[theme music]
[J.R.] This whole thing is a mistake. I don't belong in here.
[Howard] You and everybody else we bring here.
I'm a very wealthy man. Make one call for me,
you can have anything you want.
- I want you to shut up. - You don't understand.
I'll shut you up if you don't stop talking.
- I wanna see Dr. Wexler. - Ain't his territory anymore.
Now, you're in big trouble, man.
- Let me out of here. - Yell all you want.
[Howard] Ain't nobody gonna hear you down here.
[Howard laughs]
Ewing? Is that you?
[laughing]
I've been waiting for you.
Tomorrow, you're mine.
[woman over PA] American Airlines flight 405 now arriving at Gate 5.
[April] I've seen this in so many movies.
I can't believe I'm really here.
Wait till we get into Paris.
You're gonna think
that Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant
would come around every corner.
Oh, I love that movie.
Oh, he was so romantic.
I think he was the greatest looking man that ever lived.
With the possible exception of your husband, I hope.
I was just gonna say that.
[Sheila grunts]
- I'm sorry. - No harm, no foul.
- You okay? - I'm fine.
I must be the clumsiest woman alive, though.
Thanks for the save.
If you were Cary Grant, and I were Audrey Hepburn
that would definitely be our mystery woman.
[Bobby laughs] Come on.
[knocking on door]
- James? - You got it.
- You did it, I can tell. - Ah, you bet I did.
I served him the divorce papers.
Take a look at this.
The property settlement,
all signed and sealed.
I can't believe he really signed it. How'd you do it?
If anybody understands blackmail, it's my father.
He'd have done anything to get out of there.
Hmm, now that he is getting out,
he's gonna be after us. You know that.
That's what I was thinking.
Which is why he's still in there.
I don't understand.
Now, he started making threats. [scoffs]
So I tore up his release papers.
- You left him in there? - He deserves it.
You know why he went there in the first place?
To get Clayton's sister
to sign some kinda power of attorney.
Just so he could shaft Clayton.
Should have seen his face when they dragged him away.
But that wasn't part of the deal.
Even J.R. doesn't deserve that.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
Are you turning into some bleeding heart?
Or maybe you've just forgotten
all the things he's done to us?
Of course I haven't.
And besides, how long you think he'll stay there?
He'll get somebody to get him out.
Who?
Bobby's in Paris,
Clayton and Miss Ellie are traveling.
Lucy's in Europe,
and I switched the letter he gave to Sly.
He doesn't have anybody left to help him.
He'll get out eventually, you know it.
And when he does, I don't wanna be around him.
Well, maybe you're afraid of him. I'm not.
It's not a question of that.
I thought we were a team,
that we agreed on what we were doing.
Well, I feel good about what I did.
And if you don't like it, that's too damn bad.
James, you're making a mistake. I feel it.
The only mistake I made was thinking
you felt the same way about him I did.
[door closes]
Uh, I guess it's about 20, 30 minutes, okay?
- That isn't bad. - It's a beautiful ride too.
- I'll find the driver. - Okay.
[woman speaking indistinctly over PA]
- Hello again. - Hi.
You don't see a sign that says "Foley," do you?
I sure don't.
I'm off to a wonderful start.
What? Problem?
Just my usual luck.
Left one bag in London, and my limo's not here.
My driver said there's a lot of traffic.
- I'm sure he'll show up. - The way things are going,
he's probably waiting for me at Orly Airport.
Maybe we can give you a lift.
No, no. I can always take a taxi.
I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Uh, we can drop you.
Ask me again and I'll say yes.
Come along with us.
Deal. Thank you.
- Where you staying? - The Royal Monceau.
[April] So are we, so it's no big deal at all.
[Sheila chuckles]
[Morrisey] You sleep good?
[door opens]
[Morrisey] You hear those doors?
They're coming to let us out in the yard.
Only 15 minutes.
But that's gonna be the longest 15 minutes
of your life.
[keys jingling]
On your feet, Ewing, come on.
Hey, listen, I think I'll skip the exercise today, huh?
[Howard] Come on, move it. You're going back up.
