Love,
exciting and new.
Come aboard,
we're expecting you.
Love,
life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow,
it floats back to you.
Love boat
soon will be making another run.
The love boat
promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
And love,
won't hurt anymore,
it's an open smile,
on a friendly shore.
Yes, love
welcome aboard,
it's love.
What's all this stuff?
Well, maybe Sammy Davis is coming
on board, and he sent his jewelry on ahead.
All that stuff belongs to
the new chef.
Well, what happened to the regular chef?
He's in the hospital.
You think it was something he ate?
No, he's got appendicitis.
Oh.
Gee, I hope everything comes out
all right.
Borga!
Borga.
Borga...borga.
Chef borga!
Oh, chef borga; Well,
welcome aboard!
I'm your cruise director, miss
McCoy.
Miss McCoy.
No wonder you're not married.
I beg your pardon?
Too skinny.
Men want women with something to
hold onto.
But, don't worry,
a little fettuccini,
a little ravioli,
a little poke at the Linguini.
We'll have ten pounds on you
by Mazatlan.
Fifteen by puerto vallarta.
By acapulco you could be the anchor.
Well, I'm sure, chef,
that you'll just have a very
pleasant cruise here.
We have a beautiful ship, and a
very cooperative crew.
And a jackass for a captain.
What did you say?
He said we have a jackass...
I heard what he said.
Don't tell me I'm stuck with you
for an entire cruise!
You're stuck?!
Hah!
This peasant put ketchup on my
bouillabaisse!
It didn't help.
You have the taste buds of a goat.
Before we sail, run out
and get me a TV dinner...
Make that plural, TV dinners!
(Yells something in Italian).
What did he say?
Well, I only speak a little Italian,
but I think he said; 'Have a nice day.'
Hi, welcome aboard...
Hello.
Well, look who's here!
If it isn't mr.Travel himself.
Hello, Jeff, how are you?
Hiya, gorgeous.
Oh, thank you.
What's this?
Another free travelling junket?
Just in the line of duty,julie.
Boy, I envy you guys.
Free cruises all the time...
I envy me, too.
It's just a job, gopher.
I'm putting together another
holiday package for one of the
airlines.
Believe me, the thrill wore off
a long time ago.
Well, see you guys.
Bye...
Gee, what's with him?
He used to be such a live wire.
I don't know.
I heard he broke up with his wife.
Hmmmm.
What do you mean, hmmmm?
Just hmmmm.
Well, was it a 'gee,
that's too bad' hmmmm,
or a 'maybe there's hope for me'
hmmmm, hmmm?
Gopher, get lost.
Get lost?
Hmmmm.
I wouldn't miss your column,
neither would my sister.
That's right.
First thing we turn to in the
morning newspaper, is 'dear Beverly,'
even before the obituaries.
Oh, that's very nice,
thank you.
And, your afternoon TV show
is wonderful.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You know, you're even more
beautiful in person.
That's very kind of you.
Nice to meet you, very nice to
meet you.
Oh, I'm sorry, ladies,
but I really must get mrs.Blanchard
checked into her cabin.
But we have a terrible family problem.
We have an uncle who refuses to
bathe.
Oh.
Is he with you?
No.
Good.
Ladies, mrs.Blanchard will be
glad to answer all your questions
in her lecture on Sunday.
There's a new one, ring
around the family.
Purser...
Sir, I'm sorry, Mrs. Blanchard
has been waiting for
her cabin number.
I'm mr.Blanchard.
Oh.
Oh, gosh, I didn't know there
was a mr.Blanchard.
You're not alone.
Come on, darling...
Oh, well, let, now,
let's see...Okay, cabin
three-forty-two, promenade deck.
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you. You bet.
Listen, if you need any advice,
i mean, if you have any problems,
have a wonderful cruise.
Can I help you?
I'm Adam bricker, the ship's
doctor.
Oh, thanks, but I'm fine,
we're both fine.
All we need is a place to lay
our heads.
Well, I, I wasn't speaking medically.
