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朋友

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不用練了，練也是白練

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你是不是那個
叫什麼四門重手的陳國威？

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有什麼指教？閣下是什麼人？

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在下閻鐵心

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莫非你就是人稱閻王伸腳

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以一招連環穿心腿
橫掃大江南北的閻鐵心

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你說得對

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現在有人出錢
請我閻鐵心來取你的性命

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閻鐵心，我與你素無冤仇
誰出錢叫你殺我的

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我可以付雙倍的錢請你去殺他

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可以，不過我以殺人為業

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收了人家錢，一定要兌現

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所以我還是要先殺你

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你未免欺人太甚

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我陳國威的四門重手
在江湖還未遇過敵手

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你未必能贏我

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我不管你什麼重手輕手

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我先打斷你的雙手

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蓋仙

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什麼事呀，師父？

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我有事出去一下，你替我看著他們

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你隨便去吧

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停

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今日這套拳不練了

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先練前幾天我教你們的那套五形拳

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又在扮…

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又牙擦

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又冇料

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現在開始

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龍虎出現

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二虎藏中，白蛇吐信

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神豹觀火，白鶴亮翅

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停…

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你的手腕一點勁兒都沒有

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你怎麼能夠練得好功夫呢？
看什麼看

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你這個死土豆，膽子不小
竟敢作弄大師兄我

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作弄我…    不是我!

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是誰…？

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說

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是反斗鴻啊

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反斗鴻

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你別仗著黃麒英師父是你老子

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你就整天在這兒調皮搗蛋的

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誰叫你教的功夫只有空架子

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那你的意思是說我所教的很差了？!

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差就不算差，只是差了一點

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又怎麼樣的差法呢？

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你那招神豹觀火

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很失禮嗎？!

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上下都露出空門了
不讓人打死才怪呢

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你的馬步松過鬆糕
讓人一掃…

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這就摔倒了

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反斗鴻，你真有種啊
把蓋仙修理了一頓

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替咱們大伙出了一口氣

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誰叫他整天作威作福？
我看見他就氣了

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替我們出了一口氣

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真棒呀…

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捧就吃多點兒嘛

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不是呀，我是說那個妞真漂亮

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珠圓玉潤的，皮膚滑滑，真棒啊

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多少錢啊？   三毛錢

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是不錯呀

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如果給我親一下，我寧願少活幾年

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要親她呀太簡單了

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我還要她摟著我親呢

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鬼才相信   我才不相信

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你們要是不相信
咱們賭頓晚飯怎麼樣？

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賭頓晚飯就賭頓晚飯

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你要小心那妞叫非禮呀
你得準備去坐牢啊

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你別出漏子   少替我擔心

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學著點

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他准碰釘子

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沒騙你的，這花很漂亮
你試試戴上看看

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對不起，先生

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我的眼睛好痛

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那怎麼辦？

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好像有什麼東西落進去了

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你快給我吹一下
謝謝你，快點吹呀

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還不行

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好了…    真行啊

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謝謝你呀

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有蛇呀

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有蛇？

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不要怕…我來打死它
不要怕…

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這個妙計不錯
下次我用來對付你姐姐

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對付我姐姐？

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好啊，你可算是是色膽包天啦
調戲我老娘的女兒

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誰調戲你女兒啦，她自己摟住我嘛
死三八

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媽

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還嘴巴硬，我老遠就看到你揩油了

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揩油？你女兒醜八怪
倒貼大床都嫁不出去

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我看你是欠揍
讓我來修理你這色狼

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真有兩下子，不錯

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你這個三八還真有點兒功夫

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給點厲害你看看

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這個三八有兩下子

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上呀…

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你這班小子真沒義氣

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有道是好男不與女鬥
就讓你一次，我走

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還我玉

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先生，你打碎了我的玉，你賠我

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賠？本少爺有殺不賠

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爸爸…

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你快把寶玉賠給我

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什麼事呀，老伯？

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他打碎我的玉不賠錢，還打我

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畜牲，滾開

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畜牲叫誰呀？

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畜牲叫你呀

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你馬上賠玉給人家

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賠？賠字怎麼寫呀

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今天我蹩了一肚子氣
正想找個人消消氣

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算你倒霉，讓我教教你賠字怎麼寫

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給我起來

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要我命呀？!

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我完了!我死了!

