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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.

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Hi, Sam, this is Carla.

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I'll be in a little late today.

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Eddie's really down
about his losing streak,

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and I want to cheer him up.

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It may take six or seven hours.

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You know hockey players. Bye.

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Hi, Sam, it's me.

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I'm on a little break from the trial.

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We had some of the most
fascinating testimony today.

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Of course, I'm not at
liberty to discuss it.

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Suffice it to say...

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and the defendant had the
unmitigated gall to get...

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Oh, uh, they're calling us back in.

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I have to go. Love you. Bye.

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Uh, this is Woody.

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Sam, uh, I got home tonight

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and remembered Diane
called after you left

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and wanted me to give you a message.

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I love you. Bye.

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Uh, Sam, this is Woody again.

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That message I just left...

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you understand it was Diane
saying I love you, not me.

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All right, bye.

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This is Woody again.

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Uh, don't misunderstand
me, I really like you a lot.

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This is Woody again.

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Uh, I've been thinking it over, Sam.

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I do love you.

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? Making your way in the world today?

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? Takes everything you've got?

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? Taking a break from all your worries?

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? Sure would help a lot?

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? Wouldn't you like to get away??

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? Sometimes you want to go?

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? Where everybody knows your name?

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? And they're always glad you came?

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? You want to be where you can see?

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? Our troubles are all the same?

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? You want to be where
everybody knows your name?

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? You want to go where people know?

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? People are all the same?

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? You want to go where
everybody knows your name.?

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Hey, uh, Normie?

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Are you going to do my
taxes again this year?

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Sure thing, bud.

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Yeah, boy, I'm going to need some help

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shuffling through these
new tax laws, I'll tell you.

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What new tax laws?

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Maybe, uh, maybe I'll just
short-form it this year.

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See there's a little more
Eddie LeBec trade talk here.

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Oh, yeah?

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Oh, terrific.

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Uh, Bruins are playing
Gretzky at Edmonton tonight.

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Boy, another chance to see Eddie.

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"Come on in and bring your puck" LeBec.

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Yeah.

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Boy, I tell you, that zuke

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is a disgrace to his
teammates and this fair city.

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Come on, give him a break.

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Well, Sammy, it's not
like we're not for the guy.

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I mean, especially with
Carla going out with him.

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But, you know, the guy's in
a major slump, let's face it.

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Hey, I can tell you an
interesting thing about slumps, too.

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Uh, statistics show that they can
be grouped into four categories.

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Yeah? Yeah, that's right.

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Uh, 65 percent physical,
17 percent emotional,

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yeah, 15 percent psychological
and, uh, three percent dental.

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Cliffie, you know something, man?

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You're a walking encyclopedia.

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Oh, thank you, Normie.

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Unfortunately, you're also
a talking encyclopedia.

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Motions, recess, motions, recess.

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When is this thing going to end?

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Two weeks, and the wife hasn't
even taken the stand yet.

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Sorry. I missed a couple
words of testimony.

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I wanted to go back and double-check it

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with the court reporter.

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Why do you keep your own
record of the testimony?

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They write down everything that's said.

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They don't write down emotions...

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attitudes, telling facial glances.

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Study my face.

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What am I thinking?

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As the foreman of your jury,

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I feel

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that it is my duty

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to record each shred of evidence

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to give us every kernel of information

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so that we can make the
thoughtful and correct decision.

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Well, I've already

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made my decision.

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I think he's innocent.

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Yes. Me, too.

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Well, why don't we
just tell the judge that

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and go home?

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

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How can you possibly think that?

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I believed his testimony.

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Seems like a good guy.

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And he was impeccably dressed.

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I can't believe that I'm hearing this.

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These are your grounds for acquittal?

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Well, pardon me my objectivity,
but I don't happen to agree.

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He did it!

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I'm sure of it.

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I can tell just by looking at him.

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Oh, yeah? Yes.

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I was in a very similar

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situation to the wife in that my fiancé

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has the same disarming brand of charm.

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Are you saying

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that you're about to marry a murderer?

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No, don't stop her.

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Let her do it.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!

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Laugh if you will.

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I'm not fooled by Mr. Grand,
and neither should you be.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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the judge would like you
back in the courtroom.

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What's going on?

