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[Guitar rock: "The swag" playing]

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[Song continues playing]

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[Song continues playing]

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[Song fades]

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Hello, moviegoers.

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This is Mr. J speaking to you
for dream/and studios.

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This beautiful mobile home
you see before you

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is the current hideout
of the notorious beauty divine,

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the filth/est person alive.

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Because of this cover story in one of
your sleazier national "tabu/oids,"

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she has been forced to go underground,

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disguising her appearance
and adopting the alias of babs Johnson.

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With her live her trusted
traveling companion cotton,

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her delinquent son crackers

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and her mentally ill mother miss Edie.

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Lets take a peek inside/

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it's 10:30. Babs! Babs!

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Why isn't the egg man here?
I'm starving to death for some eggs.

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Please, babs,
come in and give me some eggs.

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[Divine] I'm coming, mama. I'm coming.

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You can hold on.

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Cotton! Cotton!

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Babs won't give me my eggs.

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Cotton, please come in here
and give me my eggs.

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Be in in a minute, Edie. Don't you worry.
I'll fry you up some, honey.

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Eggleggleggs!

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Good morning, mama. I bet you're hungry.

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Oh, babs, I'm starving to death.

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Hasn't that egg man come yet?

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I love that egg man so much.

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No, he hasn't come yet, mama,
but we still have some eggs.

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I'll put some on for you.

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Did you sleep well?

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Oh, babs, I slept so well.

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Where did you get this train?

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Did you sleep in the caboose last night?

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How did you know I love trains?

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Oh, it's not a train, mama.

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It's our new mobile home,
and I sleep in the other room.

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We all have our own rooms this time...

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Me, you and cotton.

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And crackers has
that nice little shed right out back

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so he can have his friends in
whenever he likes without waking us up.

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Isn't it wonderful?

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Now, you just sit tight

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and I'll fry you up
some big, grade a treats.

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Over light today, mama?

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Oh, no, babs, no.

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It's sunny out today.

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I want them sunny-side up.

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You know how I like them, babs.
You know how I like them.

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I know how you like 'em, mama.
I'll be right back.

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[Mr. J] Across town,
located in the teeming Metropolis

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known as downtown bait/more,

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live Connie and Raymond marble,

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two jealous perverts
that hate divine is fame and notoriety

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more than anything in the whole world

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for Connie and Raymond marble,
it was the beginning of the end

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well, miss sandstone,

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after looking over your qualifications,

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my husband and I have decided

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that you're not exactly
what we had in mind for the job.

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Not only have you never heard of divine,

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which is one of the key elements
for this particularjob,

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but you also seem to show
a lack of general experience.

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And to be honest,
we feel you are sort of a dullard.

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Well, why do you say that?
I did everything you asked.

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I even found out who this divine was.

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Too late, too late.

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And, naturally, you did
everything I asked, my dear.

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You would never have gotten
to this plateau of the job placement test.

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I mean, surely, you can see our point.

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We're not in a position
to just take anyone.

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This is a high-securityjob,
as you can well imagine,

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and we personally just don't feel
that you meet our...

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Oh, how should I say?

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Our admittedly sometimes stringent
screening process.

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Well, why did you hold me up for so long?
Why did you keep asking me to come back?

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I had another job I could've taken.

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How could I have gotten information
about this divine you talk of?

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I don't know her.
You could've given me some lead

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as to how I could've gathered this data
you wanted about her.

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You led me to believe I had this job.

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Well, miss sandstone...

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Miss, uh, Sandy sandstone...

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You just must've been wrong
in your assumptions, weren't you?

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I mean, surely you've heard the expression
"don't count your chickens."

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Well, apply it!

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I never gave you a final answer
on this whole thing,

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and as far as you believing
that you had the job,

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well, I've never even considered

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that you would be the applicant
that we would choose.

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You don't know enough.

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I mean, I wish everyone was like you
and had never heard of divine,

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but, unfortunately,
it just isn't like that.

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Now, if you wouldn't mind,
I do have a busy day ahead of me.

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- There's really nothing left to discuss.
- Well, what am I supposed to do now?

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That's what I'd like to know.

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You can eat shit for all I care,
miss sandstone,

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or eat anything that you like
or do anything that you like.

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Just don't assume that
I want to know your troubles.

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Now, if you wouldn't mind,
I'm a busy woman

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with a full day's work ahead of me.

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Please remove yourself from my office.

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You're a real cunt! Do you know that?
A real fucking cunt!

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How can you be so shitty to people?

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How can you stand yourself?

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I guess there's just two kinds
of people, miss sandstone...

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My kind of people and assholes.

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It's rather obvious
which category you fit into.

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Have a nice day.

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Eat the bird, bitch!

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You ready, ma? You ready yet?

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I'm ready, darling. Just let me
say goodbye to mama and cotton.

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I'll be out in a minute, honey.

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Okay, ma, but get the lead out of your ass
or I'll be late for my date.

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- —[Divine] All right.
- Yes, won't I be late for my date?

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You are gonna love my date.
You'll like her as much as I do.

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I'm going to bring her back real soon
for you all to enjoy.

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What do you mean,
humpty dumpty was an egg?

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How could a person be an egg, cotton?

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How could a person be an egg?

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Well, he had little legs and little arms

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and he could walk and talk and all
just like a person.

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Only he was an egg —
A little egg, all dressed up.

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[Laughs] Tell it to me again, cotton.

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You should be learning it by now, Edie.
Now, listen carefully.

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"Humpty dumpty sat on a wall.

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Humpty dumpty had a great fall.

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All the king's horses
and all the king's men

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couldn't put humpty together again."

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[Laughing]

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Do you get it, Edie? Do you understand?

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Tell me some more egg stories, cotton.

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Please tell me some more stories.

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[Divine] I'm on my way.

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You sure are dressed up, babs.
You look real pretty.

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Oh, thank you, cotton.

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Why, a girl can never tell who
she might run into when she's downtown.

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Why, I'm all dressed up
and ready to fall in love.

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I kind of wish I was going out too,

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but I think crackers
is bringing his lady friend out here

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and I don't want to miss that.

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It's usually a pretty good show.

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Oh, I know.
You can go into town the next time I go.

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It's just those errands I have to run.

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Besides, you and crackers will have
a pretty good time right here.

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- That little shed's just perfect.
- I know it, babs.

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It'll be the first time
we've had anyone out here

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and I can't wait to see how it works.

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I hope she doesn't give us any trouble.

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Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

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Crackers has a pretty good eye
for what he likes.

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Just say a little prayer
that I find a little something.

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Why, I haven't fallen in love
for three whole days.

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I'm just itching to find somebody
with a little imagination.

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Bye-bye, babs. Bye-bye, babs.

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Bye-bye, babs. Bye-bye!

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Mother, you do not have to raise
your voice and you don't have to yell.

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We're all right here. We can all hear you.

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-Oh.. {Crying}

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I do have to yell.

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I'm starving to death
and that egg man ain't going to come

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and I know it. [Sniffies]

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You know he never comes
until later, mother.

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[Scoffs]

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She'll be all right.

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-Go on, babs. —all right.

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She'll be all right. Won't you, mama?

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You want some hard-boiled eggs
to nibble on while you're waiting?

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- Yes. [Crying]
- Yes, I bet you do.

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Bye, babs.
And don't forget the party food.

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[Divine] Okay!

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Crackers, I'm ready!

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Let's go, mama. I'm late for my date.

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But, honey, how will you ever
get back out here from downtown?

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We'll hitch probably then, ma.
It ain't hard.

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Just let me off at the etta gown shop.

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That's where I'm supposed to meet
the little lady. We'll get back somehow.

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I just hope she's ready
for a little action.

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Oh, honey, I know what you mean.

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Why, I wouldn't mind
finding a little action myself.

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But then, you shouldn't
have too much trouble with your date...

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- That is, if she has anything on the ball.
- —mm—hmm.

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Just hope she likes to experiment.
You know what I mean?

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A little sweet—talking
goes a long, long way.

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Give me your hand, honey.

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[Guitar rock: "Intoxica" playing]

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[Singer cackles]

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[No audible dialogue]

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[Singer cackles]

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J” 0/7! J”

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[inaudible]

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[Intercom buzzes]

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Channing!

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Channing!

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[Buzzing continues]

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[Scoffs] Jesus Christ.

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- Are they here yet?
- —yes. They've been waiting.

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[Connie] Well, show them in.

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Mrs. Marble will see you now.

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- Come on, merle. She's ready to see us.
- —[Merle] I'm coming. I'm coming.

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Hello. —hi, miss marble.

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We've been so excited about this all week,
me and merle.

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We can hardly sleep at night,
just waiting to see little noodles' face.

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And, shit, we usually sleep pretty good.

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Me and etta's really gonna have
to settle down once we get noodles home.

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It's going to be a lot different
with a baby around.

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Yes, well, as I said,

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Mr. Marble and I are about 90% certain
that you will get noodles.

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But, first, have a seat so I can just
briefly recheck your application.

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Don't say anything, all right?
Just don't say a word.

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When are you going to get her out of here?

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Come on, little noodles.
You just found a new home.

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Oh, that's real nice!

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Poor fucking Alice dies giving birth.

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You can't even bother to move the body.

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And now the bitch has sold the kid!

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Poorbaby.

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And you, you little suckling,
can't even get me my tranquilizers!

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You shithead. Where are my pills?

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That bitch can afford it.

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She's got another couple grand
coming for this one.

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Can't she at least
give me my fucking pills?

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I said don't talk to me
when I come down here.

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[Chains clinking]

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I don't give a fuck what you said,
you fucking pig!

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Get this body out of here!
It's making me sick!

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When are they gonna get another one?
What poor girl will they get next?

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I know they're gonna get another one.

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Just like when I came here,
I replaced somebody, didn't I?

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You fucking little dingleberry!

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That's what you're like,
you fucking ball of shit!

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I said shut up! Just shut up and
don't talk to me when I come down here!

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Oh, look how pretty she is.

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[Both] Aw!

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Connie, do they get this?

240
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,820
Yes, they do, chan.

241
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,489
- —[Merle] Aw.
- [Etta] Aw, look how pretty she is.

242
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,366
Oh, merle, I'm so happy.

243
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,745
And, baby, if you're happy, I'm happy
'cause that's what I'm living for...

244
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:58,291
You, me, and now little noodles.

245
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,711
Thank you, miss marble. Without you,
we never would've been this happy.

246
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,046
You are a wonderful, wonderful person.

247
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,256
Thank you. —thank you.

248
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,632
Well, thank you, ladies.

249
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,385
If it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't be in this business.

250
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,847
And that's all I care about,
is satisfying my customers

251
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,684
and making sure that the babies
are placed in good homes.

252
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,935
Thank you. —thank you.

253
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,229
-Bye-bye, now. —[Both] Bye.

