The market must be cleared for some minutes.
Hey, I'm going there.
Your attention, please. The market must be cleared for some minutes.
Buyers, leave the market in order.
No, no, no. Go there and see what's happening.
- Ernesto, I'm in a hurry. - Oh, OK, let's go.
They say it's "el Cuqui". He sure will be waiting for them here.
- It won't be for repairing the henhut. - No.
- Well, I take it. - I knew that.
And the cartridges are for skeeting, aren't they?
- Here, my regards to your mother. - Will do.
I guess she's still good-looking.
Alright, thanks, Lieutenant.
Let's go!
Putting himself at risk just for a girl. What a stallion!
It's serious to do such a display...
...in a public area.
Yeah, I guess so, but to do that you have to be absolutely sure.
Well, you can see it's not. No, not me.
I wait for news from you. Yeah, that's all.
Goodbye, Villar.
- Why have you been so late? - The traffic was closed.
Yeah, such a display in the street just to let...
..."el Puchi", "el Cuchi" or whatever it's called.
- A vulgar rat. - Yes.
A rat that has one death on his conscience.
- That's enough. - Sorry guys, we're delayed.
- What a day! - Always something.
Let's go!
Do you want some?
OK.
- What is it? - Taste it.
- What does it taste like? - Uhm, just meat.
- Fallow deer. - What?
Fallow deer.
Listen, why don't you buy me a dress or something?
Don't you have any money?
I've just run away from school.
Come on, man, come on.
Hey!
- May I? - Sure, take it.
This one.
- How much? - It's a bargain.
How much?
Here.
Come on, cover me up.
You think I'm gorgeous, don't you?
Stop it.
From school, ain't it so?
There he comes.
Be quiet, damn it!
What a fine smell!
- I don't smell anything. - Channel number 5.
What a silence!
- High humidity. - Such a dense vegetation...
- We're in Switzerland. - Don't exaggerate, Salas.
Excuse me, sir, there's no one here.
It doesn't matter, let's get in.
Go ahead. Take care of the rifles, don't forget anything, OK?
Don't worry.
Come in.
Thanks.
- Hello. - Good evening.
Take this.
聲gel!
Martina!
They had been notified.
Leave everything there.
Where should I put this?
I have said there.
And take out my bag of the car.
- What do you think? - Splendid.
Very rustic.
But, Salas, you've been here about twenty times.
Yeah, but it always seems very rustic to me.
Come on, come on!
- You first, please. - Thank you.
There is nobody home.
They're something else!
- We'll be very comfortable here. - Yes, sir.
You can leave your things here; you'll pick them up later.
Alright.
- I was longing to arrive. - Me too.
Gee, a stew. How I waited for it!
Martina cooks a tasty stew, you'll see.
I'm hungry.
Hey, look at this.
Well, but it's a moulted one. And it's a little one.
I'll be satisfied with one like that.
Me too!
Gentlemen, I've come for a gold medal.
If they are around here...
After five years of closed season, they are for sure.
Sure, but you have to find them first.
That's what 聲gel is for, he knows the forest like a wolf.
Isn't it true?
- Yeah, of course. - Too much.
You can't beat him, can you?
He poaches animals right under their nose.
- That's due to you. - No, not at all.
First of all, fair play.
You must capture the poacher whoever he is.
OK, come on, let's go!
- Hi, Martina. - Good evening.
- Is the Governor here or what? - Yes, there he is.
That's the first news I have.
Hey, Santiago, is that you?
Sure, and also this one.
You don't say!
- Is that you? - Sure, man.
What a lovely child!
He is him and she is me.
- Mistress! - Hello, my king.
- How's it going? - What a joy!
Well, here we are again.
- You only come when you want. - Don't say that.
You already know some of them.
So you are Martina?
- Madam. - How do you do?
At your feet, Madam.
We have always loved each other very much, haven't we?
When I was a child it was impossible to separate me from her.
This way you left me, you sucker.
It'll be fine a cup of wine.
