1 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Two thousand years ago and more, Julius Caesar came, saw and... 2 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:24,100 conquered the land of the Gauls after a long and bitter struggle. 3 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:42,000 The resistance was led by Vercingetorige. This valiant young leader... 4 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:46,300 was forced to lay down his arms at the feet of Caesar. 5 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,700 lt's an historical fact that Caesar had a lot of Gaul but he didn't have it all. 6 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:01,000 One little region held out. A fortified village surrounded by the... 7 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:06,200 entrenched Romans and it is in this village that we shall meet the hero... 8 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:11,500 of our tale, the mighty warrior Asterix. 9 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,800 There he is now, about to go hunting for wild boar, their habit. 10 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:28,200 You'll be back soon Asterix ? - Yes l'll be back in time for dinner. 11 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:41,800 Ah something tells me there are Romans around here. 12 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:01,900 What hit me ? - The Gaul keeper's key. 13 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:06,800 The occupation of Gaul as we see was no Roman holiday. 14 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,200 And one sweet morning the legion leader , Bonus Belonus, was meditating. 15 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:15,100 Hail Bonus Belonus ! 16 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,800 The patrol is back. 17 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:26,600 Hail Patroleum, lets hear the report ! - Hail Bonus Belonus. 18 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,700 By Jupiter, how did you men get so badly beaten, were you outnumbered ? 19 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:35,200 Well, were we outnumbered ? - Outnumbered ? l wouldn't say that. 20 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:39,000 There was a boy. 21 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,900 And he wasn't too big either. 22 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:47,600 By Jupiter there is a deep secret to the Gaelic strength. 23 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:56,800 Well Asterix, anything special happened ? - Oh no, oh yes, l crowned four Romans. 24 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:03,600 That all ? - Obelix, how would you like some boar ? 25 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:08,200 Oh sure, just got a couple of these to drop off. 26 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:14,400 Yum yum roast boars. 27 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:22,200 l guess the Romans were furious. 28 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:27,600 They are going to attack us again you'll see. 29 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,900 Why worry as long as Panoramix can cook up his magic potion. 30 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:40,800 That reminds me this is my ration day, let's go see the old Druid. 31 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:47,400 Come along Obelix ? - You know we mustn't waste food. 32 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:57,400 Hear that ! That's him cutting mistletoe with his golden sickle. 33 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:02,800 Panoramix, Druid ? 34 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:09,100 What's the matter Panoramix ? - You scared me, you made me... 35 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:14,800 cut my finger with my sickle. - Sorry,l've come to get my potion. 36 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:19,100 Shhh, it's a secret, come with me ! 37 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,800 With stirring motion l mix the potion that gives us our magic powers. 38 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:36,400 The magic potion that increases your strength a thousand fold. 39 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:40,800 Exactly what do you put into that potion, oh druid ? 40 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,900 The origin of the potion is lost in the darkness of the ages. 41 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:50,500 A Druid can only repeat the secret to another druid, all that l can tell you... 42 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:54,700 is that it contains mistletoe and lobster, the lobster is not necessary... 43 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,700 but it tastes good. 44 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Can l have some too ? - No Obelix, no no you know you can't ! 45 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:07,400 You fell into the potion when you were just a baby and the effects... 46 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:10,900 of the potion on you are permanent, you know that. 47 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:20,900 Why don't you try out the effects of the potion for us ? 48 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,200 Sure here l go. 49 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:02,100 lt works, old druid it works. 50 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,800 Those poor poor Romans, how sorry l feel for them. 51 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:16,700 And now lets see what the Romans are up to. 52 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:21,400 And in spite of our siege, these Gauls go on defying us ! 53 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:25,900 lf they are going to fight one against four it isn't fair ! 54 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:31,700 We have to find out their secret . - You're right Marcus Sufrus. 55 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:36,100 l must have a volunteer, who will go and spy on the Gauls ? 56 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:48,500 With so many volunteers l 'll decide by playing musical chairs. 57 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:05,300 This game which has come to us down through the ages. 58 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:09,900 lt was played with one chair less than there were legionnaires ... 59 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,800 when the music stopped... 