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♪Love, exciting and new.♪

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♪Come aboard, we're expecting
you♪

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♪Love, life's sweetest reward.♪

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♪Let it flow, it floats back to
you♪

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♪the love boat soon will be
making another run.♪

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♪The love boat promises
something for everyone♪

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♪set a course for adventure♪

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♪your mind on a new romance♪

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♪love won't hurt anymore.♪

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♪It's an open smile on a
friendly shore♪

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♪yes, love .welcome aboard,
it's love.♪

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Gopher, where have you been!

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My car had a flat tire?

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What's in the bag...

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Hey, Julie great talking to
you, gotta go...

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Gopher....

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Keep in touch.

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Gopher!

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Bye now....

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Miss McCoy, I always enjoy
greeting the passengers, but
where is yeoman purser

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Smith, the officer who is paid
to do it?

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Uh, sir, maybe his car had a
flat tire.

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Maybe it didn't.

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Maybe it didn't.

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Hi, I'm Julie McCoy, your
cruise director.

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Oh, hello, I'm Cynthia Parker
and this is my daughter Anne.

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Hello.

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She's a little self conscious.

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She just had...You
know...Cosmetic surgery.

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Oh, well, you don't have to
worry, we'll have her feeling
relaxed in no time.

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Thank you.

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If you don't mind my asking, who
did your nose?

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The man upstairs.

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You're lucky to live in a
doctor's building.

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C'mon, Annie.

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Listen, did my mom get here
yet?

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Not yet, but there's still
plenty of time.

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You know, this is the first real
vacation she's had in years....

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Well, since my dad died.

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Yeah, I can't wait to meet her.

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I have a few things to tell her
about her son.

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Not her son, her baby.

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I mean, she still thinks of me
as kind of a little boy with a
Teddy bear.

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Ooh, like the one tucked in
your bed?

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Beats sleeping alone.....

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Listen, just let me know when my
mom gets here, all right?

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Issac!

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Boy, you sure have a young
mother.

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I said, you sure have a young
mother.

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I was just remarking about how
young your mother was.

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Charlene, what are you doing
here?

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I got tired of waiting for you
in port, so I decided to take a
cruise.

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Good deciding.

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Except one thing...My mom's
coming on this cruise too.

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That's okay.

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I don't mind sharing you with an
older woman.

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Hello.

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I want you to meet gopher.

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Gopher this is my girl the one
I've been talking about.

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Oh.

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Hi, hi, Martha.

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Helen? Lisa?

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Just kidding, just kidding.

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This has to be charlene, right?

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Hi.

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Welcome aboard.

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Charlene, uh, I think I better
show you to your cabin.

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Keep an eye out for my mom?

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Sure.

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Should I let you know when
Martha, Helen and Lisa arrive,
too?

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Cute....very cute.

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Has a pretty blonde about
five-seven been looking for me?

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No.

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How about a brunette, five-foot
four?

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No.

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A redhead?

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Four-ten?

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Hi.

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Welcome aboard.

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I'm Julie McCoy.

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Well, hello.I'm Millie
Washington.

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I'm looking for my son, captain
Isaac Washington.

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Captain Isaac Washington?

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Well, give him time, honey.

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Give him time.

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Listen you know I thought that
little rascal would be, kinda
here to greet me, you know and

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show me around.

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Well, he's probably out sorting
his supplies for the cruise.

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He's probably chasing some
pretty girl all over this ship.

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Give him time.

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Give him time.

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Oh, hello!

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Hello!

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Hello!

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Miss Monroe!

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Welcome.

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Ahh, my darling, darling,
Jenny.

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Julie.....

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Of course, Jackie.

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I can't tell you how thrilled I
was to be able to squeeze in
another performance aboard your

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floating nightclub.

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You know, I said to my agent,
you have simply got to cancel
all my other bookings.

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By the way, I found you an
accompanist.

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Wouldn't you know my pianist
would come down with the flu the
first time in ages I get

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a booking.

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I mean a great booking.

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This may turn into a stroke of
luck.

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I had to pull a few strings, but
the accompanist I found you is
dynamite.

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Oh, that's wonderful.

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You know dear, a good pianist is
hard to find....But then, so is
a good man...

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♪ A good man ♪

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Hi ya, doll.

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Hi.....

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Who's the banana?

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Lenny kamen.

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Mitzi Monroe.

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Lenny!

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I was just telling mitzi all
about you.

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Lenny!

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What are you doing here?

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Is your cage being cleaned?

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Well, I see you two already know
each other.

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Know each other?

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Lenny here is my ex.

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Julie: Ex-partner?

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Ex-partner, ex-husband,
ex-everything except ex-citing.

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Gee, I'm sorry....

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I didn't know.

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Look, it's no big thing.

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We have one more performance we
have to do together...

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It's not a lifetime.

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No.