- No! - Shut up, Morrisey.
You must live right, Ewing.
You mean I'm getting out here?
I guess they think you been punished enough.
[laughs]
Well, get this thing off me, will you?
I guess you're gonna have to play by yourself, Morrisey.
I ain't gonna be down here forever, Ewing.
Carry on like you been and you will.
I'll be up there to see you.
[laughs] In your dreams, Morrisey.
In your dreams, boy. [laughs]
I'll be up there to see you, Ewing.
I'll be up there to see you.
I'll be up there to see you!
Thank you for the ride.
Maybe we'll see you later.
We'll have a drink or something.
Can I buy you a coffee now?
There's a café around the corner I have to see.
I thought you said this was your first trip to Paris?
It is. My husband told me about it.
It was his favorite, it was the first place
he was gonna take me in Paris.
Your husband?
- He passed away last year.
Please, I really would like some company.
- Tell him we'll be right back. - Certainly.
Cup of coffee is just what I need.
Thank you, I think it's this way.
[Bobby] I am sorry, Sheila, I didn't realize
that he'd killed himself.
- [speaks in French] - Okay.
Sheila, are you sure you wanna talk about this?
My shrink would say it's good for me to get it out.
Not so sure I should be laying it all on you, though.
Oh, no, it's all right, really.
What part of the States are you from?
We're from Texas.
Dallas, to be exact.
Would the Ewing be Ewing Oil?
- You know Ewing Oil? - I've heard of it.
You've probably heard of John's company too.
Foley Petrotech in Odessa?
- That name rings a bell, yeah.
Well, it doesn't matter much...
Except that you'll really understand what happened.
The boom and the bust. I understand.
John was riding high.
Banks were shoveling money at him.
Expand, invest, make more. It'll never end.
Only it did.
OPEC.
Flooded the market with cheap oil.
It was all over.
And a man...
who had lived by his word all his life
was over his head in bank loans he couldn't pay.
It got to a point.
He couldn't live with it.
So one day...
Anyway,
I am taking this trip as a memorial to him.
To the life we should've had together.
Don't ever put off your plans till tomorrow.
Remember how you feel right now.
Don't ever let anything get in the way of that.
Ah.
Thank you. Here, I got it, thank you.
- [knock on door] - Come.
That's all.
- [door closes] - Mr. Ewing.
Well, you have me at a disadvantage.
I was expecting Dr. Wexler.
You're not in his jurisdiction now.
My name is Wykoff. I handle the more difficult cases.
Difficult? [scoffs]
What's so difficult about me?
Didn't you get the message in Solitary?
We will not accept behavior such as yours.
Threatening your lawyer that way.
Disrupting other patients, making bodily threats.
In the first place,
that was not my lawyer, that was my son.
Secondly, he tore my release papers.
Now, how would you expect me to react?
If it was your son,
why would he tear up your release papers?
Because he wants to get me, to keep me in here.
[scoffs] I went over Dr. Wexler's files on you.
It seems he was just getting into your paranoia.
We can add your son to the list of people
who are out to get you.
What is it with you all and this paranoia thing?
Your problem is you're so used to dealing with fruitcakes
you can't recognize the real truth when you hear it.
[chuckles]
You're the one in pajamas and a robe, Mr. Ewing,
not I.
So I'm sure you won't mind
if I'm just a little bit skeptical
about your version of the truth.
I don't know you real well, so I'm gonna let that pass.
However, I am gonna give you the last truth.
Well, since I've been here five days or more...
Shortly, my secretary, Miss Lovegren,
is gonna show up with my release papers.
And when she does...
we'll see who belongs here and who doesn't.
[both chuckle]
[James] Did, uh, you hear anything from my dad yet?
Nope, but that letter he left me explained everything.
- He's fine. - See?
I knew we were worried about nothing.
[chuckles]
Oh, he enclosed this contract
in the envelope for you to sign.
Huh, thanks.
And he left instructions.
While he and Bobby were gone,
you were to be in charge.
In that case my first order is that we close the office.
You ladies take the rest of the day off.
- You mean it? - I insist on it.