60 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:24,700 lt's Caligolaminus ! lt's Caligolaminus ! lt's Caligolaminus ! 61 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:29,100 No no l won't go - Caesar will reward you Caligolaminus. 62 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,900 No not me ! 63 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,500 Either you volunteer or l will feed you to the lions. 64 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:37,400 lf you insist, l'll go. - Make a Gaul out of Caligolaminus. 65 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:40,700 Meanwhile in the Gaelic village... 66 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:52,700 Men it's a long time now since we last heard from the Romans, that's a bad sign. 67 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,700 We must be vigilant and remember to get your ration of the potion. 68 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:03,100 Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief ! Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief ! 69 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,600 Chief ! Chief ! - Yes Obelix ? 70 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:12,800 Panoramix won't give me any potion, that's not fair. Because l feel weak. 71 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:17,500 You weak ? - Oh my oh my, here comes Stopthemusic ! 72 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,400 l shall now sing a lay in honour of Gaelic courage ! 73 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,800 Barbarians, they can't appreciate my art. 74 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,800 Caligolaminus is now ready ! - Good, lets go and see. 75 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,800 Put him in chains. 76 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:03,400 You're going for a stroll near the village of the Gauls, when the Gauls see you ... 77 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:09,500 they'll rescue you, when you'll be within their gates, you'll learn their secret. 78 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:14,900 Now how do you like my plan ? - Well just between us l don't understand. 79 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:21,300 Take him to the enemy. - Take it easy, easy man easy ! 80 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:25,600 l'm a real Roman, l'm a Roman, hey ! 81 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,700 l'd like to get into a good fight. - Yeah but don't count on it Asterix. 82 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,300 The Romans are staying close to their camp, they're tired of getting beat. 83 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,900 What's that ? 84 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:57,200 The sound of chains Somebody's arriving, up the tree. 85 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:10,400 How long are we going to have to walk like this. 86 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:16,300 Shut up, you'll be the only one spared when the Gauls attack, don't forget ! 87 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:24,200 Romans coming, they've got a Gaul. - Let's save him ! 88 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:07,000 l feel better. Let's we wake them up and start again. 89 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:12,500 No come on, it's getting late. - Come along little fellow. 90 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,100 Mission accomplished. 91 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:31,100 Well lets take off his chains. - But you can't do it without tools. 92 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:34,300 Tools ? Who needs tools ? 93 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:43,800 Well who are you ? - l'm Cali... Caligoliminix. 94 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,800 l live in Lutetia. 95 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,300 But the Romans and Gauls live in peace there, don't they ? 96 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:56,900 Well in their eyes l appear so foxy, that they think l am a spy. 97 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:01,500 The Romans take you for a spy ? Are they stupid ? 98 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,600 The heroic patrol, commanded by Marcus Sufrus returns to the camp. 99 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,100 At HamsweetHam. 100 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:27,500 Oh hail, the Gauls came they saw and they freed Caligolaminus. 101 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:34,200 What a great victory for us ! 102 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:39,900 l hope that Caligolaminus will come back to us in a single piece. 103 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:44,500 l hope so for him otherwise l'll grind his pieces to pieces. 104 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:49,000 And throw him to the lions. Poor Caligolaminus. 105 00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:01,900 We're approaching the village, there you'll be safe. There's only us Gauls. 106 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,500 Oh great ! 107 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:12,100 Asterix and Obelix they brought company ! - l wonder who it is. 108 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,100 You'll have to meet our chief, the great Tunabrix. 109 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:35,300 Where are the Romans ? Let me at them ! Where are the Romans ? 110 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,900 Here we are ! 111 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,900 l bid you welcome brother and l hope you'll feel at home. 112 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,400 Well, thanks. 113 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:59,400 And now l shall carol a song of welcome. 114 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,500 Stroll around the village till supper. - All right. 115 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:17,400 l'll find out what sort of tools these Gauls use to work their metal. 116 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:51,000 Hey come on Obelix , that stone ! - Here it is, coming right up. 117 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,200 Gosh They really are strong ! 118 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,500 There must be a secret to this power. 119 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:08,700 Hey Caligoliminix ! Supper's ready ! 