Where's 聲gel?
- Isn't he with you? - With us?
We haven't seen even a trace of him.
Out!
That means he's hunting in the forest.
Hunting? With what license?
Martina, please.
Moreover, if he wants his license back, he should do like them...
...and become a forester.
聲gel went to the fair the day before yesterday, I thought he came with you.
- So he's not here. - No, he's not.
What a couple you are!
How awful!
Then, who's gonna come with us to the forest?
Five years waiting for the end of the closed season and now this.
How can I find an animal like that in a forest bigger...
...than the Netherlands?
Don't worry, Mr. Santiago, that's why we're here.
Well, let's see what happens.
At least we have the stew.
What stew?
What do you mean by "what stew"?
Which one? The same one as always. The one you cooked when I was a child.
I find it difficult, Tiagito.
We should've killed the kid yesterday.
I told 聲gel so.
I told him we were coming to hunt and that I wanted stew.
But I haven't seen him...
Then, what's this?
Cabbage with blood.
At your disposal, do you order anything?
No, thank you.
Did you have a good time?
Well...
- Goodbye and thank you. - Don't you go there?
No, I don't wanna be seen.
Sooner or later they're gonna get you.
Don't worry about that.
I like you very much.
But just for one time?
You've done a favour for me and I've done a favour for you. We're even.
Come on, come with me. You can come back whenever you want.
You're gonna miss the bus.
- So? - I said no.
Moreover, I've got a boyfriend and I'm crazy about him.
And he'll come for me whenever he's able.
- Yeah, come with me. - I've told you no.
Say, give it to me.
Look, look.
Hey, Salas, if you're gonna miss, at least don't frighten them off.
I'm sorry.
Quiet!
Come on, you bastard! Drop it!
- What are you doing? - What you should be doing.
It's a female wolf.
If I hadn't come here, they would have found it out.
I'll take it to town tomorrow.
- Since when are they here? - The entire morning.
Let's go.
Give it to me.
Mother!
Look, mother. Milagros.
Listen, I'm sorry.
Don't worry, I don't care.
Come on, get in.
Be quiet!
Take a seat.
No, not there.
Here.
What's up, boy, what's up? Hi.
- What's his name? - Canelo.
Get out, get out.
- Won't it make her retch? - No.
Milagros is fine. Moreover, she can sew.
There are rags in the sink.
I'm sorry.
She'll stay with us.
- I go to the forest. - Be careful, they are all there.
That's why.
- Who has taught you to sew? - The nuns from Divino Consejo.
I see.
They do a very good job with naughty girls.
They're all bitches.
It'll be better if nobody knows Milagros is here.
I don't wanna know nothing.
Damn it!
There he is, how beautiful!
Salas, Salas!
Take your hands off!
Five years of closed season is too much.
Throw the cigar!
Here they are.
No, in the toilet, girl. Come on!
Don't leave this here.
Hi, are you back?
- How was it? - Too bad for me.
- But you would have hunted someone. - Not the one that I wanted.
Excuse me, Martina, I've got something to do.
There is toilet paper upstairs.
Is there anybody in?
Oh, it's you, isn't it? Get out and show your face.
- It's my fault because I... - Excuse me.
It was the only one I was able to shoot.
- What do you think? - Splendid.
It's a good one for sure.
- Be careful, it stains! - Yeah, sure.
Any other day will be better.
- It isn't so bad. - Of course, that's what I say.
- Are you gonna stay for supper? - No, there's too much trouble.
- Moreover, it's too late. - Please.
- Is it enough? - Are you crazy?
Mr. Gonzalo, Mr. Salvador and I have no intention...
Oh, not at all.
- But Martina... - There's no need for that.
Come here!
- Listen, who is she? - Oh, you've already seen her.
- It's a matter of your foster brother. - You allow him doing it in your house?
- Whenever you want, Mr. Governor. - I'm coming.
- Well, goodbye, my king. - No, tell me who she is, where does she come from?
