1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:17,518 [ Announcer ] INTRODUCING OUR NEXT DISTRICT ATTORNEY! 4 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,098 [ Man ] ♪ FRIENDS, I WANNA TALK ABOUT POLITICS ♪ 5 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,166 ♪ NOW LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR ♪ ♪ UH-HUH 6 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,102 ♪ I'M GONNA THROW OUT ALL THOSE SHABBY OLD TRICKS ♪ 7 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,104 ♪ FOR THIS ELECTION YEAR ♪ ABOUT TIME 8 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,538 ♪ NOW I'M THE ONE WHO'LL SET YOU STRAIGHT ♪ 9 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,540 ♪ LET THE PAST BE WATER THROUGH THE GATE ♪ 10 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,375 ♪ JUST AN UP-AND-COMIN' GRASS ROOTS CANDIDATE ♪ 11 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:44,578 ♪ AND I'M RUNNIN' FOR THE SHAGGY D.A. ♪ 12 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,248 [ Applause, Cheering ] 13 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,759 ♪ NOW YOU ALL KNOW WE GOT PROBLEMS HERE ♪ 14 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,761 ♪ AND I WANNA BE THE ONE TO SAY ♪ ♪ GO AHEAD 15 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,763 ♪ NOT ONE OF THEM'S JUST GONNA DISAPPEAR ♪ 16 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,765 ♪ COME NEXT ELECTION DAY ♪ RIGHT 17 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,767 ♪ UNLESS YOU HELP ME ENFORCE OUR LAWS ♪ 18 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,769 ♪ KISS THOSE BABIES AND SHAKE THOSE PAWS ♪ 19 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,738 ♪ I'M THE SHAGGIEST CANDIDATE YOU EVER SAW ♪ 20 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,274 ♪ AND I'M RUNNIN' FOR THE SHAGGY D.A. ♪ 21 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,676 [ Applause, Cheering ] 22 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:26,120 [ Chorus ] ♪ SO LET'S ALL STAND TOGETHER PUT OUR HOMETOWN ON THE MEND ♪ 23 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:29,757 ♪ BUDDY, CAN'T YOU SEE HERE'S A CHANCE TO BE MAN'S BEST FRIEND ♪ 24 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,759 ♪ HE'S JUST WHO WE NEED 25 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:35,429 ♪ LET'S HELP HIM LEAD THE WAY 26 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,999 ♪ SO COME ON AND ELECT HIM 27 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:43,036 ♪ OUR SHAGGY D.A. 28 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:48,041 [ Applause, Cheering ] 29 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,352 ♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT THE CANDIDATES' ATTRIBUTES ♪ 30 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,354 ♪ I'M A GENTLEMAN THROUGH AND THROUGH ♪ ♪ SO TRUE 31 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,423 ♪ THERE'S NOTHIN' ABOUT MYSELF THAT'S SLICK OR CUTE ♪ 32 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,425 ♪ MY INTERESTS LIE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT 33 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,427 ♪ I'M THE KIND OF POLITICIAN THAT YOU CAN TRUST ♪ 34 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,429 ♪ LET'S SWEEP OUT CITY HALL'S OLD DUST ♪ 35 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,364 ♪ IF YOU WANT CLEAN GOVERNMENT I'M A MUST ♪ 36 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,500 ♪ AND I'M RUNNIN' FOR THE SHAGGY D.A. ♪ 37 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:15,469 [ Applause, Cheering ] 38 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,473 ♪ NOW I DON'T WANNA GET LONG-WINDED HERE ♪ 39 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,475 ♪ I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD MY SAY ♪ GOOD ENOUGH 40 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,511 ♪ AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IS GONNA GET HIS CHANCE ♪ 41 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,479 ♪ AT THE POLLS ON ELECTION DAY ♪ RIGHT ON 42 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,481 ♪ I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU WITH THIS FINAL WORD ♪ 43 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,450 ♪ CONSIDERIN' THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU'VE INCURRED ♪ 44 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,452 ♪ I'M COUNTIN' ON YOUR VOTE NOW THAT YOU'VE HEARD ♪ 45 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,988 ♪ I'M RUNNIN' FOR THE SHAGGY D.A. ♪ 46 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:44,665 ♪♪ 47 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:55,343 ♪♪ 48 00:02:55,376 --> 00:03:00,047 ♪ SO LET'S ALL STAND TOGETHER PUT OUR HOMETOWN ON THE MEND ♪ 49 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,984 ♪ BUDDY, CAN'T YOU SEE HERE'S A CHANCE TO BE MAN'S BEST FRIEND ♪ 50 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,986 ♪ HE'S JUST WHO WE NEED 51 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,557 ♪ LET'S HELP HIM LEAD THE WAY 52 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:14,762 ♪ SO COME ON AND ELECT HIM OUR SHAGGY ♪ 53 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:18,599 ♪ WE GOTTA ELECT HIM OUR SHAGGY ♪ 54 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:26,106 ♪ COME ON AND ELECT HIM OUR SHAGGY D.A. ♪♪ 55 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,513 UH, IN THE CORNER. 56 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,082 YEAH. THAT ABOUT IT? 57 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:37,117 IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE. OKAY, LET'S GO. 58 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,354 AVAST THERE! LAY TO FOR A WHILE, MEN, AND HOIST ONE. 59 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,423 OH, UH... OH, THANKS, CAPTAIN. 60 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,593 ADMIRAL GORDON C. BRENNER, RETIRED. [ Chuckles ] 61 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:48,061 DON'T MAKE A PRACTICE OF DRINKING WITH DOCK WALLOPERS, 62 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,197 BUT YOU'VE BEEN DRY-PULLING HERE FOR SIX HOURS NOW. 63 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,199 YOU'VE EARNED IT. YEAH. 64 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,435 SO THE DANIELS ARE REALLY WEIGHING ANCHOR... 65 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:57,305 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I GUESS SO, YEAH. 66 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:00,140 BEEN FINE NEIGHBORS. NICE PEOPLE TO LAY ALONGSIDE OF. 67 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:03,110 WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET ROLLIN', HUH, FREDDIE? 68 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,279 YEAH. THANKS FOR THE BEER, ADMIRAL. 69 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,582 I'LL ESCORT YOU OUT. 70 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,951 BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES. 71 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,655 PREPARE TO GET UNDER WAY! 72 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,958 ALL STOP THERE! WEIGH ANCHOR! 73 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,628 [ Engine Starts ] 74 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:31,405 ♪♪ [ Music From Headphones ] 75 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:36,276 BRIAN, WILL SHUT THAT THING OFF BEFORE YOU DEAFEN YOURSELF? WHAT? 76 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:39,112 SHUT THAT THING OFF! [ Music Stops ] 77 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,114 NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 78 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,984 JUST SIT THERE. WE'RE ALMOST HOME. 79 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:47,287 POP, BET YOU A QUARTER YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY EYES A FLY HAS. 80 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:50,123 YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T. I'M A LAWYER, NOT AN ENTOMOLOGIST. 81 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,125 JUST GUESS. TWO. 82 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:56,530 WRONG. THEY HAVE THOUSANDS OF SIX-SIDED FACETS, EACH AN EYE IN ITSELF. 83 00:04:56,564 --> 00:05:00,000 YOU OWE ME A QUARTER. [ Chuckling ] 84 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,689 WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE COAT. 85 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,057 THANK YOU FOR THE GOLF. 86 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:27,327 MOM, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE LONGEST APPLE PEEL IN THE WORLD WAS? 87 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,963 OH, BRIAN, PLEASE. JUST GUESS. 88 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,132 FIVE FEET. WRONG. POP? 89 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,235 HOW COULD I KNOW, BRIAN? HOW COULD I POSSIBLY KNOW? 90 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,571 WELL, SAY SOMETHING, POP! 91 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,341 WE'VE BEEN ROBBED. 92 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:44,244 [ Ringing ] 93 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,147 HELLO, WILBY. 94 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,417 ADMIRAL, CAN I USE YOUR TELEPHONE? WE'VE BEEN ROBBED. 95 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:53,086 IS THAT SO? WELL, I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE SMOOTH SAILING ON YOUR NEW JOB, WILBY. 96 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,088 ROBBED? 97 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:58,426 WIPED OUT. CLEANED. DIDN'T YOU SEE ANYBODY? 98 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:01,695 WELL, JUST THE MOVERS. THIS IS WILBY DANIELS... 99 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:05,533 D-DANIELS. MY HOUSE HAS BEEN ROBBED. 100 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,168 I'M WORKING ONE CALL NOW AND THERE'S TWO ON HOLD. 101 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,370 CAN YOU CALL BACK WHEN WE'RE NOT SO BUSY? 102 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:14,041 CALL BACK? MY HOUSE HAS BEEN ROBBED! 103 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,343 DON'T ACT LIKE THE SKY'S FALLEN IN ON YOU. 104 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,146 THOSE THINGS HAPPEN. UH, HOLD THE LINE. 105 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,552 MOVERS, HUH? THEY SEEMED LIKE NICE FELLAS. 106 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,587 I EVEN GAVE 'EM A BEER. 107 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,122 MEDFIELD'S BEING SYSTEMATICALLY RIPPED OFF. YOU KNOW WHY? NO. 108 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,124 BECAUSE WHEN ONE OF THESE THIEVES IS CAUGHT, 109 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,226 HE'S BACK ON THE STREET THE NEXT DAY DOING BUSINESS AS USUAL. 110 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,596 YOU KNOW WHOSE DOORSTEP I LAY THAT AT? NO. 111 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:38,231 HONEST JOHN SLADE, OUR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 112 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:41,469 IF I WERE DISTRICT ATTORNEY, I WOULD PROSECUTE EVERY INDICTED CRIMINAL... 113 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,371 TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW, AND I WOULD GET CONVICTIONS! 114 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,975 [ Clapping ] 115 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:52,546 [ Sigh ] AND I WILL NOW COME DOWN OFF MY SOAPBOX. 116 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,548 NO, DON'T! 117 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,550 WHY DON'T YOU RUN FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY? YEAH! 118 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:59,419 - NO, I'M SERIOUS, WILBY. - GOOD IDEA. 119 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,655 WELL, IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY LAW PRACTICE, I JUST MIGHT. 120 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,958 OH, YOUR PARTNER CAN KEEP IT GOING, AND I'LL BE YOUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 121 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,394 YOU'D BE MY CAMPAIGN MANAGER, HUH? WELL, SURE. 122 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,397 MY TALENTS ARE NOT JUST LIMITED TO EGGS OVER EASY, YOU KNOW. 123 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,601 YEAH, AND I'LL PASTE YOUR FACE ALL OVER TOWN, DAD. 124 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,103 AND I'LL BE YOUR FUND-RAISING CHAIRMAN. 125 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,506 YOU CAN'T FIGHT A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT MONEY, YOU KNOW. 126 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:23,276 AND I'LL START THE BALL ROLLING RIGHT NOW WITH A QUARTER. 127 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:27,280 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I APPRECIATE YOUR GOOD INTENTIONS AND YOUR GENEROSITY, 128 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:30,150 BUT LET'S GET SERIOUS AND SEE WHAT THEY LEFT, OKAY? 129 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:33,020 THEY LEFT ONE OF MY GYM SOCKS. YEAH. 130 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:36,423 WELL, IF YOU WOULD RATHER CURSE THE DARKNESS THAN LIGHT ONE LITTLE CANDLE, 131 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,559 OF COURSE THAT'S UP TO YOU. 132 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,004 [ Car Door Shutting, Engine Revving ] 133 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,240 [ Dog Barking ] 134 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,543 THEY HIT US AGAIN! 135 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:33,046 THEY'VE STRIPPED US RIGHT DOWN TO THE BONE! 136 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,248 OH. 137 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:38,586 [ Ringing ] 138 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,621 BELAY THAT! 139 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,191 WILBY! WHAT ON EARTH HAS HAPPENED? 140 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,728 THIS IS WILBY DANIELS, 152 HADLEY DRIVE. 141 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,463 MY HOUSE HAS BEEN ROBBED AGAIN! 142 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,735 WILBY DANIELS! I HAVE AN ACCOUNT THERE! 143 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,071 D-A-N-I-E-L-S. 144 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:01,074 REMEMBER THAT NAME. IT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEXT DISTRICT ATTORNEY! 145 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,110 GO GET 'EM, POP! WELL! 146 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,078 HEY! WIN WITH WILBY! 147 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,748 THAT CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION WILL BE GRATEFULLY ACCEPTED, ADMIRAL. 148 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,951 DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD! 149 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,523 THOSE DOCK PIRATES GOT ME TOO! 150 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,759 I'VE BEEN ROBBED! 151 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:22,696 ♪♪ [ Marching Music ] 152 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:32,706 ♪♪ 153 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:46,954 ♪♪ 154 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,256 GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS... 155 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,659 AND I'D LIKE TO SOLICIT YOUR VOTE FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 156 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,594 DANIELS FOR D.A. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 157 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:57,264 HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SOLICIT YOUR VOTE FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 158 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:01,101 DANIELS FOR D.A. HI. COULD I INTEREST YOU IN ONE OF THESE? 159 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,436 VOTE FOR DANIELS. HI, HONEY. 160 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,973 HI. HERE ARE SOME MORE HANDOUTS. 161 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,275 HOW'S IT GOIN'? MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS. 162 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,444 MY HAND IS SORE AND MY SMILE IS PERMANENT-PRESSED. HI. 163 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,581 WELL, I THINK WE'VE MET BEFORE. MADAM, DANIELS FOR D.A. 164 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,017 THAT'S GOOD, HONEY. KEEP IT CHARMING AND SINCERE. 165 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,419 THAT'S THE TECHNIQUE THAT WON ME. I REMEMBER. WHAT'S THIS? 166 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,421 THAT'S A SYMBOL. IT'S A NEW BROOM. 167 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,257 IT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA SWEEP THE TOWN CLEAN. VOTE FOR DANIELS, MADAM. 168 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,493 NOW THERE'S A GOOD CUSTOMER. 