Brother, you've seen many doctors
... why are you still sick?
You're getting worse
I think you should...
Don't worry
I know how to take care of my own affairs if I die
I wasn't referring to that
I meant your estate
Someone ought to look after that
You have long set your eyes on my estate
Of the three of us
elder brother has long gone;,
You might follow him soon
Reckon you should leave your estate to me
... so I can help you manage it
Damn you, though I have no wife or child...
I'll not leave my estate
... to a spendthrift like you
What...
Godpa, he's dying soon
And once dead, it'll all be yours
Who else can get?
You're right
You better rest soon
Master, don't lose your temper
Dai Nan, since your father passed away...
I've treated you as one of my own
I know
I now have two favours to ask of you
Master, please go ahead
You've been very kind to me, I'll do what you ask
Firstly
After I'm dead...
bring my will and,
titles of my property ownership out of town
Take it to my brother's fourth child Yu Jing Chuen
Secondly, I want you to become my second wife
Master, l...
Don't worry, I'll be dead soon
However, officially as my wife...
even with me dead
my brother won't be able to snatch my assets
In any event you'll be his auntie
Good
Go to Guang zhou once you have the opportunity
What should I do when I get there?
Hold on to this piece of ancient jade
Jing Chuen will recognize you
Master
You've practiced the Hung and Cai fist styles
... as well as the Liu, Monkey
and even the Sau Fa fighting styles
I think that's enough
Not yet
Master, it's time
Time for what?
Time to meet the boat
To welcome auntie
Are you going like that?
Quickly, hand me some clothes
Hand me some clothes
Remember the letter sent by auntie
I know
Let me remind you
Your auntie doesn't recognize you
... and you don't know her
The letter says she'll wear on her chest...
the piece of ancient jade given by your uncle
Then you'll...
Stop being so long-winded
Just hand me auntie's letter
Brother, how many boats are coming today?
Only one
Is it Shun Li's boat?
No
So that means she hasn't arrived yet
There it is
Brother, is it Shun Li's boat?
Yes
Careful, watch it there
I have never been to receive someone from a boat
It's also the first time auntie travels away from home
No wonder
Young Master, Young Master is back
Auntie
Why are you shouting?
What are you looking at?
You old man, haven't you seen a woman before?
Sorry, I mistook you for someone else
Hey, are you looking for anyone?
Mind your own business
Old man, I'm waiting for someone too
Looking for your grandpa?
My grandpa is dead
So it must be your husband
My husband is dead too
Losing husband at this young an age;,
You must be a bad omen
You...
Miss, please don't be cross
I'm just joking
Who are you waiting for?
My nephew
Your nephew?
I'm waiting for my auntie
Your auntie?
Yes
My auntie is supposed to come on this boat
I wonder why she's not here
A her age
she couldn't have gone far
She said she'll be wearing a piece of jade
So troublesome!
Hey, is it this one?
Yes, this is it
Miss, where did you pick it up?
Pick it up? My late husband gave it to me
Your late husband?
Yu Yan Sang
Then you are...
What?
Then you are my auntie
Nonsense
No, I've got proof
I'm Yu Jing Chuen
Then I'm your auntie Jing Dai Nan
Jing Chuen
Yes
Do you know why your uncle...
asked me to come to see you?
Because of the deed and property ownership
Auntie, let's go home and talk later
Alright
Let's get a ride
Brother, we're going to Jing Yuen Lane
For two?
No, for my auntie only
No need
Be careful
I can see that
What?
You don't have to take me by the arm
Auntie, this ride could be dangerous sometime
Are you afraid that I'll fall down?
Yes
Don't worry
Auntie, better be careful
Let me help you
No need
Come...
Old man, you want to take advantage of her?
Are you still up to it?
Hey, she is young enough to be your grand-daughter
How come they are so rude?
These people are rascals
Never mind them, let's go
Go
Alright
Wait
What is it?...
Old man
Who are you calling rascals?
Don't get me wrong
She happens to be my...
Your mom?
She's my auntie
You said this young lady is your auntie
Do you take us for fools?
What's so funny?
Jing Chuen, don't meddle with these scums
Let's go
Bitch, you dare to quarrel with me?
I say you're a lousy bastard
Auntie
Gotta teach them a lesson
Right
You're good
You skunk, you want to take people's advantage
... you should be beaten up
Auntie, never mind them
Don't take them seriously
Auntie, your kung fu is really good
Look, they know they are wrong
Get on the vehicle, let's go
Remember...
don't ever try to bully senior folk
Listen more to the elders. Now scram
Let's go
Alright
Please
This is the study
Antiques, calligraphy;, everything from our ancestors
... I have kept them well
This way please
This is the altar of our ancestors
I pay respects to it everyday
Auntie, please go to the living room
Please
Ah Choi
Master
Ah Choi is a bit deaf
Master
You must have missed your auntie's boat
I did remind you earlier
that you've practised past the time, you should go
This is auntie
Who's this young lady?
-Auntie -Oh
Auntie
Your auntie
Auntie, please be seated
and accept my greetings
Auntie, have some tea
Auntie, have a smoke
Jing Chuen, I've been married to your Uncle for long;
Yet I haven't had a chance to meet you
Yes
Do you know...
why I've come here from home;
I mean, in such a hurry?
Is it because there's problem with the inheritance
... uncle left for you?
No
Your uncle did not leave his estate to me
He left it for you
For me?
Right. It's been stated in his will...
that I've to deliver in person to the
fourth son of his elder brother Yu Yan Chi
Uncle really loved me
It should be for you
My father and I enjoyed much kindness from your uncle
I married your uncle to repay his kindness
... not for the inheritance
That should be given to third uncle instead
Third uncle will come and snatch it away anyway
Your third uncle does evil deeds
... and oppresses the village folks
Why would your second uncle bequeath anything to him?
