1 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:07,103 How would you like to have your goddamn rig impounded? 2 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,480 Sorry, officer. My hand slipped. 3 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:33,045 Hey! You better get ready to hock your tricycle, Jack. 4 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:36,215 Yeah? Let's see your money, big mouth. 5 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:40,469 -Two hundred on Philo! -You're covered! 6 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,729 I'll go handle this. 7 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,947 -Put all of it on him. Put all of it on him. -I got it. 8 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,951 Twelve hundred dollars. 9 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,535 Twelve hundred. 10 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:49,413 MAN 1: Fifty dollars on Philo. 11 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,123 MAN 2: What's your name? -Boys! 12 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,418 -Got 1 200 more on Philo! -You're covered! 13 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,257 You know, we're covering over $8000 here so far. 14 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,842 We'll eat him for breakfast. 15 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:06,055 Hell, Joe whipped every Marine in the 1st Division. 16 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,390 Yeah. 17 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,016 But he ain't a Marine. 18 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,234 -Jesus, he's big. -Yeah, he's sizeable. 19 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,861 ORVILLE: They said he beat everybody in the Marine Corps. 20 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,947 I ain't a Marine. 21 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:25,783 I got 2800 from the boys in Bakersfield. 22 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,870 -You're covered. -All right! 23 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:35,668 You lose this fight, we'll be patrolling Death Valley for the next five years. 24 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,796 Don't worry about it, sarge. Eat him up, Joe. 25 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,673 Eat him up, Joe. Ha-ha-ha! 26 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,800 Take care of Clyde, will you? 27 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,594 You know how he likes to crap in squad cars. 28 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,533 Hold it, hold it. 29 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,991 Okay, Joe. All right! 30 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,077 Come on! 31 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,469 He's killing him. 32 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,680 -Come on, boy. -He's moving pretty good for a corpse. 33 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,850 MAN: Come on, get in there! Let's go! 34 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,228 -Get in! -Come on! 35 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,159 Attaboy! 36 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,154 WOMAN: Get him, baby! 37 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,572 Bingo! 38 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,581 WOMAN: Get up, Philo! You got him! 39 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,027 All right. That's it. 40 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,780 -He ain't down yet. -No, he ain't and I ain't putting him down. 41 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,450 If you want to take his place, we can arrange that. 42 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,411 -Fight ain't over till he's down. -Shut up. 43 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,088 ORVILLE: Great. You got him. 44 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,508 -How much we pull down? -Twelve hundred. 45 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,135 Where's Clyde? 46 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:16,013 -Shit. -There. 47 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,358 Clyde, you got damn little respect for the law. 48 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,194 God. 49 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,416 Sergeant Smith. 50 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,765 This is gonna be my last fight. 51 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,642 How come? 52 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,477 Right turn, Clyde. 53 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,402 I'm getting to like the pain. 54 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,409 -Well, I guess it's time, then. -Yeah, I think. 55 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,371 I don't understand it. I whipped every Marine in my division. 56 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,791 -Some real tough guys. SMITH: Jesus. 57 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,712 -How can you stand the stench? -I can't smell nothing. 58 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:36,260 The captain won't really transfer us, will he, sarge? 59 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,680 Seeing as how we flushed 2800 of his hard-earned bucks... 60 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,308 ...it's Death Valley, son, you can believe me. 61 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,476 Some real tough guys. 62 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,694 Hey. Pull those guys over! They're littering! 63 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,112 Shut up, will you? 64 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,060 Pardon me, sir, was that, uh, 3000? 65 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,063 No, it is not 3000. 66 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,776 Mr. Paoli bets 30,000 on the challenger? 67 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,156 -Ha! That's it! That's it! -He never touched him! 68 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,867 Your animal's gonna be dead in 15 seconds. 69 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,664 BEEKMAN: Young man. 70 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,958 Keep your terrier in his cage, Beekman. 71 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:35,003 Junior, he's only looking out for my interests, that's all. 72 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,092 -Your money will be here by 5 p.m. -I expected no less. 73 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,733 Whoo! 74 00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,404 -Hey, did you set up a fight for Wilson? -No, not yet. 75 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,281 Well, come on. 76 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,951 What the hell am I paying him 5 grand a month, to sit on his hands? 77 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,661 Nobody will take him on. 78 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,789 Not after what he did to those last couple of guys. 79 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,418 Yeah, well, maybe we ought to, uh, set up a match... 80 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,503 ...between Wilson and the rattler, huh? Ha, ha. 81 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,214 Ha, ha. You'd lose a good rattler. 82 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:23,343 There is a guy on the West Coast named Philo Beddoe. 83 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,929 Philo Beddoe. I never heard of him. 84 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,098 Some folks in Dallas think a lot of him. 85 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,100 Yeah? Which folks? 86 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,853 The folks that bet. And he's well-known in California. 87 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,482 I think we could get a good piece of action on this one, Jim. 88 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,778 -All right. You set it up. -All right. 89 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:55,792 Well, Loretta, we've talked about it for 20 years, but now we're doing it. 90 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,711 We're in California. 91 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,672 I hear people here are a little peculiar. 92 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:04,885 Oh, Loretta, folks are just folks the world over. 93 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,435 -Luther. -Yeah? 94 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,812 I think we should go back to Iowa. 95 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,003 LYNNE [SINGING]: Then your whiskey eyes undress me 96 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,714 As we hide the night away 97 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,467 I know it's wrong to want you 98 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,345 But God knows it feels so right 99 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,181 Just stay a little longer 100 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,642 Before you go to her tonight 101 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,936 There's one too many women in your life 102 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,898 -You didn't tell me she was here. -I didn't know. We can go. 103 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,692 No, it's all right. 104 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:09,366 There's one too many women in your life 105 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,704 The one you say you love 106 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,832 And the one you call your wife 107 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,343 You tell me you don't love her 108 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,305 And you say someday you'll leave 109 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:37,060 Then when our love starts feelin' right You walk away from me 110 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:42,357 Bedroom lies and alibis Are the only words you know 111 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:47,279 Just tell me that you love me Before you have to go 112 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:52,284 There's one too many women in your life 113 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,456 Neither one of us can make it right 114 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:03,337 There's one too many women in your life 115 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,927 Lynne Halsey-Taylor, ladies and gentlemen. 116 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,847 Let's have a big welcome for Johnny Duncan. 117 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,857 [SINGING] It's raining on the west coast 118 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,735 Snowing in Topeka 119 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:31,365 The weatherman says there's ice For old Tennessee 120 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,700 Mind if I sit here? 121 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,245 No. It's a free country. 122 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,499 You're still mad at me, I guess. 123 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,835 No, I like having my guts kicked out. 124 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:49,216 I didn't mean to hurt you. I-- I was mixed up. 125 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,759 Oh? 126 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,761 What do you think I was? 127 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,262 I'm sorry. 