169 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,663 AND DON'T FORGET TO KISS THE BABY. THAT'S A GOOD VOTE-GETTER, YOU KNOW? 170 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:33,333 NOTHING OVER 16, THOUGH. THAT'S A GOOD SMACK-IN-THE-HEAD GETTER. 171 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,003 GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS... 172 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,139 AND I'M RUNNING FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. I HOPE I CAN COUNT ON YOUR SUPPORT. 173 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,308 MY, THAT'S A... 174 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:45,145 A BEAUTIFUL CHILD. HELLO. 175 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,317 OH! YOU SEE, JOEY LIKES YOU. 176 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,352 LET GO, HONEY. 177 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:56,189 OH, NO, JOEY. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THIS NICE MAN'S SUIT. 178 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,692 OH, I'M SO SORRY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MADAM. 179 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:02,529 LOVELY CHILD. LOVELY CHILD. 180 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,998 THIS WAY, MR. DANIELS. 181 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,671 [ Man ] "LOCAL ATTORNEY PROMISES TO CLEAN UP CITY IF ELECTED." 182 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,675 HE MIGHT DO WELL TO START WITH HIMSELF. 183 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,511 HA-HA-HA-HA! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HIS CHARGES... 184 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:21,749 THAT YOU'RE DERELICT IN PROSECUTING CRIMINALS? 185 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,152 TYPICAL SENSATIONALISM DESIGNED TO GRAB SPACE IN THE MEDIA. 186 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:29,322 BUT I REALIZE THAT YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ARE MUCH TOO SMART TO FALL FOR THAT. 187 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,159 [ Clears Throat ] THERE ARE REFRESHMENTS IN THE NEXT ROOM. 188 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,095 THAT'S ALL THE QUESTIONS THAT MR. SLADE HAS TIME FOR RIGHT NOW. 189 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,130 THANK YOU, MR. SLADE. 190 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,574 YEAH, EDDIE? 191 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:51,378 I'VE GOT IT IN FRONT OF ME. IT'S NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT. 192 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:56,083 WELL, I JUST DON'T LIKE THESE... ENTHUSIASTIC AMATEURS. 193 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:59,586 WILL YOU BELIEVE ME? HE'S GONNA FADE IN THE STRETCH. HE'S A LIGHTWEIGHT. 194 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:02,055 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 195 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,424 HAVEN'T I ALWAYS BEEN SO FAR? 196 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:08,328 LOOK, YOU TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING OVER THERE, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS END, OKAY? 197 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:18,238 WE COME NOW TO OUR ALWAYS-POPULAR BORGIA EXHIBIT. 198 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,473 YOU REMEMBER THAT THE BORGIAS... 199 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:24,211 DEALT IN A MOST UNCOMPROMISING WAY WITH THEIR ENEMIES, 200 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:28,081 FREQUENTLY LACING THEIR WINE WITH POISON, 201 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:31,551 AS WE SEE HERE IN THIS CHARMING LITTLE DINNER PARTY. 202 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,754 HOWEVER, ON OCCASION, THEY RESORTED TO EVEN MORE... 203 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,224 DRASTIC METHODS OF DISPATCHING A VICTIM. 204 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,728 THIS PAINTING ILLUSTRATES A LEGEND THAT LUCREZIA BORGIA... 205 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:46,599 ONCE TRANSFORMED AN UNFAITHFUL SUITOR INTO A DOG. 206 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,169 EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT, UH, WHAT'S THIS RING... 207 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,739 WITH, UH, IT LOOKS LIKE A BUG OR SOMETHIN' ON IT? 208 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,774 THAT'S A SCARAB. 209 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,344 THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS EMPLOYED IT OFTEN AS A TALISMAN. 210 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:01,081 IF YOU'LL NOTICE IN THE PAINTING, LUCRETIA'S WEARING THE IDENTICAL RING, 211 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,750 AND ACCORDING TO THE LEGEND, HER POWERS OF TRANSMUTATION... 212 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,153 STEMMED DIRECTLY FROM IT. 213 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,588 THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE, BUT THE MUSEUM HAS SEEN FIT... 214 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,424 TO PUT FURTHER SAFEGUARDS ON IT. 215 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,760 THE LAST CURATOR OF THE MUSEUM, DR. PLUMCOTT, 216 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,429 TOLD ME OF AN INCIDENT YOU WOULD FIND HARD TO ACCEPT... 217 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:21,268 SINCE IT DEFIES SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION. 218 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,504 UH, UH, IS THIS, UH, VALUABLE? 219 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,974 IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO ESTIMATE ITS VALUE. 220 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,509 THE RING IS PRICELESS. 221 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:33,981 WE'D BEST BE MOVING ALONG IF WE'RE TO FINISH THE TOUR BEFORE CLOSING. 222 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,017 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 223 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,002 IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK. JUNK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JUNK? 224 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,670 THE CURATOR AT THE MUSEUM SAID THIS WAS PRICELESS. 225 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,973 AND PRICELESS IS A LOT OF LOOT. 226 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,175 THIS DAME, LUCY, UH, "BORGERIA," 227 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,211 USED TO DOLL UP WITH ALL THIS GARBAGE. 228 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,213 BORGIA. HER TOO. 229 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,581 THIS WAS ONE OF HER PRIZED POSSESSIONS, MR. ROSCHAK, 230 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,750 AND SHE WORE THIS ONLY ON STATE OCCASIONS. 231 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,420 WHO AM I GONNA SELL IT TO? ANOTHER MUSEUM? 232 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,556 DIAMOND RINGS, EMERALD RINGS... THOSE THINGS I CAN MOVE. 233 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,159 WELL, MAKE US AN OFFER, MR. ROSCHAK. A GRAND! 234 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,161 YEAH. GET OUTTA HERE! 235 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,164 ANYTHING, MR. ROSCHAK, BUT WE GOTTA MAKE A LIVIN' SAME AS THE NEXT GUY. 236 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,734 I TOLD YOU, THERE IS NO MARKET FOR BEETLE RINGS. GET LOST! 237 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:39,212 OH, BOY, UH... GINGERBREAD ROCKY ROAD SLUSH. 238 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:43,250 UH, KUMQUAT BAVARIAN CHOCOLATE WITH LIME MINT... 239 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,252 AND, UH... OH, BOY. 240 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,620 DON'T TELL ME. DON'T TELL ME. UH... 241 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:51,224 - PINE-SCENTED GOOSEBERRY. - THAT'S ONLY 43. 242 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:54,261 - YOU SURE? - I WAS COUNTING. 243 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,696 WELL, WHAT'D I LEAVE OUT? OH, DON'T TELL ME. DON'T TELL ME. 244 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,233 I KNOW, I KNOW. OH, BOY, UH... UH... 245 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,135 OH, LET'S SEE NOW. IF I HAD... 246 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:05,472 AVOCADO SURPRISE! WELL, WHAT'LL IT BE? 247 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,574 VANILLA. 248 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,576 VANILLA. [ Clears Throat ] 249 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,413 I RUN THROUGH 44 FLAVORS, YOU COME UP WITH VANILLA. 250 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,049 WHAT AN IMAGINATION. 251 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:20,420 YOU DON'T WANT ANY MARSHMALLOW ON THAT OR ANYTHING? CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES? 252 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,423 ANY GUM BALLS OR ANYTHING IN THERE? 253 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,325 JUST THE VANILLA. 254 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,462 VANILLA. HERE YOU GO. FIFTEEN CENTS. 255 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,766 PENNIES. SWELL. 256 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,569 MY DAD'S GONNA BE ON TV TONIGHT. DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR HIM. 257 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,705 SWELL. 258 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,011 YOU KNOW WHAT A DIME LOOKS LIKE? 259 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:47,447 A LITTLE SILVER THING YOU CAN CARRY AROUND. 260 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,082 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN', ELWOOD. 261 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:53,020 IF I HAVE TO RUN THROUGH THESE 44 FLAVORS FOR THAT KID AGAIN, I'M GONNA GO BANANA-NUT. 262 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:56,289 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? LOOK AT THAT. ONLY GAVE ME 14. 263 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:59,326 [ Barking ] AH, LET HIM GO. 264 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,544 WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE? PUT 'EM BACK IN THE TRUCK. 265 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,281 THEY WANT THE PLACE TO HAVE THAT BARREN, STARK LOOK, SHOWING THE RAVAGES OF CRIME. 266 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,316 COULD HAVE SOME IMPACT. 267 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,718 OH, BY THE WAY, HIS WIFE IS ALSO HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER, 268 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,788 SO TRY TO KEEP THE LID ON HER. CAMPAIGN MANAGER? 269 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,459 SHE ACTS MORE LIKE SARAH BERNHARDT STARRING IN HOUSEKEEPING CAN BE FUN. 270 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,129 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT IS THAT? OH, THAT'S DANIELS' KID. 271 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,132 TRY TO WORK HIM IN SOME WAY. WE'D LIKE TO SHOW THE FAMILY SCENE. 272 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,334 SAY, JOE. YEAH? 273 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:45,205 MY HUSBAND HAS ALWAYS BEEN CIVIC-MINDED. THAT'S TRUE. 274 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,408 BUT WHEN I POINTED OUT THE CHALLENGES THAT LAY AHEAD, HE... [ Door Opens ] 275 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,544 HI! OH, HI, DARLING. [ Chuckling ] 276 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:55,248 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SARAH BERNHARDT STARRING IN... 277 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:58,251 HOUSEKEEPING CAN BE FUN. [ Laughing ] 278 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,421 WE DO NOT EAT JUNK FOODS IN THIS HOUSE BETWEEN MEALS. 279 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,257 SINCE WHEN? SINCE WE'RE GONNA BE ON TELEVISION. 280 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,260 WHICH OF THE ADMIRAL'S TIES DO YOU LIKE BEST? THE NAVY BLUE OR THE NAVY BLUE? 281 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,262 THE NAVY BLUE. THANK YOU. 282 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,598 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WEAR THAT SHIRT ON THE SHOW. 283 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,601 BRIAN, CHANGE YOUR SHIRT! 284 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,570 CHANGE YOUR SHIRT. [ From Radio ] ...PRESCOTT MUSEUM ROBBERY. 285 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,407 THE EXACT VALUE OF THE RING HAS NOT BEEN DETERMINED. 286 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,675 YOU COULD USE THAT IN YOUR... SHH! SHH! 287 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,179 IT WAS ONE OF THE MUSEUM'S MOST VALUABLE PIECES. AAH! 288 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:30,016 [ Brian ] IF I GET CAULIFLOWER EAR, IT'S GONNA BE YOUR FAULT! 289 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:34,087 - WILBY, WHAT'S WRONG? - THAT COULD BE THE BORGIA RING THEY STOLE. 290 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,257 - THE BORGIA RING? - IT'S THE ONE THAT... 291 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,563 BRIAN, WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL? BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER VACATION. 292 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,732 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GO STRAIGHTEN YOUR ROOM UP, OKAY? 293 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,734 BECAUSE I STRAIGHTENED IT UP LAST MONTH. 294 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,069 WHY DON'T CHANGE YOUR SHIRT LIKE YOUR MOTHER... BECAUSE... 295 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,438 BECAUSE I SAID SO! 296 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,073 REJECTIONS WILL MAKE ME GROW UP TO BE INHIBITED... 297 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,410 AND A NON-ACHIEVER, AND IT'LL BE HIS FAULT! 298 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,082 WILBY, JUST SAY IT. I'M NOT SURE YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 299 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,218 I'LL UNDERSTAND. I'M REALLY NOT SO SURE... 300 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,287 I WILL UNDERSTAND. 301 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,290 YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 302 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,992 WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, 303 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,995 I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK AN OLD RING FROM THE PRESCOTT MUSEUM. 304 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,665 THERE WAS A STRANGE LATIN INSCRIPTION ON IT. 305 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:23,002 - LIKE WHAT? - I'D RATHER NOT SAY. 306 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,606 ANYWAY, WHEN I FOUND THE RING AT HOME, I... 307 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,645 - I READ THE INSCRIPTION A COUPLE OF TIMES. - AND? 308 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,151 AND I TURNED INTO A DOG. 309 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:41,288 [ Laughing ] OH, WILBY! 310 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:45,392 THERE WAS A BIG SHAGGY DOG NEXT DOOR, AND I BECAME THAT DOG! 311 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,961 WILBY, UH, 312 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,664 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING ALL RIGHT? 313 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,666 I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU! 314 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,536 NO, HONEY, YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD YOU DID BECAUSE SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, 315 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,506 WE LET THESE LITTLE THINGS NAG AT US WHEN IT'S REALLY NOTHING. 316 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:03,176 DO YOU REALIZE IF SOMEBODY READS THAT INSCRIPTION I COULD TURN INTO A DOG? 317 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,045 YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT TIE ON YOU. 318 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,182 IT JUST BRINGS OUT THE COLOR IN YOUR EYES. 319 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:12,519 DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? YES, I DID. 320 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:16,022 AND WE'RE JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT YOU NEVER SAID IT. 321 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,162 - EXCUSE ME, SIR. - ME? 322 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,132 FORGIVE ME, PLEASE, BUT MIGHT I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME? 323 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,134 WELL, I'M A LITTLE BUSY. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 324 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,703 I'M DR. STURDIVANT, ON SABBATICAL FROM THE SORBONNE. 