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不用怕，是刀背

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阿叔不要你死，不要動呀

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饒命…

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這一招還沒中

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這一招就中了

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這就暈了

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拳腳無眼，刀槍無情
我有時候也不太準的

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看招

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我剁…我剁肉餅

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我拍…我拍黃瓜

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我搗…我搗蒜泥

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我不跟你打還不知自己那麼棒

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大哥，那麼多年沒見
你精神還是那麼好

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大哥年紀老啦
外甥女是越長越漂亮了

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漂亮什麼，是個大不透

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飛鴻呢？

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這個調皮鬼呀，整天在外邊跑

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現在是長得神高馬大了

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我想你見到他，恐怕都不認得他了

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這次來住久一點

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飛鴻，別走

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過來見見姑媽跟表妹

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還不過來

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來啦…

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這下糟啦

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還不叫人

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姑媽，表妹

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表哥

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飛鴻

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你脖子怎麼啦？

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我…我睡落枕啦

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睡落枕啦？讓姑媽替你一扭就好

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不用啦…姑媽

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來嘛，放鬆點

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姑媽

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媽

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好了沒有？

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全好了

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大哥，飛鴻長得真是一表人材呀

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他蠻機靈的
學功夫很快上手

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大哥，你真是教子有方啊

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是呀，我管得他很嚴

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怪不得我一進村子
就聽見有人在誇獎他

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是嘛？說什麼來著？

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他們說黃麒英師父的兒子
專好打抱不平

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好事多為呀

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總算是沒辜負我一片心血

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乖兒子，過來啊

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坐下吧

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不過
你們這個村子色狼倒是不少呀

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剛才你的外甥女兒在大街上

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就給一個臭小子輕薄了

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他還動手打我吶

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誰那麼大膽
竟敢欺侮我黃麒英的親戚？

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你還認得出他嗎？

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他化了灰我也認得出來

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好極了，我現在跟你去找他

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我要將他剝皮，挑筋
飛鴻，一起去

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舅舅

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你不用去了

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為什麼？

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這個人遠在天邊，近在眼前

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誰啊？是誰？

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就是你的寶貝兒子黃飛鴻

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你…

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你…

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你這混帳

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跪下

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爸爸

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你這個畜珄，真是氣死我了

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黃麒英

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沒命了

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黃麒英

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李先生，帶人來看跌打？

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打就是打，不過是找你兒子來打

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到底怎麼回事？

195
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你兒子無緣無故的

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把我的兒子打得手腫，腳腫，臉又腫

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裹得像只鹹肉粽，醫好也浪費藥錢

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黃麒英，交你兒子出來

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我今天要親手打死你這個畜牲

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不要…阿爸，不要…

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大哥，你真要把飛鴻打死？

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是，如果我不打死他
我會被他活活氣死

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最怕人家會說你老子打兒手下留情

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李先生帶了那麼多人
不是來看你教兒子的

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不讓人家動手，這口氣怎麼吞得下

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不准動手…

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我一人做事一人當
最多讓你兒子打回我就是了

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拿著吧

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我讓你打，是你不打

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到現在還說風涼話

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黃麒英，你還在縱子行兇

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就當我黃麒英沒生過這個兒子

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李萬豪，要生要死任憑你們處置

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李先生，不如這樣

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讓黃飛鴻接這個教頭十招不准還手

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打死了，算他罪有應得

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打不死就一筆勾銷

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那用得上十招，我三招就要他狗命

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少爺，你看著
一會兒我替你報仇啊

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趙教頭
你要把他打得跟我一樣傷呀

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第幾招啦

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絕我子孫哪

223
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,255
停手

224
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,720
十招已經打完了

225
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,757
又說三招取我命

226
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,468
蛇纏鶴迫混江游

227
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,169
圈橋取穴偷漏打

228
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,213
再打我可要還手了

229
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,211
把我衣服弄髒了，拿著

230
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:03,292
你找人來報仇啊

231
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:06,425
是我啊

232
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,830
你打錯自己人啦

233
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,738
少爺，你怎麼啦？少爺

234
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,705
少爺，你怎麼啦？

235
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,231
我的寶貝，你沒事啊？

236
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,402
少爺   去死啦

237
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:33,749
少爺，我現在也跟你一樣傷了

238
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,692
黃麒英，你有種

239
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,665
我李萬豪也不是好惹的
你小心點兒

240
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,496
我們走!

241
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:43,824
你小心點

242
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,567
當心點，快抬他走，快點

243
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,576
以後再來

244
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,407
小心點…

245
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,580
一個人抬進來，兩個人抬出去

246
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:03,479
你的蛇鶴手很了不起？
我還要打死你

247
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,353
大哥

248
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,451
這個調皮鬼你就算打死他也沒用

249
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,318
不如就罰他練功吧

250
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,195
你真想活活把我氣死

251
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:16,458
由今天開始不准你離家半步

252
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,763
罰你站三個時辰四平大馬

253
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:10,386
別動

254
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,685
小心呀，燙得你脫毛脫皮的

255
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:24,927
怎麼樣，這張無影椅是不是很舒服

256
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:34,445
你雙腿發軟，手發抖啊
我看在眼裡呀樂在心裡

257
00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:36,606
很高興呀很高興

258
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:47,821
小子，等我幫你搔癢吧

259
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:57,530
好了你，別抓住雞毛當令箭

260
00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:02,468
我這根令箭哪
是你老子要我盯著你

261
00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:06,034
你要是打破一隻碗
我就罰你多站一個時辰

262
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,509
知死未

263
00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,494
師父，你回來了

264
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:07,469
你的四平馬步站得還算穩

265
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:09,338
他有沒有偷懶

266
00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:12,667
沒有，我一直盯著他
眼睛都沒有眨過一下，沒有

267
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,710
是嗎？   是

268
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,075
你倒是有進步呀

269
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:19,675
是呀，我好累啊

270
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,046
真的很累嗎？

271
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:26,653
有椅子坐，你還說累？
是呀

272
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,616
什麼？有椅子坐？讓我來看看

273
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,017
真的有椅子坐

274
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,592
你這個畜牲，我罰你，你跟我使奸

275
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:40,536
我真是拿你一點辦法都沒有

276
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,608
明天我請你師伯來，好好修理你

277
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:45,667
他是誰？

278
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,803
蘇化子

279
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:53,474
灼死我了

280
00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:46,902
快點吃

281
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,937
聽說館主找蘇化子來治你

282
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:52,904
是呀

283
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,468
那你就慘不忍睹啦

284
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,444
為什麼？

285
00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:57,971
你知不知道蘇化子什麼德性？

286
00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:00,878
我聽說他很陰毒的

287
00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:04,518
凡是跟他學功夫的徒弟
不是斷手就是斷腳

288
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:05,922
不會吧？

289
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,982
不信，你試試

290
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:13,495
告訴你，上圍塘那個阿牛
就跟他學過，你猜怎麼？

291
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,857
怎麼樣？

292
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:18,558
連門牙都給他打光了，頭髮全掉光

293
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:21,902
鼻子也打歪了
連他爸爸都認不出來

294
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:26,001
那個老怪物啊最拿手作弄人
好折墮的

295
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:29,804
那我怎麼辦？

296
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:32,043
你好自為之羅

297
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,682
那糟糕了，你幫我想想嘛

298
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:47,658
三十六計

299
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:48,931
走為上策

300
00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:54,569
你可真累贅

301
00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:55,129
你快點走啊

302
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,765
那我走啦   走啊

303
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:01,806
老友，那麼快走啦

304
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,015
吃菜肉飽子…

305
00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:07,780
裡邊請

306
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:25,598
大叔，我坐在這兒行嗎？

307
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,161
請…

308
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:30,538
你是潮州人？我是自己人…

309
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,702
我也是潮州人…
請…

310
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:35,178
這兒的菜真是不錯啊

311
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,178
單是看菜式，色、香、味俱全

312
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:40,676
真是不錯呀

313
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,019
好吃

314
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,021
客官

315
00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:49,319
怎麼你一個人來了，那老張呢？

316
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,259
你自己吃吧，別客氣

317
00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:53,520
客官，吃什麼？

318
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:55,857
先弄碗魚翅開開胃

319
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,698
對不起，沒魚翅啊

320
00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,704
真差勁兒

321
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,204
燒鵝腿，要左腿

322
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,170
左腿

323
00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:03,902
油雞滷味，再蒸條老鼠斑來

324
00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:05,770
對不起，我們這兒沒老鼠斑

325
00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:08,335
那就隨便蒸條石斑魚來啦

326
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,171
一大碗蝦球面，紅燒鮑魚，快點

327
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,174
好

328
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:15,311
半斤花彫，快點

329
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:16,718
半斤花彫

330
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,848
你可真吃得哦

331
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:23,591
是呀，我不吃這麼多
怎麼能長這麼多肉哪

332
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:45,814
燒鵝左腿來了，油雞滷味

333
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,015
花彫半斤

334
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,918
行…不用了

335
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:55,751
飲…不要客氣…

336
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:05,735
食…好食…食…

337
00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:11,333
自己人…不要客氣，吃…

338
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:12,343
飲…

339
00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:23,080
吃…

340
00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:24,816
我吃呀…

341
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:26,621
飲…

342
00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:43,331
餓鬼投胎

343
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,733
好舒服

344
00:31:46,004 --> 00:31:47,904
我說這兒的菜真好，吃得好飽

345
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:49,473
不錯!

