1
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Oh, Lord.

2
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Shit.

3
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"Remember when I was in school...

4
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"I always thought of you
as my best friend...

5
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"even though
you were two grades behind me.

6
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"I guess that was because the other kids
used to poke fun at me all the time.

7
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"I mean, Daddy and Harold and Jim...

8
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"they used to make me feel real funny,
you know, like I wasn't even a woman.

9
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"Even Mother made me feel awkward.

10
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"I mean, the way she used
to just stare at me all the time.

11
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"It was as if she was
watching herself grow up, not me."

12
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"At least you got attention."

13
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"Somebody staring at you isn't attention.
It's more like...

14
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"I don't know."

15
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"You feel sorry for yourself a lot,
don't you?"

16
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"I don't think so."

17
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- "No, you do. You always have."
- "Oh, God.

18
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"It's amazing, whenever I share something
with you I get slapped in the face."

19
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"Why do you get so defensive?"

20
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"Because I'm getting attacked, that's why.

21
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"Now, come on, Diane,
you know what you're doing."

22
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"Look, I'm your sister.
And I suppose I love you.

23
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"But I'm having trouble working up
sympathy for your unhappy childhood."

24
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"Here we go again. You had to wear
my hand-me-downs, right?"

25
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"Well, didn't I?
Didn't I have to wear all your old clothes?

26
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"I had one new dress in a five-year period.

27
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"Wasn't just the clothes
being second-hand, they didn't fit.

28
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"The sweaters were all too small.

29
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"I was so embarrassed
about having large breasts.

30
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"Then with your tight sweaters
accentuating everything..."

31
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"They made you real popular."

32
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"It's not the way I wanted to be popular."

33
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- "But I was, wasn't I? More so than you."
- "Shut up."

34
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"Remember the time
the four of us went to the lake?"

35
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- "Shut up."
- "You remember that afternoon."

36
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"Shut up!"

37
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"I've never heard you mention it since.
Let's talk about it now."

38
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"Shut up!"

39
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- Too much?
- Too talky.

40
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Sounds like bad Tennessee Williams.

41
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Breasts too large, Richard?

42
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Every female character you create
has breasts too large.

43
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But I make them suffer for it.

44
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I think I'll take my obviously
inadequate body into the kitchen...

45
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and get some more caffeine.

46
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Let's lie down and discuss the next scene.

47
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It's 11:00.

48
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- What is it?
- I can't tell you. I have to show you.

49
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Is it visual?

50
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It's visual. Very visual.

51
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Is it funny?

52
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If you want to laugh, it's okay.

53
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- Can we take a break afterwards, honey?
- Yes.

54
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You know, writing is so exhausting.

55
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Can I help you?

56
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Babson and McCullen
to see Larry Weisman.

57
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Okay. Just turn left, then right,
and you'll be there.

58
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Thank you.

59
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God, it's been six months and
I haven't found the right color for that car.

60
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- That car is driving me crazy.
- Yeah, it's driving me crazy, too.

61
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What are we gonna tell him
about the book?

62
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We'll tell him
we're not writing the screenplay.

63
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Good. You tell him.

64
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I'm not gonna tell him. It's your turn.
You're gonna tell him.

65
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I don't want to. Please? You tell him.

66
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You're better with words than I am.

67
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- So what do you think about the book?
- It stinks.

68
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Paula?

69
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Well, I think...

70
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I don't think
that it makes a screenplay, Larry.

71
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- Do we?
- No.

72
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Good. I was just testing you.

73
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You guys are honest with me.
You've got integrity. I like that.

74
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Mr. Weisman,
Bob Prentiss is on the phone.

75
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- He wants to know if you can play tennis...
- Yeah, I know.

76
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No, I don't have the right tennis shoes
with me today.

77
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Shall I tell him
that you don't have the right shoes?

78
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No, don't tell him that. I'll speak to him.

79
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Hello, Bobby?

80
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I would love to play with you today.

81
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No, I can't.

82
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It's my kid. He's very ill.

83
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I just wouldn't be able
to enjoy myself today.

84
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I just want to stay here by the phone
in case I'm needed at home.

85
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That's very sweet.
No, there's nothing, really.

86
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Okay, Bobby. Bye-bye.

87
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They're gonna be wrapping our movie
in about two weeks tops.

88
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- Great.
- How's it look?

89
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I love it! Please.

90
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- It all works.
- Yeah?

91
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- Remember the hassling about the ending?
- Yeah.

92
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I love the ending.

93
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I like the rhythm, I like the tone...

94
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the way it moves, the way it flows.

95
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I think you're gonna be real happy with it.

96
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- Can we see it?
- No, you can't see it.

97
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The director doesn't work like that.

98
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But trust me, it is good. It is damn good.

99
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Look, I want to do a new project
with you guys.

100
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Come on, let's talk here.

101
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I like you. You like me.

102
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I think we got
a pretty good combination here.

103
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These are good.
This is exactly what I wanted.

104
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This is exactly it, okay?
Good work. I knew you would get it.

105
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Just got to be a little patient.
Oh, boy. It feels right.

106
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This is... Oh, boy, I like this.

107
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Carol?

108
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- Is he coming back?
- No, he's gone now.

109
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What does he really think
about the movie?

110
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I don't know. He hasn't seen any of it yet.

111
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Probably didn't have the right shoes on.

112
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You guys moved into your new house yet?

113
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We still got a little work to do.

114
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Buying a house together
means you'll probably be getting married.

115
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We're gonna try that new restaurant
across the street. How is it?

116
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I don't know. I have asthma.

117
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- Your table's right this way, gentlemen.
- Thank you.

118
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This place is just a little overdone,
don't you think?

119
00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,110
I mean, what is this, mulch?

120
00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,644
Honey, do you think
Larry lies about everything?

121
00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:10,848
Probably.

122
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Carol said he hadn't seen it, which means
he's lying about having seen it...

123
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rather than having seen it and then lying
about whether it's good or not.

124
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What?

125
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Thank you.

126
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- You have trouble finding your way back?
- We just leave a trail of crumbs.

127
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Enjoy.

128
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A bit scary buying a house, isn't it?

129
00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,646
Words like "escrow"...

130
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- It's a nice, strong adult word.
- I know. I hate it.

131
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This is sensational.

132
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- Try some.
- I got some.

133
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No, I put it together
much better than you do. Come on, try it.

134
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See?

135
00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:04,173
Tastes good.

136
00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,375
We're good together, aren't we?

137
00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,448
Funny, Carol thinking
we're getting married.

138
00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,955
You know, tradition.
You buy a house, you get married.

139
00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,857
If you think about it, I mean, you know...

140
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:25,153
we rent our house, we lease our car,
we live together...

141
00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:28,194
Do you feel there's
a lack of commitment there somehow?

142
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I committed to a house.

143
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,050
- What are we doing, Paula?
- What?

144
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,588
Buying this house, living together...

145
00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,819
nagging at each other,
not nagging each other...

146
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,055
making love, not making love?

147
00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,857
For God's sake, Paula,
we act like we're married.

148
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:04,901
Richard, I thought we made an agreement
a long time ago...

149
00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:10,141
that we would live together. And if
we changed our minds, then we'd see.

150
00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:19,949
I changed my mind.

151
00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:22,945
Well, I haven't.

152
00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:28,551
If you were my age, you'd understand.

153
00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:32,757
All right. Let's wait till I'm your age
and then we'll discuss it.

154
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,037
Paula, there's some statements
I want to make with my life.

155
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,836
You're one of them.

156
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:47,070
Living with you just says
that you're my lover and my friend.

157
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:51,378
It doesn't state you're the woman
I intend to spend the rest of my life with.

158
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,645
Marriage makes that statement.

159
00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,282
Marry me, Paula.

160
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,923
- Honey.
- What?

161
00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,554
I don't know what to say.

162
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,098
Let's talk about it later, okay?

163
00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:16,906
That's great. That's perfect.

164
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:22,041
They moved into their dream house
and they dated happily ever after.

165
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,804
I'm gonna lose Richard.

166
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,573
What are you afraid of?

167
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,643
I don't know.

168
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,074
I just keep thinking
that life is in three stages.

169
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:59,414
That you're born, you get married,
and then you die.

170
00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:03,278
Wait a minute.

171
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:07,621
So you think that if you never get married,
you'll never die?

172
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,758
Something like that.

173
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,092
- Do me a favor.
- Yeah.

174
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,663
- Put him down for me.
- Sure.

175
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,373
I'm not very good at this.

176
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:49,328
Anyway... You know, I associate marriage
with having to grow up.

177
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:53,769
Now we've already done that.
Why have it rubbed in our faces?

178
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,801
And another thing.

179
00:12:57,543 --> 00:13:01,775
You spend your whole life
trying to achieve a little personality...

180
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,972
a little individuality...

181
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:07,983
only to get married
and be referred to as someone's wife.

182
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:13,681
A missus. Mrs. Richard Babson.

183
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,084
No, thank you.

184
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,066
No, thank you very much.

185
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,363
What is this, a Manhattan?

186
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,871
- With lots of cherries. It's good.
- God.

187
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,479
I haven't had one of these in years.

188
00:13:34,546 --> 00:13:37,140
- It's so adult.
- Yeah.

189
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:41,342
Can I have another drink?

190
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,926
Listen.

191
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:52,196
All of the reasons are all well and good...

192
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:56,397
but what it comes down to in the end
is whether or not you love him.

193
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:59,335
- I love him.
- Well, then, okay.

194
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,199
You're gonna have to resolve it
one way or another...

195
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,107
or you're just gonna
destroy the relationship.

196
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,576
See, the...

197
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,584
I forgot what I was talking about.

198
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,819
- My life.
- I'm sorry.

199
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:21,125
It sounds to me
like Richard wants marriage...

200
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:25,727
more than you don't want marriage.
Now, he is willing to try more...

201
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,994
Yeah, he wants it more strongly...

202
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,661
than you don't want it.

203
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:33,829
What?

204
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,933
What what? What did I say?

205
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,707
You said that I want... No.

206
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,708
Wait, you said Richard doesn't want...

207
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:46,179
No, you said Richard wants...

208
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,577
- Does Richard want something?
- What?

209
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,189
You said that Richard wants something.

210
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:54,885
That he wants something.
What does he want?

211
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,757
- Who?
- Richard!

212
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:53,246
Was it possible? Could it be?

213
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:59,189
Then a lizard ran across all their paws...

214
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,423
but they all held their ground.

215
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,290
Honey, remind me
to call home later tonight.

216
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:09,323
All was silent,
except for a dachshund that sneezed.

217
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:14,365
And then there was a puff of smoke,
and a magician appeared.

218
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,175
I feel like something is wrong.

219
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,177
"Aha!" he chortled and exhorted.

220
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:24,312
And then, with a wave
of his magic chew-stick...

221
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:28,876
their flea collars started spinning around
on their necks.

222
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:33,790
The collie got so frightened,
he peed on the spaniel's leg.

223
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,720
Hello?

224
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:38,553
What?

225
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:43,260
I feel like something's wrong.
I'm worried about my folks.

226
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,461
They're just getting old, honey, that's all.

227
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,869
I know. I think they're gonna die soon.

228
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,336
- Paula.
- It's possible.

229
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,043
So I just practice.

230
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,882
- Practice?
- I pretend they're dead...

231
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,648
and then I really get myself
very unhappy...

232
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,993
you know, and then I feel the grief.

233
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:13,430
And then I guess, it's just,
I'm preparing for when it actually happens.

234
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,730
Let me get this straight.

235
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:21,330
You kill your parents off in your mind
so you won't feel bad when they die?

236
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,167
That's how much I love them.

237
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,343
You're very sick, Paula.
You're beyond Black Irish.

238
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,743
Honey, let's go back East.

239
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,253
My parents are celebrating
their 40th wedding anniversary.

240
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,314
I'd like you to meet them.

241
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,055
Before they die?

242
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,324
Yeah.

243
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,138
I don't know.

244
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,335
I don't think I'd do too well
with your parents.

245
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,638
Why not?

