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Previously on "Dallas."
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Oh, Bobby, she's gotta live.
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If Cliff dies, I don't think
I'll ever be able to marry you.
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Good morning.
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J.R., you will be the laughing
stock of Texas.
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- You little bastard!
- Get off!
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Gone.
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Everybody gone.
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To hell with them.
To hell with all of them.
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They all ran out and left me.
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They don't give a damn
if I'm dead or alive.
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I think they'd all be happier
if I'd never been...
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...a part of the Ewing family.
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They'd be happier if there'd
never been a J.R. Ewing,
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that's for damned sure.
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Well...
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...maybe I should
just do myself in.
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Boy, they'd be sorry.
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[male] Nobody could be
as sorry as you.
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You are really pitiful.
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- What?
- Up here.
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That's right.
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Who are you? What the hell
are you doing up there?
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Forgive me for interrupting,
I just couldn't help it...
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but you were
about to kill yourself.
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What are you, a burglar or
something? Put your hands up.
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No, I'm not a burglar.
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The only thing I'm interested
in here is you, pal.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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Would you please
stop using that word?
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Get your hands up, boy.
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The thing is,
I was just passing by,
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...more or less,
when I heard you mumbling...
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...something about
people being happier...
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...if there'd
never been a J.R. Ewing.
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Well, personally,
I think that's true.
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But it's not my call.
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Anyway, uh, I think you were
about to do yourself in.
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So I'll just wait here
while you finish the job.
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Listen, you little windbag,
get your hands up...
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...or I'll blow your ears off.
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You're not
gonna be easy, are you?
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I know we're in Texas...
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...and I know you lived
here all your life but...
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...do you have any idea
means?
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How did that shot miss you?
And how did you get down here?
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What's going on here, anyhow?
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You didn't answer my question.
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You probably don't know,
so I'll tell you.
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A schmuck is someone
who owns the goose...
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...who lays the golden eggs
and cooks it for dinner...
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Hey, are you from back east
or something?
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You sure ain't
from around here.
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That certainly is true.
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Eh. I'm tired
of all this talk,
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you little runt.
Now, who are you?
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Who am I? A name. A name.
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What's in a name?
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A rose, by any other name,
would smell as sweet...
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...but if it'll make you
feel better,
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you can call me... Adam?
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Hmm. Yeah, call me Adam.
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That has a nice ring to it.
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But back to business.
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In a sense...
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...I'm your golden goose.
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Oh, boy, you are a weirdo.
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And you got about a minute
to get off Southfork.
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If you'd stop
being pig-headed,
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I've something
to talk to you about.
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So listen carefully.
What I'm about to offer you...
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...is the opportunity
of a lifetime,
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...but it expires soon,
and will not be offered again.
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Here's the deal.
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Why don't we find out...
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...if indeed
the world would have been...
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...a better place...
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...if there had
never been a J.R. Ewing?
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How's that for an offer?
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I know who you are.
You're a wacko...
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...that escaped
from a mental institution.
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I don't know
how you ended up here.
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I'll call the boys
with the straitjackets...
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...and have them pick you up.
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You know all about
mental institutions...
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...and straitjackets,
don't you?
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- How do you know about that?
- I know everything about you.
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My boss has been intrigued
by you for a long time.
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When he heard you were
at the end of your rope,
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he sent me to talk to you.
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Oh, yeah?
What are you gonna tell me?
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That you're some sort of
an apprentice angel...
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...and I'm your good deed,
huh? [laughs]
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Hmm. You've got it upside down
and backwards...
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...but in essence,
that's about it.
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[laughs] Boy, you are crazy.
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You expect me to believe that?
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Don't believe. Kill yourself.
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But then you'll never know
what I can show you.
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Will you?
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Well, all right.
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Let's say I'm just drunk
enough to go along with you.
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How about a little proof, huh?
Hmm?
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Why don't you give me a sign?
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I don't do shtick.
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But suppose I know things
about you...
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...that no outsider could.
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Like what?
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Like how about
James moving back east...
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...with Debra Lynn and Jimmy?
John Ross dumping you...
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...to live in England
with his mother?
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Uh, Miss Ellie
giving Southfork to Bobby,
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letting Cally get away
with your child.
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How's that for starters?
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Plus, of course,
Sly quit to get married...
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...and Phyllis told you
to shove your job.
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And now you're all alone
at Ewing and Ewing.
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- Good, huh?
- If you're so damned smart.
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How come you didn't
mention the fact...
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...Cliff Barnes
now owns Ewing Oil?
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What Ewing Oil?
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Without you, Ewing Oil
would no longer exist.
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Oh, of course it would,
with or without me.
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My daddy founded that company.
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That's true.
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But it's what happened to it
that's interesting.
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Why don't I ever get
someone like that...
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...instead of the J.R.s
of the world?
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- How did you do this?
- Do what?
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Well, uh, get us here.
Where the hell are we?
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You do like that word.
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Well... Um...
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Uh, say, miss, can you tell me
where I am, please?
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Hello?
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[sighs] She acts like
I'm not even here.
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Bingo.
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Why don't you just look
on this as sort of...
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...a metaphysical trip...
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...where we're here,
but we're not really?
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And since you never existed,
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how can anyone
see or hear you?
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Well, metaphysical or not,
where are we?
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This is Ewing Oil.
Or at least,
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we're in what used to be
the Ewing Oil building.
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When the company
went bankrupt,
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this insurance company
took it over.
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Bankrupt?
What are you talking about?
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Well, without you,
Gary was the oldest brother.
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When Jock retired, he turned
the company over to him.
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Daddy would never
do anything that dumb.
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But he did.
Miss Ellie wanted it that way.
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Gary was always her favorite.
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Unfortunately, Gary wasn't cut
out for the oil business...
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...and inside
of a couple of years...
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...the company went belly up.
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What that must have done
to Daddy.
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[Adam] He just couldn't take the loss
of the company.
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You mean Daddy killed himself?
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Well, the coroner
said natural causes...
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...but the coroner was a good
friend of your mama's.
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Ahh. Poor Mama.
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She loved your daddy
so much...
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...she died of a broken heart
a couple of years later.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Mama's alive and well,
and married to that...
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...idiot Clayton Farlow.
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[chuckles] You just don't get it, do you?
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She never met Clayton Farlow.
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She just couldn't face life
without Jock.
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To the end, blamed herself
for talking him...
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...into giving Gary
the company.
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[sighs] Gary, that punk.
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I hope he ended up
on a junk pile somewhere.
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Look at this. These socks
cost me $40 a pair.
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- I know that, Mr. Ewing.
- They've got a run in them.
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Is that how
to take care of my things?
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I'm very sorry, Mr. Ewing.
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Sorry doesn't feed
the bulldog.
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Get me another pair.
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You scum.
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You put Mama and Daddy
into the ground...
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...living in this
playboy mansion.
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How'd he get all this money?
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[Adam] He's a lawyer, of course.
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But not just a lawyer.
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A Beverly Hills lawyer.
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Oh, how did he
ever get to be a lawyer?
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Well, he graduated from UT,
passed the Texas bar...
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...had a good business going
when Jock left him Ewing Oil.
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- Good, give Mr. Kingdom--
- Good lawyer,
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but he's a lousy oilman.
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- Yes?
- Mrs. Kingdom is here.
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Ah. Send her in.
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- Alice, my dear, come in.
- Oh, Gary,
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you've got to do something.
The man is a beast.
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Oh, what's he done now?
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He's cut off my credit.
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All the shops.
I've never been so humiliated.
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Well, we'll make him pay.
You can be sure of that.
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He hasn't been late with the
interim support money?
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No.
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But how am I supposed
to get by...
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...without being able
to keep my wardrobe up?
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We'll get more.
Don't you worry,
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and we're gonna be
in court soon.
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He'll wish he'd been
nicer to you.
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Well, thank God...
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...I have you by my side.
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- You make me feel so safe.
- Oh.
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I wish you were there with me
to comfort me at night.
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It gets so lonely.
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Well, Alice...
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He never married, you know.
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Without you
to drive him off Southfork,
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he never met Valene.
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Never had Lucy.
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He's just a poor,
happy bachelor.
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[sighs] Where the hell
is the justice in that?
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Yes?
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[female] Mr. Kingdom
and Miss Lawrence are here.
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Good. Send them in.
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Now, don't say a word.
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Don't get in an argument,
and let me do all the talking.
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I can't stand that witch
he has for an attorney.
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He's probably
making it with her.
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Just let me do
all the talking.
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All right. [sighs]
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- Miss Lawrence.
- Mr. Ewing.
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[Gary] Mr. Kingdom.
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- Shall we get right to it?
- Yes, why don't we? I--
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No. I'd like to say something
about Mrs. Kingdom's behavior.
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Her behavior?
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You piker, you.
How could you do that to me?
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- Do what?
- Emilio's, yesterday.
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I was trying on a new outfit,
and you cut off my credit.
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Buy more clothes, have to turn
into twins to wear them.
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You cheap, rotten--
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- Cheap? Me?
- Yes, you.
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Before you married me,
the only words you knew...
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...were "Attention,
K-mart shoppers."
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That's it. I don't need this.
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I'm gonna kill you right here.
I never--
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[Alice] You make me sick
to my stomach. I'll kill you.
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It looks like he earns
his money,
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- I'll say.
- It does get better.
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[Alice] I never liked you. I--
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I think we'll give up
our demand...
248
00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:58,877
...for the Palm Springs house.
249
00:16:58,878 --> 00:17:00,880
But I'm gonna want
something in return.
250
00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:05,218
She can keep
the Palm Springs house...
251
00:17:05,219 --> 00:17:10,321
...if she drops the alimony
to 10,000 a month.
252
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:12,924
Or a flat settlement
of 2 million.
253
00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:15,928
Plus the Mercedes,
plus the New York apartment.
254
00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:20,398
In return,
she relinquishes all claim...
255
00:17:20,399 --> 00:17:22,867
...to the Bel Air house,
the Malibu house,
256
00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:24,803
and the place in Aspen.
257
00:17:25,638 --> 00:17:27,672
I think we can live with that.
258
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,275
- Then it's done.
- And done again.
259
00:17:30,276 --> 00:17:32,544
We'll see about again.
260
00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:34,947
Well, why don't we?
261
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,986
Well, he's a Ewing,
that's for sure.
262
00:17:41,987 --> 00:17:45,857
If you're gonna cut a deal,
that's the best place for it.
263
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:48,126
You're just gonna
sit there and watch?
264
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:51,729
- You got a better idea?
- I thought we'd catch some TV.
265
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:54,465
- You're kidding.
- Au contraire.
266
00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:56,701
There's something on
I think even you will like.
267
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,870
While the luxury tax was
intended to be a burden...
268
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,706
...borne only by the
very wealthy, it has had...
269
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,908
...an unexpected side effect
throwing thousands...
270
00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:05,910
...of blue-collar workers
jobless...
271
00:18:05,911 --> 00:18:08,813
...including those
who built the yachts.
272
00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:10,949
- It has had--
- What's she doing on TV?
273
00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,350
Looks gorgeous, doesn't she?
274
00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:14,519
Is this some kind of a joke?
275
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:18,122
No. She's one of the most
successful people...
276
00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:19,824
...in daytime television.
277
00:18:19,825 --> 00:18:21,693
Including those--
278
00:18:21,694 --> 00:18:23,628
You expect me to believe that?
279
00:18:23,629 --> 00:18:25,296
It doesn't matter
what you believe.
280
00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:28,100
She's worked long
and hard for this.
281
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:34,106
- Oh, don't answer it.
- No, I'd better.
282
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,542
Oh, I can't--
I can't concentrate...
283
00:18:37,543 --> 00:18:39,177
...with this thing ringing.
284
00:18:39,178 --> 00:18:41,279
Ahh. Hello?
285
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,817
Jason, why are you
calling me at this hour?
286
00:18:45,818 --> 00:18:49,520
No, I'm not gonna be in Dallas
for the presentation.
287
00:18:49,521 --> 00:18:53,758
Well, what do I care
if it's your big day?
288
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,262
No, Jason, look,
as far as I'm concerned,
289
00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:57,929
you're a selfish
little jerk...
290
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:01,200
...and the world's
worst excuse for a brother.
291
00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:06,337
Jason? Who the hell is Jason?
292
00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:08,239
Good evening, Mr. Ewing.
293
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,041
Congratulations
on your big night.
294
00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:13,445
Thank you, darling.
It's about time too.
295
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,914
Would you believe it?
296
00:19:16,915 --> 00:19:19,283
Nobody from the family's
gonna show up.
297
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,419
I can't imagine why.
298
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,888
That's him.
299
00:19:23,889 --> 00:19:26,791
Well, I know you told me
a lot of things changed...
300
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,793
...but there was
never another brother.
301
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,663
How many sons
did Jock and Miss Ellie have?
302
00:19:31,664 --> 00:19:34,699
- Three.
- Mmm. Well, without you,
303
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,602
Gary was
the oldest, then Bobby...
304
00:19:37,603 --> 00:19:40,338
...and then came Jason.
305
00:19:40,339 --> 00:19:42,206
He's quite a piece of work.
306
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:44,475
Hey, hey, the man of the hour.
307
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,878
Our hero. The bringer
of affordable housing...
308
00:19:46,879 --> 00:19:48,813
- ...to the great unwashed.
- Just as long...
309
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,982
...as they've got
their 10 percent down.
310
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,117
Uh, got a couple minutes?
We can talk a little business?
311
00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:55,253
Always. I hope it's better...
312
00:19:55,254 --> 00:19:57,522
...than the last deal
you had for me.
313
00:19:57,523 --> 00:20:00,958
Five hundred an acre
for that damn swampland?
314
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,027
On which you built
2,000 houses.
315
00:20:03,028 --> 00:20:05,196
Which, thank the Lord,
haven't begun to sink yet.
316
00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:08,032
Not my problem.
I'm out of that one, boys.
317
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:11,769
Although I did like the name.
Lakeview Estates.
318
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,238
It does have a ring to it.
Amuse yourself, girls.
319
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:17,475
We're gonna talk
some business.
320
00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:19,477
Lakeview Estates.
321
00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:22,114
Mud Flats
would have been better.
322
00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:25,885
You still seeing
that car salesman?
323
00:20:25,886 --> 00:20:28,786
Wait a minute.
You don't call someone...
324
00:20:28,787 --> 00:20:31,890
who deals in Rolls-Royces
a car salesman.
325
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,496
Isn't it about time
you tried it?
326
00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:43,602
Well, now, if I did,
I sure wouldn't talk about it.
327
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:47,271
Does that mean
you have or haven't?
328
00:20:47,272 --> 00:20:51,877
That means...
I want another drink.
329
00:20:57,182 --> 00:20:59,684
He's your brother, all right.
Look at what he's married to,
330
00:20:59,685 --> 00:21:02,453
and he's out chasing
all over town.
331
00:21:02,454 --> 00:21:05,456
Folks, folks, friends,
332
00:21:05,457 --> 00:21:09,026
customers, lend me your ears.
333
00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:12,663
It's time for the reason we've
all assembled here tonight.
334
00:21:12,664 --> 00:21:15,933
To pay homage to
our good friend Jason Ewing.
335
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:18,569
And to honor him
for his last...
336
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,606
...and his biggest development
in East Dallas...
337
00:21:21,607 --> 00:21:24,609
...Whispering Pines.
Jason Ewing.
338
00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:27,645
Whispering Pines.
339
00:21:27,646 --> 00:21:32,049
To the lucky buyers,
it's known as Stink City.