128 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,598 But that's in the past. 129 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,725 Yeah, it sure is. 130 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,648 You want me to leave? 131 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,526 Yeah. 132 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:21,331 DUNCAN [SINGING]: I see a loser in my mirror 133 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,626 Got a devil in my brain 134 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,087 And the woman I've been loving 135 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,507 All right, Clyde, keep your pants on. I'm coming. 136 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:35,387 DUNCAN: She left blossom in my bedroom 137 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,515 And dirty dishes in my sink 138 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,394 I knew you and Philo came in here a lot. 139 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:46,648 So I told them I'd sing for nothing just to get a chance to talk to him. 140 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,859 Guess I shouldn't have bothered, huh? 141 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,862 I don't like drinking with filthy apes. 142 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,780 Clyde is a clean ape. 143 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,367 Yeah? Well, I'm gonna kick his ass out of here. 144 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:01,788 If I was you, friend, I'd just sit back there and I'd have myself another beer. 145 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,250 -You ain't me. -No. 146 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,802 -I'll have another beer. -Right. 147 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,389 Looks like Clyde's getting a little rowdy. We better get out of here. 148 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,442 You're getting rowdy, Clyde. 149 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:35,363 -Why don't you leave Philo alone, honey? -I'm not your honey. 150 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:39,534 Listen, he was down for two months after you pushed him over. 151 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,661 So was I. 152 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:47,250 The three of us are doing fine now so why don't you just leave him alone? 153 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:03,558 Clyde, come on, let's go. Leave the bananas alone. Come on. 154 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,480 Kind of grows on you, doesn't he? 155 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,526 There's gotta be a better way 156 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,947 But the sun shines bright 157 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,200 In Acapulco 158 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:24,329 And there's no snow 159 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,415 In old Monterey 160 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,214 MEN: We are the Black Widows! 161 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,342 Then who stomped a mud hole in you? 162 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,302 ALL: Philo Beddoe! 163 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:43,390 Then spat on you, and let his ape stomp it dry? 164 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,559 ALL: Philo Beddoe! 165 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,895 So whose hide you gonna nail to the gates of hell? 166 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,689 ALL: Philo Beddoe's! 167 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,943 All right, then, let's start doing some stomping of our own. 168 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,444 Yeah. 169 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,781 Good grief, my brownies are burning. 170 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,289 -His what? -He's baking brownies. 171 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,258 Why me, Lord? 172 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:23,013 I mean, you made other men out of clay. 173 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,349 Mine, you made out of shit. 174 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,983 -I should have expected it. -Expected what, Ma? 175 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:41,448 Quitting your job, letting an old lady die of frostbite, canker sores. 176 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,743 It ain't froze around here in 30 years, Ma. 177 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,828 Don't have to freeze. 178 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,039 I got thin blood. 179 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,959 Besides, I didn't quit my job. Fighting ain't my job. 180 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,377 Yeah. 181 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,464 Well, I have to admit, it ain't much. 182 00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:01,134 But it's the closest you've come to earning a decent living. 183 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:04,095 But, hell, you don't care about keeping a roof... 184 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,807 ...over a poor, helpless old lady's head. 185 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,226 You don't care if she has to eat dog food. 186 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,813 You don't care if she has to soak her teeth in Clorox. 187 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:20,403 Come back here with my Oreos, you hairy ass! 188 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,414 -I'm looking for Mr. Philo Beddoe. PHILO: You're talking to him. 189 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:36,086 -I'm talking to his feet. PHILO: The top half of him can hear you. 190 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,880 I represent a man who would like to back you, Mr. Beddoe. 191 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,216 See that crescent wrench up on top there? 192 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,177 Yes, I see it. 193 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,513 Well, why don't you hand it to me? 194 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,182 Tail first, of course. The jaws may be venomous. 195 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,479 Thanks. 196 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,440 -Back me at what? -A fight? 197 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,694 -Sorry, I'm retired. -Since when? 198 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,029 Since I decided to retire. 199 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:08,243 My employer is willing to pay you $15,000 for this fight, Mr. Beddoe. 200 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,915 -Against who? -A man named Jack Wilson. 201 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,293 -You know Wilson? -I know of him. 202 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:21,047 Let's not quibble, Mr. Beddoe. Twenty-five thousand. 203 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:33,893 -Is that win or lose, or just win? -The money will be payable, win or lose. 204 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,772 Ten thousand in advance. 205 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,111 -Give it to Clyde. -Yes. 206 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,614 -Who's Clyde? -He's my manager. 207 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,743 Ah, Jesus Christ! 208 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:54,372 -Don't worry, he won't hurt you. -You want me to give $10,000 to an ape? 209 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,249 He handles all my business. 210 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,044 You stash that, Clyde, and don't let Ma see you. 211 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,628 MAN: Good boy. 212 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,797 Good boy. 213 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,018 I'll be in touch. 214 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,729 Yeah, I'm sure. 215 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,317 MAN [OVER CB]: You there, Harry? HARRY: Yeah, what do you got? 216 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,319 MAN: Dead battery at Sunset and Lincoln. 217 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,237 Green '73 Chevrolet. 218 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,656 HARRY: Got it. Be about 20 minutes. 219 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:36,039 Twenty minutes is too late by half, Harry. 220 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:50,553 Hang on there, green Chevy. Harry's on the way. 221 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:54,724 Have you seen Clyde? 222 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,520 No. Is he gone? 223 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,605 Well, a couple hours. 224 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,609 -Is he in the shed? -I'll take another look. 225 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:10,949 No hairy-ass jungle jumper... 226 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,577 ...is going to outsmart Senovia Boggs. 227 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:19,666 That goddamn banana-head probably ate it. 228 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,334 Send him down to that.... 229 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:28,424 Work and slave for that ape of yours. Work and slave. 230 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:32,303 Well, I appreciate that, Ma. You haven't seen him, have you? 231 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:34,931 No. No, I ain't seen him. 232 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:44,107 I'll find it. You better believe I'll find it. 233 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:50,572 [SINGING] Am I being too tender Or are you just too tough? 234 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:55,910 Right now I'm feeling Like I've had enough 235 00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:01,749 If I've been all wrong Instead of all right 236 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,794 Either your love's too loose 237 00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:09,257 Or mine is too tight 238 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,886 When the wheel of fortune spins again 239 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,888 I plan to be a winner 240 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:21,394 Does the magic in your eyes disguise A saint or just a sinner? 241 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:27,275 Playing your game Is one hell of a gamble 242 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:33,406 You're too loose to love And you're too hot to handle 243 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:43,291 Am I being too weak When I need to be strong? 244 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:48,421 Hanging around here After your love is gone 245 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:52,133 Has it all been a lie? 246 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,303 Or am I thinking small? 