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♪ Love...♪

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♪ Exciting and new ♪

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♪ come aboard ♪

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♪ we're expecting you ♪

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♪ and love...♪

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♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪

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♪ let it flow ♪

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♪ it floats back to you ♪

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♪ the love boat ♪

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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪

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♪ the love boat ♪

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♪ promises something for
everyone. ♪

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♪ Set a course for adventure
your mind on a new romance ♪

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♪ and love
won't hurt anymore ♪

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♪ it's an open smile ♪

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♪ on a friendly shore.
Yes, love...♪

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♪ Welcome aboard, it's love ♪

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♪ ♪

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Who do we see
about the state rooms?

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That lady over there.

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Oh...oh,
come on, darling.

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Julie: Hello.

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Welcome aboard.

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Thank you.

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My name is wolff and
this is my wife Anita.

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How do you do?

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And i'm...I'm cyril wolff.

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Well, hello.

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How do you do?

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Ow!

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Got you.
[Laughs]

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Cyril, you promised.

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Honey, I couldn't
help myself.

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Julie: Oh, hey, that's
okay, Mr. Wolff.

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But I'm sorry, we're
not allowed to accept tips...

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Not even fingertips.

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[Laughter]

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She's got a sense of humor,
I'll tell you that.

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Hello, we're
the dickersons.

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Oh, hello, Julie McCoy.

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How do you do?

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I'd like you to
meet the wolff's.

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Both:
How do you do?

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Good meeting you, reverend...

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[Buzz]

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Got you!
Hahahahaha!

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Oh, no...

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Well, I never.

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You ought to try it sometime.

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It's alright, my dear.

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[Phone rings]

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Look, honey, you only have to
put up with it for ten days.

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I've had it for
twenty years...

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And I mean had it.

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♪ ♪

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Gopher?

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Hm-hm?

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Could we get up a
little more speed.

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Let's try for at
least third gear.

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Oh, gee, I'm sorry,
miss Mitchell.

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I thought...

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Yes, I know, everybody thinks,

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but as long as I have to be
in this thing,

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I might as well have some fun.

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Fun?

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Hm-hm.

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Okay.

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Gentlemen, start your engines...

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[Motor sounds]

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Whoo!

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Alright pit stop here.

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Come on you guys.

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Easy does it.

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One...two...

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Piece of cake.

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Oh, wonderful.

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Oh, sir, I'd like
you to meet...

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Ah, yes, I know, gopher.

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I know. Miss
Maureen Mitchell.

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I've been following your
tennis career for years.

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Last month wimbledon,

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this month the Indianapolis
five hundred.

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[Motor sound]

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Ah, this is our
captain...Captain stubing.

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How do you do?

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Oh, fine, thank you.

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Except in tennis.

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Actually my problem is
with my serve.

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Oh, what's wrong with
your serve?

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I keep missing the ball...
[Laughter]

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I'll see you at
my table tonight.

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Okay.

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Okay, you said cabin
three-forty-two, that's
promenade deck.

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Ah, gopher?

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Hmm?

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I can manage. I really can.

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Oh...

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Well, okay.

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Thank you.

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Ah, it's...It's through those
doors and to the left.

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Okay.

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Thank you very much, gopher.

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Okay. Anytime.

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See you later.

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♪ ♪

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[Boat horn]

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Oh, sorry.

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Well, look who's here...

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And I thought this was going
to be a pleasure cruise.

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Hello, Mitchell,
how's your back?

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None of your business.

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I'm sorry.
I was only asking.

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One write-up in my column and
you're still sore, huh?

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Everybody has a bad day.

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Six-one, six-love, isn't a bad
day...It's the pits...

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Boy, do I hate a sore loser.

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Talk about your sore losers.

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How do you rate a guy who gets
revenge for a busted romance

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by taking cheap shots
with his typewriter?

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Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

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So that's what
you think, huh?

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Maureen look, you and I had a
good thing going...

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And we blew it, but I don't
let my personal life

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affect my column.

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Who cares about your column?

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I used it for wrapping fish.

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Well, you keep playing the way
you did at wimbledon and you may

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be wrapping fish for a living...

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Uh uh, Mitchell...

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Hey...

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Get well soon...
The game needs you.

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Hey, what's the matter
with you, balet?

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Getting human in your old age?

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♪ ♪

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Oh, Anita, I don't
know why you're so mad.

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Everybody loves a dribble glass.

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Not when they're
drinking a fifty dollar

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bottle of wine they don't.

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I...i offered to buy the captain
a new uniform didn't I?

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Will you just quit it!

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Honey, you don't...
You don't understand.

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I...i just can't help it.

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I can't help it.

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It's a sickness.

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I know they're childish pranks,
the water balloons,

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the itching powder,
even the plastic doody.

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Honey, I...I...I can't stop it.

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I really can't.

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Inside me there's a real joke
just dying to get out.

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Aah!!!

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♪ ♪

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Thank you...
[Knocks on door]

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Yeah?

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Gopher: Hi...

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Look who I found hot-rodding
down the passageway.

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Doc...say hi to
Maureen Mitchell.

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Don't tell me, I know
why you're here.

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You want a lesson
on your backhand.

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You must have seen
my last match.

