1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:10,578 [ Crowd Roaring ] 2 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,426 GO ON, STJEPAN! GO ON, MY BOY! 3 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:29,763 WATCH YOUR BROTHER. THE GREATEST SOCCER HERO IN ALL OF YUGOSLAVIA. 4 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:33,934 YOU WATCH, YOU LEARN! I'M TRYING, PAPA. 5 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,345 [ Crowd Cheering Wildly ] 6 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,879 [ Crowd ] GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! 7 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,982 AAH! 8 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,726 [ Goats Bleating ] 9 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,196 AWW. 10 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,465 WATCH THIS, GUS. 11 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:14,442 - OHH! - ANDY! ANDY! 12 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,978 ANDY! ANDY! 13 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,481 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 14 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:26,454 GIVE ME YOUR HAND, SON. 15 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,989 [ Grunts ] [ Sighs ] 16 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,927 [ Coughs ] [ Sighs ] 17 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:39,833 SEE, MAMA? NOW WE HAVE TWO HEROES. 18 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:44,505 ONE SOCCER HERO AND ONE DEEP-SEA DIVER. BAH! 19 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:51,612 ANDY. OH, BE A GOOD BOY. 20 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,681 STAY WITH BUTTERFLY COLLECTION, HUH? 21 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,652 [ Cries ] [ Coughs ] 22 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,167 AH, I GIVE UP. 23 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:17,338 I WISH I NEVER HAD TO SEE A SOCCER BALL AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE. 24 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,540 [ Whinnies ] 25 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,010 [ Ball Whistling ] 26 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,953 GUS? COULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN? 27 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,588 [ Neighs ] 28 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,863 READY, GUS. OICH! 29 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,565 [ Ball Whistling ] 30 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:02,350 MY FATHER GETS THE PAPER FROM YUGOSLAVIA. I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. 31 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:07,488 YEAH. YEAH. THANKS, DEBBIE, BUT EVEN IF I WAS YUGOSLAVIAN, 32 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,258 I'D HAVE TROUBLE LAUGHING THESE DAYS. 33 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:13,894 BUT A MULE THAT KICKS 100-YARD SOCCER GOALS IS KINDA TERRIFIC, DON'T YOU THINK? 34 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:19,267 YEAH. ESPECIALLY SINCE WE GOT NOBODY THAT CAN KICK ANY KIND OF BALL FIVE YARDS. 35 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,637 [ Door Closes ] 36 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,580 THIS IS MONAGHAN, MR. COOPER, AGAINST THE PACKERS. [ Sniffs ] 37 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,047 [ Crowd Cheering ] 38 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,625 [ Whistle Blowing ] 39 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,542 [ Whistle Blowing ] 40 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,744 [ Grunts, Groans ] 41 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,383 THAT ONE COST US A 15-YARD PENALTY, IF I REMEMBER. 42 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:13,754 YEAH. THAT WAS THE SMALLEST LOSS WE HAD ALL DAY. 43 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,429 [ Crowd Booing ] 44 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,288 [ Grunts, Groans ] 45 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:56,263 - [ Whistle Blowing ] - UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT MONAGHAN, MR. COOPER? 46 00:04:56,296 --> 00:05:00,167 TRADE HIM TO THE PACKERS. THEY OUGHTA LOVE HIM. 47 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,670 HE PLAYED A BETTER GAME FOR THEM THAN HE DID FOR US. 48 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,339 [ Laughs ] YES, SIR. 49 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,309 OH, UH, THIS IS LINDSTROM, AGAINST THE RAMS. 50 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,245 [ Crowd Cheering ] 51 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,957 [ Whistle Blowing ] 52 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:01,094 WHAT WAS HE DOIN'? WAVIN' TO HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE STANDS? 53 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:04,398 WELL, I DON'T THINK SO, MR. COOPER. UH, LINDSTROM'S MARRIED. 54 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:07,234 MM. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE'S ASKING FOR MORE MONEY. 55 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,437 WHAT? HE MUST BE OUT OF HIS HEAD. 56 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,206 AND THAT WAS THE BLOW THAT DID IT. 57 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,477 UH, THIS IS ZEBROWSKI, MR. COOPER. 58 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:48,576 WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT ZEBROWSKI, MR. COOPER? 59 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,278 - TRY THE FALCONS. - UH, THEY DON'T WANT HIM. 60 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,113 UH, I DON'T THINK WE GOT ANYBODY THEY WANT. 61 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:57,618 COACH, WE GOT NOBODY WE WANT. 62 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,654 [ Laughs ] 63 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:04,024 UH, HERE'S, UH, VANOWEN, MR. COOPER. [ Laughs ] 64 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,995 [ Cooper ] HE'S THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT IN OUR ENTIRE OFFENSE. 65 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,836 [ Crowd Cheers ] 66 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,441 WELL, I WAS THINKING, MAYBE IF, UH, 67 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,277 THE OTHER PLAYERS PROMISE NOT TO CONGRATULATE SO HARD, 68 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,381 WE COULD COAX HIM OUT OF RETIREMENT? 69 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,685 [ Projector Clicks ] [ Cooper ] DEBBIE? WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 70 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:08,455 I BROUGHT YOUR ASPIRIN, MR. COOPER. OH, GOOD. 71 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,958 YOU'VE SEEN THESE FILM CLIPS, HAVEN'T YOU? 72 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,027 MR. COOPER, I SAW ALL THE GAMES. 73 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,630 MM-HMM. [ Swallows, Exhales ] 74 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:21,301 ALL RIGHT, OUTSIDE OF ROB CARGIL AT MIDDLE LINEBACKER, WHAT HAVE WE GOT? 75 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,470 OH, WE GOT A PRETTY GOOD DEFENSE, MR. COOPER. 76 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,607 OUR BOYS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO HIT A FEW PEOPLE. [ Sniffs, Laughs ] 77 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,612 [ Groaning ] 78 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:47,227 [ Crowd Booing ] 79 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,430 IF WE CAN ONLY TEACH 'EM WHICH TEAM TO HIT-- 80 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,375 * [ "Washington Post March" ] 81 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,516 MEN, WE'RE COMIN' OFF A TOUGH SEASON, 82 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:13,286 BUT THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME. 83 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,623 NOW, AS WE OPEN TRAINING CAMP, 84 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:19,526 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE SOME OF MY NEW COACHES-- SOME OF MY ASSISTANTS. 85 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,795 NOW, WITH THE HELP OF THESE MEN, 86 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:26,566 I'M GONNA TURN THE CALIFORNIA ATOMS INTO A SOLID BALL TEAM. 87 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,615 I SEE YA GOT THE SAME OLD FACES BEHIND THOSE BATONS. 88 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:45,452 WELL, A LOT OF THOSE ATOMETTES HAVE BEEN WITH THE ORGANIZATION A FEW YEARS, MR. COOPER. 89 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,655 IT'S PRETTY TOUGH TO JUST, YOU KNOW, LET 'EM GO. 90 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,823 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE GETTIN' SO CLOSE TO THEIR PENSIONS. 91 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,225 [ Laughs ] BUT LISTEN TO THIS. 92 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:56,129 I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A LOT OF THOUGHT, AND I HAVE COME UP WITH A CLEVER NEW IDEA. 93 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,265 YOU'RE REDECORATIN' THEIR WHEELCHAIRS. 94 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,500 NO. NO, NO, NO, LISTEN. 95 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,970 STARTING THIS FALL, FOR ALL ATOMETTES, 96 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:07,507 IF YOU'RE TEN YEARS MARRIED OR GOT THREE KIDS, YOU'RE OUT. 97 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:11,111 * [ "Washington Post March" Continues ] 98 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,751 ONE THING, THIS BAND SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE ONE LAST YEAR. 99 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,486 IT CERTAINLY DOES. 100 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,689 * 101 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,931 [ Yelling, Crying ] 102 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,166 * [ Music Continues ] 103 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,808 [ Needle Scrapes, Music Stops ] 104 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,679 ONE THING I THOUGHT I COULD COUNT ON WAS A DECENT HALFTIME SHOW... 105 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,881 THAT WOULD PULL IN A FEW PEOPLE. 106 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,450 WHEN A MAN'S RELATIVES STOP ASKING FOR FREE PASSES, HE'S IN TROUBLE. 107 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,453 BUT I GOT LOTS MORE TALENT FOR YOU TO SEE, MR. COOPER. WAIT'LL YOU SEE THIS. 108 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,957 - UH, ELIZABETH? - ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO! 109 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,559 ELIZABETH? YEAH? 110 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:03,196 DO SOME OF THOSE WONDERFUL LITTLE FLIP-FLOPS FOR MR. COOPER. 111 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,565 OH, SURE, MR. BARNSDALE. 112 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,539 [ Band Laughing ] 113 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,179 VERY NICE, ELIZABETH. VERY NICE. 114 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,720 THAT SHOULD BRING IN A FEW PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY DOCTORS. 115 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:30,357 I GOT SOME OTHER GREAT IDEAS, MR. COOPER. I SAW THIS ACT ON TV. 116 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,860 THIS ELEPHANT ACTUALLY TWIRLS A BATON WITH ITS TRUNK. 117 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,763 NOW I FIGURE WE JUST DRESS HIM UP LIKE-- JOE, IF I WANTED AN ANIMAL ACT, 118 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:39,332 I'D GET THAT YUGOSLAVIAN MULE WHO KICKS 100-YARD SOCCER GOALS. 119 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:43,070 OH, YEAH. DEBBIE SHOWED ME THAT STORY. EVEN I'D PAY TO SEE THAT, I THINK. 120 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,538 MIGHT BE WORTH A LOOK, IF IT'S FOR REAL. 121 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,841 ALL IT TAKES IS A ROUND-TRIP TICKET TO YUGOSLAVIA FOR ME TO FIND OUT. 122 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:52,445 NO, NO. TAKES MORE THAN THAT. TAKES SOMEONE TO LOAN ME THE MONEY TO BUY YOU THE TICKET. 123 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,015 COACH LOOMIS: LINEMAN'S CALISTHENICS. 124 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,350 COACH MEADOWS: BLACKBOARD DRILL. 125 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,353 COACH BRODY: POSTGAME FILMS. 126 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,455 ALL RIGHT, I GUESS THAT ABOUT COVERS IT FOR THE COACHES. 127 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,292 - NOW, HOW MANY PLAYERS WE GOT HERE? - NONE. 128 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,161 - NONE? - THEY'RE NOT DUE TILL TOMORROW. 129 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,398 OH, WELL, THEN WE'LL JUST, UH-- 130 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,168 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO WORK, MEN. 131 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:25,578 UNBELIEVABLE. UN-BE-LIEV-ABLE! 132 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,381 THAT'S RIGHT, OPERATOR. TO THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA. 133 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:32,619 THE MESSAGE READS, "MULE FOR REAL. NEVER MISSES AT 100 YARDS." 134 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,759 UH, OPERATOR? "SOMETIMES MISSES AT 110." 135 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:45,765 - HOO-HOO-HOO! - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. COOPER? 136 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:49,602 IT MIGHT JUST BE AN EXPENSIVE BOMB. I'M NOT SURE I'M THAT DESPERATE. 137 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,174 MR. COOPER? 138 00:12:56,543 --> 00:13:00,948 I THINK WE'VE GOT IT. AAH! AAH! 139 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,484 WIRE JOE. SIGN THAT MULE. 140 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:10,090 [ Sighs ] DO YOU WANT THAT CARD, ROB? 141 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,192 [ Rings ] 142 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,964 HELLO? OH, HI, MR. COOPER. 143 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,700 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BABY-SIT A YUGOSLAVIAN MULE AND HIS TRAINER? 144 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,503 THEY SIGNED! GOT HIS HOOFPRINT RIGHT ON THE DOTTED LINE. 145 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,173 THEY SIGNED THE MULE FOR THE HALFTIME SHOW. 146 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,675 OH, BOY, THE FANS'LL SURE GET A KICK OUT OF THAT. [ Laughs ] 147 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,344 BUT I GOTTA ASK YA A FAVOR, DEBBIE. 148 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,646 SINCE THE TRAINER'S YUGOSLAVIAN, AND YOU'RE YUGOSLAVIAN-- 149 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,549 WELL, MY PARENTS ARE-- CLOSE ENOUGH. 150 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:41,855 I'M PUTTIN' YOU ON DETACHED DUTY AND ASSIGNING YOU TO THIS KID, ANDY, FOR A WEEK OR SO... 151 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,456 TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTIN' HOMESICK. 152 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,058 WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE ANY FOLK DANCING, 153 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,994 BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO MAKE HIM FEEL AT HOME. OKAY? 154 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:51,064 - BYE. - BYE. 155 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:54,234 WHAT ARE YOU PROMISIN', ANYWAY? ARE WE GOIN' TOGETHER OR NOT? 156 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,704 WELL, IT'S ONLY FOR A WEEK OR SO. MR. COOPER'S ORDERS. 