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[BEEPING]

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[MONKEYS SCREECHING]

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[ALARM BEEPING]

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This is Red Alert.
Emergency Four,
top priority.

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PRESIDENT KENNEDY: What do we know, gentlemen?

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OFFICER: We know
that Moon Probe One
landed on the moon.

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Then blasted off again
on its recovery flight

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approximately
18 hours ago.

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What else do
we know?

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We know it was
all systems go, sir.

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But where did it go?

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It landed

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in Africa.

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Gentlemen, this capsule has secrets.

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Vital secrets of
the moon's surface
locked in it.

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Now, according to international law,

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whoever finds
this capsule,

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will automatically own it.

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Our space trackers
have reported
moon probe signals

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about here, sir.

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Sir, from what little
we know about
the Ekele tribe,

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it's said they're
extremely dangerous.

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Only one man
has ever been there

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and returned
to tell the world

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about the Ekeles.

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His name is
Matthew Merriwether.

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In my opinion, sir,

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Merriwether's the only
chance we have

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of getting on to
the Moon Probe One

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before some others
get there first.

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Of course, Merriwether!

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Who else would they send?

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Only last year, we sent a mission...

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Shh!

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[CHAIR CREAKING]

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There it goes again!

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Fine present
he sent me!

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[SCOFFS]

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[CREAKING STOPS]

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Ah, ah, that's better! [CHUCKLES]

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Fortunately,
we have our own
loyal subversives

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in this part of Africa.

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I can have him
liquidated on arrival.

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Imbeciles! Deviationists!

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There is only one main objective,

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to get the capsule.

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Bullets will not stop this man.

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We must find his superior in brain,

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in cunning and in daring.

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I can think of only one person.

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Get Luba!

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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

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One remote tribe has a vocabulary of 18 words.

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They express all their emotions with body movements.

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Like a flare
of the nostrils means

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"I am yours for ever."

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Later on we are going to go into...

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Class dismissed.

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Gentlemen.

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Professor,
you are being given

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another opportunity
to serve your country.

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I can ask for
nothing more.

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Are you familiar
with the works
of Matthew Merriwether?

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A brilliant mind.

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His ideology
is confused,
of course.

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But, can you outwit him?

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I can try.

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The assignment will involve,

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in addition to your incomparable intellect,

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the instincts of a female animal of the jungle.

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I understand.

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It is of great importance.

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I only hope I am
equal to the task.

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I do not know of any
other woman in the world

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who is so well equipped
for this mission.

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Thank you.

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[SNORING]

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Mmm.

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Oh...

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[SCREECHING]

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Oh, it's you!

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You're a minute slow.

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[GOBBLING]

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All right,
I'm up. I'm up.

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Nag! Nag! Nag!

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[HUMMING]

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[CLANKING]

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[BLOWING HORN]

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Good morning,
Mr. Merriwether.

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Oh, let's not
be formal.
Call me Bwana.

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Yes, sir, Bwana. Bwana wishes breakfast?

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Bwana sure does.

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Right away.

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Bwana honey.

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What a lazy susan.

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People wonder
why I answer
when Africa calls.

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[SIGHS]

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[SIREN WAILING] [CARS HONKING]

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Oh, those beastly
jungle noises.

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Good morning,
Great White Hunter.

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Let's not be bitter.

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Lock the door,
I'll get the diary.

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Oh, there you are,
my little gold mine.

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Now, where did I
leave off yesterday?
Where was I?

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You mean where was
Trader Merriwether?

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Yes.

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We make
a great team, Uncle.

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You with your
bleached bones
in Africa

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and me here in New York with my reading glasses.

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[BOTH CHUCKLING]

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I feel this is going to be a big day.

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Oh, I'd better
turn off the phone,

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till I get finished
dictating.

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Operator.

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Oh, uh, would you
cut off the phone

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till I call you back?

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Thank you very much.

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Good old Dillingham!

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That was all that was left when the vultures flew away.

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Now, take this down.

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"There I was
in the jungle

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"looking into the rattlesnake's eyes,

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"and as I..."Wait a minute.

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There are
no rattlesnakes
in Africa.

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No rattlesnakes
in Africa?

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Uh-uh! You mean they left?

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Oh, that's
not important.

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Now, just what do
you intend to do

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when you run out of
your uncle's diaries, Matt?

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Oh, that's no problem, I'll just kill myself.

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But you can't fake it all the time.

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Why don't you
go to Africa?

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Even for the weekend.

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Look, Koba,
the only wild animal
I want to see

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is the cigarette girl
at the Stork Club.

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And I carry a gun
when I'm with her.

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Sure, sure. Grab this.

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"Undismayed, I faced this charging herd of buffalo.

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"As I hacked my way through this living wall of flesh..."

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Good morning, gentlemen.
This way, please.

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Oh!

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Say, if a lion comes at you from opposite directions,

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you have to be ready.

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Oh, Mr. Merriwether,
I'm Conroy,

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and this is Scott, CIA.
Colonel Spencer.

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How do you do? Oh!

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Won't you sit down?

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Thank you.

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What can I do for you, gentlemen?

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Mr. Merriwether,
we have just come
from the President.

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Oh? How was the waterskiing?

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Mr. Merriwether,
you're familiar with
the Ekele country?

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Like Bernard Baruch knows Central Park.

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I've shaken hands with every tsetse fly in Africa.

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What a man!

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Exactly.

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Is there any chance
we can be heard?

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I can hardly hear you myself.

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You were saying?

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Some days ago
our space agency
launched

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the first moon probe
from Cape Canaveral.

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It landed on the moon and its robot instruments

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picked up samples
from the surface.

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Now, it blasted back to Earth successfully

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but on the return trip it went a half a degree off course.

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It landed in Ekele country.

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We can't afford
to let this capsule

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fall into
unfriendly hands.

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Oh, never. All my maps
and personal experiences

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will be placed
at the disposal

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of whoever
volunteers to...

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Oh, look, I'll throw in
a couple of my books.

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Look, how about these?
They're autographed.

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Mr. Merriwether, destiny is calling you.

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Me? [CHUCKLES]
Oh, no. No, no.

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I think you've reached
a disconnected hero.

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I'd like to, but
I've just joined
the Book of the Month Club

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and I'm a slow reader.

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Why don't you
try Robert Ruark?

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He flinches a little
but a good man.

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Besides, I have to
finish my new book
before the rainy season.

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If there's anything
I can't stand
it's a soggy book.

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Mr. Merriwether, whoever leads this mission successfully

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will wear the medal of greatness for all time.

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Yeah, but will he
wear it in good health?

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Oh, and besides,
I'm having
my teeth capped.