Third uncle is still up to his old ways
... bullying people with his kung fu
That's why second uncle said;
his assets cannot be bequeathed to him
as they would only make him more degenerate
Jing Chuen, your second uncle left his assets for you
as he was confident you would manage them well
You are morally upright
... and can take care of me
Yes, but auntie
I lead an easy life in the city
and you're so young
I'd rather that the inheritance be left to you
No I can't go against my late husband's will...
you should have the assets
You should have them
You should have them...
I insist you should
This is not appropriate
Jing Chuen
Yes
Who am l?
You're my second auntie
Now that I've brought all the assets from the village
... they shouldn't be kept with me
I don't care whether you want them or not;
they're safer with you
All right
Ah Choi
Is auntie's room ready?
Is that the room?
Yes
It's been cleaned
Auntie, there are two rooms here
You can take mine
The air is better here
How about you?
I'll sleep in Ah Tao's room
Ah Tao?
He is my son
Oh, my grand nephew!
Why don't I see him?
He is studying English in Hong Kong and...
is on summer holiday now. He may arrive these few days
If he can study Chinese...
why take so much trouble to study English?
Youngsters these days talk of being civilized
... they want to be free and trendy
Therefore they study in Hong Kong
Auntie, go to your room
Do rest well, auntie
I've to take care of some business, don't disturb her
Huh?
I'm going out
Yes, Master
Good, good
Godpa, don't be soft
we've been fooled by that bitch
Should we let her go?
She can't go far
She must have gone to Guang Chau
Guang Chau?
That's right
She should be looking up my Brother's son
Jing Chuen
What should we do?
Ah Tak
Take a few men to Guang Chau...
Get her back
No
Jing Chuen's kung fu
... will defeat you all
So what should be done?
I want you to develop a plan...
to steal the will and the deed
The bitch will have to face me then
What do you want with her?
My name's not on the will
I want her signature...
to endorse that the inheritance is mine
Then your godpa...
can officially claim the inheritance
Come down
Charlie, your home no good
Yes, my home is like this
I have a daddy
and a servant with an ear no good
We can play as we like...
such as football, basketball
See my daddy
Okay
Friend, sit down, please
Yeah
This is my grandfather, ancestors
My dad offers a joss stick every day, he's very pious
... treats him like God
There're two bedrooms inside
This is my father, this is me
Come on...
My father doesn't know
I've come back one day earlier
He's still asleep
Let me go in and surprise him
Good
Daddy
-You... -You...
What are you doing here?
This bed belongs to my father
You want to throw a temper
Why?
Damn kid, scram
Charlie, what happened?
My father has changed
Changed to what?
A girl
Oh? You must be joking
It's true, I'm not fooling you
You sex maniacs, what do you want?
Beautiful...
What are you saying? Be gone
You don't know me?
I'm the future master of this house
Future master?
What's your name then?
Oh
My name is Charlie Yu
What, a stinking carp (same sound)?
No, my surname is Yu, Charlie
Charlie Yu in English
Charlie Yu?
What a strange name
Would that not make you my grand nephew?
Of course I am not your grand nephew
I am asking who are you?
She doesn't know English, I'm asking who are you
I am the owner of this house
Yu Jing Chuen's auntie Ching Dai Nan
Ching Dai Nan, what a weird name
Hold on, you said you're the Yu Jing Chuen 2nd Aunt
Then she would be my grandfather's...
Your Grand Auntie
Look, too young
What does it mean?
I said you are too young
You should be
Your daddy's darling
My daddy's darling
Sorry, they are wrong
You should not be Yu Jing Chuen's lover
You should be his son's sweetheart instead
That's right
You dare to persist with this?
Don't move
Stop, we gentlemen...
do not fight with women
Do you really want to fight?
If so, take a good look at my power first
See this?
Petty skill
Please
Very good
That's nothing
That's to say if we don't fight
... we won't know who will win
What?
I said if we don't fight we wouldn't know who'd win
Come and get it
Alright
This is boxing, you know
This is Chinese Kung fu, Northern style
This is Southern style
Come on...
Come on
Come on...
Give it to me
What are you doing?
What have you done to my antiques?
Stop it
Ah Tao
Daddy
Ah Tao?
I love you
I've come back one day earlier
and saw that woman
... in your bed
She is...
That's her, I asked her what she was doing
... and she hit me
just like a tiger woman
Tiger what?
A tigress
Oh, Ah Tao
she is your second...
so he is your son Yu Tao
Is he?
Yes, second auntie
He is your grand nephew
Oh?
Say hello to Grand Auntie
My grandmother
Come on
Daddy
But how come she's so young?
When I was studying in Hong Kong
... did you have a mistress?
You want to buy clothes?
A mistress
You little bastard
You dare to return from Hong Kong with some scumbags
Oh, my ancestor's altar
My antiques and calligraphy, you...
Is not my fault, it's her
As a senior of the Yu family...
how would I dare to damage our family's altar
... and our antique calligraphy?
You're right
You little bastard, I'll kill you
2nd aunt, I already taught him a lesson on your behalf
No way
-You... -Wait
Quickly, plead for mercy
No
Family discipline
Family discipline?
To be punished by family discipline
Daddy, it's time for a meal?
You still want to eat? You should be beaten up
Any descendant of the Yu family...
who messes with the ancestor's altar
should be flogged 1 5 times
Wow, is this book correct?
Also
Whoever damages articles from ancestors
... should also be flogged 1 5 times
That's a total of thirty lashes
Not only that, whoever insults seniors must...
apologize. He's to kneel & bow in front of the senior
... and be given 20 lashes
I shall die, I'll be beaten to death
Ancestor god, you'll have no posterity, Amen
Second auntie, please reduce the punishment
How?