But, if you'll give me your name,
I'll give you your cabin number.
Oh, Gail Smith.
Uh, Smith...Gail Smith,
that'll be p-two-oh-six, right
up those stairs.
I hope you and mr.Smith
have a pleasant trip.
Thanks, but there is no
Mr. Smith.
Well, if you get right down to it
there are probably thousands
of mr.Smiths
but there isn't one
traveling with me.
Then I think all those mr.Smiths
are making a big mistake.
Not in the case of my mr.Smith
I'm afraid it was me who made
the mistake.
Darling, it's going to be fun.
We'll have a lovely vacation.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, now, come on.
Don't be so grouchy.
Look at this lovely suite, and
this beautiful ship.
Come on, let's enjoy it.
I'd enjoy it a lot more if
I was paying for it.
I don't enjoy...Freeloading on
my wife's name.
Now, isn't this silly?
Now, why shouldn't we take this
free cruise?
All I have to do is give a
little lecture.
Because I can afford to pay
for a vacation, take you
someplace where we can be alone,
without all these people around,
and you wouldn't have to do
work, either.
Oh, darling, it isn't work
i love it.
And, I love you.
Well, if you love your
work that much...
'Dear Beverly, I have a big
problem I think you can solve.
I would like to make mad...Mad,
passionate love to my wife.
Signed: Panting on the
Princess.'
oh, 'dear panting: I'd love to give
your problem my personal attention
but it's very difficult
to make love
while you are typing.'
what typing?
Oh, darling, I'm sorry.
I'd love you to make passionate
love to me, but I still have to
finish that column.
Oh, boy.
Oh.
Oh, that's great.
Darling, it won't take long.
I promise.
And, don't make it more
difficult for me by looking so sexy.
Oh, ho, ho.
I'll tell you what.
Why don't you go up on deck, and
I'll be there in a moment.
Oh, please, darling, don't make
me feel guilty.
Well, it's either a shower
or walk.
I'll walk.
Oh, dear...
"Dear Beverly: My son is a two
hundred fifty pound fullback on
his college football team, but
the other day when I came home,
I found him wearing one of my
dresses.
What shall I do?"
"Go on a diet".
Oh, thank you, Lance...
May I have the ketchup, please.
I'm certainly glad you
finished that column.
Oh, So am I, darling.
I'm all yours now...
Oh, excuse me, are you waiting
to be seated?
Yes, they had us at a table for two,
but we wanted a larger table,
so we could meet more people.
Aren't you dear Beverly?
Oh, I, I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it.
It happens all the time.
Yes, I'm Beverly Blanchard, and
this is my husband, Russ.
And, you know, I really
understand your problem.
It's very important to meet new
people, and sometimes it's
terribly difficult.
Well, if dear Beverly can't help us,
nobody can.
Darling, I know this was going
to be our evening,but,
they are such nice people.
Do you mind?
Sure.
Then it's all settled.
We are your first new people.
Good.
Now, that's a nice couple.
So, when are you getting
your divorce?
Bum!
You think they're trying
to tell us something?
P.A.:"The late sitting of dinner
is now being served in the coral
dining room.
Bon appetito.
You ready for dinner?
Well, rather hang out in
the moonlight with you.
Jeff, we've known each
other a long time.
How come all of a sudden...?
Well, I guess I've been
too busy messing up my life.
First I loused up my marriage,
and, then I was living with
someone for a while, that didn't work.
Maybe this time I'll get lucky.
What is it, Jeff?
Why do I feel like your heart
isn't in this?
What are you talking about?
You're, you're a fantastic girl,
I've always thought you were
beautiful, and sensitive.
I think you're great.
This isn't gonna work, is it?
Nope.
Is it your wife?
Yep.
Still hung up on Gail.
Evening, doc.
Hello.
Hi.
Gail, I'd like you to meet
gopher Smith, our assistant
purser.
Hi.
Hey, how about that.
You both have the same name.
Gee, I've been called many things,
but never Gail.
