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Hu wei escort firm
Sun chien
master.
Swordsman li chin-ming and his girl have offered us help to escort the gold.
They'll work without charge to get the gold to the famine victims.
Master, the two fighters, yen and fang, are both waiting out on the road.
Once we start, they'll scout ahead for us.
Excellent. You've done well.
As the state government
has asked me to escort the gold to the famine area,
this will show they've confidence in us.
This will make us popular.
The famine area needs this gold. They're desperate.
The whole country is watching.
We have to get through.
(Laughs) Master, what's happened to the special government agent, hai tao,
who was supposed to be meeting us here? Where is he?
- We're still waiting. - Master!
Master...
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
chi sha gang?
(All gasping) Chi sha gang?
Notify swordsman li and his girl.
And the others, yen and fang.
The chi sha gang have a plan.
They intend to hijack the gold.
(Both) Sir.
Sen tsang, tsang ho.
(Both) Sir.
Tell the men we're starting out.
- Sir. - Yes, sir.
Warn them, be real careful.
Although we're going to have a very powerful escort,
the chi sha gang is quite ruthless,
stop at nothing.
(Both) Yes, sir.
Now, then, the chi sha have four chiefs.
'Number one is golden arm.'
Lo meng as the golden arm kid
Wang lung-wei, Yang hsiung, suen shu-pao, yu tai-ping
suen San-cheung, lu chien-ming, wu hang sheng, tu lung
tan chen-ling, liu huang-hui, chou mai-li, li yu-shing
chan hung, shia kuo-jung, chen chih-le, shiao yu-lung
'number two is silver spear.'
lu feng as silver spear
Costumes: Liu chi-yu props: Li wo, liu bing-wei
make-up: Wu chu-ching hair: Peng yen-lien
'Number three is iron robe.'
wang lung-wei as iron robe
'Number four is brass head.'
Yang hsiung as brass head
They're ranked according to their skills,
and not by their age.
Their chief, golden arm, is the youngest.
In fact, all the gang are relatively young, although famous.
What's more, I hear they've some new men.
A group known as the seven hooks.
A real vicious bunch.
Kill
chiang sheng
My father always said, avoid the woods.
I think my dad was right.
(Laughs) But we're supposed to be the scouts.
We're supposed to check the road.
So even if your dad was right, we got no choice.
We gotta go on.
That gang is tough.
They'll ambush us. I'm sure!
Come out!
(Both laugh)
Oh! You the seven hooks?
Guess you must be.
Not a friendly bunch. They won't talk, only kill.
Hey, do you care?
(Laughs) Guess not. Because they'll soon be dead.
So, then. (Laughs)
- Doesn't matter! - Right!
Well, we're even now.
We've both killed three men, but there's still one left.
So who gets him?
Who cares? All the same. Hm?
Hm, right!
(Both) Right! Even score!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
poon bing-seung
(robe jangling)
Miss leng, we've never met.
I'm iron robe, the chi sha gang number three chief.
But where is the chief of the escorts, Yang hu-yun?
And why has he sent you on ahead?
Anyway, I never fight women.
You may go. We'll meet again.
Very good swordplay.
Hm! You are despicable.
Huh! Well, what do you expect from a criminal?
All I want to do is win!
Philip kwok
what's wrong with me?
I'm not drunk. Only had three jars.
That's not so much.
You broke the jar!
Hu wei escort firm
Master.
Yen and fang met the seven hooks and they killed 'em all.
They tried an ambush in the woods up ahead.
And miss leng nearly got herself killed in a trap by iron robe.
She was pretty lucky. Some drunk rescued her.
Huh? Who?
Don't know. Apparently, he's disappeared.
Could it be him?
Agent hai tao is a drunk.
They say his best friend is the wine.
Also, that he fights best when he's drunk.
Jihua village
(talking and laughing)
Wei pai
- You! - I was ambushed.
Iron robe nearly got me.
The bastard!
- Some food, miss? - Push off.
Oh! (Laughs)
Dead...
Mister, you just killed this man.
You see that?
And he was your man.
(Gasping) Guard...
Dead...
(Stuttering) What if the police come?
Then I'll be in trouble!
- You recommended him. - Huh?
- You! - Sorry.
(Cries in pain)
(Scream)
The sand palm! Quick!
