♪ Love...♪
♪ Exciting and new ♪
♪ come aboard ♪
♪ we're expecting you ♪
♪ and love ♪
♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
♪ let it flow ♪
♪ it floats back to you ♪
♪ the love boat ♪
♪ soon will be making another run ♪
♪ the love boat ♪
♪ promises something for everyone ♪
♪ set a course for adventure your mind on a new romance ♪
♪ and love ♪
♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
♪ it's an open smile ♪
♪ on a friendly shore. Yes, love...♪
♪ Welcome aboard, it's love. ♪
[Ship horn]
As you know, I don't usually call these pre-cruise meetings.
But today is a very special day.
A very happy day for me.
For today, a future admiral Dewey
a fledgling David farragut,
a budding Chester nimitz begins his career at sea.
And who might that be, sir?
L. Courtney stubing iv, my nephew.
That's who.
He's taking the cruise, sir?
More than that.
He's working this cruise.
His family managed to get him into Annapolis this fall,
and...we are all very proud of him.
Well, sir, what exactly will midshipman stubing be doing here on the Princess?
Everything.
He'll start at the bottom.
Mr. Smith, he will begin working with you.
Well, I'm not exactly at the bottom, sir.
You're close enough for Courtney...
You'll like Courtney.
He's a real stubing...
Thank you.
That will be all...
A real stubing?!
Poor guy.
Just a kid and already he's overbearing, humorless, and bald...
But I still don't feel right about leaving the little ones.
Oh, they'll be fine, Rose.
Oh, how old are your children?
They're our cats...
We always board them with the vet when we go away.
He's expensive, but he's good.
Well, you know what they say...
'You get what you pay for.'
i hope so, 'cause this cruise is costing us a fortune.
Well, that's telling him!
I'll thank you, sir, to mind your own business!
Noreen!
Thank you.
Let's see...Miss badger and Mrs.
Higby...you're in f-136, that's on the fiesta deck.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Uh...can I give you a hand with that bag, my dear?
I'm not your dear... And I don't need a hand...
I know my ticket's in here somewhere.
Well, take your time...
If you come across a baloney sandwich, I missed lunch.
Rye or whole wheat?...
Here it is...
Ah, you see?
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
Uh, Stephanie Lewis...
Yeah...
Aloha deck, cabin a-357.
Oh, let me help you put some of this stuff back...
I have a system.
If you will just hold this underneath here...
Open...
Yeah...
You must toss one heck of a salad...
Thanks a lot.
Right. Have a nice trip.
Thank you...
Incredible.
Well, women's purses are like that...
Welcome aboard.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi
Welcome aboard, sir.
I'm the captain's uncle!
Uh...pardon me...?
Oh, what did I say?
I mean, captain stubing's my nephew...
Oh, no!
Oh, you bicycle seat!
You dog-dish!
You vegetable-head!
Hey!
Take it easy...
Did I leave out 'grout-brain'?
Courtney!
Well, it's good to see you!
Oh!
...oh, no!
I'm sorry.
I didn't even...
Oh, grout brain!
Uh, don't worry about that, Courtney.
I'm as excited as you are...
Welcome aboard.
This is a pleasure for me, and a great honor for my crew...
Well, mr.Smith
he's all yours...
Enjoy him...
Oh, Courtney, why don't we just get right to work...
Hey, have you got a nickname?
'Courtney's' kind of formal.
A nickname?
Yeah, didn't they used to call you something at school?
Oh, yeah.
Zitface.
So, Courtney...Why don't you just watch what I do, stand right by me.
Now, just be nice, say hello, help the passengers with their carry-on luggage, you know...
You can do that falling out of bed, right, big guy?
How do you know I fall out of bed...?
Well...
Welcome aboard.
Enjoy your cruise.
Welcome aboard.
Enjoy your cruise.
Hello.
We hope you have a wonderful cruise.
Hello, we hope you have a wonderful cruise.
Oh, thanks...
