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[theme music playing]

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Hey, you know, if we don't
get out of here soon,

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we're gonna miss the first race.

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- Don't worry about it.
- Hey, you hear anything

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from John yet?

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What am I, an information booth?

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I was just asking.

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I mean,
he should have been in by now.

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He should have been in?

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I should have been rich.

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You should have had
a better nose.

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Life is cruel.

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Hey, get away
from that cage, Bobby.

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We're not insured
if he breaks out.

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- Okay, let's see, in the fifth.
- [phone rings]

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Hey, if that's the gallery,
tell them I'm on my way.

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Oh, you guys are going
to the track, huh?

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- Yes, we are.
- Yeah.

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Alex picked
some big winners here.

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- Man, we're gonna clean up.
- Yeah?

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Ah, give me the aspirin!

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That crumb!

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He's worse than crabs.

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That miserable little loaf.

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Who? What?
Who's he talking about?

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John. You can go
to the track without him.

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That crumb had a wreck.

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- What?
- How'd it happen?

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Was it serious? Is he hurt?

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He's fine till I get my hands
on him and my feet.

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Hey, Louie!
The guy's had an accident.

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Don't walk all over him.

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He's probably in a lot of
trouble right now himself.

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He was driving 804.

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804?

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804?

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Louie, are you sure?

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I checked him out myself.

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Where's the aspirin?

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804?

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Man, that's impossible.

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I just drove her yesterday.

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I swear, I'm going to kill him.

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Louie, I know you're upset.

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We all are.
But you can't blame John.

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Hey, we can't blame
John, can we?

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He never should have
wrecked that cab.

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Man, 804...

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another month,
she would have set a record.

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No cab ever went
a half a million miles before.

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[Alex] Hey, Louie,
what's the damage?

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Won't know till we see her.

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But once you get
a tow hook in your fender,

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you're on short time.

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With that donkey,
figure the worst.

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I can't believe it.

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There'll never be
another one like her.

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You guys go on.
I'm going to stay here

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- and see what happens
- Hey, I couldn't leave now.

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I mean, we can go
to the races anytime.

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Hey, I ain't ashamed to say it.

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I loved that cab.

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We all loved it, Tony.

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There'll never be
another cab 804.

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What a cab.

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You put her into low,
and you know what she'd do?

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She'd go into low.

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It's like she knew
you trusted her.

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Damn!

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All the cabs we got here,
why did he have to wreck 804?

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You know what's ironic?

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I first met John in cab 804.

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I was cruising around
Grand Central about 11:00.

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[man] Taxi!

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[whistles]

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[man] Over here, taxi.

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Hi.

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It's okay. I can manage.

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That's good.

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Would you like the address?

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Huh?

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[louder]
Would you like the address?

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Sure. Why not?

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222 East 64th street.

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Huh?

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[louder]
222 East 64th street.

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Yeah.

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Hey, what's this thing?

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Safety shield.

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What do you need it for?

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To protect me from muggers.

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Oh...

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[tires squealing]

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I should have known then.

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Gee, that cab was like
a good luck charm to me.

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I was in 804
the night I got held up.

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That was lucky?

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I lived.

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That was when
all those robberies

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were going on, you know?

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Remember when I started carrying

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that big gun around
for protection?

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[whistling]

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Oh, uh... sorry.

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I forgot to lock that door.

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You're going to have
to sit in the back.

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Or the front.

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Whichever.

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I just want your fare money,
son. No games.

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Uh, I can't.

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See, it's locked in a strongbox,
and we don't have the keys.

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Hey, don't play with me, man.

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It's in the cigar box
under the seat.

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You've done this before.

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The money.

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Okay, drop it!

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What?

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You heard me. I said drop it.

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- Drop it?
- Yeah, drop it.

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Come on, drop it.
I said drop it. Now drop it.

121
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No, man. You drop yours.

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I drew first.

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My gun's bigger.

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You should drop yours.

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Man, just give me
the money so I can go.

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You give me your money.

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See, man, you don't understand.

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I do this for a living.

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You don't understand.

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You're not getting
a dime from this cab.

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You know, nobody really
expects for you

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to defend yourself against this.

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You know? I mean, what you got,
a lousy 50, 60 bucks?

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It's just a Tuesday
night take, man.

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Use your head.

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You're not getting the money.

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And I ain't leaving here
without it.

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Yeah?
Well, it's your life, mister

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'cause nobody holds me up.

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Uh, what is it?
You get embarrassed

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if you got robbed?