120 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:12,900 Roast boar. - Roast boar ? 121 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:20,800 ls there a secret to your super human strength ? 122 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,400 Yup, but we can't tell it. 123 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,500 Why don't you eat ? lt'll get cold otherwise. 124 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,600 Why can't you tell me what the secret is ? - Because it's a secret. 125 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,500 lt's not fair ! 126 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:03,800 lf we Gauls can't share our secrets, what's the use ? 127 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:08,500 lf l was as strong as you l could get past the Roman line and get back to my home. 128 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:13,200 What do you say ? - Well l say lets finish his roast boar. 129 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:18,400 My relatives are probably worried. - Well lets go and see the Druid. 130 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:33,500 Panoramix ! Panoramix ! 131 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:41,000 What do you want now Asterix ? 132 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:46,200 Me, nothing, but our new friend want to know why we're so strong. 133 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,600 lts absolutely out of the question. 134 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,900 But l have to get home to get back to work. 135 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,700 What do you work at ? 136 00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:00,800 l'm a guide, l guide for Lutetia by night. National tourism. 137 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:05,800 No ! No ! And No ! 138 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,300 All right, l get it, you don't want me. 139 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:19,900 l'll get to Lutetia anyway and if the Romans throw me to the lions... 140 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:24,100 at each bite l'll say, ''You can blame Panoramix the Druid ! 141 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:29,900 You can blame Panoramix the Druid ! You can blame Panoramix the Druid ! 142 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:41,300 Oh Well, all right ! - Come back Caligoliminix ! 143 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,600 Come back, Caligoliminix ! 144 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:52,400 l'll show you the secret of our power, l'll even give you a portion of a potion. 145 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,700 lt's a secret you can drink ? - Go call the others Asterix. 146 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,500 lt's a secret you can drink ? - Go call the others Asterix. 147 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:07,000 Get your magic potion ! Come and get your potion ! 148 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,300 Come and get your potion ! 149 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,700 Magic ? - Potion ? 150 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,400 Come and get your potion ! - Magic ? 151 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,500 Potion ? - The magic potion ? 152 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:29,300 A portion of this potion, can give you the necessary strength to return... 153 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,700 to Lutetia but the effects of it disappear quickly. 154 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:53,600 lt tastes like vegetable soup. - l can make it taste like other things... 155 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:59,800 lamb barbecue, clam chowder, cheese omelette, steak and onions... 156 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:07,300 But l don't feel anything special. - Why don't you try lifting up that rock ? 157 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,600 But l will never be able to. 158 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,500 Hey little fellow, you have to be careful anyway. 159 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:09,700 What are we going to do now ? - Were going to dance. 160 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,100 Lets the dance now begin ! 161 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,500 Take your places ! 162 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,600 Step to the right ! 163 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:34,200 Step to the left ! 164 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,800 Left row forward, right row back ! 165 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,100 Mark your places, reach your partner. 166 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,100 Pull your partners moustache ! 167 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,300 Pull your partners moustache ! 168 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:24,000 These are removable moustaches, They are the latest style in Lutetia. 169 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:28,700 Your are no Gaul, you're a Roman spy. 170 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,400 Get the Roman ! 171 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:40,000 lt's no use Asterix, remember he just drank the potion. 172 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,300 lt's because of you that he escapes. 173 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:47,000 By my golden sickle, you are the one who insisted that l give him some. 174 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:52,400 Lets forget it, he didn't learn much and the effect will disappear soon. 175 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,800 Hail Bonus Belonus ! 176 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,400 l've learnt the secret of the Gauls. lt's a magic potion. 177 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:12,500 Where is this potion ? - Here here here ! 178 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:17,100 Come along Caligolaminus, l want to see what effects this potion produces. 179 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:22,200 Fight them ! 180 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,700 Fight them ! 181 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,300 l said fight them ! - Him ? Fight us ? By Jupiter, he can't ! 