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How about a beer, chief?
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How about an ID?
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An ID?
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That's very flattering!
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Wait till I tell the missus.
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Ah, military ID.
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First Sergeant Walter Keller,
born 1944.
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That makes you 38.
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- Must've fought in Vietnam?
- Oh yeah.
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- What was it like?
- It was gross.
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Yeah, that's what they say.
War is... gross.
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I'm sorry, soldier.
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This is the thanks we get.
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♪ Making your way in the world today
takes everything you've got. ♪
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♪ Taking a break from all your worries,
sure would help a lot. ♪
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♪ Wouldn't you like to get away? ♪
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♪ Sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always glad you came. ♪
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♪ You want to be where you can see
our troubles are all the same. ♪
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♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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♪ You want to go where people know,
people are all the same. ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Sumner, this is crazy.
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Diane, we're about to be married.
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Married! Congratulations!
Let's celebrate with a drink.
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I think not.
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I give it six months.
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Perhaps we won't have children
right away.
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- Come on. Let's sit here.
- We have a plane to catch.
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I insist you have my grandmother's
antique gold wedding ring.
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Didn't you say it's still on your
ex-wife's finger? I don't need it.
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- You're enough for me.
- True. But symbols are important.
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Let me call Barbara and see if
she's home. The phone's back here.
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As long as we're here,
let's celebrate with some champagne.
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Hello? Sam?
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Are you Sam?
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- Yes.
- Yes, he's here.
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Someone named Vicki.
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No.
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No, she knows you're here.
I told her you're here.
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Well...
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Now, look...
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I'm sorry, I was wrong.
He had to step out.
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Where?
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Well, I think what happened is he...
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...he had... to go to mime class.
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Yes, I'll take a message.
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You're welcome.
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- Well?
- You're a magnificent pagan beast.
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Thanks. What's the message?
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Listen, I didn't like doing that.
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I'm sorry. If I didn't own
this place, I'd fire me on the spot.
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For lying for me,
I'll buy you your first drink.
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I'd like a bottle
of your best champagne.
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It wasn't that great a lie.
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- No, we'll pay for it.
- We're on our way to get married.
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Then this is on me. Congratulations.
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Barbara was home.
She said I can come over.
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Well, do you want me to go with you?
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No, it could get a trifle sticky.
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Besides, if she saw the dazzling
beauty who's about to succeed her,
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it would break her heart again.
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Sumner, I'm not beautiful.
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Blasphemy.
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So where's the ceremony gonna be?
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- Tomorrow, in Barbados.
- Nice.
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I'm Dr Sumner Sloane, Professor
of World Literature at BU.
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He has an article in Harper's.
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Diane's been my teaching assistant
for two years.
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Today, I was sitting in my office
with Diane.
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I looked up from my Proust,
she had her nose in her Yeats.
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I said to myself, "I would be crazy
to let this girl get out of my life."
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So, right there on the spot,
I said, "Let's get married."
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What he actually said was,
"Come with me and be my love,
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and we will
some new pleasures prove."
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- That's Donne.
- I certainly hope so.
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No. John Donne, the poet.
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Well, that's lovely.
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Listen, I must dash.
I'll be back in ten minutes.
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- Excuse me, what's your name?
- Sam.
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Listen, Sam, old man,
I have an errand to run.
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Diane will stay here. I'd appreciate
it if you would keep an eye on her.
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For you, Sumner, old man,
I'll keep both my eyes on her.
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Sumner, am I stupid to let you go see
a woman you were once in love with?
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Darling,
I'm leaving you alone in a bar.
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- Which one of us is the stupider?
- Too close to call.
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In any case, you sit at the bar
and chat with Sam while I'm gone.
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I'll be back before you know it
with your wedding ring.
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He's quite a fella, your fiancé.
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Listen, you don't have to
make conversation with me.
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I'm not in the habit
of talking with bartenders.
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I understand. One's trying
to move into my neighbourhood.
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Call that a football team?
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- What's wrong, Coach?
- The Patriots did it again.
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This is the worst draft yet.
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They got a first-round pick.