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Hi, I'm Adam bricker.

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How do you do.

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I heard you were
on board.

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Welcome.

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You're not having
a problem, are you?

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Only with my chauffeur.

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Maureen: He should have his
license revoked.

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I can take a hint.

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Call me if you need me,
Maureen...Miss Mitchell to you.

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Keep in touch.

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Don't be strange.

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I'll have lunch.

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Bye.

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I promised my doctor I'd give
you my medical charts.

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Well, let's see...

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Oh no, how about that?

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Your orthopedist
is earv hayward?

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You know him?

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Do I know him?

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We went to med
school together.

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[Laughter]

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Earv will stop at
nothing for a joke.

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One time we were sharing
this cadaver...

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Well, maybe that's for
another time.

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Anyway, when you see him again
please say hello.

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I will.

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In fact when we get
back to Los Angeles,

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I'm taking a flight to Houston
so he can operate on me.

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Oh, you couldn't be
in better hands...

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On second thought don't say
hello, I'll call him myself.

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Oh, hi, are you
the doctor?

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Yeah.

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What happened?

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Ah...i think I sprained my knee.

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Oh...get up here....

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Oooh!!!

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Is that sensitive?

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Not if it's his knee.

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Go bite a tennis ball.

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I gather you two have met?

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Unfortunately.

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Yeah, you're right
about that strain.

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Well, I'll tape it up for you,

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but you'll have to stay off it
for a couple of days.

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Well, how will I get around?

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With one of those.

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Welcome to the club.

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Have to?

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Not unless the lady wants to
give you a lift.

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Sorry, company policy...No
hitch-hikers.

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Keep it straight.

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Just keep it straight.

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♪ ♪

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Captain (v.O.):
This is captain stubing
speaking.

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We hope you've enjoyed your day
in acapulco.

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We will be getting under way
for Mazatlan in just a few
minutes.

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April:
Hey...hey...hey...look...look.
Souvenirs.

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You want to buy souvenirs?

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Souvenirs, everybody.

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Last chance...Last
opportunity...

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[Ship horn]

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Mister...you want
a beautiful souvenir.

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Hey, miss, you
better get ashore.

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We're about ready to shove off.

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Already?

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Gee time flies and
business is terrible.

226
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But I don't know what
my family is gonna do.

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Oh, your family, huh?

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Hm-hm.

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I help to support
all of them.

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All of them?

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All my brother and sisters.

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Seventeen of them.

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Seventeen?

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What does your father do?

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I just told you.

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[Laughter]

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Hey why don't you buy
everything and help me out?

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Ah, well, miss....No I bought so
many Mexican souvenirs I could
open my own shop.

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Now I have to go above and act
like I know what I'm doing.

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Okay.

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I'll be seeing you.

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America!

243
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Here I come!

244
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You see what I see?

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I saw it first....

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Wait a minute...
I know that foot.

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Good morning.

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Morning.

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Morning, sir.

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Well, sir, evidently somebody
lost this hundred dollar bill,

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and Julie and I were just
gonna return it to the

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lost and found.

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I'll take care of it.

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[Phone rings]

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Oh, captain, I'm so sorry.

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I'm afraid this is
just another one of

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my husband's stupid
practical jokes.

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Oh, him again, hm?

259
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I'll teach him a lesson.

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00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,142
So will I...

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Thank you...For
the Christmas fund.

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[Laughter]

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A.j. White you're not.

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Point, miss Mitchell.

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You have to back it on.

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Oh.

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[Elevator bell]

268
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,533
You need some help?

269
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,655
Yes...

270
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,332
Yes I sort of feel like
one of those busted

271
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,870
shopping carts that keeps
turning in circles.

272
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,414
You must be right handed.

273
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,538
What?

274
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,504
If you're right handed you
push more on the right

275
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,424
wheel causing it to
veer to the left.

276
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,258
That makes sense.

277
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,178
I'm a whiz with
wheelchairs...

278
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,351
It's sports writers
that I can't handle.

279
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,983
What do you say we
call time out and talk it over?

280
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,240
♪ ♪

281
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,463
You know, the passengers
really love it when

282
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,252
the crew members get together
and put on a show...

283
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,046
And if you do something....

284
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:04,929
Miss McCoy, I am the captain of
this ship, not soupy sales.

285
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,760
It is important that I conduct
myself in a manner that commands
respect.

286
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,017
I don't sing.

287
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,349
I don't dance...
And I don't tell jokes.

288
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,645
I guess juggling oranges
is out, too.

289
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:19,109
One word...Out.

290
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,617
Can I make up your cabin
now, captain stubing?

291
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,450
Yes, go right ahead.

292
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,624
April: Ohhhh...

293
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,255
Do you make up everybody's bed
this way or just mine.

294
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,103
Well, I don't know
how she got in there.

295
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,178
I can't be expected to check
under every bed sheet...

296
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,635
I got a million and one
things to do,

297
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,095
all these cabins to make up and
towels to change.

298
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,982
Well?

299
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,284
Well, I got in myself.

300
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,148
I'm guilty...
I'm also sick.

301
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,316
Oh, just what I
needed...A stowaway.

302
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,906
Stowaway....

303
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,831
Stowaway, you
need a stowaway?