325 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:34,474 OH, UH, I'M TIM, THE ICE CREAM MAN FROM DOLLY DIXON'S. 326 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,378 I SEEM TO HAVE OVEREXTENDED MYSELF IN MY TRAVELS... 327 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:42,682 AND I FIND THAT I'M TEMPORARILY FINANCIALLY... EMBARRASSED, 328 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,151 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. NO. 329 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,422 THEREFORE I AM FORCED TO PART WITH THIS FAMILY HEIRLOOM... 330 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,124 AT A FRACTION OF ITS REAL VALUE. 331 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:56,095 OH, UH, IT'S A RING. 332 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,565 THAT'S VERY DISCERNING OF YOU, SIR. 333 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,100 IT'S ALSO A PRINCELY RELIC OF ANTIQUITY. 334 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,536 YEAH. IS IT? 335 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:07,039 - GEE, I WONDER IF KATRINKA'D LIKE THAT? - KATRINKA? 336 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,942 UH, KATRINKA MUGGELBERG. SHE'S IN PIES DOWN AT DOLLY DIXON'S. 337 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,412 OH, UH, THIS IS HER RIGHT HERE. 338 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,114 SHE'S ALSO THE CAPTAIN OF THE SOUTHSIDE STEAMROLLERS. 339 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:19,118 - CUTE LITTLE THING, ISN'T SHE? - ISN'T SHE, THOUGH? 340 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:23,590 YES, I'M SURE A LADY LIKE HER WOULD BE SIMPLY ENCHANTED BY THAT RING. 341 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,692 YOU THINK SO? IN FACT, 342 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:30,229 HER GRATITUDE WOULD BE... UNBOUNDED. 343 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,533 UNBOUNDED? WH... YEAH. 344 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,135 GEE, UH, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR THAT THING? 345 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,038 WELL, CIRCUMSTANCES FORCE ME... 346 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,141 TO SACRIFICE IT FOR $500. 347 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,546 FIVE HUNDRED... DOLLARS. 348 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,048 - DOLLARS? - YES. 349 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,050 UH, WH... OH. 350 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,987 WELL, UH, I WAS LOOKIN' FOR A BLUE ONE. 351 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,991 FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS? UH, WOULD YOU SPRING FOR FIVE BUCKS, MAC? 352 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:03,162 FIVE BUCKS? AHEM. OH. 353 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,766 IT DOES HAVE A LITTLE BLUE IN IT, DOESN'T IT? 354 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,502 SAY, UM, YOU TAKE PENNIES? [ Clicking ] 355 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,504 TWENTY-FIVE... 356 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,474 NOW, YOU JUST BE YOURSELF THERE, MR. DANIELS. 357 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,509 I'M GONNA ASK YOUR WIFE A FEW QUESTIONS, 358 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,145 THEN WE'RE GONNA BRING THE CAMERAS RIGHT IN HERE TO THE DEN, 359 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,614 SORT OF SURPRISE YOU AT YOUR WORK. ALL RIGHT, PLACES, PLEASE. 360 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,650 [ Clears Throat ] 361 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,185 FIVE, FOUR, 362 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:30,189 THREE, TWO, ONE. 363 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:34,427 YOU'RE ON THE AIR. WELCOME TO ANOTHER ISSUE OF MEET YOUR CANDIDATE. 364 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:39,031 THIS MORNING WE'RE GOING TO MEET WILBY DANIELS AND HIS FAMILY. 365 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,634 MR. DANIELS IS THE MAN WHO, MANY PEOPLE FEEL... 366 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:45,438 IS UNDERTAKING THE IMPOSSIBLE TASK OF TRYING TO UNSEAT... 367 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,441 LONG-ESTABLISHED DISTRICT ATTORNEY JOHN SLADE. HI. 368 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:52,379 MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS, AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO... 369 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:56,383 BRIAN, DON'T STARE AT ME, ALL RIGHT? I WASN'T STARING. 370 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:03,356 HELLO. I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 371 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,725 MY NAME IS WI... 372 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:12,064 [ Host ] BUT THE NAME JOHN SLADE IS A FAMILIAR ONE IN THIS TOWN, 373 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,233 AND IT MAY BE DIFFICULT FOR THE MAN AT THE POLLS... 374 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,069 TO SWITCH FROM LONG-ESTABLISHED VOTING HABITS... 375 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:20,239 TO PUT AN UNKNOWN MAN IN THIS RESPONSIBLE OFFICE. 376 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,543 OH, HERE'S MRS. DANIELS NOW. 377 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,745 HOW DO YOU DO, MRS. DANIELS? HOW DO YOU DO? 378 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:29,416 WE UNDERSTAND YOU'RE MR. DANIELS' CAMPAIGN MANAGER. YES. 379 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,318 I FELT IT INCUMBENT UPON MYSELF, 380 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,354 AS A WIFE AND AS A WOMAN, 381 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:40,159 TO PLACE MY SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL ALONGSIDE MY HUSBAND, 382 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,429 AND I URGED HIM TO PICK UP THE GAUNTLET... 383 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,064 THAT LAY BEFORE HIM. 384 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,166 AND I ASSURED HIM THAT... 385 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,702 AS HIS WIFE AND AS HIS COUNSELOR, 386 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:52,705 I WOULD BE BY HIS SIDE... 387 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:56,008 DOWN THE LONG, DARK CORRIDOR... 388 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,110 THAT LAY AHEAD. 389 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:01,180 WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME WHEN YOU'RE NOT RUNNING HIS CAMPAIGN? 390 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:05,351 I LOVE TO PAINT AND I READ. 391 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,353 I, UH... 392 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:12,091 I FIND THE LAKE POETS VERY, UH, SCINTILLATING. 393 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:17,096 I WONDER WHAT THAT GUY MEANT: 394 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,432 "HER GRATITUDE WILL BE UNBOUNDED." 395 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:23,436 HUH? PRETTY SHARP, HUH? WH... HEY, LOOK. 396 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,572 THERE'S SOME WRITING ON THE BACK. 397 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:30,142 "IN CANIS CORPORE... 398 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:33,079 TRANSMUTO." 399 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,147 WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS? 400 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:38,217 I'LL JUST TELL KATRINKA IT MEANS "I LOVE YOU" IN SWAHILI. WHAT DOES SHE KNOW? 401 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,553 [ Clears Throat ] 402 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,122 FELLOW CITIZENS, FOR MANY YEARS NOW... 403 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,257 YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE GRAY, DAD. 404 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,427 YEAH. FELLOW CITIZENS... 405 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,303 NO! 406 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:08,581 - YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ELWOOD! - IELWOOD. 407 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,151 ELWOOD? ELWOOD! 408 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,453 WHERE... ELWOOD! 409 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:18,491 AND NOW I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... STAY, POP. 410 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,697 BRIAN, WHERE'S YOUR FATHER? 411 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:27,033 UH, HE HAD TO GO. 412 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,640 GO GET DANIELS. YES, SIR. 413 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,142 WELL, WE'LL MEET MR. DANIELS LATER. 414 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:39,145 THIS, I PRESUME, IS YOUR SON BRIAN AND THE FAMILY DOG. 415 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:42,114 MRS. DANIELS? HUH? 416 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,416 UH... 417 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:48,287 WHAT'S THE DOG'S NAME? 418 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,122 UH, BOWSER. ELWOOD. 419 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,524 HOW'S THAT? 420 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,126 UH, ELWOOD. BOWSER. 421 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,564 WELL, HE'LL ANSWER TO ALMOST ANYTHING. WON'T YOU, OLD BOY? 422 00:24:57,597 --> 00:25:02,068 - DOES YOUR DOG DO ANY TRICKS? - WELL, I... I GUESS SO. 423 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:05,672 - SURE. - [ Whispering ] NO! 424 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:09,742 WHO SAID "NO"? WE'RE PICKING UP A GHOST SOMEWHERE. 425 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:12,078 SEEMS TO BE SEVERAL OPINIONS HERE. 426 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:15,147 DOES HE OR DOESN'T HE DO TRICKS? 427 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,684 [ Wilby Whispering ] NO TRICKS! 428 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,019 THERE IT IS AGAIN. [ Brian ] COME ON, BOY, SPEAK! 429 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:23,590 SPEAK, BOY. COME ON, BOY, SPEAK! 430 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:27,393 SPEAK, BOY! COME ON! SPEAK! 431 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:29,361 SPEAK, BOY! COME ON! WOOF. 432 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:32,264 - "WOOF"? - "WOOF"? 433 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:36,402 THIS HAS GOTTA BE COSTING DANIELS VOTES. 434 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:39,238 LONNIE, GET DANIELS OR WE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE THE AIR. 435 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:41,240 YES, SIR. 436 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,409 ELWOOD? 437 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:46,045 [ Whistling ] 438 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,180 ELWOOD? 439 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,449 AH. HEY, ELWOOD! 440 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,620 HEY! 441 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:56,555 ELWOOD, THAT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE! 442 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:59,558 - I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! - ELWOOD! 443 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:02,629 HEY, WATCH OUT! 444 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:05,732 [ Equipment Clattering ] 445 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:08,167 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! 446 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,570 AAH! 447 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:15,107 ELWOOD! ELWOOD! I... OH! UH... 448 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:18,077 OH, I'M SORRY, ADMIRAL. I WAS JUST CHASING ELWOOD. 449 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:21,648 LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY THE TRUCK, I'LL GET YOU A FREE RUM BABA. 450 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:24,416 [ Tim ] ELWOOD! ELWOOD! 451 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:27,586 OUT OF MY FLOWERS, YOU MOLTING RUG! AND THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO! 452 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,422 HOLD IT, ELWOOD! ELWOOD, HOLD IT. 453 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:33,092 JUST LEAVING PORT, ADMIRAL. 454 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,427 IF I CATCH YOU IN MY FLOWERS AGAIN, 455 00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:38,731 I'LL PUT YOU BOTH IN DRY DOCK FOR A MONTH! 456 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:42,234 GET IN THERE, ELWOOD. GET IN THERE, ELWOOD. ELWOOD, GET IN THERE. 457 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:46,172 BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, ELWOOD. YOU REALLY MADE THE ADMIRAL MAD. 458 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:49,441 YOU KNOW, YOU RUINED HIS FLOWERS AND EVERYTHING? NOW I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 459 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,644 YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T SPANK YOU. LOOK, PAL, STOP THIS TRUCK. 460 00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,146 LET ME OUT OF HERE OR I'M GONNA DECK YA! 461 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,749 ELWOOD, AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK? 462 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,418 YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE TALKIN' TO ME LIKE... 463 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,754 [ Tires Screeching ] 464 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,490 ELWOOD, HOW'D YOU LEARN HOW TO TALK? 465 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:08,094 I STARTED OUT WITH "GA-GA" AND WORKED MY UP TO "DIN-DIN." 466 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:11,097 HE CAN TALK. 467 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,000 - DO THAT AGAIN. SAY "GA-GA." - GA-GA. 468 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,703 - SAY "DIN-DIN." - DIN-DIN! 469 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,371 AH, WHAT'S THE USE? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. WAIT A MINUTE. 470 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:23,142 ELWOOD, LISTEN. IF YOU CAN TALK LIKE THAT, WE CAN GET INTO SHOW BUSINESS. 471 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:26,212 WE CAN MAKE A FORTUNE! WE CAN GET ON TV, TOO. 472 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:29,682 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN TALK SHOW. "HERE'S ELWOOD!" 473 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:32,719 WE CAN MAKE MILLIONS! OF COURSE, I WANT TO BE PERFECTLY FAIR ABOUT THIS, 474 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:35,021 SO I FIGURE I'LL GIVE YOU 10%. 475 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:38,224 WHAT DO YOU THINK? ELWOOD! 476 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:40,793 HEY, ELWOOD! WAIT A MINUTE! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! 477 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:45,031 I'LL GIVE YOU 20%! YOU CAN HAVE STEAK EVERY NIGHT! WAIT A MINUTE! 478 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:48,167 HEY, ELWOOD! [ Breathing Heavily ] 479 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,144 ELWOOD! ELWOOD! 480 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:01,247 AAH! ELWOOD! 481 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,717 [ Woman ] AAH! SORRY, MA'AM. ELWOOD! 482 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:12,324 ELWOOD? YOU HEAR ME? ELWOOD! 483 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,160 [ Panting ] [ Dog Barking ] 484 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,228 [ Wilby ] OH, NO! 485 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:19,265 - STAY! STAY, BOY! - [ Barking ] 486 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:23,602 NICE DOG. NICE DOGGIE. 487 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:26,372 [ Barking ] 488 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,575 OH! WATCH OUT! NOW WAIT A MINUTE! HEY! 489 00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:32,945 [ Growling ] THAT SMARTS! OH, DON'T DO THAT! 490 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,447 [ Snarling ] OH, THAT SMARTS! 491 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:42,021 NICE DOG. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR... 492 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,056 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HOUSE BACK NOW. 493 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:48,127 [ Growling, Snarling ] NICE DOGGIE. JUST RELAX NOW. 494 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,729 [ Barking Loudly ] AAH! 495 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,603 WELL, I'M SURE HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. CAN'T YOU RUN ANOTHER COMMERCIAL? 496 00:28:57,636 --> 00:29:01,140 WE'VE ALREADY RAN EIGHT COMMERCIALS, TWO STANDBYS AND A TEST PATTERN. 