246
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,510
Your preoccupation with death.

247
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,047
I just have to assume
you're the tip of the iceberg.

248
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,054
I'm gonna take a shower.

249
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,884
You didn't stay to hear my whole idea.

250
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:52,124
I've been thinking about what you said.

251
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:54,525
And...

252
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,037
You know how I feel about change.

253
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,039
I'm not very good at change,
you know that.

254
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,976
And I'm not impulsive, you know.

255
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,314
Who is this?

256
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,714
Richard, it's very hard to be serious
in a shower.

257
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,744
Please help me.

258
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,118
What do you want?

259
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,962
I've had a lot of time to think it over...

260
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,791
and I think we should...

261
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,529
- What?
- Go ahead and do it.

262
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,768
Do what?

263
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,976
- You know.
- You know what?

264
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,274
Get...

265
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,642
Get...

266
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,912
married.

267
00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:54,024
Are you sure?

268
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,963
- I didn't push you into this?
- No.

269
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,032
I love you, Paula.

270
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,448
Honey.

271
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:31,161
If we get married,
would you promise me one thing?

272
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,657
Anything, darling.

273
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,330
We won't tell anyone.

274
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,544
The limousine what?

275
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:55,450
The limousine pulls up
in front of a three-story building.

276
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,222
A nondescript building...

277
00:21:02,627 --> 00:21:04,857
sitting in the middle of...

278
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,160
No. Sitting...

279
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,464
Among the buildings, among...

280
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,000
- Up against...
...steel structures of...

281
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,972
No, in the countryside.

282
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,307
Isolated countryside.

283
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,607
- Yeah. Isolated...
- That's good.

284
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,407
Better.

285
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,951
"Waterproofing, weather-stripping,
weaving, webbing...

286
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:30,452
"weddings."

287
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,824
Webbing, weddings.

288
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,685
What comes after wedding?

289
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:37,687
Welding.

290
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:41,130
That's appropriate. It's right in there
with "webbing" and "welding."

291
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:43,599
"Now and Forever Wedding Chapel."

292
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,898
Too cute.

293
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,866
"Chapel of the Two Bells.
We rent kneeling benches, candelabras...

294
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:53,570
"and caged, live, white whispering doves."

295
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:57,240
No, I want a wedding chapel that says,
"We give sodium pentathol."

296
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,784
Here's a good one.
"Los Hermanos Wedding Chapel."

297
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,150
It says...

298
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,848
What?

299
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:10,019
It means if you're Spanish and mad,
you can marry in 10 minutes.

300
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,995
That's it. Where is it?

301
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,894
"12722, Alvarado Street.

302
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,561
"Half a block south of the Burrito King."

303
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:21,470
That's perfect. It's on the way
to the train station. Nobody will see us.

304
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,700
Help me.

305
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:27,700
You know, maybe we should fly.
I've been thinking about this.

306
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:31,840
Three days on a train. Three days
to think about meeting your parents.

307
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,782
Trains are so romantic.

308
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:35,714
<i>Remember Giant?</i>

309
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:39,450
Remember the scene on the train
with Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson?

310
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:43,153
<i>Love in the Afternoon,
with Audrey Hepburn and Gary Cooper.</i>

311
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,456
Remember?

312
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,054
<i>Remember Teresa Wright
in Since You Went Away?</i>

313
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:49,623
Teresa Wright didn't get on the train.

314
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,693
Honey, you're going to love it, I promise.

315
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:57,507
God, we're really going to do it, aren't we?

316
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,472
Kiss me. I'm nervous.

317
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,247
Kiss me again.

318
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:10,020
You promise that once we get married
it's not gonna screw everything up?

319
00:23:10,121 --> 00:23:13,488
No, it's not gonna screw anything up.
Everything's gonna be better.

320
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,288
- We're even gonna write better.
- Good.

321
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,896
Right, we'll get better.

322
00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:22,899
Yeah, that's wonderful, honey.
That's great.

323
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:27,928
Because if it doesn't, you know,
I'm gonna have to kill you in your sleep.

324
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:41,717
Here you are.

325
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:47,421
- You two getting married?
- No, we're just visiting relatives.

326
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,819
- Be about 20 minutes.
- It's your money.

327
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,022
Right.

328
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,567
- What time did he say?
- Whenever we get here.

329
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,707
Excuse me.

330
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,469
The Los Hermanos Wedding Chapel?

331
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,815
- What's she saying?
- I don't know.

332
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,254
Of course, you realize
what you are about to do...

333
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:27,298
is a very serious step.

334
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,727
It is not to be taken light.

335
00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:34,603
You fully agree,
but I have to ask this of everybody.

336
00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:38,875
- We're very sure.
- Yeah.

337
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:43,577
All right. We will begin.

338
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,443
Shouldn't we stand up or something?

339
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,946
No, that is not necessary.

340
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:54,789
But if you like, all right.

341
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:02,665
God, honey, here we go.

342
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:05,698
- Are you ready?
- Yes!

343
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,737
This is the English ceremony.

344
00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:15,872
I do not know it as well as in Spanish.

345
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:19,542
So if you will forgive me, I will read it.

346
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:24,921
"I, Richard Babson..."
You repeat it after me, what I say.

347
00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,416
"I, Richard Babson..."

348
00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:32,258
I, Richard Babson...

349
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,764
"...take thee, Paula McCullen..."

350
00:25:34,899 --> 00:25:36,366
...take thee, Paula McCullen...

351
00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:38,925
"...to be my lawful wedded wife..."

352
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,995
...to be my lawful wedded wife...

353
00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:43,370
"...for better or for worse..."

354
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,400
...for better or for worse...

355
00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:47,570
"...in sickness and in health..."

356
00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,079
...in sickness and in health...

357
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:51,445
"...with love and affection..."

358
00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:52,948
...with love and affection...

359
00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:54,645
"...I dee endo."

360
00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,421
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

361
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,253
"I dee endo."

362
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,133
I dee endo.

363
00:26:11,936 --> 00:26:14,097
I'm sorry.

364
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:17,232
I always laugh when I get nervous.

365
00:26:17,308 --> 00:26:20,106
That's all right. It is to be understood.

366
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,540
All right.
Now, will you please repeat it after me.

367
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:27,482
"I, Paula McCullen..."

368
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,411
I, Paula McCullen...

369
00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:31,352
"...take thee, Richard Babson..."

370
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,856
...take thee, Richard Babson...

371
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,017
"...to be my lawful wedded husband..."

372
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,118
...to be my lawful wedded husband...

373
00:26:37,195 --> 00:26:39,129
"...for better or for worse..."

374
00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:40,528
...for better or for worse...

375
00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:42,065
"...in sickness and in health..."

376
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:43,532
...in sickness and in health...

377
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:45,159
"...with love and affection..."

378
00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:46,931
...with love and affection...

379
00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,666
"...I dee endo."

380
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,401
What?

381
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:54,111
I don't understand that.

382
00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:56,636
"I dee endo."

383
00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:02,519
I dee endo.

384
00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:06,988
"And by all the power vested in me
by the State of California...

385
00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:10,960
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
And you may kiss the bride.

386
00:27:21,005 --> 00:27:22,632
I have this ring.

387
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:29,610
You don't have to wear it,
you can just keep it.

388
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,295
I am very happy for you.

389
00:27:44,395 --> 00:27:47,023
The witnesses signed the certificate
before you arrived.

390
00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:50,090
And they will be sent to you
in about a month.

391
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,869
- Well, many congratulations.
- Thank you.

392
00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:57,730
- And congratulations, Mrs. Babson.
- Don't call me that.

393
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:01,342
Very well.

394
00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:56,725
What?

395
00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:01,194
It's all right. Everybody does this.

396
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,205
All right, I've got you.

397
00:29:07,846 --> 00:29:08,870
Sorry.

398
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:10,676
- Honeymooners?
- Yeah!

399
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:13,714
Thank you.

400
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:56,886
Are you comfortable, honey?

401
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:05,765
Listen, you get on the inside.
Let me get on the outside.

402
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:07,737
- All right.
- One of us will fall out.

403
00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:09,602
- Wait, honey.
- Yeah, what?

404
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,642
- My hair.
- I'll fix it.

405
00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:13,503
Jesus.

406
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:19,981
I got this.

407
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:22,879
Here. Pull this.

408
00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:28,089
- Here. Wait a minute.
- Thank you.

409
00:30:30,261 --> 00:30:31,285
Okay?

410
00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:34,160
Yeah, I just have
to stay on my back because...

411
00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:36,400
Don't worry, we'll get comfortable.

412
00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:39,265
I never learned how to sleep on the side.

413
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,265
- That's good.
- This is good?

414
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:07,321
Honey, there are those honeymooners.
Guys, how far are you going?

415
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:10,029
- How far are you going?
- Buffalo.

416
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:13,696
Great. We're going to Toledo.
We'll be with you most of the way.

417
00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:55,967
- Please watch your step.
- Dear God, it's freezing.

418
00:32:56,774 --> 00:33:00,266
Don't they have any redcaps or red tops
or whatever they're called?

419
00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:03,609
- I haven't shaved in three days.
- I don't see them.

420
00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:08,178
You think we've been
in Buffalo long enough? I'm cold.

421
00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:13,323
- I started getting cold in Arizona.
- It's not that cold.

422
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:15,858
Now we are in Buffalo.

423
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,987
No offence, but can't I meet your parents
some other time?

424
00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:22,226
- I'm too old to meet your parents.
- There they are!

425
00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:25,167
There she is!

426
00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:27,466
Mom! Hi!

427
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:33,208
- Give me a hug!
- Hi, Daddy!

428
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:40,810
Richard. Mom, Dad, this is Richard.

429
00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:46,681
- Welcome to the family, Richard.
- Thank you, sir.

430
00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:53,458
- Richard?
- Yes?

431
00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:56,893
You married our little girl.

432
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,036
Yes. Thank you.

433
00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:07,300
- We're in a lot of trouble.
- I almost forgot.

434
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,744
I brought you your oranges.
Your favorite kind.

435
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:13,545
- All the way from California.
- The ones from Florida are juicier.

436
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:16,109
Don't pick up the black one, sir,
it's very heavy!

437
00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:19,281
Richard, don't bother.
It's the Irish Martyr Syndrome.

438
00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:24,056
- Let me take something.
- Mother, stay there. Don't flip. I'm fine.

439
00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:26,221
- How do I look?
- Disgusting.

440
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:27,628
Thank you.

441
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:31,029
- Okay. Let's go.
- Come on, Richard.

442
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:34,265
- Mom, hold this a minute.
- What are you going that way for?

443
00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:38,001
We'll go to the end of the platform
and take the stairs. It's easier.

444
00:34:38,075 --> 00:34:40,475
No one takes the tunnel anymore.

445
00:34:41,345 --> 00:34:43,973
- What are those glasses?
- It's nothing.

446
00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:47,984
- I had a cataract operation last month.
- Why didn't you tell me?

447
00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:50,987
Your mother thought it was best
for you children not to know.

448
00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:52,044
Children?

449
00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:55,650
The only problem is
now I have no depth perception.

450
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,529
Your mother is like a cat
with a bell around its neck.

451
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:03,556
You can tell where she is by the sound
of something crashing to the floor.

452
00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,158
You poor thing!

453
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,041
Good idea to come up these stairs.

454
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:13,910
A lot faster.

455
00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:22,109
Jesus Christ! It's even cold inside.

456
00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:30,520
- Dear God, it's cold!
- Hell, this ain't nothing.

457
00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:33,892
I never felt it cold enough
to wear an overcoat.

458
00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:40,398
Mother, be very careful. It's icy here.

459
00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:45,398
You must call Mary Theresa
as soon as we get home.

460
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,967
Mother, I'll call her when I want to.

461
00:35:48,045 --> 00:35:50,513
She'll be deeply hurt if you don't.

462
00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:52,048
Mother, please.

463
00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:55,984
All right, I'm sorry.
I won't bother you anymore.

464
00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:02,484
Shit.

465
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:44,601
So, this is your first visit
to Buffalo, Richard?