340
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:34,352
He built it
on an old garbage dump.
341
00:21:34,353 --> 00:21:35,987
Of course,
he got the land cheap.
342
00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:39,023
He's a disgrace
to the Ewing name.
343
00:21:39,024 --> 00:21:42,960
I hope Bobby kicked
his butt off Southfork.
344
00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:45,496
Even the thought of him
living there hurts me.
345
00:21:45,497 --> 00:21:46,964
- What are we doing here?
- I thought you'd like...
346
00:21:46,965 --> 00:21:49,167
...to see Jason's
first development.
347
00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:51,135
He made his fortune on this.
348
00:21:51,136 --> 00:21:53,004
So what?
349
00:21:53,005 --> 00:21:56,240
- Doesn't it look familiar?
- Wait a minute.
350
00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:59,076
I don't even drive
through places like this.
351
00:21:59,077 --> 00:22:00,678
After Miss Ellie died,
352
00:22:00,679 --> 00:22:03,714
Jason managed
to maneuver Bobby and Gary...
353
00:22:03,715 --> 00:22:06,250
...out of their shares
of Southfork.
354
00:22:06,251 --> 00:22:08,886
Wait a minute.
That hustler owns Southfork?
355
00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:10,755
- Is that what you're saying?
- Not exactly.
356
00:22:10,756 --> 00:22:13,858
He didn't feel the same way
about it that you did.
357
00:22:13,859 --> 00:22:16,794
[sighs] Are you telling me...?
358
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:20,131
[Adam] This is Southfork.
359
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,600
Doesn't look the same,
does it?
360
00:22:22,601 --> 00:22:24,937
Well, Jason never
was one for sentiment.
361
00:22:26,572 --> 00:22:28,641
So he turned it into this.
362
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,379
It's almost impossible
for me to believe...
363
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:36,514
...that it's been 10 years.
364
00:22:36,515 --> 00:22:39,283
Ten of the best years
of my life.
365
00:22:39,284 --> 00:22:41,352
Now, I'm not saying
that getting up at 4:00...
366
00:22:41,353 --> 00:22:43,321
...in the morning and going
to work in the dark...
367
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:46,225
...is my idea of heaven,
368
00:22:46,892 --> 00:22:48,559
...but it's time
for me to move on...
369
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,296
...to the other things
in my life.
370
00:22:52,297 --> 00:22:54,665
It's time to pass
the old hourglass...
371
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,234
...over to my successor.
372
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,538
I know you,
our faithful watchers,
373
00:23:00,539 --> 00:23:02,808
will come to admire and...
374
00:23:05,878 --> 00:23:09,347
...yes, love,
Kimberly Kavanaugh...
375
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,549
...just the way those of us
who have worked with her...
376
00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:13,452
...these last six months do.
377
00:23:14,052 --> 00:23:19,156
And so, until we meet again
on my network specials...
378
00:23:19,157 --> 00:23:22,026
...God bless
and care for all of you.
379
00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:24,263
And we're out.
380
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:32,771
Wait.
381
00:23:34,907 --> 00:23:37,208
Thank you so much
for what you said.
382
00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,944
I could hardly
keep from crying.
383
00:23:39,945 --> 00:23:42,680
And I just want you to know,
as hard as it is...
384
00:23:42,681 --> 00:23:45,082
...I'm gonna do my best
to fill your shoes.
385
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:48,519
Just as long as your bra
stays filled, honey,
386
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,789
you won't have to worry
about the shoes.
387
00:23:51,323 --> 00:23:53,257
I don't use padding.
388
00:23:53,258 --> 00:23:55,360
Just between the ears.
389
00:23:56,161 --> 00:23:58,362
I hope you know
how to read the news...
390
00:23:58,363 --> 00:24:00,097
...on your back, Kimberly.
391
00:24:00,098 --> 00:24:02,667
I heard that's where you were
when you got the job.
392
00:24:02,668 --> 00:24:04,769
[laughs] That's the way
to go, Sue Ellen.
393
00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:07,705
She's got a lot of fire,
hasn't she? Proud of you.
394
00:24:07,706 --> 00:24:09,307
[male] Cut. It's wonderful.
395
00:24:09,308 --> 00:24:12,444
- Okay, let's move to Stage 4.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
396
00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:17,481
Sue Ellen, I'm gonna
miss you so much.
397
00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:20,017
This won't be the last time
we see each other.
398
00:24:20,018 --> 00:24:22,153
Well, I thought
you were going to L.A.
399
00:24:22,154 --> 00:24:24,455
I'll be back.
New York is my home.
400
00:24:24,456 --> 00:24:27,191
Well, how about that.
Your last day on the show...
401
00:24:27,192 --> 00:24:28,559
...and your last scene.
402
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,794
The old soap
won't be the same...
403
00:24:29,795 --> 00:24:31,629
- ...without you.
- Thank you.
404
00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:33,232
Well, I've gotta change.
405
00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:35,099
I've got
the shower scene next.
406
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,435
- Oh, we'll sneak in.
- Bye.
407
00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:41,405
[laughs] I'll see you both
before I leave.
408
00:24:41,406 --> 00:24:43,107
What's going on?
409
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:46,544
Top of the World.
It's my favorite show.
410
00:24:46,545 --> 00:24:49,013
Sue Ellen's been on it
for years.
411
00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:51,482
Playing the part
of a newscaster.
412
00:24:51,483 --> 00:24:53,118
They love her.
413
00:24:59,658 --> 00:25:02,093
What's with the pills?
What are they?
414
00:25:02,094 --> 00:25:03,862
[Adam] Aspirin. What do you think?
415
00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:08,032
[male] You decent?
It's your ever-loving agent.
416
00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:09,468
Come in.
417
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,473
Sue Ellen!
418
00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:18,743
Babe, you were wonderful.
419
00:25:18,744 --> 00:25:21,112
You practically
brought tears to my eyes.
420
00:25:21,113 --> 00:25:22,748
Really?
421
00:25:23,248 --> 00:25:26,918
Would I lie? Where do you
want me to put these?
422
00:25:29,721 --> 00:25:30,821
Anywhere.
423
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,890
So how's it feel?
424
00:25:32,891 --> 00:25:34,992
You all ready
for the big new career?
425
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,261
- The sooner, the better.
- Good, good.
426
00:25:37,262 --> 00:25:39,897
Because Monday, you fly out
to meet the director.
427
00:25:39,898 --> 00:25:41,900
When do we get the script?
428
00:25:43,068 --> 00:25:46,638
Well, they'll, uh, have some
pages for you by the weekend.
429
00:25:47,372 --> 00:25:50,075
Oh, pages?
Why not the whole script?
430
00:25:50,809 --> 00:25:54,346
Well, see, the thing is,
they, uh...
431
00:25:55,814 --> 00:25:57,416
they want you to test.
432
00:26:01,219 --> 00:26:02,287
Test?
433
00:26:09,428 --> 00:26:12,897
Well, I thought they knew me.
That they wanted me.
434
00:26:12,898 --> 00:26:14,765
Oh. They do, baby,
they do, they do.
435
00:26:14,766 --> 00:26:16,333
But see, there's
this new director...
436
00:26:16,334 --> 00:26:18,669
...and he's really
not quite sure, you know.
437
00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:20,472
Well, he has seen my work?
438
00:26:21,073 --> 00:26:24,175
Well, actually,
the thing is he, uh--
439
00:26:24,176 --> 00:26:27,011
He's kind of young. He doesn't
really know from soap operas.
440
00:26:27,012 --> 00:26:29,313
So show him some tapes.
441
00:26:29,314 --> 00:26:31,749
There's gotta be years of that
stuff around here.
442
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:34,385
Look, babe. He wants a test.
443
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:35,853
Okay? He's not quite sure
of himself.
444
00:26:35,854 --> 00:26:37,956
He wants to see you on film.
445
00:26:39,091 --> 00:26:42,026
Hey, look, a lot of big stars,
and I'm talking big...
446
00:26:42,027 --> 00:26:43,861
...will do a test.
447
00:26:43,862 --> 00:26:45,497
It'll be okay.
448
00:26:53,672 --> 00:26:57,842
All right. I suppose so.
449
00:26:57,843 --> 00:27:00,911
[Jeff] Good.
450
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:04,215
Will I, um,
have the day with him?
451
00:27:04,216 --> 00:27:06,919
Mmm...
452
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:10,221
Well, how many people
is he testing?
453
00:27:12,057 --> 00:27:15,360
- How many, Jeff?
- Not many.
454
00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:18,095
Ten, 12.
455
00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:19,563
You want me to go
on a cattle call?
456
00:27:19,564 --> 00:27:21,265
[Jeff] Now, don't look at it
that way.
457
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:25,002
No? Well, how am I supposed
to look at it?
458
00:27:25,003 --> 00:27:27,004
You're the one that told me
to leave the show.
459
00:27:27,005 --> 00:27:29,240
Because you told me
that picture was guaranteed,
460
00:27:29,241 --> 00:27:31,742
that I was set.
461
00:27:31,743 --> 00:27:33,844
That's not quite what I said.
462
00:27:33,845 --> 00:27:36,480
And that it was
a great career move.
463
00:27:36,481 --> 00:27:39,751
- Did you say that too?
- [Jeff] Well, you know--
464
00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:46,323
I know that you are a creepy
little snake that lied.
465
00:27:46,324 --> 00:27:50,662
And there is no way that I am
going out there to test.
466
00:27:51,163 --> 00:27:55,432
[sighs] You know,
everybody's right. Everybody.
467
00:27:55,433 --> 00:27:58,969
You are a difficult
little bitch to work with.
468
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:02,474
You don't know
the meaning of the word yet.
469
00:28:04,042 --> 00:28:06,010
Now, get out of here.
470
00:28:06,011 --> 00:28:07,880
That's the way to go,
Sue Ellen.
471
00:28:07,881 --> 00:28:10,482
Tell that slimeball off.
472
00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:17,155
He wants Jackie Bisset anyway.
473
00:28:26,064 --> 00:28:28,098
I knew it.
She's gonna hit the bottle.
474
00:28:28,099 --> 00:28:30,201
Never could take a setback.
475
00:28:30,202 --> 00:28:33,439
- You pushed her over the edge.
- No, no. She's weak.
476
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,139
She had no guts
when I married her.
477
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:36,907
She came out of it,
didn't she?
478
00:28:36,908 --> 00:28:39,310
Yeah. 'Cause I gave her
the strength.
479
00:28:39,311 --> 00:28:41,280
Maybe she had
her own strength.
480
00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,951
- Who is it?
- [male] Nobody important.
481
00:28:46,952 --> 00:28:48,587
Just your husband.
482
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,890
She's married?
483
00:28:52,891 --> 00:28:56,595
Disappointed? Wait.
484
00:28:57,596 --> 00:29:00,831
- Hi. [laughs]
- Oh, am I glad to see you.
485
00:29:00,832 --> 00:29:02,634
Are you?
486
00:29:04,436 --> 00:29:07,871
Oh, it can't be.
It's Nick Pierce.
487
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:10,441
He died when he fell off
the balcony.
488
00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:13,377
Dummy, dummy, dummy.
He never met you.
489
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:15,746
He moved to New York
instead of Dallas.
490
00:29:15,747 --> 00:29:19,083
He's alive and well. Look.
491
00:29:19,084 --> 00:29:21,119
I don't wanna. I don't wanna.
492
00:29:30,428 --> 00:29:33,464
Well, that was
some little kiss.
493
00:29:33,465 --> 00:29:35,434
Maybe I should
lock the door, huh?
494
00:29:35,435 --> 00:29:38,970
- No.
- I can wait until tonight.
495
00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:42,940
All right. [laughs]
496
00:29:42,941 --> 00:29:45,142
These looked much better
before I walked in.
497
00:29:45,143 --> 00:29:48,479
They're beautiful. Thank you.
498
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,382
Sue Ellen, don't tell me
somebody's beating my time.
499
00:29:51,383 --> 00:29:56,587
Oh. My wonderful, uh,
ex-agent brought them to me.
500
00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:58,422
- Ex-agent?
- Mmm.
501
00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,724
Sounds ominous.
502
00:30:00,725 --> 00:30:02,726
What happened?
503
00:30:02,727 --> 00:30:05,596
- That film he promised?
- Mm-hmm.
504
00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:07,264
It's a crock.
505
00:30:07,265 --> 00:30:09,434
A crock?
506
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:15,639
Oh. That's nice.
That's sympathy.
507
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,776
- No, no, it's funny. [laughs]
- Why?
508
00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:22,379
Uh, because I took six months
leave of absence...
509
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,382
...to be out there with you.
510
00:30:25,917 --> 00:30:28,486
- You didn't.
- Yes, I did.
511
00:30:30,922 --> 00:30:34,425
[sighs] And now I'm a failure.
512
00:30:34,426 --> 00:30:36,128
Are you disappointed in me?
513
00:30:36,129 --> 00:30:38,662
Disappointed? Sweetheart,
514
00:30:38,663 --> 00:30:40,564
I am the happiest man
in the world.
515
00:30:40,565 --> 00:30:42,399
I was sick and tired
of you getting up...
516
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,770
...every morning at 4:00 and
coming to this dumb studio.
517
00:30:47,439 --> 00:30:48,906
You know, to be really honest,
518
00:30:48,907 --> 00:30:51,410
I didn't want you
to do that film.
519
00:30:52,410 --> 00:30:54,445
Why didn't you say anything?
520
00:30:54,446 --> 00:30:58,115
Because I knew you wanted it.
521
00:30:58,116 --> 00:31:02,120
And whatever makes you happy
makes me happy.
522
00:31:02,854 --> 00:31:04,789
- That's why.
- Oh.
523
00:31:10,261 --> 00:31:12,930
Why don't we go home
and make each other happy?
524
00:31:12,931 --> 00:31:15,733
Right now?
525
00:31:15,734 --> 00:31:18,602
Mmm.
526
00:31:18,603 --> 00:31:20,238
Twisting my arm.
527
00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:26,510
I don't believe it.
528
00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:29,481
That she was happy
without ever having met you?
529
00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:33,517
We had something she'd
never had with any other man.
530
00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:37,122
That's right. Misery. Pain.
531
00:31:38,456 --> 00:31:40,991
And good times.
532
00:31:40,992 --> 00:31:43,527
You have the world's
worst memory.
533
00:31:43,528 --> 00:31:45,796
Sue Ellen was obviously
going to be all right...
534
00:31:45,797 --> 00:31:50,535
...whether J.R. Ewing
existed or not.
535
00:31:54,606 --> 00:31:56,340
[Adam] But you did exist.
And Sue Ellen is now...
536
00:31:56,341 --> 00:31:58,375
...living happily in England
with her new husband...
537
00:31:58,376 --> 00:32:00,477
...and John Ross by her side.
538
00:32:00,478 --> 00:32:02,413
Interesting, though,
without you...
539
00:32:02,414 --> 00:32:04,483
...there wouldn't be
a John Ross, or a Christopher,
540
00:32:04,484 --> 00:32:07,050
or a James or a little Jimmy.
541
00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:08,886
You would never have
met Vanessa...
542
00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:12,389
...and the Ewing name
has almost ceased to exist.
543
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:14,124
Well, what are you
talking about?
544
00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:17,895
Well, Jason and Gary have
no children, or won't have.
545
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:21,832
Only Bobby
is carrying on the Ewing name.
546
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:24,034
Well, I bet Bobby's okay.
547
00:32:24,035 --> 00:32:25,702
Well, he's so damn pure,
548
00:32:25,703 --> 00:32:28,639
couldn't matter to him
if I was his brother or not.
