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"In the decade of the 1930s,
even the great city of Metropolis...

2
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...was not spared the ravages
of the worldwide depression.

3
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In the times of fear and confusion,
the job of informing the public...

4
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...was the responsibility
of the Daily Planet...

5
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...a great metropolitan newspaper,
whose reputation for clarity and truth...

6
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...had become a symbol of hope
for the city of Metropolis."

7
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This is no fantasy...

8
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...no careless product
of wild imagination.

9
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No, my good friends.

10
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These indictments
I have brought you today...

11
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...the specific charges listed herein
against the individuals...

12
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...their acts of treason,
their ultimate aim of sedition...

13
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...these are matters of undeniable fact.

14
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I ask you now to pronounce judgment...

15
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...on those accused.

16
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On this...

17
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This mindless aberration,
whose only means of expression...

18
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...are wanton violence and destruction.

19
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On the woman, Ursa...

20
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...whose perversions
and unreasoning hatred of all mankind...

21
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...have threatened even the children
of the planet Krypton.

22
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Finally, General Zod.

23
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Once trusted by this council...

24
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...charged with maintaining the defense
of the planet Krypton itself.

25
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Chief architect
of this intended revolution...

26
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...and author of this insidious plot
to establish a new order amongst us...

27
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...with himself as absolute ruler.

28
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You have heard the evidence.

29
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The decision of the council
will now be heard.

30
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Guilty.

31
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Guilty.

32
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Guilty.

33
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The vote must be unanimous, Jor-El.

34
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It has therefore
now become your decision.

35
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You alone will condemn us if you wish...

36
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...and you alone
will be held responsible by me.

37
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Join us.

38
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You have been known to disagree
with the council before.

39
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Yours could become an important voice
in the new order...

40
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...second only to my own.

41
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I offer you a chance
for greatness, Jor-El!

42
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Take it! Join us!

43
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You will bow down before me, Jor-El.

44
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I swear it.

45
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No matter that it takes an eternity,
you will bow down before me!

46
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Both you...

47
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...and then one day...

48
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...your heirs!

49
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No!

50
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- Let us out of here!
- Help me!

51
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- Forgive me!
- I shall return!

52
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,084
Forgive me!

53
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,795
I shall return!

54
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:31,565
An unpleasant duty
has been masterly performed, Jor-El.

55
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They have received the fate
they deserved.

56
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Isolation in the Phantom Zone...

57
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...an eternal living death.

58
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A chance for life, nonetheless.

59
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As opposed to us.

60
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It's suicide. No, it's worse.

61
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It's genocide.

62
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Be warned, Jor-El.

63
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The council has already evaluated
this outlandish theory of yours.

64
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My friends, you know me to be
neither rash nor impulsive.

65
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I am not given to wild,
unsupported statements.

66
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And I tell you that we must
evacuate this planet immediately.

67
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Jor-El, you are one
of Krypton's greatest scientists.

68
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Yes, but so is Vond-Ah.

69
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It isn't that they question your data.
The facts are undeniable.

70
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It's your conclusions
we find unsupportable.

71
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This planet will explode
within 30 days, if not sooner.

72
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I tell you,
Krypton is simply shifting its orbit.

73
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Jor-El, be reasonable.

74
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My friend...

75
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...I have never been otherwise.

76
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This madness is yours.

77
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This discussion is terminated.

78
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The decision of the council is final.

79
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Any attempt by you to create a climate
of fear and panic among the populace...

80
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...must be deemed by us
an act of insurrection.

81
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You would accuse me of insurrection?

82
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Has it now become a crime
to cherish life?

83
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You would be banished
to endless imprisonment...

84
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...in the Phantom Zone...

85
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...the eternal void...

86
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...which you yourself discovered.

87
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Will you abide by the council's decision?

88
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I will remain silent.

89
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Neither I, nor my wife
will leave Krypton.

90
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Have you finished?

91
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Nearly.

92
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It's the only answer, Lara.

93
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If he remains here with us
he will die as surely as we will.

94
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But why Earth, Jor-El?

95
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They're primitives
thousands of years behind us.

96
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He will need that advantage to survive.

97
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Their atmosphere will sustain him.

98
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He will defy their gravity.

99
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He will look like one of them.

100
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He won't be one of them.

101
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No.

102
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His dense molecular structure
will make him strong.

103
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He'll be odd. Different.

104
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He'll be fast. Virtually invulnerable.

105
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Isolated, alone.

106
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He will not be alone.

107
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He will never be alone.

108
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The energy input to Jor-El's quarters...

109
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...is now in excess.

110
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Our data indicates the loss is due
to a misuse of energy.

111
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Investigate.

112
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,008
And if the investigation
proves correct?

113
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He knew the penalty he faced.

114
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Even as a member of this council.

115
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The law will be upheld.

116
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You will travel far, my little Kal-El.

117
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But we will never leave you...

118
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...even in the face of our deaths.

119
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The richness of our lives,
it will be yours.

120
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All that I have, all that I've learned,
everything I feel...

121
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...all this and more...

122
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...I bequeath you, my son.

123
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You will carry me inside you
all the days of your life.

124
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You will make my strength your own,
see my life through your eyes...

125
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...as your life will be seen through mine.

126
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The son becomes the father,
and the father the son.

127
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,215
This is all I...

128
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,636
All I can send you...

129
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,055
...Kal-El.

130
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Stop. Stop, stop!

131
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,659
...which einstein called...

132
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:55,994
...his theory of relativity.

133
00:24:56,162 --> 00:25:01,166
Embedded in the crystals before you is
the total accumulation of all literature...

134
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,169
...and scientific fact
from dozens of other worlds...

135
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,589
...spanning the 28 known galaxies.

136
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:32,238
Early Chinese writings point out
the complex relationships...

137
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,994
By carrying this complex equation
to its ultimate power, my son...

138
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,626
Chief among these powers
will be your sight...

139
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...your strength, your hearing...

140
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:51,716
...your ability to propel yourself
at almost limitless speed.

141
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:56,888
The early history of our universe was
a bloody mosaic of interplanetary war.

142
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,974
Each of the six galaxies
which you will pass through...

143
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,977
...contain their own individual law,
space and time.

144
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:07,357
It is forbidden for you to interfere
with human history.

145
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,100
What was that?

146
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,458
Now, wouldn't that beat all get-out?

147
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,335
Will you... You...

148
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:10,628
Huh?

149
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,304
Pa...

150
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,140
Oh, my.

151
00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:56,841
All these years, as happy as we've been...

152
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,843
...how I've prayed the good Lord...

153
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,596
...see fit to give us a child.

154
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,600
Honey, will you hand me
that rag up there.

155
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,268
You take things easy, Jonathan.

156
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,979
Remember what Doc Frye said
about that heart of yours.

157
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:19,864
Now the first thing we've got to do
when we get home is find out...

158
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,075
...who that boy's proper family is.

159
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:26,204
He hasn't got any.
Not around here, anyway.

160
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,627
Martha, are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?

161
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:37,965
We could say he's the child
of my cousin in North Dakota.

162
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,467
And just now orphaned.

163
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,430
- Oh, Martha.
- Jonathan, he's only a baby.

164
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:48,309
Martha, now, you saw how we found him.

165
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,313
There's something very strange about that boy.

166
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,399
Yeah, you saw him.
Martha, you saw him...

167
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,026
...just as plain as I did, Martha.

168
00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:04,117
Martha Clark Kent, are you listening
to what I'm saying?

169
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,786
Jonathan!

170
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:01,007
All right, bring that ball back.
Come on, now.

171
00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:02,884
Again, and through the uprights!

172
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:09,640
Pick up that ball, it's a fumble!
Come on back, let's sharpen and try again.

173
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,519
Hey, yo! Let's go!

174
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:18,191
Come on, let's get that ball over the uprights,
not underneath it!

175
00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:21,027
What, do you think that ball's gonna do,
just fly there by itself?

176
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:23,404
- Come on!
- Ra, ra, ra!

177
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:27,533
What's wrong?
We've got to get it together, guys.

178
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,125
Come on, gang.

179
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,878
Come on.

180
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,756
- That was a great game.
- Yeah, but next week we're...

181
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,091
All right.

182
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,719
Come on, gang, hustle. Let's go.

183
00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,429
Stack your helmets neatly.

184
00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,599
Remember about those uniforms.
Cleaned and washed by tomorrow...

185
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,768
...and looking like a football team.

186
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:55,937
Clark, have the clothes
washed and ready...

187
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,730
- ...for tomorrow's game.
- Yes, sir.

188
00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,273
Got to beat Mount Vernon High!

189
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,360
- Can you give me a lift?
- Home early!

190
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,701
Lana? Don't bother with these, huh?

191
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,621
I'll take them in
with the other equipment.

192
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,582
- Thank you, Clark.
- Sure.

193
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:20,127
I think you're the nicest guy
in the whole school.

194
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,881
Well, thanks.

195
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:28,135
Of course, it's part of the job,
being team manager and all.

196
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,056
And I'd do it for you anyway.

197
00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:35,810
Listen, a whole bunch of us
are going up to Mary Ellen's...

198
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:37,603
...play some records.

199
00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:39,730
Would you like to come?

200
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,692
Oh, well...

201
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,444
Heh. I don't know...

202
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:52,285
Sure. Sounds like it'd be a lot of fun.

203
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:55,121
Kent can't make it.
Still got a lot of work to do.

204
00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:58,374
What are you talking about?
I just finished stacking all the...

205
00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,875
- All that?
- Oh.

206
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,378
Oh, Brad.

207
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,505
Hey, come on, Lana.

208
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:07,967
Bad taste, bad Brad.

209
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,849
Sorry, Lana.
Guess I'd better clean it up.

210
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,518
Come on, Lana.

211
00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:19,395
Come on, let's go.

212
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,064
- He's got to clean up.
- Bye, Clark.

213
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,900
- Yeah. Bye, Lana.
- Clean this up, Clark.

214
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,612
- Let's go.
- Bye, Clark.

215
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,406
- We're off to Mary Ellen's.
- See you, Clark.

216
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,575
All right.

217
00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:35,328
- Bye, Clark.
- Bye, Clark.

218
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:38,748
Bye, Clark. See you tomorrow.
Bye-bye.

219
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,066
Woo-hoo!

220
00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:59,078
Golly, I saw a boy out there
run as fast as the train!

221
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,330
Faster even!

222
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:04,917
Lois Lane, you have a writer's gift
for invention.

223
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,086
- I'll say that for you.
- But... But...

224
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,548
Lois, please read your book.

225
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,425
No one ever believes me.

226
00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:40,095
Hey, look. There's Clark.

227
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,598
How come he's here?

228
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,767
Clark.

229
00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:46,644
How'd you get here so fast?

230
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,314
- I ran.
- Ran, huh?

231
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:53,651
Told you he's an oddball.
Let's get out of here.

232
00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:03,077
Been showing off a bit,
haven't you, son?

233
00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:12,461
Uh...

234
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,633
I didn't mean to show off, Pa.

235
00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:24,557
It's just that, guys like that Brad,
I just want to tear them apart.

236
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,600
Yeah. I know.

237
00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:28,894
- Yeah, I know I shouldn't.
- Yeah, I know...

238
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,063
...you can do all these amazing things...

239
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,941
...and sometimes you think
that you will just go bust...

240
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:35,901
...unless you can tell people about it.

241
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,904
Yeah. I mean, every time
I get the football...

242
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:41,949
- ...I can make a touchdown. Every time.
- That's for sure.

243
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:44,618
I mean, is it showing off
if somebody's doing...

244
00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:48,414
...the things he's capable of doing?
Is a bird showing off when it flies?

245
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:51,750
No. No, now you listen to me.

246
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:54,086
When you first came to us,
we thought people...

247
00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:56,922
...would come take you away
because when they found out...

248
00:36:57,090 --> 00:37:00,759
...you know, the things you could do,
and that worried us a lot.

249
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,804
Then a man gets older,
and he thinks very differently...

250
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,682
...and things get very clear.

251
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,726
And there's one thing I do know, son...

252
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:12,313
...and that is you are here for a reason.

253
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,899
I don't know whose reason,
but whatever the reason...

254
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,026
...maybe it's because...

255
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,531
I don't know, it's...

256
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:26,118
But I do know one thing:

257
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,954
It's not to score touchdowns.

258
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,664
Huh?

259
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,791
Thanks, Dad.

260
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,045
I'll race you to it. Dad.

261
00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:38,213
- You will, huh?
- Come on. Come on, Pop, run.

262
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,549
Come on. Move. Move.
Yeah, go, go, go. Come on, run.

263
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:45,095
Hey, Baron! Hey, Baron. Hey, boy.

264
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,896
Oh, no.

265
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,830
Jonathan.

266
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:16,001
Jonathan!

267
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,092
Dad.

268
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,934
Jonathan!

269
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:37,272
No! Jonathan!

270
00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:15,936
All those things I can do...

271
00:39:17,439 --> 00:39:19,481
...all those powers...

272
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:24,486
...and I couldn't even save him.

273
00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:19,680
Clark, get up.

274
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,394
Good morning, Smiley.

275
00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:29,106
Clark, breakfast.

276
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,362
Are you gonna sleep all day?

277
00:43:36,406 --> 00:43:39,700
Clark, come on. Get up.

278
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,511
I have to leave.

279
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,770
I knew this time would come.

280
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:52,314
We both knew it...

281
00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,608
...from the day we found you.

282
00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:08,038
I talked to Ben Hubbard yesterday...

283
00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:14,544
...and he said that he'd be happy
to help out from now on.

284
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,304
Mother...

285
00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:27,307
I know, son.

286
00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:30,727
I know.

287
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:37,943
Do you know where you're headed?

288
00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:43,240
North.

289
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,580
Remember us, son.

290
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,251
Always remember us.

291
00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:22,068
My son...

292
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,910
...you do not remember me.

293
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,579
I am Jor-El.

294
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,082
I'm your father.

295
00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:41,629
By now, you will have reached
your 18th year...

296
00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:44,465
...as it is measured on earth.

297
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:48,094
By that reckoning,
I will have been dead...

298
00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:51,514
...for many thousands of your years.

299
00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:55,977
The knowledge that I have...

300
00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:58,896
...matters physical and historic...

301
00:55:59,064 --> 00:56:03,276
...I've given you fully on your voyage
to your new home.

302
00:56:03,444 --> 00:56:08,865
These are important matters, to be sure,
but still matters of mere fact.

303
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,202
There are questions to be asked.

304
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:17,123
And it is time for you to do so.

305
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:20,752
Here in this...

306
00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:25,048
This Fortress of Solitude...

307
00:56:25,841 --> 00:56:28,509
...we shall try to find
the answers together.

308
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:34,807
How does a good man live?
What is virtue?

309
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:39,562
When does a man's obligation to those
around him exceed his obligation to himself?

310
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,648
And these are not simple questions.

311
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:45,902
Even on Krypton...

312
00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:51,824
...there is no precise science
which provides us with the answers.