254
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,316
- —["Jim dandy" playing]
- [Singers vocalizing]

255
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,711
["I'm not a juvenile delinquent" playing]

256
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,658
J“ I'm not a juvenile delinquent j“

257
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:19,455
j“ no, i70, i70, i70, i70, i70, i70, [70 j“

258
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:24,126
j“ no, i70, i70, i70, i70, i70, i70, [70 j“

259
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:30,716
j“ no, no, no
I'm not a juvenile delinquent j“

260
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,843
[singers vocalizing]

261
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:37,473
J“ do the thing thatis rrght
and you'll do nothing wrong j“

262
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,936
j“ life will be so nice
you'll be r'n paradise j“

263
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,230
j“ lknowj“

264
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:49,777
j“ because I'm not a juvenile delinquent j“

265
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,070
[no audible dialogue]

266
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:55,783
J“ 80 listen, boys and girls
you need not be blue j“

267
00:17:55,866 --> 00:18:00,079
j“life is what you make of it
it all depends on you j“

268
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,415
j“ lknowj“

269
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:07,461
j“ because I'm not a juvenile delinquent j“

270
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:14,051
j“ its easy to be good
its hard to be bad j“

271
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:18,598
j“ stay out of trouble
and you'll be glad j“

272
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:22,602
j“ take this trp from
me and you will see j“

273
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,938
j“ how happy you wrl/ be j“

274
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:32,236
j“ 80, boys and girls, this is my story j“

275
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,574
j“ and / add all of m y glory j“

276
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,826
j“ lknow, oh-ohh-ohh-ohh j“

277
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:43,831
j“ because I'm not a juvenile delinquent j“

278
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,542
["the girl can't help it" playing]

279
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,421
J“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

280
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,465
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

281
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,593
j“ if she walks by
the menfolks get engrossed j“

282
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,678
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

283
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:01,182
j“ if she winks an eye
the bread slice turn to toast j“

284
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,035
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

285
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,395
j“ if she got a lot
of what they call the most j“

286
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,939
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

287
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:12,193
j“ the girl can't help it
she was born to please j“

288
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,195
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

289
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,740
j“ and if she is got
a figure made to squeeze j“

290
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,992
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

291
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:24,080
j“ won't you kindly be aware
the girl can't help it j“

292
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,706
j“ the girl can't help it j“

293
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,834
j“ if she mesmen'zes every mothers son j“

294
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,045
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

295
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,215
j“ if she is smiling
beefsteak become well done j“

296
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,592
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

297
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,762
j“ she makes grandpa feel like 27 j“

298
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,972
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

299
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:45,267
j“ the girl can't help it
she was born to please j“

300
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,269
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

301
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:51,023
j“ and if / go to her on bended knee j“

302
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,025
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

303
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:57,238
j“ won't you kindly be aware
that / can't help it j“

304
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,572
j“ lcan'the/p it j“

305
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,325
j“ because I'm hoping, ob vious/y j“

306
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,994
j“ that someday the answer would be j“

307
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,289
j“ the girl can't help it
that she is in lo ve with me j“

308
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,809
j“ she can't help it
the girl can't help it j“

309
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,335
- [singer screams]
- [Instrumental break playing]

310
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,641
[Song ends]

311
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,394
[Breathing heavily]

312
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,777
We'll see
who's the filthiest person alive.

313
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,280
We'll just see!

314
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,744
And where is that Raymond?

315
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,495
Where is he?

316
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,541
How could he leave me alone
when there's so much to be taken care of?

317
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,463
Oh, please come home, Raymond.

318
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,882
I need you so badly.

319
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,968
["Ooh! Look—a there,
ain't she pretty" playing]

320
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,354
[No audible dialogue]

321
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,274
J“ ooh, look-a there, ain't she pretty j“

322
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,485
[wolf whistles]

323
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:21,489
J“ ooh, ain't that chick a beauty j“

324
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,741
[wolf whistles]

325
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,952
J“ no ve her hair, I/o ve her clothes j“

326
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:30,122
j“ / love her teeth
get a load of that pose j“

327
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:34,460
j“ ooh, look-a there, ain't she pretty j“

328
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:41,217
j“ she looks like a beautiful wax doll j“

329
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:47,515
j“ and you are bound to fall j“

330
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,269
j“ well, I/o ve her hair
and / lo ve her clothes j“

331
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:55,439
j“ / love her teeth
get a load of that pose j“

332
00:21:55,523 --> 00:22:00,152
j“ ooh, look-a there, ain't she pretty j“

333
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,987
[screaming]

334
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,489
["Chicken grabber" playing]

335
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,925
J“ here, chick, chick, chick
chick, chick, chick j“

336
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,701
j“ here, chick, chick, chicken j“

337
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:25,094
- —[Chicken clucking]
- [Song continues playing]

338
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,522
J“ here, chick, chick
chick, chick, chicken j“

339
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,403
j“ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah j“

340
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,906
[song ends]

341
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,786
Can you hurry, driver?
I'll be late for my appointment.

342
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,956
I'm going as fast as I can, lady,
without breaking the law.

343
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,376
3800 greymeadow, right?

344
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,587
That's what I said, wasn't it?

345
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,007
- [Radio chatter, indistinct]
- 2.30.

346
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,301
You can shove 2.30, hack!

347
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,346
-[Squeals] —hey!

348
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:16,520
Why, hello, cookie.
I do hope you're hungry.

349
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,315
Oh, I could go for a sandwich.

350
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,983
Mmm! Baloney!

351
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:25,237
Well, I'll get right to the point.

352
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,115
I can get you information about divine.

353
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,160
Lots of information, I think,
if things go well today.

354
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,745
I have a date with her son crackers.

355
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,831
Well, this is, of course,
an encouraging development.

356
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,375
This is an important assignment, cookie.

357
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,586
We could all benefit...

358
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,254
You financially,

359
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,672
and Raymond and I,

360
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:47,176
well, our social standing
is involved to a great degree.

361
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,889
I may have to degrade myself
in front of divine's son.

362
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,892
He's into a very strange sex scene.

363
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,144
I'm going to have to put up
with unheard-of atrocities

364
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,730
in order to pump the information
you need out of him.

365
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,733
But, first, I have to know
exactly what you want to know

366
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,694
because my so-called date
is this afternoon.

367
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,279
Well, cookie, as you know,

368
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:11,200
divine has achieved a sort of fame lately,
both locally and on the national level.

369
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,994
You may have heard the term
"the filthiest person alive"?

370
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,871
I have heard the term, yes.

371
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,291
The papers call her that, and she is
known as that to a limited extent

372
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,169
in your more crime-conscious
sections of the city.

373
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:25,172
Well, we feel this to be
an untrue statement.

374
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:30,135
We feel that Raymond and I far surpass her
in every aspect of the term "filth."

375
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,429
As you know, we run a baby ring.

376
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,556
Oh, it's really a very simple process.

377
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,558
We keep two girls at all times

378
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:40,854
who are impregnated by Channing,
our rather fertile servant.

379
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,023
We sell the babies to lesbian couples,

380
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:46,527
and then we invest the money
in various businesses around town.

381
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,070
We own a few pornography shops,

382
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,197
plus, we front money
to a chain of heroin pushers

383
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,366
in the inner city elementary schools.

384
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:56,870
We feel that the attention that's been
focused on divine lately is most unfair.

385
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,832
She is merely a common thief and murderer.

386
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,084
Unfortunately, for us, our line of work

387
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,420
limits our chances
for publicity and travel.

388
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,297
But this does not mean
that we wish to go unnoticed.

389
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,842
After all, we've not worked
all these years

390
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:13,971
in order to be upstaged by this fat hog
that calls herself divine.

391
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,599
So we must catch her off guard, you see,
before she realizes she is being attacked.

392
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,476
We need information as to how they live,

393
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,645
where they live,
how many people, their names,

394
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,397
their daily schedules for the week.

395
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,960
In other words, we want to know
how we can plague her the most,

396
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,318
how we can make her life
as miserable as possible,

397
00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:30,863
how we can prove to her
that she is shit compared to us...

398
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,323
Shit compared to the filth
that we have in our minds,

399
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:36,952
shit compared to what we know
to be the filthiest life.

400
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:40,748
[Mr. J] Little does crackers know
that his so-called date

401
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:44,209
is actually a spy sent by the marbles.

402
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,880
[Snoring, wheezing]

403
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,136
This is my grandma Edie.

404
00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:57,097
What's — what's the matter with her?

405
00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:59,743
What's the matter with her?
There ain't nothing the matter with her.

406
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,769
She's just my grandma, that's all.

407
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:06,148
- Why are those eggs all over her face?
- I guess she was just hungry, that's all.

408
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,443
You see, she sort of has some problems.
Nothing serious, but, you know...

409
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,362
I mean, she just loves eggs, always has.

410
00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,490
Sit tight. I'll go see
if miss cotton's up yet.

411
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,411
She's here, miss cotton, she's here.

412
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,497
It shouldn't be long now
before I get it going.

413
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,665
That is, if she cooperates, and she will.

414
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,459
Oh, crackers, I'm so excited.

415
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,920
I've just been sitting right here
ever since you left.

416
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,005
What's she like?
Does she have a nice body?

417
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,733
What are you going to do
for me today, honey?

418
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,175
Something I haven't seen, I hope.

419
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,345
Miss cotton, I got something in mind today
I never, ever tried before,

420
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,888
something very exciting for me.

421
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,075
My little chicken's gonna be
in the show today, cotton...

422
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,017
Me and some nice, juicy, plump chickens.

423
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,187
I need this so bad, crackers.
Make it better than you did last time.

424
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,582
What was the matter with that one?
You said you liked that show.

425
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,816
Oh, I did. I did.

426
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:51,276
It's just that you were
so fucking beautiful in that one

427
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,694
that now I want more.

428
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,739
I gotta see more, crackers —
More than what I've already seen.

429
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:58,242
Can we have some blood in this one?
Just a little bit?

430
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:01,870
And take your clothes off slower, slower.
And don't let her ruin it!

431
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,872
Miss cotton, you're gonna dig this one.

432
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,708
It's gonna be better
than anything I ever did before.

433
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,461
I can feel my blood all through my body.

434
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,004
You know I only do it for you.

435
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:13,590
It's only you watching that gets me off.
You know that.

436
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,592
I'll make it special today, I promise.

437
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,761
Please be careful not to touch me.
Please be careful.

438
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,680
I ain't touching you!
I ain't touching you!

439
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,891
[Wheezing]

440
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,897
[Wheezes, gasps]

441
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,859
Oh, hi, pretty little face.

442
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,278
Pretty little face you got there.

443
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,071
Oh. Hello, I'm cookie.

444
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:39,032
I understand you're Edie,
crackers's grandmother.

445
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,909
Edie, smeedie, heedie.

446
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,704
[Cackling]

447
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:47,374
Is babs back from shopping
for the birthday party?

448
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:51,170
I'm gonna go.
I got a party dress, you know.

449
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,380
When is the party?

450
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,716
Oh, babs's birthday.

451
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,384
Are you the egg man?

452
00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,470
Well, no. No, I'm not.

453
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:01,889
Where's crackers's mother?

454
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:05,642
Oh, she's calling all the people
to invite them to the party,

455
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,686
and I'm gonna go.

456
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,542
- [Crackers] Well, I see you're up, granny.
- —[Edie laughing]

457
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:16,278
Miss cookie, this is miss cotton.
She's one of my roommates here.

458
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,030
Charmed, I'm sure.

459
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:21,408
Hello, cookie.
You sure are a fine-looking young woman.

460
00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,493
Crackers has told me about you.

461
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:26,997
Why don't you show her the shed?
You'll like it out there. It's so private.

462
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,708
Oh, I'd love to see it.
Do you sleep in here, cotton?

463
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:33,253
Of course I do, next to babs.
I couldn't sleep anywhere else.

464
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,589
Come on, cookie.
I'll go show you my chickens.

465
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,925
[Gasps] Oh, you have chickens?

466
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:40,219
I love little chickies.

467
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,074
[Gasping, whimpering]

468
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,375
- [Crackers] Hold it!
- [Screaming]

469
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,338
[Groaning]

470
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,393
-[Crackers] Chicken —
-[Groaning, screaming]

471
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,899
No! [Groaning continues]

472
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,819
Hold it! Right there!

473
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,489
_no! —hold it!

474
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,701
Hold these goddamned chickens!

475
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,829
[Cookie] Chickens! God!
[Groaning, screaming continue]

476
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,163
Don't!

477
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,500
Chickens! All these chickens!

478
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,585
Fucking chickens hurt!

479
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,921
These fucking things hurt!

480
00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,007
[Groaning continues]

481
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:12,394
These...

482
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:15,605
Oh, god! You're crazy.

