
463
00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:22,844
- Hey, what's happening?
- Hey, Woodchuck.
464
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:25,764
Dolores, all right? What's happening?
465
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,475
Brad.
466
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:31,394
Does this song stink, or what?
467
00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:36,483
Don't know what possessed me
468
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,778
But I gave him my address
469
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:43,990
And my heart shook with fear
470
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:46,952
As I prayed that I'd hear
471
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,455
From Brad
472
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,583
Hear from Brad
473
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,085
SHARON: There's 100 LPs
at stake here
474
00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:58,254
and I won't let a little hard work
come between me and the prize.
475
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,215
We're calendar girls.
476
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:03,468
You have to get into your seasons,
become your season.
477
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:07,597
Rhonda, you're fall.
Give me maturity, give me aging...
478
00:30:07,682 --> 00:30:09,683
- Give me a break.
- Lunchtime.
479
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:16,064
Then at yesterday's tea dance
480
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:20,193
My day turned to night
481
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:26,282
Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin
482
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,702
I could just die
483
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,746
Thank you, but we haven't got all day.
484
00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:34,624
- Oh, but these are my girls.
- I know, dear.
485
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:39,379
- Next.
- Okay, okay, we're almost ready.
486
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,382
Okay, listen, I want everybody
to sing their ah-ah-ahs.
487
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:43,508
Ah-ah-ah.
488
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,885
- Would you take your music. Here.
- Let me out of this zoo.
489
00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,220
- I'm going for a smoke.
- Do I have to do everything myself?
490
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:48,680
- Watch out, Chuck.
- Are you ready?
491
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:49,931
(GIRL GRUNTS)
492
00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:52,017
(PIANO PLAYING)
493
00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:58,064
(SINGING) Ah-ah-ah
494
00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,983
- Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah
495
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:03,278
I'll be your girl for all seasons
496
00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:06,740
All the year through, your girl for...
497
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,533
- Hello.
- Hi.
498
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,827
I wanted to ask if you're free
after school today.
499
00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:12,662
Yeah, I'm free every day. (CHUCKLING)
500
00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:14,164
It's in the Constitution.
501
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:21,546
- Okay, we're ready now.
- "Sharon Cooper and the Seasons. "
502
00:31:21,756 --> 00:31:26,676
If you fall in the fall you'll see
503
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:31,681
September can be heavenly
504
00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:35,894
Eugene, ready with the leaves
when I yell?
505
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:36,978
Ready.
506
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:43,026
When autumn leaves
are falling from the tree
507
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,278
I'm sick of being a tree.
508
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,197
That's enough for today. Thank you.
509
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,241
Oh, no, wait a minute.
We still have three more seasons yet.
510
00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:53,286
I'm sorry, Sharon, I'm gonna
need the stage for my drama class.
511
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,579
SHARON: Oh!
512
00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,581
Sharon, what about tonight?
513
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:02,003
- How about a hamburger later?
- Oh, I'm busy.
514
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:09,427
- How about tomorrow?
- Busy.
515
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:15,100
So maybe you can explain
about the bowling alley, eh?
516
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,393
I mean, you just don't kiss a guy and...
517
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,395
Look, it was just a joke. Forget it.
518
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:22,732
- Let me give you a hand.
- Oh, I can manage.
519
00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:24,109
Look, I said I can manage.
520
00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:26,861
- I think he's in love.
- I think he's kind of cute.
521
00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:28,863
I think you should shut your yaps.
522
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,074
You forgot this one.
523
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,791
- Thanks.
- How about the day after tomorrow?
524
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:42,794
(SIGHS)
525
00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:49,843
Stephanie?
526
00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:52,762
Look, when are you
gonna get the picture?
527
00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,270
(SINGING) Ifyou really wanna know
528
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:03,356
What I want in a guy
529
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,776
Well, I'm lookin' for a dream
on a mean machine
530
00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,404
With hell in his eyes
531
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,991
I want a devil in skin-tight leather
532
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:16,077
He's gonna be wild as the wind
533
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,621
And one fine night
534
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:22,000
I'll be holdin' on tight
535
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:25,211
To a cool rider
536
00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:28,173
A cool rider
537
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:32,385
If he's cool enough
he can burn me through and through
538
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,429
Whoa, whoa
539
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,307
If it takes forever
540
00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:40,768
Then I'll wait forever
541
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:44,522
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
542
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:48,651
I want a rider that's cool
543
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,962
That's the way it's gonna be
544
00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:11,090
And that's the way that I feel
545
00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:14,219
I want a whole lot more
than the boy next door
546
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:17,472
I want hell on wheels
547
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:20,433
Just give me a black motorcycle
548
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:23,770
With a man growin' out of the seat
549
00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:26,981
Then move aside
550
00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:29,734
'Cause I'm gonna ride
551
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:33,071
With a cool rider
552
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,949
A cool rider
553
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:40,161
If he's cool enough
he can burn me through and through
554
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,205
Whoa, whoa
555
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:45,166
If it takes forever
556
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:48,253
Then I'll wait forever
557
00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:52,674
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
558
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:56,386
I want a rider that's cool
559
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,440
I don't want no ordinary guys
560
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,317
Comin' on strong with me
561
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:18,992
They don't know what I'm lookin' for
They don't know what I need
562
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:22,078
You're gonna know it when he gets here
563
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,581
'Cause the ground will be shakin'
564
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:29,544
I'll do anything
to let him know that I'm his
565
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,379
His for the takin'
566
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:34,757
I want a cool rider
567
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,510
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
568
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:40,430
I want a cool rider
569
00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:43,599
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider
570
00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:49,022
I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R
571
00:35:51,025 --> 00:35:55,194
English, I got something, uh,
scholastic to discuss with you.
572
00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:58,364
What I'm saying is that, you know,
you're Mr. History, right?
573
00:35:58,449 --> 00:36:01,159
Like, I got this essay on
the fall of Rome.
574
00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:03,911
I didn't even know they were in trouble.
575
00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:07,165
- What are you driving at, DiMucci?
- Papers for paper.
576
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:09,459
Essays for cash?
577
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:10,960
Hmm?
578
00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:13,796
- So that's it.
- What's what?
579
00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:20,428
- There's gonna have to be a motorcycle.
- Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?
580
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,097
- So you've got a deal.
- Hey. All right.
581
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:27,393
Listen, when we make the drop,
not out here in the open like this, huh?
582
00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:29,479
I got a rep to protect.
583
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,994
It's open.
584
00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:50,083
Your uncle said you was back out here.
What is this joint?
585
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,668
- It's his nuclear fallout shelter.
- Yeah?
586
00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:56,422
- You got that essay?
- You got the cash?
587
00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:07,266
This is a neat joint.
588
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:11,229
A nucleoid shelter. Huh.
It's private, good for homework
589
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:14,315
and other activities
involving student bodies.
590
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,441
(DOOR SHUTS)
591
00:37:24,827 --> 00:37:25,827
Mmm-hmm.
592
00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:30,206
You can handle a couple
of history assignments also?
593
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,918
- I'll try.
- Okay, and remember, this is between us.
594
00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:37,255
- I got a rep to protect here, okay?
- Yeah.
595
00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:40,633
(HOWLS)
596
00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:45,263
MICHAEL: William the Conqueror,
by the Goose.
597
00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:50,518
(SIGHS)
598
00:37:54,648 --> 00:37:56,732
Oh, God.
599
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:15,209
Nobody, but nobody,
knows this happened, dig?
600
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,504
Whatever you say.
601
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:23,176
That's very nice. Nice penmanship.
602
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,223
Remember. I got a rep to protect.
Okay, Shakespeare?
603
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,320
Reproduction.
604
00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:48,159
It's very simple,
but very important.
605
00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:53,414
Now, what is the best time of the month
for a woman to conceive?
606
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,378
Mr., uh...
607
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,382
Jaworski.
608
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,223
- What's "conceive"?
- Well, you know, to be fertile.
609
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:11,974
What's the best time?
610
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,019
Ask Nogerelli.
611
00:39:18,232 --> 00:39:19,232
Mr. Nogerelli?
612
00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:22,610
Ask Goose.
613
00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:25,029
Mr. Goose?
614
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:26,864
Um...
615
00:39:26,949 --> 00:39:28,032
Ask DiMucci.
616
00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:31,160
- Mr. DiMucci?
- What?
617
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:35,039
Conceive. What is the best time?
618
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:36,541
At night?
619
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:40,461
(CHUCKLES) You know, I can see that
we're not getting very far.
620
00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:42,338
I got the same problem.
621
00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:45,925
- Morning, everybody.
- Good morning.
622
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,345
- Good morning, Mr. Stuart.
- Good morning.
623
00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:53,516
Why don't we just start
at the beginning?
624
00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,851
- Page one.
- Open your book.
625
00:39:57,521 --> 00:39:59,605
MR. STUART: "Where do babies come from?"
626
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,066
If you need me, I'll be right over here.
627
00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:04,318
Do we need this for the exam?
628
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:11,200
(SINGING) The parts ofa flower
are so constructed that
629
00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:16,163
Very, very often
the wind will cause pollination
630
00:40:16,707 --> 00:40:22,128
If not, then a bee or
any other nectar-gathering creature
631
00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:26,132
Can create the same situation
632
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:32,597
Yes, anything that gets the pollen
to the pistil's right on the list
633
00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:35,266
I'll try to make it crystal clear
634
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,311
A flower's insatiable passion
635
00:40:38,395 --> 00:40:40,980
turns its life
into a circus of debauchery
636
00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:47,445
Now you see just how the stamen
gets its lusty dust on to the stigma
637
00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:54,577
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous
orgy starts each spring is no enigma
638
00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:58,914
We call this quest for satisfaction
a what, class?
639
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,667
A photoperiodic reaction
640
00:41:01,752 --> 00:41:03,586
Oh, that's good
Oh, that's very good
641
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,296
Hey, I'm lost. Where are we?
642
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,298
- Chapter 2
- Page five
643
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,509
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
644
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,471
Put your pollen tube to work
645
00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:17,141
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
646
00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:20,353
Make my stamen go berserk
647
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:22,355
Reproduction
648
00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:25,983
I don't think they even know
what a pistil is
649
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,693
I got your pistil right here
650
00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:30,029
Where does the pollen go?
651
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,323
MR. STUART: Get back here.
Would you get into your seats?