247 00:25:55,471 --> 00:26:00,433 I love all the way Or I don't love at all 248 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:05,605 When the wheel of fortune spins again 249 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,191 I plan to be a winner 250 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:14,447 Does the magic in your eyes disguise A saint or just a sinner? 251 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,911 -You seen Clyde? -Yeah. Right behind you, Philo. 252 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:25,917 You're too loose to love And you're too hot to handle 253 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,302 Lynne Halsey-Taylor, ladies and gentlemen. 254 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:39,264 Now let's everybody get ready for Fats Domino. 255 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:51,067 [SINGING] Every afternoon when I wake up 256 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:55,238 I say a little prayer and drink up 257 00:26:55,948 --> 00:27:01,786 And thank the Lord For driving me home once more 258 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,542 He ain't supposed to be, uh, out like this. 259 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:11,838 What did I do? I was just singing a number and he came in and sat down. 260 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,425 He probably got lost and recognized this place. 261 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:20,179 Maybe he wanted to see me. Not everybody hates me, you know. 262 00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:24,392 I don't hate you. 263 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:29,814 I can take just about any kind of pain. There's just one I have no tolerance for. 264 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,860 Some kinds I can't tolerate either. 265 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,536 You gotta do another set? 266 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:48,666 Uh, no, I'm just doing one set a night. They're all here to see Fats. 267 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,335 -You sound good. -Thank you. 268 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,544 Real good. 269 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:55,340 DOMINO [SINGING]: Hangovers every day 270 00:27:55,507 --> 00:28:01,429 Flyin' high with honky-tonk angels 271 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:05,516 In whiskey heaven 272 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,394 Do you have any wheels? 273 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:10,646 No. 274 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,359 I'll give you a ride home. If you like. 275 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,320 I like. 276 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,573 Okay. Let's go. 277 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,451 In whiskey heaven 278 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:29,457 We drink a little beer and wine 279 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:34,212 Stay drunk most of the time 280 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:41,010 We're always raisin' hell all night In whiskey heaven 281 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:49,936 This is it? 282 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:53,231 -Anything wrong with it? -No. Not a thing. 283 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,361 -Well, I guess I can't ask you in. -I guess not. 284 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,161 Good night, Clyde. 285 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,501 Thanks, Philo. 286 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,694 Shut up, meathead. 287 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,411 Hey! It's Philo Beddoe! 288 00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,746 Are we bad mothers? 289 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,291 ALL: We are bad mothers! 290 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,647 Hey, Beddoe, it's us. 291 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,194 Are you talking to me? 292 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:25,948 I ain't talking to you, Beddoe. I'm reading your death warrant. 293 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,160 I didn't know you boys could read. 294 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,829 Oh. Now, that's real cute, real cute. 295 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:35,208 We're gonna kill you slow, boy. Take maybe a week. 296 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,544 Well, I wouldn't want to rush you. 297 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,964 After the first day, I think, you're probably gonna be shaking... 298 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,133 ...like some blind faggot at a weenie roast. 299 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:50,389 You got him real good, Cholla. You got him real good with that one. 300 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:51,891 Shut your hole. 301 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:59,524 Except this time, it ain't gonna be no weenie roast. 302 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,027 No, this time it's gonna be an ape roast. 303 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,113 Right turn, Clyde. 304 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,798 Hey, Cholla, they're getting away. 305 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,468 Why me? 306 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,351 Ah, what the hell. 307 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,104 I guess maybe it's time. 308 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:48,281 She's in Room 25, but you can't go up there. 309 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:50,533 No, ma'am, I know that. 310 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:54,579 -You're not allowed up there! -I won't be long, ma'am. 311 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,502 Operator, get me the police. 312 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,673 Oh. Excuse me, ma'am. 313 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,510 Hey, wait a minute. 314 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,805 Excuse me, ma'am, I didn't see a thing, hardly. 315 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:16,225 -You aren't allowed up here. -I know that, ma'am. 316 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,813 LYNNE: Who is it? -Philo. 317 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,650 You're not allowed up here. 318 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,321 Must be true. You're the third person who's told me that. 319 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,118 Well? 320 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,538 Well, we've got an extra room at the house. 321 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,499 I don't need any handouts. 322 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,669 Handouts are what you get from the government. 323 00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:45,755 A hand up is what you get from friends. 324 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,424 Are you a friend? 325 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:49,634 I'm a friend. 326 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:58,392 Well, I don't have so many friends that I can afford to lose one. 327 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,569 What is it? 328 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,447 Sorry, ma'am. 329 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:26,087 I believe what we got here, ladies, is a case of wishful thinking. 330 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:30,466 They all think we moon around all day, lusting after their bodies. 331 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,968 Well, some of us do, Rita. 332 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,040 Where's Clyde? 333 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,004 Shit. 334 00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:13,426 So how are you gonna write this one up? 335 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,469 I'm not. Plus, you were a lot of help. 336 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:19,181 You can always say she was nuts about your toothpaste smile. 337 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,478 You could bust them for harassing an officer. 338 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:26,564 -Just shut up. -Ha-ha-ha! 339 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,649 OFFICER 1: Hey. 340 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,776 It's them! 341 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,877 -Come on, come on! We can catch them! -You catch them. 342 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,924 So where are you gonna sleep? 343 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:57,178 We have a guest room out back, I told you. 344 00:34:58,263 --> 00:34:59,847 -Good night. -Good night. 345 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:31,212 Clyde, you still up? 346 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:43,182 What are you doing, pal? 347 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,559 An Oreo cookie for me? 348 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,562 I'll save mine till later. 349 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:50,272 Night, buddy. 350 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:02,618 -Mind if I come in? -No, not at all. 351 00:36:11,253 --> 00:36:12,920 What was that? 352 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:17,716 Just a cookie I was saving till later. 353 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,636 Well, never mind. 354 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,638 You can have me instead. 355 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:28,018 No looking, now. Hmm. 356 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:07,516 LYNNE: Oh. 357 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,894 We chased him away. 358 00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:14,982 Ah, the fresh air's good for him. Besides, he'll guard the door. 359 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,401 Is he reliable? 360 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:21,155 Anything gets past Clyde is 40 feet high with fangs. 361 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:26,619 -I think we're safe. -I think. 362 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,373 I think I love you. 363 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:36,211 I think that's a piece of luck for me. 364 00:38:58,128 --> 00:38:59,169 Philo? 365 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:04,216 Jordan said he'd give us 200 big ones if we scrap that Merc for him. 366 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,262 Great. Clyde, scrap the Merc. 367 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,432 ORVILLE: Come on, Clyde, you got work to do. 368 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,243 Mind if I jog with you? 369 00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:15,621 Hell no. 370 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:22,336 We must be three miles out. How much further before you turn back? 371 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,254 A couple more. 372 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,174 That's 10 miles round trip. 373 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,719 -You do this every day? -More or less. 374 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:36,183 I'm not sure I'm gonna make it. I'm kind of new to this physical stuff. 375 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,560 You're doing real good. 376 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:42,648 Thanks. The doc said I had to get some exercise. 