182 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:33,500 We'll make mincemeat out of them. 183 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,500 That's that ! 184 00:24:54,600 --> 00:25:00,500 Wonderful ! Trouble is we don't have the potion to study ! 185 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,900 l suggest we cut him open just like a rabbit. 186 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:10,200 You just try it, come on you just try it. 187 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:15,400 Your idea isn't bad, but Caligolaminus refused to cooperate. 188 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,800 Sure l refuse ! 189 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,300 How long is the potion effective ? 190 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,600 How long ? l don't know. 191 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,900 All right, lift that rock. 192 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,500 There you are. 193 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:42,200 What a man ! Now don't move, when that rock gets too heavy for you ... 194 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:46,700 it'll mean the effects of the potion have completely disappeared. 195 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:52,900 Much much later... 196 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,000 Well now, you don't feel quite so strong ? - No not quite. 197 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:36,800 lf l can find out what's in that potion, l can become emperor, Bonus Caesar. 198 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,900 We leave Bonus Belonus to his dreams and return to the Gauls. 199 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,400 l'm going to gather mistletoe. - Do you want me to come along ? 200 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,300 No Asterix, you stay here and protect the village, your strength is ... 201 00:26:56,500 --> 00:27:00,800 due to my potion but your intelligence was yours from the day you were born. 202 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:05,000 Anyhow l won't be very long. 203 00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:06,500 All right. 204 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:30,200 You Roman nincompoops ! 205 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:42,500 We've captured the Druid, Bonus Belonus. - Bravo, Julius Octopus, as a reward... 206 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:47,500 you can have a pass to go to Rome and see the circus. 207 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:53,000 Rome, l'm going to the circus ! Rome, l'm going to the circus ! 208 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,900 Druid tell me your secret. - The secret ? Not on your life. 209 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,900 This man must talk, get me the torturer. 210 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,600 We'll see if he'll talk or not. 211 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,900 Cough ! 212 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:21,000 Come on druid ! We've been torturing you for hours and it hasn't helped. 213 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:27,300 lt has helped me pass the time. - Speak, l'll make you powerful and rich ! 214 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:34,500 No ! You will have lots and lots of money. 215 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,500 No 216 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:46,600 The magical powers of this Druid are much too strong for me. 217 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:51,100 And he's so stubborn, a stubborn as a mule. 218 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,100 What's the matter Asterix ? You look worried. 219 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:05,600 The Druid went to gather mistletoe and he hasn't come back. 220 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,100 l'm going to go and find him. - Be careful Asterix ! 221 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,400 You had your potion a long time ago. - Well l'll just have to trust my brain. 222 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,300 Panoramix ! 223 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,900 Druid, where are you ? 224 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,200 Panoramix ! 225 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:40,500 Panoramix ! Panoramix ! 226 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:03,600 Don't worry, don't sell your oxen. - Then what ? 227 00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:07,100 Just sell your cart . - What ? 228 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,500 Just sell your cart and go home with your oxen. 229 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:15,900 What a brilliant idea that is ! 230 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,300 Stop, stop enough ! 231 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:28,900 Tell me, have you seen a Druid gathering mistletoe ? 232 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:32,600 No but l did see one being carried in a net, a group of legionnaires. 233 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,800 They were taking him to HamSweetham. 234 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:44,000 What ? You take me to Hamsweetham. - But that is a way out of my way ! 235 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:52,900 Hamsweetham is the biggest market around and it has a great used cart park. 236 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,700 How lucky for me to have met you, Hamsweetham, here we come. 237 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:27,600 Why are you hiding ? - To play a joke on my Roman pals. 238 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:34,100 That's great, l love jokes. 239 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,800 This jackass should get the laurel wreath for stupidity. 240 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:50,600 What are you carrying in your cart ? - Nothing. 241 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:56,800 By Jupiter, are you laughing at me ? 242 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,800 What is going on here Cracsus Daris ? 243 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,500 This sap is laughing at me, l'll have to check his cart. 244 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:11,600 Let him enter, l know him he's not dangerous. 245 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,600 That idiot had almost got me caught. 