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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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( low, indistinct chatter )
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( sighs )
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Oh, Fras.
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You make it
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home okay last night, buddy?
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Yeah, thanks for putting me
in that cab.
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I figured
you had a little too much
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when you started making fun
of that longshoreman's mother.
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Oh, Lord,
I don't remember a thing.
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What-what did I say?
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Something like, uh,
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"Unions are for mommy's boys
who can't get their own jobs,"
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I think.
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Oh, why didn't he kill me?
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Well, you-you said
you wanted to wait and
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take him on when
there were more people here.
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So, uh,
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you said you'd meet the guy
back here today,
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about, uh, right about
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now, actually.
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No, wait. Whoa, whoa.
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The guy couldn't make it!
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Whoop, there he is.
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Oh, oh!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That's just a car.
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Okay, why are you taunting me
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like some sort of play thing?
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It's just my little
hangover cure.
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( sighs ):
Didn't help me a bit.
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No, but mine's
gone completely.
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( piano plays )
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¶ Making your way
in the world today ¶
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¶ Takes everything you've got
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¶ Taking a break
from all your worries ¶
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¶ Sure would help a lot
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¶ Wouldn't you like
to get away? ¶
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¶ Sometimes you want to go
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¶ Where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ And they're always glad
you came ¶
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¶ You want to be
where you can see ¶
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¶ Our troubles
are all the same ¶
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¶ You want to be where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ You want to go
where people know ¶
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¶ People are all the same
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¶ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ¶
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How you doing, Woody?
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Fine.
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Is that a new shirt?
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You mean the one I'm wearing?
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Yes.
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You look very nice today.
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Very... cute.
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Really?
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You...
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You mean it?
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Me? I mean,
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me-- you think me look cute?
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Well, I did.
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Hey, fella.
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( laughs )
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You a little sweet
on Rebecca there, huh?
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Nah, get out.
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No, come on.
You've got that
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kind of dopey look.
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Hey, get over here.
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You can tell us, come on.
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Well...
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okay.
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Uh, last couple of months,
I have kind of noticed her.
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( laughs )
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In fact, if it weren't
for Mr. Drake,
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I really might go after her.
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( laughter )
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Come on, Woody.
CLIFF:
Hey, hey, that's
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good, Woody, good.
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What's so funny?
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No disrespect,
Rhinestone Cowpie.
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But I really don't think
her idea of a hot date
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is a butter-churning contest
in Tobacci-flats.
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Hey, you're forgetting
something.
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Miss Howe said I was cute.
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Yeah, but, Woody, I think
she thinks you're cute,
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kind of like
she thinks a puppy dog is cute.
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Yeah, I know.
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Hey, is that a cut?
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( patrons barking )
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Oh, so you guys
really don't think
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she'd go for me, huh?
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I may just have to show you.
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You couldn't get
to first base.
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First base, nothing.
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I can hit a home run with her.
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( all voicing dissent )
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Oh, come on.
Aah!
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You can't hit a home run.
WOODY:
Can so.
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In fact, by midnight tonight,
I can get a kiss.
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A kiss, huh?
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That-that what you meant
by home run?
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Yeah, sure.
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What else could it be?
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I thought you meant
go all the way.
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You mean marry her?
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Sam, where
is your mind?
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NORM:
All right.
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Wait a minute now.
I got ten bucks says
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Woody can
get that kiss.
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CLIFF:
Come on.
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Will you stop it, Norm?
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I mean, Woody's got
about as much chance
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of getting a kiss out of Rebecca
as Sammy here.
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Yeah.
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Hey, whoa, wait, listen,
sure, Woody can't do it,
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but you think
I can't come through?
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You know, rumor has it, Sam,
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that, uh, the woman finds you
utterly repulsive.
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Rumor? Heck, it's
in the newsletter.
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Hey, would you guys give me
a break?
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You're talking to Sammy here.
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I am the king.