The sand palm's got li.
He's finished. He can't get far.
Quick!
Right! Come on!
(Yelps)
Hey. Some wine.
(Silence)
Hey! Some wine. A whole jar!
What a damn waste!
Hey.
I must say, you got a hard head.
Ah, then you must be brass head,
chief number four of the chi sha gang.
Huh?
(Laughs)
I'm honored to meet you. A great pleasure.
You're very good, whoever you are.
Oh? (Laughs)
What? You silver spear?
Very smart.
Right.
Silver spear is chi sha gang's number two.
How come you're selling wine? Huh?
A man with your skill shouldn't work for just anyone.
You join the chi sha gang, you'll be much better off.
(Laughs) That so?
You in charge?
Of course.
First, I must be the number one.
Second... er...
- (Rattling of Spears) - All the old members...
They have to go. Must be killed.
And third...
Er...
Third...
Hey, no. Forget it.
You go to hell!
Huh. Since you can't decide, then you go back and talk to your boss.
Now, that's golden arm, and you can see just what he says.
(Laughs)
(Gasping)
It's only the sand palm. There's no reason to panic.
(Gasps) But there's quite a deadly poison involved!
It's fatal in every case.
Nonsense. The skills I've learned, they'll save me.
My internal control techniques can resist the drug.
You won't die, then?
At least I'll live for two more days yet.
Listen, you must rest here.
I'll go get a horse and go find a doctor.
First, I have never given up on a mission.
That's against my honor.
Second, I ask no one for any favor.
(Gasps) You... you...
A hero fears no death.
Besides, in two days, we can probably get this mission accomplished.
Come.
You never consider others.
You're only thinking of yourself!
What do you mean?
For the famine victims,
and to help out my old friend, Yang...
I'm willing to die.
And you say that I'm selfish!
Well, you are! You just think of yourself.
And your sense of honor!
That's all you care about.
You can give up your life.
But what about me, though?
You don't care!
I know that.
(Sobs)
If you really love me, you'll want to live on.
Come with me.
What news you managed to get about the undennorld?
Anything new?
They've heard of the gold, as you might guess.
But still, they daren't try it.
Because of the chi sha gang, they're all too scared.
Don't wanna die.
Huh!
We were outside.
Found this guy hanging around, so we brought him back here.
You see li anywhere on your way here?
(Sighs)
Now, you tell us what you know.
Maybe this axe here might help him talk.
That's no use. No point killing him.
He can't talk then!
Right.
Just you kill me, then. Real men don't torture.
Hey, he's right. That's quite true.
Sure. We can't torture men.
Right.
Damn it! There's a tunnel there!
Brass head! Chi sha's number four!
Go get the gold!
(Grunts)
(Laughs) Well, Mr. Yang, the chi sha's won again.
They always get what they want. That's our motto!
Hey, that's not fair.
You're getting to kill all of them!
Right! I'll leave one.
A signal from number three!
Let's go!
(G roans)
Hey, that's not bad!
Right!
(Shouts angrily)
(Cries in pain)
Master!
Golden arm!
Well, it seems I'm a bit late here.
(Pained) Master!
Number three managed to get the gold, but he just sent up a signal!
Right. I'll check what the problem is.
And then, I'll avenge you.
Don't worry.
These men are all gonna die.
(Groaning) Thank you.
Golden arm is as good as his reputation says.
With his bare hands, he stood all of us off.
And if he had weapons...
Golden arm never uses weapons.
Says he doesn't need 'em.
He says using his bare arms is the best.
And he's probably right.
Nobody's beaten him yet.
Just using his arms, he beat us all, then.
We had no chance. He had us cold!
But why didn't he kill us?
The guy who came in said something about a signal from chief number three.
It's the gold!
(Neighing)
Hey.
No one's answering. Something wrong?
Huh?
(Sighs) You again.
Oh? Why, of course.
(Laughs)
The last of the wine, and no more money.
(Laughs) Have you got any? A dollar?
I've had orders from my chief to leave you alone.
Wants to use you.
But I think he's wrong!
We don't want men like you. Not likely.
Because I know exactly who you are now!
That's good, that's good.
Who am I, then?
(Laughs)
The way you behave, you have to be the agent, hai tao.
That's right? So what?
I'm not scared. No way.
Oh! What are you trying to say?