Could it be...
Twenty per cent
What?
That is 80%%% of it...
Reduce twenty per cent
Alright
Good
Good yourself
Considering your 1 st offence, you'll have 40 lashes
Don't let her know
What are you saying?
Bastard, he asked me to use less force
I will beat you with full force
That's enough... You'll kill him
Master, please stop...
34, 35, 36
37, 38, 39, 40
This one is on the house
Second Auntie, he has received 41 floggings
What else?
Kneel down 3 times and bow 9 times, isn't it?
1, 2, 3
4, 5, 6
7, 8, 9
You'll respect elders from now on, do you understand?
Get up, get up
Ah Tao, get up quickly
Get up quickly
Ah Tao, why don't you get up?
He passed out
Ah Tao
Second Auntie, he passed out
Never mind
Rub him with some medicated oil
Alright
Ah Choi, help Young Master to the room
Help him up
Lucky that Jesus has saved me
That bumpkin went for it
Ah Choi
The bumpkin hasn't slept yet
Ah Choi, Ah Choi
Ah Choi
Grand Auntie, what's the matter?
Didn't you hear Young Master shouting in pain?
I asked if you heard Young Master shouting in pain
Is that right?
That's bad, beat him up like this
Ah Choi, did you rub him with medicated oil?
Yes, but he didn't want it
No? Why not?
He said he didn't deserve to be beaten up like this
Serves him right
What did you say?
I said serves him right
Fuck
Ah Tao, what's the matter with you?
This picture should be hung up straight
Why did you hang it up sideways
Daddy, you don't know
I'll tell you
Foreign people in Hong Kong hang these pictures
... and whatever way they like
They're creative and the pictures look good
What good see? What thinking?
Looks good and has creativity
You can look at it this way
Take it down... Bring it down
This picture not available now
Go away...
Hold it, be careful
Look, this is the way it should be hung
Take it over here
How's that? Alright?
No balance
What do you mean
Unbalanced
Hey wait...
Be careful, be careful of my calligraphy
Okay, alright
Alright?
Is that alright?
Down...
What?
A bit lower, lower
Stop. Good fit
What good fit?
That is to say alright
Be careful
This calligraphy is your great grandpa's legacy
Very old, very very old
Daddy, I'll help you put it up
Ah Tao, be careful
Very beautiful
This picture should be hung up in the dinning room
Come on
Hang it up here, this way
Ah Tao
Where do you want to hang it?
Better put it up here, I'll get the ladder
Daddy, step back
Alright...
I'll help you put it up
It's the English style of putting it up
This is American style
This is ltalian style
This is French style
If it's like this we can't see anything
No, when the wind blows
It adds a touch of mystery
What is mystery?
It means intriguing
I don't like any of these style
I like Chinese style
Alright then, you put it up yourself
Come down
Hold it
Daddy, be careful, don't climb so high
I know, just watch out for me
Ah Tao, have I hung it straight?
Is it straight?
Higher
Will this do?
OK?
Higher
Is this OK?
Higher
Still higher?
Is it straight?
Higher, higher still
higher still
Ah Tao, is this OK?
Ah Tao
Higher...
It's now on the roof
Daddy, you can see it clearly now
One'd have to kneel to see it
Yes, lower
Down, down
Down, further down
Good
Will this do?
Lower
Lower?
Lower
All right now, Ah Tao?
Lower
Still lower?
Lower
I can't go any lower
Lower
All right?
Lower
Ah Tao?
This...Iower...
What are you doing?
Daddy...
Hong Kong people hanging a picture...
What are you saying?
No, it should rather be hanging calligraphy
Should look at it this way, that way
... to see clearly
See what clearly?
I have not watched you
Watched me?
Just now you were...
I was watching daddy hang up the calligraphy
Auntie
We were quite noisy just now;
Did we disturb you?
No
Jing Chuen
The material you bought me is too flashy
As a senior...
how can I wear this?
I'll exchange it for something a little more dull
No need, I'll buy some myself
Are you going out by yourself?
Yes
That could be dangerous with so many bad people around
What's to fear? She can fight
Rubbish
I'll be careful
Ah Tao, keep her company
Keep her company?
What's wrong with that?
Yes, I can
Right, follow me
Daddy, she...
Ah Tao, take care of grand auntie
This is the main road of the western district
One can buy many various items here
Thank you, please stop
Ah Tao, what is this?
Motor Car
Mo De Ke? (pronouncing motor car)
It is a vehicle
Vehicle?
What's a vehicle?
This uses manual power, right
Yes
This uses an engine
Uses an engine
Let's get off
OK
Here's the fare
Thank you
Ah Tao, this is really very interesting
We don't have anything like this in the village
Of course not, this car is already considered old
In Hong Kong there are Rolls Royces
You mean 'mousy' are better
You wouldn't understand
Shops on this street specialize in selling clothes
Look, that sign is so brightly red
Look, it sparkles too
Oh, colour lamp
What?
Neon lamp
It's so beautiful
Mrs Wong
In Hong Kong...
The quality is best
Let me prove it to you
So beautiful
Yes, isn't it?
Let me try too
Don't fight for it, everyone has a share
I'll show it to you
Grand auntie...
You go and do your shopping there
I'll wait in the car
All right
So fragrant
Boss, how much for this?
5 dollars
That's expensive
Not really
It's beautiful
What a bumpkin!
What did you say?
I said the way you look...
and the clothes you wear are outdated
All the ladies in the city...
these days wear fashionable dresses
Nobody wears that sort of shabby garments anymore
That's right
Her hairstyle is so outdated
What a lousy dresser!
Standing beside her...
will degrade ourselves
Isn't that so true
Look at this pair of beautiful earrings
Look, so beautiful
What's with you?
