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(<i> contemporary piano theme</i>
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Uh, Mrs. Sam Nash,
Suite 719?

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The house phones are on the
other side of the elevators.

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The house phones are on the
other side of the elevators.

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Oh, I'm Mrs. Nash.
I'm checking in.

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Oh.
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Suite 719.

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Uh, one moment,
Mrs. Nash.

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Uh, one moment,
Mrs. Nash.

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I phoned in Thursday morning
for a reservation: 719.

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It has to be 719.

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Yes, Mrs. Nash.
Here it is.

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Yes, Mrs. Nash.
Here it is.

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Does it say 719?

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Yes, ma'am.
Front!

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It's our 24th anniversary.

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It's our 24th anniversary.

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That's where we spent
our honeymoon-- Suite 719.

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Oh. Congratulations.
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Thank you.

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Would you show Mrs. Nash
to her room, please?

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Would you show Mrs. Nash
to her room, please?

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Certainly.

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It's Suite 719.

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May I take that, ma'am?

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May I take that, ma'am?

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Thank you.

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It's this way,
right?

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Yes, ma'am.
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See? I remembered.

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Yes, ma'am.
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See? I remembered.

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You like
working here?

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Yes, ma'am.

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Anything new
about those rumors?

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What rumors?

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What rumors?

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That the plaza's
being torn down.

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This plaza?
I didn't hear that.

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They probably want
to keep it quiet

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from the staff,
but the story is,

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from the staff,
but the story is,

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they're going
to tear down the plaza

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and put up a 52-story
luxury hotel.

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Why? This is
a luxury hotel.

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Why? This is
a luxury hotel.

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Yeah, but it's
an old luxury hotel.

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Today, it's got to be new.
Old is no good anymore.

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All I really care about
is tonight.

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All I really care about
is tonight.

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Yes, ma'am.

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This is it--
Suite 719.

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Oh, my God!

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Where's the Savoy Hotel?

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Where's the Savoy Hotel?

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Ma'am?
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The Savoy Hotel.

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They tore down the Savoy
a few years ago.

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They tore down the Savoy
a few years ago.

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Well, shows you how often
I get in the city.

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That's the way
they do things today.

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If it's old
and it's beautiful,

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If it's old
and it's beautiful,

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it's not there
in the morning.

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Will that be all,
ma'am?

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Yes. Thank--

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Oh, no.
Oh, wait a minute.

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Oh, dear. I'm sorry.

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Oh, dear. I'm sorry.

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Just a minute.

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Uh, all right.

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Uh, all right.

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Here you are.
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Thank you, ma'am.

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I don't usually give
dollar tips,

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but this is my anniversary,
so I can be a sport.

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but this is my anniversary,
so I can be a sport.

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Oh, well,
congratulations.

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Thank you, dear.
24 years ago tonight,

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I spent my honeymoon
in this room.

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I bet you weren't
even born 24 years ago.

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I bet you weren't
even born 24 years ago.

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No, I was born.

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You know
what I was? 25.

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You know what that makes
me today? Some old lady.

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You know what that makes
me today? Some old lady.

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Well, you certainly
don't look like an old lady.

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Well, have a pleasant
stay, ma'am,

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and happy anniversary.
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Thank you, dear.

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and happy anniversary.
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Thank you, dear.

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And take my advice--

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Don't rush, but look around
for another job.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Oh, you are definitely
some old lady.

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Oh, you are definitely
some old lady.

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Oh.

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Operator?

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Could I have
room service, please?

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Uhh!

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Oh, no, operator, I was
just groaning to myself.

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Oh, no, operator, I was
just groaning to myself.

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I'm sorry.

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Hello, room service?

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This is Mrs. Sam Nash
in Suite 719,

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This is Mrs. Sam Nash
in Suite 719,

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and I would like a cold bottle
of imported French champagne

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and a tray
of hors d'oeuvres.

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Oh, listen, room service,

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Oh, listen, room service,

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don't give me
any anchovies, please.

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I can't stand anchovies.

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Could you put anything else
you have on there

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Could you put anything else
you have on there

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and-- And no anchovies?

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Right.

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Mrs. Sam Nash, 719,

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Mrs. Sam Nash, 719,

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no anchovies.

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Right.

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They'll give me anchovies.

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Mrs. Sam Nash, please.

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Nash. Right.

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Nash. Right.

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All right.

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Well, you've still got
a fighting chance.

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Well, you've still got
a fighting chance.

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( telephone rings )

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Hello?
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( ringing )

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Hello?
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( ringing )

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( ring )

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Hello?

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Sam!

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When did you get here?

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Did anyone call?
Look, do me a favor, will you?

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Did anyone call?
Look, do me a favor, will you?

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I haven't eaten
since this morning.

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Will you call
room service for me?

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Will you call
room service for me?

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I want a plate
of cold roast beef--

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Medium-rare, very lean.
Have you got that?

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Yes, sir.
I've got it--

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Very lean, no fat.

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Very lean, no fat.

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Sam, guess what room
we're in?

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Guess.

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Suite 719.

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Suite 719.

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Remember? 719.

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That's right.

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719.

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He doesn't remember.

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( telephone rings )

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( telephone rings )

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Hello?
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( ringing )

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Hello?

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Oh, hello,
Miss McCormack.

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Oh, hello,
Miss McCormack.

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No, he isn't here.
He's on his way up.

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Oh.

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I was hoping he wouldn't have
to think about work tonight.

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I was hoping he wouldn't have
to think about work tonight.

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He seems so tired lately.

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Oh, my God! I still
have my galoshes on.

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Oh, my God! I still
have my galoshes on.

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Yes. I will, dear.

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As soon as
he comes in, okay?

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All right.

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All right.

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Goodbye, dear.

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Operator, could I have
room service again, please?

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Watch your step, please.

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Watch your step, please.

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Oh, uh, 719, this way?

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That way, sir.

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This way. Thank you.

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This way. Thank you.

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And please,
for my sake,

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make it very lean
roast beef.

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make it very lean
roast beef.

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Thank you.

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( doorbell buzzes )

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Oh, damn it.

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Just a minute.

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( buzz )

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( buzz )

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You had to wear galoshes
today, didn't you?

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( buzzing )
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All right.

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Oh, look at that.

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Oh, look at that.

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My 24th anniversary.

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( buzz )

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Hello, Sam.

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An hour and 15 minutes,

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An hour and 15 minutes,

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I was in the goddamn
dentist's chair.

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How do you
feel, Sam?

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Between the Muzak
and his lousy dirty jokes

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I got some headache.

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I got some headache.

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Sam, do you
remember this room?

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Two more caps,
and I'm through.

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What do you think?

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What do you think?

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Oh, they're
dazzling.

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You don't think they're
too white, do you?

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They look too white to you?
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No, they're perfect.

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Very nice
with the blue shirt.

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Very nice
with the blue shirt.

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4:30 already.
The meeting must be over.

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Anybody call?

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Uh...oh, Miss McCormack
from the office.

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I told her you'd call her back.
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Why didn't you tell me?

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I told her you'd call her back.
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Why didn't you tell me?

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We were busy talking
about your white teeth.

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Happy anniversary, Sam.
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Huh?

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Happy anniversary, Sam.
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Huh?

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Forget it.

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Uh, Columbus 5-3598,
please.

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Uh, Columbus 5-3598,
please.

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What's the matter
with your leg?

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One is shorter
than the other.

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Didn't you ever
notice that?

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Lorraine, Mr. Nash.

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Let me have
Miss McCormack, please.

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Let me have
Miss McCormack, please.

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Well, that kills my barber's
appointment for today.

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Boy, could I use five minutes
under a sunlamp.

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Boy, could I use five minutes
under a sunlamp.

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Miss McCormack,
did Henderson call?

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Did he sign
the contracts?

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Did he sign
the contracts?

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( humming )

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Okay.

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Okay.

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What about Nisell?

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I see.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, what does it
look like?

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Right, right.

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Pencil, pencil.

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Right. All right,
give me the figures.

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Right, right. Right.

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Well, it sounds right,

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but I'll have to go
over the estimates.

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Tomorrow morning?
That doesn't give us much time.

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Karen, for God's sakes,
a pencil.

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Karen, for God's sakes,
a pencil.

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Uh, wait a minute. Will you
give me the figures again?

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Karen, a pencil!

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Karen, a pencil!

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175,000, escalating up
to 3 and 1/4.

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175,000, escalating up
to 3 and 1/4.

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00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,229
1-7-5-- Hold it.

254
00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,298
1-7-5...

255
00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:00,000
up to 325.

256
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,334
up to 325.

257
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,736
This is a lipstick.

258
00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,304
I don't have
a pencil.

259
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,000
Then why do you give me
your lipstick?

260
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,106
Then why do you give me
your lipstick?

261
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,909
Because I
don't have a pencil.

262
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,110
Do you want to go
around again?

263
00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:14,046
All right, Miss McCormack,

264
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,715
I'll go over
the figures here.

265
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,216
If Henderson calls
or the contracts come in,

266
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,000
bring them right over.

267
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,718
bring them right over.

268
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,987
What's that? Yeah. Well,

269
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:22,788
it's like we were saying
the other night--

270
00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:23,990
It's the old
badger game.

271
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,825
( Sam laughs )
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,825
( mock laughter )

272
00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:28,127
It's the old badger game.
Ho, ho, ho, Miss McCormack.

273
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,000
All right.
I'll speak to you later.

274
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,329
All right.
I'll speak to you later.

275
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:34,667
And thank you very much,
Miss McCormack.

276
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,000
$175,000 contract,

277
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,069
$175,000 contract,

278
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,671
and you give me
your lipstick.

279
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,906
I'd have given you blood,
but it isn't blue.

280
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,000
All right, Karen,
don't test me,

281
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,775
All right, Karen,
don't test me,

282
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,644
because I've got
enough of a headache.

283
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,146
I'm sorry, Sam.

284
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,000
And for God's sakes,
stop hobbling around.

285
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,948
And for God's sakes,
stop hobbling around.

286
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,817
I don't feel like listening
to thump, thump, thump.

287
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,319
Happy anniversary
to you.

288
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,000
What?
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,000
Forget it.

289
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,921
What?
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,921
Forget it.

290
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,025
What are you talking about?
It's not our anniversary.

291
00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,000
Today is November 14th,
isn't it?

292
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,993
Today is November 14th,
isn't it?

293
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,261
Yeah.

294
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,398
So we're married
24 years today.

295
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,335
Are you serious?

296
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,303
We're not married
24 years today?

297
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,000
No.

298
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,872
No.

299
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,807
We're not married 24 years?
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,807
No.

300
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,342
We're not married?

301
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,000
Tomorrow
is our anniversary,

302
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,844
Tomorrow
is our anniversary,

303
00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:19,945
and we're married
23 years.

304
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,049
Are you sure?

305
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:24,000
( laughs )

306
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,818
( laughs )

307
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,119
what do you mean,
am I sure?

308
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,320
Of course I'm sure.

309
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,000
November 15th
is our anniversary,

310
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,890
November 15th
is our anniversary,

311
00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:33,392
and we're married
23 years.

312
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,127
Now, how can you
make a mistake like that?

313
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,000
Don't get so excited.

314
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,963
Don't get so excited.

315
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,299
Anyway, it's not
such a big mistake,

316
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,000
because I didn't
get you a present.

317
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,803
because I didn't
get you a present.

318
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,805
I go through this
with you every year.

319
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,000
When it comes to money
or dates or ages,

320
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,340
When it comes to money
or dates or ages,

321
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,242
you are absolutely
impossible.

322
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,244
How old are you?
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,244
What?

323
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,000
How old are you?
A simple question.

324
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,413
How old are you?
A simple question.

325
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,216
I don't want to play.

326
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,000
I can't believe it.

327
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,820
I can't believe it.

328
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,022
You really don't know
how old you are?

329
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,757
Of course I know
how old I am.

330
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,000
You make me nervous.

331
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,325
You make me nervous.

332
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,828
Promise you won't
leave me if I'm wrong.

333
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,263
I'll be 49 in April.

334
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,001
Isn't that right?

335
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,000
No, but you're close.

336
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,838
No, but you're close.

337
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,040
I won't be 49?

338
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,008
Not this April.

339
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,000
This April,
you're going to be 48.

340
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,910
This April,
you're going to be 48.

341
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,012
How the hell can you
make a mistake like that?

342
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,414
Can't you add?

343
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,000
Don't talk to me
like I'm a child.

344
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,015
Don't talk to me
like I'm a child.

345
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,517
I'm a 48-year-old woman.

346
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,018
The thing that
infuriates me about you

347
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,854
is that you make the
mistake the wrong way.

348
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,000
Why don't you make yourself
younger instead of older,

349
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,422
Why don't you make yourself
younger instead of older,

350
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,257
the way other women do?
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,257
Okay.

351
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,926
I'm 47.

352
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,000
So how do I look
to you now?

353
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,195
So how do I look
to you now?

354
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,396
I've got work to do.

355
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,065
I've got
an important meeting

356
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,766
at 8:00
in the morning.

357
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,808
Karen!

358
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,109
What?

359
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,544
What the hell is that?

360
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,000
Look at my eyes.

361
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,045
Look at my eyes.

362
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,814
Do you see any pupils?

363
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,149
Come here. Look at this.

364
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,416
Huh? You see any pupils?

365
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,000
Yeah, I see
two gorgeous pupils.

366
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,485
Yeah, I see
two gorgeous pupils.

367
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,053
Where? Where?

368
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,388
I don't have a pupil
left in my head.

369
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,956
Get my eye drops out
of the case, will you?

370
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,000
I think
you've been overworking.

371
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,491
I think
you've been overworking.

372
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,059
I haven't seen you
two nights this month.

373
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,494
I haven't seen you
two nights any month.

374
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,129
Where the hell
is that roast beef?

375
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,000
Did you call room service?
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,000
I called, I called.

376
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,831
Did you call room service?
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,831
I called, I called.

377
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,065
Lie down.

378
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,233
I'll put your pupils
back in.

379
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,968
Here, I can do it myself.

380
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:23,802
I know you can do it,

381
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:24,000
but I like to put
your eye drops in.

382
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,971
but I like to put
your eye drops in.

383
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,506
It's the only time
lately you look at me.

384
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,909
I'm sorry.
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,909
You are?

385
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,000
Last couple of weeks
I haven't been nice to anyone.

386
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,345
Last couple of weeks
I haven't been nice to anyone.

387
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,000
Oh, you sounded swell
to Miss McCormack.

388
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,516
Oh, you sounded swell
to Miss McCormack.

389
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,852
Just put
the eye drops in.

390
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,000
First give
an old lady a kiss.

391
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,821
First give
an old lady a kiss.

392
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,326
Eight months I've been
working on this deal,

393
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,000
and then suddenly today

394
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,994
and then suddenly today

395
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,430
my top two men in the office
come down with the flu,

396
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,831
and I've gotta do
everything myself.

397
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,000
Ah!

398
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,033
Ah!

399
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,301
What's the matter?

400
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,102
Aah!

401
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,939
You drop them in,
you don't push them in.

402
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,273
I'm sorry.

403
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,108
You moved your head.
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,108
I moved my head

404
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,044
because you were
stabbing my eyeball, damn it.

405
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,000
Well, don't panic.
I'm sorry.

406
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,379
Well, don't panic.
I'm sorry.

407
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,848
Why do you think
they call it a dropper?

408
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,283
If they wanted you
to stab people with it,

409
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,000
they'd call it
a stabber.

410
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,885
they'd call it
a stabber.

411
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,887
Here, give it to me.
I'll do it myself.

412
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,555
Is that the end of being
nice to each other?

413
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,000
I don't know what we're
doing in a hotel anyway.

414
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,557
I don't know what we're
doing in a hotel anyway.

415
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,025
I've got a lot of work
to do tonight.

416
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,327
How am I gonna
concentrate?

417
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,995
Well, you gotta sleep
someplace tonight.

418
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,000
The painter said the house
won't be dry for two days.

419
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,331
The painter said the house
won't be dry for two days.

420
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,565
But why now?

421
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,033
Do it in the spring.

422
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,000
This is my busy time
of the year.

423
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,002
This is my busy time
of the year.

424
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,571
It's not the painter's
busy time of the year.

425
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,573
In the spring,
he doesn't want to know you.

426
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,000
Of all nights. Did
you bring my things:

427
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,141
Of all nights. Did
you bring my things:

428
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,910
my toothbrush,
my pajamas?

429
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,079
I brought your toothbrush.
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,079
You forgot my pajamas?

430
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:41,580
I didn't forget.
I just didn't bring 'em.

431
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:42,000
Why not?

432
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,015
Why not?

433
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,150
Because it's Suite 719
at the Plaza,

434
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,552
and I didn't think
you'd want your pajamas.

435
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,000
Well, you know I can't
sleep without pajamas.

436
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,254
Well, you know I can't
sleep without pajamas.

437
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,055
I took that
into consideration.

438
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,057
I don't understand you.
One lousy little bag

439
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,058
is all I asked you
to pack.

440
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,000
Forgive me.

441
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,260
Forgive me.

442
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,527
It's my busy time
of the year.

443
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,162
Do me a favor, Karen.

444
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,000
Don't get brittle.
I'm very shaky right now,

445
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,065
Don't get brittle.
I'm very shaky right now,

446
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:03,168
and one crack, and I go
right to the dry-cleaner's.

447
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,000
Boy, could I use a nice
big cold double martini.

448
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,071
Boy, could I use a nice
big cold double martini.

449
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,507
Can I make a suggestion?
Why don't you

450
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,342
have a nice big cold
double martini?

451
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,000
Are you serious?

452
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,177
Are you serious?

453
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,346
You know how many calories
there are in a double martini?

454
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,448
Four or five million?

455
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,000
You know my metabolism--
One double martini,

456
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,018
You know my metabolism--
One double martini,

457
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,020
and right in front of
your eyes, I get flabby.

458
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,588
You used
to get sexy.

459
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,000
Yeah, well,
now I get flabby

460
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,290
Yeah, well,
now I get flabby

461
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,358
unless I watch myself
like a hawk,

462
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,093
which I think
I manage to do.

463
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,000
A man your age ought to have
a couple of pounds of skin

464
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,963
A man your age ought to have
a couple of pounds of skin

465
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,197
hanging over his belt.

466
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,933
I'm sorry
to disappoint you.

467
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
I'm not disappointed.

468
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,935
I'm not disappointed.

469
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,203
I'm uncomfortable.

470
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,106
I watch you when you
get undressed at night.

471
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,000
Nothing moves.

472
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,308
Nothing moves.

473
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,376
It's like
you're vacuum packed.

474
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,711
When you open your belt,

475
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,212
I expect you to go
like a can of coffee.

476
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,000
Pssssssss.

477
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,148
Pssssssss.

478
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,083
Can we drop
the subject?

479
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,284
Like a baked potato.

480
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,619
Thank you.

481
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,000
You're welcome.

482
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,154
You're welcome.

483
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,202
Karen.

484
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,604
Yes, Sam?

485
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,000
Let's not fight.

486
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,040
Let's not fight.

487
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,309
It's all right
with me, Sam.

488
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,177
Let's be nice
to each other.

489
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,000
Okay.

490
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,113
Okay.

491
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,748
Who goes first?

492
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,294
Karen.

493
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,764
Yes, Sam?

494
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,000
Oh, nothing. I'd better
work on these papers.

495
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,237
Oh, nothing. I'd better
work on these papers.

496
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,000
You don't even remember
this room, you louse.

497
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,082
You don't even remember
this room, you louse.

498
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,650
What's that?

499
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,486
Well, I may not know
how old I am,

500
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,000
but I sure as hell remember
we spent our honeymoon

501
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,822
but I sure as hell remember
we spent our honeymoon

502
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,224
in Suite 719 at the Plaza.

503
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,427
This is definitely 719.

504
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,000
Tell me you remember
Suite 719.

505
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,829
Tell me you remember
Suite 719.

506
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,532
Is this the room?

507
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,000
Oh, Christ.

508
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,233
Oh, Christ.

509
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,269
Wait a minute.

510
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,670
I think you're right.

511
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,238
719.

512
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,000
We ate dinner
in the bedroom.

513
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,274
We ate dinner
in the bedroom.

514
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,109
Remember
what we had?

515
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,677
For dinner 23 years ago?

516
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,000
I remember.

517
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,078
I remember.

518
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,280
We had a bottle
of champagne,

519
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,514
a tray
of hors d'oeuvre,

520
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,249
and we left
all the anchovies

521
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,451
in the drawer.
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,451
Oh.

522
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,000
See, it's coming
back to you.

523
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,553
See, it's coming
back to you.

524
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:08,754
If you're looking
for the Savoy,

525
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,189
it isn't there.

526
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,000
No, I was looking
at the Pierre.

527
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,458
No, I was looking
at the Pierre.

528
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:14,092
Well, there it is.

529
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,360
Karen.

530
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,528
Uh-huh.

531
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,000
It was 819.
We were in 819, not 719.

532
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,699
It was 819.
We were in 819, not 719.

533
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,534
You're wrong.
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,534
No, I'm not wrong. I'm right.

534
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,000
It was 819. I'm right.

535
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,269
It was 819. I'm right.

536
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:26,205
Stop saying you're right
like you're right.

537
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,140
You're wrong.
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,140
Look, I'll prove it to you.

538
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,374
Remember,
I had my binoculars.

539
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,000
We were watching
that couple

540
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,809
We were watching
that couple

541
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,478
getting undressed
in the Pierre.

542
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,146
We were
on the eighth floor.

543
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,000
I remember we were looking
for them the next night.

544
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,148
I remember we were looking
for them the next night.

545
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,783
We called them the couple
on the eighth floor.

546
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,384
I don't know what
you called them.

547
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,220
I called them the couple
on the seventh floor.

548
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,000
Well, it's pointless
to argue about it.

549
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,821
Well, it's pointless
to argue about it.

550
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,456
It's not important.

551
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,158
If it's pointless,
why are you pointing it out?

552
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,893
Because you made
an issue of it.

553
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,000
I may have made an issue
of saying we were in 719.

554
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,729
I may have made an issue
of saying we were in 719.

555
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,498
You made an issue
out of proving to me

556
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,000
we weren't in 719.
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,000
All right, Karen.

557
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,733
we weren't in 719.
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,733
All right, Karen.

558
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,836
Don't tell me,
"All right, Karen."

559
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,738
if I thought it was 719,

560
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,000
why didn't you have the decency
to let me go on in my ignorance

561
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,840
why didn't you have the decency
to let me go on in my ignorance

562
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,342
thinking it was 719?

563
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:06,000
Couldn't you have done
that much for me?

564
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,144
Couldn't you have done
that much for me?

565
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,854
As a matter of fact,
Karen, I just remembered.

566
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,000
You're absolutely right.
It was 719.

567
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,423
You're absolutely right.
It was 719.

568
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,425
I don't want it
to be 719.

569
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,294
I want it to be 819.

570
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,000
Why don't you go inside
and lose some weight?

571
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,664
Why don't you go inside
and lose some weight?

572
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,885
Shut up, Karen.

573
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,000
Keep your stupid
mouth shut.

574
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,421
Keep your stupid
mouth shut.

575
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,701
I'm sorry.

576
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,904
Oh.

577
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:06,000
We're some lousy couple,
aren't we?

578
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,206
We're some lousy couple,
aren't we?

579
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,408
Mmm.

580
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:10,709
"mmm," what?

581
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,000
Mmm, yes,
we're some lousy couple.

582
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,478
Mmm, yes,
we're some lousy couple.

583
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,913
That's what I said.

584
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,000
That's the first thing
we agreed on today.

585
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,684
That's the first thing
we agreed on today.

586
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,519
Karen, I don't mean
to be rude,

587
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,487
but I've gotta go over
these estimates tonight.

588
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,989
You understand.

589
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,592
Yes, I always
understand, Sam.

590
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,393
Karen, please.

591
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,000
Oh, come on. Forget
your crummy papers.

592
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,896
Oh, come on. Forget
your crummy papers.

593
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,497
Take me
to a dirty movie.

594
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,899
Karen, stop it.

595
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,901
Sam, do you know what's playing
on Sixth Avenue?

596
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:36,000
<i>Freddy the fruit</i>
<i>and Ursula the slut.</i>

597
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,237
<i>Freddy the fruit</i>
<i>and Ursula the slut.</i>

598
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:40,539
I swear
on my mother's life.

599
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,000
You want to go,
go yourself.

600
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,608
You want to go,
go yourself.

601
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:43,875
What happens
if I get picked up?

602
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,844
Call me. I won't
wait up for you.

603
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,279
( laughing )

604
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,000
Oh, Sam.

605
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,680
Oh, Sam.

606
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,550
Oh, you got your
sense of humor back.

607
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,518
Come on.
Take me for a walk.

608
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,000
One little ten-minute walk.
Then I'll leave you alone.

609
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,420
One little ten-minute walk.
Then I'll leave you alone.

610
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,688
Maybe later.
We'll see.

611
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,757
Don't you have
anything to read?

612
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,328
( sighs )

613
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,379
"The Lord is my shepherd.

614
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,747
"I shall not want.

615
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:24,000
He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures."

616
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,550
He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures."

617
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,453
I read it.

618
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,794
I read the ceiling too.

619
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:39,731
Feel like
going back to the house

620
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,000
and watching the paint dry?

621
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,802
and watching the paint dry?

622
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:47,906
I was just trying
to think of something

623
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:48,000
we could do together.

624
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,307
we could do together.

625
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:50,609
( doorbell buzzes )

626
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,978
Shall I get that,
or is that something

627
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,000
you'd like for us
to do together?