Help her with her bags.
Hi.
May I help you with your bags?
Oh, thank you very much!
I suggest we abandon ship...
Great.
Rose: Maybe we'll run into him there.
Noreen: Who?
That good-looking man we met in the lobby.
I think he liked you.
Rose, for heaven sakes, will you stop that?
You and the rest of the family have been trying to marry me off for as long as I can remember.
I'll bet you liked him, too.
Can't you get it through your head that I'm happy the way I am?
We have a nice house that's paid for.
And my business is doing well...
And we don't have to take orders from some nitwit of a man.
They are not all nitwits.
My Fred, rest his soul, was not a nitwit.
Well, your Fred was an exception.
There are a lot of other exceptions.
All I need are my friends and lots of customers for my dental laboratory.
You know what I need?
I need people with bad teeth!
And that's another reason i'm not interested in your 'good-looking man'.
Why?
He has all his own teeth...
I knew you liked him...
Rose...!
Doc: Pull!...
Pull!...
Hi!
Stephanie: Hi...
You're good.
You're great...
Pull!...
Wanna give it a try?
Stephanie: Oh, I don't know.
I got a bum wing...
Doc: Oh, the shotgun's pretty light...
There's nothing to it.
Stephanie: Okay.
Are you ready?
Okay, pull!
Pull!...
You're right.
There was nothing to it...
I always did want to be Angie Dickinson...
Okay, Courtney, now I have to deliver this.
Hold down the fort.
If anybody orders a mixed drink, stall 'em.
I'll be right back.
You don't worry about a thing...
Yeah...
Hi.
Courtney: Hi.
Uh...
Scotch, straight up.
Yes, sir...
So, what are your problems?
Hah?
Your problems.
I'm a bartender...
You're supposed to tell me your problems.
I haven't got any problems.
Aw, come on.
Don't you trust me?
I mean, I bet you tell your regular bartender the problems.
Or is it that I'm not sensitive enough?...
Well, let me tell you, I am sensitive, and I'm also understanding, and i'm sympathetic...
Now, tell me your problems or you don't get your drink!
Courtney!
Courtney, uh...
Sorry, sir...
What's the problem?
He claims he doesn't have one.
I'm -- I'm very sorry about this.
Listen -- sir, what are you drinking?
Just a scotch.
A scotch.
Listen, on the house, okay...?
Look, two jackpots!
Count 'em!
Two!
The drinks are on me!
Now, don't tell me you're gonna spend all your winnings.
Well, easy come, easy go...
Now, what can you get for fifty-two dollars and seventy-five cents?
Hmm...
One big hangover.
I'll have a small orangeade.
I'll have a large scotch.
Straight up?
Rose: No.
On the rocks...
Ah, Mr. Tyler --
what are you drinking?
Nothing now. Thanks.
Ignore him.
Too late.
He's coming over...
Why did you lead him on like that?
Me?
Hello...clark Tyler.
May I have the pleasure?
Rose: Please do.
Noreen: Certainly not...
Please...I'm Rose.
Don't mind Noreen.
She thinks you're after her money.
Oh, a gambling lady!
What's your pleasure...?
To be left alone.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Isaac...
Clark: You know, cruises are to meet people.
You're the nicest people I've met all day.
Oh?
How do you know we're so nice?
By your eyes...
I go by teeth, myself...I never trust a man whose caps are too perfect.
Does that mean you don't trust me?
Those are original equipment.
Well, how do you know?
She owns badger's dental lab.
On la brea and near third?
The old Tyler building?
Yes...
I'm old Tyler.
I built that building!
Oh, well, then you also built the old sagging floor.
Noreen!
I've sworn to hang you a thousand times.
I promise, I'll fix that floor as soon as I get back...
I couldn't sleep nights thinking of a...Woman, with a beautiful
face...and sagging floors!
Mr. Tyler
you're something else!
It's Clark to you...