549
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,274
You know what happens
when you throw a pebble...
550
00:32:30,275 --> 00:32:31,675
...in a still pond?
551
00:32:31,676 --> 00:32:33,277
It makes a ripple,
and eventually,
552
00:32:33,278 --> 00:32:36,180
that ripple touches
everything around it.
553
00:32:36,181 --> 00:32:38,315
Why don't you just think
of yourself as a pebble?
554
00:32:38,316 --> 00:32:41,218
Right, I'm a pebble.
And what about Bobby?
555
00:32:41,219 --> 00:32:42,953
Let's go see him. Where is he?
556
00:32:42,954 --> 00:32:44,455
He's living in Las Vegas.
557
00:32:44,456 --> 00:32:46,825
- [J.R.] Las Vegas?
- [Adam] Uh-huh.
558
00:32:49,194 --> 00:32:52,029
- Aah!
- We've got you. We've got you.
559
00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:53,664
- You're down.
- Touchdown.
560
00:32:53,665 --> 00:32:56,867
No touchdown, no touchdown.
You're right. Oh.
561
00:32:56,868 --> 00:32:59,738
You guys are getting too big.
I used to win all the time.
562
00:32:59,739 --> 00:33:01,772
That was some
neat tackle, right?
563
00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:05,509
Oh, yeah, yeah, that was
some neat tackle. Mwah.
564
00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:07,511
- I'm hungry, Daddy.
- Me too.
565
00:33:07,512 --> 00:33:09,546
Can we get some ice cream
or something?
566
00:33:09,547 --> 00:33:12,015
Oh, it's getting
too close to dinner.
567
00:33:12,016 --> 00:33:14,651
I don't want your mom yelling
because you don't eat.
568
00:33:14,652 --> 00:33:16,520
Come on, Dad.
569
00:33:16,521 --> 00:33:17,856
Please?
570
00:33:19,591 --> 00:33:21,358
All right.
571
00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:23,126
But don't tell your mom.
572
00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:25,028
And promise me
you'll eat your dinner.
573
00:33:25,029 --> 00:33:27,464
We will. Honest.
574
00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:29,033
Yeah, come on. Help me up.
575
00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:35,105
Good, good, good.
That's good, they work.
576
00:33:35,106 --> 00:33:36,573
Can we do this again tomorrow?
577
00:33:36,574 --> 00:33:38,275
- Yeah, we'll try.
- Okay.
578
00:33:38,276 --> 00:33:39,643
You get one thing.
579
00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:41,545
- What do you want?
- Chocolate.
580
00:33:41,546 --> 00:33:43,280
- Chocolate.
- Vanilla.
581
00:33:43,281 --> 00:33:45,749
- Vanilla. What about you?
- Lemon popsicle.
582
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,552
Ha, ha! Okay.
583
00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:56,059
Three kids. He's a lucky man.
584
00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:58,262
J.R., Ellie and Bobby Jr.
585
00:33:58,263 --> 00:34:00,766
- Nice kids.
- J.R.?
586
00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:03,500
After his father.
587
00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:06,938
What would the Ewing family be
without a J.R.?
588
00:34:08,406 --> 00:34:10,173
Good old Bobby.
589
00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:12,209
Still everybody's
all-American.
590
00:34:12,210 --> 00:34:16,548
Even all-Americans graduate.
See?
591
00:34:21,819 --> 00:34:23,186
Hi.
592
00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:25,822
- Hi, Mom.
- Mommy.
593
00:34:25,823 --> 00:34:28,892
- Hey, guys. How was your day?
- Hey.
594
00:34:28,893 --> 00:34:30,994
Wait in the car.
I wanna talk to your dad.
595
00:34:30,995 --> 00:34:33,865
- Okay. Bye, Dad.
- Bye, Dad, see you next week.
596
00:34:34,832 --> 00:34:37,434
You didn't have to come.
I was gonna drop them.
597
00:34:37,435 --> 00:34:40,137
I just wanted to talk to you
for a minute.
598
00:34:40,138 --> 00:34:42,406
Annie, I know
what you're gonna say.
599
00:34:42,407 --> 00:34:44,575
Bobby, you're two months
behind in alimony...
600
00:34:44,576 --> 00:34:46,178
...and the support
for the kids.
601
00:34:46,179 --> 00:34:47,477
What do you want me to do?
602
00:34:47,478 --> 00:34:49,380
Annie, I know!
603
00:34:51,516 --> 00:34:54,552
Things have been rough lately.
604
00:34:55,019 --> 00:34:56,621
Can't pick any winners?
605
00:34:59,991 --> 00:35:01,625
Look, I don't wanna fight.
606
00:35:01,626 --> 00:35:04,027
I know you care,
but costs a lot of money...
607
00:35:04,028 --> 00:35:05,763
...and I need help.
608
00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:09,299
I'll get the money.
I'll get it.
609
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,935
Soon, Bobby.
610
00:35:11,936 --> 00:35:14,137
Look, I'm sorry your life
is such a mess.
611
00:35:14,138 --> 00:35:16,173
But in a couple of days,
you're gonna be hearing...
612
00:35:16,174 --> 00:35:17,809
...from my lawyer.
613
00:35:21,112 --> 00:35:22,980
And don't even think about
seeing the kids...
614
00:35:22,981 --> 00:35:24,783
...until you square things.
615
00:35:32,690 --> 00:35:34,558
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye, Dad.
616
00:35:34,559 --> 00:35:36,461
[little J.R.] Bye, Dad. See you next week.
617
00:35:42,967 --> 00:35:45,869
Now, I know
this one's not happening.
618
00:35:45,870 --> 00:35:48,238
That's not Bobby.
At least not the Bobby I know.
619
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,008
It isn't, but you've forgotten
what Bobby was like...
620
00:35:51,009 --> 00:35:52,576
...before he met Pam.
621
00:35:52,577 --> 00:35:55,280
Even your daddy
called him the company pimp.
622
00:35:55,281 --> 00:35:56,747
Gary lost Ewing Oil.
623
00:35:56,748 --> 00:35:59,449
Bobby never went
into the oil business.
624
00:35:59,450 --> 00:36:03,387
After Miss Ellie died,
he started drifting.
625
00:36:03,388 --> 00:36:07,157
He's just
a small-time hustler.
626
00:36:07,158 --> 00:36:10,761
Still trying to get by
on his looks and charm...
627
00:36:10,762 --> 00:36:13,465
- ...but he's losing that.
- Don't do this to him.
628
00:36:13,466 --> 00:36:15,666
Well, isn't it odd?
629
00:36:15,667 --> 00:36:19,102
Everybody always
thought of you as the bad guy.
630
00:36:19,103 --> 00:36:22,606
But it was standing up to you
and fighting you...
631
00:36:22,607 --> 00:36:25,076
...that made Bobby
what he became.
632
00:36:25,610 --> 00:36:28,812
- Shall we join him?
- I don't wanna see any more.
633
00:36:28,813 --> 00:36:31,715
It hurts too much.
634
00:36:31,716 --> 00:36:33,750
So much of Bobby
we haven't seen yet.
635
00:36:33,751 --> 00:36:35,386
Not now.
636
00:36:37,555 --> 00:36:39,222
You know what?
637
00:36:39,223 --> 00:36:42,025
Everything you've been
showing me is just baloney.
638
00:36:42,026 --> 00:36:44,928
[scoffs] You really think
I improved anybody's life...
639
00:36:44,929 --> 00:36:47,130
...just by being there?
640
00:36:47,131 --> 00:36:48,432
What do you think?
641
00:36:48,433 --> 00:36:50,200
Well, I don't think
it matters.
642
00:36:50,201 --> 00:36:53,136
Because in the end, everybody
turned against me anyhow.
643
00:36:53,137 --> 00:36:54,538
I thought you were off that...
644
00:36:54,539 --> 00:36:56,708
...feeling-sorry-for-yourself
kick.
645
00:36:57,742 --> 00:37:01,244
- I'm just saying what is.
- No.
646
00:37:01,245 --> 00:37:03,447
I'll tell you what is.
647
00:37:03,448 --> 00:37:07,818
You didn't improve everyone's
life. Not by a long shot.
648
00:37:07,819 --> 00:37:09,653
Including the little lady
who ended up...
649
00:37:09,654 --> 00:37:12,056
...in the Southfork pool.
650
00:37:13,558 --> 00:37:15,926
Poor Kristin.
651
00:37:15,927 --> 00:37:18,128
I'm sure she wishes
she never met you.
652
00:37:18,129 --> 00:37:20,897
[scoffs] That little bitch
tried to kill me.
653
00:37:20,898 --> 00:37:23,800
She deserved what she got.
The night she came,
654
00:37:23,801 --> 00:37:25,836
she was so high,
she thought she could fly.
655
00:37:25,837 --> 00:37:28,139
That's how she ended up
in the pool.
656
00:37:28,906 --> 00:37:32,542
So we have to assume she was
much better off without you.
657
00:37:32,543 --> 00:37:36,013
Well, I don't give a damn.
658
00:37:37,014 --> 00:37:38,348
Not even curious?
659
00:37:38,349 --> 00:37:40,150
Why don't we go see?
660
00:37:40,151 --> 00:37:42,452
[scoffs] Do I have a choice?
661
00:37:42,453 --> 00:37:44,387
Now you're getting the idea.
662
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:46,189
We go where I want,
when I want,
663
00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:47,958
till you've seen it all.
664
00:37:48,426 --> 00:37:50,227
Looks good, doesn't she?
665
00:37:50,228 --> 00:37:52,863
It's hard to believe she
and Sue Ellen were sisters.
666
00:37:52,864 --> 00:37:55,699
Are sisters.
But not very close.
667
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:57,801
Kristin's doing quite well
on her own.
668
00:37:57,802 --> 00:38:00,604
- Yeah? Doing what?
- You'll see.
669
00:38:00,605 --> 00:38:04,174
Although you might say
she's risen to the top...
670
00:38:04,175 --> 00:38:06,511
...of her profession.
671
00:38:13,284 --> 00:38:15,152
- Mr. Smith?
- Yes?
672
00:38:15,153 --> 00:38:17,254
I'm Lucy-Anne.
You were expecting me?
673
00:38:17,255 --> 00:38:19,157
Yes, yes. Come in, please.
674
00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:22,826
She's a call girl.
675
00:38:22,827 --> 00:38:25,462
She might be the hotel
stenographer.
676
00:38:25,463 --> 00:38:27,697
Don't be so judgmental.
677
00:38:27,698 --> 00:38:29,766
Well, this is
a pleasant surprise.
678
00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:32,269
I didn't expect you
to be so, uh...
679
00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:34,304
- Well-dressed?
- [laughs] Right.
680
00:38:34,305 --> 00:38:36,239
This is a very
exclusive hotel.
681
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,541
I like to look the part.
682
00:38:37,542 --> 00:38:39,376
Well, that you do.
683
00:38:39,377 --> 00:38:41,645
- A drink? Some champagne?
- Champagne would be lovely.
684
00:38:41,646 --> 00:38:43,280
If you'll join me.
685
00:38:43,281 --> 00:38:45,016
Oh-ho.
686
00:38:46,317 --> 00:38:48,852
- You gonna be in town long?
- Couple of days.
687
00:38:48,853 --> 00:38:52,255
And then back home
to the wife and children?
688
00:38:52,256 --> 00:38:54,524
No, no, I'm a widower.
689
00:38:54,525 --> 00:38:59,230
Oh. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have asked.
690
00:39:00,398 --> 00:39:02,834
No, no, that's all right.
691
00:39:03,601 --> 00:39:06,469
I suppose you just see
mostly married men?
692
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:10,407
Mostly, but that comes
with the territory, I guess.
693
00:39:11,175 --> 00:39:13,978
Do you mind
if I take off my coat?
694
00:39:14,445 --> 00:39:18,215
Do I mind? Let me help you.
695
00:39:24,522 --> 00:39:28,292
- Do you like?
- I like. Very much.
696
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,195
How about some music?
697
00:39:32,230 --> 00:39:33,331
Yes.
698
00:39:38,302 --> 00:39:40,871
Well, she sure figured out
where her talent is.
699
00:39:40,872 --> 00:39:42,741
Of course, that's what
I always told her.
700
00:39:45,109 --> 00:39:48,712
You know what I've found
is, uh...
701
00:39:48,713 --> 00:39:51,448
...you can hear that music
much better in the bedroom.
702
00:39:51,449 --> 00:39:54,384
Well, now, I just bet you can.
703
00:39:54,385 --> 00:39:56,052
But before we go in there,
704
00:39:56,053 --> 00:39:57,888
isn't there a little something
we need to discuss?
705
00:39:57,889 --> 00:40:01,858
Oh. Uh... How much?
706
00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:04,095
What would you like to offer?
707
00:40:05,196 --> 00:40:06,564
Would 500 be enough?
708
00:40:07,031 --> 00:40:09,633
- For the afternoon.
- And tonight.
709
00:40:09,634 --> 00:40:12,704
Everything's negotiable.
710
00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:20,543
You're under arrest,
Mr. Smith--
711
00:40:20,544 --> 00:40:22,846
Or should I say "judge."
- -for soliciting.
712
00:40:22,847 --> 00:40:24,649
What the hell is this?
713
00:40:25,116 --> 00:40:27,785
She's a cop.
I don't believe it.
714
00:40:29,887 --> 00:40:31,621
I'm Officer Sheppard
with the LAPD...
715
00:40:31,622 --> 00:40:33,990
...and you offered money
for sexual favors.
716
00:40:33,991 --> 00:40:35,859
Oh, no, this is entrapment.
717
00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:38,830
Sir, I taped the entire thing.
You made the offer.
718
00:40:38,831 --> 00:40:41,197
You have the right
to remain silent.
719
00:40:41,198 --> 00:40:43,033
If you give up
the right to remain silent--
720
00:40:43,034 --> 00:40:45,101
You can't.
You're gonna ruin me.
721
00:40:45,102 --> 00:40:46,670
You should've
thought of that before.
722
00:40:46,671 --> 00:40:48,605
All right, now, wait.
Just wait.
723
00:40:48,606 --> 00:40:50,208
Now, we can work
something out here.
724
00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:52,909
Like a major contribution
to the policeman's fund.
725
00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:55,512
Don't add bribery
to your charges.
726
00:40:55,513 --> 00:40:57,115
[Smith] No, it isn't bribery.
727
00:40:57,715 --> 00:41:00,317
Here, here.
728
00:41:00,318 --> 00:41:03,086
Please, take this. Take it.
729
00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:04,854
I don't know.
730
00:41:04,855 --> 00:41:06,489
It wouldn't be right.
731
00:41:06,490 --> 00:41:08,291
Yeah, but is it right
to ruin a whole career...
732
00:41:08,292 --> 00:41:10,894
...for one little
indiscretion?
733
00:41:10,895 --> 00:41:13,297
Can't we forget
that this thing ever happened?
734
00:41:17,802 --> 00:41:20,772
- A couple of conditions.
- Anything. You name it.
735
00:41:20,773 --> 00:41:23,306
- Never do this again.
- No, I won't. I won't.
736
00:41:23,307 --> 00:41:26,276
And get out of L.A.
and back to Washington today.
737
00:41:26,277 --> 00:41:28,312
I will, I promise.
738
00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:34,451
You seem like a nice man...
739
00:41:34,452 --> 00:41:39,090
...so I'm not
going to arrest you.
740
00:41:40,024 --> 00:41:41,092
But...
741
00:41:46,731 --> 00:41:49,866
The best thing
you could do would be...
