- J.R. - Yeah?
[Ray] Gotta get going.
Alright, just gonna pick up my things.
Oh.
Damn it.
Need any help?
No, I don't think so, I got everything.
Did you say goodbye to Mary Lou?
Sure did.
Bye, Wanda.
You take care now, hear?
Okay.
You ready?
Yeah.
You drive.
You bet.
- Well, goodbye, Waco. - Nice town.
Full of pretty ladies.
There it is.
- What the heck do you-- - Hey, shut up.
What... What the heck are you guys--
You shut your mouth.
She's not in there.
Hey look, we're sorry. Just take care of yourself, alright?
See who's in there.
Cut it out, baby, you're hurting me.
Listen, honey, it isn't what you think.
Ah!
[Mary Lou] Hey what--
Nobody here, just old Mary Lou. It's nobody.
You didn't used to think I was nobody.
Shut up.
My brother-in-law's in conference with his wife.
Peyton, please!
This between you and your hubby, sis.
You ain't going nowhere.
Now, which one of you is gonna tell us
what's been going on here?
Fellow left his calling card.
"J.R. Ewing."
Southfork, Braddock, Texas.
[J.R.] Boy I wish I could sleep in a car.
We'll be home in an hour, J.R.
No rush.
Hands are off, yesterday.
Yeah, there's nothing to do around there anyway.
We worked our butts off selling that cattle.
Nobody's gonna begrudge us the good time.
Wanda and Mary Lou.
Wonder how them broads get that way sometimes.
Yes, I guess.
time.
- They found it. - Good morning!
[man on radio] Time for the 8 o'clock news break.
A windstorm which blew in unexpectedly
from the Gulf of Mexico has brought
all activities in Houston to a halt.
Gust of up to a 100 miles per hour
closed the airport and the major highways in the area.
Devastating the downtown section of the city.
The storm is moving across the state
in the north westerly direction.
Small PAP devices are posted..
[J.R.] We better hurry up home before it hits.
[Sue Ellen] I brought you some lunch, Ms. Ellie.
[sighs] That's sweet.
I don't think I could eat anything right now.
I'll put it down just in case.
J.R. back yet?
Anytime.
I'll check on you a little later.
No, no, please.
The boredom is almost as bad as the migraine.
- Sue Ellen. - Hmm?
I've been thinking.
How can I put this?
Maybe you and I should...
...should try to make Pam more comfortable here.
- Comfortable? - Mm-hm.
I think we've been thinking of her as..
...as Digger Ponce's daughter.
Not Bobby's wife.
But, Ms. Ellie, J.R. says--
Oh, J.R. is as stubborn as Jock.
He doesn't like change, that's all. Hm.
Especially when the change is named Barnes.
But...
...as far as I can see...
...Pam is good for Bobby.
Very good.
[groans] Oh...
I wish they could turn that thing off in here.
Well, somebody's got it.
Thank goodness.
No, sweetheart, everything's fine. Why shouldn't it be?
Well, somebody said something about a storm coming in.
Might even be a hurricane.
A hurricane? Are you serious?
Yeah.
- Ray and J.R. back yet? - No.
If they're not back in an hour, you give me a call, okay?
Oh, Bobby, I'm born and raised in Texas just like you are.
I've lived through hurricanes before.
You're also a city girl.
Storm is one thing in a city
it's something else you get on a ranch.
Okay, baby, I'll call you.
Okay, I love you. Bye.
I love you. Bye-bye.
A hurricane?
Yeah, that's what he said.
Heading this way.
Well, well, maybe that's what's holding up, J.R.
Could be.
I'll see if I can get some news on the radio.
Oh, mind telling me what you're doing home
from school at this hour?
As a matter of fact, yes I do mind.
[man on radio] In Brian, Campbell and Waco
the storm has already left devastation..
That's why. They let us out of school early, just in case.
...which are gusting in excess of 100 miles per hour.
The storm is still moving in a north westerly direction.
And unless it suddenly veers off
it's expected to hit the Metropolitan Area..
Lucy, do you know where those oil lamps are?
- Yeah. - Alright.
Get 'em out and start filling 'em up and check
the flash light batteries, too.
And Pamela, you check all the windows
make sure they're closed tight in your room and Lucy's.
And I'll take care of the rest of the house.
La-di-da.
Who does she think she is giving us orders like that?
Somebody who knows what to do around here
with the storm coming.
Which puts her one up on me and you.