628
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,446
you'd like for us
to do together?

629
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,681
I'll even take nastiness.

630
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:57,916
It's not much,
but it's a start.

631
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,000
Please, God,
let the roast beef be lean.

632
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,652
Please, God,
let the roast beef be lean.

633
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,654
Good evening.
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,654
Hello.

634
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,690
You like the table
near the window?

635
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,000
Oh, Sam, would you like
the table near the window?

636
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,792
Oh, Sam, would you like
the table near the window?

637
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:08,527
SAM: Doesn't make
any difference.

638
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:10,796
Doesn't make any difference.
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:10,796
I'll leave it here, then.

639
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,000
KAREN: Should he leave it here?
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,000
Here, there, anywhere.

640
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,798
KAREN: Should he leave it here?
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,798
Here, there, anywhere.

641
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:14,966
Here, there, anywhere.
Doesn't make any difference.

642
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,601
Oh, you don't have
to set up the chairs.

643
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,000
Don't bother--
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,000
Leave it. You've done it.

644
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,437
Don't bother--
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,437
Leave it. You've done it.

645
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,671
Yes, you did it already.
That's fine.

646
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,006
Can I see
the bill, please?

647
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,542
Yes, sir.
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,542
Hope I didn't get any anchovies.

648
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:24,000
Yep, I got anchovies.

649
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,776
Yep, I got anchovies.

650
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,878
Oh, you didn't want
no anchovies?

651
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,613
It doesn't make
any difference.

652
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,000
You get 'em anyway.
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,000
SAM: That'll be all, thank you.

653
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,449
You get 'em anyway.
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,449
SAM: That'll be all, thank you.

654
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,783
Thank you, sir.

655
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,486
Oh, the champagne.
Where's the champagne?

656
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,000
No champagne?

657
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,555
No champagne?

658
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,657
You're right.

659
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:39,958
They forgot
the champagne.

660
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,393
But the anchovies,
they remembered.

661
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,000
What did you order
champagne for?

662
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,627
What did you order
champagne for?

663
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:43,829
I got a lot
of work to do.

664
00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:45,797
It's our anniversary.

665
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,632
It's our anniversary.

666
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:48,000
Oh, congratulations.

667
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,867
Oh, congratulations.

668
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,469
Thank you.

669
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:54,000
We're married 23 or 24 years
today or tomorrow.

670
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,473
We're married 23 or 24 years
today or tomorrow.

671
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:55,874
Oh, then you want
the champagne?

672
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,643
Oh, yeah, with two grown
children in college.

673
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,000
That's wonderful.
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,000
Oh, you think so?

674
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,846
That's wonderful.
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,846
Oh, you think so?

675
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:03,482
He's flunking out,
she's majoring in dirty clothes.

676
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,983
He is not
flunking out.

677
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,000
Why do you say
he's flunking out?

678
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,551
Why do you say
he's flunking out?

679
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,686
That'll be all,
thank you.

680
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,054
If you don't
want the champagne,

681
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,689
I'll cross it off.
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,689
She doesn't want it.

682
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,000
I want the champagne.
Don't cross it off the bill.

683
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,758
I want the champagne.
Don't cross it off the bill.

684
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:14,493
Bring me a bottle
and one glass.

685
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,561
Yes, ma'am.

686
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:18,000
Oh, when you want me
to take the table, just ring.

687
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,764
Oh, when you want me
to take the table, just ring.

688
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,066
I'll ring when I want you
to take the table.

689
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,869
Oh, again,
congratulations.

690
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:24,000
Thank you.

691
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,637
Thank you.

692
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,000
Did you hear that?
He congratulated us

693
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,509
Did you hear that?
He congratulated us

694
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,110
on being married
to each other.

695
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:36,000
I asked for lean roast beef.
This is not lean roast beef.

696
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,848
I asked for lean roast beef.
This is not lean roast beef.

697
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,416
KAREN: Do you know
how many people we know

698
00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:40,585
who are still married
as long as us?

699
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,000
One other couple:
the Shelleys.

700
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,721
One other couple:
the Shelleys.

701
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:45,524
Most boring people
I ever met in my life.

702
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,000
Why did you talk
to the waiter like that?

703
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,093
Why did you talk
to the waiter like that?

704
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,961
Like what?

705
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,531
Like you've known him 20 years.
You just met him.

706
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,000
He walked in here two minutes
ago with fatty roast beef.

707
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,600
He walked in here two minutes
ago with fatty roast beef.

708
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:58,870
It's none of his damn business
what our son is doing in school.

709
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,000
I'm sorry. I did
another bad thing.

710
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,539
I'm sorry. I did
another bad thing.

711
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,207
When he comes back
with the champagne,

712
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,476
I'll hide behind the drapes.
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,476
You don't have to hide.

713
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,000
Just don't tell him our
personal problems, that's all.

714
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,578
Just don't tell him our
personal problems, that's all.

715
00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:07,779
What should
I do, lie?

716
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,548
Certainly lie.
Everyone else does.

717
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,750
Tell him you got a beautiful
and devoted daughter.

718
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:12,000
Tell him you got a brilliant
son on the dean's list.

719
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,752
Tell him you got a brilliant
son on the dean's list.

720
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:15,821
Tell him you're only
42 years old.

721
00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:17,155
Why?

722
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,000
I'm not insane
about growing older,

723
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,225
I'm not insane
about growing older,

724
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,726
but it happens
to everybody.

725
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,562
Happened to you.

726
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:24,000
You're 51.

727
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,164
You're 51.

728
00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:30,000
Mmm. Well, that's
the difference between us.

729
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,838
Mmm. Well, that's
the difference between us.

730
00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:35,073
I don't have
to accept it.

731
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,000
I don't have to accept
being 51 years old.

732
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,742
I don't have to accept
being 51 years old.

733
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,511
I don't accept
getting older.

734
00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:40,912
Good luck to you.

735
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,000
You'll be the youngest one
in the cemetery.

736
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,914
You'll be the youngest one
in the cemetery.

737
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,183
Can't even have a normal
conversation with you anymore.

738
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,652
Accept being 51, and we'll have
a normal conversation.

739
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:48,000
( door closes )

740
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,054
( door closes )

741
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,490
You blew it again.

742
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:57,796
Sam?

743
00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:00,000
Aren't you gonna
eat your dinner?

744
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,098
Aren't you gonna
eat your dinner?

745
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,000
Oh, Sam!

746
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,539
Oh, Sam!

747
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,842
Look, I found a very lean
piece of roast beef!

748
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,000
Hey!

749
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,110
Hey!

750
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,712
Come on out.
See how thin I'm getting.

751
00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:15,680
( doorbell buzzes )

752
00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:18,000
Ooh, Sam, it's the champagne.
If you don't come out,

753
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,217
Ooh, Sam, it's the champagne.
If you don't come out,

754
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:21,786
I'll tell the waiter
you wear dentures.

755
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,188
( buzz )

756
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:26,625
Oh, Miss McCormack.

757
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,627
Hello, Mrs. Nash.
I hope I'm not disturbing you.

758
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,828
No, no, no.
Mr. Nash and I

759
00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:30,000
were just sitting
around joking.

760
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,196
were just sitting
around joking.

761
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,797
Come on in.
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,797
Thank you.

762
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:35,200
I hate to barge in this way,
but I have some papers

763
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,000
that need Mr. Nash's
signature immediately.

764
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,968
that need Mr. Nash's
signature immediately.

765
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,904
Certainly. Sit down.
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,904
Thank you.

766
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,739
Sam,
it's Miss McCormack.

767
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,910
It is Miss McCormack
now, isn't it?

768
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,811
It was Mrs. Colby
last year.

769
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,000
This year it's
Miss McCormack again.

770
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:48,747
This year it's
Miss McCormack again.

771
00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:50,715
Well, you're lucky
you can remember.

772
00:25:50,782 --> 00:25:52,717
I've been married so long,
if I ever got divorced,

773
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:53,752
I'd have to make up
a maiden name.

774
00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:54,000
Have you had
your dinner?

775
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,986
Have you had
your dinner?

776
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,857
No, but it's all right.

777
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:00,000
Oh, hello.
You got 'em, huh?

778
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,258
Oh, hello.
You got 'em, huh?

779
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:02,327
Did Henderson call?
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:02,327
No, not yet.

780
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,229
I think you ought
to look at page 3.

781
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:05,664
Would you like
some hot coffee?

782
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:06,000
The Plaza makes
very hot coffee.

783
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,165
The Plaza makes
very hot coffee.

784
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,567
Coffee would be fine, thank you.
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,567
One hot coffee coming up.

785
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,169
Sam, some hot coffee?
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,169
No, thanks.

786
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,000
That's no hot coffee
and one hot coffee.

787
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:12,771
That's no hot coffee
and one hot coffee.

788
00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:14,940
Why is there an adjustment
on this figure?

789
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:17,609
There was a clerical omission
on the Cincinnati tabulation.

790
00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:18,000
It didn't show up
in the 1,400,

791
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,010
It didn't show up
in the 1,400,

792
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,278
so I rechecked it
with my own files

793
00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:21,713
and made a correction,

794
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,000
so that item 17B
should read 300,000,

795
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,249
so that item 17B
should read 300,000,

796
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,684
and disregard
the figures in 17A.

797
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,719
Cream and sugar?
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,719
No, thank you.

798
00:26:27,786 --> 00:26:29,754
But this should have
been caught on the IBM.

799
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:30,000
Should have,
but it wasn't.

800
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,056
Should have,
but it wasn't.

801
00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,624
Obviously
it wasn't fed properly.

802
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,859
No cream and no sugar
or no cream and yes, sugar.

803
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,000
No cream and no sugar.

804
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:36,027
No cream and no sugar.

805
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,762
So it's yes,
no cream and no sugar.

806
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:39,197
Did you call this
to Howard's attention?

807
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,765
He said it happened
once before this month,

808
00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:41,967
but that he couldn't
pin it down

809
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,868
until he rechecked
the whole 68 file.

810
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,637
Damn it. Of all nights
to have this happen.

811
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,706
Would you like some anchovies?
We've got tons of anchovies.

812
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:48,000
I'm just gonna
have to go over

813
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,207
I'm just gonna
have to go over

814
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,809
the whole thing
tonight with Howard.

815
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,711
I told him I thought
that might be a possibility,

816
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,000
so he made plans
to stay in town tonight.

817
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,879
so he made plans
to stay in town tonight.

818
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,281
Tell Howard I'll meet
him at the office

819
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,716
between 6:15 and 6:30.

820
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,117
Tell him I want
to see every one

821
00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:00,000
of last year's
1,400 forms.

822
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,885
of last year's
1,400 forms.

823
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,387
You're not going
to the office tonight?

824
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,389
I'm sorry, Karen,
it can't be helped.

825
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,000
We're having that same damn
trouble with the computer again.

826
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,791
We're having that same damn
trouble with the computer again.

827
00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:07,926
I could go with you.

828
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,794
Maybe all it needs
is a little dusting.

829
00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:10,829
Well, something
in that office

830
00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:12,000
sure in hell
needs a little dusting.

831
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,230
sure in hell
needs a little dusting.

832
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,631
All right, Miss McCormack,

833
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:14,899
why don't you just
hop in a cab now

834
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,668
and get started
on the flies with Howard?

835
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,000
I'll clean up, and I'll
see you in about 20 minutes.

836
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,303
I'll clean up, and I'll
see you in about 20 minutes.

837
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,704
McCORMACK:
Yes, sir.

838
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,942
Oh, it's a pity you
can't stay two more minutes.

839
00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:25,343
I ordered champagne.

840
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,112
Can I tell her why, Sam?

841
00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:28,913
Oh, well. I'm not
supposed to go around

842
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,000
blurting these things out,
but it's our 23rd anniversary.

843
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,817
blurting these things out,
but it's our 23rd anniversary.

844
00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:34,819
Oh, I didn't know.
Congratulations.

845
00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:36,000
Thank you, dear.

846
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,354
Thank you, dear.

847
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,857
Oh, yes. Life has been
very good to me.

848
00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:40,325
I have a beautiful
devoted daughter,

849
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,926
brilliant son
on the dean's list,

850
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:42,000
and I'm 42 years old.
What more could I ask--

851
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,928
and I'm 42 years old.
What more could I ask--

852
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,031
Karen, Miss McCormack's
got to get back to the office.

853
00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:48,000
I'm sorry. Don't let him
work you too late.

854
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,833
I'm sorry. Don't let him
work you too late.

855
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,301
That's all right.
I'm used to it by now.

856
00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:51,936
Best wishes again,
Mrs. Nash.

857
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,872
Thank you, and see that he
buys me a nice gift.

858
00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:54,000
I definitely will.

859
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,707
I definitely will.

860
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,843
( door closes )

861
00:27:58,910 --> 00:27:59,811
What a sweet girl.

862
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:00,000
( electric razor )
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:00,000
That's a sweet girl, Sam.

863
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,113
( electric razor )
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,113
That's a sweet girl, Sam.

864
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,848
Sorry about tonight,
Karen.

865
00:28:03,915 --> 00:28:04,849
It can't be helped.

866
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:10,688
That's a sweet,
young, skinny girl.

867
00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,000
Thing is, if I leave now,
maybe I can still

868
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,724
Thing is, if I leave now,
maybe I can still

869
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,126
get back in time for us
to have a late dinner.

870
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,728
Oh, that's all right.

871
00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:18,000
Don't worry about me.
I understand.

872
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,396
Don't worry about me.
I understand.

873
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:20,231
I just feel badly
about you.

874
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:22,333
You could have really
relaxed tonight.

875
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,000
Instead you'll be cooped up
in that stuffy old office

876
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,869
Instead you'll be cooped up
in that stuffy old office

877
00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:26,805
till all hours
with Miss McCormack,

878
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,340
poring over those
boring contracts

879
00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:30,000
with your
smooth-shaven face!

880
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,810
with your
smooth-shaven face!

881
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,379
Well, I can't very well
walk through the lobby

882
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,000
of the Plaza Hotel
with a stubbly chin.

883
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,481
of the Plaza Hotel
with a stubbly chin.

884
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,817
They wouldn't let you
in the elevator.

885
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:39,984
Don't forget
your cologne.

886
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,000
My what?
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,000
Your cologne.

887
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,387
My what?
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,387
Your cologne.

888
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:43,988
The doorman
won't get you a cab

889
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:45,790
unless
you smell good.

890
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:47,992
( Karen laughs )

891
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,829
What are you doing, Karen?

892
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:54,000
I'm joking.
What's the matter?

893
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,400
I'm joking.
What's the matter?

894
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:58,002
Can't you tell when I'm
kidding around anymore?

895
00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:00,000
No, I can't.

896
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,839
No, I can't.

897
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,844
Well, I am.

898
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:06,000
I'm just teasing you
by intimating

899
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,847
I'm just teasing you
by intimating

900
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,282
that you're having an affair
with your secretary.

901
00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:12,000
Are you?

902
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,851
Are you?

903
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,753
Is sweet, skinny
Miss McCormack your mistress?

904
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:18,000
Oh, for God's sake, what kind
of a thing is that to say?

905
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,123
Oh, for God's sake, what kind
of a thing is that to say?

906
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:20,892
Well, if she's not,
it's a lousy thing to say.

907
00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,360
If she is, it's a hell
of a question.

908
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,000
Well, I'm not even gonna
dignify that with an answer.

909
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,797
Well, I'm not even gonna
dignify that with an answer.

910
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:29,033
Aw, come on.
Dignify it, Sam, please.

911
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,000
I'm dying to know.

912
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,301
I'm dying to know.

913
00:29:30,368 --> 00:29:31,870
Are you having an affair
with her or not?

914
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:33,471
And you'll believe me?
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:33,471
Cross my heart.

915
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,840
No, I'm not having
an affair with her.

916
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,077
Yes, you are.

917
00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:42,000
Curses. Trapped again.

918
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,480
Curses. Trapped again.

919
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:47,252
Looks like snow.

920
00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:48,000
Hope I can get a cab.

921
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,220
Hope I can get a cab.

922
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,890
It's all right
if you are, Sam.

923
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,158
I approve
of Miss McCormack.

924
00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:54,000
She's a nice girl.

925
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,893
She's a nice girl.

926
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,127
Thank you.

927
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:59,230
She'll be pleased
to know.

928
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,000
Look, Karen,
I could call downstairs

929
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,099
Look, Karen,
I could call downstairs

930
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:02,433
and get you a ticket
for a show tonight.

931
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,235
No reason for you to sit
alone here like this.

932
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,970
Something
you'd like to see?

933
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,071
Yeah, what you
and Miss McCormack

934
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,140
will be doing later.

935
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:12,000
Really, Karen, I find this
in very poor taste.

936
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,076
Really, Karen, I find this
in very poor taste.

937
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:15,513
Why? I'm just being
honest again, Sam.

938
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,916
I'm just saying that
at this stage of your life

939
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:18,000
if you wanted
a nice quiet affair

940
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,417
if you wanted
a nice quiet affair

941
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,819
with a young, skinny woman,
I'd understand.

942
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:26,858
What do you mean,
at this stage in my life?

943
00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:30,000
Well, you're
blankety years old.

944
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,929
Well, you're
blankety years old.

945
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,597
I'd say the number, but I know
you don't accept it,

946
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,332
and I realize
when a man

947
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,000
is blankety-one
or blankety-two,

948
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:36,534
is blankety-one
or blankety-two,

949
00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:38,002
he's feeling insecure

950
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,004
that he's losing
his virility.

951
00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:41,940
Sometimes a nice quiet fling
is the best thing for him.

952
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,541
I know. I read
the<i> Reader's Digest.</i>

953
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:46,110
I'm glad to know
I have their permission.

954
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:48,000
Look, Karen, I have
a hard night's work ahead of me.

955
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,279
Look, Karen, I have
a hard night's work ahead of me.

956
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,948
I'll be back about 12:00.

957
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,349
Sam.

958
00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:57,155
I know that...

959
00:30:57,222 --> 00:31:00,000
we haven't been very happy
together lately.

960
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,226
we haven't been very happy
together lately.

961
00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:03,861
You've been busy.

962
00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:05,129
You may not
have noticed it,

963
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:06,000
but we definitely have not
been very happy.

964
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,132
but we definitely have not
been very happy.

965
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:11,436
I've noticed it, Karen.
I've noticed it.

966
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:15,540
Well, what's wrong?

967
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:18,000
I mean, we have a 12-room house
in the country,

968
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,978
I mean, we have a 12-room house
in the country,

969
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,247
two sweet kids,
a maid that doesn't drink.

970
00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:24,000
Is there something
we're missing?

971
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,616
Is there something
we're missing?

972
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,986
I don't know.

973
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:35,059
Well, could you at least
think about it?

974
00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:36,000
I need hints, Sam.

975
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:36,561
I need hints, Sam.

976
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,330
Is there something
else that you want?

977
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,532
Is there something
I could give you

978
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:42,000
that I'm not giving you?

979
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,401
that I'm not giving you?

980
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:48,000
Could you please speak up?

981
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,239
Could you please speak up?

982
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:51,242
We're closing
in ten minutes.

983
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,511
It's me, Karen.
It's not you.

984
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:57,582
Well, I'll buy that.

985
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:03,454
Well, what's wrong
with you, Sam?

986
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,426
I don't know.

987
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:17,101
I don't know if you can
understand this, Karen,

988
00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:18,000
but, uh...

989
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:18,136
but, uh...

990
00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:20,471
when I came home
after the war,

991
00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:22,106
I had my whole life
in front of me,

992
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,000
and all I wanted was
to get married, have kids

993
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,109
and all I wanted was
to get married, have kids

994
00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:26,544
and make a success
of my life.

995
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,413
Well, I was very lucky.
I got it all--

996
00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:29,714
Good marriage, the kids,

997
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,000
more money than I
ever dreamed of making.

998
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,050
more money than I
ever dreamed of making.

999
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,219
Then what is it
that you want?

1000
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:42,000
Just want to do it
all over again.

1001
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:42,126
Just want to do it
all over again.

1002
00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:44,162
I'd like to start
the whole damn thing

1003
00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:47,131
right from the beginning.

1004
00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:48,000
Oh.

1005
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,499
Oh.

1006
00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:52,036
Yes, I see.

1007
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,642
Well...

1008
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,280
frankly, Sam,

1009
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:05,983
I don't think the Navy'd
take you again.

1010
00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:10,288
Yeah.

1011
00:33:10,355 --> 00:33:12,000
Well, it won't be because
I can't pass the physical.

1012
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,257
Well, it won't be because
I can't pass the physical.

1013
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,426
I told you it was stupid
talking about it.

1014
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,095
It'll work itself out.

1015
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,000
You know what I think?

1016
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:18,996
You know what I think?

1017
00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:21,432
I think you
want to get out,

1018
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,167
and you don't know
how to tell me.

1019
00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:24,000
That's not true.
00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:24,000
Which isn't?

1020
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,036
That's not true.
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,036
Which isn't?

1021
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,504
That you want
to get out

1022
00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:28,172
or that you don't
know how to tell me?

1023
00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:30,000
Why do you always start
the most serious discussions

1024
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,509
Why do you always start
the most serious discussions

1025
00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:33,444
in our life when
I'm halfway out the door?

1026
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,680
No, because
if that's true,

1027
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:36,000
why don't you come
right out and say it?

1028
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,383
why don't you come
right out and say it?

1029
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:41,018
Just say, "Karen, there's no
point in our going on."

1030
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:42,000
I'd rather hear it
from you personally

1031
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,720
I'd rather hear it
from you personally

1032
00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,522
than get a message
on our service.

1033
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:46,357
Look, we'll talk about it
when I get back.

1034
00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:47,625
No!

1035
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:48,000
Goddamn it!
We'll talk about it now!

1036
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,195
Goddamn it!
We'll talk about it now!

1037
00:33:51,262 --> 00:33:53,564
I am not gonna sit around
a hotel room half the night

1038
00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:54,000
waiting to find out
how my life's gonna turn out!

1039
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,135
waiting to find out
how my life's gonna turn out!

1040
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,203
If you have
something to say,

1041
00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:00,000
have the decency
to say it...

1042
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,405
have the decency
to say it...

1043
00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:03,241
before you walk
out that door.

1044
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:12,000
Is there any coffee left?

1045
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,117
Is there any coffee left?

1046
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,220
It's that bad?

1047
00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:17,221
Oh, all right.

1048
00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:18,000
I'll pour you
a cup of coffee.

1049
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,824
I'll pour you
a cup of coffee.

1050
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,527
Oh, look at that.
I'm shaking like a leaf.

1051
00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:24,000
I think you better
pour it yourself.

1052
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,429
I think you better
pour it yourself.

1053
00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:26,230
I have a feeling
in a few minutes

1054
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:27,765
I'm not gonna be
too crazy about you.

1055
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:30,000
No matter what, Karen,
in 23 years

1056
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,236
No matter what, Karen,
in 23 years

1057
00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:35,173
my feelings for you
have never changed.

1058
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,000
You're my wife.
I still love you.

1059
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,507
You're my wife.
I still love you.

1060
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:39,243
Oh, God...

1061
00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:41,179
am I in trouble.

1062
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,000
It has nothing
to do with you, Karen.

1063
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,849
It has nothing
to do with you, Karen.

1064
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,285
It's something
that just happened.

1065
00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:53,458
It's true. I am having
an affair with her.

1066
00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:54,000
SAM: It's been going on
about six months now.

1067
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,794
SAM: It's been going on
about six months now.

1068
00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:02,300
I tried stopping it
a few times.

1069
00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:04,735
It didn't work.

1070
00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,000
After a couple of days,
I'd start in again, and--

1071
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,871
After a couple of days,
I'd start in again, and--

1072
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:10,608
Well, what's the point
of going on with this?

1073
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:12,000
You wanted honesty.
I'm giving it to you.

1074
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,443
You wanted honesty.
I'm giving it to you.

1075
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:15,246
I'm having an affair with Jean.
That's all there is to it.

1076
00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:16,614
I'm not very good at this.

1077
00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,000
I don't know what
I'm supposed to say now.

1078
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,318
I don't know what
I'm supposed to say now.

1079
00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:22,487
Don't worry about it.

1080
00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,000
You're doing fine.

1081
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,189
You're doing fine.

1082
00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:30,000
Would you like that
cup of coffee now?

1083
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,394
Would you like that
cup of coffee now?

1084
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,563
I stopped shaking.

1085
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,298
Well, what
are we gonna do?

1086
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,502
Well, you're taken care of.

1087
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:38,836
You're having an affair.

1088
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,738
I'm the one
that needs an activity!

1089
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,000
I'll do
whatever you want.

1090
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,573
I'll do
whatever you want.

1091
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,642
Whatever I want?

1092
00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:45,843
I'll leave.

1093
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,478
I'll get out tonight,

1094
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:48,000
or I'll stop seeing her.

1095
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,647
or I'll stop seeing her.

1096
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,482
I'll get rid of her in the
office any way you want.

1097
00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:54,000
Oh, okay. I pick
get rid of Jean.

1098
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,454
Oh, okay. I pick
get rid of Jean.

1099
00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:58,322
Gee, that was easy.

1100
00:35:58,389 --> 00:35:59,857
Now we can go back
to our old normal life

1101
00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:00,000
and live happily ever after.

1102
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,759
and live happily ever after.

1103
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,000
It's not my day.

1104
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,531
It's not my day.

1105
00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:08,199
Even the coffee's cold.

1106
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,334
Oh, come on, Karen.

1107
00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:12,000
Stop playing
aren't-we-civilized.