157 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:14,922 [ P.A. Announcer ] ALL INCOMING PASSENGERS FROM TRANS WORLD AIRLINES FLIGHT702, 158 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,690 PLEASE CLAIM YOUR BAGGAGE AT THE STREET ENTRANCE. 159 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:24,331 - ANDY? - YES, ANDY. 160 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,201 - DEBBIE! - UH, GUS. 161 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,636 UH, WELL, I'LL SEE YA IN A MINUTE. 162 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,740 [ Coaches Shouting ] COME ON. LET'S GO. TUCK IN THAT BALL. 163 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:37,177 FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT BALL. WAY TO GO! 164 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:41,248 INTRODUCING THE GREATEST HALFTIME ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, 165 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,950 DIRECT FROM YUGOSLAVIA. 166 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,920 HEY, ROB. THROW ANDY A BALL. 167 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,923 YES, SIR, MR. COOPER. 168 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,724 HERE YOU GO, KID. 169 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,228 - [ Groaning ] - WELCOME TO THE NFL. 170 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,597 YOU OKAY, KID? O-OH, Y-YES, SIR. 171 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:01,734 M-MY BROTHER DOES IT A-ALL THE TIME. 172 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:06,139 OKAY. NOW, I WANT YOU TO SEE THAT MULE KICK THIS BALL. 173 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,241 UH, MR. COOPER? HMM? 174 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:13,313 - GUS HAS NEVER KICKED A BALL LIKE THIS BEFORE. - CAN'T YOU GET HIM TO TRY? 175 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,316 FOR THE KIND OF MONEY I LAID OUT, I'M AT LEAST ENTITLED TO SEE HIM MISS. 176 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,318 GO AHEAD, ANDY. JUST TRY IT. 177 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,487 [ Sighs ] 178 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,824 GO ON. 179 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,697 [ Coaches Chattering ] 180 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,840 WITH YOUR FINGER. HOLD IT WITH YOUR FINGER, KID. 181 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,178 [ Cooper ] THERE. OKAY. 182 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:48,815 - NOW, HOW DO YOU GET HIM TO KICK? - I USUALLY JUST YELL, "OICH." 183 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,385 [ Whistling ] 184 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,356 AH-HA-HA! 185 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,459 RIGHT. IF THAT'S NO FLUKE, YOU MIGHT HAVE COME UP WITH A WINNER, HANK. 186 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,695 YEAH. A HALFTIME SHOW THAT'LL LET THE ATOMS FANS FORGET ABOUT THE TEAM. 187 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,168 WELL, SO FAR, IN THEIR OPENING EXHIBITION GAME, 188 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,937 THE ATOMS HAVEN'T DISAPPOINTED US A BIT, FOLKS. 189 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,805 TWENTY SECONDS TO GO IN THE FIRST HALF. 190 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:16,543 IT'S THE CLEVELAND BROWNS 27, THE CALIFORNIA ATOMS 0. 191 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,346 MANDERS IN KICK FORMATION FOR CLEVELAND. HE STANDS ON HIS OWN 30. 192 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,181 THERE'S THE SNAP. IT'S-- OH, IT'S OVER HIS HEAD! 193 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,183 IT'S TRICKLING BACK TO THE 25, THE 20, THE 15! 194 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:27,820 A SCRAMBLE FOR THE BALL-- AND ROB CARGIL HAS IT FOR THE ATOMS! 195 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,622 THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT! THAT'S THE WAY. 196 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:34,961 FIELD GOAL TEAM, FIELD GOAL TEAM. EVERYONE, OUT OF THE WAY! 197 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,665 UH-- WAY TO GO, BIG FELLA! NICE GOIN'! 198 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:42,369 OKAY. GARCIA, WHY AREN'T YOU IN UNIFORM? 199 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:46,239 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE ONE OF THE COACHES. OKAY, O'BRIEN! O'BRIEN! 200 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,376 WHERE'S MY PLACEKICKER? HE JUST WENT OUT TO KICK A FIELD GOAL, COACH. 201 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,911 OH. YEAH. GOOD. THANKS. OKAY. 202 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,647 THIS WILL BE THE ATOMS' FIRST SCORE OF THE BALL GAME. 203 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:59,186 LET'S SEE. IT'S, UH, O'BRIEN. O'BRIEN LINES UP FOR WHAT SHOULD BE AN EASY THREE POINTS. 204 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,628 - [ Whistling ] - [ Crowd Laughing ] 205 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,570 [ Announcer ] NOW, FOLKS, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 206 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:22,008 YOU'VE READ ABOUT THEM IN THE PAPERS. NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THEM IN PERSON. 207 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,845 HERE THEY ARE, DIRECT FROM YUGOSLAVIA, ANDY... 208 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,415 AND HIS MIRACLE MULE, GUS! 209 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,916 * [ Fanfare ] 210 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,760 [ Announcer ] I'LL SAY THIS, FOLKS. IF ANDY AND HIS FRIEND GUS... 211 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,762 ARE HALF AS GOOD AS THEIR PRESS NOTICES, 212 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:46,666 THE FANS HERE WILL GET A LOT MORE TO CHEER ABOUT THAN THEY DID IN THAT FIRST HALF! 213 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:53,106 S-SO MANY PEOPLE. I DON'T THINK I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS. 214 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,807 [ Crowd Groaning ] 215 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,048 WHAT'S HE DOIN' TO ME? IT'S THE CROWD, MR. COOPER. I THINK HE'S FRIGHTENED. 216 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,552 WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I'LL GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO BE FRIGHTENED ABOUT. 217 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,121 DAH! [ Crowd Booing ] 218 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:11,291 CAN WE HELP YOU, MR. COOPER? YEAH, GET OUT THERE AND DO SOMETHING. 219 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:15,462 THE PYRAMID? YEAH, THE LEANING TOWER, ANYTHING. GO ON, GO ON! 220 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,565 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. FORM IT UP. 221 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,168 AND, UH, ONE AND TWO AND ONE AND TWO-- 222 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,439 [ Braying ] 223 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,841 MR. COOPER! THEY'RE COMING BACK! 224 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,847 [ Crowd Cheering ] 225 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,187 WELL, AT LEAST THE CROWD'S LAUGHING, MR. COOPER. 226 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,555 THEY'RE GONNA LAUGH ME RIGHT INTO BANKRUPTCY. 227 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,294 [ Drumroll ] 228 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,765 NOW, REMEMBER, GIRLS. THIS ONE'S FOR MR. COOPER. 229 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,035 YEAH, FOR MR. COOPER. [ Grunting, Groaning ] 230 00:18:56,068 --> 00:19:01,441 IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUS. I FEEL BETTER NOW. THANKS. 231 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,210 [ Screaming ] 232 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,515 - READY, GUS? - [ Brays ] 233 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:14,020 - OICH! - [ Whistling ] 234 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,556 TA-DA! 235 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,326 - OH! OH! - [ Crowd Applauds ] 236 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,329 - GREAT! - [ Shrieking ] 237 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,536 [ Screaming, Laughter ] 238 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:33,039 WELL, THERE'S A NEW WRINKLE IN ATOMLAND. NOT THE ATOMS. 239 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:37,877 THEY HAVE THE SAME OLD ONES, AND THE OLD WRINKLES LOST TO THE BROWNS 41 TO ZIP TONIGHT. 240 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,914 BUT THAT HALFTIME SHOW, WITH ANDY AND THE MULE GUS, THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE AGAIN. 241 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,718 AFTER A SHAKY START, THE FOUR-LEGGED ATOM PUT THREE 100-YARD KICKS... 242 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,520 STRAIGHT THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS. 243 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,390 HANK COOPER MAY HAVE FOUND HIMSELF A REAL DRAWING CARD. 244 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:54,661 QUESTION IS, WILL IT BE ENOUGH TO PULL THE EX-GARBAGE KING OUT OF THE DUMPS? 245 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:59,266 FINANCIAL, THAT IS. THIS SPORTSCASTER DOESN'T THINK SO. 246 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:06,205 - CIGAR, CHARLIE? - HANK, WHENEVER YOU OFFER ME A CIGAR, 247 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,709 OLD FRIENDS START TO BECOME CUNNING ENEMIES. 248 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,880 CHARLIE, CHARLIE, CHARLIE! 249 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,683 HOW LONG WE BEEN PLAYIN' POKER TOGETHER? 250 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,753 TWENTY YEARS? TWENTY-FIVE? SURE, THAT'S HOW I GOT TALKED INTO THE NOTE. 251 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,256 WELL, WHAT I'M GETTIN' AT, CHARLIE, IS THIS. 252 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:29,095 YOU'RE A MAN WHO LIKES TO TAKE A CHANCE, AND I THINK I GOT A DEAL FOR YA. 253 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,633 - LIKE WHAT? - LIKE, SAY, WE MAKE A BET. 254 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:38,070 LIKE, SAY, IF I WIN, I KEEP THE CLUB. 255 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:42,409 IF I LOSE, YOU BUY IT-- AT YOUR PRICE. 256 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,281 WELL, NOW, THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WHAT'S YOUR WAGER? 257 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:51,584 [ Puffing ] I SAY... THE ATOMS... 258 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:55,221 WIN... HALF THEIR BALL GAMES. 259 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,123 WHA-- SEVEN GAMES? 260 00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,293 - [ Guffaws ] - [ Guffaws ] 261 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:04,230 TH-THAT'S MORE THAN THEY WON IN THE LAST TEN YEARS PUT TOGETHER. 262 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,233 - NOT A BAD BET, HUH? - YE-- WELL, NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 263 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,502 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S THE CATCH? 264 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:13,440 - NO CATCH. - WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF A NUT? 265 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,309 CHARLIE, I'M UP THE CREEK. 266 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,479 FLAT. ZIPPO. 267 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,382 HOW 'BOUT IT? IS IT A BET? 268 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:28,120 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HANK. HUH? 269 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,156 I GOT A BETTER BET FOR YA. 270 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:35,495 WHAT'S THAT? ANY TEAM THAT CAN GO FROM ZERO TO SEVEN WINS... 271 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,830 CAN GO FROM ZERO TO THE SUPER BOWL. 272 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:41,200 THE SUPER BOWL? THE BET WAS YOUR IDEA, HANK. 273 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,470 IF YOU WANNA HANG ON TO YOUR TEAM-- 274 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,674 - THE SUPER BOWL? - I'LL REFINANCE YOU FOR ONE YEAR. 275 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:53,380 YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL AND WIN IT OR YOU LOSE THE TEAM. 276 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:57,384 CH-CHARLIE, I WANNA HANG ON TO THAT TEAM, BUT YOU'RE DIGGIN' MY GRAVE. 277 00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,219 HANK. WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR? 278 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,691 HI, ANDY. HOW DO YOU LIKE LUKOM'S RANCH? 279 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,193 VERY MUCH. IT REMINDS ME OF HOME. 280 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:10,196 WELL, A LETTER FROM YUGOSLAVIA CAME TO THE OFFICE. 281 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,865 MY FAMILY! MAYBE PAPA GOT THE CLIPPING. 282 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,334 OH, BOY, I BET THEY'RE PROUD OF YOU. 283 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,406 OH, COULD I HAVE THE STAMP? SURE. 284 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:27,480 BAD NEWS? GOOD NEWS, ABOUT MY BROTHER, STJEPAN, 285 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,383 AND PAPA SAYS THAT HE PLAYED BRILLIANTLY AGAINST BRAZIL. 286 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:35,087 STJEPAN KICKED FOUR GOALS AND WON THE GAME SINGLE-HANDED. 287 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,859 THAT'S GREAT, BUT WH-- WHERE DOES IT MENTION YOU? 288 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,263 IN THE P.S. 289 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,333 "WE RECEIVED YOUR NEWSPAPER CLIPPING BUT COULD NOT READ IT... 290 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,335 "BECAUSE OF THE CAVIAR THAT WAS SPILLED ON IT... 291 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,104 DURING STJEPAN'S VICTORY CELEBRATION." 292 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,808 [ Andy ] SAME OLD PAPA. 293 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,845 ISN'T THERE SOMETHING I COULD DO? 294 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,047 HOW ABOUT WRITING YOU A CHEERFUL LETTER? 295 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:06,453 OR MAYBE GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT? 296 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,856 OHH. I MADE A DATE WITH ROB. 297 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,192 - OH. - YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM VERY MUCH LATELY, 298 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,094 AND I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD BREAK IT. 299 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:19,265 - YEAH. I UNDERSTAND. - OTHERWISE I'D LOVE TO. 300 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,933 [ Andy ] YEAH. [ Groans ] 301 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:26,238 - GUS! WHAT IS IT? - [ Groaning ] 302 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,107 I'LL CALL THE VET AND CANCEL THE DATE WITH ROB. 303 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,609 OH, NO, NO. YOU GO AHEAD. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 304 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,812 DON'T BE SILLY. IF GUS IS SICK, I WANT TO BE HERE. 305 00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:36,516 - IT'S OKAY. YOU'LL BE OKAY. - [ Groaning Continues ] 306 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:42,822 I'D LIKE TO SAY I CURED HIM, 307 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:45,124 BUT THIS MULE'S HEALTHY AS A HORSE. 308 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,292 I'LL SEE YOU FOLKS. 309 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:49,328 IT WAS LIKE A MIRACLE THAT HE RECOVERED. 310 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,163 YES. [ Laughs ] 311 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:54,967 YOU KNOW, IN MY COUNTRY, WHEN A DINNER DATE IS CANCELED, IT'S CANCELED. 312 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,504 I THINK I LIKE YOUR CUSTOMS. 313 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,138 AND YOUR MIRACLES. 314 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,307 [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ] 315 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:08,581 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THAT DEBBIE STOOD ME UP FOR TWO HOURS IN FRONT OF A CHINESE RESTAURANT. 316 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,250 AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHINESE FOOD! 317 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,988 HEY, SHE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU'D GONE. 318 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:19,659 SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GUS THE MULE BEING SICK AND HER TAKING CARE OF HIM. 319 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:24,497 GUS THE MULE? I GOT THAT YUGOSLAV COMIN' OUTTA MY EARS. 320 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,833 HELLO. IS DEBBIE THERE? 321 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,969 - NO, SHE ISN'T. - WHERE IS SHE? OUT BACK WITH THE MULE? 322 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:34,473 NO, SHE'S OUT WITH ANDY. LEFT FOR THE DRIVE-IN MOVIE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 323 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:39,311 - ANY MESSAGE? - YEAH, BUT I'LL DELIVER IT MYSELF. 324 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,586 [ Tires Squealing ] 325 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:22,354 DEBBIE? DEBBIE, WOULD YOU MIND STEPPIN' OUT? 326 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:25,491 DEBBIE, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 327 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,696 ALL RIGHT, IF YOU WON'T COME OUT, THEN I'M COMIN' IN. AAH. 328 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:35,434 I THOUGHT WE HAD A DA-- I-- SORRY. 329 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,442 I AM REALLY SORRY. 330 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:49,381 OH, BOY, AM I SORRY. 331 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,219 * OH, SAY, DOES THAT 332 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:57,757 * STAR-SPANGLED BANNER 333 00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:02,962 * YET WAVE 334 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:09,035 * O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE 335 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:14,807 * AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE 336 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:17,443 [ Applause ] 337 00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:21,113 IT'S THE HOME OF THE BRAVE, ALL RIGHT. CAN'T BE MORE THAN A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT. 338 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,249 WELL, WE SAW WHAT THE FANS THOUGHT OF THE MULE. 339 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,652 NOW I GUESS WE'RE SEEING WHAT THEY THINK OF THE TEAM. 340 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,955 THIS IS JOHNNY UNITAS, AND HERE'S MY GOOD FRIEND AND COHORT-- 341 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:31,557 WELL, HOWDY THERE, FOOTBALL FANS. YOU, TOO, MOTHER. 342 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,326 PEPPER ALLEN HERE. JUST DOWN ON THE FIELD COLLECTING SOME STATS. 343 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,963 AND IT'S JUST ABOUT KICKOFF TIME. 344 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,498 TIME TO WELCOME THE OLD PEPPER POT INTO YOUR LIVING ROOMS... 345 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:43,335 FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF GREAT, GREAT FOOTBALL ON FOOTBALL NIGHT OF THE WEEK. 346 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:48,340 WEEK AFTER WEEK, I'LL BE WITH YA, STEP BY STEP, NAME BY NAME, GAME BY GAME, 347 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,978 AND, OF COURSE, SITTIN' RIGHT HERE BESIDE ME, I'LL HAVE MY OLD BUDDY JOHNNY UNITAS. 348 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:55,581 HE'LL BE CARRYIN' THE BALL RIGHT ALONG WITH ME, RIGHT, JOHN? RIGHT. 349 00:26:55,614 --> 00:27:00,352 BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, FANS. THE OLD PEPPER POT WILL BE RIGHT HERE TO FALL ON ANY FUMBLES. 350 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:04,691 [ Guffaws ] YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE WATCHIN' A VERY INTERESTING TEAM HERE TONIGHT, FOLKS, 351 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,927 'CAUSE THIS ATOM BALL CLUB HAS NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP! 352 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,464 I MEAN, IT'S A TEAM THAT, DURING THE ENTIRE EXHIBITION SEASON, THEY DIDN'T WIN A SINGLE GAME! 353 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:16,268 STRIKE THAT! THEY DIDN'T SCORE A SINGLE TOUCHDOWN. 354 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,806 STRIKE THAT! COULDN'T BUY A SINGLE POINT. 355 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:24,343 AND IF YOU CAN'T GO UP FROM THERE, FOOTBALL FANS, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO UP FROM. 356 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,345 RIGHT, JOHNNY? RIGHT. 357 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,181 HEY, HAVE WE GOT SOME INTERESTING MATCH-UPS FOR YOU TONIGHT. 358 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:32,785 THROUGH THE MAGIC OF PEPPER'S PROFILES, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AN INSIGHT... 359 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,222 ON SOME OF THE PLAYERS WHO'LL BE MAKIN' IT HAPPEN RIGHT DOWN THERE ON THE FIELD. 360 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:39,125 WOULD YOU ROLL THAT FILM, PLEASE, BACK THERE? 361 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,360 EXCUSE ME, PEPPER. THEY'RE ABOUT TO KICK OFF. 362 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,229 WHO? OH! 363 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,364 THE GREEN BAY PACKERS, FOLKS. THEY'RE LINING UP. 364 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,733 AND WE'RE READY TO GO. 365 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:51,537 [ Whistle, Drumroll, Crowd Shouting ] 366 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,240 ROY REALLY GOT HIS TOE INTO THAT ONE. RIGHT IN AND OUT OF THE END ZONE. 367 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:57,209 YEAH! THE ATOMS GET THE FIRST BREAK OF THE BALL GAME. 368 00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:01,047 THEY DON'T HAVE TO RUN IT BACK! [ Laughing ] 369 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,651 ALL RIGHT, OFFENSE! OFFENSE! GET IN THERE AND STICK IT TO 'EM! 370 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:10,089 YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A JOHNNY UNITAS TO KNOW THAT THE ONLY CHANCE THOSE ATOMS HAVE... 371 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,590 IS TO PASS THAT BALL, RIGHT, JOHNNY? 372 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,860 RIGHT. TAKE IT FROM THE OLD PEPPER. 373 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,895 NOW, IF I WERE THAT QUARTERBACK, I-I'D COME RIGHT OUT THROWIN'! 374 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,831 THROW, THROW, THROW! 375 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:22,701 FOUR! 68! HUT! [ Players Grunt, Referee Blows Whistle ] 376 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,438 THEY CAME OUT THROWING, ALL RIGHT. 377 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:29,675 THEY GOT THROWN BACK FOR FOUR YARDS, MAKING IT SECOND AND 14. 378 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:33,412 GET SET! 53! 41! HUT! 379 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,681 [ Grunts, Groans ] 380 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,884 [ Crowd Groaning ] 381 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,419 [ Whistle Blowing ] 382 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,789 [ Crowd Booing, Heckling ] 383 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:50,797 ELLIS IS DROPPING BACK. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE TAKING YOUR ADVICE, PEPPER. THEY'RE GONNA PASS. 384 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:53,565 [ Players ] OH, NO! 385 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,969 - [ Crowd Applauds ] - WELL, IT'S FOURTH DOWN AND 18. I GUESS WE BETTER PUNT. 386 00:28:57,003 --> 00:29:00,139 HOLD IT! UH, YOU DON'T WANT TO PUNT, MR. COOPER? 387 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:03,475 WE'RE GOING FOR THE FIELD GOAL, COACH. FROM OUR OWN 12 YARD LINE? 388 00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:07,146 IF O'BRIEN TURNED AROUND AND KICKED THE OTHER WAY, HE COULDN'T MAKE A FIELD GOAL. 389 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:10,749 IT'S A FIELD GOAL, COACH. 390 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:15,454 - YEAH, BUT WHA-- - [ Mule Snorts ] 391 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:20,092 [ Crowd Laughs ] 392 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,461 UH-OH. A LITTLE CONFUSION DOWN THERE. 393 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:25,164 THE MULE HAS ROMPED ONTO THE FIELD. 394 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,269 [ Whistle Blowing ] 395 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,971 YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT? 396 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:35,741 MR. COOPER'S ORDERS. SOMEONE THROWS ME THE BALL, AND I HOLD IT. 397 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:39,245 THEN GUS KICKS IT, AND THEN WE SCORE A TOUCHDOWN. 398 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:43,983 NOT A TOUCHDOWN, YOU YUGOSLAVIAN MIDGET. A FIELD GOAL. THREE POINTS? 399 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:47,319 IF THEY'RE CRAZY ENOUGH TO LET US GET AWAY WITH IT. 400 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:50,156 NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THAT MULE OFF THE FIELD, MR. COOPER, 401 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,824 UNLESS YOU WANNA FORFEIT THE GAME. 402 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:54,426 OH, NO, WE DON'T WANT TO FORFEIT THE GAME, DO WE, MR. COOPER? 403 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,163 WE'RE NOT FORFEITING ANYTHING. 404 00:29:57,196 --> 00:30:00,299 THE MULE STAYS IN, AND HE KICKS. 405 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,871 THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE GONNA LET THAT MULE KICK. 406 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:09,208 THE REFEREE IS TALKING TO SOMEONE ON THE FIELD PHONE, PEPPER. 407 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:13,012 JOHNNY, PLEASE, STICK WITH THE MONEY, JOHN. WAS THE OLD PEPPER POT EVER WRONG? 408 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:16,782 TAKE IT FROM ME. IF THE ATOMS THINK THEY'RE GOING TO LET THAT MULE KICK, 409 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,717 IT'S PIE IN THE SKY, AND I NEVER LIE! 410 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,686 HEH-HEH, THERE'S JUST NO WAY! 411 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,389 HOW 'BOUT THIS WAY-- THERE'S NO WAY! 412 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:27,793 [ Public Address ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 413 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,695 I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO READ A BULLETIN. 414 00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:32,831 ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL RULES OF THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, 415 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,666 RULE 5, SECTION 1, 416 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:38,637 THE GAME IS TO BE PLAYED BY TWO TEAMS OF 11 PLAYERS EACH. 417 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,406 THE RULE BOOK DOES NOT DEFINE THE WORD "PLAYER." 418 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:43,809 THEREFORE, A PLAYER COULD BE A MAN, A WOMAN... 419 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,378 OR ANYONE A TEAM CHOOSES TO REPRESENT THEM ON THE FIELD. 420 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:51,683 AND SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MULE "GUS" WILL BE ALLOWED TO PLAY. 421 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:56,855 AND AS YOU SAY, PEPPER, "THERE'S NO WAY." 422 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,925 [ Cheering ] 423 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,371 [ Braying ] 424 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:13,705 [ Grunting ] OICH! 425 00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:15,307 [ Whistling ] 426 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:18,677 [ Grunts ] 427 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,580 [ Cheering ] * [ Band Playing ] 428 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,264 HANK, THAT MULE WAS A CHEAP TRICK. 429 00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:41,633 WHAT TRICK? YOU SHOVED AN IMPOSSIBLE BET UP MY ARMPIT. 430 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:44,570 - I STUCK YOU WITH A MULE. - WELL, YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT, HANK. 431 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,739 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO MAKE A LITTLE BET ON THAT, TOO, WOULD YOU, CHARLIE? 432 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:55,714 ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL EVENING HERE IN ADAMS STADIUM AND ANOTHER CAPACITY CROWD. 433 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,717 THE FANS IN THESE PARTS HAVE GONE BANANAS. 434 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,253 FOUR WEEKS INTO THE SEASON, AND WHO IS UNDEFEATED, 435 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,755 AND WHO'S IN A TIE FOR FIRST PLACE IN THE WESTERN DIVISION? 436 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:07,893 YES, SIR, OUR OWN ASTOUNDING CALIFORNIA ATOMS. 437 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,896 NOW LET'S GO DOWN TO THE FIELD FOR THE INTRODUCTIONS. 438 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,133 [ Drumroll ] AT 229, NUMBER 50, 439 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,403 FRED STILLWELL. 440 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:21,073 * [ Fanfare ] AT 235, NUMBER 61, 441 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,908 MARVIN SCHNALL. 442 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,511 * [ Fanfare ] AT 250, NUMBER 57, 443 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,946 ROB CARGIL. * [ Fanfare ] 444 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:31,950 AND WEIGHING IN AT 1,374 POUNDS, 445 00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:35,687 NUMBER DOUBLE ZERO, GUS PETROVIC. 