This is my first time wearing high-heels
Lady, is this the first time you wear a long gown?
Yes
First time you wear high heels?
Yes
No wonder you can't walk
One's got to learn to walk in high heels
What? Learn to walk?
I'll teach you
Let go, this is indecorous
Let me teach you
My apple
Cloth for sale
Crazy, man
This is a difficult lady
Yes, and beautiful too
Who else dares to come over?
So what?
Higher...higher...
Come, come...
Lady, be careful
You've taken undue advantage
Ah Tao, you...
Grand auntie?
Yes, it's me
Very sexy...
She's my grand auntie
Grand auntie?
Hey, kid, want to steal our girl?
Yes
See, no fight
What?
Not my match
The police are here
Police?
Stay calm
What's the matter?
They're fighting back there
What?
Fighting
Who's fighting?
They're involved too
Those two as well
Don't run...
Jing Chuen
Jing Chuen, don't you recognize me?
You are...
I'm your auntie
Oh?
Auntie
Why are you dressed like this?
Auntie
Whyever did ya buy such clothes?
Your head...
I...
Ah Tao?
He...
Ah Tao...
I'm here
Ah Tao, why did you buy such clothes
... for your grand auntie?
Daddy, I didn't buy it
I lost her along the way;
And when I found her again...
she's already like this
But this is going too far
Look, her stockings are torn, and she has no shoes
Look at her head
What in fact happened?
Daddy, you don't know
In these clothes she looked
... very very sexy
What do you mean?
Sexy. People were harassing her
Luckily I drove them all away
Bullshit, you drove them away?
If not me, who else?
Me
It was me, me
It was me
Stop, you little bastard
You dare to talk back!
I'll kill you
Auntie
Please go and change first
I'll teach him a lesson
Go back to your room first
Oh, Ah Tao
Daddy
You have to be reasonable sometimes
Who's unreasonable?
Ah Tao, as a member of the Yu family
... when you go out with an elder,
you ought to take care & be responsible
But instead you have let it come to this!
how can you answer to your late uncle?
-Daddy -Ah Tao
Enough said
If you are disobedient again...
I'll not allow you to study in Hong Kong
Shut up, stop it
I told you
Don't think just because you're an elder,
you can have my daddy serve you
You should say good morning
... and greet him good night
In fact we are more or less the same age
What should young people do?
Fight for freedom
You're right
You'll take up the load
You bastard
Stop
My daddy used to be very liberal with us
... until she came
Now everything's back to the feudal system
I mean, back to family punishment
... and orthodox etiquette
If you've done wrong, Daddy would say alright
But now even though I do the right thing,
... all that Daddy mutters is 'no good'
What's more, even threatens to stop my studies
You bumpkin
causing so much trouble here, I'll beat you...
Charlie
What's up?
Because his grand auntie has caused him trouble...
so he is using the straw to let off steam
Really?
Charlie, don't be crazy
Charlie, take it easy
Charlie you won't solve problems this way
Yeah
James, Robert
How else otherwise can I vent my anger?
Where? How?
Charlie I have a good idea
We've come to see you because we wanna...
give a party for our classmates studying in Hong Kong
Party?
Yes, because we're going on summer holiday
... and going back to Guangchau
We naturally lose contact, as we live so far away
Hence we must organise a party
... for all of us together
I mean, to keep in touch
Okay
Charlie
Ask your young grandmother to come along
Grand auntie?
Right
How would she know how to dance?
Precisely... because she doesn't know how to dance
Isn't she always causing you trouble?
Well, yes
Right, let me take care of it
There'd be a masquerade ball. She'll be embarrassed
Ah Tao
Hi, grandmother
Call me Charlie
Damn you
You little brats...
what are you doing here?
Wearing such weird clothes!
Charlie
You don't know grandmother
This is my band
What, you are sick?
No
Music
Rose, rose with such slender stem
Rose, rose with such prickly stem
You have been hurt
Rose, rose I love you
Heart's promises, new love
Ah Tao
The holy light lights up the earth
What are you doing?
Heart's promises, new love
The holy light lights up the earth
Ah Tao, what are you doing?
Stop, what are you doing?
This is...
Dancing
Yes
What?
What is all this nonsense?
No nonsense, this is dancing
You call this dancing?
Is this not dancing?
No
The moon lights up the ground
On new year's eve...
That's what I call dancing
This is all outdated
You need rhythm to be 'in'
Rose, rose you are so harsh
Rose, rose your thorns are sharp
What are you doing?
Oh, that's ruining intertwined stems of two flowers!
Rose, rose I love you
Would you like to learn?
Yes...
I won't
James
Second way
Grand auntie
Charlie, your grand auntie is old
She can't dance like us youngsters
Right
She looks like an old woman
Right?
Yes...
Doesn't look like a young person at all
Right
Am I older than you are?
Not much, we're almost of the same age
Right
You said I look like an old lady
I'm just more senior than you in terms of relation
That's why I'm saying...
that while you're as young as us
Yet you're not as civilized and
... trendy as we are
Weird dance!
You call this civilized, being trendy?
That's correct
A least you haven't seen this before
Can you dance?
Who says I can't? It's just that I don't want to
You dare not?
I don't dare to? What am I afraid of?
Right, grand auntie isn't afraid of anything
Let her try
She doesn't dare to dance
You tell her
It's no use
Let her try
She doesn't dare to
What?
No use
How will she ever join our party?
What party?
A masquerade
What masquerade?
You'll have to put on masks
Put on make-up too
Right
Is it something like...
Not like this
You have to dress like a foreign lady
Juliet
Oh, Romeo, I love you
What?
Men will dress like Robin Hood
Some girls will dress like Carmen
Don't worry, the dress you're going to put on
... has been brought from Hong Kong
They've got all sizes
What?