304
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,409
Oh, I'm lucky...Lucky.

305
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,213
Please, please, I'm the captain.

306
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,130
Um, what's your name?

307
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,838
My name is algolina
Patricia ruiz inex Lopez.

308
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,340
It is a.P.R.I.L...

309
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,013
Everybody in acapulco
calls me April.

310
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,682
Well, welcome aboard, April.

311
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,352
Thank you.

312
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,469
Thank you!

313
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,475
I...i mean...Why don't we help
her down to the laundry?

314
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,388
Yes.

315
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,941
I'll come back later when you
don't have your hands full.

316
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,448
UN momento...

317
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,490
Muchas gracias.

318
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,367
Ladies...

319
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,123
Gracias.

320
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,713
I'm in trouble, no?

321
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,920
You're in trouble, yes.

322
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,210
What you've done is
against the law.

323
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,455
I really sick...

324
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,215
Capitain, please
don't punish me.

325
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,550
Oh, don't make me
walk the plank...

326
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,256
Ooh, I'm so
allergic to sharks...

327
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,517
They make me break
out in tooth marks.

328
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,230
We'll have to put you
ashore at the next stop.

329
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,441
Whoopee...

330
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:26,401
Yippee... ♪ I like to be in
america, okay by me in america,

331
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:32,485
♪ everything free in america,
sock it to me I'm goin' to
america ♪

332
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:40,417
Captain, I think you'd better
explain that our next stop is
Mazatlan.

333
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,919
Do you know you're
getting off at Mazatlan?

334
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:46,301
Sure...
[Strums guitar]

335
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,880
♪ You are getting off
at Mazatlan...♪

336
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,216
No, no, no.....

337
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,050
Young lady, you are a stowaway.

338
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,926
I can't take
you to america.

339
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:56,102
You are getting off
at the next stop.

340
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,601
Oh, please, don't
make the next stop.

341
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,144
That way you won't
have to worry about

342
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,647
picking up anymore stowaways.

343
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,979
Please capitan, take me to
america, please.

344
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,404
I have to go to america.

345
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,902
I tell you what,
when we are there

346
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,105
I get lost, I promise.

347
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,284
I even will help
you to throw me off.

348
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,833
Please. I want to be in show
business...Real paid.

349
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,998
Sorry, your cruise
ends at Mazatlan.

350
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,788
[Dialing rotary phone]

351
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,792
[Phone rings]

352
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,748
Heartbreak hotel.

353
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,086
If you're a blonde,
I'm available.

354
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,722
What if I'm bald?

355
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,088
Sir.

356
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:32,796
Captain.

357
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,005
Hi.

358
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,514
Come to my quarters immediately.

359
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,756
I have a young woman
I want you to take

360
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:37,967
to see Dr. Bricker.

361
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,887
Oh, he'll like that.

362
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,595
On the double!

363
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,765
Yes, sir...Yes, sir!

364
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,484
On the double!

365
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,360
♪ ♪

366
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,042
Hi, doc.

367
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,634
This is April.

368
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:10,339
Well...i can't wait to see the
rest of the year.

369
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,972
Ohh...

370
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,969
What seems to be the problem?

371
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,181
It's my stomach.

372
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,350
It feel like a roller coaster.

373
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,008
It go ups it goes down, it

374
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:21,726
go ups...It goes down...
It go ups...And down.

375
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,679
Yeah.

376
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,348
What you need is
something for sea sickness.

377
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,186
I already got sea sickness.

378
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,021
What I want is something
to make it stop.

379
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,186
Well, a funny patient.

380
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,395
That's why we brought her
to a joke doctor.

381
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:34,991
Take these.

382
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,492
What is this?

383
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,994
Looks like pills to me.

384
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:41,833
Take them.

385
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,912
Now go back to your
state room and lie down.

386
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,917
Doc...this is her state room.

387
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,051
April's a stowaway and captain
stubing wants her kept here.

388
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:56,679
You mean...He wants her
kept here with me?

389
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,180
Any complaints?

390
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:58,852
Yeah.

391
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,679
Three's a crowd.

392
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,734
Remember, she's in your hands.

393
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,099
Just like allstate.

394
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,395
I didn't say good hands.

395
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,359
Let's get together.

396
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,608
We'll have lunch....

397
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,685
Hi.

398
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,659
♪ ♪

399
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,737
Why did we have to eat
in here tonight?

400
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,446
Are you kidding?

401
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,036
After what you did to the waiter

402
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,711
I can't even show my face in the
dining room again.

403
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,040
All I did was to tie his
shoelaces together.

404
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,376
Oh cyril...

405
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,920
I can't help it.

406
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,014
I said I was sorry.

407
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,508
I even helped him pick the
linguine out of his toupee.

408
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,934
You always apologize,

409
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,141
and then you do the same
thing over again.

410
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,772
Honey, honey...It's not easy for
a man, you know, to...

411
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,941
To break the habits of a
lifetime.

412
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,190
Not easy at all....

413
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,781
Understand?

414
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,910
Oh you, cyril, you better start
breaking some habits

415
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,739
or you're gonna end up
with a new one.

416
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,164
Writing alimony checks.

417
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,413
Anita, darling, i'm
trying, I'm trying.

