1 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:22,757 (IGNITION STARTS) 2 00:00:27,262 --> 00:00:29,889 (ENGINE IDLING) 3 00:00:40,358 --> 00:00:43,611 (AIR BRAKES HISS) 4 00:00:54,164 --> 00:00:57,375 You heard 'bout the legend of Jesse James 5 00:00:57,542 --> 00:01:00,003 And John Henry just to mention some names 6 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:03,548 Well, there's a truck-drivin' legend in the South today 7 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:07,177 A man called Bandit from Atlanta, Ga. 8 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:09,971 Every gearjammer knows his name 9 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:13,349 They swear he got asphalt a-runnin' in his veins 10 00:01:13,516 --> 00:01:16,311 A foot like lead and nerves like steel 11 00:01:16,478 --> 00:01:20,106 He's gonna go to glory ridin' 18 wheels 12 00:01:20,273 --> 00:01:21,941 Oh, boy 13 00:01:22,108 --> 00:01:25,403 He left Atlanta back in '63 14 00:01:25,570 --> 00:01:28,281 Haulin' him a load up to Tennessee 15 00:01:28,448 --> 00:01:31,451 He hit Mount Eeale in a drivin' rain 16 00:01:31,618 --> 00:01:34,412 So hard he couldn't even see the passin' lane 17 00:01:34,579 --> 00:01:37,707 Well, he started down the grade when he lost a gear 18 00:01:37,874 --> 00:01:41,252 He hit them brakes, found he had no air 19 00:01:41,419 --> 00:01:44,130 The Mount Eeale grade is steep and long 20 00:01:44,297 --> 00:01:48,009 And everybody that seen it thought the Bandit was gone 21 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:49,594 All gone 22 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:53,139 Well, his truck jack-knifed turned completely around 23 00:01:53,306 --> 00:01:56,226 He was comin' down backwards 'bout the speed of sound 24 00:01:56,392 --> 00:01:59,270 A lot of folks seen him and they all say 25 00:01:59,437 --> 00:02:02,482 He had his head out the window yellin', "Clear the way!" 26 00:02:02,649 --> 00:02:05,527 Well, he got to the bottom safe and sound 27 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:08,530 Everybody asked Bandit how he made it down 28 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:11,658 He said, "Folks, when the truck picked up too much speed 29 00:02:11,825 --> 00:02:15,620 "I just run along beside it and drug my feet" 30 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:18,873 Ya heard the legend of Jesse James 31 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,209 And John Henry just to mention some names 32 00:02:21,376 --> 00:02:24,838 Well, there's a truck-drivin' legend in the South today 33 00:02:25,004 --> 00:02:28,550 A man called Bandit from Atlanta, Ga. 34 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,219 Every gearjammer knows his name 35 00:02:31,386 --> 00:02:34,347 They swear he's got asphalt a-runnin' in his veins 36 00:02:34,514 --> 00:02:37,725 A foot like lead and nerves like steel 37 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:41,062 He's goin' up to glory ridin' 18 wheels 38 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:44,065 Ah, tell me, boy 39 00:02:47,318 --> 00:02:49,237 Talk to me, guitar 40 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:03,918 Hey, Kirk. How ya doin'? 41 00:03:04,085 --> 00:03:06,337 Tod Engels. How are ya? 42 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:13,052 - This your rig, son? - Yeah. 43 00:03:13,219 --> 00:03:15,638 Open it up. Let's see the manifest. 44 00:03:24,314 --> 00:03:28,943 Well, placin' you under arrest for transportin' alcoholic beverages 45 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:31,529 across state lines without the proper permits. 46 00:03:31,696 --> 00:03:34,032 And that means you, you dumb cowboy. 47 00:03:34,199 --> 00:03:37,869 You know truckin' Coors beer east of Texas is bootleggin'. 48 00:03:38,036 --> 00:03:41,706 - This here's Georgia, son. - Just a friendly bet. 49 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:44,375 These two old boys put me up to it. 50 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:46,586 Now, when ya gonna learn? 51 00:03:46,753 --> 00:03:51,341 Big and Little Enos Burdette make that same bet with every gearjammer they can. 52 00:03:51,508 --> 00:03:53,468 I say he ain't gonna go for your game. 53 00:03:53,635 --> 00:03:58,223 Son, from what I've heard, the biggest thing about the Bandit is his ego, 54 00:03:58,389 --> 00:04:03,812 and I figure that plus a lot of my dollars, and he'll try anything, legal or not. 55 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:08,566 (ANNOUNCER) They've put on quite a show for us today, haven't they, friends? 56 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:14,197 Yes, sir, you have seen some of the finest gearjammin' in all of this country. 57 00:04:14,364 --> 00:04:19,494 Remember, these are the boys that take the long hauls. They really did it today. 58 00:04:22,205 --> 00:04:26,251 - Hoss... Where might I find the Bandit? - I ain't seen him. 59 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:28,545 - Over there behind his rig. - Who wants to see him? 60 00:04:28,711 --> 00:04:30,547 - Who's askin'? - I'm askin'. 61 00:04:30,713 --> 00:04:34,884 'Cause I'm the guy payin' him $25 a day so all his loyal fans can look at him. 62 00:04:35,051 --> 00:04:37,804 Do it. 63 00:04:37,971 --> 00:04:42,851 I'm buyin' your attraction for a half an hour. 64 00:04:49,691 --> 00:04:51,651 Egotistical son of a bitch. 65 00:04:51,818 --> 00:04:57,198 A guy that paints his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers. 66 00:04:57,365 --> 00:05:02,579 (BIG ENOS) See, son? Old legends never die. They just lose weight. 67 00:05:02,746 --> 00:05:06,875 Seems like a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy. 68 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:11,087 (BIG ENOS) Bandit, me and my son are here. 69 00:05:16,551 --> 00:05:18,219 Oh, I love your suits. 70 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:23,057 It must be a bitch gettin' a size 68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf. 71 00:05:23,224 --> 00:05:28,229 I came to make a deal. What's he get if he wins this truck rodeo thing? 72 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:31,357 - (BANDIT) If?! - $5,000, Daddy. 73 00:05:31,524 --> 00:05:35,070 - Chicken-shit money. - Just what the hell you want, anyway? 74 00:05:35,236 --> 00:05:39,783 You to get out of this dumb-ass rodeo and accept a real challenge. 75 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:50,251 (BANDIT) Gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem. 76 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:54,798 - It ain't never been done before, hotshit. - Watch your language, little lady. 77 00:05:54,964 --> 00:05:57,342 The problem is that Coors beer. 78 00:05:57,509 --> 00:06:02,013 You take that east of Texas and that's, uh... that's bootleggin'. 79 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:04,891 I believe you're just a little bit scared. 80 00:06:05,058 --> 00:06:08,144 Great psychology. Why don't you say somethin' bad about my mother? 81 00:06:08,311 --> 00:06:11,564 - Your mama is so ugly... - Look, you make this run for me. 82 00:06:11,731 --> 00:06:14,317 These Peterbilts are worth $80,000. 83 00:06:14,484 --> 00:06:19,948 That comes to about three grand an hour if you make it in 28 hours. 84 00:06:20,115 --> 00:06:22,450 How about that for a challenge? 85 00:06:22,617 --> 00:06:25,161 - Dad, I don't believe that that's necess... - Never mind. 86 00:06:25,328 --> 00:06:27,872 Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad? 87 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:30,708 Because he's thirsty, dummy. 88 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:34,462 You see, I got a boy runnin' tomorrow in the Southern Classic 89 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:37,841 When he wins, I wanna celebrate in style. 90 00:06:38,007 --> 00:06:42,262 - How much style? - Well, I got a few friends and me. 91 00:06:42,429 --> 00:06:44,139 400 cases. 92 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:48,351 - 400 cases...? - Well? 93 00:06:48,518 --> 00:06:52,480 - Well, let me see your cash. - Big Enos's word is gold. 94 00:06:53,982 --> 00:06:56,818 All right show him the cash. 95 00:06:56,985 --> 00:06:59,279 - Go ahead, Little. - Shit. 96 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:04,993 Let's see. There's 400 cases of beer, I'll need the cash for that. 97 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,163 No problem. Go ahead, boy. 98 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:11,458 New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck. 99 00:07:11,624 --> 00:07:17,922 - OK. Go ahead, boy. - I'd like to kick his ass just once. 100 00:07:18,173 --> 00:07:20,049 Speedy car. 101 00:07:21,968 --> 00:07:24,679 Speedier than that. 102 00:07:24,846 --> 00:07:26,681 Go ahead. 103 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:49,788 - Hello, darlin'. - Hi, Uncle Bandit. 104 00:07:49,954 --> 00:07:52,040 - Which one of the house apes are you? - Kate. 105 00:07:52,207 --> 00:07:54,501 He's droppin' 'em like flies, isn't he? 106 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:57,712 Well, well, well. Hello, beautiful. 107 00:07:57,879 --> 00:08:00,548 - How about 'gorgeous'? - You can't have him. 108 00:08:00,715 --> 00:08:03,593 Obviously you can. What are you tryin' to do, start another race? 109 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:07,222 Look, you got Cledus in jail once. Leave us alone! 110 00:08:07,388 --> 00:08:09,682 - Hi, Uncle Bandit! - He ain't your damn uncle! 111 00:08:09,849 --> 00:08:15,063 I always recognise you! You know why? You always kick me in the balls! 112 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:18,024 Damn it, Bandit! Look at me! 113 00:08:18,191 --> 00:08:22,737 I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, especially with those things in your hair. 114 00:08:22,904 --> 00:08:25,323 Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah. 115 00:08:25,490 --> 00:08:29,244 You can't go in there and bother Cledus. Hey! This is my home! 116 00:08:29,411 --> 00:08:31,704 - Cledus. - No! 117 00:08:31,871 --> 00:08:35,583 I know in the past I may have done you wrong. 118 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:38,795 - Right? - Right. 119 00:08:38,962 --> 00:08:44,092 However, in the future, Cledus, I will never, ever do you wrong again. 120 00:08:44,259 --> 00:08:46,719 - Right? - Right. 121 00:08:47,637 --> 00:08:53,852 We have a big chance, a big chance to make a run for some big bucks. 122 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:58,982 - 80,000 of them. - Really? 123 00:08:59,149 --> 00:09:03,361 - Are we gonna kidnap the Pope or somethin'? - How'd you guess? 124 00:09:03,528 --> 00:09:08,324 No. We're just gonna run over to Texarkana and pick up 400 cases of Coors 125 00:09:08,491 --> 00:09:11,202 and bring it back in 28 hours. 126 00:09:11,369 --> 00:09:13,830 Whoa! I got a flash for you. 127 00:09:13,997 --> 00:09:16,791 That's called bootleggin', and that's against the law. 128 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:20,587 Who gives a turkey when the Snowman and the Bandit are runnin' the booze? 129 00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:23,339 - No one can stop us. - Hold it right there. 130 00:09:23,506 --> 00:09:26,426 There ain't gonna be no more Snowman and Bandit. 