483
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,858
- [Cookie continues groaning]
- [Crackers moaning]

484
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,873
Egg man! Egg man! Anybody home?

485
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:36,251
Cotton! Cotton! I'm in here!
I hear the egg man!

486
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,879
In here! In here, Mr. Egg man!

487
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,297
Eggs! Eggs!

488
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,299
Oh, help! God! God!

489
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,676
In here! In here! In here, Mr. Egg man!

490
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,113
- [Cotton] We're coming, we're coming.
- —here I am! Oh, come on!

491
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:49,723
Oh, oh, the egg man! The egg man! Oh!

492
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,267
Hello, Edie.
How's my little Princess today?

493
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:55,228
Oh, Mr. Egg man! Oh!

494
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:59,191
Mr. Egg man, we're having
a party for babs on Thursday,

495
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,234
and we'd like you to come as Edie's date.

496
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:05,572
Well, I would be honored to attend,
especially with such a beautiful date.

497
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,866
And now, Edie, what will it be today?

498
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,659
I have grade a extra large.

499
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,996
I have grade a large.
I have medium. I have small.

500
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,790
I have brown, and I have white.

501
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,458
Why, look. Just look at these.

502
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,919
So fresh, you could hardly believe it.

503
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,922
Why, they're just begging
to be scrambled or fried

504
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,548
or poached or hard-boiled

505
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:27,969
or all-around ready to be thrown
into a big, fat, juicy omelet.

506
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,304
How about it, Edie?

507
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:33,183
What'll it be for the lady
that the eggs like the most?

508
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,851
I want them all!

509
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:39,022
I'll have the brown ones
and those great big white ones

510
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,817
and I'll have those over there.

511
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,362
And I want some for frying
and for scrambling

512
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:48,031
and, oh, for hard-boiled for snacks.

513
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,659
Oh, god, and I'll have those over there.

514
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,702
All right, Edie,
we'll buy 'em all for you.

515
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,830
How's that? We'll buy 'em all.

516
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:58,792
Oh, cotton, you make me so happy,
you and the egg man.

517
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:02,295
Please, Mr. Egg man,
please don't ever quit your job.

518
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:06,675
I'll always need — want eggs,
always and always and always.

519
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,428
Miss Edie,
as long as there are chickens laying

520
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,263
and trucks driving and my feet walking,

521
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:14,766
you can be sure that I will bring you
the finest of the fine,

522
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,519
the largest of the large
and the whitest of the white.

523
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:23,150
In other words, that thin-shelled ovum
of the domestic fowl will never be safe

524
00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,694
as long as there are chickens laying
and I'm alive,

525
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:30,073
because I am your egg man,
and there ain't a better one in town.

526
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:32,409
Oh, Mr. Egg man.

527
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:38,248
Nothing but these fucking jerk-off hippies
on the road today.

528
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:42,002
Oh, where are
their little pig girlfriends?

529
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:47,466
God, I get so tired of just
driving around, driving around.

530
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:50,051
- [Driver] Here's one up ahead.
- —well, pull over!

531
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:53,763
- Yeah. She looks real good.
- She'll do just fine.

532
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,224
Thanks.

533
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:01,396
- Have a seat.
- Oh, thank you.

534
00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:05,275
Hi. Wow, where'd you
get this beautiful car?

535
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,361
- At a car dealer. Where did you think?
- —where you going?

536
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,447
Just downtown.
Anywhere near Howard street.

537
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,157
Oh? Meeting someone?

538
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,450
Yeah. —who?

539
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,827
My boyfriend and a couple other guys. Why?

540
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:19,289
- Going to a gang bang or something?
- What? Hey, what's with you two?

541
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:22,501
We just wondered where you were planning
to spread your VD today,

542
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:23,919
that's all, hussy.

543
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,005
- Hey, I don't think that's necessary.
- Oh, you don't, huh?

544
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,090
Well, how would you like
to fuck my chauffeur?

545
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,092
He's got a real horse dick on him.

546
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,613
- —[Driver] Hey, Connie.
- Hey, come on. Just let me out here.

547
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:34,804
This is fine right up here.

548
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:36,866
Why do you want to get out here?
This isn't downtown.

549
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,743
- Just let me out.
- —we're nowhere near downtown.

550
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,912
What's the matter?
You afraid it ain't big enough for you?

551
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,605
Cut it out! Just let me out here, please!

552
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:47,609
- You'd better sit back. Give me the rag.
- Get the fuck off of me! Please!

553
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,778
- —[Horn honks]
- [Screams, grunts]

554
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,864
There. She's out now.

555
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:57,577
[Whimpering]

556
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:02,290
[Channing] I have a new friend for you.

557
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:05,293
Already? You got one already?

558
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,671
Why is she asleep? Or is she dead?

559
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:10,507
Did you just kill her?
Where did they get her?

560
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,342
Where'd they get this one?

561
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,135
Hitchhiking, just like you were.

562
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,221
Doesn't pay to hitchhike
these days, does it?

563
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:20,100
And I guess you're gonna fuck her now,
is that it? Right in front of me.

564
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:23,520
The poor girl.
The poor girl that has to fuck you.

565
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:28,233
Thank god I don't remember it.
Thank god you spared me at least that.

566
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:31,611
I have a surprise for you this time.
I don't even have to touch her.

567
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,697
How'd you get out of that part of the job?

568
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,408
Did your boss finally decide
someone else would do it?

569
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,910
Who? Her slimy boyfriend?

570
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:42,622
Is she going to let that fag
do it in front of me? That whore!

571
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:46,876
Oh, no. This is a surprise
for Connie and Raymond too.

572
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,213
I have it all figured out this time.
I don't even have to touch her.

573
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:53,967
Why did you have to touch me?
How could I have a child by you?

574
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,303
What a repulsive thought!

575
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,722
Oh, you pig, you animal!

576
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,349
How could you keep doing this?

577
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,436
Oh, my god! What are you doing?

578
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:08,815
Why are you doing that in front of me?
Stop it, you asshole!

579
00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,901
Oh, how vile can you be?

580
00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,236
Shut up! Shut up!

581
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,323
- You'll see. Just shut up.
- [Sobbing]

582
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:20,035
I swear I'm gonna throw up on you, chan.

583
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:23,705
I swear I'm gonna puke
if you don't stop doing that!

584
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,957
[Retching]

585
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,687
[Channing] Turn your head
if it makes you sick. Don't watch.

586
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,963
Look at how sick it made me to touch you.

587
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:35,008
And now this one... [moans]

588
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:44,351
- —[Channing] Ugh.
- You repulsive pig!

589
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:48,396
You hate her so much,
you get her pregnant this way?

590
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,815
Oh, my god! Stop it!

591
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,400
Stop it, you filthy animal!

592
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:53,485
Stop it!

593
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,363
[Phone ringing]

594
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:57,947
[Raymond] Shit. I'll get it.

595
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,617
Just let me finish you off.

596
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,577
- [Ringing continues]
- It may be cookie.

597
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:05,413
Come on, you're almost there!

598
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,333
But it's probably cookie
with the information.

599
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,543
Answer it, then. Answer it!

600
00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:15,965
- [Raymond] Marbles'residence.
- —mr. Marble? This is cookie.

601
00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:18,259
No, no. I'm all right.

602
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,844
I'm back at my mother's.

603
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:23,515
I was afraid to come directly there.
I thought maybe they'd be following me.

604
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,600
Look, I have to have my money immediately.

605
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,444
Of course you'll get
your stool pigeon money.

606
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,187
Why on earth are you so suspicious?

607
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,690
Well, naturally I'm going
to question you about the money.

608
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,650
You've no idea
of what I went through today

609
00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,110
to get you that information.

610
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,113
And you did call yourselves
"the filthiest people alive."

611
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,740
Well, what kind of credit rating
do you think that is?

612
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,492
We need that information immediately

613
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:45,078
so that we can prepare
our little surprise for that slut.

614
00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,454
Hold on a minute, cookie.

615
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,581
She's afraid we won't pay her
if she tells us now.

616
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,750
Why? Isn't she coming here
like she said she would?

617
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,252
Let me talk to her.

618
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,462
Cookie, this is Mrs. Marble.

619
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,882
What is this nonsense about the money?
Of course we will pay you.

620
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,467
Look, I'll tell you everything,

621
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,678
but you have to meet me
right away with the money,

622
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,847
all 2,000 of it in $20 bills.

623
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,850
We'll meet you
at Harry little sub shop on 25th street.

624
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,393
You name the time.

625
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:11,414
All right, cookie, now give us
the information immediately.

626
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:16,234
- How do we even know you were there?
- —oh, I was there all right, Mr. Marble.

627
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:20,196
Divine is living under the name
of babs Johnson.

628
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,406
Babs Johnson.

629
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:25,869
Babs Johnson.
Oh, what a stupid fucking name.

630
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:28,747
She sounds like a chimpanzee
on a tire swing.

631
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,291
She's living in a trailer
in Phoenix, Maryland.

632
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:34,169
Who does she live with? Her mother.

633
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:38,173
She lives with her mother
and her mother sleeps in a playpen.

634
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,468
Like a baby? Oh, god, how heartwarming.

635
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:44,596
And her son and her traveling companion.

636
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:48,224
Birthday? A party? When?

637
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,894
Oh, how perfect.

638
00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:55,273
Oh, that pig will never get away with it.
Never, never, never.

639
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,650
It'll be her most
embarrassing birthday yet.

640
00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,570
Mr. Marble, I should be there
in about 20 minutes.

641
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:04,365
You'd better be there or I'm gonna tell
crackers everything about you two.

642
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,867
Thank you, cookie.

643
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,578
At last, our plan can begin.

644
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:12,248
- [Sighs]
- Are you ready for phase one, Raymond?

645
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:15,001
Oh, god. At last, we can show her.

646
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:18,004
At last, we can put our plan into effect.

647
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,758
I only wish I could see her face,
her fat little face,

648
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:26,429
when she realizes that there is indeed
someone filthier than her.

649
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,182
Oh, she can eat the cover of midnrght.

650
00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:34,062
She can eat all her publicity in front of
her rotten little party guests.

651
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,688
-Is her present ready? —oh!

652
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,317
Yes. I've had it
for several months now, Connie.

653
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,027
Oh, look. Here it is.

654
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,655
Oh, I've had it for almost
a year now, all ready.

655
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,406
Special delivery.

656
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:48,660
Phase one:
The filthiest gesture in the world.

657
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,079
Oh, her little surprise package.

658
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,498
Do you think she'll like
our little gesture, Connie?

659
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,458
Do you think she'll appreciate
our little gift?

660
00:38:55,542 --> 00:39:00,755
Oh, for over a year now this has been
only a dream, only a prayer.

661
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,508
But we have her address now.
It is a reality.

662
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:06,386
She will realize soon. She will know soon.

663
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:10,890
Oh, Connie,
at last the battle of filth shall begin!

664
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:12,725
Oh!

665
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:16,729
[Both moaning, gasping]

666
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,776
Oh, I love you, Raymond.

667
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,321
I love you more than anything
in this whole world.

668
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,824
I love you even more
than my own filthiness.

669
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,368
More than my hair color.

670
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:31,578
Oh, god.

671
00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:34,205
I love you more than the sound
of bones breaking,

672
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,457
the sound of the death rattle.

673
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:40,879
Even — even more than my own shit
do I love you, Raymond!

674
00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,716
And — and I, Connie, also love you

675
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,844
more than anything
that I could ever imagine.

676
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,888
More than my hair color.

677
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:53,725
More than the sound of babies crying,

678
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,435
of dogs dying.

679
00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:59,564
Even more than the thought
of original sin itself.

680
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,193
I am yours, Connie,
eternally united to you

681
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:08,489
through an invisible cord
of finely woven filth

682
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:13,870
that even god himself
could never, ever break.

