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OK.
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Shot of bourbon. Beer chaser.
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Bloody Mary without Tabasco,
and with extra Tabasco.
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Coffee. Cream. Sugar. Sweet'N Low.
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CC water back. Pretzels.
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Pitcher of water with three glasses.
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Those are our drinks.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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I don't suppose I could impose upon
you people to save me a few steps?
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Thanks. Thank you, really.
Thanks so much.
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Free pretzels for everybody.
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♪ Making your way in the world today
takes everything you've got. ♪
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♪ Taking a break from all your worries,
sure would help a lot. ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always glad you came. ♪
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♪ You want to be where you can see
our troubles are all the same. ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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♪ You want to go where people know,
people are all the same. ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
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Norman.
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- Beer, Norm?
- I've heard of that stuff.
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Better give me a tall one
in case I like it.
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- Another day, another dollar.
- 50 cents after taxes.
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- Hey, Norm.
- Hey, girl. How's the kids?
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Two of them are ugly, one's obnoxious
and one's just stupid.
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He's my favourite.
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- Get me Gus.
- Yes, sir. Right away. Gus who?
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Don't be a wise guy. Just get him.
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Alright, yes, sir.
Norm, do you know a Gus?
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- Gus who?
- He hates that question.
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Gus, the owner of this bar.
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I know who you mean.
That was two owners ago.
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I'll never forget that guy.
He had such a great name. Gus.
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I came from Seattle to talk to him.
Gus is the man.
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You got troubles, you take 'em
to Gus, he straightens you up.
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I've gotta be back in Seattle
Thursday night.
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Take it easy.
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Listen, I managed in the minors,
I coached in the majors,
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I've been a bartender for five years.
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I've had my share
of people with problems.
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Why not give me a try?
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My son comes home from college
with his new fiancé, who's black.
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And your son's not?
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Yo, Coach.
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Get Gus.
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I'll make a few calls.
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Good idea. Give me a Scotch.
I'll be right back.
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- Holy... !
- What's the matter, Norm?
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Somebody pinch me.
I've got to be hallucinating.
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Look at those legs!
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If they're attached to anything,
even a truck, I'm gonna marry it.
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Please come down here. Please.
She's coming down here!
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Alright, everybody, just act natural.
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This I gotta see.
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I don't believe this. I feel like
I've been transported in time
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back to a fraternity house
in the '50s.
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Come on, guys. In this day and age,
aren't we beyond ogling women?
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Holy... !
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Norm, is that the one?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Excuse me, miss.
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The gentleman at the end of the bar
would like to buy you an automobile.
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- May I help you?
- White wine, please.
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- White wine.
- Here, allow me. I got it.
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- Thank you very much.
- You're very welcome.
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Don't get your hopes up, boys.
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As soon as Sam comes out here,
it's dinner for two at his place.
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Come on.
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I hardly think that's the sort
of woman Sam would go out with.
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Listen, she may not
be flashy enough for Sammy.
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They had Sammy in mind
when they built her.
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Really? I don't buy that.
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I know I've only worked here
a short time,
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but it seems to me
Sam has more depth than that.
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Follow me.
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Sam, would you come here a second?
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Carla, never disturb me...
unless there's a customer.
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No, don't drink that.
I've got something much better.
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I think you're gonna like this.
It's an amusing little wine.
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You like to laugh?
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- I love to laugh. How did you know?
- Call it a hunch.
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The great ones make it look so easy.
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Is there chance that you and I could
go someplace and laugh together?
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My mother told me
to watch out for guys in bars.
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Well then, let's get out of this bar
so you don't have to worry.
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I do feel like a movie tonight.
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I've been in the mood
for a movie all day long.
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- What kind of movie shall we see?
- Something short.
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Could you be a little more specific?
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Does anybody know any good movies?
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What's that new Australian film
that's good?
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No. No Australian films.
I hate subtitles.
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This one's no problem. It's dubbed.
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Will you excuse me?
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Diane, can I talk to you
in the poolroom?
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Sure.
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I'll be right back. What's your name?
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Brandee. With two Es.
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Brandee with two Es?
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A big company like this,
they spelled it wrong.
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- OK, what was that all about?
- What was what all about?
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All that laughing and stuff?
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"I love to laugh."
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- Diane, can we have two beers?
- Coming up.
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- No. Not right now.
- Sam, we're thirsty.
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Drink chalk.
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Sam, I didn't mean anything by that.
I laughed. Life is funny.
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Correct me if I'm wrong,
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but I get the impression
that you don't approve of Brandee.
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Is that Brandy with a Y or two Es?
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I may be the dim ex-baseball player
and you're the postgraduate,
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but I'm the boss
and I didn't hire you as a critic,
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- I hired you as a waitress.
- You'd never know it by me.
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Beer. With two Es.
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Will you guys just sit down
for a minute, please?
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Thank you.
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Why don't you be honest with me?
You think Brandee's dumb.
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- I never said that.
- But you think she's dumb.
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- I don't know that I think that.