742
00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:51,534
...to never mention this
to anyone.
743
00:41:51,535 --> 00:41:53,269
You have my word.
744
00:41:53,270 --> 00:41:55,672
I'm gonna start packing
as soon as you leave.
745
00:41:55,673 --> 00:41:56,974
Good.
746
00:42:00,578 --> 00:42:02,312
She may be a cop...
747
00:42:02,313 --> 00:42:03,915
...but their pension fund
will never see...
748
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,882
...a penny of that money,
749
00:42:05,883 --> 00:42:08,352
Oh, ye of little faith.
750
00:42:12,023 --> 00:42:13,690
- That was fast.
- All the same.
751
00:42:13,691 --> 00:42:15,258
The minute they see
that phony badge,
752
00:42:15,259 --> 00:42:16,926
they fall apart.
753
00:42:16,927 --> 00:42:19,196
And he was loaded, believe me.
754
00:42:35,379 --> 00:42:39,716
[Adam] She's a con artist.
755
00:42:39,717 --> 00:42:42,719
Well, she's good.
I'll give her that.
756
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,821
[sighs] Funny,
you like her better...
757
00:42:44,822 --> 00:42:46,756
...as a con artist than a cop.
758
00:42:46,757 --> 00:42:49,859
[chuckles] What a gimmick, huh?
759
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,294
With that body and that brain,
760
00:42:51,295 --> 00:42:53,763
she is at the top
of her profession.
761
00:42:53,764 --> 00:42:55,865
- What's next?
- Well, I'm kind of hungry.
762
00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:58,134
Let's go eat somewhere.
763
00:42:58,135 --> 00:43:00,170
You can't eat.
You're not even here.
764
00:43:02,606 --> 00:43:04,874
Oh. Look where we are.
765
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,443
- Where?
- That building over there.
766
00:43:06,444 --> 00:43:08,980
That's where your brother
Gary's office is.
767
00:43:08,981 --> 00:43:11,181
You'll never guess
what's gonna happen.
768
00:43:18,255 --> 00:43:22,258
That's Valene.
You told me they never met.
769
00:43:22,259 --> 00:43:23,726
And they haven't.
770
00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:25,562
Not till this minute.
771
00:43:29,133 --> 00:43:32,368
Um... Mrs. Wallace.
Gary Ewing.
772
00:43:32,369 --> 00:43:36,139
How do you do?
It's very nice to meet you.
773
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:39,509
May I offer you anything?
Some coffee?
774
00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:41,946
No, nothing. Thank you.
775
00:43:42,847 --> 00:43:44,315
Why don't you have a seat?
776
00:43:45,449 --> 00:43:48,218
Uh.. Please.
777
00:43:54,458 --> 00:43:56,893
So how may I help you?
778
00:43:56,894 --> 00:44:00,730
Has to do with my
late husband's estate.
779
00:44:00,731 --> 00:44:02,899
You are able
to handle estate law?
780
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:05,468
- Of course. Why do you ask?
- Well, you were recommended...
781
00:44:05,469 --> 00:44:08,705
...to me by a friend
whose divorce you handled.
782
00:44:08,706 --> 00:44:10,206
So I wasn't sure.
783
00:44:10,207 --> 00:44:12,242
Esther McKenzie?
You remember her?
784
00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:15,712
McKenzie. Yes, of course.
785
00:44:15,713 --> 00:44:17,981
I'm glad she was pleased.
786
00:44:17,982 --> 00:44:19,784
Yes, she spoke
very highly of you.
787
00:44:19,785 --> 00:44:24,420
Anyway, my husband's been gone
now for almost four years...
788
00:44:24,421 --> 00:44:27,724
...and I've basically
been tied up...
789
00:44:27,725 --> 00:44:29,492
...in litigation ever since.
790
00:44:29,493 --> 00:44:32,996
Four years?
That's unconscionable. Why?
791
00:44:32,997 --> 00:44:35,532
He was a very wealthy man.
792
00:44:35,533 --> 00:44:38,268
You might have heard of him.
Alton Wallace.
793
00:44:38,269 --> 00:44:42,305
Ah. Wallace Industries.
Yes, I remember.
794
00:44:42,306 --> 00:44:45,408
- So why all the problems?
- Since his death,
795
00:44:45,409 --> 00:44:47,343
relatives that no one
has ever heard of...
796
00:44:47,344 --> 00:44:50,013
have been popping
out of the woodwork.
797
00:44:50,014 --> 00:44:51,716
All of whom seem
to have a good reason...
798
00:44:51,717 --> 00:44:53,016
...to challenge the will.
799
00:44:53,017 --> 00:44:56,119
He left the estate to you,
I take it?
800
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,622
The balance was left
to foundations and charities.
801
00:44:59,623 --> 00:45:02,192
Of course, by the time
all this is settled...
802
00:45:02,193 --> 00:45:04,295
...the only real winners
are gonna be the attorneys.
803
00:45:08,566 --> 00:45:10,333
I'm sorry.
804
00:45:10,334 --> 00:45:13,002
I'm not sure that sounded
the way that I meant it.
805
00:45:13,003 --> 00:45:17,241
[chuckling] No, I understand your point.
806
00:45:17,942 --> 00:45:19,876
Know what they call
a hundred lawyers
807
00:45:19,877 --> 00:45:21,578
in front of a firing squad?
808
00:45:21,579 --> 00:45:23,213
No, what?
809
00:45:23,214 --> 00:45:24,716
A start.
810
00:45:27,751 --> 00:45:29,452
Then you do understand.
811
00:45:29,453 --> 00:45:30,720
Mm-hmm.
812
00:45:30,721 --> 00:45:34,091
The question is,
can you help me?
813
00:45:34,792 --> 00:45:36,259
Well, I'd like to try.
814
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:38,027
I'll need a copy of the will
815
00:45:38,028 --> 00:45:40,063
and the information on
the proceedings so far.
816
00:45:40,064 --> 00:45:42,633
Oh, I'll have that
delivered tomorrow.
817
00:45:44,802 --> 00:45:47,036
You still use
the name Wallace.
818
00:45:47,037 --> 00:45:49,505
I take it you never remarried.
819
00:45:49,506 --> 00:45:51,241
No.
820
00:45:51,242 --> 00:45:53,910
I think you're lucky to find
the right partner once.
821
00:45:53,911 --> 00:45:56,112
Never mind twice.
822
00:45:56,113 --> 00:45:58,781
Mm. Still, you never know.
823
00:45:58,782 --> 00:46:00,951
No, you never do.
824
00:46:02,052 --> 00:46:05,088
Esther told me that
you've never been married.
825
00:46:06,257 --> 00:46:09,427
Well, I haven't been
lucky the first time.
826
00:46:12,162 --> 00:46:14,564
As you say...
827
00:46:14,565 --> 00:46:16,000
you never know.
828
00:46:17,568 --> 00:46:18,669
Hmm.
829
00:46:20,604 --> 00:46:21,705
Um...
830
00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:26,442
There's going to be
an awful lot of paperwork
831
00:46:26,443 --> 00:46:29,779
to plow through
once it gets here. Um...
832
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:31,180
Perhaps if you had
some time now
833
00:46:31,181 --> 00:46:34,651
we could go into it
in greater detail.
834
00:46:34,652 --> 00:46:36,552
Fine.
835
00:46:36,553 --> 00:46:38,355
I have nothing pressing.
836
00:46:39,156 --> 00:46:41,257
You do understand
that if we...
837
00:46:41,258 --> 00:46:42,992
sit here in my office
and talk.
838
00:46:42,993 --> 00:46:44,461
I'm going to have to bill you.
839
00:46:45,229 --> 00:46:47,198
And out of the office?
840
00:46:48,065 --> 00:46:49,633
I'm on my own.
841
00:46:52,736 --> 00:46:54,671
Perhaps a drink somewhere?
842
00:46:55,572 --> 00:46:59,476
I don't drink, never
have, but, um, dinner.
843
00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:03,146
Now there's a chance
to get some talking done.
844
00:47:03,147 --> 00:47:05,214
But not French.
845
00:47:05,215 --> 00:47:06,916
I hate French.
846
00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:10,019
Well, I was just thinking
how good Italian sounded.
847
00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:12,822
It does, doesn't it?
848
00:47:12,823 --> 00:47:14,425
Shall we?
849
00:47:18,329 --> 00:47:20,631
I think perhaps we shall.
850
00:47:25,736 --> 00:47:28,371
He's not gonna end up
with that Southern trash.
851
00:47:28,372 --> 00:47:31,274
She's not the same hash-house
waitress you remember.
852
00:47:31,275 --> 00:47:34,744
[J.R. scoffs] She couldn't
have changed that much.
853
00:47:34,745 --> 00:47:36,279
You are a hard man.
854
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,149
Don't tell me
he's gonna marry her again.
855
00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:39,682
I'm not gonna tell you
anything
856
00:47:39,683 --> 00:47:42,619
except things work out
the way they were meant to.
857
00:47:43,687 --> 00:47:45,455
As you shall soon see.
858
00:47:49,126 --> 00:47:50,393
[J.R.] It's disgusting.
859
00:47:50,394 --> 00:47:52,662
That's absolutely disgusting.
860
00:47:52,663 --> 00:47:55,264
Why should that damned
Gary be so happy?
861
00:47:55,265 --> 00:47:57,333
You know what?
I think you're a hypnotist.
862
00:47:57,334 --> 00:47:59,035
And I don't believe
any of this.
863
00:47:59,036 --> 00:48:00,538
I mean,
Sue Ellen on television
864
00:48:00,539 --> 00:48:03,473
and Gary a big-time
lawyer. Good Lord.
865
00:48:03,474 --> 00:48:05,076
You don't want any more?
All right.
866
00:48:05,077 --> 00:48:06,542
That's fine with me.
867
00:48:06,543 --> 00:48:08,644
You think you're a great
companion? You're not.
868
00:48:08,645 --> 00:48:11,481
All you do is bitch and
complain. I'll tell you what.
869
00:48:11,482 --> 00:48:13,683
Why don't we go back
to where I found you? Huh?
870
00:48:13,684 --> 00:48:14,951
Why don't you just go
871
00:48:14,952 --> 00:48:16,654
and pick up the gun
and the bottle
872
00:48:16,655 --> 00:48:19,822
and get it over with?
And I'll be out of here.
873
00:48:19,823 --> 00:48:21,924
I didn't think you did tricks.
874
00:48:21,925 --> 00:48:23,393
I don't.
875
00:48:23,394 --> 00:48:25,563
What about that
walk across the pool?
876
00:48:25,564 --> 00:48:26,763
What pool?
877
00:48:27,965 --> 00:48:30,500
You see what you do?
You get me so upset
878
00:48:30,501 --> 00:48:32,769
I don't realize
what I'm doing.
879
00:48:32,770 --> 00:48:34,205
All right? Forget it.
880
00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:35,872
Never mind seeing Bobby again.
881
00:48:35,873 --> 00:48:37,407
You probably
don't care anyway.
882
00:48:37,408 --> 00:48:38,975
I saw him. I didn't like it.
883
00:48:38,976 --> 00:48:40,910
I don't like
anything about this.
884
00:48:40,911 --> 00:48:42,945
Nobody said
you had to like it.
885
00:48:42,946 --> 00:48:45,281
But it's the way it is.
Or would be.
886
00:48:45,282 --> 00:48:46,682
What's the difference?
887
00:48:46,683 --> 00:48:48,451
If you're not
interested in him
888
00:48:48,452 --> 00:48:50,787
just pick up the gun
and get it over with.
889
00:48:50,788 --> 00:48:53,156
Yeah, what kind of
an angel are you, anyhow?
890
00:48:53,157 --> 00:48:54,290
You're supposed to be
convincing me
891
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:55,758
not to kill myself.
892
00:48:55,759 --> 00:48:57,527
So I'm not a hypnotist.
893
00:48:57,528 --> 00:49:00,296
I don't know what you are
and I don't care.
894
00:49:00,297 --> 00:49:01,497
But you do.
895
00:49:01,498 --> 00:49:03,266
That's your real problem.
896
00:49:03,267 --> 00:49:05,536
No matter
how you try to deny it
897
00:49:06,703 --> 00:49:07,970
you care.
898
00:49:07,971 --> 00:49:10,740
Especially about Bobby.
899
00:49:11,408 --> 00:49:14,210
You don't want anything
bad to happen to him.
900
00:49:14,211 --> 00:49:16,612
That's why you won't go.
901
00:49:16,613 --> 00:49:18,314
That's right.
902
00:49:18,315 --> 00:49:21,384
Oh, Lord, now don't tell me
he's in more trouble.
903
00:49:21,385 --> 00:49:23,920
[man] Judy, I'm home. Where are you?
904
00:49:23,921 --> 00:49:26,424
[whispering] Go on, get out of here.
Hurry up, get out.
905
00:49:30,828 --> 00:49:32,530
Call me tomorrow.
906
00:50:29,953 --> 00:50:31,354
I told you I didn't want this.
907
00:50:31,355 --> 00:50:33,890
Now, what the hell
happened to him?
908
00:50:33,891 --> 00:50:35,591
Hmm, life.
909
00:50:35,592 --> 00:50:38,194
It's just a man
in over his head.
910
00:50:38,195 --> 00:50:39,929
Every once in a while,
911
00:50:39,930 --> 00:50:42,431
there's a flash
of the Bobby you knew,
912
00:50:42,432 --> 00:50:44,734
but not much.
913
00:50:44,735 --> 00:50:47,737
I can't take any more
of this. Let's go back.
914
00:50:47,738 --> 00:50:49,238
Not yet.
915
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,475
Don't you wanna meet
the new Mrs. Ewing?
916
00:50:58,782 --> 00:50:59,883
Hello?
917
00:51:00,784 --> 00:51:01,885
No.
918
00:51:02,953 --> 00:51:04,387
I told you, I don't know
919
00:51:04,388 --> 00:51:06,924
when he's gonna be home,
so stop calling.
920
00:51:14,031 --> 00:51:16,333
He doesn't live here anymore.
921
00:51:20,404 --> 00:51:22,171
Where have you been?
922
00:51:22,172 --> 00:51:24,874
Everybody you owe 10 cents to
has been looking for you.
923
00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:28,178
I am sick and tired
of making excuses for you.
924
00:51:28,979 --> 00:51:32,048
- Are you through?
- No, I am not through.
925
00:51:32,049 --> 00:51:33,583
I know where you've been.
926
00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,951
You've been out trying
to find some bookie
927
00:51:34,952 --> 00:51:36,619
that would take your action.
928
00:51:36,620 --> 00:51:39,422
What I've been doing
is trying to find a way
929
00:51:39,423 --> 00:51:41,424
to get us out of this hole.
930
00:51:41,425 --> 00:51:43,159
Well, you better do something
931
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,562
because I am sick and tired
of living like this.
932
00:51:46,563 --> 00:51:49,332
Do you think I gave up my job
as a showgirl
933
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:51,901
to end up in a dump like this?
934
00:51:51,902 --> 00:51:53,803
That was a real life.
935
00:51:53,804 --> 00:51:56,439
And what about all
the promises you made me?
936
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,508
The only promise I made
was to say I'd marry you
937
00:51:59,509 --> 00:52:01,010
because you said
you were pregnant,
938
00:52:01,011 --> 00:52:03,779
which, like everything else,
was a lie.
939
00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:05,615
I thought I was.
940
00:52:05,616 --> 00:52:07,251
Do you think
that I would give up
941
00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:09,118
a glamorous job like that
otherwise?
942
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:10,553
Glamorous?