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Mr. Merriwether,
you know what
our flag stands for.

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Fourth of July, Yankee Stadium, Southern fried chicken.

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Girl Scout cookies, Jayne Mansfield.

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Motherhood,
power steering,
credit cards.

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Drive-in movies. Please, I can't stand
long commercials.

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We have a plane standing by.

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Plane? I get dizzy
wearing elevator shoes.

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Mr. Merriwether,
what do I tell
the President?

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Tell him
I voted for Nixon.

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Look, can't I have
a little time
to make my decision?

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Three or
four years, maybe?

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You have two hours.

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Thanks a lot.

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And where exactly
do you plan to go?

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Where I always go
when I'm supposed
to be in Africa,

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my aunt's place
in Cape Cod.

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And how many people
do you think are going
to read your books

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when they find out you're a fraud?

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Stop talking
like a publisher.

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You can get
killed in Africa,
permanently.

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Well, think of the bright side of it.

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Think how your books would sell if you died bravely.

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Yeah, think of
the trouble I'd have
mailing you the sequel.

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But, Matt,
you're Mr. Africa.

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If you don't go you'll be the laughing stock of the whole country.

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That's better than
winding up on the menu
as an hors d'oeuvre.

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I'm not going
and that's that.

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Oh, Mr. Merriwether, I see you're raring to go.

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Colonel Spencer is waiting for you at the airport.

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Well, good luck, Matt.
Is there anything
I can do?

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Yeah, get me the name of a good witch doctor.

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The Colonel you know,
that's Lieutenant Jones
and Major Farbe

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of the Medical Corps.

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Sir, brave men don't require speeches,

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they smile at death.

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Yeah, well,
that all depends
on who's dying.

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Your cover for the safari
is to capture the vicious
spotted elephant.

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What vicious
spotted elephant?

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The one in your book.

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Oh, yeah, that one.
[CHUCKLING]

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We found out later
it was measles.

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You've got to be
prepared for anything.

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There may be
an attempt
on your life.

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Well, these
inconveniences
one must expect.

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If you're captured and death is inevitable,

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you'd prefer the method of your own choice.

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Well, everybody has
a favorite way to go,

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and I'm not going
till I find the right one.

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If you're in a tough spot, take one of these.

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Tranquilizers?

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Cyanide.

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One crunch, oblivion.

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What a way to beat
car payments.

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Death is instantaneous and clean.

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No side effects, huh?

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Be careful
with these needles.

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A sewing kit? Oh, thanks. If I have any loose buttons, I...

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The tips are poisoned.

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Couldn't get
the regular kind, huh?

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If you can't swallow
the cyanide pills
in time, one scratch...

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You fellows make
everything so easy.

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A Do-it-to-yourself
suicide kit. [LAUGHS]

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Hand grenade.

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If the cyanide and
the poison needles
don't work,

254
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,903
I swallow this?

255
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,426
Your job is to get
the capsule back safely,

256
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,993
if not, destroy it.

257
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,517
This is a radio detector device. It's a homer.

258
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,735
When you get close to the capsule

259
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,215
you'll pick up its signals on this.

260
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:16,524
Bleep! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!
Bleep! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!

261
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,438
What is he, some kind of nut?

262
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,136
Guard it
with your life.

263
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,095
Don't worry, Colonel,
I promise.

264
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,836
If anyone wants homer,
they'll have to...

265
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,796
And they will, huh?

266
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,667
We have an operative going on this trip with you.

267
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,104
Name of Fred Larsen.

268
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,627
Now, Fred'll take care of security

269
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,150
and make sure you get there all right.

270
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,935
Will there be a trip
coming back?

271
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,937
Flight 401 to Makuta

272
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,982
is now ready
for departure.

273
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:41,897
That's you.

274
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,638
Oh, thank you.
Well...

275
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,946
Everything's here,

276
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,036
I'm afraid. Good luck.

277
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,128
Oh, Colonel,

278
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,652
would you put this
in the insurance
machine for me?

279
00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,133
Certainly.
Who's the beneficiary?

280
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:27,987
Psst!

281
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,121
[WHISPERING]
Which fellow
is Fred Larsen?

282
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:35,037
Sorry, I don't have the seating chart yet,

283
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,038
but I'll let you know as soon... Shh!

284
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,084
I'll handle it.
Don't worry.

285
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:14,772
Psst!

286
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,474
Get a load of this!
Solid fruitcake.

287
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:31,920
Fred? Tom.

288
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,142
[HUMMING]

289
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,099
[SOFTLY] Fred.

290
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,798
Fred.

291
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,670
Fred!

292
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,984
May I please see your ticket, sir?

293
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,903
Nice to have you aboard, Mr. Merriwether.

294
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,079
Thank you.

295
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,648
Have a pleasant trip, Miss Larsen?

296
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,997
Thank you.

297
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,088
Larsen?

298
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,655
Hmm, Frederica Larsen.

299
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,137
Frederica Larsen!

300
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,231
Wow.

301
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,190
Are you disappointed
that I am a woman?

302
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,888
If I was, I'd be disappointed in myself as a man.

303
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,108
Then, you have
no objection

304
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,674
to women
in the jungle?

305
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,067
After a hard day in the jungle

306
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,938
what is there but women or checkers?

307
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,159
Women or checkers?

308
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,379
Yeah. They're both fun if you make the right moves.

309
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,989
[BOTH LAUGHING]

310
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,166
I like you,
Mr. Merriwether.

311
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,864
I'm going to see that
you're well protected.

312
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,171
Thank you.
Who's going to
protect you?

313
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,738
Mmm, I'm not so sure
I want protection.

314
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,958
May I get you folks a drink?

315
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,221
Mmm, why not? A double.

316
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,961
Do you have dancing in this plane?

317
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,834
Get my paper hat.

318
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,792
We may fly outside for a while.

319
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,274
[URGES DONKEY]

320
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,801
[CONGREGATION SINGING]

321
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:20,028
ALL:
♪ Each little flower
that opens

322
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:24,119
♪ Each little bird that sing

323
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:29,124
♪ He made their
glowing colors

324
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:34,782
♪ He made their tiny wings

325
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:39,178
♪ All things
bright and beautiful

326
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:44,792
♪ All creatures
great and small

327
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,838
♪ All things
wise and wonderful

328
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,100
[BEEPING]

329
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:54,280
♪ The Lord God
made them all

330
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,107
[TEMPO INCREASES] ♪ The rich man
in his castle

331
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,197
♪ The poor man
at his gate

332
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,155
♪ God made them
high or lowly

333
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,027
♪ And ordered their estate

334
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,247
♪ All things
bright and beautiful

335
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,684
♪ All creatures
great and small

336
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,034
♪ All things
wise and wonderful

337
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:14,213
♪ The Lord God
made them all ♪

338
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,040
Bless you,
my children.
Bless you.