418
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,115
I'm warning you, cyril.

419
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,785
This is your last chance.

420
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,955
Please, Anita, don't sit
there...Don't sit there.

421
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,304
Sit over there.

422
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,588
Oh...oh, no you don't.

423
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,093
I'm not falling for
that old Chestnut.

424
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,011
That's it!

425
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,967
I'm getting out of
this marriage!

426
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,598
I said...I said...I
said don't sit there.

427
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,515
Anita, darling, please you've
gotta give me one more chance.

428
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,475
If I give you one
more chance

429
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,645
I'll end up in...
In intensive care.

430
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,275
I'll...

431
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,111
No!

432
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:38,985
I'll help you.

433
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,031
You put on weight dear...

434
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:41,954
Oh!!!

435
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,620
♪ ♪

436
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,905
I've got to remember the
ninety-nine times

437
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,167
out of a hundred that this
operation is successful.

438
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,130
I mean the idea of never
walking again is...

439
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,840
Well, I have the feeling
that I will be getting

440
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,091
you six pairs of Adidas
on your next birthday.

441
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,344
You know
something, balet...

442
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,175
Hm?

443
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,139
I've missed you.

444
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,680
I missed you, too, Maureen.

445
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,690
Good evening.

446
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,022
Good evening, captain.

447
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:15,817
Hello, Julie.

448
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:16,689
Hi.

449
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:17,725
I hope you forgive me
for not standing.

450
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,028
I'm sorry to hear about what
happened to your knee,

451
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,202
Mr. Balet.

452
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:22,699
Well, as it turns out...

453
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,491
It's one of the nicest things
that happened to me.

454
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,953
Captain, I think these people
would like to be alone.

455
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,287
Mmm...

456
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,212
Well, I bet that's why they
picked a table for two, miss
McCoy.

457
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,210
Hm-hm.

458
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,292
Please excuse me, I
have to get back on duty.

459
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,378
Well, good evening and
thank you very much.

460
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:37,882
Have a good evening.

461
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,213
Goodnight.

462
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,233
What ever happened to us?

463
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:52,139
I don't know.

464
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,397
Maybe we were just too
busy being stars.

465
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,899
Oh, I see, you're
getting headlines

466
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,572
and my writing them up...

467
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,069
Hm-hm...

468
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,701
We were always gonna take that
month off and just bum around
together.

469
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,568
Yeah...yeah, I
remember alright.

470
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,235
We never could find that
month off, could we?

471
00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:06,533
Hm-hm.

472
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:07,696
March.

473
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:08,414
Out...

474
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,753
Junior slimmers
tournament.

475
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,748
April.

476
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,209
Baseball season
opening....May.

477
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,710
Davis cup...June...

478
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,752
Maureen/balet: Wimbledon.

479
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,915
Yes, I know.

480
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,844
Still with all that
though, we...

481
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,724
We did manage to grab off a few
interesting moments, didn't we?

482
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:26,932
Hm-hm.

483
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:30,772
Yeah, we may add that up to
about one very long weekend...

484
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,809
And even with that we wasted
half of that fighting.

485
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,772
I'd rather remember
the other half.

486
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,776
I'd like to do more
than remember.

487
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,281
What do we do, lock wheels?

488
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,951
Just you wait till I get out of
this contraption, John balet.

489
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,581
Okay...

490
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:53,159
Till then...To tennis.

491
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:56,746
Oh...to typewriters.

492
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,803
To true love...May the
last come first.

493
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,338
I'll drink to that.

494
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,341
[Glasses clink]

495
00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:16,192
No way gopher,
I'm not gonna do it.

496
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,689
What do you mean you're
not gonna do it?

497
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,271
You can't do that
not do it.

498
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,316
What are you talking about?

499
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:20,818
The cruise show.

500
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:21,649
He's backing out.

501
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,863
You can't do that.

502
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:23,863
That's what I said.

503
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,534
Isaac, I'm counting on you.

504
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,619
You owe me, man.

505
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:30,158
I saved your life.

506
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,492
I pulled you out
of the water.

507
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,496
I was in the swimming pool
floating on my back.

508
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,289
A technicality...
Alright, alright.

509
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,044
Flip a coin.

510
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:38,745
Only way.

511
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:39,174
No, gopher, I'm not going to...

512
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,341
Flip a coin...

513
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:41,338
Heads.

514
00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:42,339
You lose.

515
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,710
Two out of three.

516
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,507
Wait till you see this act.

517
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,510
We'll kill 'em.

518
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,511
Yeah?
What're you gonna do?

519
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,722
Oh...it's a surprise.

520
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,722
Right, buddy?

521
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,894
That's all I need on this
cruise...Another surprise.

522
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,184
Oh yeah, I hear we
got a stowaway.

523
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,268
Hm...

524
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,522
You ought to see her...

525
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,063
Oooh...

526
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,517
Tell me about her.

527
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,227
Will you two quit carrying on.

528
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,147
She's a very sweet
innocent girl.

529
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,817
If she hangs around doc long
enough, she won't be.

530
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,526
She's staying in doc's cabin.

531
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,076
The dog. I love it.

532
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,866
[Knocks on door]

533
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,851
Julie, what are you
doing here so late?