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Well, just between us,

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Mrs. Grand is dropping the charges.

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Dropping charges?

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Why?

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She realized she still
loves her husband.

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Excuse me.

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Would it be possible

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for me to talk with Mrs. Grand?

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Are you serious?

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It's over.

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Oh, I am so happy for him.

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I'm happy for us.

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No more jury duty.

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Oh, where are you guys going afterward?

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I tell you, the guy's a bum!

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Sammy, two, uh, drafts and a Manhattan.

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And who's a bum?

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Eddie. Fisher. Eddie Fisher.

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The guy hasn't had a
hit record in years.

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Well, you better be talking
about him and not my Eddie.

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Are you worried about the game tonight?

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Of course I'm worried about it.

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I know Eddie's had

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a couple of bad games. Seven.

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Nine.

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Seven. I've never been
very good with numbers.

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Yeah, well,

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I got a really good feeling
about tonight's game, you know?

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The weather's cleared, it's a full moon,

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and it's an even-numbered
day in an even-numbered month.

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He'll turn it around
tonight, you'll see.

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Oh, I think you're right.
Oh, yeah, absolutely, Carla.

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There you go. Absolutely.

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Hey, uh, I don't know if you guys

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have the same feeling I do,

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but I think it is just
more than a coincidence

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that Eddie LeBec's, uh, bad run started

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when he began dating Carla.

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I say she's a jinx.

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Oh, come on; Hey, don't say that.

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I mean, Carla's finally found
someone she really likes.

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But what else could it possibly be, Sam?

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Aw, it's ridiculous.

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I-I don't believe in that.

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Yeah, hey, Frasier, come here.

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Listen, tell these guys, will you,

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that there's nothing to the idea

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that Carla might be jinxing Eddie.

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Well, Sam, technically,

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there is no such thing
as a jinx, unless...

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someone thinks there is.

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Now, we know that Eddie's
very superstitious.

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If he believes that Carla's a jinx,

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I'm afraid it becomes a self.
Fulfilling prophecy.

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All right, so Carla's a jinx.

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What are we going to do about it?

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Well, I don't know about
the rest of you guys,

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but I am not going to
let that woman kiss me.

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Yeah, right.

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Like there's a real danger
of that happening. Right.

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Hello, everyone.

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Oh, hello.

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Well, Sam, you'll be happy to know

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that you have me back full-time now.

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Oh.

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The trial is over.

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Well, good. Who won?

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Certainly not justice.

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I'm afraid the wife
decided to drop all charges.

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But I say the husband is a con artist

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who somehow managed to
convince that naive woman

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that he loves her.

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How can a man

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tell a woman that he loves her

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and yet try to kill her?

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I can see it. I can see it.

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Sammy, uh, could you,
uh, step down to my office

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for one second, please?

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Listen, uh, we were thinking

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maybe someone's got to tell Carla

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that she's jinxing Eddie.

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And what suicidal idiot did
you have in mind to do that?

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You know, your name kept
coming up in the discussion...

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No, no, no, no, no...

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Come on, Sammy.

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Look, it's just for all us guys

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whose lives are so damn shallow

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that we depend upon the success
of our local sports teams

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to give us a little
identity around here.

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Am I right? Huh? No, no, no, no way.

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Listen, if you want to do this,

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then we'll do it fair and square.

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We'll draw straws. Don't look.

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Oh, that's fair, Normie.

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Now, I want the person who
has to tell Carla to know

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that there's a choir job
waiting for them in Vienna.

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Sorry, Norm.

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Well, on the upside, Normie,

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you're in for some great strudel.

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Oh, damn.

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I've never been to Europe.

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Listen, uh... Carla,

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uh...

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a few of the guys and
I have been thinking.

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Now, this probably has, like,

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absolutely nothing to do with anything,

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but, uh... You know, Norm,

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I've been thinking about Eddie

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and what's happened to his
game and all that, and...

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do you think it's possible
that I could be jinxing him?

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You? Jinxing Eddie?

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That's silly. No way!

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No.

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Thank you, God.

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Sam?

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Yeah?

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You don't think it's possible

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that I'm jinxing Eddie, do you?

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No.

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Me, either.

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It's got to be something else.

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And when he comes here,

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we're going to figure it out together.