652
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,035
- Sit down.
- Next chapter.
653
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,496
How, in an abstract way,
the same thing applies
654
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:41,791
to the reproductive organs
of the more complex life-forms.
655
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:44,877
But we are now dealing
with sexual response.
656
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,045
(LAUGHTER)
657
00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:48,464
Are there any questions
before we begin reading?
658
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:52,802
Is it possible the female member
of some sex on a couch
659
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:57,807
Could, like, get this guy all hot
and she never even knew it?
660
00:41:58,475 --> 00:41:59,517
Negative
661
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:02,645
When a warm-blooded mammal
in a tight little sweater
662
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:07,149
Starts pulling that stuff
she's saying that she wants to do it
663
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,318
Can't prove it by me
664
00:42:09,403 --> 00:42:12,905
'Cause they change their tune
when you got 'em in the back seat
665
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:16,367
- With his heart beatin' fast
- They make it sound like a track meet
666
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:17,952
- Gross!
- Yeah
667
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,745
Then all they can do is say,
668
00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,039
"No, no, no!"
669
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:25,626
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
670
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,671
Baby, give it to me now
671
00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:32,049
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
672
00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:35,803
Is that all you think about?
673
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:41,100
Reproduction, come on, baby,
show me that you really love me so
674
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,227
Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up
675
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,563
Where does the pollen go?
676
00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:48,149
MR. STUART: Mr. Goose, please be seated.
677
00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:54,196
The human is the only being capable
678
00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:56,824
of consciously controlling
his number of offspring.
679
00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:59,201
Now, are there any comments on that?
680
00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:00,745
Yeah, I was wondering
if you could tell me where she lives.
681
00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:02,955
- Yeah. What is this?
- Mr. Stuart...
682
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:06,500
Is it true that guys like you
You know, mature and all
683
00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:11,213
Carry some protection with them
for sexual occasions?
684
00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:12,590
- Oh, God.
- What's the big deal?
685
00:43:12,716 --> 00:43:15,885
Can a girl just do that thing in a book
686
00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:20,765
Where she adds up the days of her, uh,
what do you call it, mentalstration?
687
00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:22,600
Oh, that's really neat!
688
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:26,270
Yeah, and what if a guy says
the numbers don't add up right, huh?
689
00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:28,939
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
690
00:43:29,024 --> 00:43:30,107
Hey, hey...
691
00:43:30,192 --> 00:43:32,359
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
692
00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:35,488
Hope he's proud of what he's done
693
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:38,908
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
694
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,911
He was only pokin' fun
695
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,954
Reproduction
696
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:48,709
See what happens when a boy and girl
don't know how to play it safe
697
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:58,844
- Reproduction
- Reproduction
698
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:02,556
Reproduction
699
00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:05,601
Where does the pollen go?
700
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:09,021
(LAUGHTER)
701
00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:12,858
- Learn anything, Steph?
- Stop. Ouch!
702
00:44:12,943 --> 00:44:15,528
Hey, what's the rush?
You gotta take a pill?
703
00:44:16,363 --> 00:44:19,114
Try to remember, Mr. Stuart,
704
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:22,326
that their bodies
are more developed than their minds.
705
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,329
- I understand. I understand.
- They have drives, Mr. Stuart.
706
00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:27,998
- Lustful drives.
- Oh, I understand.
707
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:29,416
Good.
708
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:33,629
- Hi, Mr. Stuart.
- Hi, Mr. Stuart.
709
00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,968
- May I speak to you, Miss McGee?
- Yes, dear. What about?
710
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:42,471
I'm a little worried.
I've missed my last two periods.
711
00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:45,891
That's all right, dear.
You can make them up after school.
712
00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:48,185
Where does the pollen go?
713
00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:51,397
MICHAEL: Nice one, Davey.
714
00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,317
That does it.
715
00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:01,866
Yep. Follow me.
716
00:45:03,577 --> 00:45:05,536
Quite a selection here.
717
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:09,290
All very, very serviceable machines,
young man.
718
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:14,003
One or two of these were my personal
transportation a few spare parts ago.
719
00:45:14,254 --> 00:45:16,046
All it takes is a little elbow grease
720
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:19,133
and any one of these beauties
is a fixer-upper.
721
00:45:20,010 --> 00:45:22,636
- Think you got yourself a bike.
- Oh, great.
722
00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:25,389
- And you're gonna need these.
- Oh, thanks.
723
00:45:27,601 --> 00:45:29,143
Good luck.
724
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:55,169
Cool rider
725
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:58,297
A cool rider
726
00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:02,301
If he's cool enough
he can burn me through and through
727
00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:07,473
If it takes forever
728
00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:10,935
Then I'll wait forever
729
00:46:11,019 --> 00:46:14,313
No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do
730
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,606
Bollocks!
731
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:18,025
I want a rider that's cool
732
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,777
(ENGINE REVVING)
733
00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:33,540
Oh, Michael. Michael.
734
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:39,463
- Good to see you, French.
- What were you trying to do?
735
00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:44,885
I'm trying to ride that motorcycle
without bloody well killing myself.
736
00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:12,830
Wait a second. Michael.
737
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:18,252
Michael, this isn't for Stephanie? Oh.
738
00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:21,046
(SINGING) I'll be yours in winter
739
00:47:21,381 --> 00:47:24,508
When the snow is on the ground
740
00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:27,219
I'll warm you through December
741
00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:30,180
And I'll always be around
742
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,142
Ah-ah-ah
743
00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,518
- Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah
744
00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,646
- That will be all for today.
- Blanche!
745
00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:38,939
No, wait a minute,
746
00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:41,233
we still have some more seasons
we haven't done for you yet.
747
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:44,820
We have to start with winter and fall
because Paulette's late and...
748
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,572
Well, she was late again today,
749
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:49,324
but she's here now and we'd like to do
summer and spring for you.
750
00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:52,036
Sharon, will you stop yelling?
751
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,328
You're in the show.
752
00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:54,788
(SHRIEKS)
753
00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:56,206
Next.
754
00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,375
- The Preptones.
- (SCATTING)
755
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:06,050
(SINGING) Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
756
00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:10,804
These are my boys. Look.
Good, clean-cut American boys.
757
00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:12,264
I know.
758
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,810
Then tell her
that her lonesome nights are over
759
00:48:16,895 --> 00:48:20,564
Sandman, I'm so alone
760
00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:23,275
Don't have nobody to call my own
761
00:48:23,902 --> 00:48:26,695
Please turn on your magic beam
762
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:30,407
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
763
00:48:31,284 --> 00:48:33,911
- That was wonderful.
- MISS MASON: Yes.
764
00:48:36,331 --> 00:48:38,082
The T-Bones.
765
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,084
Birds. T-Birds.
766
00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:43,837
(ALL HARMONIZING)
767
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:50,219
- (SINGING) We're goin'prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird
768
00:48:50,303 --> 00:48:51,428
Prowlin'...
769
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,430
These are my boys.
770
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:58,102
Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
771
00:48:58,269 --> 00:48:59,770
(HOWLING)
772
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:00,854
Prowlin'...
773
00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:02,064
Thank you.
774
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,650
That was just wonderful.
775
00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:06,527
Yeah. It was very nice.
776
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,404
Yeah, we could work a little bit
on the harn-omies, you know.
777
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:11,698
- Catch you later, Miss McGee.
- Thank you.
778
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,409
Oh, my mom wants you to come over
779
00:49:14,494 --> 00:49:16,453
for a pasghetti
at your convenience, you know.
780
00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,081
Thank you, Nogerelli.
781
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:22,376
- Talk of practice over mid-term break.
- DAVEY: Johnny, practice?
782
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:39,810
I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom
783
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:45,399
We'll wander through the meadows
In all their sweet perfume
784
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,740
I'll be your girl for all seasons
785
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:57,995
- Disaster!
- What? We blew it?
786
00:49:58,079 --> 00:49:59,163
No, we made it.
787
00:49:59,247 --> 00:50:00,747
But we can't sing in public,
we're the worst.
788
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:03,792
- We'll get unworst.
- Yeah, we'll get liverwurst.
789
00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:05,335
- We'll get knackwurst.
- How did we get in?
790
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:06,920
Obviously they recognize natural talent.
791
00:50:07,005 --> 00:50:09,673
Everybody made it.
They didn't have enough acts.
792
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,049
Get him!
793
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,011
(BOYS SCATTING)
794
00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:22,978
BOYS: (SINGING)
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
795
00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:26,565
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen
796
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:29,735
Give her two lips like roses in clover
797
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,613
JOHNNY: If we are gonna win
that grand prize,
798
00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,615
we've got to get it together like that.
799
00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:36,783
- But with class.
- GOOSE: Remember,
800
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:39,161
- I want the Roy Orbisons.
- JOHNNY: You'll get 'em.
801
00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:46,585
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
802
00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:49,755
LOUIS: I'm talkin' a matter of
only weeks before the talent show.
803
00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:51,131
GOOSE: I'm talkin' winnin' albumens.
804
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:53,592
JOHNNY: I'm talkin' progress.
DAVEY: I'm not talkin'.
805
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,663
Scum!
806
00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:26,375
(LAUGHING)
807
00:51:26,793 --> 00:51:28,627
(PINBALL MACHINE DINGS)
808
00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:32,256
Balmudo's out front and he's all alone.
809
00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,092
Tilt. My turn.
810
00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:39,596
Your turn after we tilt that
crater face, Balmudo. Come on.
811
00:51:42,392 --> 00:51:45,435
- Comb.
- Louis, be careful.
812
00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:48,814
Smoke.
813
00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:52,234
Light.
814
00:52:04,497 --> 00:52:05,664
Comb, again.
815
00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:15,424
Let's go, you guys.
816
00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:18,051
(BALMUDO LAUGHING)
817
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:21,096
- Come on, action out front.
- What?
818
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,223
Balmudo's gonna get his face mangled.
819
00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:25,726
- All right.
- Oh, my gosh.
820
00:52:28,313 --> 00:52:30,230
Hey, where is that rat-face...
821
00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:33,317
You lookin' for a rat-face, mouse-brain?
822
00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:41,533
Get that... Get that mutha!
823
00:52:48,833 --> 00:53:02,220
Who, who, who's that guy?