All sizes
Ah Tao, I um...
You're afraid that Daddy will be angry
He won't be angry with me
Right
Don't ever say that grand auntie is an old lady
She has promised to come to the party
Ah Tao
I'd better...
I know you won't come
I've decided to go tomorrow night
Okay...
Ah Tao
Are you changing your mind?
Don't tell your Daddy
Young Master
Okay...
Alright
Yu Tao is dating that girl to the party
Party?
Does his Dad know?
His Dad doesn't know about it
That is to say they're slipping out
I've got an idea
Mister, the vehicle...
come and buy it later
Alright
Please
I can't dance
I can't
Hey, you
Put me down
I am dizzy
What are you doing?
Put me down
Wait
We have to return to the original place
Let's break up this party
Wait for the police
then send his dad to the police station
No, I'm passing out
No...
You... Ah Tao...
Good dancing, you dance well
Three musketeers
What?
Three musketeers
This is musketeer Tong Wong
They are all praising you
Miss Dalina
What did you say?
I've given you an English Name
English Name?
Yes, good dancer
He wants to dance with you
Please
Is it just dancing?
Yes
I won't dance
You three?
We are the new three musketeers
I know, new three musketeers
Robin Hood
How come there are new and old musketeers?
They came here first, that's why they are old
And they've just arrived, that's why they are new
Is that right?
Yes
Romeo
Oh, Romeo, where's Juliet?
I'm not Juliet, I am...
I'm Looking for you
I won't dance
Music
What are you doing?
Why are you holding me so tight?
What are you doing?... Release me...
How come you've torn your dress?
The three of them...
Romeo, behave yourself
She's my grand auntie
I know
Ah Tao, why is he hitting me?
No, grandmother
Hey, friends, I've asked you to amuse her a bit
... why did you hit her?
Crazy, crazy, all crazy
Don't be afraid, Charlie
When we party in Hong Kong...
there's always fighting, you know?
They are going to fight, come on...
Hey, Charlie, not our friend
Yes
Who are you?
Where the hell are you guys from?
Which school are you from?
University of the society
... majoring in robbing, fighting, killing
Don't move
We have competitors
Yeah
Don't move, back off
You can't fight him
Let me take care of
... this little guy
One by one
Can she do it?
Yes...
What did you say?
Nothing. Doesn't fighting him unarmed...
put you at a gross disadvantage?
Not really
No, I use sword too
Western sword?
Chinese sword
Props department, Chinese sword
Hold it
Lady power, very fierce
Come on...go men
This is called the Lazy Shave
Want to fight with me?
Beat him up...
Ah Tao, how can you fight others...
with such a short knife?
Hold it
No, don't ruin my image
Robin Hood used this kind of knife
What's wrong?
Cover me, shoot the arrow
Bingo
I kill him
Young Master
Robin Hood, how come your archery skill is so bad?
Water skin
Bad
Kill
How're you doing?
I'm finished
Grand auntie
Don't move
Grand auntie
Grand auntie, it's me, Robin Hood
It's you
How're you doing? Are you alright?
The police are here
Go
The police are here, run
Don't move
Police, what's wrong?
What's going on?
Don't move
Take all these weird guys to the living room
... for questioning
Alright
Ah Tao, what's wrong?
Shall we go?
Yes
Let's go
Stand straight
Sir, please proceed
I'm the Regional Detective...
He is deputy only. I'm the Regional Detective
I've heard that you're...
having a...
Party
You're just using having a party
... as a cover up
for selling opium
Correct?
No
What did they say?
No
No? Still not admitting?
We're good students. Why'd we take drugs?
They are good people
All criminals are like this
You're right. Lock them all up
We don't have such a big cell
What're we going to do?
Then just get two as reported
Yu...
Yu Tao, Jing Dai Nan, which one are you?
Which one are you? Come out quickly
I am
There's an informant saying that...
you're disguised as a foreigner and selling opium here
No, impossible
Impossible
She's in it too
You too
I am not
Take them away
Stop shouting...
Take the two away
Finished?
You're looking for Master?
Yes, when is he coming back?
What's the matter?
Master's back
Good timing
Master, Ah Tao's been arrested by the police
Yes
Ah Tao's been arrested by the police?
Was he fighting with others?
You guys are causing trouble all the time
Which police station?
Western District
Ah Choi, give this to Auntie
She's got caught too
What, Auntie too...
What's going on?
What's the matter?
Why are you catching the wrong people?
Not my fault, talk to the Detective
Stop shouting...
Who else are reporting cases?
Where's Yu Tao, please?
Inside
Mr. Policeman...
Where's my Auntie and my son?
That way
Auntie, Yu Tao
We are innocent
What have you done?
They aren't
Isn't that auntie and my son?
What are they guilty of?
They...
What have they done?
Fighting
They've been fighting
That way for fighting
Uncle, they said Charlie sold opium
Damn nonsense
Why did you say he sold opium?
Which two?
My Auntie and my son
What are their names?
Jing Dai Nan, Yu Tao
You are related to drug dealers
Don't talk nonsense
I am a proper business man
What's the matter? What's your name?
My name is Yu Jing Chuen
So you are the family of a drug dealer
What did you say? Family of a drug dealer
Did he get things right?
How come these policemen are so stupid
They obviously are two foreigners...
and they still say that they are my family
Would you believe it?
Are you sure you got it right?
We were having a masquerade, and it was fun
Everyone disguised himself as a foreigner
The two of them disguised themselves like this
Yes
Daddy
Jing Chuen
Oh, Auntie, Ah Tao?
That's us
Ah Tao, you bastard
and your friends too
Playing such a joke on her
... getting her into such trouble!
Detective, they are students from Hong Kong
... they wouldn't sell opium
Right
There was an informant
I ask you where is the witness?