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You really like the guy, don't you?

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I am this close to falling hard for him.

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Oh, boy.

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Hey, Eddie!

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Oh... CARLA: Hey, Eddie!

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Hi.

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How's it going?

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Well, after my last game,

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a fan sent me some new equipment.

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Dark glasses and a white cane.

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Oh, you're just having a slump.

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You'll get out of it.

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I don't know, Sam.

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I've tried everything.

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I've been watching game
films, taking extra practice.

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I don't know what to do.

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What did you used to do
to break out of slumps

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when you were pitching, Sam?

263
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,926
Me? Well, I, uh, drank
myself into a coma.

264
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:09,313
Did it work?

265
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,102
Hey, Eddie. Hey, hey, Carla.

266
00:11:15,602 --> 00:11:17,603
Tonight's your night; I know it.

267
00:11:17,604 --> 00:11:19,605
Yeah, well, facing Gretzky, eh?

268
00:11:19,606 --> 00:11:20,606
Hey, forget him.

269
00:11:20,607 --> 00:11:22,608
You carrying that lucky clove

270
00:11:22,609 --> 00:11:24,110
of garlic I gave you? Yeah.

271
00:11:24,111 --> 00:11:26,113
Yes, he is.

272
00:11:27,614 --> 00:11:28,614
I don't know, Carla.

273
00:11:28,615 --> 00:11:30,616
I'm starting to get that choking feeling

274
00:11:30,617 --> 00:11:31,617
I usually get a day or two

275
00:11:31,618 --> 00:11:33,619
before they send me down to the minors.

276
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,121
No, no, no, come on!

277
00:11:35,122 --> 00:11:36,622
I don't want to hear any of that.

278
00:11:36,623 --> 00:11:38,624
There's got to be an
explanation for this,

279
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,626
and we're going to
figure it out right now.

280
00:11:40,627 --> 00:11:42,511
Let's take it from the beginning, okay?

281
00:11:42,512 --> 00:11:44,847
When was the last time you won?

282
00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:45,848
Well, let's see.

283
00:11:45,849 --> 00:11:48,851
I think that would be
the Canadiens game, eh?

284
00:11:48,852 --> 00:11:51,354
Um, that's right, because I remember

285
00:11:51,355 --> 00:11:53,356
that's the night we met.

286
00:11:53,357 --> 00:11:55,858
Yeah... could've been
somewhere around then.

287
00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:58,227
Yeah, so, um, when did things

288
00:11:58,228 --> 00:12:00,029
start going bad?

289
00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,031
Well, I guess that
would be the next game.

290
00:12:02,032 --> 00:12:06,535
Right. All right, now think really hard.

291
00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:10,539
Have you been doing anything
different during that time...

292
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,041
um, eating different foods,

293
00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:14,043
taking a different route to the Garden,

294
00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:15,544
buying different magazines?

295
00:12:15,545 --> 00:12:17,546
I mean, anything, anything at all?

296
00:12:17,547 --> 00:12:19,048
No, no, nothing at all.

297
00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:20,549
I... I've been living my life

298
00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:23,052
the same way as I've always lived it.

299
00:12:23,053 --> 00:12:24,054
Except for one thing.

300
00:12:32,813 --> 00:12:35,097
Eddie, do me a favor.

301
00:12:35,098 --> 00:12:36,432
Yeah, Carla.

302
00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:37,650
Beat it.

303
00:12:37,651 --> 00:12:39,435
What's the problem?

304
00:12:39,436 --> 00:12:43,689
The problem is... we
just don't work anymore.

305
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:44,991
It's been a lot of grins,

306
00:12:44,992 --> 00:12:47,360
but we both knew it wasn't
going to last forever.

307
00:12:47,361 --> 00:12:49,161
So, it's time for you
to hit the pavement.

308
00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:50,529
Well, hey, I... I don't get it.

309
00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:52,531
I thought things were
going great for us.

310
00:12:52,532 --> 00:12:55,034
Yeah, well, they were,
but they're not anymore,

311
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:58,037
and I just don't want to
talk about it, so shove off!

312
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,039
Okay.

313
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,925
Whatever you say.

314
00:13:04,845 --> 00:13:07,714
I'll see you around, I guess.

