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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.

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...so grab your rod
and reel, and join us next week

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when Jim takes us trolling
on Lake Winnebeshaki.

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Nice show, huh?

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Well, if you ask me,
there's something wrong

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with watching televised fishing.

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Not the same impact

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as watching it live, huh, Woody?

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Hey, you know something?

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I got a great idea.

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What's to stop us

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from taking a little
fishing trip ourselves?

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We don't want to?

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Oh.

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Come on, it'd be fun.

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You know, we could go

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this very afternoon,

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head out to Lake Winthrop, huh?

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What do you say? NORM: All right.

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Okay. All right, let's get
organized here, uh, Woody.

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Uh, I'd like you to be in charge

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of bait and tackle, okay?

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Got you.

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Cliffy in charge of, uh,

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food and the transportation.

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Okay.

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Well, what're you in
charge of, Mr. Peterson?

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Finding a reason not to go.

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Ah, here we go.

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Huh? Gladiator film
festival at the Majestic.

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Yeah, that's a good one.

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? Boom, boom, boom, boom ?

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De gustibus non est disputandum!

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? Making your way in the world today ?

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? Takes everything you've got ?

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? Taking a break from all your worries ?

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? Sure would help a lot ?

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? Wouldn't you like to get away? ?

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? Sometimes you want to go ?

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? Where everybody knows your name ?

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? And they're always glad you came ?

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? You want to be where you can see ?

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? Our troubles are all the same ?

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? You want to be where
everybody knows your name ?

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? You want to go where people know ?

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? People are all the same ?

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? You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ?

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Hi, Sam.

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Hi.

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Oh, uh,

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some customer was in

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with some tickets to some concert,

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sounded foreign and dull.

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I thought you wouldn't want to miss it.

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Thank you.

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Jean Pierre Rampal!

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It was just some customer. I
didn't really catch his name.

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Oh.

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He's a flautist.

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Nothing less than brilliant.

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No other player could so
eloquently fuse the world of

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classical music to that of modern jazz.

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What a perfect performer for us to see

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on this, our first
official date together

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in our new-found relationship.

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What should I wear?

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Something long or tea length?

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Why don't you wear something
you can stretch out in?

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Oh.

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The seat next to you's gonna be empty.

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Sam!

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Come on, please.

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Can't you scrape somebody
else up to go? Please.

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And the operative
word there is "scrape."

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There's only one man I want to be with.

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No, no, I'll go alone.

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And it'll be fine. Mm.

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Miss Chambers,

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I might be back from my fishing trip

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in time to take you,

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if I don't stop to clean up first.

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No, thank you, Woody, that's very sweet.

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Maybe next time.

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Okeydoke, but I don't know

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when I'm gonna be going fishing again.

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Cliffy, it was not ten.
I had 11 of 'em. 11!

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You're wrong, Normie,
you're wrong, wrong, wrong.

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How was the Gladiator film fest, fellas?

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Not now, Sammy.

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We're awash in controversy.

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You had ten, Norm,

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just like me.

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Ten what?

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Anachronisms. Huh?

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Oh, you know, those things that, uh,

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aren't in the time period
in which the film is set.

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Normie and I like to see
who-who gets the most.

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Today it was me. 11!

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Normie, you had ten just like me.

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There was no way

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it was Caesar Augustus wearing Reeboks.

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Hey, so you guys ready

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to go fishing? Uh...

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we got to... You know,
Woody, uh, couple beers first.

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You know, I work up a
powerful thirst watching,

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uh, Thoracian dogs smite
Spartan pigs, you know.

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Greetings, everyone.

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Hey, Frasier.

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How about a beer?

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Oh, well, no, Sam, just
make it a club soda.

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I've got to appear on TV today,

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and I want to keep my wits about me.

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Oh my! SAM: No kidding?

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What's the TV show?
- Well, it's a

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local talk show called
Psychology This Week.

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Oh.

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Oh, maybe you heard it. I don't know.

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I know all about that show.

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It's where once a week a couple

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of shrinks get together

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and debate certain aspects

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of the psychological condition.

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That's right. NORM: Oh, man,

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we had to pick today to
go fishing, huh, Cliff?

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Well, I'm surprised.

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I didn't know you were a fan.

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Hmm...