131 00:09:26,593 --> 00:09:31,806 Because I've got to go in the morning to Conyers and pick up a load of manure. 132 00:09:31,973 --> 00:09:34,893 - Shitty job. - Can I ask you a question? 133 00:09:35,059 --> 00:09:36,728 Sure. Ask me. 134 00:09:36,895 --> 00:09:39,939 What the hell do we wanna go to Texas for and haul beer back here? 135 00:09:40,106 --> 00:09:42,192 For the good old American life. 136 00:09:42,358 --> 00:09:45,820 For the money, for the glory and for the fun. 137 00:09:45,987 --> 00:09:49,282 Mostly for the money. You know what we're gonna do with the money? 138 00:09:49,449 --> 00:09:52,077 - What? - We're gonna buy a new rig. 139 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:55,663 - You're crazy, you know that. - Yeah. 140 00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:59,501 - How much money did you say it was? - $80,000. 141 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,878 $80,000? 142 00:10:02,045 --> 00:10:03,922 - Hm. - Waynette! 143 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:08,384 Now, Bo, I'm tellin' ya, Fred here ain't gonna be no problem. 144 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:12,764 - I can see he'll be a major asset. - Besides, he's one hellacious watchdog. 145 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:16,309 - Well, let's get goin'. - Whoa. Hold it a minute. 146 00:10:16,476 --> 00:10:19,854 I got to ask you a question. Sit right there, Fred. 147 00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:23,191 You mean to tell me we're gonna drive from here 148 00:10:23,358 --> 00:10:26,694 to Texarkana, Texas, and back to here in 28 hours? 149 00:10:26,861 --> 00:10:29,447 It's only 900 miles there and 900 miles back. 150 00:10:29,614 --> 00:10:33,201 Well, for your information, that ain't never been done, not in no rig. 151 00:10:33,368 --> 00:10:37,539 'Cause you and I never done it in no rig. You gotta stop thinkin' so negative. 152 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,625 'Course we can make it. We ain't never not made it yet, have we? 153 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:43,545 - Well, no. - You see? There you are. 154 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,881 Yeah. Yeah, I see. I see all right. 155 00:10:47,048 --> 00:10:51,386 I see our asses in a sling if we get caught that's what I see. 156 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,892 Hey! Ho-ho-ho! 157 00:10:58,059 --> 00:11:01,646 Well, God Almighty, would you look at that! 158 00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:04,733 - It's beautiful, huh? - Honey, hush. 159 00:11:06,359 --> 00:11:09,863 I don't guess we're gonna be ridin' in the truck together this time? 160 00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:12,657 No, son. I'll be drivin' this one and blockin'. 161 00:11:12,824 --> 00:11:15,493 You'll be drivin' the truck. This is Bandit One and that is... 162 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,954 ...Bandit Two. Together again. 163 00:11:18,121 --> 00:11:22,542 - Like Fred and Ginger and Lester and Earl. - That's right. But we got a problem. 164 00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:26,504 You know them Smokeys got them CBs in the car now. 165 00:11:26,671 --> 00:11:30,550 I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm thinkin' about it. 166 00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:33,011 I got an idea. Why don't we do this? 167 00:11:33,178 --> 00:11:37,265 If I say go to channel 21, forget it. We ain't goin' to 21, we're goin' to 19. 168 00:11:37,432 --> 00:11:41,186 - 21 is 19? - If I say go to channel six, forget it. 169 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:44,105 - We go to three. - I go to three. Perfect. 170 00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:47,275 - If I say go to channel two, we go to one. - Two is one. 171 00:11:47,442 --> 00:11:49,694 - That'll confuse everybody. - That'll confuse 'em. 172 00:11:49,861 --> 00:11:53,239 On the other hand, if we stayed on the odd channels, 173 00:11:53,406 --> 00:11:56,326 switched every time and started in the basement, that'd work, too. 174 00:11:56,493 --> 00:12:01,039 - That'd do it, too, wouldn't it? - Well, yeah, that'd work too, I guess. 175 00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:04,334 - Let's haul ass. - OK. 176 00:12:18,431 --> 00:12:21,017 (FRED BARKS) 177 00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:30,110 Breaker One. This is the Bandit. Is the Snowman out there? 178 00:12:30,276 --> 00:12:32,779 - Am I hittin' ya, son? - Mercy sakes. 179 00:12:32,946 --> 00:12:35,990 You put about eight and a half on me, blowin' my windows out. Bring it on. 180 00:12:36,157 --> 00:12:40,745 I'll be within earshot. You keep it wound up to around 90. 181 00:12:40,912 --> 00:12:44,499 - Hey, Bandit. Me and Fred's got a question. - What do you and Fred want? 182 00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:48,169 How come we're doing this? They said it couldn't be done. 183 00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:51,381 - That's the reason. - That's good with Fred! 184 00:12:52,298 --> 00:12:53,716 10-4. 185 00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:57,637 Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rollin' 186 00:12:57,804 --> 00:13:00,723 We gonna do what they say can't be done 187 00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:05,353 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 188 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:09,107 I'm westbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 189 00:13:09,274 --> 00:13:13,194 Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes 190 00:13:13,361 --> 00:13:16,865 Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make 191 00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:20,910 The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana 192 00:13:21,077 --> 00:13:25,331 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 193 00:13:25,498 --> 00:13:29,294 Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rollin' 194 00:13:29,461 --> 00:13:32,547 We gonna do what they say can't be done 195 00:13:32,714 --> 00:13:36,885 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 196 00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:40,722 I'm westbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 197 00:14:03,953 --> 00:14:06,247 Old Smokey's got them ears on 198 00:14:06,414 --> 00:14:08,416 He's hot on your trail 199 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,628 And he ain't gonna rest till you're in jail 200 00:14:11,795 --> 00:14:14,005 So you've got to dodge him you've got to duck him 201 00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:16,132 You've got to keep that diesel truckin' 202 00:14:16,299 --> 00:14:19,636 Just put that hammer down and give it hell 203 00:14:19,803 --> 00:14:22,138 (SIREN) Well, hello there, Smokey. 204 00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:31,689 Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rollin' 205 00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:34,984 We gonna do what they say can't be done 206 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:39,656 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 207 00:14:39,823 --> 00:14:43,326 I'm westbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 208 00:14:43,493 --> 00:14:47,580 Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes 209 00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:51,167 Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make 210 00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:55,088 The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana 211 00:14:55,255 --> 00:14:59,467 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 212 00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:03,513 Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rollin' 213 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,683 We gonna do what they say can't be done 214 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:11,187 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 215 00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:15,316 I'm westbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 216 00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:23,992 Fred, I hope me and you ain't lettin' Bandit 217 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:27,287 talk us into somethin' we gonna be sorry for, son, 218 00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:29,956 'cause he's about as crazy as you are ugly. 219 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:50,393 Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rollin' 220 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,563 We gonna do what they say can't be done 221 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:58,193 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 222 00:15:58,359 --> 00:16:02,489 I'm westbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 223 00:16:32,852 --> 00:16:35,730 - Big town, ain't it? - I wonder what they do for excitement. 224 00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:38,233 They probably sit around and watch the cars rust. 225 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,694 - Damn it, it's locked. - We're about an hour ahead of schedule. 226 00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:44,906 - Let's keep it that way. - All right. 227 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,544 Hey, want a beer? 228 00:16:57,710 --> 00:17:00,588 - Well, son! - Redneck heaven. 229 00:17:00,755 --> 00:17:03,425 - How we gonna load all this stuff, though? - I'll load it with this. 230 00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:07,345 - You can't drive no forklift. - I can drive any forkin' thing around. 231 00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:10,223 - Get serious! Can you drive this thing? - I am serious. 232 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,976 - Crank it up. Now back it up. - Oh, shut up! 233 00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:18,106 - I said back it up, not raise it up! - I am backin' up, ya big dumbbell! 234 00:17:18,273 --> 00:17:21,025 Hold it! The beer! Watch the beer! 235 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:27,449 - (LAUGHS) You all right? - Very funny! Very funny! 236 00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:28,992 I thought it was funny. 237 00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:33,580 Hey, we really oughta pay somebody for that mess we made in there. 238 00:17:33,747 --> 00:17:36,666 - All right have you... - I got that all worked out. 239 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:40,837 You just leave a note. Tell the folks to send the bill to Big Enos Burdette. 240 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:52,974 "Send... bill... to... Big... Enos... Burdette." 241 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,726 (BANDIT'S CAR LEAVES) 242 00:17:54,893 --> 00:17:57,937 Burdette. B... 243 00:17:58,104 --> 00:18:02,192 B-e-r... B-u-r... B... Hell, I got to go. 244 00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:10,408 (MAN ON CB) Hey, Spiderman, are you out there? Come back. 245 00:18:10,575 --> 00:18:14,496 Snowman! How we doin', son? Come on back. 246 00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:16,873 Hang on just a minute, and I'll tell ya. 247 00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,212 We're about 28 minutes ahead of schedule. 