I'll call the answering service
and make sure they take over.
Don't bother,
anyone who wants us can call us back tomorrow.
Hurry, I'll take you to lunch.
- Great. - All right.
- I like our new boss. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Sure.
How can I tell what my problem is when I don't have one?
Mr. Ewing.
The first step toward regaining your mental health
is facing up to the reason that you're in here.
But I have told you the reason I'm in here,
and you choose not to believe me.
Now, that's your problem.
Trouble in the day room, doctor. They need you.
Just stay here, Mr. Ewing. I won't be long.
[phone ringing]
Where is everybody?
One of the girls has to be there.
[sighs]
Uh, yes, Dallas, please.
The law firm of Smithfield & Bennett.
Thank you.
Hello? Uh, this is J.R. Ewing here.
I'd like to speak to Harv Smithfield, please.
Now, I don't care what kind of a conference he's in.
You tell him who's on the line here.
[door opens]
Phone calls are strictly forbidden, Mr. Ewing.
Oh, I was trying to call my mama.
She's just worried sick about me.
With good reason.
Don't step out of line again, Mr. Ewing.
Unless you wanna go back down below.
No more phone calls for me.
I promise.
[Bobby] The Left Bank has some wonderful restaurants.
I think I'll stay in this evening
Unpack and have room service.
- Why don't you come with us? - Oh, no.
I have inflicted myself on you long enough.
No more tears-in-the-beer story tonight.
Sheila, you're welcome, you know that.
I know, and I thank you.
But Paris is a city for lovers.
It's time you two got on with your honeymoon.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Uh, Mrs. Ewing, I beg your pardon.
But I heard you talking on the way in from the airport, um...
- Old crystal? - I love it.
There's this shop just around the corner
that has some very unique old pieces.
Do they speak English?
I'd help you to translate.
We've been here three hours and I haven't bought anything.
You go ahead, I'll register and meet you there.
The shop is called Petit Beau. [speaks in French]
I won't be long.
Bonjour.
You have a reservation
for Mr. and Mrs. Ewing.
Eh, of course.
- Oh, what a wonderful hotel. - [both chuckle]
I think this is gonna be the trip of our lives.
If there's one thing that makes a honeymoon special,
- it's Paris. - [chuckles] Yes.
Oh, I love Paris,
it's the most romantic city in the world.
I love it already.
The luggage is in your room, Mr. Ewing, and unpacked.
Thank you very much.
Bobby.
- Thank you for today. - Oh, you're welcome.
But now I gotta find April before she buys Paris.
[chuckles]
[Keller] He's back.
I told you he was back.
The attendants told us they took you to see Wykoff.
I like Dr. Wexler better. He's helping me.
He's helping us all. We're practically all cured.
Didn't start on your shawl yet.
Didn't know you'd be back so soon.
- I missed you. - Well, thank you.
I never thought I'd hear myself saying this,
but I'm happy to be here.
We all missed you.
Except Goldman.
He hasn't played cards since you caught him cheating.
Well, now, I might have been wrong about that.
[Donia] Really?
He won't even talk to me
since I tried to strangle him.
Maybe we ought to give him a second chance, huh?
We're gonna give you another chance.
We've decided to let bygones be bygones.
- So don't cheat anymore. - I never did.
He said I did, but I never did.
Well, I could've been wrong about that.
What do you say we start up the game again?
All right.
But I'll never deal again.
When we heard you were back, we made a surprise.
- Oh, yeah, what's that? - You'll see.
We all did it, you'll like it.
Except me, I didn't.
- And guess what. - I give up.
There's a social tonight.
I bet Anita's gonna be really glad to see you.
[all giggling]
[accordion music]
[April] It's unbelievable.
[Bobby] Even prettier than downtown Dallas?
[April] Prettier than anywhere.
Think how I'd enjoyed it if you let me go to the hotel
to take a shower and change my clothes.
[Bobby] Well, if you would have stopped shopping
at a decent hour, I would have.
I was just making up for everything
I didn't buy in London.
Now, if I remember correctly,
you were much too busy for shopping in London.
Hmm. Weren't we, though?