1108
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:12,169
Stop playing
aren't-we-civilized.

1109
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,472
Call me a bastard.
Throw the coffee at me.

1110
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:17,341
You're a bastard!
Do you want cream and sugar?

1111
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,211
It's funny
how our attitudes

1112
00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:21,779
have suddenly changed.
What happened to,

1113
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:24,000
"I think a man your age
should have an affair"?

1114
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,182
"I think a man your age
should have an affair"?

1115
00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:27,485
Oh, it looked good
in the window.

1116
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:28,886
Terrible when I got it home.

1117
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:30,000
SAM: Well, if it's
any solace to you,

1118
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,388
SAM: Well, if it's
any solace to you,

1119
00:36:30,454 --> 00:36:31,856
I never thought
it would go this far.

1120
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,291
I don't even remember
how it started.

1121
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,792
Think. It'll come
back to you.

1122
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,000
She worked in the office
for two years.

1123
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,294
She worked in the office
for two years.

1124
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,461
I never even
batted an eye at her.

1125
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:38,629
Good for you, Sam!

1126
00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:40,197
Oh, come on, Karen.

1127
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,799
No. I want to hear about it.

1128
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:42,000
You worked next to her
for two years.

1129
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,200
You worked next to her
for two years.

1130
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:44,569
You didn't know
her first name was Jean.

1131
00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:46,337
One night you're both
working late,

1132
00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:48,000
suddenly you let down your hair,
you took off your glasses.

1133
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,306
suddenly you let down your hair,
you took off your glasses.

1134
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:49,640
She said, "Mr. Nash,
you're beautiful."

1135
00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:51,375
That's it word for word.

1136
00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:52,810
You must have been hiding
in the closet.

1137
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,000
No. You want to know
when I think the exact date

1138
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,313
No. You want to know
when I think the exact date

1139
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:56,581
your crummy little
affair started?

1140
00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:58,549
I'll tell you.
It was June 19th.

1141
00:36:58,616 --> 00:36:59,850
It was your birthday.

1142
00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:00,000
You just turned
50 years old.

1143
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,586
You just turned
50 years old.

1144
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:03,487
Five-o, count 'em, folks,
and you were feeling

1145
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,822
good and sorry
for yourself. Right?

1146
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,000
If you say so.
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,000
And the only reason

1147
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,324
If you say so.
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,324
And the only reason

1148
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,526
you picked
on Miss McCormack,

1149
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:09,927
she was the first one
you saw that morning.

1150
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:11,429
If she'd been out sick,
you would have

1151
00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:12,000
had an affair with
the elevator operator.

1152
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,930
had an affair with
the elevator operator.

1153
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:16,400
He's 52 years old,
and I don't go for older men.

1154
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:17,435
You're right,
you're right.

1155
00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:18,000
We'll talk about it
later tonight.

1156
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,403
We'll talk about it
later tonight.

1157
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,672
No, no. We've opened this up.
Let's bring it all out.

1158
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:24,000
I've told you the truth, Karen.
I'm involved with another woman.

1159
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:24,408
I've told you the truth, Karen.
I'm involved with another woman.

1160
00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,844
I'm not proud of it,
but those are the facts.

1161
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,413
Now what am I
supposed to do about it?

1162
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,000
I would suggest
committing suicide,

1163
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,349
I would suggest
committing suicide,

1164
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:34,719
but I'm afraid you
might think I meant me.

1165
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:36,000
I have one other
suggestion: forget it.

1166
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,622
I have one other
suggestion: forget it.

1167
00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:39,256
Forget it?

1168
00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:41,993
Yes, forget it. It's...

1169
00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:45,997
I understand.

1170
00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:48,000
It's not your fault.

1171
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,866
It's not your fault.

1172
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,868
It's-- I don't know.

1173
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:54,000
I don't know, maybe I can learn
to live with it till it's over.

1174
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:54,305
I don't know, maybe I can learn
to live with it till it's over.

1175
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:57,908
I don't know
what else to do!

1176
00:37:57,975 --> 00:38:00,000
I'm attached to you!

1177
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,478
I'm attached to you!

1178
00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,713
So go on out,
have a good time tonight,

1179
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,782
and bring me back some
chocolate ice cream.

1180
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:06,000
If I lived with you
another 23 years,

1181
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,985
If I lived with you
another 23 years,

1182
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:10,788
I don't think
I'd ever understand you.

1183
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,892
If that's a proposition,
I accept.

1184
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,594
Damn it, Karen!

1185
00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:18,000
Stop accepting everything
in life that's thrown at you.

1186
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,963
Stop accepting everything
in life that's thrown at you.

1187
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,332
Fight back once in a while.

1188
00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:23,567
Don't understand me.
Hate me.

1189
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:24,000
I'm not going through
a middle-age adjustment.

1190
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,569
I'm not going through
a middle-age adjustment.

1191
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:26,904
I'm having an affair,

1192
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,000
a cheating, sneaking,
sordid affair.

1193
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,741
a cheating, sneaking,
sordid affair.

1194
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,910
If it helps you to romanticize
it, Sam, all right.

1195
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,912
I happen to know better.
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,912
You don't know better at all.

1196
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,000
You didn't even know
I was having an affair.

1197
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,747
You didn't even know
I was having an affair.

1198
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:37,915
I suspected it.

1199
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,750
You were working
three nights a week.

1200
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,485
We weren't
getting any richer.

1201
00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:42,000
I see, and now
that you know the truth,

1202
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,320
I see, and now
that you know the truth,

1203
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,322
I have your blessing.
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,322
No!

1204
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,324
My permission.

1205
00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:48,000
I'm your wife,
not your mother.

1206
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,026
I'm your wife,
not your mother.

1207
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:50,995
Your permission?

1208
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,631
I'm sorry, Karen,
I don't follow you.

1209
00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:54,000
What's the matter, Sam?

1210
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,466
What's the matter, Sam?

1211
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:56,934
Am I robbing you

1212
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,502
of all those delicious
guilt feelings?

1213
00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:00,000
Would you feel better
if I went to pieces,

1214
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,971
Would you feel better
if I went to pieces,

1215
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:02,940
tried to lash out
at you?

1216
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,775
At least I would
understand it.

1217
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,000
It would be normal.
I don't know why

1218
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,777
It would be normal.
I don't know why

1219
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:09,513
you're not having hysterics
and screaming for a lawyer.

1220
00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:10,648
All right!

1221
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,000
If it makes
you feel better,

1222
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,483
If it makes
you feel better,

1223
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,485
I think you stink!

1224
00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:17,521
I think you're a vain,
self-pitying, deceiving,

1225
00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:18,000
ten-pound box of rancid,
no-cal cottage cheese!

1226
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,492
ten-pound box of rancid,
no-cal cottage cheese!

1227
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:22,893
How am I doing?

1228
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,000
Swell. Now we're finally
getting somewhere.

1229
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,629
Swell. Now we're finally
getting somewhere.

1230
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,398
Oh, yeah, you like it,
don't you?

1231
00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:29,400
Makes everything
nice and simple for you.

1232
00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:30,000
Now you can go out
of here

1233
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,001
Now you can go out
of here

1234
00:39:31,068 --> 00:39:32,536
the martyred,
misunderstood husband.

1235
00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:34,638
I won't give you
that satisfaction!

1236
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,000
I take it all back.

1237
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,507
I take it all back.

1238
00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:37,808
You're a pussycat.

1239
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,077
I'll have
milk and cookies

1240
00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:41,812
waiting for you
when you get home.

1241
00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:42,000
No, no, no. Finish what
you were saying, Karen.

1242
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,014
No, no, no. Finish what
you were saying, Karen.

1243
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,549
Get it off your chest.

1244
00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:47,418
It's been building up
for 23 years.

1245
00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:48,000
I want to hear everything.
Vain, self-pitying.

1246
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,086
I want to hear everything.
Vain, self-pitying.

1247
00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:50,721
What else?
Go on. What else?

1248
00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:53,591
You're adorable.

1249
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,994
Eat your heart out.

1250
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,563
Karen,
don't do this to me.

1251
00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:00,000
I'm sorry. I just
can't help myself.

1252
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,732
I'm sorry. I just
can't help myself.

1253
00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:03,501
I'm a forgiving woman.

1254
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,703
You're driving me
right out of here,

1255
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:06,000
you know that,
don't you?

1256
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,037
you know that,
don't you?

1257
00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:09,006
Don't keep her waiting.

1258
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:11,041
If I walk out that door,
I don't come back.

1259
00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:12,000
Oh, I think you will.

1260
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,043
Oh, I think you will.

1261
00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:14,578
What makes you so sure?

1262
00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:16,981
You forgot to take
your eye drops!

1263
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,084
Before I go, Karen,

1264
00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,019
I just want to say
one thing.

1265
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,754
Whatever you may think
of me is probably true.

1266
00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:24,000
No, not probably--
Definitely.

1267
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,422
No, not probably--
Definitely.

1268
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,924
I have been a bastard
right from the beginning,

1269
00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:28,526
and I don't expect you
to forgive me.

1270
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,000
Oh, but I do!
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,000
Will you let me finish, please?

1271
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,795
Oh, but I do!
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,795
Will you let me finish, please?

1272
00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:32,530
I don't expect you
to forgive me,

1273
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:33,798
but I ask you
with all conscience,

1274
00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,533
with all
your understanding,

1275
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,000
not to blame Jean
for any of this.

1276
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,535
not to blame Jean
for any of this.

1277
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:39,537
Oh.

1278
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:41,539
I'll send her
a nice gift.

1279
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:42,000
For crying out loud,
Karen,

1280
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,107
For crying out loud,
Karen,

1281
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,109
you're not making this
any easier.

1282
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:47,711
That's the way
you like things.

1283
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:48,000
You like things easy.

1284
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,146
You like things easy.

1285
00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:50,948
You don't even have
an affair the hard way!

1286
00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:52,483
Meaning what?

1287
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,000
Meaning you could have
at least taken the trouble

1288
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,552
Meaning you could have
at least taken the trouble

1289
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,787
to look outside your office
for a girl.

1290
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:59,456
"Miss McCormack,
would you please come inside

1291
00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:00,000
and take an affair?"

1292
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,724
and take an affair?"

1293
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:01,892
Honestly, Sam.

1294
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,227
Karen, don't force me

1295
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,795
to say nice things
about her to you.

1296
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:06,000
I can't help it!

1297
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,564
I can't help it!

1298
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,567
I'm disappointed
in you!

1299
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,000
It's so damned
unoriginal!

1300
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,770
It's so damned
unoriginal!

1301
00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:14,572
Well, what did
you want her to be,

1302
00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:17,775
a fighter pilot with
the Israeli air force?

1303
00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:18,000
Everyone cheats
with their secretaries.

1304
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,845
Everyone cheats
with their secretaries.

1305
00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:23,747
I expected more
from my husband!

1306
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:24,000
I never saw you
like this.

1307
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,916
I never saw you
like this.

1308
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,585
Live with a person
your whole life,

1309
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:28,853
you don't really
know her.

1310
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:30,000
Go on. Please, go on.

1311
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,588
Go on. Please, go on.

1312
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:31,822
Go on out.
Have your affair.

1313
00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:33,257
You're 51.

1314
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,593
In an hour,
it'll be too late.

1315
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:36,000
By God,
you are something.

1316
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,595
By God,
you are something.

1317
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:40,531
You are really
something special, Karen.

1318
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:42,000
23 years
I'm married to you,

1319
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,533
23 years
I'm married to you,

1320
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,935
and I still can't
make you out.

1321
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,104
You don't look much different
than the ordinary woman,

1322
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,000
but I promise you

1323
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,639
but I promise you

1324
00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:50,541
there is nothing
walking around on two legs

1325
00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:53,677
that compares in any way shape
or form with the likes of you.

1326
00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:54,000
If I'm so special,

1327
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,045
If I'm so special,

1328
00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:57,047
what are you carrying on
with secretaries for?

1329
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:04,555
I'll be goddamned
if I know.

1330
00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:18,000
Sam!

1331
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,136
Sam!

1332
00:42:24,942 --> 00:42:26,877
Uh...

1333
00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:29,546
Sam...

1334
00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:30,000
do I still have my,
uh, two choices?

1335
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,316
do I still have my,
uh, two choices?

1336
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,984
Because if I do,

1337
00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:36,000
I choose get rid
of Miss McCormack.

1338
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:36,020
I choose get rid
of Miss McCormack.

1339
00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:37,554
I pick stay here
and work it out with me

1340
00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:38,989
because the other way

1341
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,592
I think
I'm going to lose.

1342
00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:42,000
Don't go to the office
tonight.

1343
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,193
Don't go to the office
tonight.

1344
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:44,795
Stay with me, please.

1345
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,000
I swear I wish we could go back
to the way it was before.

1346
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,100
I swear I wish we could go back
to the way it was before.

1347
00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:51,902
Well...

1348
00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:53,604
maybe we still can.

1349
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:54,000
We'll do what you said
before.

1350
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,240
We'll do what you said
before.

1351
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:58,876
We'll lie.

1352
00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:00,000
We'll tell each other
everything's all right.

1353
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,611
We'll tell each other
everything's all right.

1354
00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:03,247
There's nothing wrong
at the office tonight.

1355
00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:06,000
There is
no Miss McCormack,

1356
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,050
There is
no Miss McCormack,

1357
00:43:06,116 --> 00:43:08,619
and I'm 27 goddamned
years old.

1358
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:10,688
What do you say, Sam?

1359
00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:12,000
Maybe tomorrow, Karen.

1360
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,290
Maybe tomorrow, Karen.

1361
00:43:13,357 --> 00:43:15,659
I can't tonight.

1362
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:18,000
I'll see you.

1363
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:18,862
I'll see you.

1364
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:22,266
When?

1365
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:28,872
Never mind.
I love surprises.

1366
00:43:30,975 --> 00:43:33,077
Champagne.

1367
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:35,346
I brought you two glasses
just in case.

1368
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,716
Is he coming back?

1369
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:40,818
KAREN:
Funny you should ask that.

1370
00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:42,000
(<i> mellow jazzy theme playing</i> )

1371
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,120
(<i> mellow jazzy theme playing</i> )

1372
00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:18,000
Welcome back to the Plaza,
Mr. Kiplinger.

1373
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,756
Welcome back to the Plaza,
Mr. Kiplinger.

1374
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:20,324
Hi, Ernie.
How are things going?

1375
00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,760
Oh, it's a little quiet
without you, Mr. Kiplinger.

1376
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,000
The screening is at 9:00 tonight
at the Coronet Theater.

1377
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,029
The screening is at 9:00 tonight
at the Coronet Theater.

1378
00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:26,764
The car will
be here at 8:30,

1379
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,932
and there's a small
press reception afterwards.

1380
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,000
Now,<i> The Tonight Show,</i>

1381
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:30,267
Now,<i> The Tonight Show,</i>

1382
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,102
just to remind you,
is Thursday night.

1383
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,838
They tape at 6:30, but they
would like you there at 6:00.

1384
00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,000
Well, I'm afraid the only free
time you're gonna have

1385
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,974
Well, I'm afraid the only free
time you're gonna have

1386
00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:38,442
is between 2:00 and 4:00
tomorrow afternoon.

1387
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,210
Is there anything
you'd like me to arrange?

1388
00:44:40,277 --> 00:44:41,879
Yeah. Have you got
a good-looking sister?

1389
00:44:41,945 --> 00:44:42,000
I'm afraid not.
00:44:41,945 --> 00:44:42,000
Not even a pretty girlfriend

1390
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,314
I'm afraid not.
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,314
Not even a pretty girlfriend

1391
00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:46,450
willing to sacrifice herself
for your future?

1392
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,000
Well, if I did,
she would.

1393
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:48,118
Well, if I did,
she would.

1394
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,386
Well, good-bye,
Mr. Kiplinger.

1395
00:44:49,453 --> 00:44:51,789
It's been a pleasure
meeting you.

1396
00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:56,126
Excuse me.

1397
00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:58,128
Please forgive
my brash audacity,

1398
00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,863
but I would never
forgive myself

1399
00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:00,000
if I let this opportunity
slip by without telling you

1400
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,032
if I let this opportunity
slip by without telling you

1401
00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:04,134
that you are the most
attractive girl I've seen

1402
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:05,803
since I've arrived
in New York.

1403
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:06,000
No ulterior motives.

1404
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,137
No ulterior motives.

1405
00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:09,406
I just wanted you
to know that.

1406
00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:11,275
Thank you,
and goodbye.

1407
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,780
Tell her who I am.

1408
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,316
Okay.

1409
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,891
Hello. Operator?

1410
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,000
Uh, Mr. Kiplinger
in Suite 719.

1411
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,994
Uh, Mr. Kiplinger
in Suite 719.

1412
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,996
7-1-9.

1413
00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:34,231
Right.

1414
00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:36,000
Would you get me
Butterfield 91099, please?

1415
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,502
Would you get me
Butterfield 91099, please?

1416
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:39,903
Well, thank you.

1417
00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:42,000
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪

1418
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:42,906
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪

1419
00:45:42,973 --> 00:45:44,408
♪ Yoo-doodle-loo ♪

1420
00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:45,843
Hello. Evelyn?

1421
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,077
Jesse.

1422
00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:48,000
Uh, is he there?

1423
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,946
Uh, is he there?

1424
00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,014
I just got in town.

1425
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:54,000
No. Till Friday.

1426
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,017
No. Till Friday.

1427
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,186
Listen, Evelyn,
I'd love to see you.

1428
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:58,021
Any time.

1429
00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:00,000
Say between 2:00 and
4:00 tomorrow afternoon?

1430
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,291
Say between 2:00 and
4:00 tomorrow afternoon?

1431
00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:05,129
Oh. Can't you break it,
Evelyn?

1432
00:46:05,195 --> 00:46:06,000
I'm on
a very tight schedule.

1433
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,397
I'm on
a very tight schedule.

1434
00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:08,966
Yeah.

1435
00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:10,134
Mm-hmm.

1436
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,468
Sure, Ev. Sure.

1437
00:46:11,535 --> 00:46:12,000
Well, maybe next trip.

1438
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,970
Well, maybe next trip.

1439
00:46:13,036 --> 00:46:14,972
Yeah. Bye.

1440
00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:22,946
Sweetheart,
would you get me

1441
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,000
Mount Sinai Hospital
on 5th Avenue.

1442
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,082
Mount Sinai Hospital
on 5th Avenue.

1443
00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:27,050
I don't have the number.

1444
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,952
Well, thank you.

1445
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,157
Uh, ni-- Uh,
ninth floor, please.

1446
00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:35,025
Nurse Melnick.

1447
00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:38,295
Dr. Kiplinger.

1448
00:46:40,030 --> 00:46:40,964
Giselle?

1449
00:46:41,031 --> 00:46:42,000
Mr. Kiplinger.

1450
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,133
Mr. Kiplinger.

1451
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,970
That's right, the ulcer
attack last June.

1452
00:46:47,037 --> 00:46:47,971
Well...

1453
00:46:48,038 --> 00:46:50,007
didn't I say I'd call?

1454
00:46:50,073 --> 00:46:52,509
Look, I never was able
to thank you properly.

1455
00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:54,000
I was wondering,

1456
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,144
I was wondering,

1457
00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:56,013
are you by any chance
off duty

1458
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:59,550
tomorrow afternoon
between 2:00 and 4:00?

1459
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:02,085
Mm-hmm.

1460
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,188
Mm-hmm. I see.

1461
00:47:04,254 --> 00:47:05,522
All right.

1462
00:47:05,589 --> 00:47:06,000
I'll call you. Bye.

1463
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,391
I'll call you. Bye.

1464
00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:12,000
Pussycat, would you get me
Tenafly, New Jersey,

1465
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,030
Pussycat, would you get me
Tenafly, New Jersey,

1466
00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:15,966
278-9970?

1467
00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:17,901
Well, thank you.

1468
00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:21,505
Hello.

1469
00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:22,973
Is this Muriel?

1470
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,000
Muriel Tate?

1471
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,875
Muriel Tate?

1472
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:26,977
My God,
you sound wonderful.

1473
00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:28,512
Jesse.

1474
00:47:28,579 --> 00:47:30,000
Jesse Kiplinger.

1475
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,147
Jesse Kiplinger.

1476
00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:33,517
Well, of course
I'm serious.

1477
00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,986
Yes, after 15 years.

1478
00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:37,454
No, in New York.

1479
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,523
How's Larry
and the kids?

1480
00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,158
Good, good.
Listen, Muriel,

1481
00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:42,000
you're the first one
I called.

1482
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,493
you're the first one
I called.

1483
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,495
You see, I've been
dying to see you.

1484
00:47:45,562 --> 00:47:47,497
I've been thinking
about you.

1485
00:47:47,564 --> 00:47:48,000
Well, I got a personal
problem, Muriel,

1486
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,967
Well, I got a personal
problem, Muriel,

1487
00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:53,971
<i>and you're the only one</i>
<i>left who can help me.</i>

1488
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,472
<i>Do you think you can</i>

1489
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:58,041
<i>drop over to the Plaza</i>
<i>tomorrow afternoon</i>

1490
00:47:58,108 --> 00:48:00,000
<i>for a drink</i>
<i>from 2:00 to 4:00?</i>

1491
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,978
<i>for a drink</i>
<i>from 2:00 to 4:00?</i>

1492
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:39,950
There's nothing wrong.

1493
00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:42,000
I'm just going to have
one quick drink with him.

1494
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,086
I'm just going to have
one quick drink with him.

1495
00:48:44,354 --> 00:48:46,356
Just a drink
and then I'll go.

1496
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:48,000
What's wrong with that?

1497
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,992
What's wrong with that?

1498
00:48:57,634 --> 00:49:00,000
I'll stay five minutes.

1499
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:00,971
I'll stay five minutes.

1500
00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:04,274
I've got a lot
of shopping to do, anyway.

1501
00:49:04,341 --> 00:49:06,000
One quick drink,
then I'll go.

1502
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,476
One quick drink,
then I'll go.

1503
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:09,046
My God,
what's wrong with that?

1504
00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:11,448
( click )

1505
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,485
How long you gonna be,
ma'am?

1506
00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:18,000
Uh, yeah. One quick drink,
then I-- I'm going.

1507
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,155
Uh, yeah. One quick drink,
then I-- I'm going.

1508
00:49:22,659 --> 00:49:23,994
Good, good.

1509
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:25,228
<i>Gracias.</i>

1510
00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:27,164
<i>Prego, prego.</i>

1511
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:08,438
Can I help you,
ma'am?

1512
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:09,606
( giggles )

1513
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,007
Oh, no.

1514
00:50:11,074 --> 00:50:12,000
No, I'm just,
uh, I'm looking.

1515
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,744
No, I'm just,
uh, I'm looking.

1516
00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:18,000
( knock on door )

1517
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,750
( knock on door )

1518
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:30,000
MAID:
Can I make your bed up now, sir?

1519
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,727
MAID:
Can I make your bed up now, sir?

1520
00:50:30,794 --> 00:50:33,196
Uh, 4:00. You can
make it up at 4:00.

1521
00:50:33,263 --> 00:50:34,631
4:00. Thank you.

1522
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:51,748
Uh, hel-- Uh, er,

1523
00:50:51,815 --> 00:50:53,784
Mr. Jesse Kiplinger, please.

1524
00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:02,225
( whispering ):
Hello, Jesse.

1525
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:05,429
It's Muriel...

1526
00:51:05,495 --> 00:51:06,000
from New Jersey.

1527
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,197
from New Jersey.

1528
00:51:07,264 --> 00:51:09,065
I can't hear you.

1529
00:51:09,132 --> 00:51:10,667
Well, speak up, dear.

1530
00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:12,000
Well, where are you?

1531
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,437
Well, where are you?

1532
00:51:13,503 --> 00:51:16,506
Well, come on up.

1533
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,000
Yes, I'm positive
it's all right.

1534
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,444
Yes, I'm positive
it's all right.

1535
00:51:20,510 --> 00:51:23,513
Muriel, do you want me
to come down and get you?

1536
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,000
Well, then take
the elevator

1537
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,348
Well, then take
the elevator

1538
00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:28,351
and come up
to Suite 719

1539
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:30,000
and stop being so silly.

1540
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:30,353
and stop being so silly.

1541
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,322
I'm dying to see you.

1542
00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:34,691
Right.

1543
00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:36,000
( hangs up )

1544
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,727
( hangs up )

1545
00:51:37,794 --> 00:51:40,363
Operator, uh,
Mr. Kiplinger here.

1546
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,000
Suite 719.

1547
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,532
Suite 719.

1548
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,801
Please hold all calls
until 4:00.

1549
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:47,304
I'm going to be
in conference.

1550
00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:54,000
My God,

1551
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:54,211
My God,

1552
00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:55,378
what are you
doing here?

1553
00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:56,580
Nothing!

1554
00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:58,415
Beth! How nice
to see you.

1555
00:51:58,482 --> 00:51:59,783
I just got in
this morning.

1556
00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:00,000
Really?
Why are you here?

1557
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,218
Really?
Why are you here?

1558
00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:09,159
Muriel.

1559
00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:10,494
Jesse.

1560
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,000
It's not.

1561
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:12,229
It's not.

1562
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,730
It is.

1563
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,165
Muriel,
I can't believe it.

1564
00:52:15,232 --> 00:52:16,333
Is it really you?

1565
00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:17,901
It's me.

1566
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:18,000
Muriel.

1567
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,402
Muriel.

1568
00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,905
Well, come on in
for Pete's sakes.

1569
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,573
Come on in.