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It's just going to seem like a
lifetime.

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How long were you two married?

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Ten years.

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That's a long time.

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Funny, it seems like only
yesterday .

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And you know what a lousy day
yesterday was.

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Hey, gopher....

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Listen, my mom get settled in
okay?

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I've been stuck working.

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Oh, she's fine.

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I got one of the crew to show
her around.

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And this is the lido lounge.

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Oh my, this is nice...Real
nice....

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Oh, who is that cutie over there
in the red jacket?

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Hi, mom.

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Captain....

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I see you met my mom.

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Yes.

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And I've never seen her looking
better.

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You just met me two minutes
ago.

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Well, you see?

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I wasn't lying.

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Well, I hope you enjoy the
cruise, Mrs. Washington.

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I'd better or I'm gonna complain
to whoever's in charge around
here.

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Isaac....

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So long, captain.

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Sweetheart, now are you getting
enough to eat?

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Enough?

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I was thinking of getting a
bigger uniform.

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Hi.

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Oh, mom, you remember gopher.

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Gopher,you know, I used to dress
Isaac in little sailor suits
like that before he could

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walk...

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My man here is going to show
you such a fine time while
you're on board.

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I sure am, Mrs. Washington.

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Mrs.washington was George's
mother...You call me Millie.

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Millie......

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Better...

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Now look at this uniform, look
at this.

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Here, you got a tear already.

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First chance you get, you bring
that coat upstairs to my room.

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No, it's up the companion way
to my cabin.

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I don't care where your cabin
is...But you bring the coat up
to my room.

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He thinks I deliver.

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Isaac, your mother is a real
dynamo.

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You know it.

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But there's another dynamo I
also wanna spend some time with.

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Hi, gopher.

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Hi, honey.

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Did you know you had a tear in
your jacket?

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If you like, I'll fix it for
you.

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Do you deliver?

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Hi....

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Ohh.....

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I understand you were up in the
poconos.

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How'd you like it?

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The poconos?

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00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,533
Oh, the poconos are like...Are
like mountains to me.

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You know, they're sort of
hilltops in the valleys of
despair.

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Actually I can hardly find time
for poconos anymore.

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It means juggling t.V., Vegas
and Tahoe.

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I know exactly what you mean.

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00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,758
You know, I have the very same
problem.

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Yeah, I have a new manager.

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00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,086
The guy is fantastic, absolutely
fantastic.

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Course he has me working the
little clubs now, but that's all
part of the plan.

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Like a fighter you know, just
bringing me along.

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Pretty soon, we'll work out the
kinks and then it'll be t.V.

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Series, Tahoe, Vegas.

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00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:49,897
Lenny, who are you kidding?

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I know the places you play.

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00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:51,937
I read the columns.

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00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,736
And I know the places you play.

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00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,739
I read the funnies.

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00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,070
Well, it beats the seven-eleven
club in Trenton.

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You died there.

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00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:00,485
I read the obituaries.

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00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,754
Actually you know, I have ten
weeks coming up at the Sahara.

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00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,628
The hotel or the desert?

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00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,303
Hi, guys.

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00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,249
Everything under control?

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00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,418
It will be when I get a padlock
for his mouth.

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00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:21,471
Let's face it, Julie, I can't
work with this creep.

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If I perform it's going to be
without an accompanist.

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00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,313
After she sings four bars, it'll
be without an audience.

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00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,435
Why worry about it, Julie?

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00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,823
I'd be absolutely glad to do the
whole show for you, solo.

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That's a wonderful idea.

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00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,739
He's a regular liberace, you
know.

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00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,954
Only if he's smart, he'll light
the piano and he'll play the
candelabra.

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00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:47,502
Look , guys.

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00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:48,961
This is not worth fighting
about.

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00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,501
I'll tell you what, I'll flip a
coin and whoever calls it goes
on alone.

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Heads.

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The other side.

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00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,800
And then whoever doesn't perform
will just pay for their passage
and then we'll be

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square, okay?

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00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,182
Uh...uh...now hold on just one
minute.

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00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,644
I think we're being a little
hasty here.

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00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:10,225
Yes, yes, I, I think we're being
just a little bit hasty, I mean,
uh, I mean

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without the two of us, let's
face it, there's no act.

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00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:16,316
That's right, that's right, I
mean, it's like it's like
hepburn with Tracy, it's

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like Rogers with Astaire....

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Like goodyear without the blimp.

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Right!

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00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,242
Well, I'm glad that's settled.

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00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:26,663
See ya later...

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00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,206
Hey, how goes it?

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00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:37,969
Okay....i guess.

242
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,878
Well, give me a call when you
know for sure.

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00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,641
Say uh....Who is that with my
mom?

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00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,143
I haven't a clue.

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00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,022
Yeah, well, check it out, man.

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00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,363
I mean, who is this guy, I mean,
what does he do?