346
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,066
今天我請客，你千萬別跟我爭

347
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:57,070
今天我請，明天你請我
我先走啦，我出去先付帳

348
00:31:57,515 --> 00:32:00,040
你別跟我爭，你慢慢用

349
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:04,119
我先走啦，明天再來找你

350
00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:05,247
慢慢用啊…

351
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:07,383
對不起，慢用啊…

352
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:11,418
客官，謝了，一塊九毛啊

353
00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:14,888
有人算帳嘛

354
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,264
有人？哪位？

355
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,329
跟我同桌的老頭兒啊

356
00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:25,833
他是你什麼人？

357
00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:27,972
他是我爸爸

358
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,337
你爸爸？

359
00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:32,178
你到底有幾個爸爸？

360
00:32:33,818 --> 00:32:37,345
我告訴你吧
他是這兒的老闆，我是他兒子

361
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:38,946
你難道是他的私生子？

362
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:45,786
那你是存心想白食了？
你看看那邊

363
00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:58,203
什麼叫吃白食
不過今天我忘了帶錢出來

364
00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:01,837
明天我再來吃，一塊兒算帳

365
00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:19,154
大猩猩，還不揍他

366
00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:44,446
虎爪

367
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:18,513
別動手，有事慢慢商量

368
00:34:19,924 --> 00:34:21,186
別動手

369
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:27,058
別打…自己人…別打…

370
00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:30,192
自己人，打死無相干

371
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:33,067
要你吃多少，嘔多少，打

372
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,209
燒鵝腿

373
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,235
左腿一隻

374
00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:49,318
油雞滷味

375
00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:50,547
他媽的

376
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:53,482
還有半斤花彫

377
00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:00,697
不行了，黃膽水都吐出來了

378
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:15,505
好了，打夠本了，真想打死人哪？

379
00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:19,149
夠什麼夠，還要讓他去洗茅坑啊

380
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,115
我給點厲害你看看

381
00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:33,094
謝謝

382
00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:38,934
老不死的，竟敢多管閒事

383
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,200
你小心點兒看著，我會跳的

384
00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:46,973
接著

385
00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:51,209
燙得你跳了吧

386
00:36:56,581 --> 00:36:57,809
你還吃那麼多

387
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:04,047
自己人…自己人
誰跟你自己人？

388
00:37:17,468 --> 00:37:20,437
四肢發達，頭腦簡單哪

389
00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,798
臭小子，還不快溜

390
00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:28,210
打死你

391
00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:37,085
走…

392
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:55,667
老頭兒，看不出來你年紀這麼大
還真的有兩下子

393
00:37:55,706 --> 00:38:01,269
失禮，沒有兩下子
怎麼出來跑江湖呢

394
00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:05,304
難道像你這個熊樣子
讓人家打得直吐

395
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,756
人有失手，馬有失蹄

396
00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:15,882
如果我的腳不踩不進那破痰盂裡

397
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,694
他們人再多，我都不怕呀

398
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:22,298
拉不出屎，賴茅房

399
00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:25,564
我倒還沒有問你，你幹嘛那麼慘

400
00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,568
弄到要吃霸王飯呢？

401
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,800
說起來話就長羅

402
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,571
老頭兒，還沒請教

403
00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:34,776
我姓蘇

404
00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:40,815
提起姓蘇的我氣就來了
那個老王八蛋

405
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:43,919
就是他害慘了我

406
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:45,419
你說是誰呀？

407
00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:48,323
就是你的老祖宗蘇化子

408
00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,691
我爹請他回來治我

409
00:38:50,861 --> 00:38:52,158
你怕他是不是？

410
00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,364
怕？我怕他有牙呀

411
00:38:55,399 --> 00:39:00,359
不過聽說這個老鬼呀
又陰險，又狡猾，又毒辣

412
00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:01,803
這個老王八蛋

413
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,699
我早晚一定要他嘗嘗我的厲害

414
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,573
你有的是機會

415
00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:12,940
是了，你在哪兒發財呀

416
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:18,687
我啊，我幕天，席地，吃八方呀

417
00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:19,687
你是叫化子？

418
00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:23,160
對，人人都叫我蘇化子

419
00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:25,622
原來你是叫化子

420
00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:28,890
蘇化子

421
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,366
不就是我

422
00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:54,291
走得快好世界

423
00:39:58,462 --> 00:40:01,397
好世界你沒份，挨世界你有份了

424
00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:11,468
我收了你老子的錢
要我好好的教訓你

425
00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:12,476
你跑不掉啦

426
00:40:18,682 --> 00:40:20,445
那要學多久啊？

427
00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:23,418
一天哪？

428
00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:24,519
一年

429
00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:25,880
那不完蛋了

430
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:37,868
你拿了錢，我不學了
那你還不划算哪

431
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,666
你想不學，我非要教你不可

432
00:40:40,905 --> 00:40:41,837
你這死老鬼

433
00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:03,459
你敢不敢先放了我

434
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:17,035
你這死老鬼
老虎不發威當我是病貓啊

435
00:41:17,341 --> 00:41:19,536
讓你見識我的工字伏虎拳

436
00:41:32,623 --> 00:41:34,716
工字伏虎拳是這樣的嗎

437
00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:36,322
虎形拳

438
00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:55,468
厲害吧

439
00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:15,998
伏虎拳？我看是你的受虎拳哪

440
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,089
鶴形拳

441
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,094
沉淨鶴嘴

442
00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:22,561
飽鶴還魂

443
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,107
寒鶴尋蝦

444
00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:27,577
蝦…獨腳飛鶴…

445
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,297
我來啦

446
00:42:51,368 --> 00:42:52,699
你嚇我

447
00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:55,128
怎麼嚇得爬上樹了

448
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:58,799
什麼？我是在打猴拳

449
00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:29,372
你跟不跟我學？

450
00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:32,136
學不學？學不學？

451
00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:33,438
別那麼大力

452
00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:34,967
學不學？說

453
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,011
學就學嘛
那兒有硬逼著學功夫的，死老鬼