248 00:18:22,378 --> 00:18:24,672 - Come back. - I hate to say I told you so. 249 00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:28,343 Don't lose your head, son. We still got a lot of boogiein' to do. 250 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:31,805 Put the pedal to the metal. I'm 10-10 on the side. 251 00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:35,725 For sure. Me and Fred, we got your back door, ain't we, Fred? 252 00:18:45,902 --> 00:18:50,657 - Sorry. I don't want to get married. - Terrific That makes two of us. 253 00:18:51,324 --> 00:18:55,495 - Will you unzip me? - Sure. 254 00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:59,082 - Does this thing move? - Oh, yeah. 255 00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:14,097 (BLARES HORN) 256 00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:41,082 Where are we going? No, don't tell me. Let me guess. 257 00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:45,295 - We are a bride in search of a wedding. - No. 258 00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:50,967 There is a wedding in search of a bride. Let me put it another way. 259 00:19:51,134 --> 00:19:55,180 Think of it as a wedding posse in search of a bride. 260 00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:59,559 - You understand that, cowboy? - Yeah. 261 00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:03,480 What are ya doin'? 262 00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:07,192 - These are my shoes. - Oh, yeah. 263 00:20:07,358 --> 00:20:09,986 - And these are my legs. - Yeah. 264 00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:15,200 - What are you gonna do with them? - With the shoes or the legs? 265 00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:18,953 Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to 'em. 266 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:23,917 What do you mean? These are great little legs. I'm a professional. 267 00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:29,589 Well, in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in white. 268 00:20:29,756 --> 00:20:32,717 - Dancer. - Oh. 269 00:20:34,469 --> 00:20:37,388 Well, cowboys love fat calves. 270 00:20:38,473 --> 00:20:41,935 - They're not fat. - They're bigger than mine. 271 00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:45,897 - Do we really wanna talk about legs? - One of us does. 272 00:20:46,064 --> 00:20:52,028 Otherwise we wouldn't have gone... What are we doing now? 273 00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:55,824 Well, I am getting my clothes, you fool. 274 00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:59,828 Good idea. Why don't you slip into somethin' comfortable? 275 00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:06,876 Are we really going 110? We're going 110! 276 00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:11,089 Why do you wear that cowboy hat? Because you think it looks dazzling on you. 277 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,884 I'd no idea this dress would be so hard to get out of. 278 00:22:04,642 --> 00:22:06,728 Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen. 279 00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:12,692 Come here, son. 280 00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:16,988 Whoops! 281 00:22:19,115 --> 00:22:22,410 You look tired, boy. Rest yourself. 282 00:22:24,996 --> 00:22:29,042 You punks look tuckered out, too. 283 00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:37,133 That's an attention-getter. 284 00:22:37,967 --> 00:22:42,055 - Now, a lady in a weddin' gown. - Yes, sir. 285 00:22:43,056 --> 00:22:45,809 - Get in a car? - Yes, sir. 286 00:22:45,975 --> 00:22:49,104 - See who was drivin'? - N-no, sir. 287 00:22:51,481 --> 00:22:55,902 - Licence plate? - Y-yes, sir. Georgia plates. 288 00:22:56,069 --> 00:22:57,862 "Ban-one." 289 00:22:58,029 --> 00:23:02,534 B-A-N dash O-N-E. 290 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:06,788 All right. Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car. 291 00:23:06,955 --> 00:23:10,208 There might be some vandals around who wanna steal somethin', 292 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:13,586 so you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car 293 00:23:13,753 --> 00:23:17,465 until one of my associates arrive. 294 00:23:17,632 --> 00:23:24,347 And don't go home, don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. 295 00:23:24,514 --> 00:23:27,684 It wouldn't look nice on my highway. 296 00:23:27,851 --> 00:23:34,107 Oh, you can think about it, but don't do it. 297 00:23:49,122 --> 00:23:51,791 Hey, man, he's gone. Let's get outta here. 298 00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:56,004 Shit! You do what you want. I'm stayin' right here. 299 00:24:00,091 --> 00:24:04,262 28 years old and... Oh, goodness, what's this? I'll tuck it right in. 300 00:24:04,429 --> 00:24:07,891 I was down here dancing in a home appliance show. 301 00:24:08,058 --> 00:24:11,144 - I danced around three trash mashers. - Talk to me, my boy. 302 00:24:11,311 --> 00:24:15,356 I had this costume that lit up. I only short-circuited once. 303 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:20,111 - Where did you get that seat cover, son? - This ain't no seat cover. 304 00:24:20,278 --> 00:24:23,948 - I was standing in the parking lot... - I'm sitting next to Lawrence of Arabia. 305 00:24:24,115 --> 00:24:28,828 I met this guy... These can't be my pants. God, he was good-looking. 306 00:24:28,995 --> 00:24:31,372 - And he had this hat on... - Funny, ain't she? 307 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:36,628 I think he was from Texas or something, and I thought "Why not marry the guy?" 308 00:24:40,256 --> 00:24:43,802 Nobody walks out on a pretty weddin' I set up. 309 00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:46,596 I'm gonna get that girl and set everything straight. 310 00:24:46,763 --> 00:24:52,352 She insulted my town. She insulted my son. 311 00:24:54,479 --> 00:24:58,691 - Look, what if we... - Shut up! She insulted my authority. 312 00:25:00,068 --> 00:25:05,657 And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned Communism. 313 00:25:05,824 --> 00:25:09,369 It happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around... 314 00:25:09,536 --> 00:25:11,621 with those show-folk fags. 315 00:25:11,788 --> 00:25:14,541 Halfway down the aisle I said to myself, 316 00:25:14,707 --> 00:25:17,293 "Jesus Christ, what are you doing? His mother doesn't even have any teeth!" 317 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:20,588 I jumped in this car, and it blew up on the side of the road, 318 00:25:20,755 --> 00:25:23,925 and I ended up in this goddamn airplane. What do you do? 319 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:27,220 I don't remember. 320 00:25:27,387 --> 00:25:31,891 - Oh, are we on the air? - Sort of, yeah. 321 00:25:33,393 --> 00:25:37,021 You think I'm... nuts, don't you? 322 00:25:37,188 --> 00:25:39,607 No, I don't think you're crazy. 323 00:25:39,774 --> 00:25:44,320 I picked up three brides yesterday, just like you, very subdued. 324 00:25:44,487 --> 00:25:47,782 Hey, what... what's goin' on up there? 325 00:25:48,199 --> 00:25:50,869 - Come back, Bandit. - Bandit? 326 00:25:51,035 --> 00:25:57,041 - Is that your name or your profession? - That's my handle. Bo's my real name. 327 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:59,711 - What's your name? - Carrie. 328 00:25:59,878 --> 00:26:03,548 Is she wearing a wedding dress? 329 00:26:06,217 --> 00:26:07,594 She was. 330 00:26:07,761 --> 00:26:11,347 What's she wearin' now? Come back. 331 00:26:11,514 --> 00:26:14,434 Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? 332 00:26:14,601 --> 00:26:18,897 Tell me what that woman's got on... her mind! 333 00:26:19,731 --> 00:26:21,107 10-4! 334 00:26:21,274 --> 00:26:25,195 No coozie's gonna leave me at no church. 335 00:26:25,361 --> 00:26:29,032 Decoratin' up a whole town at a cost of $40. 336 00:26:29,199 --> 00:26:31,743 Right. 337 00:26:32,952 --> 00:26:38,750 I can see her now, runnin' back up that aisle... 338 00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:42,212 No, she was dancin' back up the aisle, 339 00:26:42,378 --> 00:26:45,340 her knockers bouncin' all over the joint. 340 00:26:46,216 --> 00:26:48,635 Let go of that wheel. 341 00:26:49,844 --> 00:26:52,680 Why, her ass was wigglin', too. 342 00:26:57,352 --> 00:27:01,022 Why so fast? You're late for a big bowling date? 343 00:27:01,189 --> 00:27:02,732 Cute. 344 00:27:05,402 --> 00:27:10,323 - So, tell me about yourself. - What do you wanna know, my sign? 345 00:27:10,490 --> 00:27:14,536 - What do you do besides drive fast? - Have fun. 346 00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:18,081 - Is this fun? - Drivin'? 347 00:27:18,248 --> 00:27:23,128 - Driving, talking to me. - They're both a challenge. 348 00:27:24,838 --> 00:27:29,634 - You've got a great profile. - Yeah, don't I? Especially from the side. 349 00:27:30,301 --> 00:27:32,679 At least we finally agree on something. 350 00:27:32,846 --> 00:27:36,266 Yeah. We both like half my face. 351 00:27:42,188 --> 00:27:45,775 Hey, would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? 352 00:27:47,235 --> 00:27:49,612 Yes, it would. 353 00:27:49,779 --> 00:27:55,577 - He's taking a 10-100. - At least it's better than a 10-200. 354 00:27:55,744 --> 00:27:57,120 (SIREN) 355 00:27:59,789 --> 00:28:01,708 - Smokey. - Smokey. 356 00:28:27,192 --> 00:28:31,071 - Is this fun? - I forgot to tell ya: 357 00:28:31,237 --> 00:28:34,616 I'm runnin' blocker for 400 cases of illegal Coors. 358 00:28:51,216 --> 00:28:53,051 Holy shit! 359 00:28:55,345 --> 00:28:59,224 I don't believe this. Funny, I don't remember that turn. 360 00:28:59,391 --> 00:29:03,686 - Bandit, where the hell are you? - I'll be back on the highway in a second. 361 00:29:03,853 --> 00:29:06,106 All right, good buddy. I'll keep my eyes peeled. 362 00:29:19,994 --> 00:29:23,873 - Them things are fabulous. - I think I just went 10-100. 363 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:28,253 - Well, it's better than 10-200. - That's true. 364 00:29:35,385 --> 00:29:39,431 Well, the more wheels I got the better I like it. 365 00:29:39,597 --> 00:29:43,852 I'm the brother of a truck-driving mother boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity. 366 00:29:48,106 --> 00:29:51,568 - Snowman, you got your ears on? - You lucky devil, you got him. 367 00:29:51,735 --> 00:29:55,155 - Where the hell are you? - I'm on a two-lane blacktop. 368 00:29:55,321 --> 00:29:59,868 Highway marker number 71. How's our time doin'? 369 00:30:00,869 --> 00:30:06,166 Oh, how are we doin' on time? About 25 minutes ahead of schedule. 370 00:30:06,332 --> 00:30:10,336 - What's your 20? - I'm about four miles ahead of you, turkey. 371 00:30:10,503 --> 00:30:12,005 Not for long. 372 00:30:12,172 --> 00:30:17,343 - (SHERIFF) Breaker to the Bandit. - Come on back, breaker. 373 00:30:17,886 --> 00:30:21,431 Bandit, I've got a smokey report for you. Come on. 374 00:30:21,598 --> 00:30:25,435 - Well, talk to me, good buddy. - You've got trouble comin'. 375 00:30:25,602 --> 00:30:29,147 Well, what's your handle, son, and, uh, what's your 20? 376 00:30:29,314 --> 00:30:35,320 My handle's Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbin' your ass right now. 377 00:30:37,822 --> 00:30:42,327 Goddamn. That's a Texas mountie. What the hell's he doin' in Arkansas? 