824
00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:07,225
(SINGING) He came out ofthe darkness
in the middle of the night
825
00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:11,063
Blazin' like a mutha
with a fist of dynamite
826
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:14,775
He ain't foolin' no one
on that pile of chrome and steel
827
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:18,487
Burnin' up the pavement
like he was some kind of wheel
828
00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:22,324
He's lookin' for a rumble
and some heads are gonna bust
829
00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:25,911
He's gonna take a tumble
with one solitary thrust
830
00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:31,875
The only thing you guys are gonna do
is eat his dust
831
00:53:33,795 --> 00:53:37,339
Who's that guy? Where did he come from?
832
00:53:37,465 --> 00:53:41,301
- Who's that guy?
- Hey, tell me someone
833
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:46,348
I never knew anyone could be so cool
834
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:48,767
Whoa-o-o
835
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:52,145
- Who's that guy?
- What's so amazin'?
836
00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:56,149
From headlight to tailpipe
His burners are blazin'
837
00:53:56,234 --> 00:54:01,488
Looks to me like he could really fly
838
00:54:01,823 --> 00:54:04,324
- Who's that guy?
- Who's that guy?
839
00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:05,826
(GRUNTING)
840
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:17,629
Who's that guy?
841
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:21,716
He wears a pair of goggles
like a man from outer space
842
00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:22,926
Oh, shut up!
843
00:54:23,052 --> 00:54:25,929
It really doesn't matter
that I haven't seen his face
844
00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:29,766
We're gonna wrap those handlebars
around that neck of his
845
00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:33,395
- The punk is gonna get it
- When we find out who he is
846
00:54:34,063 --> 00:54:37,441
Everybody wants you
when they don't know who you are
847
00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:40,902
If you're a man of mystery
it really takes you far
848
00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:46,491
Everyone around you
thinks that you're a star
849
00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:52,414
- Who's that guy?
- Where did he come from?
850
00:54:52,582 --> 00:54:54,499
Who's that guy?
851
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,334
Where can I get one?
852
00:54:56,419 --> 00:55:01,965
They never knew that I could be so cool
853
00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:03,842
Whoa-o-o
854
00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:07,304
- Who's that guy?
- On that motorcycle?
855
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:11,224
What would they say
if they knew it was Michael?
856
00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:16,563
Looks to me like he could really fly
857
00:55:17,023 --> 00:55:19,900
Won't somebody tell me?
858
00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:22,486
- Who's that guy?
- Who's that guy?
859
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:24,529
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
860
00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:30,452
Pretty cool stuff.
861
00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:37,959
Everyone inside...
862
00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:41,171
We bowl.
863
00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,298
- All right!
- Yeah, we bowl.
864
00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:44,591
(WHOOPING)
865
00:55:46,052 --> 00:55:49,137
- Hey, DiMucci, did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw it.
866
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,350
Hey, come on, Steph.
867
00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:55,644
I'll catch up with you guys
in a few minutes, okay?
868
00:55:55,895 --> 00:55:58,480
- Hey, what's eatin' you?
- Nothin'.
869
00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:12,744
You know, Steph. There's been talk.
870
00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:14,454
We haven't been talkin',
871
00:56:14,747 --> 00:56:18,375
but there has been talks that
question your loyalty to the Birds.
872
00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:21,169
Well, it doesn't mean
you gotta go steady with Johnny.
873
00:56:21,254 --> 00:56:24,297
In fact, I think it's better
for the both of you that it's over.
874
00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:28,718
Yeah, but the code does say
we're T-Bird chicks, at least till grad.
875
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:31,888
Let's go, Louis.
876
00:56:32,098 --> 00:56:34,266
You know, maybe I'm tired
of being someone's chick.
877
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:36,434
"Tired of being someone's chick"?
878
00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:37,894
Are you feeling okay?
879
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,566
- Yo, Ritter.
- RHONDA: Yo, Goose.
880
00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:45,026
I don't know what I'm feeling.
881
00:56:46,153 --> 00:56:49,406
Here, have a ciggy.
Maybe it'll make you feel better.
882
00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:52,993
GOOSE: Those guys are show-offs.
883
00:56:53,202 --> 00:56:55,328
(STRIKING MATCH)
884
00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:56,580
Oh, God, I hate those kind of matches.
885
00:56:56,664 --> 00:56:57,914
Did you get them from the liquor store
down the street?
886
00:56:57,999 --> 00:56:59,499
- No.
- Oh, thanks.
887
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:21,479
Want a ride?
888
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:28,278
(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
889
00:57:31,574 --> 00:57:32,699
Some other time.
890
00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:08,360
I heard there was this motorcycle chase
outside the Bowl-a-Rama last night,
891
00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:11,529
and according to, um, Paulette Rebchuck,
892
00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:15,492
this very mysterious and gorgeous guy
893
00:58:15,576 --> 00:58:19,287
knocked one Stephanie Zinone
right out of her bobby socks.
894
00:58:19,372 --> 00:58:21,164
- How do you plead?
- I am guilty.
895
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,415
(LAUGHING)
896
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:26,461
- Great. But now what?
- We've got a problem.
897
00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:28,755
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- On that motorcycle, in that gear,
898
00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,508
I knocked that girl
right out of her socks.
899
00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:34,594
- But like this...
- You'll knock her into her socks.
900
00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,222
Yeah, simple, I have to tell her.
Next time I see her...
901
00:58:37,306 --> 00:58:39,057
Ah, come here.
902
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:44,479
Next time I see her,
I'm going to walk up to her and say...
903
00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:45,772
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
904
00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,357
- "Steph... "
- Uh-oh.
905
00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:50,485
- (GIGGLING)
- Mmm.
906
00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:52,821
Hiya, girls.
907
00:58:54,115 --> 00:58:55,782
Your boyfriend's here.
908
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:56,950
(GIGGLING)
909
00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:00,620
- Having a facial?
- Yeah.
910
00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:06,459
- Delish.
- Ew!
911
00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:13,341
- Steph.
- What?
912
00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:16,469
Do you...
913
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:18,596
What?
914
00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:20,390
Uh, have you...
915
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,228
Ever read a Superman comic?
916
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:26,896
Not in the last few hours.
917
00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:31,901
Oh, I was just checking. Right?
918
00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:35,822
Just checking.
919
00:59:37,575 --> 00:59:39,826
He needs the guidance counselor.
920
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,287
Rhonda, you got a nose job.
921
00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:44,581
Oh, forget it. I walked into a door.
922
00:59:44,707 --> 00:59:45,874
So she says.
923
00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:49,294
- (SIREN WAILING)
- Attention, attention, please.
924
00:59:49,837 --> 00:59:53,381
This is a test.
I repeat, this is a test.
925
00:59:53,549 --> 00:59:55,258
Please do not panic.
926
00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:57,177
- This is a simulation...
- Nuclear war is like football,
927
00:59:57,261 --> 00:59:58,845
if the Russians throw the bomb,
928
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:01,139
all we have to do is jump up,
intercept it,
929
01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:02,724
then ram it down their own end zone.
930
01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:04,559
You hear me? It's like life.
931
01:00:04,643 --> 01:00:06,644
Somebody throws something at you,
you throw it back.
932
01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:09,689
Please proceed to your nearest shelter.
933
01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:13,735
Boys to one side, girls to the other.
Run, run, run!
934
01:00:13,903 --> 01:00:16,362
Blanche, please do not panic.
935
01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:19,657
Oh, Miss McGee, it's so loud.
936
01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:21,910
(SOBBING)
937
01:00:21,994 --> 01:00:24,496
Please do not panic.
938
01:00:31,796 --> 01:00:33,296
(DOG BARKING)
939
01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:35,924
I don't know how
you talked me into this, Louis.
940
01:00:36,008 --> 01:00:39,511
Hey, listen,
you trust President Kennedy?
941
01:00:39,595 --> 01:00:40,637
Of course.
942
01:00:40,721 --> 01:00:44,849
All right. Kennedy says we gotta
be prepared for a nucleoid war.
943
01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:49,020
- It's nuclear, Louis.
- Yeah. Nuclelar, nucular...
944
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:50,188
(SIGHING)
945
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:52,106
A bomb's a bomb.
946
01:01:14,505 --> 01:01:16,047
- (LOCKS DOOR)
- (GASPS)
947
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,108
Yeah.
948
01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:36,693
Hmm.
949
01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:48,496
This is an official fallout shelter bed.
950
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:52,250
Hey, you gotta be prepared,
951
01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:54,586
'cause some day,
when you least expect it...
952
01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:57,380
Kablam! Nucleoid war!
953
01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:59,674
- (SIREN WAILING)
- (GIGGLING)
954
01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,843
- (GASPS) What's that?
- It's started.
955
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:05,847
(SINGING) America is calling
956
01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:09,350
Let's care enough to give our very best
957
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,144
What's started? What's happening, Louis?
958
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,563
- The Russians are attacking. Get down.
- (GASPS)
959
01:02:14,607 --> 01:02:17,483
For if we give our very best
960
01:02:17,568 --> 01:02:21,571
I know that
we will more than pass the test
961
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:23,364
What are you doing, Louis?
Get off of me!
962
01:02:23,449 --> 01:02:24,490
Think about it.
963
01:02:24,575 --> 01:02:26,159
What if you and me was to die
964
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,494
right here tonight
without ever doing it?
965
01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:29,829
"It"?
966
01:02:30,539 --> 01:02:32,332
Oh, my God! Let me out of here, Louis!
967
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,500
Are you crazy?
They're dropping bombs out there.
968
01:02:34,585 --> 01:02:38,046
Yeah, let's do it for our country
969
01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:40,924
The red, white and the blue
970
01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:46,596
It's Uncle Sam who's asking
So your mother will approve
971
01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:52,310
Tomorrow I'll be fighting
And I'll win this war for you
972
01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:55,813
Let's do it for our country
973
01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:58,858
Our country wants us to
974
01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:01,194
Oh, Louis.
975
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:03,154
Bullets are exploding
976
01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:06,199
They'll soon be at the door
977
01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:11,079
Give something to America
you never gave before
978
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:15,166
Yeah, let's do it for our country
979
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,293
The red, white, and the blue
980
01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:19,879
But are you sure
my mother would approve?
981
01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:25,134
Your mother don't even
have to know about it, Sharon.
982
01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:27,011
And you think we're old enough to go?
983
01:03:31,183 --> 01:03:33,393
- All the way.