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00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,519
Where is he from?

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00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,937
Hey, am I thy mother's keeper?

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00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,530
Ask him yourself.

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00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,579
Oh, oh, Isaac.

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00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:12,172
This is my son that I haven't
seen in the last twenty-four
hours.

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00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,499
Nice to meet you, son.

253
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,464
Now, this is Mr. Roy harwood.

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00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:17,757
How do you do.

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00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:18,920
Hi....

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00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:19,876
Roy's a dentist.

257
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,045
But you won't get any business
in the family.

258
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,055
Isaac's got the best set of
chompers in town!

259
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:26,808
Show him honey.

260
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,270
You know, we stressed dental
health in our family.

261
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,562
We brushed after every meal and
flossed at bedtime...Unless
Isaac had used up all the floss

262
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,821
to hold his model planes
together.

263
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:46,985
Uh yeah.

264
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,580
Well....I've gotta go.

265
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,873
Can you join us later for
dessert?

266
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,077
I'd like to, but...I have to go
and...Floss.

267
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,173
But, Isaac....I've been wanting
to talk to you...About something
that's important.

268
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,421
Hi, let's go.

269
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,167
What about dinner?

270
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,264
And I wanted to meet your mom.

271
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,854
Oh, well, I thought we would
make first things first.

272
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:11,979
Well, since you put it that
way.

273
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,605
Anybody ever tell you, you have
beautiful teeth?

274
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,399
The best set of chompers in
town.

275
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,153
Oh,thank you.

276
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,822
Okay, I give up, what's with
the doggy bag?

277
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,361
Oh well, it's the strangest
thing, I've been getting hungry
but never at meal time.

278
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,201
So this way I always have food
handy.

279
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,160
Gopher, did I already eat my
carrots?

280
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,116
Sure did, really enjoyed them
too.

281
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,380
I'm still hungry.

282
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,634
Can I eat your po....

283
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,383
Sorry, too late!

284
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,682
Well, I'm stuffed.

285
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:28,546
Excuse me.

286
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,095
Honey, you missed a wonderful
dinner.

287
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,983
I'm not going out with my nose
in a sling.

288
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,026
Take off the bandages.

289
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,148
The doctor said you could take
them off weeks ago.

290
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,985
Suppose he didn't do a good job?

291
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:50,371
Suppose my nose is worse than it
was before?

292
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,329
Impossible.

293
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,908
You had your father's nose.

294
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:55,905
I'm sorry sweetheart....It came
out backwards.

295
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,825
You're going to look wonderful.

296
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:01,958
You want to put that in
writing?

297
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,562
Hey, Isaac, you're running a
loose ship here, man.

298
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,386
What's with the empty peanut
bowls?

299
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,562
I thought I just filled that.

300
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,317
Empty bowls don't lie.

301
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,375
Hi, gopher.

302
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,251
Hi, Julie.

303
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,207
Well, back to the salt mines.

304
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,429
Hi, Julie.

305
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,555
Hi, Isaac.

306
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,601
What's going on, I'm starving.

307
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,345
Where's all the peanuts?

308
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,146
Is there an elephant loose
around here?

309
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,695
Louise....louise....come out,
come out, wherever you are.

310
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,462
I brought dinner.

311
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,208
Come on.....

312
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:31,468
Uncle gopher has for you, some
steak, some baked potato, some
peanuts and for dessert, some

313
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,380
carrots....

314
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,468
Not just some carrots.

315
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,222
But Julie's carrots.

316
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,506
And Isaac's peanuts...

317
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,058
Hi, guys, what's new?

318
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,153
Look, I promised a friend i'd
take care of her.

319
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,321
See, I thought I was gonna be
off duty this week.

320
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,321
Believe me, I was the only one
he could leave her with.

321
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,493
It figures.

322
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,703
Leave a monkey with someone
who's bananas.

323
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,829
Please, you guys are my buddies.

324
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,923
You gotta promise you won't tell
anybody I have her on board.

325
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,044
Please?

326
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,919
What's a few peanuts more or
less.

327
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,513
Julie?

328
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,629
I haven't eaten.

329
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,125
I haven't the strength to tell.

330
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,020
That's just her way of saying
'thanks.'

331
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,820
Annie, please, just come out
for a minute.

332
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:35,775
I want you to meet dr.Bricker.

333
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,534
No way.

334
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,367
I just want you to meet him.

335
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,122
Mother......

336
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,581
Let her be.

337
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,174
She'll take the bandages off in
her own good time.

338
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,998
But she's missing a terrific
cruise.

339
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,545
There are so many nice people on
board.

340
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,088
You, for example.

341
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,174
You're so right.

342
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:54,926
Let's have breakfast.

343
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:55,718
All right.

344
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,221
You see my sunglasses?

345
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,141
No.

346
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,175
Besides, I'm the one who needs
sunglasses...