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Well, he was, but he stopped watching

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when they lost the hostess
with the big Hindenburgs.

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It's on at 4:00.

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It promises to be very cerebral,

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and, uh, I might add,
uh, darned entertaining.

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Well, uh,

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unfortunately, Frasier, it interferes

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with another highly
cerebral event--

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the, uh, Raiders
- Patriots game.

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Yeah, right.

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I realize that football

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is a rarity on television in the fall,

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but don't you think we
could spare half an hour

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to see our friend, Frasier?

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Do you have any idea how
much action you can miss

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in a half an hour of football?

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About 18 seconds.

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Oh, all right, all right.

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I guess it won't hurt... much.

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Thank you, Sam.

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Cheers. Yeah, hold on a second.

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Oh.

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You want to tell me what
the taxicab was doing,

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uh, parked in front of
the Temple of Athena?

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Yeah... all right,
uh, it was, uh... uh...

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it was, uh, probably taking
Demitrius to the airport.

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Well, thank you.

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Well, as it turns out,

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you can now watch your game
with a clear conscience.

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I won't be doing that show after all.

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What changed your mind, Frasier?

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Well, Dr. Foster had
to cancel, and, uh...

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Dr. Sternin is going to take his place.

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Lilith Sternin?

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You mean that-- uh,
pardon my French--

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woman you once dated?

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That's a rather charitable
description, Cliff.

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Well, I just hope they can find someone

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to replace me as readily
as they did Dr. Foster.

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Can't handle debating a woman, eh?

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A woman, yes.

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An ice cube in heels, no!

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Look, I have no intention
of entering a debate

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with those cold, gray eyes and
those clever, smirking lips.

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I'd rather clip my nails in a Cuisinart.

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Oh, my.

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What's wrong?

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Oh, don't you see?

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Frasier's in love.

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He's what?

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Oh, come on, Sam.

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You're forgetting I was once

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romantically involved with Frasier.

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I know when he's enamored of someone.

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Didn't you see his nostrils flare?

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And everyone knows that hate
is not the opposite of love.

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Indifference is.

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Well, whatever you say.

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I really don't care.

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Touch?, Sam.

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Let's be honest.

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Quite often you've expressed

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feelings of antagonism toward me,

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and we both know how much you love me.

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I...

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I do not love you, Diane,

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and I have the nostrils to prove it.

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And you...

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You're wrong about Frasier.

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I mean, I know
psychobabble when I hear it,

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and I also...

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Wait. Uh...

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Frasier? There's a theory

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going around the bar

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that you're ticked off with Dr. Sternin

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because you're in love with her.

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What do you think?

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Well, that sounds like someone

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who doesn't know shortcake from Shinola.

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Hey, good guess,
good guess-- Diane.

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Oh, well, hmm.

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That's nothing but mere
cocktail-party psychology.

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Believe it or not, Sam,
it's actually possible

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to have hostile feelings toward someone

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without being in love with them.

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You mean I can actually hate Diane

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without having it mean
anything more than I hate her?

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Feel free. Ooh!

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Oh, I better cancel

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that appearance before it's too late.

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Hang on. There you go.

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Uh-oh!

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Frost warning.

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Good afternoon, Dr. Crane.

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Dr. Sternin.

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What a lovely surprise.

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I hope I can regard that as civility

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in light of today's situation,

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rather than sarcasm at my expense.

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No, that was completely at your expense.

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You know, I wasn't
going to do today's show

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when I heard you were the other guest,

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but then I realized I'd relish

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proving my superiority
over you in public.

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Yes, that appeals to me, too.

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So, I felt we should at least discuss

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some procedures of conduct.

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Ah, well...

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Don't you dare.

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My mistake.

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So, am I to assume that
you just naturally thought

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that I'd be at this
drinking establishment?

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Actually, knowing your
obsessive-compulsiveness,

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I checked with your service,

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and indeed, you'd left them

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a very complete itinerary of your day.

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I trust all went well
at the dry cleaner's.

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Thank you, yes.

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And I can assume from your questioning

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that you're attempting
to make idle conversation

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rather than articulating
some control dysfunction

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with my personal habits.

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That's correct.

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Are they fighting?

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First of all,

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I think any mention of
our past relationship

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could tarnish the objectivity
factor of the show.