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Well, when was the last time
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that Rebecca said you were cute?
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Yeah.
NORM:
Yeah, yeah, Sam.
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Might be time
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to hang up those
lips, buddy.
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Hey, no, no, no.
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Hey, listen,
I still got it.
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And if you need proof,
then fine.
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I will get that kiss from her,
and before Woody, too.
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MAN:
Oh!
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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Well, there's
an expression
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we used to have
back in Indiana.
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Yeah?
Same to you.
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MAN:
All right,
all right.
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I got ten bucks on Woody, huh?
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( indistinct excited chatter )
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Me, too.
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I'll put, uh, 20 bucks down
on the kid.
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You're putting 20 on Woody?
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Uh, you're right,
Sammy, make that 50.
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Come on,
you're putting me on here.
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NORM:
No,
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Sammy. I mean,
look at that face.
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Okay? That sweet,
innocent face.
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The kind of face we
all hate and resent,
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but we will
cash in on it.
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Okay, all right.
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You know, I'm going
to teach you doubters a lesson.
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I'm gonna take all bets.
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Okay, let's set
the ground rules here.
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( indistinct excited chatter )
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MAN:
All right,
wait a second.
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A kiss before midnight
tonight.
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It's got to be a full one
on the lips,
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all four lips touching.
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For an entire...
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three count.
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Wait, wait,
wait, but, uh,
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there's got
to be a bona
fide witness.
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No, I'll do it, I'll do it.
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You know, I think
this is gonna be better
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than our contest
for the biggest spit bubble.
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CLIFF:
Hey, well,
it's possible.
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Explain this to me.
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If, uh, the winner is gonna
get a kiss from Rebecca,
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what does the loser get?
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Well, uh...
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a kiss from Norm.
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( chuckling )
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Then, of course,
there is no loser.
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CLIFF ( laughing ):
All right, Normie.
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( laughter )
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So, when are we gonna
see some action?
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Oh, what are you
worried about?
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I got all day here.
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I'll see you guys.
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Oh, Sammy.
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Anyway, I got
this sewn up.
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I don't know, Sammy.
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I'm on your side,
but you know, a lot
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of women come into this bar
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wanting to meet
the sexy bartender,
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and more and more of them
are not talking about you.
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Hey, wait, wait, wait.
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Listen, you're not
losing faith in
me here, are you?
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I mean, you-you
still think
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I-I got it, don't you?
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Sure I do,
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but you know,
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you can't take this thing
for granted.
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Get a little older,
you got to work harder,
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or date uglier.
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Well, you know,
come to think of it,
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Woody is kind of
cute, isn't he?
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Mm.
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Oh, this is
not good.
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( clears throat ):
This is not good
for my image at all.
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I mean, if I let
Woody win here,
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then every young punk
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with a pair of lips is
gonna be challenging me.
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All right, I got a way
to go here.
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Watch this.
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Hey, hey, these
go to table six.
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And you owe 'em
some change.
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Hey, boss.
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What, are you
doing inventory?
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That's right.
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Boy, you know, it
is getting warmer.
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Maybe we ought to
be ordering some
more rum and...
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( choking )
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Sam?
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( choking )
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Oh, my God,
are you all right?
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No. Not that.
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Mouth-to-mouth.
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Are you sure?
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Mouth-to-mouth.
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All right.
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Oh, God, does anybody know
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mouth-to-mouth?
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I do, I do, I do.
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( coughs )
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It's okay, I'm all right,
I'm all right.
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Works every time.
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Low, Sammy, real low.
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Not worthy of the king.
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Entering Nick
Tortelli country.
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Hey...
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King Woody.
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It does have
a ring to it.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right...
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Yeah, say it Sam,
see what you think.
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King Woody.
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Your Grace.
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Hey, hey.
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Afternoon, Woody.
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Oh, yeah, hi.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Great.
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Oh, you wouldn't want
to know anyway.
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Well, of course I would.