446 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:39,125 * [ Fanfare ] [ Crowd Cheering ] 447 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,659 * [ Band Playing ] 448 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,862 ALL RIGHT, MEN, THIS IS ANOTHER TOUGH ONE. 449 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:46,698 I WANT YOU TO GET OUT THERE AND STICK IT RIGHT TO 'EM. 450 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:51,537 THIS IS A 40-MAN TEAM, AND I WANT A 40-MAN EFFORT. 451 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:56,275 ARE YOU WITH ME? [ Team ] YEAH! 452 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,877 [ Braying ] 453 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,684 HERE COMES THE ATOMS' THIRD-DOWN PLAY. 454 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,620 ELLIS IS BACK TO PASS. RECEIVERS ARE WELL-COVERED. HE LOOKS, HE LOOKS-- 455 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:11,023 OH, HE'S SMOTHERED. IT'S ANOTHER BIG LOSS, 456 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:14,293 AND LISTEN TO THOSE ATOMS FANS CHEER! 457 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,695 NEVER HEARD A TEAM CHEERED FOR LOSING GROUND BEFORE, 458 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:19,065 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BE HEARING IT ALL EVENING, FOLKS, 459 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:24,636 'CAUSE WITH FOURTH AND 24 ON THEIR OWN NINE YARD LINE, HERE COMES THE REASON. 460 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,739 [ Drums Playing, Crowd Cheering ] GO GET 'EM, GUS! 461 00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:35,547 READY, GUS? 462 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,387 OICH! 463 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,522 [ Ball Whistling ] 464 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,361 [ Cheering ] * [ Band Playing ] 465 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:51,697 * 466 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,935 [ Debbie ] THAT'S THE WAY TO GO, ANDY! 467 00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,446 SAN FRANCISCO'S BALL, GOOD FIELD POSITION. 468 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,448 REMEMBER, TUCKER LIKES TO THROW THE BALL. 469 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,618 YES, HE'S BACK TO PASS. IT LOOKS. LIKE A SCREEN 470 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,023 AND CARGIL IS OVER FAST TO COVER. 471 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,725 [ Grunts ] [ Whistle Blowing ] 472 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,230 [ Crowd Booing ] 473 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:27,799 KID. KID! SAY SOMETHIN'. 474 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,771 I DID IT ALL FOR YOU, PAPA. 475 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,681 * [ Drumbeat ] 476 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,818 [ Brays ] [ Crowd Cheers ] 477 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:49,321 HERE COMES GUS TROTTING OUT ON THE FIELD ONCE AGAIN. 478 00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:52,824 THE QUESTION NOW IS, WHO IS GOING TO HOLD FOR HIM? 479 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:59,131 I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING. 480 00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:02,100 I'VE SEEN MANY PLAYERS CARRIED OFF THE FIELD ON STRETCHERS, FOLKS, 481 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:04,703 BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 482 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,279 [ Whistle Blowing ] 483 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,284 [ Whispers ] OICH. 484 00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:21,553 [ Whistling ] 485 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,623 * [ Band Playing ] 486 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,627 [ Cheering ] 487 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:33,999 CARGIL! CARGIL! 488 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,837 CARGIL! 489 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,673 YOU-- YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN ME. 490 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,475 I SAW WHAT HAPPENED! IT WAS A DELIBERATE HIT. 491 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,677 MR. COOPER, I'M TELLIN' YA. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 492 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:49,047 THEN IT'S A $1,000 ACCIDENT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S COSTIN' YA. 493 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,318 ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. 494 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,320 AND A NEW SUIT! 495 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,856 AND A BOX OF CIGARS! 496 00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:06,832 DON'T WORRY. CAL, THEY'VE WON FOUR IN A ROW. 497 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,901 THEY'RE TIED FOR FIRST PLACE! RELAX, WILL YOU? 498 00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:13,539 WHAT CHANCE HAVE THEY GOT TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL ANYWAY? 499 00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:17,309 [ Snorts ] WHAT CHANCE? WITH THAT FOUR-LEGGED GEORGE BLANDA KICKING FIELD GOALS, 500 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,545 IT IS A DEFINITE POSSIBILITY! 501 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:23,882 ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT WE NEED IS AN EDGE. 502 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,884 YOU GOT SOMETHIN' IN MIND? 503 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:31,257 I'LL WORK ON IT. 504 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:48,073 SPINNER, CRANKCASE, I'VE SPENT TEN YEARS OF MY LIFE OBSERVING YOU TWO MEN. 505 00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:50,108 I'VE SEEN YOU COME IN TOGETHER AND GO OUT TOGETHER. 506 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:53,779 I'VE SEEN YOU COME BACK IN TOGETHER AND GO BACK OUT TOGETHER, 507 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:54,780 AND I'VE SEEN YOU COME BACK IN-- 508 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:56,582 YEAH, YEAH, WARDEN. WE KNOW. 509 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:59,885 YOU SEEN US COME IN TOGETHER, AND YOU SEEN US GO BACK OUT TOGETHER. 510 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:04,290 FOR THE LAST TIME! WE'RE SPLITTIN' UP. 511 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:06,525 WELL, I'M DELIGHTED. 512 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:10,161 THEN I WISH YOU GENTLEMEN BOTH A HAPPIER AND HEALTHIER TOMORROW. 513 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,400 THANK YOU, WARDEN. GOOD LUCK. 514 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,979 [ Car Passing ] 515 00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:38,357 [ Brakes Squeal ] 516 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,687 SLAYKO, LESTER SLAYKO. SPORTS COLUMNIST FOR UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL, MR. LUKOM? 517 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,289 WE THOUGHT THERE'D BE A NICE, WARM HUMAN INTEREST STORY... 518 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:15,160 ABOUT THE RANCH WHERE GUS THE MULE IS STAYING. 519 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:19,431 AND OF COURSE ABOUT THE MAN WHO BOARDS HIM. [ Chuckles ] 520 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:24,269 OH, GOOD, GOOD. WELL, NOW, WOULD YOU MIND IF I ASKED YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS? 521 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:29,207 OH, GOOD, GOOD. NOW, I GATHER THAT GUS SLEEPS IN A BARN. HMM? 522 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:34,145 HIS OWN STALL? WITH SECURITY, I ASSUME? 523 00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:37,383 NO SECURITY AS YET. UH-HUH. 524 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:40,886 NOW, DO YOU DRIVE HIM TO THE STADIUM BEFORE THE GAME? 525 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,723 GORDON HORSE VANS. 526 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,892 UH-HUH. 527 00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:56,435 YEAH, NOW, TH-THAT'S, UH, G-O-R-D-O-N? 528 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:01,239 YEAH. [ Whispers ] CAPITAL G-O-R-- 529 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:15,253 WOW. THAT'S THE FAMOUS MULE, HUH? 530 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,822 WELL, I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YA, ANDY-- 531 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,591 OH, NO, I'M ANDY. THIS IS GUS. 532 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:24,496 OH. YE-- YAH, WELL-- OH, WELL, PARDON ME. I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT NAMES OR FACES. 533 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,331 HAVE YOU DRIVEN US BEFORE? 534 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,701 NO, I JUST GOT OUT. I MEAN, UH, TO THESE PARTS. 535 00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:31,937 YEAH. NO. 536 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,106 WELL, Y-YOU DO KNOW THE WAY TO THE STADIUM. OH, SURE, SURE, SURE. 537 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,943 I'LL GET YOU THERE IN PLENTY OF TIME FOR THE GAME. YEAH. I KNOW A SHORTCUT. 538 00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:41,212 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. UH, WANNA LOAD HIM UP? 539 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,569 CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. THAT SHORTCUT DISAPPEARED. 540 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,738 PERHAPS IF WE TOOK THE LONGCUT IT WOULDN'T USE SO MUCH GASOLINE. 541 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,940 OH, YOU'RE A WORRIER, KID. 542 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:12,811 BY GAME TIME, YOU AND I WILL BE THERE WATCHIN' THAT MULE IN ACTION. 543 00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:28,259 UH, MR. COOPER? MR. LUKOM SAID THEY LEFT ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO. 544 00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:30,729 BY DOG SLED? WELL, MAYBE THEY GOT CAUGHT IN A TRAFFIC JAM. 545 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:34,800 JOE, THEY COULD HAVE BEEN HERE THREE HOURS AGO IF GUS HAD RIDDEN IN ON ANDY. 546 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,636 YEAH, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE GAS, BUT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE MULE. 547 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:40,606 IT'S GAME TIME, AND WE'RE WATCHIN' HIM IN ACTION. 548 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:46,978 DID YA HEAR ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY, CHARLIE? YEAH, HANK. 549 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:50,816 IT'S A SHAME. MULE MISSED THE WHOLE GAME, HUH? 550 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:54,953 YEAH. YEAH! IT WAS THE DARNDEST THING! 551 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:58,857 SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY SLIPPED IN A PHONY DRIVER. 552 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,458 OH, HANK, DELIBERATELY? 553 00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:03,762 NOW, AREN'T YOU EXAGGERATING JUST A LITTLE BIT? 554 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:07,699 MAYBE I AM, CHARLIE, BUT I TELL YOU THIS: 555 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:12,638 IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN, WHOEVER DID IT IS GOING TO GET HIS TAIL FULL OF BUCKSHOT. 556 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:16,508 MEN, THIS IS A PROUD TEAM. 557 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:19,377 THIS SEASON, WE'VE WON FOUR TIMES TOGETHER. 558 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:21,647 NOW, LAST WEEK, WE WENT DOWN TOGETHER, 559 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,450 BUT THE MARK OF A GREAT TEAM IS WHETHER THEY CAN COME BACK TOGETHER! 560 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,353 [ Players ] YEAH! ALL RIGHT! 561 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,488 NOW, FIRST PLACE IS WAITIN' FOR US, MEN. 562 00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:33,491 SO THIS WEEK, WE'RE GONNA GET OFF THE GROUND, 563 00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:36,361 AND WE'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE AND WE'RE GONNA WIN TOGETHER! 564 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:39,397 ARE YOU WITH ME? [ Players Cheering ] 565 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:53,545 [ Andy ] OICH! [ Whistling ] 566 00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:56,347 [ Crowd Cheers ] [ Whistle Blowing ] 567 00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:05,023 [ Cheering, Noisemaker Blowing ] 568 00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:13,264 LET'S COUNT OUR BLESSINGS. 569 00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:17,402 IN A WORLD SAGGING UNDER THE BURDEN OF WAR, ENERGY CRISIS, 570 00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:20,906 BIGOTRY, OVERPOPULATION, CRIME AND INFLATION, 571 00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:24,743 IT'S A COMFORT TO HAVE ANDY AND GUS. 572 00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:26,845 THE MULE IS A WINNER! 573 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,380 [ Chattering, Toasting ] HE'S SOMETHING WE NEED IN OUR DAILY LIFE. 574 00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:34,519 IF HE HADN'T JUST HAPPENED, WE WOULD HAVE HAD TO INVENT HIM. 575 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,288 [ Baby Crying ] FOR MAN NEEDS HOPE... 576 00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:39,791 AND THE ASSURANCE THAT SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, 577 00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:42,360 THINGS ARE GOING TO WORK OUT FOR THE BETTER-- 578 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,597 THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE WINNERS! 579 00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:49,901 AND IT'S TAKEN A SIMPLE MULE FROM YUGOSLAVIA... 580 00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:54,439 TO MAKE THIS AMERICAN DREAM COME TRUE FOR THE CALIFORNIA ATOMS, 581 00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:59,978 WHO ARE NOW TEN AND ONE AND TIED FOR FIRST PLACE IN THE WESTERN DIVISION. 582 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,580 AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET THE YOUNG MAN WHO, WITH HIS MULE, 583 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:06,217 HAS HELPED BRING THE PEOPLES OF THESE TWO GREAT COUNTRIES, 584 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:09,120 AMERICA AND YUGOSLAVIA, TOGETHER? 585 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:12,624 OUR CANDIDATES FOR GOODWILL AMBASSADORS OF THE YEAR: 586 00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:15,961 GUS AND HIS CO-HERO, ANDY PETROVIC. [ Whinnies ] 587 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:20,565 ANDY, YOU'VE CAPTURED THE HEART AND THE IMAGINATION... 588 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,768 OF ALL AMERICA. 589 00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:27,272 I FEEL VERY PROUD. 590 00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:32,243 I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MR. HANK COOPER AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS HELPED ME, 591 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:36,347 AND MOST OF ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GUS. 592 00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:39,350 ANDY, WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 593 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,486 THROUGH THE MAGIC OF TELSTAR, 594 00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:45,323 WE ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A SMALL FARM IN YUGOSLAVIA, 595 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:49,160 WHERE A PROUD FAMILY IS WAITING TO BE REUNITED WITH YOU. 596 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:51,997 COME IN, YUGOSLAVIA! 