347
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:06,189
You're dazzling.

348
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,055
You're so right.

349
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,896
C'mon, Louise, where did you get
those sunglasses?

350
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,704
You stole them, didn't you?

351
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,207
Listen, Louise, how did you get
out of here, anyway?

352
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,013
That's not funny, Louise!

353
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:46,978
You're late.

354
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:47,940
Well, good.

355
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,230
I won't have to listen to you
play so long.

356
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:54,114
Now I thought we'd start with 'a
salute to the fifties.'

357
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,322
what are we saluting, your age?

358
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:58,953
Why don't we make it the
eighteen-fifties.

359
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,121
We'll be saluting your jokes.

360
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:01,951
Could we get started?

361
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,287
Boy, am I cold.

362
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,870
Haven't changed a bit have you?

363
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,165
Okay, 'fascination.' In 'e',
right?

364
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,540
'E' flat.

365
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,337
The 'flat' part I remember.

366
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,602
'It was fascina.....

367
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:24,932
My sentiments exactly.

368
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,635
One more time.

369
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,399
"It was
fascin...Na...Na...Na...'

370
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:37,895
fascinanana?

371
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,701
Aren't you going to say
'gesundheit?'

372
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,695
i was thinking of 'auf
wiedersehen.'

373
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,622
you know how I hate air

374
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,075
conditioning, so you had them
turn it up full blast, didn't
you?

375
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,916
I had them turn it up full?

376
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,001
I...I'm not running the ship.

377
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,837
Look, let's take it from the top
one more time if you don't mind.

378
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:58,593
Illllllt waaaaas
faaaaascinaaaaation.

379
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,845
Look, lover boy, in case you've
forgotten the tempo was this....

380
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,267
It was fascination, I know.....

381
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,491
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, it
was this....

382
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,832
It was fascination I know......

383
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:25,578
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

384
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:40,671
Who is it?

385
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:41,427
Yeoman purser Smith ma'am.

386
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,546
I....found these sunglasses with
the name Cynthia Parker on them.

387
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:48,516
They're my mother's.

388
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,016
'Bye.

389
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:52,522
Uh....thank you.

390
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,567
You're welcome.

391
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,904
I haven't seen you on the ship
before.

392
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,237
Are you hiding out for some
reason?

393
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:04,361
Well, uh.....

394
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,198
I bet you're an actress or a
model traveling incognito?

395
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,578
No.

396
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,332
No.

397
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,714
Well, whoever you are, you have
the most beautiful eyes I've
ever seen...In the world...In

398
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,420
The whole world.

399
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,256
Thank you.....

400
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,050
You're very welcome.

401
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,088
Don't worry, it's me.

402
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:04,884
I'm alone.

403
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,336
Don't go running into the
bathroom.

404
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,336
I'm taking the bandages off.

405
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,470
You are??

406
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,524
Oh, Anne, I can hardly wait to
see it.

407
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,178
Close your eyes, I'll tell you
when you can look.

408
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:13,976
Yes dear, I understand.

409
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:25,897
Almost ready.

410
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,557
Isaac, you know, you're a lucky
guy.

411
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,022
Yeah, tell me about it.

412
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,730
I mean you're lucky to have such
a super mom.

413
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,190
What's that guy trying to prove?

414
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,355
Holding her like that.

415
00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:07,653
I think he's trying to prove
that she's a beautiful,
desirable woman.

416
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,874
She is not.

417
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:15,119
She's my mother. Well, you know
what I mean, I mean, she has no
way to know what these cruise

418
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:15,623
ships are like.

419
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:18,669
What are they like, sweetie?

420
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:26,801
What is she doing?

421
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,641
Same thing we're doing.

422
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,716
Charlene, I am not throwing
myself at a dentist.

423
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,689
I've got to put a stop to this.

424
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,565
Lighten up and let them enjoy
themselves.

425
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:51,280
And besides it's time for your
break and charlene has plans for
her Isaac.

426
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,620
Say what...What kind of plans?

427
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,749
Oh, interesting plans.

428
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,630
You see, this hot blood runs in
my family.

429
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:07,762
I got a feeling that it runs in
mine, too.

430
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:08,759
Of course, if you'd rather
not....

431
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:12,796
Wait a minute....I'm with
you......

432
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,805
I mean, who can fight all this
hot blood?

433
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,034
Come in.

434
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,001
Mama, I came to drop off the
jacket......

435
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:49,625
Didn't you see the sign in my
window: 'In by nice, out by
five'?

436
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,716
This late, it'll cost you extra.

437
00:25:55,387 --> 00:26:02,637
Mom, I came here to straighten
you out...Well, what I mean is
I've been on this ship

438
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:07,187
a long time and there are men
who come on these cruises
looking for one thing...

439
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,234
Oh, honey, thanks for the tip.