Hey, Bobby, heavy day today, huh?
Oh, hi, daddy. How'd your luncheon go?
Well.. Well, J.C. lunches never changed.
I guess that's why I like them so much.
- Where are you going? - Home.
Bad storm blowing in, hands are off.
- J.R. and Ray aren't back yet. - Ah, relax.
They'll be back soon.
Besides, they made dinner plans for us.
Dinner?
Yeah, ready to punk out after some loyal lawyers
and got to tell them about you.
Tell 'em what a fine executive you've turned out to be.
I bet you they didn't believe that.
We'll show them some other time.
Hey, why don't you wait and go home later?
As soon as J.R. and Ray get there, everything will be okay.
[sighs] Sure.
Okay.
Should be down this road.
Terrific.
What we gonna do when we get there?
We're gonna do to J.R. Ewing, what he did to me.
I'm gonna get to his woman the way he got to mine.
Sounds like fun.
- How're we gonna do it? - How do I know?
I'll find out what's there.
And who's there.
Gonna change the clothes, I got to take care of the livestock.
Bring the truck up to the house.
- Hello, J.R. - Morning, Sue Ellen.
Morning. How are you doing, honey?
How are things?
It's fine... so far.
Miss Ellie has a migraine, though.
I'll go look in on her. Yeah.
- J.R. - Yeah?
Why didn't you call me last night?
I was working late.
Hm. Why didn't you call me this morning?
I don't have time to talk about it, Sue Ellen.
I've got to get out on the road.
Round up some strays. Ray and I gotta change clothes.
Yes?
Sorry, ma'am.
We're in trouble.
Can we use your phone?
On, 289.
About five miles, Mr. Bradley.
Right near the Southfork Ranch.
I-I'll hold on.
Problem ain't that serious. Carburetor maybe.
But in all this wind and dust, no way to fix anything.
I can imagine.
We hate bustin' in like this.
Oh, not another word about it, Mr. Frick.
He's Frick, this is Allen.
Yes, ma'am. Peyton Allen.
Ms. Ewing, I'd be glad to start a fire in the place here.
Seems like you'd need one.
That'd be nice.
Lucy, you show Mr. Allen where everything is.
And I'll go make us some sandwiches and coffee.
- Follow me. - As quick as you can.
I appreciate it.
The Auto Club. He says, it'll be about 2 to 3 hours.
Storms blocked some roads.
Mm, not surprising.
Why don't you relax in the living room, Mr. Frick?
Anything we can do to help now, you all just holler.
Well, I'm gonna get us all some lunch and then maybe later on
I'll take you up on that offer.
At least we ain't gonna be free loadin'.
What?
We're gonna have to earn our keep today, Allen.
Doesn't look like there's much help around here.
It's the feast of San Antonio.
Everybody has the day off.
You can count on us.
What about your men folk?
My uncle and the foremen are here.
They'll be back in a minute.
I mighta known.
I know, I'd never leave somebody that looks like you alone.
We were alone up until half an hour ago.
The story of my life.
Thirty minutes, the wrong side of paradise.
Where were they?
Your, uh, your uncle and that foreman.
I don't know. Waco or someplace.
I better help Sue Ellen.
You don't go away, now, you hear?
I hear.
[Allen] I hear.
Waco, that's something.
It's better not figured.
The hand's been away. Hm!
Think all of 'em are gone?
Well, they're sure givin' us the chance to find out.
Ain't nobody I can't outsmart when I set my mind to it.
Like that guy you outsmarted in Houston, just by talking to one.
[laughing] Like kicking his head in.
That's right.
That's right, he got what was coming to him.
Just like these Ewings are gonna get theirs.
Hey, I'm with you.
- Are you, Allen? - Hey.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
Now, I've come here for my justice.
Now, you seem to find this whole thing very funny.
Hey, man. I didn't mean nothing.
You and me gotta stick together.
See how the Ewings like it
when their women are treated the same way they treat ours.
That's right.
[Pamela] Hello.
Howdy.
Luther Frick, Peyton Allen, my aunt Pamela Ewing.
You know, their truck broke down outside.
And they're gonna lend us a hand.
Pretty nice of 'em, isn't it?
Our pleasure, ma'am, truly our pleasure.
[man on radio] The storm which did so much damage earlier today in Houston
is moving rapidly towards Dallas, in the Metroplex Area.
Winds in the Waco area are reported to have reached
as high as 130 miles per hour..