466
00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:47,263
Yes, sir. Very interesting city.

467
00:36:48,439 --> 00:36:52,239
One thing about living in L.A.,
you miss that beautiful snow.

468
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:53,841
Snow kills.

469
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,174
You should see Buffalo
when everything's frozen.

470
00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:00,913
Everything is frozen, Mother.

471
00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:06,752
Where are we going?
This isn't the way home.

472
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:08,553
Tom Hanrahan died last week.

473
00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:11,652
Your father wanted to stop at his funeral
for just a moment.

474
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,459
Tom Hanrahan?
Dad, I thought you never liked him.

475
00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:16,625
I hated the son of a bitch.

476
00:37:20,604 --> 00:37:23,368
I knew you were just the tip of the iceberg.

477
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:49,164
I'll be back in a second.

478
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:53,861
Ellie, stay in there.
It's very slippery out here. I'll be back.

479
00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:59,773
- How do you think your father looks?
- He looks fine. Why, is something wrong?

480
00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:01,436
Well, you know...

481
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:05,505
since his stroke, he's been a little strange.
He hardly ever talks.

482
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,346
And I found some...

483
00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:11,310
pornographic magazines under his socks.
Real beaver shots.

484
00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:13,983
Mother! Where did you learn that word?

485
00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:17,527
Excuse me,
I think I'm going to get some air.

486
00:38:17,661 --> 00:38:20,926
You don't have to go.
You are part of the family now.

487
00:38:20,998 --> 00:38:25,458
I appreciate that. It's just that
I get a little claustrophobic in a car.

488
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,893
I don't know if it's me or what...

489
00:38:52,329 --> 00:38:55,492
but there's nothing
between us anymore, sexually.

490
00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,968
Do you have any idea what's wrong?

491
00:38:59,403 --> 00:39:03,396
I suppose when you're with someone
for so long, they become so familiar...

492
00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:06,739
that one day,
you just forget to do it anymore.

493
00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:11,405
- Is it still that important to you?
- Yes. I love sex.

494
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:17,621
It feels funny to be talking to you like this.

495
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:23,058
All you ever told me about sex was that
when it was right, it could be wonderful.

496
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,687
Even when it's wrong, it can be wonderful.

497
00:39:31,368 --> 00:39:33,063
- More tea?
- Thank you.

498
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:35,867
I must say it scared the hell out of me.

499
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:39,603
- My brother Patrick was a fine doctor.
- Mother! Be careful.

500
00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:41,504
Sorry.

501
00:39:41,979 --> 00:39:45,813
My brother Patrick was a man
who respected life on all levels.

502
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:51,012
Richard, give you an example. Turtle soup.

503
00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:55,655
Loved turtle soup. Made it from scratch.
Now, here's what I am talking about.

504
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,422
He wasn't the kind of man
who'd just take the turtle...

505
00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:01,624
and toss it into the boiling water,
or crack its shell...

506
00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:05,135
or whatever it is
that would cause pain to the turtle.

507
00:40:05,369 --> 00:40:07,701
- You know what he'd do?
- More pie?

508
00:40:07,771 --> 00:40:10,205
- No, thank you.
- Paula, get Richard more pie.

509
00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:13,903
You're a married woman now.
Start doing a little for your husband.

510
00:40:13,978 --> 00:40:18,642
Mother, he doesn't want any more pie.
And if he did, he could get it himself.

511
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:25,681
He'd take that turtle into the cellar,
place it on the ground...

512
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:29,852
and he'd go over and sit on the other side
of the room on the floor...

513
00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:33,254
with a bottle of bourbon
and a rifle across his knees.

514
00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:35,560
And he'd sit there, and he'd sit there...

515
00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,965
and he'd sit, and he'd wait.

516
00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:41,969
And he'd wait for that turtle
to just pop its head out...

517
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:44,007
from underneath that shell.

518
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:47,134
The moment it did, pow! Blow its head off.

519
00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:50,875
No pain to the turtle. Soup for Patrick.

520
00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:00,783
I used to play the cello
before I was married.

521
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,883
Patrick was patient man.

522
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,987
You have to be patient to play the cello.
Not an aggressive instrument.

523
00:41:07,064 --> 00:41:10,329
You know what, Richard,
he always got what he waited for.

524
00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:13,700
I was quite promising.
I played with musicals here in Buffalo.

525
00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:15,602
We were going to tour all Europe...

526
00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:18,005
- Mommy used to say...
- I met Paula's father.

527
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:19,406
I'm sorry.

528
00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:22,172
- Did I interrupt? I'm so sorry.
- No. You go ahead.

529
00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:25,147
- No, I finished. Really. Go ahead.
- No, please.

530
00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:28,843
Well, I'll help you clean up, Mother.

531
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,651
Thank you.

532
00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:36,425
Mommy used to say,
"Why can't you be like Patrick?"

533
00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:40,759
How could I be like Patrick?
Patrick was Patrick, and I was who I was.

534
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,531
But I'll never forget that. Patrick.

535
00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:48,795
Mommy used to say,
"Timmy, why can't you be like Patrick?"

536
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,468
Honey?

537
00:41:53,877 --> 00:41:56,368
Honey, you all right?

538
00:41:57,014 --> 00:42:00,506
No, I am not all right.
You have strange parents, you know that?

539
00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:04,520
There's not a double bed
in this whole house. Only single beds.

540
00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:06,215
Just single beds.

541
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:08,850
Doesn't anybody
sleep together in this place?

542
00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:12,418
- These aren't single. They're antiques.
- No, that's a single bed.

543
00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:14,964
I am on my honeymoon.
I want to sleep with my wife.

544
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:19,469
- We'll sleep together at your folks' house.
- Are you crazy? That's a week from now.

545
00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:22,733
I know it sounds crazy,
but if we slept in the same room...

546
00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:25,604
my parents would think
we were having sex.

547
00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:30,340
- Really? You're acting like a teenager.
- Well, this is my teenage room.

548
00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:35,951
This isn't a room for sexual relations,
it's a room for slumber parties.

549
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,853
Paula, I want you
to listen to me very carefully.

550
00:42:38,922 --> 00:42:41,982
We're on very shaky ground here.
Very shaky ground.

551
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,219
What do you mean?

552
00:42:43,293 --> 00:42:46,456
Well, getting married
is a very traumatic experience, right?

553
00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,760
- Right.
- My coming back here to Buffalo...

554
00:42:48,832 --> 00:42:51,596
to meet your parents.
That's traumatic, right?

555
00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:53,330
- Right.
- All right.

556
00:42:53,437 --> 00:42:57,771
No matter how old you are,
you're still a child to your parents, right?

557
00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,031
Right.

558
00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:01,634
You know what that makes you right now?

559
00:43:01,712 --> 00:43:03,646
- What?
- A married baby.

560
00:43:05,315 --> 00:43:08,375
- You're sick.
- So let's go to bed.

561
00:43:09,586 --> 00:43:13,522
Let's take a shower together.
You can soap me down.

562
00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:15,586
You can soap me up.

563
00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:20,126
Paula! Are you upstairs?

564
00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:22,026
- Honey, I can't.
- What?

565
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:24,260
What do you mean you can't?
We're married.

566
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:27,098
I know, but I feel funny
with my parents and everything.

567
00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:29,139
- I don't feel very comfortable.
- Why?

568
00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:31,697
- We make noise.
- I won't make noise.

569
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,269
Sweet dreams.

570
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:44,450
Dear God! Is that the way it's going to be?

571
00:43:45,189 --> 00:43:48,181
For Christ's sake! Freezing to death.

572
00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:51,725
Sleeping in a bed?

573
00:43:52,229 --> 00:43:55,130
Good Lord.

574
00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:01,496
Yes?

575
00:44:02,773 --> 00:44:05,833
- Are you comfortable?
- Yes. I'm fine.

576
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:11,611
I put some towels and a washcloth
in your bathroom.

577
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:17,120
- Is there anything else I can do?
- No, thank you.

578
00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:20,588
Have you any laundry that needs washing?
Any dirty underwear?

579
00:44:20,657 --> 00:44:21,681
No.

580
00:44:22,526 --> 00:44:26,860
Well, I just wanted a moment
to tell you how happy we are.

581
00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:31,529
Paula is very precious to us.

582
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,668
I love your daughter very much.

583
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,330
That's all that matters.

584
00:44:43,113 --> 00:44:44,580
Nightie-night.

585
00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:51,687
Would you like me to
leave the hall light on?

586
00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:52,744
No.

587
00:44:53,824 --> 00:44:56,349
Good night, then. Sweet dreams.

588
00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:14,777
I can't take it anymore.
I'm not used to this.

589
00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:16,676
I'm not used to the cold.

590
00:45:16,747 --> 00:45:19,113
And I am not used
to being sexually deprived.

591
00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:21,913
I am standing before you
with a frozen erection.

592
00:45:21,985 --> 00:45:24,954
Don't tell my mother,
she'll put a mitten on it.

593
00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:26,489
I am not kidding, Paula.

594
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:30,186
If we left before Mom and Dad's
anniversary, they'd be very hurt.

595
00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:34,628
My father! He's killed himself!

596
00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:47,166
Goddamn pigeons! Filthy creatures!

597
00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:50,570
Why don't they stay downtown
where they belong!

598
00:45:50,647 --> 00:45:53,207
Oh, my God, Daddy,
you scared me to death.

599
00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:54,807
I hate pigeons.

600
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:57,510
Look at them fat bastards!

601
00:45:58,522 --> 00:45:59,784
Bastards!

602
00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:03,422
Breakfast, everyone!

603
00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:07,694
Damn filthy sons of bitches.

604
00:46:11,768 --> 00:46:15,795
That dirty, dirty...
Crapped all over the roof.

605
00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,839
I think I winged one of them, though!

606
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:22,510
Come on, now. Hurry up. Everything's hot.

607
00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:25,104
Mother, he's scaring the neighborhood
half to death.

608
00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:27,878
He's like his brother Patrick,
only not as good a shot.

609
00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:31,853
- He shouldn't do that.
- It's all right. He never hurts anything.

610
00:46:33,523 --> 00:46:35,753
It gives him something to do.

611
00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:38,488
That's right, Richard. Just sit down.

612
00:46:39,196 --> 00:46:43,394
- Daddy, aren't you having breakfast?
- No. I already had a little something.

613
00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:48,328
I'll be upstairs taking care of a few things.

614
00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:50,405
Excuse me.

615
00:46:57,848 --> 00:47:00,578
- Mom, is Dad all right?
- Yes.

616
00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:06,017
This is the time of day he locks himself
in the bathroom with those magazines.

617
00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:08,614
- Can I help you?
- No, you just relax.

618
00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:11,424
I've got a surprise for Richard.

619
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:16,628
Grits! I made you some grits.

620
00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:19,802
- Just the way you southerners like it.
- Thank you.

621
00:47:22,072 --> 00:47:24,905
I hate grits. What will I do with this stuff?

622
00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:28,502
She's been up since 6:00
making them. You are gonna eat it.

623
00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:32,404
Happy-go-lucky you, saying it over
the grapefruit. Why don't you eat it?

624
00:47:32,482 --> 00:47:37,078
Come on. She's so happy.
You have to eat it. Can't do this to her.

625
00:47:37,154 --> 00:47:39,281
Richard, how do you like it?

626
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:43,750
It's very good.

627
00:47:43,894 --> 00:47:46,294
I called Mrs. O'Leary for the recipe.

628
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,831
She's very interested
in your work in Hollywood.

629
00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:51,333
I told her about the new play
you've written.

630
00:47:51,401 --> 00:47:54,666
Mother, it's a screenplay.
It's for the movies.

631
00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,344
- Does that look like I ate some?
- No.

632
00:48:06,149 --> 00:48:08,481
- Let me have your napkin.
- What?

633
00:48:17,027 --> 00:48:20,326
Oh, God! That's disgusting!

634
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:26,425
You might as well finish it.
No one else here eats this stuff.

635
00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:33,901
I'm so thrilled about
our anniversary celebration.