497 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:04,410 - THERE'S POP NOW! - [ Barking, Growling ] 498 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:07,980 PLACES, EVERYBODY! PLACES! PLACES, EVERYONE! 499 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:11,050 CAMERAS ON THE DOOR HERE. ON THE DOOR. 500 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,386 - FASTER, POP. FASTER! - [ Barking, Growling ] 501 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,422 WHOA! 502 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,624 [ Panting ] 503 00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:21,093 HI, THERE. 504 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,996 MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS AND... 505 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,132 IF I'M ELECTED YOUR DISTRICT ATTORNEY, 506 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,567 I PROMISE TO BRING ORDER OUT OF CHAOS. 507 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,437 AND I FURTHER PROMISE THAT IF ELECTED, 508 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,673 I WILL CALL FOR AN IMMEDIATE GRAND JURY INVESTIGATION... 509 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:38,144 INTO LINKS BETWEEN A KNOWN FELON, EDDIE ROSCHAK, 510 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:41,180 AND THE INCUMBENT DISTRICT ATTORNEY, JOHN SLADE. 511 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:43,182 [ Clicks TV Off ] 512 00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:47,253 THERE HAS BEEN A DRAMATIC INCREASE... 513 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,688 IN THE CRIME RATE. MY FIRST... 514 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:52,424 [ Clicks TV Off ] 515 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,127 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY, EDDIE, AND I KEEP TELLIN' YOU, 516 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:58,097 YOU GOT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 517 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,666 YOU SAY! HE'S COMIN' ON AWFUL STRONG. 518 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:05,204 HE'S NAMING NAMES. I DON'T LIKE IT, SLADE. TALK'S CHEAP. 519 00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:08,107 HE CAN MAKE CHARGES ALL DAY, BUT HE'S GOTTA PROVE 'EM. 520 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,676 IF HE GETS ELECTED, WE ARE IN TROUBLE. 521 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:14,013 BOTH OF US. HE'S NOT GONNA GET ELECTED, EDDIE. 522 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,615 TAKE MY WORD. 523 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:21,620 YOU KNOW, MAYBE DANIELS COULD USE A LITTLE MUD ON HIM, JUST AS A PRECAUTION. 524 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:25,124 MUD? ON DANIELS? SURE. 525 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,559 EVERYBODY'S GOT A SKELETON IN THEIR CLOSET. EVERYBODY. 526 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:30,296 GET SOMETHIN' ON HIM, 527 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,665 SOMETHIN' THAT'LL CHOP HIM OFF RIGHT AT THE KNEES. 528 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:36,235 [ Tim ] NOW LOOK, ELWOOD. I DON'T WANT YOU RUNNIN' AWAY AGAIN... 529 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:38,037 BECAUSE WE GOT TOO MUCH AT STAKE HERE. 530 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:42,074 I THOUGHT WE'D START YOUR CAREER BY GOIN' OVER TO HARRY'S BAR AND PICKIN' UP A LITTLE CHANGE. 531 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:45,177 ARE YOU STILL MAD OVER THE PERCENTAGE SPLIT? ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 532 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:48,180 I'LL MAKE IT 50-50. THIS BETTER BE A GOOD SHOW. 533 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:53,085 WHAT DO YOU SAY, HARRY, OLD BUDDY? HEY, NO DOGS. 534 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:56,989 JUST A MINUTE, HARRY. THIS IS NO DOG. YEAH? 535 00:30:57,023 --> 00:31:01,760 WELL, WHAT IS IT? HARRY, THIS HAPPENS TO BE THE WORLD'S ONLY TALKING DOG. 536 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:05,164 PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME. NO DOGS! 537 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:09,035 JUST A MINUTE, HARRY. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS DOG IS AS SMART AS ANYBODY IN THIS PLACE. 538 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:12,771 - OUT! - WE'RE MARCHING TO DIFFERENT DRUMS, HARRY. 539 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:16,976 JUST A MINUTE. ELWOOD, COME ON. FOLKS! 540 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:21,413 [ Clears Throat ] I HAVE WITH ME HERE TODAY... 541 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:24,083 ELWOOD THE TALKING DOG. 542 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:28,287 NOW, UH, I GOT FIVE BUCKS THAT SAYS THAT THIS DOG CAN TALK AS WELL AS ANYBODY IN THIS ROOM. 543 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,223 NOW, DO I HAVE ANY TAKERS? 544 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:34,126 EVERYBODY IN HERE'S A CHICKEN, HUH? 545 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,263 OH, YEAH? MAKE IT 20, BUSTER. 546 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:41,700 TWENTY, HUH? YOU HEAR THAT, ELWOOD? HE SAID 20. OH. 547 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,604 OKAY, HARRY, HERE YOU GO. YOU'RE COVERED ON THAT. 548 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,739 OKAY, ELWOOD, COME ON. COME ON, BOY, PUT 'EM UP. 549 00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:49,775 GET 'EM UP. RIGHT UP THERE. 550 00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:52,578 FOLKS, THIS IS ELWOOD THE TALKING DOG. 551 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:56,983 HE WILL NOW GIVE HIS RENDITION OF "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB." 552 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,251 ELWOOD, TAKE IT AWAY. 553 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:03,589 [ Panting ] WHAT'S THAT? A LITTLE LOUDER. 554 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:09,661 I'LL JUST GET HIM STARTED. UH, MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. 555 00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:12,164 ITS FL... MARY... 556 00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:15,501 LOOK, ELWOOD, UH, SEE, WE GOT 20 BUCKS RIDIN' HERE, 557 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,404 SO, UH, COULD YA JUST KINDA COME UP WITH IT, BECAUSE WE, UH... 558 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:21,440 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. JUST TELL THE FOLKS HOW YOU ASK FOR YOUR DINNER. 559 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:24,576 - SAY "DIN-DIN." - [ Laughing ] 560 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,778 I TELL YOU WHAT. TELL HARRY "GA-GA." 561 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:29,348 JUST TELL HARRY "GA-GA." "GA-GA." 562 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:33,119 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN TO THE DOG'S BAR... 563 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:36,188 AND SEE IF HE CAN GET YOU TO BARK? 564 00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:38,124 J-JUST A MINUTE NOW, HARRY. LOOK. 565 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:41,027 TELL YOU WHAT, ELWOOD. YOU MOVE YOUR LIPS AND I'LL TALK FOR YOU. 566 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:44,263 JUST WATCH THIS. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. 567 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,465 ITS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW. 568 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,168 EVERYWHERE THAT MARY... 569 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:52,038 THEY'RE NOT BUYIN' IT, ELWOOD. [ Whines ] 570 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,441 UH... 571 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:59,011 [ Clears Throat ] TWENTY BUCKS. [ Whines ] 572 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,047 HMM. 573 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,217 [ Sighs ] 574 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:07,286 THIS IS SERIOUS. NOW, LOOK. 575 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,988 THAT RING IS FLOATING AROUND SOMEPLACE... 576 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:12,991 AND IF SOMEBODY READS THE INSCRIPTION, I'M A SHAGGY DOG AGAIN. 577 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,027 WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 578 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:18,464 MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE TAKING THE OATH OF OFFICE. THAT'D BE A CRACK UP. 579 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,566 [ Giggles ] VERY FUNNY. 580 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:24,736 THE PROSPECT OF MY TAKING AN OATH OF OFFICE SEEMS HIGHLY UNLIKELY. 581 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:28,474 WELL, YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT GO THROUGH LIFE NEVER KNOWING WHEN YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A DOG. 582 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,410 - RIGHT? - RIGHT! 583 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:34,213 SO WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT RING. AND FIND IT FAST. 584 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,582 WHERE DO YOU START LOOKING FOR A HOT RING, POP? 585 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:40,152 OH, PAWNSHOPS, SWAP MEETS, PLACES LIKE THAT. 586 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:42,154 ADMIRAL, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW. 587 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,523 I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. 588 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:47,493 YOU'RE GUEST SPEAKER AT THE DAISIES AT EIGHT BELLS... 589 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:51,029 AND I AM HERE TO SEE THAT THIS TIME YOU'RE ON TIME. 590 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:54,500 I'M SORRY. I FORGOT. 591 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:59,004 [ Mrs. Daniels ] AND I AM ESPECIALLY HONORED TO INTRODUCE... 592 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,240 OUR GUEST SPEAKER THIS AFTERNOON, 593 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,675 OUR DAISY OF THE DAY. 594 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,744 [ Laughing ] 595 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:08,280 BECAUSE OF THE SPECIAL ATTACHMENT I'VE HAD WITH THIS GENTLEMAN... 596 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:11,049 OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS. [ Laughs ] 597 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:15,254 AS YOU'RE ALL WELL AWARE, MR. DANIELS IS RUNNING FOR THE OFFICE OF DISTRICT ATTORNEY, 598 00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:18,357 AND I KNOW WHEREOF I SPEAK WHEN I TELL YOU... 599 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:22,428 THAT HE IS A MAN OF THE HIGHEST MORAL FIBER, 600 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:25,464 A MAN OF UNQUESTIONED INTEGRITY... 601 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:29,435 AND A MAN DEDICATED TO THE TASK THAT LIES BEFORE HIM. 602 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:33,105 - MR. DANIELS. - [ Laughing ] 603 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:40,078 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 604 00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:44,316 HOW'S IT GOIN', ELWOOD? HI, KATRINKA. 605 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:47,653 WE'RE OUT OF KUMQUAT AND GUAVA SHERBET, BUT THE REST IS ALL HERE. 606 00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,456 OH, FINE. UH, SAY, KATRINKA, I, UH... 607 00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:52,591 I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 608 00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:56,428 IF IT'S ANOTHER SOUVENIR PILLOW FROM GRAND RAPIDS, FORGET IT. 609 00:34:56,462 --> 00:35:00,065 ACTUALLY, IT'S A RING. OH, LOOK, JIM... 610 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,434 IT'S, UH, TIM, TIM. YEAH. TIM. 611 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:05,671 NOW, JUST 'CAUSE I WAVED AT YOU ONE NIGHT AT THE ROLLER GAMES... 612 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,140 YOU KNOW SOMETHING'? I'VE BEEN MEANIN' TO TELL YOU. 613 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:11,277 YOU'RE THE BEST DARN SKATER THAT THE SOUTHSIDE STEAMROLLERS HAS. 614 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,445 YEAH. I KNOW. [ Laughs ] YEAH. 615 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:17,449 WELL, LIKE I SAY, JUST 'CAUSE I WAVED BACK AT YOU DON'T MEAN IT'S RING TIME. 616 00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:20,186 RIGHT. WELL, IT'S NOT A RING, ACTUALLY. IT'S JUST, UH... 617 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,621 IT'S JUST A PRESENT, THAT'S ALL. 618 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,590 HERE. 619 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:28,126 GEE, JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED: A BUG RING. 620 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,097 WHERE'S THE CRACKER JACK? HEY, WHAT'S THIS WRITING IN HERE MEAN? 621 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,099 I'M NOT SURE. 622 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,503 "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." 623 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,638 "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." 624 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,975 NOW, WHAT CAN YOU THE VOTERS DO... 625 00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:46,278 ABOUT THIS DEPLORABLE STATE OF AFFAIRS? 626 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:50,282 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. COME ELECTION DAY, YOU CAN VOTE THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF OFFICE... 627 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:54,019 - AND BRING BACK RESPECTABILITY TO THIS COMMUNITY. - OH, THANK YOU, MR. DANIELS. 628 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:57,623 AND NOW, THE SONG CHAIRMAN WILL LEAD US IN A CHORUS OF "THE DAISY HYMN." 629 00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,691 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 630 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:03,161 I'M NOT THROUGH YET. YES, YOU ARE, ELWOOD. 631 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:06,164 ♪ DAISIES, DAISIES SIDE BY SIDE ♪ OHH! 632 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:12,003 ♪ SYMBOL OF OUR CITY'S PRIDE ♪ 633 00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:14,473 ♪ WE ARE THE DAISIES 634 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,376 ♪ TOGETHER WE WILL STAND 635 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:20,312 ♪ THE DAISIES ARE THE GUARDIANS ♪ 636 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:22,681 ♪ OF BEAUTY IN THE LAND 637 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,617 ♪ WE NURTURE... ♪ [ Screaming ] 638 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:32,090 DON'T PANIC, LADIES! KEEP CALM! 639 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:35,394 - [ Screaming Continues ] - AAH! 640 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:56,682 [ Door Slams ] 641 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,451 WHERE TO? 152 HADLEY DRIVE. 642 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:05,257 [ Engine Starts ] 643 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,626 ELWOOD! 644 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,961 ELWOOD! 645 00:37:10,796 --> 00:37:12,764 ELWOOD? 646 00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:16,302 EL... ELWOOD. 647 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,304 ELWOOD! 648 00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:21,473 [ Whistles ] ELWOOD? 649 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,312 ELWOOD! 650 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:29,415 HEY, ELWOOD, WAIT A MINUTE! SO WHO DO YOU LIKE IN THE ELECTION? 651 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,583 ELWOOD! HOLD IT! DANIELS. 652 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:34,486 I'M WITH YOU, BUT HE AIN'T GOT A CHANCE AGAINST SLADE'S MACHINE. 653 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,688 BELIEVE ME, DANIELS CAN DO IT. 654 00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:45,263 ELWOOD, COME ON. DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FOOL ME WITH THOSE GLASSES ON? HUH? 655 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:48,266 [ Wilby ] I WASN'T TRYING TO FOOL ANYONE! THOSE ARE MY READING GLASSES! 656 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:52,738 STOP PULLING ON ME THAT WAY! YOU COULD SERIOUSLY INJURE MY WINDPIPE! 657 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:57,309 - [ Crashing ] - [ Radiator Hissing ] 658 00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:01,580 WILL YOU TAKE ME HOME? 659 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:04,683 I'LL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME SOMETHING. 