339
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,347
Tomorrow we will raise our voices once more

340
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:21,263
and let us hope that the collection plate is not quite so bare.

341
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,744
[CHUCKLES]

342
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,920
Quick! Bless you.
Bless you.

343
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,924
Bless you.
Bless you.

344
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,361
See you tomorrow. Bless you. Bless you.

345
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,971
Lock the doors.

346
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,105
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

347
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,287
[DEVICE BEEPING]

348
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,254
[STATIC]

349
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,782
Go ahead,
I read you.

350
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,437
MAN: Matthew Merriwether.

351
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,787
Matthew Merriwether.

352
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,876
Oh, you can
consider him
disposed of.

353
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,051
Yes.

354
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:19,278
Flight 401
from New York landing
at Makuta Airport.

355
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,339
[REPORTERS CLAMORING]

356
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:38,471
REPORTER: Hold it, Mr. Merriwether.

357
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,908
Well... Friends.

358
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,475
Well, I'll just go
get the luggage.

359
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,520
Tip big,
it's on the government.

360
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,305
REPORTER 1: Did you have a good trip, Mr. Merriwether?

361
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,394
Yes, it was wonderful.
I'm very happy to be
back here in Africa.

362
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,396
My land,
my country,
my people.

363
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,354
I have returned.
[CHUCKLES]

364
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:54,835
Keep the motor running.

365
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:56,967
No pictures, please.

366
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,143
I feel naked
without a lion
beneath my feet.

367
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,057
REPORTER 2:
Mr. Merriwether,
how many are you

368
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,145
taking with you
on this trip?

369
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,538
Oh, this is just
a skeleton crew.

370
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:03,626
Just two
or three hundred,

371
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:04,801
and that's not
counting bartenders.

372
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,455
Mr. Merriwether,
is it true you've come

373
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,283
for another try
at that rogue elephant
in the Ekele country?

374
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,850
Yeah, and this time
I intend to do it
the hard way,

375
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:10,981
without peanuts.

376
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,940
Oh, hey, hey, hey.

377
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,116
Wait a minute.
You should put
these things up here.

378
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:16,944
Up here on top
of the head.
Up, up.

379
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,601
That's better.

380
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:24,517
Don't you read
National Geographic?

381
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,692
Now, next question.

382
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,258
Mr. Merriwether,
on your previous trips

383
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:30,044
no one's ever
actually seen you,
isn't that unusual?

384
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,915
Yeah, how about that? Next question.

385
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,439
Well, Mr. Merriwether,
how do you explain that?

386
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:35,310
I mean,
no one's ever actually
seen you in the jungle.

387
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,530
Well, all I can say is
the whole country
needs glasses.

388
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,532
[ROARS][CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

389
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:42,186
I beg your pardon.
There's so much
to tell you...

390
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,406
WOMAN ON PA: Passengers on Flight 452,

391
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,931
please proceed
to Customs via
the main gate.

392
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,324
I only strike
when attacked.

393
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,500
I believe that's the first policy of all.

394
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:54,068
And I think, I... I...

395
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:57,941
MATT: We, uh... Uh, we wow-wowie-wow.

396
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,467
Wow, this is it.
Big game country.

397
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,947
And my kind of game.

398
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,299
The name is
Matt Merriwether.

399
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:10,127
M-A double "T"
as in available.

400
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,565
MATT: See you, men.

401
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,349
Mr. Merriwether,
we have more questions.

402
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,959
I have one myself.

403
00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:21,574
[BIRDS SCREECHING]

404
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,925
Good morning, ma'am. Good morning.

405
00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,154
Good morning. Good morning.

406
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:55,129
EZRA: It's outrageous, I tell you.

407
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,913
For years I have handled this territory.

408
00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:58,480
What do they want to send a woman for?

409
00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,308
You're not
to consider me
as a woman

410
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:03,572
but your Commanding Officer
who gives you orders.

411
00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:05,618
Kiss me,
you fool, quick. What?

412
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:08,011
Kiss me!Kiss you?

413
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,579
Oh, Papa, I've missed
you so terribly much.

414
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:12,929
Oh, my little girl, I'm so glad you're back.

415
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,627
But, Papa,
I had to come back
to help you out

416
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,411
with the work
at the mission.

417
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,978
Oh, well, it's good
to see you, I must say.

418
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:19,458
Oh, Papa!

419
00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,286
STAFF: Good morning, sir.

420
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,508
[LOUDLY] Room 222.
I think that's on
the second floor.

421
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:28,423
Yes, sir.

422
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:32,471
And next time, shave.

423
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,518
Are these
Mr. Merriwether's bags?

424
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,650
Yes, ma'am.

425
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,481
Soon, imbecile,
you are going
to find out

426
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,091
why they sent
for Luba.

427
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,965
FREDERICA: There,
your outfit's all set.

428
00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:51,533
The poison needles
are in your bush jacket.

429
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,361
Oh, good. [KNOCKING ON DOOR]

430
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:54,449
Come in.

431
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:56,799
Everything's
been arranged.

432
00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,105
Vehicles, porters
and gun bearers.

433
00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,672
Exactly as ordered? Yes, ma'am.

434
00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,761
Fine, we leave at dawn. Yes, Bwana.

435
00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,719
What time is dawn?4 a.m.

436
00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:05,678
We leave at dawn plus three.

437
00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:06,940
Yes, Bwana.

438
00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,687
What are you looking for, the House Detective?

439
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:17,254
Elementary security.

440
00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:20,562
On a mission of this type,
we have to take
every possible precaution.

441
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:23,130
We simply have to
check every single...

442
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:32,531
Lovely. Yeah, but...
[CHUCKLING]

443
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:33,444
Yeah, but these aren't my clothes.

444
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,579
Not even your size.

445
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,625
No, this must be somebody else's bag.

446
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:40,626
Oh, I gathered that.

447
00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,236
I think I'd better
be leaving.

448
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,238
I wouldn't want
to interrupt anything.

449
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:45,674
No, but I'm not
expecting anybody.
Honestly.

450
00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:46,675
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

451
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:50,113
Come in.

452
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,942
Champagne, sir.

453
00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,031
But I didn't order that. I don't know what it's all about.

454
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,729
Don't apologize,
I'm not your den mother.

455
00:25:56,772 --> 00:26:00,341
Mr. Merriwether,
the management wishes you
a very pleasant stay.

456
00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:02,299
Oh, I'm sure
we won't have to
worry about that.

457
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,606
Here. Thank you.

458
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:05,564
Very good, sir.