377 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:46,026 All I do is sit behind a desk all day. 378 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,697 You sit behind it, or you carry it around? 379 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:54,034 Well, I play a little squash sometimes. 380 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:07,047 MAN: You look like you do some lifting. PHILO: A little. 381 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:11,176 -Mostly engine blocks. -That'll do the job. 382 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:15,222 PHILO: Careful of that soft shoulder there. 383 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,182 That's a hell of a drop. 384 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:03,520 Hey, you got a pretty good grip for a new guy. 385 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,689 There's a lot of strength in fear. 386 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:11,570 -I believe I owe you. -I believe you do. 387 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,117 Philo. 388 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,746 -You can't do this fight. -Why not? 389 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:24,249 I've been checking with some people and I found out who Jack Wilson is. 390 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:28,670 Look, the fight's gonna get us a new truck, a new roof, and a few extras for Ma. 391 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,382 -He killed two men last year. -One. 392 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:37,638 So? The other one's lying someplace with nothing below the neck but memories. 393 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:39,848 Well, I told them I was gonna do it. 394 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,559 ORVILLE: I know I don't have much influence with you anymore... 395 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,771 ...since you got a girlfriend, but damn it, you can't do this! 396 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,940 Well, I'm going to do it. 397 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,610 Don't you go telling Lynne about Wilson now, you hear? 398 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,570 Damn. 399 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:05,624 Yeah, Clyde. 400 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:09,127 Looks like both of us are getting aced. 401 00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:11,129 Yeah. 402 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:16,510 LYNNE & BAND [SINGING]: There's one too many women in your life 403 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:23,392 The one you say you love And the one you call your wife 404 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:30,649 -A friend of yours? -Yeah. 405 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:35,195 Nice voice. Nice style. 406 00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:37,197 I think so. 407 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:40,742 There's one too many women in your life 408 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:51,545 Why don't you get somebody who can sing around here? 409 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:53,672 Uh.... 410 00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:57,217 -That's not polite. -Ah, forget it. 411 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,680 MAN: Complaint department's open now, sonny. 412 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:14,461 -You play a hell of a game of squash. -So do you. 413 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,298 -I believe that makes us even. -I believe it does. 414 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:21,176 Did you find out what you wanna know? 415 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,095 Yeah, I did. 416 00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:26,139 You're fast and you like pain. 417 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:29,142 You eat it like candy. 418 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,521 I've seen a few cases like that in my time. 419 00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:35,899 The more they get hurt, the more dangerous they become. 420 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:40,737 But you gotta be durable too. Real durable. 421 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,323 Most ain't. 422 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,077 Yeah, you're right. Most ain't. 423 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,663 Let's call this fight off. There's no point. 424 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,291 I ain't doing it for points. 425 00:45:57,797 --> 00:46:01,758 You're good, but you're not good enough. 426 00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:06,721 I.... 427 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:11,810 I don't wanna hurt you, and that's the truth. 428 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:16,106 Sometimes we can't always do what we want to. Right? 429 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,526 -Yeah. -Your money's no good here. 430 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,029 Well, thank you. 431 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:28,243 -Pleasure watching you work. -Same here. 432 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:36,293 Who was that? 433 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:43,008 That was a friend of mine. We used to play squash sometimes. 434 00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:51,725 [SINGING] The good guys always say That crime doesn't pay 435 00:46:51,893 --> 00:46:56,480 But for some men there's no other way 436 00:46:56,856 --> 00:47:01,485 The bad guys always claim Both sides are the same 437 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:05,906 The good guys and the bad guys 438 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,798 I don't want you to fight. 439 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:28,845 You too? I thought you weren't supposed to say anything to her. 440 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:31,223 I thought she'd have more influence. 441 00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:34,434 LYNNE: Don't do it, Philo. 442 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,562 -I'm doing it, and that's the end of it. -But he kills people. 443 00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:40,649 The subject ain't open for discussion. 444 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:45,612 Go ahead, get yourself killed, you selfish lunkhead. 445 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,614 Better still. 446 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:51,952 Let him scramble your brains and turn you into a turnip... 447 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:56,122 ...so I can spend the next 20 years watering you. 448 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,794 You too? 449 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:02,504 All right. 450 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:04,965 All right. Clyde, go get the money. 451 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:08,843 Go ahead. 452 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,764 PHILO: Orville. 453 00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:18,228 Here's the card. Call that guy, tell him to come and get his dough. 454 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:33,118 MA: Under my own mattress. Humiliating. 455 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:37,330 Outsmarted by a banana-head. 456 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:41,918 Hey. 457 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:45,338 I just spent the last five hours on a very bumpy airplane, Mr. Beddoe. 458 00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:46,715 I'm not in a good mood. 459 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:51,094 -I don't blame you. -We have a deal, Mr. Beddoe. 460 00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:54,764 We had a deal. Clyde, get the man his money back. 461 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,976 One does not cancel deals with James Beekman. 462 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:02,188 One takes one's money back, or else Clyde gets bugged at one. 463 00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,482 I am holding it for you, Mr. Beddoe. 464 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:08,236 I will add 15,000 to it and give it to you when you show up for the fight. 465 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,364 Bear this in mind: What Wilson will do to you is nothing... 466 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,618 ...compared to what we will do if you don't show up for the fight. 467 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,495 Clyde, escort the man out. 468 00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:20,665 You will have a visit from my friends very soon. 469 00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:22,876 Will they be driving Cadillacs too? 470 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:25,211 Yes. Long and black. 471 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,506 Clyde, scrap the Caddie. 472 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:32,677 MAN: Oh, Jesus! 473 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,205 Oh, Jesus! 474 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,604 MAN: Oh, God! 475 00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:32,821 He's crazy. 476 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:44,708 How about we go up to Bakersfield and mess around for a couple days? 477 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:49,212 No, thank you. I'm not Clyde. I can't sit around eating bananas... 478 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:52,465 ...while you and the broad are playing patty cake. 479 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:56,261 -Hey, she's not a broad. -I know that. 480 00:50:57,263 --> 00:50:58,888 Damn it, I'm just talking mad. 481 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:03,309 You're allowed to talk mad to your friends, you know, if they are. 482 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:06,271 They are, and you're allowed. 483 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:10,817 Shit. 484 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,570 She's a real nice girl. 485 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:15,488 I know. 486 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:18,324 -A piece of luck. -I think. 487 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,162 But I don't have to like it. 488 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,664 Hell no. I wouldn't either. 489 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,459 -You wouldn't? -Uh-uh. 490 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:33,506 Maybe I ought to get really mad at you, then. 491 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,014 You better go before he goes down the block again... 492 00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:42,807 ...after that lady Saint Bernard. 493 00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:46,770 Jesus, I never saw a dog turn gray overnight before. 494 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:51,024 That's enough. Come on, you'll get plastered. 495 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:52,984 Bakersfield. Let's go. 496 00:51:53,903 --> 00:51:56,780 -You take care, now. -All right. You too. 497 00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,365 Okay, Clyde. 