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Man, nowadays,
everybody gets robbed.

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I don't mean, nothing personal.

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I don't mean this as a putdown
or nothing, man, but...

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why you giving me
such a hard time?

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I mean, you can see
my point, can't you?

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Now I really believe
that we could--

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we can break through
the racial barriers

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and come to a genuine
understanding here, man.

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You're not getting the money.

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You pasty-faced, vanilla,
lily-white towhead.

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[cat meows]

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[man] What time is it, man?

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I'm not telling you.

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There's probably a clock
around here somewhere.

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[laughing]

157
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Wh-what's so funny?

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You got a ticket.

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While we were sitting here

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we fogged up the windows so much

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a cop came by, gave us a ticket

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and didn't even spot us.

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[laughing]

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Now, that's funny.

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What a sensational night.

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Why don't you give me the money?

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You're not getting the money.

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Oh.

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Come on, man.
Tell me what time it is.

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I bet it's 1:00.

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Shank of the evening.

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You don't even know
what you doing.

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Look at your hand.
It's all throbbing

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from holding that big gun.

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You can't make it, man.

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You at the end of the line.

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Hey, you're just
as tired as I am.

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Huh, I sure am.

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Okay, I got an idea.

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Let's give each other a break

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and switch guns
to the other hand.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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Okay. Now, we switch
on the count of three.

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Yeah, but no funny stuff, man.
I'll count.

186
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I'll come in if you get stuck.

187
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Okay.

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One... two...

189
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three!

190
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- Hey, man.
- Hey, you did that on purpose.

191
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You got my gun
and I got yours.

192
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Come on, let's switch back.

193
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Uh-uh.

194
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Why not?

195
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Mine wasn't loaded.

196
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Well, m-mine isn't either.

197
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Oh, yes, it is, man.
I saw the cartridges.

198
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Now come on, man,
it's all over with now.

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Come on, just give me the money.
Come on.

200
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Hey, man, what the..?

201
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They're stuck.

202
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Hey, man, you're nuts.

203
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Aw, that's it, man.

204
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Man, I... you ain't no fun
to stick up, man.

205
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That's it.
I'm getting out of here.

206
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Hey, not so fast.

207
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You owe me 38 bucks.

208
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For what?

209
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The meter was running.

210
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No, no, no...
You make it 48.

211
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I forgot about the ticket.

212
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Now, stop.
Now, I mean it.

213
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'Cause I-I'll hit you.

214
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Come on, come on.

215
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Seven... eight.

216
00:11:20,303 --> 00:11:21,347
All right.

217
00:11:21,478 --> 00:11:23,262
I hope you're satisfied now.

218
00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:30,269
Hey, now I don't have
enough for cab fare home.

219
00:11:32,663 --> 00:11:34,012
What's your address?

220
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447 West 23rd street.
You take me there?

221
00:11:36,493 --> 00:11:39,365
No, I just want to tell
the cops where you live.

222
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Good night.

223
00:11:49,593 --> 00:11:52,422
That's incredible, Bobby,
the way you stood up to him.

224
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Did he get arrested?

225
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Oh, yeah.

226
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I got a little
commendation for it

227
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and a little piece
in the paper...

228
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nothing to write home about.

229
00:12:01,518 --> 00:12:02,911
Well...

230
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"Heroic Cabby
Cracks Down On Crime."

231
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Third page, 14 paragraphs,
small photo.

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- I'd almost forgotten about it.
- Oh, yeah.

233
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Hey, I saved a guy's life
once in 804.

234
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,231
- No kidding?
- Saved a guy's life?

235
00:12:19,362 --> 00:12:20,842
How'd you do that?

236
00:12:20,972 --> 00:12:22,191
Oh, you didn't save
anybody's life.

237
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- Sure, I did.
- You did not.

238
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It was no big thing.

239
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I mean, the guy
whose life I saved,

240
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he wasn't so hot.

241
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,243
Hey, you're not kidding,
are you?

242
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- Well, what happened?
- See, well...

243
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I picked this guy up
by the train station

244
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around Queen's Plaza
and Northern Boulevard.

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[man] Taxi!

246
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Taxi!

247
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- Where to?
- I don't know yet.

248
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- Just drive, okay?
- Okay.

249
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So, I'm tooling around Queens
for about 20 minutes

250
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and the next thing I know,
I'm on the 59th Street Bridge.

251
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Excuse me,
would you stop here, please?

252
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,362
What are you, crazy?

253
00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:05,060
This is a bridge.

254
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:07,758
I know. I'm going to jump off
and kill myself.