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You call that a relationship?

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I mean, we dated one time.

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The closest we came to physical contact

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was when you closed
the car door on my hand.

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Are you repressing? Oh!

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Forgive me. Actually,
you're quite right.

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Yes, I should be
straightforward in telling you

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that you are passionless,
stoic and emotionally numb.

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Apology accepted. Merci.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure

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they're fighting.

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He just asked for mercy.

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00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,282
Secondly, I think perhaps we...

268
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,783
Look, Dr. Sternin, if you'll excuse me,

269
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,285
I have to cash a check and fill up

270
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,286
my gas tank before the show.

271
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,287
Yes, I know.

272
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,173
Have the attendant make sure your tires

273
00:10:24,173 --> 00:10:26,592
aren't as inflated as your ego.

274
00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,846
You know, you perplex me.

275
00:10:30,846 --> 00:10:32,515
Oh?

276
00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:35,434
Yes, normally people of
your limited physical appeal

277
00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,303
make up for it with
an actual personality.

278
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,895
Dr. Sternin, excuse me.

279
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,898
I overheard Dr. Crane's remarks.

280
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:49,899
If it's any consolation,

281
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,901
I can empathize with your hurt feelings.

282
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,904
If you'd like to share
any of them with me

283
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,907
as a fellow woman, I
would consider it an honor.

284
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,659
Who are you?

285
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:02,962
Diane Chambers.

286
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,965
I'm an old friend of
Dr. Crane's, a student,

287
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,750
and until my imminent marriage,

288
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,135
an employee here at Cheers.

289
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,136
Please, let's sit down.

290
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:14,140
Well, I suppose I am
just a little sensitive

291
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:17,009
when it pertains to my appearance.

292
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:20,763
Well, if I may be so bold
as to step into your arena,

293
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,065
I believe that

294
00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,567
Frasier's hostility

295
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:27,436
is masking a deep attraction to you.

296
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,275
Thank you, Diane.

297
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,778
It's been a long time since
I've had such a good laugh.

298
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,167
Why would Frasier Crane
be attracted to me?

299
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,418
I'm not that kind of woman.

300
00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:44,420
But you can be.

301
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,422
It just takes a little
softening of the edges.

302
00:11:46,922 --> 00:11:48,424
Perhaps loosen the bun a bit

303
00:11:48,424 --> 00:11:50,676
to relieve some of the
tension in your face.

304
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:53,462
I'm afraid it's not as easy as all that.

305
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,214
Oh, that's nonsense. Look...

306
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,015
I'm not far from here.

307
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,017
Why don't you come over to my place,

308
00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,385
and I'll show you what I mean?

309
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,220
We'll just put a little
more makeup on, or...

310
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,606
some.

311
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,358
I really don't think I can do that.

312
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,359
Oh, come on, Dr. Sternin.

313
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,729
You're going to be on television today.

314
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,647
A little refinement of your appearance

315
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,649
might give you an edge in the debate.

316
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,535
Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt.

317
00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:18,370
Good, good! Let me get my things.

318
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,622
Sam,

319
00:12:19,622 --> 00:12:21,207
may I have my purse, please? Oh,

320
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,042
and I'm going to be taking my lunch hour

321
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,043
a little early today.

322
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,544
Thank you for showing up at all.

323
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,547
You're welcome.

324
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,049
Shall we go?

325
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,417
You know, I've always

326
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,668
envied women like you

327
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,670
who could simply tumble
out of bed each morning

328
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:35,921
looking blonde and perky.

329
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,723
Oh, well, I must admit,

330
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,593
in my case, there is a
little labor involved.

331
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,844
A little labor?

332
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,847
She's calls in Local 416.

333
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,973
Yeah.

334
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:54,974
Oh. Yeah?

335
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:55,975
Come on, guys.

336
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,476
Yeah, I think they...

337
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,979
Okay, the tank's full,
and the gear's all loaded.

338
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,480
I got everything you could possibly need

339
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,865
for a fishing trip.

340
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,732
Uh, Woody, look, uh, we're right

341
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,234
in the middle of the game, huh?

342
00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:08,120
I got a battery-operated
portable TV in the car.

343
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,072
We got a few beers to
finish here yet, buddy.