[Bobby chuckles]
I think this is the second-most
romantic night of my life.
The first being?
The night of the great waltz in Vienna.
That was nice.
But this is better, because we're married.
- You don't like being married? - I love it.
I was just thinking about Sheila.
Maybe we should have brought her tonight.
You want a chaperone on our honeymoon?
No.
I just feel so sorry for her.
I mean, it will be terrible to do this alone.
That is not something you will ever have to worry about.
Promise me.
We'll never be like they were.
Let's not ever put off anything that we wanna do.
Some things have to wait for the right time and place.
I'm serious.
I never want us to lose any time we can spend together.
I promise you...
whatever you want, whenever you want.
Right now, I want to dance.
You hum, I'll lead.
[April humming]
Have you seen your surprise yet?
Everything looks the same to me.
In your suitcase.
Huh? Oh.
Under the false bottom.
So sue me, I saw it.
I bet you're gonna like it.
It was hard to do.
Those little plastic scissors.
I wanted to get you a shawl.
[Donia] But this was better. It's from all of us.
[J.R.] Oh, my God, the voting rights.
[romantic music]
[Jordan] Bobby?
Bobby Ewing?
April, what a surprise.
- Hello, Jordan. - I don't believe it.
I'm sorry I missed the wedding,
but congratulations.
Thank you. We heard you were on a world tour, traveling.
Well, not much else to do once I retired.
I've been thinking about going back into business again.
- You're kidding. - Ah, just thinking about it.
I'm surprised you let him talk you into this, April.
Into what?
Well, taking a business trip
on your honeymoon.
What are you talking about, Jordan?
Now, don't you try to pretend you're not here
for the same big conference I am.
- What conference? - You really don't know?
Jordan, what are you talking about?
The OPEC ministers,
they're meeting here in Paris soon.
Gonna be a big reception, they're gonna tell the world
about their plans for next year.
Hear they're gonna be revolutionary.
Well, I haven't heard about it,
and frankly, I don't care.
I'm here on my honeymoon. No business, period.
[April laughs]
April, you've changed him for the better already.
All right, no business but...
I'm gonna be here another week,
I'd like to take you two to dinner.
That is, if you don't object to having an old friend
butting in on your honeymoon.
- I think I'd like that. - Well...
I'm staying at the Crillon.
Just give me a call me and let me know.
- We'll do it. - Matter of fact,
we might have somebody to keep you company.
Good, I love a mystery.
Well, you two have a nice night now.
As I'm sure you will.
[both chuckle]
Wasn't that strange, running into him?
It didn't take you too long to turn into miss matchmaker.
Don't you think he's a little old for Sheila?
What harm can it do for us to have dinner?
Might make things better for her.
Well, we'll see, won't we?
[April chuckles]
[jazz music over speakers]
Well, quite a turnout.
- Aren't you going to dance? - Sure, in a couple of minutes.
I see all the ladies aren't here.
Anita? The belle of the ball?
Yeah, well, she can liven up a party, that's for sure.
She's been on the warpath the last couple of days.
She's locked in her room.
Oh.
Well, there was another lady, uh, older, very regal.
You mean Lady Montfort.
Yeah, I think that's her name.
- Where's she? - She's gone.
Oh? Gone where?
Transferred, to another institution for women only.
She'll be better off there.
[sighs]
So, uh, if you're gonna dance,
these are your partners.
Wonderful.
Honey, did you get the passports back?
Stop worrying, they're right here.
I don't suppose you wanna sit down,
grab something to eat, maybe a beer, huh?
So many shops, so little time.
Now-- Oh, sorry.
Yeah, well, okay.
- [April] Mmm. - Hey, look.
It's pretty good, almost looks like him.
- Actually, it's not bad. - [laughs]
- Well, then what do you say? - To what?
To a little souvenir.
- Well, Bobby, it's so... - Touristy, I know.
I want our grandkids to have something
to remind them how beautiful Grandma used to be.
Beautiful subject, monsieur. I will do her full justice.
- What do you say? - [chuckles]
Okay, okay.
Just don't make me laugh while I'm sitting here.