636
00:48:33,977 --> 00:48:36,309
It's going to be a lovely party.

637
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:42,878
Richard said that he might have to
go back a little early.

638
00:48:42,953 --> 00:48:45,353
Oh, dear. Richard, is that right?

639
00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:49,684
We have to do some rewrites.

640
00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:52,785
I don't know what to say.

641
00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:55,261
It would just kill your father.

642
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,200
Last night he actually cried
like a little boy.

643
00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:01,237
He was so happy
that you two had got married...

644
00:49:01,304 --> 00:49:04,137
and came back to help celebrate our 40th.

645
00:49:04,941 --> 00:49:07,000
Well, I can't possibly tell him.

646
00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:10,877
Richard, could you do it?

647
00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:17,818
It isn't definite that we have to go back.

648
00:49:19,689 --> 00:49:22,749
There's a possibility
that I could make a call.

649
00:49:25,529 --> 00:49:27,520
I'm so happy!

650
00:49:28,865 --> 00:49:33,199
Please continue eating, Richard.
We don't stand on ceremony here.

651
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,057
Daddy, Mom and I are going out shopping.
We'll be back around 3:00.

652
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:04,032
If Richard comes before then,
would you tell him?

653
00:50:04,101 --> 00:50:06,160
- Do you need anything?
- No, nothing.

654
00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:09,330
- Goodbye, Mrs. Riley. See you later.
- Goodbye, Daddy.

655
00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:10,668
So long.

656
00:50:47,277 --> 00:50:50,474
- Shoot it.
- All right, you guys. Another face-off!

657
00:50:50,947 --> 00:50:54,110
Never play for the Sabers like that.
Let's hustle.

658
00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:24,179
Be careful, Mother. Here.

659
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:29,914
- Eleanor!
- There's Mrs. O'Leary.

660
00:51:29,986 --> 00:51:33,513
I want to thank her for the recipe.
I will be right back.

661
00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,990
Mother, wait, let me take that.

662
00:51:36,059 --> 00:51:38,391
You go on in now. I'll be fine.

663
00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:42,823
Be careful, Mother. Mother!

664
00:52:04,821 --> 00:52:06,448
Get away from me!

665
00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:10,086
Quiet! Someone will hear you!

666
00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:11,592
Get away from me!

667
00:52:11,661 --> 00:52:14,221
Daddy, what are you doing?

668
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:17,357
- It was a mistake. I slipped on the thing.
- It wasn't my fault.

669
00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:20,028
- I was just doing the cleaning!
- Hold on.

670
00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:21,832
That man is insane.

671
00:52:22,772 --> 00:52:26,674
Please try and understand my father's
been very sick. He's had a stroke.

672
00:52:26,743 --> 00:52:28,677
I am going to get out of here.

673
00:52:28,745 --> 00:52:32,647
As soon as I finish those other rooms.
I always finish the job.

674
00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:04,946
Where you going? What's wrong?

675
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,313
Go back to the house. Leave me alone.

676
00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:09,116
- I need to...
- What?

677
00:53:09,185 --> 00:53:11,380
- I don't know.
- What happened?

678
00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:14,517
I don't want to tell you now.

679
00:53:16,626 --> 00:53:19,220
- It's your parents?
- No. They're fine.

680
00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:22,987
Just go back to the house.
And don't tell them...

681
00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:26,028
Don't say any...

682
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:33,400
Don't ask them what's wrong, okay?
Please don't do that.

683
00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:01,862
Yes?

684
00:54:04,774 --> 00:54:06,571
My, it's hot in here.

685
00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:17,877
Your father told me about the maid.

686
00:54:19,155 --> 00:54:20,850
Are you all right?

687
00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:22,519
Are you?

688
00:54:22,692 --> 00:54:23,784
Yes.

689
00:54:25,628 --> 00:54:27,619
That was our third maid.

690
00:54:28,131 --> 00:54:30,861
I think it's wonderful he keeps trying.

691
00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:37,238
You are some old broad.

692
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,941
Don't be disrespectful.

693
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:44,410
I just hope it hasn't frightened you
about marriage.

694
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,842
Everything frightens me
about marriage, Mother.

695
00:54:49,018 --> 00:54:50,918
It must be frightening.

696
00:54:51,888 --> 00:54:54,948
At least in my day,
we knew what the roles were.

697
00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:59,957
But if you love each other,
that's all that matters.

698
00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:06,095
Marriage isn't to blame for what happened
this afternoon with your father.

699
00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:08,034
That was just old age.

700
00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:15,535
Father Time has a way of
just beating the shit out of us.

701
00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:21,680
You're right.

702
00:55:24,687 --> 00:55:25,847
Paula?

703
00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:30,450
I've gone blind.

704
00:55:33,396 --> 00:55:34,590
Honey?

705
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,665
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

706
00:55:49,312 --> 00:55:50,802
How do I look?

707
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:52,708
Great.

708
00:55:55,785 --> 00:55:57,184
Turtle soup.

709
00:55:57,987 --> 00:56:00,820
- What a wonderful story.
- What do you mean?

710
00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:05,051
Your dad's story about turtle soup.
It'd be great in one of our scripts.

711
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,925
He'll recognize it.

712
00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:11,591
- I don't think so. He'll be very hurt.
- Maybe you're right.

713
00:56:12,502 --> 00:56:16,404
- I feel very bad about tonight.
- Honey, it's just a simple party.

714
00:56:16,473 --> 00:56:19,101
- It's no big thing.
- It's not the party, it's you.

715
00:56:19,175 --> 00:56:21,905
I'm fine. Everything is fine, really.

716
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:25,545
- Hurry up! Party's already started.
- Coming!

717
00:56:25,615 --> 00:56:27,708
- Let's go.
- Tell me what's the matter.

718
00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:30,719
It'll only take a second
before we go down and see everyone.

719
00:56:30,787 --> 00:56:32,220
Nothing's the matter.

720
00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:45,296
I think it's time for a toast.

721
00:56:46,135 --> 00:56:48,968
This is it? This is the anniversary party?

722
00:56:49,506 --> 00:56:54,136
I think you'll like the champagne, Richard.
Upstate New York, tough little grape.

723
00:56:55,144 --> 00:56:58,079
Thank you, sir, and congratulations.

724
00:56:59,148 --> 00:57:01,946
We're flattered to be on your guest list.

725
00:57:02,785 --> 00:57:04,218
You know, Richard...

726
00:57:04,287 --> 00:57:08,451
I always found that parties where
you have guests are such a nuisance.

727
00:57:10,393 --> 00:57:14,227
I'd like to toast two of
the most wonderful people in my life.

728
00:57:15,164 --> 00:57:17,155
Thank you for everything.

729
00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:19,733
I love you.

730
00:57:26,242 --> 00:57:29,302
I think there can be
nothing more fitting on this...

731
00:57:29,445 --> 00:57:31,743
our 40th wedding anniversary than to...

732
00:57:31,814 --> 00:57:34,977
welcome in the next generation
of loving couples.

733
00:57:35,451 --> 00:57:38,352
So, here's to
our wonderful daughter, Paula...

734
00:57:39,656 --> 00:57:41,647
and her husband, Richard.

735
00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:45,458
May you be as happy
in your next 40 years together...

736
00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:49,129
as Ellie and I have been in ours.

737
00:57:58,241 --> 00:58:01,142
And success with your new play.

738
00:58:01,611 --> 00:58:03,374
It's a movie, Mother.

739
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,704
It's so big.

740
00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:32,266
Biggest condominium in Virginia, honey.

741
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,902
Eighteen thousand people,
all under one roof.

742
00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:36,172
Really?

743
00:58:36,646 --> 00:58:39,638
God, I wish you would've
told your parents we got married.

744
00:58:39,716 --> 00:58:43,208
I'll tell them, honey. I'm waiting
for the right moment, that's all.

745
00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:45,379
- I'm gonna tell them.
- Okay.

746
00:58:46,122 --> 00:58:47,350
I'm nervous.

747
00:58:47,423 --> 00:58:49,857
Of course you're nervous,
but they're nice people.

748
00:58:49,926 --> 00:58:53,089
You're gonna like them right away,
and they'll love you.

749
00:58:57,467 --> 00:58:58,866
Here we are.

750
00:59:07,110 --> 00:59:10,273
I'll get it! Just a second!

751
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,008
- I'll get it!
- Oh, my God. It's my mother.

752
00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:14,743
- Close your eyes.
- What?

753
00:59:16,586 --> 00:59:18,713
- Hi, Mom!
- Hello!

754
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:20,851
- Come on, Paula.
- My baby!

755
00:59:21,557 --> 00:59:23,991
- It's so good to see you.
- Mama, this is Paula.

756
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:26,255
Well, it's about time!

757
00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:29,188
- Nice to see you.
- Look at that pretty little thing.

758
00:59:29,265 --> 00:59:32,757
Richard, let me tell you right off.
Your sister's here with the kids.

759
00:59:32,835 --> 00:59:36,032
- Nellie's here, great!
- Not so great. She's moved in.

760
00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:38,640
She and Derek,
I don't think they'll make it.

761
00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,040
Derek is Nellie's third husband.

762
00:59:41,310 --> 00:59:44,711
Why didn't you tell me Nellie was here?
We would've stayed at a hotel.

763
00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:48,581
Don't be silly,
there's a convertible sofa in the den.

764
00:59:48,651 --> 00:59:50,744
I trust you two sleep together.

765
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:54,256
Tom! Richard's here!
Nellie, where are you?

766
00:59:54,390 --> 00:59:58,292
Boys, come on.
Give your Uncle Richard a big kiss!

767
00:59:58,361 --> 01:00:00,386
Uncle Richard, oh, my God!

768
01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:05,265
- How are you?
- I'm fine.

769
01:00:05,334 --> 01:00:06,801
This is Paula.

770
01:00:06,869 --> 01:00:10,305
Paula, I'm so pleased to meet you!
I've heard so much about you.

771
01:00:10,373 --> 01:00:12,204
Everybody hold still.

772
01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:15,301
Tell me something, Richard,
which way did you come?

773
01:00:15,712 --> 01:00:19,113
Did you go east to Syracuse
and then down 91?

774
01:00:19,182 --> 01:00:21,480
Across the 270 and on to the beltway?

775
01:00:21,551 --> 01:00:23,280
- From Buffalo?
- Yeah.

776
01:00:23,352 --> 01:00:26,446
No, Pop, we got on
the New York State Thruway...

777
01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:29,285
then we got on 67, came right on in here.

778
01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:33,492
You didn't use the access road off of 70
and cross Leesburg Pike?

779
01:00:33,629 --> 01:00:34,618
No.

780
01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:37,666
I used to be with
the Federal Department of Transportation.

781
01:00:37,734 --> 01:00:41,033
I was with them for 36 years.
I made all those access roads.

782
01:00:41,104 --> 01:00:44,835
As a matter of fact, that's why you should
use access roads after 4:00 p.m.

783
01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:47,774
You do away with bottlenecks.
The traffic moves right along.

784
01:00:47,844 --> 01:00:50,005
And you don't pay tolls.

785
01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:54,175
When are we gonna see this movie
that you and Richard wrote?

786
01:00:55,952 --> 01:01:00,082
As I was saying, before we had to sit down
to dinner, the man never stopped talking.

787
01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:02,647
He just went on and on.

788
01:01:03,626 --> 01:01:07,084
- You never pay tolls.
- I pay tolls.

789
01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:10,894
If there'd been some compensation...
That's my word for the year.

790
01:01:10,967 --> 01:01:13,492
...compensation in bed
might have been more palatable.

791
01:01:13,569 --> 01:01:17,596
But I'm telling you, he had a pee pistol
the size of Robbie's here. Like that.

792
01:01:17,673 --> 01:01:20,904
Nellie, I don't think the dinner table
is the proper place...

793
01:01:20,977 --> 01:01:23,969
to talk about the size of Derek's pee pistol.

794
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:27,339
Do you always have to be
the guardian of good taste?

795
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:31,053
- Paula, am I offending you?
- Well, no.