459
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,089
Would you like to join me?

460
00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:11,657
Well, if I'm not
depriving anyone.

461
00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:20,013
To bigger and better safaris.

462
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:32,329
Chamray '32.

463
00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:34,027
Not a very good year for carpets.

464
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,248
I just don't understand.

465
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,424
This has been
my territory
for three years.

466
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,731
You are not
a traveling salesman
who has a quota to meet.

467
00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:44,341
Your crude methods
will not work.

468
00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:47,344
He is an enemy of the state.

469
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:49,129
He must be squashed like a fly.

470
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,652
I have taken the necessary steps.

471
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:52,611
You're a fool.

472
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,265
If you kill him
how are we to find
the moon probe?

473
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:56,310
Well, what do you expect him to do?

474
00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:58,312
Invite you to go on his safari?

475
00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,748
Exactly.

476
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,229
And I shall have him
invite you, in person.

477
00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:04,492
Now, you'd better leave.
He's going to be
here in a moment.

478
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,711
I very much doubt it.

479
00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:07,669
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

480
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,630
Out.

481
00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,287
It's two floors up.

482
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:18,114
Jump!

483
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:23,729
[CAR SCREECHES]

484
00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,687
[CRASHING] [KNOCKING ON DOOR]

485
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,515
Just a moment,
I'll slip
into something.

486
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:31,127
Well, don't go
to any trouble.

487
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,746
Oh, I see you've been waiting for this.

488
00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:43,139
Oh, yes, won't you
come in, please?

489
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,275
They sent your bag to
my room by mistake.

490
00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:50,712
How very kind. But you could have sent a bell boy.

491
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:53,193
I never send a boy
on a man's job.

492
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,499
My name is...Matt Merriwether,

493
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:57,588
as in available.

494
00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,329
Have you any idea
what a great honor it is

495
00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:00,809
for me to meet you,
Mr. Merriwether?

496
00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,202
Why don't we have
dinner tonight?

497
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:04,508
You can turn my head.
It's twirling now.

498
00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:09,165
You are teasing me,
Mr. Merriwether.

499
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:11,864
Oh, it's about 50-50.

500
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,735
What's a slip of
a girl like you doing
out here all alone?

501
00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:17,173
Oh, Africa is
my laboratory.

502
00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:18,522
I'm an anthropologist.

503
00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:19,828
Oooh! What a waste!

504
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,569
[LAUGHS]

505
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:24,877
I did my thesis
on the culture
of the Ekele tribe.

506
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,443
The Ekele tribe?

507
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:27,967
It's a miracle you're still alive.

508
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:31,318
Oh, with Papa,
you couldn't be safer.

509
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:33,537
Oh, that sweet, gentle old soul I saw in the lobby?

510
00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:36,584
Yes, he's a medical
missionary.

511
00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:39,456
He's spent several years
in the Ekele country.

512
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,675
Why, I have
a rendezvous

513
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,764
with a rogue elephant in the Ekele country.

514
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:44,723
Why don't you
and Papa join me?

515
00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:48,683
Oh, I'm afraid
we'd be in your way.

516
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,903
Besides, Papa's got
so much work to do
at the mission here.

517
00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:53,470
Well, I'll talk to him.

518
00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:56,865
And as for you being
in the way,
don't ever move.

519
00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:58,737
Are you quite certain
that you want me
to come along?

520
00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,348
I may have to
send you back

521
00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:02,175
when we hit
dangerous country.

522
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:04,568
I understand.

523
00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:06,832
I'll share your life
for a few days.

524
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,747
Yes, but don't forget the nights.

525
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,270
It's not that I wouldn't want you, but...

526
00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:13,229
I can see
in your sad eyes that
you've got some burden.

527
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:14,578
But I won't ask you
any questions.

528
00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:17,973
You're a good kid.

529
00:29:30,507 --> 00:29:32,814
I'm sorry.

530
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:33,772
It won't happen again,
Mr. Merriwether.

531
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,341
You're only human, don't fight it.

532
00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:41,736
Please.

533
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,347
It's all happened too fast.

534
00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,262
I must have time to think.

535
00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:47,568
We leave at 7:00
in the morning.

536
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,657
Will you be there?

537
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,312
Yes, if you can convince Papa.

538
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:55,837
We can have a few hours of happiness and then...

539
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,883
Maybe we can
go into overtime.

540
00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:02,583
Here, take this.

541
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:05,891
Does it hurt?

542
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,718
No.

543
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,851
In fact, it feels so good I might sprain the other one.

544
00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,942
Tell me, why didn't the champagne work?

545
00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:15,683
Maybe he didn't drink it.

546
00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:17,511
What a magnificent deduction!

547
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:19,295
Go to his room and search it thoroughly.

548
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:20,470
Yes, sir.

549
00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,081
Al? Sir?

550
00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:24,039
We may be going on a little trip.

551
00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,475
Well, have the vehicles ready, if you please.

552
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,651
Right. Oh.

553
00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,001
And we'll need a few things.

554
00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:31,960
A pistol, a silencer, a hypodermic needle,

555
00:30:32,004 --> 00:30:34,702
chloroform
and a very sharp knife.
Do you understand?

556
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:35,834
Yes, sir. Right. Go.

557
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:39,098
Anybody home?

558
00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:41,622
Come in, my friend, the door is always open.

559
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,624
I hope
I'm not interrupting
your good work.

560
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,321
Not at all, my son.

561
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:46,975
Will there be
anything else,
Doctor?

562
00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:49,456
Yes, bring two shovels.

563
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:51,545
We may want to plant something. [CHUCKLES]

564
00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:54,896
What can I do for you, my friend?

565
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,680
Oh, I'm Matt Merriwether.

566
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:58,944
Not the Matt Merriwether? Mr. Africa!

567
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,685
I'm deeply honored that you should visit me, sir.

568
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,905
Well, I've heard
wonderful reports
of your work, Doctor,

569
00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:06,038
and I was hoping
we might join forces.

570
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:08,605
No, I'm afraid not. No, I'm afraid not.

571
00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:10,694
You see, you are a man of violence, a great hunter.

572
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,000
I am a man of peace.

573
00:31:12,044 --> 00:31:13,915
Yes, but you know
the natives

574
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,482
and the jungle and the animals.

575
00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:16,918
We could share our knowledge.

576
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:19,703
Mr. Merriwether,
I must be practical.

577
00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:21,705
I cannot return
to my jungle friends

578
00:31:21,749 --> 00:31:23,011
without the necessary
medical supplies

579
00:31:23,055 --> 00:31:25,884
and equipment
that are so
desperately needed.

580
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:28,538
I must remain here
and raise funds.

581
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:29,626
Oh, but I could help.