I've been called many things
but never gopher.
All right, you both have
the same sense of humor,
terrible.
Hey, look out, doc, lot
more smiths in the world than
brickers, you know.
And, our numbers are increasing.
Congratulations...
May I join you?
Please do.
Of course.
Thank you.
So...what are you gonna call the
baby?
Oh, I don't know.
I like the old-fashioned names,
like Johnny.
As in Walker.
Or Jack.
As in Daniels.
How about Jim?
As in beam!
Nobody'd ever guess he's a bartender.
Gail Smith, Isaac Washington.
How do you do?
Hi.
Listen, how about the name,
cleofus?
Now, that's a nice name.
Um hm.
Henry?
I got it.
How about Jeff?
Jeff Smith?
I like it.
Would you excuse me.
Gail?
Wait a minute...
Gee, wish I'd said Harvey.
As in walbanger.
Can I help?
Oh, doc...
Hey, hey, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Being around me is like not
having to take a shower.
It's okay.
I'll save on soap.
What happened in there?
Well...jeff Smith is my
husband's name.
Except, in two weeks from now,
he'll be my ex-husband.
Now, I thought that would make
me very happy, but, a funny
thing happened on the way to the
divorce...
Found out I'm still in love with
him.
How does a man divorce the lady
who's carrying his child?
He doesn't know about it.
You see, he walked out on me
before I found out, and i'm, i'm
not gonna use the baby to try
and get him back.
But, surely, he has the right to know.
Well, I tried to reach him.
I was gonna sort of sound him out,
and see if we,
but a woman answered.
He's living with somebody else.
Here.
Try this one.
It's dry.
Oh, doc.
Darling, I'm sorry I neglected you
but I thought I'd sneak
in a couple of hours on my book.
Your book?
Uh huh.
First the column, now a book?
What am I doing here?
You could have brought my picture?
Oh, Russ, don't spoil things.
Do you have any idea how long
it's been since we've been away
on a holiday?
Yeah, I was seven, you were four.
Oh, I didn't know it was that recent.
Oh, darling, I do love to be
away with you.
Well, I like hanging out with you, too.
Listen, why don't we start the
cocktail hour early today.
Are you trying to take
advantage of a poor, defenseless
woman?
Exactly.
Good.
I'll be a minute.
Then she said yes, and I
oh, sure.
Two rum Collins, please.
You got it, sir.
Excuse me.
Is that your wife over there?
The dear Beverly?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, man, she is really
something else.
She always has the right answer.
That's right.
And she just gave me the right answer.
That's way I'm taking a drink to her.
Hey, how about that,man?
Guy left you a three dollar tip
and forgot to pay for the drinks.
When a mother-in-law comes to visit,
how long should she stay?
Well, it depends whether you're
home or not.
Your drink,
darling?
In a moment, love.
But, why do we always pick on
mother-in-laws?
Why don't we pick on father-in-laws,
or for that matter,
why don't we pick on ourselves?
After all, none of us are perfect.
Well, almost none of us.
You have a very popular wife.
Oh...
Hey, how would you like the
specialty of the house?
Supervised and given the careful
attention of Russ Blanchard himself.
Well, you just made me an offer,
I can't refuse.
Good.
Now, that's a nice couple.
That's dear Beverly's husband.
What are you doing?
You like ketchup?
Swim for it.
Get back to the kitchen,
and take this ketchup with you.
I'd rather die.
Don't tempt me.
I don't understand.
I've never had problems like
this with any other chef.
I'm not any other chef.
I am numero uno...
It's not easy creating
masterpieces for six hundred
people.
How would you know?
Look who's talking.
Christopher Columbus!
He aims his ship to Mexico, and
then he goes dancing for a week.
Commanding a ship is a tad more
complicated than scrambling eggs.
Scrambling eggs, hah?
You happen to be talking to a
man who performs miracles with
eggs!
Mostly, you lay them.
(Yells in Italian).
Italian semaphore.
Alvin,
take this below deck, please.