597 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:56,201 - ANDY! - MAMA! PAPA! 598 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:59,805 IT MUST MAKE YOU VERY PROUD TO HAVE A SON WHO'S A HERO LIKE ANDY, MR. PETROVIC. 599 00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:04,609 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT HERO? 600 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:08,546 THE MULE KICKS, AND ANDY HOLDS THE BALL. 601 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,648 A FINGER IS A HERO? 602 00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:12,517 YOU WANT TO SEE A HERO? 603 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,286 I'LL SHOW YOU A HERO. HAH! 604 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,855 MY BROTHER, STJEPAN. 605 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:21,359 THE GREATEST SOCCER PLAYER IN ALL OF EUROPE. 606 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:25,230 FINE, BUT THIS IS A SALUTE TO ANDY AND-- AND GUS. 607 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:29,067 GOOD. WHILE YOU'RE SALUTING A FINGER, 608 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,670 MAYBE ALSO YOU SHOULD SALUTE A HERO! 609 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,843 [ Announcer ] UH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE VISIT, MR. AND MRS. PETROVIC. 610 00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:43,481 WHAT SOCCER IS TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, FOOTBALL IS TO AMERICA. 611 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:49,721 AND WE CAN ALL PAY TRIBUTE TO THESE NEWLY CROWNED AMERICAN HEROES TOMORROW-- SUNDAY-- 612 00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:52,924 NOW OFFICIALLY CALLED "GUS DAY." 613 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:57,729 AND AS WE CHEER FOR GUS TOMORROW, WE'LL BE CHEERING... 614 00:44:57,763 --> 00:45:01,499 FOR THE MULE IN ALL OF US. 615 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:04,402 A PRIVILEGE TO MEET YOU, INSPECTOR HENDERSON. 616 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:07,272 MAY I ASK THE REASON FOR THE VISIT? 617 00:45:07,305 --> 00:45:10,608 JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOUR BOYS ARE ON THEIR TOES, THAT'S ALL. 618 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,278 WE PEMBERTONS ARE NEVER OFF THEM, SIR. 619 00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:15,513 WE HAVE GUS SECURED IN HIS STABLE, 620 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,683 ALL READY FOR HIS BIG NIGHT TONIGHT. 621 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:22,587 WELL, THEN, CAPTAIN, PERHAPS YOU HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THAT, HUH? 622 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:24,422 HUH? HUH? 623 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:29,795 [ Whistle Blowing ] [ Captain ] MEN! 624 00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:55,353 SHH! 625 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:12,370 [ Screaming ] 626 00:46:17,675 --> 00:46:19,444 [ Whinnies ] 627 00:46:24,682 --> 00:46:28,353 DRINK UP, GUS. TODAY'S YOUR DAY. 628 00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:36,694 * [ Band Playing ] 629 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:45,136 WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO THE BIGGEST CELEBRATION OF THE YEAR. 630 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:49,174 IT LOOKS LIKE THE WHOLE CITY HAS TURNED OUT TO HONOR ITS FAVORITE TWO CITIZENS. 631 00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:53,845 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. THIS STADIUM IS ROCKING WITH GUS FANS! 632 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:56,848 AND LET ME TELL YA. THE SPIRIT IS CATCHING, FOLKS. 633 00:46:56,882 --> 00:47:00,185 AND I DO MEAN CATCHING. 634 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:02,453 WELL, THERE ARE DIGNITARIES FROM ALL OVER THE STATE. 635 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:04,956 THEY'VE COME HERE FOR THE PRE-GAME CEREMONY. 636 00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:08,826 LET'S SEE. THERE'S THE HONORABLE MAYOR, TOM LANSING, AND HIS LOVELY WIFE, LORETTA, 637 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:13,231 AND REPRESENTATIVES OF BOY AND GIRL SCOUTS... 638 00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:19,270 AND OUR OWN BEAUTEOUS ATOMETTES. 639 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,040 [ Crowd Cheering ] 640 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,375 LET'S SEE. THAT ROAR FROM THE CROWD CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING, FOLKS. 641 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:29,014 * [ Fanfare ] YES, HERE COMES ANDY AND GUS IN THEIR PROUDEST MOMENT. 642 00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:31,416 [ Cheering ] 643 00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:45,763 [ Hiccups ] 644 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:59,377 - [ Hiccups ] - [ Crowd Laughing ] 645 00:48:01,779 --> 00:48:03,281 [ Hiccups ] 646 00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:09,287 [ Hiccups ] 647 00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,460 [ Hiccups ] [ Crowd Laughing ] 648 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:19,630 COME ON, GUS. SHAPE UP. 649 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:27,772 [ Grunting ] 650 00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:37,082 LET'S SEE. THE MAYOR IS NOW STEPPING FORWARD TO MAKE THE PRESENTATION. 651 00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:43,254 [ Mule Braying, Mayor Shrieking ] 652 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:46,891 WHOA! HELP! SOMEONE, HELP! 653 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:51,997 - GUS! - WHA-- [ Gasping ] HELP! GET ME UP, SOMEBODY! 654 00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:53,664 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 655 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,701 [ Screaming ] 656 00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:04,775 [ Laughing ] 657 00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:08,980 - GUS! - STOP! STOP! 658 00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:13,451 WHOA! 659 00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:17,422 COME BACK, GUS! 660 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,690 [ Screaming ] 661 00:49:33,671 --> 00:49:35,873 AAH! 662 00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:50,321 WELL, WE'RE SET TO GO, FOLKS. THE EAGLES HAVE WON THE TOSS, AND GUS WILL KICK OFF... 663 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:54,359 AND IF GUS PLAYS WITH HALF THE SPIRIT HE'S SHOWN DURING THE PREGAME CEREMONIES, 664 00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,827 WATCH OUT, EAGLES! 665 00:49:56,861 --> 00:49:59,097 [ Drumroll ] 666 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:01,932 OICH! 667 00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:08,739 - [ Pop ] - [ Braying ] 668 00:50:13,578 --> 00:50:17,182 TSK. SHAME TO SEE YA DROP TO SECOND PLACE, HANK. 669 00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:19,450 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MULE? WAS HE SICK OR WHAT? 670 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:23,488 YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHAT HAPPENED. 671 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:27,858 WE RAN HIS OATS THROUGH A LAB AND MADE AN INTERESTING DISCOVERY. 672 00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:29,894 HOW'D YA LIKE TO TRY A FEW OF THOSE OATS, CHARLIE? 673 00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:32,230 OR DON'T YA DRINK BEFORE BREAKFAST? 674 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:37,535 WELL, ALL I KNOW IS I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO HAS PROBLEMS, 675 00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:38,903 SO I CAME HERE WITH AN OLIVE BRANCH. 676 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:42,940 WHADDYA GOT ON IT, ARSENIC? 677 00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:46,010 HANK, I'M MEETING THE OTHER OFFERS FOR THE TEAM-- 678 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,912 IF YOU SELL RIGHT NOW. 679 00:50:47,945 --> 00:50:50,915 YOUR OFFER COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER TIMED, CHARLIE. 680 00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:55,720 - NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SWEATIN'. - HANK, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH A COLD DECK. 681 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:57,755 COME ON. HOW ABOUT IT? 682 00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:01,459 SORRY, CHARLIE. THERE'S AN OLD YUGOSLAVIAN EXPRESSION. 683 00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:04,562 NEVER SWITCH MULES IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHAVE. 684 00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:16,907 WELL, THE ATOMS REALLY SHOWED 'EM HOW IT'S DONE HERE IN BUFFALO TODAY, FOLKS. 685 00:51:16,941 --> 00:51:19,744 IT WAS GUS 30, THE BILLS 27. 686 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:24,549 THAT MOVES THE CALIFORNIA CLUB INTO A FIRST-PLACE TIE WITH THE RAMS, WHO LOST TODAY, 687 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,285 AND IT SETS UP THE REALLY BIG ONE FOR NEXT WEEK, 688 00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:30,888 WHEN THE ATOMS PLAY THOSE SAME LOS ANGELES RAMS FOR THE DIVISIONAL TITLE. 689 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,791 INCIDENTALLY, FOR WIVES AND SWEETHEARTS WHO WANT TO MEET THE TEAM, 690 00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:37,462 THE ATOMS' PLANE WILL ARRIVE AT 10:30 TONIGHT IN LOS ANGELES. 691 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:39,497 [ Cheering ] 692 00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:47,505 [ Squealing ] HOW ARE YOU? 693 00:52:12,163 --> 00:52:14,432 - OICH! - [ Thudding, Groaning ] 694 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:18,303 [ Whistling ] 695 00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:21,672 TWO THINGS HAPPENED TO ROB CARGIL, THE ATOMS' STAR LINEBACKER TODAY: 696 00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:25,376 HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL, AND HE WENT TO THE MICHIGAN MAMMOTHS. 697 00:52:25,410 --> 00:52:28,879 TOO LATE TO HELP 'EM MUCH THIS YEAR, EVEN IF THEY MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL, 698 00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:30,981 UNLESS YOU MAKE TACKLES FROM A WHEELCHAIR. 699 00:52:31,015 --> 00:52:34,519 THE RUMOR IS THAT ROB WAS THE THIRD SIDE OF ONE OF THOSE ETERNAL TRIANGLES, 700 00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:38,456 AND THERE'S BEEN BAD BLOOD BETWEEN HIM AND ANDY PETROVIC ALL SEASON. 701 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,526 AS FOR ANDY, HE HASN'T GOT A PROBLEM IN THE WORLD THESE DAYS, 702 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:46,030 AS HE AND GUS LEAD THE ATOMS INTO THE DIVISIONAL TITLE GAME THIS SUNDAY. 703 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,034 YES, THIS IS HE SPEAKING. 704 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:53,238 [ Yiddish Accent ] THIS IS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL, MR. PETROVIC. 705 00:52:53,271 --> 00:52:57,242 YES? I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO CALL YOU BY A MISS DEBBIE KOVACS. 706 00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:59,710 DEBBIE? UH, WHAT'S HAPPENED TO DEBBIE? 707 00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:04,014 WELL, THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT, BUT SHE'S IN VERY GOOD HANDS. 708 00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:07,151 - UH, WHO IS THIS? - I'M DR. ERNEST GOLDMAN. 709 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,388 SEE, IT WAS A TWO-CAR COLLISION. WHAT A MESS! 710 00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:13,391 BUT YOU'RE NOT TO WORRY. THOSE WERE HER VERY WORDS. 711 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:17,728 SHE KNOWS YOU GOT A CRUCIAL GAME TO PLAY TODAY, AND SHE WANTS YOU SHOULDN'T MISS IT. 712 00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:20,398 UH, WHERE IS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL? 713 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:25,403 - OH, YOU'RE NOT TO COME DOWN HERE, SIR. - H-HOW DO I FIND THE HOSPITAL? 714 00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:28,172 YOU TAKE THE SANTA ANA FREEWAY TO THE ORANGE GROVE OFF-RAMP. 715 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:31,642 TURN LEFT AT BEACH BOULEVARD ABOUT FOUR MILES. THEN TAKE A RIGHT. 716 00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:37,315 [ Paging Operator ] DR. WYLIE. DR. WYLIE. CALL SURGERY. 717 00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:45,022 MR. PETROVIC? DR. GOLDMAN? 718 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:49,294 - RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE. - [ Paging Operator ] DR. DANBRY. CALL X RAY. 719 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,963 [ Clears Throat ] 720 00:53:58,303 --> 00:54:00,738 NOW IF YOU'LL NOTICE RIGHT HERE, THE-- [ Laughs ] 721 00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:03,941 I COULDN'T EXPECT A LAYMAN LIKE YOU TO BE ABLE TO READ THIS, 722 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:06,977 BUT, UH, TO THE PRACTICED EYE, IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS. 723 00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:11,316 NOW, YOU SEE THE PRESSURE IN THE VENTRICULAR GLOBULE IN THE TERTIARY GLAND? 724 00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:15,420 WELL, THAT'S CAUSING AN OBSTRUCTION IN THE, UH, LUMBAR COLUMBADO REGION. 725 00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:17,021 [ Andy ] OHH. 726 00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:27,632 UH, AHEM, ROOM'S READY, DOCTOR. THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 727 00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:32,770 [ Paging Operator ] DR. DELOO. DR. DELOO. CALL INHALATION THERAPY. 728 00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:34,439 OH, WHERE'S DEBBIE? SHE'S FINE. 729 00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,907 RIGHT NOW, SHE NEEDS AN IMMEDIATE BLOOD TRANSFUSION. 730 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:39,243 WHAT TYPE BLOOD YOU GOT? UH, I-I'M NOT SURE. 731 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:41,512 PERFECT. JUST THE KIND SHE NEEDS. HERE YOU ARE. 732 00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:43,648 CHANGE INTO THESE. WAIT HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 733 00:54:43,681 --> 00:54:47,017 - BUT, DR. GOLDMAN, I-- - I SAID I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 734 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:54,091 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ISN'T WITH YA? WE JUST BROUGHT THE MULE. 735 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:57,194 WE THOUGHT ANDY WAS WITH YOU. YOU THOUGHT? 736 00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:59,664 YOU THOUGHT? I HIRED YOU GUYS FOR MUSCLE. 737 00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:02,733 IF I WANTED SOMEBODY TO THINK, I'D HAVE HIRED THE SUPREME COURT! 738 00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:11,008 [ Knocking ] 739 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:12,977 OH, HOW'S DEBBIE? 740 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:15,179 I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR THE TRANSFUSION, BUT NOBODY'S COME IN. 741 00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:17,815 PATIENCE, PATIENCE, MY BOY. EVERYTHING'S GOING ALONG PERFECTLY. 