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There are many schools of martial arts in our country.
As far as Southern schools are concerned,
besides Hung, Lau, Choi, Lee, and Mok - the five major houses -
there's another style popular in Foshan, and that's Wing Chun.
Legend has it, that Wing Chun was founded in Shaolin by female master Ng Mui.
Then passed on to Fujian's Yim Wing-Chun.
Hence the name.
Yim Wing-Chun passed it on to her husband, Leung Bok-Chau.
Leung Bok-Chau passed it on to Wong Wah-Bo.
Wong Wah-Bo passed it on to Leung Tsan.
Leung Tsan lived in the waning days of the Qing Dynasty.
He established a medical clinic in Foshan's Chopsticks Street.
It was named Apricot Forest Hall.
His proficiency in bone-setting techniques was known far and wide.
Leung Tsan was a generous and righteous man, well-respected by the villagers.
He was respectfully addressed as Mr. Tsan.
Foshan's Chan Wah was an upright character,
who dared to act with a deep sense of justice.
Wherever he saw injustice, he would be compelled to help.
At that time in Foshan,
the martial arts were prevalent and famous masters came forth in numbers.
Each provincial hall employed instructors to teach combat.
Wealthy merchants were keen for their children to learn martial arts.
Chan Wah had been enthralled by martial arts since childhood.
First learning the Hung Fist, then practising his kicks.
He pledged himself to Leung Tsan as his master and diligently studied Wing Chun.
Becoming the fifth generation heir to the Wing Chun school.
At that time, Chan Wah served as a money changer at Mok Kei Bank.
They called him "Change-giver" Wah.
Dear fellow villagers...
Fat Chun's open for business again!
Come on... Buy something...
Uncles, Aunts...
Fresh sticky rice dumplings with lye water or wrapped in lotus leaves.
Each one with that extra something. Pop one in the mouth and you'll see!
Wow! Each one's got a soft centre. They're yummy!
Hey, buy something, won't you?
Hey, beanpole!
No, I mean Uncle.
A sticky rice dumpling with lye water, take a good look before buying.
Oh? Don't like sticky rice dumplings with lye water?
OK.
This is a sticky rice dumpling wrapped in lotus leaves.
It can be eaten with sugar or salt.
Wow! So fragrant and tender!
There's nothing like it!
It's terrific!
Hey...
Hey, fatty! Where's the teahouse?
Huh?
Hey, are you deaf?
The teahouse, where is it?
Oh, yeah. Now, go straight ahead.
Turn right, turn right, then turn right.
Turn right, turn right, and turn right again.
When you see a wretched sight, that goes by the name of Blight, that's the place.
Fat Chun!
Morning, you two. Help me out and have some dumplings, eh?
- Just a moment. - I have something to tell you.
What's up? A death in your family?
Pfft! More like a death in your family!
Oh, those of mine that deserved it have long since died.
I'm the sole survivor.
Fat Chun, someone's been talking shit about you.
Oh, who's been talking shit?
Big Mouth Man.
Big Mouth Man? I don't know him.
What did he say?
He said that Wing Chun used to be good stuff,
but the Wing Chun you're learning isn't up to much.
Who in all Foshan, from three to eighty-three,
doesn't know I'm being taught by Leung Tsan?
Really?
This Big Mouth Man, how old is he?
He's eighty-four.
Oh! No wonder, then.
What's so impressive about Wing Chun?
Most impressive is the Two-Character Goat-Clamping Stance.
Back in the day, my master's master
was in the Two-Character Goat-Clamping Stance,
practising kung fu beneath an ancient pine tree.
All of a sudden, howling wind and torrential rain.
Thunder and lightning!
R-R-Rumble...
Lightning struck down the tree.
My master's master, stood in the Two-Character Goat-Clamping Stance
didn't budge even half a step!
That awesome?
What happened to him then?
He got struck by lightning and died.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Big Mouth Man said your Two-Character Goat-Clamping Stance doesn't work.
Doesn't work!? I'm not trying to scare you,
but when I'm in that stance, not even ten of you could move me.
It's really that awesome?
Listen to him brag!
If you can resist the force of my palm, I'm willing to lose anything.
You think you're some kind of Immortal?
Come on, let's try it out.
No point if it's just for fun.
If I move you with the force of my palm, then you lose your dumplings to me.