- Diane, she's a tree stump. Come on.
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I guess she'll do
until dumb comes along.
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Well, thank you very much.
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The truth comes out.
She's a total airhead.
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- Incredible body, no mind.
- Who?
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I don't think that.
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To you, Brandee's a one-night woman.
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Built for cheap laughs,
wild times and easy sex.
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- Where?
- Will you just admit it?
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Sam, I've got a message for you.
Your date, Miss Bigbuckets?
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She told me to tell you
she's getting a little "ootsy".
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Get her out. The customers are
warping the wood with their drool.
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- Diane, come here. Listen...
- Wait a minute.
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I don't mean to criticise.
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In a way, I was complimenting you.
You can do better.
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I don't want to do better.
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There are certain things in this life
that I really like,
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and nobody's gonna change my mind.
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I like fun women,
hot dogs, game shows.
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I don't care what anybody says.
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Did you read
they found rat parts in hot dogs?
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I like rat parts. It's my
favourite part of the hot dog.
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OK.
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And one more thing I like. Brandee.
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I sensed something very special
going on there.
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So if you'll excuse me, that very
special somebody is waiting for me.
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Fine.
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- Coach?
- Yeah?
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- Where's Brandee?
- She just left with some guy.
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- She what?
- Looked like the real thing, Sam.
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If I see one sign that you're
enjoying this, you're in trouble.
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How about a couple of beers
for the boys in the poolroom?
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OK.
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Another beer, Norm?
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Yeah. One quick one
and then it's adios for sure.
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Here you go. No, it's a guy.
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Coach, any word from Gus yet?
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Yeah, Leo.
He can't drop by tonight. He's dead.
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- Oh, no.
- Leo, it happens.
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I can't believe it. Gus is gone?
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Nobody can replace Gus.
Gus had all the answers.
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All but one.
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- What am I gonna do without Gus?
- Leo, will you stop it?
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Ever since you came through
that door, it's been Gus, Gus, Gus.
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I mean, it's Gus this and Gus that,
and I'm fed up with it.
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I'm taking you on.
You and all your problems.
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- Come on, sit down.
- I don't know.
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Sit, Leo.
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Sit!
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Throw your problems on the bar.
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- Come on, give him a chance.
- He's ready for you.
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Nothing to be afraid of.
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My son comes home from college
with his new fiancé, who's black.
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I thought about that. It's a tough
one, but I think I've got it.
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- Wait a minute cos there's more.
- No, hold it, Leo.
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Leo, it's a problem
of communication.
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Here's what you do,
when you get home,
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you sit the kids down
and say to your boy...
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- What's your boy's name?
- Ron.
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What's Ron's fiancé's name?
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- Rick.
- Rick. So, you say...
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You say, "Rick, Ron..."
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Rick and Ron?
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Suck it up, Coachie.
Hang tough in there.
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Leo...
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Leo, if you're that unhappy about it,
just throw him out
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and tell him you never want
to see him again.
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I can't do that. I love the kid.
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- I see what you're saying.
- You do? What?
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If I can't accept the kid
the way he is, I'll lose him.
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Boy, that's good.
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When you put it that way,
what choice do I have?
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Thanks, Coach.
You're not Gus, but you're not bad.
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Leo, even Gus isn't Gus any more.
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- Thanks, Coach.
- Alright, Coach!
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Alright, Coach.
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You got him. You really took him.
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Took him? I had him for breakfast.
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Coach, where's Sammy?
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Out, where else?
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Again? He's been out
with a different dolly every night.
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He's overcompensating
for feelings of inadequacy
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with an ostentatious display
of hormonal activity.
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That's our Sammy.
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Let me tell you something.
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There are drawbacks
to dating beautiful women.
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Yeah? Like what?
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You can't eat ltalian
cos always they're on diets.
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00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,582
You can't go outside
cos the wind will muss their hair.
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You can't go to hockey games
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cos they might get hit
in the face with a puck.
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Where's the fun?
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Carla, the fun's in the fun.
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Yes. Unlimited sex.
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The adult male's version
of owning a candy store.
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But tell me, once you've consumed
as much sex
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for as long as you want it,
what would you do then?
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I'd help the poor.
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- I can't stay long.
- One drink.
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The man's got a harem.
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- You all know Debra.
- Hi, Coach. Hi, guys.
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Diane, this is Debra.
Debra, this is Diane.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Debra.
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- What are you drinking?
- A very dry martini.
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That's a very classy order.
We're gonna have a very dry martini.
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Nothing for me.
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We just back from Symphony Hall.
Heard Mozart's Symphony No.41.
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Sometimes called
the Jupiter Symphony.
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Debra's idea.
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I haven't heard a lot
of classical music, but I like it.
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What was that comment
you made in the intermission?
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"Give me a cigarette"?
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Not that one.
The smart one about the music.
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Yeah. I said, "It's hard
to believe that all that music
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could come out of one man's head."
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- "One man's head."
- I heard.
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Where else could it come out of?
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I read in the programme
that Mozart died when he was 35.