440
00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:13,453
You're my dear son, not my dear
Abby.

441
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,826
Mom, we gotta have a talk.

442
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:20,502
Not now.

443
00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:21,748
Mama's got to get her beauty
sleep.

444
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,248
It'll only take a few
minutes....

445
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,332
He's right, Millie.

446
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,167
Let's talk this out now.

447
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,002
What's he doing here?

448
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,506
What are you doing in my
mother's cabin?

449
00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:32,798
It's as much his cabin as
mine...

450
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:35,143
What's that supposed to mean?

451
00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:36,338
We're roommates.

452
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:39,596
We came on this cruise
together.

453
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,101
I wanted to talk to you but I
haven't had a chance.

454
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,853
Yeah.i can see you've been too
busy.

455
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,942
Not me.

456
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:54,034
You, you see this is not the
kind of thing you can whisper in
your son's ear while he's mixing

457
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,572
a Harvey wallbanger.

458
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,827
Your mother and I have been
going together for six months.

459
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:01,825
Going together?

460
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,327
I want to marry her, Isaac.

461
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,964
Yeah well, what's holding you
back?

462
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:13,262
Now listen, we're in love but
I'm just not sure that I want to
get married.

463
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:18,722
When you get my age, it takes
longer to make a big decision.

464
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,223
Well, I can understand that.

465
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,177
Instead of getting married, you
wanna be some sort of of
swinger....

466
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,783
"The love boat will continue in
a moment."

467
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,799
Absolutley terrible. Who would
do such a thing....I was....

468
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:54,423
Now don't worry, mrs.Parker,

469
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,627
we'll get to the bottom of
this.

470
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:58,224
You wanted to see me, sir?

471
00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:59,051
Uh, yes, Mrs.

472
00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:00,635
Parker's room was ransacked by a
thief.

473
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,600
Her diamond brooch was stolen.

474
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:07,230
It's roung with thirty-eight
diamonds and a two-pronged pin
on the back.

475
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,100
And it was my grandmothers.

476
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,396
Now pass this on to the rest of
the crew.

477
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,730
I want that thief caught.

478
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,775
He's not going to get away with
this on my ship.

479
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:14,898
That's male chauvinism, sir.

480
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:15,864
It could be a lady....Sorry.

481
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,743
Just find him ,her or it!

482
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,494
Yes, sir.

483
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:28,921
Excuse me.......Oh, hi.

484
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,035
Hi.....

485
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,340
You sure you're not an actress?

486
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:38,430
Gopher!

487
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:39,298
What?

488
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,434
Sir!

489
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:41,390
Yes, I, I'm on my way!

490
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:52,866
Louise...louise.....louise.....

491
00:29:52,957 --> 00:30:02,757
Louise...louise.....louise.....

492
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,805
Now, how can I help you?

493
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,487
I haven't known you long, Mrs.

494
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:23,028
Washington....but that's not the
same happy woman I met less than
a week ago.

495
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,158
What's the problem?

496
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:35,883
Well, Roy and I would like to
get off at the next port and fly
home, that's if you

497
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,209
could help us with the plane
reservations.

498
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,093
Why?

499
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:39,049
Aren't you having a good time?

500
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,632
Well, Roy and I came on the
cruise together,

501
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:46,756
and uh, we shareda cabin .

502
00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:50,597
But, Isaac doesn't approve.

503
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,772
Oh.....

504
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:58,940
And I don't want to cause him
any further embarrassment.

505
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:02,113
You know, it's a strange thing
about the young people
today...When they do the

506
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:05,823
bump and the hustle, it's fun,
when we do it, we're being
silly.

507
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:09,485
I love this lady, captain, and I
don't want to see her hurt.

508
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:10,826
Have you told that to Isaac?

509
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:14,040
Roy: Yes, but his ears are all
stopped up.

510
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:21,419
I just didn't think that a
child of mine would turn out to
be so prim and proper.

511
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:22,594
Isaac?!

512
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,972
Prim and proper?!

513
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:30,930
Do you remember meeting a young
woman on board by the name of
charlene Franks?

514
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,184
Oh, that's that's Isaac's
girlfriend.

515
00:31:35,518 --> 00:31:39,808
One rule for them....Another
rule for us.

516
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:14,179
Hi.....

517
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,175
Hi....

518
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:16,977
Oh, hello, gopher.

519
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,140
Any news on my brooch?

520
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:20,187
Not yet ma'am, but we're
closing in.

521
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:24,323
May I join you?

522
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,610
Of course you may.

523
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:33,530
Gopher!

524
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:34,368
Uh, doc, hi......

525
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,542
You surprised me.

526
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,500
I had no idea you had such
excellent taste in young ladies.

527
00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:39,826
Oh, she's sensational, isn't
she?

528
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:43,674
I mean the other young lady.

529
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,219
Cynthia, would you care to
dance?