No witness
Evidence?
No evidence
Nonsense
Right, detective
No witness, no evidence
You can't detain people like this
You can't detain people like this...
Why not?
You can't detain people without any proof of crime
Does it mean that they have to be released?
Release them first
Alright, as Assistant Detective pleads for you
... I'll let you go for the time being
Alright, that's the deal, I'll be going
Bye
Ah Tao, let's go
Uncle, you're great
Let's go home
You scumbag
You're...
-Ah Choi -Don't move
You're punished to stand on the ladder
What's that?
This ladder is used for...
punishing naughty kids
He can come down himself
No, he can't
Ah Tao, hold this
Uncle Choi, good show
What are you talking about?
Not a bad performance
Let him go
The deeds
What?
Those deeds
Master, look
What's the matter?
Auntie
Nothing has been taken;
except Uncle's deed is missing!
Never mind
If nothing else is lost then it's OK
Ah Tao, do you know to whom the deeds belong?
To second Uncle
Yes, they were his when he was alive
Now they are your dad's
Daddy
Are you second grand uncle's beneficiary?
Yes, your 2nd grand uncle didn't want his inheritance
... to be given to your 3rd grand uncle
Third grand uncle?
Just now when you were having a party
... were people fighting?
Then someone asked me to go to the police station
This is a trap
Jing Chuen, it's them
We'll report to the police immediately
It's too late
They've gone back to their hometown already
Then we'll go back immediately
...and get everyone to look for them
It's no use
Your grand uncle has got great power in the hometown
Moreover the deeds and the will...
have all been stolen by them
Then we have no evidence?
Then we'll go back and grab it back
Right, that's the only way
Jing Chuen, let's start off immediately
Auntie, third uncle has many men in the hometown
I'm afraid that just the three of us...
Don't be afraid
We've got uncle, second uncle, third uncle
... a total of six people
I suppose we can win
That's enough, let's go
Daddy
I'll look for uncle, second uncle, third uncle
Damn
I've forgotten that among the six of us
... only you and I know kung fu
Your daddy doesn't know kung fu
Why not?
My daddy's brother are very good in kung fu
You know, when...
I was young
I used to practise kung fu
but now...
I'm too old for it
Yes
That's not a problem, you've got the foundation
Practise a bit, and you can be up to it
Good morning, boss
See if this works
Work hard
I'm going to have some breakfast
Hurry
Uncle, how are you?
Ah Tao, you're back?
Yes, on holiday
Uncle, I've brought a lady to see you
A lady?
Yes
Here she is
This lady is almost the same height as you
Yes
Brother
Very beautiful
When are you two going to get married?
Brother, this is the second wife of second uncle
Second Auntie
Jing Fook, I've come all the way to see you...
Are you bullied by someone?
Tell me and I'll teach him a lesson
Uncle, you...
You think that my kung fu is no good anymore?
Come, let's try and see
No, her inheritance has been robbed
Oh, robbed?
Auntie, who robbed your inheritance?
Tell me
Third uncle
I should have known
He's no good
Who else if not him
Auntie, don't be afraid
We brothers will go find him and settle it all
Greetings, auntie
-Brother -brother
Brother
Auntie, this way please
Uncle two
Auntie
This is a map from my late husband
You've all been there
Yes
We used to ride and steal laichee there as children
... and got reprimanded by uncle many a time
You were involved too
You were also...
Stop quarrelling
Now it's quite different
From here, you go past a bridge...
through this vegetable garden to the front gate
Isn't it just like old times?
Now, it's a little bit different
A lot of traps all around...
have been set up in the vicinity
Traps?
If we attempt getting in...
we will easily be trapped
So your first lesson
... is to learn how to run
Why?
Among the six of us, two...
will have to be responsible for sabotaging those traps
The remaining four,
as in the old days when you were little...
will stand on others' shoulders while picking lychees
When you have climbed over the wall...
you may find that there are a lot of people inside
God forbid if you are seen
... there will surely be a big fight
Never mind, the more
... the merrier
What did you say?
The more people, the quicker we'll fight
Ah Tao, you and I are young
Of course we can fight with them;
But they are old, and may be weaker
So what are we going to do?
2nd step is to build your strength and perseverance
During the fight...
third uncle and his godson will surely come out
If we fail to negotiate...
a fight will surely ensue
Let me do it...
You don't have to fight
Let me fight with them
Alright, we'll start our training immediately
Wait, no hurry
Let's start tomorrow morning
Run quicker
Quicker...
A bit faster
Do it together with me
Good
Hold your left leg, hold your right leg
Kick
Jump and lie prone facing down... once again
Turn around
Brother, are you alright?
Alright
Second brother, how about you?
Of course I'm alright
Third brother, how about you?
Daddy, how about you?
Of course I'm alright
Keep running
Grand auntie, can we take a rest?
No
You can't do that
Grand auntie, they can't take it
Why are you so lazy?
We haven't, big uncle is learning Pile Up the Monks
Alright, keep doing it
Ah Tao, watch your mouth
What's there to be afraid of?
We used to play together as kids
But you used to be one down
Can you still do it?
Still do it?
Come let's do Pile up the Monks
Jing Fok
Yes
You are strong
Of course
They used to call me man of steel
I had great strength
Hold it
Are you all right?
I'm fine
Brother
Uncle
-Uncle -Jing Fok
Uncle
Brother
He's fainted
Doctor
Yes
Save him
Yes, sir
Jing Fok
Brother
Quickly...
Quick, help us
Brother, is it OK?
Jing Fok
Brother
How is it?
There's still pulse
Don't worry, use this special oil
Quickly...
Ah Tao, does it work?
Whenever I fainted in Hong Kong
... people would rub this oil on me
Rub it on quickly, then
Quick, on the chest
Grand auntie
It's me
Why are you dressed up as a heroine?