344
00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:13,325
I got a cooler full
icing down in the trunk.

345
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,629
Yup, I think

346
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,630
the kid's outlasted us, Norm.

347
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,631
Hot dog!

348
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,633
Look out, trout!

349
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,419
Hey, if you guys don't
mind, I'll do the driving.

350
00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,004
All right, I got shotgun.

351
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,339
Wouldn't it be more sporting
to use a fishing pole?

352
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,342
Oh, this is gonna be great!

353
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,596
It's a
fumble. Davis picks it up

354
00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,097
for the Patriots, He's
got a clear field...

355
00:13:35,097 --> 00:13:36,599
Come on, come on, come on...

356
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,602
Aw, come on, Diane.

357
00:13:39,602 --> 00:13:41,103
It's a great game. What're you do...?

358
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:44,356
Now let's all check our watches.

359
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:50,913
Did we not promise to watch
Frasier's show at 4:00?

360
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,198
All right, everybody see it?

361
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,199
Yeah.

362
00:13:57,119 --> 00:13:58,504
All right, fine!

363
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,457
I'm not gonna play cat-and-mouse
with a silly remote control box.

364
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:03,459
You know, all you people ever see

365
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,961
of Frasier Crane is an ordinary Joe

366
00:14:06,462 --> 00:14:08,848
sitting at the bar
being one of the guys.

367
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,966
You should see him in his métier.

368
00:14:10,966 --> 00:14:13,185
He's a brilliantly perceptive man.

369
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,471
Does anybody have a
box that'll shut her up?

370
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:18,224
No, but I'd be glad to do it manually.

371
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,441
Oh!

372
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,693
Come on, you guys. We made a promise.

373
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,561
Aw, Sammy! Thank you, Sam.

374
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,697
First I'd like to introduce

375
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,148
Dr. Frasier Crane.

376
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:27,650
Dr. Crane is an eminent psychiatrist

377
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,651
here in the Boston area

378
00:14:29,151 --> 00:14:31,654
specializing in treatment of phobias.

379
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:34,907
Joining Dr. Crane in this discussion

380
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,408
is Dr. Lilith Sternin.

381
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,911
Dr. Sternin is a member
of the psychiatric staff

382
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,913
at Boston General Hospital.

383
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,919
Welcome, Dr. Sternin.

384
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:47,920
Thank you. Dr. Crane.

385
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,178
You really made her
look beautiful, Diane.

386
00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:59,682
Physician, heal thyself.

387
00:15:04,186 --> 00:15:07,022
You've made many
excellent points, Dr. Sternin.

388
00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:08,324
How do you respond to them,

389
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,326
Dr. Crane?

390
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,827
Dr. Crane?

391
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,329
Oh, excu... What was the question?

392
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:14,830
Oh, uh,

393
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,831
yes, of course.

394
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,832
Excuse me, uh...

395
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,335
Yes, my method of...

396
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,336
flooding, uh,

397
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,671
seeks out the patient's,

398
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,957
well, most sensitive and vulnerable spot

399
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,961
in the defense system, and, uh...

400
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,348
penetrates...

401
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,219
probing deeper and deeper

402
00:15:37,219 --> 00:15:40,723
into the patient's psyche,

403
00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:43,108
thrusting over and over.

404
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,529
And thereby uncovering the reality

405
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,398
behind the irrational fear.

406
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,870
Thank you, Dr. Crane.

407
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,872
Anything to add, Dr. Sternin?

408
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,873
Yes.

409
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,375
Uh...

410
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,876
Although

411
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,380
Dr. Crane's method is faster...

412
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:10,386
a slow and methodical approach
can be much more rewarding.

413
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,341
Gentle stroking of the psyche

414
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,760
will bring about a far more

415
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,763
intense release of emotion

416
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:26,151
building until the patient
quite often will literally

417
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,904
cry out in a release of

418
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,407
satisfaction and joy.

419
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,277
Point well taken.

420
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,199
This intellectual stuff's
getting me all hot.

421
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,203
This is embarrassing.

422
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,204
We shouldn't be watching this.

423
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,705
Mm.

424
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:49,091
Well, maybe just a little while... Yeah.

425
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:54,129
...and that concludes
this afternoon's program.

426
00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:55,514
Aw! Oh, no, no, hey.