- Oh, Louis.
984
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:36,187
- But, Louis, you might get hurt.
- I know.
985
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:39,983
- Oh, God.
- Just think about it, Sharon.
986
01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:42,944
It would be like as if we were doing it
for the Statue of Liberty.
987
01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:46,572
- Or the Grand Canyon.
- Yeah, the New York Yankees.
988
01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:47,824
It'll be like we're doing it for
989
01:03:47,908 --> 01:03:49,575
- for Disneyland!
- for Disneyland!
990
01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:53,871
Yeah, let's do it for our country
991
01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:56,916
The red, white, and the blue
992
01:03:57,001 --> 01:04:02,422
It's not a lot to ask of us
Our parents will approve
993
01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:08,052
- You'll be a mighty soldier
- Before this night is through
994
01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:11,639
Let's do it for our country
995
01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:14,058
We owe it to our country
996
01:04:14,143 --> 01:04:17,311
Let's do it for our country
997
01:04:17,396 --> 01:04:21,232
Our country wants us to
998
01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:25,737
- I'm ready, Louis.
- Me, too.
999
01:04:25,821 --> 01:04:28,489
- Hurry, come on, let's sign up.
- What? No, don't!
1000
01:04:30,159 --> 01:04:31,617
(GROANS) Oops!
1001
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,495
Guess you didn't get any, huh, Babooch?
1002
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:38,875
Louis DiMucci! Oh, God!
1003
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,837
- Oh, how could you do this?
- (LAUGHING)
1004
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:47,759
(SIGHS)
1005
01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:50,386
Okay, that'll be about $1.60.
1006
01:04:50,471 --> 01:04:51,888
MAN: Hey, will you get my windshield?
1007
01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:53,973
Uh, yeah. Hold on. Just a second.
1008
01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:56,976
- Hi.
- Hi.
1009
01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,607
MAN 1: Hey, miss, can I pay you
so I can get out of here?
1010
01:05:02,691 --> 01:05:06,110
Yeah, look, hold on
just one minute, okay?
1011
01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:09,655
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
1012
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,453
Okay, that's two, three, four, five.
1013
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:16,704
MAN 2: Where are the maps?
1014
01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:20,291
- (SIGHS) What kind you want?
- WOMAN: Street maps.
1015
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:21,667
Yeah?
1016
01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,888
Hey, miss. What do I owe you?
1017
01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:36,099
(SIGHS) Um...
1018
01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:38,184
Fifty cents.
1019
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:46,776
How about that ride?
1020
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,402
Hey, how about my windshield?
1021
01:05:51,073 --> 01:05:53,533
Excuse me, you forgot our green stamps.
1022
01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:55,576
We're in a hurry. What about the maps?
1023
01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:57,120
- (GASPS)
- (HORN HONKING)
1024
01:05:57,204 --> 01:05:58,955
Are you going to get
this windshield or not?
1025
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:00,665
Come on.
1026
01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:04,669
(HORN HONKING)
1027
01:06:04,753 --> 01:06:07,213
Honk that horn
where the sun don't shine!
1028
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:08,840
Steph, where are you going?
1029
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:03,227
Oh, I can't stop shivering.
1030
01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:05,188
Then hold on.
1031
01:07:06,565 --> 01:07:08,149
That's what's making me shiver.
1032
01:07:16,825 --> 01:07:18,159
(STEPHANIE GIGGLING)
1033
01:07:20,871 --> 01:07:24,540
- Great ride.
- We're home.
1034
01:07:31,048 --> 01:07:32,089
Shoot.
1035
01:07:39,431 --> 01:07:42,433
STEPHANIE: (SIGHING) Oof.
1036
01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:10,878
I'm the one
who can't stop shivering now.
1037
01:08:11,630 --> 01:08:13,547
(LAUGHS) Why?
1038
01:08:13,632 --> 01:08:14,674
Because...
1039
01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:24,934
- There's something I should tell you.
- What?
1040
01:08:25,394 --> 01:08:26,936
(MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING)
1041
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:28,521
Oh, no.
1042
01:08:29,815 --> 01:08:31,440
We've got company.
1043
01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:35,278
Check this out!
1044
01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,780
(STAMMERS) I can handle these guys.
1045
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:41,158
- That's the dude who popped Balmudo.
- Yeah, and look who he's poppin' now.
1046
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,369
When am I gonna see you again?
1047
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,414
Friday night. The Talent Show.
1048
01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:48,124
Let's go!
1049
01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:52,795
Out front, you hear?
1050
01:08:54,423 --> 01:08:56,132
"Talent Show"?
1051
01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:01,012
How'd he know?
1052
01:09:05,017 --> 01:09:06,017
Hi.
1053
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:09,895
What are you guys doin'?
1054
01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:17,820
So, what's the story
with the creep on the bike, Zinone?
1055
01:09:18,697 --> 01:09:20,740
- What do you mean?
- The story. The creep.
1056
01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:24,368
- Yeah, the creep, the story, Stephanie.
- Shut up, Goose.
1057
01:09:24,453 --> 01:09:27,621
- Why don't you just leave her alone?
- You shut up.
1058
01:09:27,706 --> 01:09:29,749
- You. Let's have it.
- Have what?
1059
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,792
- The story.
- Personally, I think...
1060
01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:33,753
ALL: We don't care, Sharon!
1061
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:37,840
Look, Zinone, no chick of mine messes
with no other creep except this...
1062
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,676
- Except me.
- No chick of yours?
1063
01:09:40,761 --> 01:09:42,053
Someone's jealous.
1064
01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:44,096
Why don't you ever
get jealous like that over me, Johnny?
1065
01:09:44,181 --> 01:09:45,181
Because I ain't jealous!
1066
01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:47,808
Why don't you just stay
out of my life, then, huh, Johnny?
1067
01:09:47,893 --> 01:09:48,976
I'm out!
1068
01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:53,522
I catch you with that punk
one more time, I'll rearrange his face.
1069
01:09:53,607 --> 01:09:56,192
He's a dead man,
you know what I'm saying? D-E-D!
1070
01:09:56,276 --> 01:09:58,277
Look, I think you better decide
once and for all
1071
01:09:58,362 --> 01:09:59,695
just who belongs to who around here.
1072
01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:01,989
- Oh, Paulette, you're making a scene.
- Because I'm getting all mixed up
1073
01:10:02,074 --> 01:10:03,741
and I don't like how that feels
one little bit.
1074
01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:05,451
You know, you're embarrassing me.
1075
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,244
- (CLANGING)
- (SCREAMS)
1076
01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:10,164
I think you owe Paulette an apology.
1077
01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:13,959
- Jerk!
- Where are you goin'?
1078
01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:16,170
Forget about it.
1079
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:18,631
- Weirdos.
- Yeah, who needs broads, right?
1080
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,716
Me! I get to second base with Sharon,
1081
01:10:20,801 --> 01:10:23,469
keep getting called out
when I try to slide into third.
1082
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,096
And the poor guy bombed out
1083
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:26,597
- in the bomb shelter. (LAUGHS)
- Hey.
1084
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:31,519
Yeah. I think we could all use
a little guaranteed... (WHISTLES)
1085
01:10:31,603 --> 01:10:32,812
...all-the-way action.
1086
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:36,357
- And I knowjust the place.
- GOOSE AND LOUIS: Yeah?
1087
01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:39,944
(SINGING)
Well, come on and tell us, Johnny
1088
01:10:40,779 --> 01:10:42,905
What's the secret of success?
1089
01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:47,034
You gotta take a tip
From the King of Hip
1090
01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:51,705
'Cause you know that he's the best
1091
01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:59,338
We're goin' prowlin'
1092
01:10:59,423 --> 01:11:00,840
(HOWLING)
1093
01:11:00,924 --> 01:11:02,466
Tonight
1094
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:13,769
You say you're hungry for a lover
1095
01:11:13,854 --> 01:11:16,689
Gotta find a chick who'll give you more
1096
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:20,192
Well, there's a spot
That I've discovered
1097
01:11:21,027 --> 01:11:23,571
Where a guy's guaranteed to score
1098
01:11:24,156 --> 01:11:27,408
I'm gonna show you cats some action
1099
01:11:27,576 --> 01:11:30,369
Like you've never seen before
1100
01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:34,415
We're gonna get some satisfaction
1101
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,460
Down at the grocery store
1102
01:11:37,544 --> 01:11:44,008
- We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird
1103
01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:45,634
We're goin' prowlin'
1104
01:11:45,719 --> 01:11:49,680
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
- Tonight
1105
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,015
(HOWLING)
1106
01:11:51,099 --> 01:11:54,059
There's a female butcher
1107
01:11:54,436 --> 01:11:57,646
- At the luncheon meat display
- Well, don't you know?
1108
01:11:57,731 --> 01:12:00,816
- Got the best tongue in town
- That's right
1109
01:12:00,901 --> 01:12:04,028
She delivers both night and day
1110
01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:07,448
You'll see the apple of your eye
1111
01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:10,784
Stacking peaches in a five-foot pile
1112
01:12:11,119 --> 01:12:13,412
Just waitin' for some guy to come
1113
01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:17,583
And take her rollin' down the aisle
1114
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,920
- We're goin' prowlin'
- I like a debutante who comes across
1115
01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:23,672
- We're goin' prowlin'
- Now, that's what I call class
1116
01:12:24,132 --> 01:12:28,344
I like a tall girl with long legs
that come right up to her...
1117
01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:33,057
You know what I like?
I like a girl who's really smart
1118
01:12:33,141 --> 01:12:36,310
Provided that she's really stacked
1119
01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:40,814
Yeah? Well, I love 'em all
And they love me
1120
01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:44,777
'Cause I'm the leader of this here pack
1121
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,196
- Yeah!
- We're gonna find ourselves some cuties
1122
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,783
- Cuties gonna find...
- Who are sad and all alone
1123
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:54,411
- We're gonna show them little beauties
- Little beauties
1124
01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:57,540
That we're T-Birds to the bone
1125
01:12:57,624 --> 01:13:07,800
- We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird
1126
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,678
Tonight
1127
01:13:10,762 --> 01:13:12,471
We're goin' prowlin'
1128
01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,765
- JOHNNY: Goose, go for the sales tax.
- (GIRLS SCREAMING)
1129
01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:17,017
(BOYS LAUGHING)
1130
01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:20,479
(HOWLING)
1131
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,818
Very nice. Very nice.