582
00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:30,671
Oh, no, I couldn't
ask you to do that.

583
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:31,890
Oh, I could.
Here, look.

584
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,717
What? Here's a hundred.

585
00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:34,936
What? Here, two hundred.

586
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:38,113
What? I've got some travelers checks here.

587
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:39,854
Are you on the Diner's Club?

588
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:40,986
What can I say?

589
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:42,726
How can I ever
repay you?

590
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:43,989
Well, your good work will be my reward.

591
00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:46,861
True, how very true.

592
00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:48,558
[SNIGGERS]

593
00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:53,868
♪ All things
bright and beautiful

594
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,522
Do you know this? No, but I'll hum along.

595
00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:58,090
♪ All creatures
great and small

596
00:31:58,133 --> 00:31:59,395
♪ Scoobie roobie doobie

597
00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:01,049
[LAUGHS]

598
00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:03,747
♪ All things
wise and wonderful ♪ [HUMMING]

599
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:11,059
[STUTTERING] Oh, I was just straightening up your room, sir.

600
00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:14,019
The service is great here,
except for the champagne.

601
00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:15,585
Oh, thank you, sir.

602
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:24,681
Maybe I over-tipped.

603
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:32,428
Hello, room service?

604
00:32:32,472 --> 00:32:33,995
Send up a room.

605
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,910
One without doors
and windows.

606
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,694
In concrete
if you've got it.

607
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,522
No, I won't be
ordering breakfast.

608
00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:41,568
I have my own
cyanide pills.

609
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:43,613
They're fat free.

610
00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:45,789
Yeah, really.

611
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,661
Boy, I'm glad
I locked my suitcase.

612
00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:55,756
Now, I am nervous.

613
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:57,105
This was cut
from the inside.

614
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,937
[WORKERS CLAMORING]

615
00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:11,076
Good morning.

616
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,600
Good morning.

617
00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,824
Uta. UTA: Ma'am.

618
00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:23,088
Who is that
elderly man?

619
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,481
He's the father of the woman who arrived yesterday.

620
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,483
They are coming with us.

621
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,050
Oh, I doubt that.

622
00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,704
Why, Mr. Merriwether
wouldn't jeopardize
this mission

623
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,053
by asking strangers.

624
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:35,013
The woman is very beautiful.

625
00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,189
Mr. Merriwether
is very dedicated.

626
00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:40,496
Soon we'll find out exactly what he is dedicated to.

627
00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:43,108
It's a lovely morning
for a safari.

628
00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:44,979
[SNIGGERS]

629
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,601
You're lucky it was
only the second floor.

630
00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,125
You had good fortune, too.

631
00:34:00,168 --> 00:34:02,214
He fell for your absurd little scheme.

632
00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:04,172
Oh, when a man
desires a woman,

633
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:05,130
luck does not
enter into it.

634
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:07,741
Oh?

635
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,569
MAN: Good morning, Bwana. WOMAN: Good morning, Mr. Bwana.

636
00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:10,961
Good morning,
civilians.

637
00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,398
Did you
sleep well, Papa?

638
00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:14,095
Oh, yes, very well, my child. Thank you for asking.

639
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:14,965
Ah! Good morning, Pops. Good morning.

640
00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:16,445
Got your pills
all packed?

641
00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,056
I've got everything I need, thank you.Oh, wonderful.

642
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,275
How are you, Luba? Wonderful, Matt.

643
00:34:20,319 --> 00:34:22,234
You haven't changed
your mind of
taking me along?

644
00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:24,845
Did Columbus
change his mind?

645
00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:26,716
Would you get those
loaded, please? Yes, Ma'am.

646
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,196
MATT: Oh, pardon me.

647
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,024
Would you load those
on the big truck?

648
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,634
PORTER: Yes, Ma'am. Frederica, please?

649
00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:35,943
Miss Larsen, this is Doctor Mungo and his daughter.

650
00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:37,292
How do you do? How do you do?

651
00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:38,946
They're going to join
our little outing.Oh?

652
00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:40,643
Yes, the Doctor's
coming along
to look after me.

653
00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:42,080
Precisely.
[SNIGGERS]

654
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,258
And Miss Mungo is
a student of Africa.

655
00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:48,129
I'm going to teach her what little I know.

656
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:50,566
Oh, I'm sure she'll be
a very apt student.

657
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:54,353
If I become a nuisance, Miss Larsen, you will let me know.

658
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:55,615
You can count on that.

659
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:57,878
Thank you.

660
00:34:57,921 --> 00:35:00,272
Well, I'm glad to see you girls hit it off so well.

661
00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:02,578
FREDERICA: Don't you want
to check the loading
of the equipment?

662
00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:05,668
Oh, yes, in these things I trust no one, I brook no incompetency.

663
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:07,061
Pardonnez-moi.

664
00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:11,065
Come on, Papa,
let's go outside.

665
00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:17,115
[MEN CLAMORING]

666
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:25,949
Hey, Buka-Buka.

667
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:31,172
[SPEAKING MOCK-AFRICAN]

668
00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:34,044
Right away, Bwana.

669
00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:37,135
What did he say? Who knows?

670
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,183
Is everything set?

671
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:43,967
Oh, I had to straighten
out a couple of the kids.

672
00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:45,404
Honey, you ride with me.

673
00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:48,146
If things get rough,
I want you close.

674
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:51,105
You're in charge.
I obey orders
without question.

675
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,151
Good girl.
I'll try not to
take advantage.

676
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,415
[LUBA CHUCKLES]

677
00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:58,330
She's just a kid.
Somebody has to
look after her.

678
00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:00,332
You ride with Uta. You're in charge.

679
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:03,204
[MOCKING LUBA] I obey orders without question.

680
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:05,206
Okay, mount vehicles!

681
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:10,385
Start motors!

682
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:13,693
[ENGINE STARTING]

683
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:15,390
Charge!

684
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,264
Sunday drivers!

685
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,287
I'll be back in a minute.

686
00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:06,441
Shall I fill her up?

687
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:07,747
I already did.

688
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:14,754
It's an old custom of Mother's.

689
00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:16,973
She always made us go before we went.

690
00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:19,280
Forward, ho!

691
00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:55,403
Are they dangerous?

692
00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:58,145
Only to girl zebras.

693
00:37:58,188 --> 00:37:59,451
[LAUGHS]

694
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,409
They're good eating.

695
00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:03,455
The choice cuts are all marked off.

696
00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:13,334
Oh, how wonderful it is
to be out on safari.

697
00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:15,423
I feel as though
layers of civilization

698
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,425
were being
peeled off me.

699
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:21,168
Yeah, I feel the call of the wild myself.