313
00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:58,039
I can only tell you
what I myself believe.

314
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:01,584
And to this end I've tried to anticipate
your questions...

315
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:04,337
...in the order of their importance to you.

316
00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,924
So, my son...

317
00:57:08,801 --> 00:57:10,384
...speak.

318
00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:13,137
Who am I?

319
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:15,765
Your name is Kal-El.

320
00:57:16,517 --> 00:57:20,269
You are the only survivor
of the planet Krypton.

321
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:23,147
Even though you've been raised
as a human being...

322
00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,191
...you are not one of them.

323
00:57:25,818 --> 00:57:28,027
You have great powers...

324
00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:32,281
...only some of which
you have as yet discovered.

325
00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:36,285
Come with me now, my son...

326
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,288
...as we break through the bonds
of your earthly confinement.

327
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:42,959
Traveling through time and space
in the six known dimensions.

328
00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:46,504
Your powers will far exceed
those of mortal men.

329
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:49,799
It is forbidden for you to interfere
with human history.

330
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:53,678
Rather, let your leadership
stir others to.

331
00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:59,892
In this next year, we shall examine
the human heart.

332
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:02,770
It is more fragile than your own.

333
00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:04,147
For the past two years...

334
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:08,818
As we pass through the flaming turmoil
which is the edge of your own galaxy...

335
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:11,362
...we'll enter the realm
of the red Krypton sun...

336
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:14,157
...source of your strength
and nourishment...

337
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:17,034
...cause of our eventual destruction.

338
00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:21,038
The planet Krypton, my son.

339
00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:24,584
Your home, as it was.

340
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:29,797
This year, we shall examine
the various concepts of immortality...

341
00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:32,717
...and their basis in actual fact.

342
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:37,597
The total accumulation of all knowledge,
spanning the 28 known galaxies...

343
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:41,142
...is embedded in the crystals
which I have sent along with you.

344
00:58:41,310 --> 00:58:43,352
Study them well, my son...

345
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,355
...and learn from them.
We've reasoned out logical judgments.

346
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:49,901
By the time you return
to the confines of your galaxy...

347
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,820
...12 of your years will have passed.

348
00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:57,950
For this reason, among others,
I have chosen Earth for you.

349
00:58:58,118 --> 00:59:01,412
It is now time for you to rejoin
your new world...

350
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:04,999
...and to serve its collective humanity.

351
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,960
Live as one of them, Kal-El...

352
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:11,672
...to discover where your strength
and your power are needed.

353
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:17,553
Always hold in your heart
the pride of your special heritage.

354
00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:21,057
They can be a great people, Kal-El.
They wish to be.

355
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,727
They only lack the light to show the way.

356
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:30,024
For this reason above all,
their capacity for good...

357
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,735
...I have sent them you...

358
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:36,197
...my only son.

359
01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:26,580
Okay, this is it, mac, the Daily Planet.

360
01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,791
Fresh fruit. Hey, lady,
how about a tomato?

361
01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:30,876
Fresh fruit.
Hey, baby, how's it going?

362
01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:35,339
Hey, fresh fruit and vegetables.
They're so fresh...

363
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:38,634
Fresh fruit and vegetables.
Get them while they're hot.

364
01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:41,345
Look at these tomatoes.
Aren't they beautiful?

365
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:56,777
He did a great job.
You see his article this morning?

366
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:07,246
Smile.

367
01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:12,293
- How many T's in "bloodletting"?
- Two.

368
01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:20,676
- What are you writing, Miss Lane?
- An ode to spring.

369
01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:22,887
- How do you spell "massacre"?
- Uh...

370
01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:27,350
- M-A-S-S-A-C-R-E.
- A... C...

371
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,268
...R-E. Thank you.

372
01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:31,645
Golly, how come you get
all the great stories?

373
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,106
A good reporter doesn't
get great stories, Jimmy.

374
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:34,808
A good reporter...

375
01:01:35,032 --> 01:01:36,108
- ...makes them great.
- ...makes them great.

376
01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:37,943
Here's that story
on the East Side murder.

377
01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:41,197
Way I see, it's a banner headline,
front page with maybe my picture...

378
01:01:41,365 --> 01:01:44,492
There's only one P in "rapist."
Lois Lane, say hello to Clark Kent.

379
01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:46,952
- Told you one P.
- Hello, Miss Lane. How are...?

380
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,455
Remember my exposé
on the sex and drug orgies...

381
01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:51,207
...in the senior citizens home?

382
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,376
How you doing?
Jimmy Olsen, photographer.

383
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:56,379
- Oh, hi. Clark Kent. Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

384
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,673
It's got everything. It's got sex,
violence, the ethnic angle...

385
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:02,218
So does a lady wrestler
with a foreign accent.

386
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:04,720
- Kent, can you open this?
- Oh, sure, Mr. White.

387
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:06,555
This could be a series of articles:

388
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:09,725
"Making Sense of Senseless Killings,"
by Lois Lane.

389
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,478
We get psychologists, sociologists...

390
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:16,232
Lois, you're pushing a bunch
of rinky-dink tabloid garbage.

391
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,068
- The Daily Planet has a tradition...
- Oh, I'm sorry.

392
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:22,738
Gosh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to shake it up like that.

393
01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:24,907
Oh, of course not, Lois.

394
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:28,577
Why would anyone want to make
a total stranger look like a fool?

395
01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:33,249
- I'll take that.
- Oh, thank... I'm sorry, Mr. White.

396
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:37,169
Olsen, why am I paying you when
I should have you arrested for loitering?

397
01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,921
- Go get Mr... A towel.
- Kent.

398
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,548
- Move, kid, move.
- Right, chief.

399
01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:42,591
- Make mine black, no sugar.
- Right, chief.

400
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,177
- And don't call me sugar.
- "Blood is in Metropolis...

401
01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,430
- Right, sugar.
- ...while the crocuses bloom."

402
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,766
Chief wants coffee, no sugar.
I'll take tea with lemon.

403
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:54,562
Lois, why don't you take Kent
out to meet everybody, huh?

404
01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:57,940
Just introduce him around.
He's starting with the paper today.

405
01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,525
I'm giving him the city beat.

406
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,446
Chief, that's my beat.

407
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:07,950
Lois, Clark Kent may seem like just
a mild-mannered reporter, but listen...

408
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:11,579
...not only does he know how to treat
his editor in chief with respect...

409
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:14,290
...not only does he have a snappy,
punchy prose style...

410
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:18,294
...but he is, in my 40 years in this
business, the fastest typist I've seen.

411
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,129
- That's great.
- Excuse me. I'm sorry.

412
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,590
Here, you forgot my article.

413
01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:26,802
Oh, excuse me, Mr. White?

414
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:30,222
I was wondering if perhaps
you could arrange for half my salary...

415
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:33,309
...to be sent to this address
on a weekly basis.

416
01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:35,060
- Your bookie, right?
- My what?

417
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:39,315
Don't tell me, he sends a check every week
to his sweet, gray-haired mother.

418
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:41,484
Actually, she's silver-haired.

419
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:44,945
Uh, I'll see what I can do.

420
01:03:45,113 --> 01:03:48,115
Uh, thank you very much, Mr. White.

421
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:49,950
Excuse me.

422
01:03:51,912 --> 01:03:53,496
Well...

423
01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,081
Any more at home like you?

424
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:58,375
Not really, no.

425
01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:02,922
I didn't think so.

426
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:07,510
- Well, get yourself a desk over here.
- Over here?

427
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:11,013
Yeah, right here.
There are some papers in a pile right there.

428
01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:14,016
Sorry. Excuse me.

429
01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:31,659
- Hi, Bill Breesen.
- Hi, Clark Kent.

430
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:33,369
- Very nice to meet you.
- Welcome aboard.

431
01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:34,662
Thank you.

432
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:38,040
- Here's your towel, Mr. Clark.
- Um, Kent.

433
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:39,291
- What?
- Kent.

434
01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:41,168
- Oh. Clark Kent.
- Right.

435
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:43,003
Jimmy Olsen.

436
01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:00,229
- Yeah. It's fantastic.
- So you...?

437
01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:02,898
- I met this really great guy.
- Hey, fabulous.

438
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:05,067
Yeah, fabulous.
I met him at this dude ranch.

439
01:05:05,277 --> 01:05:08,195
- Did you know I used to ride?
- Yeah, I've been since I was 7.

440
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:11,407
- Oh, I gotta mail these letters.
- Okay, bye. Good luck tonight.

441
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:13,075
- Oh, hi, Clark.
- Hi, Lois.

442
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,077
How'd you like your first day on the job?

443
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:18,747
Well, frankly, the hours
were sort of longer than I expected...

444
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:22,418
...but on the whole, I mean, meeting you
and Jimmy Olsen and Mr. White...

445
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,211
...gosh, I'd say it's been swell.

446
01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:26,922
- Swell?
- Yeah.

447
01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:32,428
You know, Clark, there are very few people
left in the world...

448
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,763
...who feel comfortable saying that word.

449
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,265
- What word?
- "Swell."

450
01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:39,018
Really? I always thought
it was kind of natural.

451
01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:40,769
Ooh.

452
01:05:41,062 --> 01:05:43,355
- I'm sorry.
- Clark.

453
01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:45,107
It's all right.

454
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:47,610
- Sorry, Lois.
- Oh, hi, Rex.

455
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,445
- Oh, Lois.
- See anything good today?

456
01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:51,196
- Not until you came along.
- Lois?

457
01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:53,073
- Oh, Rex, this is...
- Clark Kent.

458
01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:55,701
- Yeah, hi, see you around.
- Bye.

459
01:05:57,412 --> 01:06:00,372
- Lois?
- Hey, where you going?

460
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:03,208
- Can I help you with your coat?
- Oh, yeah. Thanks.

461
01:06:03,752 --> 01:06:06,128
- So you like Mr. White.
- I thought he was a nice guy.

462
01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:08,964
- Jimmy Olsen was fantastic.
- Hey, come here.

463
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:11,592
Come on, come on. Get in here.
Hurry up. Come on.

464
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:14,803
- We'd better get out of here.
- I think we'd better do what he says.

465
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:18,140
- Come on, come on. Get in here, quick.
- Don't do anything.

466
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:19,725
- That's it.
- We're coming.

467
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:21,977
- Come on.
- We're coming. Excuse me.

468
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,395
- Go on, back there.
- Here?

469
01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,481
Please don't point that at me, sir.

470
01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,983
- You could hurt somebody with that.
- Yeah, yeah.

471
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,986
- Okay, okay, hold it there.
- Just a minute, mister.

472
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:34,156
I realize of course that times are tough
for some these days...

473
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:35,824
...but this isn't the answer.

474
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:40,162
You can't solve society's problems
with a gun.

475
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:44,458
You know something, buddy? You're
right. I'm gonna turn over a new leaf.

476
01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:47,795
Good for you, sir. That's the spirit.
He doesn't really want to hurt anybody.

477
01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:49,004
Uh-huh.

478
01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:52,007
- Right after I rip off this lady's purse.
- Of course.

479
01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:54,176
Now come on, lady, hand it over.

480
01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,970
Lois, I think maybe you better...

481
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:03,519
Lois, what are you doing?

482
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,952
Clark! Clark.

483
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,330
Clark, are you all right? Clark!

484
01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:25,332
What happened?

485
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,710
Golly. I guess I must have fainted.

486
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:29,545
Fainted?

487
01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:32,339
- You fainted?
- Sorry.

488
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,394
Swell.

489
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:48,188
Oh, really, Lois, supposing that man
had shot you?

490
01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:52,568
Is it worth risking your life over $10, two
credit cards, a hairbrush, and lipstick?

491
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:56,071
- How'd you know that?
- Know what?

492
01:07:56,990 --> 01:08:00,200
You just described the exact contents
of my purse.

493
01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:02,077
Hm.

494
01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:05,539
Um, wild guess.

495
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,085
Taxi!

496
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,129
- Mustard, sauerkraut?
- Plain.

497
01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:57,299
- What, no mustard or sauerkraut?
- No, plain, man. Plain.

498
01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,343
Here's a buck.
Go buy yourself a trip to Bermuda.

499
01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:00,511
Gee, thanks a lot.

500
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,265
- Hey.
- Hi, Otis.

501
01:09:15,527 --> 01:09:18,779
- So, what's happening, partner?
- Look what we got.

502
01:09:18,947 --> 01:09:21,365
- Let's take him.
- Wait a minute.

503
01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:24,368
Maybe he'll lead us
to the big man himself.

504
01:09:24,536 --> 01:09:27,955
- Lex Luthor?
- You got it, Armus.

505
01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:30,874
We'll make captain by midnight.

506
01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:40,050
Metropolis 46 to headquarters.
We have suspect under surveillance.

507
01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:41,969
Let's go.

508
01:10:19,299 --> 01:10:20,966
Hey, what do you read?

509
01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:23,760
XK 101 rocket to be used.

510
01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:25,470
Hey, what do you read?

511
01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:27,222
- Hey, Matt.
- Hey, hey, Otis.

512
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:29,600
Just getting the Daily Planet here.

513
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,770
Hey, what do you read?
Down, down.

514
01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:35,647
Okay, okay.

515
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:39,484
Okay. All right. See, I'm paying him.
I got a pretzel too.

516
01:10:39,652 --> 01:10:43,238
Thanks, Otis. Okay.
How many did he take, Shutzy?

517
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:49,244
Now arriving on track 10 upper level...

518
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:56,209
...the Yankee Clipper from Augusta, Boston,
Springfield, Hartford...

519
01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:59,254
This is Metropolis 46. We're on foot.
Over and out.

520
01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:00,964
Let's go.

521
01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:07,763
Your attention, please.

522
01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,806
Your attention, please.

523
01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:16,605
Metropolis Railway is announcing
a delay of departure for the express...

524
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:22,110
...to Philadelphia, Cleveland, Indianapolis,
and Chicago.

525
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:29,618
That train will now depart on Track 28
lower level at 8:15.

526
01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:34,206
No further delays are expected at this time.

527
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,845
Your attention, please.

528
01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:50,681
Your attention, please.

529
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:54,309
The Metropolis Flyer is now ready
for departure...

530
01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:58,689
...on the upper level, Track 6,
stopping at New Rochelle.

531
01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:02,025
All right, he's going down to
the train platform. I'm going after him.

532
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:04,653
Okay, Harry. I'll call for backup.
Be careful, now.

533
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:07,197
- All right, Armus, all right.
- All aboard, please.

534
01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:11,535
Now boarding on the lower level...

535
01:12:11,703 --> 01:12:15,163
- Smoking cars forward, all aboard.
- Hey.

536
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:20,002
Metropolis Transportation. Metropolis
Transportation. Buffalo, Syracuse.

537
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:23,255
Come along, gotta get these cars going.
Keep it moving, keep it moving.

538
01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:25,674
Ten minutes we leave, folks.
Ten minutes.