742 00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:21,852 SHE SENT YOU A MESSAGE. SHE SAID, "EVERYTHING'S GOING ALONG PERFECTLY. 743 00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:24,188 JUST KNOWING YOU'RE HERE EASES THE PAIN." 744 00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:27,024 OH, IF ONLY I COULD SEE HER! WILL YOU RELAX, SONNY BOY? 745 00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:30,795 YOU'LL GET YOUR BLOOD ALL BUBBLY, AND THAT WOULDN'T DO YOU ANY GOOD FOR THE TRANSFUSION. 746 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:35,332 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THOSE? WELL, I'M TAKING THESE TO THE TRANSFUSION ROOM. 747 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,368 YOU SEE, THE MINUTE YOU'RE FINISHED, YOU JUST SLIDE OFF THE TABLE, 748 00:55:37,402 --> 00:55:40,070 SLIP INTO THESE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO THE GAME. 749 00:55:44,409 --> 00:55:47,645 YOU KEEP YOUR EYE ON 'IM WHILE I DUMP THESE. 750 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,547 WHAT IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO COME IN? 751 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:53,518 TELL 'EM YA GOT AN EXTREME CASE OF DEMENTIA PRAECOX IN THERE. 752 00:55:53,551 --> 00:55:54,752 WHAT KIND OF PEACOCK? 753 00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:56,687 [ Sighs ] YOU KNOW-- 754 00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:59,023 OH, YOU MEAN THE PEACOCK'S CUCKOO? 755 00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:02,660 [ Paging Operator ] DR. GRAY. DR. GRAY-- 756 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:07,364 EXCUSE ME. UH, MR. COOPER? I JUST HEARD FROM ANDY. 757 00:56:07,398 --> 00:56:09,400 WHERE IS HE? WELL, THERE'S BEEN SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY. 758 00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:11,802 HE SAID HE'D BE HERE AS SOON AS HE GIVES DEBBIE A TRANSFUSION. 759 00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:16,907 DOES THAT GIRL LOOK LIKE SHE NEEDS A TRANSFUSION? 760 00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:18,943 OH, UH, NO. NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. 761 00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:21,512 YOU-- GREAT SHAPE! 762 00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:26,584 DR. TERUSSA. CALL RADIOLOGY. UH, EXCUSE ME. YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. 763 00:56:26,617 --> 00:56:30,087 - PARDON ME. - OH, NO. YOU SEE, WE HAVE A DEMENTED PEACOCK IN THERE. 764 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,523 - A WHAT? - UH, UH, A, UH--- 765 00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:36,927 WHAT ABOUT MY TRANSFUSION? I HAVE TO HURRY. I'M PLAYING A VERY IMPORTANT FOOTBALL GAME. 766 00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:40,097 FOOTBALL? OH, SURE, YEAH. I'LL TELL YA WHAT. WHY DON'T WE BRING THE GOALPOSTS HERE, GUS? 767 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:44,735 OH, NO. NO, I-I'M NOT GUS. I'M ANDY. YOU MUST BELIEVE ME. WE DO. 768 00:56:44,769 --> 00:56:47,772 YEAH, WE DO. YEAH. SURE, YOU CAN BE ANYBODY YOU WANT HERE. MAN O' WAR, RIN TIN TIN. 769 00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:51,408 HOW ABOUT DUMBO, THE FLYING ELEPHANT? [ Whooshes, Laughs ] 770 00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:53,778 HASN'T GOT BOTH OARS IN THE WATER. 771 00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:55,980 MM-HMM. [ Paging Operator Continues ] 772 00:56:58,516 --> 00:57:01,719 IT'S FOURTH DOWN, MR. COOPER. GUESS WE OUGHTA PUNT, HUH? EXCUSE ME. 773 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:04,589 I'VE CHECKED EVERY HOSPITAL IN TOWN, MR. COOPER. NO SIGN OF ANDY. 774 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,624 WELL, WE'RE GOIN' FOR THE FIELD GOAL, ANYWAY. 775 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:09,627 O'BRIEN? GET READY TO GO IN THERE AND HOLD FOR GUS. 776 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:13,330 STRETCHER BEARERS, GET READY TO GO IN THERE FOR O'BRIEN. 777 00:57:37,722 --> 00:57:40,625 [ Andy Yells ] 778 00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:53,037 [ Crankcase Yelling ] 779 00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:57,374 [ Muttering ] 780 00:58:00,545 --> 00:58:02,346 THEN THERE'S NO DEBBIE KOVACS REGISTERED? 781 00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:04,549 NO, SIR. I'M SORRY. THERE ISN'T. 782 00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:19,730 [ Coach Yelling ] OKAY, GET IT! 783 00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:22,232 I'VE HEARD OF A ONE-MAN DOG, BUT HOW COULD I WIND UP WITH A ONE-MAN MULE? 784 00:58:22,266 --> 00:58:25,169 WELL, THERE'S STILL A CHANCE, MR. COOPER. THERE'S A WHOLE QUARTER LEFT. 785 00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:29,707 AH, DEBBIE, WE COULD HAVE TWO WEEKS LEFT, BUT WITHOUT ANDY HOLDING FOR GUS, WE'RE DEAD. 786 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:32,509 [ Crowd Chattering, Yelling ] 787 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:40,618 [ Woman On P.A. ] DR. CARLISLE. DR. CARLISLE. CALL 2411. 788 00:58:47,892 --> 00:58:50,494 [ Cat Meows ] 789 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,597 SHHH. 790 00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:14,985 [ Cat Meows ] 791 00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:32,637 [ Cat Meowing, Andy Grunting ] 792 00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:36,440 [ Spinner Yells ] 793 00:59:48,986 --> 00:59:51,622 [ Yelling ] 794 00:59:52,657 --> 00:59:54,625 [ Yelling ] 795 00:59:57,828 --> 01:00:02,599 OH, MY. WELL, FOLKS, ANY DREAMS THE ATOMS HAD OF GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL... 796 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:05,803 HAVE VANISHED ALONG WITH THEIR LITTLE PLACEKICK HOLDER, ANDY. 797 01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:10,307 EIGHTEEN SECONDS TO GO. ATOMS' BALL ON THEIR OWN 48. 798 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,342 USUALLY AN AUTOMATIC FIELD GOAL FOR GUS, 799 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:16,313 BUT HE REFUSES TO KICK FOR ANYBODY BUT ANDY. 800 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,318 GUS IS OUT THERE, MR. COOPER. 801 01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:24,254 THE QUESTION IS, WHO ARE WE GONNA SEND OUT THERE WITH HIM? 802 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:28,793 [ Crowd Cheering ] 803 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:31,528 * [ Drums ] 804 01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:34,364 [ Cheering Continues ] 805 01:00:38,803 --> 01:00:40,570 [ Whistle Blows ] 806 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:46,176 [ Man ] ALL RIGHT, BLOCK THAT KICK! 807 01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:49,346 [ Crowd Chanting ] BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK! 808 01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:52,649 OICH! PLEASE, GUS,FOR ANDY! 809 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:59,656 [ Crowd Cheering ] 810 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,129 - [ Blows Whistle ] - [ Gunshot ] 811 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:09,566 * [ Band Playing ] 812 01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:12,169 [ Crowd Cheering ] 813 01:01:22,913 --> 01:01:25,315 ANDY! 814 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,051 MY PAPA WAS RIGHT. 815 01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:31,088 I'M SOME HERO WHEN-- WHEN ANYBODY CAN TAKE MY PLACE. 816 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,831 [ Snoring ] 817 01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:45,069 [ Man ] WELL, IF THIS WERE MY OLD AUNT HATTIE, 818 01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:48,105 I'D CALL IT THE VAPORS. 819 01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:52,743 I HAVE A FEELING IF ANDY WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR, THE VAPORS WOULD DISAPPEAR. 820 01:01:52,777 --> 01:01:54,444 GUS IS PROBABLY MORE WORRIED THAN ANY OF US. 821 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:57,581 NOT ANY MORE WORRIED THAN I AM. 822 01:01:57,614 --> 01:02:00,584 WHERE DOES A YUGOSLAVIAN KID GO TO DROWN HIS SORROWS? 823 01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:04,822 I THINK I KNOW. 824 01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:10,795 [ Woman On P.A. ] TWA FLIGHT 615 NOW DEPARTING. 825 01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:16,801 HEY, ANDY! CONGRATULATIONS. I WAS AT THE GAME TODAY. THAT WAS A GREAT WIN. 826 01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:19,103 YEAH, YOU'RE PUTTIN' US RIGHT ON TOP, ANDY. 827 01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:20,237 ALL RIGHT, ANDY. RIGHT UP THERE, HUH? 828 01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:22,472 ANDY, WHERE'S GUS? 829 01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:25,442 NEVER MIND. CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? I MEAN, FOR MY KID. 830 01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:28,946 WHAT KID? IT'S FOR YOU. AND GET ONE FOR ME, TOO, HARV. 831 01:02:28,979 --> 01:02:31,949 ANDY, ARE YOU GOING BACK TO NEW YORK? NO, B-BACK TO YUGOSLAVIA. 832 01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:34,718 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PLAY-OFFS AND THE SUPER BOWL? 833 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,921 GUS WILL DO VERY WELL WITHOUT ME. 834 01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:40,090 [ Debbie ] NO, HE WON'T. 835 01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:42,326 NOR WILL AN AWFUL LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE. 836 01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:51,635 DEBBIE, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T PLAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN THIS WAY. 837 01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:53,804 IT JUST HAPPENED. I HAVE TO GO. 838 01:02:53,838 --> 01:02:57,574 OKAY. YOU HAVE TO GO, BUT CAN'T WE JUST TALK FOR A MINUTE? 839 01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,877 ALL RIGHT, FOR JUST A MINUTE. 840 01:03:07,384 --> 01:03:11,788 ANDY-- DEBBIE, BEFORE YOU START, I KNOW NOW THAT MY PAPA WAS RIGHT. 841 01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:15,926 YOUR PAPA? YOUR PAPA? MY PAPA WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, DEBBIE. 842 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:20,865 I WAS NEVER REALLY A PLAYER. IF IT WEREN'T FOR GUS, I-- 843 01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,266 ANDY, LISTEN TO ME. 844 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,368 IT ISN'T YOUR PAPA. IT'S YOU. 845 01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:26,670 YOU'VE GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN YOUR OWN EYES... 846 01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,705 BEFORE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING TO ANYBODY ELSE. 847 01:03:28,738 --> 01:03:32,943 SURE. IN THE MEANTIME, MY BROTHER STJEPAN'S THE HERO. 848 01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:36,881 HERO? WHO CARES IF YOU'RE A HERO OR NOT... 849 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:39,316 IF YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO STAY HERE AND FIGHT... 850 01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:41,886 FOR SOMETHING OR SOMEBODY YOU CARE ABOUT? 851 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,025 OKAY, GO. 852 01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:50,194 GO AHEAD. RUN AWAY. 853 01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:54,698 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO PROVE TO EVERYBODY THAT THAT ZERO ON YOUR UNIFORM IS RIGHT. 854 01:03:57,101 --> 01:03:58,936 [ Sighs ] 855 01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:09,313 TO YUGOSLAVIA? YOU TOLD HIM OFF? COULDN'T YOU JUST STOP HIM? 856 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:12,216 [ Andy ] SHE DID, MR. COOPER. HI, KID. 857 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:15,252 THAT MULE IS NOTHIN' WITHOUT HIM, DEBBIE. NOTHIN'! 858 01:04:15,285 --> 01:04:17,421 ONCE HE'S ON THAT PLANE-- 859 01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:22,559 WHERE YOU BEEN, HUH? WELL, I-- 860 01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:25,062 NEVER MIND WHERE YOU BEEN. I'LL TELL YOU WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE FROM NOW ON! 861 01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:29,566 ANYWHERE YOU SAY, MR. COOPER. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE TROUBLE. 862 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:32,769 UH-HUH. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU AND-AND TO DEBBIE-- 863 01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,538 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 864 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:37,274 YOU JUST WIN THE PLAY-OFFS AND THE SUPER BOWL, AND ALL IS FORGIVEN. 865 01:04:37,307 --> 01:04:40,244 RIGHT NOW, YOU AND GUS ARE GOING INTO HIDIN'. IT'S ALL ARRANGED. 866 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:43,680 YES, SIR. WHATEVER YOU SAY. BUT RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOTTA SEE DEBBIE. 867 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,183 NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW. NOTHING DOING. 868 01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,919 NOBODY'S GOIN' NEAR YOU TILL AFTER THE SUPER BOWL. 869 01:04:48,953 --> 01:04:51,388 N-NOT EVEN DEBBIE? 870 01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:53,390 NOT EVEN NOBODY. 871 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:58,428 [ Cheering ] 872 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,635 YEAH, WELL, MIAMI WAS TOUGH. IT WAS REAL TOUGH, 873 01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:08,638 BUT I, I HAD A GUT FEELING THAT WE'D TAKE 'EM IF WE JUST, 874 01:05:08,672 --> 01:05:12,109 YOU KNOW, RAN RIGHT INTO THEIR STRENGTH AND, AND PASSED RIGHT INTO THAT ZONE... 875 01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:14,044 AND SWEPT RIGHT AROUND THOSE ENDS. 876 01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:17,114 UH, HOW ABOUT THE 14 FIELD GOALS BY GUS? 877 01:05:17,147 --> 01:05:19,149 OH, YEAH, WELL, THEY HELPED TOO. 878 01:05:19,183 --> 01:05:21,718 [ Laughter ] WELL, THANK YOU, COACH VENNER. 879 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,321 AND GOOD LUCK IN THE SUPERBOWL, ALL YOU ATOMS. 880 01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:27,924 [ Players Cheering ] 881 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:30,794 [ Cooper ] GOOD GAME. WAY TO GO. NICE GAME. 882 01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,729 REALLY GOOD. THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT, ISN'T IT? HUH? 883 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:35,299 GOOD GAME, FELLAS. KEEP IT UP, GUYS. KEEP IT UP. 884 01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:37,834 HEY, HANK, YOU'RE LOOKIN' LIKE A WINNER. GENTLEMEN-- 885 01:05:37,867 --> 01:05:40,104 CONGRATULATIONS. LOOKIN' LIKE A WINNER. 886 01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:42,639 WELL, WE'LL KNOW IN TWO WEEKS, WON'T WE, CHARLIE? OH, COME ON. 887 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:46,243 WITH GUS AND ANDY IN THERE, HEH, THE MAMMOTHS DON'T STAND A CHANCE. 888 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,746 BY THE WAY, WHERE IS ANDY? I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE HIM TOO. 889 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:53,850 OH, I'M SURE YOU WOULD, BUT YOU'D NEED A FAST CAR. 890 01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:56,920 CAR? OR PLANE. 