We could win those albumens yet.
1132
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:29,363
- We can win those albumens.
- We gotta get rid of the competition.
1133
01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:30,447
Competition.
1134
01:13:30,532 --> 01:13:31,615
(SCATTING)
1135
01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:34,076
MISS MASON: Well,
there is some very good work here,
1136
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:39,039
and there is also
some very sloppy work here.
1137
01:13:40,542 --> 01:13:44,962
Miss Zinone, uh, I would like to see you
about your Shakespeare essay.
1138
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:46,880
(BELL RINGS)
1139
01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:50,884
MS. McGEE: (ON PA) Attention, please.
1140
01:13:50,969 --> 01:13:53,846
A few reminders
of graduation activities.
1141
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:58,767
The final dress rehearsal for
the Talent Show is Thursday afternoon.
1142
01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:02,313
Also, will all students
on the decoration committee
1143
01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:05,316
for the Lani Kai Lani Luau on Saturday
1144
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,193
report to Coach Calhoun
after school today.
1145
01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:10,404
STEPHANIE: Who asked him
to write all that stuff anyway?
1146
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,615
I guess she didn't like your paper.
1147
01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:16,285
No kiddin'. I gotta write
the whole thing again.
1148
01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:19,121
- Do you want some help?
- I don't know.
1149
01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:25,711
Think it over.
It's not a difficult decision.
1150
01:14:29,758 --> 01:14:32,676
- Steph, you comin'?
- STEPHANIE: Yeah.
1151
01:14:32,761 --> 01:14:34,178
I'll think about it.
1152
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:50,027
You know, I don't usually do
this bad in English.
1153
01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,988
It's just, I got other stuff on my mind
these days.
1154
01:14:53,073 --> 01:14:55,991
- Anything I can help you with?
- No, it's not with school. Forget it.
1155
01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:58,994
- Let's get this stuff over with.
- All right.
1156
01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,497
Where do you want to start?
1157
01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:02,998
(SIGHS)
1158
01:15:04,376 --> 01:15:06,960
- It's this guy.
- What guy?
1159
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,712
Oh, forget it.
1160
01:15:08,797 --> 01:15:11,340
Well, I'm trying,
but you're not making it very easy.
1161
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:15,344
(SIGHS) I had this idea of Mr. Right.
Remember? Which is a stupid idea, right?
1162
01:15:16,096 --> 01:15:19,348
- Right.
- And then, out of nowhere, he shows up.
1163
01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:22,685
- Like some dream or something.
- Who?
1164
01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:25,312
- Mr. Right.
- Oh, right.
1165
01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:28,565
And then the crazy thing is
that I've seen him twice now,
1166
01:15:28,650 --> 01:15:30,484
and both times,
he's wearing these goggles.
1167
01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:31,944
I don't even know who he is.
1168
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,445
- Mr. Right? Right.
- Right.
1169
01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:35,239
Don't you think that's kind of weird?
1170
01:15:35,907 --> 01:15:40,411
Not "weird" weird,
but, like, exciting weird?
1171
01:15:41,663 --> 01:15:42,705
So, what's the problem then?
1172
01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:48,252
Well, the problem is that maybe
he's just not everything I imagined.
1173
01:15:48,336 --> 01:15:51,130
What if behind those goggles
he's just, like, some ordinary guy?
1174
01:15:51,798 --> 01:15:53,132
What if he is?
1175
01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,258
Eh?
1176
01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:03,058
What if maybe we should get back
to the Shakespeare essay?
1177
01:16:03,143 --> 01:16:04,184
Stephanie.
1178
01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:07,146
You know what, I figured out
what Hamlet's big problem is.
1179
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,230
No ketchup.
1180
01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,276
He seemed to get along
pretty well without it.
1181
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,069
They never put ketchup on,
even when you ask for it.
1182
01:16:14,154 --> 01:16:15,946
How can you eat a hamburger
with no ketchup?
1183
01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,906
- I wouldn't know.
- Could you shoot that over here?
1184
01:16:20,577 --> 01:16:21,994
Where were we?
1185
01:16:22,162 --> 01:16:25,539
Uh, you'd figured out the problem
with their hamburgers. No ketchup.
1186
01:16:25,623 --> 01:16:28,876
Right. And you know
what his big problem is?
1187
01:16:30,003 --> 01:16:32,421
No laughs. I mean, the guy's
gotta lighten up, right?
1188
01:16:32,547 --> 01:16:33,547
- Right.
- Bite?
1189
01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:36,341
No, thanks.
1190
01:16:36,426 --> 01:16:38,343
Uh, who are we talking about now?
1191
01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:41,430
Hamlet.
1192
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,100
Oh, right.
1193
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:48,437
(LAUGHS)
1194
01:16:49,856 --> 01:16:51,440
"Hamlet went totally nuts
1195
01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:53,734
"when he caught his mother doing it
in the sack with his uncle. "
1196
01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:57,237
- Not so great, right?
- Well, you seem to have the right idea,
1197
01:16:57,322 --> 01:16:59,323
but you could've said something like,
1198
01:16:59,407 --> 01:17:05,370
"Hamlet was tormented by his mother's
incestuous relationship with his uncle. "
1199
01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:08,373
(LAUGHING) "Incestuous relationship"?
Oh, God.
1200
01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:10,626
Mason's gonna flip when she reads this.
1201
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:12,961
"Incestuous. "
1202
01:17:13,254 --> 01:17:15,714
You're a really smart guy,
you know that?
1203
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,008
You must think
I'm some kind of dummy, huh?
1204
01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:21,762
Actually, I think
you're kind of terrific.
1205
01:17:22,806 --> 01:17:24,556
Get outta here.
1206
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,600
You're the terrific one.
1207
01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:28,685
I mean, you know all this deep junk
and everything.
1208
01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:32,189
I don't understand that "deep junk"
any better than you do, really.
1209
01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:35,400
I just, uh, seem to know a few big words
that impress English teachers,
1210
01:17:35,485 --> 01:17:36,944
like our friend Miss Mason, that's all.
1211
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,279
Well, you impressed me.
1212
01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:41,865
And I give credit to who I want, okay?
1213
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:47,621
- To whom.
- To who, to whom, to you, that's whom.
1214
01:17:47,705 --> 01:17:49,665
So learn how to take a compliment,
all right?
1215
01:17:51,292 --> 01:17:52,292
All right.
1216
01:17:55,046 --> 01:17:58,215
Hey, how about a hamburger
for my friend here? Loaded.
1217
01:17:58,299 --> 01:17:59,716
Uh, with ketchup.
1218
01:17:59,801 --> 01:18:01,218
Double ketchup.
1219
01:18:03,388 --> 01:18:07,724
There are some very cool, very scoreable
broads who hang out at this joint.
1220
01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:10,978
"Cool". "Scoreable". Whatnot. (CHUCKLES)
1221
01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:13,480
- Very nice.
- Very nice.
1222
01:18:13,815 --> 01:18:14,815
STEPHANIE: I bet
there's lots of girls at Rydell
1223
01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,441
who'd love to go out
with a guy like you.
1224
01:18:16,526 --> 01:18:18,735
- What about you?
- Me? Yeah, right.
1225
01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:20,904
Are you kidding?
That's all I need right now.
1226
01:18:20,989 --> 01:18:22,573
No, I wasn't.
1227
01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:26,493
(SIGHS) Oh, God, look,
I didn't mean anything wrong, but...
1228
01:18:26,578 --> 01:18:29,538
We're just different types, that's all.
1229
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,123
"Different types"?
1230
01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:32,958
What do you mean?
1231
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,879
- Look, there's a Pink Lady code, okay?
- "Pink Lady code. "
1232
01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:39,673
Well, to quote Dolores,
"The code stinks. "
1233
01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:41,550
(SIGHS)
1234
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:51,226
- Hi.
- So, what's this? Nerds' night out?
1235
01:18:51,311 --> 01:18:53,270
What are you, a cop?
1236
01:18:53,897 --> 01:18:56,148
Sure have picked up
a lot of new friends, Zinone.
1237
01:18:56,816 --> 01:18:59,109
I guess the T-Birds
ain't the class act no more, huh?
1238
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:01,153
Yeah, I guess we ain't
the class act no more, huh?
1239
01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,905
- Goose.
- Yo, Johnny.
1240
01:19:02,989 --> 01:19:04,489
You wait for me inside.
1241
01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:06,950
- Uh, Johnny, I don't want to eat alone.
- Will you go on?
1242
01:19:07,035 --> 01:19:09,202
(SIGHS) What do you want, Johnny?
1243
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:15,834
Yeah, well,
I just wanted to let you know that...
1244
01:19:16,377 --> 01:19:18,962
I'm officially declaring us
as an item officially over.
1245
01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:22,674
- You're declaring?
- That's correct.
1246
01:19:23,176 --> 01:19:24,384
(SIGHS)
1247
01:19:24,469 --> 01:19:26,720
Okay, fine. Okay? You've declared it.
1248
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,972
It's over. Can I go now?
1249
01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:33,769
Just like that, huh?
1250
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:40,150
I got one more thing to say to you.
1251
01:19:41,027 --> 01:19:43,612
That jacket you're wearing
is T-Bird property.
1252
01:19:43,696 --> 01:19:45,238
You want to leave the party?
1253
01:19:45,323 --> 01:19:47,282
Drop the jacket at the door
on your way out.
1254
01:19:47,367 --> 01:19:49,242
I got a rep to protect.
1255
01:19:49,327 --> 01:19:51,870
So don't damage the rep,
we don't damage new friends, dig?
1256
01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:06,301
So, what happened? She, uh...
1257
01:20:06,386 --> 01:20:09,179
Did she take the nerd's brains
over your brawns?
1258
01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:11,723
Look, I dumped her,
not versa-vice, got it?
1259
01:20:11,808 --> 01:20:13,183
Right. Sure, Johnny.
1260
01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:17,396
Don't worry about it.
1261
01:20:17,647 --> 01:20:21,692
(GRUNTS)
1262
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,865
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1263
01:20:40,795 --> 01:20:43,171
- All right, cherry pie!
- God. Davey!