Ah Tao, what costume is that?
Reporting to grand auntie
This is the gear for field battle
In Hong Kong whenever people camp or hike
... they would dress up like this
Where are you going now?
To the Yu mansion
To steal the deed?
Yes
Grand auntie
Daddy, they are all old
I am afraid they might not be able to endure
... such stringent training
Besides, I started this whole thing
... so I should go alone and get the deed
I thought of that too
Hence...
You...
You want to infiltrate the Yu mansion?
That's right
Ah Tao, I know they won't be able to endure it
Besides, my late husband's inheritance...
was stolen before your dad accepted it
So I decided to go there alone to steal it back
You alone?
It's very dangerous
I've got no other choice
Among these people, my kung fu is the best
If I don't go, would I let you go?
I'll go
I won't let you go
Grand auntie, I've always admired your kung fu
Allow me to take this opportunity
... to go with you
It'd give me a chance to learn something
No, if there is a fight...
I won't be able to take care of you
Don't worry, I'm well-equipped
I'll take care of myself
Alright
If it's dangerous, you must leave immediately
Yes, sir
I know
Report
Landed safely, no hindrances
Grand auntie, are you alright?
I'm okay, how about you?
I'm okay too
I never expected it would be so risky
I suppose there must be mines here
Ah Tao, don't be afraid, follow me
Let's go
Don't move, there must be some in here
Ah Tao, where are you?
Ah Tao...
where are you?
I'm here
It's dangerous, why don't you follow me closely?
I'm watching out for mines
Ah Tao, what's the matter? Are you alright?
I'm okay, I've got this helmet
Follow me
Ah Tao, what are you doing?
I forgot to tell you
... there are many mines here
What mines?
Look, isn't it?
You...
You watch out for weapons from above
and I'll watch out for mines below
Together we won't miss anything
You dare to give me orders?
Don't forget who I am
It's full of danger here
We should fight hand in hand
Let's go
Stop
Ah Tao, you're right
There are so many traps here
we should take care of each other
Now let's climb over the wall and get in
Once we're in, we meet each other
Yes, sir
Let's go
Very quiet
Let's get in
There are traps here too
Be careful
So dangerous!
Follow me behind
Stand aside
I...
Very good
They've spotted us
There will be a big fight soon
Stay behind me
Don't be afraid, stay behind me
No, there're people from behind
You don't come when you are invited
... and come when you are not
You don't come at daytime, choosing to come at night
I'll come any time I want to
Since you know that I'm here...
why don't you give me back the deeds
Second uncle is dead
Those deeds
... should belong to my god father Yu Wing Sang
Rubbish
My late husband's will clearly states that...
the inheritance should be given to Ah Tao's father
That's right
Nonsense. Where's the will?
You've stolen it
I want what belongs to my godfather
That's not stealing
Damn it, I kill you
Ah Tao, stay cool
Your kung fu is not good enough, let me fight them
My kung fu's not good enough? I fight
See this
Ah Tao
Hurry
You're not as quick as I am
It's just the same
Let me handle him
Ah Tao, no
Hand over the deed immediately
Grand auntie, learn from me
What's the big deal
Don't move
I am already...
merciful towards you
Yes
Otherwise
with just one strike...
I'll kill you
You can't kill people with this sword
I'll give it a try
Okay, come on
They follow your third uncle daily
So they are his dogs
Shut up
You ignorant kid
You dare to come and swagger around in my place
You have a big mouth too
Needless to say...
you must be my elder brother's son Yu Tao
What a character
Is he Third Grand Uncle?
You so-called sister-in-law taking this junior with you
... why don't you pay your respects?
Ain't even aware of the Yu family etiquette
You are the one who doesn't know
3rd uncle, you're supposed to be a Yu family senior
Now since you've stolen the Yu property...
it's a disgrace to our name and integrity
You are the second wife of my second brother
After my brother's death...
you took the will out of Guang Chau ;
Isn't that ruining the family name?
Rubbish. My late husband said before he died...
he wanted to give his inheritance to Ah Tao's father
So why can't I take the inheritance out of Guangzhou?
That's your version of the story; any evidence?
I have
You've got the will?
Presently it's gone missing, is it?
Let me tell you
My second brother's inheritance rightfully,
should be kept by me as his brother
You're wrong
The eldest son & grandson stand to inherit all
Even if there's no descendant...
it's to be given to me -his grand nephew
You are a bloody faggot
What did you say?
You've no descendants
Don't be angry, you still have a godson
Yu Tao, how dare you insult your elder?
Stop quarrelling, you are not his own child
Don't even think about the inheritance
You...
You're right
Sister-in-law, you've come at the right time
Please sign here
to prove that...
my 2nd brother's inheritance is to be handed to me
Want me to sign?
Correct
When brother passed away...
you should be the one to sign on his behalf
That way the elder brother's descendants can't say...
that I've absconded with second brother's estate
You're so low!
You've stolen from me...
and want me to sign and transfer the assets to you
I know that you won't agree to sign
Make her sign
Fool, this is hard Qi Gong
Come on
Real strong, can't pierce through
What's the matter?
His hard Qi Gong is very strong
Don't be afraid, grand auntie is here
Attack his private parts
I said attack his private parts
What?
I asked you to attack...
the private parts, right?
Shut up
Sister-in-law, stop beating
Sign the document
Sign it
Grand auntie
Ah Tao, you go first
You want me to go?
Yes, I'm your elder
I'll have to teach them a lesson myself
Grand auntie, how can you...
Go
Alright
Grand auntie, take the axe
Strike him a few times on my behalf
Stop
Ah Tao, go back quickly
and ask your dad and uncles to come
They're needed to witness the signature
... which endorses the inheritance as mine
My daddy will certainly come for the big occasion
Grand auntie, you teach them a lesson
Don't waste too much strength
Third grand uncle, see you again
Uncle, second uncle, third uncle, Daddy, good morning
Good morning
Last night l...