943
00:52:10,554 --> 00:52:12,088
You walk around
without your clothes on.
944
00:52:12,089 --> 00:52:13,591
With feathers in your hair.
945
00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:15,658
Do you think that
anybody could do that?
946
00:52:15,659 --> 00:52:18,162
There are thousands of girls
who wanted my job.
947
00:52:18,163 --> 00:52:21,130
I guess it's hard to find
people with your talent.
948
00:52:21,131 --> 00:52:23,499
You've got it.
And furthermore, if--
949
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,501
I am gonna go
change my clothes.
950
00:52:25,502 --> 00:52:27,403
I have an important meeting.
951
00:52:27,404 --> 00:52:30,474
Where? The unemployment line?
952
00:52:31,508 --> 00:52:33,175
Well, that's very good.
953
00:52:33,176 --> 00:52:35,511
You know, I never appreciated
your sense of humor.
954
00:52:35,512 --> 00:52:37,980
Well, appreciate this.
955
00:52:37,981 --> 00:52:40,683
I got a call today
for a job in Japan.
956
00:52:40,684 --> 00:52:43,886
They love big,
topless showgirls there.
957
00:52:43,887 --> 00:52:45,788
Well, a little ray
of sunshine.
958
00:52:45,789 --> 00:52:47,591
Some good news for a change.
959
00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:51,594
They pay big money there,
and I'm thinking of taking it.
960
00:52:51,595 --> 00:52:53,297
Talk about it when I get back.
961
00:52:53,298 --> 00:52:58,034
Talk? I'll show you talk.
You're gonna regret this.
962
00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:08,444
I can't believe he fell for
that pregnancy line. I just...
963
00:53:08,445 --> 00:53:10,647
He's not the first one, is he?
964
00:53:11,682 --> 00:53:15,551
Well, it wasn't the same
with Cally and me.
965
00:53:15,552 --> 00:53:17,353
Anyway, pregnant or no
966
00:53:17,354 --> 00:53:19,789
how could he marry
somebody like that?
967
00:53:19,790 --> 00:53:22,792
Makes his first wife
look like Mother Teresa.
968
00:53:22,793 --> 00:53:24,727
This Bobby is a lot
more interested
969
00:53:24,728 --> 00:53:27,296
in what's on the outside
of a woman than the inside.
970
00:53:27,297 --> 00:53:28,831
Huh.
971
00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:30,833
I must admit,
she does come well packaged.
972
00:53:30,834 --> 00:53:33,869
[scoffs] But the voice.
The voice.
973
00:53:33,870 --> 00:53:37,773
Yeah. I found her
a little screechy myself.
974
00:53:37,774 --> 00:53:40,110
Still, she is Mrs. Ewing.
975
00:53:41,545 --> 00:53:43,746
Well, where are we going now?
976
00:53:43,747 --> 00:53:45,782
Why, to see another
old friend of yours.
977
00:53:53,023 --> 00:53:54,457
Now, wait a minute.
978
00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:56,125
How could I have possibly made
any difference
979
00:53:56,126 --> 00:53:57,961
in McKay's life?
980
00:53:58,829 --> 00:54:00,896
Isn't it funny
how things work?
981
00:54:00,897 --> 00:54:04,266
Do you remember your
old friend Jeremy Wendell?
982
00:54:04,267 --> 00:54:05,801
From Westar?
983
00:54:05,802 --> 00:54:07,269
So?
984
00:54:07,270 --> 00:54:09,038
Well, without you
to worry about
985
00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:11,440
he kept a close eye
on his organization
986
00:54:11,441 --> 00:54:14,376
and realized that McKay
was a threat to him.
987
00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:16,779
So he fired him years ago.
988
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:18,382
Yeah, well, what
does that have to do
989
00:54:18,383 --> 00:54:20,616
with McKay being in Las Vegas?
990
00:54:20,617 --> 00:54:23,987
McKay and Johnny Dancer
were friends way back.
991
00:54:24,821 --> 00:54:26,322
So he went to work for him.
992
00:54:26,323 --> 00:54:28,324
Now he runs this
little organization
993
00:54:28,325 --> 00:54:29,960
for Johnny and his group.
994
00:54:33,964 --> 00:54:35,364
Yes?
995
00:54:35,365 --> 00:54:36,766
[secretary] Mr. Ewing's here.
996
00:54:38,301 --> 00:54:39,936
Send him in.
997
00:54:51,381 --> 00:54:52,716
Hey, Mac.
998
00:54:54,851 --> 00:54:58,888
Bobby, Bobby,
you've been a very bad boy.
999
00:54:58,889 --> 00:55:02,625
It's just a little losing
streak, Mac. It's not serious.
1000
00:55:02,626 --> 00:55:04,660
It's not so little.
1001
00:55:04,661 --> 00:55:07,696
You've run up quite a tab
at my tables and book.
1002
00:55:07,697 --> 00:55:11,801
You've had my markers before.
I've always paid off.
1003
00:55:11,802 --> 00:55:15,805
You've never been
in this deep before.
1004
00:55:15,806 --> 00:55:19,408
Yeah. It's just temporary.
1005
00:55:19,409 --> 00:55:20,843
Might be nice for your sake
1006
00:55:20,844 --> 00:55:22,912
if you won
the lottery or something.
1007
00:55:22,913 --> 00:55:26,450
Oh. Never play that.
Terrible odds.
1008
00:55:27,818 --> 00:55:29,653
Still full of fire,
aren't you?
1009
00:55:32,088 --> 00:55:34,657
Well, I'm gonna throw
a little water on you.
1010
00:55:35,525 --> 00:55:38,360
You're into me
for 50 big ones.
1011
00:55:38,361 --> 00:55:40,830
Because I'm such a nice guy
1012
00:55:40,831 --> 00:55:44,266
I'm gonna give you 48 hours
to come up with the money
1013
00:55:44,267 --> 00:55:47,036
or else I'll collect it
from your next of kin.
1014
00:55:47,037 --> 00:55:48,971
[Bobby chuckles] All right, no sweat.
1015
00:55:48,972 --> 00:55:52,241
I know exactly where I can put
my hands on that money.
1016
00:55:52,242 --> 00:55:53,676
Right.
1017
00:55:53,677 --> 00:55:56,046
But I could use an extra day.
1018
00:55:57,047 --> 00:55:58,280
Two days.
1019
00:55:58,281 --> 00:55:59,915
Fifty grand.
1020
00:55:59,916 --> 00:56:02,552
I'm not even gonna
charge you vigorish.
1021
00:56:04,688 --> 00:56:06,723
But two days...
1022
00:56:09,559 --> 00:56:11,194
or you're a dead man.
1023
00:56:16,766 --> 00:56:18,735
Bobby's in real trouble,
isn't he?
1024
00:56:19,836 --> 00:56:22,005
And he's not the only one.
1025
00:56:23,673 --> 00:56:27,076
Eb, leave those kids alone.
1026
00:56:29,479 --> 00:56:33,716
You don't want them hit?
Then you keep them quiet.
1027
00:56:33,717 --> 00:56:35,751
- Damn little brats.
- Eb, please!
1028
00:56:35,752 --> 00:56:39,388
Shut your dumb face.
1029
00:56:39,389 --> 00:56:43,859
Pick yourself up,
and get my dinner on the table
1030
00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:45,929
or I'll really
give you what for.
1031
00:57:03,413 --> 00:57:05,648
[Adam] Look at that poor girl.
1032
00:57:05,649 --> 00:57:07,084
Of course, since
you were never born
1033
00:57:07,085 --> 00:57:09,618
you and Bobby
never went to Haleyville
1034
00:57:09,619 --> 00:57:10,986
you never met her,
1035
00:57:10,987 --> 00:57:14,023
she never ran away to Dallas
to find you.
1036
00:57:14,024 --> 00:57:16,692
Oh, she could have
done better than this.
1037
00:57:16,693 --> 00:57:18,328
She wanted to.
1038
00:57:18,995 --> 00:57:21,196
Her brothers fixed up
this little marriage.
1039
00:57:21,197 --> 00:57:24,033
Three kids,
no hope, what a life.
1040
00:57:24,034 --> 00:57:25,834
Well, it's just not fair.
1041
00:57:25,835 --> 00:57:27,870
Cally doesn't deserve
to be stuck here.
1042
00:57:27,871 --> 00:57:30,673
Look at the wonderful woman
she became with me.
1043
00:57:30,674 --> 00:57:33,142
Listen, dummy.
There was no you.
1044
00:57:33,143 --> 00:57:35,212
Why can't you get that
straight?
1045
00:57:38,081 --> 00:57:39,615
Of course, if you
had a second chance
1046
00:57:39,616 --> 00:57:41,585
I'm sure you'd be
a lot nicer to her.
1047
00:57:42,319 --> 00:57:44,888
I can't believe
she's gonna end up this way.
1048
00:57:48,158 --> 00:57:49,292
She isn't.
1049
00:57:53,630 --> 00:57:55,699
Now, you two hurry up and eat.
1050
00:57:56,466 --> 00:57:57,933
Don't make a lot of noise.
1051
00:57:57,934 --> 00:58:00,069
I don't want you
waking up your brother.
1052
00:58:12,015 --> 00:58:14,917
[Eb] Ain't you fed them kids yet?
1053
00:58:14,918 --> 00:58:18,020
They're just finishing.
Hurry up now.
1054
00:58:18,021 --> 00:58:20,056
- I don't feel like eating.
- It's okay.
1055
00:58:21,725 --> 00:58:23,594
Things go okay at work?
1056
00:58:24,361 --> 00:58:26,964
Everything all right
down at the mill?
1057
00:58:32,268 --> 00:58:35,271
The damn foreman chewed
my butt out again.
1058
00:58:36,506 --> 00:58:38,140
If he don't stop,
1059
00:58:38,141 --> 00:58:40,977
I'm gonna tell him
to take his job and shove it.
1060
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,915
He keeps ragging on me.
1061
00:58:47,050 --> 00:58:48,985
I tell you,
one of these days...
1062
00:58:49,686 --> 00:58:52,155
he's gonna wake up dead.
1063
00:58:53,390 --> 00:58:54,658
You know...
1064
00:58:55,425 --> 00:58:58,094
the doctor comes
into Haleyville tomorrow.
1065
00:58:58,995 --> 00:59:00,996
I was thinking about
maybe take the kids in
1066
00:59:00,997 --> 00:59:02,565
and have him check them over.
1067
00:59:03,767 --> 00:59:07,403
Hell, nothing wrong with them.
1068
00:59:07,404 --> 00:59:09,106
But it's been almost a year.
1069
00:59:09,107 --> 00:59:13,076
Forget it. I ain't got
the money for no doctor.
1070
00:59:14,444 --> 00:59:16,079
I'll get it from my brothers.
1071
00:59:17,447 --> 00:59:19,648
Ain't you got no sense at all?
1072
00:59:19,649 --> 00:59:22,818
I don't want you over there
all the time, poor-mouthing.
1073
00:59:22,819 --> 00:59:25,421
You know how bad
that makes me look?
1074
00:59:25,422 --> 00:59:26,990
- But a doctor--
- Forget it!
1075
00:59:27,924 --> 00:59:29,926
Get my dinner.
1076
00:59:34,230 --> 00:59:37,699
Kids are almost through.
Won't be but a minute.
1077
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,869
I said, now.
1078
00:59:41,471 --> 00:59:44,774
Eb, you let them eat in peace.
1079
00:59:48,178 --> 00:59:51,481
Shut your face.
You hush up too.
1080
00:59:56,986 --> 00:59:58,887
I'm gonna teach both
of y'all a lesson.
1081
00:59:58,888 --> 01:00:01,357
Don't you touch my children!
1082
01:00:03,026 --> 01:00:05,662
Stop that damned yapping!
1083
01:00:07,630 --> 01:00:10,099
Eb, leave them be!
1084
01:00:14,304 --> 01:00:16,072
Leave them be?
1085
01:00:16,873 --> 01:00:18,807
Yeah, I'll leave them be.
1086
01:00:18,808 --> 01:00:20,576
Till I'm finished with you.
1087
01:00:21,511 --> 01:00:23,713
You're never gonna
touch them again.
1088
01:00:26,015 --> 01:00:29,452
I am gonna enjoy this.
1089
01:00:32,555 --> 01:00:34,456
Oh, my God.
1090
01:00:34,457 --> 01:00:37,860
Now look how much
different her life is.
1091
01:00:37,861 --> 01:00:40,295
And it's not gonna
get any better.
1092
01:00:40,296 --> 01:00:42,731
Well, she'll be all right.
It was self-defense.
1093
01:00:42,732 --> 01:00:44,433
He would have killed her.
1094
01:00:44,434 --> 01:00:47,803
You're forgetting what part
of the country we're in.
1095
01:00:47,804 --> 01:00:49,138
Poor little Cally's
gonna spend
1096
01:00:49,139 --> 01:00:52,843
the rest of her life
in prison.
1097
01:00:54,878 --> 01:00:57,114
Doesn't anybody
have a happy life?
1098
01:00:57,947 --> 01:00:59,382
Why, sure.
1099
01:01:00,283 --> 01:01:02,352
But you'll never guess who.
1100
01:01:09,659 --> 01:01:12,261
Oh, no, not him.
1101
01:01:12,262 --> 01:01:13,363
Please.
1102
01:01:15,031 --> 01:01:16,966
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
1103
01:01:17,534 --> 01:01:19,069
- Hi.
- Morning.
1104
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,841
How's it going, Junior?
1105
01:01:25,842 --> 01:01:28,410
Excellent, Dad. You, uh,
1106
01:01:28,411 --> 01:01:30,245
didn't get in
until late last night
1107
01:01:30,246 --> 01:01:32,648
so I couldn't give you
the good news.
1108
01:01:32,649 --> 01:01:34,049
He heard from Harvard.
1109
01:01:34,050 --> 01:01:36,218
And Stanford.
1110
01:01:36,219 --> 01:01:38,487
They both accepted me.
1111
01:01:38,488 --> 01:01:42,891
I'm really gonna need
your input on this one, Dad.
1112
01:01:42,892 --> 01:01:45,527
I know I would be happy
whichever one you chose.
1113
01:01:45,528 --> 01:01:46,962
But Harvard's closer.
1114
01:01:46,963 --> 01:01:48,931
Well, I'm not so sure
1115
01:01:48,932 --> 01:01:50,834
that should be
my main consideration.
1116
01:01:50,835 --> 01:01:53,335
Yes, but why would you go
to the West Coast anyway?
1117
01:01:53,336 --> 01:01:55,370
It's so far from
everything that matters.
1118
01:01:55,371 --> 01:01:57,773
Yeah, but Stanford
is an excellent school.
1119
01:01:57,774 --> 01:01:59,441
You're right, it is.
1120
01:01:59,442 --> 01:02:02,044
In the long run, the contacts
you make at Harvard
1121
01:02:02,045 --> 01:02:04,046
plus getting your
law degree from there
1122
01:02:04,047 --> 01:02:06,248
is going to stand you
in best stead.
1123
01:02:06,249 --> 01:02:10,619
So, uh,
you think Harvard, then?
1124
01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:12,487
- Family?
- Harvard.
1125
01:02:12,488 --> 01:02:14,089
Harvard.
1126
01:02:14,090 --> 01:02:16,491
Harvard it is.
1127
01:02:16,492 --> 01:02:17,893
Congratulations, son.
1128
01:02:17,894 --> 01:02:19,628
Thanks, Dad.
1129
01:02:19,629 --> 01:02:22,097
Daddy, you are keeping next
weekend clear, aren't you?