255
00:13:10,674 --> 00:13:12,458
Hey, don't do that!

256
00:13:15,287 --> 00:13:16,158
Okay.

257
00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:18,421
[horn honking]

258
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[man] Thanks.

259
00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:22,642
[Tony] It's okay.

260
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That's all there was to it?

261
00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:25,776
Yeah.

262
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He has the nerve to compare
that story with mine.

263
00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:29,780
At least I didn't take
an hour to tell it.

264
00:13:29,911 --> 00:13:31,260
- Oh, it's a lousy story.
- It is not.

265
00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:33,610
Hey, you guys,
will you knock it off.

266
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,046
It's not important.

267
00:13:35,177 --> 00:13:37,527
It doesn't matter
whose story is better.

268
00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:39,877
What matters is,
they both happened in 804.

269
00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:41,531
I got a great story.

270
00:13:41,661 --> 00:13:43,707
[Alex] Oh, come on, Louie,
not now, will ya?

271
00:13:43,838 --> 00:13:46,884
I had a guy in this cab
once when I was hacking--

272
00:13:47,015 --> 00:13:49,495
a real shrewdie,
you know what I mean?

273
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:53,586
I mean, this guy
was one tough cookie.

274
00:13:53,717 --> 00:13:55,284
- Get over!
- [tires screech]

275
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:57,416
Get over, you bum you!

276
00:13:58,548 --> 00:13:59,941
Piece of dirt.

277
00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:03,422
[man] Taxi!

278
00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:08,297
[man] All right, get in.

279
00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:11,126
Driver, I want you
to take him

280
00:14:11,256 --> 00:14:13,215
to the Walden School,
this address.

281
00:14:16,783 --> 00:14:18,916
Now, here's your luggage,
and don't lose it.

282
00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:20,048
And don't sell it.

283
00:14:20,178 --> 00:14:22,050
Yeah, yeah.

284
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,660
Here you go.
$20 ought to cover it.

285
00:14:24,835 --> 00:14:27,620
All right, now, remember:
this $600

286
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:30,841
is for food, books,
and necessities.

287
00:14:30,972 --> 00:14:32,625
It's not for gambling.

288
00:14:32,756 --> 00:14:34,323
It's not for pornography.

289
00:14:35,628 --> 00:14:37,326
It's not to purchase weapons.

290
00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:38,936
Yeah, yeah.

291
00:14:40,198 --> 00:14:41,852
You a father?

292
00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:43,375
I don't think so.

293
00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:46,683
Don't be.

294
00:14:46,813 --> 00:14:48,424
All right, we'll see you
for Thanksgiving.

295
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,121
And I'll tell your mother
you're sorry you made her cry.

296
00:14:50,252 --> 00:14:51,601
[boy] Yeah, yeah.

297
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,912
[groans]

298
00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:08,357
This is De Palma in 804.

299
00:15:08,487 --> 00:15:12,013
Taking a fare
to the Walden School...

300
00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:14,276
Central Park West.

301
00:15:14,406 --> 00:15:16,191
[dispatcher] Bully for you, De Palma.

302
00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:18,410
Two fares in five hours.

303
00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:19,890
A good day.

304
00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:23,198
Yeah, yeah.

305
00:15:23,328 --> 00:15:24,460
Who's he?

306
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,288
My dispatcher.

307
00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:27,898
All dispatchers are scum.

308
00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,030
Remember that.

309
00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:35,688
Hey, I'll give you another
20 if you let me drive.

310
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,604
What, do you think I'm crazy?

311
00:15:38,735 --> 00:15:39,954
You'd kill somebody.

312
00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:41,346
I'd lose my license.

313
00:15:41,477 --> 00:15:42,347
30?

314
00:15:42,478 --> 00:15:43,827
Okay.

315
00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:49,528
Fork it over.

316
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,055
Get in there.

317
00:15:59,408 --> 00:16:01,149
I don't need this pillow.

318
00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:10,636
You sure you know
how to do this?

319
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:11,986
You don't steal cars

320
00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:13,857
without knowing
how to drive them.

321
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:22,039
Keep it over.

322
00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:23,780
Who's driving, you or me?

323
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,438
Nice jacket you're wearing.

324
00:16:29,568 --> 00:16:31,396
It ought to be.
It's tailor-made.

325
00:16:31,527 --> 00:16:34,138
150 bucks.

326
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:35,270
Really?

327
00:16:36,749 --> 00:16:39,491
My whole outfit cost me 75.