534
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,638
I just thought i'd
pop by and say hi...

535
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,354
Hi.

536
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,484
Hi.

537
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,983
Hi...

538
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,193
Ah, where's April?

539
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,733
Thought I'd say hi to her, too.

540
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,396
She's...in my cabin.

541
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:48,784
We were just getting
ready for bed.

542
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,742
Ah...yeah.

543
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,662
Do you know, I was thinking.

544
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,741
Well, doc, here you go.

545
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,326
Oh, hi, miss Julie.

546
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:57,751
Hi.

547
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,119
Thanks, April.

548
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,286
I hope you don't get
crickets in your back

549
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,424
sleeping on this thing.

550
00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:04,711
Rest in peace.

551
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,545
Okay?

552
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,093
Okay.

553
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,717
[Imitates April]
Rest in peace.

554
00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:20,055
♪ ♪

555
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,362
Doc...doc....

556
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:32,656
Wake up.

557
00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:33,619
I have to talk to you.

558
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,078
Oh, are you in luck,
the patient who had the

559
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,289
appointment for this
hour just cancelled.

560
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,790
Hey, get up.

561
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,501
There is something
we have to discuss.

562
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:42,501
Okay.

563
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:45,962
Start discusting.

564
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,884
Are....you like this
all the way down.

565
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,804
No, at the waist I
branch out into legs.

566
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,973
Please elax.

567
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,142
What's on your mind?

568
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,220
Tomorrow they are going to put
me ashore in Mazatlan.

569
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,136
I'm so scared.

570
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,935
When you get off at Mazatlan,
nothing's going to happen to
you.

571
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:06,359
You'll get on a bus and go right
back to your family.

572
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,479
My family.

573
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:09,225
How can I go to my family?

574
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,817
I let them down.

575
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,822
April, don't be so
hard on yourself.

576
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,124
You're doing the best you can.

577
00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:19,238
So far my best turns
out to be the worst...

578
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,657
What should I do?

579
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:26,876
You keep on trying,
that's what you do...

580
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,420
And I'm betting on
you to make it.

581
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:31,627
You cure me again, doc.

582
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,875
You turn my frown upside down.

583
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,311
Oh...

584
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,018
Now I know what the
wart friend means.

585
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,269
I've gotta get you
a better dictionary.

586
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,482
♪ ♪

587
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,877
Now you take good care of
yourself now, April.

588
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,211
Don't worry about
me, miss Julie.

589
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,166
I'll be alright.

590
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,545
April, if they really
wanted to beautify

591
00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:16,552
america they'd let you in.

592
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:17,684
Thank you, gopher.

593
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,261
Stay cool, April.

594
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:21,889
So long, kid.

595
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,023
It was nice having
you in my bed.

596
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:27,153
Goodbye.

597
00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,318
Goodbye, miss Julie.

598
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,196
Good afternoon, ladies and
gentlemen.

599
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:38,949
Our tours of Mazatlan will be
leaving in twenty minutes.

600
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,418
See that, you haven't forgotten.

601
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,210
Oh.

602
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,422
But I wouldn't go
dancing tonight.

603
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,922
I wasn't asking.

604
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,593
Well...

605
00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:54,261
Excuse me.

606
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,259
Thanks, doc.

607
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,760
You're welcome.

608
00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,552
Yeah, operator.

609
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:00,346
Yeah.

610
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:02,388
Oh, yeah my call to
Dr. Hayward.

611
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,642
Hey, Irving you old quack...

612
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,234
It's Adam bricker...

613
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,769
A cruise ship.

614
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:08,692
Uh-huh.

615
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,770
And I've got one of your
patients aboard...

616
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,605
Maureen Mitchell...

617
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:15,280
Shoot, I'm not gonna give
her back to you...

618
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:15,940
What?

619
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,607
What about the operation?...

620
00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:21,736
Irving, not even
with the new...

621
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:25,615
Irving, if it were any other
surgeon I'd tell her to get a
second opinion.

622
00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:28,963
Well, she's planning to take a
connecting flight to Houston the
day we dock.

623
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:36,458
Okay, Irving I'll tell her...

624
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,258
So long.

625
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:48,346
Doc...the operation's off
isn't it?

626
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,475
I can't discuss
this with you, John.

627
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,152
Although I know how much
it means to you.

628
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,820
What you just heard was
privileged communication.

629
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,149
I want to tell her, doc.

630
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,744
You never heard that
conversation.

631
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,954
You can't go by the
book on this one...

632
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,622
You've known her for four days.

633
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,952
I've known her for four years.

634
00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:11,827
I love her and I think that I
should be the one to tell her.

635
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,326
No.

636
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,496
Please.

637
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,175
Mmm...

638
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:28,478
Doc...please.

639
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,395
I just threw the book away.

640
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:38,784
Thank you.

641
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:06,219
Isaac: Gopher, we're gonna make
fools of ourselves.

642
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,684
Gopher: Isaac, trust me.

643
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,774
Our act will be the
hit of the show.

644
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,390
For the doctor, down the
passageway to the right.

645
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:17,018
Isaac, I come from a
show business family.

646
00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,856
I have an uncle
who's a midget.