1130
01:02:22,098 --> 01:02:25,267
- No sudden trips or anything?
- Next weekend?
1131
01:02:25,268 --> 01:02:28,804
Tsk. Daddy, stop it.
You know it's my coming out.
1132
01:02:28,805 --> 01:02:32,341
I'm sure your father
was only teasing, darling.
1133
01:02:32,342 --> 01:02:35,178
I would not miss your debut.
1134
01:02:36,179 --> 01:02:38,847
And you will never
guess who her date is
1135
01:02:38,848 --> 01:02:40,616
for this weekend's cotillion.
1136
01:02:40,617 --> 01:02:42,050
Kevin Costner?
1137
01:02:42,051 --> 01:02:45,087
- Better. Henry Astor.
- Oh.
1138
01:02:45,088 --> 01:02:46,922
Yes, aren't you pleased?
1139
01:02:46,923 --> 01:02:48,523
Well, I'm impressed.
1140
01:02:48,524 --> 01:02:50,026
Good bloodlines.
1141
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:52,161
Lucky him.
1142
01:02:55,098 --> 01:02:56,832
I'm sorry, you're
gonna have to excuse me
1143
01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:58,900
because I have to
start my day.
1144
01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:00,636
I'm due at the club.
1145
01:03:00,637 --> 01:03:02,139
I'll walk with you.
1146
01:03:03,740 --> 01:03:06,710
Don't forget we're having
the reception this evening
1147
01:03:06,711 --> 01:03:09,177
so you have to be home at 7:00
1148
01:03:09,178 --> 01:03:11,913
to change into
your evening clothes.
1149
01:03:11,914 --> 01:03:14,116
- I'll be here.
- Okay.
1150
01:03:14,117 --> 01:03:16,019
- Love you.
- Love you too.
1151
01:03:19,322 --> 01:03:20,889
I think I'm gonna throw up.
1152
01:03:20,890 --> 01:03:23,226
Can you please wait
till we get outside?
1153
01:03:30,967 --> 01:03:32,869
Why all the bodyguards?
1154
01:03:33,569 --> 01:03:35,637
He's in the rackets, huh?
The family.
1155
01:03:35,638 --> 01:03:36,805
Shh.
1156
01:03:36,806 --> 01:03:38,407
He's getting ready to hit.
1157
01:03:38,408 --> 01:03:40,744
I had a meeting with
the man last night, Edgar.
1158
01:03:40,745 --> 01:03:44,813
He's very unhappy about the
foot-dragging that's going on.
1159
01:03:44,814 --> 01:03:47,449
He does understand
I'm doing my best.
1160
01:03:47,450 --> 01:03:50,185
He told me to convey to you
in no uncertain terms
1161
01:03:50,186 --> 01:03:52,854
that he wanted action
and he wasn't getting it.
1162
01:03:52,855 --> 01:03:54,423
Did you explain my position?
1163
01:03:54,424 --> 01:03:56,459
He doesn't care
about your position.
1164
01:03:57,794 --> 01:03:59,494
You know him, Edgar.
1165
01:03:59,495 --> 01:04:04,467
He can be a very good friend
or an implacable enemy.
1166
01:04:08,571 --> 01:04:10,305
What do I tell him?
1167
01:04:10,306 --> 01:04:13,475
I'll talk to my people.
He'll get what he wants.
1168
01:04:13,476 --> 01:04:14,943
Good.
1169
01:04:14,944 --> 01:04:16,546
I think you have the honors.
1170
01:04:17,547 --> 01:04:19,114
Hit away.
1171
01:04:19,115 --> 01:04:20,617
How did... How did he
ever get to the point
1172
01:04:20,618 --> 01:04:23,151
where people
were afraid of him?
1173
01:04:23,152 --> 01:04:24,786
Owes it all to you.
1174
01:04:24,787 --> 01:04:26,121
Without you to hate,
1175
01:04:26,122 --> 01:04:27,624
he never went
into the oil business
1176
01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:30,992
he followed his law career,
then politics.
1177
01:04:30,993 --> 01:04:33,662
Very successfully,
I might add.
1178
01:04:33,663 --> 01:04:36,132
Well, what's that
got to do with the Mob?
1179
01:04:36,733 --> 01:04:40,235
You're the one who's talking
about the Mob, not me.
1180
01:04:40,236 --> 01:04:42,271
Would you like to see
where he works?
1181
01:04:43,773 --> 01:04:45,607
[J.R.] Oh, my God.
1182
01:04:45,608 --> 01:04:48,810
- Harry, is the man available?
- You're having lunch with him.
1183
01:04:48,811 --> 01:04:50,312
Good.
1184
01:04:50,313 --> 01:04:52,849
I think old Edgar
is finally coming around.
1185
01:04:55,685 --> 01:04:57,386
Mr. Barnes' office.
1186
01:04:57,387 --> 01:04:59,654
Yes, he is.
One moment, please.
1187
01:04:59,655 --> 01:05:02,791
Mr. Vice President,
it's the speaker of the house.
1188
01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:04,226
Mr. Vice President?
1189
01:05:04,227 --> 01:05:06,663
Not the same old
Cliff Barnes, is it?
1190
01:05:27,950 --> 01:05:29,484
You've done it again, darling.
1191
01:05:29,485 --> 01:05:31,620
Everybody seems to be
having a good time.
1192
01:05:31,621 --> 01:05:33,755
It's that new dress,
it's perfect.
1193
01:05:33,756 --> 01:05:36,057
Actually, it's from
a couple of years ago.
1194
01:05:36,058 --> 01:05:37,959
I had the neckline re-cut.
1195
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,328
Uh, how did your meeting go
with the senator today?
1196
01:05:40,329 --> 01:05:41,930
Edgar? Very well.
1197
01:05:41,931 --> 01:05:43,198
The president seemed pleased.
1198
01:05:43,199 --> 01:05:44,599
I think
it took some stress off.
1199
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,802
This is sickening.
Absolutely--
1200
01:05:46,803 --> 01:05:49,239
Dad, there's a phone call.
It sounds important.
1201
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,306
Thanks, Clifford.
It's probably Pam.
1202
01:05:51,307 --> 01:05:53,776
She was supposed
to come to town this week.
1203
01:05:59,048 --> 01:06:00,516
Cliff Barnes.
1204
01:06:05,254 --> 01:06:06,889
I'll be right there.
1205
01:06:09,592 --> 01:06:11,793
Cliff, what was that about?
What's wrong?
1206
01:06:11,794 --> 01:06:13,595
That was the chief of staff.
1207
01:06:13,596 --> 01:06:15,865
The president
has just had a stroke.
1208
01:06:20,203 --> 01:06:22,237
As of now...
1209
01:06:22,238 --> 01:06:25,708
I am the acting president
of the United States.
1210
01:06:33,182 --> 01:06:35,851
It can't be.
Cliff Barnes cannot be
1211
01:06:35,852 --> 01:06:37,454
the president
of the United States.
1212
01:06:37,455 --> 01:06:39,254
It can't. No.
1213
01:06:39,255 --> 01:06:40,789
Odd little twist of fate,
isn't it?
1214
01:06:40,790 --> 01:06:43,258
I mean, that idiot
can't run an oil company
1215
01:06:43,259 --> 01:06:44,559
much less a country.
1216
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,528
He's gonna bankrupt us
in six months.
1217
01:06:46,529 --> 01:06:48,196
What if I told you
he's gonna be
1218
01:06:48,197 --> 01:06:50,465
one of the great
presidents in history?
1219
01:06:50,466 --> 01:06:52,868
I'd call you a damn liar.
1220
01:06:56,706 --> 01:06:58,640
Poor Bobby.
1221
01:06:58,641 --> 01:07:01,210
Even I'm starting
to feel sorry for him.
1222
01:07:49,859 --> 01:07:51,394
[maid] Mrs. Ewing?
1223
01:07:53,629 --> 01:07:54,830
Telephone.
1224
01:08:01,304 --> 01:08:02,537
Hello?
1225
01:08:02,538 --> 01:08:05,006
Bootsie? How you doing?
1226
01:08:05,007 --> 01:08:06,608
Bobby, is that you?
1227
01:08:06,609 --> 01:08:08,577
Yeah, I wanted
to talk to Jason.
1228
01:08:08,578 --> 01:08:09,978
The maid said he wasn't home.
1229
01:08:09,979 --> 01:08:11,880
For a change.
1230
01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:13,515
Is he coming back later?
1231
01:08:13,516 --> 01:08:15,785
[sighs] For a while.
1232
01:08:16,586 --> 01:08:18,655
You know, I wish
you lived closer, Bobby.
1233
01:08:18,656 --> 01:08:20,589
I'd like to see more of you.
1234
01:08:20,590 --> 01:08:22,757
Well, it looks like
you're gonna.
1235
01:08:22,758 --> 01:08:24,492
I have to talk to Jason,
Bootsie.
1236
01:08:24,493 --> 01:08:26,662
It's a matter
of life and death, honest.
1237
01:08:27,530 --> 01:08:30,665
Well, you just fly
your little tail out here
1238
01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:33,868
and I promise, I'll keep
him here till you arrive.
1239
01:08:33,869 --> 01:08:35,837
- I'm on my way to the airport.
- Bye-bye.
1240
01:08:35,838 --> 01:08:38,040
Thank you, Bootsie,
you're good people.
1241
01:08:40,376 --> 01:08:43,012
She wouldn't take my clothes,
would she?
1242
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,716
Why is he calling
that miserable cretin?
1243
01:08:47,717 --> 01:08:49,586
You know how
badly he needs money.
1244
01:08:49,587 --> 01:08:51,620
He's gonna try
to borrow it from Jason.
1245
01:08:51,621 --> 01:08:54,389
Oh, you'll never get
a penny out of that idiot.
1246
01:08:54,390 --> 01:08:58,026
Now, why didn't he call Gary
or that half-breed Ray Krebbs?
1247
01:08:58,027 --> 01:09:00,061
They used to be buddies.
He'd lend him money.
1248
01:09:00,062 --> 01:09:01,730
Well, unfortunately for Bobby
1249
01:09:01,731 --> 01:09:04,766
Jock died before Ray ever
found out he was a Ewing.
1250
01:09:04,767 --> 01:09:07,569
[Adam] Now, Ray's life. Whew.
1251
01:09:07,570 --> 01:09:09,439
That's really changed.
1252
01:09:16,145 --> 01:09:19,014
What do you think? Do I have
a future as a cowboy?
1253
01:09:19,015 --> 01:09:22,217
I think Krebbs is doing
all right for himself.
1254
01:09:22,218 --> 01:09:24,753
Never mind him, what about me?
1255
01:09:24,754 --> 01:09:28,024
Would you get off that thing
and get over here?
1256
01:09:29,058 --> 01:09:31,060
Ray's got quite a spread here.
1257
01:09:39,268 --> 01:09:40,770
Hey, Mr. Kleever.
1258
01:09:41,737 --> 01:09:44,172
- You about through, Ray?
- Yes, sir.
1259
01:09:44,173 --> 01:09:47,742
She had a real good workout,
but she's cooling down now.
1260
01:09:47,743 --> 01:09:48,977
All right.
1261
01:09:48,978 --> 01:09:50,545
You know, I think
I'm gonna have
1262
01:09:50,546 --> 01:09:52,080
fences to mend next week
1263
01:09:52,081 --> 01:09:53,181
if you're interested.
1264
01:09:53,182 --> 01:09:54,617
You bet.
1265
01:09:57,319 --> 01:09:59,387
Always glad to make the money.
1266
01:09:59,388 --> 01:10:00,889
I'll call you.
1267
01:10:00,890 --> 01:10:02,091
Much obliged.
1268
01:10:07,463 --> 01:10:10,933
I guess you've figured out by
now he doesn't own this place.
1269
01:10:12,435 --> 01:10:15,305
Well, what happened to him?
He can barely walk.
1270
01:10:15,306 --> 01:10:17,105
When Jason
took over Southfork,
1271
01:10:17,106 --> 01:10:18,807
Ray was out of a job.
1272
01:10:18,808 --> 01:10:21,978
[Adam] He tried rodeoing
for a while.
1273
01:10:25,414 --> 01:10:28,384
[Adam] Did something to his back
the doctors never could fix.
1274
01:10:29,118 --> 01:10:31,720
So finding regular work's
kind of hard for him,
1275
01:10:31,721 --> 01:10:33,056
but he keeps trying.
1276
01:10:34,457 --> 01:10:36,024
This is depressing me.
1277
01:10:36,025 --> 01:10:37,994
Why don't we go over
to the neighborhood bar?
1278
01:10:37,995 --> 01:10:40,395
[scoffs] I didn't think you drank,
1279
01:10:40,396 --> 01:10:42,330
being an angel and all.
1280
01:10:42,331 --> 01:10:44,567
I just like the way it feels.
1281
01:10:46,135 --> 01:10:48,937
Is there any way to get
a drink around here?
1282
01:10:48,938 --> 01:10:51,474
I've never been
able to so far.
1283
01:10:52,608 --> 01:10:54,843
Where you been, Ray?
You're late.
1284
01:10:54,844 --> 01:10:56,813
I'm sorry,
I already had a flat.
1285
01:10:56,814 --> 01:10:59,614
Didn't have a spare. Took me
a while to get it fixed.
1286
01:10:59,615 --> 01:11:03,084
Yeah. Well, I've heard
that one before.
1287
01:11:03,085 --> 01:11:06,054
Now, you best get that broom
and get busy sweeping up
1288
01:11:06,055 --> 01:11:07,522
before the crowd hits.
1289
01:11:07,523 --> 01:11:08,891
Sure thing.
1290
01:11:16,432 --> 01:11:18,801
God, old Ray's
got a tough life.
1291
01:11:20,136 --> 01:11:22,170
I kind of feel sorry for him.
1292
01:11:22,171 --> 01:11:24,640
I thought you two
didn't get along.
1293
01:11:25,741 --> 01:11:27,575
Well, that's not quite true.
1294
01:11:27,576 --> 01:11:29,010
We used to be pretty close
1295
01:11:29,011 --> 01:11:31,146
before he found out
he was a Ewing. [scoffs]
1296
01:11:31,914 --> 01:11:33,715
The way I hear it,
you had your falling out
1297
01:11:33,716 --> 01:11:35,517
over a girl named
Garnet McGee.
1298
01:11:35,518 --> 01:11:39,387
Remember her? Little
country-western singer?
1299
01:11:39,388 --> 01:11:41,790
How'd you know about that?
1300
01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:45,693
You have the attention
span of a rhesus monkey.
1301
01:11:45,694 --> 01:11:47,796
I told you, I know
everything about you.
1302
01:11:47,797 --> 01:11:51,032
That means everything.
1303
01:11:51,033 --> 01:11:53,768
- And you still wanna save me.
- No.
1304
01:11:53,769 --> 01:11:56,404
I'm just showing you
what you wanted to see.
1305
01:11:56,405 --> 01:12:00,109
What it would have been like
if you'd never been born.
1306
01:12:01,343 --> 01:12:03,779
Old Ray ought to be glad
I was.
1307
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,983
Is this what his life
is really gonna be like?
1308
01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:11,419
Actually, it's not
as bad as you think.
1309
01:12:11,420 --> 01:12:13,989
- [J.R.] Where are we?
- [Adam] Shh.
1310
01:12:16,959 --> 01:12:19,828
- Hello? Where is every--?
- Surprise!
1311
01:12:19,829 --> 01:12:21,798
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday. Mwah.
1312
01:12:21,799 --> 01:12:23,798
Well, how about that?