498 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,884 Seems like Orville's not very happy these days. 499 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:21,971 I know. I guess he thinks you're taking up some of his space. 500 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,934 -But I can't give it back to him. -I know. 501 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,944 Hang on. 502 00:53:08,561 --> 00:53:10,270 -Uh-oh. -No! 503 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:32,458 PHILO: Lock the doors. 504 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:56,357 Cholla, I'm hardening. 505 00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:58,484 I'm hardening too. 506 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,362 Shut up and get him! Move! 507 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,243 I'm froze. 508 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:08,786 CHOLLA: Dead meat, Beddoe. 509 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:12,081 Dead meat. 510 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:21,799 Oh, you're gonna pay for this. You're gonna pay. 511 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:33,436 What are you going to do with them? 512 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:38,358 Well, we can't leave them here. Dogs would come along and piss on them. 513 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,526 Ain't fair to the dogs. 514 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,196 CHOLLA: You'll pay for that too, Beddoe. 515 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:53,081 -Will you be able to get this stuff off? -Sure. We'll just peel them like bananas. 516 00:54:53,248 --> 00:54:55,708 Of course, that tar will take their hair off with it. 517 00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:58,211 -Oh. Painful? -Moderately. 518 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:02,256 -Too bad. -Both of you are really gonna pay for this. 519 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,509 I already am paying for it. 520 00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:09,222 It's $20 for this tow boom and another 20 I'm adding on... 521 00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:11,766 ...for cleaning up my truck. That's $40 you owe me. 522 00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:21,359 We should be back in 15, 20 minutes, I hope. 523 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:24,153 LYNNE: Good luck. PHILO: Come on, Clyde. Scrap the gate. 524 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:41,754 Despite your irresistible charm, old buddy, she may have some reservations. 525 00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:44,590 You just feed her this banana and it'll put her out. 526 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:46,259 Not more than about 40 minutes. 527 00:55:46,427 --> 00:55:49,429 If that doesn't work, pop her in the ass and squeeze the bulb. 528 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:50,888 Got that? 529 00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:05,028 Clyde, sometimes I think you're not too tightly wrapped. 530 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:11,242 LYNNE: Oh, no. What happened? PHILO: Ah. 531 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:15,621 I seem to have the only primate in the country that's a dope addict. 532 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:18,458 -Be right back. -Be careful. 533 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:24,964 Well, it's his own damn fault if I get the wrong one. 534 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:04,796 -Who the hell are you? -We're looking for Philo Beddoe. 535 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,840 Well, he ain't here. Get out of my house. 536 00:57:09,510 --> 00:57:10,927 Who the hell are you--? 537 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,146 That ain't him. Where is he? 538 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:24,941 -Why don't you go f-- -Ma. 539 00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:27,485 Where is he? 540 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,823 -Uh, Bakersfield. -Where in Bakersfield? 541 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,199 I don't know. 542 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:37,495 Um... 543 00:57:37,663 --> 00:57:41,040 ...he's gonna find a motel when he gets there. 544 00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:52,385 Orville. 545 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:06,732 Son of a bitch! 546 00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:02,455 -Looks like you got the right one. -Yeah. 547 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:04,624 Come on, Clyde. 548 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,508 Do you think he knows what to do? 549 00:59:56,593 --> 01:00:00,680 Well, there have been primates around for 80 million years. 550 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:04,767 I don't think they'd set that kind of record without, uh, knowing something. 551 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,936 I guess not. 552 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,676 What is that? 553 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:42,221 It's just Clyde showing off. It's part of the courtship. 554 01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:09,040 My God. That's obscene. 555 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:13,586 Sure sounds obscene. 556 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:18,758 Hey. Don't I get a courtship? 557 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,926 Well, what do you want me to do? 558 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:27,016 I don't know. Show off a little. What do you say, big boy? 559 01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:38,277 How's that? 560 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,738 I'm impressed. 561 01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:45,159 Will it hold both of us? 562 01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:03,803 We're leaving this place immediately. Get up. 563 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:11,685 Mm. 564 01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,312 Savage. 565 01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:26,575 Luther. 566 01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:32,832 Luther, stop that. 567 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:35,668 My back! 568 01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:38,003 I've thrown out my back. 569 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,881 Stretch your arms, Luther. Don't tense. 570 01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:46,887 Oh. Damn fool. I should've known better. 571 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:51,851 It was very brave, Luther. That was a heavy chair. 572 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,482 You looked very impressive. 573 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,528 So did you. 574 01:03:04,156 --> 01:03:06,115 It's been a long time. 575 01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:57,666 How many? 576 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,880 About a hundred. 577 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,299 Let's go. 578 01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,456 Bakersfield. 579 01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:14,034 Hey. Get away from there. 580 01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:18,831 It ain't right to watch folks go humpity-bumpity. 581 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:21,792 Hey, baby. 582 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:28,799 Oh, my God, what have I done? 583 01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:33,345 The first live one in 20 years, and I disabled him. 584 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:34,805 Oh. 585 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:39,018 -Aw, come on, sweetie. -Oh. 586 01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:43,647 That was just a little tickle to loosen you up, you know? 587 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:48,193 Now, I tell you what you do. You get yourself a good eyeful. 588 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:51,947 Come on. Just look right in. Enjoy yourself. 589 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:56,076 And then when you're ready for a little romp... 590 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,203 ... I'll be in the office. 591 01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:01,707 [SINGING] Roll me in the clover 592 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,543 Roll me in the clover Ha-ha-ha 593 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:05,919 Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha 594 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,556 You know, I ain't a churchgoing person... 595 01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:22,102 ...but, I swear, that's gonna be a thing of a past. 596 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:24,355 Um, let him be all right. 597 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:29,485 I didn't hit him hard, he should still have one good one left. 598 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:53,926 MA: Sweetie. 599 01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:57,137 Thank you, Lord. 600 01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:10,901 MAN: That's it. 601 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:27,793 Uh, say, excuse me, officer. Can you tell me where the Pink Cloud Motel is? 602 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,628 Yeah. 603 01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:34,299 Just hang a right out here. Go down a little bit of ways. Can't miss it. 604 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:43,058 How would you and your girlfriend there like to race me over? 605 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:24,224 Come on, guys. Come on. 606 01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,588 Philo! 607 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,717 All right, wise guy. 608 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,969 -Which station? -Fourth Street. Why? 609 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:03,931 Fourth Street Station! 610 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,687 LORETTA: What is it, snookums? 611 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:13,941 Somebody's bashed into our car, honeybunch. 612 01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:18,612 LORETTA: We can always get another car. Come back to bed, sweetheart. 613 01:09:27,539 --> 01:09:29,248 What's that for? 614 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:30,833 Just in case. 615 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,636 Here. Take her home. Hurry on back. 616 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:52,271 You wait here. 617 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,092 Over this way. 618 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:31,852 That's enough. 619 01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:49,429 Thanks, old buddy. That took guts. I owe you one. 620 01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,734 PHILO: Don't even think about it. 621 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:14,705 -How long has she been like this? -All morning. Ain't said a word. 622 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:28,260 I suppose you'll have to fight now. 623 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,970 Yeah. 624 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:36,643 I don't think they're gonna hurt her. I think they just want you to fight. 