454
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,953
你想溜呀

455
00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:59,929
我想撒尿

456
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:02,429
撒尿在那邊   那邊

457
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,906
右缸倒左缸

458
00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:29,450
後缸倒入右缸

459
00:45:32,529 --> 00:45:34,224
後缸倒前缸

460
00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,804
左缸倒入右缸

461
00:45:45,109 --> 00:45:47,100
右缸倒前缸

462
00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:58,185
左缸又倒回右缸.右缸倒左缸

463
00:45:58,322 --> 00:46:00,347
這樣倒，天亮都倒不光

464
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,460
繼續倒水

465
00:46:07,898 --> 00:46:10,128
這麼陰毒呀，好

466
00:46:37,094 --> 00:46:40,086
飛鴻…

467
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,676
死老頭，你在裡邊慢慢兒洗吧

468
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:29,907
小子，滾開點

469
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:35,350
你聽見沒有，你聾了

470
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:39,722
你是瞎子呀
看不見你大爺正在忙啊

471
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:44,217
你這小王八蛋，好硬的嘴

472
00:47:45,229 --> 00:47:47,197
嘴硬，這兒是你買下來的

473
00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:48,623
我不走又怎麼樣呀

474
00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:51,996
你的嘴倒是挺利害

475
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:56,028
我看你這小子真是不知道天高地厚

476
00:48:05,182 --> 00:48:05,739
舒不舒服？

477
00:48:07,184 --> 00:48:10,085
舒服個屁呀，你真是個惡人

478
00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:11,950
你大爺專治惡人

479
00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:23,323
來…

480
00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:45,478
就憑你這點功夫
居然敢出來跑江湖

481
00:48:45,622 --> 00:48:47,283
是哪個師父教你的

482
00:48:47,491 --> 00:48:49,152
我爹教我的

483
00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:09,303
看樣子你爹的功夫也好不了那兒了

484
00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:12,042
叫他來替我做跟班還差不多

485
00:49:17,654 --> 00:49:20,248
我看，你不如認我做爸爸算了

486
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:21,357
去你媽的

487
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:30,526
坐下

488
00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:32,392
起來

489
00:49:32,736 --> 00:49:34,294
再坐下

490
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:39,265
乖兒子你倒很聽話

491
00:49:47,351 --> 00:49:48,215
去你媽的

492
00:49:57,627 --> 00:49:59,151
幫我提鞋吧

493
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,721
是呀

494
00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:32,228
別過來

495
00:50:32,829 --> 00:50:37,323
小子，你成了縮頭龜了

496
00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:53,844
我算是吃定你了

497
00:50:54,184 --> 00:50:58,780
我看你就算回去再練一輩子功夫
也不是我的對手

498
00:51:13,303 --> 00:51:15,703
打死你這個無名小卒

499
00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:18,330
簡直破壞我閻某人的威名

500
00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:20,675
快從我褲襠下面鑽出去

501
00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:22,541
滾回鄉下挑大糞吧

502
00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:26,477
鑽

503
00:51:55,946 --> 00:52:00,474
等一等，這條褲子是你的吧

504
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:52,858
就憑你這點功夫

505
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,335
看樣子你爹的功夫也好不了那兒了

506
00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:57,530
幫我提鞋也覺得麻煩

507
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:08,448
我算是吃定你了

508
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:12,248
我看你就算回去再練一輩子功夫
也不是我的對手

509
00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:31,263
打死你這個無名小卒

510
00:53:31,408 --> 00:53:33,899
簡直破壞我閻某人的威名

511
00:53:34,077 --> 00:53:36,011
快從我褲襠下面鑽出去

512
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:38,074
滾回鄉下挑大糞吧

513
00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:39,848
鑽

514
00:54:57,924 --> 00:55:02,452
你這小兔崽子，這個酒很貴的

515
00:55:04,530 --> 00:55:05,690
這酒好香啊

516
00:55:06,466 --> 00:55:08,434
師父您喝酒，我給你烤衣服

517
00:55:25,852 --> 00:55:27,717
你怎麼這麼性感呀？

518
00:55:42,502 --> 00:55:44,436
著了，著火了

519
00:55:44,637 --> 00:55:46,298
燒著了

520
00:55:48,941 --> 00:55:52,775
我一百零一套的大禮服讓你燒爛了

521
00:56:26,946 --> 00:56:29,471
我的腰啊

522
00:56:53,573 --> 00:56:54,665
我的腕子

523
00:56:54,807 --> 00:56:56,468
你腰力，腕力都不夠呀

524
00:57:04,584 --> 00:57:09,715
有菜沒有肉，泡完茶又凍

525
00:57:10,389 --> 00:57:11,447
凍…

526
00:57:12,458 --> 00:57:15,689
師父打得我的頭痛

527
00:57:15,862 --> 00:57:17,329
吃飯吧

528
00:57:24,637 --> 00:57:29,074
怎麼？練功練得手都震了

529
00:58:54,911 --> 00:58:57,471
師父，舀完啦

530
00:58:58,382 --> 00:58:59,474
這麼快？

531
00:59:00,684 --> 00:59:03,676
再從上邊舀下來

532
00:59:05,055 --> 00:59:06,682
快點兒

533
00:59:08,292 --> 00:59:11,261
早知道，剛才不弄這麼滿啦

534
00:59:18,735 --> 00:59:19,895
慘囉

535
00:59:26,743 --> 00:59:30,736
飛鴻，幫我把合桃打開

536
00:59:34,718 --> 00:59:38,848
要像我這樣的打開吧

537
00:59:40,124 --> 00:59:41,989
照我這樣打開

538
01:00:41,084 --> 01:00:46,112
師父，照你這樣玩法
猴子都給你玩死了

539
01:00:47,024 --> 01:00:49,356
師父，我們出去走走吧

540
01:00:50,294 --> 01:00:51,591
好…

541
01:00:52,796 --> 01:00:55,230
開…

542
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,870
師父，你真行呀   當然了

543
01:01:09,346 --> 01:01:14,807
別眨眼，買了…

544
01:01:15,085 --> 01:01:17,019
老頭子，該走了吧？!