647
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:32,116
Basket of fruit for the doctor.

648
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,405
Doc (v.O.): Who's it from?

649
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,538
I give you a clue.

650
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:38,915
I am bigger than a bread box and
I shake more than jell-o.

651
00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:47,432
April....what are
you doing here?

652
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,972
That's some greeting for
a long lost friend.

653
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:51,926
But you just left
here a few hours ago.

654
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,096
Okay.

655
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,104
I can go away for
another hour or so

656
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:56,556
then maybe you'll miss me.

657
00:30:56,646 --> 00:31:00,276
It's not a matter of missing
you, you're supposed to be on a
bus home.

658
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:01,438
But you told me to
keep on trying.

659
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,936
Yeah, but I thought you'd
try on somebody else's ship.

660
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,449
I'm giving you a lot
of trouble, huh?

661
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,912
Are you going to
call the captain?

662
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,163
Well...

663
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:15,495
Maybe not until
tomorrow morning...

664
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,962
I'm getting used to sleeping on
the examination table.

665
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:22,918
♪ ♪

666
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:23,916
[Knocks on door]

667
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,217
Come in...

668
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,179
Hey...

669
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:41,021
Don't tell me...I know that walk
anywhere...Rudolf nurieff...

670
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,486
Your knee's alright, isn't it?

671
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,332
Oh, yes....It's gonna be fine.

672
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:51,448
Just a little stiff.

673
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:52,664
Good.

674
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,834
You had me worried
there for a second.

675
00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:56,962
Honey, I've been thinking....

676
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,840
After my operation I'm going to
have to rest up for a while...

677
00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:02,128
And it'll be a perfect

678
00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:05,761
opportunity for us to take that
month we've always talked about.

679
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,340
We can go up to your
cabin in the mountains.

680
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,046
We can go for long walks.

681
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,636
Maureen....

682
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:12,641
Yes?

683
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,435
There's something you
have to know.

684
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:22,572
What?

685
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:30,409
Sweetheart, I'd go anywhere in
the whole wide world with you,
at any time...But...

686
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:37,868
But what?

687
00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:40,535
But only as man and wife.

688
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:44,045
I love you and I'm not gonna
take a chance on losing you
again.

689
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,588
I want to marry you.

690
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,759
John, I'm gonna let
you in on a secret...

691
00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:54,223
If there's one thing for me that
beats running around the tennis

692
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:57,055
court with Chrissy
Everett...It's walking down the

693
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,771
aisle with you.

694
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:10,945
Oh, good afternoon...

695
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,070
Beautiful day.

696
00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:13,986
Yes, isn't it?

697
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,735
Your husband isn't
around, is he?

698
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:16,737
No.

699
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,038
Good.

700
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,291
Then I won't have to worry about
his sophomoric practical jokes.

701
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,719
I'm sorry.

702
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:40,556
I thought people were
unusually hostile today.

703
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:44,943
Anita: Look, reverend dickerson,
I want to apologize for cyril.

704
00:33:45,022 --> 00:33:50,112
He...well, he has a rather
strange sense of humor.

705
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,364
Reverend: Yes.

706
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:55,946
Sometimes it's rather difficult
to turn the other cheek...

707
00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:57,373
So to speak.

708
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:02,615
Anita: Well, I want to thank you
for being so understanding.

709
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,287
I better go now....

710
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,205
I want to stop him before he
sinks the ship.

711
00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:13,183
That poor woman.

712
00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:15,799
With a husband like that, you
never know what's gonna happen
next.

713
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:25,151
Help!

714
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,149
Help!

715
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,571
Man overboard.

716
00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:29,609
Man overboard!

717
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:30,612
Oh, my goodness.

718
00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:32,613
Man overboard.

719
00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:33,065
Look!

720
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,574
There's his hat...

721
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,796
I know that hat.

722
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,048
That's his hat.

723
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,340
It's our Mr.

724
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,553
Wolff crying wolf.

725
00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:55,684
So what shall we do?

726
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,760
Nothing.

727
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,684
If we sound the alarm we'll
be the laughing stock

728
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,063
of the entire ship.

729
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:02,019
I won't be made a fool of again.

730
00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:03,479
Neither will I.

731
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,692
What if it's not his hat?

732
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:10,824
Huh?

733
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,780
What if we're wrong?

734
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,650
Oh....

735
00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:15,356
I couldn't have that
on my conscience.

736
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:16,196
No.

737
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,530
We'd better report
what happened.

738
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:25,328
Mrs. Wolff, we're not sure, but
we think your husband just fell
overboard.

739
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:26,874
Reverend: We saw his hat
floating away.

740
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,878
We've got to get the
ship stopped.

741
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:34,881
Anita: Oh, please, reverend....

742
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:38,336
Relax...don't worry.

743
00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:42,427
Whatever cyril falls into he
comes out smelling like a Rose.

744
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,555
He doesn't mean to hurt anyone
with his silly pranks.

745
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:50,573
It's just that...Well sometimes
he gets carried away and he
doesn't know when to stop.

746
00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:53,398
Well, I'd like to stop him with
a straight left to the chops.

747
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:54,364
Reverend: Now, Martha.

748
00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:55,823
Well, I would.