539
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,301
Metropolis Transportation, folks.
Hurry along, now.

540
01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:30,721
All aboard. Boarding.

541
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:33,932
Ten minutes, folks.
Come on, air-conditioned cars.

542
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:36,643
Mount Vernon, Poughkeepsie,
Glen Corners.

543
01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:39,312
Aboard now. All aboard.
Metropolis Transportation.

544
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:42,983
Metropolis Transportation.
Buffalo, Syracuse.

545
01:12:43,151 --> 01:12:45,986
Smoking cars are forward.
Move along now.

546
01:12:46,154 --> 01:12:47,571
Put your luggage up the top.

547
01:12:47,739 --> 01:12:51,408
Smoking cars forward.
All aboard. Boarding.

548
01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:29,112
Armus, Armus, make it Track 22.

549
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:33,450
I seen him, and I'm right on him.
Lower level, Track 22.

550
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:19,830
So that's it.

551
01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:40,392
Armus, come in please. Listen,
make it Track 23. Repeat, Track 23.

552
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:44,354
I watched him and I think
I know how he does it. Out.

553
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:12,424
It's amazing that brain can generate
enough power to keep those legs moving.

554
01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:55,926
Harry.

555
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,805
Harry, where are you? Harry.

556
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:10,148
Oh, no.

557
01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:18,531
Harry...

558
01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:22,285
Sick.

559
01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:34,089
- Sick. You're really sick.
- Sick, Miss Teschmacher?

560
01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:37,509
Sick, when I'm mere days from executing
the crime of the century?

561
01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:40,637
No, no, no.
Step away from that, please.

562
01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:45,684
How do you choose to congratulate
the greatest criminal mind of our time?

563
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,520
Do you tell me that I'm brilliant?
Oh, no, no.

564
01:16:48,688 --> 01:16:51,022
That would be too obvious, I grant you.

565
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:54,859
Charismatic. Fiendishly gifted.

566
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:56,820
Try "twisted."

567
01:17:02,576 --> 01:17:05,203
Get away from there.
Get away, get away, get away!

568
01:17:06,706 --> 01:17:08,206
Tell me something, Lex.

569
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:11,293
Why do so many people have to die
for the crime of the century?

570
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,211
Why? You ask why?

571
01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:16,381
Why does the phone always ring
when you're in the bathtub?

572
01:17:17,717 --> 01:17:21,636
Why is the most brilliantly
diabolical leader of our time...

573
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:23,888
...surrounding himself
with total nincompoops?

574
01:17:24,098 --> 01:17:25,974
I'm back, Mr. Luthor.

575
01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,727
Yes, I was just talking about you.

576
01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,895
You were followed again.

577
01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:37,902
In spite of those catlike reflexes.

578
01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:43,742
Mr. Luthor. Mr. Luthor, I'm sorry.

579
01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:45,410
Otis.

580
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:48,538
Is that the newspaper
I asked you to get me?

581
01:17:49,373 --> 01:17:50,582
Yeah.

582
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:53,251
Why am I not reading it?

583
01:17:54,879 --> 01:17:56,838
Because I haven't given it to you yet?

584
01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,423
- Right.
- Oh.

585
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:05,096
At last, it's official.

586
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:08,767
Thanks to the generous help of the United
States government, we will pull off...

587
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,770
...the greatest real-estate swindle
of all time.

588
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:14,356
Lex, what is this obsession
with real estate?

589
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,441
All the time, "land, land, land."

590
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:19,611
Miss Teschmacher, when I was
6 years old, my father said to me...

591
01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:21,029
"Get out."

592
01:18:22,281 --> 01:18:26,284
Before that. He said,
"Son, stocks may rise and fall.

593
01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:28,787
Utilities and transportation systems
may collapse.

594
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,873
People are no damn good.
But they will always need land...

595
01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,292
...and they'll pay through the nose
to get it."

596
01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:36,294
"Remember," my father said...

597
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,380
- Land.
- Right.

598
01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:43,635
It's a pity that he didn't see
from such humble beginnings...

599
01:18:43,803 --> 01:18:45,470
...how I've created this empire.

600
01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:47,138
An empire? This?

601
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:50,475
Miss Teschmacher,
how many girls do you know...

602
01:18:50,684 --> 01:18:52,977
...who have a Park Avenue address
like this one?

603
01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:54,938
Park Avenue address?

604
01:18:55,106 --> 01:18:56,815
Two hundred feet below.

605
01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:59,651
Do you realize what people
are shelling out up there...

606
01:18:59,819 --> 01:19:02,821
...for a few miserable rooms
off a common elevator?

607
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,657
- What more could anyone ask?
- What more could anyone ask?

608
01:19:06,367 --> 01:19:10,495
Sunshine? A night on the town
instead of under it?

609
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:17,335
- Otis?
- Yes?

610
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,879
Did you feed the babies?

611
01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:23,633
Not... Not today, Mr. Luthor.

612
01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:27,637
Otis, feed the babies.

613
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:30,014
- Mr. Luthor, please.
- Otis!

614
01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,527
Relax.

615
01:20:16,604 --> 01:20:19,439
Your babies weren't hungry, Mr. Luthor.

616
01:20:19,899 --> 01:20:24,235
Ugh. Lex, you're sick.

617
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:25,904
You are really sick.

618
01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:29,282
You would take a diaper pin
to cut a baby's throat.

619
01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:32,285
You'd fix the brakes
on your own grandmother's wheelchair.

620
01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:38,041
I don't know, just explain
one thing to me, Lex.

621
01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,711
Why do I love you so much?

622
01:20:43,130 --> 01:20:48,718
Because life with me is never dull.

623
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,891
No, it's never dull, Lex...

624
01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:58,686
...because you are the pits.

625
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:01,231
You're really the pits.

626
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,616
Later.

627
01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:19,165
- Olsen!
- Yeah?

628
01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:22,335
Get this Loch Ness update
right into Composing.

629
01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:26,422
Yeah? No, that's it, Roth.
Put it to bed. Right.

630
01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:29,634
- What are you standing around here for?
- I'm not...

631
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:32,345
- I wasn't gonna say it.
- Go.

632
01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:39,018
- Ah, the sex maniac profile.
- Right.

633
01:21:39,186 --> 01:21:41,854
Look, 9-to-5 it's a Pulitzer Prize winner.
What do you bet?

634
01:21:42,022 --> 01:21:43,773
There's no Z in "brassiere."

635
01:21:43,941 --> 01:21:46,192
Hey, nice job
on that union scandal, Kent.

636
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,528
Well, gosh, thanks, Mr. White.

637
01:21:51,448 --> 01:21:52,490
Uh...

638
01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:54,200
Oh, hi, Clark. Good night.

639
01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:57,120
- Here, let me carry that for you.
- Oh, thanks a lot.

640
01:21:57,288 --> 01:21:59,330
Lois, have you got a minute?

641
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,708
Excuse me, please. Lois?

642
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:05,211
And these two go to the addresses
on the envelope, okay?

643
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:08,339
Lois, I was wondering if you
would like to have dinner with me?

644
01:22:08,507 --> 01:22:11,134
- Gosh, Clark, I'm sorry. I'm booked.
- Oh.

645
01:22:11,302 --> 01:22:14,178
Air Force One's landing at the airport
and this kid's there...

646
01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:18,016
...to make sure you-know-who answers
a few questions he'd rather duck.

647
01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:20,643
- My goodness, don't you ever let up?
- What for?

648
01:22:20,811 --> 01:22:23,730
I've seen how the other half lives.
My sister, for instance.

649
01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:26,899
Three kids, two cats,
and one mortgage. Yech.

650
01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:28,568
I would go bananas in a week.

651
01:22:28,736 --> 01:22:30,403
Oh, can I take you to the airport?

652
01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:32,822
Not unless you can fly.

653
01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:35,908
- Clark? Ladies.
- Sorry.

654
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:39,412
- Change my clothes. Thank you. Bye.
- Hey, Lois, maybe we could...?

655
01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:44,208
Um...

656
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,669
Lois?

657
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:51,591
- Would you be a pet and mail that?
- Oh, sure... Good night.

658
01:22:55,554 --> 01:22:59,724
Oh. Going down, please. Going down.

659
01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:05,438
- Going down?
- Going up, up, up.

660
01:23:07,107 --> 01:23:08,608
Good night.

661
01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:22,121
Daily Planet Copter 1, this is ground.

662
01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:24,624
Planet 1, go ahead.

663
01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:30,254
We have Miss Lane for a ride to
Metropolis Airport to meet Air Force One.

664
01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:33,341
Roger, we're on our way
and have you in sight.

665
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,677
Have one aboard for transfer, over.

666
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:40,264
Roger, Planet 1. You're cleared.
Wind, 020 at 15, gusting.

667
01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:41,724
Altimeter two-niner-eight-niner.

668
01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:44,477
Roger, over and out.

669
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,266
A malfunction. Can't get liftoff.

670
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,810
- You hooked the cable.
- What's happening?

671
01:25:08,645 --> 01:25:10,354
- Ah!
- Set it down.

672
01:25:10,522 --> 01:25:13,524
Oh, my God! We've lost stabilizer
rotor control, I can't hold it!

673
01:25:18,864 --> 01:25:20,990
I can't hold it! I can't hold it!

674
01:25:38,509 --> 01:25:40,051
Wake up!

675
01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:44,847
Help!

676
01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:47,892
Help! Help!

677
01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:04,742
Come on, step back. Step back, folks.

678
01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:08,079
- All right, let's get back a little.
- Move over across the street.

679
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,750
Bring the cameras over here. Okay.

680
01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,419
Okay, you see the helicopter up there?

681
01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,427
Help me!

682
01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:33,604
All right, move back.
Let the ambulance through.

683
01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:40,611
Help me!

684
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:44,740
Ah!

685
01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:47,410
Okay. Come on, hold it. Get back.

686
01:26:51,123 --> 01:26:53,958
Come on. Come on, get off the streets.
Come on, get back.

687
01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:56,961
Move, let the firemen through.

688
01:26:57,129 --> 01:26:59,422
Boys, come on, now. Make a line.

689
01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,804
Move to the other side of the street.

690
01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:09,974
Come on. Get along.

691
01:27:10,142 --> 01:27:11,475
Get away from the building.

692
01:27:14,104 --> 01:27:16,272
Hold these crowds back. Move. Move.

693
01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:20,151
Help me!

694
01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,836
- Say, Jim, woo!
- Excuse me.

695
01:27:39,004 --> 01:27:40,796
That's a bad outfit.

696
01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:43,966
- Woo!
- Okay, Bresslaw, move these people out.

697
01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:55,436
Oh, God, look up there.

698
01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:58,105
What the hell's that?

699
01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:01,651
- Oh!
- Easy, miss. I've got you.

700
01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:03,527
You... You've got me?

701
01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:05,696
Who's got you?

702
01:28:06,406 --> 01:28:10,534
I can't believe it. I just cannot believe it.
He got her.

703
01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:57,248
Gentlemen, this man needs help.

704
01:28:59,084 --> 01:29:03,087
Well, I certainly hope this little incident
hasn't put you off flying, miss.

705
01:29:04,047 --> 01:29:08,467
Statistically speaking, of course,
it's still the safest way to travel.

706
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:11,178
Right. Wait.

707
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:17,435
Who are you?

708
01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,603
A friend.

709
01:29:24,609 --> 01:29:26,485
Bye.

710
01:31:32,237 --> 01:31:34,780
Hi there. Something wrong
with the elevator?

711
01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:36,490
Ah!

712
01:31:42,289 --> 01:31:43,706
Going down.

713
01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:52,131
Nah.

714
01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:57,052
Officer.

715
01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:03,142
Good evening, Officer Mooney.

716
01:32:03,310 --> 01:32:06,145
Well, they say confession
is good for the soul.

717
01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:09,481
I'd listen to this man.

718
01:32:09,649 --> 01:32:11,483
Take him away.

719
01:32:56,446 --> 01:32:57,988
Come on. Let's get out of here.

720
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:10,376
Move your ass. Come on. Come on.

721
01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:13,045
Okay, let's go. Let's go.

722
01:33:13,213 --> 01:33:17,216
Drop your weapons.
Drop your weapons.

723
01:33:17,384 --> 01:33:19,176
Come on, let's get out of here.

724
01:33:19,344 --> 01:33:21,053
Okay, hold it. Hold it right there.

725
01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:23,222
- Freeze, you turkeys.
- Don't shoot.

726
01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:25,015
Be cool. You got us.

727
01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,417
Bad vibrations?

728
01:33:51,584 --> 01:33:54,753
Sergeant, you don't believe me.
I swear, flying.

729
01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:57,214
With a big red cape
and bright red boots, as well.

730
01:33:57,382 --> 01:33:59,550
- Watch the desk.
- Quick as a wink, he was gone.

731
01:33:59,718 --> 01:34:02,594
Flew up in the air again, he did,
like a big blue bird.

732
01:34:02,762 --> 01:34:04,513
- A blue bird...
- You don't believe me.

733
01:34:04,681 --> 01:34:06,432
- ...with bright red boots.
- Flying.

734
01:34:06,599 --> 01:34:08,183
Take off, go back to Murphy's bar.

735
01:34:08,351 --> 01:34:10,436
- Continue what you started.
- Don't believe me.

736
01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:14,273
I'll be off in a few minutes
and I'll meet you there myself.

737
01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:26,118
Mooney, the first bottle's on me.

738
01:34:26,286 --> 01:34:27,745
Let me get my hat.

739
01:34:38,131 --> 01:34:40,382
Hey, Frisky,
will you come down from there.

740
01:34:40,884 --> 01:34:44,178
Hey, cat. Come on, Frisky,
come down!

741
01:34:44,346 --> 01:34:47,097
Come on down, you dumb cat.

742
01:34:47,265 --> 01:34:49,016
Come on.

743
01:34:49,225 --> 01:34:52,102
Frisky, you dumb cat, will you
come down from there?

744
01:34:52,729 --> 01:34:54,980
Come on, Frisky, come on.
Come down.

745
01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,233
Hi. I'll get him.

746
01:35:02,822 --> 01:35:04,823
Come on. It's all right.

747
01:35:05,909 --> 01:35:07,576
Here you go, miss.

748
01:35:07,744 --> 01:35:10,454
Gee, thanks, mister.
He's such a naughty cat.

749
01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:12,539
- I always tell him not to...
- Hold on, now.

750
01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:16,043
Let's not be too hard on Frisky, okay?
You know something...

751
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:18,754
...we all get a little afraid of heights
now and again.

752
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:20,214
Well...

753
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,300
...goodbye, Frisky. So long, now.

754
01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:30,391
- Bye.
- Bye.

755
01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:33,894
Mommy, Mommy,
Frisky was stuck in the tree.

756
01:35:34,104 --> 01:35:37,064
This man swooped out of the sky
and gave him to me.

757
01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:40,401
Haven't I told you to stop telling lies?

758
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:50,035
Get a weather report
from Metropolis Airport.