You want a contest?
Hm. Since you followed me here, I have no choice.
(G roans)
(All) Huh?
Li chin-ming has been hurt.
And the girl is staying with him.
And the others and Yang are no problem.
Except, one man worries me.
Agent hai tao!
(Laughs)
But to fight a man like him is an honor!
And iwill!
The cart's broken.
We can't take the gold.
We'll let Yang keep it, then, for a few days longer.
(Footsteps approaching)
Hey, let's check it out.
- Come on. - Right.
It must be over here.
Hey, take it easy up there! And you!
- Easy! - Alright.
Kill, kill, kill
come out!
Well, now, it seems it's my chance.
You've been hurt bad by the sand palm.
So, then, you don't fight too good.
Huh. And if you managed to kill me now,
that will improve your reputation.
(Laughs) That's right. I'd like that.
You won't make it, though.
(Laughs) I'll try.
You can hold it!
You're the first one ever.
And you're the first one who can hold onto it.
Makes us even.
So, then. You ought to join us.
And then, you could be number three.
Oh? It seems you've already forgotten. I did tell you my terms.
Hey, miss leng's here.
You should go. If not, well... Then the two of us will kill you.
Hey! Where are you taking him?
Hey, it's strange. That drunk, where is he now?
We're all ready for him!
- (Muttering) - Well, he said he'd be here!
- Hey, wait a minute! Is that him? Look! - Hey, here he comes!
- Look, here he is! - Hey, he's here!
Ah, yeah!
- Hey! - What's he doing?
- I don't know who he's got there. - Who is he?
Strange.
Put him down there.
Right.
Hey! Hey, you see that Mark on his chest, there?
Hey! Come on, ten taels of silver! Get moving!
- Yeah, alright! - Alright, come on.
That's it. That's right.
Open the doors!
Huh?
Right!
What are you doing?
Hey.
It's like this.
If we burn him up, the poison comes out.
So the ashes ought to fetch a good price.
(Laughs)
Come on!
(Laughs)
Forget your sword. It's no use.
I mean, you can't do him any good now.
Hey! More wood!
- Oh, sure, yeah! - Alright!
Hey, come on. Get us some.
(Screams)
Master, we've checked ahead for ten miles.
We're near a small town, we could spend the night there.
Right. But we rest here, first.
Okay, sir.
(Guards break into chatter)
Well, now, my good friends.
I'm very grateful.
Especially to li, who, though hurt, wouldn't give up.
Friends like that, they're...
Well, let's get going!
Wang chan!
Wang hu!
Well?
This is chi sha work.
Maybe so. But how'd they know we'd come here?
Or that we'd rest here?
(Clink of metal)
Huh?
- Don't move! - Oh, god!
Now, look. The chi sha must have set these traps.
Tie some boards to your shoes.
And watch it. Don't touch a thing.
Stand up, and lean on nothing.
May be traps everywhere.
(Sighs)
Haitao!
I shall hunt you down one day, wherever you may hide!
There's no need. I'm right here, if you want me.
(Logs being thrown)
Back!
(Screaming)
- Hey. Ready? - Huh?
Right, open it.
Alright!
Huh? (Gasps)
Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, the silver you promised!
- Hey, where is it? - What about the ten taels?
Ten taels of silver, remember?
- You promised us! Where is it? - Hey!
It was li you saved, not me.
Go ask him.
I'm sure he'll pay you 100 taels!
- Hey, you reckon so? 100? - Sure.
Ask him. Go on, ask him!
Hey...
Come on, then, let's ask him!
- Come on! Come on. - (She laughs)
(All clamoring) Hey, master li! The silver! You see...
(She laughs)
Hai tao's very strange.
He was trying to cure you, but he wouldn't say.
In that hour, I was going nearly crazy.
(Giggles)
He said that he was going to burn you up.
But in fact, he saved you!
So I have a score, then, that I must settle with him.
What's that? He just helped you!
He saved you from a certain death, and you...
Why, you... you...
Was I ever scared to die?
Sure. Always the big hero, who's afraid of nothing.
Dishonor, that scares me.
Understand?
Sure. If this thing got around,
you'd be so afraid that everyone might think less of you then.
Where's the cart got to?
It ought to be here now.
Those poisoned pins, they got rid of four of their men.
