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- What a great day. Cliff.
- Sammy.

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How you doing?

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Something funny?

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A salesman came by this morning
with these new napkins.

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Read that one. It's terrific.

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- This isn't funny.
- That's not the funniest.

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Read some of the others.

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- What others?
- Here.

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I bought 30 gross. Take your pick.

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30 gross of two hunters saying,
"Did I hear a buck snort?"

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No. They're all different, Sam.

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Well, I'll be darned.

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That salesman.

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But two bucks snorting
is funny every time.

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You should've asked me first.

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Sorry. I was sure you'd love 'em.
These are real conversation starters.

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No, this is not
a conversation starter.

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- Seen these awful napkins?
- Yeah. They stink.

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See what I mean?
The place is a-buzz.

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<i>♪ Making your way in the world today
takes everything you've got. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Taking a break from all your worries,
sure would help a lot. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wouldn't you like to get away? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And they're always glad you came. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to be where you can see
our troubles are all the same. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to go where people know,
people are all the same. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪</i>

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<i>The Sox need a rally, they have
two out in the bottom of the ninth.</i>

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<i>The Yanks may have it sewn up,
as they lead 5-0. The pitch.</i>

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- Here's your drinks. Go, Red Sox!
- Miss, which drink is which here?

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What does this look like,
the Pepsi Challenge?

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Carla's getting her drinks mixed up

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because she's watching
that silly game.

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Snitch face!

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If you'd tried that
at St Clete's School for Girls,

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we'd have given you a pink belly
that glowed in the dark.

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I'd kinda like to see that.

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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm.

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- Norman.
- How you doing, Norm?

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Cut the small talk
and give me a beer.

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How come you're late?

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The boss kept me after.
I got chewed out a bit.

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Yeah? What for?

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I don't know.
Guess he doesn't have a dog.

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Alright. Our prayers are answered.
Normie, babe.

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- Yastrzemski's up with a man on.
- The fountain of youth. C'mon.

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- Now we'll get something going!
- C'mon now.

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- You and me, Yaz. My hero. My man.
- Popped it up! Sox lose again.

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You old fossil!

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That's it. That does it.

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May I have your attention?
I have an announcement to make.

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As of right now, Carla Tortelli
is no longer a Red Sox fan.

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No, really, I mean it this time.

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Now stop that, OK?

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Have I said that before?

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Give everybody a drink on me, Sam.

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- What's the occasion, Fred?
- My sister, Louise, died.

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Congratulations.
Just in the nick of time.

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Yeah, I was getting
pretty low on funds.

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What's going on?

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Fred here is the youngest
of 12 brothers and sisters

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- of a very wealthy family.
- I never cared for any of 'em.

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Every time one of them dies,
Fred here inherits their money.

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I think that's ghoulish.

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So did we,
the first six or seven times.

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Remember the night two of 'em
drove off the cliff in the fog?

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- Talk about a party.
- Yeah.

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OK, how we doing here?

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Yeah, another one, Sam,
but hold the napkin.

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What do we have here?
A Red Sox bar?

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Sorry about that, fans.
Another tough one in the loss column.

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We're closed.

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I just came from a classic massacre
of Boston by the Yankees.

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Tonight on the news,
you can watch the lowlights.

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You know, I can't see
why you people are such bad losers.

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You've had so much experience.

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- Who do you like, the Yankees?
- Another swift Bostonian.

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Yeah, I'm a Yankee fan.

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Back in the real city,
they call me Big Eddie.

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Pig Eddie?

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You made good time getting here.
I still hear the TV tubes cooling.

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I left right after the Red Sox fans
had their seventh-inning wretch.

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- Can I help you?
- Yeah, gimme a draught.

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You know, Big Ed,
the Sox are doing OK.

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Yeah? Since 1918, the Yankees
have won 23 world championships.

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And the Sox, zip.

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Want to talk about major poets from
New England as opposed to New York?

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Want to talk about
Nobel Prize winners in medicine?

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No.

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Philistines.

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- Fred, another round for everybody?
- No, Louise didn't have much money.

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But I'll be back.

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My 90-year-old brother, Bob,
is so wired up,

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you can get the Super Station on him.

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- Alright.
- So long, Freddie!

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We'll be thinking of him
during the next electrical storm.

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- Bye.
- Night, Freddie.

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- You homesick for the Bronx?
- Yeah.