378 00:30:42,494 --> 00:30:46,206 Well, let's just see what he's got under the hood. 379 00:30:46,372 --> 00:30:48,083 Bye-bye, baby! 380 00:31:01,554 --> 00:31:03,932 You smoke much? 381 00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:06,518 I just started. 382 00:31:09,979 --> 00:31:14,359 - Cledus, you got your ears on, son? - Oh, bring it on, you lucky devil. 383 00:31:14,526 --> 00:31:16,694 - Comin' around you. - Be careful. 384 00:31:16,861 --> 00:31:20,532 You're gonna have to make your own lane, 'cause you definitely got oncoming traffic 385 00:31:20,698 --> 00:31:22,075 Be careful. Be careful. 386 00:31:29,457 --> 00:31:32,085 Oh, my... Oh, my God! 387 00:31:32,252 --> 00:31:36,131 I'm about to be killed in this... in this moving CB radio show, 388 00:31:36,297 --> 00:31:39,926 and I... I don't even have a handle! 389 00:31:40,552 --> 00:31:44,806 You want a handle? OK, I'll think one up for ya. Let's see. 390 00:31:44,973 --> 00:31:47,267 - Oh, I got one for ya! - What? 391 00:31:49,769 --> 00:31:51,855 Just give me a minute here. 392 00:31:53,565 --> 00:31:55,608 He done good, didn't he, Fred? 393 00:32:01,239 --> 00:32:03,074 What? 394 00:32:03,241 --> 00:32:04,951 Frog. 395 00:32:06,161 --> 00:32:09,289 - Why? - 'Cause you're always hoppin' around. 396 00:32:09,456 --> 00:32:13,918 And you're kinda cute like a frog, and... I'd like to jump ya. 397 00:32:17,088 --> 00:32:19,048 Nobody... 398 00:32:19,215 --> 00:32:24,429 Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker. 399 00:32:24,596 --> 00:32:27,724 - Except for that... - Shut your ass. 400 00:32:27,891 --> 00:32:30,643 (HORNS BLARE) 401 00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:35,565 - Break for that Bandit One. - Yeah, Snowman, come on back. 402 00:32:35,732 --> 00:32:38,068 That was a Texas bubblegum machine on your back door. 403 00:32:38,234 --> 00:32:41,821 - A Texas bubblegum machine? - Yeah, I saw him. 404 00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:58,797 You ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy sombitch tried to drive up under my truck. 405 00:32:58,963 --> 00:33:01,925 What's a Texas county mountie doing in Arkansas? 406 00:33:02,092 --> 00:33:04,761 - I don't know. - I don't know. 407 00:33:04,928 --> 00:33:07,222 I don't know! 408 00:33:07,389 --> 00:33:11,226 - Well, who the hell knows? - I really don't know. 409 00:33:13,603 --> 00:33:20,110 What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law. 410 00:33:20,944 --> 00:33:24,697 (JUSTICE ON RADIO) This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 411 00:33:24,864 --> 00:33:28,201 I'm in pursuit of a black TransAm. 412 00:33:28,368 --> 00:33:32,914 He's all mine, so stay outta the way. 413 00:33:41,297 --> 00:33:44,509 This is Sheriff George Branford of Deeson County, Arkansas. 414 00:33:44,676 --> 00:33:47,929 We are apprised of the situation and are taking appropriate measures. 415 00:33:48,096 --> 00:33:49,681 Did you say you are a sheriff? 416 00:33:49,848 --> 00:33:53,226 That's a big 10-4! 417 00:33:53,393 --> 00:33:57,272 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas! 418 00:33:57,439 --> 00:34:01,025 Texas? You know, of course, that you're out of your jurisdiction. 419 00:34:01,192 --> 00:34:03,611 I suggest that you let my department handle the situation. 420 00:34:03,778 --> 00:34:08,575 That's very comfortin', but I'm in a high-speed pursuit. 421 00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:11,578 - Don't you hear good? - I hear perfectly. 422 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:14,414 The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. 423 00:34:14,581 --> 00:34:18,293 The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it! 424 00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:20,503 - What? - Shut up! One shit at a time! 425 00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:31,181 - What do ya see? - We lost him. 426 00:34:39,105 --> 00:34:42,275 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice again. 427 00:34:42,442 --> 00:34:45,904 I lost that TransAm. Set up a roadblock. 428 00:34:46,071 --> 00:34:48,782 - Good idea! - What the hell you know? 429 00:34:48,948 --> 00:34:51,993 I believe we have the situation well under control, Sheriff. 430 00:34:56,206 --> 00:34:58,917 Breaker, breaker, lookin' for the Bandit. 431 00:34:59,084 --> 00:35:02,003 - You out there, son? - You got the Bandit. Come on back. 432 00:35:02,170 --> 00:35:07,509 My handle's Silver-Tongued Devil. Your fellow CBers are mighty proud of ya out there. 433 00:35:07,675 --> 00:35:09,677 Thank ya, son. I appreciate it. 434 00:35:09,844 --> 00:35:13,264 Tell me, you comin' up on Fayetteville and Interstate 82? 435 00:35:13,431 --> 00:35:17,811 - We're almost on top of it. - I got a big bad bear story for you there. 436 00:35:17,977 --> 00:35:20,647 I just rolled past a county mountie roadblock. 437 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:25,735 - You ARE a silver-tongued devil. - That's a big 10-4, good buddy. 438 00:35:25,902 --> 00:35:30,740 Well, you keep your wheels spinnin' and the beavers grinnin', then. I'm out. 439 00:35:30,907 --> 00:35:33,451 Why, thank you, Officer. 440 00:35:33,618 --> 00:35:36,079 - Classy guy. - Classy guy. 441 00:35:59,769 --> 00:36:02,772 Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock. 442 00:36:02,939 --> 00:36:05,567 You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella. 443 00:36:35,513 --> 00:36:40,018 You know somethin', Sheriff? If J.W. don't get out of my way, I'll pass him. 444 00:36:40,185 --> 00:36:42,771 Where? In the woods? 445 00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:47,692 I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. You wreck this car, it'll come outta your pay. 446 00:36:48,443 --> 00:36:51,946 - Yeah, but he's gettin' away. - Son, he's not goin' anywhere. 447 00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:55,492 The Mulberry Bridge has been dismantled for the past six months. 448 00:37:01,664 --> 00:37:03,917 (BANDIT)That's not good. 449 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,257 It would be better with a whole bridge. 450 00:37:12,425 --> 00:37:14,844 (BANDIT) And that's worse. 451 00:37:18,181 --> 00:37:22,227 - Why don't you drop me off? I'll catch a cab. - Too late now. 452 00:37:34,531 --> 00:37:36,408 We did it! We did it! 453 00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:49,546 See? I didn't wreck it, Sheriff. 454 00:37:52,715 --> 00:37:54,551 We jumped over that bridge! 455 00:37:54,718 --> 00:37:57,554 - Did you see what we did? - Yes, I did. 456 00:37:57,721 --> 00:38:01,641 I wanna jump something else! I wanna jump a house! I wanna jump something! 457 00:38:01,808 --> 00:38:03,810 Well, jump me. 458 00:38:06,104 --> 00:38:10,817 - Honest to God, it wasn't my fault! I stopped! - Yeah, right. 459 00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:14,571 Hey, boy, where's Sheriff Branford? 460 00:38:15,488 --> 00:38:18,742 I am Sheriff Branford. 461 00:38:20,034 --> 00:38:24,289 Oh, hey... For some reason or another, 462 00:38:24,456 --> 00:38:28,877 you sounded a little taller on radio. 463 00:38:33,631 --> 00:38:37,927 What the hell is the world comin' to? 464 00:38:46,102 --> 00:38:49,522 (MAN ON CB) Sounds good to me, Tower of Power. Listen, buddy... 465 00:38:49,689 --> 00:38:52,150 - What channel we on? - What? 466 00:38:52,317 --> 00:38:56,321 - What channel are we on? - 11. 467 00:38:57,322 --> 00:38:58,948 Snowman, are you out there? 468 00:38:59,115 --> 00:39:03,536 I'm doin' what I'm supposed to be doin'. What are y'all doing, he'n' and she'n'? 469 00:39:03,703 --> 00:39:06,456 - Come back. - Oh, we were playin' a little bridge. 470 00:39:06,623 --> 00:39:11,586 - How we been doin'? - We're losin' minutes, son. 471 00:39:11,753 --> 00:39:17,217 If you don't get up here and run me some interference, we ain't never gonna make it. 472 00:39:17,383 --> 00:39:22,222 I'll drop the dolly off at a choke-and-puke, and then I'll get right back on the job. 473 00:39:22,389 --> 00:39:25,392 All right. 10-4 on that choke-and-puke. 474 00:39:25,558 --> 00:39:28,395 - Oh, by the way, Bandit... - Yeah, guy? 475 00:39:28,561 --> 00:39:32,190 How 'bout bringin' me a hamburger for Fred? I'm beginnin' to worry about him. 476 00:39:32,357 --> 00:39:35,276 - He's lookin' a little thin in the skin. - You got 'em. 477 00:39:35,443 --> 00:39:39,114 - Choke-and-puke. - Choke-and-puke. 478 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,951 - That's where I'll get off? - Right. 479 00:39:46,037 --> 00:39:48,540 You oughta give up smokin'. That's bad for your health. 480 00:39:48,706 --> 00:39:51,793 But I enjoy it so much. 481 00:40:08,309 --> 00:40:12,731 I guess you can get your ticket over there. 482 00:40:13,148 --> 00:40:15,275 - You got enough money? - Yeah. 483 00:40:15,442 --> 00:40:19,446 I have enough to get to Jersey, walk the rest of the way. 484 00:40:21,614 --> 00:40:26,578 - Hey, thanks. - Oh, it was nothing. 485 00:40:27,954 --> 00:40:30,957 - I'll see you around. - Yeah. 486 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,421 Frog? 487 00:40:38,506 --> 00:40:40,258 You gonna be all right? 488 00:40:45,847 --> 00:40:49,851 Yeah... I'm always all right. 489 00:41:02,405 --> 00:41:06,451 Can I have a couple of cheeseburgers to go and a glass of iced tea? 490 00:41:14,793 --> 00:41:17,504 How much I owe ya, ma'am? 491 00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:20,131 - A dollar and a half. - Keep the change. 492 00:41:20,298 --> 00:41:24,677 (JUSTICE) Just keep your eye out for that Mr Bandit bastard! 493 00:41:27,055 --> 00:41:33,186 Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper. Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry. 494 00:41:33,353 --> 00:41:36,064 - You want somethin'? - A hush puppy, Daddy. 495 00:41:36,231 --> 00:41:41,528 We got no time for that crap! Dumb sombitch! 496 00:41:42,529 --> 00:41:45,782 - Diablo and Doc - Thank you, nice lady. 497 00:41:45,949 --> 00:41:50,078 - You must be in a hell of a hurry, Sheriff? - You bet your ass on that, boy. 498 00:41:50,245 --> 00:41:55,333 Oh, you got a little mess there. Let me help you get that off there... 499 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:58,878 - Yeah, yeah. Much obliged. - Yeah. 500 00:41:59,045 --> 00:42:01,965 Who ya chasin'? Somebody chasin' you? 501 00:42:02,132 --> 00:42:03,842 Nobody chasin' me, boy. 502 00:42:04,008 --> 00:42:09,472 I been chasin' a goddamn maniac all the way from Texarkana, Texas. 503 00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:12,767 Really? What is he, a bank robber? 504 00:42:12,934 --> 00:42:15,562 Bank robber? 505 00:42:15,729 --> 00:42:20,775 Bank robbin' is baby shit alongside of what this dude is doin'. 506 00:42:21,943 --> 00:42:24,112 Almost killed 20 law officers. 507 00:42:24,279 --> 00:42:28,158 Drivin' through people's backyards, knockin' down mailboxes. 508 00:42:28,324 --> 00:42:31,786 He's got a broad in the car, took her across the state line. 509 00:42:31,953 --> 00:42:34,247 That's the Mann Act. 510 00:42:34,414 --> 00:42:37,751 I don't think he's got her permission, and that's kidnapping. 511 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:40,754 - How's that for high jinks? - Yeah. 512 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,964 (BURPS) 513 00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:45,592 - What I owe? - Oh, let me pay for it. 514 00:42:45,759 --> 00:42:49,179 - You're an officer of the law. I'd be honoured. - Much obliged. 