You guys.
1313
01:12:23,799 --> 01:12:26,034
- Happy birthday.
- What a surprise.
1314
01:12:26,035 --> 01:12:27,836
How you doing,
feeling all right?
1315
01:12:27,837 --> 01:12:30,205
- Have a hard day?
- Feeling like a million now.
1316
01:12:30,206 --> 01:12:33,041
Are you? Good, come on
over here and sit down.
1317
01:12:33,042 --> 01:12:34,576
Characters, you.
1318
01:12:34,577 --> 01:12:36,646
[Beth] I think I see
something here for you.
1319
01:12:36,647 --> 01:12:38,580
- Presents and everything?
- Go ahead.
1320
01:12:38,581 --> 01:12:41,017
- Give Daddy your presents.
- Me first.
1321
01:12:42,551 --> 01:12:45,554
Okay. What do we
got here, Jock?
1322
01:12:52,428 --> 01:12:55,563
It's a real bolo. Got it
over at Mr. Jensen's hardware.
1323
01:12:55,564 --> 01:12:57,832
He worked there
every day after school
1324
01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:59,868
just to get the money
for that.
1325
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,208
Well, I reckon
that's about the best knife
1326
01:13:07,209 --> 01:13:08,977
anybody ever had.
1327
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,215
Thank you, Jock.
1328
01:13:15,184 --> 01:13:16,819
I guess I'm next.
1329
01:13:17,987 --> 01:13:21,023
It's kind of dumb, but
I thought you could use it.
1330
01:13:25,861 --> 01:13:28,329
Yours were getting
kind of worn out.
1331
01:13:28,330 --> 01:13:30,632
That they were.
1332
01:13:30,633 --> 01:13:33,167
It'll feel real good
to wear new ones.
1333
01:13:33,168 --> 01:13:36,771
Those are great, Andy.
Come here, boy.
1334
01:13:36,772 --> 01:13:40,108
That's really a nice present.
1335
01:13:40,109 --> 01:13:43,044
And this is mine.
1336
01:13:43,045 --> 01:13:46,282
Well, it's really
from all of us.
1337
01:13:53,155 --> 01:13:55,224
[laughs] Can you get it opened?
1338
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,302
What's it say, Dad?
1339
01:14:17,246 --> 01:14:19,580
"To Ray Krebbs.
1340
01:14:19,581 --> 01:14:22,951
"The world's best
husband and father.
1341
01:14:22,952 --> 01:14:25,087
With love, from your family."
1342
01:14:28,624 --> 01:14:30,326
Happy birthday.
1343
01:14:33,629 --> 01:14:36,732
I don't know why the good Lord
blessed me the way he did
1344
01:14:37,599 --> 01:14:41,136
but I must be about the
luckiest guy in this world.
1345
01:14:42,338 --> 01:14:44,407
- I love you.
- Happy birthday, Dad.
1346
01:14:44,408 --> 01:14:45,874
Happy birthday.
1347
01:14:47,109 --> 01:14:49,143
Come on, let's go
light all them candles
1348
01:14:49,144 --> 01:14:51,512
before I start
crying or something.
1349
01:14:51,513 --> 01:14:53,047
[Jock Jr.] Dad?
1350
01:14:53,048 --> 01:14:54,949
- Crying? Come on.
- I get the first piece.
1351
01:14:54,950 --> 01:14:57,185
- I get the first.
- Dad gets the first piece.
1352
01:14:57,186 --> 01:14:59,087
- Funny, isn't it?
- Did you make the cake?
1353
01:14:59,088 --> 01:15:03,691
The only one of the brothers
that's happy is Ray.
1354
01:15:03,692 --> 01:15:06,395
Doesn't have much,
works his tail off
1355
01:15:07,129 --> 01:15:09,364
but he's got the family
you always wanted
1356
01:15:09,365 --> 01:15:12,735
and never had
with all your money.
1357
01:15:14,737 --> 01:15:17,105
Yeah. I'm happy for him.
1358
01:15:17,106 --> 01:15:19,208
It's something
I'll never have.
1359
01:15:20,142 --> 01:15:22,510
I just wish Bobby
could have it too.
1360
01:15:22,511 --> 01:15:25,646
Bobby. I almost forgot.
1361
01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:31,085
So did you come to Dallas
to be with me on my big night?
1362
01:15:31,086 --> 01:15:32,420
No. No.
1363
01:15:32,421 --> 01:15:36,091
Instead, you show up here
to borrow money.
1364
01:15:38,127 --> 01:15:39,228
Well...
1365
01:15:40,362 --> 01:15:41,996
not a penny.
1366
01:15:41,997 --> 01:15:44,332
Not a farthing. Not a sou.
1367
01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:46,901
You'd gamble it away
like everything you ever had.
1368
01:15:46,902 --> 01:15:50,338
You.. Do you think
that I print my own money?
1369
01:15:50,339 --> 01:15:52,407
I bust my butt to make it
and I'm not gonna
1370
01:15:52,408 --> 01:15:54,342
throw it away
on someone like you.
1371
01:15:54,343 --> 01:15:56,444
Jason, come on.
1372
01:15:56,445 --> 01:15:58,446
Shut your mouth,
we're talking money here.
1373
01:15:58,447 --> 01:16:00,515
You know, Gary once told me
1374
01:16:00,516 --> 01:16:03,184
that he felt there was
a mix-up at the hospital.
1375
01:16:03,185 --> 01:16:05,554
With you. And Mama brought
home the wrong baby.
1376
01:16:06,755 --> 01:16:08,290
It's not funny.
1377
01:16:10,492 --> 01:16:12,327
I'm a Ewing all the way.
1378
01:16:13,629 --> 01:16:15,930
And I'm gonna prove it to you.
1379
01:16:15,931 --> 01:16:17,298
By lending me the money?
1380
01:16:17,299 --> 01:16:19,368
No. Hell, no.
1381
01:16:20,135 --> 01:16:23,772
But you can come to work
for me. You're a big hustler.
1382
01:16:24,406 --> 01:16:26,340
You'd make a great
real-estate salesman.
1383
01:16:26,341 --> 01:16:28,743
You miserable excuse
for a man.
1384
01:16:28,744 --> 01:16:30,178
Don't give me that crap.
1385
01:16:30,179 --> 01:16:32,248
You think I forgot
what you did to Southfork?
1386
01:16:32,249 --> 01:16:34,248
Not to mention blowing
a half a million dollars
1387
01:16:34,249 --> 01:16:36,350
of my money
on your very first deal.
1388
01:16:36,351 --> 01:16:39,387
No. No, no, no.
That wasn't my fault.
1389
01:16:39,388 --> 01:16:42,056
The whole thing
was underfinanced. [chuckles]
1390
01:16:42,057 --> 01:16:44,926
Who knew the bottom was
gonna fall out of the market?
1391
01:16:44,927 --> 01:16:47,728
Oh, I see.
1392
01:16:47,729 --> 01:16:49,564
That was a coincidence, huh?
1393
01:16:49,565 --> 01:16:52,867
That was the one and only time
that you ever lost any money.
1394
01:16:52,868 --> 01:16:55,671
What, you think I cheated you?
1395
01:16:57,940 --> 01:17:00,908
Sue me. Go on, sue me.
1396
01:17:00,909 --> 01:17:03,578
What do you say
I just break you in half?
1397
01:17:03,579 --> 01:17:05,514
Don't you threaten me.
1398
01:17:06,248 --> 01:17:09,150
You came to me
looking for money.
1399
01:17:09,151 --> 01:17:10,852
And you probably
don't even have enough
1400
01:17:10,853 --> 01:17:12,988
for a hotel room tonight.
1401
01:17:16,425 --> 01:17:17,526
Jason...
1402
01:17:18,994 --> 01:17:21,095
Bobby's gonna stay here
with us tonight.
1403
01:17:21,096 --> 01:17:24,166
Not us. I'm going to Austin.
1404
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,735
Gotta buy a couple
of new legislators.
1405
01:17:27,736 --> 01:17:29,605
So you can stay the night.
1406
01:17:31,473 --> 01:17:35,243
But when I get back,
I want your butt out of here.
1407
01:17:39,715 --> 01:17:41,716
Well...
1408
01:17:41,717 --> 01:17:44,018
I'm sorry, Bobby.
1409
01:17:44,019 --> 01:17:45,620
It was real important
to you, wasn't it?
1410
01:17:45,621 --> 01:17:48,990
I'll bet you he was the last
person you wanted to ask.
1411
01:17:48,991 --> 01:17:50,426
When you need
the kind of money I do
1412
01:17:50,427 --> 01:17:53,194
you can't be picky
about who you ask.
1413
01:17:54,029 --> 01:17:56,365
I didn't think
he'd lend it to me.
1414
01:17:57,699 --> 01:17:59,133
But I did force him
1415
01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:00,969
to turn me down right to
my face, didn't I?
1416
01:18:02,471 --> 01:18:04,839
Come on, Bobby.
1417
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,240
Let's go inside and drink
1418
01:18:06,241 --> 01:18:07,842
some of that jerk's
expensive wine
1419
01:18:07,843 --> 01:18:09,243
and have a good dinner.
1420
01:18:09,244 --> 01:18:10,845
It'll be nice to have somebody
1421
01:18:10,846 --> 01:18:12,448
besides old moneybags
to talk to.
1422
01:18:12,449 --> 01:18:15,216
Bootsie,
did anybody ever tell you
1423
01:18:15,217 --> 01:18:16,984
that you're too good for him?
1424
01:18:16,985 --> 01:18:19,921
My mother.
1425
01:18:19,922 --> 01:18:21,923
I don't believe it.
1426
01:18:21,924 --> 01:18:23,526
Why didn't Bobby
kick the crap out of him?
1427
01:18:23,527 --> 01:18:25,793
He never let anybody
talk to him that way,
1428
01:18:25,794 --> 01:18:28,362
especially
a sleaze ball like that.
1429
01:18:28,363 --> 01:18:32,099
Bobby just doesn't have
the spirit he used to.
1430
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:35,704
But the night might
hold some surprises.
1431
01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:39,941
Come in.
1432
01:18:42,811 --> 01:18:44,579
I brought you some pajamas.
1433
01:18:44,580 --> 01:18:46,581
Mm, is that kid stacked.
1434
01:18:46,582 --> 01:18:48,616
And ready.
1435
01:18:48,617 --> 01:18:51,152
Oh, boy, is this gonna be fun.
1436
01:18:51,153 --> 01:18:53,454
It'd serve Jason right
if Bobby nailed her.
1437
01:18:53,455 --> 01:18:56,557
Quite an opportunity to see
just how desperate Bobby is.
1438
01:18:56,558 --> 01:18:58,093
Mm-hmm.
1439
01:19:00,028 --> 01:19:04,432
Well, thank you,
but, uh, I never wear them.
1440
01:19:15,210 --> 01:19:16,978
I suppose you've figured out
1441
01:19:16,979 --> 01:19:20,249
that I'm not real happy
living with Jason.
1442
01:19:21,383 --> 01:19:23,552
Well, I don't see
how you could be.
1443
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:26,754
Listen, I am the last person
1444
01:19:26,755 --> 01:19:29,457
that should give
anybody advice.
1445
01:19:29,458 --> 01:19:32,193
Why don't you leave him?
1446
01:19:32,194 --> 01:19:34,128
It's not that easy.
1447
01:19:34,129 --> 01:19:36,632
It may not look it,
but he's real good to me.
1448
01:19:37,332 --> 01:19:40,401
Well, I mean,
I can buy whatever I want.
1449
01:19:40,402 --> 01:19:43,639
Oh, well, then
he's a real sport.
1450
01:19:44,773 --> 01:19:45,974
It's just...
1451
01:19:46,842 --> 01:19:50,045
We don't have any kind
of life together anymore.
1452
01:19:51,079 --> 01:19:53,681
I know he's playing
around on me.
1453
01:19:53,682 --> 01:19:55,918
He's got a girlfriend
down in Austin.
1454
01:19:55,919 --> 01:19:57,752
That's why he
went there tonight.
1455
01:19:58,687 --> 01:20:01,322
I'd do anything
to get back at him.
1456
01:20:01,323 --> 01:20:03,691
She wants you, Bobby.
Make your move.
1457
01:20:03,692 --> 01:20:05,159
[Bootsie] It's funny.
1458
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:06,694
When we were first married,
1459
01:20:06,695 --> 01:20:08,430
he was real nice.
1460
01:20:10,265 --> 01:20:13,301
The more successful he was,
the worse it got.
1461
01:20:17,339 --> 01:20:20,007
He hasn't made love
to me in months.
1462
01:20:20,008 --> 01:20:22,511
Now. That's the opening.
1463
01:20:23,512 --> 01:20:27,182
Well, Bootsie, if you wanna
have an affair, why not?
1464
01:20:31,853 --> 01:20:33,521
But not with me.
1465
01:20:34,690 --> 01:20:37,326
Jason's a snake...
1466
01:20:39,594 --> 01:20:41,228
but he is my brother.
1467
01:20:41,229 --> 01:20:45,566
Oh, for God's sake, Bob,
she's prime.
1468
01:20:45,567 --> 01:20:46,901
J.R.
1469
01:20:46,902 --> 01:20:48,669
She's gonna do it
sooner or later.
1470
01:20:48,670 --> 01:20:50,304
Might as well keep it
in the family.
1471
01:20:50,305 --> 01:20:53,708
No wonder my boss
likes you so much.
1472
01:20:55,444 --> 01:20:58,147
Well, maybe there's another
way to get back at him.
1473
01:20:58,148 --> 01:21:00,081
How much cash do you need?
1474
01:21:01,450 --> 01:21:02,618
A fortune.
1475
01:21:03,785 --> 01:21:05,754
Fifty thousand dollars.
1476
01:21:06,655 --> 01:21:09,523
Do you know
what's in my bedroom?
1477
01:21:09,524 --> 01:21:11,258
A safe.
1478
01:21:11,259 --> 01:21:14,195
Just filled
to the brim with cash.
1479
01:21:14,196 --> 01:21:17,031
Money he's never
reported to the IRS.
1480
01:21:17,032 --> 01:21:19,567
- Is there?
- There sure is.
1481
01:21:19,568 --> 01:21:21,202
How do you think
he gets approval
1482
01:21:21,203 --> 01:21:23,771
for all that junk
housing he builds?
1483
01:21:23,772 --> 01:21:25,639
He pays off everybody.
1484
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,808
All out of that cash.
1485
01:21:27,809 --> 01:21:29,643
So maybe this time,
1486
01:21:29,644 --> 01:21:32,213
it can do somebody
besides Jason some good.
1487
01:21:33,749 --> 01:21:36,452
- Why?
- Why what?
1488
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:40,522
Why are you doing this for me?
1489
01:21:41,890 --> 01:21:43,859
I don't know exactly.
1490
01:21:44,893 --> 01:21:46,761
Only I've always thought
1491
01:21:46,762 --> 01:21:48,329
that you were one
of the good guys.
1492
01:21:48,330 --> 01:21:50,831
And who knows?
1493
01:21:50,832 --> 01:21:52,366
Someday if I dump Jason
1494
01:21:52,367 --> 01:21:54,636
maybe I'll come
and look you up in Vegas.
1495
01:21:55,871 --> 01:21:59,308
So do you want it or not?
1496
01:22:00,242 --> 01:22:02,109
Yeah, I want it.
1497
01:22:02,110 --> 01:22:03,844
[clears throat] I'll even write him an IOU.
1498
01:22:03,845 --> 01:22:05,146
Oh.