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Did they get a jackrabbit
for the backfield? No.
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A gunslinger at quarterback? No.
A linebacker they get.
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I've seen a good linebacker
turn a team around.
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Yeah, me, too.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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I hope nobody told you
the bus goes by here.
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She'll be here for a while.
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Excuse me. I hate to keep asking
for special attention,
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but could you not discuss
my private life with everyone?
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- What would you like me to tell him?
- I don't care.
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- She's a hooker.
- Yeah?
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- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
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- Carla's late again.
- Nuts.
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OK, I'm late! My kid was throwing up
all over the place.
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You don't buy that excuse, I quit.
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I don't work for a man who has
no compassion for my children.
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And you're not exactly swamped here.
I'm usually punctual.
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If you don't like it, fine.
This ain't such a great job.
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I'm gonna change.
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Think I was too hard on her?
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- Hiya, Coach.
- Hi, Carla.
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Patriots finally got
the linebacker they needed.
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Are you nuts? They're up to
their ears in linebackers!
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That's true. They do have a lot.
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I love to see a woman
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who isn't afraid
to take her luggage out for a drink.
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She doesn't want to be disturbed.
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Well, tell Her Nibs I'm sorry.
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
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- Norm, what do you know?
- Not enough.
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What do you think
of the Patriots' draft?
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They need linebackers
like I need antlers.
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That new linebacker will put 'em
in the Super Bowl.
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He'll probably do that.
I got an awful headache.
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Sox lost again today, Sam.
Sure could have used you.
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Not in the shape I'm in, Norm.
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You, miss!
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Wouldn't you love to see Sammy
flinging the horsehide?
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Flinging what?
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Don't you know who he is? He was
one of the best pitchers in baseball.
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Samuel "Mayday" Malone.
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I coached this kid in Pawtucket in
double-A, and up here with the Red Sox.
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He was one of the best relievers
ever to play the game.
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- Take it easy, Coach.
- No, I mean it, he was the very best.
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- Sure as the earth is round.
- You don't believe that, Coach.
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I didn't until I saw those pictures
from the space shuttle.
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00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:13,279
Sam once struck out Cash, Kaline and
Freehan with a tying run on second.
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How long is the wimp convention
in town?
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Carla, heel.
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If you were so good,
why aren't you still playing?
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I developed an elbow problem.
I bent it too much.
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You were a drunk?
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Are you kidding?
He was a great drunk.
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Anything he did, it was great.
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I was not a great drunk.
I was a good drunk.
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Are you drunk now?
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I haven't had a drink in three years.
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I'm proud you licked it, Sammy.
Must've been hell.
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- Why do you own a bar?
- I bought it when I was a drunk.
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I held on to it
for sentimental reasons.
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You, miss. What you reading?
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00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,370
A book?
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00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,417
Excuse me. Where is your bathroom?
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Next to my bedroom.
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Down the hall.
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So, what's Goldilocks's story?
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- Never mind.
- Come on, Sam.
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- Why can't you tell us?
- Yeah, what's the big deal?
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Take it easy.
Sam's shy about these things.
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- I'll fill you in. She's a hooker.
- She's not a hooker.
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Well, not in the traditional sense.
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She's not a hooker at all.
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Finest young lady I ever met.
My head is killing me.
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Look, she does not want
to be bothered.
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She's waiting for her fiancé.
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They're going to the Caribbean
to get married. OK?
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They missed you.
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Another beer, Norm?
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Well, yeah, one more quick one.
Thanks.
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- He's not back yet?
- No.
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Why don't you make a run for it?
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You're a bitter little person,
aren't you?
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Yeah. Well, I have a right to be.
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- My husband left me with four kids.
- Four kids?
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Right. And after I paid his way
through school hustling drinks.
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What school did your husband go to?
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The Colletti Academy.
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TV repair.
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So the minute he graduated,
he left me.
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Said I wouldn't fit in with the
other repairmen's wives. Big shot!
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00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:14,877
- He sounds like a cur.
- Yeah. Well, he's not all bad.
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He still fixes my set
and only bills me for parts.