700
00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:43,364
What's the matter?
Is anything wrong?

701
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,192
No, nothing at all.

702
00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:47,150
I just want to check this detour.

703
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:54,767
[ANIMALS CALLING]

704
00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:03,166
[GRUNTING]

705
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:08,346
[SNORTS LOUDLY]

706
00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:19,357
I was right,
it's the right fork.

707
00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:22,142
Forward, ho!

708
00:39:22,969 --> 00:39:24,100
Forward, ho!

709
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:27,060
Forward, ho!

710
00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:29,497
MAN: Forward, ho!

711
00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:04,880
[BIRDS TWITTERING]

712
00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:07,274
Matt, why did you
turn right?

713
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:09,189
Instinct, my dear. Instinct.

714
00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:11,539
But Uta says
the Ekele country
is left.

715
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:14,063
Are you going to
listen to every Tom,
Dick and Uta?

716
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:18,938
Has it occurred to you we're being followed?

717
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:21,157
I'm using the old hunter's technique.

718
00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:22,550
If you're visiting a girl on the third floor,

719
00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:23,943
take the elevator
to the fourth

720
00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:25,510
and walk down
one flight.

721
00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:26,902
And put the radio
on loud.

722
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:28,034
Yeah.

723
00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:30,906
Uta!

724
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:32,168
Any orders, Bwana?We've got to mush on.

725
00:40:32,212 --> 00:40:33,300
Get the men
to work here.

726
00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:34,519
Yes, Bwana.To hack a way.

727
00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:36,521
[UTA SHOUTING ORDERS] Pacey on the double.

728
00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:37,957
[UTA SHOUTING ORDERS]

729
00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:41,961
Well, don't stand there. Take pictures.

730
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,005
All right, men, move in.

731
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,314
Yeah, move in.
Take a big
dividend there.

732
00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:12,165
I don't get it.
What's he using
that road for?

733
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,601
Come on,
we'll take
the easy way.

734
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:35,057
Hey, hey,
give me that.
We'll take turns.

735
00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:40,498
[SCREECHES]

736
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,503
Hey, Clyde, your turn.

737
00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:48,593
Pacey! Pacey!

738
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:49,637
Yeah.

739
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:07,786
Oh. Ah, I was just trying to get

740
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:08,874
my favorite
disc jockey.

741
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:11,267
Unga Doola and his music to chew by.

742
00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:14,706
[CHUCKLES]
Forgive me for
following you,

743
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:18,710
but when I turn around
and you're not there,
I get frightened.

744
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,189
Yeah, now I'm frightened.

745
00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:24,629
Oh, hi, Dad.

746
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,761
Nice little monument you've built here.

747
00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:28,633
You should get the Nobel Prize for architecture.

748
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:30,199
Yes, she's a good
little girl.

749
00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,511
[WORKERS SHOUTING
IN THE DISTANCE]

750
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,295
Come on,
let's look here.

751
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:44,083
Why is he going in that direction?

752
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:46,433
It'll take hours to cut through.

753
00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,696
Either he's very
clever or very stupid.

754
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:51,133
Well, he looks stupid. But he acts clever.

755
00:42:52,221 --> 00:42:53,614
What do you think?

756
00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:55,529
I'll let you know
after the autopsy.

757
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,716
MATT: All right, faster, men.

758
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,762
There'll be an extra ration of grog for all hands.

759
00:43:10,805 --> 00:43:13,373
UTA: Here, pacey, pacey.

760
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:15,680
[ROARING IN THE DISTANCE]

761
00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:19,640
MAN: Stampede!

762
00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:21,337
[WORKERS SHOUTING]

763
00:43:21,381 --> 00:43:22,425
Wait. What?
What is it?

764
00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:23,862
Elephant stampede!

765
00:43:23,905 --> 00:43:26,691
Elephants?
In this country?

766
00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:28,649
Hey! When did
they think of that?

767
00:43:28,693 --> 00:43:31,043
[ELEPHANT ROARING]

768
00:43:35,134 --> 00:43:36,657
What are you doing here?

769
00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:38,659
Oh, just checking the oil.

770
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:39,791
Come on, let's get out of here.

771
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,836
But this is
what you came for.

772
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,142
You might find
your rogue elephant.

773
00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:44,665
Not if we hurry. Come on.

774
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:47,102
Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right.

775
00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:48,669
This is the chance
of a lifetime.

776
00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:50,758
Yeah, boy, if I could only find my rifle.

777
00:43:50,802 --> 00:43:53,631
It's in your hand.

778
00:43:53,674 --> 00:43:55,633
[CHUCKLES] No wonder I couldn't find it.

779
00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:57,765
[GRUMBLING] You dirty...

780
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,814
[ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING]

781
00:44:22,834 --> 00:44:25,097
[ELEPHANT NOISE CONTINUES]

782
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,716
[ELEPHANT NOISE QUIETENS]

783
00:44:43,768 --> 00:44:45,726
Hello, baby.
Hello, babe.

784
00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:49,687
I don't want to be
vacuum-cleaned.

785
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:55,344
I don't think
this is a fair dual.

786
00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:56,345
I...

787
00:44:56,824 --> 00:44:58,478
[POPS]

788
00:44:58,521 --> 00:44:59,827
[CHUCKLES] Hello!

789
00:45:01,350 --> 00:45:04,484
And they call me snorkel.
Well, I'm glad to see you.

790
00:45:04,527 --> 00:45:05,703
Think we're related, huh?

791
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:11,491
[ELEPHANT WHINES]

792
00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:17,236
[MOUTHING]

793
00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:24,765
LUBA: Matt!

794
00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:27,855
Matt, are you
all right?

795
00:45:27,899 --> 00:45:29,552
Oh, I was just
grazed by his tusks.

796
00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:31,859
Seven feet
of piano keys.

797
00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:32,904
But why didn't you
shoot him?

798
00:45:32,947 --> 00:45:34,775
The cowardly beggar
turned his back.

799
00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:36,821
Sometimes I hate
myself for being
such a goody-goody.

800
00:45:38,387 --> 00:45:39,737
We've gotta push on.

801
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:40,955
Right, push!

802
00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,266
Hey, Pop, come on.

803
00:46:01,933 --> 00:46:03,848
[UTA SHOUTING ORDERS]

804
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:13,901
[BEEPING]

805
00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:31,876
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

806
00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:35,575
Forward, ho!

807
00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:55,987
[MAN SINGING]

808
00:46:58,554 --> 00:46:59,381
FREDERICA: Matt!

809
00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:00,861
[SNORING]

810
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,037
Matt. Matt?

811
00:47:03,603 --> 00:47:04,647
Mmm?