530
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:51,220
I'd love to.

531
00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,232
I'm glad you came over.

532
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,401
So am I.

533
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,149
So am I.

534
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:07,435
I was uh, I was thinking maybe
later we could go for a walk.

535
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:08,187
The moon is beautiful tonight.

536
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:10,816
Yeah...yeah...will you excuse me
a minute?

537
00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:21,167
Hi...excuse me, mind if I cut
in?

538
00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:25,287
Thanks.

539
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,101
Uh, gopher, buzz off.

540
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:44,805
You've got your own girl.

541
00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:45,567
Oh, you're a terrific dancer.

542
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:55,201
Now, where were we?

543
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,578
Oh, Anne, I'm sorry about that
interruption.

544
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:02,288
I just wanted to make a good
impression on your mom.

545
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,293
Oh.

546
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,300
Would you like to take a Brandy
along when we go for that stroll
in the

547
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,091
moonlight?.....

548
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:14,545
I'll be right back.

549
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:25,606
Louise!!!

550
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:40,615
Cynthia, there's something about
you that makes me go weak in the
knees.

551
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:41,123
Oh, Adam......

552
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,706
No, I'm not kidding, hold me up!

553
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:11,234
Bricker, you haven't lost it.

554
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,414
This time it ain't just some
peanuts.

555
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,159
I'm missing a case of swizzle
sticks and a waring blender.

556
00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:21,487
Louise.

557
00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:25,667
And I'm missing a pair of
shoes, some pantyhose and my
brand new bikini.

558
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:26,995
Louise.

559
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,923
Okay, Louise.

560
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,711
Now, where is the little monkey?

561
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:31,795
That's just it.

562
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:32,549
I'm missing a chimpanzee.

563
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:36,677
Does she usually knock?

564
00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:39,348
Only when she forgets her keys.

565
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,515
Anne!

566
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,308
Gopher, what's going on?

567
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:49,523
You stood me up?

568
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,856
Oh, why didn't you tell me you
had another girl.

569
00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:56,895
Oh, that's not another girl.

570
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:57,818
That's just Julie.

571
00:35:57,905 --> 00:35:59,195
Thanks a lot.

572
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,827
Well, I thought that you and
I.....

573
00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:08,170
I do.....We are, we will, but
Anne, there are
complications.....

574
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:14,915
It was horrible...A hairy
little man...In a dress...

575
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,546
Don't be silly, it was just
gopher's monkey.

576
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:18,553
We'll get your bag back.

577
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:19,934
Dr. Bricker...

578
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:20,851
Oh, evening captain....

579
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:23,388
Showing mrs.Parker the crew's
quarters.....

580
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:24,643
Something like that.

581
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:34,902
This might sound silly,

582
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:41,776
but....i think I just saw
a chimpanzee walk into yeoman
purser Smith's cabin.

583
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:43,945
Are you sure it was a
chimpanzee?

584
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:52,287
Here's your hairy little man.

585
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:54,673
Here's your bag....

586
00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,680
And here's my brooch!

587
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:02,179
I told you there was nothing to
worry about...C'mon, I'll buy
you a drink.

588
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:07,765
Sir, I'm sorry, I....It's my
fault for bringing Louise on the
ship.

589
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:08,520
I'm responsible for everything.

590
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,941
You will report to my office
first thing in the morning!

591
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:13,056
Yes, sir.

592
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,150
With your bags packed.

593
00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:17,692
You'll be going ashore in
Ensenada.

594
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,027
Well, I guess I better get
packed.

595
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:36,296
Louise!!

596
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:46,845
Captain stubing.

597
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:51,941
Uh, captain...You're not going
to fire gopher, are you?

598
00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:54,809
Miss Parker, I understand your
personal involvement.

599
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:55,727
But this is ship's business.

600
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,185
I prefer not discussing it with
passengers.

601
00:37:57,274 --> 00:37:57,984
Good night.

602
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,703
Uh, captain, the monkey's mine.

603
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:05,909
I....uh...didn't want to leave
it home so I brought it with me.

604
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:10,502
Gopher was protecting me, of
anyone should be punished, it
should be me.

605
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,497
Then it will be.

606
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:14,252
Whatta ya gonna do?

607
00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:30,977
Enter.

608
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,244
I'm ready to leave now, sir.

609
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,121
Leave?

610
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:52,157
Nothing could be further from my
mind.

611
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,166
Til last night, mr.Smith,

612
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:02,092
i thought that old-fashioned
chivalry was dead...That the
days when a

613
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:05,263
young man would put himself in
jeopardy for the honor of a
young lady had gone out

614
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,010
with...with the tango.

615
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:09,636
But, sir....

616
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,272
No buts.

617
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:14,978
You put your own job on the line
to save the embarrassment of one
of the passengers.

618
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:18,273
I'm proud of you.

619
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:19,770
But, sir......