660 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,519 - ANYTHING. - GOOD. 661 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:10,255 BECAUSE I'M GONNA GO DOWN AND BLOW HARRY'S MIND. 662 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,425 THIS IS THE BIG ONE, ELWOOD. NOW, LOOK. I GOT A LITTLE ROUTINE WORKED OUT. 663 00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:16,261 HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. 664 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,264 OKAY NOW, LOOK, ELWOOD. YOU'RE NOT GONNA CLAM UP AGAIN LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME, ARE YOU? 665 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:22,200 DON'T WORRY, I'LL KEEP MY END OF THE DEAL. YOU JUST KEEP YOURS. 666 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:25,637 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO IN AND SET IT UP REAL COOL-LIKE, OKAY? 667 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:29,441 [ Wilby ] HOW LONG'LL THAT TAKE? 668 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:32,644 NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT. I TOLD YOU TO WORK ON THAT ROUTINE. 669 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:36,114 HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET ANYWHERE IN SHOW BUSINESS IF YOU DON'T REHEARSE? 670 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,617 ANOTHER DEAN MARTIN. 671 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:44,022 ♪ DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STREAM ♪ 672 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:46,525 [ Wilby ] HE SURE PICKED A DUMB SONG. 673 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:50,161 ♪ WHERE I FIRST MET YOU 674 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:53,098 ♪ WITH YOUR EYES... ♪ 675 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:59,170 MOVE ON! MOVE ON! YOU NEVER SEEN A DOG SING BEFORE? 676 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:03,108 - THAT'S SINGING? - GROWR! ROWR! RUFF! 677 00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:08,146 OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THEN, HARRY. LOOK. 678 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:12,083 HERE'S 40 BUCKS THAT SAYS ELWOOD CAN SING "DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STREAM." 679 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:14,720 WORDS AND MUSIC. 680 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,589 LISTEN, SHERBET HEAD, YOU'RE STARTIN' TO STEAM ME. 681 00:39:17,623 --> 00:39:19,591 EVIDENTLY YOU'VE LOST ALL YOUR MARBLES. 682 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:23,161 WELL, NOW I'M GONNA START ON YOUR TEETH. 683 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:28,467 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 684 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,171 [ Wilby ] ELWOOD. 685 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,007 COME ON BACK, ELWOOD. ATTABOY. 686 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:40,045 [ Panting ] 687 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:45,050 HELLO, ELWOOD. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU FACE-TO-FACE. 688 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:49,087 WE'VE BEEN SO CLOSE THESE LAST FEW DAYS. 689 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,723 LOOK, TELL TIM THAT, UH... 690 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:55,226 GUESS THERE'S NOT REALLY ANYTHING YOU CAN TELL TIM, IS THERE? 691 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,228 GOOD LUCK, OLD BUDDY. 692 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:04,603 [ Clears Throat ] GO GET THAT SINGING FUR BALL. 693 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:06,605 NAME IS ELWOOD. 694 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,577 IT'S ALL SET, ELWOOD. 695 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:16,081 HEY, YOU GOT YOUR COLLAR OFF ALREADY. GOOD. OKAY, COME ON, BOY. 696 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:18,283 YEAH, I GOT HIM ALL WORKED UP. 697 00:40:18,316 --> 00:40:21,319 I TOLD HIM YOU WERE GONNA OPEN WITH "DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STREAM." COME ON, BOY. 698 00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:24,255 [ Tim ] ALL RIGHT, HERE HE IS, ELWOOD THE TALKING DOG. 699 00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:26,124 I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF TELLING THESE FOLKS... 700 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:28,560 THAT YOU'D DO A COUPLE OF NUMBERS FOR THEM. 701 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,562 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET RIGHT UP HERE? 702 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:34,132 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR HIS FIRST SELECTION, HE WOULD LIKE TO DO... 703 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,768 "DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STREAM." 704 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:39,370 TAKE IT AWAY, ELWOOD. [ Panting ] 705 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:48,346 HE'S JUST WARMING UP. 706 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:51,116 TAKE IT AWAY, ELWOOD. 707 00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:59,658 UH, I'LL GET HIM STARTED ON THIS ONE. UH... 708 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:03,762 ♪ DOWN... ♪ DOWN BY THE OLD... 709 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:06,498 ♪ DOWN... IS IT TOO HIGH? [ Lower Pitch ] ♪ DOWN... 710 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:09,100 [ Higher Pitch ] ♪ DOWN BY THE OLD... 711 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,671 ♪ DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STREAM ♪ EVERYBODY. 712 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:17,408 ♪ WHERE I FIRST MET YOU ♪ 713 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:23,715 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'D BE KINDA NICE IF I HELPED YOU AND THIS ALBINO FOOTSTOOL... 714 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:27,052 TO YOUR TRUCK, OKAY? [ Whines ] 715 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,290 [ Tim ] LET'S TALK THIS OVER... OH! HEY! 716 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:35,293 [ Customers Laughing ] 717 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,696 I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHIN', ELWOOD. [ Whining ] 718 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:41,667 THAT 40 BUCKS IS COMIN' OUT OF YOUR FIRST MILLION. COME ON. 719 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,235 MAYBE NEXT TIME I SHOULD WEAR A DISGUISE. 720 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:46,371 MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD TRY COMBING YOUR HAIR. 721 00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:48,373 I THINK THAT WOULD BE DISGUISE ENOUGH. 722 00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:50,976 HEY, DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH THEY WANTED FOR THE BROOCH? 723 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:54,379 WE'RE NOT SHOPPING FOR A BROOCH, BETTY! I'VE GOTTA FIND THAT RING BEFORE... 724 00:41:54,412 --> 00:41:56,481 OKAY, SHH. BEFORE I TURN INTO A DOG AGAIN. 725 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,483 ALL RIGHT, HONEY. I'M SORRY. 726 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,586 DAD, IF YOU DO TURN INTO A DOG AGAIN, CAN WE GO HUNTING TOGETHER? 727 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:02,554 NO, WE CANNOT GO HUNTING TOGETHER. 728 00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:05,023 WILL YOU CHASE MRS. METZLER'S CAT? 729 00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:07,593 BRIAN! BRIAN. 730 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:10,696 [ Doorbell Jingles ] 731 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:14,432 I DON'T GET MUCH CALL FOR... TOMATO LICORICE. 732 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,434 AH. 733 00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:20,271 I'M GONNA LET THIS ONE GO TO YOU FOR JUST A NICKEL. HUH? [ Laughs ] 734 00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:23,074 FIVE PENNIES. WHAT FLAVORS YOU GOT, MISTER? 735 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:26,411 OH, BOY. FLAVORS. YOU GOT YOUR VANILLA, YOU GOT YOUR CHOCOLATE, 736 00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:29,380 YOU GOT YOUR STRAWBERRY, YOU GOT YOUR MAPLE DRIBBLE, YOU GOT... 737 00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:31,416 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' AROUND HERE? 738 00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:36,254 I'M LOOKING FOR A RING WITH A BEETLE ON IT. SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET. 739 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,256 OH, YEAH? A RING WITH A BEETLE ON IT? 740 00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:42,027 - GEE, I GAVE ONE LIKE THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND THE OTHER DAY. - YOU DID? 741 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,263 WELL, SHE'S NOT EXACTLY MY GIRLFRIEND. YOU SEE... HEY, POP! POP! 742 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:48,466 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPREAD IT AROUND. TATTLETALE. 743 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:54,472 THIS GENTLEMAN UNKNOWINGLY GAVE YOU A RING THAT BELONGS TO ME. 744 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:57,275 THAT IS, I'M NOT THE LEGAL OWNER, 745 00:42:57,308 --> 00:43:00,411 BUT I NEED IT. TOUGH. 746 00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:04,449 THIS IS A PERSONAL MATTER. IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL AFTER WORKING HOURS ARE OVER. 747 00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:07,653 - I'M PREPARED TO OFFER A REWARD. - LIKE HOW MUCH? 748 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:09,755 I GET A QUARTER FOR CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE. 749 00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:12,590 THAT OUGHTA GIVE YOU AN IDEA... A THOUSAND DOLLARS. 750 00:43:12,624 --> 00:43:16,127 A THOUSAND DOLLARS? FOR THAT RING? 751 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:18,396 OKAY, $2,000! IT DOESN'T MATTER! 752 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:21,099 I JUST HAVE TO HAVE THAT... HAVE TO HAVE THAT RING BACK. 753 00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:25,036 HO-HO! YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A RING, BUSTER. 754 00:43:27,372 --> 00:43:29,474 TRY THE OTHER HAND. 755 00:43:30,776 --> 00:43:33,144 [ Snap ] 756 00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:36,014 OH, I KNOW I HAD IT WHEN I FINISHED THE LEMON MERINGUES. 757 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:38,283 AND, WELL, THEN I, UH... 758 00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:40,451 THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK. 759 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:43,321 THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK $2,000. 760 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,456 IF I FIND IT, MISTER, CAN I HAVE THE REWARD? 761 00:43:45,490 --> 00:43:49,260 I DON'T CARE WHO GETS THE REWARD! I JUST HAVE TO HAVE THAT RING BACK! 762 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:53,364 WELL, LET ME SEE. I REMEMBER I PUT THE RING ON THIS SHELF... 763 00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:56,401 AFTER I FINISHED THE SPECIAL ORDER. 764 00:43:58,003 --> 00:44:00,138 COULD'VE FALLEN INTO THE MIXING VAT! 765 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:03,008 [ Exhaling ] 766 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,777 WHAT SPECIAL ORDER? THE ONE FOR THE HOTEL. IT'S ALREADY GONE OUT. 767 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,779 THE HOTEL! OH! 768 00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:10,348 HEY! TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS! 769 00:44:10,381 --> 00:44:13,685 [ Shouting ] 770 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:20,158 [ Shouting ] 771 00:44:26,564 --> 00:44:29,667 UH, HONEY, IF I FIND THE RING, 772 00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:32,938 UH, COULD I KEEP THE $2,000? 773 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:43,715 NO! THIS WAY! [ Mumbling ] 774 00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:45,717 OHH! OW! 775 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,124 [ Screaming, Yelling ] 776 00:44:57,062 --> 00:44:59,697 OH! OH, COME ON! 777 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:09,240 MADAM! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 778 00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:11,276 LET ME HAVE THAT PIE! 779 00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:19,617 WHOA! HEY! HUH? 780 00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:22,420 LADIES, PLEASE. STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY! 781 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:24,990 HIT MY GIRL WITH A PIE, WILL YA? 782 00:45:26,124 --> 00:45:28,459 SOLD FOR $100! THANKS, KIDS! 783 00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:32,297 AND REMEMBER, ALL PROCEEDS GO TO JOHN SLADE'S WAR CHEST. 784 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:37,135 SO LET'S ALL GIVE BIG FOR HONEST JOHN. RIGHT? [ Applause ] 785 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:40,371 WHAT AM I OFFERED FOR THIS GORGEOUS PIE? IT'S GOING VERY WELL, MR. SLADE. 786 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:44,209 OF COURSE IT'S GOING VERY WELL! ANYONE ELSE? $120. THANK YOU, SIR. 787 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,643 ANYONE ELSE? TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS! 788 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:48,413 [ Screaming ] STOP, LADIES! STOP! 789 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:54,619 - HA-HA! - [ Screaming ] 790 00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:59,124 HEY! 791 00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:03,561 LADIES! LADIES! 792 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,997 HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 793 00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:09,200 - OH, SHUT UP! - YOU WON'T FIND THE RING THIS WAY! 794 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:14,439 - THAT'S MY POP! - AAH! 795 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:18,009 - [ Laughing ] - YOU MONSTER! 796 00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:20,311 HEY. 797 00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:25,016 [ Screaming ] 798 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,356 [ Laughing ] 799 00:46:36,161 --> 00:46:38,997 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. WHAT? 800 00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:42,667 HEY. HEY, THAT'S THE SAME RING YOU GOT IN THE MUSEUM, AIN'T IT? 801 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:45,536 YEAH. I WONDER HOW IT GOT IN THIS CHERRY PIE? 802 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,538 WELL, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 803 00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:50,008 YOU SOLD IT ONCE, SELL IT AGAIN. 804 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:53,378 YEAH. 805 00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:55,446 SORRY ABOUT THE NOISE OUT THERE, BUT I'LL... 806 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,483 I'LL HANDLE IT MYSELF. DO I HEAR $250? 807 00:46:58,516 --> 00:47:00,551 TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY! I GOT 250! 808 00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:02,687 TWO SIXTY! I HAVE 260! ANY MORE? 809 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:06,324 [ Screaming ] SOMETIMES PEOPLE FORGET THEIR POSITION. 810 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:13,064 MR. SLADE, THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. WE WERE JUST LOOKING FOR... 811 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:15,333 IT WAS CERTAINLY NOT OUR INTENTION TO... 812 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:18,736 DANIELS, THIS TIME YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR! 813 00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:22,507 YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YOUR PROFESSION AND THE ENTIRE CITY! 814 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,443 YOU SHOULD BE RUN OUT OF TOWN! 815 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:36,554 [ Tapping ] EXCUSE ME, SIR, 816 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:39,257 BUT MIGHT I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME? 817 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:41,526 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 818 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:44,996 I'M DR. STURDIVANT, ON SABBATICAL FROM THE SORBONNE. 819 00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:48,533 SINCE I FIND MYSELF TEMPORARILY OUT OF FUNDS, 820 00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:52,103 I'M FORCED TO PART WITH THIS FAMILY HEIRLOOM... 821 00:47:52,137 --> 00:47:55,106 AT A FRACTION OF ITS REAL VALUE. 822 00:47:55,140 --> 00:48:00,045 I WONDER IF YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS PRINCELY RELIC OF ANTIQUITY. 823 00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:03,114 I'M SURE I WOULD BE. 824 00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:05,250 AHH. 825 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,965 COME ON! COME ON! OKAY. 826 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:27,138 I HEARD ON THE NEWS YOU RECOVERED THE RING FROM THE PRESCOTT MUSEUM. 