1264
01:20:50,638 --> 01:20:53,140
MICHAEL: I'm all dressed up
1265
01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:58,353
In my finest attitude
1266
01:20:59,105 --> 01:21:04,443
Pretending I don't care
1267
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,447
Guess I really messed up
1268
01:21:10,033 --> 01:21:13,035
By trying to be two
1269
01:21:13,286 --> 01:21:18,999
When only one heart can be there
1270
01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:26,798
Why can't I be just what I am
1271
01:21:27,133 --> 01:21:34,056
And speak my love without any shame
1272
01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:40,353
Why can't she see what I am
1273
01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:45,692
Is a costumed fool
1274
01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:48,695
Trapped in a tragic game
1275
01:21:50,323 --> 01:21:56,244
Charades and pretty lies
1276
01:21:57,455 --> 01:22:04,336
They hide what's deep inside me
1277
01:22:04,712 --> 01:22:10,717
Charades conceal me
1278
01:22:11,177 --> 01:22:15,263
But can't you feel
1279
01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:21,728
The real me
1280
01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:29,528
Behind my charades
1281
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,955
Oh, please don't mind me
1282
01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:45,085
Performing at my hardest
1283
01:22:45,169 --> 01:22:51,591
As I paint upon the air
1284
01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:55,303
You won't find me
1285
01:22:55,388 --> 01:23:01,393
'Cause it's a portrait of the artist
As the man who isn't there
1286
01:23:01,519 --> 01:23:05,397
Look, programs for the Talent Show.
We're gonna be on first.
1287
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:13,113
Charades and pretty lies
1288
01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:21,538
They hide what's deep inside me
1289
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:28,086
Charades conceal me
1290
01:23:28,296 --> 01:23:34,634
But can't you feel the real me?
1291
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:39,055
The real me
1292
01:23:42,310 --> 01:23:45,729
Behind my charades?
1293
01:23:45,813 --> 01:23:49,357
Can't you feel the real me
1294
01:23:49,442 --> 01:23:53,069
Behind my charades?
1295
01:23:53,154 --> 01:23:57,157
Have I lost the real me
1296
01:23:57,241 --> 01:24:04,164
Behind my charades?
1297
01:24:15,134 --> 01:24:16,927
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1298
01:24:22,642 --> 01:24:25,644
GIRL: Girls, girls, I'm so nervous.
How do I look?
1299
01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:28,480
You look perfect. Just remember,
have lots of fun tonight.
1300
01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:30,690
Oh, okay. Thanks.
1301
01:24:30,775 --> 01:24:32,692
- And good luck!
- Yeah, good luck!
1302
01:24:32,777 --> 01:24:34,361
He said he'd meet her out front.
1303
01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:37,489
How anyone can get so hot and bothered
over someone they don't even know
1304
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,157
is totally beyond me.
1305
01:24:39,450 --> 01:24:40,992
Sharon.
1306
01:24:41,077 --> 01:24:42,953
- What?
- She's got a crush.
1307
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,996
(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)
1308
01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:57,801
I'll be back.
1309
01:25:05,393 --> 01:25:09,312
- It's that guy.
- This time we get him, Zinone!
1310
01:25:09,397 --> 01:25:10,438
Johnny, no!
1311
01:25:12,024 --> 01:25:13,400
(TIRES SQUEAL)
1312
01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:15,026
Johnny!
1313
01:25:20,366 --> 01:25:23,034
Rhonda! Rhonda. Rhonda, go.
They're going to kill him.
1314
01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:27,372
- Who's killing who?
- Open the door. Move over.
1315
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:30,250
- Where are we going?
- STEPHANIE: I don't know, just go!
1316
01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:32,502
(SCREAMING)
1317
01:25:35,965 --> 01:25:37,757
(HORN HONKING)
1318
01:25:39,176 --> 01:25:41,052
- Rhonda!
- Oh, my God!
1319
01:25:41,137 --> 01:25:43,471
We're gonna die and I'm wearing
my mother's underwear!
1320
01:25:43,556 --> 01:25:45,098
RHONDA: Steph, where are we going?
1321
01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:47,017
STEPHANIE: I don't know.
Just follow 'em!
1322
01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:48,101
RHONDA: Here they come!
1323
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,801
I figured the guy to slow up.
1324
01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:24,179
Right?
1325
01:26:27,433 --> 01:26:33,730
Yeah, it ain't our fault
the guy don't slow up, huh, Johnny?
1326
01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:35,857
It's gotta be at least 100 feet
1327
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,400
- to the other side.
- Johnny.
1328
01:26:38,361 --> 01:26:41,654
Yeah, yeah, what can I say?
1329
01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:45,575
If he didn't make it,
he ain't gonna look too pretty.
1330
01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:54,918
Where is he?
1331
01:26:58,130 --> 01:26:59,881
He ain't down there.
1332
01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:02,675
What do you mean "he ain't down there"?
Where'd he go? Biker heaven?
1333
01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:05,512
STEPHANIE: (SOBBING) I know he's dead.
1334
01:27:05,596 --> 01:27:07,305
JOHNNY: Yeah, well, it's obvious.
1335
01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:09,599
He made the jump. I could do that.
1336
01:27:09,683 --> 01:27:13,269
- Yeah, you could jump that, Johnny.
- Let's go.
1337
01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:15,688
- And I'll never see him again.
- Come on!
1338
01:27:22,613 --> 01:27:24,656
- What have I done?
- Nothing, Steph.
1339
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:27,242
- He'll be okay.
- Steph, nobody rides like him.
1340
01:27:27,326 --> 01:27:28,618
There's nothing even down there.
1341
01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:30,995
Come on, we gotta get outta here.
You can't stay here.
1342
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:32,372
Come on, we're gonna be late!
1343
01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:33,581
Look, you saw him.
1344
01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:35,667
He jumped over a cop car
at the Bowl-a-Rama
1345
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,001
and that was a really big jump!
1346
01:27:37,086 --> 01:27:40,046
SHARON: He'll show up, I know it.
I just know it.
1347
01:27:43,134 --> 01:27:45,885
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
1348
01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:53,226
(SINGING) Ifyoursweetheart
1349
01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:59,482
Sends a letter of goodbye
1350
01:28:01,485 --> 01:28:04,112
- If I stand over there...
- Don't worry about it. It looks fine.
1351
01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:05,196
Just get out there.
1352
01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:09,033
- Hi, Johnny.
- Hi... Hold it!
1353
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,583
What are you, crazy?
1354
01:28:17,835 --> 01:28:18,960
Come on, Paulette.
1355
01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:22,464
Look, I told you before, you are not
gonna go out there like that.
1356
01:28:22,548 --> 01:28:25,300
Oh, I know, I gotta put
a little something on my face.
1357
01:28:27,470 --> 01:28:29,721
You have got to put
a little something on your body.
1358
01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:32,849
But I gotta dress like this, Johnny.
I'm summer.
1359
01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:35,101
Look, now, get yourself
a pair of galoshes,
1360
01:28:35,186 --> 01:28:38,688
(STUTTERING) a snowsuit, a scarf,
and be winter.
1361
01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:42,233
And that
is Johnny Nogerelli's final word.
1362
01:28:42,318 --> 01:28:43,318
Yeah?
1363
01:28:44,153 --> 01:28:48,490
Well, you want to hear my final word,
Mr. Push-Everyone-Around Nogerelli?
1364
01:28:48,574 --> 01:28:50,074
Maybe you can bully
1365
01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:51,910
- some of the chicks in this school...
- Be cool, Paulette.
1366
01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:55,997
...but this chick has been bullied by
one Johnny Nogerelli for the last time.
1367
01:28:56,081 --> 01:28:58,833
I may not be
the classiest chick in this school,
1368
01:28:58,918 --> 01:29:02,754
but I'm the best you're ever gonna get,
so take it or leave it!
1369
01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,215
...behind the cloudy sky
1370
01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:09,511
So let your hair down
1371
01:29:10,596 --> 01:29:15,058
And go on and cry
1372
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:16,809
(YELLING) Let go of me!
1373
01:29:16,894 --> 01:29:19,187
Johnny! Johnny!
1374
01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:22,857
Stop that!
1375
01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:27,445
- JOHNNY: Shut up!
- Quiet!
1376
01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:33,284
And now, Martin Miesner
and his red-hot accordion.
1377
01:29:33,369 --> 01:29:35,995
- Let's go practice up in the can.
- Johnny, we got nothing to worry about.
1378
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,664
Don't worry, Johnny, we're gonna have...
1379
01:29:37,748 --> 01:29:38,748
Hey, the albumens are ours.
1380
01:29:38,832 --> 01:29:40,833
(SCATTING)
1381
01:29:43,671 --> 01:29:47,882
- Hey, he's taking our jackets.
- Hey, come on, guys.
1382
01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,634
Hey, guys...
1383
01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:51,219
Hey, Nogerelli!
1384
01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:53,429
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1385
01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:55,723
Don't do it. Okay, guys.
1386
01:29:56,892 --> 01:30:01,062
Turn it off! Hey, Nogerelli!
1387
01:30:09,196 --> 01:30:11,239
(PLAYING ACCORDION)
1388
01:30:17,121 --> 01:30:18,705
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1389
01:30:18,789 --> 01:30:21,416
- Thank you, Martin Miesner.
- (AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
1390
01:30:22,251 --> 01:30:28,840
And now, I have the great pleasure
to introduce the T-Bones.
1391
01:30:28,924 --> 01:30:30,967
(APPLAUSE)
1392
01:30:31,885 --> 01:30:33,886
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
1393
01:30:37,349 --> 01:30:38,641
Come on, Steph.
1394
01:30:38,726 --> 01:30:43,730
(SINGING) We're goin'prowlin; prowlin'
1395
01:30:43,814 --> 01:30:49,861
Tonight
1396
01:30:53,741 --> 01:30:55,867
(LOUD APPLAUSE)
1397
01:31:01,457 --> 01:31:04,626
- The T-Bones.
- Birds! Birds.
1398
01:31:06,211 --> 01:31:12,884
And now, the Calendar Girls
in A Girl For All Seasons.