759
01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:53,539
Metropolis Airport,
this is Air Force One.

760
01:35:53,706 --> 01:35:56,250
- Could we have the weather report?
- Roger, Air Force One.

761
01:35:56,418 --> 01:35:58,669
Metropolis, currently
ceiling 500 overcast.

762
01:35:58,837 --> 01:36:00,754
700 broken,
visibility one half and showers.

763
01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:03,549
Wind 240 at 25,
altimeter niner-niner-eight.

764
01:36:03,716 --> 01:36:05,259
Roger.

765
01:36:05,427 --> 01:36:07,803
Well, it doesn't look too good.
What do you think?

766
01:36:08,555 --> 01:36:10,431
No, it doesn't.

767
01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:12,808
Yeah, and the old man hates bumpy,
that's great.

768
01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:16,395
- Better tell him to get rid of his drink.
- The old man drinks?

769
01:36:16,563 --> 01:36:19,273
After a mouthful of peanuts,
wouldn't you? Ha-ha-ha.

770
01:36:21,860 --> 01:36:23,652
- What the hell was that?
- What happened?

771
01:36:23,903 --> 01:36:25,195
We lost power in number one.

772
01:36:25,363 --> 01:36:27,197
Lost power? We lost the whole engine.

773
01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:29,992
- Shut down one.
- Pull one throttle closed.

774
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,703
- Bring up two and three.
- There's not enough pressure...

775
01:36:35,039 --> 01:36:38,375
Mayday, mayday, Metropolis tower.
Air Force One.

776
01:36:38,543 --> 01:36:41,837
We have lost port outboard engine
and part of wing.

777
01:36:42,005 --> 01:36:44,715
Request emergency landing.
What's the position?

778
01:36:44,883 --> 01:36:46,800
Ten miles southwest
of Metropolis Airport.

779
01:36:46,968 --> 01:36:49,553
- Notify them the president's onboard.
- Position, 10 miles...

780
01:36:49,721 --> 01:36:52,389
...that's 10 miles southwest
Metropolis Airport.

781
01:36:52,557 --> 01:36:56,351
Heading 305. Height, 6000 feet.

782
01:37:15,580 --> 01:37:18,248
What the hell happened?
We got our engine back?

783
01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:20,417
What the hell's going on out there?

784
01:37:20,585 --> 01:37:23,837
Fly. Don't look. Just fly.

785
01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:25,923
We got something.

786
01:37:26,090 --> 01:37:30,969
I ain't saying what it is. Just trust me.

787
01:37:47,070 --> 01:37:50,239
You enjoyed it.

788
01:37:52,742 --> 01:37:54,743
I don't know what to say, Father.

789
01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:56,954
I'm afraid I just got carried away.

790
01:37:57,163 --> 01:38:00,999
- I anticipated this, my son.
- You couldn't have.

791
01:38:01,167 --> 01:38:03,835
You couldn't have imagined...

792
01:38:04,295 --> 01:38:05,796
How good it felt?

793
01:38:08,341 --> 01:38:10,968
You are revealed to the world.

794
01:38:12,345 --> 01:38:14,805
Very well. So be it.

795
01:38:16,182 --> 01:38:19,476
But you still must keep
your secret identity.

796
01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:20,686
Why?

797
01:38:21,104 --> 01:38:23,105
The reasons are two.

798
01:38:23,273 --> 01:38:26,483
First, you cannot serve humanity
28 hours a day.

799
01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:30,362
- 24.
- Or 24...

800
01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:33,699
...as it is in Earth time.

801
01:38:33,992 --> 01:38:36,493
Your help would be called for endlessly.

802
01:38:36,661 --> 01:38:40,706
Even for those tasks which human beings
could solve themselves.

803
01:38:40,873 --> 01:38:44,543
It is their habit to abuse their resources
in such a way.

804
01:38:44,711 --> 01:38:45,877
And secondly?

805
01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:49,881
Second, your enemies will discover...

806
01:38:50,049 --> 01:38:52,217
...their only way to hurt you:

807
01:38:52,385 --> 01:38:54,678
By hurting the people you care for.

808
01:38:55,888 --> 01:38:57,222
Thank you, Father.

809
01:38:58,933 --> 01:39:00,851
Lastly...

810
01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:05,606
...do not punish yourself
for your feelings of vanity.

811
01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:07,608
Simply learn to control them.

812
01:39:08,026 --> 01:39:11,695
It is an affliction common to all,
even on Krypton.

813
01:39:11,863 --> 01:39:15,073
Our destruction could have been avoided
but for the vanity of some...

814
01:39:15,241 --> 01:39:18,452
...who consider us indestructible.

815
01:39:19,495 --> 01:39:22,331
Were it not for vanity, why...

816
01:39:24,125 --> 01:39:26,627
...at this very moment...

817
01:39:30,131 --> 01:39:33,133
...I could embrace you in my arms...

818
01:39:40,183 --> 01:39:41,683
...my son.

819
01:40:17,970 --> 01:40:20,222
Reports are coming in
of a miraculous saving...

820
01:40:20,390 --> 01:40:22,599
- ...of Air Force One...
- A burglar was apprehended...

821
01:40:22,767 --> 01:40:26,228
- ...by a man in a blue suit and red cape.
- ...rescuing Miss Lois Lane...

822
01:40:26,396 --> 01:40:29,314
...writer on the Daily Planet,
with one hand, and a...

823
01:40:34,737 --> 01:40:37,739
Yeah, that'll be the day, huh?

824
01:40:37,907 --> 01:40:40,826
I said, that'll be the day
when a guy could fly, huh?

825
01:40:40,993 --> 01:40:44,121
Oh, I don't know. You'd be surprised.

826
01:40:45,039 --> 01:40:47,791
- Yeah.
- Some sort of fantastic hoax.

827
01:40:47,959 --> 01:40:49,668
Your guess is as good as anybody's.

828
01:40:49,836 --> 01:40:52,337
True or false, miracle or fraud?

829
01:40:52,505 --> 01:40:55,465
- The answer is up to you. Man or myth?
- Miss Teschmacher!

830
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:57,217
Turn it off.

831
01:41:06,352 --> 01:41:09,938
Mr. Luthor? What's a myth?

832
01:41:10,106 --> 01:41:13,692
Something unreal.
Something not quite human.

833
01:41:13,860 --> 01:41:15,861
Something like you, Otis.

834
01:41:17,196 --> 01:41:19,030
I'm a myth.

835
01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:29,541
Lex, what's the story on this guy?

836
01:41:29,709 --> 01:41:31,585
Do you think he's the genuine article?

837
01:41:31,753 --> 01:41:34,921
- If he is, he's not from this world.
- Why?

838
01:41:35,089 --> 01:41:38,258
If any human being were gonna perpetrate
such a fantastic hoax...

839
01:41:38,426 --> 01:41:40,302
...it would have been me.

840
01:41:49,103 --> 01:41:52,105
Otis! My robe!

841
01:41:54,233 --> 01:41:56,777
Right away, Mr. Luthor.

842
01:41:57,111 --> 01:42:00,530
It all fits somehow,
his coming here to Metropolis...

843
01:42:01,449 --> 01:42:03,825
...and at this particular time.

844
01:42:07,079 --> 01:42:09,581
There's kind of a cruel justice about it.

845
01:42:15,338 --> 01:42:17,964
Miss Teschmacher, you look so pretty today.

846
01:42:18,132 --> 01:42:20,300
I'm gonna take your picture.

847
01:42:22,303 --> 01:42:24,221
Smile.

848
01:42:29,101 --> 01:42:30,936
There you go.

849
01:42:31,604 --> 01:42:33,355
Otis!

850
01:42:36,108 --> 01:42:37,943
To commit the crime of the century...

851
01:42:38,152 --> 01:42:41,571
...a man would just naturally want to face
the challenge of the century.

852
01:42:43,449 --> 01:42:47,410
Listen, Mr. Luthor, maybe this guy that
flies is just sort of passing through.

853
01:42:47,578 --> 01:42:49,955
- You know?
- Passing through?

854
01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:51,957
Not on your life, Otis...

855
01:42:52,124 --> 01:42:54,626
...which I would gladly sacrifice,
by the way...

856
01:42:54,794 --> 01:42:58,964
...for the opportunity of destroying
everything that he represents.

857
01:42:59,966 --> 01:43:01,800
And, Otis, by the way...

858
01:43:01,968 --> 01:43:05,470
...the next time, put my robe on
after I'm out of the pool.

859
01:43:07,348 --> 01:43:09,432
Mr... I'm sor...

860
01:43:19,986 --> 01:43:22,737
Now look. The Post: "It flies."

861
01:43:22,905 --> 01:43:25,240
The News: "Look, Ma, no wires."

862
01:43:25,408 --> 01:43:27,367
The Times: "Blue bomb buzzes
Metropolis."

863
01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:28,577
The Planet:

864
01:43:28,744 --> 01:43:31,746
We have the story of the century here.

865
01:43:31,914 --> 01:43:33,874
I want the name of
this whatchamacallit...

866
01:43:34,041 --> 01:43:36,209
...to go with the Planet
like bacon and eggs...

867
01:43:36,377 --> 01:43:39,337
...franks and beans, death and taxes,
politics and corruption.

868
01:43:39,505 --> 01:43:41,423
I don't think that
he would lend himself...

869
01:43:41,591 --> 01:43:43,592
...to any cheap promotion schemes,
Mr. White.

870
01:43:43,759 --> 01:43:45,927
Exactly how would you know that, Kent?

871
01:43:46,095 --> 01:43:47,345
Um...

872
01:43:48,264 --> 01:43:50,098
Just a first impression.

873
01:43:50,266 --> 01:43:52,684
Who's talking cheap?
I'll make him partner if I have to.

874
01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:54,561
- Right?
- Right, chief.

875
01:43:56,147 --> 01:43:57,606
I want the real story.

876
01:43:57,773 --> 01:44:00,108
I want the inside dope on this guy.

877
01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:03,945
Has he got a family? Where does he live?
What does the S stand for?

878
01:44:04,155 --> 01:44:06,448
"Tonight at 8, your place.
Hopefully, a friend."

879
01:44:06,657 --> 01:44:07,782
How does he fly?

880
01:44:07,950 --> 01:44:09,451
A friend?

881
01:44:12,747 --> 01:44:15,248
Tony, who is he? Mike, what's his name?

882
01:44:15,416 --> 01:44:17,751
What's he got hidden under
that cape? Batteries?

883
01:44:17,919 --> 01:44:19,294
Why did he show up last night?

884
01:44:19,462 --> 01:44:21,630
Dick, where does he come from?

885
01:44:21,797 --> 01:44:23,089
Does he have a girlfriend?

886
01:44:25,635 --> 01:44:27,302
What's his favorite ball team, Kent?

887
01:44:27,470 --> 01:44:30,305
Now, listen to me.
I tell you, boys and girls...

888
01:44:30,473 --> 01:44:32,474
...whichever one of you
gets it out of him...

889
01:44:32,642 --> 01:44:35,560
...is gonna wind up with
the single most important interview...

890
01:44:35,728 --> 01:44:39,481
...since God talked to Moses.

891
01:44:42,318 --> 01:44:44,152
What are you standing around about for?

892
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,656
Move. Get on that story.

893
01:44:47,823 --> 01:44:50,659
Let me tell you something, Vinnie.
A good reporter doesn't get great stories...

894
01:44:50,826 --> 01:44:52,911
- ...a good reporter makes them great.
- Oh, yeah?

895
01:44:53,079 --> 01:44:55,372
- Olsen!
- Yeah. Chief wants me.

896
01:44:55,539 --> 01:44:57,374
- Yeah, chief?
- Black, no sugar.

897
01:45:01,796 --> 01:45:05,298
Black, no sugar! You heard him.

898
01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:08,802
Sheesh.

899
01:45:20,481 --> 01:45:22,899
"Eight o'clock," he says, 8:00, 8:00.

900
01:45:23,067 --> 01:45:24,567
Some friend.

901
01:45:25,361 --> 01:45:28,571
The story of my life.
Cinderella bites the dust.

902
01:45:40,918 --> 01:45:42,252
Good evening, Miss Lane.

903
01:45:44,839 --> 01:45:47,215
Uh, hi.

904
01:45:47,383 --> 01:45:49,426
Oh, I'm sorry,
did you have plans this evening?

905
01:45:49,635 --> 01:45:51,928
Oh. Oh, this old thing... No.

906
01:45:52,096 --> 01:45:56,099
- It's no trouble at all to come later.
- No. Don't move!

907
01:45:56,267 --> 01:45:58,393
Um... Or...

908
01:45:59,228 --> 01:46:01,062
Sure, you can move.

909
01:46:01,605 --> 01:46:03,398
Just don't fly away, all right?

910
01:46:04,275 --> 01:46:06,443
Sorry to drop in on you like this,
Miss Lane...

911
01:46:06,610 --> 01:46:09,029
...but there must be a lot
of questions about me...

912
01:46:09,196 --> 01:46:12,574
- ...that people would like the answers to.
- Of course, yes.

913
01:46:18,164 --> 01:46:20,290
You really shouldn't smoke,
you know, Miss Lane.

914
01:46:21,459 --> 01:46:24,127
Don't tell me. Lung cancer, right?

915
01:46:26,297 --> 01:46:28,298
Well, not yet, thank goodness.

916
01:46:30,593 --> 01:46:33,136
Um, would you like a glass of wine?

917
01:46:33,304 --> 01:46:35,472
No, thanks. I never drink when I fly.

918
01:46:36,807 --> 01:46:38,141
Nice place.

919
01:46:38,309 --> 01:46:41,478
Oh, thank you. Thank you.

920
01:46:41,771 --> 01:46:44,564
Should we get started
with the interview?

921
01:46:46,317 --> 01:46:48,693
Oh. Thank you.

922
01:46:49,403 --> 01:46:52,614
Well, let's start with your vital statistics.

923
01:46:52,782 --> 01:46:54,574
Are you married?

924
01:46:54,742 --> 01:46:56,326
No. No, I'm not.

925
01:46:57,203 --> 01:46:58,995
Do you have a girlfriend?

926
01:46:59,163 --> 01:47:03,166
No, I don't, but if I did, Miss Lane,
you'd be the first to know about it.

927
01:47:08,798 --> 01:47:10,924
Um, how old are you?

928
01:47:11,092 --> 01:47:13,510
- Over 21.
- Oh, I get it.

929
01:47:13,677 --> 01:47:15,512
You don't want anyone to
know how old... Okay.

930
01:47:15,679 --> 01:47:18,348
How big are you? How tall are you?

931
01:47:18,516 --> 01:47:20,934
- About 6'4".
- Six-foot-four.

932
01:47:21,102 --> 01:47:25,021
- And how much do you weigh?
- Around 2, 225.

933
01:47:25,606 --> 01:47:28,024
Two... 225?

934
01:47:30,236 --> 01:47:31,611
Hm.