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Really?
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Very much.
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You sure?
Yes.
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Honestly?
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When was the
last time
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someone actually
struck you?
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Well, see, I'm, uh, trying out
for this part in a play.
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It's a really important part,
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and it's a really
well-known play. Uh,
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Bus Station.
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You mean Bus Stop?
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I'll never get it.
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( snickers )
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This is great.
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He's gonna be
so worried about
his dumb play,
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he's probably
gonna forget all
about the bet.
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At least his memory loss
isn't from senility.
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Gee, I'm so glad you're
on my side, Carla.
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See, the thing is,
the audition's tomorrow,
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and I don't have
a chance to work
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with any of the other actors
to prepare my part.
265
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,071
Actors have to do that,
you know.
266
00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,141
Say, Miss Howe,
do you think maybe
267
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:28,843
you could read with me?
268
00:09:28,877 --> 00:09:30,311
Oh, gee, Woody,
I'm sorry.
269
00:09:30,345 --> 00:09:32,546
I-I'm really busy
with this inventory.
270
00:09:32,581 --> 00:09:34,681
Oh, yeah, sure,
I understand.
271
00:09:34,716 --> 00:09:37,017
I'll just lose the part.
272
00:09:37,051 --> 00:09:39,220
All right, Woody.
273
00:09:39,254 --> 00:09:41,989
But you have
to promise to
make it quick.
274
00:09:42,023 --> 00:09:43,524
Thanks, Miss Howe.
275
00:09:43,558 --> 00:09:46,460
Hey, I hope you don't mind,
it's a love scene.
276
00:09:48,563 --> 00:09:49,796
Did you hear that?
277
00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:50,998
Love scene.
278
00:09:51,032 --> 00:09:52,633
( laughing )
279
00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:53,967
( clink )
280
00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:56,203
Ow!
281
00:09:56,238 --> 00:09:58,239
Love scene!
282
00:09:59,274 --> 00:10:00,674
Sometimes
283
00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,210
the little hamster
falls asleep in the wheel.
284
00:10:14,707 --> 00:10:16,073
Okay, if you could
just sit here.
285
00:10:16,108 --> 00:10:17,508
All right, Woody,
but I'm expecting
286
00:10:17,543 --> 00:10:18,943
a beer distributor
in five minutes.
287
00:10:18,977 --> 00:10:20,111
No problem.
288
00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:22,113
Sell it, make me
believe it.
289
00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:23,348
Carla?
290
00:10:23,382 --> 00:10:24,349
Well, it
really helps
291
00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:25,350
when you have
an audience.
292
00:10:25,384 --> 00:10:27,017
Is there gonna be any nudity?
293
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,055
Not unless you're planning
something repugnant.
294
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,023
All right, so
295
00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:34,258
what are we doing here?
296
00:10:34,293 --> 00:10:36,260
Okay. The scene
is between
297
00:10:36,295 --> 00:10:38,262
a wayward, young,
rodeo buff, Bo--
298
00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:40,098
that'd be me-- and, uh,
299
00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:41,465
the sexy showgirl,
300
00:10:41,499 --> 00:10:42,633
Cherie.
301
00:10:42,668 --> 00:10:43,868
That's you, I guess.
302
00:10:43,902 --> 00:10:45,870
Okay, uh...
303
00:10:45,904 --> 00:10:47,271
So where do we start?
304
00:10:47,305 --> 00:10:49,540
Uh, right here before
it says, "They kiss."
305
00:11:01,069 --> 00:11:03,671
Oh, oh, golly.
306
00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:07,708
When you kiss
someone for serious,
307
00:11:07,742 --> 00:11:09,109
it's kind of
scary, ain't it?
308
00:11:09,144 --> 00:11:10,911
Yeah, it is.
309
00:11:10,945 --> 00:11:12,780
Now I'm supposed
to kiss you.
310
00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,949
Sorry, I, uh,
311
00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:17,368
hope I'm not interrupting
anything here.