812
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,041
Yeah? Oh, come in.

813
00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:09,522
Oh, there's nothing so exhilarating

814
00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:10,958
as a day
on the trail.

815
00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:12,525
I'm bushed.

816
00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:15,528
I don't understand
the route we took today.

817
00:47:15,571 --> 00:47:17,617
Yeah, I think
we've thrown them
off the track.

818
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:19,837
Now, tomorrow,
we start off in
this direction.

819
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,056
Oh, but that's where
we just came from.

820
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,058
No, you're looking at the wrong finger.

821
00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:25,886
Oh, I'm sorry.

822
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,018
Sometimes, I'm...
I'm so stupid.

823
00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:30,021
Yeah, we all
make mistakes.

824
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:32,545
Do you think it's wise to let Doctor Mungo and his daughter

825
00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:34,199
continue on with us?

826
00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:36,766
You know, I didn't have time for a complete security check.

827
00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:39,769
That's good thinking.
I'll do a little
investigating right now.

828
00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:43,556
You know, there's just something about her that's false.

829
00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:47,995
Yeah, I'll check
everything.

830
00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:54,959
He's carrying
a small instrument
around his neck.

831
00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:57,918
I'm sure this is
going to lead us
to the capsule.

832
00:47:57,962 --> 00:47:59,877
If we remove his head, it will come off easily.

833
00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:03,054
Hello, there.
Are you up?

834
00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:05,839
Uh, just a moment.

835
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,450
[WHISPERING] No violence,
I'm sure we'll get it
quicker my way.

836
00:48:11,671 --> 00:48:12,802
Hmm? Get out.

837
00:48:12,846 --> 00:48:14,108
I beg your pardon?

838
00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:16,067
Get out!
Quick, quick, quick.What?

839
00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:18,025
Not again! Really,
this is most...

840
00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:19,722
[GROANS]

841
00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:29,036
Uh, come in.

842
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,952
Luba, I want to...

843
00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:33,432
I'll come back later. Wait.

844
00:48:34,128 --> 00:48:36,000
You are amazing.

845
00:48:36,043 --> 00:48:38,741
How many men would have
your strength of character?

846
00:48:38,785 --> 00:48:41,135
None, including me.

847
00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:42,658
I wonder how much
longer I am going

848
00:48:42,702 --> 00:48:44,182
to be able to fight
this strange feeling

849
00:48:44,225 --> 00:48:45,792
that is overwhelming me.

850
00:48:45,835 --> 00:48:49,056
Well, don't fight it. You're hooked. We'll cure it slowly.

851
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,580
Hand me that robe
on the cot, please?

852
00:48:58,196 --> 00:48:59,675
Thank you.

853
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,199
You're welcome.

854
00:49:01,242 --> 00:49:02,504
You'd better sit down.

855
00:49:02,548 --> 00:49:04,854
[SIGHS] I'd better lie down.

856
00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:07,988
Oh, you ripped your leg,
let me sew it up for you.

857
00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:09,511
Uh, just sew
the pants, huh?

858
00:49:09,555 --> 00:49:10,773
I'll work on
the leg later.

859
00:49:12,210 --> 00:49:14,995
Funny, I never pictured you with a needle and thread.

860
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:16,083
How did you
picture me, then?

861
00:49:16,127 --> 00:49:17,084
On a calendar.

862
00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,607
You are a naughty boy.

863
00:49:19,826 --> 00:49:21,088
Thanks for the "boy."

864
00:49:21,132 --> 00:49:22,655
Have you got a needle?

865
00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:24,439
Would you believe it? I don't even have a haystack.

866
00:49:25,179 --> 00:49:26,789
Oh, here is one.

867
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:27,965
Oh, no, not that. Lie down.

868
00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:29,531
No, wait a minute,
let me explain. Oh!

869
00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:31,011
Oh. Oh.

870
00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:32,056
Are you ticklish in this area?

871
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:33,971
Oh, one touch
and I get hysterical.

872
00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,537
Be careful or I'll stick you.

873
00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:37,496
Oh, never mind the rip
I like casual clothes.

874
00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:38,845
Forget it.

875
00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:40,586
Are you embarrassed in this position?

876
00:49:40,629 --> 00:49:42,849
Well, frankly,
it's not my best side.

877
00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:44,938
Now, if I do stick you, scream.

878
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,027
Oh, I may not
have time.

879
00:49:47,071 --> 00:49:49,029
Funny, yesterday I never dreamt that,

880
00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:50,596
tonight, you'd be lying on my bed

881
00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:51,814
and me sewing your trousers.

882
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:53,555
Yeah? Well,
that's life.

883
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:56,471
Two people meet
and the next thing
you know, ooh, "goodbye."

884
00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:57,733
Darling, keep still. Ooh, ooh.

885
00:49:57,777 --> 00:49:59,083
It was only my fingernail.

886
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:00,693
[EXCLAIMING]

887
00:50:02,695 --> 00:50:04,001
Boy, when you
call me "darling,"

888
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:05,176
I feel like I'm going
to be alive again.

889
00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:08,048
Ooh! What was that?
What... What was that?

890
00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:09,484
I just bit off
the thread.

891
00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:10,616
Where's the needle?

892
00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:12,096
Here it is.

893
00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:14,968
It's still a little drafty.

894
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,578
Thank you. [SIGHS]

895
00:50:19,668 --> 00:50:21,061
You'd better go, Matt.

896
00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:23,933
When you kiss me,
my senses reel.

897
00:50:23,977 --> 00:50:26,501
I feel intoxicated.

898
00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:28,808
I'll hang around until you sober up.

899
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:31,071
Let's turn this on,

900
00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:33,247
maybe Unga Doola
has got some music.

901
00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:34,205
No, it's no use, it's not working.

902
00:50:36,294 --> 00:50:38,165
You're all the music I want.

903
00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:41,125
You're a beautiful symphony with a crazy beat.

904
00:50:42,604 --> 00:50:46,086
Beneath that
hard surface,
you are a poet.

905
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:48,088
Yeah, beneath that, a man.

906
00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:57,097
And beneath that...

907
00:50:57,793 --> 00:50:59,534
Say good night
and go quickly.

908
00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:00,579
Good night.

909
00:51:03,886 --> 00:51:05,062
How did that happen?

910
00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:27,040
Do we have Mr. Merriwether's little roommate?

911
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,259
Right here.

912
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:30,652
Oh.

913
00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:34,221
Beautiful. And like all females, deadly.

914
00:51:34,265 --> 00:51:36,354
HENCHMAN 2: But,
Luba said no violence.

915
00:51:36,397 --> 00:51:39,270
Oh, no violence, no.
Just an accident.