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Imagine writing all that music
before you're 35.
241
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Slow down. You're giving us
too much to think about.
242
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I have got to be going somewhere.
243
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,959
Just as well. Our heads are spinning.
244
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Wait. Debra,
you forgot your programme.
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- Thank you.
- I love Mozart, too.
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- This programme's two years old.
- Is it?
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Yes.
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Well then, Mozart must have been
37 years old when he died.
249
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I didn't say
we came straight from the concert.
250
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OK, we went to see Star Wars again
and I'm glad.
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- How did I do?
- Well...
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Thanks.
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- Don't.
- Fine.
254
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I'm gonna play pool.
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Carla?
256
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,354
You've known Sam a long time.
257
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Has he ever had a relationship
with an intelligent woman?
258
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That's the best I've seen.
259
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,824
- What about his ex-wife?
- That was his ex-wife.
260
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I'm gonna go back there
and talk to him.
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"Blonde Chick
Dies in Billiard Accident."
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- Sam?
- Go away. I'm reading Plato.
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- May I speak with you for a moment?
- No.
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I came in to cheer you up a little.
265
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I know why you brought Debra here.
266
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You're trying to prove
you date smart women.
267
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,157
No, I brought Debra here
for a drink. This is a bar.
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Come on.
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- No, it's a bar. Is this a bar?
- Yes.
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Excuse me.
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I sense that you're unhappy
right now.
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Unhappy? I'm not unhappy.
I'm on top of the world.
273
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What a life I lead.
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00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:39,847
Tomorrow, I'm going out with
a girl who wears a pinwheel hat.
275
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,434
Would you stop making jokes
and talk to me?
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OK, I'm all cheered up now.
You can leave. Thanks.
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Why are you so upset?
278
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,701
This week, I have gone out
with all the women I know.
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All the women I really enjoy.
280
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:07,624
All of a sudden, all I can
think about is how stupid they are.
281
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:12,629
My life isn't fun any more,
and it's because of you.
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- Because of me?
- Yeah. You're a snob.
283
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,390
- A snob?
- Yeah, that's right.
284
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:28,353
Well, you're a rapidly ageing
adolescent.
285
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,024
Well, I would rather be that
than a snob.
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00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:36,737
- And I would rather be a snob.
- Well, good, because you are.
287
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:41,241
Do yourself a favour. Go back
to your tootsies and your rat parts.
288
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,870
I'd hate to see the bowling alleys
close on my account.
289
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,371
Wait a minute.
290
00:20:46,497 --> 00:20:50,459
Are you saying that
I'm too dumb to date smart women?
291
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:53,837
I'm saying that
it would be very difficult for you.
292
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:57,966
A really intelligent woman would see
your line of BS a mile away.
293
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,010
You think so?
294
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:05,974
Well, I've never met an intelligent
woman that I'd want to date.
295
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:11,688
On behalf of the intelligent women
around the world, may I just say...
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00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,404
Well, come on.
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00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,449
Wait. It depends
what kind we're talking about.
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00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,576
- Just the average.
- Any kind.
299
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:29,498
You take your average whale's
intestines and stretch 'em out,
300
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:32,292
you're looking at three miles
and change.
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00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,254
You win again, Coach.
302
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:38,340
This man knows his animal kingdom.
303
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,135
It's getting late.
304
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:47,766
It's about time this old cowpoke
moseyed off to the bathroom.
305
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:59,653
Black Label over, Bloody Mary,
a shot of vodka.
306
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:05,325
Look, I am sorry.
I said a lot of stupid things.
307
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:10,664
I shouldn't have. I apologise.
I was kind of upset.
308
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,337
OK, I'm sorry, too.
309
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,924
We both got a little carried away.
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Especially you.
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00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:32,019
- Well, I'll be darned.
- What?
312
00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:36,023
- Nothing. I just noticed something.
- What?
313
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:40,235
I guess
I've never looked into your eyes.
314
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,488
Something wrong with them?
315
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:48,452
No. I just don't think I've ever seen
eyes that colour before.
316
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:53,290
Matter of fact, I don't think
I've ever seen that colour before.
317
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,251
Yes, I have.
318
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,506
Where?
319
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:05,928
I was on a ski weekend
up at Stowe.
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00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,431
I was coming in late one day,
321
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:14,061
last person off the slope
as the sun had just gone down.
322
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:17,272
The sky became
this incredible colour.
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00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,609
I usually don't notice
things like that,
324
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:23,654
and I found myself walking
around in the cold,
325
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:26,907
hoping that it wouldn't change,
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00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:30,786
wishing that I had somebody there
to share it with.
327
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:35,624
Afterwards, I tried to convince
myself that I'd imagined that colour,
328
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,125
that I hadn't seen it,
329
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:40,963
that nothing on this earth
could be that beautiful.
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00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:43,757
Now I see I was wrong.
331
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,723
Wouldn't work?
332
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,477
What?
333
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:59,356
An intelligent woman
would see right through that.
334
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,864
In a minute.
335
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,366
Damn.