And if you can't move me?
Then I'll lose to you the cost of the dumplings.
OK, come on.
Now, once you're in the stance, you can't move.
- Move a muscle and you lose. - OK!
Hey, don't! Big Brother, don't!
Don't, Big Brother!
Hey, Big Brother!
Hey, why are you taking my dumpling stand?
I'm not taking your dumpling stand.
You already lost.
So I'm helping you move it.
You want to deny it?
- I... - I want to thank you.
- Sticky rice dumplings with lye water. - Savoury pork dumplings.
- Sticky rice dumplings with lye water. - Sticky rice dumplings in lotus leaves.
Sticky rice dumplings with lye water, savoury pork dumplings.
Sticky rice dumplings in lotus leaves, savoury pork dumplings.
WEEPING CYPRESS TEA HOUSE
How many?
Please sit inside.
My guests, please sit...
Sit.
Please sit...
My guests, please sit.
Pfft! Are you kidding me?
This table's so small, how can it seat seven of us?
Let's go sit over there. Follow me.
My guest, I'm sorry.
This table has been booked.
Booked? Who booked it?
Mr. Tsan. This table has been booked for him.
Mr. Tsan? I don't know any Mr. Tsan.
Sit.
My guest...
Mr. Tsan!
Third Uncle, look at them.
This doesn't concern you.
Are you alright?
You must be Mr. Tsan?
Yes, how can I help you?
Who's that girl over there?
Oh, she's my niece.
Oh, she's sat at my table.
What are you trying to say?
Then, I'm sorry.
Gam Fung, stand up.
Give him his seat back.
Damn you, little girl! You dare trick me?!
Stop it!
Why cause trouble when we've just arrived?
Now's not the time for fighting.
May I ask this old gentleman, where the Mok Kei bank is?
No need to tell me.
You must've been swindled by those hoodlums again.
Change-giver Wah, if there's hope for a broke person,
would there be a cure for a stupid one, also?
I don't think so.
I've thought about it.
Maybe I should switch to selling watermelons instead.
What's the use?
You lose money on everything you sell.
Even if they don't cheat you, you'll eat them all yourself.
Hey, point me in the right direction.
What trade should I be doing?
I've got it!
There's a trade where you won't get cheated and you won't eat all you sell.
Fat Chun, you quit selling dumplings?
That's right, I've changed trade.
Changed trade?
What are you selling now? Is it edible?
Whoa!
You switched to carrying shit?
Jeez!
If I didn't change trade, you would've cheated me eventually.
Boss, we thought you were dead.
Never expected to see you here.
Still, there's something else you won't expect.
I've used the money we made together to open a bank here.
If we liquidate its assets now, we'll make at least double.
Huh? Then let's split the profits.
Manchu Chiu, I always said you had no brains.
Now that Mok Kei Bank is expanding,
I've become a man of repute and status in this village.
Boss, you can't eat reputation and status.
But, I can use them as a springboard.
What's your plan?
I want to control the whole of Foshan.
So there's a bill still in my pocket.
No wonder I couldn't balance the accounts.
If I become mayor here, will you still need to work?
Aren't you afraid of other competitors when the time comes?
I already thought of that.
There's only one man in this village who can compete with me.
Who's he?
Leung Tsan.
We must kill the mayor.
It'll be easy.
All we have to do is come up with a plan to make his death look like an accident.
I already know what to do.
Who's chasing chickens? Rushing around like that...
Advisor Yau, I'm here on important business.
I have to see the mayor.
Ignorant fool!
You think the mayor's seeking enlightenment?
Think he doesn't need sleep?
Just why are you looking for him?
- Are you really sure? - Yes.
I didn't expect Boss Mok to be such a person.
Hey, you haven't told anyone about this?
No.
That changes things, then.
This is an urgent matter.
You must tell the mayor in person.
However, it's not convenient at the mayor's home.
How about this? Wait for me at the mausoleum at dawn.
I'll come with the mayor to meet you.
Change-giver Wah, that's some miserable luck you had bumping into me.
As dark and miserable as black ink.
What do you mean?
That is to say, your luck didn't just spoil in the sun.
It really was just rotten.
More rotten than a rotten corpse!
I don't know what the hell you're on about?!
- Where's the mayor? - The mayor?
Over to you, eh?
Brother Wah, what's the matter?
They...