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Here.

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You'll have to forgive Carla,
she gets overemotional at times.

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But bear in mind,
you are in an alien camp.

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Tact is perhaps
your wisest recourse.

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What did you get,
a vocabulary for Christmas?

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How'd you like to take a flying leap
up a knuckle sandwich?

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You gather my inference.

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C'mon, everybody, take it easy.
We're trying to run a friendly bar.

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Everybody sit back, relax.
Read a napkin.

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Great shot, kid.

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Well, you must admit,
the man's a jackal.

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I know you.

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- What's your name?
- Sam Malone.

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- Yeah, that's it.
- Yeah, I usually get it right.

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You used to be a relief pitcher
for the Boston Red Sox.

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- That's right.
- Hey, you didn't stink.

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Thanks.

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As I recall,
you had a darned good hard slider.

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And you're schlepping drinks?

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The great Sam "Maybe" Malone.

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That is "Mayday".

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- Let me buy you a drink.
- No, thanks.

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I didn't mean all that stuff.
C'mon, have a drink.

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- I don't drink.
- A ball player that don't drink?

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He doesn't drink any more.

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That's what happened.
And I thought you just lost it.

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He licked his booze problem
three years ago.

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What was it like pitching
at two guys at the same time?

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What was it like coming in
with bases loaded, and so were you?

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- Easy. I got her.
- It's OK, everybody, I'm fine.

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Sammy, you get a minute,
you wanna put a head on this here?

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- You alright?
- I'd better get this looked at.

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Right. There's a doctor
lives right near here.

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No, I was thinking
more on the lines of an attorney.

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Here's a guy, he's excellent.

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Coach.

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No, thanks, I got my own,
and he's damn good.

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You're legally responsible
for the actions of your employees.

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- You know that?
- It was a stupid mistake. I'm sorry.

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Mistake? That was an assault
in front of witnesses.

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I didn't see anything. I still don't.

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Sam, I ain't got nothing
against you, you run a clean bar.

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Fire her
and I'll forget the whole thing.

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There must be
some other way to settle this.

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Yeah? What d'you suggest?

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Well, certainly,
an apology's in order. Carla.

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I'm willing to listen.

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Listen, Sam, you fire her,
or I'm gonna take everything you got.

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Well, that's it, happy hour is over.

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- What you did was reprehensible.
- You do what you can.

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- You talked to your lawyer?
- Yeah, I finally got through.

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- What did he say?
- If he's worth a dime,

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he said by statute and precedence
this would be a tort.

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And there is substantial grounds
for cause of action.

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- How did you know that?
- Well, I picked it up in pre-law.

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I thought you were an English major?

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That was after art
and before psychology.

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Is there anything
you weren't in college?

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Blonde.

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- Check the yearbook, Carla.
- Don't. Just stop.

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Sam.

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Look, I'm sorry I got you in trouble.
I promise it won't happen again.

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How am supposed to I believe that?

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You've flown off the handle
too often.

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When?

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You don't remember throwing a man's
change at him from across the bar?

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The correct change.

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Carla, look,
you have a history of being...

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- ...abusive with customers.
- I'll handle this.

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A history of being
abusive with customers.

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Sam, he was insulting you.

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You don't know
when you're being insulted?

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I appreciate you defending me,
but I'm used to people riding me.

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In Yankee Stadium
I had to face 50,000 Eddies.

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I can defend myself without
having to call in Spider Lady.

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I did make a couple of nice moves.
Like when I...

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Carla, sit down. Look.

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I'm your friend and I like you.

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But I'm also a businessman, and
as such I don't like what you did.

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Look, I could get tough. My lawyer
wants me to do what Eddie asked.

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Fire me?

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C'mon. That's crazy.

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Carla, I could lose the bar.

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Sam, you can't fire me.
I need this job. Think of my kids.

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If I didn't have this job,
I'd have to stay home with them.

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Sam, you're not actually
thinking about it, are you?

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- This is Carla we're talking about.
- I know it's Carla!

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00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,481
Excuse me.
May I make a suggestion?

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Sure, honey, go ahead. What?

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Well, I have a close friend
who is a clinical psychologist.

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- That could work.
- What could work?

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Well, I don't know,
give the kid a chance to talk.

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This friend mentioned to me one time
that he has a therapy group

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for people who,
I hope you'll forgive me,

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for people who can't control
their tempers.