246 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,100 Here we are in camp, are you going to play your joke now ? 247 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:43,700 lt's dark, ln the morning it'll be funnier. - Oh sure. 248 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,300 Goodnight... 249 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,500 l better start looking for the Druid, lets start there. 250 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:09,800 Lie down and dine, oh Marcus, my loyal right-hand. We must talk. 251 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,000 Thank you Oh gracious Bonus. 252 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:28,200 We must get the secret recipe the Druid has for the potion, understand ? 253 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:32,900 And when we do we shall march on Rome and take the place of Caesar. 254 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:37,300 Julius Caesar ? 255 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:42,900 Right friend, Jules, and the two of us will form a powerful triumvirate. 256 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:58,000 l have need of him now but later in Rome, l'll be the triumphant. 257 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:04,300 l'll have him eaten by a lion in Rome, l shall become Caesar, just me, all alone. 258 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,300 This is very interesting but it doesn't help me find Panoramix the Druid. 259 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:16,200 Oh he's certainly being guarded in that tent. 260 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:23,100 l beg your pardon, l've come to free Panoramix, my friend. 261 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,500 Don't let him get out, he's an unconquerable Gaul. 262 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,100 l'll go get some help. - Sure go. 263 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:36,300 Asterix ! - How are you ? 264 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:42,500 Have you gone mad ? Why did you come here you've walked into the lions den. 265 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,500 Chief ! Chief ! 266 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:49,300 These asses can't do a thing against my magical powers. 267 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:54,100 l know that, lets have some fun, with them, l 've got a few ideas. 268 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:58,700 Chief ! Chief ! 269 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,000 Oh Bonus Belonus - What now ? 270 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:07,500 We've captured a Gal, G, Gaul in the t, tent of the D, D Druid. 271 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,900 We need reinforcements or the prisoner is sure to get away. 272 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,600 By the great Jupiter, sound off the alarm ! 273 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:17,700 Surrender, you Gauls, if not l'll order my brave legionaries to attack you. 274 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,600 l hope he surrenders. 275 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:32,600 The suspense is killing me. 276 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:52,600 l toss my weapon at your feet as Vercingetorige, my chief, tossed his ... 277 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:57,200 at Caesar's feet, come on, l'm surrendering. l've got no time to waste ! 278 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:02,000 Seize that Gaul or l'll have you all fed to the lions. 279 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,800 Lions ? - Fed to the lions he said ! 280 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,700 - And he means it too. 281 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:44,900 Hey what's happening ? The camps been invaded by a Gaul. 282 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:52,400 - Well that's not fair, he might have waited will l woke up to begin his joke. 283 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:57,400 He doesn't play fair, it's not nice ! 284 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,000 So you refuse to speak, do you Druid ? But tomorrow on the torture rack ... 285 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:23,500 your friend may be a bit more gracious ! 286 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,500 They've no idea how loquacious l'll be. l'll break the record for loquacit 287 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,500 Shh they're coming ! 288 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,900 Bonus Belonus wants to see you. 289 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:21,600 You, do you know the secret of the magic potion ? 290 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,900 Me ? No ! - For the last time Druid... 291 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,800 give me the recipe for the magic potion or l'll have your friend tortured. 292 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:35,600 You can't scare me Roman. - l trust in the courage of my friend. 293 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:42,100 Well, we shall see, l want this Gaul tied to that table, and go get the torturer. 294 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:48,300 Here l am, you know my motto, always ready. 295 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:06,600 Pity please, don't hurt me, l can't take anymore ! 296 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:12,900 Enough, l can't see him suffer like this, l'll tell you all. 297 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:17,600 Torturer, desist ! 298 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:21,400 But chief l didn't even get started. 299 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:24,800 Oh pity please, pity please ! 300 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:31,400 OK druid, let me in on the secret, if not l'll have him finish the job. 301 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:37,000 l'll prepare the potion in front of you but l need a number of ingredients... 302 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:42,000 that l can only find in the forest. - What scared-i cats these Gauls are ! 303 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:48,600 You will have what you need, go with him l will hold the other Gaul as a hostage. 304 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,800 l'll need mistletoe... 305 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:49,400 herbs and a few roots, and some flowers. 