Since I can't fix your floor now...Maybe you could help me do
some damage to the dance floor in the acapulco lounge.
Oh, I don't know...
I do.
Go dancing...
Will you be all right?
Don't worry about me.
Okay...
Oh, Courtney, don't take it so hard.
We can't all be bartenders.
And we can't all be cruise directors, either.
It's easy.
Really...
Watch...
Hello.
You look like you could use a pillow.
Oh, thank you.
That's nice of you...
You doing anything tonight?
Uh-huh.
Working till midnight.
What are you doing at midnight?
Going to bed with a good book and a bourbon and water...
Would you believe me if I told you my name is Jack Daniels?
That's funny.
You look more like old granddad to me...
Oh...
Nice try...
You sure know how to handle people...
Experience.
Well, are you ready to try your wings?
Oh, yeah...
Sure...right.
Well, go to it.
Hey, what's going on?
I wanna know if you're having a nice cruise.
I beg your pardon?
What's your name?
Why do you want to know?
It's my job.
I work for the ship.
My name is Arthur stark.
You look more like old granddad to me...
Let's see, now...
You had one coffee, right?
Uh-huh.
Bill (o.S.): Drinks for everyone...On me...
What's yours?
Uh, nothing, thanks.
I was just leaving.
Come on. Humor an old man.
Who?
Me. I'm eighty-three.
I take good care of myself...
Two champagne cocktails...
You really do take good care of yourself.
You know, my mother always told me never to have champagne with a man before ten...Unless,
of course, we're introduced...
Isaac, will you do the honors?
Sure, certainly.
Bill Thompson.
Stephanie Lewis.
Nice to meet you, Stephanie.
Nice to meet you, too.
Listen, I'll go get the...Champagne cocktails...
Thank you.
Sure...
What happened to your arm?
Super bowl.
I was fading back to pass and got blind-sided...
I missed this year's game.
Okay...I'll guess.
Let's see, real estate?...
Banking?
Water buffalo.
My next guess.
I'm looking at their mating habits.
Don't they get embarrassed?
No...
It's my turn...
You're a model?
No...
An astronomer?
Lithuanian royalty.
Oh, of course.
I recognize you.
I've got all your stamps...
Uh...this sure beats coffee as an eye-opener.
Ah-hah.
Thank you...
You're welcome.
Thanks, Isaac.
Well, here's to my big career break.
You mean you are leaving a sure thing like water buffalo?
Mmm...
You don't really want to know...?
Sure I do. Try me.
Well, I was the vice president of the biggest brokerage house in Los Angeles.
And they made you president.
And I quit.
Oh...
What do you do? Really?
Oh, I just sit around the palace saying, 'heads will roll, heads will roll.' In...
Stephanie/bill: Lithuanian, of course.
Oh, it's gorgous.
Here, now come on. Here we are.
Thank goodness.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Ah, you're up!
Oh, please...Not so loud...
Oh...a bit too much of the grape, huh?
Mmm.
I'm sorry -- it's my fault...
Oh, you just bought it.
I drank it.
Well, there's nothing wrong with you that a brisk walk and a couple of aspirin won't cure...
You've gotta be kidding.
I never kid about brisk walks...
Sometimes I kid about aspirin...
Come on, it'll do you good.
Will you be all right?
Oh, yeah, I'll be all right...
The question is, will you be all right...?
I'll bring her back in a-1 condition.
No, I'll never be in a-1 condition again...
We'll be right back...
After all, how far can you go on a ship?
Hmmm...
You tell me...
Come in...
Uh, Courtney, we want to talk to you.
It wasn't my fault!
I swear I didn't know that would happen if I pulled that lever!
What lever?
Never mind, Courtney. We don't want to know.
Courtney, there are certain things you're gonna have to learn if you want a career at sea.
Aw, guys...Haven't you guessed it by now?
I don't want a career at sea.
I hate the sea.
I hate ships...
Well, Courtney, have you told your father and your uncle and
all those other captains and admirals that?