Ask him.
Why should I ask him? I'm asking you.
I don't know. But I believe she has escaped from a bad place.
What are you saying about escaping? Where from?
Is she a girl from "Las Divinas" or what?
I don't know nothing.
You're nuts.
- Come on! - I'm sorry.
Goodbye and come back soon.
- Say, 聲gel. - I missed the bus yesterday.
You're a delinquent. Take back that girl to the reform school.
- I won't do that. - OK, then, when they get her...
...you'll go to jail too. Don't you realize she's a minor?
Don't you know that either?
- You can do something. - No, I can't.
A girl only gets out of "Las Divinas" as a married woman or as a nun.
So think it over.
Another Cuqui's feat.
What a fright! I didn't hear you come.
Where's my mother?
She has gone to bed.
- What do you have in there? - Nothing, nothing.
Personal stuff!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Do you see what you've done? You snoop!
- Keep the strips for me. - What?
Don't throw that away.
When you gather up one kilo, a dog is given to a blind man.
- Who gives that? - Nobody, it's nonsense.
Do you still remember him?
Of course.
They already know you're here.
What's the matter with you?
Do you wanna stay here?
- And how long? - I don't know, 聲gel, I don't know.
It can't be.
We should get married.
You're turning me on.
- How can I take this off? - No, not here.
OK. Come.
...and grant us the grace of a good death...
...so that we start enjoying forever...
Get out! Get out of here!
...the celestial happiness in company of your angels and saints.
Amen.
No, no, I don't wanna!
- It's my bed! - I said out!
Bastard!
Let go of me!
Let me go!
It's my bed!
Take your hands off me!
This is your house, and this is your bed.
- We want to see the wolf. - Show us the wolf.
Come on, boys, get away, this isn't for you.
Once again...! I'm sorry, come in.
- Where's that animal? - In the corral, Mr. Juan.
Mr. Juan is here!
- Hello, Angel璯. - Good morning, Mr. Juan.
What's up, what do you say?
- Is this the wolf? - No, female wolf.
- Well, what's the matter? - Nothing at all.
Marino wants to give me only one thousand.
You only think of me when you're in trouble.
I don't see the reason why I should pay more.
And the mare she killed, how much was its value?
How can I know it was she?
Well, man, pay him a little more. Females are more difficult to hunt.
That's why she has three ears, counting the butt one.
Shut up, don't be disgusting! Don't you see there's a child?
Here, and don't ask for more or I'll report you to the police for poaching.
In the end, everybody agreed.
- Come on, let's drink to it. - Alright.
What a beauty. It's hard to believe they are capable of doing what they do.
She's got mange!
Angel璯, you're ungrateful.
You must've forgotten how to pray.
- No, not at all. - No? Well, it isn't obvious.
No, thanks, not now.
Mart璯, what happened the other day in the forest with Francisco?
Nothing at all.
Somebody told me you had big troubles.
Hey!
Thanks.
- Hey, boy, where's the mailbox? - Over there, 'round the corner.
Well, there's no need to go there to arrest her. There she is.
Young lady!
Good morning. Do you have your identity card?
Then you must come with us.
They've caught her.
- Let's play dominoes. - Alright.
- The same ones as always? - OK, who shuffles?
- What's new? - That's up to you.
One beer?
Yeah.
- Who plays first? - Me, I got the six double.
Mate, this one doesn't fit.
Well, let's start over.
Six four.
Come on, play!
This one doesn't fit either.
Today, with a new sacrament,
...Christ will bless your love and enrich and strengthen you...
...for keeping mutual fidelity...
...and accomplishing your duty as a matrimony.
So, in front of this assembly, I ask you about your decision.
聲gel and Milagros:
Do you come here to get married of your own free will?
Yes, we come of our own free will.
Are you decided to love you and respect you...
...for the rest of your life?
Yes, we are decided.
So, if you want to contract holy marriage, hold your hands.
Do it.
And declare your mutual consent in the presence of God and his Church.