935
01:47:33,030 --> 01:47:37,325
Well, I assume, then, that...

936
01:47:37,701 --> 01:47:41,704
...the rest of your bodily functions
are normal?

937
01:47:42,373 --> 01:47:43,706
Sorry. I beg your pardon?

938
01:47:44,875 --> 01:47:47,043
Well, putting it delicately...

939
01:47:51,048 --> 01:47:52,966
...do you...

940
01:47:55,511 --> 01:47:57,053
...eat?

941
01:47:57,221 --> 01:48:00,390
Yes. Yes, I do. When I'm hungry.

942
01:48:00,891 --> 01:48:04,060
You do. Of course you do.

943
01:48:04,228 --> 01:48:07,230
Well. Well, then, is it true...

944
01:48:07,398 --> 01:48:11,651
...that you can see through anything?

945
01:48:11,819 --> 01:48:14,320
Yes, I can. Well, pretty much.

946
01:48:14,488 --> 01:48:18,074
And that you're totally
impervious to pain?

947
01:48:18,242 --> 01:48:20,076
Well, so far.

948
01:48:21,036 --> 01:48:23,580
What color underwear am I wearing?

949
01:48:24,373 --> 01:48:25,665
Hm.

950
01:48:27,376 --> 01:48:29,419
- I'm sorry. I embarrassed you, didn't I?
- No.

951
01:48:29,587 --> 01:48:31,212
- I did.
- No, no. Not at all.

952
01:48:31,380 --> 01:48:34,591
It's just that this planter must be
made of lead.

953
01:48:34,758 --> 01:48:37,010
- Yes, it is. So?
- Oh, you see, I...

954
01:48:37,178 --> 01:48:39,387
...I sort of have a problem
seeing through lead.

955
01:48:40,097 --> 01:48:42,015
Oh, that's interesting.

956
01:48:42,183 --> 01:48:44,100
"Problems seeing through lead."

957
01:48:44,685 --> 01:48:47,896
- Do you have a first name?
- What, like Ralph or something?

958
01:48:48,063 --> 01:48:49,772
- No. I mean like...
- Pink.

959
01:48:49,940 --> 01:48:52,275
- Huh?
- Pink.

960
01:48:54,445 --> 01:48:56,905
I'm sorry, Miss Lane.
I didn't mean to embarrass you.

961
01:48:57,406 --> 01:48:59,741
You didn't embarrass me.

962
01:48:59,909 --> 01:49:01,951
Um... Uh...

963
01:49:02,119 --> 01:49:04,287
What's your background?
Where do you hail from?

964
01:49:05,623 --> 01:49:07,957
Well, that's kind of
hard to explain, actually.

965
01:49:08,125 --> 01:49:11,753
You see, I'm from...
Well, pretty far away.

966
01:49:11,921 --> 01:49:13,630
Another galaxy, as a matter of fact.

967
01:49:13,839 --> 01:49:16,299
- I come from a planet called Krypton.
- Huh?

968
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:18,134
Krypton.

969
01:49:19,136 --> 01:49:23,640
Oh, Cripton. With a C-R-I...? No.

970
01:49:23,807 --> 01:49:27,435
No, actually, it's Krypton,
with a K-R-Y-P-T-O-N.

971
01:49:27,603 --> 01:49:32,482
K-R-Y... Do you like pink?

972
01:49:37,655 --> 01:49:40,073
I like pink very much, Lois.

973
01:49:43,994 --> 01:49:46,496
- Why are you...?
- I'm sorry?

974
01:49:46,997 --> 01:49:50,833
I mean, why are you here? There
must be a reason for you to be here.

975
01:49:51,001 --> 01:49:55,004
Yes. I'm here to fight for truth
and justice and the American way.

976
01:49:55,881 --> 01:49:59,008
You're gonna end up fighting
every elected official in this country.

977
01:49:59,176 --> 01:50:01,177
I'm sure you don't really mean that, Lois.

978
01:50:01,345 --> 01:50:02,845
- I don't believe this.
- Lois?

979
01:50:03,013 --> 01:50:06,015
- Hm?
- I never lie.

980
01:50:07,518 --> 01:50:09,435
Oh.

981
01:50:10,396 --> 01:50:11,688
Um...

982
01:50:12,606 --> 01:50:13,856
Uh... Oh.

983
01:50:14,024 --> 01:50:17,360
- Just how fast do you fly, by the way?
- I don't know, really.

984
01:50:17,528 --> 01:50:20,113
You know, I never actually bothered
to time myself.

985
01:50:20,281 --> 01:50:22,448
- No?
- Say...

986
01:50:23,534 --> 01:50:25,368
...why don't we find out?

987
01:50:25,536 --> 01:50:27,954
And how do you propose we do that?

988
01:50:28,122 --> 01:50:29,706
Take a ride with me?

989
01:50:29,873 --> 01:50:31,291
You mean I can fly?

990
01:50:31,458 --> 01:50:33,876
Actually, I'd be handling the flying,
if that's okay.

991
01:50:34,044 --> 01:50:37,213
- This is utterly fantastic.
- Wait a minute. Where are you going?

992
01:50:37,381 --> 01:50:39,549
- Are you serious?
- Sure.

993
01:50:40,342 --> 01:50:42,010
What's the matter, don't you want to go?

994
01:50:42,177 --> 01:50:44,304
Okay. You don't need these.

995
01:50:44,471 --> 01:50:46,639
I need a sweater.
It must be kind of cold.

996
01:50:46,807 --> 01:50:48,641
No, you'll be warm enough.

997
01:50:54,732 --> 01:50:57,066
- Ready?
- Clark...

998
01:50:57,234 --> 01:51:01,571
...said that you're just a figment
of somebody's imagination...

999
01:51:01,739 --> 01:51:03,239
...like Peter Pan.

1000
01:51:03,407 --> 01:51:05,992
Clark. Who's that, your boyfriend?

1001
01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:08,244
Clark? Oh, Clark. No, he's nothing.

1002
01:51:08,412 --> 01:51:09,704
- He's just a...
- Peter Pan, huh?

1003
01:51:09,872 --> 01:51:11,247
Uh-huh.

1004
01:51:12,082 --> 01:51:16,252
Peter Pan flew with children, Lois.
In a fairy tale.

1005
01:51:22,509 --> 01:51:24,177
Ah!

1006
01:51:26,597 --> 01:51:28,181
Oh!

1007
01:54:11,887 --> 01:54:13,930
Oh! Ah!

1008
01:54:32,449 --> 01:54:35,284
Can you read my mind?

1009
01:54:39,456 --> 01:54:42,542
Do you know what it is
that you do to me?

1010
01:54:45,128 --> 01:54:47,630
I don't know who you are.

1011
01:54:52,636 --> 01:54:55,638
Just a friend from another star.

1012
01:54:59,142 --> 01:55:02,562
Here I am, like a kid out of school...

1013
01:55:03,438 --> 01:55:06,148
...holding hands with a god.

1014
01:55:07,067 --> 01:55:08,818
I'm a fool.

1015
01:55:10,153 --> 01:55:13,990
Will you look at me, quivering.

1016
01:55:14,157 --> 01:55:16,993
Like a little girl, shivering.

1017
01:55:17,327 --> 01:55:19,829
You can see right through me.

1018
01:55:24,418 --> 01:55:27,128
Can you read my mind?

1019
01:55:29,756 --> 01:55:32,508
Can you picture the things
I'm thinking of?

1020
01:55:37,014 --> 01:55:39,098
Wondering why you are...

1021
01:55:40,809 --> 01:55:43,019
...all the wonderful things you are.

1022
01:55:46,189 --> 01:55:47,857
You can fly.

1023
01:55:49,192 --> 01:55:50,860
You belong in the sky.

1024
01:55:53,030 --> 01:55:54,363
You and I...

1025
01:55:56,158 --> 01:55:58,534
...could belong to each other.

1026
01:56:01,038 --> 01:56:03,164
If you need a friend...

1027
01:56:06,209 --> 01:56:08,669
...I'm the one to fly to.

1028
01:56:12,633 --> 01:56:14,884
If you need to be loved...

1029
01:56:16,386 --> 01:56:18,387
...here I am.

1030
01:56:19,348 --> 01:56:21,390
Read my mind.

1031
01:56:42,829 --> 01:56:45,081
Oh, we forgot to time ourselves.

1032
01:56:45,290 --> 01:56:46,332
Uh-huh.

1033
01:56:46,500 --> 01:56:48,709
Oh, well, maybe next time.

1034
01:56:49,544 --> 01:56:50,586
Oh.

1035
01:56:57,844 --> 01:57:00,054
- You okay?
- Uh-huh.

1036
01:57:01,765 --> 01:57:04,225
Well, good night.

1037
01:57:04,601 --> 01:57:06,894
Oh, good night.

1038
01:57:11,525 --> 01:57:14,110
What a super man.

1039
01:57:19,616 --> 01:57:21,867
Superman.

1040
01:57:23,412 --> 01:57:26,038
Lois? Lois?

1041
01:57:26,206 --> 01:57:30,835
Anybody home? Hello? Lois?

1042
01:57:36,049 --> 01:57:39,093
- Hi. Can I come in?
- Oh, yeah.

1043
01:57:39,761 --> 01:57:42,304
Lois, for goodness' sake,
did you even hear me knocking?

1044
01:57:42,472 --> 01:57:43,639
Uh-huh.

1045
01:57:43,890 --> 01:57:47,268
Lois, we did have a date tonight,
remember?

1046
01:57:47,436 --> 01:57:48,644
Oh.

1047
01:57:49,146 --> 01:57:53,441
- Lois? You haven't been...
- Oh, no, no.

1048
01:57:53,608 --> 01:57:58,154
Well, I should certainly hope not.
Well, let's push off, shall we?

1049
01:57:58,321 --> 01:57:59,655
- I'd better get a coat.
- Okay.

1050
01:57:59,823 --> 01:58:02,783
It might be kind of cold out.
No, I mean...

1051
01:58:02,951 --> 01:58:06,579
...I need a purse, and I have to
fix my hair, and...

1052
01:58:06,747 --> 01:58:08,748
...put some blush on...

1053
01:58:24,598 --> 01:58:26,182
Lois...

1054
01:58:26,516 --> 01:58:29,852
...there's something I have to tell you.
I'm really...

1055
01:58:32,272 --> 01:58:37,109
I mean, I was, at first,
really nervous about tonight.

1056
01:58:37,527 --> 01:58:41,489
But then I decided, well, darn it, I was
gonna show you the time of your life.

1057
01:58:41,656 --> 01:58:43,699
That's Clark, nice.

1058
01:58:46,203 --> 01:58:48,829
I was thinking maybe we could go
for a hamburger.

1059
01:58:55,629 --> 01:58:57,213
Now, then...

1060
01:58:58,215 --> 01:59:01,801
...given the exact location of the galaxy
that he mentions...

1061
01:59:01,968 --> 01:59:06,055
...and the proximity
to our own solar system...

1062
01:59:07,891 --> 01:59:09,809
...it's amazing.

1063
01:59:09,976 --> 01:59:12,728
Amazing. Too good to be true.

1064
01:59:12,896 --> 01:59:15,689
It's too good to be true.
He's 6'4", has black hair...

1065
01:59:15,857 --> 01:59:19,026
...blue eyes, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke,
and tells the truth.

1066
01:59:19,194 --> 01:59:21,695
Miss Teschmacher, some people read
War and Peace...

1067
01:59:21,863 --> 01:59:24,740
...and come away thinking
it's a simple adventure story.

1068
01:59:24,908 --> 01:59:27,701
Others can read the ingredients
on a chewing gum wrapper...

1069
01:59:27,869 --> 01:59:30,454
...and unlock the secrets of the universe.

1070
01:59:31,206 --> 01:59:35,084
Lex, what has chewing gum got to do
with the secrets of the universe?

1071
01:59:38,255 --> 01:59:40,256
Right. Right, Miss Teschmacher.

1072
01:59:43,385 --> 01:59:45,386
N, N, N...

1073
01:59:45,554 --> 01:59:48,264
M. You want M, Mr. Luthor?
Coming right up.

1074
01:59:49,683 --> 01:59:51,392
So there you go. M.

1075
01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:54,270
M, as in "moron," Otis?
No, no, no. It's N!

1076
01:59:54,437 --> 01:59:57,731
N, as in "Neanderthal,"
"nincompoop," "nitwit."

1077
01:59:57,899 --> 02:00:00,776
- And L, as in "ladder"!
- Ladder, Mr. Luthor. Coming right up.

1078
02:00:00,944 --> 02:00:03,362
I didn't see, because I...

1079
02:00:03,530 --> 02:00:06,407
I'm sorry, Mr. Luthor. I... Ooh!

1080
02:00:06,575 --> 02:00:10,786
In the interview,
he says that the planet Krypton...

1081
02:00:11,621 --> 02:00:14,456
...exploded in 1948.

1082
02:00:14,624 --> 02:00:19,628
Ridiculous little freak took three years
in a rocket ship to get to Earth.

1083
02:00:19,796 --> 02:00:25,259
- Ergo...
- Ergo. Ergo, 1948, three years...

1084
02:00:25,427 --> 02:00:28,429
- He's 6'4", you know that?
- I said that.

1085
02:00:28,597 --> 02:00:30,806
Did you say he don't drink
and he don't smoke?

1086
02:00:30,974 --> 02:00:33,475
I said that. It was in the paper
right there. I said it.

1087
02:00:33,643 --> 02:00:37,313
Do you know why the number 200
is so vitally descriptive...

1088
02:00:37,480 --> 02:00:40,274
...to both you and me?
It's your weight and my IQ.

1089
02:00:40,442 --> 02:00:42,651
Now, think, people, think.

1090
02:00:43,570 --> 02:00:46,322
Deductive reasoning,
that's the name of the game.

1091
02:00:48,491 --> 02:00:52,953
Fragments from the planet Krypton
exploded and went into outer space.

1092
02:00:53,121 --> 02:00:57,166
It is reasonable to assume
that some of those particles of debris...

1093
02:00:57,334 --> 02:00:59,168
...drifted to Earth.

1094
02:01:01,087 --> 02:01:02,129
Meteorites.

1095
02:01:05,342 --> 02:01:07,343
Voilà!

1096
02:01:12,349 --> 02:01:13,515
Voilà.

1097
02:01:13,683 --> 02:01:15,768
Voilà.

1098
02:01:17,812 --> 02:01:20,272
A meteorite found in Addis Ababa?

1099
02:01:20,440 --> 02:01:25,402
Uh, I know I'm gonna get rapped
in the mouth for this, but so what?

1100
02:01:25,570 --> 02:01:29,323
So what? You mean, to us
they are just meteorites.

1101
02:01:29,491 --> 02:01:34,453
Fair enough. But the level
of specific radioactivity is so high...

1102
02:01:34,621 --> 02:01:38,165
...to anyone from the planet Krypton,
this substance is lethal.

1103
02:01:39,000 --> 02:01:40,834
Wait a minute, Mr. Luthor.