315
00:13:12,769 --> 00:13:14,270
Pretty gutsy thing to do.

316
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,722
Gutsy? Nothin'.

317
00:13:16,723 --> 00:13:19,225
I'm going to prove to all you yutzes

318
00:13:19,226 --> 00:13:22,228
and to myself that I'm no jinx.

319
00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:25,731
If Eddie loses tonight,
it's not my fault.

320
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:26,732
You'll see.

321
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:31,121
He can stink just as bad
without me as he stunk with me.

322
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:39,496
It's not Romeo and Juliet,
but it has a certain charm.

323
00:13:48,071 --> 00:13:50,589
Time running
out in the third period.

324
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,590
It's still one-nothing,
favor of the Boston Bruins.

325
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,810
Here's Gretzky across the
Boston line, taps in front.

326
00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:56,312
Rolling save by Eddie LeBec!

327
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,180
He went
sprawling to the front side

328
00:13:58,181 --> 00:13:59,431
and kicked it out with his right hand.

329
00:13:59,432 --> 00:14:01,267
Sammy, two beers and a vodka rocks.

330
00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:02,768
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

331
00:14:02,769 --> 00:14:04,270
Come on, is my order up yet?

332
00:14:04,271 --> 00:14:06,272
What? Oh, c-come on, give me a second.

333
00:14:06,273 --> 00:14:08,274
Whoa-ho-ho-ho! There's
people here, Sammy?

334
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:09,915
Are you running a bar
or you just watching

335
00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:11,237
some stupid hockey game?

336
00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:12,778
All right, all right, all right.

337
00:14:12,779 --> 00:14:14,780
You want to know what the score is?

338
00:14:14,781 --> 00:14:16,248
Is Boston leading?

339
00:14:16,249 --> 00:14:17,750
Yeah.

340
00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:19,118
Did the Oilers score on Eddie?

341
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,119
No.

342
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,620
I'm not interested.

343
00:14:21,621 --> 00:14:22,922
Whoa, look out, whoa!

344
00:14:22,923 --> 00:14:24,206
Penalty?!

345
00:14:24,207 --> 00:14:25,708
He calls that slashing?

346
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:26,592
Well, Frasier,

347
00:14:26,593 --> 00:14:28,260
he nearly cut Curry in half there.

348
00:14:28,261 --> 00:14:30,045
Oh, ticky-tack. It's a wussy call.

349
00:14:30,046 --> 00:14:32,048
Let the guys play the game.

350
00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:37,387
Good eve...

351
00:14:38,388 --> 00:14:42,858
Aren't you... Bill and Sherry Grand?

352
00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:44,226
That's right.

353
00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:47,563
Oh...

354
00:14:47,564 --> 00:14:49,565
What an incredible coincidence.

355
00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:52,451
I was the foreman of
the jury at your trial.

356
00:14:52,452 --> 00:14:54,653
Oh, yeah, the one with the notebook.

357
00:14:54,654 --> 00:14:56,038
Oh, you noticed?

358
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,039
It was hard not to.

359
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,325
I was keeping track of the testimony.

360
00:14:59,326 --> 00:15:00,576
Diane Chambers. Hello.

361
00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:02,578
Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.

362
00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:05,080
Why weren't you at the party?

363
00:15:05,081 --> 00:15:06,582
Party? What party?

364
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,467
The party the jury threw for me.

365
00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:10,302
I'm surprised they
would've had it without you.

366
00:15:10,303 --> 00:15:13,672
You seem so... attractive
and intelligent.

367
00:15:13,673 --> 00:15:16,976
Yes, well, those qualities
confuse some people.

368
00:15:16,977 --> 00:15:18,978
Besides, I had to work.

369
00:15:18,979 --> 00:15:20,479
But who cares about me?

370
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,349
The important thing is you two
are back together again, huh?

371
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:26,102
Thank you. Could we maybe order?

372
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,104
I'd like a glass of white wine.

373
00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:29,989
Wine.

374
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,323
What-what would you like?

375
00:15:31,324 --> 00:15:32,325
I'll have a Bloody Mary.

376
00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:40,749
Excuse me.

377
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,252
I know this is very forward of me,

378
00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:45,621
but the last time I saw you in court,

379
00:15:45,622 --> 00:15:47,122
you were ranting and raving,

380
00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:48,625
calling this man a wife murderer.