- Milagros, do you want to be my wife? - Milagros, do you want to be my wife?
- Yes, I do. - Yes, I do.
- 聲gel, do you want to be my husband? - 聲gel, do you want to be my husband?
- Yes, I do. - Yes, I do.
Milagros, I accept you as my wife.
And I promise to love you faithfully.
All of my life.
聲gel, I accept you as my husband.
And I promise to love you faithfully.
All of my life.
He's dumb.
Yeah, but he's got her.
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
Well, congratulations once again, Martina.
- Finally it has finished. - At last.
Here.
No, no, no. It's not from me, it's from Mr. Governor.
- Thank him on my behalf. - Alright.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
- I wish you a happy life. - Thank you.
Goodbye, Father.
Do you need a lift home?
No, thanks, we'll go with the Governor's driver.
- Martina... - Yeah?
- Are you gonna live with them? - For the moment.
Moreover, I gotta talk with you.
- In the town? - In the church.
You make me happy.
It had to be sometime.
I'm very glad about you.
- Goodbye. - Good morning.
What's the matter?
What a mess!
Everybody get dressed!
Here!
Ask for 聲gel "el Alima鎑ro"
Shut up.
Be quiet. Tell him to go away, 聲gel!
Canelo!
Come on, go away! Go!
- What's the price of the truffles? - Five thousand per kilo.
The double in Madrid.
You can make a deal with the people of the town.
I'd prefer to throw them away.
We have so much money...
- What an awful smell! - The worse smell, the better bait.
Take it away!
I said take it away!
It's always me who gets slapped.
I'm gonna do a very special number for you.
Do you like it?
I love you.
I love you, I love you!
- What a bitch you are! - Yes, but you like me.
I do like you too.
Let's go! We're getting cold here.
- Is that him? - Yes.
Good things don't last for long.
At your disposal, sir, no news in the service.
Thank you.
- Do you require anything? - No, nothing.
At your disposal.
I was longing to breathe fresh air.
And what a quietness!
- But there's high humidity. - There's no humidity.
- Tiaguito! - Mistress!
My king, why did you take so long? A bit later they'd close for the season.
They don't leave me alone, Martina. Ain't got no free day.
Say, do we have stew?
Calm down, calm down.
- With torreznos and oregano? - With torreznos and or嶲ano...
- ...and... - Don't tell me, don't tell me.
Hey, look who's coming!
Nice couple, eh?
- How does she behave? - Fine.
That's good. Hurry up!
It was about time 聲gel would do something seriously.
Congratulations.
- That goes for you too. - Thank you.
Here. It's just a souvenir.
Do you like it?
Very much.
Don't think it's the only thing. Let's see the truffles.
They're big ones.
- How nice you are, Mistress. - I give you all of your caprices.
Smell it, smell it, isn't it marvellous?
Is it true a pig is used for searching them?
Yes, they have a special sense of smell for truffles.
- I didn't know it. - You'll see it tomorrow.
Come and help me.
How I want them to close the season!
They're a bunch of pigheads, they eat like a regiment.
And they only give you alms.
It's a pity to harvest them so soon. And more if they're for those layabouts.
He's been around here all evening. He must be wanting something.
Mistress, Mistress!
That is the one who suckled you.
- What's up? - Truffles must be peeled?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Harvest a few more.
He's as dumb as he looks.
Hi!
That's for having married such a guy.
I did it to get out of the convent, and I did tell you.
Come here!
What short hair!
It was worse before.
- You come with me. - Yeah, wait.
- For what? - There are people in the house.
And also the witch.
Everything will be easier with 聲gel.
Does 聲gel hypnotize them?
It's not that, don't exaggerate.
Of course it's not that, it's just a matter of shooting,
...of good marksmanship.
- I missed once. - And what about?
- You'll see tomorrow. - Pour me some wine.
I warn you, if I see one I'll shoot.
Me too.
- Let's drink to the best. - To the best.
These olives are very tasty.