Are you kidding??
I'm the last of the stubings!
I've got three sisters that live in communes and make candles...
I've got to go to sea.
Courtney, it's your life, not your family's.
Tell them that.
Oh, come on, Courtney -- I'll bet if you wanted to be a lawyer,
they'd be just as proud of you.
What do you want to do?
If I tell you, you'll laugh.
Uhm-uhm.
Yes, you will.
Gopher: Uhm-uhm.
We promise.
Now, come on...
What could possibly be that awful?
This...
You want to sell children's pantyhose?
That's a leotard.
Yeah.
I want to be a ballet dancer!...
I may be a lousy sailor, but...I'm gonna be one helluva ballet dancer.
You're really serious, aren't you?
Courtney: Yeah.
I practice every morning at five o'clock, on the lido deck.
Well, good for you...
Courtney, if you want to be a ballet dancer, that's what you should be.
Right.
Jump in with both feet...
Courtney...we're with you all the way...
Thanks.
I'm glad you guys understand...
Now I have to tell my father and my uncle.
They're gonna kill me!
The first of the stubings to be buried at sea...
Alive!
Are you wearing perfume?
Hmm?...
Uh...yes.
You never wear perfume.
Well, it's such a bargain on board.
It seemed a shame not to take advantage of it.
Oh, come on, Noreen...
Do you think I'm a fool?
You're obviously wearing it because of him.
Who him?
Oh...you mean Tyler?...
He means nothing to me.
Is that why you keep looking around the room to see if he's here?
Oh, really, Rose...
Oh, Noreen...
I'm the one who talked you into going on this cruise.
I wanted you to meet people...
But, frankly, I think you're going overboard for this...'Tyler'person...
Now, there's all sorts of interesting men on ship...
Why limit yourself to just one?
I won't.
No, you're right.
I won't...
Hey, girls.
They're showing a great movie tonight.
Do you two want to go?
May I?
Of course.
It'll be my treat!
Mmm...
The last of the big spenders.
It's free.
Oh, well, well, I'll spring for the popcorn.
You're on.
I've already seen it...
So has Noreen.
We saw it together...
Oh, well, I wouldn't mind seeing it again.
Oh, come on, Rose...I'm sure there's something you missed the first time around.
I'm pretty sharp, Mr. Tyler.
There's not much I miss...
Croupier: Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Place your bets.
That's number 36, red...?
Bill: Change.
Croupier: Yes, sir...
Are you sure you want to gamble?
You just quit your job, remember?
Don't worry.
I've got a system...
What's your birthday?
That's your system?
Let's see...
You're about...Twenty-four, right?
Thanks.
Croupier: Place your bets.
I wouldn't bet on it...
Croupier (v.O.): 26, black.
Well, why don't we just go pitch pennies?
Come on.
One more bet.
What's your birthday?
December 17th.
17 it is.
Croupier: Place your bets...
You'd have a better chance going for a swim with an anchor around your neck...
Croupier: 17, black.
Seven -- seventeen!
I don't believe it!
Just your basic birthday trick.
Okay.
Well, what do you want to do now?
Celebrate...
Let's celebrate the...Oldest way in the world.
Great. That's just what I had in mind...
Great!
Let's go dancing...
Are you sure this is the oldest way in the world to celebrate ?
I lied...
It's the second oldest way...
Where are you going?
I'm on a-deck.
I'm on b-deck...
Oh, pardon me?
Orangeade.
Right?
Oh, no.
Would you tell me what time the movie gets out?
Oh, hours ago, ma'am.
Oh...
Thank you...
Sure...
Rose: Noreen?
Noreen?...
Excuse me, would you please tell me what room
mr.tyler is in...?
Thank you...
Coming...
What's wrong, miss McCoy?
Nothing, sir.
Good...
Oh...
Is the ship sinking?
No, sir.
I'm sorry.
I never get up at five A.M.
If the ship isn't sinking...