381
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,127
It's... very shocking for me

382
00:15:51,628 --> 00:15:54,129
to see you with him now, so blissful.

383
00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:57,600
I guess I just realized
how much I love him.

384
00:15:57,601 --> 00:16:00,886
I really admire your...
your trust, your conviction.

385
00:16:00,887 --> 00:16:02,388
If you don't mind a
little friendly advice,

386
00:16:02,389 --> 00:16:04,391
I'd sleep with one eye open.

387
00:16:05,358 --> 00:16:08,394
I'll get the drinks.

388
00:16:08,395 --> 00:16:10,396
It's a good thing you
dropped the charges.

389
00:16:10,397 --> 00:16:13,899
I'd hate to have my fate in her hands.

390
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,401
Bill...

391
00:16:15,402 --> 00:16:19,456
why did you have the
power saw in the kitchen?

392
00:16:23,076 --> 00:16:24,410
Sam... Hit 'em!

393
00:16:24,411 --> 00:16:27,913
A white wine and a... Bloody Mary.

394
00:16:27,914 --> 00:16:30,916
Oh... human nature.

395
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:32,418
What?! Oh...

396
00:16:32,419 --> 00:16:34,420
that couple over there.

397
00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:35,422
They're the Grands.

398
00:16:35,922 --> 00:16:37,423
You remember.

399
00:16:37,424 --> 00:16:40,809
The case on which I
was foreman of the jury?

400
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:43,312
Oh, right, right, right,
the, uh, power saw.

401
00:16:43,313 --> 00:16:45,180
I know. You don't trust me?

402
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,482
Oh, I tell you, it never ceases

403
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,902
to amaze me how some
people can be so ignorant

404
00:16:49,903 --> 00:16:52,404
of what is obvious to
the rest of the world.

405
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:53,906
Well, I guess there's something

406
00:16:53,907 --> 00:16:55,407
to be said for forgiveness.

407
00:16:55,408 --> 00:16:59,361
In fact, in this rather
jaded day and age,

408
00:16:59,362 --> 00:17:03,282
it's nice to know that amor vincit omnia.

409
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,283
Hmm?

410
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,784
Love conquers all.

411
00:17:05,785 --> 00:17:06,785
Mm.

412
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:09,288
And I, for one, shall
not stand in its way.

413
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,290
You know, Sam, I'm going
to pay for this round.

414
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,291
Well, you better hurry.

415
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,792
It looks like he's about to fire up

416
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:14,953
the old Black & Decker there.

417
00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:20,549
Oh, don't touch me!

418
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:21,550
Stay away from me!

419
00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:22,935
Just stay away from me!

420
00:17:22,936 --> 00:17:24,887
What happened?

421
00:17:24,888 --> 00:17:26,355
What happened?

422
00:17:26,356 --> 00:17:29,726
Why don't you check your
stupid little notebook?!

423
00:17:31,695 --> 00:17:34,197
So... the system works after all.

424
00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:37,733
Back the Oilers
go, back behind the net.

425
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:39,735
Mark Muskee starting
out for the center ice.

426
00:17:39,736 --> 00:17:41,236
Oilers trailing, one-nothing.

427
00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:42,237
They fool the goal tender.

428
00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:44,123
Pressure really on
Eddie LeBec right now.

429
00:17:44,124 --> 00:17:48,410
Please screw up, please
screw up, please screw up.

430
00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:50,412
Sam, I don't understand.

431
00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:51,933
Why does Carla want Eddie to screw up?

432
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:55,417
Well, you see, if Eddie
loses, then Carla wins,

433
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:57,419
because it proves
she's no longer a jinx.

434
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,922
But if he wins, then Carla loses,

435
00:17:59,923 --> 00:18:01,924
'cause it reinforces the jinx theory.

436
00:18:01,925 --> 00:18:05,427
Ah, the old "boy loses, girl wins",

437
00:18:05,428 --> 00:18:08,430
boy wins, girl loses"
jinx reinforcement theory.

438
00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:11,901
If I've seen it once, I've seen it...

439
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,771
Still
one-nothing, Boston Bruins lead.