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If it's my missus, I'm on my way.
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Cheers. Yeah, just a sec.
Is there an Ernie Pantusso?
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- That's you, Coach.
- Speaking.
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I'd like two draughts
and a Scotch on the rocks.
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00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:38,984
That group's arguing
about the sweatiest movie ever made.
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The what?
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00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,364
What movie
did people sweat most in?
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00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,115
That's easy. Rocky II.
197
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,744
No, not even close.
Body Heat. Sweat city.
198
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,705
Ben Hur. The boys
in that galley sweat like pigs.
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00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,875
Alien. Buckets.
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The night before my wedding and
I'm in the middle of a sweat contest.
201
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,469
Speaking of sweat,
here's a little-known fact.
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00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:10,099
Women have fewer sweat glands than
men, but they're larger, more active.
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00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:15,854
- The human body.
- Consequently, they sweat more.
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00:14:15,979 --> 00:14:17,189
Really?
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00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:22,111
Sure. How about you, miss?
What are your perspiration patterns?
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00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,704
Sumner, I'm so glad to see you.
207
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:37,209
These men have been arguing
over the sweatiest movie ever made.
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00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,087
- Cool Hand Luke.
- That's one!
209
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:46,051
What happened to you?
It's been over an hour.
210
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:49,346
Diane, that woman is extraordinary.
211
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,934
- Did she give you the ring?
- I couldn't take it.
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00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,980
- We've got a plane to catch.
- Diane, I love you.
213
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:01,984
But when I was with Barbara,
something stirred inside me.
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00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,444
We can talk about it on the flight.
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00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,697
I can't fly to Barbados
this confused.
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00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,616
It's OK, the pilot knows the way.
217
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,746
I love your wit.
218
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,749
You're a beautiful child.
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- Let's go to Barbados.
- Let's go to Barbados.
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- Who isn't here?
- Me.
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Cheers. Just a minute.
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00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:40,230
If you're not, I apologise,
but is your name Sumner Sloane?
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00:15:40,355 --> 00:15:41,481
Yes, it is.
224
00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,614
Hello?
225
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:53,827
No, it's alright.
She understands and I understand.
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00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,998
Barbara, that's very human of you.
I'll be right over.
227
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,796
And, Barbara,
your depth frightens me.
228
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,384
She insists that you have the ring.
229
00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:11,845
We won't have time
to catch our flight.
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00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:16,475
You call and get us
on a later flight. I'll get the ring.
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00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,560
- Sumner...
- Yes?
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00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:22,356
- How about a kiss?
- Maybe. I'll play it by ear.
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00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:52,344
Cheer up, cookie.
He may have been in an accident.
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00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:57,933
I'm knocking off, Sam.
Home to my book.
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00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:02,229
- Still working on that novel?
- Yeah, coming on six years now.
236
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,440
I got a feeling
I might finish it tonight.
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00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:09,611
- You're writing a novel?
- No, reading one.
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Wait a second.
I want you to take Norm home.
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- Norm!
- I'm up.
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One quick one
then I really gotta fly.
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- Coach will take you home.
- I'll give you a lift.
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- Goodnight, Sam.
- Goodnight.
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Coach, we stop somewhere,
I'll buy you a beer.
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Norm, you're in here every night.
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Doesn't your wife wonder
where you're at?
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Wonders. Doesn't care.
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Night, Sam.
Thanks for letting me bend your ear.
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That's OK, Ron. Goodnight.
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You must get real tired
of hearing people cry in their beer.
250
00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:07,043
I wonder why people
tell bartenders their problems.
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- It's kind of sad, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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These poor wretches
with no one in the world to turn to
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but some stranger who mixes drinks.
254
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,849
I met Sumner two years ago.
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I was so flattered
when he went out of his way
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to pick me as his teaching assistant.
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00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,278
I'm still kind of in awe of him,
you know.
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He's the most brilliant man
I've ever known.
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For the last two years, he's been
the most important thing in my life,
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and now I may be losing him.
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Come on.
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Look, you are
a very attractive young lady.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. Sure.
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00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:06,436
You're gonna find someone a lot
better than that goofy professor.