683
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,790
- —["Happy birthday" playing]
- [Chorus vocalizing introduction]

684
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:32,055
[Singer] J“ happy birthday to you j“

685
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:37,268
j“ happy birthday to you j“

686
00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:41,439
j“ happy birthday, dear... j“

687
00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:48,905
j“ happy birthday to you j“

688
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:53,701
[singer, chorus]
J“ happy birthday to you j“

689
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:57,413
j“ happy birthday to you j“

690
00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:01,125
[divine] J“ that old black magic
got me in its spell j“

691
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:04,045
j“ old black magic that
you weave so well j“

692
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:07,548
j“ lts icy fingers up and down my spine j“

693
00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:10,426
j“ same old witchcraft
that once was mine j“

694
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,387
[vocalizing]

695
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,013
J“ oh, waited for j“

696
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:17,266
[vocalizing]

697
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,018
J“ round, round, round / go j“

698
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,561
j“ down, down, down / go j“

699
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:23,272
j“ in that spin
that fabulous spin that I'm r'n j“

700
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:26,442
j“ under that old black
magic called lo ve j“

701
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,695
cotton, dinner's on!

702
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,114
[Bell ringing]

703
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,449
Crackers! Dinner's ready!

704
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,327
[Exhales]

705
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:41,374
Well! You're looking pretty chipper, mama.

706
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,376
How was that egg man today?

707
00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:47,171
Oh, babs, he's gonna come to the party
as my date.

708
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:50,174
And cotton bought me so many eggs today.

709
00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:52,301
- —Oh!
- Look at these.

710
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:56,180
So many little eggies.
And I'm still starving.

711
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:59,684
And I'm going to eat them all
before I go to sleepy.

712
00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,686
- —[Laughing]
- Oh, good.

713
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,399
Mmm! Smells delicious, babs!

714
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,443
Oh, thank you, cotton. It should.

715
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:13,031
I warmed it up when I was downtown today
in my own little oven.

716
00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:15,992
Babs, where do eggs come from?

717
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:19,912
From little chickens, mama.
They lay them, and we eat them.

718
00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:22,749
But suppose someday
there weren't any chickens.

719
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,959
Would that mean
there wouldn't be any eggs?

720
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:27,795
Oh, I don't think you have
to worry about that, mama.

721
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:31,299
But — but is it true, babs?

722
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,926
If there weren't any chickens,
there wouldn't be any eggs?

723
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,261
Is that true?

724
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:39,057
[Chuckles] I suppose so, mama,
but there will always be chickens.

725
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:41,017
You can be sure of that.

726
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,269
But suppose someday it happens.

727
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:45,688
Suppose someday
there weren't any chickens.

728
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:48,524
Oh, babs, what could I possibly do?

729
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,651
And then the egg man wouldn't have...

730
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,570
He wouldn't have a job.

731
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,489
It might happen, babs.

732
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:55,990
What could I do?

733
00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:58,868
Now, mama, that's just egg paranoia.

734
00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,162
I think you're being very silly.

735
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,206
There will always be chickens.

736
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,083
Why, there are so many chickens now

737
00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:07,835
that we can eat some
and let some of them live

738
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,129
in order to supply us with eggs.

739
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,381
Chickens are plentiful, mama.

740
00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:15,676
The world will never be without chickens.

741
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,887
You can be sure of that.

742
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,766
- [Crackers] Afternoon, ma.
- —hi, honey.

743
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,976
- —Mmm.
- Aren't they good?

744
00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:31,025
- —[Knocking]
- Who could that be?

745
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:34,028
I'll be right behind you, ma.
Answer it. It might not be nothing.

746
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,780
It's a fucking mailman.

747
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:38,908
A mailman? What kind of shit is that?
There ain't no address here.

748
00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:41,119
I'll take care of him. Mother, shut up.

749
00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,662
- Crackers, cover me.
- —okay, mama.

750
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:46,105
Cotton, take that gun. You know how to use
it if you have to. Right between the eyes.

751
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,254
- Yes?
- Miss babs Johnson?

752
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:54,173
- Yes, I'm babs Johnson.
- Special delivery package, ma'am.

753
00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:55,341
Sign here, please.

754
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,510
What do you mean,
special delivery package?

755
00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:59,887
There's no address here.

756
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:03,474
Says right here: "Babs Johnson,
a trailer, Phoenix, Maryland."

757
00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:05,101
And you are babs Johnson, aren't you?

758
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,645
Of course, I'm babs Johnson.
I just told you that.

759
00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,230
But there is no address here.

760
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:12,066
This is not on any road, route or street,

761
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:16,571
and I don't want people on my property,
so don't ever bring mail here again.

762
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,030
Do you understand?

763
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:19,657
And the next package you bring me

764
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:21,534
is getting shoved
right up your little ass.

765
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,411
Can you comprehend that?

766
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,913
I understand. I comprehend. I understand.

767
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,416
Now you've received some new training,
as you call it,

768
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,917
and you'd better remember it.

769
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:33,546
You have exactly 15 seconds
to get off of my property, motherfucker,

770
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:36,465
before I break your goddamn neck.

771
00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:37,884
One, 1,000.

772
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,260
Two, 1,000.

773
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:40,636
Three, 1,000.

774
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,013
Four, 1,000.

775
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:43,806
Run, you bastard! Run!

776
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,894
Good work, babs.
He ran just like a jackrabbit.

777
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:49,687
That was a person, ma. I'm sure of that.

778
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,690
At least it wasn't no porker.
I thought for sure it was the cops.

779
00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,150
Who could've sent me this package?

780
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,694
Who would dare send me
a package like this?

781
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,661
The return address is
"the filthiest people alive."

782
00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:08,831
Who would dare use that title?
Who would dare?

783
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:13,836
It's wrapped all fancy.
It's just a birthday present, babs.

784
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:18,216
No, it's no birthday present, cotton.

785
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:20,551
I smell deep, dark trouble.

786
00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:24,138
[Gasps] Oh, my god almighty!

787
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:26,349
Someone has sent me a bowel movement!

788
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,726
- Oh, babs!
- A turd, mama, a turd!

789
00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:32,772
- Who could've sent this?
- —aah! A turd?

790
00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:35,900
Oh, a turd! Oh, babs!

791
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,361
This is a direct attack on my divinity,

792
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:41,948
a direct attack on the peace and Harmony
of our last few weeks here,

793
00:45:42,031 --> 00:45:45,993
an outrageous attempt
to humiliate and disgrace my private life.

794
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,745
Someone will pay for this!

795
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:51,040
Someone will pay with their life
for this grossly offensive act!

796
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:54,877
Mama, nobody sends you a turd
and expects to live. Nobody!

797
00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,630
Why would anybody do this to us? Why?

798
00:45:57,713 --> 00:46:00,049
Look. Look, here's a card.

799
00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:01,217
Read it, cotton.

800
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:07,056
It's a birthday card.
A fucking birthday card!

801
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:09,392
Well, what does it say? What does it say?

802
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,560
Oh, god, babs.

803
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,396
"Happy birthday, fatso."

804
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:14,522
[Shouts] Oh!

805
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:18,276
"You are no longer
the filthiest person alive. We are."

806
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:21,529
Oh!
—signed, "the filthiest people alive."

807
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,489
Oh, just as I thought.

808
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:26,492
And a deliberate attempt
to seize my title!

809
00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,327
Egg man didn't do it, babs.

810
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,913
I know the egg man didn't do it.

811
00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:34,208
Oh, I don't think he did either, mother.
Now, shut up and let me think, will you?

812
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,127
That cookie was asking
questions, crackers.

813
00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,546
- —I heard her.
- She's right, ma. She's right.

814
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,949
But why would she send us a turd?

815
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:42,049
Who knows? Who knows?

816
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:44,010
These are obviouslyjealous people...

817
00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:46,178
Jealous of our careers,
of all of our press.

818
00:46:46,262 --> 00:46:49,015
Why else would they sign that
"the filthiest people alive"?

819
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:51,726
Everyone knows that that title
has become my trademark.

820
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:55,688
Why, to use it in this way is only to
insinuate that they are filthier than I.

821
00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:57,815
How could anyone seriously believe that?

822
00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:00,109
How could anyone be filthier than divine?

823
00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:02,737
I'm afraid our little vacation
must come to an end.

824
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,698
This must be nipped in the bud.
It's already out of hand.

825
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:09,201
Now we must out-filth
the asshole or assholes that sent this.

826
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,620
And then they must die!

827
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:14,123
[Mr. J] Connie and Raymond marble,

828
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:18,836
whrle you are away,
the servants will play.

829
00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:23,341
Well, miss sandstone,
after going over your qualifications,

830
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:25,926
Mr. Marble and I feel
that you are not exactly

831
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,054
what we had in mind for the job.

832
00:47:28,137 --> 00:47:30,222
Not only have you never heard of divine,

833
00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:32,641
which is one of the key elements
for this particularjob,

834
00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:36,145
but you also seem to show
a lack of general experience.

835
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:40,149
And to be perfectly honest,
we feel that you are sort of a dullard.

836
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:43,277
Why isn't Channing here
to take off my coat?

837
00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:46,781
He's getting lazier and lazier
as each day ends, Raymond.

838
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:47,865
I'll speak to him.

839
00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:51,035
We must remember that Channing
isn't as intelligent as you or I.

840
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,790
[Channing] This is a high-securityjob,
as you can well imagine,

841
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,918
and we personally just don't feel
that you meet our...

842
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,669
Oh, how should I say?

843
00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:04,298
Our admittedly sometimes stringent
screening process.

844
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,968
- Who on earth is that?
- It sounds like Channing.

845
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,596
Well, doing what, I'd like to know.

846
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:11,680
Shh!

847
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,316
I love you, Raymond.

848
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,610
I love you more than
anything in this world.

849
00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:29,615
I love you more than my own filthiness,
even more than my own hair color.

850
00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:33,119
[Exhales sharply]
More than the sound of bones breaking,

851
00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,246
the sound of the death rattle.

852
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,039
Oh! Oh, my.

853
00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:45,005
And I, Connie,

854
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:46,799
I, Connie, also love you

855
00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:49,677
more than anything I could ever imagine,

856
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,138
more than my own hair color,

857
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:54,765
more than the sound of babies screaming,

858
00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:56,475
the sound of dogs dying.

859
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,854
What do you think you're doing?

860
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,189
What is the meaning of this outrage?

861
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:06,235
Let me at him! I've been waiting
to do this for a lifetime!

862
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:07,862
No, Connie, no!

863
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,156
How do you dare to be dressed as you are?

864
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,825
How do you dare to be saying
the things we heard you say?

865
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:13,951
No! Please, listen!

866
00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,454
I didn't mean any harm.
Oh, let me go, Connie!

867
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:19,206
You little asshole,
you'd better start explaining.

868
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:23,878
How dare you go into my personal
clothes closet and get my suit!

869
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,380
And that's my makeup
you have on, isn't it?

870
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,466
You sneaky little drag queen!

871
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:30,759
You've been spying on us, haven't you?

872
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:33,179
Huh? Haven't you, aerial ears?

873
00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:36,432
Mimicking my wife's hard work
and her beautiful appearance.

874
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:40,478
And having the gall to repeat words
that Connie and I spoke confidentially,

875
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:43,522
words that are guarded
by the holy seal of matrimony.

876
00:49:43,606 --> 00:49:45,357
Oh, I can't help it!

877
00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:47,902
I didn't mean any harm!
It was just playing!

878
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,946
"Playing"?
Is that what you call it, Channing?

879
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,616
Or should I start calling you
"Connie" now?

880
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,743
Is that what you'd like?

881
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,661
[Sobbing] No, Connie! Stop hitting me!

882
00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,580
I didn't do anything to you!

883
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:03,375
I was just here by myself
and I get feeling funny when I'm alone.