- Is my daddy still here? - In his office.
...where the roof of a bakery collapsed, killing the owner.
Windows have been shattered in many of the city's homes
and businesses.
Driving everywhere is extremely hazardous.
In Waco, the storm toppled..
Get me the ranch on the phone, Janine.
After that I think we all better go home.
I live in town so I'm okay.
Aren't you safer here, than driving, I mean?
I don't know.
[Janine] Hello. Oh, J.R. Just a minute, Bobby called.
- Hello. - J.R.?
Am I glad to hear you? When did you get home?
- Oh, about half hour ago. - Is everything alright?
Yeah, Ray and I are gonna go out and shore up the ranch.
I can be home in a little while.
No, no, don't do that. The roads are impossible.
[Bobby] You're gonna need some help, J.R. The hands are all gone.
Well, a couple of strangers showed up, their car broke down.
Their bad luck is our good luck, I guess.
[J.R.] They're gonna help Ray and me.
J.R., I can be there.
Listen, I don't have time to talk now.
You take care, huh, alright?
[sighs] Bye.
You two guys, get in the back.
Hey, wait a minute. Where are you going?
I'm going to help.
Allen, you come with me.
I'll get my horse.
Your horse is over there.
Ray!
[J.R.] Get that black and white calf.
[Ray] Tie 'em up to the posts.
All set.
[J.R.] Hang on.
- Whoa! - Hyah, hyah.
- Come on, now. Come on. - Whoo, whoo!
- Hyah. Come on, now. Come on. - Whoo, whoo!
Whoo, whoo.
- Hyah, hyah. - Hyah!
- Come on, now. Get on now! - Whoo!
- Come on now! Come on...
- Come on! - Whoa!
Hyah!
- Hyah, hyah! - Come on!
Whoo!
[Lucy] Ray's down.
Let's get back.
You alright?
Well now, easy, easy.
- Stay there. - I'll find J.R.
Don't move.
J.R.
J.R., Ray is hurt.
[J.R.] Hey, what's the matter?
Ray's hurt, he's in the pasture.
Don't move your leg. They're coming.
Get that tailgate down.
Alright, easy. Easy, Ray.
- What happened? - Let's get him in the truck.
- Grab his leg. - Which leg?
- Here. Easy, now. - Alright.
Take it easy.
Get him up.
Alright.
- Okay? - Alright.
Get your blanket.
Lucy, get those horses back to the stable.
I got it, I got it.
Hang on.
All set.
[sighs] It's alright. I'm awake.
- You feeling better? - A little.
How're you all making out in this wind?
We're holding our own.
The others are still out there though.
Miss Ellie.
Do you think it's a good idea to be getting up like that?
Well, I can't think of another way right now.
Well, maybe I could get you a...
A what?
I'm not as sick as all that. Thank you.
Looks like Ray Krebbs' got hurt.
Oh, I better go see if I can help.
[Lucy] This is Lucy Ewing. Is Dr. Miller there?
It's very important.
Tell him to call as soon as he gets in, okay?
- Let's get him in here. - Hurry.
Take him in the living room, right there.
- Is it bad, Ray? - Ah...
Thank you, boys.
[J.R.] I don't think it's broken, though.
[Lucy] The doctor's stuck somewhere in the storm.
They say he'll call as soon as he gets back.
Luther, you know what the nicest part of all this is?
What?
[Allen] Those ladies are so pretty.
I know it's gonna be a hard choice. Ain't it?
- Not for me. - No?
Any way we choose is a winner.
Real pretty.
Now, look, boys, if it's money you want
I'll show you where it is.
We don't have much in the house
but you're welcome to all we got.
[Luther] We ain't no thieves.
We don't want your money.
Then what have you come here for?
Take another guess.
[Allen] Anybody?
The three of us?
That could play a part.
But it ain't the answer.
We ain't no criminals, lady.
Right.
Get wise, cowboy.
What's the matter, sugarplum?
I thought you were a fun-loving lady.
It's gonna be a lot of fun if you take it in the right spirit.
[Luther] We've come here...
...for justice.
Justice? What kind of justice?
The only kind of justice poor working men like us can get.
The kind we go out and get on our own.
Alright, you.
[Luther] Hey, you, countess!
Now, move. Move it!
Come on, move!
Oh, come on.
- Hello. - Hi, honey.
[Bobby] Is everything alright there?
Fine, Bobby.