312
00:11:17,403 --> 00:11:18,702
What is it, Sam?
313
00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:21,306
Uh... we're out of vermouth.
314
00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:24,575
So order more.
315
00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:25,776
Uh, is that okay?
316
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,312
Yes, if we're out of it.
317
00:11:27,346 --> 00:11:28,479
We are.
318
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,480
Then order more.
319
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,481
Vermouth?
320
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:33,684
Yeah! Sam, would you
excuse us, please?
321
00:11:33,718 --> 00:11:35,753
( crowd chatter )
322
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,925
Okay, where
were we? Uh...
323
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,628
Wait. ( clears throat )
324
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:47,097
Oh, oh, golly.
325
00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:50,468
When you kiss
someone for serious,
326
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,170
it's kind of
scary, ain't it?
327
00:11:52,204 --> 00:11:53,771
Yeah, it is.
328
00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:54,438
( door opening )
329
00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:55,806
Sorry, I, uh...
330
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,308
I wouldn't interrupt
like this
331
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,442
except it's important.
332
00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:01,045
What is it, Sam?
333
00:12:01,079 --> 00:12:03,080
I ordered the vermouth.
334
00:12:04,082 --> 00:12:06,684
WOODY:
Sam,
335
00:12:06,718 --> 00:12:07,885
would you get
out of here?
336
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,353
We're right in the
middle of a scene.
337
00:12:09,387 --> 00:12:10,521
Oh, a play!
338
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:11,689
Oh, I love good dramatic stuff.
339
00:12:11,723 --> 00:12:14,591
What is this, uh,
Tennessee Ernie Ford?
340
00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:16,310
Sam, get out.
341
00:12:17,412 --> 00:12:18,663
Come on.
All right,
all right, all right.
342
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,097
Play fair.
343
00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:21,549
All right, all right.
344
00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:22,884
Play fair?
345
00:12:22,918 --> 00:12:25,136
That's my opinion
of the play so far,
346
00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,704
but with enough
rehearsal,
347
00:12:26,738 --> 00:12:29,073
it might play great.
348
00:12:31,076 --> 00:12:32,377
Okay, let's pick it up.
349
00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:33,378
All right.
350
00:12:33,412 --> 00:12:35,046
( clears throat )
351
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,681
Oh. Oh, golly.
352
00:12:39,251 --> 00:12:42,153
When you kiss someone
for serious, it's kind
of scary, ain't it?
353
00:12:42,187 --> 00:12:43,821
Yeah, it is.
354
00:12:44,623 --> 00:12:45,923
Wait a minute.
355
00:12:45,957 --> 00:12:49,227
I just ordered two cases
of vermouth yesterday!
356
00:12:49,261 --> 00:12:50,428
Sam's crazy.
357
00:13:00,789 --> 00:13:03,324
( crickets chirping )
358
00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:05,560
Better make that
move, Sammy.
359
00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:06,694
Time's getting short.
360
00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:08,362
No, this is
how I like it.
361
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,364
Late innings,
game on the line.
362
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,398
Yeah.
363
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:14,234
The cool character
steps to center stage.
364
00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:15,470
Well, I don't
know, Sammy.
365
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,705
You seem to be sweating
a little bit up there.
366
00:13:17,739 --> 00:13:18,706
No, I'm not.
367
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:19,807
Yeah, that's okay.
368
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,342
Nothing wrong
with sweating.
369
00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:22,710
I, myself, have
perspired
370
00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:23,778
once or twice.
371
00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:25,629
We could grow rice.
372
00:13:30,502 --> 00:13:32,403
Oh, watch this.
373
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,705
Say, Rebecca.
374
00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:36,373
Oh, excuse me for a minute.
375
00:13:36,408 --> 00:13:38,709
Caroline, are you all right?
376
00:13:38,743 --> 00:13:40,377
You look kind
of depressed.