884
00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:06,003
Those girls are down there, don't forget.

885
00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:08,797
And I can't stand being
in the same house with them.

886
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:12,051
If I sit downstairs,
I can hear them screaming,

887
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:15,429
screaming and crying,
and then I get all nervous.

888
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:18,140
Then I get these spells. I don't plan it.

889
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,642
It just happens.

890
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:23,312
Then, well, I think about my position,
my social standing,

891
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:26,106
just like you two do, and I just play.

892
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,108
I just make believe that I am you.

893
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:31,362
I know it isn't reality.
I know that I'm really me.

894
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:34,323
Haven't I been a faithful servant
for two years now?

895
00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:36,784
Haven't I given you my all in this job?

896
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,953
Oh, you've been faithful, all right.

897
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:42,665
Faithful in your stupidity,
faithful in your laziness,

898
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:46,126
faithful in your incompetent
lame-brained attitude.

899
00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:50,714
And now this shockingly fiagrant
breach of contract.

900
00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:54,885
We can no longer employ you
here at 3900, Channing.

901
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:56,762
That is obvious.

902
00:50:56,845 --> 00:51:00,307
There will be a complete inspection
of all your bags, Channing,

903
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:03,352
so do not attempt
to take any of my clothing with you.

904
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:07,565
I will also take a complete inventory
of all my belongings,

905
00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:08,941
from makeup...

906
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,944
Oh, god! Right on down to panties!

907
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:15,030
And, of course, have everything
sent to the cleaners immediately.

908
00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:19,034
God knows what
you could've gotten on my clothes.

909
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:22,746
Now, go to your room, Channing,
and stay there until we summon you!

910
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:24,623
Oh, please change your minds!

911
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,792
It was only playing! I won't ever...

912
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,335
Stop that yammering and move.

913
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,045
And don't try anything funny

914
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:32,107
or you'll be right down there
with Suzie and Linda.

915
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:33,507
How would you like that?

916
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,925
[Scoffs] Had we known,

917
00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,928
we would've given you a maid's uniform
to wear instead of a Butler's!

918
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:40,014
[Both laughing]

919
00:51:41,682 --> 00:51:44,935
[Sniffling, whimpering]

920
00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:53,652
Just playing. Just playing.

921
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:55,946
Oh, I know I'm not you, Connie.

922
00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:57,698
It was just playing.

923
00:51:57,781 --> 00:52:01,410
I didn't mean any harm.
Oh, Raymond, I wasn't really spying.

924
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:04,705
It was just playing.
Oh, what will they do with me?

925
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:08,167
Oh, god, please make them let me stay.

926
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,253
I'm afraid. Oh, god, have mercy on me.

927
00:52:11,337 --> 00:52:12,838
Now what are you saying?

928
00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,758
Nothing, Raymond! Oh, god, nothing!
I wasn't saying anything.

929
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,441
Connie and I have to go out for a while.

930
00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:20,308
We want to be sure you stay in your room,
so we're going to lock you in.

931
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:23,557
Lock me in?
I won't go anywhere, Raymond. Please.

932
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,401
You shouldn't mind staying
in here, Channing.

933
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:28,395
It's rather obvious that you are,
to use vulgar slang,

934
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,272
a closet queen, as they call it.

935
00:52:30,356 --> 00:52:32,274
Oh, no, Raymond, please!

936
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,777
Don't lock me in.
Please, I won't go anywhere.

937
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,862
I'll just stay here
and be me when you're gone.

938
00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,865
I won't even think about being you!
Oh, please!

939
00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:43,911
[Mr. J] With the shock of the
obscene parcel strl/ fresh in their minds,

940
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:47,831
the trarler residents bra very go ahead
with their birthday celebration

941
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:51,126
and the egg man lets his true feelings
be known to Edie.

942
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:52,836
Oh, happy day/

943
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,423
Edie has accepted the egg mans
offer of marriage.

944
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:02,262
And you mean you'll bring me
50 eggs a day?

945
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,347
Mm—hmm.

946
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:08,227
And I can come and visit
babs and cotton and crackers?

947
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:13,232
And you'll buy me a new girdle and bra
and pretty underthings?

948
00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:15,234
Yes, Edie. Yes, yes, yes.

949
00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:19,321
I'll make you the happiest egg lady ever.
Don't you worry about that.

950
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:23,242
I love you. I love you more
than anything in this whole world.

951
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,077
And right after the party's over,

952
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,163
you and I are gonna take
our first little trip together.

953
00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:33,168
I'm gonna take you to the largest
poultry factory on the east coast.

954
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:38,340
And then you can eat and eat and eat
all the eggs you ever want.

955
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:40,008
A hundred eggs a day?

956
00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:42,177
You mean I can eat a hundred eggs?

957
00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:44,847
A thousand if you want 'em.

958
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:47,850
Oh, I do love you, Mr. Egg man,

959
00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:52,479
even though I do love my little eggies
just a little bit better.

960
00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:57,359
But I do love you, Mr. Egg man,
more than any man I have ever known.

961
00:53:57,443 --> 00:54:02,197
And I, Edie, love you more than any woman
I have ever laid eyes on.

962
00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:06,034
And if you love me
just half as much as you love them eggs,

963
00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:09,872
then our marriage will be
just as good as sealed in heaven.

964
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:25,137
J“ happy, happy birthday, baby j“

965
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,222
["pink champagne" playing]

966
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:31,101
-J“ go j“ - yeah/

967
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,069
[Song continues playing]

968
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,278
[No audible dialogue]

969
00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:24,404
-J“ go j“ - yeah/

970
00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:30,369
[singer shouting, faint]

971
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,586
J“ okay, lets go j“

972
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:51,932
J“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

973
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,768
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

974
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:57,271
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

975
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,690
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

976
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:01,733
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

977
00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:07,072
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

978
00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:09,449
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

979
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:12,077
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

980
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,663
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

981
00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:16,707
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

982
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,879
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

983
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,548
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

984
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,925
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

985
00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:29,303
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

986
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:31,889
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

987
00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:34,308
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

988
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,685
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

989
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:39,313
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

990
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,732
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

991
00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:44,067
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

992
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,864
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

993
00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,617
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

994
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,328
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

995
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:56,747
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

996
00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,957
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

997
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,212
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

998
00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:06,715
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

999
00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:09,092
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1000
00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:11,386
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1001
00:57:11,470 --> 00:57:13,722
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1002
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:20,145
-j“ go j“ - yeah/

1003
00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:24,191
-j“ go j“ - yeah/

1004
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,276
[no audible dialogue]

1005
00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,785
J“ okay, lets go j“

1006
00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,880
J“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1007
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,548
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1008
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:50,634
["surfin' bird" playing]

1009
00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:53,720
[Singer vocalizing]

1010
00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:14,074
[Vocalizing continues]

1011
00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:27,045
[No audible dialogue]

1012
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,131
[Vocalizing continues]

1013
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,515
[Vocalizing continues]

1014
00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:45,522
[No audible dialogue]

1015
00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:08,670
[Song ends]

1016
00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:13,925
Operator, give me
the police office, please.

1017
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:17,304
- County headquarters.
- Phase three, Raymond. Phase three.

1018
00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:22,059
Hello. I'd like to report
a lewd and disorderly party.

1019
00:59:22,768 --> 00:59:24,686
No. I'm a neighbor,
and it's making me sick.

1020
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:25,937
The sight of such perverts

1021
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:28,231
guzzling wine and taking dope
right out in the open.

1022
00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:29,900
Tell them where it is.

1023
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,903
It's on philpot road,
first driveway on the left.

1024
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:35,614
Walk up into the woods
and it's taking place in a trailer.

1025
00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:39,409
Yes, I believe a woman does live there,
if you can call her a woman.

1026
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:41,203
She is a whore, officer.

1027
00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:45,791
Yes, well, I feel when I see these things
going on that it's my duty to report them.

1028
00:59:45,874 --> 00:59:47,876
[Sirens wailing]

1029
00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:49,795
[No audible dialogue]

1030
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:02,307
["Pink champagne" resumes playing]

1031
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,610
J“ okay, lets go j“

1032
01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:25,122
J“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1033
01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:27,124
["riot in cell block #9" playing]

1034
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:29,626
[Song: Sirens wailing,
machine guns firing]

1035
01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:40,262
[Song continues playing]

1036
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:46,810
["Pink champagne" resumes playing]

1037
01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:56,027
[Inaudible]

1038
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:57,237
J“ okay, lets go j“

1039
01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:09,249
J“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1040
01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:11,918
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1041
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:14,337
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1042
01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,965
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1043
01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:19,092
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1044
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:24,347
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1045
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:26,808
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1046
01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:29,186
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1047
01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:31,313
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1048
01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:34,149
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1049
01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:36,693
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1050
01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:39,070
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1051
01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,530
j“ I/I/ine, wine, wine j“

1052
01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:43,617
[organ: "Bridal chorus" playing]

1053
01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:06,097
[No audible dialogue]

1054
01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:13,939
[Mr. J]
Even with the hectic events of the day,

1055
01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:18,735
Raymond marble strl/ finds time
to satisfy his perverted urges.

1056
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:23,156
Watch as he not only commits
another act of r'ndecent exposure

1057
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:28,370
but adds to this social horror
by making his wife wait in the car.

1058
01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:30,455
Is there no shame?

1059
01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:32,540
["Chicken grabber" playing]

1060
01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:40,507
- —[Chicken clucking]
- [Song continues playing]

1061
01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:44,511
J“ oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
oh, man, yeah j“

1062
01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:51,643
j“ yeah, yeah, yeah, man
yeah, yeah j“

1063
01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:53,436
j“ yeah j“

1064
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,272
[chicken clucking, shrieking]

1065
01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:58,650
J“oh, go, man, go, go, go, man j“

1066
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,406
[chicken clucking, shrieking]

1067
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:11,329
- —[Chicken clucking, shrieking]
- [Song continues playing]

1068
01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:25,343
[Song ends]

1069
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:30,015
[Mr. J] That is not the only shock
you have before you, Raymond marble,

1070
01:03:30,098 --> 01:03:32,058
because at this exact moment

1071
01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:37,355
divine has learned of your jealous scheme
fiom the local town gossrp.

1072
01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:41,818
She also has your address, asshole!

1073
01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:47,657
Connie! Raymond!

1074
01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:50,201
They're probably hiding their asses.

1075
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,704
It'd be a prudent move
on their part if they were,

1076
01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:55,206
but I could smell them if they were here.

1077
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:57,125
Come on, let's go upstairs.

1078
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:03,590
- Connie, you have company.
- We got something here for you.

1079
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:07,218
Ew! Their bedroom.

1080
01:04:07,302 --> 01:04:09,262
Their fuck chamber itself.

1081
01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:13,224
Oh, this is where they mate, crackers,
right here on this very bed.

1082
01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:16,311
This is where they touch
their uninspired little organs together,

1083
01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:20,148
vainly trying to recharge
their worn-out battery of filthiness,

1084
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:23,109
thrashing and moaning
in the still of the night.

1085
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:24,194
[Moaning]

1086
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:28,031
What kind of shit turns them on, mama?
What do they do in here?

1087
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:31,159
All sorts of disgusting positions,
I would imagine, crackers.

1088
01:04:31,242 --> 01:04:33,912
Connie probably takes Raymond's
little peanut of a cock

1089
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,789
between her brittle, chapped lips

1090
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:38,625
and then scrapes her ugly, decayed teeth
up and down on it,

1091
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:42,003
while asshole Raymond thinks he's getting
the best head on the east coast.

1092
01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:45,340
Then they probably sit here and stare
at each other's blue and red hair

1093
01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:48,259
while they goose each other
and say dirty words.

1094
01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:51,096
Oh, get everything real good, honey.