827 00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:31,142 WHAT DO YOU GOT TO DO WITH IT? WELL, IT'S A PERSONAL THING, BUT I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE. 828 00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:34,312 THE LIEUTENANT WILL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. THEY'RE MAKING THE IDENTIFICATION BACK THERE NOW. 829 00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:37,315 WELL, THAT'S JUST THE POINT. I CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE... UH, WAIT OVER THERE. 830 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:47,993 OH, THIS IS THE RING, ALL RIGHT. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 831 00:48:48,026 --> 00:48:51,262 AND I'M RATHER RELIEVED JUST TO GET IT OUT OF CIRCULATION. 832 00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:54,332 IT'S REPUTED TO HAVE RATHER SUPERNATURAL POWERS. 833 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:56,334 YOU SEE THIS INSCRIPTION, 834 00:48:56,367 --> 00:49:00,005 "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO"? [ Cop ] WHAT'S IT ALL MEAN? 835 00:49:00,038 --> 00:49:03,508 THERE GOES POP AGAIN. OH, WILBY, NO. 836 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:06,611 [ Cop ] SOME KIND OF SPELL, HUH? [ Curator ] EXACTLY. 837 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:09,614 THE RENAISSANCE ARISTOCRATS WERE VERY PARTIAL TO SPELLS. 838 00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,749 THEY'RE AS GOOD AS POISON ANY DAY. 839 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:14,652 ALL RIGHT, BOY. HEEL. 840 00:49:18,723 --> 00:49:22,260 [ Curator ] YOU REMEMBER MY PREDECESSOR, DR. PLUMCOTT? [ Cop ] OF COURSE. 841 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:25,463 WELL, DR. PLUMCOTT WAS MOST INTERESTED IN THIS RING. 842 00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:28,133 HE TOLD ME OF AN INCIDENT, SOME YEARS AGO, 843 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:31,469 OF A YOUNG MAN WHO WAS ACTUALLY TURNED INTO A DOG... 844 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:34,372 THROUGH THE STRANGE POWERS OF THIS RING. 845 00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:36,707 YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT. 846 00:49:36,741 --> 00:49:39,144 NOT REALLY, BUT STILL I'M CAREFUL. 847 00:49:39,177 --> 00:49:42,513 I DON'T LIKE TO REPEAT IT TOO OFTEN LEST I BECOME SENSITIZED... 848 00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:44,649 AND TURN INTO A DOG MYSELF. 849 00:49:49,054 --> 00:49:51,989 DANIELS IS A DOG, HUH? 850 00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:55,293 THAT'S RIGHT. SOMETIMES DANIELS IS A REAL LIVE DOG. 851 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,029 AND LOOK. THIS RING DOES IT. 852 00:49:58,063 --> 00:50:02,067 DO YOU REMEMBER THE TV SHOW OF HIS, THE ONE THAT WE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND? 853 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:05,536 THAT DOG WAS DANIELS. 854 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:08,073 AND IT HAPPENED TWO OTHER TIMES. 855 00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:10,541 AT THE DAISIES, DANIELS DISAPPEARS... 856 00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:13,578 AND THAT SAME SHAGGY DOG SHOWS UP? 857 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,049 AND THEN THE SAME THING HAPPENS TODAY AT THE POLICE STATION? 858 00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:21,719 DANIELS DISAPPEARS, AND THERE'S THAT SAME SHAGGY DOG? 859 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:30,961 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, GET DANIELS OVER HERE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! 860 00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:43,674 DANIELS, I WANT YOU TO DROP OUT OF THE RACE. USE ANY EXCUSE YOU WANT. 861 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:48,045 NO WAY, MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY. I'M IN THIS THING TO THE FINISH. I DON'T MAKE DEALS. 862 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:53,351 AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE: I'M GONNA WIN THIS ELECTION. 863 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,421 AND MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT WILL BE TO CALL A GRAND JURY INVESTIGATION... 864 00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:59,624 INTO YOUR CRIMINAL CONNECTIONS IN THIS TOWN. 865 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:03,294 IF THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT, I GUESS OUR DISCUSSION IS CLOSED. 866 00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:07,098 IS THIS THE RING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR AT MY PIE AUCTION? 867 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,073 YEAH, THAT LOOKS LIKE IT. 868 00:51:16,107 --> 00:51:18,443 YOU'RE CERTAIN? IT HAS AN INSCRIPTION ON THE BACK. 869 00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:21,446 - IT SAYS, "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." - GIVE ME THAT! 870 00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:23,481 "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." 871 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:27,685 [ Laughing ] 872 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:34,091 [ Laughing ] WOOF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! 873 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:36,127 [ Growling ] 874 00:51:36,161 --> 00:51:39,264 HEY! WOOF! [ Laughing ] OH. 875 00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:42,467 OH, HO. AHEM. COME IN HERE, PLEASE. 876 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,271 RAYMOND, THIS DOG HAS NO LICENSE... 877 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:49,307 AND IS CLEARLY IN VIOLATION OF THE LEASH LAW. CALL THE POUND. 878 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:53,344 I ALREADY DID, SIR. THE TRUCK IS WAITING OUTSIDE. 879 00:51:53,378 --> 00:51:56,347 GET OUT OF MY WAY! OOF! 880 00:51:56,381 --> 00:51:59,417 - GRAB THAT DOG! - EXCUSE ME, MA'AM! 881 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:02,720 - AAH! AAH! - WATCH OUT! 882 00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:08,993 OHH! 883 00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:12,029 HO! OH, BOY. 884 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:19,570 [ Grunts ] 885 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,574 [ Gasps ] 886 00:52:28,045 --> 00:52:31,115 YOU! FOLLOW THAT DOG! 887 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:34,185 OH, UH, RIGHT, MR. SLADE! GET GOING! 888 00:52:34,219 --> 00:52:37,455 IF HE GETS AWAY, IT'S BACK TO THE COMPLAINT DESK FOR YOU! 889 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:41,091 [ Engine Revving ] 890 00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:48,266 UHH! 891 00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:08,052 - [ Crash ] - IT'S THE DOG! 892 00:53:16,727 --> 00:53:19,464 [ Tires Screeching ] 893 00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:27,071 THANKS, PAL. 894 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:31,309 [ Panting ] 895 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:38,215 THOSE IDIOTS AT THE POUND DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, 896 00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:41,419 BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS, CHIEF: THAT BRUTE IS MAD AND VICIOUS. 897 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:45,423 I'M GOING TO NEED THE HELP OF EVERY SQUAD CAR THAT'S AVAILABLE TO FIND HIM. 898 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:48,426 [ Sirens Blaring ] 899 00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:51,462 [ Tires Screeching ] 900 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,471 COULD I ASK YOU SOMETHING, SIR? YES. 901 00:54:00,505 --> 00:54:02,573 WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT... 902 00:54:02,607 --> 00:54:05,543 SAYING THAT SOMETIMES DANIELS IS A DOG? 903 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,712 YOU KNOW WHO THEY'D PUT AWAY, DON'T YOU? WHO? 904 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:09,780 US! [ Phone Blaring ] 905 00:54:09,814 --> 00:54:11,782 SLADE, HERE! 906 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:14,419 MR. SLADE, UNIT TWO HAS LOCATED THE SUSPECT. 907 00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:18,122 - HE'S HEADING WEST ON CRESCENT. - CLOSE IN ON HIM! SURROUND HIM! 908 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:22,660 [ Panting ] 909 00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:29,334 [ Siren Blaring ] 910 00:54:31,168 --> 00:54:33,638 [ Panting ] 911 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,142 THERE HE IS! 912 00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:45,983 - UH-OH. - WE'VE GOT HIM! 913 00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:49,420 [ Siren Blaring ] 914 00:54:49,454 --> 00:54:51,656 [ Tires Screeching ] 915 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:57,628 [ Tires Screeching ] COME ON! 916 00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:03,334 WHAT IS THAT NOISE? JUST A-A LITTLE MIX-UP, SIR. 917 00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:05,370 UNIT TWO WILL TAKE OVER FOR US. 918 00:55:09,707 --> 00:55:13,644 I HAVE HIM IN VIEW. ALL UNITS CONCENTRATE IN THE AREA OF ROLLERDROME. 919 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,121 ELWOOD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ELWOOD? 920 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,223 LATER! CAN'T TALK NOW. COME HERE! 921 00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:28,258 [ Muffled Cheering ] 922 00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:35,332 HEY! 923 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:38,068 WHOA! HOLD IT! YOU GOT A TICKET? I'M JUST GOING TO GET MY DOG. 924 00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:40,337 NO, YOU CAN'T GET IN WITHOUT A TICKET. BUT, I-I... 925 00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:42,473 RIGHT UP FRONT. TICKET. 926 00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:45,109 [ Cheering Continues ] 927 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:50,214 JOHN SLADE. OFFICIAL BUSINESS. I'M SORRY, MR. SLADE. 928 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:52,617 I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU. 929 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,955 [ Cheering Continues ] 930 00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:14,639 [ Knocks ] 931 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:27,184 [ Announcer ] THE STEAMROLLER GIRLS ARE ON AGAINST THE JUGGERNAUTS. 932 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,455 [ Whistle Blows ] THERE'S THE REFEREE'S WHISTLE... INDICATES A JAM. 933 00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,457 THAT MEANS WE'LL SEE SOME ACTION... 934 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:34,592 AS CAPTAIN KATRINKA MUGGELBERG WILL TRY TO SEND ONE OF HER TEAMMATES... 935 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,761 CRASHING THROUGH THAT JUGGERNAUT MOB IN FRONT. 936 00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:40,364 THERE THEY GO. HOLD IT. OUT SHE GOES! 937 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,400 WHOA, NELLIE! LOOK AT HER GET OUT OF THERE. HAH! 938 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:46,103 PARDON ME. I'M LOOKING FOR A DOG HERE. 939 00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:49,206 [ Crowd Grumbling ] PARDON ME. PARDON ME. 940 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,241 [ Crowd Yelling ] 941 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,779 THERE'S NO SIGN OF HIM ON MY SIDE. 942 00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:57,114 [ Announcer ] THE STEAMROLLERS HAVE BEEN SIDELINED WITH INJURY. 943 00:56:57,147 --> 00:57:00,017 SEARCH THE DRESSING ROOMS. 944 00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:03,253 HI. PARDON ME, MISS. 945 00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:12,997 [ Announcer ] THE STEAMROLLERS HAVE FIELDED A NEW MYSTERY SKATER. 946 00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:15,399 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! 947 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,367 YOU MISSED HIM! OOH! 948 00:57:19,804 --> 00:57:21,772 HERE SHE COMES. 949 00:57:21,806 --> 00:57:23,674 ELWOOD! 950 00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:27,311 - WHOA! - ELWOOD. 951 00:57:30,715 --> 00:57:32,717 ELWOOD! 952 00:57:34,485 --> 00:57:36,521 HEY, ELWOOD. LET ME IN THERE. 953 00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:38,689 ELWOOD? [ Engine Starting ] 954 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:43,327 ELWOOD! HEY, ELWOOD, WAIT A MINUTE. 955 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,362 I GOTTA TALK TO YA. 956 00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:48,599 ELWOOD, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD SKATE? 957 00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:53,370 THIS IS A REAL SHOWSTOPPER: A DOG THAT TALKS AND SINGS, SKATES, DRIVES. 958 00:57:53,403 --> 00:57:56,340 BOY, THEY OUGHT... DRIVE? 959 00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:58,609 [ Distressed Moan ] 960 00:57:58,643 --> 00:58:01,145 [ Tires Screeching ] 961 00:58:02,412 --> 00:58:05,449 - [ Police Sirens Approaching ] - HEY, ELWOOD! 962 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:08,185 YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN, OR YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE. "TROUBLE"? 963 00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:10,354 I'M ALREADY IN TROUBLE... BIG TROUBLE. 964 00:58:10,387 --> 00:58:12,990 [ Police Sirens Continue ] 965 00:58:17,762 --> 00:58:21,198 START THROWING THAT STUFF OUT THE BACK... PIES, SYRUP, ICE CREAM. 966 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:23,200 EVERYTHING. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. I CAN'T DO THAT. 967 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:26,571 I HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT STUFF. DO AS I TELL YOU! 968 00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:28,939 I'M HAVIN' A BAD WEEK. 969 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:41,686 - [ Tires Screeching ] - OH! 970 00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:44,021 [ Screeching Continues ] 971 00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:47,424 - LOOK OUT! - [ Tires Screeching ] 972 00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:03,273 [ Grunting ] 973 00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:06,611 - DID WE LOSE 'EM? - "LOSE EM"? WE CREAMED 'EM. 974 00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:09,313 ELWOOD! AGH! 975 00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:26,063 [ Panting ] 976 00:59:26,096 --> 00:59:28,599 [ Groans ] 977 00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:31,201 ELWOOD! 978 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,270 YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUN AWAY AGAIN, ARE YA? 979 00:59:33,303 --> 00:59:36,373 SORRY, TIM. I'VE GOT A BETTER CHANCE ON PAW. 980 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:39,143 ELWOOD! 981 00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:47,652 HOW LONG DID THAT PROFESSOR SAY THE SPELL WOULD LAST? I DIDN'T ASK. 982 00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:51,088 YOU WOULDN'T! WELL, I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. 983 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:53,290 "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." I'LL DO THAT, SIR. 984 00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:56,093 NEVER MIND! I'LL DO IT MYSELF. SORRY, SIR. 985 00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:58,095 "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." 986 00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:00,230 [ Phone Ringing ] I'LL TAKE THAT. 987 01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:03,433 YES. SLADE, HERE. 988 01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:07,271 IT'S HOWIE, SIR. WE'VE GOT HIM SURROUNDED IN VISTA GROVE! 989 01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:10,174 AND ABOUT TIME! WELL, HOLD HIM TILL WE GET THERE. 990 01:00:10,207 --> 01:00:13,978 GET YOUR OWN DOOR! I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS DOOR. AND START THE CAR. 991 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,149 [ Woman On Police Radio ] 305, STAND BY. 992 01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:24,021 [ Inaudible Radio Chatter ] 993 01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:28,058 THERE YOU ARE, SIR. 994 01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:34,331 IT'S THE TRANQUILIZER GUN, SIR. 995 01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:36,566 YOU BE READY WITH IT. UH, YES, SIR. 996 01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:51,682 DANIELS, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE. 997 01:00:51,716 --> 01:00:55,152 WITHDRAW FROM THE RACE... OR ELSE. 998 01:00:55,185 --> 01:00:57,521 I'M IN THIS RACE TO THE END. 999 01:00:57,554 --> 01:01:00,457 WELL, THAT'S RIGHT NOW. 1000 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:03,327 SHOOT HIM DOWN! 1001 01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:08,565 WELL, COME ON. HURRY UP! 1002 01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:11,501 I THINK YOU HAVE TO RELEASE THIS FIRST. 