306 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000 The Druid is back. - Now he wants a big pot. 307 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,400 Then give him one ! 308 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:09,400 Just a pinch of salt, a tiny touch of pepper and let it bubble. 309 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:14,700 Bubble ? Bubble oh make it bubble fast. - Something is lacking. 310 00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:19,400 An ingredient that is important, - What ? What ? What ? 311 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,100 Strawberries. - Strawberries at this season ? 312 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:31,200 Of course it won't be that easy, we could wait until the right season. 313 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:35,800 No, send out our fastest messengers, l want strawberries, strawberries ! 314 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:38,500 Strawberries, strawberries ! 315 00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:49,800 Asterix, you get good ideas. - You are the one who thought of ... 316 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:54,000 sending them strawberry picking, while we lounge at Caesar's expense. 317 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,600 The messengers have been gone for days, not a single one has returned. 318 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:19,800 The messengers have come back ! - That's fine. 319 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,800 Hail Bonus Belonus. - Hail my legionaries, did you find them ? 320 00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:28,400 No, no sir ! - No strawberries Bonus. 321 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,600 - And we lost Julius Octopus. 322 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,900 Here l am Bonus Belonus, look l found the strawberry, l ran into a route... 323 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:42,200 merchant just back from Greece, l had to pay their weight in gold ! 324 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:49,700 That's good, you shall have a reward, l grant you a pass to Rome and you've... 325 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,500 my permission to go to the circus. - l'm going to the circus ! 326 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,400 Druid, here are the strawberries you needed for your magic potion. 327 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:08,200 What do you think of them Asterix ? - l'm not sure they are of fine quality. 328 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,400 Could be worse. 329 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:35,100 l've changed my opinion they are excellent. 330 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:39,600 Yes, just what l needed for my potion, send for another basket. 331 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:46,000 l've had about enough, you're driving me mad, you're not being fair. 332 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:52,500 All right, all right, take it easy, don't cry l'll prepare your potion. 333 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Stop crying, he'll prepare it. - Sure, l'll make it without strawberries. 334 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:07,200 Of course it won't be as sweet. - Anyhow strawberries ... 335 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:11,000 can give you a rash. 336 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:48,700 lt's ready, it's best to serve it hot. - l'll be first. 337 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:58,200 Where is the proof that your potion is not a poison, by Jupiter ? 338 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:02,100 l'll be happy to taste it first if you are afraid. 339 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,400 No, if this potion is the real one it will increase your power ... 340 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,000 and you will become invincible. l want a volunteer ! 341 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:18,500 l said l am calling for a volunteer. 342 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,500 Oh Bonus Belonus, don't risk the life of a legionnaire, try the potion ... 343 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:25,800 on some ordinary person for the experiment. 344 00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:29,100 Good idea ! 345 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 You come over here, friend. - Who me ? 346 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:40,200 Are you well, my good friend ? - No l am not, l was told l could sell ... 347 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:46,500 my cart but no one wants to buy it, and it is all his fault ! 348 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:54,200 l don't quite get what you mean but for consolation you may have some of this. 349 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:56,900 No thanks, l don't drink. 350 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,500 Drink it ! 351 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:27,100 Why are you looking at me ? Didn't you ever see a cart dealer taking a drink ? 352 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,600 After drinking this potion, you are the worlds strongest man. 353 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,800 Me ? 354 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:40,300 You're so funny, he's a big joker. 355 00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:45,800 We'll find that out, punch somebody ! - But l'm not mad at anybody. 356 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:50,800 A volunteer for a good wallop ! 357 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:08,700 l would like a bit more enthusiasm when l call for a volunteer. 358 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,500 Me, l'll volunteer. - You, that's an idea By Jupiter. 359 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,000 Go on ! - Go ahead hit him ! 360 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,200 Go on, hit him ! - Hit him, you fool ! 361 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,700 By Jupiter, its absolutely marvellous. 362 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,900 Did it hurt much ? - l thought the sky dropped on my head. 363 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,500 Well you don't need me anymore so, l guess l'll go. 364 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:38,700 That potion is simply, that is its magic. 