377
00:13:40,412 --> 00:13:42,513
( sighs ):
Oh, Sam, it's
the same old thing.
378
00:13:42,547 --> 00:13:43,614
What?
379
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,716
I'm so in love
with my boss, and I
380
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,352
just can't get
him to notice me.
381
00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:50,137
Well, have you tried
kissing him like this?
382
00:13:56,778 --> 00:13:58,645
Oh, my God.
383
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,514
That was...
384
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,416
That was...
385
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,719
Oh, thank heaven
you showed it to me.
386
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:07,855
There's no way anyone could
possibly describe it.
387
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,356
If I kiss him like that,
388
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,792
he's bound to fall
in love with me.
389
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:13,427
Bye, Sam.
390
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,629
Bye-bye.
391
00:14:14,663 --> 00:14:16,397
You two have a
great honeymoon.
392
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,366
Thank you so much.
393
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,836
Anything to get
my disc player back.
394
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,203
Hey, hey, hey...
395
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,376
By the way, Rebecca,
396
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,379
how are things between
you and your boss?
397
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:35,449
Anything, uh, I can do?
398
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,151
These lips remind
you of anything?
399
00:14:40,321 --> 00:14:43,157
Yeah, I think the liver
in my freezer's gone bad.
400
00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:48,495
What happened?
401
00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:50,430
She couldn't possibly
have seen through
402
00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:51,832
your little morality play.
403
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,135
Huh!
404
00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,736
Oh... hey!
405
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,204
What's going on here?
406
00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:59,774
Whatever do
you mean?
407
00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:03,627
Sam and Woody are trying
desperately to kiss me.
408
00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:07,164
Boy, someone's a little full
of herself, isn't she?
409
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,667
Come on, Carla.
410
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,701
What's the story here?
411
00:15:10,736 --> 00:15:11,736
One woman to another.
412
00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:13,604
Why would I tell
you something
413
00:15:13,638 --> 00:15:16,974
about my two closest best
friends in the whole world?
414
00:15:17,008 --> 00:15:18,342
I'll give you
a paid day off.
415
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,510
They got a bet.
416
00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:22,513
They want to see who
could kiss you
417
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,881
by the end of
the shift tonight.
418
00:15:23,915 --> 00:15:27,151
Why would they do such an
asinine, juvenile, thing?
419
00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:29,036
Look at the contestants.
420
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:30,988
Actually,
421
00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:32,089
Woody's doing it 'cause
422
00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:33,223
they were razzing him.
423
00:15:33,258 --> 00:15:35,025
Sam's trying to prove
he still got it.
424
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,660
Other than that,
just cheap thrills.
425
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:39,697
Don't tell them I know.
426
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,898
Wait a minute.
427
00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:42,466
You're not
cooking up something
428
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:44,334
that's going
to humiliate my friends
429
00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:46,169
and make them
look stupid, are you?
430
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:47,204
Well, yeah.
431
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,289
How can I help?
432
00:15:56,298 --> 00:15:57,265
Oh, Miss Howe?
433
00:15:57,299 --> 00:15:58,699
Can I ask you a question?
434
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:00,434
Sure, Woody.
What do you want to know?
435
00:16:00,468 --> 00:16:03,871
Um... which key unlocks
the storage room?
436
00:16:03,906 --> 00:16:05,106
I don't know.
437
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,240
Hold it still.
438
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:10,044
Look carefully,
very carefully.
439
00:16:11,062 --> 00:16:12,696
You're getting sleepy.
440
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,464
Very sleepy.
441
00:16:14,499 --> 00:16:15,599
Woody?
442
00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:19,537
Very, very, sleepy.
443
00:16:19,571 --> 00:16:23,608
You'll do
whatever I say.
444
00:16:23,642 --> 00:16:25,293
Woody, go to sleep.
445
00:16:33,735 --> 00:16:34,735
( snaps fingers )
446
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,872
Oh, no. I made
her disappear.