Do a perfect job,
this is a souvenir of our honeymoon in Paris.
Along with everything that's not nailed down.
[laughs]
Honey, you know, it is possible to have the shops
ship some of this stuff.
And we don't have to stand in the customs lines for hours
having it all declared.
You're the one that keeps telling me to buy things.
You're trying to pretend you're not enjoying this.
Oh, I'm enjoying myself.
Let's grab a taxi and go to the hotel
and rest up until tonight.
Why don't we stay in and have room service.
- That's a good idea. - [April gasps]
Oh, Bobby, look at these purses.
Mom would die for one of these.
All right, I know where we are.
We'll come back tomorrow.
Oh, come on, it'll only take a minute.
Honey, I don't wanna go in another store.
Then wait right here.
[sighs]
April run off and leave you already?
Hello, Jordan.
I've seen more of you here than I did in Dallas.
She's inside getting one last thing.
Oh, there's no such animal as one last thing.
There's a café down there.
How about a drink while you're waiting?
Yeah, just a second.
[knocks]
I think we have time for dinner, Jordan.
Okay, I got it.
[knocks on door]
- Yes? - Cally, it's James.
[sighs]
Hi. How you doing?
- Do you really care? - Well, that's why I'm here.
I just wanted to make sure you're all right.
I'm just fine.
Well, you wouldn't be if I let J.R. out.
Oh, you kept him in there for me, did you?
Now, what do you think?
I thought about it a lot,
and I think you did it for you.
You just used me for your own dumb revenge on J.R.
Now, that isn't so. I did it for both of us.
Then let's let him out now.
I hate him, but what we're doing is wrong.
Look, I have the other release papers.
- Let's use them. - Why?
He was up to one of his usual dirty tricks.
Well, I think it's about time something backfired on him.
- What's wrong now? - I don't like what I see.
I thought you were this wonderful, kind friend.
Somebody I could really trust.
Now you're just some kind of avenging angel.
What are you talking about?
I only did what he would've in my place.
You know what? You're too much like J.R.
You think and act like him.
You're wrong. How can you forget so easy?
I haven't forgotten.
All the women he made love to?
What about throwing you off of Southfork, all the lies?
I know all that, but I still wouldn't do what you did.
Yeah, because you don't have the guts.
No, because I don't have to prove to him
that I'm stronger, tougher, smarter.
- That I'm a better man. - Neither do I.
I only wanted to show him that I could beat him.
But you haven't beaten him, you've become him.
What's next? Marrying me and raising his child?
That is sick. You know, you're really sick.
Don't you understand I'm nothing like him?
That's the worst part about it
you don't even realize what you've become.
No, I realize I was wrong about you.
No, I was wrong about you.
I got rid of one J.R.
and almost ended up with another one.
Now, you just get out and leave me alone.
You don't have to say that twice.
But you're wrong about me.
Jordan, she has got to be done by now.
I'll get it.
All right, we'll see you later.
- Bye, Jordan. - Bye.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
My wife was in here looking at some handbags.
Oh, yes, I remember.
She left a few minutes ago.
Are you sure?
[speaks in French] Yes.
Okay, thanks.
- You don't see her? - No, I don't.
Perhaps she thought you left and took a taxi to your hotel.
[scoffs]
Well, she doesn't know her way around here very well.
Well, I guess you're right.
Nobody dumps me.
I've been waiting to pay you back.
They threw me in the hole, I just got out.
I looked for you at the dance.
You didn't come to my room.
They told you were locked up.
Give me another chance.
My room, tomorrow night.
And you better be great.
Otherwise, they're gonna find you
with this sticking right out of your ear.
Thank you.
- Mr. Ewing, your key? - Uh, no.
I was hoping my wife picked it up.
You seen her?
I'm not sure, but I think she went into the bar.
Just, uh, five minutes ago.
Great. Would you take these up to my room, please?
Of course.
[Sheila] Hi there.
Hi.
You look all lost and lonely. May I buy you a drink?
Uh, you didn't see April in here, did you?
You two get separated?
Yeah, we did. I thought she'd be back here by now.