1570
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,000
Five minutes, Jesse.
That's all.

1571
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,408
Five minutes, Jesse.
That's all.

1572
00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,910
I really can't stay.

1573
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,479
My God,
it's good to see you.

1574
00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:30,000
Oh, I just dropped by
to say hello.

1575
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,815
Oh, I just dropped by
to say hello.

1576
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,250
I really can't stay.

1577
00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:35,151
I'm parked
in a one-hour zone.

1578
00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:36,000
Hey, Muriel.

1579
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:36,853
Hey, Muriel.

1580
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,355
Hello.

1581
00:52:39,589 --> 00:52:41,591
Same old Muriel, eh?

1582
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:42,000
What do you mean,
"same old Muriel"?

1583
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,361
What do you mean,
"same old Muriel"?

1584
00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:45,595
Come here!

1585
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:47,597
Let me take
a good look at you.

1586
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:48,000
Don't, Jesse.
Don't look at me.

1587
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,432
Don't, Jesse.
Don't look at me.

1588
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:50,634
It's been 15 years,

1589
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,868
and I haven't
had my hair done.

1590
00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:53,937
Don't look at me.
What time is it?

1591
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,873
Tell me when it's 3:00.
I can't stay. I...

1592
00:52:56,940 --> 00:52:59,609
Muriel,
I can't get over it.

1593
00:52:59,676 --> 00:53:00,000
You look
absolutely wonderful.

1594
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,445
You look
absolutely wonderful.

1595
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,381
Well, I feel

1596
00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:05,715
absolutely
wonderful.

1597
00:53:05,782 --> 00:53:06,000
No, I really mean that.

1598
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:06,950
No, I really mean that.

1599
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,286
You look
incredibly fantastic.

1600
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:12,000
Well, I feel
incredibly fantastic.

1601
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,355
Well, I feel
incredibly fantastic.

1602
00:53:12,422 --> 00:53:13,456
Well, you look it.

1603
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,859
Well, I feel it.

1604
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,460
And how are you?

1605
00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:18,000
Uh, I'm all right.

1606
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,697
Uh, I'm all right.

1607
00:53:22,966 --> 00:53:24,000
I don't know why I'm
so nervous, do you?

1608
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,402
I don't know why I'm
so nervous, do you?

1609
00:53:25,468 --> 00:53:26,903
I think it's charming.

1610
00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:29,739
My goodness. Little Muriel Tate
all grown up and married.

1611
00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:30,000
Mm-hmm.

1612
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,974
Mm-hmm.

1613
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,475
How many kids
you got now?

1614
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:35,312
Three.
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:35,312
No kidding? Three kids.

1615
00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:36,000
What are they?

1616
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:36,513
What are they?

1617
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:38,481
A boy and a girl.

1618
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:39,883
A boy and a girl?

1619
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:41,985
And another boy.
He's away at camp.

1620
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,520
( nervous giggle )

1621
00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:46,489
Oh, I can't even
think straight.

1622
00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:48,000
Isn't this terrible?

1623
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:48,825
Isn't this terrible?

1624
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:50,393
What's wrong?

1625
00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:51,895
Well, it's you.

1626
00:53:51,962 --> 00:53:53,897
That's the simple
explanation.

1627
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:54,000
I'm nervous
about meeting you,

1628
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,932
I'm nervous
about meeting you,

1629
00:53:55,999 --> 00:53:58,835
Mr. Famous
Hollywood Producer.

1630
00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,000
"Mr. Famous
Hollywood Producer"?

1631
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,339
"Mr. Famous
Hollywood Producer"?

1632
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:04,941
Muriel, you know me
better than that.

1633
00:54:05,008 --> 00:54:06,000
I haven't changed
since I left Tenafly.

1634
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,344
I haven't changed
since I left Tenafly.

1635
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:08,912
I made a couple
of pictures.

1636
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,347
That's all.

1637
00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:11,948
A couple of pictures?

1638
00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:15,418
The Easter show at the
Radio City Music Hall?

1639
00:54:15,485 --> 00:54:17,354
A couple pictures,
huh?

1640
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:18,000
I stood in line
with my children

1641
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,522
I stood in line
with my children

1642
00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,257
for three hours
in the rain.

1643
00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:22,959
Why did you do that,
Muriel?

1644
00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,000
You could've called
my New York office.

1645
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:24,961
You could've called
my New York office.

1646
00:54:25,028 --> 00:54:26,963
My girl would've
gotten you right in.

1647
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:28,965
Any time you wanna see
one of my pictures--

1648
00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:30,000
Oh, I couldn't do that.

1649
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:30,634
Oh, I couldn't do that.

1650
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:32,535
Call the office.
They-- Why not?

1651
00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:34,471
I couldn't. I couldn't
impose like that.

1652
00:54:34,537 --> 00:54:35,739
You not imposing!
00:54:34,537 --> 00:54:35,739
I am.

1653
00:54:35,805 --> 00:54:36,000
But I want you to!

1654
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,641
But I want you to!

1655
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:38,942
What's the number?

1656
00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:40,710
I'll give it to you
before you go,

1657
00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:42,000
but first
let's sit down,

1658
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:42,445
but first
let's sit down,

1659
00:54:42,512 --> 00:54:43,947
have a little drink.

1660
00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:46,983
There's a million things
I'm dying to ask you.

1661
00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:48,000
Oh, no, no.

1662
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,618
Oh, no, no.

1663
00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:50,553
No drinks for me, thank you.

1664
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,988
You don't drink?

1665
00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:54,000
Oh, I haven't had
a drink in years.

1666
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:54,424
Oh, I haven't had
a drink in years.

1667
00:54:54,491 --> 00:54:57,460
Besides, I have a 5:00
hairdresser's appointment.

1668
00:54:57,527 --> 00:54:58,962
Come on.
One little drink.

1669
00:54:59,029 --> 00:55:00,000
Oh, no, no, no.
I've got to get home.

1670
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,964
Oh, no, no, no.
I've got to get home.

1671
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:02,966
I shouldn't even
be in the city.

1672
00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:04,934
No, the children will be
home from school soon,

1673
00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:06,000
I've got to get
Larry's dinner,

1674
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,970
I've got to get
Larry's dinner,

1675
00:55:07,037 --> 00:55:11,341
and besides, I haven't
even done my shopping.

1676
00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:12,000
No, no.

1677
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,642
No, no.

1678
00:55:12,709 --> 00:55:15,011
Just dropped by
to say hello.

1679
00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:16,479
What'll you have?

1680
00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:17,747
A vodka stinger.

1681
00:55:17,814 --> 00:55:18,000
Coming right up.

1682
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,616
Coming right up.

1683
00:55:19,683 --> 00:55:22,419
And then
I've got to go.

1684
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:25,955
Oh.

1685
00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:28,825
I finally took a breath.
That felt good.

1686
00:55:28,892 --> 00:55:30,000
Muriel, would you relax,
please?

1687
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,495
Muriel, would you relax,
please?

1688
00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:34,330
Would you please relax?

1689
00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:35,665
Oh.

1690
00:55:35,732 --> 00:55:36,000
I just feel funny
sitting here

1691
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,634
I just feel funny
sitting here

1692
00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,502
and drinking
in a hotel room

1693
00:55:39,569 --> 00:55:41,337
with a famous
Hollywood producer.

1694
00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:42,000
That's all.

1695
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,672
That's all.

1696
00:55:42,739 --> 00:55:44,874
I mean,
I am a married woman.

1697
00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,476
Well, would you
feel better, Muriel,

1698
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:47,777
if we went downstairs

1699
00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:48,000
and had our drinks
in the Palm Court?

1700
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,813
and had our drinks
in the Palm Court?

1701
00:55:49,879 --> 00:55:51,448
We're here.

1702
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,016
We might as well stay.

1703
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:54,000
Well, then sit back
and relax.

1704
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,719
Well, then sit back
and relax.

1705
00:55:55,785 --> 00:55:57,954
Just for a few minutes.

1706
00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:00,000
I have a 6:00
hairdresser's appointment.

1707
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:00,390
I have a 6:00
hairdresser's appointment.

1708
00:56:00,457 --> 00:56:02,525
Oh, I thought
it was at 5:00.

1709
00:56:02,592 --> 00:56:06,000
It's flexible.

1710
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,963
It's flexible.

1711
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:11,801
Gee, it's good to
see you again, Muriel.

1712
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:12,000
I've thought about us
so often.

1713
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,537
I've thought about us
so often.

1714
00:56:14,604 --> 00:56:15,905
Have you?

1715
00:56:15,972 --> 00:56:18,000
Oh, it's been ages since
we saw each other, Jesse.

1716
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:18,641
Oh, it's been ages since
we saw each other, Jesse.

1717
00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,477
I haven't thought
very much about it.

1718
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,645
Fifteen years, isn't it?

1719
00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,000
August 23rd.

1720
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:24,080
August 23rd.

1721
00:56:24,147 --> 00:56:25,515
You remembered that?

1722
00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:28,084
I still have
the matchbook cover

1723
00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:30,000
from Ruby Foo's restaurant.

1724
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,053
from Ruby Foo's restaurant.

1725
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:33,056
I remember a lot
about that night.

1726
00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:36,000
It was the first time
I ever had a vodka stinger.

1727
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:36,092
It was the first time
I ever had a vodka stinger.

1728
00:56:36,159 --> 00:56:37,527
It was the first time

1729
00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:40,063
I ever stayed out
till 4 a.m. with a boy.

1730
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:42,000
It was the first time
I, uh...

1731
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,399
It was the first time
I, uh...

1732
00:56:45,635 --> 00:56:48,000
how long are you going
to be in New York, Jesse?

1733
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,705
how long are you going
to be in New York, Jesse?

1734
00:56:48,772 --> 00:56:50,039
Possibly
just till Friday.

1735
00:56:50,106 --> 00:56:51,775
I have to sign an actor
for my new picture.

1736
00:56:51,841 --> 00:56:52,942
Lee Marvin.

1737
00:56:53,009 --> 00:56:54,000
Yes. How did
you know that?

1738
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,044
Yes. How did
you know that?

1739
00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:58,081
Oh, we keep up on things
in Tenafly...

1740
00:56:58,148 --> 00:56:59,749
Mr. Hollywood Producer

1741
00:56:59,816 --> 00:57:00,000
with a house
in Laurel Canyon,

1742
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,584
with a house
in Laurel Canyon,

1743
00:57:01,651 --> 00:57:03,586
who drives
a silver-gray Maserati,

1744
00:57:03,653 --> 00:57:05,588
plays tennis
with Charlton Heston,

1745
00:57:05,655 --> 00:57:06,000
and sleeps in the tops of
his pajamas in a circular bed.

1746
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,058
and sleeps in the tops of
his pajamas in a circular bed.

1747
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:11,728
I might stay over
another few days.

1748
00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:12,000
It depends
on what develops.

1749
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,630
It depends
on what develops.

1750
00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:17,033
Uh, I've never been
in the Plaza before.

1751
00:57:18,201 --> 00:57:19,536
Beautiful.

1752
00:57:20,837 --> 00:57:22,438
What's in there?

1753
00:57:22,505 --> 00:57:24,000
Oh, that's the bedroom.
You can go in.

1754
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:24,607
Oh, that's the bedroom.
You can go in.

1755
00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:28,478
That's all right.
I take your word for it.

1756
00:57:28,545 --> 00:57:30,000
Is this where you're
gonna meet with Lee Marvin?

1757
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,047
Is this where you're
gonna meet with Lee Marvin?

1758
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:33,550
I mean, do you know him
personally-- To talk to?

1759
00:57:33,616 --> 00:57:36,000
Yes. We usually talk
when we meet.

1760
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:36,553
Yes. We usually talk
when we meet.

1761
00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:38,154
Is he...

1762
00:57:38,221 --> 00:57:41,224
is he a regular person,
or is he kind of stuck up?

1763
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,000
Regular.

1764
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,592
Regular.

1765
00:57:42,659 --> 00:57:43,793
Hair, nails, teeth.

1766
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:45,628
Just like a person.

1767
00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:46,896
Muriel...

1768
00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:48,000
what's with
the Hollywood talk?

1769
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:48,631
what's with
the Hollywood talk?

1770
00:57:48,698 --> 00:57:50,066
This is me, Jesse,
from Tenafly.

1771
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,634
Who is now living

1772
00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:53,570
in the old
Humphrey Bogart house.

1773
00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:54,000
How'd you know that?

1774
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,904
How'd you know that?

1775
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:57,640
Maybe I haven't seen you
in 15 years,

1776
00:57:57,707 --> 00:58:00,000
but I know
an awful lot about you,

1777
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:00,243
but I know
an awful lot about you,

1778
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,478
Mr. Jesse Kiplinger.

1779
00:58:02,545 --> 00:58:03,780
Pooch.

1780
00:58:03,847 --> 00:58:05,782
Pooch?

1781
00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:06,000
Isn't that what
they call you in Hollywood?

1782
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,917
Isn't that what
they call you in Hollywood?

1783
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,819
Your nickname: Pooch.

1784
00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:11,654
Gooch.

1785
00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:12,000
I thought
they called you "Pooch."

1786
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,590
I thought
they called you "Pooch."

1787
00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:14,991
No, it's Gooch.

1788
00:58:15,058 --> 00:58:16,759
But I thought I read
that, uh,

1789
00:58:16,826 --> 00:58:18,000
you have
all your shirts

1790
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:18,595
you have
all your shirts

1791
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:20,697
specially made
by Pucci in Florence,

1792
00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:21,931
so they call you Pooch.

1793
00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:24,000
No, no. I have
all my shoes made up

1794
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:24,634
No, no. I have
all my shoes made up

1795
00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:25,869
in Gucci's in Rome,

1796
00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:27,503
so they call me Gooch.

1797
00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:30,000
Ah. Oh.

1798
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:30,206
Ah. Oh.

1799
00:58:30,273 --> 00:58:31,774
Ah, it's a silly thing.

1800
00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:34,210
I don't know why they
print stories like that.

1801
00:58:34,277 --> 00:58:36,000
Well, because people like me
like to read them.

1802
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,180
Well, because people like me
like to read them.

1803
00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:39,883
Well, I'm bored with me.

1804
00:58:39,949 --> 00:58:41,885
I'm much more interested
in you.

1805
00:58:41,951 --> 00:58:42,000
But first,
let's have our drinks.

1806
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,688
But first,
let's have our drinks.

1807
00:58:45,755 --> 00:58:47,624
And then I've got to go.

1808
00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:51,628
To the girl
I left behind.

1809
00:58:51,694 --> 00:58:53,796
Who-- Who was that?

1810
00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:54,000
You, Muriel.

1811
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,565
You, Muriel.

1812
00:58:55,632 --> 00:58:56,833
You're the girl.

1813
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:59,135
Oh. Well, thank you.

1814
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:00,000
In many ways, Muriel,

1815
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,804
In many ways, Muriel,

1816
00:59:01,871 --> 00:59:03,706
I've regretted it.

1817
00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:04,908
In many ways,

1818
00:59:04,974 --> 00:59:06,000
I think we would've
been good together.

1819
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,644
I think we would've
been good together.

1820
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:08,912
You think so, Jesse?

1821
00:59:08,978 --> 00:59:11,915
I don't know anyone
in Hollywood.

1822
00:59:11,981 --> 00:59:12,000
In many ways, Muriel,

1823
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,584
In many ways, Muriel,

1824
00:59:14,651 --> 00:59:16,719
I think we could've
made a go of it.

1825
00:59:16,786 --> 00:59:17,921
Oh.

1826
00:59:17,987 --> 00:59:18,000
Oh, I just took up tennis.

1827
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,923
Oh, I just took up tennis.

1828
00:59:19,989 --> 00:59:21,925
I'm not very good
at it yet.

1829
00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:23,192
Muriel.

1830
00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:24,000
Muriel, how often
I've thought of you.

1831
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,829
Muriel, how often
I've thought of you.

1832
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,898
But I have three children,

1833
00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:30,000
and, uh,
I'm very happy,

1834
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,567
and, uh,
I'm very happy,

1835
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:32,936
and, uh,

1836
00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:34,771
I have a wonderful life.

1837
00:59:34,837 --> 00:59:36,000
Larry and I have--

1838
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,273
Larry and I have--

1839
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,343
A wonderful marriage.

1840
00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,000
I wanted to do that
very much.

1841
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:42,912
I wanted to do that
very much.

1842
00:59:42,979 --> 00:59:44,914
Are-- Are you
gonna do it again?

1843
00:59:44,981 --> 00:59:47,050
Yes, I'm going to
do it again.

1844
00:59:47,116 --> 00:59:48,000
Mm-hmm. Well,
then I must go.

1845
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,619
Mm-hmm. Well,
then I must go.

1846
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,756
That will be
enough of that,

1847
00:59:53,823 --> 00:59:54,000
Mr. Jesse Kiplinger,

1848
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:54,924
Mr. Jesse Kiplinger,

1849
00:59:54,991 --> 00:59:57,961
Mr. Famous
Hollywood Producer.

1850
00:59:58,027 --> 01:00:00,000
I shouldn't have let you
give me this vodka stinger,

1851
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,129
I shouldn't have let you
give me this vodka stinger,

1852
01:00:00,196 --> 01:00:02,131
and I shouldn't
have let you kiss me.

1853
01:00:02,198 --> 01:00:03,933
I'm not a drinker,
and I'm not a kisser.

1854
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
It was a wonderful kiss,
Muriel.

1855
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,637
It was a wonderful kiss,
Muriel.

1856
01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:08,972
It wasn't wonderful.

1857
01:00:09,038 --> 01:00:10,640
I don't kiss wonderfully.

1858
01:00:10,707 --> 01:00:12,000
I'm a plain, average
New Jersey housewife kisser.

1859
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,910
I'm a plain, average
New Jersey housewife kisser.

1860
01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:15,611
Anyway,
I'm not interested.

1861
01:00:15,678 --> 01:00:17,880
I don't believe you,
and I have to go.

1862
01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:18,000
Aw. What a pity.

1863
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,782
Aw. What a pity.

1864
01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:20,883
( sighs )

1865
01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:23,252
What time does
that Lee Marvin get here?

1866
01:00:23,319 --> 01:00:24,000
4:00. Would you like
to stay and meet him?

1867
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,722
4:00. Would you like
to stay and meet him?

1868
01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:26,956
In person?

1869
01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:28,958
Lee Marvin?

1870
01:00:29,025 --> 01:00:30,000
Oh, no.

1871
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,660
Oh, no.

1872
01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:33,730
No. Thank you, Jesse,
but I think I'm past the age

1873
01:00:33,796 --> 01:00:35,999
when I get excited
meeting a movie star.

1874
01:00:36,065 --> 01:00:39,135
Maybe my 14-year-old
daughter might get a thrill,

1875
01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:41,671
but, uh, I'm a little
past that now.

1876
01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:42,000
What would I say to him?

1877
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,272
What would I say to him?

1878
01:00:43,339 --> 01:00:44,974
Hello, Lee.

1879
01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:47,010
What would he say to me?

1880
01:00:47,076 --> 01:00:48,000
Hello, Muriel.

1881
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:48,311
Hello, Muriel.

1882
01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:51,114
Really? Lee Marvin?

1883
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:53,816
Well, it's silly
even talking about it.

1884
01:00:53,883 --> 01:00:54,000
As I said, I have this 4:00
hairdresser's appointment.

1885
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,853
As I said, I have this 4:00
hairdresser's appointment.

1886
01:00:56,919 --> 01:00:58,921
God, look at my lipstick.

1887
01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:00,000
I'll never even get past
the house detective.

1888
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,957
I'll never even get past
the house detective.

1889
01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:02,258
What time is it?

1890
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:03,826
10 after 3:00.

1891
01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:05,028
Already?

1892
01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:06,000
I've got to go!

1893
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,096
I've got to go!

1894
01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:08,965
Not yet.
01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:08,965
I must!

1895
01:01:09,032 --> 01:01:10,333
Ten more minutes.

1896
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:11,834
I'll stay five.

1897
01:01:11,901 --> 01:01:12,000
I'll just freshen
your drink, okay?

1898
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,736
I'll just freshen
your drink, okay?

1899
01:01:15,438 --> 01:01:17,040
Just half a glass.

1900
01:01:17,106 --> 01:01:18,000
I have a PTA meeting
tonight.

1901
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,742
I have a PTA meeting
tonight.

1902
01:01:24,914 --> 01:01:25,948
Jesse?

1903
01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:28,151
Why did you call me
yesterday?

1904
01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:30,000
I had no ulterior motives,
Muriel.

1905
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:30,853
I had no ulterior motives,
Muriel.

1906
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,855
I just wanted to spend
a few quiet hours

1907
01:01:32,922 --> 01:01:35,858
with the kind of woman
I never meet anymore.

1908
01:01:35,925 --> 01:01:36,000
Well, we're very proud
of you in Tenafly, Jesse.

1909
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,462
Well, we're very proud
of you in Tenafly, Jesse.

1910
01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:41,864
Even my husband
always talks about you.

1911
01:01:41,931 --> 01:01:42,000
He always says,
"Jesse Kiplinger.

1912
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:42,965
He always says,
"Jesse Kiplinger.

1913
01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:44,233
Jesse Kiplinger."

1914
01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:47,737
That's all I ever hear
around this house.

1915
01:01:49,806 --> 01:01:52,141
Do you know I remember
exactly what you were wearing

1916
01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:53,876
the day I left
for California.

1917
01:01:53,943 --> 01:01:54,000
Mmm?

1918
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,078
Mmm?

1919
01:01:55,144 --> 01:01:57,747
You had on
a tan raincoat,

1920
01:01:57,814 --> 01:01:58,981
tweed skirt,

1921
01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:00,000
a brown sweater,

1922
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,483
a brown sweater,

1923
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,885
and a little locket
right here

1924
01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:04,887
that your grandmother
had given you.

1925
01:02:04,954 --> 01:02:06,000
Last June, uh,
the Tenafly drive-in

1926
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:06,889
Last June, uh,
the Tenafly drive-in

1927
01:02:06,956 --> 01:02:08,891
had a Jesse Kiplinger
festival.

1928
01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,726
They showed all
of your great films.

1929
01:02:10,793 --> 01:02:12,000
I went both nights.

1930
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,262
I went both nights.

1931
01:02:13,329 --> 01:02:16,999
Do you know, Muriel,
that even then,

1932
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:18,000
you had about you
a quality

1933
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,035
you had about you
a quality

1934
01:02:19,102 --> 01:02:20,503
that was
sort of untouched.

1935
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,872
You were the only girl
I knew

1936
01:02:22,939 --> 01:02:24,000
who gave me pleasure

1937
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:24,107
who gave me pleasure

1938
01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:25,842
in just holding
her hand.

1939
01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:28,010
A lot of the girls
still kid me about you.

1940
01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:30,000
I mean, when they see
your name in a column

1941
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,113
I mean, when they see
your name in a column

1942
01:02:30,179 --> 01:02:32,448
or your--
Your, uh, picture

1943
01:02:32,515 --> 01:02:35,451
with Jill St. John
or Stella Stevens.

1944
01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:36,000
I didn't expect to see
it anymore, Muriel,

1945
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,454
I didn't expect to see
it anymore, Muriel,

1946
01:02:38,521 --> 01:02:40,957
that quality of honesty
and frankness,

1947
01:02:41,023 --> 01:02:42,000
that-- That ability

1948
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:42,458
that-- That ability

1949
01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:45,962
to cut through deceit
and phoniness

1950
01:02:46,028 --> 01:02:48,000
with just one look

1951
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,431
with just one look

1952
01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:50,967
through those big,
wide-open,

1953
01:02:51,033 --> 01:02:53,102
unsuspecting eyes.

1954
01:02:53,169 --> 01:02:54,000
Oh, they tease me,
and they say

1955
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,371
Oh, they tease me,
and they say

1956
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:58,141
if I'd married you
instead of Larry,

1957
01:02:58,207 --> 01:03:00,000
I'd be living
in Hollywood now,

1958
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:00,143
I'd be living
in Hollywood now,

1959
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:01,978
going to parties
with Duke Wayne,

1960
01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:04,947
playing charades
with Julie Andrews,

1961
01:03:05,014 --> 01:03:06,000
and, uh...

1962
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:06,149
and, uh...

1963
01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:08,885
You don't know
what you are.

1964
01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:10,453
You really don't know
what you are.

1965
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,000
Well, I'll tell you
what you are, Muriel.

1966
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,122
Well, I'll tell you
what you are, Muriel.

1967
01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:15,057
You're something
very special.

1968
01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:17,160
You're something
very special.

1969
01:03:17,226 --> 01:03:18,000
Really?

1970
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:18,394
Really?

1971
01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:20,963
Something very special,
Muriel. I know.

1972
01:03:21,030 --> 01:03:22,165
( breathing heavily )

1973
01:03:22,231 --> 01:03:24,000
Don't ever change,
Muriel.

1974
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:24,500
Don't ever change,
Muriel.

1975
01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:26,969
Don't ever change...

1976
01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:30,000
the sweet, simple way
that you are.

1977
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,940
the sweet, simple way
that you are.

1978
01:03:31,007 --> 01:03:32,842
( Muriel moaning )

1979
01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:36,000
MURIEL:
Jesse?

1980
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:36,112
MURIEL:
Jesse?

1981
01:03:36,179 --> 01:03:37,947
JESSE ( muffled ):
Yes, Muriel?

1982
01:03:38,014 --> 01:03:39,148
Yes.

1983
01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:41,517
MURIEL:
Do you know Frank Sinatra?