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Goofy? Are you talking about Sumner?
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- I'm talking about Sumner.
- You don't like Sumner.
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I don't like Sumner.
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- You know why you don't like Sumner?
- Because he's goofy.
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No. Because
he's everything you're not.
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He's well bred, highly educated,
he's distinguished, he's urbane...
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- You left out "goofy".
- I did not leave out "goofy"!
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- You were coming to it?
- I should have expected this.
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That goof will be on the cover
of Saturday Review someday.
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That goof is probably
gonna be on a beach tomorrow,
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rubbing suntan oil on his ex-wife.
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00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,983
I've had a real rough day,
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and I'm now going to reward myself
by getting out of here.
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When Sumner comes back,
will you say I've gone home?
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Fine.
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00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:07,789
I forgot to change
the reservations again.
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- Use this one.
- Thank you.
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00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:26,433
I'd like to change the reservations
for Mr and Mrs Sumner Sloane,
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flight 481 to Barbados.
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They did? Are you sure?
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No, thank you.
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00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:52,375
- I'm sorry.
- How did you know?
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Bartenders' intuition.
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A shame such an astute observer of
human nature is stuck behind a bar.
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00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:02,510
That's what I think.
291
00:21:02,635 --> 00:21:06,139
Well, why not bring
your remarkable powers to bear
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and enlighten me
as to what my future holds?
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00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:17,233
I'm probably gonna regret this,
but you could work here.
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Sam.
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Shut up for a second, will you?
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I need...
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00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,419
I need two vodka gimlets,
one straight up, one blended, rocks,
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Chivas rocks, soda,
a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,
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00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:43,968
a white wine spritzer, an
Old Bushmill Irish decaf, no sugar.
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00:21:44,093 --> 00:21:48,806
What makes you think I would
ever work in a place like this?
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00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,976
Simple. You can't go back
to the professor for work.
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00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,188
I need a waitress. You need a job.
303
00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:58,024
You like the people here.
You think they like you.
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00:22:00,526 --> 00:22:05,615
And the phrase "magnificent pagan
beast" has never left your mind.
305
00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,204
Now, look, buster.
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00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:14,999
I do need a job. And I'll find one.
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00:22:15,124 --> 00:22:18,711
And you can bet
that it won't be waiting tables.
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00:22:21,589 --> 00:22:23,758
What are you qualified to do?
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00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,177
Nothing.
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00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:32,809
But somewhere, there is a job
that I'm perfect for,
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00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,560
that's perfect for me.
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00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,814
I'll find it.
And when I do, I'll know it.
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00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,441
Carla, what am I making?
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00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:45,154
Two vodka gimlets,
one straight up, one blended, rocks,
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00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:48,741
Chivas rocks, soda,
a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,
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00:22:48,866 --> 00:22:51,494
a white wine spritzer with a twist,
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00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:55,873
one Old Bushmill lrish decaf,
hold the sugar.
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Your first customers.
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- Wish me luck.
- Luck.
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00:23:13,516 --> 00:23:15,476
Hello. Welcome to Cheers.
321
00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:20,690
My name is Diane. I will be serving
you. Why don't you sit down here?
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00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:23,067
I should tell you, parenthetically,
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00:23:23,192 --> 00:23:27,155
that you are the first people
that I have ever served.
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00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:31,033
If anyone had told me a week ago
that I would be doing this,
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00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:33,327
I would have thought them insane.
326
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:37,623
When Sam offered me the job,
I laughed in his face.
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00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,584
But then it occurred to me,...
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00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:44,380
...here I am, I'm a student.
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00:23:44,505 --> 00:23:48,801
Not just in an academic sense,
but a student of life.
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00:23:48,926 --> 00:23:53,306
And where better than here
to study life in all its many facets?
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00:23:53,431 --> 00:24:00,813
People meet in bars, they part,
they rejoice, they suffer.
332
00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:05,109
They come here
to be with their own kind.
333
00:24:06,652 --> 00:24:08,696
What can I get you?
334
00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:12,658
Where is police?
We have lost our luggage.