If, after all this time, you kill him, I won't forgive you.
Now is the moment of truth.
It has no merit, it's a stew older than me.
The aspect is splendid.
Let's taste it.
What a silence!
Delicious.
Great, great!
The stew.
There's no trouble if you have time to cook it.
In truth, this stew is delicious.
- Good night. - Good night.
- Can I have dinner? - It's a little bit late, but get in.
- I can roast a chop for you. - A chop of what?
- If you don't proclaim it, of fallow deer. - That must be hard.
- That must be whatever I tell you! - Well, bring me a beer.
Come on, take care of him.
I haven't taken a long time, have I?
Are you crazy? I've told you not to get in.
Martina, Martina! Oh, sorry, good night.
- He's the Governor. - I don't mind. - He always comes with civil guards.
- I'll try not to be seen. - But they'll see you.
Can't I be a relative of yours who comes to take you away?
I'm afraid, Cuqui.
Let's go now. And you, lady, don't try anything.
Me? You can do whatever you want.
- Good night. - Good night.
Halt or I'll shoot!
Out of the way!
Come on! Halt!
It's gonna be a fine day.
Well, there's nothing we can do? Maybe next time.
Maybe next week.
You know very well, next week the closed season starts again.
Mr. Governor.
- Can I talk to you? - Tell me.
Do you know the man we're looking for?
"El Cuqui", isn't he?
Sure, but do you know why he came here?
If I know why he came here?
The reason why... To tell the truth, no.
Wait a minute, I'm beginning to understand.
At a bad time that woman came here.
They're gonna ask me to find him.
What should I do? Should I find him or not?
Do what you have to do.
Dead dogs don't bite.
Save him and I'll stand by your side
Help him.
Tell him I love him very much...
...and that I keep thinking of him.
Do you still...
- ...love him? - No, I love you, just you.
Only you.
Alright.
- See you later. - Bye bye.
Say, come here.
Look 聲gel, if anybody can find "el Cuqui", that person is you.
I think it's best if you take four or five men with you.
Moreover, in a way, it's a matter of your own.
He could notice that and escape.
It's better I go alone.
Alright. Captain!
It's all sorted out.
You locate him and come back.
Here, and I don't want any blood.
What are you gonna do?
Why should he get involved in this?
What does he have to do with that woman愀 troubles?
- Shut up! - You! - Put it on, it's cold.
How shall I keep silent when you're fooling around?
Serve me some wine.
Is there anything to eat?
There must be something, man.
So you stay. Yesterday you were going away and now you stay.
Yes, because I'm 聲gel's wife and this is my house.
What about that lunch?
- Do you want an omelette? - OK, an omelette.
There was a tremendous snowfall.
Milagros, go and get some potatoes.
Harvest them near the stream; they're bigger.
Where is Milagros?
She doesn't come.
Why? She promised.
Haven't you seen the Civil Guards?
Put it on. With that coat you're easily seen.
And let's go, the forest is full of them.
- Has Milagros told you to get me out of here? - Yes.
She also told me she won't see you anymore.
That's a lie!
If it was a lie, I would've let them catch you.
Or I would've killed you.
You want to betray me.
I thought guys like you were smarter.
Come on, move.
All you've gotta do now is follow that path.
They'll start searching for you in three hours.
If you know what's good for you I hope it's true.
What are you doing?
I'll come back to take Milagros away and I'll kill you, bastard!
You ain't nothing but a bastard!
At your disposal, I have sent two men to take him back.
I'm sorry, I can't wait any longer.
- So keep me updated. - At your disposal.
Are you leaving, Tiaguito? What's up with 聲gel? Have you found him?
What could happen to him?
Advise the Governor.
At your disposal. No news, Captain.
- The rain has wet you, hasn't it? - Yes, a little bit.
Well, what has happened?
Nothing, he's not there.
But...
- No trace of him? - I didn't see any.
I can't understand it, he must've passed through under his nose.
Where's the cloak?