328
00:16:39,622 --> 00:16:42,625
That includes 65
for the transistor radio.

329
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:48,761
What's it like being rich?

330
00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:50,415
What's it like being poor?

331
00:16:51,764 --> 00:16:53,766
Don't be a wise guy.

332
00:16:53,897 --> 00:16:55,812
I asked you a real question,

333
00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:58,162
trying to make
polite conversation.

334
00:16:59,642 --> 00:17:00,991
What's your mother look like?

335
00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:04,342
Like that.

336
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:11,305
Ooh... very nice.

337
00:17:11,436 --> 00:17:12,655
You don't mind if I say

338
00:17:12,785 --> 00:17:14,873
your mother's
a very attractive woman?

339
00:17:15,005 --> 00:17:18,139
Very nice bagonzas,
if you know what I mean.

340
00:17:19,227 --> 00:17:21,011
What are bagonzas?

341
00:17:21,142 --> 00:17:22,012
How old are you?

342
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,579
12.

343
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,363
Bagonzas are feet.

344
00:17:29,585 --> 00:17:30,934
Red light.

345
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:34,285
Do you really have $600 in here?

346
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:35,721
Yeah.

347
00:17:35,852 --> 00:17:37,462
Hey, you want to make a bet?

348
00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:38,637
What sort of bet?

349
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:39,812
Green.

350
00:17:41,118 --> 00:17:42,337
I don't know. All right.

351
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,730
I bet you I can say
all 50 states

352
00:17:44,861 --> 00:17:47,037
in less than a minute.

353
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:49,605
All 50 states
in less than a minute?

354
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,215
Yeah.

355
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:53,043
How much?

356
00:17:53,174 --> 00:17:54,131
A hundred.

357
00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:57,613
[laughing]

358
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,529
I can't bet a hundred bucks
with a kid.

359
00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:02,096
A rich kid?

360
00:18:02,226 --> 00:18:03,880
Good point.

361
00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:06,317
You're on.

362
00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:08,450
Let me see your hundred first.

363
00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:12,584
All right.

364
00:18:12,715 --> 00:18:15,761
I'll bet you you can't say
all 50 states

365
00:18:15,892 --> 00:18:17,894
in less than a minute.

366
00:18:18,024 --> 00:18:19,504
And I'll time you.

367
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,204
I'll tell you when to go.

368
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:24,509
All right...

369
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,554
go.

370
00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:27,730
All 50 states.

371
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:30,124
I can't believe you fell
for that old trick.

372
00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:31,690
Man, what a stiff.

373
00:18:38,306 --> 00:18:40,221
I can't believe it either.

374
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,702
Hey, you want
a chance to get even?

375
00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:46,618
I don't know. What's the bet?

376
00:18:47,706 --> 00:18:48,794
All right.

377
00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:50,535
I'll bet you another hundred

378
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:53,147
that I can tell you the score
between tonight's game

379
00:18:53,277 --> 00:18:54,757
between the Knicks
and the Celtics

380
00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:56,367
before it starts.

381
00:18:58,064 --> 00:18:59,718
Hmm...

382
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:01,764
You're going to bet me

383
00:19:01,894 --> 00:19:04,462
that you can tell me
the actual score

384
00:19:04,593 --> 00:19:07,378
of the game that's going
to be played tonight

385
00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:09,424
between
the New York Knickerbockers

386
00:19:09,554 --> 00:19:11,687
and the Boston Celtics?

387
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,211
You can tell me that score
before it starts?

388
00:19:15,212 --> 00:19:16,344
Yeah.

389
00:19:16,474 --> 00:19:17,867
You're on.

390
00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:23,960
Zero-zero.

391
00:19:31,576 --> 00:19:33,709
Boy, I wish this
was a longer trip.

392
00:19:36,668 --> 00:19:38,409
But, unfortunately, we're here.

393
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,721
Hey, you want another
chance to get even?

394
00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,855
No, thanks. No more tricks.

395
00:19:49,986 --> 00:19:51,857
No, no, this isn't a trick.

396
00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:54,773
It's a simple contest
between two men.

397
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,254
We'll see who can hold
their breath the longest.

398
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,083
No tricks, huh?

399
00:20:00,214 --> 00:20:02,216
Strictly on the level.

400
00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:03,304
You sure?

401
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:04,435
I'm sure.

402
00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:08,657
For how much?

403
00:20:08,787 --> 00:20:10,789
The whole 800.

404
00:20:13,749 --> 00:20:14,750
Do you smoke?