515 00:42:49,345 --> 00:42:52,849 - Where's the can? I gotta take a squirt. - Right back there. Just used it. 516 00:42:56,144 --> 00:42:58,188 (ENGINE REVVING) 517 00:42:58,354 --> 00:43:01,524 Hey! Hey! What are you doin' in my car? 518 00:43:01,691 --> 00:43:04,319 - You're goin' the wrong way! - Oh. 519 00:43:04,903 --> 00:43:06,780 - Hang on! - What the hell are ya doin'? 520 00:43:06,946 --> 00:43:10,033 - Sheriff Justice is in there! - I know! I know! 521 00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:20,543 - Thank you, nice lady. - Sure thing. 522 00:43:26,257 --> 00:43:28,259 Yoo-hoo! Sheriff! 523 00:43:32,972 --> 00:43:34,766 Oh, boy. 524 00:43:36,976 --> 00:43:39,396 Nice ass. 525 00:43:46,653 --> 00:43:49,280 I didn't want to be dumped at any old truck stop. 526 00:43:49,447 --> 00:43:53,535 - I wanted to stay with you. - Well, why didn't you ask? 527 00:43:53,701 --> 00:43:57,705 You might've said no, and I have a hard time handling rejections. 528 00:44:13,555 --> 00:44:17,100 (TYRES SCREECH) 529 00:44:26,901 --> 00:44:28,987 (GARAGE BELL RINGS) 530 00:44:32,907 --> 00:44:35,160 (GARAGE BELL RINGS) 531 00:44:40,665 --> 00:44:43,710 We're gainin' on 'em. 532 00:44:43,877 --> 00:44:47,505 I think it'd be a good idea if we changed places, don't you? 533 00:44:47,672 --> 00:44:51,509 You be a passenger for a while now. Up, up... I'll just slide right... 534 00:44:51,676 --> 00:44:54,679 - Oh, you got my hair. - Sorry. I'll slide right under. 535 00:44:54,846 --> 00:44:58,016 - Ooh, I don't know. Wait. Wait. Wait! - I got it. I got it! 536 00:44:58,183 --> 00:44:59,559 - Wait a minute! - Wait a minute! 537 00:44:59,726 --> 00:45:02,187 Hold it! I'm stuck here. This is not workin'. 538 00:45:02,353 --> 00:45:06,483 - I got my foot on the... - Goddamn it! I seen it in the movies! 539 00:45:16,534 --> 00:45:19,162 Oh, my God! 540 00:45:19,788 --> 00:45:23,666 (JUSTICE) Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' outta your ass! 541 00:45:30,423 --> 00:45:35,011 - Daddy, the top came off. - No shit? 542 00:45:42,519 --> 00:45:45,063 Snowman! How are your vocal cords? 543 00:45:45,230 --> 00:45:49,901 Well, my vocal cords are fine. I'm a little worried about Fred now. 544 00:45:50,068 --> 00:45:55,448 He's been gnawing everything, barkin' and screamin'. He's turned into a stalk of bananas. 545 00:45:55,615 --> 00:45:59,536 - What's your 20? - About 16 miles this side of Mississippi. 546 00:45:59,702 --> 00:46:03,706 Whoa, hold it. I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak. 547 00:46:03,873 --> 00:46:07,961 This place is crawlin' with bears. Where the hell are you? Come back. 548 00:46:08,128 --> 00:46:13,341 I'm still tryin' to get rid of that Texas County mountie. I don't know what the hell he wants. 549 00:46:13,508 --> 00:46:18,388 You know what he wants. How would you like to be the dude that handcuffs a legend? 550 00:46:18,555 --> 00:46:23,768 Give me five minutes, we'll put some moves on that mother. I'll meet ya at Old Miss. 551 00:46:23,935 --> 00:46:27,188 You'd better hurry, or we can just kiss that money goodbye. Understand? 552 00:46:27,355 --> 00:46:29,691 I read you loud and clear. 10-4. 553 00:46:29,858 --> 00:46:33,820 You got the one Snowman. I'm eastbound and down. 554 00:46:33,987 --> 00:46:36,781 We gone, killer. 555 00:46:47,417 --> 00:46:50,712 That's the way I wanna go out. Hey, man, watch it! 556 00:46:50,879 --> 00:46:52,964 (HORN BLARES) 557 00:46:54,132 --> 00:46:57,343 - What the hell was that? - A left, or half a 'u'. 558 00:46:57,510 --> 00:47:00,138 Well, please don't do it anymore. 559 00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:06,644 Hey, you know who that was? Check this out. 560 00:47:06,811 --> 00:47:09,355 Bandit, this here's the Grave Robber. 561 00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:14,486 Put the pedal to the metal, and we'll hold this county mountie as long as we can. 562 00:47:14,652 --> 00:47:17,238 - Well, go, girl, go! - I'm goin'! I'm goin'! 563 00:47:17,405 --> 00:47:20,450 I've got the metal to the pedal, and the thing to the floor... 564 00:47:48,561 --> 00:47:50,897 Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he? 565 00:47:51,064 --> 00:47:53,775 If they had cremated the son of a bitch, 566 00:47:53,942 --> 00:47:59,155 I could've been kickin' that Mr Bandit's ass around the moon by now. 567 00:48:14,671 --> 00:48:16,923 Hold my hat! 568 00:48:17,090 --> 00:48:20,468 - My hat blew off, Daddy. - I hope your goddamn head was in it. 569 00:48:23,847 --> 00:48:26,433 - OK. We're gonna switch. - OK. 570 00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:30,603 I'm comin' over underneath you. You just slide right on over. 571 00:48:30,854 --> 00:48:33,356 I think I'm in love with your belt buckle. 572 00:48:38,027 --> 00:48:40,780 Close. Colourful, but close. 573 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,127 I like this seat better anyway. 574 00:48:54,294 --> 00:48:56,880 Yes, have a smoke. It seems to help. 575 00:48:57,797 --> 00:48:59,716 Come on, defence! 576 00:49:01,301 --> 00:49:02,969 Come on, Billy Ray, get tough! 577 00:49:03,136 --> 00:49:06,473 You know, I wanted to be a high-fashion model once. 578 00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:11,770 But, hell, how long can you model clothes for 8-year-olds? Boys. 579 00:49:11,936 --> 00:49:16,024 Besides that my cheeks were too fat. These cheeks, these. 580 00:49:17,776 --> 00:49:20,278 Aarghhh! 581 00:49:21,196 --> 00:49:24,574 - Oh, my goodness, we're airborne here. - Jesus Christ! 582 00:49:24,741 --> 00:49:29,370 - Oh, look, a football game! - There's kids! For Christ's sake, watch out! 583 00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:33,249 - Don't hit the kids! - Get your hands off my wheel! 584 00:49:33,416 --> 00:49:35,960 Lean to the left, lean to the right... 585 00:49:46,888 --> 00:49:51,559 Stand up there and see if you can see where the hell they went. 586 00:49:52,227 --> 00:49:56,689 - Can you see anything? - It's a football game. Can we watch, Daddy? 587 00:49:56,856 --> 00:50:00,360 - You stay and watch. I'm goin' back! - But, Daddy... 588 00:50:06,783 --> 00:50:10,745 Bandit, you're reckless and you live much too hard 589 00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:13,665 Oughta be in Nashville. 590 00:50:13,832 --> 00:50:17,377 (BANDIT) Snowman, are ya out there, son? What's your 20? Where are you? 591 00:50:18,503 --> 00:50:22,632 I'm at mile marker 85. Come back. 592 00:50:22,799 --> 00:50:25,719 Son-of-a-gun! So am I! 593 00:50:29,055 --> 00:50:33,476 Well, damned if ya ain't. Damned if ya ain't. 594 00:50:53,371 --> 00:50:55,582 Cledus... This is Frog. 595 00:50:55,749 --> 00:50:58,501 Hello, Frog. I want you to meet Fred, Frog. 596 00:50:58,668 --> 00:51:02,172 - This is for Fred. - Frog, feed Fred. 597 00:51:02,338 --> 00:51:04,883 What's wrong with you? You were gonna dump the chick at the truck stop. 598 00:51:05,050 --> 00:51:09,179 - I ran into complications. - You always run into complications. 599 00:51:09,345 --> 00:51:12,515 Always the same, some chick. We ain't doin' good time. 600 00:51:12,682 --> 00:51:16,227 - What are we yappin' for? - It's the chick. 601 00:51:18,938 --> 00:51:22,108 - Switch down to the next channel, right? - Yeah. 602 00:51:23,276 --> 00:51:26,362 (WHISPERING) Hey, Bandit? Nice ass. 603 00:51:26,529 --> 00:51:28,948 - Thanks a lot. - Thanks a lot. 604 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:43,171 All right Fred. Come on. Let's go, boy. Come on. 605 00:51:43,338 --> 00:51:45,673 Fred, I'm tired of pickin' you up... Fred! 606 00:51:49,427 --> 00:51:53,348 - Did Cledus call you a legend? - Uh-huh. 607 00:51:54,182 --> 00:51:59,270 - Why? - Well, I used to do some crazy things. 608 00:51:59,437 --> 00:52:01,398 - I used to. - Oh. 609 00:52:05,193 --> 00:52:06,653 So did I. 610 00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:11,866 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 611 00:52:12,033 --> 00:52:14,619 One, two... I'm a gypsy... four. 612 00:52:14,786 --> 00:52:19,374 That's someone who goes from chorus line to chorus line... six, seven, eight. 613 00:52:21,418 --> 00:52:26,172 - You know, I was on Broadway once. - Really? 614 00:52:26,339 --> 00:52:29,050 - For almost 12 minutes. - Oh. 615 00:52:29,217 --> 00:52:31,761 The show closed the first night. 616 00:52:31,928 --> 00:52:37,809 But, God, I was so good. You shoulda seen me. You'd have loved me. 617 00:52:44,023 --> 00:52:47,986 What do you do? Straight. 618 00:52:51,865 --> 00:52:57,412 I just go from place to place and... do what I do best. 619 00:52:58,204 --> 00:53:01,374 - What's that? - Show off. 620 00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:08,673 Yeah. You do do that well. 621 00:53:11,968 --> 00:53:13,970 You do. 622 00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:18,141 So do I. Five, six, seven, eight. 623 00:53:18,308 --> 00:53:22,187 - For almost 12 minutes. - Oh, shut up! 624 00:53:24,773 --> 00:53:29,319 Come here, Fred. Come here, boy. Fred, don't you make me come after you. 625 00:53:30,070 --> 00:53:33,782 Get over here, Fred! Come here. 626 00:53:33,948 --> 00:53:38,828 I'm in a hurry, and you want to swim. You're drivin' me crazy, Fred. 627 00:53:40,872 --> 00:53:42,707 (FRED WHIMPERS) 628 00:53:42,874 --> 00:53:48,963 What is the matter with you, Fred? That's it for you and the truck drivin'! 629 00:53:57,430 --> 00:54:00,850 Look, I've got to go 10-100. Could I have a dime? 630 00:54:01,017 --> 00:54:04,729 - Crawl under. - Terrific 631 00:54:04,896 --> 00:54:07,357 "Crawl under." 632 00:54:14,197 --> 00:54:18,159 - TransAm! What's your pleasure? - Fill it up, my man. 633 00:54:19,494 --> 00:54:21,830 Gimme that talker. 634 00:54:24,582 --> 00:54:27,419 Hello? Mr Bandit? 635 00:54:28,461 --> 00:54:31,381 Would you just happen to be listenin' out there? 636 00:54:31,548 --> 00:54:33,299 Can you hear me, boy? 637 00:54:35,635 --> 00:54:38,096 This is the Bandit. Who've I got at that end? 638 00:54:38,847 --> 00:54:42,183 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas. 639 00:54:42,350 --> 00:54:45,770 Well, hot damn. Welcome to Mississippi, Sheriff. 640 00:54:45,937 --> 00:54:47,564 Thank you, Mr Bandit. 641 00:54:47,731 --> 00:54:52,402 And I got a big welcome waitin' for you when I get you back home, 642 00:54:52,569 --> 00:54:54,362 you sombitch! 643 00:54:54,529 --> 00:54:56,573 Don't you cuss on this here radio. 644 00:54:56,740 --> 00:55:01,453 I apologise to all the friendly folk who are listenin'. 645 00:55:01,619 --> 00:55:06,166 Now hear this, you tick turd: I'm gonna get you. 646 00:55:06,332 --> 00:55:11,212 I didn't come all the way this far to go home with empty pockets. 647 00:55:11,379 --> 00:55:14,841 I been meanin' to ask you that. How come you're followin' me? 648 00:55:15,008 --> 00:55:18,636 I'd be delighted to tell you, Mr Bandit. 649 00:55:18,803 --> 00:55:23,308 You see, when I get you back home, 650 00:55:23,475 --> 00:55:27,353 I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country, 651 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:32,233 and then I'm gonna hang you from it 652 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,944 - Sheriff? - I'm listenin'. 653 00:55:35,111 --> 00:55:37,906 Do the letters F.O. mean anything to you? 654 00:55:41,785 --> 00:55:44,204 Smart aleck. 655 00:55:46,289 --> 00:55:48,625 You keep this one for yourself. 