545
01:01:17,187 --> 01:01:22,352
走啊，這麼少錢，怎麼買好酒啊

546
01:01:23,660 --> 01:01:28,256
我現在要乘勝追擊呀，下這個

547
01:01:28,966 --> 01:01:33,994
來，你們也來買…
信者得救，快來買

548
01:01:35,906 --> 01:01:42,141
開呀…幹什麼嘛

549
01:01:42,713 --> 01:01:43,407
不敢開呀

550
01:01:43,747 --> 01:01:45,806
開呀…

551
01:01:45,849 --> 01:01:47,976
怕呀？   別吵

552
01:01:48,919 --> 01:01:52,753
開呀

553
01:01:53,957 --> 01:02:01,454
師父你可真行   當然

554
01:02:01,898 --> 01:02:02,990
沒得彈

555
01:02:04,901 --> 01:02:06,061
你們買吧

556
01:02:06,236 --> 01:02:08,033
買了就發了，很容易中的

557
01:02:08,272 --> 01:02:09,432
你好…

558
01:02:09,773 --> 01:02:10,865
我跟你玩一把

559
01:02:11,441 --> 01:02:13,204
咱們一次過

560
01:02:13,343 --> 01:02:16,744
好呀，咱們今天要發大財羅

561
01:02:17,914 --> 01:02:18,903
來呀

562
01:02:43,140 --> 01:02:43,868
買呀

563
01:02:43,907 --> 01:02:45,033
好啊

564
01:02:51,048 --> 01:02:52,310
開吧

565
01:03:03,794 --> 01:03:05,284
不好意思

566
01:03:06,963 --> 01:03:07,895
幹什麼？

567
01:03:07,931 --> 01:03:11,332
你的手腳挺快的
我的眼力比你更快

568
01:03:17,841 --> 01:03:19,331
原來你是騙子

569
01:03:21,745 --> 01:03:24,976
抓賭的來了，快跑

570
01:03:34,491 --> 01:03:37,983
你倒是真狠哪，又騙，又搶的
快把錢交出來

571
01:03:38,128 --> 01:03:41,154
財到光棍手，一去沒回頭

572
01:03:41,398 --> 01:03:42,956
你知不知道我是誰啊

573
01:03:43,133 --> 01:03:44,395
我認識你是老鼠

574
01:03:45,168 --> 01:03:47,534
你倒挺聰明，知道我是老鼠

575
01:03:47,904 --> 01:03:49,565
人稱我鐵頭老鼠

576
01:03:50,874 --> 01:03:52,000
真磚頭

577
01:03:54,845 --> 01:03:56,142
是蠻硬的

578
01:03:56,413 --> 01:03:57,539
怕了吧

579
01:03:59,015 --> 01:04:00,175
不准走

580
01:04:00,584 --> 01:04:04,486
今天你要是不還錢，不管你是老鼠

581
01:04:04,521 --> 01:04:05,545
老虎我也照打

582
01:04:07,090 --> 01:04:11,322
這個地頭只有我敢打人，誰敢說打

583
01:04:11,495 --> 01:04:13,087
我看你活得不耐煩了

584
01:04:13,230 --> 01:04:14,561
讓你試試我的鐵頭功

585
01:04:22,205 --> 01:04:23,536
頂心

586
01:04:33,083 --> 01:04:34,141
頂肺

587
01:04:35,185 --> 01:04:37,847
師父，他的頭太厲害了

588
01:04:38,054 --> 01:04:39,419
你別洩氣嘛

589
01:04:39,823 --> 01:04:41,518
現在你知道我的厲害了吧

590
01:04:50,267 --> 01:04:51,393
真過癮啊

591
01:05:05,148 --> 01:05:07,173
頂呱呱…

592
01:05:33,944 --> 01:05:37,641
你左撞右撞，盲頭蒼蠅撞進褲襠

593
01:05:44,254 --> 01:05:46,245
我頂…

594
01:06:09,713 --> 01:06:12,477
鐵錘打頭頂，我問你還敢不敢頂？

595
01:06:34,938 --> 01:06:36,235
問你還頂不頂

596
01:06:39,476 --> 01:06:41,706
我頂不住羅

597
01:06:59,262 --> 01:07:01,321
師父，我頂不住了

598
01:07:16,379 --> 01:07:19,007
偷懶   不是呀…

599
01:07:27,190 --> 01:07:30,990
我的手要斷了

600
01:07:35,465 --> 01:07:38,332
今天別練啦，跟我去買酒回來

601
01:07:39,369 --> 01:07:40,427
買酒

602
01:07:52,248 --> 01:07:53,977
夥計   來啦

603
01:07:54,017 --> 01:07:55,177
要什麼？

604
01:07:55,218 --> 01:07:58,483
替我裝三…    三斤酒？

605
01:07:58,688 --> 01:08:02,385
不是，三兩花彫，快點

606
01:08:02,425 --> 01:08:03,824
三兩呀？

607
01:08:04,227 --> 01:08:06,627
快點，站這兒幹嘛

608
01:08:12,469 --> 01:08:13,766
三兩

609
01:08:38,595 --> 01:08:40,529
兔崽子，買酒買這麼久還沒有回來

610
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:52,064
兔崽子

611
01:08:58,281 --> 01:08:59,509
就是他

612
01:09:07,490 --> 01:09:09,117
老傢伙，你是哪條道上的？

613
01:09:09,759 --> 01:09:11,659
那你又是哪條道上的？

614
01:09:15,298 --> 01:09:17,789
一代棍王徐擎天，你聽過沒有？

615
01:09:18,668 --> 01:09:24,903
聽過…
那佛山蘇化子你又聽過嗎？

616
01:09:25,241 --> 01:09:26,333
蘇化子？

617
01:09:26,576 --> 01:09:28,737
就是我啦

618
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,704
走

619
01:09:32,615 --> 01:09:35,277
大哥，不要走，他不像蘇化子啊

620
01:09:35,318 --> 01:09:35,875
什麼？

621
01:09:36,186 --> 01:09:37,278
你看

622
01:09:39,556 --> 01:09:44,687
蘇化子沒理由會戰戰抖抖的
一定是冒牌

623
01:09:49,899 --> 01:09:53,494
好呀，你膽子真是不小
冒充蘇化子來唬我

624
01:09:53,670 --> 01:09:56,867
幹嘛冒充呀？貨真價實的蘇化子

625
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,839
還嘴硬

626
01:10:52,428 --> 01:10:53,452
師父

627
01:10:53,496 --> 01:10:54,758
快扔酒來

628
01:11:04,641 --> 01:11:05,630
是水呀

629
01:11:13,550 --> 01:11:15,541
兔崽子，你誤了大事啦

630
01:11:47,450 --> 01:11:48,348
師父

631
01:12:22,318 --> 01:12:25,515
算他們走運，下次我碰上了

632
01:12:25,555 --> 01:12:27,580
一定打斷他們的骨頭，走

633
01:12:52,782 --> 01:12:55,615
怎麼？給人打得吃不下飯了？

634
01:12:56,619 --> 01:13:00,578
師父，都是我不好
害得你給人家打

635
01:13:00,623 --> 01:13:03,023
這都多虧你關照啊

636
01:13:03,326 --> 01:13:08,525
我蘇化子這幾十年來
走遍大江南北，五湖四海

637
01:13:08,631 --> 01:13:10,656
都沒像今天這麼丟臉

638
01:13:10,833 --> 01:13:12,664
那並不是你不夠人家打呀

639
01:13:12,802 --> 01:13:15,362
是因為你沒有喝酒，使不上勁

640
01:13:16,072 --> 01:13:17,596
你倒會說

641
01:13:19,108 --> 01:13:21,133
可惜你徒弟我又沒本事

642
01:13:21,477 --> 01:13:24,674
要不然哪，我一定打得那棍王變棒槌

643
01:13:25,648 --> 01:13:28,845
那你是怨我沒有教你武功羅？!