1003 01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:15,105 [ Yells ] 1004 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,643 YOU NUMBSKULL! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? 1005 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:22,612 OH, VERY SORRY, SIR. QUITE ACCIDENTAL. REALLY, IT WAS. 1006 01:01:23,748 --> 01:01:25,750 OHH! 1007 01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,952 [ Dull Thud ] 1008 01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:34,158 [ Dog #1 ] HEY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FIRST-TIMER. 1009 01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:36,293 I WONDER WHAT HE'S IN FOR? 1010 01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:40,697 [ Dog #2 ] VAGRANCY. WHAT ELSE? 1011 01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:45,102 [ Dog #3 ] AH. LOOKS LIKE THE PADDY WAGON BOYS SLIPPED HIM A MICKEY. 1012 01:01:46,403 --> 01:01:49,506 [ Dog #1 ] EASY, YOU GUYS. CURLY'S COMING AROUND. 1013 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:53,978 AND DUMMY UP ON OUR PLAN. WE DON'T KNOW THIS TURKEY. 1014 01:01:57,281 --> 01:02:00,584 [ Dog #3 ] OH, HIYA, TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME. 1015 01:02:00,617 --> 01:02:03,420 WELCOME TO ONE-WAY ROW, PAL. 1016 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:06,190 "ONE-WAY ROW"? WHERE IS THIS? 1017 01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:09,093 CURLY, MY BOY, IT'S THE SLAMMER. 1018 01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:11,962 I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 1019 01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:16,033 [ Rattling ] 1020 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:18,435 YOU WILL, SWEETHEART, IN THREE DAYS. 1021 01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:20,604 [ Rattling Continues ] FEET FIRST. 1022 01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:24,441 ♪ SWING LOW 1023 01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:29,279 ♪ SWEET CHARIOT 1024 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:33,650 ♪ COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME ♪ OH. IT'S FOR HIM. 1025 01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:37,421 - HE GOES NEXT. - HMM? 1026 01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:39,389 ♪ SWING LOW 1027 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:44,228 ♪ SWEET CHARIOT 1028 01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:51,535 ♪ COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME ♪♪ 1029 01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:56,106 SING IT AGAIN, SAM. 1030 01:02:56,140 --> 01:03:00,644 [ Background Chatter ] AND YOUR... RECEIPT FOR THE BAIL. 1031 01:03:00,677 --> 01:03:02,679 THANK YOU. 1032 01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:05,615 [ Phone Ringing ] 1033 01:03:05,649 --> 01:03:07,617 THERE WE ARE. 1034 01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:09,987 NICE TALKIN' TO YOU. 1035 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:12,256 OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT ELWOOD WAS DRIVING. 1036 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:14,258 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TELL THE JUDGE? 1037 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,293 I GOTTA TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 1038 01:03:16,326 --> 01:03:18,295 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. HE WAS DRIVING? 1039 01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,430 RIGHT! THEN HE SMASHED UP THE TRUCK? 1040 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,766 RIGHT! THEN HE JUMPED OVER THE MOON! 1041 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,102 NOW YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. 1042 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:27,037 OH... 1043 01:03:27,071 --> 01:03:31,541 [ Humming "Oh, Where Has My Little Dog Done?" ] 1044 01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:37,314 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP HUMMING THAT SONG? 1045 01:03:37,347 --> 01:03:39,616 [ Phone Rings ] 1046 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,618 ANIMAL SHELTER. 1047 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:45,489 OH, HELLO. THIS IS MRS. DANIELS. 1048 01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:48,792 I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY DOG, AND I WAS WONDERING IF, BY ANY CHANCE... 1049 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:51,195 UH, CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE ANIMAL, MA'AM? 1050 01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:54,631 WELL, YES, HE'S TALL AND, UH, HE HAS... 1051 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:57,467 A CHARMING DISPOSITION. 1052 01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:00,470 HE'S VERY HANDSOME AND, UH, WELL, 1053 01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:04,008 I THINK HE'S GOT WARM BROWN EYES. 1054 01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:08,245 SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CARY GRANT. [ Chuckles ] 1055 01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:11,181 JUST GIVE ME THE BREED AND COLOR, AND WE'LL START FROM THERE. 1056 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:15,552 OH. UH, WELL, I THINK HE'S SOME KIND OF A SHEEPDOG. 1057 01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:18,055 AND HE'S WHITE AND HE'S GRAY. 1058 01:04:18,088 --> 01:04:22,392 OH, WE GOT A LONG-HAIRED DOG IN TODAY, BUT THIS ONE'S A REAL KILLER. 1059 01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:26,030 THAT COULDN'T BE MY WILBY. 1060 01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:28,065 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1061 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:33,470 DON'T WORRY, MOM. POP CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF. 1062 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,542 [ Sighing ] 1063 01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,547 HE'S IN THE POUND, ALL RIGHT, MR. SLADE. 1064 01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:45,515 I SAW THEM CART HIM AWAY. I'M SORRY. [ Grunts ] 1065 01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:48,118 HE'LL BE A GONER IN 72 HOURS. 1066 01:04:48,152 --> 01:04:50,387 WILL YOU GET THE GOVERNOR ON THE TELEPHONE? 1067 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:53,757 I'M NOT WAITING AROUND ANY 72 HOURS. WELL, GO ON! 1068 01:04:53,790 --> 01:04:57,094 YES, MR. SLADE. I'LL GET THE GOVERNOR RIGHT NOW. 1069 01:04:57,127 --> 01:05:00,464 HURRY UP, PAL. WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT. 1070 01:05:00,497 --> 01:05:03,100 I'M DIGGING! I'M DIGGING! IT'S ROUGH GOING DOWN HERE. 1071 01:05:03,133 --> 01:05:06,536 [ Bloodhound ] NOW, WE'RE BUSTIN' OUTTA HERE. ARE YOU WITH US OR NOT? 1072 01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:10,140 I CAN'T DO THAT! I'M RUNNING FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 1073 01:05:10,174 --> 01:05:13,643 DISTRICT ATTORNEY? OH, THAT MICKEY WENT TO HIS HEAD. 1074 01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:16,713 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. CURLY'S OUT. 1075 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,383 WE MAKE THE BREAK WITHOUT HIM, SEE? 1076 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,486 [ Phone Ringing ] ANIMAL SHELTER. 1077 01:05:22,519 --> 01:05:26,256 THE WHO? THE GOVERNOR. 1078 01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:30,427 THIS IS HOWIE, SIR. 1079 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,596 YES, SIR. I KNOW THE ONE. 1080 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:37,334 OH... WELL, YES, SIR. 1081 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:40,237 IF YOU SAY SO, SIR. 1082 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,239 RIGHT AWAY. 1083 01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:45,976 - WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT. - [ Door Opening ] 1084 01:05:50,014 --> 01:05:52,449 QUICK! HE'S COMIN'! 1085 01:05:55,519 --> 01:06:00,124 - CLOSE IT UP! - HURRY! HE'LL CATCH US ALL! 1086 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:02,292 WELL, SO LONG, BOYS. 1087 01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:04,328 I GUESS THIS IS IT. 1088 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:28,152 COME ALONG, BOY. 1089 01:06:29,153 --> 01:06:31,021 OH. 1090 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:50,074 ♪ SWING LOW 1091 01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:54,244 ♪ SWEET CHARIOT 1092 01:06:54,278 --> 01:06:58,082 ♪ COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME ♪ POOR GUY. HE DIDN'T LAST LONG. 1093 01:07:02,252 --> 01:07:05,622 [ Electricity Surges ] 1094 01:07:09,093 --> 01:07:12,196 SORRY, BOY. IT'S THE GOVERNOR'S ORDERS. 1095 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:16,400 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! SIT! STAY! 1096 01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:26,543 OKAY, I'M WITH YOU GUYS! WE'RE BREAKIN' OUTTA HERE! 1097 01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:34,218 COME ON, GORGEOUS. 1098 01:07:34,251 --> 01:07:36,286 THANKS, BIG BOY. 1099 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:40,257 - LET'S GO, BROTHER. - WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT. 1100 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:47,531 - MAKE IT FLY, PAL. - DON'T CROWD ME. I'M ALMOST THROUGH. 1101 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:50,434 MR. HOWIE, YOUR COFFEE'S GETTIN' COLD. 1102 01:07:50,467 --> 01:07:52,436 MR. HOWIE? 1103 01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:58,508 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE, MR. HOWIE? 1104 01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:02,679 THAT BIG DOG TOLD ME TO STAY. 1105 01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:10,454 I'M THROUGH! I'M THROUGH! 1106 01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:12,956 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY UNDER THE WALL. 1107 01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:18,295 MOVE IT, SHORTY. 1108 01:08:22,031 --> 01:08:24,501 AND I'M SURE THE BIG DOG IS IN THE KENNEL... 1109 01:08:24,534 --> 01:08:26,503 WHERE HE BELONGS. 1110 01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:43,453 THERE'S OUR GETAWAY TRUCK! FOLLOW ME! 1111 01:08:43,487 --> 01:08:46,122 EVERYBODY IN. I'M DRIVING. 1112 01:08:46,156 --> 01:08:49,159 HURRY UP! MOVE! MOVE! 1113 01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:56,166 - [ Car Engine Starting ] - [ Tires Squealing ] 1114 01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:06,109 [ Phone Ringing ] 1115 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:09,012 - UH, ANIMAL SHELTER. - YOU RECEIVED THE GOVERNOR'S ORDERS. 1116 01:09:09,045 --> 01:09:12,316 UH, YES, SIR. AND YOU CARRIED THEM OUT. 1117 01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:15,319 WELL, UM, UH... 1118 01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:17,554 DID YOU, OR DIDN'T YOU? WE'VE, UH... 1119 01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:20,290 WE'VE HAD A... HAD A BREAKOUT, SIR. 1120 01:09:20,324 --> 01:09:22,626 "A BREAKOUT"? YES, SIR. 1121 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:27,163 ALL THE DOGS DROVE OFF IN OUR TRUCK. 1122 01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:31,635 [ Unintelligible Yelling ] 1123 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:37,241 [ Yelling Continues ] 1124 01:09:44,581 --> 01:09:48,051 WELL, NOW. THIS IS MORE LIKE IT, SEE. 1125 01:09:49,386 --> 01:09:52,088 OH, IT'S SURE GREAT TO BE OUT AGAIN.RIGHT, CURLY? 1126 01:09:52,121 --> 01:09:54,524 YEAH, I GUESS SO. WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETHEART? 1127 01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:56,593 YOU SOUND A LITTLE DOWN IN THE CHOPS. 1128 01:09:56,626 --> 01:10:00,764 - THERE'S A RING I NEED. - YEAH? WHAT KIND OF RING? 1129 01:10:00,797 --> 01:10:03,500 WELL, IT'S VERY OLD AND HAS A BEETLE ON IT, 1130 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:07,371 AND MY OPPONENT HAS IT, AND I'VE GOT TO GET IT! 1131 01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:10,374 I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD. 1132 01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:13,042 JUST FIND THAT DOG! 1133 01:10:13,076 --> 01:10:16,746 SO LONG, GANG. YOU GOT A BETTER CHANCE WITHOUT ME. 1134 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:20,550 THANKS, CURLY. WE WON'T FORGET WHAT YOU DONE FOR US, SEE. 1135 01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:22,552 AW, TAIL UP, PAL. 1136 01:10:23,620 --> 01:10:25,589 [ Bloodhound ] SAY, GUYS. 1137 01:10:25,622 --> 01:10:29,459 - THAT KID'S REALLY GOT PROBLEMS. - THEN WE GIVE HIM A LIFT, SEE. 1138 01:10:29,493 --> 01:10:34,398 - AFTER ALL, HE GAVE US A LEG UP. YOU KNOW? - YEAH. 1139 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:41,438 [ Admiral ] HEY, YOU THERE! OUT OF MY FLOWERS! 1140 01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:46,643 HEAVE TO, OR I'LL FIRE! 1141 01:10:51,281 --> 01:10:54,551 IT SOUNDED LIKE THE ADMIRAL'S SHOTGUN. 1142 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:57,587 YES, IT'S THE SAME WOOLY MAMMOTH, I TELL YOU. 1143 01:10:57,621 --> 01:11:00,223 YES, WHITE AND SHAGGY WITH BLACK MARKINGS. 1144 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:02,258 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT COLOR IT IS? 1145 01:11:02,292 --> 01:11:04,428 [ Knocking On Window ] 1146 01:11:04,461 --> 01:11:06,996 BRIAN, OPEN UP! LET ME IN! 1147 01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:09,533 LOOK! IT'S POP! 1148 01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:14,738 HURRY UP. GIVE ME A HAND. OH, DARLING. [ Grunts ] 1149 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:17,674 OKAY, PULL. WATCH OUT. WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1150 01:11:17,707 --> 01:11:20,744 - WHAT'S HAPPENING, HUH? - SLADE'S GOT THE RING. 1151 01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:23,680 UNLESS I CAN GET IT BACK, HE'S GONNA RUB ME OUT. 1152 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:26,249 OH, NO! [ Police Sirens Approaching ] 1153 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,284 [ Tires Screeching ] 1154 01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:32,689 THERE'S POLICE! LOTS OF 'EM! 1155 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:36,192 [ Inaudible Radio Chatter ] 1156 01:11:36,225 --> 01:11:38,695 THERE'S A VAN. LOOKS LIKE THE SWAT TEAM! 1157 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:41,598 I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1158 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:44,267 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW, BUT I'M GONNA NAIL SLADE. 1159 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:47,704 ATTAWAY TO GO, POP. LASSIE AND RIN TIN TIN WOULDN'T GIVE UP. 1160 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,476 [ Woman On Radio ] 13-L-21. 13-L-21, COME IN. 1161 01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:54,310 THERE'S A POLICEMAN COMING! 1162 01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:57,614 I'M ON MY WAY. GOOD-BYE, HONEY. GOOD LUCK. 1163 01:11:57,647 --> 01:12:01,485 - HURRY, POP. HE'S HERE! - [ Knocking On Door ] 1164 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:04,521 TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOTHER, SON. OKAY, POP. 1165 01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:10,527 GOOD EVENING, MA'AM. THERE'S A MAD DOG IN THE AREA. 1166 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,997 OH, A MAD DOG? I LOVE DOGS, YOU KNOW. 1167 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:17,401 BIG DOGS, SMALL DOGS, MEDIUM DOGS. EVEN MAD DOGS. [ Chuckles ] 1168 01:12:17,434 --> 01:12:19,369 SOMETIMES, THEY'RE NOT MAD. THEY'RE JUST CRANKY. 1169 01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:21,571 BUT I REALLY LOVE DOGS. ANY KIND OF DOG. 1170 01:12:21,605 --> 01:12:25,208 I THINK I PROBABLY LOVE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE. [ Chuckles ] 1171 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:28,745 ELWOOD? [ Muffled Chatter ] 1172 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,214 NOT A PEEP OUT OF YOU! NO, NOT A PEEP. 1173 01:12:31,247 --> 01:12:33,216 YOU CAN HAVE MY WALLET. I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH MONEY. 1174 01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:36,420 YOU CAN TAKE MY CREDIT CARDS AND YOU CAN... 1175 01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:40,023 ELWOOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN THE PARK MUGGIN' PEOPLE? 1176 01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:43,427 I AM NOT MUGGING ANYBODY AND I AM NOT ELWOOD. 1177 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:47,664 NOW, I MAY LOOK LIKE ELWOOD, BUT I AM ACTUALLY WILBY DANIELS. IS THAT CLEAR? 1178 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,366 DANIELS? UH-HUH. SURE. GOTCHA. 1179 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,403 OKAY, NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS FROM THE TOP. 1180 01:12:53,437 --> 01:12:55,439 THERE'S THIS BORGIA RING, SEE. 1181 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:58,074 A RING? YEAH. SURE. OKAY. 1182 01:12:58,107 --> 01:13:00,343 I GOTCHA, ELWOOD. SHH! 1183 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,346 [ Whispers ] DANIELS. OKAY. 1184 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:07,350 NOT MANY YEARS AGO, WHEN I WAS STILL A KID... 1185 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:10,754 WHEN YOU WERE STILL A... A KID. 1186 01:13:10,787 --> 01:13:12,956 MM-HMM. 1187 01:13:12,989 --> 01:13:15,391 SO SLADE GOT HOLD OF THE RING, SEE. 1188 01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:19,262 NOW HE'S TRYING TO WIN THIS RACE BY ELIMINATION... MY ELIMINATION. 