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- You think I'm wacko.
- Nobody used the word "wacko".

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You don't have to be wacko
to see a psychologist.

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Perfectly normal, happy people
consult psychologists.

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00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:16,064
In fact, get ready to laugh,

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00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:19,401
I have consulted him
professionally myself.

200
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,617
Are you one of his better jobs?

201
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,330
I'm trying to help you.

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00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,832
Carla, it might do you a lot of good.

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00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,959
Now you think I'm crazy.

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00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,171
I think you're a person
with a lot of anger inside.

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00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,340
Yeah? Well, stick it!

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00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,177
C'mon, would you?

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00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:50,891
Look, I grew up on Federal Hill
with six older brothers and sisters.

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00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:57,314
I mean, I worked all my life
to get this mean.

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00:14:57,439 --> 00:15:00,275
Now you're telling me
I have to learn nice?

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00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,320
I'm giving you one more chance.
Take it.

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OK.

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00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:15,791
Look, if I go see Whitey's shrink,
will you let me stay on?

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00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:20,629
Show me you're serious,
get some help, and I'll keep you on.

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00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,381
Thanks, Sam.

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00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,469
- Come on, let's go home.
- This is great!

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00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:31,849
Just great. A minute ago,
everything seemed so hopeless.

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00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,685
We were gonna lose Carla forever.

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00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,354
It's all turned around.
I feel wonderful.

219
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,440
All we need worry about now
is Eddie taking my bar.

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00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,609
That didn't last long.

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00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:48,574
I'm sorry, pre-law was after
literature and before psycho...

222
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:52,369
No, wait. Indian studies
totally slipped my mind.

223
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,414
How could I forget that?
It changed my life.

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00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:05,507
Fine, Eddie. Yeah.
See you in 15 minutes.

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00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,928
- So, Ed's coming over?
- Yeah, he's on his way.

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00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,139
When was he last here, Sam?

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Three weeks.

228
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,810
Gee, then he's seen the napkins.

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00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,564
Ed?

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00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,734
You mean that swineherd Ed
that's suing you?

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00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,360
Yeah, that's the one.

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00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,490
I see what you're doing.

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00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:33,702
You're taking advantage
of Carla's day off

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00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:38,832
to bring Ed in and fool him
into thinking you've fired Carla.

235
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It's a crass ploy.

236
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I'm gonna tell him Carla's in therapy
and ask him to understand.

237
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My way's better.

238
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,847
That Ed is not my favourite person.

239
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:58,435
He's a big pansy making
a big fuss over some intense pain.

240
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,646
How many times did you play hurt?

241
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:04,525
- Now and then.
- I must've got hit by 100 fastballs.

242
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:09,988
- In fact, it was my specialty.
- You specialised in getting hit?

243
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:14,159
- Yeah.
- He led the league in HBPs twice.

244
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,161
Hit By Pitches.

245
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:20,165
I perfected it
when I was with the St Louis Browns.

246
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,085
I could get to first base
on any pitch.

247
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:28,131
What I'd do was, I'd get up there
and lean my body into the pitch.

248
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:31,051
Sometimes I took one
right in the old melon.

249
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,638
But I really
made a science out of it.

250
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I became a master.

251
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,809
Here, try to miss me.

252
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,396
Diane, stand there.

253
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:46,400
Now, I got the batter's box
marked off back there

254
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,610
at exactly 50 feet, six inches.

255
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,405
You ready? OK, here we go.

256
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,534
- Has he done this before?
- Lots.

257
00:17:56,869 --> 00:18:02,082
Diane, in those days, we didn't wear
batting helmets either.

258
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,084
This is ridiculous.

259
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,087
He'll stay there all night
unless you throw.

260
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,965
OK, honey, I'm ready. Let her rip!

261
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,927
- Come on, baby.
- Alright!

262
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:17,598
- I won't get it anywhere near him.
- That's the whole point.

263
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,274
I'm on my way to first.

264
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,695
Way to hum, girl.
Right on the old honeydew.

265
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:35,824
I really had to dive for that one,
but I still got the old touch.

266
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,993
Hi, everybody.

267
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:40,954
Carla. Hi.

268
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,499
It's Carla. And Ed's on his way over.

269
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,792
Thanks for reminding me.

270
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:49,963
Carla. What the hell are you
doing here on your day off?