Good. You get all the hatches battened down?
Yes. Uh, Ray Krebbs' hurt his knee.
Is it serious?
[Pamela] I don't know. J.R. thinks it's dislocated.
You comin' home?
[Bobby] No, daddy wants me to stay in town
with the storm and all.
That sounds like a good idea.
You have a nice time.
Honey--
J.R. and I were just about to sit down
to an afternoon of backgammon anyway.
Backgammon? You and J.R.?
I've got to go now, honey.
[Pamela] Bye-bye.
Yeah. Sure, goodbye.
Since we're stuck in town for the night
I'm gonna call Punk and tell him dinner's on.
No, daddy. I wanna go home.
You said J.R. and Ray were back.
Well, they are, but... Pam didn't sound alright.
Sounded like something was wrong.
She said she was gonna sit down
to a game of backgammon with J.R.
Well, what's wrong with that?
You want them to get along, don't you?
I don't even think she knows how to play backgammon.
Let's go home.
Oh, Bobby. You're acting like an old lady.
Maybe I am, but I wanna be sure.
You coming?
Yeah, I reckon.
What are you gonna do with us?
We were gonna get us a softball game, but the weather...
Look, fellas, if you're here for anything to do with justice--
Shut up.
We'll prove it.
This here is your wife, right?
Yes.
Pretty.
Don't touch me.
Now, bravery's gonna get you dead, junior.
Hey, you. You.
- You married? - No.
That gives us a choice.
You know, I'm married too, mister.
Yeah.
My wife's name is Wanda.
You know her?
No, I don't know any Wanda.
Well, you-you got a short memory.
I just can't remember anybody by the name of Wanda.
She says she knows you pretty good.
You know, Wanda didn't come home last night. Hm.
Me and her brother here...
...we went looking for her.
And guess where we found her this morning?
We found her in this old motel room.
- Her and her friend, Mary Lou. - So--
So, she said she had been kidnapped right off
the main street by two guys last night.
She said they took them up to this motel room...
...they got 'em drunk...
...and then they raped 'em.
Oh, well, what has that got to do with me?
You were kind enough to leave your business card.
Yeah.
Well, now, a lot of people
have got my business card.
Well, missus, what do you think of old J.R. Ewing now?
Huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe I'm doing you a favor, huh?
Huh!
You like him any better now?
Knowing what a hotshot lover boy he is?
Him?
Somebody's gotta take care of the little lady.
Looks like you don't.
Oh. Get aw...
Oh!
Argh!
Oh, yeah!
Come on now. Fight me. Yes! Come on, fight me.
Go get 'em, Allen. Go get 'em.
- You like it, huh? - No! Let go of me.
- Fight me, yes. - No!
- Come on, fight me. - I'll kill you.
No! Let go off me.
You like it. I love it. Come on!
Come on! You like that?
Ha! Huh! Ha-ha-ha!
Thank you, honey.
- I enjoyed that. - Look out.
[Ellie] Will somebody please tell me
what's going on down here?
[Allen] Stay right there, mama.
Come on, Bobby. Be sensible. Let's put up at a motel.
No. I wanna go home.
What's gotten in to you?
You never used to be so damn stubborn.
I never used to be a lot of things, daddy.
Well, if you don't give in, I guess I'll have to.
Let's see if we can give them a hand.
- Ray... - I'm okay.
Sit down.
Get some rope.
We don't have any.
Find some.
Tie him up.
Why him, not me? I jumped you too.
Because we need you in the other room, junior.
According to you, I was in Waco too.
Yeah, but with Mary Lou, she's a nobody.
I said, tie him up.
Tighter! Let's go.
You and your friend better get out of here.
As soon as we get what we came for.
What you came for is gonna be very costly.
This is Jock Ewing's house.
His family.
What do you plan to do?
Same thing as junior done to my wife.
Alright.
[chuckles] Hey, looky here.
Well!
[Allen] So you was once Miss Texas?
You haven't changed that much.
Still a fine looking woman.
- Ain't she, Luther? - Oh, yeah.
Say thank you, Miss Texas.
Still got this bathing suit?
No.
But I bet you saved the banner.
Let's go get it.
I don't know where it is.
Well, let's go look for it, Miss Texas.
Let's go look for it.
We'll be right back, now.
If we don't kill you, junior, missus might.
Peyton, you don't believe that rape story, do you?
Why not?
Because I don't think you're that dumb.