365 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,000 Forward, come and get your magic potion. 366 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:16,400 The road to Rome lies before us, oh Marcus, Caesar's days are numbered. 367 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:28,500 You Druid, you write down the recipe of the magic potion. 368 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,900 They will be cooked once it is in our possession, that will teach them a lesson. 369 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:36,400 A good idea yes. 370 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:44,000 Let us tryout our great new strength. 371 00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:07,000 l'm trying to over do it. l'll try that boulder. 372 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:15,800 A smaller one. 373 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:25,700 l'm strong, l am a superman ! 374 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,400 What great power ! - Yes ? 375 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,000 Bonus Belonus ? - Yes ? 376 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,100 There is no powers in lifting that little stone. 377 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:37,100 You're right ! 378 00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:41,600 So you tricked me you Gauls, this potion is not magic. 379 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:45,900 Yes it is ! 380 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:57,900 Oh Bonus Belonus, lets settle the hash of these Gauls. 381 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,900 How dare you appear before me without shaving ? 382 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:06,500 A good legionnaire should be clean shaven ! 383 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:09,600 You are right but a legionnaire leader should set an example. 384 00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:14,500 But, what, what is gong on ? - Look at them ! 385 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:26,800 What's happening here Druid ? - lt's an old formulae for a hair growing... 386 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,400 lotion, an extremely powerful one, the hair on you heads and on your face... 387 00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:35,800 will grow and grow with the fastest pace. 388 00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:52,800 l will have you killed. Give me the anti-dote for this. 389 00:54:56,100 --> 00:55:01,400 lf you kill us who will make the antidote for you ? We are a little bit tired today. 390 00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:06,100 - Yes, we are going to retire to our tent. 391 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:12,500 Hey you two ! Wait, hey ! 392 00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:16,900 What's wrong oh Bonus Belonus ? 393 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:20,700 l caught my foot in my beard, imbecile ! 394 00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:49,300 l am at the mercy of these Gauls, l'll have to bargain with them. 395 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:15,100 Three thousand and seventy five. - What ? 396 00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:19,300 lt's a new game we invented, one who sees a beard gets 15 points, 10 000 wins. 397 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,900 You've got your goal, you Gaul, well what do you want ? 398 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:30,400 Promise not to split hairs about it ? - Don't you mention hairs again, you hear ? 399 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,600 That's for the beards. - No wait, please. 400 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:39,700 All right but don't get in my hair again. 401 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:47,700 Oh to be exact to a hair we'll listen ! 402 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:52,700 All right, l give up, just give me the antidote and l'll let you go free. 403 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:57,300 Well you see l don't feel very much feel like working now. 404 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,600 He gets a hand for being hair brained. 405 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,700 You wouldn't think he's just had a close shave. 406 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:08,000 All right, all right don't get so upset, l'll do it. l'll have to go out again and... 407 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,000 get all the ingredients in the forest. 408 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:14,800 Yes but with an escort. 409 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,700 Why did you accept so fast, he's up to no good. 410 00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:23,800 The effects of the potion l laid down aren't going to last very long. 411 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:29,700 Tomorrow there won't be any beards, so we had better try to get out of here. 412 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:34,400 As soon as l'm rid of this long hair and this beard, l'll murder those Gauls. 413 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:39,600 lt will give me a riotous satisfaction. 414 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:45,700 We have come to escort you to the forest to gather the ingredients for the potion. 415 00:57:56,300 --> 00:58:00,400 l have a plan. - That's great, we've got a million idea. 416 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:05,500 You will keep off my beard. 417 00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:09,200 Keep your beard off from under my feet. 418 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:19,400 Come on hurry, our beards keep growing. 419 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:25,500 l think that now l have got pretty much what is necessary. 420 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:37,700 lt's only us. - That's fine, well get to work. 421 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:44,600 l've been working all morning, l hope l will be able to take a rest sometime. 422 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:50,200 Where are you going ? - Can l see him prepare the anti -dote ? 423 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:53,500 No, better not, you would hinder us, you are too nervous. 424 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,500 You guards, watch this tent, see to it they don't escape. 