440
00:18:15,772 --> 00:18:16,932
Time running out on the game.

441
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,857
Oilers bring it out to center ice.

442
00:18:18,858 --> 00:18:21,860
Here's Mark Messier across the
red line into the Bruins' zone.

443
00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:23,862
Gives it down the left
side to Glenn Anderson,

444
00:18:23,863 --> 00:18:24,863
cutting in in front... he shoots!

445
00:18:24,864 --> 00:18:26,665
And it's saved by Eddie LeBec!

446
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:27,449
Point-blank range.

447
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,451
Eddie LeBec with a great save,

448
00:18:29,452 --> 00:18:32,956
wins the game for the
Boston Bruins. Damn!

449
00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:40,462
Hey, Sam.

450
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:41,463
Hey.

451
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:42,714
See the game tonight?

452
00:18:42,715 --> 00:18:44,049
I sure did. Congratulations.

453
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,050
Thanks. Yeah.

454
00:18:45,051 --> 00:18:46,552
It felt great.

455
00:18:46,553 --> 00:18:47,553
Did you ever have one of those nights

456
00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:49,054
you just knew you could do no wrong?

457
00:18:49,055 --> 00:18:51,057
Oh, yeah, all the time.

458
00:18:51,558 --> 00:18:53,560
Well, twice.

459
00:18:56,062 --> 00:18:57,564
There you go. Thanks.

460
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:04,788
What are you doing here?

461
00:19:05,789 --> 00:19:07,289
Just came by for a drink.

462
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,657
That okay?

463
00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:10,493
Free country.

464
00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:14,997
You know...

465
00:19:14,998 --> 00:19:17,499
Carla, after the game tonight, I...

466
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,502
I figured out why you dumped me.

467
00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:22,504
I guess I'm a little slow on the uptake

468
00:19:22,505 --> 00:19:25,507
since I've taken so many on the melon.

469
00:19:25,508 --> 00:19:29,478
I, uh...

470
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:32,981
I guess you wanted to see if
you were causin' my slump, eh?

471
00:19:32,982 --> 00:19:34,984
Yeah, and guess what?

472
00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:39,238
Well, it doesn't seem fair
that the girl that means

473
00:19:39,239 --> 00:19:41,523
more to me than anybody else ever has,

474
00:19:41,524 --> 00:19:44,526
you know, turns out to be a...

475
00:19:44,527 --> 00:19:47,029
turns out, you know... Say it: A jinx.

476
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:49,916
A hex, a whammy, a voodoo, a curse.

477
00:19:50,783 --> 00:19:53,786
What am I going to do?

478
00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:57,673
You're not going to do anything.

479
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:58,924
I'm not going to be responsible

480
00:19:58,925 --> 00:20:01,927
for the Bruins missing the playoffs

481
00:20:01,928 --> 00:20:05,298
or for your career
going down the toilet.

482
00:20:15,892 --> 00:20:17,392
Hey, Eddie.

483
00:20:17,393 --> 00:20:18,895
Yeah.

484
00:20:19,863 --> 00:20:21,363
Knock 'em dead.

485
00:20:21,364 --> 00:20:23,115
Yeah.

486
00:20:23,116 --> 00:20:24,900
And watch out for those wrist shots

487
00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:27,402
low in the corner on your stick side.

488
00:20:27,403 --> 00:20:29,288
Okay, you got it.

489
00:20:29,289 --> 00:20:30,573
Oh.

490
00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:34,826
I wanted you to have this.

491
00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:36,161
What is it?

492
00:20:36,162 --> 00:20:37,663
It's a recording of our song.

493
00:20:37,664 --> 00:20:41,216
I thought... you know,
maybe sometime, you would...

494
00:20:41,217 --> 00:20:43,001
I don't know, maybe play it and...

495
00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:45,888
and, um, think of me...

496
00:20:45,889 --> 00:20:49,058
you know, think good stuff.

497
00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:51,227
I will.

498
00:20:55,231 --> 00:20:56,232
Okay.

499
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,484
All right, I'll see you, Carla.

500
00:20:59,485 --> 00:21:00,320
Yeah. See you.

501
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:01,821
You, too, Sam.

502
00:21:10,663 --> 00:21:12,165
Well...