891 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:59,156 MAYBE EVEN A BOAT. 892 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:03,593 [ Laughs ] HANK, I JUST WANT TO CONGRATULATE HIM. 893 01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:08,832 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL ARRANGE A SPECIAL INTERVIEW WITH HIM... 894 01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:10,967 RIGHT AFTER WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL. 895 01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:13,370 [ Laughs ] 896 01:06:16,006 --> 01:06:18,042 [ Nervous Chuckle ] 897 01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:22,012 [ Debbie On Speaker ] ANDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 898 01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:24,681 [ Andy On Speaker ] NO. IT IS MY HEART. 899 01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:27,951 YOUR HEART? YES. IT IS VERY LONELY. 900 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:33,523 MINE TOO. ANDY... I REALLY MISS YOU. 901 01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:38,995 ME TOO. YOU WOULD LOVE IT HERE. 902 01:06:39,029 --> 01:06:43,333 WHEN YOU CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, YOU CAN SEE THE OCEAN. 903 01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:46,370 [ Debbie ] OH, IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL. 904 01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:48,705 UH-HUH. 905 01:06:48,738 --> 01:06:52,876 CAN SEE THE OCEAN? CAN SEE THE-- 906 01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:55,479 WAIT A MINUTE. SURE! 907 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:58,715 HANK COOPER'S GOT A CABIN IN THE MALIBU MOUNTAINS IN L.A. 908 01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:03,187 [ Laughing ] NOW, CAL, IF I WAS A BETTING MAN-- 909 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:30,114 [ Horn Honks ] 910 01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:32,116 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 911 01:07:34,118 --> 01:07:38,288 OH, I AM JUST SO SORRY THAT MY BOYS AREN'T HERE TO HELP ME. 912 01:07:38,322 --> 01:07:40,624 YOU SEE, I WAS TRYING TO TURN THE BUS AROUND, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. 913 01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:42,592 COULD YOU LEND ME A HAND, PLEASE? 914 01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:45,462 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I THINK-- GUS CAN HELP. HE'S STRONG. 915 01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:48,098 NOT ON YOUR LIFE. ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM, IT'LL BE MY LIFE. 916 01:07:48,132 --> 01:07:52,936 BACK ON OUR FARM WHEN WAGON IS STUCK, WE USE A LEVER. 917 01:07:52,969 --> 01:07:55,139 I'LL SHOW YOU. [ Sighs ] 918 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:58,108 WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL. WE CAN'T GET BY YOU ANYWAY. 919 01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:04,448 [ Trailer Door Opening ] 920 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:09,253 EXCUSE ME, GUS. WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY IN JUST A MINUTE. 921 01:08:09,286 --> 01:08:11,121 [ Mule Neighs ] 922 01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:17,727 OKAY. 923 01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:21,097 [ Bus Engine Starts ] 924 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:24,968 NO, YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN' AT A MIRROR, GUS. THAT'S JUST THE WORLD'S GREATEST PAINT JOB. 925 01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:29,639 NOW, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A LITTLE MUSICAL MULE, SO COME ON, OUT YOU GO. 926 01:08:29,673 --> 01:08:34,144 IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US, AND WE'D LIKE TWIN DOUBLE BEDS, PLEASE. 927 01:08:34,178 --> 01:08:37,581 YES, SIR. ROOM 319. 928 01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:41,117 THANK YOU. OOPSY-DAISY! 929 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:44,020 - WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER? - IT'S MY CONTACT LENSES. 930 01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:47,824 THEY'RE ALWAYS DROPPING OUT, AND THEY BOUNCE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 931 01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:51,761 [ Chuckles ] WELL, LET ME HELP. I'VE GOT 20/20 VISION. 932 01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:53,863 VERY KIND OF YOU. 933 01:08:55,031 --> 01:08:57,434 [ Lilting ] NOW, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. 934 01:08:57,467 --> 01:09:00,036 YEAH. TRY OVER THERE. 935 01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,786 FOUND IT. HUH? 936 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,955 WHERE? I DON'T SEE IT. 937 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:23,227 OH, YOU OUGHTA HAVE YOUR EYES CHECKED. YOU NEED THESE WORSE THAN I DO. 938 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:29,032 YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL. 939 01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:35,071 PRESS THREE. 940 01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:59,229 [ Gasping ] 941 01:09:59,263 --> 01:10:01,197 [ Screaming ] 942 01:10:04,468 --> 01:10:06,903 YOU KNOW, THIS IS CRAZY, SPINNER. 943 01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:09,406 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT, UH, YOU-KNOW-WHO HERE. 944 01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,775 WE SHOULD HAVE GONE RIGHT TO MEXICO. 945 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:15,912 WITH THE MOST FAMOUS MULE IN THE COUNTRY? NOW, SUPPOSE THE COPS WOULD'VE CAUGHT US? 946 01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:18,515 YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 947 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:22,252 HEY, I WONDER IF THAT COOPER AND COMPANY FOUND OUT THEY GOT THE WRONG MULE YET. 948 01:10:22,286 --> 01:10:26,089 WELL, HOW WOULD I KNOW? THE WHOLE THING WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH. 949 01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:29,225 NOW, WILL YOU GET SOME SLEEP? [ Groans ] 950 01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:33,129 TOMORROW, RIGHT AFTER THE GAME, WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 951 01:10:41,170 --> 01:10:43,807 [ Gus Grunting ] 952 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,276 IS THAT YOU, SPINNER? 953 01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:48,812 [ Spinner ] WHAT? 954 01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:51,415 SOMEBODY JUST CRAWLED IN BED WITH ME. 955 01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:53,950 [ Sighs ] 956 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:59,456 WELL, I GUESS HE HAD TO SLEEP SOMEWHERE. YEAH, BUT WHY WITH ME? 957 01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:03,126 WELL, HOW SHOULD I KNOW? MAYBE YOU REMIND HIM OF HIS MOTHER. 958 01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:04,828 NOW GO TO SLEEP. 959 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,234 HMM. 960 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,102 [ Neighs ] HEY! 961 01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:18,007 [ Neighs, Groans ] 962 01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:31,321 [ Gus Snoring ] NIGHT. 963 01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:34,190 [ Snoring Continues ] 964 01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:37,994 HOW'D HE SLEEP LAST NIGHT? 965 01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:40,330 NEVER BETTER, MR. COOPER. 966 01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:45,301 BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING? HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S PUT ON A FEW POUNDS, ALMOST OVERNIGHT. 967 01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:48,271 WELL, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, HE CAN LOOK LIKE A WHALE... 968 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,274 AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T GO OUT THERE AND KICK LIKE ONE. 969 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,843 [ Players Chattering ] 970 01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:56,913 [ Mule Neighs ] 971 01:12:00,884 --> 01:12:03,186 WANNA ORDER OF TWO GLASSES OF ORANGE JUICE, 972 01:12:03,219 --> 01:12:06,723 TWO ORDERS OF TOAST-- ONE WHOLE WHEAT, ONE RYE-- 973 01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:09,693 AN ORDER OF SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON, 974 01:12:09,726 --> 01:12:12,462 AN ORDER OF, UH, EGGS OVER WITH SAUSAGE. 975 01:12:12,496 --> 01:12:15,331 OH, UH, YOU GOT ANY OATMEAL? 976 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:18,201 WELL, SEND UP A BUCKET. 977 01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:20,904 RAW. 978 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:24,140 SAME TO YOU. 979 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,543 YES, SIR. HERE WE ARE, FOLKS. THE OLD PEPPER POT, 980 01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:28,978 PEPPER ALLAN AND HIS FAVORITE SIDEKICK, JOHNNY UNITAS. 981 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:32,716 WE'RE HERE IN THE CITY OF THE ANGELS ON A RAINY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. 982 01:12:32,749 --> 01:12:34,551 GAME AFTER GAME, WEEK AFTER WEEK, 983 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:37,521 THE STRUGGLE, THE ANGUISH, THE HEARTBREAK OF THE WHOLE SEASON... 984 01:12:37,554 --> 01:12:39,523 HAS UNFOLDED BEFORE YOUR EYES. 985 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:42,592 AND I'VE BROUGHT YOU SOME GREAT ONES, HAVEN'T I? YOU BET I HAVE. 986 01:12:42,626 --> 01:12:46,062 I'VE GIVEN YOU THE HIGHLIGHTS, THE INSIGHTS AND EVEN THE HINDSIGHTS, 987 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:50,333 BUT THE STORY OF THE YEAR HAS GOT TO BE THIS AMAZING CALIFORNIA ATOMS TEAM... 988 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,669 AND THEIR MIRACLE MULE, GUS. 989 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:56,406 THEY'VE GONE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE TO WINNERS BY A MILE. 990 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:59,409 AND NOW WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO THOSE MICHIGAN MAMMOTHS, JOHNNY? 991 01:12:59,443 --> 01:13:01,545 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO. 992 01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:03,112 AS SURE AS THERE'S CLOUDS IN THE SKY AND RAIN IN YOUR EYE, 993 01:13:03,146 --> 01:13:06,750 IT'S MONEY IN THE BANK FOR THE ATOMS. 994 01:13:06,783 --> 01:13:09,352 THEY MAY BE SHORT-CHANGED TODAY, PEPPER. THE SUN'S COMING OUT. 995 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:13,122 WELL, SUN OR NO SUN, FOLKS, A MUDDY FIELD MEANS TURNOVER TIME, 996 01:13:13,156 --> 01:13:15,525 AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT TURNOVER MEANS TO THOSE ATOMS. 997 01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:17,761 THEY'VE LIVED BY THE TURNOVER ALL YEAR LONG, 998 01:13:17,794 --> 01:13:21,965 AND THE QUESTION IS, WILL THEY LIVE OR DIE BY THE TURNOVER TODAY? 999 01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,433 WHILE YOU'RE WORKING ON THE ANSWER, PEPPER, 1000 01:13:23,467 --> 01:13:25,368 WE'VE GOT SOME GUESTS FROM OVERSEAS IN THE BOOTH, 1001 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,370 AND WE'D BETTER INTRODUCE THEM BEFORE THEIR VISAS RUN OUT. 1002 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:30,574 YOU BET WE HAVE, JOHNNY. FLOWN IN ALL THE WAY FROM YUGOSLAVIA-- 1003 01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:35,111 AT NO SMALL EXPENSE TO OUR NETWORK-- MAMA AND PAPA PETROVIC. 1004 01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:38,615 IT MUST BE A THRILL FOR YOU TO BE HERE THIS AFTERNOON TO SEE YOUR SON ANDY PERFORM. 1005 01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:41,284 ANDY GOOD BOY. GOOD FARMER. 1006 01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:44,220 GOATS AND PIGS NOT THE SAME SINCE HE LEFT. 1007 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,456 MR. PETROVIC, THERE MAY BE PANIC IN THE PIG PEN, 1008 01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:48,825 BUT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT A GREAT AMERICAN HERO. 1009 01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:51,127 OH, THE FINGER, YEAH. 1010 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,630 PAPA, MAYBE ANDY IS A HERO. 1011 01:13:53,663 --> 01:13:58,401 A MAN WHO HOLDS THE BALL FOR A MULE TO KICK? WE'LL SEE. 1012 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,070 WE'LL ALL SEE. YES, INDEED, FOLKS, 'CAUSE HERE THEY COME. 1013 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:04,808 BOTH TEAMS OUT ON THE RAIN-SOAKED FIELD, AND THE DREAM GAME... 1014 01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:08,512 THAT 100 MILLION FANATIC FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN... 1015 01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:11,314 AND OLD PEPPER IS GONNA BRING IT TO YA RIGHT INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM. 1016 01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:14,317 AND HERE'S A LITTLE SCOOP FOR YOU RIGHT FROM THE PEPPER POT. 1017 01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:16,986 ROB CARGIL, THE EX-ATOM MEAT GRINDER, 1018 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:18,988 IS SUITED UP AND SITTING ON THE MICHIGAN BENCH, 1019 01:14:19,022 --> 01:14:21,190 SPLINTS AND ALL, READY IF NEEDED. 1020 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:26,195 LET ME TELL YA, FOLKS, RIGHT NOW HE'S THE MEANEST MACHINE YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 1021 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:29,132 [ Laughing ] 1022 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,504 - WELL, HERE COMES THE KICKOFF. - [ Whistle Blows ] 1023 01:14:34,538 --> 01:14:38,474 - ARE YOU READY, GUS? - [ Mule Braying ] 1024 01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:40,644 OICH! 1025 01:14:42,045 --> 01:14:44,881 [ Crowd Groaning ] 1026 01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:48,317 WHAT HAPPENED? HUH? 1027 01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:52,856 GUS, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1028 01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:55,825 [ Crowd Booing ] 1029 01:14:55,859 --> 01:14:59,729 GUS? ARE YOU GUS? 1030 01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:02,732 YOU'RE NOT GUS! 1031 01:15:02,766 --> 01:15:06,536 [ Braying ] HEY, THAT MULE'S GONE APE. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? 1032 01:15:06,570 --> 01:15:08,404 WHATEVER IT IS, STAY AWAY FROM HIS HIND LEGS... 1033 01:15:08,437 --> 01:15:11,040 UNLESS YOU WANNA WIND UP LOOKIN' LIKE THAT TV SET. 1034 01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:13,910 [ Braying Continues ] 1035 01:15:17,547 --> 01:15:19,415 [ Mutters ] HEY! 1036 01:15:23,419 --> 01:15:28,091 WHAT'S GOIN' ON OUT THERE? WHERE'D THAT WHITE SPOT COME FROM? 1037 01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:30,594 SOMETHING MUST'VE RUBBED OFF, MR. COOPER. 1038 01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:33,396 YOU KNOW, I GOT A SISTER-IN-LAW WHO HAD A NOSE JOB. 1039 01:15:33,429 --> 01:15:36,833 MAYBE WE'VE GOT A-- A MULE WITH A PAINT JOB. [ Chuckles ] 1040 01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:38,868 NO, JUST KIDDING. 1041 01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:41,437 THAT'S NOT EVEN GUS, YOU NINCOMPOOP! 1042 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:50,313 [ Car Horns Honking ] 1043 01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:56,720 HEY! 1044 01:15:56,753 --> 01:16:00,223 IT'S A FRAUD! THE OLD SHELL GAME, FOLKS. 1045 01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:04,260 HANK COOPER AND THE MISSING MULE HAVE MADE JACKASSES OF ALL OF YOU. 1046 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:07,430 I TRIED TO TELL YOU. DIDN'T I, JOHNNY? YOU BET I DID. 1047 01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:09,432 THE BUBBLE HAD TO BURST SOMETIME, 1048 01:16:09,465 --> 01:16:11,868 AND THE BUBBLE BURST RIGHT IN THE FIRST HALF. 1049 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,904 SO FAR, THIS SUPER BOWL HAS BEEN A LAUGHER FOR THE MAMMOTHS, 1050 01:16:14,938 --> 01:16:17,641 BUT I DON'T SEEM TO HEAR ANY LAUGHIN', DO YOU, JOHNNY? 