644
01:13:29,953 --> 01:13:34,083
教是有教了，左摔右摔，手擰腿歪

645
01:13:34,390 --> 01:13:35,823
淨是學怎麼挨打

646
01:13:41,931 --> 01:13:46,561
你父親黃麒英是洪拳一代宗師

647
01:13:46,602 --> 01:13:49,765
十八般武藝無一不精

648
01:13:49,872 --> 01:13:53,433
難道還要我教他的兒子？

649
01:13:53,643 --> 01:13:55,406
他想找你來折磨我

650
01:13:57,780 --> 01:14:00,044
你父親把你交給我

651
01:14:00,183 --> 01:14:03,550
當然是看中我蘇化子的絕技呀

652
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,085
什麼絕技？

653
01:14:05,388 --> 01:14:07,549
醉八仙

654
01:14:08,524 --> 01:14:13,154
我以為什麼寶貝
原來是學醉酒子打拳

655
01:14:13,529 --> 01:14:15,520
你這個兔崽子不識寶啊

656
01:14:15,665 --> 01:14:18,828
我這幾十年來不知道
有多少人想拜我為師

657
01:14:18,868 --> 01:14:20,733
我還不教

658
01:14:54,637 --> 01:14:59,438
你不要看我醉步浮浮
裡面暗藏殺機

659
01:14:59,575 --> 01:15:04,706
虛虛實實，以柔制剛，敗中求勝

660
01:15:25,134 --> 01:15:26,795
怎麼樣啊？

661
01:15:27,670 --> 01:15:29,604
那又不見你教我醉八仙？

662
01:15:30,673 --> 01:15:33,039
難道你父親沒有告訴你

663
01:15:33,242 --> 01:15:36,734
練拳不練功，到老一場空

664
01:15:36,779 --> 01:15:38,804
我叫你吃這麼多苦

665
01:15:38,948 --> 01:15:42,679
無非是要你打好醉八仙的根底

666
01:15:44,620 --> 01:15:46,178
現在差不多了

667
01:15:46,522 --> 01:15:47,511
真的？

668
01:15:47,623 --> 01:15:51,821
練醉拳最好要三分酒意才夠味

669
01:15:55,198 --> 01:15:56,597
先喝一杯

670
01:16:03,773 --> 01:16:05,206
再喝一杯

671
01:16:11,781 --> 01:16:14,147
飛鴻，你讀過書沒有

672
01:16:14,317 --> 01:16:16,911
我以前讀過幾年私塾

673
01:16:19,288 --> 01:16:20,516
將進酒

674
01:16:21,924 --> 01:16:23,516
杯莫停

675
01:16:23,860 --> 01:16:25,885
與君歌一曲

676
01:16:26,662 --> 01:16:28,823
請君為我傾耳聽

677
01:16:30,032 --> 01:16:33,593
鐘鼓饌玉不足貴

678
01:16:33,703 --> 01:16:36,604
但願長醉不願醒

679
01:16:37,073 --> 01:16:39,132
夠啦…

680
01:16:42,778 --> 01:16:47,112
古來聖賢皆寂寞

681
01:16:47,850 --> 01:16:50,216
惟有飲者留其名

682
01:16:52,722 --> 01:16:55,350
惟有飲者留其名

683
01:16:55,725 --> 01:16:57,750
新豐美酒斗十千

684
01:16:58,828 --> 01:17:02,730
咸陽遊俠多少年

685
01:17:05,268 --> 01:17:08,101
天子呼來不上船

686
01:17:08,638 --> 01:17:11,801
自稱臣是酒中仙

687
01:17:13,576 --> 01:17:15,237
舉杯邀明月

688
01:17:18,848 --> 01:17:21,214
對影成三人

689
01:17:22,151 --> 01:17:24,881
葡萄美酒夜光杯

690
01:17:24,987 --> 01:17:28,821
欲飲琵琶馬上催

691
01:17:28,991 --> 01:17:33,121
醉臥沙場君莫笑

692
01:17:33,296 --> 01:17:35,264
君莫笑啊

693
01:17:36,632 --> 01:17:38,657
君莫笑

694
01:17:49,078 --> 01:17:52,809
呂洞賓，醉酒提壺力千鈞

695
01:18:29,952 --> 01:18:34,685
鐵拐李，旋爭膝撞醉還真

696
01:19:01,183 --> 01:19:05,711
漢鍾離，跌步抱埕兜心頂

697
01:19:32,815 --> 01:19:36,478
藍采和，單提敬酒攔腰破

698
01:20:03,746 --> 01:20:07,238
張果老，醉酒拋杯踢連環

699
01:20:36,045 --> 01:20:38,946
曹國舅，仙人敬酒鎖喉扣

700
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,907
韓湘子，擒腕擊胸醉吹簫

701
01:21:27,997 --> 01:21:31,262
何仙姑，彈腰獻酒醉蕩步

702
01:21:39,508 --> 01:21:43,103
練拳沒有個正經的

703
01:21:43,245 --> 01:21:46,112
這種招式那麼娘娘腔的

704
01:21:46,248 --> 01:21:50,651
何仙姑是個女人嘛，看著點

705
01:21:55,224 --> 01:21:56,486
跟著我練

706
01:22:10,606 --> 01:22:12,096
自己練啊

707
01:22:12,241 --> 01:22:14,209
行啦，我會的啦

708
01:22:14,343 --> 01:22:15,605
用心點兒練

709
01:22:20,983 --> 01:22:23,076
娘娘腔，我才不學呢

710
01:22:28,791 --> 01:22:32,283
黃麒英，你一再教唆村民

711
01:22:32,328 --> 01:22:35,764
不肯將後村的牛頭山賣給我

712
01:22:35,798 --> 01:22:37,993
你居心何在？

713
01:22:38,334 --> 01:22:41,963
若要人不知，除非己莫為

714
01:22:43,339 --> 01:22:45,034
你這話什麼意思？

715
01:22:45,207 --> 01:22:49,940
李萬豪，你是要牛頭山裡面的東西吧

716
01:22:50,346 --> 01:22:51,608
你胡說八道

717