620
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,687
No, buts.Let's get back to work.

621
00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:25,147
Yes, sir.

622
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,370
Now what did I do with my cap?

623
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:34,865
Morning, captain.

624
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:44,255
Okay baby I'm ready, let's go
swimming.

625
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,590
I don't feel like it.

626
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:48,184
Isaac, why don't you go
apologize to your mom?

627
00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:49,474
Apologize for what?

628
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:50,973
I was only trying to protect
her.

629
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:53,215
Protect her?

630
00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:56,767
I wonder how she got along all
those years without you.

631
00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:58,602
Isaac, you flew the Coop a long
time ago.

632
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,397
Now it's time for her to spread
her wings.

633
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:04,279
I don't understand your attitude
at all.

634
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,990
That's because, it's not your
mother.

635
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,279
Hey....a mom can't hold onto her
son...And a son can't hold onto
his mom.

636
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:24,797
Just a second......Sorry.

637
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,420
Your jacket's fixed.

638
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:27,006
Thanks.

639
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:31,511
Well, actually, I came to warn
charlene...You know honey, there
are men on these

640
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,175
cruises who are only looking for
one thing...

641
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,847
It's not that way at all....I
mean you and I have been going
together for a long

642
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,266
time....

643
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,283
Well, what I mean is...This is
different!

644
00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,526
The only difference is: I'm not
your mother.

645
00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:50,531
Seems to me you got two
different sets of standards.

646
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:51,374
One for me....

647
00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:52,868
And one for me.

648
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:57,250
Ladies, ladies, you completely
misunderstand what I've been
tryin' to say....

649
00:40:58,622 --> 00:40:59,542
I can't wait to hear this.

650
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,711
Well, what I'm tryin' to say,
is.....

651
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:15,854
I guess you're both one hundred
percent right and I've been a
damn fool.

652
00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:20,481
We're not a hundred percent
right...Maybe ninety-nine.

653
00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:25,896
I guess a son never thinks any
man is good enough for his mom.

654
00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:30,363
You know, it takes a man to
admit when he's wrong...

655
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,910
And I raised a man......

656
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,411
Who sure knows how to pick a
good woman.

657
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,041
And a pretty one too.

658
00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:57,772
Ladies and gentlemen tonight we
have a very special

659
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,178
treat for you.

660
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:02,056
There aren't many performers who
have a way with a song like the
lovely

661
00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:04,444
and talented mitzi Monroe.

662
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:12,913
And not many musicians have a
way with those black and whites
like the nimble-fingered,

663
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:14,159
Lenny kamen.....

664
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:21,461
Well, tonight, for the first
time in a long time, they're
back together again.

665
00:42:21,538 --> 00:42:24,748
Ladies and gentlemen...The
musical magic of mitzi and
Lenny.

666
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:32,092
How do you expect me to play
with my finger in a sling.

667
00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:32,974
Fake it.

668
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:33,970
That's what you usually do....

669
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,728
Good evening ladies and
gentlemen and welcome to the
acapulco lounge.

670
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:54,528
I hope that you'll bear with me
tonight but as you can see, I'll
be playing with a bum hand.

671
00:42:54,613 --> 00:42:56,033
Yes,that's why he plays a bum
piano.

672
00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:05,502
But seriously ladies and
gentlemen, I do hope that you
will excuse my laryngitis.

673
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,792
You shouldn't have mentioned it.

674
00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,246
The way you sing, they never
would've noticed.

675
00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:16,889
Well, could we uh, could we just
take it from the top, please.

676
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,391
Why?

677
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,260
You never started there before.

678
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,135
Oh my, isn't he a bundle of fun.

679
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,690
Ladies and gentlemen, you must
forgive my partner, but she's
been working alone

680
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:32,194
recently and she's not used to
such large audiences.

681
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,073
Is that so?

682
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,905
Well, I'll have you know that
the last place I played in on
closing night the ropes were up.

683
00:43:40,075 --> 00:43:41,405
The boss was hanging himself.

684
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,131
Uh, well, could we just have an
arpeggio, please?

685
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:54,876
And that was with his good hand.

686
00:43:57,843 --> 00:44:00,893
Look, could you just give me a
simple introduction?

687
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,261
Certainly.

688
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:04,178
Captain stubing this is mitzi.

689
00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:04,886
Mitzi this is captain stubing.

690
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:07,727
Julie, mitzi.

691
00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:08,601
Mitzi, Julie.

692
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:09,397
Gopher, doc.....

693
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:12,227
Yes, yes, yes.

694
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:13,976
It's going to be that kind of
evening, is it?

695
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:18,448
Well, well, well, ladies and
gentlemen I think you might be
interested in knowing that I was

696
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,450
once married to this clown.

697
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,907
My mother wanted me to marry a
doctor, but I compromised.

698
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:26,541
I married a sickness.