Uh...there's something I have to show you.
Oh...
What is it?
You'll have to wait and see.
Oh...goody.
A surprise.
I love waking up to surprises...
It's Courtney, sir...
You have to come see him...
Courtney?!...
What's he doing?
Dancing...
He tied one on last night, I'll bet...
Oh, Courtney's a real stubing...
Uh, just come and see, sir...
I'll be with you in five minutes...
Yes sir...A real stubing!
Captain: ...The thing about Courtney is he's unpredictable.
He'll make a great admiral.
The enemy will never know what to expect of him.
True, sir...
Oh, my god...
What's he doing?
His bar, sir...
You mean he's doing bal -- bal...
Ballet.
Ballet?...
Courtney stubing?
That's right, sir...
A dancing admiral...
You see, sir, he doesn't want to be a sailor.
He only wants to dance...
Well, uh...The deck's a little slippery...
He's just warming up now. Here we go.
Is this some sort of practical joke?
That boy can't dance at all!
Well, I don't mean to say that he's gonna make people forget nureyev.
He's not ready to watch nureyev!
Courtney!
What were you doing??
Dancing.
It's in my blood...
Wrong...and wrong!
Now, take those ridiculous pantyhose off, dry off, and be on the bridge at 0800 hours.
Is that clear?
I don't think so, uncle merrill.
I don't wanna be a sailor...
I'm not even nautical.
You do want to be a sailor, and you will be on the bridge at 0800 hours.
No!
I hate the sea...I hate ships...
And I'm not too keen about you, either!
Good morning.
You're not kidding...
How would you like to come with me to rio?
The rio?
Yeah.
Rio de Janeiro?
I'm getting off the boat at Mazatlan...
We'll catch a noon flight...
You're a lunatic!
We just met!
So what?
You're the only Lithuanian Princess I'll ever have the chance to run away with...
I can't just up and go to rio...
I have two books checked out at the library, I have to have my tires
rotated...my bowling league is expecting me back...
You're serious, aren't you?
Uhm-hmm...
Is this a proposal or a proposition?
Could we come back to that when I'm a little wider awake...?
It doesn't matter which one it is...I'm very flattered...
But to quote an old cliche...
"I don't know very much about you." I do know you just lost your job...
What are you gonna do for money?
That isn't gonna be a problem.
It never is, until you don't have any...
I'll get by...
I don't think you can collect unemployment in rio.
I'm never gonna have to work again.
Oh, I get it.
I'll be supporting us.
Why are you so worried about money?
We can live on love...I do love you...You know that...
I think I love you, too...
How the hell can I be in love with you?
We're total strangers!
What's there to decide?
I love you, you love me.
We'll just go off into the sunset and live happily ever after.
The end.
You left out one small point.
Money.
Money!
How about a million?
A million?...
A million what...?
It's real.
What did you do, break the bank in Las Vegas?
I broke the bank in Los Angeles...
Did you embezzle it?!
That's one way of putting it...
What's another way?
I stole it...
Stephanie -- I love you, and...I'm a thief...
I love you, too, bill...
And I'm a cop...
L.a.p.d.
6943...
I've arrested people in plain clothes before, but...Never this plain...
'You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you...'
I don't wanna ruin your big moment, but...Aren't you out
of your jurisdiction... International waters...?
You're a fleeing felon.
How did you discover so quickly that I took it?
What??
You followed me on board...?
No, I was just on a holiday...
Yeah...
I broke my arm busting a purse snatcher.
The department just gave me some r & r.
I knew you weren't a quarterback, you're not tall enough...
If you turn me in...It's gonna cost you a lot of paperwork...A lot of red tape...
I don't want to ruin your vacation.
I have to do it, bill...
It's my job...
Last night...That was your job...?
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that...
But I meant it when I said I loved you...
I did, too...
Isn't it awful early to be going on duty?
Even for a cop?
It won't work, bill...
You can't blame a guy for trying...