447
00:16:45,747 --> 00:16:47,414
To recap,
448
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,550
sitting in the bar today,
we have, among others,
449
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:52,419
a man who was actually simple
enough to hypnotize himself.
450
00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:56,641
I'd like to offer the suggestion
that we've seen it all.
451
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,809
Ten hut!
452
00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:02,997
Happily, I stand corrected.
453
00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:08,969
Well, it's time for me
to be all that I can be.
454
00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:15,109
You enlisted in
the Army, you idiot?
455
00:17:15,142 --> 00:17:20,664
Hey, we do more by 9:00 a.m.
than most people do all day.
456
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:22,966
And that's a
selling point to you?
457
00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:28,622
Yeah, and I've had a bellyful
of that Ayatolah guy.
458
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,474
Quite frankly...
459
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,361
I don't like what's been
happening in the Persian Gulf.
460
00:17:33,395 --> 00:17:36,397
So, I'm off to, uh...
I'm off to Persia.
461
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,903
I just wanted to shake
a few hands, say good-bye.
462
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,137
Kiss a few girls
463
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:44,872
for the last time.
464
00:17:44,907 --> 00:17:46,507
Well, baby...
465
00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:49,110
this is good-bye.
466
00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:50,244
Yep, this may be
467
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,880
the last time
you ever see this dogface.
468
00:17:52,915 --> 00:17:55,416
You can always take
a gander at this one.
469
00:17:57,419 --> 00:18:00,087
Sam, I had no idea you
were this dedicated.
470
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,524
This is a wonderful
thing you're doing
for our country.
471
00:18:03,558 --> 00:18:04,658
Well, thank you.
472
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,560
Kiss me, Sam, kiss me.
473
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,797
No, I can't kiss
another soldier.
474
00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:11,732
Not after Kevin.
475
00:18:12,935 --> 00:18:15,269
Kevin? Who-who's Kevin?
476
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,536
Kevin was my boyfriend
in high school,
477
00:18:16,571 --> 00:18:17,704
and we really loved
each other,
478
00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:18,939
and then
he enlisted in the Army,
479
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,674
and I never wrote,
and I never saw him again.
480
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,476
Well, he sounds like a creep.
Kiss me and make him jealous.
481
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,178
No, Sam, I'm sorry.
482
00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:29,549
Come home safely, doughboy.
483
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,520
Damn!
484
00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:34,889
I mean, what does it take?!
485
00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:37,557
Well, maybe
you're being too subtle.
486
00:18:39,444 --> 00:18:40,744
One hour.
487
00:18:40,778 --> 00:18:43,214
I don't think
either of you heartthrobs
488
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,515
got the lips to win.
489
00:18:44,549 --> 00:18:46,133
Serves you right
if you lose, Sam,
490
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,401
doing all
that weird stuff.
491
00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:48,902
Me? What about you?
492
00:18:48,936 --> 00:18:51,505
You-you and that
acting routine.
493
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,640
You know
something, Woody,
494
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,642
I'm getting a little
sick and tired of you.
495
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,843
You and your wholesome
farm boy bit.
496
00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:58,679
You're not so dumb.
497
00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,914
I resent that.
498
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,519
You're just upset
because you're not
king of the hill.
499
00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:06,654
Well, that's too bad.
500
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,656
And I'll tell you
another thing.
501
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,924
I'm thinking about
not writing you
when you're overseas.
502
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:13,160
Oh, break my heart.
503
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,029
Sam?
504
00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:17,847
Can I speak with you a moment?
505
00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:19,734
You sure can.
506
00:19:19,768 --> 00:19:21,702
( chuckling )
507
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,937
GUYS:
¶ Over there
508
00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:25,773
¶ Over there
509
00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:27,107
¶ Send the word,
send the word ¶
510
00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:28,242
¶ Over there...
511
00:19:28,276 --> 00:19:29,744
Yeah?