625 01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:38,020 I know. 626 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:41,857 ORVILLE: Piece of crap, though. PHILO: Yeah. 627 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,453 She's getting on. 628 01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:59,833 I think maybe her brains are, you know, turning soft. 629 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:03,003 Jelly, sonny. Jelly. 630 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,965 [SINGING] Jellyroll killed my momma 631 01:13:07,467 --> 01:13:12,471 Drove my daddy stone blind 632 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:16,516 You're going to church next Sunday. You too. 633 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:20,896 [CHUCKLES] 634 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,484 Philo. It's him. 635 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,035 Yeah? 636 01:13:35,203 --> 01:13:38,830 Jackson, Wyoming. Saturday, noon. 637 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,499 Not until I talk to her. 638 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,794 -You are in no position to set conditions. -You heard me. 639 01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:49,633 Nino. 640 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:56,681 -Philo? -You okay? 641 01:13:56,849 --> 01:13:59,101 I'm fine. Don't fight, they don't dare hurt me. 642 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:02,104 MAN: I trust you're not so foolish as to believe that, Mr. Beddoe. 643 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:03,563 No, I'm not. 644 01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:07,234 Lynne, the fight's not your concern. I'll have you out of there on Saturday. 645 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,860 Philo, listen-- 646 01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:11,822 We have a deal, Mr. Beddoe? 647 01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:15,450 You'll produce her Saturday noon, before the fight, right? 648 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:18,620 Deal. 649 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:21,873 CHOLLA: All right, boys. Belly up to the table. 650 01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:23,834 Get yourself some hair there. 651 01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:28,547 And here. Paint on some eyebrows. You look like a bunch of freaks. 652 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:29,840 Hey. 653 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:34,136 -You promised me a moustache. -Cholla promised me I could be a blond. 654 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,887 MAN 1: I want to be a redhead. 655 01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,806 MAN 2: Give me that brown one. I like brown. 656 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:46,022 Cholla, why don't you tell them to give me what I asked for? 657 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:50,402 MAN 3: I love it. 658 01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:56,074 Nobody knows nothing. 659 01:14:56,242 --> 01:15:00,370 I checked everybody I know, even the sleazies. 660 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:03,748 Well, they're probably holding her somewhere near Jackson. 661 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,126 We'll just do a little scouting. 662 01:16:05,436 --> 01:16:06,686 Oh, Jesus. 663 01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:11,066 Why don't you just shut up and start passing out them tickets there? 664 01:16:11,776 --> 01:16:13,401 I ain't got the heart. 665 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,320 You've got enough trouble. 666 01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:17,572 CHOLLA: Wait a minute. 667 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:20,742 You have to give us them tickets. You have to. 668 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,411 I mean, didn't you see us? We're lawbreakers. 669 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,580 I mean, we are totally despicable. 670 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:28,792 We have earned them tickets. 671 01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:34,464 Son, you are a walking violation of the laws of nature. 672 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,384 But we don't enforce them laws. 673 01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:48,103 CHOLLA: Lord... 674 01:16:49,397 --> 01:16:53,233 ...you have given me these crosses to bear... 675 01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:54,859 ...and I will carry them... 676 01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:58,863 ...all the way from Jerusalem to Jackson, whichever's closer. 677 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,365 But hear me, Lord. 678 01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:03,201 Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... 679 01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:08,790 ... I will chew on Philo Beddoe's ass for my last supper. 680 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,563 Hyah! 681 01:17:31,731 --> 01:17:35,150 [SINGING] Yippie-aye-ay Cow Patti 682 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,736 WOMAN: I lose. 683 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:41,281 The killer hit town at daybreak Ate the door off the local saloon 684 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,284 He started to drink you could tell He was thinking 685 01:17:44,452 --> 01:17:46,202 There'll be a showdown soon 686 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:52,834 Patti hit town in a cloud of dust Ol' Flame was buzzin' like a saw 687 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:56,004 And the whole town got As quiet as a church 688 01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:58,715 When the killer stepped out for the draw 689 01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:02,093 Excuse me, sir, there's a call for you. A Mr. Beekman. 690 01:18:04,347 --> 01:18:06,639 Hello, Beeky, it's your dime. 691 01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:11,394 Zack? I got a sporting event laid out for this Saturday. 692 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:15,523 A fire-eater named, uh, Philo Beddoe. Ha, ha. 693 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:17,233 Against Jack Wilson. 694 01:18:17,401 --> 01:18:20,195 Philo Beddoe? Never heard of him. 695 01:18:20,446 --> 01:18:22,447 Hey, Melvin, can Beddoe whup Jack Wilson? 696 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:26,993 Beddoe's good, real good, but I'd have to give Wilson the edge. 697 01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:30,747 -How big an edge? -If it was my money, 7-to-5. 698 01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:33,041 But 6-to-5 is a fair bet. 699 01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:36,711 I might be interested in 4-to-1. 700 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:38,171 Even money, Zack. 701 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:40,507 Well, I might go 3-to-1. 702 01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:42,550 I've reserved your suite for you. 703 01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:44,427 I'll be there. 704 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:47,972 Yippie-aye-ay, yay Cow Patti 705 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:51,476 Yee-haw! Y'all saddle up. We going on a trip. 706 01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:56,940 Jim Martin and his crew are coming in from Kansas City. 707 01:18:57,108 --> 01:18:58,775 -Yeah? -Yeah. 708 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:03,947 We got contingents coming in from Seattle, L.A., Frisco. 709 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:06,074 Any takers at 6-to-5? 710 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,494 Uh, we got about 30 grand. 711 01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,037 You know, Jim... 712 01:19:11,205 --> 01:19:13,832 ...might have to go 2-to-1 we wanna pick up the action, huh? 713 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:16,668 We'll get enough action at 8-to-5. 714 01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:18,044 All right. 715 01:19:18,212 --> 01:19:21,131 -I'll call up Boston, set up a layoff. -No. 716 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:25,385 No. There's not gonna be a layoff. 717 01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:27,804 Jim. 718 01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:30,807 We're liable to get a couple million bucks on this. 719 01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:32,559 Wilson's not going to lose. 720 01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:38,022 We try any funny stuff here, they're gonna retire us to the Jersey Flats. 721 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:42,193 No, no funny stuff. I'm telling you, Wilson's gonna take him. 722 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:43,653 Jim. 723 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:46,072 All we gotta do.... 724 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,533 We set up a little layoff. 725 01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:51,077 You and me, we take a nice 6, 7 percent cut. 726 01:19:51,245 --> 01:19:54,080 We walk away, couple hundred grand. No risk. 727 01:19:54,248 --> 01:19:57,167 I'd rather walk away with a couple of million. 728 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:00,962 Yeah. 729 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:04,048 Yeah, all right. All right, I'll go along. 730 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:07,218 But if Wilson loses, you better have snowshoes. 731 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:10,513 Because north of the Arctic Circle is the only place we'll be safe. 732 01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:14,767 Welcome to Jackson, Mr. Wilson. Welcome. 733 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:17,020 It's a great honor to serve you. Great honor. 734 01:20:17,188 --> 01:20:20,064 Uh, I'm going to take you up to the suite myself. Here, let me take this. 735 01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:27,739 Uh, there are three parties in progress, one of which started yesterday afternoon. 736 01:20:27,907 --> 01:20:32,452 If there's anything you need, anything. The hotel does allows pets in the room. 737 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:34,537 If you understand my meaning. 738 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:37,248 I don't keep pets. 739 01:20:44,215 --> 01:20:45,215 No pets, no booze. 740 01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:48,968 -I can read. -And no parties. 741 01:20:49,637 --> 01:20:50,929 Oh, that's Aunt Hortense. 742 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:54,807 The last party she was at was, uh, Teddy Roosevelt's inauguration. 743 01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:58,311 -Is she your aunt by blood or marriage? -Blood. 744 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:01,397 I'd be careful about having any children if I were you. 745 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,651 Always am. 746 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:20,792 That's the fifteenth private jet this morning. What's going on? 747 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,460 Bare-knuckle fight. 748 01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:24,420 California boy named Philo Beddoe... 749 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:27,173 ...is taking on some monster from the East Coast. 