And on top of that, it must have slowed them down.
Tonight, they must stay in that town,
and we got everything ready.
How many left?
Long axe, short axe, Yang hu-yun...
And then there's the two wang brothers, as well,
and maybe ten guards.
Li's badly hurt.
He and his girl pose no threat to us.
Why didn't you finish li off, then?
I was going to, but hai came along, and the girl.
Of the two, there is no doubt hai tao is much the best.
It's strange, in that fight last night,
Yang hu-yun didn't fight very well.
Yet his sword's famous!
I don't understand it.
He has a great reputation.
So what? Some reputations are false.
Not his. Just a little over a year ago,
somewhere up near tai lake,
Yang hu-yun killed 17 men with that sword of his.
Now that wasn't fake.
Anyway, after tonight, the gold will be ours.
Who cares about Yang? The gold, that's what counts.
You're right.
But still, have you found out yet
if anybody else is also trying to get the gold?
Of course. But those men are all aware that we're after the gold.
Huh! They're much too scared to try you.
Well, I've got somebody special in mind.
Years ago, he had quite a big reputation.
Know who I mean?
I think I know the one. It's iron feet!
Right.
And in his time, his name was famous,
although I never met him.
And then I formed the chi sha gang,
and he seemed to disappear.
Don't know why.
Well I should imagine that he was jealous of your gang
and your name.
And so he just backed out.
Leave the candle. We'll use our own.
Right.
All quiet here.
We got this water from a nearby village, so it's quite safe.
I'm sure.
Hey, listen!
- You... - Huh?
(Both groan)
Those bastards!
It just shows what they're like.
It's obvious what they've done.
They came ahead and drove all the people out.
And then they poisoned the water for miles around.
We'll only eat the food that we brought with us.
We take turns to stay on guard.
Leave at dawn.
Master li, miss leng.
Get some sleep.
Ndfimd
Yang is being very careful, but it won't do us much good.
Golden arm knew that we'd have to spend the night in this town.
This place here must be a trap.
(Laughs) But what can we do? We have to sleep.
But still, we'll check everything that we can.
And thoroughly.
(Laughs)
(Chuckles)
Think of that.
Chi sha men have poisoned the water all around here.
Lucky I drink wine, not water!
Mr. Li, miss leng.
Like a drink? Huh?
Not now, thank you.
(Laughs)
(Continues laughing)
Uh, hey.
Listen, uh, you thirsty?
Uh, drink? Huh?
- (Laughs) - Hai tao.
Glad you're here. What do you think?
This place has obviously been booby-trapped.
What else is new?
We're all aware of that.
I quite agree that we're all aware of it.
But only I will guess how.
Nonsense.
Right. All nonsense.
(Chuckles)
Right, let's have a drink.
Now, hai is a friend here!
(Sighs)
We must not quarrel.
We're in danger. It's everywhere.
Wow...
Scared me.
I managed to escape from your blade!
But I don't know how, though.
When this mission's finished, we'll continue where we left off.
(Laughs) When this mission's finished, maybe we'll all be dead.
I mean, could be.
(Laughs)
(Sighs) Gold, you're a hard mistress.
You can kill, and you can save.
Those candles...
Could be poisoned, so don't light them.
The torches are ours.
Oh?
The brackets?
Hey! Get outta here!
- Found something? - Hey, quick!
- Outta here! - If you stay, I can.
Heh. Mr. Li, you had a drink?
I'm not a drunk like you are.
(Laughs) Drinking wine can have its advantages.
I've been drinking the whole day.
I must have drunk over 20 bottles.
In each one were three special pills. Poison antidote!
So I'm immune to any poison.
(Laughing) Don't think you are, Mr. Li. But stay if you like.
I knew it! It's poison gas!
Hey. It's the rings. They look wrong.
I knew it as soon as I saw them.
They put poison inside, in the holder.
Er... and when they got hot, they expanded!
When that happened, then the gas came out.
It's quite neat.
I think we should sleep outside tonight.
What else do you do, besides drinking?
(Laughs) Not much.
One time, I thought wine was a man's best friend.
And now?
Well, now! Realize a good woman is much better.
A woman like you.
- (Whispering) Listen. - Hm?
Seems to me, this damn job will kill us.
I feel it.
You're right.
Up to now, we've lost eight men.