01:22:51,914 --> 01:22:53,142
煤

718
01:22:54,116 --> 01:22:57,984
牛頭山是個大煤礦
你勾結省城煤礦公司

719
01:22:58,087 --> 01:23:01,147
以低價買入，從中謀取暴利

720
01:23:01,257 --> 01:23:05,159
你騙得了村民，卻騙不過我黃麒英

721
01:23:10,232 --> 01:23:14,100
既然你已經知道了，好，我認了

722
01:23:14,136 --> 01:23:16,001
如果你不再插手

723
01:23:16,038 --> 01:23:19,098
事成之後，我分給你紅利兩成

724
01:23:19,141 --> 01:23:22,474
兩成？你太看得起我黃麒英了

725
01:23:22,611 --> 01:23:27,014
李萬豪，你聽著
牛頭山是屬於全村人的

726
01:23:27,116 --> 01:23:29,983
誰都不能夠獨霸，你給我滾出去

727
01:23:30,753 --> 01:23:33,688
黃麒英，你存心跟我過不去

728
01:23:33,722 --> 01:23:37,055
別以為你武藝高強，會有人收拾你

729
01:23:56,245 --> 01:24:01,080
奉上銀票一千，殺佛山黃麒英

730
01:24:02,551 --> 01:24:04,143
黃麒英？

731
01:24:17,733 --> 01:24:18,665
師父

732
01:24:19,034 --> 01:24:20,365
今晚上的酒菜預備好了沒有？
預備好了

733
01:24:25,641 --> 01:24:28,109
快點弄好，今天很多客人的

734
01:24:36,151 --> 01:24:36,583
徐師傳

735
01:24:39,588 --> 01:24:40,520
辦喪事呀？

736
01:24:43,826 --> 01:24:45,418
你這臭小子

737
01:24:45,461 --> 01:24:48,794
上次那頓揍得還不夠
身子又癢啦？

738
01:24:52,401 --> 01:24:55,768
身子就不癢，不過手有點癢

739
01:24:56,372 --> 01:24:58,567
好，今晚上我加菜

740
01:24:58,607 --> 01:25:00,165
師父，加什麼菜？

741
01:25:00,309 --> 01:25:03,301
冬筍炆豬肉，拿棍子來
是

742
01:25:04,146 --> 01:25:05,272
豬肉？

743
01:25:07,216 --> 01:25:08,683
我先來塊

744
01:25:09,818 --> 01:25:12,048
不錯，好吃呀

745
01:25:12,521 --> 01:25:13,419
師父

746
01:25:16,759 --> 01:25:17,783
來一碗

747
01:25:54,596 --> 01:25:56,791
牙好厲害，碗都咬崩啦

748
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:18,809
怎麼樣？

749
01:26:30,365 --> 01:26:33,698
你不要亂來呀，有牙的

750
01:26:45,314 --> 01:26:47,475
你現在就淒涼的淒了

751
01:27:02,564 --> 01:27:03,758
坐穩點

752
01:27:08,170 --> 01:27:09,432
我頂

753
01:27:11,874 --> 01:27:14,570
屁股撞棍王啊

754
01:27:23,318 --> 01:27:25,513
餓狗搶屎

755
01:27:26,522 --> 01:27:27,546
差一點

756
01:27:34,029 --> 01:27:35,018
搶到了

757
01:28:58,413 --> 01:28:59,402
喝醉了吧？

758
01:29:36,952 --> 01:29:39,011
師父，這次有酒喝了

759
01:29:45,794 --> 01:29:49,059
師父，有酒喝了，棍王送的

760
01:29:49,097 --> 01:29:50,325
不用錢的

761
01:29:54,503 --> 01:29:55,561
師父

762
01:29:56,705 --> 01:29:58,332
師父

763
01:30:01,009 --> 01:30:02,067
師父

764
01:30:02,844 --> 01:30:03,868
師父

765
01:30:14,022 --> 01:30:18,857
阿鴻，相處經已整年
我們應該分手了

766
01:30:19,027 --> 01:30:22,963
有道是師父引進門，學藝在個人

767
01:30:23,165 --> 01:30:28,899
往後要靠自己勤下苦功
才能熟而精，精而化

768
01:30:28,937 --> 01:30:31,929
將醉八仙瑧入化境

769
01:30:32,074 --> 01:30:36,807
師父四海為家，不必牽掛
你回家去吧

770
01:30:36,912 --> 01:30:41,975
當你要師父的時候，我自會到來
蘇化子留字

771
01:30:49,758 --> 01:30:55,958
師父…

772
01:31:12,447 --> 01:31:13,607
高點

773
01:31:19,721 --> 01:31:20,710
用力

774
01:31:20,956 --> 01:31:22,116
黃師父

775
01:31:23,225 --> 01:31:26,626
黃師父…    什麼事？

776
01:31:26,762 --> 01:31:29,925
李萬豪他帶了一夥人正在挖牛頭山哪

777
01:31:29,965 --> 01:31:30,727
有這種事？

778
01:31:30,766 --> 01:31:35,100
大塊呆，你告訴他們說
我有事去牛頭山，快

779
01:31:37,839 --> 01:31:40,069
就在前面，快點

780
01:32:13,942 --> 01:32:19,244
黃麒英不愧為洪拳一代宗師
果然名不虛傳

781
01:32:20,515 --> 01:32:23,780
你是哪一位？
我黃某人跟你素不相識

782
01:32:23,819 --> 01:32:25,719
為什麼暗算我？

783
01:32:26,221 --> 01:32:30,749
我閻鐵心接單取命，從未失手

784
01:32:30,926 --> 01:32:35,829
既然遇著你威振兩廣的黃師父
那就不客氣了

785
01:32:37,165 --> 01:32:42,296
閣下就是令江湖上
談虎色變的冷血殺手閻鐵心

786
01:32:43,939 --> 01:32:45,065
好說了

787
01:32:46,174 --> 01:32:49,735
不過遇著我黃麒英
我看沒那麼順利吧

788
01:32:50,178 --> 01:32:53,079
那就要黃師父多多成全了

789