I don't...
You know, those blue pajamas don't really do justice to your eyes...?
What?
You know what color would really look good on you?
Green.
Haven't you ever wanted to know what it would feel like to be really rolling in dough?
Sure, lots of times.
Well...now's your big chance.
Ha, ha, ha... You're crazy!
Boat announcer: Tourers of Mazatlan, we'll be leaving in twenty minutes...
Courtney: Come in...
Julie: It's me...
Oh...
Courtney...
I'm sorry...I blew it, didn't I?
It's okay.
Uncle merrill had to find out some time.
I just thought he'd changed his mind after he saw how well you danced.
There's only one problem...I don't dance well...
Well, that's a matter of opinion...
Who can dance fantastically with chairs and pools and stuff to run into?
Thanks...
But I know what I am...
Lousy.
'Lousy's' an awfully strong word...
Rotten fits better...
Oh, I'm such a rat-brain!
How could I say those things to my uncle merrill, when all my whole life he's done nothing but help me?
Then I turn on him!
Courtney -- you didn't show up on the bridge.
Captain...
I can handle it, miss McCoy...
I just wanted to say...
Thank you...
I'm sorry I said those things to you, uncle merrill...
But don't worry -- I'm gonna make it up to you...
I'm gonna watch you command this ship and...And I'm gonna go to Annapolis, and I'm gonna work tremendously hard and...
Courtney -- I want you to answer a question...
Yes, uncle merrill?
Do you really hate the sea?
Worse than Lima beans or liver...
Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't think you'd understand.
I understand...
My parents tried to make me be a surgeon...
No way...
I'd faint if they served me a rare steak...
Courtney, my boy, you've gotta love what you're doing in life -- you want to be happy...
So you do...What you want to do...
Thanks, uncle merrill...
You're terrific...
Courtney -- you're a horrible dancer.
Well, that's why I've gotta work at it...
You hear the call of the sea, uncle -- I...I hear the beat of the music...
Well, I guess you're just dancing to a different drummer...
Maybe.
But I have to find what it is I'm good at.
If I can't learn to be a dancer, then...Who knows...I may give the sea one more shot...
That would make me very happy...
We'd better get up on that bridge.
Are you coming?
If you'd like me to.
Of course...
Just do me a favor.
What's that?
Don't wear your leotards...
Oh, there you are!
I've been looking all over for you...
I've got the most incredible thing to tell you!
What?
That you were out all night?
No!
Clark asked me to marry him...
I see...
Well, aren't you happy for me?
Have you lost your senses?
You hardly know the man!
Rose!!
Don't tell me you're seriously considering marrying him...
I don't understand.
I thought you always said you wanted me to get married.
Well, I do.
But marriage isn't something you jump into with a total stranger.
Noreen -- you have been a spinster all your life...
You are an easy Mark for any man who smiles at you...
I hope you don't mind my saying this, but you are acting like a fool...
Sure you won't change your mind...?
I'm sorry, bill.
You know, there are times when I really hate being a cop...
This is one of 'em.
Well, that's good.
I like a girl with convictions.
Only, why did it have to be you?
You know, I really should tell the captain.
He should have confined you to quarters or...Or had you handcuffed or...I can trust you, can't I?
I haven't taken advantage of you so far, have I?
Okay...
And then...When we get back to Los Angeles, you're gonna turn me in?...
Why did you have to turn out to be a cop?
Why did you have to turn out to be a crook?
...but don't you see?
It just wouldn't work out.
Nonsense.
I'm too independent.
But that's what I love about you, Noreen...
But we hardly know each other...
Marriage isn't something you just rush into...
I've been acting like a silly fool...
It's Rose, isn't it...?
I can't leave her...I'm all she's got in the world...
She needs me...
You're a good woman, Noreen...I want you to know that...
If you should ever change your mind...I'll be waiting...
I love you...
Julie?
Excuse me...
Bill's not down in the card room, either.
Oh...?