512
00:19:29,778 --> 00:19:31,879
Sam, I know what you
and Woody are up to.
513
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:32,880
I-I don't know
what you're
514
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:34,081
talking about.
I want you to win.
515
00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:35,115
What?
516
00:19:35,149 --> 00:19:37,301
I want you to win.
All right!
517
00:19:37,335 --> 00:19:38,869
( laughing )
518
00:19:38,903 --> 00:19:41,204
And they said that
I was losing it.
519
00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:44,475
Okay, so, uh, let's
get on with the
dirty deed here.
520
00:19:44,509 --> 00:19:45,709
No, no, no,
we have to make this
521
00:19:45,744 --> 00:19:46,777
look really natural.
522
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,646
Otherwise they'll think
the kiss is a setup.
523
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,013
Kiss, oh,
sweetheart, no, no.
524
00:19:50,047 --> 00:19:51,315
Someone mislead you there.
525
00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:53,150
Uh, we're supposed
to sleep together.
526
00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:56,253
You're trying my patience.
527
00:19:56,288 --> 00:19:57,388
All right, all right;
528
00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:58,522
a kiss, a kiss, okay.
529
00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:00,190
Uh... so, uh, how do
you want to do this?
530
00:20:00,224 --> 00:20:01,325
All right,
here's the plan.
531
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,093
You go home and change.
532
00:20:03,127 --> 00:20:05,262
and I'll tell the others
I'm really beat
533
00:20:05,297 --> 00:20:07,931
and I have to go in
and take a nap in my office.
534
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,633
And you come back
and wake me,
535
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,803
and I'll act like I'm having
this really erotic dream,
536
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,772
and give you this long,
passionate kiss.
537
00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:17,874
Oh, God, I love this.
I love this. Oh...!
538
00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:19,576
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute. Uh...
539
00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:22,078
Carla's supposed
to witness this.
540
00:20:22,113 --> 00:20:23,213
Okay, bring her along.
541
00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:25,482
Oh, and then I'll spit
and rinse my mouth out
542
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:26,983
to make it look
really legit.
543
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,985
Nice touch, nice touch.
544
00:20:31,122 --> 00:20:33,407
Yeah, so long there.
545
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,575
Oh, wait a minute.
546
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,042
What do you got
on your lips there?
547
00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:37,211
Oh, no one.
548
00:20:37,245 --> 00:20:38,579
( laughing )
549
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,418
Can I talk to
you a minute?
550
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,221
Listen, I know
what you and Sam are up to,
551
00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:48,788
and I want you to win.
552
00:20:54,912 --> 00:20:56,079
Hey, Cliffie.
553
00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:57,548
Hi, Sam.
554
00:20:57,582 --> 00:20:58,498
Where is everybody?
555
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,116
Oh, most have gone home.
556
00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:01,201
Carla's in the back.
557
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:03,003
Rebecca's asleep
in her office.
558
00:21:03,037 --> 00:21:04,121
Rebecca's asleep?
559
00:21:04,155 --> 00:21:05,556
Yeah. She said
560
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:06,590
she was up
late last night
561
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:07,825
doing the books,
or something.
562
00:21:07,859 --> 00:21:08,926
Mm.
563
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,193
Oh, yeah, she said
she wanted me
564
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,461
to wake her up
right about now.
565
00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:13,063
Better go do that.
Oh, no, no,
566
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,297
that's, that's uh, my job.
567
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:16,500
Oh.
568
00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:18,368
Want to help me here, Carla?
569
00:21:20,005 --> 00:21:22,406
( chuckling )
570
00:21:29,931 --> 00:21:32,899
( clothes rustling )
571
00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:34,435
( kissing noises )
572
00:21:34,469 --> 00:21:35,802
SAM:
Mmm.
573
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,537
WOODY:
Mmm.
574
00:21:37,572 --> 00:21:38,939
"Mmm"?
"Mmm?