796
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,088
- There. You see?
- She's being polite.

797
01:01:33,156 --> 01:01:34,646
After all, what can she say?

798
01:01:34,724 --> 01:01:38,091
Annie, isn't it quicker
to come by Riker's Tunnel...

799
01:01:38,161 --> 01:01:42,723
instead of the interstate?
Say something about it. Don't just nod.

800
01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:44,926
- Yes, it's quicker.
- Hold it!

801
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:50,635
I have an announcement to make.
I'd like to say something.

802
01:01:51,474 --> 01:01:52,873
Go ahead, Richard.

803
01:01:53,142 --> 01:01:56,942
I don't know if this is the appropriate time
to say this or not.

804
01:01:57,079 --> 01:02:01,106
But I don't know if there's ever really
an appropriate time to say this.

805
01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:05,348
But we'd like to...
Paula and I, we'd like to say...

806
01:02:05,421 --> 01:02:09,585
- We'd like to tell you...
- You don't have to. I can guess!

807
01:02:09,826 --> 01:02:12,420
- You're engaged!
- I told you, Mother!

808
01:02:12,929 --> 01:02:14,954
Who's engaged?

809
01:02:15,031 --> 01:02:16,623
They're engaged!

810
01:02:17,366 --> 01:02:20,028
- They're engaged!
- Hold it.

811
01:02:22,605 --> 01:02:24,698
We're not engaged. We're married.

812
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,673
What a surprise.

813
01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,475
I hope you're pleased.

814
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,985
Of course we're pleased.
It's just that we're just taken aback...

815
01:02:41,057 --> 01:02:43,457
- you understand?
- I understand.

816
01:02:43,926 --> 01:02:48,124
It must feel very funny hearing about it
after we've already done it.

817
01:02:52,201 --> 01:02:54,101
I think it's wonderful.

818
01:02:54,337 --> 01:02:59,104
It's like the life cycle.
As someone dies, a baby is born.

819
01:02:59,675 --> 01:03:02,235
I'm getting divorced,
you're getting married.

820
01:03:02,411 --> 01:03:04,743
Out with the old, in with the new.

821
01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:07,576
Mother, now don't you think
it's wonderful?

822
01:03:09,819 --> 01:03:12,481
Well, our dinner's getting cold.

823
01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:17,519
Why don't we all just eat up?

824
01:03:33,409 --> 01:03:35,934
Don't any of the windows open
in this place?

825
01:03:36,012 --> 01:03:39,539
I don't know. The whole condominium
is temperature-controlled.

826
01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,280
I just need some air.

827
01:03:42,952 --> 01:03:45,250
There's not enough air in this place.

828
01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,318
I just need a little.

829
01:03:48,124 --> 01:03:49,455
A little air.

830
01:03:50,826 --> 01:03:52,794
What are you mumbling about?

831
01:03:53,963 --> 01:03:55,521
I can't breathe.

832
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,726
Didn't you have any oxygen
when you were growing up?

833
01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:02,896
- What is your problem?
- I don't know.

834
01:04:03,472 --> 01:04:05,531
- I'm just tired.
- Yeah?

835
01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:08,736
Oh, God, I'm tired. I'm sorry, honey.

836
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:12,948
Have you noticed
that you're tired on a queen-size bed?

837
01:04:13,549 --> 01:04:17,349
I mean, my family,
people of this house, they sleep together.

838
01:04:17,954 --> 01:04:20,650
They just have to take turns breathing.

839
01:04:26,662 --> 01:04:27,720
Yes?

840
01:04:29,231 --> 01:04:30,823
Mom, please.

841
01:04:31,067 --> 01:04:33,865
Someday you're gonna thank me for this.

842
01:04:33,936 --> 01:04:36,996
- Paula, are there any wedding pictures?
- No, Mrs. Babson.

843
01:04:37,073 --> 01:04:39,166
Something has to be recorded.

844
01:04:39,308 --> 01:04:42,334
This could be the most important time
of your life together.

845
01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:45,141
Mother likes
to record every moment possible.

846
01:04:45,214 --> 01:04:47,512
- Grandma!
- All right, dear.

847
01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:51,383
They want to know if they can play
video games till it's time to go to bed.

848
01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,922
Well, we wanna spend...
This is not a great time.

849
01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:56,083
- It's fine. They can come right in.
- Thank you.

850
01:04:56,158 --> 01:04:58,718
- Can I borrow Richard for a second?
- Fine.

851
01:04:58,995 --> 01:05:01,395
I want to talk to him about something.

852
01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:05,065
Now, I don't want you boys
bothering Paula, you hear?

853
01:05:05,134 --> 01:05:06,226
Okay.

854
01:05:07,770 --> 01:05:09,931
- Gonna be okay, honey?
- Your turn's over.

855
01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:11,974
I'm fine. Just fine.

856
01:05:13,676 --> 01:05:14,768
Dang!

857
01:05:21,784 --> 01:05:23,911
Where are the pinwheel cookies?

858
01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:27,249
Daddy hides them from the kids.
They're over the fridge.

859
01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:32,525
I love pinwheel cookies.
You know, you can't get these out in L.A.

860
01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:35,864
What did you do that for?

861
01:05:35,931 --> 01:05:38,923
I'm so furious with you, I'm beside myself!

862
01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:40,025
What's wrong?

863
01:05:40,102 --> 01:05:44,698
How dare you deny us the opportunity
of seeing our only son get married!

864
01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:49,476
No warning. No chance to do anything,
to send you anything.

865
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:54,140
Not a present, not a card.
Not a phone call to wish you well!

866
01:05:55,084 --> 01:05:58,542
Your father's so upset,
he's out playing cards.

867
01:05:59,255 --> 01:06:01,120
He plays cards every night.

868
01:06:01,424 --> 01:06:03,949
Well, he went early tonight.

869
01:06:04,493 --> 01:06:06,586
He's absolutely heartbroken.

870
01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:11,991
I wouldn't take it too lightly if I were you.
The man's getting old.

871
01:06:13,736 --> 01:06:16,000
- Mother.
- No, don't touch me.

872
01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:20,367
I'll be fine. I just need some time.

873
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,175
Oh, my God.

874
01:06:23,145 --> 01:06:24,271
Hello.

875
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:27,508
Who's calling? Who?

876
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:31,950
Just a minute.
It's for you. Larry somebody.

877
01:06:35,224 --> 01:06:36,657
Hello, Larry.

878
01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:40,225
What do you mean, where am I?
You called me.

879
01:06:40,296 --> 01:06:41,593
Excuse me.

880
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:46,066
You're in New York?
Look, we'll be back in L.A. on Sunday.

881
01:06:46,135 --> 01:06:48,535
Sunday?
Does he know you just got married?

882
01:06:48,604 --> 01:06:50,629
Larry, they're not gonna shoot the scene...

883
01:06:50,706 --> 01:06:53,869
- Just tell him you're on your honeymoon.
- Another week.

884
01:06:55,411 --> 01:06:58,278
No, we're not gonna cut
our vacation short!

885
01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:01,145
We'll rewrite it when we get back.
Goodbye, Larry.

886
01:07:01,217 --> 01:07:02,707
You're on your honeymoon.

887
01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:05,379
How am I gonna get a party together
by Sunday?

888
01:07:05,454 --> 01:07:07,354
We don't want a party, Mother.

889
01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:12,421
I can't believe it.

890
01:07:13,662 --> 01:07:16,130
I cannot believe it.

891
01:07:19,401 --> 01:07:21,835
Oh, God. Oh, my God!

892
01:07:21,904 --> 01:07:23,872
I don't know what to do!

893
01:07:25,007 --> 01:07:26,770
- Get the camera.
- What?

894
01:07:28,310 --> 01:07:30,540
I want you to take my picture.

895
01:07:30,613 --> 01:07:34,879
Come on, Richard.
I want to record the worst day of my life.

896
01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:35,974
Go on.

897
01:07:36,051 --> 01:07:38,986
- This is ridiculous.
- You have to hurry, Richard!

898
01:07:39,688 --> 01:07:40,950
Shoot it!

899
01:07:42,525 --> 01:07:44,959
- Go on.
- How do you do that?

900
01:07:49,198 --> 01:07:51,758
- Uncle Richard.
- Out.

901
01:09:07,509 --> 01:09:10,501
Richard, want another English muffin?

902
01:09:10,913 --> 01:09:12,574
I'd love one, Mom.

903
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,609
Why don't you get it?

904
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,920
She likes doing things for me.

905
01:09:19,888 --> 01:09:22,083
- Here, I'll help you.
- No.

906
01:09:22,191 --> 01:09:25,524
You're gonna have plenty of time
to do things for Richard...

907
01:09:25,594 --> 01:09:27,755
so you just take it easy.

908
01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:30,423
Richard and I have
lived together for a long time.

909
01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:32,694
He knows how to do those things
for himself.

910
01:09:32,768 --> 01:09:36,260
I'm sure he does,
but now that you're married...

911
01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:37,930
Now that we're married, what?

912
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:41,101
Mother, I have no idea
what I'm going to wear tonight.

913
01:09:41,176 --> 01:09:44,577
- Paula, what are you wearing?
- Why? Where am I going?

914
01:09:44,647 --> 01:09:48,378
- To the party!
- To the party? What party?

915
01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:52,853
I forgot to tell you, honey. The folks
are giving us a wedding celebration.

916
01:09:52,921 --> 01:09:54,320
A nice idea?

917
01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:57,619
Why, what a lovely idea.

918
01:09:57,693 --> 01:10:01,459
Something simple at Clyde's Restaurant.
A few friends, a few relatives.

919
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:05,364
You remember that real pretty dress
I brought with me. Where is it?

920
01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:08,835
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Again? It happens every year.

921
01:10:08,904 --> 01:10:11,304
I hung it very carefully in the closet.

922
01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:14,774
- All right, then. That's where it is.
- No. It isn't!

923
01:10:18,147 --> 01:10:21,275
- What time is it in California now?
- It's 7:00.

924
01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:22,817
I'll get it!

925
01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:24,915
I better go find Nellie's dress.

926
01:10:24,987 --> 01:10:28,252
Paula, would you see
the boys get plenty of coffee.

927
01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:51,144
Richard, I'm very impressed.

928
01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:55,279
There's a chauffeur at the door.
Says there's a Mr. Weisman downstairs.

929
01:10:55,351 --> 01:10:58,809
- What's Larry doing here?
- He wants to talk to the two of you.

930
01:11:02,124 --> 01:11:03,523
Who's Larry?

931
01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:06,818
You understand
why we're all in a panic there.

932
01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:09,887
- Can you fly back this afternoon?
- We just got here.

933
01:11:09,965 --> 01:11:11,956
So? You've seen your parents.

934
01:11:12,034 --> 01:11:16,266
You're healthy. They're healthy.
Everybody's fine. They'll understand.

935
01:11:16,572 --> 01:11:19,632
Maybe if it's that important,
we should, honey.

936
01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:23,703
- When do you need the pages?
- Sunday, latest.

937
01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:27,237
Tell us what you want. We'll do them here,
and bring them on Sunday.

938
01:11:27,316 --> 01:11:30,149
I don't think we can work here.
I think we should go back.

939
01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:32,346
I'll tell you, Paula may have a point.

940
01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:35,549
- We'll do it here!
- Here's good. Wherever's good for you.

941
01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:38,616
It doesn't matter to me.
But Sunday, promise me, okay?

942
01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:40,218
Goodbye, Larry.

943
01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:44,295
It was good seeing you.

944
01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:47,901
The changes.

945
01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:50,501
One last thing about the ending...

946
01:11:50,572 --> 01:11:54,508
when the characters leave the building,
they have to walk off into a fake sunset.

947
01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:57,010
- What are you talking about?
- A fake sunset? Why?

948
01:11:57,079 --> 01:12:00,913
Jean-Claude wants it to be surrealistic,
kind of like Coppola.

949
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:05,283
So that at the end, we're not sure
if any of it ever really happened.

950
01:12:06,188 --> 01:12:08,088
I would love to stay and celebrate.