656 00:55:48,792 --> 00:55:53,588 - Have a smooth ride, Mr Bandit. - Thank you, partner. 657 00:55:58,093 --> 00:55:59,844 Oof! 658 00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:06,309 Snowman, I'm right beside you. 659 00:56:06,476 --> 00:56:09,521 Looks like we got a clear shot all the way to the 'Bama state line. 660 00:56:09,687 --> 00:56:14,401 (CLEDUS) Oh, a clear shot? I'm gonna believe that when I see it 661 00:56:14,567 --> 00:56:19,406 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice puttin' out an all-point advisory. 662 00:56:19,572 --> 00:56:24,619 That black TransAm is now headed toward Alabama. 663 00:56:25,453 --> 00:56:28,081 What happened, Daddy? 664 00:56:28,248 --> 00:56:31,334 Get back in the goddamn car. 665 00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:39,467 You know who I feel has revolutionised the American musical theatre? 666 00:56:39,634 --> 00:56:42,595 - Stephen Sondheim. - Yeah? 667 00:56:42,762 --> 00:56:45,432 - Who's that? - Stephen Sondheim? 668 00:56:45,598 --> 00:56:48,518 - Does he do a lot of musicals and stuff? - Yeah. 669 00:56:48,685 --> 00:56:51,855 - He ever do anything with Brenda Lee? - Does she dance? 670 00:56:52,021 --> 00:56:55,859 - She spins. She's a little spinner. - Oh, they were a good group. 671 00:56:56,025 --> 00:56:58,027 - The Spinners were good. Yeah. - Yeah. 672 00:56:58,194 --> 00:57:00,405 (FROG) Have you ever been in any plays? 673 00:57:00,572 --> 00:57:04,367 Holy shit. We got a lot of company up there. 674 00:57:04,534 --> 00:57:06,578 A lot of company. 675 00:57:06,745 --> 00:57:10,081 - Sarge, here he comes. - Yeah, I got eyes. 676 00:57:10,248 --> 00:57:11,916 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 677 00:57:15,295 --> 00:57:17,756 (ENGINE IDLES) 678 00:57:22,218 --> 00:57:26,097 - Are you ready, Roy? - I was born ready. 679 00:57:26,264 --> 00:57:28,349 Don't just stand there. Go get him! 680 00:57:28,516 --> 00:57:33,063 - Drives pretty good, don't he, Sarge? - We'll see about that. 681 00:57:47,243 --> 00:57:49,412 (SIREN WAILS) 682 00:57:51,164 --> 00:57:55,043 - Sarge, you OK? - You see me movin', don't ya? 683 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:19,984 - Wanna do a little pond hopping, Frog? - Uh... Swell. 684 00:58:43,299 --> 00:58:46,720 (SIREN CONTINUES) 685 00:58:49,931 --> 00:58:52,308 (SIREN STOPS) 686 00:59:30,013 --> 00:59:32,932 Now, I know you're in a little distress here, 687 00:59:33,099 --> 00:59:36,061 but did you see a black TransAm go by? 688 00:59:36,227 --> 00:59:39,314 He caused all of this, the Bandit. Ain't he somethin'? 689 00:59:40,940 --> 00:59:44,110 The Bandit ain't nothin'. He's a mental case. 690 00:59:49,407 --> 00:59:51,534 Good shit! 691 00:59:52,619 --> 00:59:55,288 Banzai! 692 00:59:59,125 --> 01:00:01,836 I saw that, you sombitch! 693 01:00:02,003 --> 01:00:04,089 You did that on purpose! 694 01:00:04,255 --> 01:00:06,633 You're goin' away till you're grey! 695 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,344 I got the evidence! Put the evidence in the car. 696 01:00:09,511 --> 01:00:13,306 - But, Daddy... - Put the evidence in the car! 697 01:00:13,473 --> 01:00:18,561 I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses! 698 01:00:24,984 --> 01:00:27,695 Put the evidence in the back. 699 01:00:35,328 --> 01:00:39,082 There's no way, no way... 700 01:00:39,249 --> 01:00:43,002 that you could come from my loins. 701 01:00:44,295 --> 01:00:49,718 When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth. 702 01:00:59,394 --> 01:01:03,148 I-I'll be with you in a moment, young man. 703 01:01:03,314 --> 01:01:07,652 Bandit, honey, this is the Good Witch of the North speakin'. 704 01:01:07,819 --> 01:01:10,363 You'd better not come this way. 705 01:01:10,530 --> 01:01:14,951 There's been a little fender bender here on 64. 706 01:01:15,118 --> 01:01:18,663 - Snowman, you copy that? - Yeah, I got a four on that. 707 01:01:18,830 --> 01:01:21,541 That'll work for me, 'cause I need to pull off, 708 01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:24,335 suck up a little go-go juice and put some groceries down my neck. 709 01:01:24,502 --> 01:01:26,129 Y'all be careful and I'll catch ya later. 710 01:01:26,296 --> 01:01:30,550 - One Snowman. I'm playin' on the side. - We'll be 10-10 on the side. 711 01:01:30,717 --> 01:01:34,387 Lady, don't you know you're supposed to signal? 712 01:01:34,554 --> 01:01:36,389 Oh? Really? 713 01:01:46,983 --> 01:01:51,780 They call you the Bandit 714 01:01:51,946 --> 01:01:56,659 An outlaw untamed 715 01:01:56,826 --> 01:02:01,498 Shackled only by freedom 716 01:02:01,873 --> 01:02:04,542 You wear no man's chain 717 01:02:04,709 --> 01:02:09,047 We got some time. You wanna stretch your legs, Frog? 718 01:02:09,214 --> 01:02:11,674 Some say they despise you 719 01:02:12,675 --> 01:02:17,639 Well, maybe they do 720 01:02:17,806 --> 01:02:22,310 But deep down inside them 721 01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:28,858 I bet they wish they were you 722 01:02:44,457 --> 01:02:45,917 Fill her up, hoss. 723 01:02:46,084 --> 01:02:49,879 Come on, Frederick. Come on, boy, my boy. 724 01:02:50,046 --> 01:02:53,383 Let's go get some of Lamar's greasy spoon. 725 01:02:53,550 --> 01:02:57,470 I'm gonna put you on a diet Fred. Mercy. 726 01:02:59,472 --> 01:03:04,519 Come on, Fred. Come on, boy. 727 01:03:04,686 --> 01:03:06,896 Inside. 728 01:03:07,063 --> 01:03:09,232 Come on, boy. 729 01:03:09,399 --> 01:03:12,235 Lamar, surprise. Look who's here. 730 01:03:12,402 --> 01:03:14,362 - I knew you was comin'. - Hi, Snowman. 731 01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:17,532 What do you mean, you knew I was comin'? 732 01:03:17,699 --> 01:03:22,662 (COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING) 733 01:03:24,456 --> 01:03:26,791 Lamar, you're rotten to the core, you know that. 734 01:03:26,958 --> 01:03:29,711 About as rotten as that food you've been poisonin' me with... 735 01:03:29,878 --> 01:03:33,298 - How many do you want? - I don't know. Fix the same thing. 736 01:03:33,465 --> 01:03:35,717 Just cook the onions this time. 737 01:03:36,634 --> 01:03:40,221 - How have you been, Sugar Bear? - Pretty good. You, Snowman? 738 01:03:40,388 --> 01:03:43,266 Oh, pretty good, considering the shape I'm in. 739 01:03:43,433 --> 01:03:48,104 Say hello to Waynette. Looks like old Fred's gettin' fat. 740 01:03:48,271 --> 01:03:51,858 Yeah, tell me about it. It damn sure ain't from eatin' the food at this joint. 741 01:03:52,025 --> 01:03:55,195 - Tell me about that. - I know it. 742 01:03:55,361 --> 01:03:59,532 By the way, where did you get all them warthogs back there? 743 01:03:59,699 --> 01:04:02,368 Damn if I know. They slid in here a little while ago. 744 01:04:02,535 --> 01:04:05,288 I'm gonna slide on out. Catch you later, Snowman. 745 01:04:05,455 --> 01:04:08,625 Yeah, why don't you just leave me? 746 01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:10,168 Yes, operator? 747 01:04:10,335 --> 01:04:14,255 This is a collect call from Cledus Snow. 748 01:04:15,256 --> 01:04:18,802 No, I am not Hank Snow's brother. No. 749 01:04:21,930 --> 01:04:23,848 Hey, sugarbabe, how you doin'? 750 01:04:27,685 --> 01:04:30,522 - Could I ask you something? - Sure. 751 01:04:32,816 --> 01:04:36,736 Do you think we have anything in common? 752 01:04:36,903 --> 01:04:40,907 Besides being chased around the country in that feckuckteh car? 753 01:04:41,074 --> 01:04:43,576 Yeah. 754 01:04:44,285 --> 01:04:46,329 Like what? 755 01:04:46,496 --> 01:04:49,791 Have you ever seen the Broadway show Chorus Line? 756 01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:52,460 No. 757 01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:55,922 You like Elton John? 758 01:04:56,381 --> 01:04:58,133 No. 759 01:04:59,676 --> 01:05:03,054 - Do you know who Casey Tibbs is? - Baseball player. 760 01:05:03,221 --> 01:05:07,642 - Close. Richard Petty? - No. 761 01:05:07,976 --> 01:05:11,646 - Waylon Jennings? No. - No. 762 01:05:13,648 --> 01:05:15,525 When you tell somebody somethin', 763 01:05:15,692 --> 01:05:18,236 it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... 764 01:05:18,403 --> 01:05:21,030 as to just how dumb you are. 765 01:05:25,493 --> 01:05:29,080 Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit. 766 01:05:29,247 --> 01:05:33,793 And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog. 767 01:05:37,213 --> 01:05:42,010 Bandit steals a lady's heart 768 01:05:42,177 --> 01:05:45,430 With only a smile 769 01:05:46,056 --> 01:05:49,684 - Don't you take that hat off for anything? - Sure. 770 01:05:49,851 --> 01:05:53,021 I take it off for one thing, and one thing only. 771 01:05:53,188 --> 01:05:57,942 And you live much too hard 772 01:05:58,109 --> 01:05:59,986 Bandit, you're the joker 773 01:06:00,153 --> 01:06:04,491 - If we were lost on a desert island together... - Yes? 774 01:06:04,657 --> 01:06:11,456 Do you think we'd get along and talk and... things? 775 01:06:12,374 --> 01:06:14,542 Sure. 776 01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:16,628 Yeah, we'd get along. 777 01:06:16,795 --> 01:06:22,384 It'd never be boring, I can tell you that. It would never be boring. 778 01:06:23,718 --> 01:06:27,138 Take your hat off. 779 01:06:28,306 --> 01:06:31,101 If you want to. 780 01:06:31,267 --> 01:06:36,564 They call you the Bandit 781 01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:39,192 I want to. 782 01:06:42,404 --> 01:06:47,283 They call you the Bandit 783 01:06:47,450 --> 01:06:51,788 They call you the Bandit... 784 01:07:02,716 --> 01:07:06,761 - No. Honey, we'll be home in a little while. - Hey! 785 01:07:07,262 --> 01:07:10,223 Is this your goddamn mutt? 786 01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:15,437 Honey, I got... I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta go... Bye. 787 01:07:16,354 --> 01:07:20,775 - Yeah, that's my dog. Yeah. - Well, he just bit me. 788 01:07:20,942 --> 01:07:24,320 - Fred! Come here, Fred. - I said... He just bit me. 789 01:07:24,487 --> 01:07:27,031 - Put the son of a bitch out of his misery. - Let's roast him. 790 01:07:27,198 --> 01:07:29,993 - That's not a bad idea. - Eat him. 791 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:35,040 I don't think Fred bit you, mister. Fred absolutely don't like grease. 792 01:07:41,087 --> 01:07:45,050 Gearjammer, huh? King of the road, huh? 793 01:07:50,764 --> 01:07:54,059 - It's time to get out. - That's a big 10-4. 794 01:08:44,734 --> 01:08:47,862 How much do I owe you, Billy? 795 01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:51,950 - 73... 84. - Never mind, just keep the change. 796 01:08:52,117 --> 01:08:55,870 Sorry what happened, Snowman. 797 01:08:56,371 --> 01:08:59,374 It's OK, Lamar. 798 01:09:05,922 --> 01:09:08,675 (STARTS ENGINE) 799 01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:28,153 Far out. 800 01:09:33,408 --> 01:09:35,952 What the hell is this, a drive-in movie? 801 01:09:36,119 --> 01:09:37,620 (HORN BLARES) 802 01:09:37,787 --> 01:09:39,956 (HORN CONTINUES... ) 803 01:09:40,123 --> 01:09:43,418 Get off of there, you schnauzer's tit! 804 01:09:43,585 --> 01:09:46,171 (HORN CONTINUES) 805 01:09:48,423 --> 01:09:51,551 (AND CONTINUES... ) 806 01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:59,976 (AND CONTINUES... ) 807 01:10:02,228 --> 01:10:03,605 (HORN STOPS) 808 01:10:03,772 --> 01:10:08,735 - How do, Officer. My name's... - I don't care if it's Broderick Crawford. 809 01:10:08,902 --> 01:10:13,031 Don't you know you can't drive a piece of shit like that on the highway? 