- Search inside. - OK.
How did he end up like this?
I'm not really sure. Ask him when he comes to.
You want Change-giver Wah to come after us?
That's right.
Now, Change-giver Wah is usually very filial to his parents.
If his mother had an unexpected mishap, he would have to come to us.
Remember, this time, leave no loose ends.
Have a good rest.
Fat Chun.
Go to my house, tell my mum not to worry about me.
Alright, I'll go now.
What actually happened?
I'm not really sure, but I heard that
Change-giver Wah's mother was killed last night by bandits.
Change-giver Wah, where is he now?
I don't know.
However, I sent someone to meet him at Mok Kei bank.
He didn't go to work.
Then send some men to find him.
Sure...
Fat Chun, how's my mum doing?
She's doing fine, no illness or pain.
Then did she say anything?
She said...
to tell you there's no rush to visit her.
Fat Chun, besides my mum, did you see anyone else?
Oh, yeah! I saw the mayor.
In my house?
No, I just saw him in passing.
Fat Chun, I need you to do something for me.
What is it?
Tell the mayor that someone's plotting against him.
Tell him to be careful out and about.
Really?
Fat Chun.
Remember, tell the mayor in person, don't let anyone else know.
Li'l Fatty, are there girls bathing in there?
I can't see anything.
Inside? Nothing to see.
Nothing?
If there's nothing to see, what are you peeping at?
Nothing...
If there's nothing, what are you doing? Laying eggs?
- Go! - I'm going, then!
What are you looking at?! Damn fatty...
Mayor!
What is it?
I have something important to tell you.
I'm busy, what is it?
Someone wants to kill you.
What?
Someone wants to kill you.
You better watch out, don't wander around.
Hey, did you misspeak?
Who wants to kill the mayor?
Oh, that I don't know.
Why say if you don't know?! Ridiculous!
Excuse me.
Believe Fat Chun this one time. I'm not tricking you.
This information, who told it to you?
It was told to me by someone whose name I can't tell you.
You're talking nonsense!
Me? Talking nonsense?
Nah!
Hey...
You damn fatty, I told you to get lost!
What are you still doing here?
Nothing...
Nothing, yet not going?
I'm going! I'm going for real this time.
Go!
- Why step on me? - I'm sorry...
Sorry?! I'll give you sorry!
I kill you...
Hey, what's the matter?
Cramp...
That's much better.
Where'd he go?
Damn fatty! Next time I see you, you'll get a real taste of Phoenix Claw.
That fatty was telling the truth.
Mayor!
HOMETOWN FOR THE PEOPLE
Dear fellow villagers...
We've tried everything possible to find the mayor.
We can't manage without him.
According to the law, if the mayor leaves office without a reason,
we have the right to select a worthy person to succeed him.
Until we locate the mayor,
I recommend that for the time being Boss Mok of Mok Kei Bank
assist us by assuming the position of mayor.
Everyone, what do you think?
Good...
I approve.
Hey, Change-giver Wah.
Where are you going?
To see my mum.
Hey, you can't see your mum.
I'll be careful.
I'll see her, then be right back.
You can't see her anymore.
Fat Chun, what do you mean by that?
Your mother... is already dead.
Fat Chun, explain yourself!
I'm not lying to you.
Last time I was at your house, I saw the undertakers carry her out.
It can't be.
It can't be!
Don't go!
If you show yourself, those seven guys won't let you go.
They must have killed my mother.
I must find them and take revenge!
Listen to me.
They did it to lure you out.
Go out and you'll fall into their trap.
How can I live without avenging her?!
Even vengeance requires certainty. That seven's martial arts are too good.
How are you a match for them?
If you want revenge, then beseech my master.
Beseech Mr. Tsan?
What? Change-giver Wah's now at Mr. Tsan's?
Right, I just became aware of it.
I never expected...
that Leung Tsan would meddle in this affair.
Seems unlikely.
If Leung Tsan intended to meddle, why hasn't he acted?
Regardless, Leung Tsan will only be a nuisance if we let him stay in Foshan.
How about we show him who's boss?
Mr. Tsan.
Mr. Tsan, I haven't eaten in two days.
Thanks...
I'm sorry...
Good morning, Mr. Tsan.
Oh, it's you two. What a coincidence.
Please take a seat.
- I'll do it myself. - It's all the same.