1095
01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:53,390
[Both moaning]

1096
01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:07,278
[Both continue moaning]

1097
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:26,548
Oh, crackers, get this couch real good.

1098
01:05:26,631 --> 01:05:28,216
[Moaning continues]

1099
01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:31,761
They probably sit here and say all sorts
of banal things to one another.

1100
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:36,182
Why, they may have even decided
to send us that turd on this very sofa.

1101
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,309
I'm getting it all, mama. Don't you worry.

1102
01:05:38,393 --> 01:05:40,311
They think they're filthy.

1103
01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:43,648
We'll just see what the furniture thinks.
Right, mama? Am I right?

1104
01:05:43,731 --> 01:05:46,734
Yes, crackers, yes. Don't miss anything.

1105
01:05:46,818 --> 01:05:50,113
Should I shit on the floor, mama?
Right here in the living room?

1106
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:52,615
No, crackers, no. Don't do anything yet.

1107
01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:55,034
Oh! Just get your saliva glands going.

1108
01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:57,954
Real good.

1109
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,417
Juicy.

1110
01:06:07,714 --> 01:06:10,842
But is it enough, mama? Will it be enough?

1111
01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:13,887
Shouldn't we do something
a little filthier, a little heavier,

1112
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,472
just to be sure?

1113
01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,307
Oh, we still have other rooms to go.

1114
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,267
The dining room!

1115
01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:28,193
Oh, this is where they eat, crackers.

1116
01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:30,557
This is where they shove dirty
little portions of bacteria

1117
01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:32,280
down their weaselly little throats.

1118
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:38,578
This is where they spread
germs, disease and infection,

1119
01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:42,081
gobbling obscene fruits and vegetables
all in the name of health.

1120
01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:43,374
How disgusting!

1121
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:45,752
Get this table soaking wet.

1122
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,633
Oh, mama, mama, this is gonna work.

1123
01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:54,594
Our divinity will show through.

1124
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:58,223
It'll show through all the bullshit
crammed in this little dwelling.

1125
01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:03,645
The house will react, mama.
It's gonna react real good.

1126
01:07:05,230 --> 01:07:08,274
Oh, crackers.
Oh, crackers, my baby crackers.

1127
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:10,401
No house could stand
the two of our venoms.

1128
01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:12,195
- —[Grunting]
- Our saliva...

1129
01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:14,864
Oh, crackers, it will work.

1130
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:18,910
Without you, it wouldn't have been enough.
Oh, my only son, crackers.

1131
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,708
Oh, mama, mama.

1132
01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:28,962
I just thank god above
I was lucky enough to be the soul

1133
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,713
that was placed in my body,

1134
01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:32,799
the body of divine's son,

1135
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:36,094
the body and blood
of another generation of divinity.

1136
01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:39,514
Oh, crackers! Crackers.
My only baby, crackers.

1137
01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,307
My own flesh and blood.

1138
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,977
My own heritage. My own genes.

1139
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,313
Oh, crackers, let mama
receive you like communion.

1140
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:51,317
Let mama make a gift to you,
a gift that only a mother can make,

1141
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:55,280
a gift so special it will curse this house
for years after we're gone.

1142
01:07:55,363 --> 01:07:58,449
Oh, crackers,
a gift of supreme motherhood!

1143
01:07:58,533 --> 01:07:59,909
A gift of divinity!

1144
01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:01,286
Oh, mama!

1145
01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:03,955
Oh, mama!

1146
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,791
Oh, mama, I want to accept your gift.

1147
01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:10,753
Oh, mama, accept it
as a loving son should, mama.

1148
01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:14,841
Oh, mama, a son that would kill for you,

1149
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:17,969
steal for you, even die for you, mama!

1150
01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:20,221
Oh, yes, mama! I accept your gift!

1151
01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:22,890
I accept it as a loving son should, mama.

1152
01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:26,394
Yes, mama, I'm yours, completely yours.

1153
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:31,441
Oh, crackers, prepare to receive
the most divine gift a mother can give.

1154
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:34,027
[Moaning] Oh! Oh, mama!

1155
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,821
Mama! Oh, this will clinch it.

1156
01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:39,198
This will ruin this house forever.

1157
01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:42,452
Oh, mama! That's it. That's it.

1158
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:44,329
[Moaning]

1159
01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:45,955
Do my balls, mama!

1160
01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:47,373
That's it! Ah!

1161
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,584
Farther! Farther down!

1162
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,711
Oh, mama! Oh!

1163
01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:54,297
You're the best! The best ever!

1164
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:57,050
I should have known
you'd be better than anyone.

1165
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:59,344
[Moaning] —[Knocking]

1166
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,308
- [Knocking continues]
- [Channing] Help! Let me out!

1167
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:09,020
- Oh, crackers! Somebody else is in here.
- —but, mama! Mama!

1168
01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:10,605
- Oh, quit that!
- Goddamn it, mama!

1169
01:09:10,688 --> 01:09:12,690
Get your pants up!
Somebody else is in the house!

1170
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,025
Goddamn it!

1171
01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:23,618
This place oughta go up like a tinderbox.

1172
01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:25,078
Let's spread it everywhere.

1173
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,830
God, I love the smell
of gasoline, Raymond.

1174
01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:30,416
We are the filthiest people alive.

1175
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,627
As we have always been, Connie.

1176
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:36,005
Oh, revenge, sweet revenge.

1177
01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:37,965
I wonder how that fat cow likes prison.

1178
01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:40,927
Probably couldn't fit the sow
into a cell with anybody else.

1179
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,055
I wonder how
her party guests like her now.

1180
01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:48,017
I wonder how —
If she had a happy birthday.

1181
01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:52,665
Let's hurry up and get out of here.
You know how fire makes me nervous.

1182
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:53,773
Nonsense, Raymond.

1183
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:57,777
Fire is beautiful, licking and scorching
everything it touches.

1184
01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:01,114
Get some more on here.
Get their bedrooms good.

1185
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:05,284
Who else is in this house?
Where is everyone else hiding?

1186
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,995
Just the girls. Please don't hurt me.
I won't call the police.

1187
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:11,082
You're goddamn right you won't!
Now, where are Connie and Raymond marble?

1188
01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:12,750
They're out. I swear they went out.

1189
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:15,420
Just the girls are here.
Just the girls in the cellar.

1190
01:10:15,503 --> 01:10:16,629
What girls?

1191
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,631
The girls they keep
locked up in the cellar.

1192
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:21,092
Please let me go.
Just let me out of this house.

1193
01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:23,886
You can do anything you like.
Just please let me out of this house.

1194
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:25,722
When will the marbles be back? Tell us!

1195
01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:29,016
I don't know. I swear I don't know.

1196
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:32,103
They locked me in here this morning.
They fired me.

1197
01:10:32,186 --> 01:10:35,732
Just let me out of this house.
Please, just let me out of this house.

1198
01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:38,651
Come on. We'll go see about these girls
you keep talking about.

1199
01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:45,867
Oh, please help us.

1200
01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:47,493
Oh, please.

1201
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,203
What is — what is this?

1202
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:51,414
Oh, please, please help us.

1203
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:53,791
Call the police. Contact my parents.

1204
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:56,252
Please take this note.
The address is on the back.

1205
01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:59,005
What's happened?
Please, tell us what's happened.

1206
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,840
Where are Connie and Raymond marble?

1207
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,217
- —What is this shit?
- How could I know?

1208
01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:04,844
I've been locked up here.

1209
01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:07,430
I never saw them except
for the day they kidnapped me.

1210
01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:10,641
We never see them. Only Channing.

1211
01:11:10,725 --> 01:11:12,393
Please help us to escape.

1212
01:11:12,477 --> 01:11:14,604
Oh, miss lady, whoever you are,

1213
01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:17,356
I beg of you
to free Linda and I from here.

1214
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:21,068
Please, so I can have an abortion
before it's too late.

1215
01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:24,113
If you free us, we will do anything.

1216
01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:27,700
Did the marbles lock you down here?
Did they do this to you?

1217
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:30,203
Yes. I've been down here for months...

1218
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,206
Endless, horror-filled months
in this damned pit,

1219
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,666
chained like a starving animal,

1220
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:39,879
only hoping that I would be killed
rather than continue living like this.

1221
01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:42,173
You never see the marbles? Never?

1222
01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:44,425
No, only chan,

1223
01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:47,512
this repulsive pervert you have tied up.

1224
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:51,557
Please! He raped us both
so we'd become pregnant!

1225
01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:55,645
The marbles just sit up there
waiting for us to die in childbirth

1226
01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:57,522
and then they sell the poor babies.

1227
01:11:57,605 --> 01:11:59,273
It's been a nightmare.

1228
01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:02,777
If you don't free us,
we will die and rot in this pit.

1229
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,445
They have no mercy.

1230
01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,073
Free them, crackers. I'll hold him.

1231
01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:08,825
Chan's got the key in his pocket.

1232
01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:11,410
No! Let me go! I didn't do anything.

1233
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:12,703
Shut up, you filthy bastard.

1234
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:16,457
Oh, miss lady, whoever you are,
don't let him go. Please.

1235
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:18,042
He is our keeper.

1236
01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:21,838
He has beaten me many times
and caused me untold misery.

1237
01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:24,382
He's one of them! Don't let him go!

1238
01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:25,925
He works for the marbles!

1239
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:28,052
No. I was only doing my job.

1240
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:30,096
I have no malice toward either of you.

1241
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:33,516
- [Crackers] There you go, honey.
- —oh, thank you. Thank you.

1242
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,893
Oh, god, I can go home again.

1243
01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:38,271
Keep him tied.

1244
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,481
[Crackers]
There you go, missy, free as a bird.

1245
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:42,900
Oh, thank you so very much.

1246
01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:44,569
Could we chain him?

1247
01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:48,155
Oh, do whatever you like.
You can even kill him if you want to.

1248
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:51,659
Either you do it, or we will,
whichever you prefer.

1249
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:54,203
- Oh, let us! Let us!
- Let us!

1250
01:12:56,956 --> 01:13:00,084
Well, chan, the tables turn, don't they?

1251
01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:02,670
No, please, Suzie, I couldn't free you.

1252
01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:05,673
I was only doing my job. Have mercy on me!

1253
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:08,676
Bullshit, chan! You could've freed us.

1254
01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:11,721
Why didn't you help us escape
if you felt no malice towards us?

1255
01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:15,391
Bullshit! You kept us locked up
like slaves, bastard!

1256
01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:16,893
And you're gonna pay for it.

1257
01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:20,396
I'm gonna cut
that big, fat worm right off you.

1258
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:22,690
Oh, no! Oh, god, not that!

1259
01:13:22,773 --> 01:13:27,653
Wanna jerk offjust one more time, stud?
Just one more time?

1260
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:29,447
[Channing] No!
—[Suzie] Hold him.

1261
01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:31,073
There. I've got it.

1262
01:13:31,157 --> 01:13:33,242
[Linda] Cut it!
—[Channing] No! No!

1263
01:13:33,326 --> 01:13:35,661
[Channing screams]

1264
01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:37,747
[Both laughing]

1265
01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:45,046
Light it, my darling.

1266
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:48,215
We are the filthiest people alive.

1267
01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:52,094
Oh! —fire, fire, burn it down.

1268
01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:54,889
Fire, fire, to the ground.

1269
01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:58,851
[Both gasping]

1270
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:01,687
[Connie] Burn, you fucker! Burn!

1271
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:05,274
[Raymond] Let's hurry and get out of here
before someone sees the smoke.

1272
01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:08,611
The smoke, Connie. It's done.
The battle of filth has been won.

1273
01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:11,530
[Connie]
We are the filthiest people alive!

1274
01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:13,115
[Raymond] Run, Connie, run!

1275
01:14:13,199 --> 01:14:16,619
[Both cackling]

1276
01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,747
[Connie] Oh! The filthiest!