749
00:35:55,903 --> 00:36:02,743
Martha...i bet he'd know when to
stop if just for once the joke
was on him.

750
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:06,407
You know that's a very
interesting idea.

751
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:19,219
We need alcohol, iodine and
adhesive tape.

752
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,432
What happened?

753
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:21,261
Julie: Somebody hurt?

754
00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:22,425
Yeah, the audience.

755
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:23,973
It's for our act tonight.

756
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:29,154
Hey...here's April's guitar.

757
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,978
Julie: Oh, how nice.

758
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:33,983
Oh, doc, did she
give that to you?

759
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,776
Isaac: No, she had it with her
when she got off the ship.

760
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:45,121
Doc...doc...captain stubing
is going to kill us.

761
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:47,332
He's never let anyone
off that easy.

762
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:48,123
Never mind us.

763
00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:49,035
What about April?

764
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,133
He's gonna throw her
off the ship again.

765
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:52,958
If we tell.

766
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,674
I won't tell.

767
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,014
I won't tell.

768
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:02,635
I have to tell...

769
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,310
Trust me...There are ways of
putting something like this.

770
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,141
Anita?

771
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:10,306
Anita?

772
00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,854
Are you here?

773
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,358
You should see what I just did.

774
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:16,229
It was terrific...Anita?

775
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,187
Anita?...

776
00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:29,622
Dear world, they just told me my
beloved cyril has fallen to his
doom...

777
00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:33,785
I can't live without
him...That's why I've flung

778
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:38,876
myself overboard to join him in
his watery grave...

779
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:50,064
Oh no...Anita darling....I
didn't mean it...

780
00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:52,312
It's all my fault....

781
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:53,395
It's all my fault.

782
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:54,979
All: Gotcha!!!

783
00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:22,215
May I start the show?

784
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:23,509
Yes, go right ahead.

785
00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:31,184
Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen, and welcome to crew
night.

786
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,887
Our show tonight is called
that's almost entertainment

787
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,518
and I think after you see our
opening act

788
00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:36,944
you'll understand why.

789
00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,193
Can we have a big hand for
gopher and Isaac.

790
00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:53,157
Isaac: You look ridiculous.

791
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,917
Gopher: That's funny, I've never
seen you look better.

792
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,789
And now ladies and gentlemen we
have a very special treat.

793
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:36,119
This act is our own captain
stubing's personal discovery....

794
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,497
Algolina Patricia ruiz
inex Lopez.

795
00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:53,179
April: Okay.

796
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,942
[April plays guitar]

797
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:21,035
♪ [April sings] ♪

798
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:47,777
♪ [April sings] ♪

799
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,434
You know what I could
go for right now?

800
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,558
A Brandy.

801
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:02,604
Good guess.

802
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:03,806
A good memory.

803
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:04,936
I'll be right back.

804
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:05,772
Don't worry.

805
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:07,146
I can't run away.

806
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:20,451
Maureen, I've been looking
everywhere for you.

807
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:24,628
Dr. Hayward just called to say
some lab idiot screwed up on
your x-rays.

808
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,288
The operation's back on.

809
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,707
You're gonna be fine.

810
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:31,416
Could you run that by
me again, please.

811
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:33,217
Well, it's such great news.

812
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:37,510
I don't know how to apologize
for putting you through what we
put you through since yesterday.

813
00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:47,476
I know how shocked you must have
been when John told you the
operation was off....Maureen?

814
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:49,784
I'm sorry, I'm just a little
stunned.

815
00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,818
Captain (v.O.): Dr. Bricker,
please report to the bridge.

816
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:53,322
Dr. Bricker, please.

817
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:53,904
Excuse me.

818
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:56,198
They're playing my song.

819
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:58,492
You're a great girl, Maureen.

820
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:01,866
I can't tell you how happy I am
for you...For both of you.

821
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:19,849
Well, this ought to
warm you up, Mrs.

822
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,060
Balet...napoleon Brandy.

823
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:24,731
I think we should go to the
French riviera to buy the entire

824
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:27,520
stock and then, of course, to
Paris for some gowns, and London

825
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,185
for the races at ascot and then,
of course, the palace to visit

826
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:31,694
with the queen.

827
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,408
John, I've been thinking
and...It's not going to work
out.

828
00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:39,529
We've been kidding ourselves.

829
00:43:39,616 --> 00:43:41,326
What?

830
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:49,380
Maureen: You've got your career
and I've got mine and...I know
you want to marry me, but....

831
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,040
But...

832
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,707
But what?

833
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:58,006
Sooner or later it would come
down to who's career would be
first and...

834
00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:01,063
I wouldn't want you to give up
your career and I can't give up
mine.

835
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:03,058
Well, the hell with that, if you
love me you'd marry me.

836
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,430
That's all there is to it.

837
00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:08,017
What's love got to
do with it, John.

838
00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,813
You're marrying me out of pity.

839
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,901
What are you talking about?

840
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:17,864
I just saw Dr. Bricker...

841
00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:21,486
And I found out there was
something you didn't have the
guts to tell me.

842
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:26,461
Maureen, I...

843
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:40,053
How do you have the guts...To
tell the lady that you love....

844
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:42,045
She's never going to
walk again?