Look, first you said he was playing shuffleboard, then you said he was in the lounge...
Is this some sort of wild goose chase?
Well, he asked me not to tell you, but he went ashore a couple of hours ago.
What?!
Well, he asked me where the best jewelry store in town was.
I got the feeling he wanted to buy you something.
Oh...
Hey, relax.
After seeing you two last night, I think the guy's crazy about you.
Yeah...
Well, he's got to be back soon.
We sail in another hour...
Do me a favor, please...?
Don't tell him I told you -- because I think he wants it to be a surprise...
No, I won't.
Thanks...
Captain (v.O.): Good afternoon.
We hope you've enjoyed your day in Mazatlan...
Uh...
Mr. Thompson hasn't come back on board yet, has he?
Uh...i don't see him...
Looks like we're gonna sail without him...
Well, then could I use your phone?
I have to call L.A.
Well, the phones are all disconnected while we're in port, ma'am.
Sorry.
Well, is there a phone on the dock?
Well, yes, but the gangway's up -- you'll have to wait till we're at sea...
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Yeah...
Bill (v.O.): 'Darling, I love you.
But I've been planning this for a long time...
If you're ever in rio, look me up.
Love, bill.'
This'll be perfect in the living room.
We'll put it on the mantel...
Noreen?...
Sit down a minute...
What is it?
I've been thinking about the way you've looked the last couple of days...
It's not your usual look...
But I know that look...
It's the way I looked when I first met Fred.
It's all over...
Don't stop me...
I've been selfish.
I was only thinking about myself...
You love Clark...Don't you...?
Well, I've had my love...
And you must have yours...
I couldn't leave you, Rose...
You'd be all alone...
In a way, I have been alone ever since Fred died...
So I know what Clark must mean to you...If you really love him...
Oh, I do!...
Well, then go to him...
Oh...
I didn't order a champagne cocktail, Isaac...
No, but the gentleman did...
Rio just wouldn't be the same without you...
I'm still gonna do what I have to.
I know...
Any chance you'll be around when I get back?
Every chance...
You know that...
Rose: Well, you're very sweet but when you think this over
you're gonna be sorry...
Rose, I won't hear another word about it.
There's this whole big guest house just sitting there.
I insist that you come live with us.
Now, listen, you two -- don't you worry about me.
See, that's always been my trouble.
Everybody's always looking out for Rose.
First it was daddy, then Fred...And then you, Noreen...
It's time that I started to take care of myself...
Well, how will you manage?
I'll run the business.
I was a pretty good dental technician before I got married...
Besides, we've got the staff.
I won't need anything...Except people with bad teeth...
Julie (v.O.): Ladies and gentlemen---please don't forget today is a holiday and the banks are closed.
If you want to cash any checks, please do it on board the ship.
Bill, come here...
Can you get into your office at night?
How do you think I got that in the first place?
Today's a holiday.
We left Friday night, so nobody knows the money's missing...
Right.
So you could take it back tonight...
Yeah!
And no one would know.
Yeah.
There's only one small problem.
I'd know...I'd know if I just took it back, I'd be involved in a cover-up,
and worse than that, I'd be involving you, a cop...In my cover-up...
Because you love me...
Bill...
Bill: I'll take it back...And I'll tell 'em.
Who knows...?
Maybe they'll go easy on me...
I love you...
Well you've got great taste...
Thanks for everything, guys.
I'm sorry I didn't turn out to be a better sailor.
Well, we're just glad you don't have to be one any more.
It isn't gonna be the same without you, Courtney.
Things in the bar have been pretty dull...
Thank goodness...
Good luck, Courtney.
Don't take any wooden tutus!
Goodbye, Courtney.
Oh, goodbye, uncle merrill...I just want to tell you --
I'm gonna work as hard as I can to be the best ballet
dancer in the world...Or the best at something.
Well, whatever it is, I know we'll all be very proud of you.
Thanks...
Bye-bye.