You and your grand auntie...
went to the house of the Yu family, didn't you?
Yes
And on quarreling...
you started a fight?
Yes
You've seen your third grand uncle, haven't you?
Yes
Where's grand auntie?
Grand auntie accused third uncle
... for stealing daddy's inheritance
Third grand uncle started being unreasonable
and said that the inheritance should belong to him
Then grand auntie fought with him
And then?
She lost the fight
You came back...
I came back...
To get help, right!
Yes
How come you woke up so early?
We are about to go to Yu's place
We know all about what happened last night
You know all about it?
We knew that you'd lose the fight
Grand auntie would ask you to come back alone
Why?
Because she's your elder
Then we must go to rescue her immediately
Let's go
Yes, sir
Stop
Ah Tao, what's the matter?
Hidden arrows
Get down
It's alright now, this bridge has traps
Once you touch it...
arrows will be shot
Then we jump over
Alright
Wait
This area has foot-chains hidden in it
This vegetable garden has sharp bamboo hidden in it
These scarecrows have weapons hidden in them
How can we get in?
Don't be afraid, follow me
Yu's younger generation knows proper manners & conduct
Get up
What manners?
We are coming to look for your traps
Traps?
The Yu family is open and transparent in doing things
We don't need traps
You scumbag, you're not admitting?
Traps? If you are scared...
you shouldn't have come to see our Master
You...
Afraid of what?
We are here to see third uncle
... so that he wouldn't give auntie a hard time
That woman, she's inside the house
Scumbag, you thieves, dishonoring an elder
We must teach you a lesson
We are waiting for you
Go
Too much
There weren't so many people last night
Nothing to be afraid of, just handle them quickly
... and slaughter them like chickens
Right
This is third uncle's trick;
He wants to use up our strength
Right
Fight till we are exhausted then we'll leave
First uncle is exhausted, go help him
Real good
Uncle, very good
That's nothing
Uncle
Daddy, Uncle is alright
Brother, are you alright?
No problem
Brother, let's fight and end it quickly
Ah Tao, we'll go in first
Alright, the three of us will stay here
Ah Tao, go
Yes
Go
Go in
Chase
Run
Freeze
Who are these two?
Third Grand uncle's assistants
Beat them up
He's using hard Qi Gong
He went blinking like this! Daddy, you're good
So your Qi Gong doesn't cover your ass
Use that three-joint steel whip of yours
Yes, sir
It's me
Brother, where's Second Auntie?
Haven't seen her yet
The two of them are...
Third Uncle's assistants
This man's swordplay is not bad
What kind of kung fu is it?
Hard Qi Gong
Hard Qi Gong... isn't that like eldest brother?
Where is big brother?
Right here, I fought in from behind
Big brother
Big brother, are you alright?
Fine
Big brother, are you alright?
I'm alright, where's Ah Tao?
Ah Tao, you are good
Jing Chuen, you go in and find Third Uncle
Okay
Ah Tao, go
Hello, Third Uncle
My greetings to you
Are you all here?
We all still have the strength
... to storm the place to see you
Jing Chuen, you still have such great strength
... at your age
Of course, you said my dad is old
... then you must be very young, eh?
Hey, your 3rd Grand Uncle is having his next childhood
I see... no wonder he steals things everywhere
What did you say?
I'm not telling you
Bring grand auntie out immediately
Um, your grand auntie...
is being well taken care of
Send the elder out
Grand auntie
You're all here
Yes, we're all here
Grand auntie, are you done teaching them a lesson?
Got the deeds?
Let's go
Being tied up?
It's not a bad idea to tie up the feet this way
You sign this in front of them...
and I'll let you go immediately
Third Uncle, you are a bit too much
Stay calm
Rest for a while, let me
Your kung fu is so good;
You still need two to go against one?
I'm getting old...
it'll be better to have someone to hold me
You think your godson is your stick, eh!
Ah Tak, stand aside
Daddy, stand aside
Ah Tak, be careful
Wouldn't want your godson to be eunuch, do you?
Eunuchs have no descendants
Jing Chuen, I never thought you could win me
But l...
The two of you haven't fought yet?
Correct. If you can beat me, l...
Needless to say...
the inheritance will be returned to 2nd grand auntie
Alright
Okay... daddy, fight
Ah Tao
Watch the show
Thunder Palm. Godpa, excellent
My daddy hasn't used his best technique yet
Look this is called the Cloud Bridge
This is called Monkey Stealing the Peach
Watch
This is called Eagle Garbs Chicken
Third Grand Uncle, you've lost
Do you admit to defeat?
This hand hasn't lost yet
Godfather, are you alright?
Go away
Third Uncle
Daddy, Daddy, stop fighting
Godfather
Why are you still struggling?
You've lost, haven't you?
Yes...
Ah Tak
Release her. C'mon, move
What? You still want to fight?
Actually your kung fu is like my dad's
Sorry
But because you have a guilty conscience
... that's why you've lost
Ah Tao
Daddy, do you agree?
Second Auntie, are you alright?
Good, we are relieved
Stop quarrelling
Third Uncle, you are wrong this time
You should have obeyed your second brother's will...
and handed over all inheritance to Jing Chuen
That's the way to go...
Alright, I've completed my task
I won't be your elder anymore
Would you remarry then!
Bastard
So forceful?
Really
Daddy's slap on my face
... has made me see stars
Third Grand Uncle is no match for him
He punched, then kicked
Then what?
Look
Wow, a blonde!
Miss
You aren't the second grand auntie?
No, my name is Suzie
Oh, she speaks English?!