Some tea.
Mr. Tsan, we came here today especially to find you.
Oh? I'm not sure what I can do for you?
Something that requires no effort.
We want you to hand someone over.
- Hand someone over? - Correct.
Fact is, sheltering Change-giver Wah will do you no good.
You both misunderstand.
I'm not sheltering Change-giver Wah.
He's just one of my patients.
I know nothing of your grievance with him.
But, until he's fully recovered, he'll remain in my clinic.
That's what we doctors call "treating patients like family".
If you don't hand him over, then you hand over your life.
Stop it!
Who are you fellows?
How dare you cause trouble here!
Those two men obey you.
I doubt you're a good person either.
Mr. Tsan, how did you come to quarrel with those men?
Why these things happen, it's hard to say.
- Ah Mou! - Yes!
I will pay for everything that's been broken.
- I couldn't possibly... - Here.
- Thank you... Mr. Tsan. - Thank you.
Boss Mok, I'm leaving now.
- Oh, as you wish. - Excuse me.
COMPENDIUM OF MATERIA MEDICA
Change-giver Wah, I don't know what issues you have with those men,
and I don't want to know.
You have recovered from your injuries.
You should leave.
Mr. Tsan, why won't you accept me?
You want me to accept you as an apprentice, just because you want revenge.
Learning martial arts to take revenge, is to lose the meaning of martial arts.
Mr. Tsan, those are bad men.
- They... - Enough. Say no more.
One side must be willing to give up their grievances.
Only then can one avoid endless retribution.
Change-giver Wah, you go now.
I won't accept you as an apprentice.
Master's coming.
Master...
Thanks.
Master, is Change-giver Wah still kneeling in the study?
- Third Uncle... - How many times have I told you?
No talking while eating.
Eat your food.
Master.
I know... No talking while eating.
I know, you've told me before.
Come... Sit down first.
Hey... careful you don't choke.
Fat Chun, your way didn't work.
If I keep kneeling, my legs will be crippled!
Master's very old-fashioned.
So what do I do?
Kneel or not kneel?
Hey, what now?
What?! I'm coming up with an idea.
Third Uncle, some tea.
Gam Fung, has Change-giver Wah gone?
Not gone, but he found a master.
Found a master?
Master's coming, get ready.
Kneel down...
Master, some tea.
Chubby, what are you doing?
Master, you refused to accept him as an apprentice,
so I'm accepting him as your apprentice's apprentice.
He's already pledged himself to me as his master.
- Young apprentice. - Here.
- Stand up. - Yes.
I'll now teach you the starting posture.
Young Master, why doesn't your posture use hands?
This is called Handless Posturing.
What stance is this?
This is called the Two-character Bootleg Stance.
Suck in your buttocks.
Who do I have to suck in my buttocks?
Have you ever heard of Wing Chun practitioners getting piles?
Master, is this really Wing Chun?
Never mind what "chun" this is.
All you've got to do is watch and learn, OK?
In our Wing Chun, the hand is like snake, crane.
Hey, why's your crane all skewed?
This is our Wing Chun's Fence-Sitting Crane.
Swiping Hands...
Swipe left...
Swipe right...
Swipe big...
Swipe done...
Pocket the interest...
Are you kidding me?! Into your own pocket?
Hey, there's Swipe left, Swipe right, Swipe big, Swipe small...
Having swiped so much, if not my pocket, where else should it go?
You're right there.
In our Wing Chun, when there's a bridge our hands cross it.
Stretch your hand out.
If there's no bridge, what should I do?
No bridge?
Build your own, stupid!
Build my own bridge?
How do I do that?
- What does this look like? - A bridge?
Of course, it's a bridge! Couldn't be a tunnel, right?
Understand?
Now we'll spar a bit.
You use your style, I'll use my style.
I warn you, Wing Chun style's the best.
You can't touch me.
This move's Plough Hand.
This move's Binding Hand.
And the next move's Dispersing--
Young Master, "Dispersing" what...?
Pain through my back!
I'm coming again...
Master, you...
Keep this up and you'll have exhausted the prestige of our Wing Chun!
Now, come on.
- You... - He'll accept you!
Don't be shy. Quick, serve him tea.
Master.
Wing Chun is the style Grandmaster Ng Mui created upon seeing a snake and crane fight.
She later refined it into three different forms.