1984
01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:45,922
JESSE:
Who?

1985
01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:48,000
MURIEL:
Frank Sinatra.

1986
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:48,124
MURIEL:
Frank Sinatra.

1987
01:03:48,191 --> 01:03:50,326
Have you ever
met him?

1988
01:03:55,031 --> 01:03:56,499
Yes.

1989
01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:58,968
Yes, I know Frank.

1990
01:03:59,035 --> 01:04:00,000
What's he like?

1991
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:00,203
What's he like?

1992
01:04:00,269 --> 01:04:02,371
Frank?
01:04:00,269 --> 01:04:02,371
Uh-huh.

1993
01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:04,473
Well, I don't really
know him that well.

1994
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,000
I just had dinner
with him a few times.

1995
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:06,475
I just had dinner
with him a few times.

1996
01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:08,477
Oh, where,
in his house?

1997
01:04:08,544 --> 01:04:10,513
Once in a restaurant,
once I think in his house.

1998
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:11,981
I really don't remember.

1999
01:04:12,048 --> 01:04:13,182
I see.

2000
01:04:13,249 --> 01:04:14,517
They say
he's very generous.

2001
01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:15,952
Is that true?

2002
01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:17,486
Is he as generous
as they say?

2003
01:04:17,553 --> 01:04:18,000
I guess so. He served
very large portions.

2004
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,023
I guess so. He served
very large portions.

2005
01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:24,000
Jesus! Who the hell cares
about Frank Sinatra?

2006
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:24,360
Jesus! Who the hell cares
about Frank Sinatra?

2007
01:04:24,427 --> 01:04:25,628
Well, I'm sorry.

2008
01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,463
I was just curious.

2009
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:30,000
I didn't mean to pry
into your personal life.

2010
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,067
I didn't mean to pry
into your personal life.

2011
01:04:31,133 --> 01:04:33,970
I've got
to be going now.

2012
01:04:34,036 --> 01:04:35,371
Wait, Muriel.

2013
01:04:35,438 --> 01:04:36,000
No. I've got to get home
before the traffic starts.

2014
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,307
No. I've got to get home
before the traffic starts.

2015
01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:40,042
If I'm late
for Larry's dinner,

2016
01:04:40,109 --> 01:04:41,477
he'll want to know
where I was,

2017
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:42,000
and I don't lie
very well. Oh, God.

2018
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,479
and I don't lie
very well. Oh, God.

2019
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,514
Why did I come here
in the first place?

2020
01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:46,983
What have I done?

2021
01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:48,000
You haven't done anything,
Muriel!

2022
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,151
You haven't done anything,
Muriel!

2023
01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:51,520
Oh! Haven't done anything.

2024
01:04:51,587 --> 01:04:53,522
I let you kiss me
and grope me.

2025
01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:54,000
I must've been
out of my mind

2026
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,258
I must've been
out of my mind

2027
01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:56,993
to come
to the Plaza Hotel

2028
01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:58,261
in the middle
of the week.

2029
01:04:58,327 --> 01:05:00,000
Well, I've got
to be going.

2030
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:00,096
Well, I've got
to be going.

2031
01:05:00,162 --> 01:05:01,330
Goodbye, Jesse.

2032
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:03,933
Muriel...

2033
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,268
Muriel, will you
wait a minute, please?

2034
01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:06,000
There's no reason
to get so upset.

2035
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,036
There's no reason
to get so upset.

2036
01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:09,005
I didn't do anything worse
than give you a friendly kiss.

2037
01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:11,173
It's not the kiss.
It's where you were kissing me.

2038
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,000
Where was I kissing you?
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,000
In a hotel room.

2039
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,609
Where was I kissing you?
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,609
In a hotel room.

2040
01:05:13,676 --> 01:05:15,544
Suppose someone saw us
through the window?

2041
01:05:15,611 --> 01:05:18,000
Who? A couple of pigeons?
It's Central Park.

2042
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,081
Who? A couple of pigeons?
It's Central Park.

2043
01:05:19,148 --> 01:05:20,349
Muriel, you're
just being silly.

2044
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:21,517
Will you
lower your voice?

2045
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,119
Suppose someone
hears my name?

2046
01:05:23,185 --> 01:05:24,000
Who's going to know you?

2047
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:24,553
Who's going to know you?

2048
01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:26,956
There's nobody here but
Shriners from Cincinnati.

2049
01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:28,291
Now, will you please
come back inside?

2050
01:05:28,357 --> 01:05:29,525
I suppose you'll go back
to Hollywood

2051
01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:30,000
and have a big laugh

2052
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:30,960
and have a big laugh

2053
01:05:31,027 --> 01:05:32,361
with Jill St. John
over this.

2054
01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:34,096
I wouldn't dream of it.
01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:34,096
Say it.

2055
01:05:34,163 --> 01:05:35,598
Say, "I will not
go back to Hollywood

2056
01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:36,000
and have a big laugh
with Jill St. John over this."

2057
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,100
and have a big laugh
with Jill St. John over this."

2058
01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:39,368
I will not go back
to Hollywood

2059
01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,704
and have a big laugh
with Jill St. John over this.

2060
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:42,000
Muriel, I have nothing
but the greatest respect

2061
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,639
Muriel, I have nothing
but the greatest respect

2062
01:05:43,706 --> 01:05:45,207
and admiration for you.

2063
01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:47,243
Now will you please
come back inside?

2064
01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:48,000
There's, uh, something
I want to show you.

2065
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,378
There's, uh, something
I want to show you.

2066
01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:50,613
What?
What is it?

2067
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,982
Come inside,
and I'll show you.

2068
01:05:53,049 --> 01:05:54,000
Can't you show it
to me out here?

2069
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:54,383
Can't you show it
to me out here?

2070
01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:56,252
I can't show it to you
out in the hall.

2071
01:05:56,319 --> 01:05:59,055
I have to show it
to you inside.

2072
01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:00,000
And then
I've got to go.

2073
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,691
And then
I've got to go.

2074
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:06,000
Well? What is it?

2075
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,163
Well? What is it?

2076
01:06:07,229 --> 01:06:10,399
What is it? What is it
you've got to show me?

2077
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,000
You're looking at it,
Muriel--

2078
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:12,068
You're looking at it,
Muriel--

2079
01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:16,605
Me. I want to show you
the kind of man I really am.

2080
01:06:16,672 --> 01:06:18,000
I want to rip off this
phony tinsel exterior you see

2081
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,342
I want to rip off this
phony tinsel exterior you see

2082
01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:21,243
and reveal
what's underneath--

2083
01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:24,000
To bare before you
the real Jesse Kiplinger.

2084
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:24,347
To bare before you
the real Jesse Kiplinger.

2085
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,582
I wouldn't do that
if I were you, Jesse.

2086
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,451
I'm going to make myself
another drink,

2087
01:06:28,517 --> 01:06:30,000
and then I'm going
to tell you a story.

2088
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:30,319
and then I'm going
to tell you a story.

2089
01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:32,088
All the things you read
in the paper, Muriel,

2090
01:06:32,154 --> 01:06:34,156
about me being
witty, charming,

2091
01:06:34,223 --> 01:06:36,000
the boy genius,

2092
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:36,325
the boy genius,

2093
01:06:36,392 --> 01:06:38,094
that's only
part of the story.

2094
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,597
Okay, so I am the hottest
producer in Hollywood,

2095
01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:42,000
so I never made a picture
that lost money.

2096
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,999
so I never made a picture
that lost money.

2097
01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:45,334
Maybe I got
the magic touch.

2098
01:06:45,401 --> 01:06:47,136
Call it talent,
whatever you want.

2099
01:06:47,203 --> 01:06:48,000
I don't know.

2100
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:48,471
I don't know.

2101
01:06:48,537 --> 01:06:51,340
Yes, I've got
Humphrey Bogart's house

2102
01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:53,442
and a silver-gray Maserati,

2103
01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:54,000
a Picasso, a Degas,

2104
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,478
a Picasso, a Degas,

2105
01:06:55,544 --> 01:06:58,280
and 7 percent of
the Los Angeles Rams.

2106
01:06:58,347 --> 01:06:59,715
But I'll tell you
what I haven't got.

2107
01:06:59,782 --> 01:07:00,000
I haven't got love.

2108
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,183
I haven't got love.

2109
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,385
I haven't got happiness.

2110
01:07:02,451 --> 01:07:04,453
I've got
a 360-degree bed,

2111
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,000
and 180 degrees of it
are empty.

2112
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:06,689
and 180 degrees of it
are empty.

2113
01:07:09,425 --> 01:07:12,000
Do you know how many times
I've been married, Muriel?

2114
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,128
Do you know how many times
I've been married, Muriel?

2115
01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,029
Three.

2116
01:07:14,096 --> 01:07:17,066
Three times.
You know who they were?

2117
01:07:17,133 --> 01:07:18,000
Dolores Fayzar,

2118
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:18,300
Dolores Fayzar,

2119
01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:20,136
Carlotta Costello,

2120
01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:22,204
and Bebe Bookerman.

2121
01:07:22,271 --> 01:07:23,472
Three beautiful women,

2122
01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:24,000
Three intelligent women,

2123
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,141
Three intelligent women,

2124
01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:30,000
and three of the worst bitches
you'd ever want to meet.

2125
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:30,112
and three of the worst bitches
you'd ever want to meet.

2126
01:07:31,781 --> 01:07:34,083
They took me
for every cent I had,

2127
01:07:34,150 --> 01:07:36,000
but I don't even
give a damn about the money.

2128
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:36,385
but I don't even
give a damn about the money.

2129
01:07:36,452 --> 01:07:37,753
Screw it!

2130
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:39,655
Oh, excuse me, Muriel.

2131
01:07:40,756 --> 01:07:42,000
That's all right.

2132
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:42,825
That's all right.

2133
01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:45,761
What hurts is they took
the guts out of me.

2134
01:07:45,828 --> 01:07:47,263
I mean, they were phony--

2135
01:07:47,329 --> 01:07:48,000
Unfaithful, all of them.

2136
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,665
Unfaithful, all of them.

2137
01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,333
Do you know I caught
my first wife Dolores

2138
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,568
in bed with a jockey?

2139
01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:54,000
Mmm.
01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:54,000
A jockey.

2140
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,670
Mmm.
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,670
A jockey.

2141
01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:56,338
Do you know it does
to a man's self-respect

2142
01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:57,573
to find his wife
in the sack

2143
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,000
with a 4'8" shrimp,
weighs 112 pounds?

2144
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:00,643
with a 4'8" shrimp,
weighs 112 pounds?

2145
01:08:02,311 --> 01:08:04,380
But as I said before,
Muriel,

2146
01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,848
screw it.

2147
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:06,000
Oh, uh, tell me
if I'm shocking you.

2148
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,284
Oh, uh, tell me
if I'm shocking you.

2149
01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:10,186
I'll let you know.

2150
01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:11,420
All right.

2151
01:08:12,488 --> 01:08:14,623
My second wife Carlotta,

2152
01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:17,126
she was keeping her
Spanish guitar teacher--

2153
01:08:17,193 --> 01:08:18,000
Keeping him.

2154
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:18,461
Keeping him.

2155
01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:20,362
I never caught her,
but she didn't fool me.

2156
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:24,000
No one takes $28,000 worth
of guitar lessons

2157
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:24,266
No one takes $28,000 worth
of guitar lessons

2158
01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,401
in one year.

2159
01:08:25,468 --> 01:08:28,370
That does seem
a little high.

2160
01:08:30,339 --> 01:08:31,540
All right.

2161
01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:33,209
I'm going to tell you
something now

2162
01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:34,410
about my third wife

2163
01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,000
I've never told
a living soul.

2164
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,247
I've never told
a living soul.

2165
01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:40,149
You give me your word
you'll never repeat it?

2166
01:08:40,216 --> 01:08:42,000
May my husband Larry
be struck by lightning.

2167
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,653
May my husband Larry
be struck by lightning.

2168
01:08:45,888 --> 01:08:48,000
Do you know
who her lover was?

2169
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,191
Do you know
who her lover was?

2170
01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:54,000
Do you know
a famous movie actor

2171
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,498
Do you know
a famous movie actor

2172
01:08:55,564 --> 01:08:58,200
whose initials are A.W.?

2173
01:09:01,570 --> 01:09:04,340
Oh, my gosh.
Him?

2174
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:06,000
His wife.

2175
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,443
His wife.

2176
01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:09,345
Oh, my God.

2177
01:09:10,579 --> 01:09:12,000
I married a faggot.

2178
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:12,681
I married a faggot.

2179
01:09:14,383 --> 01:09:16,485
I gave her all the love
I had in the world,

2180
01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:18,000
and she cheated on me
with the woman next door.

2181
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,522
and she cheated on me
with the woman next door.

2182
01:09:19,588 --> 01:09:21,590
Are you sure, Jesse?

2183
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:24,000
What do you mean,
am I sure?

2184
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:24,260
What do you mean,
am I sure?

2185
01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:25,928
They went to
San Francisco together

2186
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:28,163
for three days
to go shopping,

2187
01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:30,000
and all they came back with
was the hotel ashtray.

2188
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,367
and all they came back with
was the hotel ashtray.

2189
01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:36,000
Is it any wonder
that I'm in a bad way?

2190
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,273
Is it any wonder
that I'm in a bad way?

2191
01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:38,541
Is it any wonder

2192
01:09:38,607 --> 01:09:41,343
that I lost my faith
and belief

2193
01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:42,000
that there is anything
left in the world

2194
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:42,478
that there is anything
left in the world

2195
01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:45,447
resembling
an uncorrupt woman?

2196
01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:48,000
Is it any wonder
that I live alone now,

2197
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:48,217
Is it any wonder
that I live alone now,

2198
01:09:48,284 --> 01:09:49,451
despondent,

2199
01:09:49,518 --> 01:09:50,619
dejected,

2200
01:09:50,686 --> 01:09:52,454
disillusioned?

2201
01:09:55,624 --> 01:09:57,259
Until last week...

2202
01:09:58,627 --> 01:10:00,000
when my mother...

2203
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,396
when my mother...

2204
01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:05,234
who still gets
the Tenafly newspaper,

2205
01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:06,000
sends me a picture

2206
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:06,569
sends me a picture

2207
01:10:06,635 --> 01:10:08,404
of the annual...

2208
01:10:08,470 --> 01:10:10,406
PTA outing...

2209
01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:12,000
at Palisades Park.

2210
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,642
at Palisades Park.

2211
01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:17,379
And who was there
on the front page,

2212
01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:18,000
coming in first

2213
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,248
coming in first

2214
01:10:19,315 --> 01:10:21,817
in the mother and daughter
potato race...

2215
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,852
looking every bit
as young and as lovely

2216
01:10:23,919 --> 01:10:24,000
and as sweet
as she did that night

2217
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,321
and as sweet
as she did that night

2218
01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,958
15 years ago in
Ruby Foo's restaurant?

2219
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:32,895
Was my last salvation--

2220
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:35,331
Muriel Tate.

2221
01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:45,441
That's why I had
to see you, Muriel.

2222
01:10:46,742 --> 01:10:48,000
Just to talk to you...

2223
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:48,744
Just to talk to you...

2224
01:10:49,778 --> 01:10:51,280
to have a drink...

2225
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:54,000
to spend five minutes

2226
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,384
to spend five minutes

2227
01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:58,387
to reaffirm my faith

2228
01:10:58,454 --> 01:11:00,000
that there are decent women
in this world--

2229
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,757
that there are decent women
in this world--

2230
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:05,694
Even if it is only one,

2231
01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:06,000
even if you
are the last...

2232
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,464
even if you
are the last...

2233
01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:11,467
of a dying species.

2234
01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:16,405
If somebody like you
still exists, Muriel,

2235
01:11:16,472 --> 01:11:18,000
then maybe there's still
somebody left for me.

2236
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,909
then maybe there's still
somebody left for me.

2237
01:11:20,976 --> 01:11:23,445
That's why...

2238
01:11:23,512 --> 01:11:24,000
I called you yesterday.

2239
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,848
I called you yesterday.

2240
01:11:32,554 --> 01:11:36,000
I had no idea, Jesse.

2241
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:36,358
I had no idea, Jesse.

2242
01:11:43,365 --> 01:11:45,968
God, how you
must have suffered.

2243
01:11:55,010 --> 01:11:57,346
I don't know who to turn
to anymore, Muriel.

2244
01:11:57,413 --> 01:11:59,348
But listen, I didn't ask you
up here to depress you.

2245
01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:00,000
You finish
your vodka stinger,

2246
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:00,683
You finish
your vodka stinger,

2247
01:12:00,749 --> 01:12:02,985
and then I'm going
to let you go.

2248
01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:04,687
Oh...

2249
01:12:04,753 --> 01:12:06,000
no, no, I have
plenty of time.

2250
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,323
no, no, I have
plenty of time.

2251
01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:10,592
Larry's never
home till 7:00.

2252
01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,000
How are you, Muriel?

2253
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:12,494
How are you, Muriel?

2254
01:12:12,561 --> 01:12:13,495
Are you happy?

2255
01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:16,999
Oh, yes. Happy?

2256
01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:18,000
If I'm one thing,
it's happy.

2257
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,501
If I'm one thing,
it's happy.

2258
01:12:19,568 --> 01:12:20,769
I'm glad.

2259
01:12:20,836 --> 01:12:22,371
You deserve happiness,
Muriel.

2260
01:12:22,438 --> 01:12:24,000
And I've got it.
I've got happiness.

2261
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,374
And I've got it.
I've got happiness.

2262
01:12:25,441 --> 01:12:27,042
I've got
a barrelful of it.

2263
01:12:27,109 --> 01:12:28,844
Isn't that wonderful?

2264
01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:33,882
It hasn't been all good,
mind you.

2265
01:12:37,086 --> 01:12:39,621
Larry and I have had
our ups and downs.

2266
01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:42,000
It hasn't been easy.

2267
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:42,424
It hasn't been easy.

2268
01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:44,993
He's not an easy man
to live with.

2269
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:46,628
I'm the only one
who could do it.

2270
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:47,963
That's why
we're so happy.

2271
01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,833
I couldn't be
more pleased, Muriel.

2272
01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:52,568
Well, listen,
I've always liked Larry.

2273
01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:54,000
I know, Jesse.

2274
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,037
I know, Jesse.

2275
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:58,674
You and I
were the only ones.

2276
01:12:58,741 --> 01:13:00,000
Of course, people don't
know him the way we do.

2277
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:00,743
Of course, people don't
know him the way we do.

2278
01:13:00,809 --> 01:13:02,878
I'm out of stinger.

2279
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:06,000
Are you sure you're going to
be all right? I mean, driving?

2280
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:06,982
Are you sure you're going to
be all right? I mean, driving?

2281
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,417
( laughs )

2282
01:13:08,484 --> 01:13:10,085
Oh, if I had to worry
about getting home

2283
01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:12,000
every time I had
four or five stingers,

2284
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:12,020
every time I had
four or five stingers,

2285
01:13:12,087 --> 01:13:13,422
I'd give up driving.

2286
01:13:13,489 --> 01:13:15,824
Is he doing well
in business?

2287
01:13:15,891 --> 01:13:18,000
Oh, in business,
you don't have to worry.

2288
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,027
Oh, in business,
you don't have to worry.

2289
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:21,563
In that department,
he's doing great.

2290
01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:23,699
I mean, he's really got
a wonderful business there.

2291
01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:24,000
Of course, it was good when
my father gave it to him.

2292
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:29,004
Of course, it was good when
my father gave it to him.

2293
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,000
In what department
isn't he doing well?

2294
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,039
In what department
isn't he doing well?

2295
01:13:31,106 --> 01:13:34,109
Ha ha! He's doing well
in every department.

2296
01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:35,711
Are you sure?
01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:35,711
I'm positive.

2297
01:13:35,778 --> 01:13:36,000
Then I'm glad.

2298
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:36,879
Then I'm glad.

2299
01:13:36,945 --> 01:13:38,113
Why?
What do you hear?

2300
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:39,548
Oh, I haven't
heard a thing

2301
01:13:39,615 --> 01:13:40,949
except what
you're telling me.

2302
01:13:41,016 --> 01:13:42,000
Well, I'm telling you
we have a happy marriage.

2303
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,685
Well, I'm telling you
we have a happy marriage.

2304
01:13:43,752 --> 01:13:44,887
Are you trying to infer

2305
01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:46,588
we don't have
a happy marriage?

2306
01:13:46,655 --> 01:13:48,000
No.
01:13:46,655 --> 01:13:48,000
Well, you're wrong.

2307
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,590
No.
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,590
Well, you're wrong.

2308
01:13:48,657 --> 01:13:50,526
We have a happy marriage--

2309
01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:53,529
A goddamn
happy marriage.

2310
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:54,000
Oh! I'm sorry.

2311
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,864
Oh! I'm sorry.

2312
01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:58,534
I should've had lunch.

2313
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,000
Muriel, you-- You drank
those too quickly.

2314
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:00,803
Muriel, you-- You drank
those too quickly.

2315
01:14:00,869 --> 01:14:02,638
Yes, I'm sorry, Jesse.

2316
01:14:02,704 --> 01:14:04,706
Can I have another one?
I will drink it slower.

2317
01:14:04,773 --> 01:14:06,000
Wouldn't you like to lie down
for a little while?

2318
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:06,575
Wouldn't you like to lie down
for a little while?

2319
01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:07,976
What's the point?

2320
01:14:08,043 --> 01:14:09,745
You're going back
to California tomorrow.

2321
01:14:09,812 --> 01:14:12,000
Oh, God, what am I saying?
What am I thinking?

2322
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:12,581
Oh, God, what am I saying?
What am I thinking?

2323
01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:13,782
What is it, Muriel?

2324
01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:15,150
What is it
with you and Larry?

2325
01:14:15,217 --> 01:14:16,752
Nothing.
I told you.

2326
01:14:16,819 --> 01:14:18,000
We have-- We're happy.

2327
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:18,754
We have-- We're happy.

2328
01:14:18,821 --> 01:14:20,889
We have tiny
little differences

2329
01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:22,891
like any normal couple,
but basically,

2330
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,000
we're enormously
happy together.

2331
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,627
we're enormously
happy together.

2332
01:14:25,694 --> 01:14:29,631
I couldn't ask
for a better life.

2333
01:14:29,698 --> 01:14:30,000
You shouldn't have
done that, Jesse.

2334
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,133
You shouldn't have
done that, Jesse.

2335
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,502
I'm very vulnerable
right now,

2336
01:14:33,569 --> 01:14:35,571
and you must not
take advantage of me.

2337
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:36,000
I'm going.
I've got to go.

2338
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,639
I'm going.
I've got to go.

2339
01:14:37,706 --> 01:14:38,640
Muriel,
I didn't know.

2340
01:14:38,707 --> 01:14:39,975
No! Don't! Please!

2341
01:14:40,042 --> 01:14:41,476
Muriel, I never
suspected for a minute.

2342
01:14:41,543 --> 01:14:42,000
I never dreamed.

2343
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:42,678
I never dreamed.

2344
01:14:42,744 --> 01:14:43,912
No, Jesse,
I've got to go. You--

2345
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:45,180
God, how I
thought about you

2346
01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:46,815
on the plane all
the way to New York.

2347
01:14:46,882 --> 01:14:48,000
No! Jesse! I've got to
pick something up

2348
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,585
No! Jesse! I've got to
pick something up

2349
01:14:49,651 --> 01:14:50,986
and get dinner
for Larry.

2350
01:14:51,053 --> 01:14:53,188
Don't bite my neck.
It'll leave marks.

2351
01:14:53,255 --> 01:14:54,000
Empty-- My life is empty,

2352
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:54,857
Empty-- My life is empty,

2353
01:14:54,923 --> 01:14:56,992
but you can fill it for me,
Muriel, I know you can.

2354
01:14:57,059 --> 01:14:58,794
I can't fill your life
for you, Jesse!

2355
01:14:58,861 --> 01:15:00,000
I've got to get home!

2356
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:00,162
I've got to get home!

2357
01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:01,930
Larry will kill me!

2358
01:15:01,997 --> 01:15:04,600
Stay an hour.
Just till 4:00.

2359
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:06,000
Oh, no! Tomorrow, I'll be
alone with my regrets,

2360
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:06,835
Oh, no! Tomorrow, I'll be
alone with my regrets,

2361
01:15:06,902 --> 01:15:09,671
and you'll be out there
with Dino and Groucho!

2362
01:15:09,738 --> 01:15:10,873
52 minutes, Muriel.

2363
01:15:10,939 --> 01:15:12,000
What we've lost
all these years

2364
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:12,140
What we've lost
all these years

2365
01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:13,609
we can make up for
in 52 minutes.

2366
01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:14,977
No, please, Jesse,
please.

2367
01:15:15,043 --> 01:15:16,845
I've got to go pick up
my lamb chops.

2368
01:15:16,912 --> 01:15:18,000
51 minutes!
Muriel, 51 minutes!

2369
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,882
51 minutes!
Muriel, 51 minutes!

2370
01:15:19,948 --> 01:15:21,850
The world
can change for us!

2371
01:15:21,917 --> 01:15:23,185
Can it, Jesse?
Can it really?

2372
01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,000
If it can for me,
it can for you.

2373
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:24,953
If it can for me,
it can for you.

2374
01:15:25,020 --> 01:15:27,789
I don't know.
I just don't know.

2375
01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:29,524
I don't know.

2376
01:15:29,591 --> 01:15:30,000
All right.

2377
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:30,726
All right.

2378
01:15:30,792 --> 01:15:32,794
Okay, we'll just talk.