750 01:21:27,341 --> 01:21:30,301 -I ain't seen anything in the papers. -Strictly illegal. 751 01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:34,264 No referee, and the fight won't end until one or the other's half dead. 752 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:39,686 Oh, my God. 753 01:21:45,693 --> 01:21:49,529 -I think I'm doing something wrong. -You're doing just fine, hon. 754 01:21:49,697 --> 01:21:53,241 Yeah, but we've been flying upside down for 15 minutes, Zack. 755 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:58,955 It takes a little time to get the hang of it. Don't be so hard on yourself, foxy. 756 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,626 It's like that ride at the fair where everything falls out. 757 01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:06,504 -I hope so. -Oh, you're terrible. 758 01:22:06,714 --> 01:22:09,882 -You can't drink upside down. -Sure, you can. 759 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,928 -Here, try it. -All right. 760 01:22:15,389 --> 01:22:16,514 Hey, it worked. 761 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:19,017 You'd be surprised what you can do upside down. 762 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:20,435 -Surprise me. -Oh! 763 01:22:24,231 --> 01:22:27,275 I'll take the south side of town. You take the north. 764 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:29,611 -What are we looking for? -I don't know. 765 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:31,863 Keep your eyes out for anything peculiar. 766 01:22:32,031 --> 01:22:35,033 And keep Aunt Hortense out of sight, will you? 767 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:58,431 Why, you're Philo Beddoe. 768 01:22:58,599 --> 01:23:00,516 PHILO: Yes, ma'am. -It's him! 769 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:05,104 -Why, he's looking too good. -Oh. Too good by half. 770 01:23:05,606 --> 01:23:06,898 Excuse me, ma'am. 771 01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:09,817 We can't get decent odds on you looking that good. 772 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:13,154 We're trying to find some fool who'll give us 2-to-1. 773 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,823 Try to look a little more peaked, would you? 774 01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:18,242 Excuse me. 775 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:42,600 -Oh. Sorry. -You damn fool! 776 01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:44,727 -Let me see that hand. -What? 777 01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:46,437 Wiggle your fingers. 778 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:51,776 You could have broke that hand and made paupers out of all of us. 779 01:23:52,111 --> 01:23:53,236 Sorry. 780 01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:57,782 What are you standing here gabbing for? Get on back to jogging. 781 01:23:58,409 --> 01:23:59,701 I think I might do that. 782 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:04,288 Oh, and no booze, no parties. In bed by 8:00. 783 01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:06,541 You can count on that. 784 01:24:08,669 --> 01:24:10,169 I do. 785 01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:13,047 Did y'all see that? 786 01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:16,634 The way he grabbed me with one hand like I was a feather? 787 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:21,973 Son of a gun, boys, we're gonna be rich. 788 01:24:22,850 --> 01:24:24,976 We're already rich, Zack. 789 01:24:31,942 --> 01:24:33,776 Mind if I jog with you? 790 01:24:34,486 --> 01:24:36,946 You work for some pretty strange folks. 791 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:39,866 Who I work for is my business. 792 01:24:40,451 --> 01:24:41,993 They got my girl. 793 01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:44,328 Hey, they're running together. 794 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,457 Jesus. Talk about beef on the hook. 795 01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,751 MAN: Wilson will eat him for breakfast. 796 01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,712 -I got 40 on Beddoe. -You're on. 797 01:24:53,422 --> 01:24:54,630 I didn't know. 798 01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:58,301 I didn't say you did. I just said you worked for some strange folks. 799 01:24:58,469 --> 01:25:00,845 Well, their business isn't mine. 800 01:25:01,388 --> 01:25:03,097 I never said it was. 801 01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:07,351 We're even, remember? 802 01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:13,775 Uh, yeah. 803 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,276 Oh, Jim. 804 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,403 Tony Paoli's on the way up. 805 01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:23,493 -Poor little Tony, he never learns. -Not junior, senior. 806 01:25:23,911 --> 01:25:25,828 -Big Tony? -Big Tony. 807 01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:27,497 What's he coming here for? 808 01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:48,059 Ah, Mr. Paoli. What a pleasure to see you. 809 01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:58,820 I hear you ain't laying off any of the action. 810 01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:01,572 No, not so far. No, sir. 811 01:26:02,699 --> 01:26:06,577 You got guts. I admire a man with guts. 812 01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:13,209 So I says, "Big Tony, maybe now's the time you go out... 813 01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:17,588 ...and make a little bet with this high-roller Beekman with guts." 814 01:26:23,595 --> 01:26:25,429 A hundred thousand? 815 01:26:26,807 --> 01:26:31,978 Mr. Beekman, you and I are not men who deal in five zeroes. 816 01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:35,106 Uh, he means six zeroes, Jim. 817 01:26:35,274 --> 01:26:37,108 "He means six zeroes, Jim." 818 01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:41,737 Of course, I have to cover it. 819 01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:44,031 Ha, ha. Of course. 820 01:27:13,312 --> 01:27:14,478 Give us a look, sweetie. 821 01:27:14,646 --> 01:27:17,523 Come on, honeybunch, show us those big blue eyes. 822 01:27:28,368 --> 01:27:29,535 No. 823 01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:31,579 Uh-uh. Mm-mm. 824 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:34,040 He's a menace. Goes around peeking in windows. 825 01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:38,252 Ogled at me last night while I was getting it on with two young beauties. 826 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:41,339 Look, Clyde has no interest in human sex. 827 01:27:41,506 --> 01:27:43,674 What were you doing, getting it on with apes? 828 01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:45,843 Get out. Out. 829 01:27:47,763 --> 01:27:48,930 Let's go. 830 01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:50,890 -The fight ain't on till noon. -I know. 831 01:27:51,058 --> 01:27:54,852 But I found where they're holding Lynne. Best to hit them when they move her. 832 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:57,355 -What's going on? -He found out where Lynne is. 833 01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:58,773 Let's go. 834 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,567 Uh, I know they're packing heat and they might use it. 835 01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:05,071 I'm his friend and Clyde's his friend. We go. 836 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:09,659 Hop in there, kid. 837 01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:25,675 Hey. 838 01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,315 Right turn, Clyde. 839 01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:47,905 -You all right? -I'm fine. 840 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:50,408 Why don't you get the cops and the ambulance? 841 01:28:50,575 --> 01:28:54,578 -The cops ain't part of the bargain. PHILO: Just the ambulance, then. 842 01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:55,871 That bullet was mine. 843 01:28:56,373 --> 01:28:59,041 I like being a hero too, sometimes, you know. 844 01:28:59,209 --> 01:29:01,335 Well, you're doing a good job with it. 845 01:29:02,546 --> 01:29:05,840 Look, I just saved you guys' ass from the slam. 846 01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:07,758 So now they belong to me. 847 01:29:08,301 --> 01:29:11,220 But if I ever see you again, I'm gonna come a-collecting. 848 01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:16,600 You just get in this car and keep driving west, till you see the surf. 849 01:29:16,768 --> 01:29:19,603 You got it? Move. 850 01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:24,650 PHILO: I owe you one. WILSON: Uh-uh. We're even. 851 01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:28,279 Your hairy friend back there saved my skin for me. 852 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:32,408 -We're even, then. LYNNE: You're not gonna fight, are you? 853 01:29:32,784 --> 01:29:34,785 Well, if I don't, it's a forfeit. 854 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:37,663 A lot of people bet money on me. Not all of them are rich. 855 01:29:37,831 --> 01:29:41,083 If neither one of us showed up, then there wouldn't be any fight. 856 01:29:41,251 --> 01:29:43,252 Then all the bets would be off. 857 01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:46,297 That's something to think about. 858 01:29:46,965 --> 01:29:49,592 Wilson! He hung up. 859 01:29:50,218 --> 01:29:52,428 Well, that's it. 860 01:29:52,929 --> 01:29:54,889 Neither of them are gonna show. 861 01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:57,391 -All the bets are off, then. -Damn it. 862 01:29:57,601 --> 01:30:01,437 I spent a lot of time, a lot of money setting this thing up. 863 01:30:02,481 --> 01:30:06,776 Well, you better let the sporting folks know. 864 01:30:06,943 --> 01:30:07,985 Yeah. 865 01:30:08,153 --> 01:30:11,489 -So are you gonna fight? PHILO: I don't know. Depends on Wilson. 866 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:13,282 You wanna stay here with Orville? 867 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:17,745 On your way out, could you kind of tell the nurses what a hero I am? 868 01:30:17,954 --> 01:30:20,247 -Why didn't I think of that? -Is that the hero? 869 01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:23,042 Oh, yeah. That's him lying right there. 870 01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:26,462 You're a good man, Philo Beddoe. 871 01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:28,255 It hurts right here. 872 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:36,514 -Young man's got a real healthy appetite. -That he does. 873 01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:41,185 I don't think we can end it even. 874 01:30:43,063 --> 01:30:44,271 I don't think. 875 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,858 But then, on the other hand... 876 01:30:48,026 --> 01:30:50,611 ... I don't have any great desire to make Beekman rich. 877 01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:53,864 You figure you would? 878 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:56,242 I figure. 879 01:30:58,537 --> 01:31:01,914 But then, I guess we'll just have to find out if I would have or not, huh? 880 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:04,500 I guess. 881 01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:11,882 Real shame. 882 01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:15,052 It would've been the fight of the century. 883 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,388 Sure as hell would have. 884 01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:26,730 I blew a $100,000 deal to get out here for this fight. 