951
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:12,025
I've got to get back to New York.
I left Kenny at the hotel. See you.

952
01:12:18,467 --> 01:12:21,459
What are we gonna do?
When do we start writing?

953
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,468
Saturday.

954
01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:39,481
Richard, do we have to go to the party?

955
01:12:39,555 --> 01:12:41,284
Don't start, Paula.

956
01:12:41,757 --> 01:12:44,749
It was very sweet of your parents
to do this...

957
01:12:44,827 --> 01:12:47,318
but do we actually have to show up?

958
01:12:48,096 --> 01:12:51,725
Look. I know you don't want to make
a big deal out of this marriage...

959
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,325
but to my parents, it is a big deal.

960
01:12:54,403 --> 01:12:57,497
So would you do me a favor?
Would you let them help us out?

961
01:12:57,573 --> 01:13:00,701
lt'll be over in a few days
and we'll be out of here.

962
01:13:02,544 --> 01:13:03,636
Okay.

963
01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:05,780
You're right.

964
01:13:06,415 --> 01:13:07,746
I'm sorry.

965
01:13:14,590 --> 01:13:16,114
What'll I wear?

966
01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:20,627
Why don't you wear the same thing
you wore at your parents' anniversary?

967
01:13:20,696 --> 01:13:21,788
That?

968
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:25,297
It's not likely the same crowd
will be at this party.

969
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:31,604
I need air.

970
01:13:31,807 --> 01:13:34,332
Doesn't anybody ever
breathe in this place?

971
01:13:35,110 --> 01:13:36,702
I need some air.

972
01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,146
- What do you want?
- Air!

973
01:13:39,648 --> 01:13:43,482
You want some air?
Here, I'll give you some air, Paula.

974
01:13:43,552 --> 01:13:45,782
- I'll give you air.
- What are you doing?

975
01:13:45,854 --> 01:13:48,254
- You want air or you want to talk?
- Stop it.

976
01:13:48,323 --> 01:13:50,518
- What do you want?
- I want...

977
01:13:51,326 --> 01:13:54,318
- I want to take a shower.
- Then take a shower.

978
01:14:01,436 --> 01:14:03,028
Take it with me.

979
01:14:09,978 --> 01:14:11,946
I already took a shower.

980
01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:46,644
Wait a minute, Mother.

981
01:14:46,882 --> 01:14:50,215
Let me turn this around,
so you get a better picture.

982
01:14:50,285 --> 01:14:51,946
God, I love weddings.

983
01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,623
I'm Marion, Richard's second cousin.

984
01:14:58,694 --> 01:15:02,130
This is my second husband Bob Talbot,
and our daughter Toni.

985
01:15:02,497 --> 01:15:06,695
I'm Bob Skinner, an old friend of Richard's.
I wanna tell you, he got some dish!

986
01:15:06,768 --> 01:15:09,498
Hello. I am so pleased to meet you.
I'm Edwina Coolie.

987
01:15:09,571 --> 01:15:13,530
I'm not with this party. I'm having dinner
in the main part of the dining room...

988
01:15:13,609 --> 01:15:17,875
but I heard there were some
celebrities back here. Just wanted a peek.

989
01:15:17,946 --> 01:15:22,406
Paula, congratulations. I'm Ron Barbero.
I handle all the Babsons' insurance.

990
01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:26,318
Now that you're married,
if you need anything, give me a call.

991
01:15:26,822 --> 01:15:28,847
Paula! Don't move!

992
01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:34,420
You know how crazy it is?
You're getting married now...

993
01:15:34,730 --> 01:15:37,528
and the rest of us
are getting rid of our first wives.

994
01:15:37,599 --> 01:15:40,033
You and Barbara are splitting up?

995
01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:42,465
What can I tell you?

996
01:15:43,005 --> 01:15:44,768
Nice talking to you.

997
01:16:01,423 --> 01:16:06,053
There. That will be a good one. Thanks.
You're a darling. That's real sweet.

998
01:16:36,758 --> 01:16:40,285
- Hi, Mother.
- Isn't this a wonderful party?

999
01:16:40,362 --> 01:16:41,727
I think so.

1000
01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:48,258
How long have you known each other?

1001
01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:51,272
- A month?
- Six weeks.

1002
01:16:51,873 --> 01:16:54,273
- How about you?
- Five years.

1003
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:57,035
Living together for three.

1004
01:16:57,746 --> 01:17:01,204
- No wonder you're not in a hotel room.
- Oh, you're bad.

1005
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,714
Are you planning to have children?

1006
01:17:04,519 --> 01:17:06,510
- I don't know.
- Really?

1007
01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:11,088
You should think about it.
You're not getting any younger.

1008
01:17:13,161 --> 01:17:14,560
Excuse me.

1009
01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:23,270
Richard, what is it? What's wrong, dear?

1010
01:17:29,411 --> 01:17:30,969
Paula. Where you going?

1011
01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:33,913
I'm going to the ladies' room,
and I'm going to stay there.

1012
01:17:33,982 --> 01:17:35,381
- You all right?
- I'm fine.

1013
01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:39,011
Pick me up when you're ready to leave.
Take your time. Enjoy yourself.

1014
01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:42,420
It's a lovely party, sweetheart.
Everyone's having a wonderful time.

1015
01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,288
I am going to the ladies' room.

1016
01:17:44,359 --> 01:17:47,260
Are you crazy?
You can't spend the night in a bathroom.

1017
01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:50,992
- They're giving this party for us. Come on.
- Let go of my arm.

1018
01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:54,260
Oh, my God! I'm sorry.

1019
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:55,997
What's going on?

1020
01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:59,599
I am sorry.
We're just having a domestic squabble.

1021
01:18:20,162 --> 01:18:22,528
- I want you to take one of these.
- No.

1022
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:25,522
It's just a Valium. It'll just relax you.

1023
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,036
- I don't take drugs.
- It's not a drug. It's a muscle relaxant.

1024
01:18:29,104 --> 01:18:32,665
Now come on, take it.
It will help you calm your nerves.

1025
01:18:33,809 --> 01:18:35,037
Come on.

1026
01:18:39,214 --> 01:18:42,980
I want you to keep this with you
until we get back to California.

1027
01:18:43,852 --> 01:18:46,844
Any time you feel tense,
you take one of those.

1028
01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:49,857
When we get back there,
we'll sort it all out.

1029
01:18:49,925 --> 01:18:53,486
I don't want another scene
like we had tonight. Not here.

1030
01:18:55,297 --> 01:18:56,662
I'm sorry.

1031
01:19:00,335 --> 01:19:02,769
I guess you think I'm pretty cute.

1032
01:19:04,739 --> 01:19:07,537
I guess you're pretty crazy about me,
aren't you?

1033
01:19:09,644 --> 01:19:11,339
I'm in a bad mood.

1034
01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:17,517
I'd like to stay that way for a while.

1035
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:20,111
So don't try to make me laugh, okay?

1036
01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:30,354
Break an egg.

1037
01:19:32,033 --> 01:19:35,230
- Not now.
- Please break an egg on my head. Please.

1038
01:19:46,748 --> 01:19:49,046
Honey, I'm sorry.

1039
01:19:51,219 --> 01:19:52,584
I love you.

1040
01:19:53,255 --> 01:19:54,916
I'm sorry, honey.

1041
01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,120
I'm always sorry.

1042
01:20:29,257 --> 01:20:31,282
- You like it?
- I like it.

1043
01:20:38,366 --> 01:20:39,765
Thanks, Pop.

1044
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:44,832
Paula?

1045
01:20:45,607 --> 01:20:49,338
I'm going with Pop out to the club,
probably spend most of the day there.

1046
01:20:49,411 --> 01:20:51,140
- Is that okay?
- Sure.

1047
01:20:51,212 --> 01:20:54,943
I feel much better today.
Really, I do. I really feel fine.

1048
01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:56,543
Good.

1049
01:20:57,619 --> 01:20:59,985
If I get back early,
we can work on the rewrite.

1050
01:21:00,055 --> 01:21:02,956
No. I'm spending the whole day
with your mother and Nellie.

1051
01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:05,891
We're gonna go shopping,
buy a wedding present for us.

1052
01:21:05,961 --> 01:21:10,193
Then we're going to get our hair done.
Then we'll go have lunch somewhere.

1053
01:21:10,265 --> 01:21:12,290
- Isn't that good?
- Great.

1054
01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:16,862
I took a Valium.

1055
01:21:20,475 --> 01:21:22,306
Come on.

1056
01:21:36,391 --> 01:21:38,484
Nellie, it's time to leave.

1057
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,188
- Hurry up, for God's sake.
- I just got in!

1058
01:21:41,262 --> 01:21:45,665
We'll be late for the beauty parlor.
We can't keep Ramon waiting.

1059
01:21:46,101 --> 01:21:48,331
Paula, dear, you ready?

1060
01:21:49,671 --> 01:21:51,571
- Nellie!
- What?

1061
01:21:52,307 --> 01:21:55,868
- Ready.
- I am ready. Paula?

1062
01:21:56,277 --> 01:21:57,437
Ready.

1063
01:22:00,181 --> 01:22:01,409
What are those?

1064
01:22:01,483 --> 01:22:04,145
The ones with rings around the necks
are Canadian geese.

1065
01:22:04,219 --> 01:22:06,119
The other ones are mallards.

1066
01:22:07,422 --> 01:22:09,583
I thought ducks went south for the winter.

1067
01:22:09,657 --> 01:22:11,284
Not all of them.

1068
01:22:11,459 --> 01:22:13,893
Some get too old to make the trip.

1069
01:22:14,396 --> 01:22:16,557
I like to help out a little.

1070
01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:21,761
- Mom thinks we're playing golf.
- Yeah.

1071
01:22:23,805 --> 01:22:25,568
So you got married.

1072
01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:29,606
I guess you're too old
for a father-and-son talk.

1073
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:31,339
Try me.

1074
01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:34,305
- Are you kind?
- Yes, sir.

1075
01:22:34,382 --> 01:22:37,010
- Patient and understanding?
- Try to be.

1076
01:22:38,019 --> 01:22:40,510
- Got a sense of humor?
- Thank God.

1077
01:22:41,089 --> 01:22:43,956
- Know all about sex?
- More than you.

1078
01:22:44,359 --> 01:22:46,020
Don't be so sure.

1079
01:22:47,529 --> 01:22:50,157
- What do you think? Did I pass?
- Nope.

1080
01:22:51,132 --> 01:22:54,898
None of those things got a damn thing
to do with making a marriage.

1081
01:22:54,969 --> 01:22:56,994
Good. Because I was lying.

1082
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:08,783
The only important thing is,
do you love her?

1083
01:23:09,851 --> 01:23:13,651
I've been tuning your mother out
for 42 years...

1084
01:23:14,689 --> 01:23:16,486
but I still love her.

1085
01:23:20,261 --> 01:23:21,660
I know, Dad.

1086
01:23:41,549 --> 01:23:46,145
We should've had your nails wrapped.
Men love long red nails on their backs.

1087
01:24:00,335 --> 01:24:03,702
- How's your chicken salad?
- What?

1088
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:07,106
Your salad. Is it good?

1089
01:24:09,577 --> 01:24:11,670
Know what I was thinking, Mother?

1090
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:15,047
Now that Paula and Richard
are moving into a larger house...

1091
01:24:15,116 --> 01:24:18,608
- I was thinking about...
- I was thinking the very same thing.

1092
01:24:18,686 --> 01:24:22,452
- You were?
- Only we'll have to coordinate it, though...

1093
01:24:22,524 --> 01:24:25,493
so we don't both impose at the same time.

1094
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,620
I mean, you'll be wanting
to take the boys with you.

1095
01:24:28,696 --> 01:24:30,926
About time they learned to swim.

1096
01:24:30,999 --> 01:24:34,093
- Can I get you anything else?
- Nothing more for me, thank you.

1097
01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:36,399
- No, thank you.
- Sure.

1098
01:24:36,771 --> 01:24:38,534
What would you like?

1099
01:24:43,111 --> 01:24:45,944
Can I get you something else,
or are you all set?