Two bars and a lemon.
It's the story of my life.
I was born to lose.
Jeff, why are you putting
yourself through all this?
If you love your wife so much,
why don't you try to get back
together with her?
I blew it, Julie.
I burned my Bridges.
I walked out the door, and I
moved in with somebody else.
I know Gail.
She'll never forgive me for that.
Well, how are you gonna know
that for sure if you don't
get in touch with her?
I'm not.
Aren't you gonna try?
Nope.
Well, you're sure trying
with that machine.
Yeah.
And it keeps coming up lemons,too.
Do you have a quarter?
I want to play the machine.
Oh, sure.
There you go.
Split the winnings?
Of course.
I won!
Look at that!
It's incredible!
Gail, I thought we were gonna
split the winnings.
Oh, yeah.
Here's your quarter.
Well, you really get
unbelievable letters.
Oh, they usually are from normal,
everyday people,
you know, with real problems.
There are some exceptions.
Like, this woman wrote that her
husband's secretary only wears a
bra and little panties to the
office, like that he saves money
on the air conditioning.
And what did you advise her?
Well, I told her to tell her
husband to cool it in the office.
Sorry to be late.
Tell me more.
Well, as the man said,
I got millions of them.
We meet again.
This forty year old spinster
read a book, titled
'sex after seventy', and she
wanted to know if she has to
wait until then!
Oh, that's marvelous!
Marvelous!
Well, what would you like to
have for dinner?
Well, let me see.
I think I'll have a steak, very
rare, please.
Oh, and a salad.
Oh, dear, my favorite is
chocolate soufflé, but it isn't
on the menu.
Chocolate soufflé?
Your wish is my command...
Gopher...
Come here, please.
Would you please tell the chef,
the captain requests a chocolate
soufflé for dessert.
Yes, sir.
Oh, captain.
I am most impressed.
It was nothing.
Oh, but it is.
You're a born leader.
Well...
Oh, come on, captain,
admit it.
You are the kind of a man who
gets what he wants.
Someone has to be boss.
Chef borga says no way.
There, there has been some
misunderstanding.
No, I don't think so,sir.
He used a lot of colorful
Italian adjectives and gestures.
Are you familiar with...
Please excuse me.
Excuse me.
Out!
Out of my kitchen.
Your kitchen is part of my ship,
and I am requesting a
chocolate soufflé for dessert.
Borga: You want requests, go
talk to the bandleader.
I don't have to take this from
a short order cook.
Short order cook?
Borga?
I demand an apology!
Never!
If I don't have an apology
in writing in my hand by tomorrow,
this is the last dinner
I cook on this ship.
You call this dinner?
Out!
Or I make mince meat out of you.
Where would you steal the recipe?
If I told you once, I told you
a thousand times,
one tomato on each plate!
What's the matter with you!
My apologies, but the chef
ran out of chocolate.
Oh, well, that's perfectly all right
i really don't need the extra calories,
and Russ doesn't like.
Russ?
He left.
He did?
You even said goodbye to him.
Don't you remember?
No.
You know, when I start talking
about my work, I'm in another
planet.
Like the other night in new York,
I was signing autographs
after my TV show, and my mother
came backstage, and I wrote,
happiness always to, then I asked her
how do you spell your name?
(Sings) Ain't
misbehavin' all by myself...
Your cheatin' heart will tell on
you...
Now, how about a lectern,
you know, for your notes?
Oh, I never use notes.
It's a crutch.
Right.
Well, listen, mrs.Blanchard,
you just leave
everything to me.
I'll have it all set up for you
by this afternoon.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
You bet.
That was dear Beverly you
were talking to.
Yeah.
I really like her.
Stick around.
She may be available soon.
Oh, what's that supposed
to mean?
Last night, when I was on deck,
I saw her husband, giving
kissing lessons to one of our
lady passengers.
You're kidding.
Um ummm.
And he's a good teacher!
What a rotten creep.
Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, gopher, it's her
own fault.