The first form is Little Ideas.
Why's it called Little Ideas?
Because Master says that one may not succeed in learning Wing Chun.
So don't have too much ambition, have only Little Ideas.
That's why it's called Little Ideas.
Hey, practise hard, eh?!
Three Horned-Beetle, we learnt this sort of thing when we first started.
Let's go off to the side and spar.
Alright.
Seeking the Bridge.
Thrusting Fingers.
Our fist comes from the heart, our force rises from the ground.
Force comes from six directions.
These are...
lower leg,
knee,
waist,
shoulder,
elbow, wrist.
The six joints exert together, generating the force of six.
The weakest link is the fist.
This means, the palm, elbow, and shoulder;
any of those parts can both attack and defend.
The fist has three corners.
These are two of the corners. Watch.
The palm has three points.
Palm shaped for pursuit.
Hand like a snake, crane.
Front-facing form like a chicken. Exert strength like a cat.
Direct power towards opponent.
Crossing a bridge requires dismounting the horse.
Suppress the hand by sending the fist.
Suppress me.
What I'm teaching you are our Wing Chun's most basic,
and also most practical skills.
Attack me.
This one's called: Slapping Strike.
This one's called: Dispersing Strike.
This one's called: Wing Hand Hammer Punch.
Subduing Hand.
Suppress tail, raise head. Suppress head, raise tail.
Suppress the centre, raise the wing. Up through the barrier, the palm ascends.
Again.
Plough Hand.
This move's called: Coiled Dragon Form.
Follow me.
Stretch out two fingers.
When I let go, you catch it.
Pick it up.
Try again.
Do you know why you can't catch it?
Because by the time your eyes see it and signal your brain
to catch with your fingers, it's already too late.
That's why in Wing Chun we have Sticky Hands.
Sticky Hands develops your sense of touch and speed,
in order to draw out your kinetic power.
Do you understand?
Chubby.
What's up, Master?
Stick some hands with him.
What you used just then was shock power.
By combining shock power with kinetic power,
you can achieve long-distance power in short distances.
This is One-inch Power.
Master, if your opponent uses his legs, what then?
Try it yourself.
A strike to the upper body: block with the hand.
A strike to the lower body: nullify with the leg.
Understand?
Change-giver Wah, I've taught you all my kung fu.
I hope that after you've mastered it, you'll spread Wing Chun far and wide.
Master, I won't fail to live up to your expectations.
Intercept him.
You must do as I did.
In the shortest amount of time, with the fastest speed,
beat these two wooden men back into their original positions.
Master!
There are only two wooden men right now, and you're already disoriented.
If I were a third enemy, you'd be dead already.
Start from the beginning.
Your current skill is more than enough to cope with these two wooden men.
But your biggest flaw is a lack of concentration.
Remember, once you step inside this wooden alley,
you should have only one word on your mind.
VENGEANCE
How come Fat Chun's so great?
He can hit me every time!
Master, he...
Anyone who practises martial arts surely has their flaws.
Even if perfected, the invincible Iron Shirt has its breaches.
The two most distinct points:
The eyes and the genitals.
But preparing an attack is a very difficult thing.
Man, he has a total of 108 main acupoints.
Iron Shirt is no exception.
No matter how it moves, it's inseparable from a small plum blossom.
Therefore, Iron Shirt isn't afraid of your strike,
but is most afraid of your kinetic power.
As long as your strikes can disrupt his qi,
you can attack his weakest points.
Man, his weakest points have the widest area.
That is, the instep and The Great Ravine.
I'm now going to teach you Wing Chun's Six and a Half Point Fisherman's Pole.
First point: Xiangzi Plays the Flute.
Second point: Heavenly Net.
Third point: Earthly Fiends.
Fourth Point: Monkey Steals the Peach.
Cover the fence on the right. Arrange flowers on the left.
Beauty Punts the Boat; only half a point.
Together they become the Six and a Half Point Pole.
The hardest parts of the Six and a Half Point Pole to practise
are impact and exertion.
In other words, exerting kinetic power to the tip of the pole.
The pole itself has elasticity.
When we combine elasticity with suspension, we get impact power.
Now, try to smash this olive pit.
Just then, you were unable to combine these three forces into one.
Therefore, you could only bounce the olive pit.
Try again.
Master.
Proficiency in martial arts requires painstaking practice.