1100
01:24:47,048 --> 01:24:48,811
Here's another thought, Mother...

1101
01:24:48,883 --> 01:24:52,080
before you say no,
you give it some consideration.

1102
01:24:52,253 --> 01:24:55,017
If Paula and Richard
did have the extra room...

1103
01:24:55,089 --> 01:24:58,149
it might be a good idea
if we all went out together.

1104
01:24:58,226 --> 01:24:59,921
That way we could drive.

1105
01:25:00,028 --> 01:25:01,825
So if I wanted to go out at night...

1106
01:25:01,896 --> 01:25:04,126
and you could baby-sit the boys.

1107
01:25:04,199 --> 01:25:05,962
Of course, not all the time.

1108
01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:08,525
Some nights I could
bring the date over to the house...

1109
01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:11,936
Nellie, that's one hell of a long trip.

1110
01:25:12,140 --> 01:25:15,507
I just hope you don't think
your father's gonna do all the driving.

1111
01:25:15,577 --> 01:25:18,239
- The man is old...
- Did I say Dad had to do the driving?

1112
01:25:18,313 --> 01:25:20,178
All I'm saying is how're we gonna...

1113
01:25:20,248 --> 01:25:22,978
- I'm talking about planning a nice trip...
- We ought to...

1114
01:25:26,321 --> 01:25:30,417
- What's the matter with her?
- Oh, my God! She's fainted!

1115
01:25:34,495 --> 01:25:36,053
Get a what?

1116
01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:40,834
I want you to go get the car
and get Richard.

1117
01:25:40,902 --> 01:25:42,563
Quick. Please!

1118
01:25:58,486 --> 01:26:01,455
- I'm afraid, I know that...
- Hi.

1119
01:26:05,226 --> 01:26:08,286
- How are you feeling?
- Fine.

1120
01:26:15,937 --> 01:26:18,838
I'm sorry I embarrassed you
and your family.

1121
01:26:24,245 --> 01:26:28,306
- What happened?
- I just wanted to relax.

1122
01:26:29,284 --> 01:26:30,444
Relax?

1123
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:36,354
I took a Valium. Then I took another one.

1124
01:26:37,725 --> 01:26:42,321
And then I couldn't remember
when I took the one before...

1125
01:26:43,631 --> 01:26:45,963
so I guess I took another.

1126
01:26:55,476 --> 01:26:57,103
I'm sorry, honey.

1127
01:29:08,876 --> 01:29:11,106
There's a leak in the bedroom.

1128
01:29:13,614 --> 01:29:16,014
I just got a pot to put under it.

1129
01:29:25,893 --> 01:29:28,953
- What the hell is going on here?
- What?

1130
01:29:31,332 --> 01:29:34,665
- Where did I park my car?
- What?

1131
01:29:35,436 --> 01:29:39,236
- Where did I park my goddamn car?
- Probably out front.

1132
01:30:16,777 --> 01:30:20,838
- Oh, my God. What happened?
- We got married. That's what happened.

1133
01:30:21,182 --> 01:30:23,514
I told you marriage would screw up
the relationship.

1134
01:30:23,584 --> 01:30:25,643
That's not what screwed up
the relationship.

1135
01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:28,518
- Here, put this on. You're soaking.
- I don't want it.

1136
01:30:28,589 --> 01:30:32,753
- Richard, please don't be silly.
- I don't want it. It's not raining.

1137
01:30:33,127 --> 01:30:34,992
That's heaven relieving itself on my head.

1138
01:30:35,062 --> 01:30:38,225
- Richard, please.
- It's all a sign, Paula.

1139
01:30:38,299 --> 01:30:39,960
You know why this happened, don't you?

1140
01:30:40,034 --> 01:30:42,332
- You know why.
- No. Tell me why.

1141
01:30:42,403 --> 01:30:45,964
Because we got married, that's why.
That's what does it. Marriage.

1142
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:47,769
- What marriage?
- Our marriage.

1143
01:30:47,842 --> 01:30:49,173
We never had any marriage.

1144
01:30:49,243 --> 01:30:52,144
We went right from the ceremony
to separating. No marriage.

1145
01:30:52,213 --> 01:30:54,511
<i>What was that two weeks back East,
Roman Holiday?</i>

1146
01:30:54,582 --> 01:30:56,777
We were married then,
and it ruined everything.

1147
01:30:56,851 --> 01:30:59,820
That was no marriage.
That was two weeks in a cradle.

1148
01:30:59,954 --> 01:31:01,854
Poor baby doesn't like being tucked in.

1149
01:31:01,923 --> 01:31:04,653
Doesn't like having to shovel
all that mean old snow.

1150
01:31:04,725 --> 01:31:07,319
Look at you,
trying to kill yourself in a tearoom.

1151
01:31:07,395 --> 01:31:09,386
I was not trying to kill myself!

1152
01:31:09,463 --> 01:31:13,627
No, you just had to take 14 Valium
to get through your pastrami on rye!

1153
01:31:13,701 --> 01:31:17,762
I did not have pastrami on rye,
I had chicken salad, you asshole!

1154
01:31:28,282 --> 01:31:29,772
I'm moving out.

1155
01:32:13,928 --> 01:32:15,088
Hello?

1156
01:32:17,031 --> 01:32:18,123
Okay.

1157
01:32:19,900 --> 01:32:21,231
Hi, Larry.

1158
01:32:22,169 --> 01:32:24,330
What? The script?

1159
01:32:25,773 --> 01:32:27,263
No, we didn't.

1160
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:30,472
Larry, please.

1161
01:32:32,747 --> 01:32:36,547
Don't get crazy, okay?
All right, I'll try and find Richard.

1162
01:32:36,617 --> 01:32:40,314
I don't know where he is, okay?
I'll just try and find him.

1163
01:32:40,554 --> 01:32:42,579
All right!

1164
01:32:42,990 --> 01:32:43,979
Jeez!

1165
01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:50,296
I would love to, I can't today.
I got my kid with me right now.

1166
01:32:51,165 --> 01:32:54,657
Yeah, Kenny.
He's right here in the office with me.

1167
01:32:54,735 --> 01:32:57,727
I like to give Karen a break
every once in a while.

1168
01:32:57,838 --> 01:32:59,829
You want to say hello to Kenny?

1169
01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:02,774
He's a big boy now.
He talks and everything. Hold a second.

1170
01:33:02,843 --> 01:33:06,108
Kenny, honey,
come here, say hello to Uncle Gil.

1171
01:33:07,148 --> 01:33:10,413
Sorry. All of a sudden he's shy.
Doesn't want to come to the phone.

1172
01:33:10,484 --> 01:33:12,509
Okay, I'll talk to you later. Yeah.

1173
01:33:12,586 --> 01:33:15,214
Lunch soon. Promise me, okay?
Don't let me down, man.

1174
01:33:15,289 --> 01:33:16,779
Okay. Bye-bye.

1175
01:33:20,394 --> 01:33:21,486
Okay.

1176
01:33:23,531 --> 01:33:24,930
Where is it?

1177
01:33:27,034 --> 01:33:29,969
We ran into a little snag.
We're not quite finished.

1178
01:33:30,838 --> 01:33:35,002
Snag? You guys ran into a little snag?

1179
01:33:36,243 --> 01:33:38,507
I have a $10-million movie here
with no ending...

1180
01:33:38,579 --> 01:33:41,673
because you guys ran into a little snag?

1181
01:33:42,349 --> 01:33:45,250
Only writers use words like that. Snag.

1182
01:33:45,319 --> 01:33:47,549
A snag you have.
What's a snag? You promised!

1183
01:33:47,621 --> 01:33:49,145
You guys promised me!

1184
01:33:50,691 --> 01:33:52,158
We separated.

1185
01:33:54,695 --> 01:33:59,291
I'm really very sorry to hear that,
but what's that got to do with my movie?

1186
01:33:59,867 --> 01:34:01,528
I want those pages.

1187
01:34:01,602 --> 01:34:03,194
I don't think we can work together.

1188
01:34:03,270 --> 01:34:06,967
No, don't tell me that.
I don't want to hear that. No!

1189
01:34:07,041 --> 01:34:09,976
I am going to put you guys
in an office right next door here...

1190
01:34:10,044 --> 01:34:13,707
and I want to see the new pages today.
Got that? You understand?

1191
01:34:13,781 --> 01:34:16,511
- You're not listening to her.
- I'm not listening to her.

1192
01:34:16,584 --> 01:34:18,882
I'm not listening to you.
I've got a problem!

1193
01:34:18,953 --> 01:34:21,979
I will listen to your problem
when the work is done.

1194
01:34:22,056 --> 01:34:23,580
- You want the work done?
- Yes!

1195
01:34:23,657 --> 01:34:27,115
- Why don't you get Kenny to do it?
- That is not funny. That is low.

1196
01:34:27,194 --> 01:34:29,424
And you just leave Kenny
out of this, okay?

1197
01:34:29,497 --> 01:34:32,557
That kid would never do to me
what you guys are doing to me now.

1198
01:34:32,633 --> 01:34:35,932
Now, both of you are professionals.
I want you to do it, okay?

1199
01:34:36,003 --> 01:34:38,767
I don't want to see either of you
until the work is done.

1200
01:34:38,839 --> 01:34:41,774
We're shooting in the morning.
I want the pages now.

1201
01:34:41,842 --> 01:34:43,605
Is that understood?

1202
01:34:44,712 --> 01:34:45,838
Carol?

1203
01:34:47,815 --> 01:34:50,716
Come in here
and show them the office, please.

1204
01:34:50,785 --> 01:34:53,276
If you want me, I'll be on the set.

1205
01:34:55,523 --> 01:34:57,514
It's just next door here.

1206
01:34:58,359 --> 01:35:01,419
Larry took the phones out
so you wouldn't be disturbed.

1207
01:35:02,263 --> 01:35:04,731
So if you need anything, just holler.

1208
01:35:07,034 --> 01:35:08,899
Are you two all right?

1209
01:35:15,376 --> 01:35:17,344
No, we're not all right.

1210
01:35:27,555 --> 01:35:30,422
- Wanna take a break?
- Sure.

1211
01:35:31,425 --> 01:35:36,260
- Let's send out for some food.
- I want to go somewhere. I'm starving.

1212
01:35:38,232 --> 01:35:41,167
- What do you want to eat?
- I don't care. Anything.

1213
01:35:43,838 --> 01:35:47,865
- Chinese?
- I'm not in the mood for Chinese.

1214
01:35:50,077 --> 01:35:52,045
Mexican? The Villa Taco?

1215
01:35:53,047 --> 01:35:55,880
I don't know, I'm not sure
what I want. Something.

1216
01:35:57,284 --> 01:35:59,650
Thai. There's a Thai restaurant near here.

1217
01:36:02,890 --> 01:36:05,620
- Italian. You always liked Italian.
- Anything.

1218
01:36:07,995 --> 01:36:10,964
French. Deli food. Hungarian.

1219
01:36:11,599 --> 01:36:14,898
Too heavy. Whatever. Whatever you want.

1220
01:36:16,070 --> 01:36:18,698
Japanese. Tempura.

1221
01:36:19,540 --> 01:36:22,771
Sukiyaki, teriyaki.
Anything like that appeal to you?

1222
01:36:22,843 --> 01:36:26,279
- I don't care. Whatever.
- How about shit on a shingle?

1223
01:36:26,513 --> 01:36:29,880
All right, that's not funny.
I said it didn't matter.

1224
01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:34,387
We can't make up our mind on anything.
We're talking about stinking food here!

1225
01:36:34,655 --> 01:36:36,885
- I'm not hungry anymore.
- I am.

1226
01:36:37,691 --> 01:36:39,556
- Then go eat.
- No.

1227
01:36:39,827 --> 01:36:42,921
I go and eat, I come back,
then you want to eat.

1228
01:36:43,464 --> 01:36:44,863
We're gonna stay here.

1229
01:36:44,932 --> 01:36:48,459
We're gonna stay here
until we finish the goddamn scene.