425 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:13,700 Well that's good, you see Asterix, in the small pot l have prepared ... 426 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:19,000 our real magic potion, l think we will need your muscles if we are to get out ... 427 00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:25,300 of here and here in the big pot l have prepared the anti dote. 428 00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:30,700 water, salt, vegetables and a marrow bone, since we have to taste it in front... 429 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:36,200 of the Romans l thought you would like something good. 430 00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:03,600 The magic potion is ready, might as well take a good portion. 431 01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:15,700 All right now call our bearded hosts. 432 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,900 Hey Romans, soups on ! 433 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:24,200 You bring that pot out here. - All right, all right. 434 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,600 You taste it first. 435 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:53,000 ls it good ? - lt's fine but l like it with more salt. 436 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,300 lt's your turn Bonus Belonus. 437 01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,300 How can we really be sure that this potion keeps the hair from growing longer ? 438 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:06,400 You really are clever, watch my moustache you will see, it has stopped growing. 439 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:18,900 By Jupiter, it is true, drink men. 440 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,400 They swim like swine. - Yes. 441 01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:34,700 Now my guards, seize those two Gauls. - The pleasure is mine. 442 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:38,600 Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin. 443 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,800 Let me go, please let me go, help me. 444 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:53,400 Run, we'll leave while they are picking up the pieces. 445 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:59,700 l was just starting to have some fun. - Halt you, get back in there. 446 01:02:02,100 --> 01:02:04,300 Romans ! 447 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,900 More Romans ! 448 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,700 Many more ! 449 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,200 More there ! We are surrounded. 450 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,700 Reinforcements, they got here just in time, what luck. 451 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:40,800 lt's not so good. 452 01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:46,100 Now l've got you Gauls, l'll have you eaten by the lions. 453 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:52,700 Oh Bonus Belonus, you are awaited in your tent, it's urgent. 454 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:55,700 Urgent ? - Yes urgent. 455 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:10,000 Who's cloak is this littering my tent ? 456 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:13,700 Remnant of Caesar, that which is Caesar. 457 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,500 Julius Caesar ? - ln person. 458 01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:27,700 l have come to find out what you are been doing about he Gauls. 459 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,900 And I want to know what has been going on here to keep your garrison... 460 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,300 from receiving me with all due honour. 461 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:39,700 Well you see, l mean, we have been fighting what l mean is with some Gauls. 462 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:48,800 Fighting with Gauls ? How many Gauls ? - Two. 463 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:53,000 By Cleopatra, show me the two man who are capable of standing up against... 464 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,900 a garrison of my legionaries. 465 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:09,800 Well so there are the terrible Gauls ? 466 01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:12,900 Tell me just what happened here ? 467 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:19,700 Caesar, Bonus Belonus was trying to steal our magic potion so he... 468 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:24,100 would be invincible. He intended to become emperor. 469 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:29,500 Well, well - Oh well, let me explain... 470 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:35,900 You need not bother, and go and shave will you ? You and your men will be... 471 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:40,200 leaving for Mongolia, there're other barbarians there who tried to oust me. 472 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:44,400 But l could explain everything. 473 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:54,400 - And as for you, in exchange for the services you have rendered l shall... 474 01:04:54,800 --> 01:05:00,100 allow you your liberty, but we will meet before long, Gauls. 475 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,800 l'll count on that Caesar. 476 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:16,000 By the Gods here they are. 477 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:34,000 Hooray Panoramix, Hooray Tunabricks our chief hooray Asterix, 478 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:39,600 Let us rejoice because our brothers have reached a decisive new victory. 479 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,800 Hooray for Tunabricks our chief. 480 01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,700 Let the festivities start. 481 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,000 Under a star studded sky, the little fortified village of brave Gauls 482 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:32,200 celebrated one more victory. Obtained through the protection of their Gods. 483 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:37,500 lntelligence, magic and courage, they knew the future would bring them ... 484 01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:42,800 further victories over the Roman legions. 485 01:06:43,000 --> 01:07:02,400 Subtitle adjusted by imon from Bangladesh