We've lost an entire day due to you.
A precious time.
Hey, 聲gel!
You've made me look ridiculous once again.
It's incomprehensible.
He's wiped out. She has brainwashed him.
Don't you eat?
Yes.
- Where's Milagros? - She has taken all her clothes.
Your coat, the golden watch, and even the radio.
- What are you saying? - She's gone, you idiot!
- When has happened that? - Don't know, I sent her for potatoes.
Where are you goin'?
Leave me alone!
聲gel, have you lost your head?
Come here!
聲gel! Come back, come back, 聲gel!
Here, drink it.
You're gonna get pneumonia.
If you don't take off your clothes you're gonna get sick.
And if we don't hurry up, me too.
Lucky for you I'm here.
What would you be without me?
Let's see, little by little.
That's it.
Now. That's it. Alright.
How wet you are, my boy!
I'll dry you, carefully. Let's see. That's it.
Drink it.
Don't worry!
I drink too, you see?
This is life.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
This bottle will be empty tonight.
My darling.
You've got your feet frozen.
We're better this way, just two of us.
As always.
What a deluge has fallen over you, my boy!
Hey, hey, hey, I can see your willie.
I don't wanna! Leave me alone, you bitch!
You're dumb, completely dumb!
She has just come here...
She has just come here to wait for her boyfriend.
What did you think, that she loved you?
Well, she didn't want you, she didn't want you!
Fuck you...
There it is.
Look, the Governor's deer.
Freeze!
Another one, please.
Goodbye and thank you very much.
You know, always at your disposal.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
- Bye. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
- Is there anybody else? - No, no one.
Tell that wretch to come in.
Is the petition ready?
It must be signed and dated. What date should I write?
Anytime before two weeks ago will do.
November the fourth, if it wasn't Sunday. Thanks.
You're welcome, sir.
Come in.
And say hello.
Here I am.
Give me those papers on the table.
Not those, the ones in the folder!
You think you will never be caught, don't you?
Moreover, you've killed my deer.
Here, sign it.
Not there, here.
And the license of arms.
- Do you need anything? - No.
Look at me in the eyes, as a man.
You look like a ferret.
Find her.
I'd like to find them but I can't.
I just wanna see her, one last time.
You want me to do everything.
On the other hand, you let "el Cuqui" get away.
Please, I just wanna see her, just one more time, please.
Shut up, you cry-baby!
Moreover, it's better that she had escaped.
Don't do anything.
Don't worry.
Is it for her?
I've been a week waiting for you.
You running too much risk.
- Tell her to come tomorrow. - But...
Isn't Milagros with you?
No tricks, "alima鎑ro".
And don't try to tell anybody.
They won't catch me.
Let's see that king.
- And the three. - What a bastard!
Let's count.
Look!
Well, here he is.
- The uniform fits very well. - He looks like a dandy.
We must celebrate it!
Another day.
Is it still snowing?
I'm going to stop playing. It's too late.
I'm going away.
Tomorrow we'll go to the riverside, there must be something.
Do you wanna come, 聲gel? Come on, man.
Maybe the snow will dig up something.
What do you expect there?
Some dead or wounded animal.
No, you go.
- Well, goodbye. - See you tomorrow.
- There'll be revenge, won't it? - And do it soon.
- Whenever you want. - I don't care.
See you tomorrow.
What a fine corduroy!
I'll have to take in the trousers a little.
But it fits you very well.
And you're very handsome.
What d'you like for dinner?
We have to go to the church tomorrow.
Your son has told me you want to confess.
I don't know if I'm prepared, Mr. Juan.
Well, OK.
Then, can I leave?
Do you still remember what you have to say?
In Latin, yes.
Don't worry, say it in Latin and I'll translate.
For what should I celebrate mass?
For my intentions.
- The body of Christ. - Amen.
The body of Christ.
Amen.
Wait there.
What will you do with me?
You already know it.
Do it fast, bastard!
Another feat of Cuqui's.