405
00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:18,406
Camels, unfiltered.

406
00:20:20,364 --> 00:20:21,365
You're on.

407
00:20:24,803 --> 00:20:26,718
Four, five, six, seven, eight.

408
00:20:26,849 --> 00:20:27,850
All right.

409
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,418
I'll say "One, two, three"

410
00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:32,463
and then we'll start.
All right?

411
00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:33,769
One...

412
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,553
two...

413
00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:37,860
three... Go.

414
00:21:03,494 --> 00:21:06,105
- Hey, you okay?!
- You breathed!

415
00:21:11,589 --> 00:21:13,025
Yeah.

416
00:21:22,774 --> 00:21:24,733
Hey, come on, don't cry.

417
00:21:26,343 --> 00:21:29,041
That money was supposed
to last me all year.

418
00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:31,174
Now I don't know
what I'm going to do.

419
00:21:32,871 --> 00:21:34,699
Aw, come, come here...

420
00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:36,571
aw, there, there, aw...

421
00:21:36,701 --> 00:21:39,443
easy... easy.

422
00:21:39,574 --> 00:21:42,403
You're not such
a bad little tyke after all.

423
00:21:43,665 --> 00:21:45,536
Losing this money
really puts you in a spot,

424
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:46,668
doesn't it?

425
00:21:46,798 --> 00:21:48,104
It sure does.

426
00:21:48,234 --> 00:21:51,194
Okay, okay.
There, there, there.

427
00:21:51,325 --> 00:21:53,239
All right, all right.
I'll tell you what.

428
00:21:55,329 --> 00:21:57,331
Have you learned your lesson?

429
00:21:57,461 --> 00:21:58,810
You bet I have.

430
00:22:00,116 --> 00:22:01,639
Well, then...

431
00:22:03,554 --> 00:22:04,860
here.

432
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,818
Here's $20.

433
00:22:14,173 --> 00:22:16,219
[chuckles]

434
00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:20,832
You take $600 from a child?

435
00:22:20,963 --> 00:22:22,486
You call that a great story?

436
00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:24,706
He was a monster.

437
00:22:24,836 --> 00:22:26,185
And I don't care

438
00:22:26,316 --> 00:22:29,363
if it was
an old lady's life savings.

439
00:22:29,493 --> 00:22:32,844
600 bucks is a great story.

440
00:22:36,195 --> 00:22:39,590
Hey, maybe we're all
getting upset for nothing.

441
00:22:39,721 --> 00:22:43,072
I mean, we don't know for sure
that 804 is totaled.

442
00:22:44,378 --> 00:22:45,901
Maybe it was
just a fender bender.

443
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,294
Hi, everybody.

444
00:22:48,425 --> 00:22:49,513
I'm fine.

445
00:22:51,341 --> 00:22:53,038
Hey, everything's all right.

446
00:22:53,169 --> 00:22:54,562
I'm fine.

447
00:23:15,017 --> 00:23:18,324
[man] Next week, more memories
of Cab 804.

448
00:23:20,196 --> 00:23:21,458
- Stop the cab!
- What for?

449
00:23:21,589 --> 00:23:22,807
We've skipped phase two.
We're too late.

450
00:23:22,938 --> 00:23:24,418
- We'retoo late?
- Oh, my gosh,

451
00:23:24,548 --> 00:23:25,984
she's having the baby.

452
00:23:26,115 --> 00:23:27,464
She's still contracting.

453
00:23:27,595 --> 00:23:28,813
This is it, this is the baby.

454
00:23:28,944 --> 00:23:30,075
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, listen...

455
00:23:30,206 --> 00:23:31,729
This is cab 804.

456
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:33,209
I'm going to be a little late.

457
00:23:33,339 --> 00:23:35,690
I have an out-of-town fare.

458
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:38,170
[Louie] Good. How late will you be?

459
00:23:38,301 --> 00:23:39,955
Don't wait up.

460
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,870
804'S about to go
under the wrench.

461
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,262
I can fix it.

462
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,484
So, would you spend
the night with me tonight?

463
00:23:52,054 --> 00:23:52,968
Hey! What about her?

464
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,056
You'll have to take over.

465
00:23:54,186 --> 00:23:55,187
Me?!

466
00:23:55,318 --> 00:23:56,885
Mm-hmm.

467
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,236
I quit.

468
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,723
[theme music playing]

469
00:24:32,703 --> 00:24:34,357
[woman] Night, Mr. Walters.

470
00:24:34,488 --> 00:24:35,619
[grunts]