2379
01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:34,963
All right?

2380
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,000
Listen, no one ever got hurt
just talking, did they?

2381
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,900
Listen, no one ever got hurt
just talking, did they?

2382
01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:39,868
Eh...

2383
01:15:39,935 --> 01:15:42,000
oh, I suppose not.

2384
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:42,571
oh, I suppose not.

2385
01:15:42,638 --> 01:15:44,273
Of course not.

2386
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,000
Well...

2387
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:48,210
Well...

2388
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:50,812
what are we--?
What will we talk about?

2389
01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:52,581
Whatever you say.

2390
01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:54,000
Whatever you want.

2391
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:54,249
Whatever you want.

2392
01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:55,751
Oh...

2393
01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:57,185
did you go to

2394
01:15:57,252 --> 01:15:59,788
the Academy Awards
last year?

2395
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:05,260
Certainly.
I go every year.

2396
01:16:05,327 --> 01:16:06,000
Really?
01:16:05,327 --> 01:16:06,000
Really.

2397
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,863
Really?
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,863
Really.

2398
01:16:07,930 --> 01:16:09,698
Who did you
sit next to?

2399
01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:11,099
You know, let me see.

2400
01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,000
At the theater, I sat
next to Steve McQueen

2401
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,236
At the theater, I sat
next to Steve McQueen

2402
01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:16,672
on one side

2403
01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:18,000
and Liza Minnelli
on the other.

2404
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,675
and Liza Minnelli
on the other.

2405
01:16:19,741 --> 01:16:21,910
Oh, she's adorable,
isn't she?

2406
01:16:21,977 --> 01:16:23,111
A real pixie.

2407
01:16:23,178 --> 01:16:24,000
Who did you sit
next to at the dinner?

2408
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,747
Who did you sit
next to at the dinner?

2409
01:16:25,814 --> 01:16:27,849
At the dinner--
Let me see.

2410
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:30,000
At my table,
there was Warren Beatty

2411
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:30,686
At my table,
there was Warren Beatty

2412
01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:32,888
and Julie Christie

2413
01:16:32,955 --> 01:16:35,057
and Gregory Peck
and his wife

2414
01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,000
and Natalie Wood
and her husband.

2415
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:36,858
and Natalie Wood
and her husband.

2416
01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:38,760
Oh, she's cute.

2417
01:16:38,827 --> 01:16:40,095
Did you talk to her?

2418
01:16:40,162 --> 01:16:42,000
Yes. A terrific
conversation.

2419
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,065
Yes. A terrific
conversation.

2420
01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:44,700
And then,
at the next table,

2421
01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:46,735
there was Anthony Quinn
and Virna Lisi

2422
01:16:46,802 --> 01:16:47,970
and Paul Newman

2423
01:16:48,036 --> 01:16:49,638
and Joanne...

2424
01:16:49,705 --> 01:16:51,707
Woodward.
01:16:49,705 --> 01:16:51,707
...Woodward.

2425
01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:53,875
And Dean Jones
and Yvette Mimieux.

2426
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,000
Together?
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,000
Together.

2427
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,978
Together?
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,978
Together.

2428
01:16:56,044 --> 01:16:57,212
And then, behind us,

2429
01:16:57,279 --> 01:17:00,000
there was Troy Donahue
and Stella Stevens

2430
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:00,782
there was Troy Donahue
and Stella Stevens

2431
01:17:00,849 --> 01:17:02,718
and Sammy Davis, Jr.

2432
01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:05,787
and Vanessa Redgrave

2433
01:17:05,854 --> 01:17:06,000
and Joan Crawford
and Peter Fonda

2434
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,390
and Joan Crawford
and Peter Fonda

2435
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:12,000
and Alfred Hitchcock
and Lena Horne.

2436
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:12,160
and Alfred Hitchcock
and Lena Horne.

2437
01:17:13,395 --> 01:17:14,730
Ahh...

2438
01:17:27,409 --> 01:17:29,244
Well, goodbye,
Mr. Kiplinger.

2439
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:30,000
It was very nice having you
back here again.

2440
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,079
It was very nice having you
back here again.

2441
01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:32,914
Thank you.

2442
01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:35,817
Thank you very much.

2443
01:17:35,884 --> 01:17:36,000
Come back soon,
will you, sir?

2444
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,819
Come back soon,
will you, sir?

2445
01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:41,156
You really
liven up the place.

2446
01:17:48,897 --> 01:17:50,699
(<i> uplifting theme playing</i> )

2447
01:18:06,448 --> 01:18:08,750
( people chattering )

2448
01:18:32,441 --> 01:18:35,043
It's 20 after.
What's keeping them?

2449
01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:36,000
They're probably
on their way down.

2450
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:36,812
They're probably
on their way down.

2451
01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:38,847
Stop worrying, Walter.

2452
01:18:38,914 --> 01:18:40,749
Oh, how nice.

2453
01:18:40,816 --> 01:18:41,983
If I were running
this wedding,

2454
01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:44,386
it would've started
on time.

2455
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:46,054
You mean if you were
paying for it,

2456
01:18:46,121 --> 01:18:48,000
but you're not,
so stop worrying.

2457
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,024
but you're not,
so stop worrying.

2458
01:18:49,091 --> 01:18:51,860
I'm sure the Hubleys
have everything arranged.

2459
01:18:51,927 --> 01:18:53,428
I don't care what
it says in the contract.

2460
01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:54,000
All I know is I'm
paying for six musicians,

2461
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:55,397
All I know is I'm
paying for six musicians,

2462
01:18:55,464 --> 01:18:57,399
and I'm only getting five.
Now, where's my other musician?

2463
01:18:57,466 --> 01:18:59,501
There's only five
in the band, Mr. Hubley.

2464
01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:00,000
But the caterer told me
it was a six-piece orchestra.

2465
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,837
But the caterer told me
it was a six-piece orchestra.

2466
01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:03,405
Six instruments and five men.

2467
01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:04,840
The sax man doubles
on a clarinet.

2468
01:19:04,906 --> 01:19:06,000
Well, why should I pay
for a clarinet

2469
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:06,408
Well, why should I pay
for a clarinet

2470
01:19:06,475 --> 01:19:08,076
when the man
is a saxophone player?

2471
01:19:08,143 --> 01:19:09,845
You are not paying
for a clarinet.

2472
01:19:09,911 --> 01:19:11,746
You're paying for a band.
01:19:09,911 --> 01:19:11,746
I'm not paying for anything,

2473
01:19:11,813 --> 01:19:12,000
unless I get a man
who plays a clarinet

2474
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,281
unless I get a man
who plays a clarinet

2475
01:19:13,348 --> 01:19:14,516
and a man who plays
a saxophone.

2476
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:15,884
Champagne, sir?

2477
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:17,352
What are you serving
champagne now for?

2478
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:18,000
After the wedding, not before.
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:18,000
I was told inside--

2479
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,354
After the wedding, not before.
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,354
I was told inside--

2480
01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:20,856
I don't care
what you were told inside.

2481
01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,858
I'm not paying for any
pre-wedding champagne.

2482
01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:24,000
Bring it back.

2483
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:24,126
Bring it back.

2484
01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:25,427
They've already opened
the bottle, sir.

2485
01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:26,862
Not my bottles,
they haven't opened.

2486
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:28,029
They've opened
their bottles.

2487
01:19:28,096 --> 01:19:29,364
My bottles are opened
after the wedding.

2488
01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:30,000
You tell them
to start playing.

2489
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,199
You tell them
to start playing.

2490
01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:33,135
I'll be over there listening,
and I'm only paying

2491
01:19:33,201 --> 01:19:35,437
for those instruments
I can hear.

2492
01:19:35,504 --> 01:19:36,000
EISLER: Everything
under control, Hubley?

2493
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,038
EISLER: Everything
under control, Hubley?

2494
01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:38,540
Yeah, yeah,
it's going fine, Walt--

2495
01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:40,342
Like clockwork.

2496
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:48,000
WOMAN:
Come in, it's open!

2497
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:48,884
WOMAN:
Come in, it's open!

2498
01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:50,252
Hello, operator?

2499
01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:53,421
I want the Hubley-Eisler
wedding in the Baroque Room.

2500
01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:54,000
Operator, hurry,
it's an emergency.

2501
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,157
Operator, hurry,
it's an emergency.

2502
01:19:55,223 --> 01:19:57,993
Just put it with the rest
of the things. Thank you.

2503
01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:06,000
Uh, is this
the Hubley-Eisler wedding?

2504
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:06,501
Uh, is this
the Hubley-Eisler wedding?

2505
01:20:06,568 --> 01:20:09,171
I'd like to speak
to Mr. Hubley, please.

2506
01:20:09,237 --> 01:20:11,006
Mrs. Hubley.

2507
01:20:16,211 --> 01:20:18,000
Oh, hello, Mrs. Eisler.

2508
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:18,246
Oh, hello, Mrs. Eisler.

2509
01:20:18,313 --> 01:20:20,515
No, everything's fine.

2510
01:20:20,582 --> 01:20:23,151
Yes, we'll be right down.

2511
01:20:23,218 --> 01:20:24,000
Oh, well, I'd like to wish you
the best of luck too.

2512
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,154
Oh, well, I'd like to wish you
the best of luck too.

2513
01:20:26,221 --> 01:20:28,423
Borden's a wonderful boy.

2514
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:30,000
Yes, my Mimsey's
a very, very lucky girl.

2515
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,927
Yes, my Mimsey's
a very, very lucky girl.

2516
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:33,128
( wreath falls )

2517
01:20:33,195 --> 01:20:35,330
Oh, uh...

2518
01:20:35,397 --> 01:20:36,000
no, no, she's as calm
as a cucumber.

2519
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,301
no, no, she's as calm
as a cucumber.

2520
01:20:39,367 --> 01:20:41,603
But, Mr. Hubley--
01:20:39,367 --> 01:20:41,603
I don't want any apologies.

2521
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,000
All I want
is my name spelled right

2522
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,138
All I want
is my name spelled right

2523
01:20:43,205 --> 01:20:45,040
on the match covers here.

2524
01:20:45,106 --> 01:20:47,142
Look at this. You got
200 books of matches.

2525
01:20:47,209 --> 01:20:48,000
There's no "E"
in Hubley.

2526
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:48,543
There's no "E"
in Hubley.

2527
01:20:48,610 --> 01:20:50,178
Well, there's nothing
I can do about it now.

2528
01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:51,513
Well, you had six weeks

2529
01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:53,048
to put one lousy "E"
in Hubley.

2530
01:20:53,114 --> 01:20:54,000
Mr. Hubley?

2531
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:54,282
Mr. Hubley?

2532
01:20:54,349 --> 01:20:56,051
Yeah, what the hell
you want?

2533
01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:57,953
Your wife is on the phone.
She said it's important.

2534
01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:59,221
All right.

2535
01:20:59,287 --> 01:21:00,000
Look, if there's
no "E" in the napkins,

2536
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:00,956
Look, if there's
no "E" in the napkins,

2537
01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:05,393
I ain't paying for the napkins
or the matches.

2538
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:06,000
Well, they're both
wonderful kids.

2539
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,964
Well, they're both
wonderful kids.

2540
01:21:09,030 --> 01:21:10,131
Oh, we do, we do.

2541
01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:12,000
We have a lot
to be thankful for.

2542
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:12,867
We have a lot
to be thankful for.

2543
01:21:12,934 --> 01:21:15,237
Yes, we'll be down
in five minutes.

2544
01:21:15,303 --> 01:21:16,471
It certainly is.

2545
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:18,000
It's going beautifully
so far.

2546
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,374
It's going beautifully
so far.

2547
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:24,000
Roy...

2548
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:24,412
Roy...

2549
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:25,914
Roy, you better
get up here right away.

2550
01:21:25,981 --> 01:21:27,482
We're in big trouble.

2551
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,918
Don't ask questions.
Just get up here.

2552
01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:30,000
Roy, I hope
you're not drunk.

2553
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,186
Roy, I hope
you're not drunk.

2554
01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:33,088
I can't handle this alone.

2555
01:21:33,154 --> 01:21:34,322
Don't say anything.

2556
01:21:34,389 --> 01:21:35,924
Just smile,

2557
01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:36,000
walk leisurely
out the door,

2558
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,892
walk leisurely
out the door,

2559
01:21:37,959 --> 01:21:42,000
and get the hell up here
as fast as you can.

2560
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,398
and get the hell up here
as fast as you can.

2561
01:21:50,238 --> 01:21:52,173
All right.

2562
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,000
All right, Mimsey.

2563
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:54,175
All right, Mimsey.

2564
01:21:54,242 --> 01:21:56,411
Your father's
on his way up.

2565
01:21:56,478 --> 01:21:58,580
Now I want you
to unlock that door,

2566
01:21:58,647 --> 01:22:00,000
come out of that bathroom,
and get married!

2567
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,182
come out of that bathroom,
and get married!

2568
01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:06,000
Did you hear me, Mimsey?

2569
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:06,388
Did you hear me, Mimsey?

2570
01:22:06,454 --> 01:22:08,023
I've had enough
of this nonsense.

2571
01:22:08,089 --> 01:22:09,991
Unlock this door.

2572
01:22:11,493 --> 01:22:12,000
I know what you're
going through, Mimsey.

2573
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,295
I know what you're
going through, Mimsey.

2574
01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:15,964
You're just nervous,
darling.

2575
01:22:16,031 --> 01:22:17,198
Everybody
goes through that

2576
01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:18,000
on their wedding day.

2577
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:18,967
on their wedding day.

2578
01:22:19,034 --> 01:22:20,302
Everything's
going to be all right.

2579
01:22:20,368 --> 01:22:23,038
You love Borden.
Borden loves you.

2580
01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:24,000
You're going to
have a wonderful,

2581
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:24,606
You're going to
have a wonderful,

2582
01:22:24,673 --> 01:22:27,542
wonderful life together,
but you can't have it

2583
01:22:27,609 --> 01:22:30,000
until you come out of
the bathroom, darling.

2584
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:30,211
until you come out of
the bathroom, darling.

2585
01:22:32,681 --> 01:22:34,115
Mimsey,
you've got to come out

2586
01:22:34,182 --> 01:22:35,317
of the bathroom.

2587
01:22:35,383 --> 01:22:36,000
You know
your father's temper.

2588
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,052
You know
your father's temper.

2589
01:22:37,118 --> 01:22:38,219
If you don't care
about your life,

2590
01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:39,421
think about mine.

2591
01:22:39,487 --> 01:22:40,655
Your father
will kill me.

2592
01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:42,000
( doorbell buzzes )

2593
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:42,090
( doorbell buzzes )

2594
01:22:42,157 --> 01:22:44,392
oh, God,
he's here, Mimsey.

2595
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:47,128
Mimsey, please,
spare me this.

2596
01:22:47,195 --> 01:22:48,000
Just come out
and get married now.

2597
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:48,630
Just come out
and get married now.

2598
01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:51,299
If you want, I'll have it
annulled next week.

2599
01:22:51,366 --> 01:22:52,600
Come on!

2600
01:22:52,667 --> 01:22:54,000
We got a wedding
in five minutes.

2601
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:54,169
We got a wedding
in five minutes.

2602
01:22:55,236 --> 01:22:56,471
All right.

2603
01:22:56,538 --> 01:22:59,174
All right, I'm letting
your father in.

2604
01:23:00,408 --> 01:23:03,178
Heaven help
the three of us.

2605
01:23:03,244 --> 01:23:05,513
( knock on door )

2606
01:23:07,148 --> 01:23:08,583
why are you standing here?

2607
01:23:08,650 --> 01:23:11,086
There are 68 people down there
drinking my liquor.

2608
01:23:11,152 --> 01:23:12,000
Are we going to have
a wedding or not?

2609
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:12,354
Are we going to have
a wedding or not?

2610
01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:14,222
Come on!

2611
01:23:15,323 --> 01:23:16,424
Did you hear
what I said?

2612
01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:17,625
There's another couple

2613
01:23:17,692 --> 01:23:18,000
waiting to use
the Baroque Room.

2614
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,094
waiting to use
the Baroque Room.

2615
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,261
Now come on,
let's go.

2616
01:23:20,328 --> 01:23:21,463
Roy...

2617
01:23:21,529 --> 01:23:22,697
Roy, could you
sit down a minute?

2618
01:23:22,764 --> 01:23:24,000
I want to talk to you
about something.

2619
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:24,499
I want to talk to you
about something.

2620
01:23:24,566 --> 01:23:28,603
You want to talk now?
You had 21 years to talk

2621
01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:30,000
while
she was growing up.

2622
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:30,271
while
she was growing up.

2623
01:23:30,338 --> 01:23:31,506
We'll talk when
they're in Bermuda.

2624
01:23:31,573 --> 01:23:33,174
Can we please have
a wedding?

2625
01:23:33,241 --> 01:23:36,000
We can't have a wedding
until you and I have a talk.

2626
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:36,211
We can't have a wedding
until you and I have a talk.

2627
01:23:36,277 --> 01:23:37,445
Are you crazy?

2628
01:23:37,512 --> 01:23:38,680
While you and I
are talking,

2629
01:23:38,747 --> 01:23:40,181
there are five musicians
down there

2630
01:23:40,248 --> 01:23:42,000
getting $85 an hour.

2631
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:42,183
getting $85 an hour.

2632
01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:44,285
I'll talk to you later
when we're dancing.

2633
01:23:44,352 --> 01:23:46,187
Now come on,
get Mimsey and let's go.

2634
01:23:46,254 --> 01:23:48,000
That's what I want
to talk to you about.

2635
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:48,289
That's what I want
to talk to you about.

2636
01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:50,125
Mimsey?

2637
01:23:51,259 --> 01:23:52,560
Roy, sit down.

2638
01:23:52,627 --> 01:23:53,762
You're not gonna like this.

2639
01:23:55,263 --> 01:23:56,197
Is she sick?

2640
01:23:56,264 --> 01:23:57,465
She's not sick...

2641
01:23:57,532 --> 01:23:59,200
exactly.

2642
01:23:59,267 --> 01:24:00,000
What do you mean,
she's not sick exactly?

2643
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:00,535
What do you mean,
she's not sick exactly?

2644
01:24:00,602 --> 01:24:02,337
Either she's sick,
or she's not sick. Is she sick?

2645
01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:05,073
She's not sick.
01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:05,073
Then let's have the wedding.

2646
01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:06,000
Mimsey, there's $200 worth
of cocktail frankfurters

2647
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,309
Mimsey, there's $200 worth
of cocktail frankfurters

2648
01:24:08,376 --> 01:24:10,712
getting cold
downstairs.

2649
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:13,782
Mimsey?

2650
01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:16,718
Where's Mimsey?

2651
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,321
You promise you're
not gonna blame me?

2652
01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:22,357
For what? What did you do?
01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:22,357
I didn't do anything!

2653
01:24:22,424 --> 01:24:24,000
I just don't want
to be blamed for it!

2654
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:24,058
I just don't want
to be blamed for it!

2655
01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:25,527
What's going on here?

2656
01:24:25,593 --> 01:24:27,328
Are you going to tell me
where Mimsey is?

2657
01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,364
Are you gonna take an oath
you're not gonna blame me?

2658
01:24:29,431 --> 01:24:30,000
I take it, I take it!
Now where the hell is she?

2659
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,233
I take it, I take it!
Now where the hell is she?

2660
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:33,768
She's locked herself
in the bathroom.

2661
01:24:33,835 --> 01:24:36,000
She's not coming out,
and she's not getting married.

2662
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:36,304
She's not coming out,
and she's not getting married.

2663
01:24:41,409 --> 01:24:42,000
No kidding.
Where is she?

2664
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:43,244
No kidding.
Where is she?

2665
01:24:44,679 --> 01:24:46,815
He doesn't believe me.
I'll kill myself.

2666
01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:51,152
Mimsey?

2667
01:24:52,487 --> 01:24:54,000
Mimsey!

2668
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:54,088
Mimsey!

2669
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:00,000
Mimsey?

2670
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,662
Mimsey?

2671
01:25:13,608 --> 01:25:14,776
All right,
what'd you say to her?

2672
01:25:14,843 --> 01:25:16,711
I knew it.
I knew you'd blame me.

2673
01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,000
You took an oath.
God will punish you.

2674
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:18,613
You took an oath.
God will punish you.

2675
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:20,548
I'm not blaming you.
I'm not blaming you.

2676
01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:22,717
I just want to know what
stupid thing you said to her

2677
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,000
to make her do this.

2678
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:24,586
to make her do this.

2679
01:25:24,652 --> 01:25:26,788
I didn't say a word.
I was putting on my lipstick.

2680
01:25:26,855 --> 01:25:28,723
She was in the bathroom.
I heard the door go "click."

2681
01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:30,000
it was locked.
My whole life was over.

2682
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:30,425
it was locked.
My whole life was over.

2683
01:25:30,492 --> 01:25:31,726
What do you
want from me?

2684
01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:33,127
I see.

2685
01:25:33,194 --> 01:25:34,429
And you didn't
say a word?

2686
01:25:34,496 --> 01:25:36,000
Nothing.

2687
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:37,232
Nothing.

2688
01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:39,634
You're trying to tell me
that a normal, healthy,

2689
01:25:39,701 --> 01:25:42,000
intelligent 21-year-old
college graduate

2690
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,638
intelligent 21-year-old
college graduate

2691
01:25:43,705 --> 01:25:46,140
who has driven me crazy
the last nine months

2692
01:25:46,207 --> 01:25:48,000
with wedding lists,
floral arrangements,

2693
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:48,743
with wedding lists,
floral arrangements,

2694
01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:51,246
and choices of assorted
hors d'oeuvres

2695
01:25:51,312 --> 01:25:53,248
has suddenly decided
to spend this,

2696
01:25:53,314 --> 01:25:54,000
the most important day
of her life,

2697
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,517
the most important day
of her life,

2698
01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:57,285
locked in
the Plaza Hotel john?

2699
01:25:57,352 --> 01:25:59,320
Yes. Yes! Yes!

2700
01:25:59,387 --> 01:26:00,000
Yes, yes, yes!

2701
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:00,321
Yes, yes, yes!

2702
01:26:00,388 --> 01:26:03,424
You must've said something!

2703
01:26:03,491 --> 01:26:05,260
Roy.

2704
01:26:05,326 --> 01:26:06,000
Roy.

2705
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:06,594
Roy.

2706
01:26:06,661 --> 01:26:08,263
What are you
gonna do?

2707
01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:09,831
Well, first, I'm going
to get the college graduate

2708
01:26:09,898 --> 01:26:11,266
out of the bathroom.

2709
01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:12,000
Then we're going
to have a wedding,

2710
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:12,600
Then we're going
to have a wedding,

2711
01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:15,203
and then you and I
are going to have a big talk!

2712
01:26:15,270 --> 01:26:16,671
Mimsey!

2713
01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:18,000
Mimsey.

2714
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,274
Mimsey.

2715
01:26:19,340 --> 01:26:21,442
( Roy knocks on door )

2716
01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:23,945
I want you and
your $400 wedding dress

2717
01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:25,647
out of there in five seconds!

2718
01:26:25,713 --> 01:26:27,215
( Roy knocks on door )

2719
01:26:27,282 --> 01:26:28,550
Roy...

2720
01:26:28,616 --> 01:26:29,784
Roy, will you please
lower your voice?

2721
01:26:29,851 --> 01:26:30,000
Everybody will hear us.

2722
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,519
Everybody will hear us.

2723
01:26:31,586 --> 01:26:33,488
Well, how long do you think
we can keep this a secret?

2724
01:26:33,555 --> 01:26:35,390
As soon as that boy
down there says "I do,"

2725
01:26:35,456 --> 01:26:36,000
and there's nobody
standing next to him,

2726
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:37,292
and there's nobody
standing next to him,

2727
01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:38,893
they're going
to suspect something.

2728
01:26:41,429 --> 01:26:42,000
Mimsey, you can't
stay in there forever.

2729
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:43,231
Mimsey, you can't
stay in there forever.

2730
01:26:43,298 --> 01:26:44,899
We only have
the room until 6:00.

2731
01:26:44,966 --> 01:26:46,367
Do you hear me?

2732
01:26:46,434 --> 01:26:48,000
Roy, will you please try
to control yourself?

2733
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:48,369
Roy, will you please try
to control yourself?

2734
01:26:48,436 --> 01:26:49,637
All right,
all right.

2735
01:26:49,704 --> 01:26:51,506
I'll stay here
and control myself.

2736
01:26:51,573 --> 01:26:54,000
You can go down there and
marry the tall skinny kid.

2737
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:54,742
You can go down there and
marry the tall skinny kid.

2738
01:26:54,809 --> 01:26:56,377
What the hell
is the matter with you?

2739
01:26:56,444 --> 01:26:58,913
Don't you know
what's happening?

2740
01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:00,000
Mimsey!

2741
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:00,348
Mimsey!

2742
01:27:00,415 --> 01:27:02,884
Get out of there!
I paid for my sister

2743
01:27:02,951 --> 01:27:05,386
to come here all the way
from California!

2744
01:27:05,453 --> 01:27:06,000
Now open the door!

2745
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,322
Now open the door!

2746
01:27:07,388 --> 01:27:08,957
Open the door!

2747
01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:12,000
Maybe she's
not even in there.

2748
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:12,927
Maybe she's
not even in there.

2749
01:27:12,994 --> 01:27:14,395
She's in there!

2750
01:27:14,462 --> 01:27:16,264
God, I think I'm having
a heart attack.

2751
01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:18,000
Of all days to have
a heart attack.