503
00:21:13,449 --> 00:21:15,334
For a refreshing change,

504
00:21:15,335 --> 00:21:19,339
Carla Tortelli ends up without the guy.

505
00:21:20,256 --> 00:21:22,758
This shirt's drip-dry if
you want to give it a...

506
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:23,759
No, no, come on.

507
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,260
It's happened so many times,

508
00:21:25,261 --> 00:21:27,262
my tear ducts are all dried up.

509
00:21:27,263 --> 00:21:29,264
Why don't you go on home, Sam?

510
00:21:29,265 --> 00:21:31,266
Come on. I'll clean up here.

511
00:21:31,267 --> 00:21:32,267
Is that what you want?

512
00:21:32,268 --> 00:21:35,270
Yeah, yeah, I think I want
to be alone for awhile.

513
00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:37,773
Okay...

514
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,174
but if you want someone to talk to,

515
00:21:39,275 --> 00:21:40,235
I'll be over at Diane's.

516
00:21:40,944 --> 00:21:43,813
So, you know, if you want
to call, just go ahead.

517
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,282
Please call.

518
00:21:48,651 --> 00:21:50,570
Thanks, Sam. Good night.

519
00:22:21,684 --> 00:22:26,021
O, Canada, our home and?

520
00:22:26,022 --> 00:22:29,324
? ...Native land?

521
00:22:29,325 --> 00:22:32,527
? True patriot love?

522
00:22:32,528 --> 00:22:36,498
? In all thy sons command?

523
00:22:36,499 --> 00:22:40,952
? With glowing hearts,
we see thee rise?

524
00:22:40,953 --> 00:22:42,922
? The True North strong and free...?

525
00:22:48,795 --> 00:22:51,296
Hey, Wood, what you working on?

526
00:22:51,297 --> 00:22:53,298
Cheers newsletter.

527
00:22:53,299 --> 00:22:55,301
Wood, Cheers doesn't have a newsletter.

528
00:22:57,303 --> 00:22:59,304
Wow, there's a scoop.

529
00:22:59,305 --> 00:23:00,806
I'll make that my lead story.

530
00:23:00,807 --> 00:23:02,808
Ah.

531
00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:04,309
Night, Wood.

532
00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:05,811
G'night.

533
00:23:05,812 --> 00:23:07,312
Say, Carla, you sure
you don't want to go

534
00:23:07,313 --> 00:23:08,313
to the game with me tonight?

535
00:23:08,314 --> 00:23:09,815
I'm really on a hot streak.

536
00:23:09,816 --> 00:23:11,316
You're tellin' me
you're on a hot streak.

537
00:23:11,317 --> 00:23:14,319
For the past few weeks,
you've been fantastic.

538
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,322
Not bad on the ice, either.

539
00:23:17,323 --> 00:23:19,825
Hey, Eddie, do me a favor and beat it!

540
00:23:19,826 --> 00:23:20,709
What's the problem?

541
00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:22,577
Problem is we just don't work anymore.

542
00:23:22,578 --> 00:23:23,578
It's been a lot of grins,

543
00:23:23,579 --> 00:23:25,547
but we both knew it wasn't
going to last forever.

544
00:23:25,548 --> 00:23:26,548
I don't get it.

545
00:23:26,549 --> 00:23:28,300
I thought things were great between us.

546
00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:31,086
Well, they were, but they're
not anymore, so hit the bricks.

547
00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:32,087
All right, whatever you say.

548
00:23:32,088 --> 00:23:34,589
Say, I was in here a
couple of weeks ago.

549
00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:37,092
Didn't Carla and her
boyfriend break up then?

550
00:23:37,093 --> 00:23:37,976
Yeah.

551
00:23:37,977 --> 00:23:39,311
They do that before every game.

552
00:23:39,312 --> 00:23:41,813
It's kind of a ritual.

553
00:23:41,814 --> 00:23:43,316
Hey, Carla, that's it!

554
00:23:43,816 --> 00:23:46,151
We're finished! Through! Good-bye!

555
00:23:46,152 --> 00:23:47,103
Good-bye!

556
00:23:49,655 --> 00:23:53,025
Red Wings Thursday
night. See you then, eh?

557
00:23:55,695 --> 00:23:59,198
Superstitious little guy, but he's mine.