575
00:21:38,974 --> 00:21:40,074
SAM:
Mmm?!
576
00:21:40,108 --> 00:21:41,175
WOODY:
Oh!
577
00:21:41,209 --> 00:21:44,678
( laughter )
578
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:52,786
¶ Sammy and Woody
sittin' in a tree ¶
579
00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:54,822
¶ K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
580
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,224
( laughter continues )
581
00:21:57,258 --> 00:21:58,959
You were supposed
to be Miss Howe.
582
00:21:58,993 --> 00:22:01,061
That's a rotten thing you did.
583
00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:02,212
Don't talk to me about rotten.
584
00:22:02,246 --> 00:22:03,781
What about
all this kissing nonsense?
585
00:22:03,815 --> 00:22:05,282
Yeah, that's different.
586
00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:06,850
There's money involved.
587
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,454
Well, I am going to say this
once and once only.
588
00:22:11,489 --> 00:22:14,642
I am a person
who cannot be used.
589
00:22:15,744 --> 00:22:17,160
Now if you'll excuse me,
590
00:22:17,194 --> 00:22:20,530
I've got to drive Mr. Drake's
valet to the airport.
591
00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:27,271
( laughing and clamoring )
592
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:28,605
Call me a romantic,
593
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,975
but I always knew you two
would end up together.
594
00:22:32,009 --> 00:22:34,010
( laughing )
595
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,881
I can't believe
I kissed you.
596
00:22:39,049 --> 00:22:39,883
Yeah, well, you're lucky
597
00:22:39,918 --> 00:22:41,235
I didn't punch
your lights out, man.
598
00:22:41,269 --> 00:22:42,702
Yeah? You and what army?
599
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,021
Hey, hey, hey, guys.
600
00:22:44,055 --> 00:22:45,089
Come on, now.
601
00:22:45,123 --> 00:22:46,991
Relax.
602
00:22:47,025 --> 00:22:49,093
Geez, you guys,
you were tricked.
603
00:22:49,127 --> 00:22:50,360
It's no big deal.
604
00:22:50,394 --> 00:22:52,212
I mean,
you're such good friends.
605
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,981
You mean a lot
to each other.
606
00:22:54,015 --> 00:22:55,648
I mean,
don't walk away mad.
607
00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:57,117
Go on,
kiss and make up.
608
00:23:01,356 --> 00:23:03,590
Remember,
you both owe me a big wet one.
609
00:23:18,739 --> 00:23:21,608
Ah...
610
00:23:21,642 --> 00:23:23,643
Ah, I couldn't stay mad
at you, Sam.
611
00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:25,745
You're just like
a brother to me.
612
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:30,333
Yeah, and if anyone ever does
knock off the king around here,
613
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:33,103
I guess I hope
it's you, man.
614
00:23:33,137 --> 00:23:34,271
No hard feelings?
615
00:23:34,305 --> 00:23:35,739
No hard feelings.
616
00:23:37,408 --> 00:23:39,042
Listen, Sam,
now that everything's okay,
617
00:23:39,077 --> 00:23:40,577
can I ask you something,
guy to guy?
618
00:23:40,611 --> 00:23:42,012
Yeah, sure.
619
00:23:42,831 --> 00:23:44,681
How was I?
620
00:23:50,455 --> 00:23:51,988
Don't-don't do that.
621
00:23:52,022 --> 00:23:53,990
No, I mean it's a question
you can't ask a girl.
622
00:23:54,024 --> 00:23:55,826
I mean, is there anything
I need to work on?
623
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,862
No, see, I-I don't want
to talk about this, Woody.
624
00:24:00,197 --> 00:24:03,299
I was nervous, so I might
have been a little dry.
625
00:24:03,334 --> 00:24:05,268
Oh, for God's...! Yech!
626
00:24:05,302 --> 00:24:07,036
No, I'm serious, Sam.
627
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:09,639
Hey, do you want to know
how you were?