2752
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:18,900
Of all days to have
a heart attack.

2753
01:27:18,967 --> 01:27:22,837
I don't hear a peep
out of her.

2754
01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:24,000
Is there a window
in there?

2755
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:24,272
Is there a window
in there?

2756
01:27:24,339 --> 01:27:25,573
Maybe she tried
something crazy.

2757
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:26,908
That's right.

2758
01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:28,843
Tell a woman who's
having a heart attack

2759
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:30,000
that her daughter
jumped out the window.

2760
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:30,845
that her daughter
jumped out the window.

2761
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:33,381
Well, take a look in there.
Take a look through the keyhole.

2762
01:27:33,448 --> 01:27:34,949
I want to make sure
that she's in there.

2763
01:27:35,016 --> 01:27:36,000
She's in there,
she's in there!

2764
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:36,551
She's in there,
she's in there!

2765
01:27:36,618 --> 01:27:37,785
Look at this.
Look at this.

2766
01:27:37,852 --> 01:27:39,587
My hand keeps bouncing
off my chest.

2767
01:27:39,654 --> 01:27:41,255
Are you going
to look to see

2768
01:27:41,322 --> 01:27:42,000
what your daughter's
doing in the bathroom,

2769
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:42,690
what your daughter's
doing in the bathroom,

2770
01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:43,858
or do I hire a bellhop?

2771
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,994
I'll look, I'll look!

2772
01:27:47,528 --> 01:27:48,000
Oh, my God!

2773
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:49,263
Oh, my God!

2774
01:27:49,330 --> 01:27:50,565
What? What is it?

2775
01:27:50,632 --> 01:27:52,934
I ripped
my stockings.

2776
01:27:57,505 --> 01:27:58,573
Is she in there?

2777
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:00,000
She's in there,
she's in there.

2778
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:00,908
She's in there,
she's in there.

2779
01:28:00,975 --> 01:28:03,277
Where am I going to get another
pair of stockings now?

2780
01:28:03,344 --> 01:28:04,545
How am I going to go
to the wedding

2781
01:28:04,612 --> 01:28:05,747
with torn stockings?

2782
01:28:05,813 --> 01:28:06,000
Well, if she
doesn't show up,

2783
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:07,582
Well, if she
doesn't show up,

2784
01:28:07,649 --> 01:28:10,051
who's going
to look at you?

2785
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,419
There she is.

2786
01:28:11,486 --> 01:28:12,000
I can see you, Mimsey.

2787
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,554
I can see you, Mimsey.

2788
01:28:13,621 --> 01:28:15,556
Do you hear me?

2789
01:28:15,623 --> 01:28:18,000
Don't turn away from me
when I'm talking to you.

2790
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:18,393
Don't turn away from me
when I'm talking to you.

2791
01:28:18,459 --> 01:28:19,794
The only one in my family

2792
01:28:19,861 --> 01:28:21,295
to have a daughter
married at the Plaza,

2793
01:28:21,362 --> 01:28:22,597
I've got torn stockings.

2794
01:28:22,664 --> 01:28:24,000
Do you want me to break
the door down, Mimsey?

2795
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:24,565
Do you want me to break
the door down, Mimsey?

2796
01:28:24,632 --> 01:28:25,933
Is that what you want?

2797
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,602
Because that's what
I'm going to do

2798
01:28:27,669 --> 01:28:30,000
if you're not out
of there in five seconds.

2799
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:30,738
if you're not out
of there in five seconds.

2800
01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:32,607
Stop crying
on your dress!

2801
01:28:32,674 --> 01:28:33,841
Use the towel!

2802
01:28:33,908 --> 01:28:36,000
Maybe I could run across
to Bergdorf's.

2803
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:36,511
Maybe I could run across
to Bergdorf's.

2804
01:28:36,577 --> 01:28:38,980
They have nice stockings.

2805
01:28:39,047 --> 01:28:41,516
Give me $4.00.
I'll be back in ten minutes.

2806
01:28:41,582 --> 01:28:42,000
In ten minutes, she's going
to be a married woman,

2807
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,918
In ten minutes, she's going
to be a married woman,

2808
01:28:43,985 --> 01:28:46,020
because I've had enough
of this nonsense.

2809
01:28:46,087 --> 01:28:47,689
All right, Mimsey,
stand in the shower,

2810
01:28:47,755 --> 01:28:48,000
because I'm breaking
down the door.

2811
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,624
because I'm breaking
down the door.

2812
01:28:49,691 --> 01:28:51,759
Roy, don't get crazy.
01:28:49,691 --> 01:28:51,759
Get out of my way.

2813
01:28:51,826 --> 01:28:53,528
Roy, she'll come out.
Just talk nicely to her.

2814
01:28:53,594 --> 01:28:54,000
We've already had
nice talking.

2815
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,797
We've already had
nice talking.

2816
01:28:55,863 --> 01:28:57,598
Now we're going to have
door breaking.

2817
01:28:57,665 --> 01:28:58,766
Get out of the way.

2818
01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:00,000
All right, Mimsey!
I'm coming in!

2819
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:00,501
All right, Mimsey!
I'm coming in!

2820
01:29:00,568 --> 01:29:02,437
Don't! Don't! Don't!

2821
01:29:07,442 --> 01:29:08,609
( groans )

2822
01:29:09,677 --> 01:29:11,379
Get a doctor.

2823
01:29:11,446 --> 01:29:12,000
I knew it. I knew it.

2824
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:14,615
I knew it. I knew it.

2825
01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:16,651
Don't tell me
you knew it.

2826
01:29:16,718 --> 01:29:18,000
Just get a doctor,
will you?

2827
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:18,720
Just get a doctor,
will you?

2828
01:29:18,786 --> 01:29:20,054
I'm not coming in,
Mimsey,

2829
01:29:20,121 --> 01:29:22,356
because
my arm is broken.

2830
01:29:26,794 --> 01:29:28,096
Roy.

2831
01:29:29,597 --> 01:29:30,000
Roy, let me see it.

2832
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,499
Roy, let me see it.

2833
01:29:31,566 --> 01:29:32,700
Let me see it.

2834
01:29:32,767 --> 01:29:34,569
Can you move
the fingers?

2835
01:29:34,635 --> 01:29:36,000
Are you happy now?

2836
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,038
Are you happy now?

2837
01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:38,840
Your mother's
got torn stockings,

2838
01:29:38,906 --> 01:29:41,075
your father's
got a broken arm.

2839
01:29:41,142 --> 01:29:42,000
How much longer
is this gonna go on?

2840
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:43,478
How much longer
is this gonna go on?

2841
01:29:43,544 --> 01:29:45,546
Roy, it's not broken.
You can move the fingers.

2842
01:29:45,613 --> 01:29:46,814
Give me $4
with your other hand.

2843
01:29:46,881 --> 01:29:48,000
I have to get stockings.

2844
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:48,049
I have to get stockings.

2845
01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:49,817
Are you crazy,
moving a broken arm?

2846
01:29:49,884 --> 01:29:51,819
Two dollars?
I'll get a cheap pair.

2847
01:29:51,886 --> 01:29:53,688
I ain't carrying
any cash today.

2848
01:29:53,755 --> 01:29:54,000
Everything
is rented, rented.

2849
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:54,856
Everything
is rented, rented.

2850
01:29:54,922 --> 01:29:56,390
I can't rent stockings!

2851
01:29:56,457 --> 01:29:57,658
Don't you even have
a charge plate?

2852
01:29:57,725 --> 01:29:59,560
Wait in the Baroque Room,
will you?

2853
01:29:59,627 --> 01:30:00,000
You're of no use to me here.
Go wait in the Baroque Room.

2854
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,496
You're of no use to me here.
Go wait in the Baroque Room.

2855
01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:02,997
With torn stockings?

2856
01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:05,099
Something's
going on up there.

2857
01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:06,000
Walter...

2858
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:06,501
Walter...

2859
01:30:06,567 --> 01:30:08,669
I better find out.

2860
01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:10,671
Oh! Maybe
her zipper broke.

2861
01:30:10,738 --> 01:30:12,000
For 20 minutes?

2862
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:12,540
For 20 minutes?

2863
01:30:12,607 --> 01:30:14,575
Suite 719, please.

2864
01:30:18,513 --> 01:30:21,682
They're going to be calling
from downstairs any second now

2865
01:30:21,749 --> 01:30:23,684
asking where the bride is,

2866
01:30:23,751 --> 01:30:24,000
and I'm the one that's going
to have to talk to them.

2867
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,586
and I'm the one that's going
to have to talk to them.

2868
01:30:25,653 --> 01:30:26,788
Me! Me! Me!

2869
01:30:26,854 --> 01:30:28,089
( telephone rings )

2870
01:30:28,156 --> 01:30:29,857
That's them.
You speak to them.

2871
01:30:29,924 --> 01:30:30,000
What happened
to me, me, me?

2872
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,793
What happened
to me, me, me?

2873
01:30:31,859 --> 01:30:34,796
Answer it. Come on, answer it.
01:30:31,859 --> 01:30:34,796
What am I going to say?

2874
01:30:34,862 --> 01:30:36,000
Everything's all right.
01:30:34,862 --> 01:30:36,000
They'll know I'm lying.

2875
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:36,964
Everything's all right.
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:36,964
They'll know I'm lying.

2876
01:30:37,031 --> 01:30:38,866
They'll know by the panic
in my voice.

2877
01:30:38,933 --> 01:30:40,701
( sweetly ): Hello?

2878
01:30:40,768 --> 01:30:42,000
Oh, hello, Mr. Eisler.

2879
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:42,703
Oh, hello, Mr. Eisler.

2880
01:30:42,770 --> 01:30:45,740
No, no,
everything's fine.

2881
01:30:45,807 --> 01:30:46,941
Shh! Stall them.
Stall them.

2882
01:30:47,008 --> 01:30:48,000
Just keep
stalling them.

2883
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:48,609
Just keep
stalling them.

2884
01:30:48,676 --> 01:30:50,211
Whatever you do,
stall them.

2885
01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:52,814
Yes, yes, we'll be down
in two minutes.

2886
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:54,000
( hangs up )

2887
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:54,048
( hangs up )

2888
01:30:54,115 --> 01:30:55,550
Are you crazy?

2889
01:30:55,616 --> 01:30:56,784
What did you
say that for?

2890
01:30:56,851 --> 01:30:58,152
I told you
to stall them!

2891
01:30:58,219 --> 01:30:59,821
I stalled them.
You got two minutes.

2892
01:30:59,887 --> 01:31:00,000
What do you want from me?

2893
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,055
What do you want from me?

2894
01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:03,057
You always panic!

2895
01:31:03,124 --> 01:31:04,625
The minute there's
a little crisis,

2896
01:31:04,692 --> 01:31:06,000
you always go to pieces
and you panic!

2897
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:06,494
you always go to pieces
and you panic!

2898
01:31:06,561 --> 01:31:08,896
Don't you wave
your broken arm at me!

2899
01:31:08,963 --> 01:31:11,833
Why don't you use it to get your
daughter out of the bathroom!

2900
01:31:11,899 --> 01:31:12,000
I could say something
to you right now.

2901
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,568
I could say something
to you right now.

2902
01:31:13,634 --> 01:31:14,802
Why don't you
go ahead and say it?

2903
01:31:14,869 --> 01:31:16,137
Because it would lead
to a fight,

2904
01:31:16,204 --> 01:31:18,000
and I don't want to
spoil this day for you.

2905
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:18,739
and I don't want to
spoil this day for you.

2906
01:31:23,978 --> 01:31:24,000
I don't want
to rush anyone,

2907
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:25,580
I don't want
to rush anyone,

2908
01:31:25,646 --> 01:31:29,150
but I have another wedding
at the pier at 4:30.

2909
01:31:29,217 --> 01:31:30,000
Oh.

2910
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:30,685
Oh.

2911
01:31:32,753 --> 01:31:35,089
Mimsey, this is
your father speaking.

2912
01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:36,000
I think you know
that I am not a violent man.

2913
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,692
I think you know
that I am not a violent man.

2914
01:31:37,758 --> 01:31:39,994
I can be stern and strict,

2915
01:31:40,061 --> 01:31:42,000
but I have never
once been violent.

2916
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:42,496
but I have never
once been violent.

2917
01:31:42,563 --> 01:31:44,165
Except when I'm angry,

2918
01:31:44,232 --> 01:31:46,834
and I'm really angry now,
Mimsey.

2919
01:31:46,901 --> 01:31:48,000
You can ask your mother.

2920
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:48,502
You can ask your mother.

2921
01:31:48,569 --> 01:31:50,838
Mimsey, this is
your mother speaking.

2922
01:31:50,905 --> 01:31:52,039
It's true, darling.

2923
01:31:52,106 --> 01:31:54,000
Your father
is very angry.

2924
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:55,543
Your father
is very angry.

2925
01:31:55,610 --> 01:31:58,112
Mimsey, this is
your father again.

2926
01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:00,000
If you have a problem
you would like to discuss,

2927
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:00,615
If you have a problem
you would like to discuss,

2928
01:32:00,681 --> 01:32:02,550
unlock the door
and we'll discuss it.

2929
01:32:02,617 --> 01:32:05,019
I'm not going to ask you
this again, Mimsey.

2930
01:32:05,086 --> 01:32:06,000
I've reached the end
of my patience!

2931
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,521
I've reached the end
of my patience!

2932
01:32:07,588 --> 01:32:09,523
I'm gonna count to three,

2933
01:32:09,590 --> 01:32:12,000
and by God,
I'm warning you, young lady,

2934
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:12,693
and by God,
I'm warning you, young lady,

2935
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:17,164
by the time I reach three,
this door better be open!

2936
01:32:17,231 --> 01:32:18,000
One!

2937
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,533
One!

2938
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:22,136
Two!

2939
01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:23,704
Three!

2940
01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:45,660
Where did we fail her?

2941
01:32:45,726 --> 01:32:48,000
Don't say that, Roy.

2942
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,664
Don't say that, Roy.

2943
01:32:49,730 --> 01:32:51,866
We didn't fail her.

2944
01:32:51,933 --> 01:32:54,000
They're playing "Here
Comes the Bride" downstairs,

2945
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,002
They're playing "Here
Comes the Bride" downstairs,

2946
01:32:55,069 --> 01:32:56,871
and she's barricaded
in the toilet.

2947
01:32:56,938 --> 01:32:58,072
We must have failed her.

2948
01:32:58,139 --> 01:32:59,907
All right, if it
makes you any happier,

2949
01:32:59,974 --> 01:33:00,000
we failed her.

2950
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:01,742
we failed her.

2951
01:33:01,809 --> 01:33:03,611
You work, you hope,
and you dream

2952
01:33:03,678 --> 01:33:06,000
and you save your whole life
for this one day,

2953
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:06,781
and you save your whole life
for this one day,

2954
01:33:06,847 --> 01:33:09,917
and in one click of a door,
suddenly everything crumbles.

2955
01:33:09,984 --> 01:33:11,752
Why? What's the answer?

2956
01:33:11,819 --> 01:33:12,000
It's not your fault.

2957
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:12,954
It's not your fault.

2958
01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:15,256
Roy, stop blaming
yourself.

2959
01:33:15,323 --> 01:33:18,000
I'm not blaming myself.
I know I've done my best.

2960
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,126
I'm not blaming myself.
I know I've done my best.

2961
01:33:21,295 --> 01:33:23,631
What does that mean?

2962
01:33:23,698 --> 01:33:24,000
It means that we're
not perfect, that's all.

2963
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,600
It means that we're
not perfect, that's all.

2964
01:33:26,667 --> 01:33:29,136
We all make mistakes.
We're only human.

2965
01:33:29,203 --> 01:33:30,000
I've done my best,
and we've failed her.

2966
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:31,038
I've done my best,
and we've failed her.

2967
01:33:31,105 --> 01:33:33,207
Meaning I didn't
do my best?

2968
01:33:33,274 --> 01:33:34,775
I didn't say that.

2969
01:33:34,842 --> 01:33:35,776
I don't know
what your best is.

2970
01:33:35,843 --> 01:33:36,000
Only you know
what your best is.

2971
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:36,978
Only you know
what your best is.

2972
01:33:37,044 --> 01:33:38,212
Did you do your best?

2973
01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:40,081
Yes, I did my best!
01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:40,081
And I did my best.

2974
01:33:40,147 --> 01:33:42,000
Then we both did our best.
01:33:40,147 --> 01:33:42,000
So it's not our fault.

2975
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:42,116
Then we both did our best.
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:42,116
So it's not our fault.

2976
01:33:42,183 --> 01:33:43,818
That's what
I said before!

2977
01:33:45,786 --> 01:33:47,054
Unless one of us
didn't do our best.

2978
01:33:47,121 --> 01:33:48,000
I don't want to discuss
it anymore.

2979
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:48,723
I don't want to discuss
it anymore.

2980
01:33:48,789 --> 01:33:50,891
What are we gonna do?
01:33:48,789 --> 01:33:50,891
You come up with something!

2981
01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:52,293
I'm having a heart attack!

2982
01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:53,928
All right.
I'll just have to go down

2983
01:33:53,995 --> 01:33:54,000
and tell them, that's all.

2984
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,262
and tell them, that's all.

2985
01:33:55,329 --> 01:33:57,231
Tell them? What are you
gonna tell them?

2986
01:33:57,298 --> 01:33:58,833
Well, I don't know.
Those people down there

2987
01:33:58,899 --> 01:34:00,000
deserve some kind
of an explanation.

2988
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:00,801
deserve some kind
of an explanation.

2989
01:34:00,868 --> 01:34:02,103
They got all dressed up,
didn't they?

2990
01:34:02,169 --> 01:34:03,904
What are you going
to tell them?

2991
01:34:03,971 --> 01:34:05,973
Are you going to say my daughter
is not gonna marry their son

2992
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:07,641
and that she's locked
herself in a bathroom?

2993
01:34:07,708 --> 01:34:08,909
What do you
want me to do,

2994
01:34:08,976 --> 01:34:10,811
start off with
a couple of good jokes?

2995
01:34:10,878 --> 01:34:12,000
They're gonna find out
soon enough.

2996
01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:12,813
They're gonna find out
soon enough.

2997
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,116
There's only enough hors
d'oeuvres for two more hours.

2998
01:34:15,182 --> 01:34:17,118
I'll tell you what
you're gonna do.

2999
01:34:17,184 --> 01:34:18,000
If she's not out of
there in five minutes,

3000
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:19,820
If she's not out of
there in five minutes,

3001
01:34:19,887 --> 01:34:21,122
we're gonna go out
the back door

3002
01:34:21,188 --> 01:34:23,424
and move to
Seattle, Washington!

3003
01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:24,000
You don't think
I'm gonna be able

3004
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:24,959
You don't think
I'm gonna be able

3005
01:34:25,026 --> 01:34:28,162
to show my face in
this city again, do you?

3006
01:34:52,019 --> 01:34:53,287
Roy!

3007
01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:54,000
Roy!

3008
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:54,722
Roy!

3009
01:34:54,789 --> 01:34:57,291
( babbling )

3010
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:22,216
ROY: You know what
that chair is gonna cost me?

3011
01:35:23,918 --> 01:35:24,000
Almost as much as
that door is gonna cost me.

3012
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:27,421
Almost as much as
that door is gonna cost me.

3013
01:35:29,156 --> 01:35:30,000
I'm glad my father's
not alive to see this day.

3014
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:33,327
I'm glad my father's
not alive to see this day.

3015
01:35:35,429 --> 01:35:36,000
Would you believe it?
Last night I cried.

3016
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,999
Would you believe it?
Last night I cried.

3017
01:35:39,066 --> 01:35:41,202
Oh, yes.

3018
01:35:41,268 --> 01:35:42,000
I turned my head
into the pillow,

3019
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:44,171
I turned my head
into the pillow,

3020
01:35:44,238 --> 01:35:47,041
and I lay there
in the dark crying.

3021
01:35:47,108 --> 01:35:48,000
Because today I was
losing my little girl.

3022
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:51,011
Because today I was
losing my little girl.

3023
01:35:51,078 --> 01:35:53,013
Some stranger was coming

3024
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:54,000
and taking my little
Mimsey away from me.

3025
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:58,252
and taking my little
Mimsey away from me.

3026
01:35:58,319 --> 01:36:00,000
So I turned my back
away from you...

3027
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,089
So I turned my back
away from you...

3028
01:36:02,156 --> 01:36:05,860
and I cried.

3029
01:36:05,926 --> 01:36:06,000
Wait'll you hear
what goes on tonight.

3030
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,496
Wait'll you hear
what goes on tonight.

3031
01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:12,000
I should have invited
your cousin lily.

3032
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:15,202
I should have invited
your cousin lily.

3033
01:36:15,269 --> 01:36:18,000
She wished this on me,
I know it.

3034
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:18,272
She wished this on me,
I know it.

3035
01:36:18,339 --> 01:36:20,508
( chuckling )

3036
01:36:23,277 --> 01:36:24,000
You find something
funny about this?

3037
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:25,813
You find something
funny about this?

3038
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:27,815
( laughing )

3039
01:36:30,451 --> 01:36:34,955
Yes, I find something
funny about this.

3040
01:36:35,022 --> 01:36:36,000
I find it funny

3041
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:36,157
I find it funny

3042
01:36:36,223 --> 01:36:39,960
that I hired
a photographer for $300.

3043
01:36:40,027 --> 01:36:41,162
I find it hysterical

3044
01:36:41,228 --> 01:36:42,000
that
the wedding pictures

3045
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:42,496
that
the wedding pictures

3046
01:36:42,563 --> 01:36:44,331
are gonna be you and me

3047
01:36:44,398 --> 01:36:48,000
in front of
a locked bathroom door.

3048
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:48,068
in front of
a locked bathroom door.

3049
01:36:48,135 --> 01:36:49,904
Well, I'm through
sitting around, waiting

3050
01:36:49,970 --> 01:36:51,972
for that door to open!

3051
01:36:53,974 --> 01:36:54,000
What are you doing?

3052
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,409
What are you doing?

3053
01:36:59,013 --> 01:37:00,000
What are you doing?

3054
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:00,147
What are you doing?

3055
01:37:00,214 --> 01:37:01,482
What do you
think I'm doing?

3056
01:37:01,549 --> 01:37:02,983
If you're jumping,
I'm going with you.

3057
01:37:03,050 --> 01:37:04,418
You're not
leaving me here alone.

3058
01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:05,953
I'm gonna crawl out
along on the ledge

3059
01:37:06,020 --> 01:37:07,421
and get in there through
the bathroom window.

3060
01:37:07,488 --> 01:37:09,023
Are you crazy?

3061
01:37:09,089 --> 01:37:10,591
It's seven stories high!
You'll kill yourself!

3062
01:37:10,658 --> 01:37:12,000
Come on--
Will you let go of me?

3063
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:12,193
Come on--
Will you let go of me?

3064
01:37:12,259 --> 01:37:14,128
I know what I'm doing.
01:37:12,259 --> 01:37:14,128
Roy, don't do this.

3065
01:37:14,195 --> 01:37:16,263
We'll leave her in the bathroom.
Let the hotel worry about it.

3066
01:37:16,330 --> 01:37:18,000
Will you let go of me?
01:37:16,330 --> 01:37:18,000
Roy, please!

3067
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:18,132
Will you let go of me?
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:18,132
Roy, please!

3068
01:37:18,199 --> 01:37:19,400
You're gonna rip my coat!

3069
01:37:50,197 --> 01:37:52,066
Hey, you in there.

3070
01:37:52,132 --> 01:37:54,000
Are you happy now?

3071
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:54,301
Are you happy now?

3072
01:37:54,368 --> 01:37:56,170
Your mother's
got torn stockings,

3073
01:37:56,237 --> 01:37:58,973
your father's got
a rented ripped coat.

3074
01:37:59,039 --> 01:38:00,000
Come on, look at your
mother and father.

3075
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:01,375
Come on, look at your
mother and father.

3076
01:38:01,442 --> 01:38:03,077
Are you proud?

3077
01:38:03,143 --> 01:38:04,912
You happy
to see your parents

3078
01:38:04,979 --> 01:38:06,000
look like a couple
of run-over gypsies?

3079
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:06,914
look like a couple
of run-over gypsies?

3080
01:38:06,981 --> 01:38:08,882
I'm coming after you,
Mimsey!

3081
01:38:08,949 --> 01:38:11,585
I'm coming after you
with my one good arm!

3082
01:38:12,653 --> 01:38:14,054
Get out of my way.

3083
01:38:14,121 --> 01:38:15,256
Ooh, I'm dizzy.
I'm gonna pass out.

3084
01:38:15,322 --> 01:38:16,924
You can pass out
after the wedding.

3085
01:38:16,991 --> 01:38:18,000
I'm dizzy!
01:38:16,991 --> 01:38:18,000
Call room service.

3086
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:18,592
I'm dizzy!
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:18,592
Call room service.

3087
01:38:18,659 --> 01:38:20,327
The minute I get back,
I want a double scotch

3088
01:38:20,394 --> 01:38:21,595
and some needle
and thread.

3089
01:38:21,662 --> 01:38:23,197
I mean it, Roy.
Roy, I--

3090
01:38:23,264 --> 01:38:24,000
Roy!
Roy, come back.

3091
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,165
Roy!
Roy, come back.

3092
01:38:25,232 --> 01:38:27,201
Please, God,
come back.

3093
01:38:27,268 --> 01:38:29,169
Please let him
be all right.

3094
01:38:29,236 --> 01:38:30,000
Please, God.

3095
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:30,904
Please, God.