And that gang's good. Too good!
- We split? - Hm.
Come on.
(Whispering) Now, listen, we'll open the case
and take all we can, then run.
- It's better than dying. - You're right.
(Bang followed by screams)
- (Guard) Hey! What is it? - (Guard) Go in there!
Quick, over here!
Hey.
Hey, now don't touch a thing.
It's the damn chests. They've been poisoned!
How do you know? Why are you so sure?
Careful! Watch out!
How could they manage that?
Couldn't be invisible.
It's strange. I just can't see how the gang could've arranged that.
If not them, then who else?
Those two... They meant to steal some gold.
But the gang couldn't know that.
And if that's so, why poison? It could harm them.
Now, look.
In my company, I'm sure that there's no traitors.
Good. So I'm wrong.
Still, how'd it happen? You know?
I have no idea.
Huh. Can't stay here. Leave at dawn.
But better clean the poison off the gold, first. Tell the men.
Where's hai?
He left at dawn.
He probably went off to buy more wine.
Hm. And why not?
But for him, the chi sha would have killed us all.
Have a seat, sir.
All the people here, get rid of them.
(All) Sir.
(Laughs) Very hard. And tough.
With unarmed men. You're very brave.
Golden arm sent me here. Said to talk to you.
If you agree to back off, then he'll cut you in.
20 percent.
I have a question.
Last night, how did you manage to kill the wang brothers in our escort?
It wasn't you?
That's what I thought.
Well, now...
It's strange.
The boss wants your answer.
If you don't agree, then he would like a duel.
(Laughs) Good.
And the place? The time?
At noon, on the chi li hills.
We're passing through there.
Hm. Right.
He knew that. He'll be there.
So will we, and the men.
So, then, don't be late.
(Laughs)
Seems your boss thinks highly of me.
But what about the others, though? Li chin-ming, and miss leng?
She'll be there.
Long axe, short axe.
And then there's Yang and all of the other escorts.
- Won't be easy. - Boss says they're all useless.
They're no problem.
Hm. None at all.
You hold it.
You killed those men. I'm arresting you.
Right. I'd just like to see you try to take all of us.
Well, in that case, if you mean to resist arrest,
I've no choice, have I, but to kill you?
(Chuckles)
The chi li hills...
(Indistinct chattering)
What's wrong?
Master.
When we left on this job, we'd 30 men.
But now... but now...
Well, go on!
Oh, it's like this.
That gang, if they attack, we're sure they'll kill us.
We'd have no chance. So we'll leave.
If they're scared, no point keeping 'em.
Let 'em go.
Oh, thanks, Mr. Li!
Hey! Well, let's go!
- What? - Listen.
You see, he says we can go.
- Gmm! - Alright, come on! Let's go!
(Sighs)
Only human to be scared.
All their buddies have been killed,
and they probably all have family relying on them back home.
Hey, you going?
(Laughs)
- My life, it belongs to my friend. - Hm.
And in that case, why worry?
(They run off)
Mr. Yang! You and li better stay with the cart.
We'll go and check ahead.
We'll see you later.
Hey, it seems all clear. Shall we tell 'em?
It's very strange.
Why haven't they attacked? It makes no sense.
Yeah. They must know we're pretty weak now.
Right.
And what I've seen of Yang's skill...
He's not much good.
But still, he should be good, though.
But then, possibly, he may have been injured.
I would ask him, but he might be hurt.
Two of their best men!
Well, it seems they're not taking us too lightly.
Hm. I guess that you are long axe, short axe.
Yen chiu, fang shih.
Right. What can we do for you?
(Laughs)
The graves of yen chiu & fang shih
We should have got here sooner.
We... might have saved 'em.
Well, they didn't die in vain.
At least they killed the silver spear before they died.
But now, there's only the three of us.
There's four! There's hai tao.
Next time you want to see him, don't wait till I'm asleep.
'Cause I don't care.
You... how can you say that?
- Where's he going? - I don't know.
Maybe to challenge golden arm.
He'd do that just to prove himself and show his bravery.
Mr. Li! Better not go there!
Mr. Hall
Mr. Hai, have you seen li?
Where's yen chiu? And fang shih?
They died killing silver spear.
Ms. Leng, you mustn't follow him.
I had a date with golden arm, to fight on chi li hill.