1230
01:37:06,854 --> 01:37:09,448
Leo pushes...

1231
01:37:09,523 --> 01:37:12,048
the door open.

1232
01:37:12,693 --> 01:37:14,718
And heads down an empty hallway.

1233
01:37:15,462 --> 01:37:19,159
Down a darkened hallway.

1234
01:37:19,300 --> 01:37:21,268
An empty, darkened hallway.

1235
01:37:21,335 --> 01:37:24,327
All right. An empty, darkened hallway.

1236
01:37:25,205 --> 01:37:28,868
You think there's going to be a crowd?
It's 4:00 in the morning.

1237
01:37:30,277 --> 01:37:31,972
He appears to be confused.

1238
01:37:33,347 --> 01:37:35,838
He stops at the door to Jacobson's office.

1239
01:37:37,651 --> 01:37:41,314
He listens. There's no sound from within.

1240
01:37:43,357 --> 01:37:46,326
He then very slowly takes his hand...

1241
01:37:47,828 --> 01:37:49,227
Are you dictating?

1242
01:37:50,064 --> 01:37:52,624
- It sounds like you're dictating.
- I'm not dictating.

1243
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:56,261
- You got the ending all worked out...
- You can jump in any time.

1244
01:37:56,337 --> 01:37:58,897
Thank you very much.
That's very nice of you.

1245
01:37:59,907 --> 01:38:01,306
What do you want to say?

1246
01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,070
I'm not saying it wasn't all right.

1247
01:38:03,143 --> 01:38:05,703
It's your attitude.
You're treating me like a secretary.

1248
01:38:05,779 --> 01:38:08,247
I'm very sorry. Would you like me to type?

1249
01:38:08,315 --> 01:38:09,612
Yes, I would.

1250
01:38:09,917 --> 01:38:11,976
The ending's all worked out in your head...

1251
01:38:12,052 --> 01:38:14,577
- put it down on paper.
- I don't have it all worked out.

1252
01:38:14,655 --> 01:38:17,317
Then what are we going to do?
We ought to talk about it.

1253
01:38:17,391 --> 01:38:19,916
We can't have Leo
walking down corridors all his life.

1254
01:38:19,994 --> 01:38:22,394
He doesn't have to be walking
down a corridor.

1255
01:38:22,463 --> 01:38:25,523
It's all right if he does.
But what's going to happen afterwards?

1256
01:38:25,599 --> 01:38:26,964
We were just getting to that.

1257
01:38:27,034 --> 01:38:30,333
No, you were getting to that.
We've never discussed it.

1258
01:38:30,404 --> 01:38:33,805
Let's just discuss it now. Sit down.
We'll talk about it.

1259
01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:42,847
He's in the corridor alone, right?

1260
01:38:44,451 --> 01:38:47,443
So... I don't know.

1261
01:38:47,521 --> 01:38:50,786
Either he has to go into Jacobson's office
or into his own.

1262
01:38:52,159 --> 01:38:53,683
So what do you think?

1263
01:38:58,032 --> 01:38:59,056
Hello?

1264
01:39:01,001 --> 01:39:02,901
Do you have something to say?

1265
01:39:03,337 --> 01:39:04,497
I'm thinking.

1266
01:39:04,571 --> 01:39:06,698
How am I supposed to know that?
You're staring.

1267
01:39:06,774 --> 01:39:09,038
What am I supposed to stare at
when I'm thinking?

1268
01:39:09,109 --> 01:39:10,508
When you think, you stare.

1269
01:39:10,577 --> 01:39:12,772
Want me to hold up a sign saying,
"I'm thinking"?

1270
01:39:12,846 --> 01:39:14,939
Oh, please. Forget it.

1271
01:39:15,015 --> 01:39:16,778
What the hell are we going to do?

1272
01:39:16,850 --> 01:39:18,943
Just because our relationship's
in the toilet...

1273
01:39:19,019 --> 01:39:21,214
doesn't mean we can't work together.

1274
01:39:23,524 --> 01:39:25,822
Hi, how's it going? Where are we now?

1275
01:39:26,794 --> 01:39:28,159
In the corridor.

1276
01:39:28,796 --> 01:39:30,320
We're still in the corridor?

1277
01:39:30,397 --> 01:39:31,989
He's on another floor!

1278
01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:35,427
Good. Listen, kids.

1279
01:39:35,769 --> 01:39:38,795
Karen and I went through
some pretty rough times together, too.

1280
01:39:38,872 --> 01:39:41,841
Commitment. Discipline. Make it work.

1281
01:39:45,913 --> 01:39:48,347
I'm gonna kill him.

1282
01:39:51,518 --> 01:39:53,315
I'm gonna kill him dead.

1283
01:39:53,554 --> 01:39:55,283
I'm gonna take his head off...

1284
01:39:55,355 --> 01:39:57,653
I'm gonna chop it up in little pieces.

1285
01:39:57,791 --> 01:40:01,158
I'm gonna grind him down.
I'm gonna step on him...

1286
01:40:01,628 --> 01:40:04,188
and then maybe I'll feed him to the dog.

1287
01:40:05,432 --> 01:40:06,421
Oh, God!

1288
01:40:22,616 --> 01:40:24,982
I'm going to tell Larry we can't do it.

1289
01:40:26,086 --> 01:40:28,680
Come on. It's one stinking scene.

1290
01:40:29,056 --> 01:40:32,958
We've been here since 11:00 this morning.
We're not going to do it.

1291
01:40:34,761 --> 01:40:36,126
You want to quit?

1292
01:40:36,396 --> 01:40:39,297
Quit? I'm not the one riding the bike.

1293
01:40:45,839 --> 01:40:48,034
God. I can't stand this.

1294
01:40:49,877 --> 01:40:53,677
I'm going crazy.
I'm really going to go crazy in here.

1295
01:40:55,115 --> 01:40:58,915
You want me to tell him
we can't write two lousy pages?

1296
01:40:59,019 --> 01:41:01,988
I'll tell him.
Larry, we can't write two lousy pages!

1297
01:41:02,055 --> 01:41:03,386
There. You feel better?

1298
01:41:03,457 --> 01:41:05,391
All of a sudden you know just what to say.

1299
01:41:05,459 --> 01:41:07,757
You've got all the words
to put together now.

1300
01:41:07,828 --> 01:41:10,695
- What's that supposed to mean?
- That for the last 14 hours...

1301
01:41:10,764 --> 01:41:13,562
you have not contributed one thing
to this scene!

1302
01:41:15,135 --> 01:41:18,366
I see. This is what you wrote.

1303
01:41:19,006 --> 01:41:21,065
You like that? You wrote this, too.

1304
01:41:21,141 --> 01:41:23,666
Isn't that great?
Are you proud of what you wrote?

1305
01:41:23,744 --> 01:41:26,508
Isn't this nice stuff that you wrote here?
You like it?

1306
01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:28,946
- Yes, I like it.
- Do you want it framed?

1307
01:41:29,616 --> 01:41:33,848
Let me tell you one thing, you little shit!
I'm better than you are.

1308
01:41:33,921 --> 01:41:35,445
- What?
- Any day.

1309
01:41:37,291 --> 01:41:39,316
It's locked.

1310
01:41:40,928 --> 01:41:43,829
Did you think he's stupid enough
to lock us in here?

1311
01:41:44,164 --> 01:41:46,029
- Is the door locked?
- Yes, it's locked.

1312
01:41:46,099 --> 01:41:49,500
- lf it's locked, he locked us in.
- How do you know he locked us in?

1313
01:41:49,570 --> 01:41:51,060
Because the door is locked.

1314
01:41:51,138 --> 01:41:54,073
Is the door locked? Yes!
So we can't get out!

1315
01:41:54,308 --> 01:41:57,744
Did you try to get out? Yes.
And you couldn't get out. So it's locked!

1316
01:41:57,811 --> 01:41:59,836
Do you understand the word "locked"?

1317
01:41:59,913 --> 01:42:01,813
That means you can't get out!

1318
01:42:03,417 --> 01:42:04,782
I need air.

1319
01:42:05,953 --> 01:42:08,421
She doesn't understand the word "locked."

1320
01:42:08,689 --> 01:42:11,317
- L-o-c-k-e-d! Locked!
- Air.

1321
01:42:11,391 --> 01:42:14,224
Air? You want air? I'll give you air!

1322
01:42:14,294 --> 01:42:16,990
Here. There's air! Come here.

1323
01:42:17,064 --> 01:42:20,192
Stick your snout out there!
Are you getting any air?

1324
01:42:35,849 --> 01:42:39,410
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Paula.

1325
01:42:43,957 --> 01:42:46,118
Let's not go through any more pain.

1326
01:42:46,727 --> 01:42:49,252
We'll file for divorce in the morning.

1327
01:42:55,569 --> 01:42:59,130
Do you know what the worst part is?

1328
01:43:00,207 --> 01:43:02,004
It's that right now...

1329
01:43:02,075 --> 01:43:05,670
I need to go and tell my best friend
all my problems...

1330
01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:10,877
but you're my best friend,
and I'm losing you.

1331
01:43:11,918 --> 01:43:14,546
You're not losing me.
I'll always be your best friend.

1332
01:43:14,621 --> 01:43:17,089
But that's not who I wanted to marry.

1333
01:43:17,724 --> 01:43:20,192
When you get married
you're supposed to...

1334
01:43:20,494 --> 01:43:23,986
have romance and passion and all that.

1335
01:43:24,631 --> 01:43:26,098
We didn't have any.

1336
01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:28,297
Yes, we did. We had it all.

1337
01:43:29,036 --> 01:43:31,971
Then why couldn't we
just have left it alone?

1338
01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:35,374
Because I loved you so much...

1339
01:43:36,310 --> 01:43:38,608
I wanted to say it to the whole world.

1340
01:43:39,112 --> 01:43:42,673
You didn't want to marry
your best friend. I did.

1341
01:43:44,885 --> 01:43:46,375
We had it all, Paula.

1342
01:43:58,598 --> 01:44:01,567
That could have been
the best exit line of your life.

1343
01:44:02,336 --> 01:44:05,464
I know. I forgot it was locked.

1344
01:44:08,141 --> 01:44:10,405
I guess you're stuck with me.

1345
01:44:15,449 --> 01:44:18,441
- I said the perfect...
- I know.

1346
01:44:18,518 --> 01:44:20,611
- Then I went to the door.
- I know.

1347
01:44:22,055 --> 01:44:24,455
- Did you hear what I said?
- I did. Every word.

1348
01:44:24,524 --> 01:44:27,652
- I said I loved you.
- I love you, too.

1349
01:44:29,029 --> 01:44:32,123
I wasn't going to leave.
I was gonna go somewhere and call you.

1350
01:44:32,199 --> 01:44:33,461
I know.

1351
01:44:35,802 --> 01:44:38,396
- I have a wonderful idea.
- What?

1352
01:44:39,773 --> 01:44:42,640
How would you like to make love
to a married woman?

1353
01:44:47,314 --> 01:44:48,338
Maybe.

1354
01:44:49,883 --> 01:44:51,373
Come on.

1355
01:44:53,587 --> 01:44:57,819
Why don't you try? I'm told we're great.

1356
01:45:03,764 --> 01:45:05,129
I'll do my best.

1357
01:45:13,073 --> 01:45:14,370
You were right.

1358
01:45:16,276 --> 01:45:19,541
Leo and Jacobson
don't have to go into the corridor at all.

1359
01:45:20,614 --> 01:45:23,139
They don't even have to go in the building.

1360
01:45:26,052 --> 01:45:27,542
I don't give a shit.

1361
01:45:32,459 --> 01:45:33,483
You will.

1362
01:45:37,464 --> 01:45:38,931
This is good.

1363
01:45:41,134 --> 01:45:43,659
Wait till Kenny reads this.
Two weeks, tops.

1364
01:45:46,907 --> 01:45:50,104
Leo's out in the corridor.
No, he's in. No, he's out.

1365
01:45:50,177 --> 01:45:53,271
Good. He goes out of the corridor,
leaves the building...