1189 01:13:19,295 --> 01:13:23,467 YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU GOT ANY QUESTIONS? QUESTIONS. 1190 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,602 A FEW CROSSED MY MIND. 1191 01:13:25,635 --> 01:13:28,572 ELWOOD... UH, MR. DANIELS... 1192 01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:30,607 COULDN'T WE GO BACK TO SELLING ICE CREAM? 1193 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:35,411 LATER! I HAVE GOT TO GET SLADE AND ROSCHAK BEFORE THEY GET ME! 1194 01:13:35,445 --> 01:13:37,614 CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME. 1195 01:13:37,647 --> 01:13:40,416 RIGHT. ME? ME? 1196 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:48,191 AGH! 1197 01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:01,104 SO FAR, SO GOOD. QUIT TRYING TO STEER! 1198 01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:03,272 SWELL. I'LL GET OFF AT THE NEXT CORNER. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1199 01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:07,644 I NEED YOU AS A WITNESS. HOW ABOUT LETTIN' ME SIT ON THE SEAT FOR AWHILE? 1200 01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:11,447 AGH! 1201 01:14:20,557 --> 01:14:23,292 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO HELP YOU? 1202 01:14:23,326 --> 01:14:25,361 IF I DON'T GET EIGHT HOURS' SLEEP... 1203 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:27,997 THERE IS NO ONE ELSE AND THERE'S NO TIME. 1204 01:14:28,031 --> 01:14:31,300 WELL, WHERE ARE WE GOING, ANYWAY? NOT US, PAL. YOU. 1205 01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:35,071 - YOU'RE GONNA BEARD THE LION IN HIS DEN. - ME? [ Groans ] 1206 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:39,342 WANNA WATCH THE RUTS? 1207 01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:42,478 [ Slade ] "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." 1208 01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:44,781 "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." 1209 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,983 [ Doorbell Chimes ] 1210 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:57,694 [ Raspy Voice ] WHOA! UH, YOU SLADE? 1211 01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:01,230 - YES. WHO ARE YOU? - DON'T MATTER. 1212 01:15:01,264 --> 01:15:04,701 LISTEN, I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM FAST EDDIE. 1213 01:15:04,734 --> 01:15:07,336 HE SAYS, "YOU'RE OFF THE GRAVY TRAIN." 1214 01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:13,076 NO MORE GRAVY. YOU GOT IT? 1215 01:15:13,109 --> 01:15:15,078 NO MORE GRAVY. 1216 01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:17,213 [ Groans ] 1217 01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:31,260 DID HE BUY IT? [ Raspy Voice ] I DON'T KNOW. 1218 01:15:31,294 --> 01:15:34,330 WHAT? [ Regular Voice ] I DON'T KNOW. 1219 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:37,567 IF I GOT SLADE PEGGED RIGHT, HIS NEXT STOP IS ROSCHAK'S WAREHOUSE. 1220 01:15:37,601 --> 01:15:39,603 OH, GOOD. AND WE'RE GONNA BE THERE. 1221 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:42,071 WE ARE? 1222 01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:44,207 I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP. 1223 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:47,744 DO YOU WANT TO PUT BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL? 1224 01:15:57,754 --> 01:15:59,956 WE CAN GET IN THROUGH THAT WINDOW ON THE ROOF. 1225 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:03,392 WE CAN? 1226 01:16:15,438 --> 01:16:19,976 - ELWOOD, WHY DON'T I STAY HERE AND KEEP A LOOKOUT? - COME ON. 1227 01:16:22,145 --> 01:16:24,981 [ Moans ] COME ON! 1228 01:16:27,316 --> 01:16:30,286 SEE, I'M ALLERGIC TO HEIGHT. I CAN'T... 1229 01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:32,521 MOVE IT! [ Moans ] 1230 01:16:37,761 --> 01:16:40,496 [ Moaning ] 1231 01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:43,266 [ Clattering ] 1232 01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:48,638 HERE, POP! HERE, POP! 1233 01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:50,640 HERE, POP! 1234 01:17:09,659 --> 01:17:11,661 [ Moans ] 1235 01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:05,081 IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T LOOK DOWN. 1236 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:08,084 HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS. 1237 01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:10,419 [ Moaning ] 1238 01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:13,556 YOU ALL RIGHT? I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M ALL RIGHT. 1239 01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:30,473 YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. KEEP COMING! 1240 01:18:33,276 --> 01:18:34,543 SHH! 1241 01:18:39,282 --> 01:18:41,584 FOLLOW ME. 1242 01:18:41,617 --> 01:18:44,620 [ Whistles ] 1243 01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:50,393 OH, NO. ISN'T THAT YOUR KID? SHH! DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. 1244 01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:55,498 BRIAN, LOOK OUT! 1245 01:19:03,306 --> 01:19:07,376 I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME. SHOULD HAVE SENT ME TO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL WHEN I WAS TWO. 1246 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:11,280 WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE? I THINK THIS IS THE CENTER OF ROSCHAK'S THEFT RING. 1247 01:19:11,314 --> 01:19:13,316 WE GOTTA PROVE THAT SLADE'S IN ON IT. 1248 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:17,420 EXCUSE ME. NOW THAT THE KID'S HERE, WHY DON'T I SPLIT? STAY HERE! 1249 01:19:17,453 --> 01:19:19,722 RIGHT. UH-HUH. FOLLOW ME. 1250 01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:22,258 SPENDIN' MOST OF MY LIFE ON ALL FOURS. 1251 01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:37,006 BE QUIET! 1252 01:19:51,187 --> 01:19:54,157 - [ Muffled Grunt ] - SHH! 1253 01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:57,160 THESE MEN ARE KILLERS. 1254 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:05,634 ISN'T THAT OUR TV SET? 1255 01:20:05,668 --> 01:20:10,239 THAT'S IT. BET THEY GOT ALL OUR OTHER STUFF HERE TOO. 1256 01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:17,380 IS OUR CAR HERE, POP? PROBABLY SOLD IT DAYS AGO. 1257 01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:28,124 WE LIFTED THAT VETTE BEFORE. PAINT IT AGAIN, AND CHANGE THE SERIAL NUMBER. 1258 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:31,794 JOE, KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR SOME PORSCHES. WE GOT SOME SPOTTED. 1259 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,363 GOOD NIGHT, MR. ROSCHAK. GOOD NIGHT. 1260 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:41,037 HEAR THAT, POP? WE COULD BUST 'EM EASY WITH THAT. 1261 01:20:41,070 --> 01:20:43,940 THAT STILL DOESN'T PROVE SLADE'S INVOLVED. 1262 01:20:45,408 --> 01:20:47,443 BUT THAT COULD. 1263 01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:55,351 HEY, I WONDER HOW THESE THINGS WORK? 1264 01:20:55,384 --> 01:20:58,087 [ "Stars And Strips Forever" Playing Loudly ] 1265 01:20:58,121 --> 01:21:00,456 TURN IT OFF! ♪♪ [ Continues ] 1266 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,626 [ Music Stops ] [ Door Opens ] 1267 01:21:14,237 --> 01:21:18,074 [ Door Closes ] WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT TAPE RECORDER, POP? 1268 01:21:18,107 --> 01:21:20,143 GET IT IN ROSCHAK'S OFFICE. 1269 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,588 [ Door Opens ] 1270 01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:53,109 TIM, YOU GOTTA GET HIM AWAY FROM THERE. RIGHT, ELWOOD. 1271 01:21:53,142 --> 01:21:56,079 NOW, WHAT I'LL DO... ME? SHH! 1272 01:21:56,112 --> 01:21:58,081 SHH! 1273 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:01,450 ME? RIGHT NOW. 1274 01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:03,652 [ Panting Moan ] 1275 01:22:12,795 --> 01:22:15,064 GO BACK! GO BACK! 1276 01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:18,301 BUT HE'S GOT A KNIFE! HE COULD... 1277 01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:28,277 HEY, UH, YOUR SHANASFRANAS DOWN THERE AT THE RICKTOFRASEN IS CONDENSING. 1278 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:29,945 THE WHAT? 1279 01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:34,317 YOUR SHANASFRANAS DOWN THERE AT THE RICKTOFRASEN'S GOT A BIG GNARL IN THE TUBE, THERE. 1280 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:37,486 - COULD BACK UP ON YA. - WHO ARE YOU? 1281 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:42,291 ME? I'M, UM... I'M, UH, ROSCHAK'S NEW MAN DOWN HERE. I JUST CAME ON. YEAH. 1282 01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:45,694 IF YOU DON'T GAFFENHAUSEN THAT ALTERNATOR, IT'S GONNA GET ALL OVER THE FLOOR. 1283 01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:50,033 YOU EVER HAVE CREOBLUSTATE ON YOUR SHOES? WHEW! YOU GOTTA BURN 'EM. 1284 01:22:50,066 --> 01:22:53,969 I SAW IT EAT A SADDLE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER A JOCKEY ONE TIME. GOES LIKE THAT. TURNS IT BLUE. 1285 01:22:55,704 --> 01:22:58,474 SO, YOU WANNA COME DOWN THERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT? 1286 01:22:58,507 --> 01:23:00,976 WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THAT KNIFE HERE? 1287 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,286 UH, IT'S RIGHT DOWN HERE. 1288 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,355 HERE'S THAT GLUTENHAUSER I WANTED YOU TO LOOK AT. 1289 01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:14,390 YOU COME RIGHT THERE. DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. 1290 01:23:14,423 --> 01:23:17,626 LIKE I TOLD YA, I DON'T WANT TO GET CREOBLUSTATE ON YOUR SHOES. 1291 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:20,163 JUST LOOK IN THERE AND GIVE IT A LITTLE... 1292 01:23:23,532 --> 01:23:25,534 WE GOT HIM, POP! 1293 01:23:25,568 --> 01:23:28,204 YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD IN THE FREIDENGLAR. 1294 01:23:28,237 --> 01:23:30,406 "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." 1295 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,408 I WOULDN'T SAY THAT TOO OFTEN, CHIEF. 1296 01:23:32,441 --> 01:23:35,178 WHY NOT? THE PROFESSOR SAID HE WAS ALWAYS CAREFUL. 1297 01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:39,048 HE WAS AFRAID HE MIGHT BECOME SENSITIZED AND TURN INTO A DOG HIMSELF. 1298 01:23:39,082 --> 01:23:42,017 OH, RUBBISH! "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." 1299 01:24:07,443 --> 01:24:09,445 [ Beeping ] 1300 01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:16,252 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? OPEN UP. 1301 01:24:16,285 --> 01:24:18,287 ALL RIGHT. 1302 01:24:40,643 --> 01:24:43,412 [ Gulps Hard ] 1303 01:24:47,316 --> 01:24:49,685 UH-OH. POP'S STUCK IN THERE. 1304 01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:58,494 I WANT A WORD WITH YOU. THIS ISN'T VERY SMART OF YOU COMIN' DOWN HERE. 1305 01:24:58,527 --> 01:25:02,331 IF YOU'VE GOT SOME IDEA OF CUTTING ME OUT, I WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU... 1306 01:25:02,365 --> 01:25:04,600 AND NOT FROM ONE OF YOUR MESSENGER BOYS. 1307 01:25:04,633 --> 01:25:07,603 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 1308 01:25:07,636 --> 01:25:10,506 ONE OF YOUR PUNKS CAME TO MY HOUSE. 1309 01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:13,342 HE STARTED TO LEAN ON ME AND TELL ME... AND I QUOTE... 1310 01:25:13,376 --> 01:25:15,578 [ Raspy Voice ] "YOU'RE OFF THE GRAVY TRAIN." 1311 01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:19,348 [ Chuckles ] 1312 01:25:19,382 --> 01:25:22,585 OH, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN. RELAX. 1313 01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:26,622 -IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL WITH US. -WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM, WHO DID? 1314 01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:31,660 BEATS ME, BUT IF I FIND OUT, I'M GONNA SCRATCH HIM PERMANENTLY. 1315 01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:35,598 COULD HAVE BEEN THAT DANIELS GUY. 1316 01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:38,667 BUT HE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE PROOF IN COURT, RIGHT? 1317 01:25:38,701 --> 01:25:41,470 WHY AM I TELLING YOU? YOU'RE A LAWYER. RIGHT. 1318 01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:47,543 JOHN, I'VE GOT A BOTTLE IN THE OTHER ROOM. LET'S HAVE A DRINK. 1319 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:53,482 TO ANOTHER GOOD YEAR. 1320 01:25:56,352 --> 01:25:59,087 HOW'D THAT DOG GET IN HERE? DOG? 1321 01:26:03,091 --> 01:26:05,294 THAT'S HIM! THAT'S DANIELS! 1322 01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:07,363 STOP HIM! HE'S GOT EVERYTHING ON TAPE! THAT'S DANIELS? 1323 01:26:07,396 --> 01:26:10,333 SHOOT HIM! [ Shot Fired ] 1324 01:26:10,366 --> 01:26:12,501 [ Shot Fired ] 1325 01:26:15,238 --> 01:26:17,340 [ Slurring ] TAKE THIS. TAKE IT. 1326 01:26:17,373 --> 01:26:19,508 GRAB ONE OF THOSE CARS. I'LL DRAW THEM OFF. 1327 01:26:27,115 --> 01:26:29,084 THEY'RE COMING. 1328 01:26:33,055 --> 01:26:35,224 SHH. 1329 01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:55,678 WOLF! WOLF! 1330 01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:58,481 "WOLF, WOLF"? AFTER HIM! 1331 01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,662 COME ON. POP TOLD US TO GET A CAR. 1332 01:27:18,334 --> 01:27:22,305 ALL RIGHT, DANIELS! COME ON OUT! 1333 01:27:24,307 --> 01:27:28,311 GET IT OVER WITH. YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE. 1334 01:27:28,344 --> 01:27:30,779 I'VE GOT THE RING! 1335 01:27:30,813 --> 01:27:33,081 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING. 1336 01:27:39,121 --> 01:27:42,491 [ Dogs Barking ] 1337 01:27:43,792 --> 01:27:46,128 WHOA! WHOA! 1338 01:27:52,668 --> 01:27:55,571 HEY! THIS WHAT YOU LOOKIN' FOR, PAL? 1339 01:27:55,604 --> 01:27:58,574 THAT'S IT! THANKS! HEY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA... 1340 01:27:58,607 --> 01:28:01,076 FORGET IT. IT'S ON US, SWEETHEART. 1341 01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:03,278 WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN, SEE. 1342 01:28:03,312 --> 01:28:06,649 - SO LONG, PAL. - [ Barking ] 1343 01:28:16,525 --> 01:28:18,527 [ Shot Fired ] 1344 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,966 [ Tires Squealing ] OH, YEAH! NOW HURRY! 1345 01:28:29,338 --> 01:28:32,174 [ Shots Fired ] 1346 01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:35,310 LOOK OUT! 1347 01:28:38,381 --> 01:28:41,984 HEY! GET US OUTTA HERE! 1348 01:28:43,419 --> 01:28:45,354 STEP ON IT! FAST! 1349 01:28:46,655 --> 01:28:50,192 - S-STEADY. - [ Tires Squealing ] 1350 01:29:02,170 --> 01:29:04,172 [ Tires Squealing ] 1351 01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:08,544 WHAT WAS THAT? YOU NINNY! AFTER HIM! 1352 01:29:10,446 --> 01:29:13,582 YOU GOT THE TAPE RECORDER? GOT THE RING? 1353 01:29:13,616 --> 01:29:17,352 AND IT'S GOING TO BE PUT AWAY WHERE NOBODY WILL EVER GET AHOLD OF IT AGAIN. 1354 01:29:26,595 --> 01:29:29,432 FASTER. FASTER! THERE'S A RED LIGHT COMING UP. 1355 01:29:29,465 --> 01:29:32,701 I DO NOT CARE WHAT'S COMING UP. JUST KEEP ON GOING. 1356 01:29:34,770 --> 01:29:37,372 [ Police Siren Wailing ] 1357 01:29:41,610 --> 01:29:43,612 [ Siren Continues ] 1358 01:29:43,646 --> 01:29:47,416 TELL THEM WHO I AM. SAY IT'S OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 1359 01:30:03,566 --> 01:30:05,601 CAN I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, SIR? 1360 01:30:05,634 --> 01:30:09,304 OFFICER, DISTRICT ATTORNEY JOHN SLADE IS BACK THERE. 1361 01:30:09,337 --> 01:30:12,274 WE'RE ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 1362 01:30:12,307 --> 01:30:15,143 [ Clears Throat ] 1363 01:30:15,177 --> 01:30:17,145 HE IS? 1364 01:30:18,681 --> 01:30:21,016 [ Clears Throat, Spits ] 1365 01:30:28,991 --> 01:30:32,427 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU STARIN' AT? 1366 01:30:32,461 --> 01:30:35,731 HANG ONTO THAT. DON'T LET ANYBODY TOUCH IT TILL THE GRAND JURY HEARS IT. 1367 01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:37,733 YES, SIR. 1368 01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:42,104 MOM, WE'RE HOME, AND DAD'S NOT A DOG ANYMORE! 1369 01:30:42,137 --> 01:30:44,039 OH! 1370 01:30:47,175 --> 01:30:49,177 [ Chuckles ] 1371 01:30:52,347 --> 01:30:55,484 [ Both Laughing ] 1372 01:31:03,025 --> 01:31:05,427 "THREE LOAVES OF RYE BREAD, COLD CUTS, THE DIP, 1373 01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:09,297 A CHERRY PIE, SOME PAPER PLATES AND CUPS, NAPKINS." 1374 01:31:09,331 --> 01:31:11,333 HI! HI! HOW YA DOIN', PARTNER? 1375 01:31:11,366 --> 01:31:14,136 OH, HI, ELWOOD... UH, MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 1376 01:31:14,169 --> 01:31:16,772 WE'RE SHOPPING FOR OUR ANNOUNCEMENT PARTY. 1377 01:31:16,805 --> 01:31:20,108 WELL, WE'LL BE THERE. AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY BUDDIES. 1378 01:31:20,142 --> 01:31:22,778 ANYTHING THEY WANT. BYE. 1379 01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:24,980 OKAY. [ Chuckles ] 1380 01:31:25,013 --> 01:31:28,551 I GUESS YOU BETTER MAKE THAT 16 PORTERHOUSE STEAKS. OKAY. 1381 01:31:28,584 --> 01:31:30,586 COME ON.