427
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,515
Boo! Come on!

428
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,883
Dr. Sternin,

429
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:01,186
Dr. Crane, thank you for joining us.

430
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,188
Oh, excuse me.

431
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,191
For a written transcript
of this afternoon's show,

432
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,694
please send a self-addressed,
stamped envelope

433
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:13,198
to Psychology This Week, Box 84037,

434
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,701
Boston, Massachusetts,

435
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,203
0220...

436
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,072
5.

437
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,457
What was that box number again?

438
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,459
Uh, 02205.

439
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,051
Hey, fellas, how was the fishing trip?

440
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,053
Geez. It would have been a little better

441
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,054
without Cliff's jabbering.

442
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,057
Guy catches one fish,
turns into Ernest Hemingway.

443
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,979
Oh, congratulations, Cliff.

444
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,481
Thank you, Sammy.

445
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,484
Yeah, it was man against fish.

446
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,353
The rest of the world was shut out.

447
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,108
It was a good fish, a clean fish,

448
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,910
a strong fish.

449
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,996
A little fish.

450
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,034
Get that stinking,
slimy thing out of here.

451
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,537
And take your fish with you.

452
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,343
Oh, Frasier, I didn't expect

453
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,844
to see you here.

454
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,347
Thought you'd be exchanging
psychological positions

455
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,715
with Dr. Sternin.

456
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,186
Please, Sam.

457
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,055
I made a complete fool of
myself today and Dr. Sternin.

458
00:18:27,055 --> 00:18:28,524
If they'd had a hose at the studio,

459
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,393
they would have turned it on us.

460
00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:33,695
Actually, that sounds kind of fun.

461
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,950
I'll never be able to
look her in the eye again.

462
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,451
The only consolation is

463
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,820
that nobody ever watches that show.

464
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,989
Way to go, sex machine!

465
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,793
I'm ruined.

466
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,211
Half of New England saw me today

467
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,713
as a rutting pig.

468
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:52,631
Come on, Frasier.

469
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,383
You're not in rut, you're in love.

470
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,667
Oh, nonsense!

471
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,669
I don't think that because
two people breathe heavily

472
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,171
on a TV show is any cause for them

473
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,672
to declare their undying love.

474
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,141
Breathe heavily?

475
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,892
I thought you were gonna
suck in a chair there.

476
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,596
Listen, a TV station

477
00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:09,515
may not have been the
best place in the world

478
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:11,400
to sprout antlers, but it happened.

479
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,101
Go with it.

480
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,158
Dr. Sternin, you're...

481
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,777
back.

482
00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:25,614
Diane, I'd like to thank you
for your Pygmalion-like efforts.

483
00:19:25,614 --> 00:19:28,617
I'd like to, but I can't,
because they led to disaster.

484
00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:32,004
Good evening, Dr. Crane.

485
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,789
Dr. Sternin.

486
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:36,291
It's, uh, nice to see you again.

487
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:36,792
And you.

488
00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:41,296
I apologize for my overzealous
behavior this afternoon.

489
00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:42,798
And for making fools of us both.

490
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:44,299
Yes, well, I would also like

491
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,801
to apologize for my completely

492
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:47,302
unprofessional attitude, and

493
00:19:47,302 --> 00:19:48,303
I promise you that

494
00:19:48,303 --> 00:19:50,305
that sort of thing
will never happen again.

495
00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:51,306
Fine.

496
00:19:51,306 --> 00:19:52,808
I've already penned a letter

497
00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:54,810
to the American Psychiatric Association

498
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,311
apologizing for my behavior.

499
00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:58,697
I would suggest that you do likewise.

500
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,948
Of course, of course.

501
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:00,949
And I think

502
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,902
perhaps for the sake of our
professional reputations,

503
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,405
it's best we put this matter behind us

504
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,906
and go on with our lives.

505
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,291
Oh.

506
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,542
That is probably wise.

507
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,544
You see, I've already
lost three patients

508
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,413
as a result of today's fiasco.

509
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,664
That's odd.

510
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,049
I picked up three.

511
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,970
While we're on the subject,
Dr. Crane, I suggest

512
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,473
that your behavior indicates
an unacceptable level

513
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,475
of sexual frustration.

514
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,978
You strike me as a man who
needs professional help.