I mean, she's been so busy with
everybody else, she's been
leaving him out in the cold.
Oh, gee, that's a shame.
Maybe I ought to tell her.
Butt out!
I mean, it's none of your
business.
Yeah, but if I don't tell her,
her marriage may go on the rocks.
But, if I do tell her, her
marriage may go on the rocks.
Maybe I should tell him.
He already knows.
Isaac, I don't know what to do.
Sounds like a problem for
dear Beverly.
Sounds more like dear Beverly's
problem.
Want to sit for a minute?
Oh yeah.
Ah.
Beautiful day...
Well, I thought it was a
beautiful day.
What's wrong?
My mind's playing tricks on me.
For a moment, I thought I smelled
Jeff's pipe tobacco, and
then the baby kicked.
Oh, doc, I'm having a terrible
time.
You see, I want the baby to know
his father, and he would have if
I hadn't been such a damn fool
and pushed Jeff up into the arms
of another woman.
Gail, I don't have any more
dry shoulders.
You're not solving anything by
telling all this to me.
Tell it to him.
You've got a whole jackpot's
worth of quarters.
Now, why don't you put some of
'em into a phone.
Maybe I'll hit the jackpot again.
Thanks, doc.
Doc?
So, remember, live by the good
old golden rule, and with
the price of gold now a days,
I mean, it's getting more
valuable every day...
Thank you.
Thank you very much...
Oh, excuse me.
May I get something to drink.
I...my tummy's not feeling very well,
it's something I ate,
i guess.
Certainly.
Thank you.
Any questions?
Yes?
I'm planning to get married when
I graduate next year.
What are some of the most
popular honeymoon places?
Well, with me, it was blowing in my ear.
But, why don't you ask your
travel agent, I'm sure she has
better suggestions...
Thank you...
Any other questions?...
Yes?
Oh, no.
Never mind.
Yes, gopher?
Well, this isn't about me.
That's what they all say.
Go on.
Well, uh, this, um,
friend of mine.
She's very witty and charming
and...gorgeous,
but she's so wrapped up in her job,
that she never pays any attention to her husband,
and now he's beginning to,
wander, and...I,
I don't want to hurt my friend,
but how do I tell her?
Oh, well, don't bother.
If she's so insensitive that she
can't give the time of day to
her husband, then he's right to
give the time of night to
someone else...
Ladies and gentlemen,
i think my time is just about up.
Thank you very much.
Captain, please write the apology.
I'm telling you, he means it.
He's gonna go out on strike and
take the whole kitchen staff
with him.
It's absurd!
He's bluffing.
What if he's not?
Miss McCoy, I have commanded
everything from
destroyer to cruise ship.
I have weathered typhoon, enemy
fire.
Believe me, this isn't something
I can't handle.
Hey, Julie, you done with
that salad yet?
Hey, stop worrying about me
and concentrate on that,
inferno you're cooking.
What is that?
What do I know?
I'm only cooking it,
I'm not gonna eat it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait,
wait, wait, keep your potato
peelings out of my soup, man.
Soup?
I thought this was the garbage.
Listen, doc, can you help me
stir the...
Okay.
Just a second...
Okay, boy this soup is really
gonna stick to your ribs.
How are you gonna get it
out of the pot?
Let me taste that,
excuse me, mr.Washington,
thank you...
Needs ketchup.
Hurry up with those potatoes,
mr.smith.
Sir, I've already peeled
half of Idaho, how many more do
you want?
Just peel the other half of Idaho,
that'll take care of it.
Captain, if anybody needs
anything well done, I've got it.
You can't serve that.
That's burnt to a crisp!
Captain, pork has to be
cooked very, very thoroughly.
That's pork?
It's filet of sole.
Oh, captain, this whole
thing is stupid...
Not that I mind, but, it's not
fair to the passengers.
Please apologize.
Never!
Thank you, miss McCoy,
thank you...
Oh, so...You came to apologize.
Needs ketchup.
Sir, what about your dinner rolls?
Don't worry.