1051 01:16:17,674 --> 01:16:20,610 NO, I DON'T EITHER. ESPECIALLY FROM THE ATOMS. 1052 01:16:20,644 --> 01:16:23,713 'CAUSE TAKE IT FROM US, FOLKS, THERE'S NO MORE GUS. 1053 01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:26,616 MR. COOPER, THEY'VE SPOTTED GUS. WHERE IS HE? 1054 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:29,452 SOMEWHERE NEAR TOPANGA CANYON, BUT THEY LOST HIM. LET'S GO, KID. 1055 01:16:29,485 --> 01:16:31,487 BUT WHERE? HOW DO I KNOW? WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM, 1056 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,623 AND IF WE DON'T, NOBODY BETTER FIND THE TWO OF US. 1057 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:45,001 SEE ANYTHING, MR. COOPER? 1058 01:16:45,034 --> 01:16:48,104 SAME THING YOU DO, KID. NOTHING. 1059 01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:50,674 THAT HALF-TIME MUST BE ALMOST OVER. 1060 01:17:14,898 --> 01:17:18,134 UH, EXCUSE ME. [ Mutters ] 1061 01:17:51,534 --> 01:17:54,971 [ Panting ] LISTEN, NO MULE IS GONNA OUTSMART US. 1062 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:58,041 YEAH? WELL, HE'S DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB SO FAR. 1063 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,209 THIS PLACE IS AS GOOD AS ANY CORRAL. 1064 01:18:00,243 --> 01:18:02,678 NOW, YOU ROUND HIM UP, AND I'LL LASSO HIM. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? 1065 01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:05,248 OH, YEAH, YEAH. I USED TO BE A BUS BOY ON A DUDE RANCH. 1066 01:18:27,270 --> 01:18:29,205 I GOT HIM! 1067 01:18:29,238 --> 01:18:32,608 [ Gus Braying ] 1068 01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:15,151 [ Exhales ] 1069 01:19:49,986 --> 01:19:53,857 SPINNER! I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM! 1070 01:19:59,195 --> 01:20:00,964 HI. 1071 01:20:03,699 --> 01:20:05,801 [ Groans ] 1072 01:20:05,835 --> 01:20:08,704 OH... OH. 1073 01:20:18,047 --> 01:20:21,484 HELLO. [ Gasps ] 1074 01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:24,753 AM I IN YOUR WAY? [ Yells ] 1075 01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:31,694 WHOOAAHH! 1076 01:20:44,107 --> 01:20:48,244 [ Braying ] 1077 01:21:30,786 --> 01:21:32,755 [ Crankcase Grunts ] 1078 01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:37,927 I GOT HIM. OH. I GOT HIM. 1079 01:21:37,961 --> 01:21:40,529 WHOA. WHOA. 1080 01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,331 WHOA THERE. WHOA. WHOA. 1081 01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,669 STEADY NOW, GUS. HOLD IT. WHOA. 1082 01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:56,079 [ Both Grunting ] 1083 01:21:56,112 --> 01:21:58,914 [ Muttering ] LET GO OF ME! 1084 01:21:58,948 --> 01:22:02,952 OHHH! 1085 01:22:02,986 --> 01:22:04,453 [ Gus Braying ] 1086 01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:10,559 WHO WAS THAT? 1087 01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:12,895 OH, YES. WE PACKAGE IT ALL OURSELVES. 1088 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:16,299 THAT'S HOW WE BUILT OUR REPUTATION FOR HAVING THE FRESHEST MEAT IN TOWN. 1089 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:19,302 HEY! HEY! 1090 01:22:19,335 --> 01:22:20,836 FRESHEST MEAT! 1091 01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:25,774 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1092 01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:28,444 LOOK, CRANKCASE, YOU GO HAVE A LOOK OVER THERE, HUH? 1093 01:22:28,477 --> 01:22:29,945 YEAH. HEY. 1094 01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:32,515 HUH? AND TRY AND BE A LITTLE MORE DISCREET. 1095 01:22:35,318 --> 01:22:38,887 [ Women Screaming ] 1096 01:22:49,032 --> 01:22:51,000 GET HIM! GET HIM! 1097 01:22:54,003 --> 01:22:55,071 OHHH. 1098 01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:01,877 OHHH! HELP! AAAH! WHOA! 1099 01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:06,649 - OHHH. - HEY, MOM, LOOK AT THAT! 1100 01:23:11,387 --> 01:23:12,855 [ Grunts ] 1101 01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:19,528 - [ Grunts ] - [ Laughing ] 1102 01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:21,197 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, HUH? 1103 01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:23,066 [ Grunts ] 1104 01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:34,743 HEY, DON'T-- DON'T DO THAT! 1105 01:23:34,777 --> 01:23:36,779 [ Braying ] 1106 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:41,417 [ Groans ] [ Woman Screams ] 1107 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:47,090 [ Grunting ] 1108 01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:51,960 [ Laughing ] 1109 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:09,112 [ Groaning ] 1110 01:24:09,145 --> 01:24:10,579 [ Laughing ] 1111 01:24:10,613 --> 01:24:13,916 ALL RIGHT, QUIT FOOLIN' AROUND. HUH? 1112 01:24:13,949 --> 01:24:16,119 STAY CLOSE. 1113 01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:24,793 WHICH-- 1114 01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:28,531 [ Groaning, Bones Cracking ] 1115 01:24:28,564 --> 01:24:31,100 WHICH WAY DID HE GO? 1116 01:24:31,134 --> 01:24:35,271 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. I'D SETTLE FOR GOIN' BACK TO JAIL. 1117 01:24:35,304 --> 01:24:39,142 NOT WITH 25 G's AT STAKE. 1118 01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:42,778 NOW, YOU GO OVER THERE. I'M GOIN' UP HERE FOR A BETTER LOOK. 1119 01:24:43,812 --> 01:24:46,449 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. HERE. 1120 01:24:46,482 --> 01:24:50,486 GET ME A BOTTLE OF ASPIRIN. I GOT AN AWFUL HEADACHE. 1121 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:17,646 [ Yells ] 1122 01:25:19,148 --> 01:25:22,818 [ Screaming ] 1123 01:25:25,554 --> 01:25:28,524 AAAAAH! NO! 1124 01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:33,696 [ Braying ] 1125 01:25:33,729 --> 01:25:37,666 [ Shoppers Laughing ] [ Screaming ] 1126 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,206 [ Screaming ] 1127 01:25:56,252 --> 01:25:59,688 WHOA. 1128 01:25:59,722 --> 01:26:02,057 WHOA, GUS. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WH-- 1129 01:26:02,090 --> 01:26:05,127 WHOA. WHOA! 1130 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,631 OH. 1131 01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:11,367 SPINNER, I GOT HIM! 1132 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:13,236 TSK. REALLY! 1133 01:26:14,570 --> 01:26:17,139 [ Crankcase Screaming ] 1134 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:23,145 [ Screaming, Muttering ] OH, MY GOODNESS! I'M A MESS! 1135 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:25,381 [ Gus Braying ] 1136 01:26:25,414 --> 01:26:27,216 [ Shouting, Muttering Continues ] 1137 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:34,557 [ Woman ] GIVE HIM ROOM! GET OUT OF THE WAY! 1138 01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:37,125 GIVE HIM SOME ROOM! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! NO! 1139 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:44,600 SORRY, MR. COOPER. THERE'S NO SIGN OF HIM AT ALL. 1140 01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:47,703 AND IT'S ONE HOUR TILL DOOMSDAY. 1141 01:26:47,736 --> 01:26:49,872 NOT YET! LOOK DOWN THERE! IT'S GUS! 1142 01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:58,080 ANOTHER OF PEPPER'S PREDICTIONS WAS RIGHT AGAIN, FOLKS. 1143 01:26:58,113 --> 01:27:01,049 SAFE AND SOUND, GUS HAS BEEN FOUND! 1144 01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:04,553 AND THE MULE-NAPPERS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO THE ROCK PILE. 1145 01:27:04,587 --> 01:27:07,055 AH, BUT BEFORE YOU START CHEERIN' FOR THE ATOMS, 1146 01:27:07,089 --> 01:27:11,527 REMEMBER IT'S A LONG WAY FROM TOPANGA CANYON TO THE COLISEUM. 1147 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:15,698 AND THERE IS NO WAY-- NO WAY THEY CAN GET HIM HERE ON TIME. 1148 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:17,700 UH, PEPPER, THERE'S ONE WAY. 1149 01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:20,769 JOHNNY, THERE IS NO WAY. 1150 01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:26,809 UNLESS-- UNLESS THEY BRING HIM IN BY HELICOPTER, 1151 01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:29,244 AND IF THEY LISTEN TO THE OLD PEPPER POT, 1152 01:27:29,278 --> 01:27:31,747 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'LL DO. 1153 01:27:35,318 --> 01:27:39,422 [ Crowd, Players Cheering ] 1154 01:27:43,326 --> 01:27:45,160 [ Cheering Continues ] 1155 01:28:28,537 --> 01:28:30,138 OICH! 1156 01:28:45,688 --> 01:28:46,822 OICH! 1157 01:28:46,855 --> 01:28:48,991 [ Whistle Blows ] 1158 01:28:57,032 --> 01:28:59,435 [ Whistle Blows ] 1159 01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:07,643 [ Whistle Blows ] 1160 01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:11,179 UNBELIEVABLE! INCONCEIVABLE! 1161 01:29:11,213 --> 01:29:12,981 [ Voice Breaking ] WHAT A COMEBACK, FOLKS! 1162 01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:15,518 FIVE CONSECUTIVE FIELD GOALS! 1163 01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:18,987 THE ATOMS HAVE BEEN STICKIN' AND THE MULE HAS BEEN KICKIN'. 1164 01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:22,057 AND WITH TWO MINUTES TO PLAY, DON'T GO AWAY! 1165 01:29:22,090 --> 01:29:24,527 [ Voice Failing ] THE OLD PEPPER POT... 1166 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:27,396 WOULDN'T MISS BRINGIN' THIS TO YOU FOR A-- FOR-- 1167 01:29:27,430 --> 01:29:30,399 WELL, AT LAST, IT'S NICE TO COME INTO YOUR LIVIN' ROOM, EVERYBODY. 1168 01:29:30,433 --> 01:29:32,668 IF YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN A MIRACLE ON THE FIELD, 1169 01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:35,003 WE'VE BEEN TREATED TO AN EVEN BIGGER ONE HERE IN THE BOOTH. 1170 01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:37,906 THE OLD PEPPER HEAD'S GROUND TO A HALT. [ Gasps ] 1171 01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:39,942 BUT I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE'D LIKE TO SAY. 1172 01:29:39,975 --> 01:29:42,044 WEEK AFTER WEEK, GAME AFTER GAME, 1173 01:29:42,077 --> 01:29:44,379 PLAY AFTER PLAY, HAVE I EVER BEEN WRONG? [ Gasping ] 1174 01:29:44,413 --> 01:29:48,417 AND NOW, WITH ALL MY INSIGHT, HINDSIGHT AND FORESIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU, MOTHER, 1175 01:29:48,451 --> 01:29:51,420 THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN SPORTS. 1176 01:29:51,454 --> 01:29:54,056 WIN OR LOSE, THE ATOMS HAVE MADE IT A GAME. 1177 01:29:54,089 --> 01:29:56,459 AND I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG, AND I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN, 1178 01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:59,027 THE MULE IS THE TEAM AND THE TEAM'S ON THE BEAM. 1179 01:29:59,061 --> 01:30:02,097 YES, SIRREE. AND HOW HAVE THE ATOMS BEEN DOING IT, FOLKS? 1180 01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:04,867 NO MUSS, NO FUSS, JUST GUS. 1181 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:07,770 RIGHT, PEPPER? RIGHT. [ Squealing ] 1182 01:30:07,803 --> 01:30:10,939 THERE! FIVE THREE! 1183 01:30:10,973 --> 01:30:14,577 ONE, TWENTY-NINE, AND... HUT! 1184 01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:17,980 [ Grunting ] 1185 01:30:18,013 --> 01:30:20,382 [ Whistle Blowing ] 1186 01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:22,718 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1187 01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:26,388 WELL, IT LOOKS AS IF YOU'VE WON YOURSELF A BALL TEAM, CHARLIE. 1188 01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:31,126 AND THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO IS TO GET THAT MULE'S HOOFPRINT ON A CONTRACT. 1189 01:30:31,159 --> 01:30:33,796 BETTER WORK ON OUR GOAL LINE DEFENSE. PRESCOTT. 1190 01:30:33,829 --> 01:30:37,399 WITH TEN SECONDS LEFT, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IF THEY WIN BY ONE OR A HUNDRED? 1191 01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:42,471 WELL, LOSING BY ONE POINT ISN'T BAD AT ALL, MR. COOPER. IT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. 1192 01:30:42,505 --> 01:30:47,876 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I'VE LOST THE TEAM. 1193 01:30:49,377 --> 01:30:52,014 WELL, IT'S SOMETHING FOR THE NEXT OWNER TO BE PROUD OF. 1194 01:30:54,483 --> 01:30:58,020 ANDY, YOU AND GUS HAVE COME SO CLOSE, I'M SURE YOUR PAPA REALIZES. 1195 01:30:58,053 --> 01:31:02,491 HE MUST BE PROUD OF YOU. IT ISN'T PAPA I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 1196 01:31:02,525 --> 01:31:06,361 TO HIM I'LL ALWAYS BE A HALF A HERO. IT'S MR. COOPER. 1197 01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:10,499 [ Whistle Blowing ] I'M SORRY WE COULDN'T WIN IT FOR HIM. 1198 01:31:14,336 --> 01:31:17,039 WELL, HERE THEY GO, MR. COOPER. 1199 01:31:17,072 --> 01:31:19,842 OH, GOOD IDEA. I CAN'T WATCH EITHER. 1200 01:31:19,875 --> 01:31:22,177 I'M PRAYING. 1201 01:31:22,210 --> 01:31:26,048 OH. WELL, IF YOU'RE PRAYING FOR RAIN, WE'VE HAD PLENTY OF THAT ALREADY. 1202 01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:28,183 I'M PRAYING FOR A-- 1203 01:31:29,752 --> 01:31:31,019 [ Coach Venner ] FUMBLE! 1204 01:31:31,053 --> 01:31:33,522 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1205 01:31:37,660 --> 01:31:41,229 * [ Band Playing ] 1206 01:31:43,766 --> 01:31:47,469 IT'S A FUMBLE! ANDY, YOU AND GUS GET OUT THERE AND DO YOUR STUFF! 1207 01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:49,705 BUT WE HAVE TO KICK FROM THE END ZONE, MR. COOPER, 1208 01:31:49,738 --> 01:31:52,575 AND GUS ISN'T TOO ACCURATE OVER A HUNDRED YARDS. 1209 01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:55,043 KID, KID, JUST RELAX. 1210 01:31:55,077 --> 01:31:57,880 BE CALM. DON'T THINK ABOUT A THING. 1211 01:31:57,913 --> 01:32:02,084 FORGET THAT AN OLD MAN'S LIFE OR DEATH DEPENDS UPON THIS KICK, AND GET OUT THERE! 1212 01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:06,254 GO, ANDY! GO, GUS! [ Crowd Cheering ] 1213 01:32:09,892 --> 01:32:11,894 HOLY TOLEDO! LOOK WHO'S COMIN' IN! 1214 01:32:11,927 --> 01:32:13,629 [ Clock Buzzing ] 1215 01:32:20,068 --> 01:32:23,572 WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE, SAY A LITTLE PRAYER, RUNT, 'CAUSE WHEN THE BALL'S SNAPPED, 1216 01:32:23,606 --> 01:32:25,974 I'M TURNING THAT SPOT INTO A YUGOSLAVIAN BURIAL GROUND. 1217 01:32:30,913 --> 01:32:35,083 WE'VE GONE THIS FAR, GUS. NOW WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY. 1218 01:32:35,117 --> 01:32:37,052 [ Neighs ] 1219 01:32:42,925 --> 01:32:45,160 [ Andy ] OICH! GUS! 1220 01:32:47,830 --> 01:32:50,866 [ Gus Groans ] 1221 01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:52,668 [ Andy Screams ] 1222 01:32:58,506 --> 01:33:01,276 GO, ANDY! 1223 01:33:25,968 --> 01:33:28,136 [ Snorting ] 1224 01:33:33,676 --> 01:33:36,712 [ Cheering, Shouting ] 1225 01:33:55,130 --> 01:33:57,332 [ Crowd Groaning ] 1226 01:34:00,302 --> 01:34:01,737 HE FUMBLED. OH, NO! 1227 01:34:11,379 --> 01:34:13,148 GET IT! 1228 01:34:19,922 --> 01:34:22,825 HE'S GOT IT! 1229 01:34:22,858 --> 01:34:24,159 GO, ANDY! 1230 01:34:28,496 --> 01:34:31,233 [ Cheering, Shouting Continues ] 1231 01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:57,092 * [ Band Playing ] 1232 01:35:09,071 --> 01:35:11,539 [ Braying ] 1233 01:35:15,443 --> 01:35:18,747 YEA! [ Cheering ] 1234 01:35:22,985 --> 01:35:27,122 [ Clock Buzzing ] 1235 01:35:46,641 --> 01:35:50,645 THIS IS MY BOY! IS REAL HERO, HUH? 1236 01:36:20,508 --> 01:36:24,346 WELL, GUS, YOUR OTHER HALF STOLE THE THUNDER, 1237 01:36:24,379 --> 01:36:26,314 BUT DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN. 1238 01:36:26,348 --> 01:36:29,217 EVEN THE BEST OF THEM SLIP ONCE IN A WHILE. 1239 01:36:33,355 --> 01:36:37,960 SLIP, GUS? COME ON.