1277
01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:17,628
- Those goddamn marbles.
- We'll take care of 'em, mama.

1278
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,349
- We'll get those assholes later.
- Mama, look! There's smoke!

1279
01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,393
-Oh, my god! —oh, the trailer!

1280
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:24,478
- —Oh, no! No!
- [Cotton] No!

1281
01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:28,733
- Oh, god, no!
- [Sobbing] Oh, no! No!

1282
01:15:28,816 --> 01:15:31,027
My gorgeous hideaway!

1283
01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:34,447
Oh, no! No! No!

1284
01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:38,743
- —Oh, god!
- And Franklin's theatrical wardrobe!

1285
01:15:38,826 --> 01:15:41,245
[Crackers] They did it.
Them fucking marbles did it.

1286
01:15:42,246 --> 01:15:45,166
Back! Back! Back to the marbles!

1287
01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:46,792
A press conference!

1288
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:49,295
Back to the marbles
and seize those fuckers!

1289
01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:51,964
I'll kill 'em! I'll kill 'em!

1290
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:55,051
[Divine wailing]

1291
01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:53,192
At last it is over, Raymond.

1292
01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:56,320
The battle of filth has been won.

1293
01:16:56,403 --> 01:16:58,405
This calls for a celebration.

1294
01:16:58,489 --> 01:17:00,908
In certainly does. A victory celebration.

1295
01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:03,911
Oh, Jesus! God, I love you, Raymond.

1296
01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:06,705
Are you happy with our filthiness,
my darling?

1297
01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:09,416
Are you glad that your wife
is here beside you,

1298
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:12,211
sharing with you this bond of filth?

1299
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:15,005
This has been the most important day
of my life, Connie.

1300
01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:16,549
Filthiness is a reality.

1301
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,717
After all these years
of nagging uncertainty,

1302
01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:22,596
I know now that we are indeed
the filthiest couple alive.

1303
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,648
Come to me, my darling.

1304
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:37,194
Come receive what was promised you
in the holy vows of matrimony.

1305
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:42,074
I am yours, Raymond, all yours,
my beautiful darling.

1306
01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:43,951
- [Screams]
- Connie!

1307
01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:47,371
- Connie, are you all right?
- What happened, Raymond? What happened?

1308
01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:48,998
The couch! It rejected you!

1309
01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:51,959
Something's wrong, Raymond.
Something's terribly wrong.

1310
01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,522
Well, it's just out of order.
You're all right, Connie. Get up.

1311
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:58,007
I'm afraid to, honey.
How can a couch be out of order?

1312
01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:02,011
Something just went wrong with it, Connie.
You're all right. See? This chair is okay.

1313
01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:06,348
- —It's all right.
- But that couch threw me, Raymond.

1314
01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:09,602
Nothing can be the matter with that couch.
We just got it.

1315
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,270
- —Oh!
- [Screams] Raymond!

1316
01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,106
I'm all right, Connie.
I'm not hurt. [Groans]

1317
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:18,277
Something is the matter with this house.
Channing must have done something.

1318
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,863
He'll know something.
We'll beat it out of him.

1319
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:24,742
[Both screeching]

1320
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,370
He's gone, Connie. Channing has escaped.

1321
01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:30,080
How could he have escaped?

1322
01:18:30,164 --> 01:18:33,250
Raymond, check the pit.
He may have let the girls go.

1323
01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:35,419
They'll call the police, Connie!
The police!

1324
01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:39,131
Oh, my god! The police!

1325
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,716
The police!

1326
01:18:43,344 --> 01:18:46,013
- —Oh!
- [Screaming]

1327
01:18:46,096 --> 01:18:48,182
He's been castrated!

1328
01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:50,476
His penis is gone!

1329
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,686
The girls have escaped!
The girls have escaped!

1330
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:55,564
They'll call the police.
Hurry. Let's get out of here.

1331
01:18:55,648 --> 01:18:56,899
[Connie screaming]

1332
01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:00,361
Raymond, I'm afraid!

1333
01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,779
Hurry, Connie. Hurry.

1334
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,909
[Connie, Raymond gasp]

1335
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,203
Connie and Raymond marble!

1336
01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:12,373
- —Oh, no!
- No, stop it! Stop it!

1337
01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:14,458
You're gonna get it good, bitch.

1338
01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:17,211
[Both whimpering]

1339
01:19:17,294 --> 01:19:18,921
[Raymond] No, leave us...

1340
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:21,257
Well, well, well.

1341
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:23,425
Connie and Raymond marble.

1342
01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:27,429
I've been looking foward to meeting you.
It's a real pleasure.

1343
01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:30,015
And you're even bigger assholes
than I imagined.

1344
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,892
You burned my house down!

1345
01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:34,979
No, please. Who are you?
We don't know you.

1346
01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:37,690
- [Cotton] Make it too tight.
- —you know who I am, bitch!

1347
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,317
I'm the filthiest person alive!
That's who I am!

1348
01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:44,446
No, please, you must be mistaken.
Our name is Waldo. Harry and Jean Waldo.

1349
01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:47,825
Shut up! Just shut up!
Gag him before I kill him!

1350
01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:51,954
Wait for the newsmen, ma.
Wait for the newsmen.

1351
01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:53,706
Wait till they get here.

1352
01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:55,207
That ought to shut him up.

1353
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:59,336
Hey, Raymond, you must think
we're awful fucking stupid, huh?

1354
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:01,630
Huh? Well,
here's a little something for you.

1355
01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:03,465
Burn down our house, will you?

1356
01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:06,176
Who are you? You have the wrong people!

1357
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,928
Shut up, Connie! Shut up!

1358
01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:10,222
You know who we are! Cut the hogwash!

1359
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:11,432
Save it for the papers.

1360
01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:14,435
You're Connie marble and you're gonna pay
for being Connie marble.

1361
01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:16,061
No! No!

1362
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:18,147
[Muffled screaming]

1363
01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:22,151
And you're going to pay royally, bitch.

1364
01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:25,821
Let this be a lesson to you,
just in case there is reincarnation.

1365
01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:28,407
It's virtually impossible
to be filthier than divine.

1366
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:30,826
I didn't get my reputation
for nothing, you know.

1367
01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:33,662
But you found out too late, Connie.
Yeah, too late.

1368
01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:36,266
'Cause you and shithead here
aren't going to be around tomorrow.

1369
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:39,460
No, you're not going to be around
to put your newfound knowledge to use.

1370
01:20:39,543 --> 01:20:41,253
'Cause you're gonna be dead, Connie!

1371
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,505
Dead! Yes, dead!

1372
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:46,675
That's tight, crackers.
It's so tight it makes their blood hurt.

1373
01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:48,844
Oh, just make sure
they don't make another sound,

1374
01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:50,262
because I don't think I'd be able

1375
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:52,181
to control myself
if they made any more noise.

1376
01:20:52,264 --> 01:20:56,435
I'd just have to kill them right now!
I just won't be able to wait!

1377
01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:59,605
I know what you mean, babs.
I feel like ripping them apart myself.

1378
01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:02,149
They ain't gonna be doing
much talking, are you?

1379
01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:04,818
Come on, children.
We can't keep the photographers waiting.

1380
01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:07,339
And we're going to give them a story
that will knock the news day

1381
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,406
right off its fucking boring little ass.

1382
01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:13,577
Come on, Connie and Raymond.
You have a personal appearance to make.

1383
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,418
John vader of the midnrght here,

1384
01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:24,004
looking for divine
somewhere in Phoenix, Maryland.

1385
01:21:24,088 --> 01:21:26,298
Divine, you're looking fantastic.

1386
01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:29,259
Why, thank you, Mr. Vader.
I'm so glad you could come.

1387
01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:31,345
Nat curzan here from the tattler.

1388
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:33,764
- Well, good afternoon, Mr. Curzan.
- —hello.

1389
01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:35,015
Gentlemen, get ready,

1390
01:21:35,099 --> 01:21:38,519
'cause you're about to witness the trial
of these two unfortunates,

1391
01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:41,313
commonly known
as Connie and Raymond marble.

1392
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:43,982
Their trial will take place
in front of your very eyes

1393
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,818
and their execution will follow.

1394
01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,904
- We're gonna witness an actual murder?
- —a live homicide?

1395
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:50,614
That is right, gentlemen.

1396
01:21:50,697 --> 01:21:52,825
Goldstein. Larry Goldstein.

1397
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,368
Very tempting.

1398
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:57,121
And I have a question
for you, miss... cotton.

1399
01:21:57,204 --> 01:21:59,957
- Is that correct? "Cotton"?
- Yes, it is.

1400
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,836
Are you a willing accomplice to these
murders that are about to take place?

1401
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:06,713
This is not exactly a murder,
Mr. Goldstein.

1402
01:22:06,797 --> 01:22:10,676
This is a court, a kangaroo court,
as the headlines could scream.

1403
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:13,554
Not a mere murder as you would call it.

1404
01:22:13,637 --> 01:22:15,848
If we were involved
in merely another murder,

1405
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,516
it could hardly be headlines.

1406
01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:20,436
It's not just the publicity.

1407
01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:24,356
My mama couldn't go on her everyday life
with this kind of shit going on.

1408
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:27,443
My mama was not the aggressor
in this little war we had.

1409
01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:31,280
She only did what had to be done.
It was suicide on their part.

1410
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:34,283
And, cotton,
I notice a smile on your lips.

1411
01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:35,784
Does murder make you happy?

1412
01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:38,495
Murder merely relieves tension,
Mr. Curzan.

1413
01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:42,040
For murder to bring happiness,
one must already be happy,

1414
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:46,670
and I am completely at peace
with myself, totally happy.

1415
01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:50,716
- Give me more questions.
- Divine, are you a lesbian?

1416
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:54,094
- —Yes. I have done everything.
- Does blood turn you on?

1417
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:57,806
It does more than turn me on, Mr. Vader.
It makes me come.

1418
01:22:57,890 --> 01:23:00,434
And more than the sight of it,
I love the taste of it.

1419
01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:03,520
The taste of hot, freshly killed blood.

1420
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:05,772
Could you give us
some of your political beliefs?

1421
01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:09,818
Kill everyone now.
Condone first-degree murder.

1422
01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:12,738
Advocate cannibalism. Eat shit.

1423
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,449
Filth are my politics. Filth is my life.

1424
01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:17,159
Take whatever you like.

1425
01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:19,745
- [Grunts]
- [Nat] Yes!

1426
01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,580
How's this for a center spread?

1427
01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:23,123
-Whoo! —eww! [Laughing]

1428
01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:25,459
-Jesus. —christ almighty!

1429
01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:27,461
Okay, divine, where will you go now?

1430
01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:29,421
I'm sure you're aware
that after the execution,

1431
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,590
you will be the subject
of an extensive search.

1432
01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:34,593
To another city
to set up headquarters once again.

1433
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:37,971
Of course,
I cannot reveal to you the exact location.

1434
01:23:38,055 --> 01:23:40,265
Patience, Mr. Vader, Patience.

1435
01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:44,144
Another time, another story.
And now for the trial.

1436
01:23:44,228 --> 01:23:46,063
- You sit here.
- [Nat] Back here?

1437
01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:48,023
Mm—hmm. Sit down.

1438
01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:52,194
No pictures during the trial, please.
This is a court of law.

1439
01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:54,780
I call to the stand miss cotton.

1440
01:24:00,118 --> 01:24:03,705
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

1441
01:24:03,789 --> 01:24:04,915
I do.

1442
01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:08,418
- Who burned down our trailer?
- Connie and Raymond marble.

1443
01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:09,982
Can you point them out in this court?

1444
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:13,131
There they are right there.
The ones that are tied up.

1445
01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:15,467
Who sent me a turd in the mail?

1446
01:24:15,551 --> 01:24:17,803
Connie and Raymond marble.