I'll fry them when I get back.
I'm sorry.
But all you people don't have to
do this if it wasn't for your
stubborn captain.
All I ask for is an apology,
in writing.
How are you at forgery?
Hey, a piece of cake.
Cake!
What are we gonna do about
dessert?!
Here you are, chef borga,
just what you asked for.
Ah, I knew he would apologize.
Stubborn man that captain, but,
at least he knows when he's been
defeated.
Then you will return to the kitchen?
Of course.
Oh...
A maestro's place is with the orchestra,
not in the audience.
My sincere apologies,
Antonio borga.' Didn't I tell ya
he'd break first?
I knew he'd crumble once he
realized we could do his job as
well as he could.
Oh, I'm sorry darling, I didn't
know you were working.
I'll be back later.
Oh, Russ, Russ, come in darling.
This is a special column I want
you to hear.
Uh, sure.
"Dear readers: Instead of you
writing to me today, I am writing
this letter to you.
You won't be hearing from me for
the next two weeks, because I'll
be going on a vacation with my
husband.
I don't know where he's going to
take me, but I'm sure he'll pick
a spot where the two of us can
be blissfully and marvelously
alone.
You kept me very busy for a long time,
but if I am too busy to spend
some time with my husband,i,
I might lose him, and nothing
in the world would be worth
that.
Not fame, not fortune, not
anything.
Yours always, mrs.Russell Blanchard."
Am I too late?
I have a life subscription.
I love you, bev.
That Peggy, she...
Don't confess.
Never confess.
It, it just doesn't solve anything.
What is that advice?
Oh, I'm not going to give any
advice for the next two weeks.
Why don't you write to dear Abby.
Well, I'm glad to see everything
is back to normal,
chef borga.
That makes two of us,
captain stubing.
You know, captain, maybe
we should leave.
I'm sure that chef borga has a
lot of work to do, and...
In a minute, in a minute.
Antonio, I know that I am not
the easiest man in the world to
deal with.
That's true.
And I know I pushed you
to your limit.
But, I want you to know that I
think it was very big of you to
apologize.
What?
What did he say?
I didn't apologize to you.
You're the one who backed down.
Me?
I never wrote that.
I never wrote this.
Then who did?
Beats me.
Maybe we'd better go find out.
Yeah.
Captain, you never know, there
might be a forger on board.
So, you never did apologize, eh?
Why should I?
I wasn't at fault.
Then what are you doing
in my kitchen?!
This is my kitchen.
You work for me.
When will you ever get that
through your head?!...
All right...
All right..
I apologize.
Because of my line, because of
my crew, because of my
passengers.
Captain, you are a gentleman.
And because, I happen
to be the only captain afloat
with dishpan hands.
With dishpan hands.
Come on, Gail.
You can't give up just because
of one phone call.
It wasn't just one phone call.
It was a lot of phone calls.
Finally, I called his office,
and they said he'd gone on a trip.
He's probably with her.
Now, wait a minute.
Back up.
Look, your husband is a travel
agent, right?
Well, is he or isn't he?
Yes, he is.
All right, he goes on trips
all the time.
And, where is it written that
he's with anybody?
You're right.
Why am I such a pessimist?
I'm getting to be a real pain in
the neck to you.
That's all right, I'm a physician.
I can heal myself.
Very, very confusing.
But, then the captain finally
did apologize.
For real.
I couldn't believe it.
Well, anyway, that's why I
haven't been around much all day.
Well, that's okay.
It gave me time to think.
You're absolutely right.
I'm gonna get in touch with Gail,
and tell her that I love her.
Oh!
Because I do love her, and
there's nothing I want more than
to be with her.
Oh, Jeff, I'm so happy for you!
So, I told him if he
really expected me to...
Oh, my god.
What is it?
Why, that's Jeff, and that
must be her!
That's Julie McCoy, our
cruise director.
Oh.
Ohhhh!
Oh, doc...
What?
I think the baby's coming!
Okay, put your arm around
my neck.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Jeff, what's wrong?