3096
01:38:30,971 --> 01:38:33,073
Roy. Roy!

3097
01:38:33,140 --> 01:38:34,942
Roy...Roy...

3098
01:38:35,009 --> 01:38:36,000
Aah. Aah. Aah.

3099
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:37,211
Aah. Aah. Aah.

3100
01:38:37,278 --> 01:38:38,912
Aah.

3101
01:38:40,748 --> 01:38:42,000
He'll kill himself.

3102
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:42,049
He'll kill himself.

3103
01:38:42,116 --> 01:38:43,517
He'll fall
and kill himself.

3104
01:38:43,584 --> 01:38:46,520
That's the way my luck's
been going all day.

3105
01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:54,000
( pigeons cooing )

3106
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:55,996
( pigeons cooing )

3107
01:39:03,137 --> 01:39:05,205
Go away.

3108
01:39:05,272 --> 01:39:06,000
Go away, pigeons.

3109
01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:06,507
Go away, pigeons.

3110
01:39:08,042 --> 01:39:09,677
Come on, pigeons, move.

3111
01:39:12,012 --> 01:39:15,149
Get the hell outta there,
you goddamn pigeons.

3112
01:39:16,550 --> 01:39:18,000
I won't look.

3113
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:18,552
I won't look.

3114
01:39:18,619 --> 01:39:20,321
I won't look. I'll wait
until I hear the scream.

3115
01:39:20,387 --> 01:39:22,423
Aah!
01:39:20,387 --> 01:39:22,423
( telephone rings )

3116
01:39:22,489 --> 01:39:24,000
oh, God! God,
I thought it was him.

3117
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,492
oh, God! God,
I thought it was him.

3118
01:39:25,559 --> 01:39:26,727
( ring )

3119
01:39:26,794 --> 01:39:28,662
What am I going to say?

3120
01:39:28,729 --> 01:39:30,000
What am I going to say?

3121
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:31,231
What am I going to say?

3122
01:39:31,298 --> 01:39:33,133
( sweetly ): Hello?

3123
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:35,069
Oh, Mr. Eisler!

3124
01:39:35,135 --> 01:39:36,000
No. No,
everything's fine.

3125
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:37,071
No. No,
everything's fine.

3126
01:39:37,137 --> 01:39:39,006
Are you sure?

3127
01:39:39,073 --> 01:39:41,342
We're starting to get
worried down here.

3128
01:39:41,408 --> 01:39:42,000
Is Mr. Hubley with you?

3129
01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:42,576
Is Mr. Hubley with you?

3130
01:39:42,643 --> 01:39:44,078
Uh, Roy? No.

3131
01:39:44,144 --> 01:39:45,412
He-- He just stepped out
for a second.

3132
01:39:45,479 --> 01:39:47,081
He's coming right down.

3133
01:39:47,147 --> 01:39:48,000
Have some more
hors d'oeuvres.

3134
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:50,150
Have some more
hors d'oeuvres.

3135
01:39:50,217 --> 01:39:52,252
It's stopped.
It's stopped beating.

3136
01:39:52,319 --> 01:39:53,687
I knew it.

3137
01:40:06,367 --> 01:40:08,669
( thunder )

3138
01:40:18,245 --> 01:40:20,514
( thunder )

3139
01:40:23,350 --> 01:40:24,000
I knew it.

3140
01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:26,120
I knew it.

3141
01:40:26,186 --> 01:40:28,122
I knew it.

3142
01:40:28,188 --> 01:40:30,000
It had to happen!

3143
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:32,192
It had to happen!

3144
01:40:32,259 --> 01:40:33,394
Roy?

3145
01:40:33,460 --> 01:40:36,000
Roy, where are you?

3146
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:36,230
Roy, where are you?

3147
01:40:37,364 --> 01:40:39,566
Roy!

3148
01:40:45,139 --> 01:40:47,207
He fell.

3149
01:40:47,274 --> 01:40:48,000
He fell. He fell.
I know he fell.

3150
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,309
He fell. He fell.
I know he fell.

3151
01:40:49,376 --> 01:40:51,145
He's laying there in a puddle

3152
01:40:51,211 --> 01:40:52,746
in front of Trader Vic's.

3153
01:40:52,813 --> 01:40:54,000
( thunder )

3154
01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:55,149
( thunder )

3155
01:41:02,389 --> 01:41:04,658
( gasping )

3156
01:41:08,462 --> 01:41:10,731
( sobbing )

3157
01:41:13,267 --> 01:41:16,136
I'm passing out.

3158
01:41:18,172 --> 01:41:21,241
I'm really passing out.

3159
01:41:21,308 --> 01:41:22,543
( sobbing )

3160
01:41:22,609 --> 01:41:24,000
( pounding on door )

3161
01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:24,244
( pounding on door )

3162
01:41:24,311 --> 01:41:25,245
I'm coming.

3163
01:41:25,312 --> 01:41:28,382
I'm coming. Help me.

3164
01:41:28,449 --> 01:41:30,000
Please, somebody help me!

3165
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:30,717
Please, somebody help me!

3166
01:41:30,784 --> 01:41:33,120
( sobbing )

3167
01:41:33,187 --> 01:41:35,088
( gasps )

3168
01:41:54,942 --> 01:41:58,278
She locked
the bathroom window too.

3169
01:41:58,345 --> 01:42:00,000
I had to go in through
a strange bedroom.

3170
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:00,380
I had to go in through
a strange bedroom.

3171
01:42:00,447 --> 01:42:02,316
There may be a lawsuit.

3172
01:42:04,451 --> 01:42:06,000
Don't yell at her.

3173
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:06,153
Don't yell at her.

3174
01:42:06,220 --> 01:42:08,489
Don't get her
any more upset.

3175
01:42:08,555 --> 01:42:11,124
Don't get her upset?

3176
01:42:11,191 --> 01:42:12,000
I'm hanging seven stories
from a gargoyle

3177
01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:13,560
I'm hanging seven stories
from a gargoyle

3178
01:42:13,627 --> 01:42:15,395
in the pouring rain,

3179
01:42:15,462 --> 01:42:17,331
and you want me
to worry about her?

3180
01:42:17,397 --> 01:42:18,000
Do you know what
she's doing in there?

3181
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:19,233
Do you know what
she's doing in there?

3182
01:42:19,299 --> 01:42:22,302
She's playing with
her false eyelashes.

3183
01:42:22,369 --> 01:42:24,000
I'm out there fighting
for my life with pigeons,

3184
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:24,805
I'm out there fighting
for my life with pigeons,

3185
01:42:24,872 --> 01:42:27,241
and she's playing
with eyelashes!

3186
01:42:27,307 --> 01:42:30,000
( sobs )

3187
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:30,344
( sobs )

3188
01:42:30,410 --> 01:42:32,145
I've made up my mind.

3189
01:42:32,212 --> 01:42:34,314
The minute I get
my hands on her,

3190
01:42:34,381 --> 01:42:35,782
I'm gonna kill her.

3191
01:42:35,849 --> 01:42:36,000
Once I show them
the wedding bills,

3192
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:38,185
Once I show them
the wedding bills,

3193
01:42:38,252 --> 01:42:41,188
no jury on earth
will convict me!

3194
01:42:42,890 --> 01:42:44,258
No.

3195
01:42:44,324 --> 01:42:46,193
No, no, I've
changed my mind.

3196
01:42:46,260 --> 01:42:47,528
Killing's
too good for her.

3197
01:42:47,594 --> 01:42:48,000
She can go
into a convent.

3198
01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:49,429
She can go
into a convent.

3199
01:42:49,496 --> 01:42:51,265
Let her become
a librarian

3200
01:42:51,331 --> 01:42:52,432
with thick glasses

3201
01:42:52,499 --> 01:42:53,634
and a pencil
in her hair.

3202
01:42:53,700 --> 01:42:54,000
Let her become
the first spinster

3203
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:54,868
Let her become
the first spinster

3204
01:42:54,935 --> 01:42:56,603
on the moon!
I'm not paying

3205
01:42:56,670 --> 01:42:58,438
for any more
canceled weddings!

3206
01:42:58,505 --> 01:42:59,673
Tell her!
Go ahead, tell her!

3207
01:42:59,740 --> 01:43:00,000
Never mind. I'll
tell her myself.

3208
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:02,175
Never mind. I'll
tell her myself.

3209
01:43:07,948 --> 01:43:09,683
What are you doing?

3210
01:43:09,750 --> 01:43:11,218
What are you doing?

3211
01:43:11,285 --> 01:43:12,000
I'm gonna smoke her
out of there.
01:43:11,285 --> 01:43:12,000
No!

3212
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:13,787
I'm gonna smoke her
out of there.
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:13,787
No!

3213
01:43:13,854 --> 01:43:15,455
I don't care if
the whole hotel goes up!

3214
01:43:15,522 --> 01:43:16,957
No! I'll get her out.

3215
01:43:17,024 --> 01:43:18,000
I'll get her out.
I'll get her out.

3216
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:18,492
I'll get her out.
I'll get her out.

3217
01:43:18,559 --> 01:43:20,894
I'll get her out.
I will.

3218
01:43:20,961 --> 01:43:22,396
Mimsey?

3219
01:43:22,462 --> 01:43:24,000
Mimsey, do you want
to destroy a family?

3220
01:43:24,000 --> 01:43:25,399
Mimsey, do you want
to destroy a family?

3221
01:43:25,465 --> 01:43:26,667
Do you want a scandal?

3222
01:43:26,733 --> 01:43:27,968
Do you want a story
in the<i> Daily News?</i>

3223
01:43:28,035 --> 01:43:29,503
Is that what you want?
Is it?

3224
01:43:29,570 --> 01:43:30,000
Open this door.

3225
01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:31,371
Open this door.

3226
01:43:31,438 --> 01:43:32,806
Open this door!

3227
01:43:40,714 --> 01:43:42,000
Promise you won't
get hysterical.

3228
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:42,716
Promise you won't
get hysterical.

3229
01:43:42,783 --> 01:43:44,418
What did you do?

3230
01:43:45,552 --> 01:43:47,688
I broke
my diamond ring.

3231
01:43:47,754 --> 01:43:48,000
Your good diamond ring?

3232
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:50,390
Your good diamond ring?

3233
01:43:50,457 --> 01:43:53,226
How many do I have?

3234
01:43:55,929 --> 01:43:58,265
Hey, you in there
with the false eyelashes!

3235
01:43:58,332 --> 01:44:00,000
You want to see
a broken diamond ring?

3236
01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:00,267
You want to see
a broken diamond ring?

3237
01:44:00,334 --> 01:44:03,236
You want to see $1,800
worth of crushed baguettes?

3238
01:44:03,303 --> 01:44:05,672
Here! Here, look
through the keyhole.

3239
01:44:05,739 --> 01:44:06,000
There's a worthless
family heirloom.

3240
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:07,908
There's a worthless
family heirloom.

3241
01:44:07,975 --> 01:44:10,410
There's a wooden
diamond cutter!

3242
01:44:11,678 --> 01:44:12,000
Do you know what
I'm gonna do now?

3243
01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:13,513
Do you know what
I'm gonna do now?

3244
01:44:13,580 --> 01:44:14,915
Do you have any idea?

3245
01:44:14,982 --> 01:44:16,416
I'm gonna wash my hands

3246
01:44:16,483 --> 01:44:18,000
of the entire
Eisler-Hubley wedding.

3247
01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:18,518
of the entire
Eisler-Hubley wedding.

3248
01:44:18,585 --> 01:44:20,687
You can take all your Eislers
and all your Hubleys

3249
01:44:20,754 --> 01:44:22,923
and all your hors d'oeuvres
and go to Central Park

3250
01:44:22,990 --> 01:44:24,000
and have yourselves
an $8,000 picnic.

3251
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:25,692
and have yourselves
an $8,000 picnic.

3252
01:44:25,759 --> 01:44:26,927
And then youse
can wipe your faces

3253
01:44:26,994 --> 01:44:29,730
on 200 misspelled napkins.

3254
01:44:29,796 --> 01:44:30,000
I'm going down
to the Oak Room

3255
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:31,431
I'm going down
to the Oak Room

3256
01:44:31,498 --> 01:44:32,532
with my broken arm
and my ripped suit,

3257
01:44:32,599 --> 01:44:33,900
and I'm gonna get blind.

3258
01:44:33,967 --> 01:44:36,000
I don't mean drunk,
I mean totally blind!

3259
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:36,937
I don't mean drunk,
I mean totally blind!

3260
01:44:37,004 --> 01:44:39,306
Because I don't care
if I ever see you

3261
01:44:39,373 --> 01:44:41,575
or your crazy daughter again

3262
01:44:41,642 --> 01:44:42,000
if I live
to be a thousand!

3263
01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,810
if I live
to be a thousand!

3264
01:44:43,877 --> 01:44:45,979
That's right!
Run out on me!

3265
01:44:46,046 --> 01:44:47,614
Run out on your daughter!

3266
01:44:47,681 --> 01:44:48,000
Run out on everybody
just when they need you!

3267
01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,717
Run out on everybody
just when they need you!

3268
01:44:50,784 --> 01:44:52,052
You don't need me.

3269
01:44:52,119 --> 01:44:54,000
You need a rhinoceros
with a blowtorch

3270
01:44:54,000 --> 01:44:54,721
You need a rhinoceros
with a blowtorch

3271
01:44:54,788 --> 01:44:57,290
because no one else can
get into that bathroom.

3272
01:44:57,357 --> 01:44:59,493
I'll tell you who can
get into that bathroom.

3273
01:44:59,559 --> 01:45:00,000
Somebody with love
and understanding.

3274
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:02,629
Somebody with love
and understanding.

3275
01:45:02,696 --> 01:45:04,898
Somebody who cares about
that poor kid who's

3276
01:45:04,965 --> 01:45:06,000
going through some
terrible decision there

3277
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:06,933
going through some
terrible decision there

3278
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:08,468
and needs help.

3279
01:45:08,535 --> 01:45:10,570
Help that only you
can give her.

3280
01:45:10,637 --> 01:45:11,972
And that I can give her!

3281
01:45:12,039 --> 01:45:14,975
That's who can get
into that bathroom now!

3282
01:45:38,432 --> 01:45:40,434
( knocking )

3283
01:45:40,500 --> 01:45:41,702
Mimsey, this is Daddy.

3284
01:45:41,768 --> 01:45:42,000
Is there something
wrong, dear?

3285
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,770
Is there something
wrong, dear?

3286
01:45:45,572 --> 01:45:46,673
I want to help you,
darling.

3287
01:45:46,740 --> 01:45:48,000
Mother and I both do,

3288
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:48,508
Mother and I both do,

3289
01:45:48,575 --> 01:45:52,646
but how can we help you
if you won't talk to us?

3290
01:45:52,713 --> 01:45:54,000
Mimsey, can you hear me?

3291
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:55,348
Mimsey, can you hear me?

3292
01:46:03,590 --> 01:46:05,459
Well, what does it say?

3293
01:46:11,598 --> 01:46:12,000
"I would like
to talk to Daddy."

3294
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:13,934
"I would like
to talk to Daddy."

3295
01:46:15,602 --> 01:46:17,571
( door unlocks )

3296
01:46:20,073 --> 01:46:22,876
I'll try not
to be too long.

3297
01:46:30,717 --> 01:46:32,652
( door locks )

3298
01:46:36,223 --> 01:46:39,426
"I would like
to talk to Daddy."

3299
01:46:39,493 --> 01:46:42,000
Did she have to write it
on this kind of paper?

3300
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:42,129
Did she have to write it
on this kind of paper?

3301
01:46:45,098 --> 01:46:47,434
Well, maybe
I didn't do my best.

3302
01:46:47,501 --> 01:46:48,000
I thought we had such
a good relationship. Friends.

3303
01:46:48,000 --> 01:46:51,104
I thought we had such
a good relationship. Friends.

3304
01:46:51,171 --> 01:46:54,000
Everybody said we were friends,
not mother and daughter.

3305
01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:54,441
Everybody said we were friends,
not mother and daughter.

3306
01:47:23,537 --> 01:47:24,000
Tried to teach her
there could be more

3307
01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:24,938
Tried to teach her
there could be more

3308
01:47:25,005 --> 01:47:27,140
than just love between
mother and daughter,

3309
01:47:27,207 --> 01:47:30,000
there could be trust...

3310
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:30,076
there could be trust...

3311
01:47:30,143 --> 01:47:32,746
respect...friendship...

3312
01:47:32,813 --> 01:47:34,614
understanding.

3313
01:47:36,783 --> 01:47:39,619
Just because I don't
speak to my mother

3314
01:47:39,686 --> 01:47:42,000
doesn't mean
we can't be different.

3315
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:42,055
doesn't mean
we can't be different.

3316
01:47:49,863 --> 01:47:51,531
( door unlocks )

3317
01:47:55,635 --> 01:47:56,970
( door locks )

3318
01:48:09,216 --> 01:48:12,000
Uh, the Baroque Room,
please.

3319
01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:12,519
Uh, the Baroque Room,
please.

3320
01:48:13,820 --> 01:48:17,190
Yes. Mr. Borden Eisler.

3321
01:48:17,257 --> 01:48:18,000
Right. Thank you.

3322
01:48:18,000 --> 01:48:18,758
Right. Thank you.

3323
01:48:18,825 --> 01:48:20,160
I'm gonna have to guess,
is that it?

3324
01:48:20,227 --> 01:48:21,862
It's so bad, you
can't even tell me.

3325
01:48:21,928 --> 01:48:24,000
Words can't form in your mouth,
it's so horrible.

3326
01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:24,097
Words can't form in your mouth,
it's so horrible.

3327
01:48:24,164 --> 01:48:25,932
Come on, Roy.
I'm a strong person.

3328
01:48:25,999 --> 01:48:27,834
Tell me quickly.
I'll get over it.

3329
01:48:27,901 --> 01:48:29,936
Borden,
this is Mr. Hubley.

3330
01:48:30,003 --> 01:48:32,672
Can you come up
to 719 right away?

3331
01:48:32,739 --> 01:48:34,708
Right away. Thank you.

3332
01:48:40,847 --> 01:48:42,000
She wanted to talk to me
because she couldn't bear

3333
01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:43,683
She wanted to talk to me
because she couldn't bear

3334
01:48:43,750 --> 01:48:45,952
to tell us both
at the same time.

3335
01:48:46,019 --> 01:48:47,520
The reason
she's locked herself

3336
01:48:47,587 --> 01:48:48,000
in the bathroom
is that she's afraid.

3337
01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:49,956
in the bathroom
is that she's afraid.

3338
01:48:50,023 --> 01:48:51,157
Afraid? What
is she afraid of,

3339
01:48:51,224 --> 01:48:52,692
that Borden
doesn't love her?

3340
01:48:52,759 --> 01:48:53,894
Not that Borden
doesn't love her.

3341
01:48:53,960 --> 01:48:54,000
That she doesn't
love Borden?

3342
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:55,128
That she doesn't
love Borden?

3343
01:48:55,195 --> 01:48:56,663
Not that she
doesn't love Borden.

3344
01:48:56,730 --> 01:48:58,031
What is she afraid of?

3345
01:48:58,098 --> 01:49:00,000
She's afraid of what
they're gonna become.

3346
01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:00,667
She's afraid of what
they're gonna become.

3347
01:49:00,734 --> 01:49:02,736
I don't understand.

3348
01:49:02,802 --> 01:49:03,970
Well, think about it.

3349
01:49:04,037 --> 01:49:06,000
What is there
to think about?

3350
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:06,072
What is there
to think about?

3351
01:49:06,139 --> 01:49:08,141
They love each other,
they'll get married,

3352
01:49:08,208 --> 01:49:09,809
they'll have children,
they'll grow older,

3353
01:49:09,876 --> 01:49:11,278
they'll become like us.

3354
01:49:17,317 --> 01:49:18,000
I never thought
about that.

3355
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:20,086
I never thought
about that.

3356
01:49:20,153 --> 01:49:22,756
Makes you stop and
wonder, doesn't it?

3357
01:49:24,891 --> 01:49:28,328
Well, I don't think
we're so bad, do you?

3358
01:49:28,395 --> 01:49:30,000
Huh?

3359
01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:30,563
Huh?

3360
01:49:30,630 --> 01:49:34,234
All right, so we yell
and scream a little.

3361
01:49:34,301 --> 01:49:36,000
So we fight and curse
and aggravate each other.

3362
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:37,737
So we fight and curse
and aggravate each other.

3363
01:49:37,804 --> 01:49:40,273
So you blame me
for being a lousy mother,

3364
01:49:40,340 --> 01:49:42,000
I accuse you of being
a rotten husband.

3365
01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:43,877
I accuse you of being
a rotten husband.

3366
01:49:43,944 --> 01:49:46,646
That doesn't mean
we're not happy, does it?

3367
01:49:47,847 --> 01:49:48,000
Does it?

3368
01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:49,015
Does it?

3369
01:49:49,082 --> 01:49:51,751
She wants
something better.

3370
01:49:51,818 --> 01:49:53,753
( knock on door )

3371
01:50:01,094 --> 01:50:02,729
Hello, Borden.
01:50:01,094 --> 01:50:02,729
Hi.

3372
01:50:02,796 --> 01:50:04,264
Hello, darling.
01:50:02,796 --> 01:50:04,264
Hello.

3373
01:50:04,331 --> 01:50:06,000
Listen, Borden, you're
an intelligent young man.

3374
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:06,866
Listen, Borden, you're
an intelligent young man.

3375
01:50:06,933 --> 01:50:09,602
I'm not gonna beat around
the bush with you.

3376
01:50:09,669 --> 01:50:12,000
We've got a serious
problem on our hands.

3377
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:12,372
We've got a serious
problem on our hands.

3378
01:50:12,439 --> 01:50:13,740
Like what?

3379
01:50:13,807 --> 01:50:14,941
I'll tell you like what.

3380
01:50:15,008 --> 01:50:16,710
Mimsey is worried.

3381
01:50:16,776 --> 01:50:18,000
She's worried about
your future together.

3382
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:18,878
She's worried about
your future together.

3383
01:50:18,945 --> 01:50:21,147
She's worried about the whole
institution of marriage.

3384
01:50:21,214 --> 01:50:23,316
Now, we have tried
to allay her fears,

3385
01:50:23,383 --> 01:50:24,000
but obviously we haven't
been a very good example.

3386
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:25,719
but obviously we haven't
been a very good example.

3387
01:50:25,785 --> 01:50:27,721
It seems that
you are the only one

3388
01:50:27,787 --> 01:50:30,000
who can communicate
with her now, Bords.

3389
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:30,623
who can communicate
with her now, Bords.

3390
01:50:30,690 --> 01:50:33,626
She's locked herself
in the bathroom in there

3391
01:50:33,693 --> 01:50:35,795
and she will not
come out.

3392
01:50:35,862 --> 01:50:36,000
It's up to you now.

3393
01:50:36,000 --> 01:50:37,297
It's up to you now.

3394
01:50:49,409 --> 01:50:52,812
Mimsey, this is Borden.

3395
01:50:52,879 --> 01:50:54,000
Cool it!

3396
01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:54,214
Cool it!

3397
01:50:58,084 --> 01:51:00,000
See you downstairs.

3398
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:00,153
See you downstairs.

3399
01:51:03,056 --> 01:51:05,358
( door unlocks )

3400
01:51:17,070 --> 01:51:18,000
I'm ready now.

3401
01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:18,772
I'm ready now.

3402
01:51:18,838 --> 01:51:21,374
Now you're ready, huh?

3403
01:51:21,441 --> 01:51:23,276
Now you come out.
01:51:21,441 --> 01:51:23,276
Roy, please.

3404
01:51:23,343 --> 01:51:24,000
I break every bone
in my body,

3405
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:25,845
I break every bone
in my body,

3406
01:51:25,912 --> 01:51:27,781
and you come out
for "cool it"?

3407
01:51:27,847 --> 01:51:30,000
You're beautiful, darling.

3408
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:30,383
You're beautiful, darling.

3409
01:51:30,450 --> 01:51:32,986
Walk.
Walk with your father.

3410
01:51:33,053 --> 01:51:35,121
I want to look
at the two of you together.

3411
01:51:35,188 --> 01:51:36,000
ROY: That's how he
communicates, huh?

3412
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:36,856
ROY: That's how he
communicates, huh?

3413
01:51:36,923 --> 01:51:38,458
That's the brilliant
understanding

3414
01:51:38,525 --> 01:51:39,859
between two people?

3415
01:51:39,926 --> 01:51:41,061
"Cool it"?

3416
01:51:41,127 --> 01:51:42,000
Walk, Roy.
Will you walk?

3417
01:51:42,000 --> 01:51:42,729
Walk, Roy.
Will you walk?

3418
01:51:42,796 --> 01:51:45,865
In five minutes, he'll marry
one of the flower girls.

3419
01:51:45,932 --> 01:51:47,700
ROY: Four years he went
to law school,

3420
01:51:47,767 --> 01:51:48,000
and all he learned how
to say is "cool it"?

3421
01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:50,270
and all he learned how
to say is "cool it"?

3422
01:51:54,774 --> 01:51:56,910
( cheering )

3423
01:52:37,250 --> 01:52:39,786
They'll be all right,
won't they, Roy?

3424
01:52:39,853 --> 01:52:41,521
She was better off
in the bathroom.

3425
01:52:41,588 --> 01:52:42,000
Do you hear me?
Better off in the bathroom.

3426
01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:44,257
Do you hear me?
Better off in the bathroom.

3427
01:52:44,324 --> 01:52:47,093
(<i> uplifting theme playing</i> )