1104
02:01:41,002 --> 02:01:45,130
You mean fire and bullets
can't hurt this guy, but this stuff here...

1105
02:01:45,298 --> 02:01:47,675
Will kill him.

1106
02:01:47,842 --> 02:01:49,176
- Oh.
- Oh.

1107
02:01:49,344 --> 02:01:50,844
Yeah, wow...

1108
02:01:51,012 --> 02:01:52,763
Doesn't it give you kind of...

1109
02:01:52,931 --> 02:01:57,017
...a shudder of electricity through you
to be in the same room with me?

1110
02:01:58,186 --> 02:02:01,271
Not like the one you'll get
when you try to lay that rock on him.

1111
02:02:01,439 --> 02:02:04,692
He can see you coming from miles
with those super peepers of his.

1112
02:02:04,859 --> 02:02:08,696
Oh, Lord, you gave them eyes,
but they cannot see.

1113
02:02:08,863 --> 02:02:11,240
Nor can Superman, through lead.

1114
02:02:13,034 --> 02:02:15,703
He can't see through lead.

1115
02:02:15,870 --> 02:02:18,038
And kryptonite will destroy him.

1116
02:02:21,376 --> 02:02:23,335
Any questions, class?

1117
02:02:24,379 --> 02:02:26,880
Wonder what they're wearing
in Addis Ababa.

1118
02:02:27,048 --> 02:02:28,465
Looks like a burnoose.

1119
02:02:28,675 --> 02:02:30,718
There's gold. It's 24 karat...

1120
02:02:30,885 --> 02:02:34,138
- Are we going to Addis Ababa?
- ...not 18 karat gold.

1121
02:02:34,556 --> 02:02:37,057
Mother Bird to missile convoy. Over.

1122
02:02:37,225 --> 02:02:39,727
Missile convoy to Mother Bird, go ahead.

1123
02:02:39,894 --> 02:02:44,148
Everything looks good.
See you at base. Over and out.

1124
02:02:44,315 --> 02:02:47,026
Roger, Mother Bird. Over and out.

1125
02:03:45,710 --> 02:03:49,838
Mr. Otis, do you live in England?

1126
02:03:50,048 --> 02:03:52,424
I... I don't think so, Mr. Luthor.

1127
02:03:52,592 --> 02:03:55,135
Why are you driving on the left side?

1128
02:04:07,065 --> 02:04:08,315
Ready, Miss Teschmacher?

1129
02:04:10,193 --> 02:04:12,861
Have you ever tried running in high heels?

1130
02:04:14,572 --> 02:04:16,156
He probably has.

1131
02:05:02,787 --> 02:05:05,080
God, what a mess.

1132
02:05:06,416 --> 02:05:09,084
- What?
- I don't know, man.

1133
02:05:09,252 --> 02:05:12,421
Yeah, I'm gonna get a call to headquarters.
See if we can get an ambulance here.

1134
02:05:12,589 --> 02:05:14,006
Uh, this is Charlie-Baker-Four...

1135
02:05:24,517 --> 02:05:28,228
- Man, look at this.
- Looks pretty bad.

1136
02:05:30,607 --> 02:05:34,026
- Think she's dead?
- Better check her pulse.

1137
02:05:43,870 --> 02:05:45,704
All right, get an ambulance down here.

1138
02:05:45,872 --> 02:05:48,540
I don't wanna hold this convoy up
more than I have to.

1139
02:05:49,042 --> 02:05:51,710
She's having trouble breathing, sir.
What do you think?

1140
02:05:51,878 --> 02:05:54,379
Well, I suggest vigorous chest massage.

1141
02:05:54,547 --> 02:05:57,216
If that doesn't work, mouth-to-mouth.

1142
02:05:57,383 --> 02:05:58,842
Yes, sir.

1143
02:05:59,010 --> 02:06:02,554
Sergeant, I won't have one of my men
doing anything I wouldn't do myself.

1144
02:06:02,722 --> 02:06:04,848
- Yeah, but, sir...
- Get an ambulance.

1145
02:06:05,016 --> 02:06:07,017
All right, men. Gather around.

1146
02:06:07,727 --> 02:06:09,770
About face!

1147
02:06:20,281 --> 02:06:21,698
Ow!

1148
02:06:29,082 --> 02:06:32,542
Hup! Two, three, four.
Hup! Two, three, four.

1149
02:06:56,901 --> 02:07:00,445
Enough. Enough, enough, enough!
I'm okay now. I'm okay.

1150
02:07:00,613 --> 02:07:04,074
By the way, what did you have for lunch?
Whew!

1151
02:07:04,242 --> 02:07:05,659
- My, my.
- Sorry.

1152
02:07:08,246 --> 02:07:10,539
Hi.
Somebody hurt?

1153
02:07:10,707 --> 02:07:13,292
- Well, that was fast.
- Fast?

1154
02:07:14,627 --> 02:07:17,045
When this woman's life is at stake?

1155
02:07:20,425 --> 02:07:22,175
Let's see here...

1156
02:07:24,262 --> 02:07:25,804
- You have a stretcher?
- Get a stretcher.

1157
02:07:25,972 --> 02:07:27,556
- Get a stretcher.
- Get a stretcher.

1158
02:07:27,724 --> 02:07:31,143
- Get a stretcher.
- Get a stretcher! Go on, you guys!

1159
02:07:31,602 --> 02:07:34,563
- Anything I can do?
- Oh, I think you've already done it.

1160
02:07:34,731 --> 02:07:38,108
- Oh, yeah?
- She's gonna be all right.

1161
02:07:38,276 --> 02:07:41,320
- I don't feel too good.
- Miss Teschmacher...

1162
02:07:41,487 --> 02:07:45,574
- ...you've done very well.
- I've done very well.

1163
02:07:46,034 --> 02:07:47,826
I said that.

1164
02:08:42,965 --> 02:08:47,344
I did it. I did it, Mr. Luthor,
Miss Teschmacher.

1165
02:08:47,512 --> 02:08:50,806
- I did it, just like you told me.
- All right, Otis. All right.

1166
02:08:50,973 --> 02:08:54,810
All right, Otis. Listen,
it isn't that I don't trust you, but...

1167
02:08:54,977 --> 02:08:57,354
I don't trust you, Otis. What'd you do?

1168
02:08:57,522 --> 02:09:03,985
Well, I... I set the first directional vector
to 38...

1169
02:09:04,153 --> 02:09:08,198
...the second one to 67,
and the third one to 117.

1170
02:09:08,366 --> 02:09:11,451
- What about the fourth one?
- What fourth one?

1171
02:09:11,619 --> 02:09:14,871
Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
The third one to 117?

1172
02:09:15,039 --> 02:09:17,374
Yes. See? I wrote it down, Mr. Luthor.
I wrote it...

1173
02:09:17,542 --> 02:09:19,793
Otis. Otis!

1174
02:09:19,961 --> 02:09:23,547
The third one was supposed to be 11,
and the fourth one, seven.

1175
02:09:23,756 --> 02:09:27,509
Oh. Well, gee, Mr. Luthor.

1176
02:09:27,677 --> 02:09:30,220
Oh, I see. I guess my arm
wasn't long enough, see?

1177
02:09:30,388 --> 02:09:32,889
Otis, would you like to see a long arm?

1178
02:09:33,057 --> 02:09:36,017
Otis, would you like to see
a very, very long arm?

1179
02:09:36,185 --> 02:09:39,396
- Oh, no, Mr. Luthor.
- Otis. Otis!

1180
02:09:39,564 --> 02:09:40,730
Ah!

1181
02:09:41,774 --> 02:09:45,110
- My marshmallow!
- Leave me alone! Give me your arm, Otis.

1182
02:09:45,278 --> 02:09:50,198
Hand it over! I'll wring your neck!
I'll give you a long arm!

1183
02:10:17,768 --> 02:10:21,855
I'm sorry, Mr. Luthor.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1184
02:10:22,023 --> 02:10:24,065
- I... I just got... I got mixed up.
- It's all right.

1185
02:10:24,233 --> 02:10:26,193
- I'll go in there and fix that thing.
- It's okay.

1186
02:10:26,360 --> 02:10:29,779
It's okay, Otis, it's okay.

1187
02:10:30,072 --> 02:10:33,366
There's another XK 101 being launched
at the same time.

1188
02:10:33,534 --> 02:10:36,244
See? There's another XK 101 being launched
at exactly the same time.

1189
02:10:36,412 --> 02:10:38,747
- I just said that.
- No, she said there was a XK 101...

1190
02:10:38,915 --> 02:10:41,166
...being launched at "exactly" the same time,
Mr. Luthor.

1191
02:10:41,375 --> 02:10:44,211
- Don't tell me that.
- But there is another XK 101 being launched...

1192
02:10:44,378 --> 02:10:46,880
- ...at exactly the same time.
- I told you not to tell me that!

1193
02:10:47,048 --> 02:10:51,927
Oh, no, no, no. Mr. Luthor, please.
She didn't mean it. Miss Teschmacher...

1194
02:10:58,017 --> 02:11:00,268
Shut up in there!

1195
02:11:11,864 --> 02:11:14,157
Mr. Luthor, are you mad?

1196
02:11:15,660 --> 02:11:18,620
- You did it again, Otis.
- Miss Teschmacher, I think you did.

1197
02:11:20,915 --> 02:11:23,750
- I know! But he didn't say "exactly."
- But he always hits me!

1198
02:11:59,870 --> 02:12:03,915
Mr. Luthor, come on. Let me do it again.
I can get it right.

1199
02:12:04,083 --> 02:12:06,167
- Otis!
- I got experience now.

1200
02:12:06,335 --> 02:12:11,756
Otis, how would you like the heady experience
of being thrown from a moving vehicle?

1201
02:12:12,300 --> 02:12:14,175
You want a bite of that?

1202
02:12:31,152 --> 02:12:34,946
- All right, get it right, will you?
- Yes, Mr. Luthor.

1203
02:12:37,408 --> 02:12:40,076
McDonald, I thought you told me
this road was blocked off.

1204
02:12:40,244 --> 02:12:43,622
- Jablonski, you said it was blocked.
- I didn't ask him, I asked you.

1205
02:12:44,832 --> 02:12:47,459
All right, follow me. Follow me, men.

1206
02:12:48,169 --> 02:12:51,504
- Back that thing off the road.
- Back that thing up out of here.

1207
02:12:51,672 --> 02:12:52,922
Off the road!

1208
02:12:55,092 --> 02:12:57,761
Back it off the road, we got a convoy.

1209
02:13:05,061 --> 02:13:07,896
You fellas get back into that thing
and back it off the road.

1210
02:13:08,064 --> 02:13:10,357
We got a convoy coming through here.

1211
02:13:11,901 --> 02:13:15,070
Listen, you're gonna have to circle back.
I don't have time to argue.

1212
02:13:15,237 --> 02:13:16,821
Heck of a day, isn't it?

1213
02:13:19,909 --> 02:13:24,079
We took the wrong turn.
We were looking for Route 12.

1214
02:13:24,246 --> 02:13:27,749
- Route 12? That's back there, isn't it?
- No, sir. It's up there.

1215
02:13:29,585 --> 02:13:33,421
- Sergeant, we took the wrong route.
- I'm a lieutenant, a naval officer.

1216
02:13:40,721 --> 02:13:42,347
Shut up!

1217
02:13:42,515 --> 02:13:44,265
Route 12 is back that way.

1218
02:13:50,606 --> 02:13:54,359
This man is a diabetic, you see.
And he has to have his insulin.

1219
02:13:54,527 --> 02:13:57,737
- What's he eating chocolate for?
- Well, it gives him a lot of sugar.

1220
02:13:57,905 --> 02:13:59,823
- Yeah.
- All right, now listen, fellas.

1221
02:13:59,990 --> 02:14:02,742
Back out here, go back a few miles,
pull off...

1222
02:14:15,798 --> 02:14:18,550
- Just back up, we'll open an exit.
- Can't we get past you here?

1223
02:15:06,974 --> 02:15:09,350
Tell me, chief, what do you think
about all of this?

1224
02:15:09,518 --> 02:15:15,774
No oil, no uranium, no coal,
no precious minerals.

1225
02:15:15,941 --> 02:15:20,403
Hell, no water anymore.
Not since the government dammed it all up...

1226
02:15:20,571 --> 02:15:25,116
...to service those towns
on the other side of the mountain.

1227
02:15:25,284 --> 02:15:29,537
- If we still had water, we would never sell...
- Mm-hm.

1228
02:15:29,705 --> 02:15:32,999
- ...our beloved land.
- Well my, uh...

1229
02:15:33,167 --> 02:15:35,335
My associate, Mr. Olsen...

1230
02:15:35,503 --> 02:15:39,339
...is taking pictures of that dam,
but what I don't understand...

1231
02:15:39,507 --> 02:15:42,091
...is why you'd sell out
to a person you've never met.

1232
02:15:42,259 --> 02:15:44,511
I mean, you don't even
know his name. Oh, yeah.

1233
02:15:47,389 --> 02:15:50,183
At the stupid-high price he offered...

1234
02:15:50,351 --> 02:15:55,021
...for this worthless piece of desert,
I hope it's Custer.

1235
02:15:56,690 --> 02:15:59,359
Perfect. That's just what I need,
thank you.

1236
02:15:59,527 --> 02:16:03,905
Reporting live
from the launch site, ground zero.

1237
02:16:04,323 --> 02:16:07,367
Well, today marks an historic occasion.

1238
02:16:07,535 --> 02:16:12,705
Two XK 101 rockets
will be launched simultaneously...

1239
02:16:12,873 --> 02:16:15,542
...one by the Army and by the Navy.

1240
02:16:15,709 --> 02:16:18,044
Hi, everybody. Has anybody
seen Lois around today?

1241
02:16:18,212 --> 02:16:20,380
No, I haven't, but the chief
wants to see you.

1242
02:16:20,548 --> 02:16:22,966
You're blocking the set, Clark.

1243
02:16:23,133 --> 02:16:27,053
Sorry, Gil. How's Judy today, okay?
Good? Great.

1244
02:16:27,221 --> 02:16:29,013
- Excuse me, Mr. White?
- Come in, Kent.

1245
02:16:29,181 --> 02:16:32,058
You wanted to see me?
Sir, have you seen Lois anywhere today?

1246
02:16:32,893 --> 02:16:35,228
She's out west looking into
a land fraud deal.

1247
02:16:35,437 --> 02:16:38,064
Sent young Olsen with her
on his first assignment.

1248
02:16:38,232 --> 02:16:41,401
Some unidentified clown out there
is buying up thousands of acres...

1249
02:16:41,569 --> 02:16:43,903
...of worthless desert
at incredible prices.

1250
02:16:44,071 --> 02:16:45,572
That doesn't seem to make sense.

1251
02:16:45,739 --> 02:16:48,658
The world doesn't make sense.
You ought to know that by now.