I think that li has got there first.
(Gasps) You... how could you let him?
Why didn't you stop him?
Look.
I could never stop him. He's doing what he wants.
He'd much sooner die a hero, than live on as an ordinary man.
I'd rather that he stayed alive!
With some, it's money.
With others, fame.
It's man's nature.
Hai tao, where is he?
(Shouts)
And so it's you, and trying for my back.
Li chin-ming, that's not nice.
Hm. You're a hero.
But still, you don't seem like one.
At least, not to me.
You must keep your temper and stay calm,
or else you can't win.
Get your weapon.
I already have mine. That's my arms.
Your sword's good, I admit.
Still, if you should lose it, you're finished.
But my arms, they always stay with me.
(Shouts)
Well, my friend, it seems you've lost your sword.
Tell me now, do you feel a bit nervous?
Even heroes have to die.
(Gasps)
(Sobs)
Chin-ming!
(Grunts)
You better leave here.
In fact, I'll give you three clear days.
And then if I see you again,
you admit defeat.
(Whispering) It's hai tao. Now, listen.
You remember what I said to you in town?
- Hm. - You leave here now.
Come back in two hours. It'll be settled.
And take your revenge.
Hm. That's right.
In two hours, it's finished.
(Sighs)
Li chin-ming is dead.
I told my men to arrange his burial.
I gave miss leng three days to run.
Li was a great swordsman.
He was proud. Bigoted, too.
Hm. But a really brave man.
But you... you're not scared you'll die as well?
Just like he did?
- (Cart approaching) - Hm. If I die, that's too bad.
Still, to you, though...
You might be captured today.
Just look how he draws.
They saw he's a swordsman.
To me, it seems he can't use a sword.
Forget him. We're wasting time.
- (Jar smashes) - Right.
Catch!
(Screams in pain)
(Groaning)
Like I told you, wine is my best friend.
Well done. You made it.
Hm. His technique was perfect.
His arms were quite immune.
And I don't know if the rest of his body was as well,
but still, I knew one thing, his eyes had to be vulnerable.
(G roans)
Well, now, we're nearly there, it's not far.
50 miles.
So why not kill him now?
Save us trouble?
Well, he's blind now, so there's no point.
His kung fu's useless. He can't harm us.
(Gasps)
So that's it!
Ah... now I see.
(Laughs)
You understand?
(Laughs) Two tons of gold, it's quite a big temptation.
Besides, there's no risk for you.
You just Bury golden arm's body,
and tell everyone he killed me.
And they'll think the chi sha gang have the gold.
And Mr. Yang will die shortly aftennards.
(Laughs)
Now, look! You...
(Laughs)
One thing where you nearly tripped up, though...
Your one mistake
was you didn't know that the chests were covered with poison.
And so you didn't have to kill the wang brothers.
Also, your stand-in, although he looked like you...
(Laughs) ...He was no swordsman.
(Laughs) In fact, I'll tell you now,
my swordplay isn't good.
My technique's kicking.
I'm extremely good with my feet.
You must have heard of the iron feet.
Iron feet?
You're iron feet?
But that big fight at tai lake,
and the men you killed with your sword...
(Laughs) That's simple.
They died from my kicks.
Then I slashed them with my sword.
Not one survived it to tell the truth.
Why did you do it?
'Cause of him!
Years ago, the two of us, we were equal.
But then, he formed the chi sha gang.
After that, I couldn't match him.
And so, I changed my name, started an escort firm.
And now, he's dead.
His gang are all dead, as well. (Laughs)
And I intend to use the gold
to set up a new gang, better than his was.
And soon, I'll be famous.
So, then, you have to kill me.
- You've no choice! - (Laughs)
Why, of course.
From now on, there'll just be me.
No golden arm, just iron feet.
(Laughs)
Huh?
You weren't hurt?
Like I told you,
wine's my best friend.
(Laughs) It's a pity about the bag, and the wine.
(Stabbing sound)
(G roans)
Iron feet's dead.
And I'm blind.
Anyway, I'm grateful for your mercy,
that you didn't take my life then.
As from today, I'll go and live quietly somewhere.
(Gasps)
Right... who wants to retire? (Groans)
To end this way... is the best.
(Screaming)
That's that.
You escort the gold. It isn't far now.
I'm gonna get drunk.