Look, I don't care one way or the other.
Junior and the cowboy were with
Wanda and Mary Lou last night.
My son and Ray were here last night.
Sorry, mama.
Sugarplum there told me they just got back from Waco.
Now, that was before I turned into a bad guy.
Right, honey?
Hell, I know how Wanda likes to have a good time.
Chances are, she picked him up.
Well, I gotta protect her.
Luther's calling it rape, is what saved my sister's life.
You talk about justice?
Nope. Frick... talks about justice.
I talk about having a good time.
Which I intend to.
Here.
Two for two. Justice.
Junior's missus.
And I get to choose.
Ray used to go with Pam before she married Bobby.
[Ellie] Lucy.
- Grandma, why should I have-- - Lucy, you be still.
That true, beautiful?
Yeah.
[Allen] Did pretty good for yourself.
I think I did.
So you was one of us?
I still am.
Well, then. You're off the hook.
We didn't come here looking for one of us.
We come looking for two of them.
Guess you're elected, sugarplum.
Come on, move.
Come on, Miss Texas. Get a move on.
And now, here's Miss Texas.
[Allen] Oh, yeah.
What did you do for talent contest, honey?
What?
They have talent contest in those beauty shows.
I sang.
Okay, everybody. Our former Miss Texas will now sing.
Sing what you sang, then.
Only modern it up.
[Luther] Sing.
Sing!
You're gonna give us a show, Miss Texas.
Or you and I are gonna start our own show, huh?
Luther never has been the shy type.
Stay right there.
I swear I'll shoot you.
Now, one way or another...
...we're gonna do what we came here to do!
When we're done, we're gonna leave a house
full of people alive or dead!
[inhales sharply] Ooh! Ooh!
If I were you, junior...
...I wouldn't move a muscle.
Now, you start singing, sweetheart.
Because I like to be entertained.
Look at this, daddy.
Braddock is marked right on the map.
So what?
So J.R. said, they were stranded.
What're you getting at, boy?
Well, it's awful funny they'd stranded
right where they wanted to be.
J.R.'s card.
Move.
Sing.
♪ People ♪
♪ People who need people ♪
[Luther] The coat!
♪ Are the luckiest ♪
♪ People in the world ♪
♪ The children ♪
♪ Needing other children ♪
♪ And yet letting ♪
♪ Our grown up pride ♪
Come on, I have to give you instructions.
♪ I'd over need ♪
♪ Inside ♪
♪ Acting more like children ♪
♪ Then children ♪
Come on, missus. A little louder.
♪ Lovers are ♪
♪ Very special people ♪
♪ They are the luckiest people ♪
♪ In the world ♪
♪ W-with one person ♪
♪ One very special person ♪
♪ A feeling deep in your soul ♪
♪ Someone who needs ♪
♪ People ♪
Look, I told you.
♪ People ♪
♪ Who need people ♪
Peyton, you gonna let him take his justice out on this lady
when you told us yourself his Wanda wasn't raped at all.
You said what?
I never said nothing like that.
You said she's always out looking for a good time.
Looks like she and J.R., had a lot in common.
Maybe your justice should come from your wife, not J.R.'s.
- God... - Luther?
Huh?
We better go in the back door.
Well?
Come on, we ain't done here.
[sighs] Yeah, we're done.
We're done, Allen.
What you told her about Wanda...
...it's true, ain't it?
So what?
Allen, it ain't the same. It ain't the same.
Well, it is for me.
I ain't got what I come for.
What's going on here, Ray?
Two dudes with guns in the living room.
Leave her alone.
Peyton... I'll go with you.
I told you before.
We didn't come for one of our own.
Upstairs, sugarplum. You let go of her, old woman!
- I don't know. - Yeah.
Well, I know, come on.
[Lucy] Stop.
Oh, grandma.
Get down there.
Somebody better call the sheriff before I blast these two slobs.
[Ellie] No, Jock.
We have to let 'em go.
[Bobby] Let 'em go?
[Jock] 'Somebody tell me what's going on around here'?
Trust me, we can't involve the law.
Alright, get up.
Get up!
If you two punks show your face around here again...
...I'll kill you.
Now, get out of here.
Me and Wanda got some talking to do, boy.
[Jock] Now, will somebody tell me what happened here?
Help me get Lucy to bed.
I'll explain.
Granddaddy.
You wanna tell me about it?
It's a long story, Bobby.
Are you alright?
Oh, I am now.