1252
02:16:48,826 --> 02:16:51,077
Look at this dispatch
from Addis Ababa.

1253
02:16:51,245 --> 02:16:54,330
People break into a museum at night,
kill two people...

1254
02:16:54,498 --> 02:16:57,083
...and what do they take?
A worthless piece of meteorite.

1255
02:16:57,251 --> 02:16:58,877
- How do you figure that?
- Well...

1256
02:16:59,044 --> 02:17:02,255
...frankly, I've never been able
to understand violence in any form.

1257
02:17:02,423 --> 02:17:06,551
I know that about you, Kent. That's one
of the reasons I wanted to talk to you.

1258
02:17:06,927 --> 02:17:10,263
I've been in this news game 40 years,
man and boy.

1259
02:17:10,472 --> 02:17:14,767
And I got where I am
with guts, compassion, elbow grease...

1260
02:17:14,935 --> 02:17:17,770
...and something
you're sadly lacking in, son.

1261
02:17:17,980 --> 02:17:20,106
- Um, humility?
- No, not humility.

1262
02:17:20,274 --> 02:17:22,066
You got bags of humility.

1263
02:17:22,234 --> 02:17:24,611
Aggression, confidence, that's the ticket.

1264
02:17:24,778 --> 02:17:26,779
Take charge. Let people know
who you are.

1265
02:17:35,289 --> 02:17:37,457
This is Lex Luthor.

1266
02:17:37,625 --> 02:17:42,420
Only one thing alive with less than four legs
can hear this frequency, Superman: You.

1267
02:17:42,796 --> 02:17:45,214
In approximately five minutes,
a poison gas pellet...

1268
02:17:45,382 --> 02:17:48,092
...containing propane-lithium
compound...

1269
02:17:48,260 --> 02:17:51,054
...will be released through
air ducts in the city...

1270
02:17:51,221 --> 02:17:54,474
...effectively annihilating
half the population of Metropolis.

1271
02:17:54,642 --> 02:17:58,102
I was a reporter before
most of my friends were copy boys.

1272
02:17:58,270 --> 02:18:01,105
I want you to do that.
Get Lois to introduce you to Superman.

1273
02:18:01,273 --> 02:18:04,484
Find out who he is. What's he like?
Where'd he get that blue suit?

1274
02:18:04,652 --> 02:18:07,820
Did he have it made?
Is it silk? Is it plastic?

1275
02:18:07,988 --> 02:18:11,658
I know it all seems a bit much,
but how else was I going to meet you?

1276
02:18:11,825 --> 02:18:16,329
I knew you'd never accept
an invitation to tea.

1277
02:18:16,997 --> 02:18:22,627
But a disaster, with people in danger,
people who need help...

1278
02:18:22,795 --> 02:18:27,507
...well, I just knew you couldn't resist
the chance to sort of pitch in.

1279
02:18:27,675 --> 02:18:29,509
Know what I mean?

1280
02:18:47,111 --> 02:18:48,528
It's Superman.

1281
02:18:58,539 --> 02:19:00,206
- Look.
- Oh, my God!

1282
02:19:02,376 --> 02:19:06,379
There's a strong streak of good
in you, Superman...

1283
02:19:06,714 --> 02:19:09,382
...but then, nobody's perfect.

1284
02:19:11,677 --> 02:19:13,678
Almost nobody.

1285
02:19:21,395 --> 02:19:23,229
- What the...?
- Oh, Superman.

1286
02:19:23,397 --> 02:19:25,648
- Gee.
- Stand back, please. Stand back.

1287
02:19:25,816 --> 02:19:27,567
Nothing to get worried about.

1288
02:19:33,407 --> 02:19:35,074
Well, don't just sit there. Get out.

1289
02:19:49,006 --> 02:19:52,258
Look at that overgrown boy scout,
Miss Teschmacher.

1290
02:19:52,426 --> 02:19:53,509
Tell me what you see.

1291
02:19:54,678 --> 02:19:56,888
Cuteness, dimples.

1292
02:19:57,264 --> 02:19:59,557
You like cuteness, huh?

1293
02:19:59,725 --> 02:20:01,267
Dimples.

1294
02:20:01,435 --> 02:20:03,394
I'll give you dimples.

1295
02:20:37,471 --> 02:20:41,140
The pressure is still on you, Superman.
You know what they say:

1296
02:20:41,308 --> 02:20:44,435
"If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the tunnel."

1297
02:21:07,501 --> 02:21:10,002
This is your last chance, Superman.

1298
02:21:10,337 --> 02:21:13,798
Why don't you do yourself
a flavor and freeze.

1299
02:21:37,197 --> 02:21:38,573
Yeah.

1300
02:21:55,883 --> 02:21:57,341
Hah.

1301
02:22:14,860 --> 02:22:16,360
I think he's coming, Mr. Luthor.

1302
02:22:27,164 --> 02:22:29,457
He's definitely coming, Mr. Luthor.

1303
02:22:41,011 --> 02:22:42,845
It's open. Come in.

1304
02:22:44,848 --> 02:22:48,142
My attorney will be in touch with you
about the damage to the door.

1305
02:22:48,310 --> 02:22:50,186
Otis, take the gentleman's cape.

1306
02:22:55,776 --> 02:22:59,362
- I don't think he wants me to.
- Luthor, where's the gas pellet?

1307
02:22:59,863 --> 02:23:01,280
Somewhere...

1308
02:23:03,033 --> 02:23:07,870
...in the back of my mind, actually.
It's a little idea I was toying with.

1309
02:23:08,038 --> 02:23:12,333
Is that how your warped brain gets its
kicks? Planning the death of innocents?

1310
02:23:13,043 --> 02:23:16,212
No, by causing the death
of innocent people.

1311
02:23:22,302 --> 02:23:26,347
Seven, six,
five, four...

1312
02:23:26,515 --> 02:23:29,892
...three, two, one.

1313
02:23:30,060 --> 02:23:31,602
Fire.

1314
02:23:33,605 --> 02:23:36,774
Navy Bird, we have a launch.

1315
02:23:36,942 --> 02:23:40,278
Navy missile, XK 101.

1316
02:23:40,445 --> 02:23:41,946
Angle of attack is perfect.

1317
02:23:42,948 --> 02:23:46,284
- Climbing fast.
- Hydraulics, general function.

1318
02:23:46,451 --> 02:23:50,454
Now, as you may or may not know,
I am, as they say...

1319
02:23:50,664 --> 02:23:53,124
...very heavy into real estate.

1320
02:23:53,292 --> 02:23:57,712
To make money in that game, you have
to buy for a little and sell for a lot, right?

1321
02:23:57,879 --> 02:24:00,131
- Right.
- Right.

1322
02:24:00,299 --> 02:24:03,134
So the problem:

1323
02:24:03,302 --> 02:24:06,137
How to make land more valuable
between the time you buy it...

1324
02:24:06,305 --> 02:24:08,306
...and the time you sell it.

1325
02:24:08,682 --> 02:24:13,394
Now, this is California, the richest,
most populous state in the union.

1326
02:24:13,562 --> 02:24:16,647
I don't need a geography lesson
from you, Luthor.

1327
02:24:16,815 --> 02:24:21,068
Oh, yes, of course, you've been there.
I do forget, you get around, don't you?

1328
02:24:21,236 --> 02:24:23,321
- Where was I?
- California.

1329
02:24:23,488 --> 02:24:27,074
California, right. The San Andreas Fault.
Maybe you've heard of it?

1330
02:24:27,242 --> 02:24:30,995
Yes. It's the joining of two land masses.
The fault line is unstable...

1331
02:24:31,163 --> 02:24:33,789
...which is why you get earthquakes
in California.

1332
02:24:33,957 --> 02:24:36,834
Wonderful.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

1333
02:24:37,210 --> 02:24:41,422
Everything west of this line
is the richest real estate in the world.

1334
02:24:41,590 --> 02:24:44,258
San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco.

1335
02:24:44,426 --> 02:24:49,180
Everything on this side is just hundreds
of miles of worthless desert land...

1336
02:24:49,348 --> 02:24:51,098
...which happens to be owned by...

1337
02:24:52,476 --> 02:24:54,935
Lex Luthor, Incorporated.

1338
02:24:55,145 --> 02:24:59,523
Now, call me foolish,
call me irresponsible...

1339
02:24:59,691 --> 02:25:02,985
It occurs to me
that a 500-megaton bomb...

1340
02:25:03,153 --> 02:25:05,988
...planted at just the proper point,
would...

1341
02:25:06,156 --> 02:25:08,532
Would destroy most of California.

1342
02:25:09,659 --> 02:25:13,120
Millions of innocent people would die.
The West Coast as we know it would...

1343
02:25:13,288 --> 02:25:17,625
Fall into the sea. Bye-bye, California.

1344
02:25:17,793 --> 02:25:21,003
Hello, new West Coast. My West Coast.

1345
02:25:23,382 --> 02:25:26,884
Costa del Lex, Luthorville,
Marina del Lex, Otisburg...

1346
02:25:29,805 --> 02:25:32,223
- Otisburg?
- Miss Teschmacher...

1347
02:25:32,391 --> 02:25:34,725
- ...she's got her own place, Mr...
- Otisburg?

1348
02:25:34,893 --> 02:25:37,895
- It's a little bitty place.
- Otisburg?

1349
02:25:38,063 --> 02:25:41,065
Okay. I'll just wipe it off, that's all.
It's a little town.

1350
02:25:41,233 --> 02:25:44,402
You're a dreamer, Lex Luthor.
A sick, twisted dreamer.

1351
02:25:44,569 --> 02:25:46,904
Your plan couldn't possibly work.

1352
02:25:47,072 --> 02:25:49,115
I'll admit there were a few problems.

1353
02:25:49,282 --> 02:25:52,159
Adjusting the precise trajectory
of the missile...

1354
02:25:52,327 --> 02:25:56,038
...finding the optimum stress point
for the fault line itself.

1355
02:25:56,206 --> 02:25:59,917
Which, by the way, is target zero, right...

1356
02:26:00,502 --> 02:26:01,419
...here.

1357
02:26:01,878 --> 02:26:03,003
Ooh.

1358
02:26:19,521 --> 02:26:23,190
Chief, listen. I promise you my friends and I
are gonna do all we can...

1359
02:26:23,358 --> 02:26:25,526
- ...to get to the bottom of this.
- Thank you, Miss Lane.

1360
02:26:25,694 --> 02:26:27,528
Okay, bye.

1361
02:26:58,268 --> 02:27:01,145
- What's happening, lieutenant?
- Trajectory malfunction, sir.

1362
02:27:03,440 --> 02:27:06,150
- Then abort.
- Yes, sir.

1363
02:27:11,740 --> 02:27:12,990
Function negative, sir.

1364
02:27:13,158 --> 02:27:15,993
- Can't you knock them down?
- Absolutely impossible, sir.

1365
02:27:16,161 --> 02:27:18,829
They have the new B-20 low-level
avoidance systems.

1366
02:27:18,997 --> 02:27:20,664
Get me the Pentagon.

1367
02:27:22,501 --> 02:27:24,168
Red line.

1368
02:27:25,128 --> 02:27:26,879
Hello? Hello!

1369
02:27:28,924 --> 02:27:33,302
That's impossible. Stand by.

1370
02:27:37,098 --> 02:27:41,018
Two hundred and eighty million dollars
and there's not a goddamned thing...

1371
02:27:41,186 --> 02:27:43,687
- ...we can do about it?
- That's right, senator.

1372
02:27:43,855 --> 02:27:46,023
You got what you paid for.

1373
02:27:46,191 --> 02:27:50,569
Can't happen here. Heh.
Can't happen here.

1374
02:27:50,737 --> 02:27:52,488
Get me the president.

1375
02:28:04,209 --> 02:28:05,626
Yeah?

1376
02:28:10,924 --> 02:28:13,008
Mr. President. Mr. President!

1377
02:28:13,176 --> 02:28:17,555
- Goddamn it, what is it now?
- The Pentagon's calling, sir.

1378
02:28:29,401 --> 02:28:32,987
Well, what do you think, Supe baby?
Interesting?

1379
02:28:33,154 --> 02:28:37,741
- Your theory's quite impressive, Luthor.
- Would you go to the viewing room?

1380
02:28:38,326 --> 02:28:41,328
But as for the rest,
it's nothing but a sick fantasy.

1381
02:28:41,496 --> 02:28:44,498
Fantasy? No. No.

1382
02:28:44,666 --> 02:28:47,668
It's history. It's happening, Superman.

1383
02:28:47,836 --> 02:28:49,503
Miss Teschmacher!

1384
02:28:54,342 --> 02:28:57,428
- Yes, Lex?
- Where's the rocket now?

1385
02:28:57,596 --> 02:29:01,348
It's going like a bat over the Grand Canyon.
So is the other one.

1386
02:29:01,516 --> 02:29:04,518
The other one? There's two of them?

1387
02:29:07,022 --> 02:29:10,024
Yeah, Superman. Double jeopardy.

1388
02:29:10,191 --> 02:29:13,152
Even you, with your great speed,
couldn't stop both of them.

1389
02:29:13,320 --> 02:29:16,822
While I, on the other hand,
could stop them with my detonator.

1390
02:29:16,990 --> 02:29:20,534
All right, Luthor. Where is it?
Where's the detonator?

1391
02:29:34,382 --> 02:29:35,966
You diseased maniac.

1392
02:29:36,134 --> 02:29:39,345
Did you really think you could hide it
from me by encasing it in lead?

1393
02:29:41,389 --> 02:29:45,392
- I'll mold this box into your prison bars.
- Don't touch that.

1394
02:29:51,900 --> 02:29:57,196
I told you. It's kryptonite, Superman.
A little souvenir from the old hometown.

1395
02:29:57,530 --> 02:30:00,699
I've spared no expense
to make you feel right at home.

1396
02:30:07,666 --> 02:30:12,211
You were great in your day, Superman.
But it just stands to reason...

1397
02:30:12,420 --> 02:30:14,672
...when it came time
to cash in your chips...

1398
02:30:14,839 --> 02:30:18,509
...this old, diseased maniac...

1399
02:30:18,677 --> 02:30:20,844
...would be your banker.

1400
02:30:23,932 --> 02:30:26,141
Mind over muscle.

1401
02:30:33,650 --> 02:30:38,237
You don't even care where
the other missile's headed, do you?

1402
02:30:38,446 --> 02:30:42,908
Certainly, I do.
I know exactly where it's headed.

1403
02:30:43,076 --> 02:30:44,743
Hackensack, New Jersey.

1404
02:30:50,583 --> 02:30:53,252
I have to leave you now.
No hard feelings.

1405
02:30:53,461 --> 02:30:57,506
We all have our little faults.
Mine's in California.

1406
02:31:11,771 --> 02:31:15,774
Lex, my mother lives in Hackensack.

1407
02:31:25,618 --> 02:31:28,120
Miss Teschmacher!

1408
02:31:46,306 --> 02:31:47,973
Both birds uncontrolled.