810 01:10:13,198 --> 01:10:16,868 I'll thank you not to use that kind of language in my presence. 811 01:10:17,035 --> 01:10:20,914 Never mind that crap. What the hell is this? 812 01:10:21,956 --> 01:10:24,876 - This is evidence. - Evidence? 813 01:10:25,043 --> 01:10:30,173 I don't care what it is. You can't drive this piece of shit on my highway. 814 01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:33,093 I'm tellin' you for the last time. 815 01:10:33,259 --> 01:10:38,056 I have my young son in the car, and I don't wanna hear that kinda language. 816 01:10:38,223 --> 01:10:43,311 - Look! I'm askin' you one single, goddamn... - Hold it! 817 01:10:43,686 --> 01:10:46,064 Hold it! 818 01:10:46,231 --> 01:10:50,151 Don't you ever, ever raise your voice to me! 819 01:10:50,318 --> 01:10:52,320 Do you know who you're talkin' to? 820 01:10:52,487 --> 01:10:55,615 I happen to be Buford T. Justice, 821 01:10:55,782 --> 01:10:59,619 a distinguished officer of over 30 years' seniority! 822 01:10:59,786 --> 01:11:03,164 One of the most highly respected law-enforcement agents... 823 01:11:03,331 --> 01:11:06,751 in the United States of America. 824 01:11:06,918 --> 01:11:12,006 That vehicle happens to be evidence, valuable evidence, 825 01:11:12,173 --> 01:11:17,470 that's going to convict a maniac that I've been tryin' to apprehend 826 01:11:17,637 --> 01:11:21,683 and that I have been in high-speed pursuit of 827 01:11:21,850 --> 01:11:23,935 for 700 miles. 828 01:11:25,854 --> 01:11:30,024 He is wanted for the Mann Act, kidnappin' 829 01:11:30,191 --> 01:11:35,405 and the attempted murder of over 20 brother officers. 830 01:11:41,119 --> 01:11:45,999 Sir, I'm sorry. I had no idea. 831 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:52,422 It never occurred to me... Well, please, sir, you proceed immediately, and... 832 01:11:52,589 --> 01:11:55,341 I hope you'll accept my apologies for my profanity. 833 01:11:56,676 --> 01:12:02,557 Apology accepted. Now... (HORN DROWNS WORDS) 834 01:12:10,607 --> 01:12:13,818 How about you, Bandit? You copy this Snowman? Come on. 835 01:12:13,985 --> 01:12:16,112 I got ya, son. Come on back. 836 01:12:16,279 --> 01:12:20,784 You ain't gonna believe this, but I just did my imitation of Joe Palooka. 837 01:12:20,950 --> 01:12:24,120 I went a few rounds with some dudes at this eat-'em-up joint. 838 01:12:24,287 --> 01:12:28,875 Oh, I believe anything you tell me. How'd ya do, same as always? 839 01:12:29,042 --> 01:12:32,545 Yeah, about normal. I lost. 840 01:12:32,712 --> 01:12:38,676 We also lost a lot of valuable time. We gonna really have to cook. 841 01:12:38,843 --> 01:12:43,139 - Is that a 10-4? - That's a big 10-4. 842 01:12:53,483 --> 01:12:57,695 Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... 843 01:12:57,862 --> 01:12:59,531 named Robert Crumly. 844 01:12:59,697 --> 01:13:05,370 We were together... eight and a half days. God, I really thought that was it. 845 01:13:05,537 --> 01:13:06,996 And? 846 01:13:07,163 --> 01:13:10,458 One day I came home and found him in the shower... 847 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:13,545 ...with a girl... and her mother! 848 01:13:13,712 --> 01:13:17,382 Well, at least he kept it in the family. 849 01:13:25,306 --> 01:13:28,184 You have a wonderful way of putting things. 850 01:13:28,351 --> 01:13:31,438 - So did he. - Oh, yes. 851 01:13:35,650 --> 01:13:38,903 Breaker one-nine. This is the Bandit 852 01:13:39,070 --> 01:13:42,365 I'm lookin' for a west-bounder on highway 85. 853 01:13:42,532 --> 01:13:44,826 I need a smokey report, and I need it bad, son. 854 01:13:44,993 --> 01:13:48,872 This is Foxy Lady, Bandit. We heard you were comin' by, 855 01:13:49,039 --> 01:13:51,750 and we decided we'd take care of those bears for you. 856 01:13:51,916 --> 01:13:57,005 - You know, a little "personalised service". - Send me the bill, Foxy Lady. 857 01:13:57,172 --> 01:14:00,508 Better yet, why don't you come by and pay up in person? 858 01:14:01,468 --> 01:14:05,638 I'll catch you on the flip side, darlin'. I'm too pooped to pop. 859 01:14:05,805 --> 01:14:07,515 - Daddy, listen. - Shut up! 860 01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:09,684 But I'm just ahead of you. 861 01:14:09,893 --> 01:14:12,687 I'm at mile marker 86. Come on by, Bandit. 862 01:14:12,854 --> 01:14:14,856 All right, you talked me into it. 863 01:14:15,023 --> 01:14:19,402 Now I got that sombitch, and I got him with his fly open. 864 01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:25,950 - What do we do when we get home? - Go to bed. For a week. 865 01:14:26,117 --> 01:14:28,328 Good idea. 866 01:14:28,495 --> 01:14:32,749 - And sleep. - Wanna bet? 867 01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:37,128 Orville, you seen that new waitress at the diner, Arlene? 868 01:14:37,295 --> 01:14:41,091 - She's got some nice legs. - I'd like to take a run on her. 869 01:14:41,257 --> 01:14:43,802 - Oh, man, what are you talkin' about? - I'm tellin' ya. 870 01:14:43,968 --> 01:14:48,390 Let me tell you somethin' about that. She makes herself... 871 01:14:49,808 --> 01:14:53,311 - Feel lucky? - Let's get him. 872 01:14:56,856 --> 01:15:00,068 This is car four. We're in pursuit of the black TransAm. 873 01:15:00,235 --> 01:15:02,862 It's the Bandit 874 01:15:10,995 --> 01:15:14,833 Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' 875 01:15:14,999 --> 01:15:18,294 We gonna do what they say can't be done 876 01:15:18,461 --> 01:15:22,424 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 877 01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:26,219 I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 878 01:15:26,386 --> 01:15:28,138 Oh, shit. 879 01:15:33,852 --> 01:15:35,979 Breaker one-nine. Breaker one-nine. 880 01:15:36,855 --> 01:15:39,733 I see a portable gas station ahead of me. Do you copy? 881 01:15:39,899 --> 01:15:45,029 Is this Bandit? This is Mr B., gearjammin' this rollin' refinery. You got a smokey? 882 01:15:45,196 --> 01:15:49,659 This is the Bandit, son. Can we slide right into your convoy there? 883 01:15:49,826 --> 01:15:55,248 Come ahead, Bandit. We'll slip you into the rockin' chair, play a little hide-and-seek. 884 01:15:55,415 --> 01:15:59,002 The welcome mat is out, and you're comin' home. 885 01:15:59,169 --> 01:16:01,171 10-4. 886 01:16:02,380 --> 01:16:04,799 - We're going in the rocking chair, honey. - Good. 887 01:16:09,929 --> 01:16:14,225 Trucks, I love 'em. I love 'em. 888 01:16:18,146 --> 01:16:21,900 This is not a convoy. This is a dream. 889 01:16:30,867 --> 01:16:33,995 - They can see right down into this car! - Well, so what? 890 01:16:34,162 --> 01:16:37,874 That's why I used to love to drive those trucks, darlin'. Spot those beavers. 891 01:16:42,420 --> 01:16:46,132 - Safe as in your mother's womb, darlin'. - Is that right? 892 01:16:46,299 --> 01:16:48,176 Son, never mind them brakes 893 01:16:48,343 --> 01:16:52,097 Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make 894 01:16:52,263 --> 01:16:55,934 The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana 895 01:16:56,101 --> 01:17:00,271 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 896 01:17:00,438 --> 01:17:04,192 Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' 897 01:17:04,359 --> 01:17:07,570 We gonna do what they say can't be done 898 01:17:07,737 --> 01:17:11,991 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 899 01:17:12,158 --> 01:17:16,246 I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 900 01:17:31,928 --> 01:17:36,182 Old Smokey's got them ears on he's hot on your trail 901 01:17:36,349 --> 01:17:39,477 He ain't gonna rest till you're in jail 902 01:17:39,644 --> 01:17:41,479 So you gotta dodge him you gotta duck him 903 01:17:41,646 --> 01:17:43,773 You gotta keep that diesel truckin' 904 01:17:43,940 --> 01:17:48,903 Just put that hammer down and give it hell 905 01:17:51,406 --> 01:17:54,033 Thank you, Mr B. I don't know how to thank ya. 906 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,828 You can thank me by not gettin' caught. 907 01:17:56,995 --> 01:17:59,998 Have a good day and a better one tomorrow, good buddy. 908 01:18:00,165 --> 01:18:03,001 Hey, Bandit, this is Little Beaver. 909 01:18:03,168 --> 01:18:06,963 Put your foot on the floor. We got your back door, and I'm clear. 910 01:18:07,130 --> 01:18:11,426 That's a 10-4. Snowman, you got your ears on, son? 911 01:18:12,635 --> 01:18:14,763 You've got him, you lucky devil. 912 01:18:14,929 --> 01:18:16,848 You're about to come up on a convoy. 913 01:18:17,015 --> 01:18:19,684 Keep your rubber band stretched real tight. 914 01:18:19,851 --> 01:18:24,481 10-4, 10-4. I'm bringin' it, son. I'm clear. 915 01:18:26,066 --> 01:18:29,652 Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' 916 01:18:29,819 --> 01:18:33,448 We gonna do what they say can't be done 917 01:18:33,615 --> 01:18:37,702 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 918 01:18:37,869 --> 01:18:41,539 I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 919 01:18:41,706 --> 01:18:45,377 Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes 920 01:18:45,543 --> 01:18:49,172 Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make 921 01:18:49,339 --> 01:18:53,385 The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana 922 01:18:53,551 --> 01:18:57,680 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 923 01:18:57,847 --> 01:19:01,684 Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' 924 01:19:01,851 --> 01:19:04,938 We gonna do what they say can't be done 925 01:19:05,105 --> 01:19:09,359 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 926 01:19:09,526 --> 01:19:12,362 I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 927 01:19:12,529 --> 01:19:17,617 I don't care if you're the Governor of Texas. You're makin' a big mistake. 928 01:19:21,788 --> 01:19:24,874 Read him his rights, Junior. 929 01:19:25,041 --> 01:19:26,835 You have the right to remain silent. 930 01:19:27,001 --> 01:19:31,047 Anything you say may be held against you in a court of law. And... 931 01:19:31,214 --> 01:19:33,633 What's all this about? 932 01:19:33,883 --> 01:19:38,054 Oh, hello, Officer! Glad you're here to assist me. 933 01:19:38,221 --> 01:19:40,890 My name is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 934 01:19:41,057 --> 01:19:44,144 I have just apprehended the Bandit. 935 01:19:44,310 --> 01:19:47,731 No, sir. You just apprehended my captain. 936 01:19:51,443 --> 01:19:54,195 - Take the cuffs off, Junior. - But, Daddy, we just... 937 01:19:54,362 --> 01:19:58,032 Take the cuffs off, you moose twit. 938 01:20:03,329 --> 01:20:09,294 May I express my feelings about inconveniencing you... 939 01:20:09,461 --> 01:20:12,714 But if you gonna hang out in these kinda joints... 940 01:20:12,881 --> 01:20:15,884 wear a badge on your didie. 941 01:20:28,063 --> 01:20:30,315 (SIREN WAILS) 942 01:20:30,482 --> 01:20:32,192 (WHISTLES TUNE) 943 01:20:36,279 --> 01:20:38,740 Oh, no. 944 01:20:38,907 --> 01:20:41,201 Hey, Bandit. Listen to this. 945 01:20:41,368 --> 01:20:42,619 (SIREN) 946 01:20:42,786 --> 01:20:45,705 You know who that is? That's Mr Evel Knievel. 947 01:20:45,872 --> 01:20:48,333 He snuck in my back door when I wasn't lookin'. 948 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:51,503 Give me a hand, or we gonna be in a heap of trouble. 949 01:20:51,669 --> 01:20:55,965 - Please roger that transmission. - Hold on to Fred. Here comes the cavalry. 950 01:21:08,144 --> 01:21:10,105 - Howdy, Officer. - How ya doin'? 