885 01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:29,108 Hell, it would have been worth it. 886 01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:34,738 -Wilson would have taken him. -Ha. 887 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:37,408 -The hell he would have. -Who cares? 888 01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:10,232 PHILO: Get up there. 889 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,468 BOY 1: Hey, look at this. 890 01:32:37,636 --> 01:32:39,178 BOY 2: What? GlRL: What? 891 01:32:39,346 --> 01:32:40,763 BOY 2: Whoa! 892 01:32:40,931 --> 01:32:42,765 Let me see. 893 01:32:49,731 --> 01:32:52,399 OFFICER: All right, you kids, what are you doing here? 894 01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:57,655 I said, what are you kids doing here? Come on. Move back, move back. 895 01:33:06,164 --> 01:33:07,498 It's on. It-- 896 01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:10,334 -What? What? -The fight. Give me that. 897 01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:16,465 Jackson Base, this is Car 2. Uh, the fight-- The fight is on. Here. 898 01:33:17,467 --> 01:33:20,427 Breaker, breaker, 1-9. This is your good news channel. 899 01:33:20,637 --> 01:33:22,638 MAN: It's on! The fight is on! 900 01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:24,181 Did you hear that? 901 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:28,852 What you waiting for, dummy? 902 01:33:31,648 --> 01:33:33,774 Aren't you gonna have any? Come on. 903 01:33:37,362 --> 01:33:38,612 Yeah? 904 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:44,159 -Jim, the fight is on. They're fighting! -What time is it? 905 01:33:44,327 --> 01:33:48,122 -Uh, it's 11:50. -All bets don't cancel till noon. 906 01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:52,668 That means all bets are still on. Come on, let's go! Let's go! 907 01:34:05,557 --> 01:34:06,640 It's on. 908 01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:08,892 -What? -The fight. 909 01:34:26,286 --> 01:34:27,828 It's on. The fight's on! 910 01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:37,880 Hey, Cholla. What are we doing on foot? 911 01:34:38,048 --> 01:34:41,967 -I told you, the cops pinched the bikes. -Yeah, but what for? 912 01:34:42,135 --> 01:34:45,054 Who's running this outfit anyway, you or me? 913 01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:26,261 -Come on, Clyde. -Come on. 914 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:47,699 Just right around the corner and we'll be ringside, boys. 915 01:36:02,132 --> 01:36:05,092 -Get along, honey. Come on. -It's just around the corner. 916 01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:06,885 Where's the fight? 917 01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:09,513 Come on, Zack. Let's go! 918 01:36:31,911 --> 01:36:33,537 That's it. That's it. 919 01:36:43,798 --> 01:36:45,799 Come on, baby. Come on. 920 01:36:50,138 --> 01:36:52,181 Come on, Philo! Come on! 921 01:37:24,881 --> 01:37:31,887 Come on! 922 01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:41,522 Kill him. You heard me. Right now. 923 01:37:44,526 --> 01:37:45,567 Nino. 924 01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:56,411 Listen up. That's Beekman's hoods up there. 925 01:37:56,579 --> 01:37:57,955 They're gonna kill Beddoe. 926 01:37:58,122 --> 01:38:00,290 Cholla, that's great. Let's give them a hand. 927 01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:01,500 You twit! 928 01:38:01,668 --> 01:38:04,795 I sold all the bikes and put every nickel we had on Beddoe to win! 929 01:38:04,963 --> 01:38:06,213 Cholla, how could you? 930 01:38:06,381 --> 01:38:08,507 We've been at war with Beddoe for over a year. 931 01:38:08,675 --> 01:38:11,301 War is war, but business is business. 932 01:38:11,469 --> 01:38:14,388 If Beddoe losses, we are flat busted. 933 01:38:14,556 --> 01:38:16,682 Hell yeah, business is business. 934 01:38:16,933 --> 01:38:19,226 Don't just stand there, you freaks, go get them! 935 01:38:19,477 --> 01:38:21,103 BLACK WIDOWS: Yeah! 936 01:38:31,072 --> 01:38:32,114 Yeah! 937 01:38:45,336 --> 01:38:46,837 -Aah! -Shall we? 938 01:39:53,613 --> 01:39:55,656 We could end it here, you know. 939 01:39:56,324 --> 01:39:57,491 Even? 940 01:39:58,326 --> 01:39:59,826 No, you owe me one. 941 01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:07,376 -Hey, is it over? -I don't know. 942 01:40:11,214 --> 01:40:14,716 You think I'd buy that when I'm still standing? 943 01:40:15,176 --> 01:40:16,426 Nope. 944 01:41:08,271 --> 01:41:09,312 It's broke. 945 01:41:13,985 --> 01:41:15,026 That's it. 946 01:41:16,654 --> 01:41:18,739 -No, it ain't. -That's it. 947 01:41:21,659 --> 01:41:23,910 -His arm's broke. -Philo broke his arm. 948 01:41:31,544 --> 01:41:34,838 Stop this. It doesn't matter. 949 01:41:35,465 --> 01:41:37,716 -It matters to me. WILSON: Beddoe. 950 01:41:39,302 --> 01:41:40,635 We're even. 951 01:41:48,186 --> 01:41:49,770 I owe you. 952 01:42:02,575 --> 01:42:04,951 MAN: Come on. Put that spaghetti down. Come on. 953 01:43:20,486 --> 01:43:21,528 I knew he'd do it. 954 01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:27,534 MAN: You get your money's worth. 955 01:43:40,131 --> 01:43:42,674 -Was I out? -Yeah. 956 01:43:43,426 --> 01:43:45,385 -How long? -Long enough. 957 01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:50,891 That's it, then. 958 01:43:52,351 --> 01:43:53,685 That's it. 959 01:44:00,568 --> 01:44:02,777 That was one hell of a fight. 960 01:44:03,195 --> 01:44:04,821 You better get that arm fixed. 961 01:44:13,706 --> 01:44:16,917 -I think we better get out of here. -I think you're right. 962 01:44:32,308 --> 01:44:34,726 He's paying off 30 cents on the dollar. 963 01:44:35,019 --> 01:44:38,855 But he offered us 40 cents if we promised not to touch him. 964 01:44:45,196 --> 01:44:47,238 -Did you promise? -Of course. 965 01:44:48,532 --> 01:44:49,783 Good. 966 01:44:50,952 --> 01:44:54,204 Now go back there and kill him. 967 01:44:56,374 --> 01:45:00,794 Hell, Zack, 30 cents on the dollar isn't gonna pay for the cost of that plane. 968 01:45:01,295 --> 01:45:02,379 It don't matter. 969 01:45:02,546 --> 01:45:06,383 Hell, it's worth it to pay for the privilege of seeing a fight like that. 970 01:45:06,717 --> 01:45:08,301 Sure as hell is. 971 01:45:09,053 --> 01:45:10,804 I should say. 972 01:45:12,264 --> 01:45:15,266 I'm gonna have to call you on your bloomers, ma'am. 973 01:45:15,476 --> 01:45:18,937 Oh, damn it. Chivalry ain't dead in Texas. 974 01:45:19,397 --> 01:45:20,897 Well, thank you, ma'am. 975 01:45:31,534 --> 01:45:33,660 -What's the matter? Who is it? -Tony's boys. 976 01:45:33,828 --> 01:45:35,829 Tony's boys? What are they coming here for? 977 01:45:35,997 --> 01:45:39,416 -What the hell do you think for? -Yeah, but they promised. 978 01:45:58,269 --> 01:45:59,686 Come on. Come on. 979 01:46:00,771 --> 01:46:03,815 Hurry up. Grab the case. Come on. 980 01:46:08,070 --> 01:46:12,365 Hey, Beekman, I believe you owe us another 70 cents on the dollar. 981 01:46:12,533 --> 01:46:14,743 Come on, get out of the way, you punks. 982 01:46:15,119 --> 01:46:19,164 You really don't know who we are, do you? Tell him who we are. 983 01:46:19,331 --> 01:46:21,416 We're the Black Widows. We're feared throughout the land. 984 01:46:25,463 --> 01:46:27,547 MAN: Jim. -Let's get the hell out of here! 985 01:46:30,301 --> 01:46:31,593 Hey. 986 01:46:31,761 --> 01:46:35,722 You see how they lit out of here when they found out who we was? 987 01:46:35,890 --> 01:46:38,933 -Didn't I tell you I'd make you great? -Yeah. 988 01:46:39,101 --> 01:46:43,063 -Yeah, but we sure got screwed, man. -Right, Dallas, we got screwed. 989 01:46:49,028 --> 01:46:50,361 Not quite. 990 01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:55,075 And I'd, uh, check that case if I were you. 991 01:46:55,409 --> 01:46:57,577 -Nothing. ALL: Ha-ha-ha! 992 01:47:03,417 --> 01:47:09,339 [SINGING] Just love me any which way you can 993 01:47:12,301 --> 01:47:16,346 My love's not the choking kind 994 01:47:17,973 --> 01:47:22,977 You've got your life And I've got mine 995 01:47:23,145 --> 01:47:27,607 So if you can never be free 996 01:47:27,775 --> 01:47:30,110 ORVILLE: I got a telegram from Ma in Bakersfield. 997 01:47:30,277 --> 01:47:32,737 She's at another revival meeting. 998 01:47:33,697 --> 01:47:36,825 What are you gonna do, you gonna head back East? 999 01:47:37,618 --> 01:47:38,827 Yeah, I guess so. 1000 01:47:39,662 --> 01:47:41,788 California ain't such a bad place. 1001 01:47:41,956 --> 01:47:45,708 Well, I'm not all that wild about it. But I do like the people. 1002 01:47:46,085 --> 01:47:48,211 And the music is great. 1003 01:47:48,462 --> 01:47:50,004 Why, thank you. 1004 01:47:51,006 --> 01:47:53,508 What about Beekman? You gonna have problems with him? 1005 01:47:54,135 --> 01:47:57,554 Beekman's the one with a problem. He can't cover the bets. 1006 01:48:03,018 --> 01:48:08,231 -Orville, what do you say? -I'm staying here in Jackson. Medical care. 1007 01:48:08,941 --> 01:48:10,150 Sure. 1008 01:48:10,609 --> 01:48:13,736 I love the place and I love the people. 1009 01:48:14,029 --> 01:48:15,446 Right, Clyde? Mm. 1010 01:48:15,614 --> 01:48:17,407 Right, Clyde. Mm. 1011 01:48:20,953 --> 01:48:26,082 Just love me any which way you can 1012 01:48:28,919 --> 01:48:33,006 My love's not the choking kind 1013 01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:39,679 You've got your life And I've got mine 1014 01:48:48,105 --> 01:48:49,772 Hey, Beddoe! 1015 01:48:50,357 --> 01:48:51,524 You talking to me? 1016 01:48:51,859 --> 01:48:55,320 Yeah, I'm talking to you. We got a little debt to settle. 1017 01:48:55,738 --> 01:48:56,779 We do, huh? 1018 01:49:00,242 --> 01:49:01,784 Forty bucks. 1019 01:49:02,161 --> 01:49:04,454 Now, I believe that makes us even. 1020 01:49:06,207 --> 01:49:07,665 I believe so. 1021 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:11,586 You know, Beddoe, that was one hell of a fight you put up over there. 1022 01:49:11,754 --> 01:49:13,630 I mean, one hell of a fight. 1023 01:49:14,131 --> 01:49:16,633 I understand you boys had a little scuffle yourself. 1024 01:49:18,093 --> 01:49:20,261 Yeah, wasn't half bad. 1025 01:49:20,429 --> 01:49:22,096 Uh.... 1026 01:49:23,098 --> 01:49:25,725 Oh. Ha-ha-ha. 1027 01:49:25,893 --> 01:49:28,603 These things don't look bad when you get them on straight. 1028 01:49:30,731 --> 01:49:33,191 No, they look real good. 1029 01:49:35,986 --> 01:49:37,278 You take care, Beddoe. 1030 01:49:38,030 --> 01:49:39,614 You do the same. 1031 01:49:41,158 --> 01:49:42,492 Let's go. 1032 01:49:48,958 --> 01:49:53,086 CHOLLA: Are we rich, Widows? BLACK WIDOWS: We are rich, brother! 1033 01:50:07,434 --> 01:50:09,018 PHILO: What do we have here? 1034 01:50:09,311 --> 01:50:10,937 New girlfriend, Clyde? 1035 01:50:17,695 --> 01:50:21,030 Very nice, but we may have trouble getting you this one. 1036 01:50:27,079 --> 01:50:29,330 We'll do what we can, boy. 1037 01:50:52,521 --> 01:50:54,939 I thought I recognized you and your hairy friend. 1038 01:50:55,107 --> 01:50:57,734 Because of you, I'm stuck out here in this steam bath. 1039 01:50:58,402 --> 01:51:00,820 I'm citing you for speeding and reckless driving. 1040 01:51:00,988 --> 01:51:03,364 What? We were only doing 50. 1041 01:51:03,574 --> 01:51:06,868 -I'm impounding this truck for evidence. -Impounded for what? 1042 01:51:08,078 --> 01:51:12,332 Evidence for transporting an animal without certificates of ownership... 1043 01:51:12,499 --> 01:51:14,542 ...and certificates of inoculation. 1044 01:51:14,710 --> 01:51:16,753 Nobody owns Clyde. He's a free person. 1045 01:51:17,254 --> 01:51:20,006 The animal goes to the kennel. The truck goes to the yard. 1046 01:51:21,050 --> 01:51:24,844 I'm gonna be roasting out in this desert for three years because of you, Beddoe. 1047 01:51:25,012 --> 01:51:26,721 You're gonna pay. 1048 01:51:29,892 --> 01:51:31,225 Right turn, Clyde. 1049 01:51:34,938 --> 01:51:36,314 Onward.