699
00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:35,881
Okay, let's talk about our
marriage, which at one time was
commonly referred to as,

700
00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:36,634
the gong show.'

701
00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:45,268
Yes, yes, they were going to
make a movie based on our
marriage, but you can't have two

702
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:46,929
films called 'rocky'.

703
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:51,023
So they made one about mitzi and
called it 'jaws'!

704
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:04,704
Come in....

705
00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:06,786
Hi....

706
00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:07,790
Hi....

707
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,791
Would you believe I couldn't
get into my cabin?

708
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,133
I was mobbed by autograph
hounds.

709
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,958
It took me two hours to sign two
autographs.

710
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:13,713
Why so long?

711
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,665
One of them didn't want it.

712
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:18,551
They really loved us.

713
00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:24,297
Well, that's the key word,
us....

714
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,978
You're right, I never could've
gone on alone tonight.

715
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:31,268
Oh, I stink at the best of
times, well, with this voice.

716
00:45:31,353 --> 00:45:32,693
Oh, come on, honey, you've got a
great voice.

717
00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,821
It was always my piano playing
that held us back.

718
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:35,478
That's true.

719
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,226
Yes, that's.....

720
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,322
You know I was kidding.

721
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:43,778
You know it was kinda cute, I
think we should put it in the
act.

722
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:44,696
The act?

723
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:47,703
Yeah, you know, you, me, Vegas,
Tahoe, t.V.

724
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:49,330
Oh, Lenny.

725
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:55,745
I missed us.

726
00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:58,167
Me too.

727
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:06,564
You know uh, I was thinking, i'm
much too excited to sleep
tonight and, and you probably

728
00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:08,515
are too.

729
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:14,729
So I was thinking that uh, well,
maybe you could just stay here
for awhile and, and, and, maybe

730
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:16,316
we could uh, uh,....

731
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,823
Rehearse, rehearse, that's a
good idea.

732
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:22,362
I always say, keep doing it
until you get it right.

733
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:26,866
Okay, now, let's see, I say our
marriage was referred to as the
gong show, laugh, laugh, laugh

734
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,240
and then you say....

735
00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:31,617
You can't have two movies
called rocky, laugh, laugh,
laugh........

736
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:41,468
That's what I always say, keep
doing it until you get it right.

737
00:46:41,548 --> 00:46:42,218
Oh, yeah.......

738
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:09,698
See you tomorrow night.

739
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:12,003
You know it.

740
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:13,869
Can we give you a lift home,
charlene?

741
00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,116
Oh yeah, thanks.

742
00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:19,166
You liberated women sure do
stick together.

743
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:21,841
'Bye, mama.

744
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,220
So long, Roy, thanks for being
so understanding.

745
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:27,758
Hey, it's no big thing.

746
00:47:27,844 --> 00:47:29,474
I hope we get to see a lot of
each other...Son.

747
00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:34,390
I guess it's a little soon to be
calling you son.

748
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:37,806
Listen, you just keep lovin' my
momma and keepin' her happy and
you can call me

749
00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:40,105
anything you want.

750
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:41,110
Oh, bless you honey, bless you.

751
00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:44,573
Your mother was right about one
thing.

752
00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:46,277
What's that?

753
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,534
You do have great teeth.

754
00:48:05,882 --> 00:48:07,592
And if I wasn't so cheap, i'd
give you ten percent.

755
00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:08,256
She's right.

756
00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:09,093
As an agent, you're fantastic.

757
00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:10,428
As a cruise director....

758
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,063
Hey, I'm happy for both of you.

759
00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:16,442
Who knows?

760
00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,058
We may even tie the knot again.

761
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:21,145
Except this time around, we
intend to keep the fighting
where it belongs,out on that

762
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:22,481
stage!

763
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,106
That's right my darling, that's
where you belong out on the
stage.

764
00:48:25,193 --> 00:48:27,153
As a matter of fact, there's one
leaving in five minutes.

765
00:48:27,237 --> 00:48:30,157
If that's the comedy, how about
going back to music?

766
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:31,370
How about going back to your
mother?

767
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,995
Very good idea of yours, having
the three of us leave together.

768
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,672
I just hope we can make it a two
some soon.

769
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,002
You mean, you and her?

770
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,666
I mean, you and me.

771
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,295
Can I call you when I drop
Louise off?

772
00:48:46,381 --> 00:48:47,051
You'd better.

773
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:55,016
Well, Cynthia....You got your
brooch back.

774
00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:56,848
Yes, but I may just have lost my
heart.

775
00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:57,853
Lost your heart?

776
00:48:57,934 --> 00:49:00,024
Check with gopher...His chimp's
probably got it.

777
00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:01,809
Good-bye, Adam.

778
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:02,557
Bye....

779
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,412
Louise!

780
00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:19,917
Louise!

781
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,457
Louise!.......