1499
01:22:08,016 --> 01:22:10,351
He's gonna know
that you did this.
1500
01:22:10,352 --> 01:22:12,554
Are you gonna be okay?
1501
01:22:14,856 --> 01:22:17,459
He treats me like
a piece of furniture.
1502
01:22:18,693 --> 01:22:21,395
But I know enough
about his dirty deals
1503
01:22:21,396 --> 01:22:22,997
to keep him in line.
1504
01:22:22,998 --> 01:22:24,500
Well, what
are we waiting for?
1505
01:22:24,501 --> 01:22:25,600
Nothing.
1506
01:22:28,870 --> 01:22:31,605
Well, looks like Bobby's
troubles are taken care of
1507
01:22:31,606 --> 01:22:35,309
so if the show's over,
let's get out of here.
1508
01:22:35,310 --> 01:22:38,446
But the fat lady
hasn't sung yet.
1509
01:22:38,447 --> 01:22:41,350
Let's stick around
for the last act.
1510
01:22:57,365 --> 01:22:59,133
How come we didn't
hang around Jason's
1511
01:22:59,134 --> 01:23:00,835
last night
to see how it ended?
1512
01:23:00,836 --> 01:23:04,171
I mean, Bobby could
have gotten lucky.
1513
01:23:04,172 --> 01:23:07,374
You don't have
to see everything.
1514
01:23:07,375 --> 01:23:10,110
- So did he get the money?
- Of course.
1515
01:23:10,111 --> 01:23:11,812
How much?
1516
01:23:11,813 --> 01:23:15,250
Fifty thousand dollars,
just what he needed.
1517
01:23:16,251 --> 01:23:17,753
[sighs] A safe full of money
1518
01:23:17,754 --> 01:23:19,954
and he didn't take
extra cash for himself?
1519
01:23:19,955 --> 01:23:21,356
I tell you...
1520
01:23:22,190 --> 01:23:24,692
Bobby's still Bobby,
all right.
1521
01:23:24,693 --> 01:23:26,961
You didn't
understand him before
1522
01:23:26,962 --> 01:23:29,465
and you don't now.
1523
01:23:39,174 --> 01:23:41,209
What is she doing here?
1524
01:23:42,143 --> 01:23:43,677
[Bobby] Hi.
1525
01:23:43,678 --> 01:23:44,846
Sit down.
1526
01:23:52,487 --> 01:23:55,423
Thanks for meeting me.
1527
01:23:56,191 --> 01:23:58,259
I don't have time.
I've gotta get back to work.
1528
01:23:58,260 --> 01:24:00,094
Yeah, right.
1529
01:24:00,095 --> 01:24:04,132
Well, it's good that one of us
is responsible and has a job.
1530
01:24:05,901 --> 01:24:07,536
Yeah.
1531
01:24:09,471 --> 01:24:11,205
Give me your purse.
1532
01:24:11,206 --> 01:24:14,475
- What?
- Give me your purse.
1533
01:24:14,476 --> 01:24:16,377
I've got some money for you.
1534
01:24:16,378 --> 01:24:19,079
I got lucky.
1535
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,882
What do you mean
you got lucky?
1536
01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:23,517
Well, I didn't rob a bank,
1537
01:24:23,518 --> 01:24:26,420
if that's
what you're thinking.
1538
01:24:26,421 --> 01:24:30,926
I ran into a guy who owes me.
1539
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:35,229
There's 25 G's in there.
1540
01:24:35,230 --> 01:24:38,200
Bobby, where did
you get this money?
1541
01:24:38,967 --> 01:24:43,003
You know, I may have to be out
of town for a little while.
1542
01:24:43,004 --> 01:24:44,905
So I wanted to make sure
1543
01:24:44,906 --> 01:24:47,041
that you and the kids
were taken care of.
1544
01:24:48,076 --> 01:24:50,311
You're scaring me, Bobby.
1545
01:24:50,312 --> 01:24:51,979
Why would you have
to be out of town?
1546
01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:53,882
Are you all right?
1547
01:24:55,317 --> 01:24:57,252
You better be careful, lady.
1548
01:24:57,919 --> 01:25:01,656
You're starting to talk like
somebody that cares about me.
1549
01:25:02,624 --> 01:25:05,393
[sighs] You know I do.
1550
01:25:06,328 --> 01:25:08,228
I loved you.
1551
01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:11,532
I just couldn't be married
to you the way you were.
1552
01:25:12,867 --> 01:25:14,568
Well, you won't find
many people
1553
01:25:14,569 --> 01:25:17,072
who would fault you for that.
1554
01:25:19,307 --> 01:25:21,376
Oh, Annie.
1555
01:25:23,578 --> 01:25:26,347
The one good thing I did
1556
01:25:26,348 --> 01:25:29,484
was have you
as the mother of my children.
1557
01:25:32,954 --> 01:25:34,221
Come on.
1558
01:25:34,222 --> 01:25:35,757
You should go.
1559
01:25:37,025 --> 01:25:38,660
Look...
1560
01:25:39,694 --> 01:25:42,463
why don't you come over
tonight and see the kids?
1561
01:25:42,464 --> 01:25:44,366
They'd love it.
1562
01:25:45,734 --> 01:25:47,035
I'd like to.
1563
01:25:47,636 --> 01:25:49,338
But, you know, the thing is
1564
01:25:49,339 --> 01:25:52,573
I don't know where
I'm gonna be tonight.
1565
01:25:52,574 --> 01:25:55,242
Well, then if it's late,
I'll wait up.
1566
01:25:55,243 --> 01:25:57,044
I wanna know
you're all right, Bobby.
1567
01:25:57,045 --> 01:25:58,946
Oh, I'm gonna be fine.
1568
01:25:58,947 --> 01:26:00,715
Honest, I am.
1569
01:26:01,750 --> 01:26:03,785
Look, I'll tell you what.
1570
01:26:04,519 --> 01:26:06,654
Maybe I can make it.
1571
01:26:06,655 --> 01:26:10,424
Okay? I'll try. I'm not
saying that I'll be there.
1572
01:26:10,425 --> 01:26:13,060
- But I'll try, okay?
- No, it's not okay.
1573
01:26:13,061 --> 01:26:15,697
I wanna know how deep
you're in, Bobby.
1574
01:26:17,432 --> 01:26:20,468
You better get on to work.
Go on.
1575
01:26:22,570 --> 01:26:24,906
Don't let this bag
out of your sight.
1576
01:26:26,608 --> 01:26:28,743
Please, Annie, go.
1577
01:26:36,484 --> 01:26:37,951
What is he doing?
1578
01:26:37,952 --> 01:26:41,388
He just gave her half
the money he owes McKay.
1579
01:26:41,389 --> 01:26:43,390
Maybe he cares more about her
and the kids
1580
01:26:43,391 --> 01:26:44,892
than he does about himself.
1581
01:26:44,893 --> 01:26:46,994
Well, he's gonna
skip town, right?
1582
01:26:46,995 --> 01:26:50,064
I mean, if he only shows up
with half of that money,
1583
01:26:50,065 --> 01:26:51,300
McKay will have him killed.
1584
01:26:51,301 --> 01:26:53,767
[Adam] Bobby's a gambler.
1585
01:26:53,768 --> 01:26:55,669
Maybe he's trying
to get things in order
1586
01:26:55,670 --> 01:26:57,071
before he sees McKay.
1587
01:26:57,072 --> 01:26:58,774
He's going to see him?
1588
01:27:00,942 --> 01:27:03,878
Oh, tell me that nothing bad
is gonna happen to Bobby.
1589
01:27:05,714 --> 01:27:07,516
You're really worried,
aren't you?
1590
01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:10,350
You're damn right I am.
1591
01:27:10,351 --> 01:27:12,319
Bobby's my brother,
and I love him.
1592
01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:14,154
Whoa.
1593
01:27:14,155 --> 01:27:16,390
Don't get mushy on me now.
1594
01:27:16,391 --> 01:27:19,626
This is not the J.R.
I came to talk to.
1595
01:27:19,627 --> 01:27:21,995
Just tell me Bobby's
gonna be all right.
1596
01:27:21,996 --> 01:27:24,131
Let's go see.
1597
01:27:24,132 --> 01:27:26,434
No. Uh-uh.
1598
01:27:30,939 --> 01:27:32,174
Hello, Mac.
1599
01:27:33,641 --> 01:27:35,008
[McKay] I'm surprised, Bobby.
1600
01:27:35,009 --> 01:27:36,777
I thought you'd be running
for your life.
1601
01:27:36,778 --> 01:27:38,779
Who, me? Oh, no, Mac.
1602
01:27:38,780 --> 01:27:43,016
I wanted to see the look on
your face when I paid you off.
1603
01:27:43,017 --> 01:27:44,985
The age of miracles.
1604
01:27:44,986 --> 01:27:47,922
Don't bother counting it.
There's 25 grand there.
1605
01:27:50,325 --> 01:27:52,860
This isn't half down
in easy payments.
1606
01:27:52,861 --> 01:27:55,262
I know.
Mac, I took your advice.
1607
01:27:55,263 --> 01:27:59,600
I won the lottery. There's
another 75 G's in here.
1608
01:27:59,601 --> 01:28:01,203
How about you and I
go in double or nothing.
1609
01:28:01,204 --> 01:28:02,836
What do you say?
1610
01:28:02,837 --> 01:28:05,372
He's gonna get killed.
There's nothing in there.
1611
01:28:05,373 --> 01:28:07,108
I don't gamble.
1612
01:28:08,042 --> 01:28:12,813
I make my money
from losers like you who do.
1613
01:28:12,814 --> 01:28:16,818
Now, just fork over the other
25 and get out of here.
1614
01:28:19,053 --> 01:28:21,488
You know, Mac,
I'm surprised at you.
1615
01:28:21,489 --> 01:28:23,891
Now, I've heard that you have
1616
01:28:23,892 --> 01:28:25,859
rocks the size
Queen Mary.
1617
01:28:25,860 --> 01:28:28,496
Are you afraid to go
head to head with me?
1618
01:28:29,297 --> 01:28:30,731
Don't press your luck.
1619
01:28:30,732 --> 01:28:32,199
Just hand over
the rest of the money.
1620
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:35,135
[Bobby sighs] You got it.
1621
01:28:35,136 --> 01:28:37,171
I was gonna add
a little incentive.
1622
01:28:37,172 --> 01:28:40,507
You win,
I'm out of Vegas for good
1623
01:28:40,508 --> 01:28:42,844
and you're ahead 50 G's.
1624
01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:49,217
It'd almost be worth it
never to see you again.
1625
01:28:56,424 --> 01:28:57,625
One card.
1626
01:29:01,529 --> 01:29:03,564
Hundred grand or nothing.
1627
01:29:05,433 --> 01:29:09,270
Or maybe the word should get
out that I faced you down.
1628
01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:16,378
I think maybe that
you're a dead man.
1629
01:29:16,379 --> 01:29:20,248
[chuckles] Mac, you're too
nice a man to kill me.
1630
01:29:21,449 --> 01:29:22,983
Such a nice man,
know what I'm gonna do?
1631
01:29:22,984 --> 01:29:27,754
I'm gonna show you this card.
First.
1632
01:29:27,755 --> 01:29:29,323
And then you can decide.
1633
01:29:36,064 --> 01:29:38,333
Run, Bobby.
Get the hell out of here.
1634
01:29:43,004 --> 01:29:44,339
Well...
1635
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:49,077
there's only 12 cards in that
whole deck lower than that.
1636
01:29:50,011 --> 01:29:52,613
That's three-to-one odds
in your favor, Mac.
1637
01:29:52,614 --> 01:29:55,016
That's pretty good.
1638
01:29:56,784 --> 01:29:59,186
Help him. I know you can.
1639
01:30:00,154 --> 01:30:01,855
I can't interfere.
1640
01:30:01,856 --> 01:30:04,125
You help him,
I'll do anything you want.
1641
01:30:24,512 --> 01:30:25,980
[McKay] Bobby!
1642
01:30:30,184 --> 01:30:33,821
Do yourself a favor
and stay out of my casinos.
1643
01:30:35,523 --> 01:30:38,425
Maybe a nice long trip
1644
01:30:38,426 --> 01:30:40,628
might be good for your health.
1645
01:30:42,130 --> 01:30:44,399
Me leave town
when I'm on a roll?
1646
01:30:46,301 --> 01:30:47,903
No way, Mac.
1647
01:30:50,405 --> 01:30:52,606
Well, I guess I owe you one.
1648
01:30:52,607 --> 01:30:55,809
Bobby's back on his feet now.
He's gonna be all right.
1649
01:30:55,810 --> 01:30:57,811
I told you he's a gambler.
1650
01:30:57,812 --> 01:31:00,447
By tonight,
he'll have lost it all.
1651
01:31:00,448 --> 01:31:04,618
That's the way his life is.
He can't help what he does.
1652
01:31:04,619 --> 01:31:08,288
Bobby doesn't have a life.
So?
1653
01:31:08,289 --> 01:31:11,425
See what a difference
you made.
1654
01:31:12,994 --> 01:31:15,396
You don't think I believe
all this, do you?
1655
01:31:15,964 --> 01:31:18,934
Cliff Barnes, the president
of the United States.
1656
01:31:18,935 --> 01:31:20,434
Sue Ellen making it on her own
1657
01:31:20,435 --> 01:31:23,303
and all that stuff
about Bobby and Cally.
1658
01:31:23,304 --> 01:31:26,707
Things can't have changed that
much, with or without me.
1659
01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:29,743
Besides,
what's the difference?
1660
01:31:29,744 --> 01:31:31,712
I still don't have anybody.
1661
01:31:31,713 --> 01:31:34,149
I'm the same as
the first time I met you.
1662
01:31:34,150 --> 01:31:37,284
Then why don't you go ahead
and kill yourself?
1663
01:31:38,753 --> 01:31:40,821
And send you
back to heaven a failure?
1664
01:31:40,822 --> 01:31:43,523
You'll never become
an angel. [chuckles]
1665
01:31:43,524 --> 01:31:46,227
[laughing] An angel?
1666
01:31:46,861 --> 01:31:49,897
What makes you think
I'm from heaven?
1667
01:31:58,873 --> 01:32:01,142
Oh, my God. What a nightmare.
1668
01:32:05,646 --> 01:32:07,715
I've still got nobody.
1669
01:32:09,283 --> 01:32:11,018
Nobody cares.
1670
01:32:16,324 --> 01:32:19,194
[Adam] You thought it was a dream?
1671
01:32:20,395 --> 01:32:21,930
Go on.
1672
01:32:22,764 --> 01:32:24,264
Do it.
1673
01:32:24,265 --> 01:32:26,266
Nobody loves you.
1674
01:32:26,267 --> 01:32:29,203
They all ran off on you.
1675
01:32:30,872 --> 01:32:33,473
Why take any more?
1676
01:32:33,474 --> 01:32:35,376
Go on.
1677
01:32:36,778 --> 01:32:39,014
Pull that trigger.
1678
01:32:49,791 --> 01:32:51,860
Get it over with.
1679
01:32:57,231 --> 01:33:02,203
It'll be, oh, so much better.
1680
01:33:05,173 --> 01:33:09,310
Think how sorry
they'll all be.
1681
01:33:20,521 --> 01:33:23,256
That's right.
1682
01:33:23,257 --> 01:33:27,962
Just one shot.
1683
01:33:30,965 --> 01:33:34,202
That's all it'll take.
1684
01:33:43,411 --> 01:33:44,512
Do it!
1685
01:33:55,456 --> 01:33:56,958
Oh, my God.