271
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:55,636
I brought my shrink to meet you all.
He wanted to put names with faces.

272
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,554
Dr Graham, this is my boss, Sam.

273
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,139
- How do you do?
- Hi.

274
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:05,229
- And this is Coach Pantusso.
- Hi. So you're a psychologist?

275
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,231
Our jobs are a lot alike.

276
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,567
Because we both listen
to people's problems all day?

277
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,861
Well, there's that, too.

278
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:18,283
It's really nice to meet you, Doctor.

279
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:21,745
- Hello, Doctor.
- Hello, Diane. How are you?

280
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:26,166
- In what sense?
- Pardon me?

281
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:32,089
You mean, "How are you?",
not "How are you?"

282
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,133
- If that's what you meant, I'm fine.
- Good.

283
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:38,720
It's good to see you,
but I should get back to work.

284
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:42,015
Nothing personal,
I'm just a hard worker.

285
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:46,311
- Not that I'm obsessed with work.
- Diane, get some pretzels.

286
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,106
Hi, Sam.

287
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,318
What's she doing here?

288
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:57,155
Ed, why don't you sit down
way over there?

289
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:03,871
Listen, I asked you over here
to talk about Carla tonight.

290
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,664
She's still working here.

291
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,960
I thought my attorney
made my position clear on that.

292
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,962
Well, yes, he did.

293
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,922
Table for one. Sit down.

294
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:20,429
See, Carla is seeing a therapist.
She's trying to work things out.

295
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:25,475
She wants to be the kind of waitress
that you'd enjoy being waited on by.

296
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:29,980
You just ended that sentence
with two prepositions.

297
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,608
Don't you have customers
to deal with?

298
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,027
That ended with a preposition, too.

299
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:38,780
Don't you have customers
to deal with, mullet-head?

300
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,241
Look...

301
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,499
So, you're in therapy?

302
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,710
Yes.

303
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,937
I've come a long way, though.

304
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:15,400
Well, I don't believe it,
and I want you outta here.

305
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:21,782
Ed? It's a long process.

306
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:23,200
- Sometimes...
- Sam?

307
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,792
Ed, gimme a break.

308
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:37,506
I've been working damn hard
and I'm better.

309
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,384
- Yeah?
- Yes.

310
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,471
Boston... stinks.

311
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:55,482
- This bar stinks.
- No, it's alright.

312
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,821
You're a crummy waitress.

313
00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:02,656
- Wait a minute.
- Let it go.

314
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:05,534
- You're doing wonderfully.
- Hang in there.

315
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,497
You're short.

316
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,546
You're obnoxious.

317
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:24,344
- You're a terrible dresser!
- That's low.

318
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:36,231
Sam Malone was a terrible pitcher!

319
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:40,152
Ted Williams was overrated!

320
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:46,700
- Bobby Orr was a wimp!
- Eddie, I'd stay away from hockey.

321
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,288
I hit a soft spot, huh?

322
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,873
OK.

323
00:22:53,540 --> 00:23:01,632
The Bruins are a bunch
of ugly, stupid sissies!

324
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,344
C'mon, Ed,
how much more do you need?

325
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:10,516
OK, Sam.
I'm gonna drop the whole thing.

326
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,771
Working here is punishment enough.

327
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,651
I wish you hadn't said that
about the Bruins.

328
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,569
Why, you a Bruins fan?

329
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:24,947
No.

330
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,491
I'm a Bruin.

331
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,537
Let me walk you to your car.

332
00:23:34,832 --> 00:23:39,169
I wanna show you some of those
sissy things I got suspended for.

333
00:23:41,839 --> 00:23:43,841
Alright!

334
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:48,428
- Carla, that was wonderful.
- I'm so proud of you.

335
00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:51,098
- A new woman.
- My psychologist...

336
00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:53,100
Carla, how did you do it?

337
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,937
Nothing to it. I've been working
on this, haven't I, Doc?

338
00:23:57,062 --> 00:24:01,859
We had some great sessions. I just
used this trick Dr Graham taught me.

339
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:05,445
I imagined a small point
way off in the distance...

340
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:09,491
- Carla. Where's that beer?
- Shut up! We're celebrating!

341
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:14,037
I just kept thinking of that point.
He never fazed me, I'm telling you.

342
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:16,582
With a little deep breathing...