951 01:21:10,271 --> 01:21:16,236 Give me your licence and manifest, boy. You know you was goin' 96 miles an hour? 952 01:21:16,403 --> 01:21:18,696 - I was doin' 96... - You're damn right you was. 953 01:21:18,863 --> 01:21:20,990 I didn't know this truck could do 96. 954 01:21:21,157 --> 01:21:24,953 The judge gets to you, he's gonna turn you every way but loose. 955 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:28,748 It's time you truckers learn these roads don't belong to you. 956 01:21:32,669 --> 01:21:34,045 (WHISTLES) 957 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:40,176 You be careful, you hear? 958 01:21:43,972 --> 01:21:46,349 (SIREN) 959 01:21:50,729 --> 01:21:52,731 (SIREN) 960 01:21:59,904 --> 01:22:04,534 - Whoa. Want a little piece of advice, Bandit? - Yeah. Lay it on me, son. 961 01:22:04,701 --> 01:22:09,956 Don't take your foot off of that hammer. Them bears'll pour over you like maple syrup. 962 01:22:46,034 --> 01:22:47,827 - You all right? - Yeah. 963 01:22:47,994 --> 01:22:52,457 - Don't you know this ain't Saturday? - Thanks a lot. 964 01:23:26,783 --> 01:23:29,994 We don't need assistance. I've got him in my sights. 965 01:23:36,584 --> 01:23:40,004 Headquarters, disregard my last transmission. 966 01:24:03,903 --> 01:24:07,365 (SIREN SLOWS... AND STOPS) 967 01:24:09,325 --> 01:24:13,663 Son... you reckon you can let me off at the next exit? 968 01:24:14,581 --> 01:24:16,833 - Go get your daddy a beer. - OK. 969 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,419 ...I understand every cop in the state's after him. 970 01:24:19,586 --> 01:24:23,465 - Stay 10-10. I'll let you know. - That's a big 10-4. 971 01:24:23,631 --> 01:24:26,384 Damn, he's been stirring up some trouble. 972 01:24:26,551 --> 01:24:29,387 (SIREN) 973 01:24:35,310 --> 01:24:38,021 Ooh, it's the Bandit! 974 01:24:53,995 --> 01:24:58,958 (WOMAN) I'm Hot To Trot. Just tell me how I can help and I'm with ya, body and soul. 975 01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:02,420 - Channel clear. - Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. 976 01:25:02,587 --> 01:25:04,839 Is that Hot Pants Hilliard yakkin' out there? 977 01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:08,009 - And who wants to know? - This is the Bandit, darling. 978 01:25:08,176 --> 01:25:11,846 Well, where are you, you bodied-up, smooth-talkin' thing? 979 01:25:12,013 --> 01:25:14,224 And how can I help? Bring it back. 980 01:25:14,391 --> 01:25:17,310 You still workin' at that choke-and-puke on West 85? 981 01:25:17,477 --> 01:25:21,022 Affirmative, affirmative. I'm still dishin' it out. 982 01:25:21,564 --> 01:25:26,236 We'll come screamin' by in five minutes with a herd of smokeys on our ass. 983 01:25:26,861 --> 01:25:29,489 How 'bout gettin' those pallies of yours out there, block 'em off? 984 01:25:29,656 --> 01:25:32,659 Love to! But hey, you're gonna owe me one. 985 01:25:32,826 --> 01:25:36,538 - I owe you a big one. - That's a big 10-4. 986 01:25:36,705 --> 01:25:38,373 10-4. 987 01:25:40,208 --> 01:25:44,421 All right gang, we're gonna go for a big smokey red 22. Wahoo! 988 01:25:44,587 --> 01:25:46,381 - Ride with me? - Yeah. 989 01:25:52,178 --> 01:25:57,350 - You sure we ain't gonna get in trouble? - Nah. I've done it before. 990 01:26:07,068 --> 01:26:09,821 (SIRENS WAILING) 991 01:26:12,073 --> 01:26:16,036 - We're comin' at you, darlin'. Are you ready? - Ready, willin' and able. 992 01:26:16,202 --> 01:26:20,290 "Ready and willing." Ha. She always was. 993 01:26:23,543 --> 01:26:27,130 (HOT PANTS) OK, gang, be alert, 'cause here he comes. 994 01:26:27,297 --> 01:26:31,885 - Well, go ahead and answer. - 10-4, Hot Pants. We copy. 995 01:26:32,052 --> 01:26:34,012 Let go of the button. 996 01:26:34,179 --> 01:26:37,515 (TYRES SCREECHING, SIRENS WAILING) 997 01:26:48,693 --> 01:26:51,696 (HORNS BLARING) 998 01:27:16,513 --> 01:27:20,725 Paydirt. I just picked up the Bandit eastbound on 95. 999 01:27:20,892 --> 01:27:22,477 All units converge. 1000 01:27:22,644 --> 01:27:26,106 I copy, Chopper One. I'm on my way. 1001 01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,370 Heading for the fairgrounds! 1002 01:27:54,926 --> 01:27:58,638 (SIRENS CONTINUE) 1003 01:28:04,436 --> 01:28:08,440 This is car 12, Bobby Lee, and I have him westbound on 75. 1004 01:28:11,359 --> 01:28:14,696 (RATTLING) 1005 01:28:20,535 --> 01:28:25,665 - Cledus, where the hell are we? - Four miles to go, good buddy. 1006 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:31,087 - Four miles. Goddamn it! - Four miles... 1007 01:28:37,218 --> 01:28:40,764 Bo, did you count on this? 1008 01:28:40,930 --> 01:28:43,641 I mean, all of this? 1009 01:28:48,646 --> 01:28:51,566 No, I didn't, honey. 1010 01:28:55,737 --> 01:28:59,157 - Cledus? - Talk to me, my boy. 1011 01:28:59,324 --> 01:29:02,869 Goddamn it, son, we gave it our best shot. 1012 01:29:03,036 --> 01:29:07,082 I don't like this any more than you do, but... 1013 01:29:07,248 --> 01:29:10,377 We ain't gonna make it, son. We're gonna hang it up. 1014 01:29:10,543 --> 01:29:13,129 Whoa, negatory, negatory! You crazy or somethin'? 1015 01:29:13,296 --> 01:29:17,842 We come this far, ain't we? When we say we gonna do a job, we do a job! 1016 01:29:18,009 --> 01:29:21,012 It's me they're after. They don't even know Cledus Snow exists. 1017 01:29:21,179 --> 01:29:26,142 Oh, they don't? Well, I'll tell you what we gonna do. 1018 01:29:26,976 --> 01:29:30,313 We gonna introduce 'em to the boy. So move over, good buddy, 1019 01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:35,402 'cause the Snowman is comin' through. Hold on to your ass, Fred. 1020 01:29:41,241 --> 01:29:44,077 (TRUCK HORN BLARES) 1021 01:29:44,953 --> 01:29:46,913 Hot damn, we're gonna make it. 1022 01:29:55,380 --> 01:29:57,298 (TRUCK HORN) 1023 01:30:03,179 --> 01:30:05,390 (SIRENS STOP) 1024 01:30:05,557 --> 01:30:08,393 Move them vehicles. We gotta get through! 1025 01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:10,979 Here they come! 1026 01:30:16,693 --> 01:30:19,195 (HORN BLARES) 1027 01:30:23,199 --> 01:30:24,993 (BARKING) 1028 01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:30,415 (HORNS BLARING) 1029 01:30:41,634 --> 01:30:46,056 (HORN BLARES, CROWD CHEERS) 1030 01:30:48,308 --> 01:30:52,020 Daddy, you're about to have your evenin' ruined for you. 1031 01:30:54,898 --> 01:30:58,943 (HORN BLARING) 1032 01:31:06,826 --> 01:31:08,870 - OK. - All right. 1033 01:31:09,037 --> 01:31:11,873 - We're in trouble. - I know we're in trouble. 1034 01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:14,042 - What time is it? - (ENOS) One minute after. 1035 01:31:14,209 --> 01:31:17,128 - Goddamn, we're 10 minutes early. - We're in trouble! 1036 01:31:17,295 --> 01:31:19,923 We need a way out of here. We need the money. 1037 01:31:20,090 --> 01:31:23,468 Here's my Cadillac. That'll leave me with an even dozen. Good luck, son. 1038 01:31:23,635 --> 01:31:25,512 - Cledus, get the money. - How 'bout the money? 1039 01:31:25,678 --> 01:31:28,056 - How 'bout double or nothin'? - How 'bout forgettin' it? 1040 01:31:28,223 --> 01:31:29,766 What about double or nothin'? 1041 01:31:29,933 --> 01:31:33,311 You run up to Boston, bring back some clam chowder. 1042 01:31:34,646 --> 01:31:36,398 - You're on. - Uh, you're on. 1043 01:31:36,564 --> 01:31:40,360 - In 18 hours? - You're still on. 1044 01:31:40,527 --> 01:31:44,280 Y-y-you're crazy! And I'm divorced! 1045 01:31:44,447 --> 01:31:47,951 And you... Ain't half bad, is it? 1046 01:31:48,118 --> 01:31:51,079 (SIRENS APPROACH) 1047 01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:09,889 20 to one I break the son of a bitch this time. 1048 01:32:10,473 --> 01:32:13,393 (BRAKES SQUEALING) 1049 01:32:15,228 --> 01:32:17,313 Gimme 500 on the Bandit. 1050 01:32:24,237 --> 01:32:27,574 Apprehend that horse ass for reckless drivin'! 1051 01:32:27,741 --> 01:32:32,662 - But, Daddy, he's... - Do what I tell you, you pile of monkey nuts! 1052 01:32:38,460 --> 01:32:42,922 (BANDIT) Sheriff Buford T. Justice, please. 1053 01:32:43,089 --> 01:32:45,967 - Who there? - This is Bandit Darville talkin'. 1054 01:32:46,718 --> 01:32:48,928 Where are you, you sombitch? 1055 01:32:49,137 --> 01:32:53,141 Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. 1056 01:32:53,308 --> 01:32:57,562 You must be part coon dog, 'cause I been chased by the best of 'em, 1057 01:32:57,729 --> 01:33:01,483 and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. 1058 01:33:01,649 --> 01:33:06,071 - I just wanna say that. - Well, thank you, Mr Bandit. 1059 01:33:06,237 --> 01:33:12,786 And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I ever pursued. 1060 01:33:14,204 --> 01:33:16,873 Now that the mutual bullshit is over, 1061 01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:19,250 where are you, you sombitch? 1062 01:33:19,417 --> 01:33:24,297 I'm right down at the bottom of the hill. I'm six-foot-eight in a cowboy outfit. 1063 01:33:24,464 --> 01:33:28,051 I got a little pygmy standing beside me dressed like me. You can't miss me. 1064 01:33:28,218 --> 01:33:30,303 10-4. 1065 01:33:33,056 --> 01:33:35,600 Wait a minute. Scratch that. Hold it. 1066 01:33:35,767 --> 01:33:40,355 I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man. Look over your left shoulder. 1067 01:33:44,692 --> 01:33:46,319 Oof. 1068 01:33:46,486 --> 01:33:51,157 We're on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder. Bye-bye. 1069 01:33:51,991 --> 01:33:55,745 - No hard feelings, Junior! - I'm not givin' up! 1070 01:34:00,750 --> 01:34:03,169 I'm never gonna give up! I'll get you, you sombitch! 1071 01:34:03,336 --> 01:34:07,841 Daddy, wait for me! Don't leave me! Who's gonna hold your hat? 1072 01:34:08,007 --> 01:34:11,469 Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' 1073 01:34:11,636 --> 01:34:14,889 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1074 01:34:15,056 --> 01:34:19,269 We've got a long way to go And a short time to get there 1075 01:34:19,436 --> 01:34:23,231 I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 1076 01:34:23,398 --> 01:34:27,360 Keep your foot hard on the pedal, son, never mind them brakes 1077 01:34:27,527 --> 01:34:30,947 Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make 1078 01:34:31,114 --> 01:34:35,118 Those boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana 1079 01:34:35,285 --> 01:34:39,205 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 1080 01:34:39,372 --> 01:34:43,334 Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' 1081 01:34:43,501 --> 01:34:46,838 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1082 01:34:47,005 --> 01:34:51,051 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 1083 01:34:51,217 --> 01:34:55,430 I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run 1084 01:35:11,112 --> 01:35:15,116 Old Smokey's got them ears on he's hot on your trail 1085 01:35:15,283 --> 01:35:18,453 He ain't gonna rest till you're in jail 1086 01:35:18,620 --> 01:35:20,830 So you got to dodge him you got to duck him 1087 01:35:20,997 --> 01:35:22,874 You've got to keep that diesel truckin' 1088 01:35:23,041 --> 01:35:27,087 Just put that hammer down and give it hell 1089 01:35:27,253 --> 01:35:31,257 Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' 1090 01:35:31,424 --> 01:35:34,469 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1091 01:35:34,636 --> 01:35:39,015 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 1092 01:35:39,182 --> 01:35:43,144 I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run