1447
01:24:17,886 --> 01:24:20,847
That is all.
Is there any cross-examination?

1448
01:24:20,931 --> 01:24:22,432
[Muffled screaming]

1449
01:24:22,516 --> 01:24:26,728
No cross-examination?
Very well. You may step down.

1450
01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:28,981
I call to the stand crackers.

1451
01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:33,053
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

1452
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:34,695
Sure, mama. I wouldn't shit you.

1453
01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:37,239
How did Connie and Raymond
find out where we live?

1454
01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:40,409
- They hired a spy.
- —how did this spy get her information?

1455
01:24:40,492 --> 01:24:42,369
By nosing around,
asking a lot of questions.

1456
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:46,582
And by fucking me. That's how
she got it, that dirty little scag.

1457
01:24:46,665 --> 01:24:48,917
Mm—mmm—mmm. Thank you.

1458
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:52,004
- Is there any cross-examination?
- [Muffled screaming]

1459
01:24:53,338 --> 01:24:57,551
No? A very strange defense, I must say.

1460
01:24:57,634 --> 01:24:59,428
You may step down.

1461
01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:02,639
Gentlemen, the verdict is guilty

1462
01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:05,892
on all ten counts
of first-degree stupidity.

1463
01:25:05,976 --> 01:25:08,228
The penalty phase will now begin.

1464
01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:10,480
I call cotton to the stand.

1465
01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:17,487
Your oath still remains.
I presume you understand this.

1466
01:25:17,571 --> 01:25:18,739
Naturally.

1467
01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:22,284
In your opinion,
what should the penalty in this case be?

1468
01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:24,828
-Death. —that is all.

1469
01:25:24,911 --> 01:25:26,663
You may step down.

1470
01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:28,957
I call crackers to the stand.

1471
01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:36,214
- You realize you are still under oath?
- Of course.

1472
01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:39,217
In your opinion,
should these people be allowed to live?

1473
01:25:41,011 --> 01:25:42,679
Thank you.

1474
01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:45,557
Gentlemen of the press,
the verdict is death.

1475
01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:48,810
But first, due to the magnitude
of these capital crimes,

1476
01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:51,980
these two people must be humiliated
in front of the media.

1477
01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:54,941
Use these pictures, gentlemen,
and use them wisely.

1478
01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,652
We have an example to set.

1479
01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:59,696
Let the good people of this country know
that they cannot fuck with divine

1480
01:25:59,780 --> 01:26:01,156
and get away with it.

1481
01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:04,951
Let them know that we are indeed
the filthiest people alive.

1482
01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:06,286
- —Mr. Vader.
- Yes.

1483
01:26:06,370 --> 01:26:09,331
Divine, do you think that there are
other filthy people in the world?

1484
01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:11,166
I mean, is it now a cult?

1485
01:26:11,249 --> 01:26:13,794
It is a very minor cult
right now, Mr. Vader,

1486
01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:18,048
but one that is growing and growing,
growing faster than you could imagine.

1487
01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:19,966
I will be queen one day

1488
01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:23,553
and my coronation
will be celebrated all over the world.

1489
01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:27,849
Do not forget. I am divine.

1490
01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:30,018
What a day for an execution.

1491
01:26:30,102 --> 01:26:32,562
Off the record, mama,
do we stab them or shoot them?

1492
01:26:32,646 --> 01:26:34,106
- Shoot, crackers, shoot.
- Good.

1493
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,607
No mess for the midnrght.

1494
01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:38,318
- Don't forget the tattler.
- And the tattler, honey.

1495
01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:42,447
- And confidential.
- How could I ever forget the confidential?

1496
01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:48,912
- Come on, gentlemen. Come this way.
- Come on.

1497
01:26:48,995 --> 01:26:52,332
- Come on, crackers. Help me with this tar.
- Okay, miss cotton.

1498
01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:54,876
Here, hold them.

1499
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,969
Burn my mama's house down, will you?

1500
01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:07,889
You goddamn worm.
You fucking piece of lousy shit!

1501
01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:10,851
[Divine] And now for the feathers!

1502
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,271
Only we're not going
to run you out of town.

1503
01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:16,064
We're going to kill you.

1504
01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:18,024
Kill, kill, kill.

1505
01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:20,318
Shoot, shoot, shoot.

1506
01:27:20,402 --> 01:27:21,611
Questions and answers!

1507
01:27:21,695 --> 01:27:24,781
- [Nat] Do you believe in god?
- I am god.

1508
01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:27,534
- You are god!
- You are god!

1509
01:27:27,617 --> 01:27:29,161
[Both giggle]

1510
01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:31,163
[Larry] Is there no wrong?

1511
01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,540
There is right, and there is wrong.

1512
01:27:33,623 --> 01:27:36,752
I have never been wrong, Mr. Goldstein.

1513
01:27:36,835 --> 01:27:39,337
[Nat] Do you expect to get
new followers with this publicity?

1514
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:41,631
I certainly hope so, Mr. Curzan.

1515
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:44,634
I didn't invite you here
to jerk off, you know.

1516
01:27:44,718 --> 01:27:47,554
Get this all down.
Don't miss one single word.

1517
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:50,557
Suppose we decide not to print this story,
miss divine. What then?

1518
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:53,435
[Chuckles] Mr. Vader!

1519
01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:56,646
See them? Does that answer your question?

1520
01:27:56,730 --> 01:28:00,567
I have your address,
and I know you have a wife and child.

1521
01:28:00,650 --> 01:28:02,486
- Is that correct?
- Yes.

1522
01:28:02,569 --> 01:28:07,199
Well, if nothing is printed,
we might be in the mood for a barbecue.

1523
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:10,994
Get what I mean? A human barbecue.

1524
01:28:11,077 --> 01:28:14,915
End of question-and-answer period.
Proceed with the execution.

1525
01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:19,628
They are finished,
and a lovely couple they are.

1526
01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:21,046
Aren't they?

1527
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:22,964
Gentlemen of the press, get ready,

1528
01:28:23,048 --> 01:28:26,802
'cause you are about to witness
the biggest news event of the year.

1529
01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:29,012
Live homicide.

1530
01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:34,810
Connie and Raymond marble,
you have breathed your last breath.

1531
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:38,480
You have sighed your last sigh.

1532
01:28:38,563 --> 01:28:40,982
You are no longer alive.

1533
01:28:47,072 --> 01:28:51,743
Connie marble,
you stand convicted of assholism.

1534
01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:55,288
The proper punishment will now take place.

1535
01:28:55,372 --> 01:28:58,667
Look pretty for the picture, Connie.

1536
01:28:58,750 --> 01:28:59,835
That's it.

1537
01:29:04,005 --> 01:29:06,967
No further questions. No further pictures.

1538
01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:08,593
I have spoken.

1539
01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:11,388
Thanks for the scoop, divine.
Next month's sales should be booming.

1540
01:29:11,471 --> 01:29:13,515
- —Thank you for coming.
- [John] Do keep in touch.

1541
01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:15,684
I will, Mr. Vader.
—always know where I am.

1542
01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:18,061
The readers aren't gonna believe this.
Thank you.

1543
01:29:18,144 --> 01:29:20,188
Always count on her for a story,
I'll tell you that.

1544
01:29:20,272 --> 01:29:22,032
[John]
She always was a news-conscious woman.

1545
01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,900
The only problem is — I don't know.

1546
01:29:23,984 --> 01:29:26,111
We've been trying to get
the midnrght in supermarkets,

1547
01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,488
and it is a hot story, all right,
but it's so squalid.

1548
01:29:28,572 --> 01:29:31,658
[Nat] Well, the tattler will be
in the supermarkets. You can bet on that.

1549
01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:35,412
The time has come for flight, my children.

1550
01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:37,414
Where to, mama? Where to?

1551
01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:41,042
Let's move to Boise.
I always wanted to go there.

1552
01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:44,254
Boise, cotton?
Why, that might not be a bad place.

1553
01:29:44,337 --> 01:29:46,339
- Were you ever there, cotton?
- Only once.

1554
01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:48,466
We robbed a transit bus there. Remember?

1555
01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:51,511
I remember. The number 42.

1556
01:29:51,595 --> 01:29:54,222
Let's sleep in gas station lavatories
this time, mama.

1557
01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:56,057
- —Okay.
- Fuck permanent residences.

1558
01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:57,726
It'll strengthen our filthiness.

1559
01:29:57,809 --> 01:30:00,103
Oh, crackers, that's a wonderful idea.

1560
01:30:00,186 --> 01:30:01,980
Gas station lavatories.

1561
01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:04,733
What do you say, babs?
Let's move to Boise.

1562
01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:08,904
Oh, if that's what you want, my children,
then that's what you'll get.

1563
01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:12,032
Boise, Idaho, here we come.

1564
01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:14,784
I hope Boise's ready
for some star residents.

1565
01:30:14,868 --> 01:30:17,537
Why, I'll have to change my appearance.

1566
01:30:17,621 --> 01:30:20,624
I think I'll dye my hair another color
and start dressing like a dyke.

1567
01:30:20,707 --> 01:30:22,375
Me, too. I'll get a crew cut.

1568
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:25,253
Maybe it's about time
I started dying my hair too.

1569
01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,796
What color do you want, honey?

1570
01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:31,426
I'm gonna make mine hot pink
with a da with Elvis Presley sideburns.

1571
01:30:31,509 --> 01:30:32,594
Maybe blond, mama.

1572
01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:34,637
- Do you think I'd look good as a blond?
- Uh-huh.

1573
01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:36,932
Do you think it'd enhance my filthiness?

1574
01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:41,269
Oh, crackers, you should dye your hair.
It would make you look much filthier.

1575
01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:43,146
-Oh, won't it be fun? —won't it?

1576
01:30:43,229 --> 01:30:45,982
I'll have a crew cut,
you'll have a pink da

1577
01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:48,276
and crackers will have blond hair,

1578
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:50,612
all in Boise, Idaho.

1579
01:30:50,695 --> 01:30:54,741
Oh, then it's settled.
Boise, Idaho, get ready.

1580
01:30:54,824 --> 01:30:58,828
You are about to receive some migrants
of a very special nature,

1581
01:30:58,912 --> 01:31:01,414
a nature that defies description.

1582
01:31:01,498 --> 01:31:04,042
You are about to receive
into your community

1583
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,836
the filthiest people alive.

1584
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,631
[Mr. J] The filthiest people alive?

1585
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:13,426
Well, you think
you know somebody filthier?

1586
01:31:13,510 --> 01:31:15,595
Watch as divine proves

1587
01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:19,015
that not only is she
the filthiest person in the world,

1588
01:31:19,099 --> 01:31:22,560
she is also
the filthiest actress in the world

1589
01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:27,482
what you are about to see
is the real thing.

1590
01:31:27,565 --> 01:31:29,605
["(How much is) That doggie
in the window?" Playing]

1591
01:31:32,612 --> 01:31:36,950
J“ how much is that
doggie in the window? J“

1592
01:31:37,033 --> 01:31:38,034
[dog barks]

1593
01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:43,873
J“ the one with the waggly tail j“

1594
01:31:43,957 --> 01:31:48,294
j“ how much is that
doggie in the window? J“

1595
01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:49,379
[dog barks]

1596
01:31:49,462 --> 01:31:54,509
J“ / do hope that doggie is for sale j“

1597
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:59,305
j“ how much is that
doggie in the window? J“

1598
01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:00,390
[dog barks]

1599
01:32:00,473 --> 01:32:05,854
J“ the one with the waggly tail j“

1600
01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:10,525
j“ how much is that
doggie in the window? J“

1601
01:32:10,608 --> 01:32:11,609
[dog barks]

1602
01:32:11,693 --> 01:32:14,612
J“ ldo hope that doggieis j“

1603
01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:18,742
j“ for sale j“