Gail!
My god, why didn't you tell me?
Would you excuse us,
please.
I'm her husband.
In just a little while ago
you're gonna be more than a husband,
you're gonna be a father.
I'm scared.
Okay, hold on tight.
I'm gonna pick you up, and carry
you to my office.
May I, doctor, please.
Okay.
Gently.
Honey, I love you.
I don't know what happened to us,
but it's not gonna happen again.
Doc, how can I help?
Forget it.
I saw you make a salad.
Honey...
Okay.
Bear down.
And I never stopped thinking
about you one minute
the whole time we were apart.
Breathe.
I am.
Not you.
Her.
I was too proud to say I was wrong.
But I'm not too proud now.
Bear down.
Jeff, I have so much to tell you,
but, it's gonna have to...
Wait.
Julie, Julie, listen, you sit,
I'll pace.
Thanks.
What is taking so long?!
Don't ask me, I've never
had any babies.
Well, don't ask me, I've never
had any babies either.
Has doc ever delivered a
baby before?
Listen, listen, I've never
made soup for six hundred
people before, but it turned out
great.
I'll be the judge of that.
We have nothing to worry about.
I'm sure doc is doing a
wonderful job.
Oh, I'm sure he is.
I mean, that's one of the things
that constantly amazes me about
doc.
That he's really a doctor.
He is, isn't he?
I mean, it's not a nickname
just...?
Well...
Has my new passenger boarded?
Not yet, sir.
Well, what's tak...
What's taking so long?
Has the doc delivered a baby
before?
He really is a doctor, isn't he?
Bear down.
Baby's in a good position.
What's taking so long?
Towel...
Okay, one more time now, and I
think we've got it...
Okay, bear down a little
harder...
Here we go, this is it...
Well, hello, mr.Smith!
Honey, it's a boy!!...
Oh, doc, tell me the truth.
Is this the first baby you ever
delivered?
The first?
Come on, I've been delivering
babies since medical school,
nineteen sixty-two...
This is the second.
He really is a doctor.
Well, hi.
Well, hello.
Don't tell me the whole
cruise went by, and I never met
you.
Well, you're meeting me now.
Better later than never.
Uh huh.
That's the man who was with
the pregnant lady.
And that's the lady you was
with dear Beverly's husband.
Sex fiend!
Well, gee, now I am sorry
I didn't meet you earlier.
Gopher...gopher,
thank you.
Thank you from the bottom of my
heart.
Looks like your advice
is gonna work out for my friend.
Oh, yes, they're going
to live happily ever after.
What's this all about?
Oh, well, I have these two hamsters,
and they just haven't been getting alone
as well as they should!
Thank you.
There you are, darling.
You see.
Bye.
Hey, you're a great chef,
and you can sail with me anytime.
Oh, (thank you in Italian).
Thank you, and you...
Are a fine captain.
Thank you.
I want to tell you that
chocolate soufflé last night was
the best I've ever tasted!
I thought you would like it.
It's the first time I ever made
it with ketchup.
What?
Just a little joke.
You see, chef borga has a sense
of humor, too.
Yes.
Arriverdeci...
Goodbye, merrill.
Chow, Antonio.
Isn't he beautiful?
Jeff, you're not coming home
because of the baby, are you?
Yes I am.
What?
I'm coming home for you,
for us,
especially for me.
I need you, Gail.
Bye, bye.
Well, look who's here!
Time to say good-bye.
How can I ever thank you, doc?
Yeah, thanks, doc.
I'll send you my bill in
the morning.
Julie, you're a good friend,
and a heck of a marriage counselor.
Well, I'll send you my
bill in the morning, too.
Okay, partner, say goodbye
to your uncle Isaac.
Bye, cleofus.
And your uncle gopher.
Your uncle Adam, and your aunt
Julie, and your uncle merrill.
Uncle merrill, sir.
We'd better get going.
We still gotta go through
customs.
And do you have something to declare.
Bye, bye.
Bye.