This is a good place to wait for her.
- How about that drink? - All right, I will, thank you.
I'll have a Scotch on the rocks.
Honeymooners should never drink alone.
Yes. I'll have another one too, please.
My name's Bobby Ewing, would you tell
the front desk I'm in here, please?
- Of course, sir. - Thanks.
So how was your day?
Quiet. I, um, did the things tourists usually do.
The Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, you know.
Listen. We're going out to Versailles tomorrow,
why don't you come with us.
You're very sweet, Bobby.
But you and April really deserve time alone together.
Thank you.
What a wonderful husband you're going to make.
[chuckles]
To husbands.
Here, here.
James.
How are you, son?
Just wonderful.
You're not, still hot at me
for canceling that deal, are you?
No.
It was the first in a long line of lessons I got.
I'd have gone through with it, but your daddy
made it clear he'd give me trouble if I did.
Yeah, what else is new?
Don't suppose you know where your dad is.
Having a hell of a time trying to reach him.
Why?
Need him to help you open a race track?
[chuckles]
You are still mad.
No, this has nothing to do with business.
More of a little fun.
He got you pimping for him?
Don't ruffle my feathers, boy.
It so happens your daddy and I, uh,
play a little high-stakes poker from time to time.
Group of high rollers coming to town.
Gonna be a big game.
Yeah? Well, I guess he's gonna have to miss it.
He's tied up. Out of town right now.
Well, that's too bad.
I know how he loves the action.
Just have to fill the seat somewhere else.
- He a good poker player? - One of the best.
Yeah, it must run in the family.
Hey, I'll take that empty seat.
Oh, this is a big game, son, no limit.
Only the best.
Anything J.R. can do, I can do.
Strictly cash, no IOUs.
Six figures.
I'll get to my bank this afternoon.
Well...
I guess you're old enough to know what you want.
Hmm, here's the address.
Tomorrow night.
Eight o'clock, sharp.
I'll be there.
You know, for your sake...
I hope you are as good as you seem.
See you then.
I'm as good as J.R., for sure.
Hmm, cost you four to see that.
He's too good for me.
[Goldman] I'm out.
I'll call.
- What have you got? - Pair of threes.
- I thought you were bluffing. - [laughs]
I never saw anybody that could play as good as you.
He's just lucky, that's all.
We make our own luck, boys. Your deal, Donia.
You seen them?
- I can't find them. - What?
My knitting needles, all gone.
You know, I always wondered
why they let you have those things.
They could be lethal in the wrong hands.
Maybe somebody took them to avoid trouble.
They're only rubber, how can they hurt anybody?
Oh, I'd like to get my hands on whoever took them.
Yeah, who would do something like that?
[Ryan] Deal the cards.
So he said, "Oh, don't bother to wrap it.
I'll eat it right here."
[both chuckle]
Well, my feeble attempt to try to cheer you up.
Oh, I know, I know.
It's been over two hours now.
She'll show up.
If she's anything like me,
she's probably having trouble finding a taxi.
They're not famous for stopping
for single women, you know.
Well, thank you so much for joining me.
But believe it or not,
I have something to do tonight.
- Good for you. - [chuckles]
And don't worry.
Thank you for today.
[sighs]
Can I have my check, please?
Oh, thank you.
Could I have my room key?
Mrs. Ewing just took the key up, sir.
[sighs] Why didn't you call me in the bar?
She said not to bother you. She'd wait in the room.
It's okay, thank you very much.
Well, that's, um, four hands in a row you've lost.
Well, just trying to make it interesting for you boys.
I know, I know.
You could probably win
every hand if you wanted.
No one can win every hand.
- He could. - No, he couldn't.
[door opens]
[mouths] Morrisey.
Guess who's back.
Now, aren't you all glad to see me?
- April? - Be right there.
Honey.
You had me worried sick.
You know, if you were having trouble
I wish you would've given me a call.
I'm afraid she couldn't call.
What are you doing here?
- Where's April? - She's fine.
I'm just taking her place for a few days.
As long as you do exactly as you're told, she'll stay fine.
But one wrong move, and she's dead.
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