01:33:13,869 --> 01:33:17,202
手是兩扇門，全憑腳打人

790
01:33:26,114 --> 01:33:28,810
手打三分，腳踢七分

791
01:34:11,126 --> 01:34:14,926
黃麒英，明年今天就是你的忌辰

792
01:34:27,342 --> 01:34:28,331
師父

793
01:34:28,376 --> 01:34:30,401
爹，你沒事吧

794
01:34:30,745 --> 01:34:32,906
兔崽子，你回來啦？

795
01:34:33,048 --> 01:34:35,983
放心吧，不用怕，有我在這裡

796
01:34:36,184 --> 01:34:38,948
誰那麼大膽欺侮我爹
等老子我來教訓他

797
01:34:42,390 --> 01:34:43,049
怎麼又是你？

798
01:34:45,360 --> 01:34:49,296
原來是你這小子，回來給你爹送終

799
01:34:50,265 --> 01:34:51,926
你…

800
01:34:52,734 --> 01:34:56,295
黃師父，你生了這種兒子
真是前世不修了

801
01:34:58,940 --> 01:35:00,339
你小心點，生兒子沒屁股

802
01:35:02,444 --> 01:35:05,845
好小子，認相的快回去撿大糞

803
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:07,939
要不然連你也上西天

804
01:35:08,049 --> 01:35:10,745
豬屎我不撿了
我幫你撿骨才是真的

805
01:35:10,986 --> 01:35:15,889
好，我吃虧點
今天我買一送一，先送你歸西

806
01:35:22,163 --> 01:35:26,998
先別動手，別動手，等我來

807
01:35:27,035 --> 01:35:28,900
師父，你怎麼來了

808
01:35:28,937 --> 01:35:33,465
這樣的場面
怎麼能沒了我蘇化子嘛

809
01:35:34,075 --> 01:35:38,341
蘇化子，沒你的事，走開點

810
01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:44,318
那你就錯了
我蘇化子是專管人閒事的

811
01:35:44,452 --> 01:35:49,048
不過，你不用怕
對付你這種人用不著我動手

812
01:35:49,224 --> 01:35:51,920
他對你就足夠有餘了

813
01:35:54,129 --> 01:35:56,188
先喝點酒

814
01:36:37,238 --> 01:36:40,230
師父，好勁呀，這是什麼酒呀

815
01:36:40,475 --> 01:36:41,965
三鞭酒

816
01:36:42,811 --> 01:36:43,869
好酒呀

817
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:42,561
呂洞賓，醉酒提壺力千鈞

818
01:37:53,448 --> 01:37:55,109
鐵拐李

819
01:38:23,111 --> 01:38:26,205
旋爭膝撞醉還真

820
01:38:27,849 --> 01:38:28,907
藍采和

821
01:38:46,167 --> 01:38:48,601
單提敬酒攔腰破

822
01:38:48,970 --> 01:38:50,597
漢鍾離

823
01:38:52,140 --> 01:38:54,608
跌步抱埕兜心頂

824
01:39:10,525 --> 01:39:13,221
厲害，醉八仙

825
01:39:14,062 --> 01:39:17,623
誇獎了，還有更厲害的

826
01:39:18,666 --> 01:39:20,031
韓湘子

827
01:39:23,905 --> 01:39:26,635
擒腕擊胸醉吹簫

828
01:39:54,669 --> 01:39:56,068
真厲害

829
01:39:57,572 --> 01:39:59,369
簫都吹彎了吧

830
01:40:00,308 --> 01:40:04,244
曹國舅，仙人敬酒鎖喉扣

831
01:40:04,279 --> 01:40:06,213
鎖喉扣

832
01:40:07,715 --> 01:40:08,943
我扣

833
01:40:09,217 --> 01:40:12,675
扣…

834
01:40:13,254 --> 01:40:17,054
扣…

835
01:40:17,292 --> 01:40:23,458
我叫你扣

836
01:40:28,169 --> 01:40:29,534
我打得你跪地叩

837
01:40:44,152 --> 01:40:45,779
鬼魅無影手

838
01:40:47,121 --> 01:40:48,486
很識貨嘛

839
01:40:51,326 --> 01:40:52,384
張果老

840
01:40:59,033 --> 01:41:00,330
我叫你活不到老

841
01:41:17,752 --> 01:41:19,219
還有何仙姑呢？都使出來吧

842
01:41:20,421 --> 01:41:28,795
我何…何…何

843
01:41:30,365 --> 01:41:31,297
等等

844
01:41:31,499 --> 01:41:32,761
師父，不行啦

845
01:41:33,368 --> 01:41:34,494
為什麼？

846
01:41:34,535 --> 01:41:35,832
我沒有學呀

847
01:41:37,805 --> 01:41:39,568
現在教我行不行呀

848
01:41:39,774 --> 01:41:41,105
現在教個屁呀

849
01:42:07,101 --> 01:42:08,193
飛鴻

850
01:42:08,736 --> 01:42:13,173
看似無形實有形，鬼手虛實辨分明

851
01:42:15,243 --> 01:42:19,805
七位混揉成一體，氣定神寧自創仙

852
01:42:21,449 --> 01:42:24,418
好，我自創何仙姑

853
01:42:37,331 --> 01:42:39,299
這招叫騷寡婦送情郎

854
01:42:46,407 --> 01:42:49,205
這招叫扭屁股，老娘坐馬桶

855
01:42:56,484 --> 01:42:58,179
你坐歪了吧

856
01:43:06,194 --> 01:43:07,491
搽胭脂碎粉

857
01:43:10,465 --> 01:43:12,524
美人照鏡

858
01:43:14,168 --> 01:43:15,192
醉八仙是這樣的嗎

859
01:43:16,237 --> 01:43:21,402
各師各法，各馬各騎，各廟各菩薩

860
01:43:21,442 --> 01:43:24,343
同一師父，不同玩法

861
01:44:54,001 --> 01:44:56,526
仙姑酒癮發了，來一口