515
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,980
Or perhaps a girlfriend.

516
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,483
And you strike me as a woman

517
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,485
who could use a good cuffing.

518
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,487
Good day, Dr. Crane.

519
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,988
Good day, Dr. Sternin.

520
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,991
Uh, just a moment, Dr. Sternin.

521
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:43,992
Um...

522
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:47,746
Sam, isn't the refrigerator
door stuck again?

523
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,031
I don't think so. Oh,

524
00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:50,415
I think it is.

525
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,783
And we need a hairpin

526
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,669
to open it up. Dr. Sternin,

527
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,420
could we borrow a hairpin?

528
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,422
I don't see how a hairpin will help.

529
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,207
Strangely enough, it does.

530
00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:00,208
Oh, well,

531
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:01,710
don't you see?

532
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:02,711
What these

533
00:21:02,711 --> 00:21:06,214
two people who are
such geniuses at romance

534
00:21:06,214 --> 00:21:07,716
are trying to do

535
00:21:07,716 --> 00:21:10,218
is to get you to take your hair down,

536
00:21:10,218 --> 00:21:12,220
thinking that it will stimulate me

537
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,222
like some sort of Pavlovian dog.

538
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:18,727
So, why don't you just

539
00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,729
oblige them, get this
silliness over with

540
00:21:20,729 --> 00:21:22,230
so we can get on with our lives?

541
00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:29,738
You mean like this?

542
00:21:29,738 --> 00:21:32,240
Precisely.

543
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,210
You know what?

544
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,712
What?

545
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,080
I'm going to kiss you.

546
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,498
I'm going to

547
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,000
kiss you hard, and I'm
going to kiss you long.

548
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,004
But make no mistake about it,

549
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:47,506
I am going to kiss you.

550
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,641
In fact, I'm going to kiss
you like you've never...

551
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,649
Yes, like that.

552
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,650
Now listen, Lilith, I think

553
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,652
you and I have just been
too articulate for words.

554
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,654
We talk and we talk, and
what we really want to do

555
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,156
is show how we feel.
I think, Dr. Crane...

556
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,157
Look, I don't care what you think!

557
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,658
We both want to be animals.

558
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,026
Now I'm going back to my tastefully

559
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:08,994
decorated townhouse

560
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,495
and prove it.

561
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,998
Well, I-I suggest you come with me.

562
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,001
I think I see what you're trying

563
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,503
to do, Dr. Crane, and I
just want you to know...

564
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:20,872
it worked.

565
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:22,674
Let's go.

566
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,847
Isn't it exciting to see the blush

567
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,349
of new-found love on their faces?

568
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,850
Do you realize

569
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,352
we've just seen the birth of

570
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,104
a new ro... Don't you
have someplace to go?

571
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,307
Oh, yes.

572
00:22:39,307 --> 00:22:41,777
The concert.

573
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,029
By myself.

574
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,116
I'll go.

575
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:51,453
And sure, I'll be
alone, but I don't care.

576
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,455
Because I'm in love.

577
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,207
And no one who's

578
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,959
truly in love can ever be alone.

579
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,462
And I know my fellow loves me.

580
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,464
He just doesn't know it yet.

581
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,833
So I'll go to this concert,

582
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:08,170
listen to the music, and
dream again of the day

583
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:11,173
when he'll be sitting beside me,

584
00:23:11,173 --> 00:23:13,175
holding my hand,

585
00:23:13,175 --> 00:23:15,677
sharing the moment.

586
00:23:15,677 --> 00:23:16,928
That's my dream,

587
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:19,231
and mine alone.

588
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,098
And no one can...

589
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:22,434
Get her out of here!

590
00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:26,021
I'll go.

591
00:23:26,021 --> 00:23:28,907
Only if you really want to.

592
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,611
But this is not a date.

593
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:33,862
The fact that we sit together

594
00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:35,614
has nothing to do with anything.

595
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:36,915
We're gonna take separate cabs.

596
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,917
I will not talk to you
during the intermission.

597
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:39,918
I'm not gonna take you

598
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,420
anywhere afterwards,

599
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,422
and we will not mention
this ever again, okay?

600
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,923
Fine.

601
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:45,924
Okay.

602
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,427
Is that love, or what?