The arts expect nothing but blind devotion.
Do you understand this principle?
Don't be impatient.
Now, pick up all the olive pits and try again.
Continue.
Master, I...
Your opponent isn't inanimate.
By the time you see your opponent move it's already too late to strike.
Therefore, you must learn what our style calls:
Eyes and Hands as One.
Try again.
As much as Change-Giver Wah weighs heavy on my heart,
my real concern is Leung Tsan.
Mr. Tsan won't compete with you.
I know!
However, he took in Change-giver Wah.
In future, there will be loose ends.
But, Mr. Tsan isn't easy to handle.
- Advisor Yau, everyone has their habits. - Sure...
- And habits have their weaknesses. - Right.
His martial arts is very good, but he's still just a man.
Mr. Tsan.
What's going on inside?
Renovations inside.
Please go upstairs.
Mr. Tsan, sit.
Mr. Tsan.
I'm very hungry.
You...
I, Leung Tsan, hold no grievance nor animosity toward you.
Why do you want to kill me?
Because once we've killed you, it'll be much easier to get things done.
Third Uncle...
Stop it!
You lot are all done for this time.
Junior Sister!
Master's kung fu was great and he died! We can't keep this up.
- What do we do now? - You go with Change-giver Wah.
- And you? - I'll take care of it.
Die!
Wah got away!
Damn Fatty, you're not resting in peace?
- Fat Chun?! - Oh, right!
Fat Chun... you're back!
- What's up? - Well?
Old Mok, he really became the mayor.
- He went to the town hall to take office? - Yeah!
Do you know where the other three are?
Them?
Ah, I know...
We act separately according to plan.
Gam Fung.
Use the butterfly swords you just perfected to defeat Tiger Ha's Long Spear.
Fat Chun, Thunder Tai is down to you.
Use our sticky hands to take him on at close quarters.
I'll use the Six and a Half Point Pole...
to deal with Manchu Chiu.
We'll take action tonight.
I have to go.
- You can't go. - It's late.
- Tomorrow night. - Come again.
Master Tiger.
Come again when you're free.
Thunder Tai!
It's you?!
I'm Tiger Ha.
Thunder Tai isn't into this kind of thing.
Shit!
I got their names all mixed up.
This is bad!
Bamboo.
Block his senses.
Senior Sister, he's here!
Senior Sister!
It's useless.
Save your breath and go meet your master!
- I've bound your hands, you can't move! - Die!
Master...
You're dead just like that?!
Are you really dead, huh?
I'm talking to you! You dead or something?!
So you really are dead!
Remember, don't let me bump into you down there.
You'll get a smack for every bump!
Damn that Fat Chun! He got the names all mixed up!
I wonder how Fat Chun's doing?
What's the matter?
These two fish escaped the net.
You two deal with them. I'll come back with Boss Mok.
Alright.
Senior Sister!
How can you be done for so soon?
I'm not a good match with this one.
Boss Mok... does he know martial arts?
You're asking me?
Then who should I ask?
This fatty's just right for me.
You.
Right.
Come on.
Damn you, you fat bastard!
Are you pulling my leg?!
Hey, I'll do it myself.
Go on, then.
Ground Mantis.
A left, a right, a left, a right, whatever feels right!
- Hey, what's wrong? - Cramp!
That's much better!
Where is he?
Why's your head so hard?
There's filling inside!
Actually, I take that back, so now you don't know jack!
You took it back, so now I don't know!
Come on!
Didn't that hurt?
I've got polio in that leg. Why would it hurt?
Are you going to let me through?
Through? Sure, I'll let you through.
- Come on. - That's smart of you.
Let go of me...
Why would you do this to me?
I have a wife and kids!
Damn fatty!
Thanks!
Thanks very much!
Hey, you wet yourself.
I... know!
This move's called Mantis Stalks the Cicada.
Fat Bird Comes from Behind!
Fat Chun, are you alright?
I'm fine.
Let's double up.
- Double up how? - Share the load.
- I get hit, you hit him! - OK!
This is one ferocious mantis.
If I die, I die!
Hit his head!
Don't worry about me. Kill him good!
Fat Chun, are you alright?
Well?
I'm not dead yet!
Can you walk?
I can't. You'd better...
What?! You expect me to carry you?
No need! I can crawl by myself.
Let's go, then.