845
00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:52,274
Maureen, I love you
and I want you....

846
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:54,566
And I'll be damn
lucky to get you...

847
00:44:56,902 --> 00:45:02,832
Any which way, on wheels,
on stilts or a pogo stick.

848
00:45:10,707 --> 00:45:13,207
It really doesn't matter
to you, does it?

849
00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:15,133
No, it doesn't.

850
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:29,808
Darling, there's something else
that the doctor told me that I
think you should know.

851
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,523
Yes?

852
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,984
They're going to go ahead
with the operation.

853
00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:36,975
I'm going to be alright...

854
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:44,739
And afterwards I'm going to need
an awful lot of handholding...

855
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:51,665
And love...And i'm
going to need you.

856
00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:53,328
You've got me.

857
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:25,820
Oh, Billy.

858
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:29,698
Oh, sweetheart...
It's so good to see you.

859
00:46:29,786 --> 00:46:31,656
Isaac: You know customs checked
their file and they couldn't

860
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:34,577
find an international smuggler
with your son's description,

861
00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:36,536
so we let him come aboard.

862
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:37,707
That's wonderful.

863
00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:39,344
You look wonderful.

864
00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:40,381
Can I take your picture?

865
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:40,714
Mom?

866
00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:41,417
Dad?

867
00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:42,337
Oh, sure.

868
00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:43,554
Sure....

869
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:47,104
A picture of the new cyril
wolff...I feel ten years younger

870
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:50,599
now that I don't have to worry
about your dumb practical jokes
anymore.

871
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,558
Gotcha.

872
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,187
That's my boy.

873
00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:01,283
Why do I suddenly feel
ten years older.

874
00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,565
You're terrific, kid, just like
I taught you.

875
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,076
Your'e going to be wonderful...

876
00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,578
Hey, thanks for inviting
us to your wedding.

877
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:10,120
Hm-hm.

878
00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:10,952
Yeah, but one detail.

879
00:47:11,036 --> 00:47:11,826
When's it gonna be?

880
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:14,252
Well, that's what we're
working on now.

881
00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,211
Well, we'll be back from the
mountains in August

882
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,581
so it'll probably be
in September.

883
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,208
Ah, September you're gonna
be at forest hills,

884
00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:22,085
so it'll probably be in October.

885
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,592
October? You're covering the
world series.

886
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,764
Well, forget the world series.

887
00:47:24,841 --> 00:47:25,761
Forget forest hills.

888
00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:26,432
No way.

889
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,220
'Cause you're going to be there.

890
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:29,103
Whatever you say.

891
00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:30,599
Ah, see...

892
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:31,601
Bye all.

893
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:32,222
Bye.

894
00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:32,597
Bye, Maureen.

895
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,393
Bye.

896
00:47:33,475 --> 00:47:34,935
Drive carefully.

897
00:47:41,316 --> 00:47:42,896
What is gonna
happen with me now?

898
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,775
I don't know.

899
00:47:44,861 --> 00:47:47,781
The captain asked us to stay
here till he comes back for
Julie.

900
00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:51,914
Maybe Charles Bronson'll rescue
you in a helicopter...

901
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,544
Or not.

902
00:48:01,753 --> 00:48:03,383
April...

903
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,466
Do I have to go now, capitan?

904
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,431
Right...you have to go now.

905
00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:10,601
I'm going to jail?

906
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:12,259
No...to work.

907
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:13,597
To work?

908
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:17,102
Are you going to put me
in the change gang?

909
00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:19,265
No, we're putting
you on the crew list.

910
00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:20,314
The crew list?

911
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,107
Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute.

912
00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:21,819
What do you mean?

913
00:48:21,898 --> 00:48:22,478
What do you mean?

914
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,276
That I have to row this thing?

915
00:48:24,359 --> 00:48:27,319
No, you don't have
to row this thing.

916
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:31,334
I've arranged for April to work
for the Princess lines as an
entertainer on another ship.

917
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:34,158
Oh!...

918
00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:36,964
Oh, capitan...You saved my life.

919
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:38,999
I love you...My man...
My man...I love you.

920
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,462
How many times do I have to tell
you...I am the captain.

921
00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:44,878
April: How much I gonna get?

922
00:48:44,963 --> 00:48:45,803
Captain: Three hundred a week.

923
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:46,341
April: Four hundred.

924
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,093
Captain: Three hundred.

925
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:47,674
April: Three hundred and fifty.

926
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:48,628
Captain: Two seventy-five.

927
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:51,177
April: Make it three
hundred we got a deal.

928
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,351
Congratulations.

929
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:53,349
Thank you, doc.

930
00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:55,020
Isn't that beautiful.

931
00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:58,978
I got three hundred on that job
a week and I got one million
dollars worth in friends.

932
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:00,311
Oh, my goodness.

933
00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:01,515
Thank you very much.

934
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,185
Julie, I got it.
I think I got it.

935
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:05,824
Oh, my goodness.

936
00:49:05,901 --> 00:49:09,741
Captain: By the way,
April...Your fare for this trip
will be deducted from your pay.

937
00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,571
What the heck you mean?

938
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:14,867
Wait a minute is that a crew
rate or a passenger rate.

939
00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:16,871
(Speaks Spanish)