1409
02:31:48,141 --> 02:31:49,141
Impossible to reset.

1410
02:31:55,607 --> 02:31:57,065
Otis.

1411
02:32:01,154 --> 02:32:02,446
Freeze.

1412
02:32:58,378 --> 02:33:00,379
Miss Teschmacher.

1413
02:33:00,547 --> 02:33:02,464
Miss Teschmacher.

1414
02:33:04,133 --> 02:33:06,718
Please, you can't...

1415
02:33:06,886 --> 02:33:08,136
You can't just stand there.

1416
02:33:08,388 --> 02:33:10,347
Shh.

1417
02:33:11,766 --> 02:33:13,267
You can't just stand there...

1418
02:33:13,434 --> 02:33:16,270
...and let innocent people,
millions of innocent people, die.

1419
02:33:17,272 --> 02:33:18,981
- Maybe.
- Please.

1420
02:33:19,816 --> 02:33:21,900
If it wasn't for my mother...

1421
02:33:23,653 --> 02:33:26,154
Please. Please help me to save them.

1422
02:33:28,199 --> 02:33:30,701
If I help you, do you promise
to save my mother first?

1423
02:33:31,870 --> 02:33:33,996
But Lois and Jimmy...

1424
02:33:34,163 --> 02:33:35,539
Oh, but my mother comes first.

1425
02:33:35,707 --> 02:33:39,209
If you promise me, I'll believe you,
because you always tell the truth.

1426
02:33:41,546 --> 02:33:44,214
I promise. I promise.

1427
02:34:38,603 --> 02:34:41,146
Why did you kiss me first?

1428
02:34:42,273 --> 02:34:45,567
It... I didn't think you'd let me later.

1429
02:34:46,569 --> 02:34:48,445
Thank you, Miss Teschmacher.

1430
02:34:48,655 --> 02:34:52,741
Why is it I can't get it on
with the good guys?

1431
02:34:57,664 --> 02:34:59,081
Stand aside now.

1432
02:34:59,248 --> 02:35:00,916
I wouldn't stay here, either.

1433
02:35:19,477 --> 02:35:21,144
Army bird still heading due east.

1434
02:35:21,312 --> 02:35:24,773
- Navy bird still heading due west.
- Losing radar contact.

1435
02:35:24,941 --> 02:35:26,984
Next radar contact in three seconds.

1436
02:35:27,151 --> 02:35:28,902
...intercept both birds.

1437
02:36:06,232 --> 02:36:08,358
Army bird still headed east, sir.

1438
02:36:13,197 --> 02:36:15,198
Someone's trying to destroy Metropolis.

1439
02:36:15,366 --> 02:36:18,744
Uh, actually sir, it looks like it's headed
for New Jersey.

1440
02:36:18,911 --> 02:36:21,913
Jersey? What the hell's in New Jersey?

1441
02:37:42,703 --> 02:37:45,038
- Army bird gaining altitude.
- Miss Teschmacher.

1442
02:37:45,206 --> 02:37:48,250
- Radar contact strong.
- We have straight climb.

1443
02:37:48,417 --> 02:37:50,418
Miss Teschmacher!

1444
02:37:50,586 --> 02:37:52,921
Radar report,
Navy bird, San Andreas area.

1445
02:37:53,089 --> 02:37:55,423
Heading down.
Fifteen seconds to impact.

1446
02:37:55,591 --> 02:37:58,093
Navy bird heading down,
15 seconds to impact.

1447
02:37:58,594 --> 02:38:00,220
Fifteen seconds and counting.

1448
02:38:17,580 --> 02:38:19,781
- Impact: San Andreas.
- God!

1449
02:39:16,631 --> 02:39:18,506
We interrupt the program
for a news flash.

1450
02:39:18,674 --> 02:39:22,010
A military missile has exploded
in the Southern California desert.

1451
02:39:22,178 --> 02:39:25,555
The force of the explosion has activated
the San Andreas Fault.

1452
02:39:25,723 --> 02:39:28,391
California is suffering
a major earthquake.

1453
02:41:01,986 --> 02:41:03,528
What the...?

1454
02:41:17,501 --> 02:41:19,377
What's going on?

1455
02:41:21,172 --> 02:41:22,255
It's a quake. Look!

1456
02:41:38,356 --> 02:41:39,606
Look out!

1457
02:41:50,493 --> 02:41:52,160
Get to the back of the bus!

1458
02:42:54,807 --> 02:42:56,266
Okay, kids. It's all right now.

1459
02:42:56,434 --> 02:42:58,101
Thank God, we're back on the bridge.

1460
02:42:58,269 --> 02:43:00,687
- Hey, it's Superman.
- It's Superman!

1461
02:43:09,113 --> 02:43:11,239
Holy mackerel!

1462
02:43:12,158 --> 02:43:13,283
Going off the tracks!

1463
02:43:15,911 --> 02:43:17,287
Hang on!

1464
02:43:22,835 --> 02:43:23,960
I can't hold her!

1465
02:44:12,801 --> 02:44:14,552
All personnel, evacuate now.

1466
02:44:16,096 --> 02:44:18,181
All personnel, evacuate now.

1467
02:44:21,977 --> 02:44:23,728
Watch that cable!

1468
02:44:23,896 --> 02:44:25,438
My eyes! I can't see!

1469
02:44:34,323 --> 02:44:36,908
Execute earthquake procedure.

1470
02:44:37,076 --> 02:44:40,161
- Execute earthquake procedure.
- Get out! Get out, get out!

1471
02:44:42,957 --> 02:44:44,666
Someone try and pull the main!

1472
02:44:44,833 --> 02:44:47,043
It's impossible, it's red-hot!

1473
02:44:55,511 --> 02:44:57,887
- Gentlemen, is that man all right?
- Yeah.

1474
02:44:58,764 --> 02:45:02,308
Gee, that's Superman.
He must've been the one that saved us.

1475
02:45:29,086 --> 02:45:31,921
- Ah...!
- Hang on, kid.

1476
02:45:38,220 --> 02:45:39,387
Go ahead, shoot.

1477
02:45:54,820 --> 02:45:55,945
The dam burst!

1478
02:45:56,280 --> 02:45:59,407
Forget the car! Come on, come on!

1479
02:46:03,621 --> 02:46:05,622
You're safe here, son.

1480
02:46:06,790 --> 02:46:08,958
That's okay!
Miss Lane will be driving by soon.

1481
02:46:18,802 --> 02:46:20,803
- Come on, George.
- Make for the hill.

1482
02:46:37,196 --> 02:46:39,280
There has been major quake damage...

1483
02:46:39,448 --> 02:46:40,490
...to Southern California.

1484
02:46:40,658 --> 02:46:43,201
The San Andreas Fault
has miraculously sealed itself...

1485
02:46:43,369 --> 02:46:46,621
...yet Southern California is suffering
major aftershocks of a major earthquake.

1486
02:46:48,040 --> 02:46:50,041
The population is warned
to be aware of...

1487
02:47:15,651 --> 02:47:16,901
Please, come on, turn over.

1488
02:47:17,069 --> 02:47:18,986
- Which in some areas has...
- Come on!

1489
02:47:46,598 --> 02:47:48,433
Help me. Help me.

1490
02:47:49,852 --> 02:47:51,060
No.

1491
02:50:11,326 --> 02:50:12,451
Water!

1492
02:51:02,002 --> 02:51:03,085
Lois.

1493
02:53:59,012 --> 02:54:02,014
No, no, no.

1494
02:54:03,016 --> 02:54:05,851
No. No.

1495
02:54:18,698 --> 02:54:20,658
My son.

1496
02:54:20,867 --> 02:54:23,869
It is forbidden for you to interfere
in human history.

1497
02:54:24,037 --> 02:54:29,291
One thing I do know, son,
and that is you are here for a reason.

1498
02:54:29,459 --> 02:54:32,545
- It is forbidden for you to interfere...
- Those things I can do...

1499
02:54:32,712 --> 02:54:36,048
...all those powers,
and I couldn't even save him.

1500
02:54:36,216 --> 02:54:37,883
It is forbidden.

1501
02:54:40,303 --> 02:54:42,513
It is forbidden.

1502
02:54:46,518 --> 02:54:50,229
It is forbidden for you to interfere
with human history.

1503
02:54:50,397 --> 02:54:52,314
It is forbidden.

1504
02:56:07,474 --> 02:56:08,933
Hi.

1505
02:56:10,310 --> 02:56:11,769
Don't bother, I think it's dead.

1506
02:56:13,647 --> 02:56:15,731
Sure it's dead.

1507
02:56:16,858 --> 02:56:20,277
The problem with men of steel, there's
never one around when you want one.

1508
02:56:20,445 --> 02:56:22,780
Know what happened to me
while you were off flying?

1509
02:56:22,948 --> 02:56:24,490
I was almost in an earthquake...

1510
02:56:24,658 --> 02:56:26,659
...I had this gas station blow up...

1511
02:56:26,826 --> 02:56:29,161
...there's telephone poles
falling all over...

1512
02:56:29,371 --> 02:56:32,164
...I'm almost killed,
and to top the whole thing off...

1513
02:56:32,332 --> 02:56:33,958
...this stupid car runs out of gas!

1514
02:56:34,125 --> 02:56:36,001
I'm sorry about that, Lois...

1515
02:56:36,169 --> 02:56:38,337
...but I've been kind of busy
for a while.

1516
02:56:40,924 --> 02:56:43,384
I'm sorry. That's all right.

1517
02:56:44,469 --> 02:56:46,720
We're sort of alike, aren't we?

1518
02:56:46,930 --> 02:56:49,723
I mean, our work comes first.

1519
02:57:02,779 --> 02:57:04,321
Hey!

1520
02:57:04,864 --> 02:57:06,156
Thanks a lot, Superman.

1521
02:57:06,533 --> 02:57:09,159
You put me in the middle of nowhere
during an earthquake.

1522
02:57:09,327 --> 02:57:11,370
No food, no water, snakes everywhere.

1523
02:57:11,538 --> 02:57:13,206
I had no idea if you were coming back...

1524
02:57:13,430 --> 02:57:14,206
- Jimmy.
- Jimmy.

1525
02:57:15,583 --> 02:57:18,877
Listen, there's something I have to do.
I'll see you later.

1526
02:57:21,214 --> 02:57:23,674
He can't stay still for a second.

1527
02:57:25,468 --> 02:57:27,928
You could at least send for a tow truck!

1528
02:57:28,096 --> 02:57:32,349
Oh. Golly, Miss Lane, it's too bad
Mr. Kent didn't see all this.

1529
02:57:32,517 --> 02:57:34,101
Yeah, poor Clark.

1530
02:57:34,269 --> 02:57:36,270
He's never around when S...

1531
02:57:36,646 --> 02:57:38,022
Clark... Wait a minute.

1532
02:57:38,189 --> 02:57:39,982
- Wait a minute.
- What?

1533
02:57:41,526 --> 02:57:43,777
Lois Lane, that is the silliest idea ever.

1534
02:57:43,945 --> 02:57:47,698
Let me tell you something, Miss Lane,
I think he really cares about you.

1535
02:57:47,866 --> 02:57:49,950
- Clark? Of course he does.
- No, not Clark.

1536
02:57:53,371 --> 02:57:57,958
Oh, well, Superman cares
about everybody, Jimmy.

1537
02:57:58,376 --> 02:58:02,713
But, who knows, someday,
maybe, if he's lucky...

1538
02:58:04,632 --> 02:58:05,799
- Miss Lane?
- Hm?

1539
02:58:07,427 --> 02:58:10,137
Jimmy, my hair!

1540
02:58:10,680 --> 02:58:11,847
Now.

1541
02:58:12,515 --> 02:58:14,892
Ooh, nice. Nice, nice.

1542
02:58:15,060 --> 02:58:17,144
Front page, Daily Planet?

1543
02:58:18,605 --> 02:58:21,273
Oh, gosh. I didn't have any film.

1544
02:58:31,326 --> 02:58:35,537
<i>♪ You must have been a beautiful baby ♪</i>

1545
02:58:35,705 --> 02:58:40,125
<i>♪ You must have been a wonderful child ♪</i>

1546
02:58:40,293 --> 02:58:45,798
<i>♪ When you were only starting
To go to kindergarten ♪</i>

1547
02:58:45,965 --> 02:58:49,635
<i>♪ I'll bet you drove the little boys wild ♪</i>

1548
02:58:51,262 --> 02:58:57,643
<i>♪ And when it came to winning blue ribbons
Bet you showed the other kids how ♪</i>

1549
02:58:57,811 --> 02:59:02,022
<i>♪ I can see the judges' eyes
As they handed you the prize ♪</i>

1550
02:59:04,067 --> 02:59:07,444
<i>♪ I bet you made the cutest bow ♪</i>

1551
02:59:07,654 --> 02:59:13,992
<i>♪ Oh, you must've been a beautiful baby
'Cause baby... ♪</i>

1552
02:59:14,577 --> 02:59:17,162
But Lex, you can't do this to me.

1553
02:59:17,330 --> 02:59:19,373
Why, Lex, why?

1554
02:59:19,874 --> 02:59:22,876
Because I love you, Miss Teschmacher.

1555
02:59:26,464 --> 02:59:27,631
Miss Teschmacher...

1556
02:59:38,810 --> 02:59:41,979
By the way Miss Teschmacher,
your mother sends her love.

1557
02:59:53,241 --> 02:59:54,867
You're messing up my suit.

1558
02:59:55,034 --> 02:59:56,785
You big lummox, you.

1559
02:59:56,953 --> 02:59:59,037
Come on, stop it, will you.

1560
02:59:59,205 --> 03:00:01,790
Otis, it's your fault.
Watch the ground!

1561
03:00:02,542 --> 03:00:03,876
Good evening, warden.

1562
03:00:04,043 --> 03:00:05,794
These two men should be safe here...

1563
03:00:06,004 --> 03:00:08,380
- ...until they can get a fair trial.
- Who is it?

1564
03:00:10,800 --> 03:00:12,384
Lex Luthor!

1565
03:00:12,552 --> 03:00:15,304
- The greatest criminal mind of our time!
- Of our time!

1566
03:00:15,472 --> 03:00:17,055
- I hereby serve notice...
- Notice.

1567
03:00:17,223 --> 03:00:18,974
- ...that these walls...
- These walls here...

1568
03:00:19,142 --> 03:00:20,309
Will you shut up, please.

1569
03:00:20,477 --> 03:00:21,977
All right, take them away, boys.

1570
03:00:22,145 --> 03:00:24,563
- You nitwit. Nincompoop!
- Guard, guard...

1571
03:00:24,731 --> 03:00:28,817
This country is safe again, Superman,
thanks to you.

1572
03:00:28,985 --> 03:00:31,028
No, sir. Don't thank me, warden.

1573
03:00:31,654 --> 03:00:33,822
We're all part of the same team.

1574
03:00:34,032 --> 03:00:35,532
Night.