1399
01:31:12,968 --> 01:31:15,803
(APPLAUSE)
1400
01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:24,395
(INTRO MUSIC PLAYING)
1401
01:31:40,371 --> 01:31:46,000
(SINGING) I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom
1402
01:31:46,085 --> 01:31:51,881
We'll wander through the meadows
In all their sweet perfume
1403
01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:58,680
And every night I'll hold you tight
Beneath that April moon
1404
01:31:59,223 --> 01:32:00,390
Ah-ah-ah
1405
01:32:00,474 --> 01:32:01,766
- Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah
1406
01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:07,897
I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through
1407
01:32:07,981 --> 01:32:13,569
Your girl for all seasons
'Cause I'd love
1408
01:32:13,654 --> 01:32:18,950
Yes, I'd love to be everything to you
1409
01:32:19,284 --> 01:32:22,245
Just you
1410
01:32:22,913 --> 01:32:28,251
I'll be yours in summer
When we're playing in the sand
1411
01:32:28,335 --> 01:32:34,173
We'll spend the day together
Making love and getting tanned
1412
01:32:34,258 --> 01:32:41,013
And on the beach at sunset
When we're walking hand in hand
1413
01:32:41,598 --> 01:32:42,598
Ah-ah-ah
1414
01:32:42,725 --> 01:32:44,058
- Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah
1415
01:32:44,143 --> 01:32:47,729
I'll be your girl for all seasons
1416
01:32:47,813 --> 01:32:50,064
All the year through
1417
01:32:50,149 --> 01:32:53,401
Your girl for all seasons
1418
01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:56,154
'Cause I'd love
1419
01:32:56,238 --> 01:33:01,576
'Cause I'd love to be everything to you
1420
01:33:01,660 --> 01:33:03,911
Just you
1421
01:33:04,830 --> 01:33:10,460
If you fall in the fall you'll see
1422
01:33:10,544 --> 01:33:16,048
September can be heavenly
1423
01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:22,430
If you fall, say you'll fall for me
1424
01:33:22,514 --> 01:33:28,770
When autumn leaves
Are falling from the trees
1425
01:33:28,854 --> 01:33:34,400
I'll be yours in winter
When the snow is on the ground
1426
01:33:34,485 --> 01:33:40,114
I'll warm you through December
And I'll always be around
1427
01:33:40,699 --> 01:33:42,241
SHARON: What's wrong with Stephanie?
1428
01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:44,202
It looks like she forgot the words.
1429
01:33:44,286 --> 01:33:46,329
Somebody help her with the words.
1430
01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:49,499
Is she sick?
1431
01:33:49,583 --> 01:33:50,708
GOOSE: Johnny, it's that guy!
1432
01:33:50,793 --> 01:33:52,376
JOHNNY: This time we get him, Zinone!
1433
01:33:52,461 --> 01:33:55,338
STEPHANIE: Johnny! Where is he?
1434
01:33:55,464 --> 01:33:56,631
LOUIS: He ain't down there.
1435
01:33:56,715 --> 01:33:59,383
JOHNNY: What do you mean,
"He ain't down there"? Where'd he go?
1436
01:33:59,468 --> 01:34:01,594
STEPHANIE: (SOBBING) I know he's dead.
1437
01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:03,304
Louis, pull the curtain.
1438
01:34:08,101 --> 01:34:09,727
I'll be back.
1439
01:34:12,773 --> 01:34:13,898
What's the matter?
1440
01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:16,067
STEPHANIE: (SINGING)
No more midnight rides with you
1441
01:34:16,693 --> 01:34:19,904
No more secret rendezvous
1442
01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,447
Stephanie, what's wrong?
1443
01:34:21,865 --> 01:34:28,788
I'm gonna miss
All the things we'll never do
1444
01:34:29,456 --> 01:34:34,085
Oh, I just can't believe
1445
01:34:35,087 --> 01:34:38,923
You left me here alone
1446
01:34:40,008 --> 01:34:43,386
How in this world
1447
01:34:44,012 --> 01:34:49,058
Can I make it on my own?
1448
01:34:57,943 --> 01:35:02,280
MICHAEL: Remember, I love you
1449
01:35:02,364 --> 01:35:07,034
I won't be far away
1450
01:35:07,244 --> 01:35:11,539
Baby, close your eyes
1451
01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:15,167
And think of yesterday
1452
01:35:15,252 --> 01:35:20,756
And we'll be there together
1453
01:35:20,841 --> 01:35:27,722
BOTH: Love will turn back
the hands of time
1454
01:35:27,806 --> 01:35:31,934
Turn back
1455
01:35:32,019 --> 01:35:35,897
The hands of time
1456
01:35:36,732 --> 01:35:39,859
STEPHANIE: Baby, don't you know?
1457
01:35:41,028 --> 01:35:44,947
It's hard to let you go
1458
01:35:45,741 --> 01:35:49,702
Save all your dreams
1459
01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:54,373
And keep me in your heart
1460
01:35:54,541 --> 01:35:58,210
It hurts to say goodbye
1461
01:35:59,046 --> 01:36:03,090
No matter how I try
1462
01:36:04,051 --> 01:36:07,845
MICHAEL: Love will survive
1463
01:36:07,930 --> 01:36:12,391
Even though we have to part
1464
01:36:13,894 --> 01:36:15,895
Stephanie, please don't cry.
1465
01:36:16,855 --> 01:36:21,901
Oh, it all seems so unfair.
Just when I found you, I lost you.
1466
01:36:22,736 --> 01:36:24,737
That doesn't matter now.
1467
01:36:24,821 --> 01:36:27,490
The only thing that matters
is that I love you.
1468
01:36:27,574 --> 01:36:30,993
And you're the only one
who can keep our love alive.
1469
01:36:31,078 --> 01:36:33,120
So, Stephanie, don't forget me.
1470
01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:35,665
I promise.
1471
01:36:35,749 --> 01:36:36,874
Remember
1472
01:36:37,626 --> 01:36:40,002
I love you
1473
01:36:40,087 --> 01:36:44,966
You won't be far away
1474
01:36:45,050 --> 01:36:47,885
I just close my eyes
1475
01:36:49,054 --> 01:36:52,598
And bring back yesterday
1476
01:36:52,891 --> 01:36:58,396
And we'll be there together
1477
01:36:58,522 --> 01:37:05,236
Love will turn back the hands of time
1478
01:37:05,612 --> 01:37:07,655
Turn back
1479
01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:11,701
Turn back the hands of time
1480
01:37:11,785 --> 01:37:14,453
We'll turn back, whoa
1481
01:37:14,538 --> 01:37:16,706
Turn back, whoa
1482
01:37:16,790 --> 01:37:20,710
Turn back the hands of time
1483
01:37:20,794 --> 01:37:23,754
We'll turn back
1484
01:37:35,559 --> 01:37:37,351
(APPLAUSE)
1485
01:37:44,651 --> 01:37:47,945
And now,
the winners of the Talent Contest,
1486
01:37:48,030 --> 01:37:53,784
and the King and Queen
of the Lani Kai Lani Luau, Mr. Nogerelli
1487
01:37:55,662 --> 01:37:57,413
and Miss Zinone.
1488
01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:02,460
Please, Miss Zinone,
remember you're a queen.
1489
01:38:03,628 --> 01:38:04,754
Smile, Stephanie.
1490
01:38:04,838 --> 01:38:07,089
Yeah. I think you won
the whole talent show.
1491
01:38:07,174 --> 01:38:10,051
- The Girls' division, Paulette.
- That's not so bad.
1492
01:38:10,135 --> 01:38:15,765
Everyone bow and we'll see you all
at the Luau tomorrow.
1493
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:23,105
I can't believe we won half the records.
All the Tichokski and Choppin.
1494
01:38:23,190 --> 01:38:25,524
What are you talkin'? No Roy Orbisons?
1495
01:38:25,609 --> 01:38:27,735
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING CONTINUE)
1496
01:38:34,618 --> 01:38:36,285
(INTRO MUSIC PLAYING)
1497
01:38:38,830 --> 01:38:41,707
(SINGING) A well-a bop a bop a hula
Rock-a-hula rock-a-hula
1498
01:38:41,792 --> 01:38:44,168
Luau, luau, luau, luau
1499
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:46,796
A wham-a bama lama
Shanga langa langa langa
1500
01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:49,256
Luau, luau, luau, luau
1501
01:38:49,341 --> 01:38:51,842
Rah rah Rydell
Well-a well-a well-a well-a
1502
01:38:51,927 --> 01:38:54,512
Rock-a-hula luau wow
1503
01:38:55,555 --> 01:38:58,057
Come-a come-a come-a
To the rock-a-hula luau
1504
01:39:00,811 --> 01:39:02,686
Everybody's here
And we're waitin' for you now
1505
01:39:05,065 --> 01:39:07,983
We're gonna stick together
And we won't let go
1506
01:39:08,068 --> 01:39:10,236
We're lettin' everybody know
1507
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:12,154
It's a luau
1508
01:39:12,239 --> 01:39:13,739
A rock-a-hula luau
1509
01:39:20,580 --> 01:39:24,250
You know, it's girls like that
who give summer fun a bad name.
1510
01:39:30,549 --> 01:39:32,800
Come-a come-a come-a come-a
'Cause we're gettin' it on now
1511
01:39:35,554 --> 01:39:38,180
Summer, summer, summer
Is a-comin' along now
1512
01:39:40,517 --> 01:39:43,144
I wish it was forever
'Cause it feels so right
1513
01:39:43,228 --> 01:39:47,189
Don't you worry, honey
We'll be rockin' all night at the luau
1514
01:39:47,274 --> 01:39:49,108
A rock-a-hula luau
1515
01:39:50,527 --> 01:39:55,322
Summer is coming
We're all here together
1516
01:39:55,407 --> 01:40:00,494
If only this feeling could go on forever
1517
01:40:00,579 --> 01:40:05,583
Summer is coming, we'll always remember
1518
01:40:05,667 --> 01:40:10,129
Summer is coming right now
1519
01:40:14,968 --> 01:40:19,096
Rock-a-hula luau
1520
01:40:20,515 --> 01:40:24,435
It's a rock, rock-a-hula luau, yeah
Uh-huh
1521
01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:29,481
Rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau
1522
01:40:38,158 --> 01:40:41,744
MS. McGEE: As the sun sets
on the Lani Kai Lani Luau,
1523
01:40:41,828 --> 01:40:43,787
a reminder to our seniors,
1524
01:40:43,872 --> 01:40:47,208
in the words of our very own
President Kennedy,
1525
01:40:47,292 --> 01:40:50,336
"Think not what your country
can do for you,
1526
01:40:50,420 --> 01:40:53,589
"but what you can do for your country. "
1527
01:40:53,673 --> 01:40:56,592
Now, will the King and Queen of the Luau
1528
01:40:56,676 --> 01:41:00,721
take their appointed positions
on the Pool of Enchantment?
1529
01:41:00,889 --> 01:41:02,973
(CHEERING)
1530
01:41:16,154 --> 01:41:18,405
(CROWD CHANTING)
1531
01:41:31,586 --> 01:41:33,879
Come on, we're havin' a good time!
It's a luau.
1532
01:41:33,964 --> 01:41:35,464
Will you stop it? What are you doing?
1533
01:41:35,548 --> 01:41:37,424
I dropped a cigarette.
I'm burnin' myself.
1534
01:41:37,509 --> 01:41:39,593
You're gonna burn us up with that
cigarette! Can't you put it out?
1535
01:41:39,678 --> 01:41:42,012
- You're gonna knock us over.
- Will you cut it out?
1536
01:41:42,097 --> 01:41:43,389
I'm tryin' to be cool here!
1537
01:41:43,473 --> 01:41:46,016
- You get me out of here right now.
- Would you be quiet?
1538
01:41:46,101 --> 01:41:48,811
Your doctor is quite right, Mr. Spears.
1539
01:41:48,895 --> 01:41:53,148
The school environment is so much
better for you than the hospital.
1540
01:41:53,233 --> 01:41:55,609
But I am encouraged... Hello, dear.
1541
01:41:55,694 --> 01:41:58,279
...at the way
you've been looking lately.
1542
01:41:58,363 --> 01:42:02,157
You look so... Mr Spears!
1543
01:42:02,284 --> 01:42:04,159
Oh, good heavens!
1544
01:42:04,369 --> 01:42:06,829
(SCREAMING)
1545
01:42:07,789 --> 01:42:10,416
(CACKLING)
1546
01:42:11,835 --> 01:42:13,877
Sit down, Stephanie, before you fall in!
1547
01:42:14,004 --> 01:42:15,921
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
1548
01:42:26,224 --> 01:42:29,935
- Will you help me row, Stephanie?
- STEPHANIE: Stop yelling at me!
1549
01:42:30,020 --> 01:42:31,603
Get out of the way!
1550
01:42:31,813 --> 01:42:34,106
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1551
01:42:36,735 --> 01:42:38,319
You punk!
1552
01:42:38,403 --> 01:42:41,071
Haul ass, shrimp!
1553
01:42:41,156 --> 01:42:45,284
- Get off of me!
- Come on! Will you help me row?
1554
01:42:46,411 --> 01:42:47,870
Get out of here!
1555
01:42:47,954 --> 01:42:49,038
Punks!
1556
01:42:49,122 --> 01:42:50,914
- Stuck in a pool with a chick!
- You're rowing the wrong way!
1557
01:42:50,999 --> 01:42:51,999
Birds, get 'em!
1558
01:42:52,083 --> 01:42:56,462
- I got one! I got one!
- Oh, sorry!
1559
01:42:58,089 --> 01:43:00,257
- Get off!
- I didn't mean it.
1560
01:43:08,558 --> 01:43:10,017
Hey, Balmudo!
1561
01:43:10,101 --> 01:43:11,935
Hey, man. That's the guy who decked me.
1562
01:43:12,020 --> 01:43:13,312
It's him.
1563
01:43:13,396 --> 01:43:15,064
- It's him!
- It's him!
1564
01:43:19,652 --> 01:43:21,362
(ENGINE REVS)
1565
01:43:33,875 --> 01:43:35,626
(ALL SCREAMING)
1566
01:43:46,096 --> 01:43:47,638
STEPHANIE: He's alive!
1567
01:43:49,057 --> 01:43:55,896
(YELLING)
1568
01:44:00,318 --> 01:44:02,694
- What's wrong with you guys, man?
- You've ruined our luau!
1569
01:44:02,779 --> 01:44:03,821
You ruined everything!
1570
01:44:03,905 --> 01:44:05,823
(SCREAMING)
1571
01:44:11,162 --> 01:44:14,498
Michael! It's Michael!
1572
01:44:21,965 --> 01:44:23,006
Michael.
1573
01:44:31,057 --> 01:44:33,475
- You?
- You made that jump?
1574
01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:34,601
Shakespeare?
1575
01:44:39,190 --> 01:44:40,774
I thought you were dead.
1576
01:44:44,446 --> 01:44:46,113
- You?
- Move it! Move it!
1577
01:44:46,239 --> 01:44:48,157
- I'm gonna rearrange his...
- PAULETTE: Hey!
1578
01:44:49,284 --> 01:44:50,659
- What?
- Nothing.
1579
01:44:54,122 --> 01:44:55,998
(CHUCKLING)
1580
01:44:56,082 --> 01:44:59,877
- No.
- Yeah. Yeah, Johnny.
1581
01:45:01,087 --> 01:45:03,005
Yeah, well, you got one more jump,
1582
01:45:03,089 --> 01:45:07,718
Mr., uh, Cool Rider, Shakespeare,
uh, Carrington.
1583
01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:10,345
No, wait a second.
Haven't we had enough of this?
1584
01:45:10,430 --> 01:45:11,763
She's got a point, Johnny.
1585
01:45:11,848 --> 01:45:12,973
Hey, Davey's got a point, Johnny.
1586
01:45:13,057 --> 01:45:16,143
- Hey, Lou's got a point about Davey's...
- Shut up, all of yous!
1587
01:45:16,227 --> 01:45:18,187
I've got a point to make, too.
1588
01:45:21,149 --> 01:45:23,025
- Jacket.
- One T-Bird jacket.
1589
01:45:29,073 --> 01:45:34,411
Jacket.
1590
01:45:39,918 --> 01:45:41,543
For starters, let's see how it looks.
1591
01:45:41,961 --> 01:45:44,421
(CROWD MURMURING)
1592
01:45:49,928 --> 01:45:51,345
Very nice.
1593
01:45:53,806 --> 01:45:54,848
Okay.
1594
01:45:55,975 --> 01:45:57,476
Birds... Okay.
1595
01:45:57,936 --> 01:46:00,020
- All right.
- All right.
1596
01:46:03,149 --> 01:46:04,816
Listen, I gotta talk to you.
1597
01:46:05,818 --> 01:46:08,195
We can't see each other anymore
because, you know,
1598
01:46:08,279 --> 01:46:11,156
I've sorta got another man
on my hands now.
1599
01:46:11,241 --> 01:46:12,324
Oh, right.
1600
01:46:15,453 --> 01:46:17,663
(INAUDIBLE)
1601
01:46:19,207 --> 01:46:20,499
That's the breaks.
1602
01:46:20,583 --> 01:46:21,583
Right.
1603
01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:28,048
JOHNNY: What's everybody lookin' at?
Disperse!
1604
01:46:50,488 --> 01:46:51,863
(WHISPERS) Stephanie.
1605
01:46:59,122 --> 01:47:02,291
I never thought you'd kiss me
if you knew who I really was.
1606
01:47:02,375 --> 01:47:03,709
Are you crazy?
1607
01:47:04,586 --> 01:47:06,461
I got two for the price of one.
1608
01:47:08,047 --> 01:47:12,009
- Are you certain?
- I've never been certainer.
1609
01:47:12,719 --> 01:47:14,177
More certain.
1610
01:47:14,262 --> 01:47:15,554
(LAUGHING)
1611
01:47:15,888 --> 01:47:17,347
The certainest.
1612
01:47:17,432 --> 01:47:21,059
The certainest. Yeah, I like that.
1613
01:47:22,353 --> 01:47:24,354
I'd love to kiss you again.
1614
01:47:24,772 --> 01:47:26,773
(MUSIC STARTS)
1615
01:47:39,454 --> 01:47:42,914
(SINGING) You were the one,
the one in my dreams
1616
01:47:42,999 --> 01:47:46,084
But I never knew it
1617
01:47:46,586 --> 01:47:49,921
I wanted to tell you time and again
1618
01:47:50,006 --> 01:47:53,091
But I couldn't do it
1619
01:47:54,135 --> 01:47:57,471
All that you are is all that I need
1620
01:47:57,722 --> 01:48:00,390
No more pretending
1621
01:48:01,100 --> 01:48:04,770
Now I can be me, you can be you
1622
01:48:04,854 --> 01:48:08,815
And we're never ending
Whoa-oh, oh
1623
01:48:08,900 --> 01:48:14,404
We'll be together
1624
01:48:16,115 --> 01:48:22,120
Always together
1625
01:48:23,122 --> 01:48:28,460
Like birds of a feather
1626
01:48:28,544 --> 01:48:32,547
Forever and ever
1627
01:48:32,632 --> 01:48:37,302
We'll be together
1628
01:48:41,516 --> 01:48:45,018
I like what you got, I guess it's okay
1629
01:48:45,103 --> 01:48:48,063
If you want to show it
1630
01:48:48,898 --> 01:48:52,442
I am what I am and I'm all for you
1631
01:48:52,527 --> 01:48:55,987
Just want you to know it
1632
01:48:56,072 --> 01:48:58,156
Will I ever score?
1633
01:48:58,408 --> 01:49:03,036
There's nothin' wrong
With just likin' each other
1634
01:49:03,705 --> 01:49:09,543
We all had our doubts
But it's workin' out with one another
1635
01:49:09,627 --> 01:49:11,044
Whoa-oh, oh
1636
01:49:11,170 --> 01:49:16,717
We'll be together
1637
01:49:18,553 --> 01:49:24,141
Always together
1638
01:49:25,518 --> 01:49:30,856
Like birds of a feather
1639
01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:35,110
Forever and ever
1640
01:49:35,194 --> 01:49:46,997
We'll be together
1641
01:49:47,999 --> 01:49:53,462
Always together
1642
01:49:54,714 --> 01:50:00,093
Like birds of a feather
1643
01:50:00,178 --> 01:50:04,389
Forever and ever
1644
01:50:20,406 --> 01:50:25,744
Like birds of a feather
1645
01:50:25,828 --> 01:50:30,373
Forever and ever
1646
01:50:31,834 --> 01:50:37,923
We'll be together
1647
01:50:39,258 --> 01:50:45,388
Always together
1648
01:50:46,766 --> 01:50:52,604
We'll be together
1649
01:50:53,981 --> 01:50:58,235
Always together