916
00:51:39,313 --> 00:51:40,619
We can hardly
be held responsible

917
00:51:40,662 --> 00:51:42,708
for the actions of our little jungle friends.

918
00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:43,970
But she's in command.

919
00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:45,624
For the moment, yes.

920
00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:48,670
But once I get the electronic device from his lifeless body,

921
00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,150
there may be some changes.

922
00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:50,977
[SNIGGERS]

923
00:51:53,022 --> 00:51:53,936
Ooh.

924
00:51:58,289 --> 00:51:59,072
HENCHMAN 1: I think
he's gone to bed.

925
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,161
Come on.

926
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,146
[SNORING]

927
00:53:05,399 --> 00:53:06,226
[BLOWS]

928
00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:17,150
Come on.

929
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:38,693
MATT: Despite the heat and
the ever-present dangers,

930
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:42,349
I managed to move
the safari deep into
the impenetrable jungle.

931
00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:47,354
My knowledge
of this vast waste land

932
00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:49,313
and my infallible
sense of direction

933
00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:51,228
enabled me
to find my way

934
00:53:51,271 --> 00:53:54,318
where no man,
white or savage,
had previously trod.

935
00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:57,277
I like that.

936
00:53:57,930 --> 00:53:59,236
MAN: Fore!

937
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,371
Fore?

938
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,122
"Arnold Palmer,
number two"?

939
00:54:20,474 --> 00:54:21,997
Pardon me.
Have you seen a ball?

940
00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,477
Oh, there it is.

941
00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:26,219
Pretty tough lie.

942
00:54:27,046 --> 00:54:28,134
Hey, you look familiar.

943
00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:29,440
I'm Arnold Palmer.

944
00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:31,877
Arnold Palmer, the world-famous golfer?

945
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,533
I'm Matt Merriwether, world-famous...

946
00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:38,057
Hey, but what are you doing out here in this impenetrable jungle

947
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:42,017
where no man, white or savage, has previously trod?

948
00:54:42,061 --> 00:54:46,239
"Where no man,
white or savage,
has previously trod"?

949
00:54:57,163 --> 00:54:58,817
How about that?

950
00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:01,428
It's first time I ever
shanked a whole safari
out of bounds.

951
00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:02,777
Are you a golfer?

952
00:55:02,821 --> 00:55:04,910
I happen to be
a scratch player.

953
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,868
In this jungle, who isn't?

954
00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:08,000
Yeah.

955
00:55:08,043 --> 00:55:09,480
Would you like to hit a few?

956
00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:10,829
Have you got
any clubs for me?

957
00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:12,309
Boy!

958
00:55:12,352 --> 00:55:14,485
Bring Mr. Merriwether some clubs.

959
00:55:18,271 --> 00:55:19,403
What's that, a member?

960
00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:20,795
That's a zebra.

961
00:55:20,839 --> 00:55:22,231
Yeah, I know.

962
00:55:22,275 --> 00:55:23,407
Sport model jackass.

963
00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:26,410
This is yours, sir.

964
00:55:26,453 --> 00:55:27,541
For me?

965
00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:29,021
Mmm, that's right.

966
00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:31,806
Isn't that nice,
a matched set.

967
00:55:31,850 --> 00:55:34,548
A feller by the name of Crosby left those here.

968
00:55:34,592 --> 00:55:36,115
Figures.

969
00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:37,856
Huh, I knew
he was slicing,

970
00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:39,510
but I didn't know
it was this far.

971
00:55:47,169 --> 00:55:48,475
Yeah, they're Bing's,
all right.

972
00:55:48,519 --> 00:55:49,998
Is stiff enough for you?

973
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:51,609
A little too nervous.

974
00:55:51,652 --> 00:55:53,524
Just hope
I can catch it.

975
00:55:55,526 --> 00:55:56,875
Ah!

976
00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:02,097
Does this come
with a splint?

977
00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:05,579
Well, if it breaks, your swing isn't right.

978
00:56:06,624 --> 00:56:09,322
Ah, that's better,
that goes back
to my game.

979
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:11,933
That's one of our later models.

980
00:56:11,977 --> 00:56:14,893
Yeah, I hope
the Flintstones don't
ask for this back.

981
00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:22,944
That's a beautiful shot if you can find it.

982
00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:26,513
Let's see you
strike one.

983
00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:27,993
All right.

984
00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:35,609
[EXHALES]

985
00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:49,101
[COUGHS]

986
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:05,900
Someone's a sneak,
a cheat and a poor sport.

987
00:57:05,944 --> 00:57:07,554
Let's play it fast,
before we find out
who it is.

988
00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:15,910
[LAUGHING]

989
00:57:15,954 --> 00:57:17,651
Kid, I think I know what your trouble is.

990
00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:18,609
Trouble?

991
00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:21,046
That ball went
over 300 yards.

992
00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:22,482
Well, if you're happy with that kind of putting,

993
00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:24,136
don't let me
spoil it for you.

994
00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:26,573
Here, let me show you how the low handicapped player does it.

995
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:29,271
[GRUNTS]

996
00:57:32,405 --> 00:57:34,538
Maybe a little soft shaft
for me, but...

997
00:57:37,062 --> 00:57:38,629
[HOOFS THUNDERING]

998
00:57:39,630 --> 00:57:41,283
[ANIMALS BELLOWING]

999
00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,983
It looks like
a coffee break
at Disneyland.

1000
00:57:48,639 --> 00:57:50,205
Well, let's pick
out a steak.

1001
00:57:54,645 --> 00:57:56,473
It's slicing.

1002
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:58,257
Going behind a tree.

1003
00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:09,921
[TRUMPETING]

1004
00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:17,668
Hey, that's a
powerful headwind.

1005
00:58:17,711 --> 00:58:18,930
It sure is.

1006
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:20,975
Fore!

1007
00:58:26,111 --> 00:58:28,026
[COUGHS]
Taking notes?

1008
00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:44,129
They landed
here somewhere.

1009
00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:48,394
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
Shoo, shoo, shoo!

1010
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:50,135
Biggest turkeys
I've ever seen.

1011
00:58:57,664 --> 00:58:59,448
Hey, Arnie! Yeah?

1012
00:58:59,492 --> 00:59:00,754
Here you are,
I've found them.

1013
00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:02,800
Oh, good.

1014
00:59:02,843 --> 00:59:04,671
Mine's on the fairway, there's your ball.

1015
00:59:04,715 --> 00:59:06,020
Oh?

1016
00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:08,370
Oh, that's your ball.

1017
00:59:08,414 --> 00:59:09,546
What?

1018
00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:11,504
It hasn't got
my name on it.

1019
00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,246
Yeah, yeah.

1020
00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:18,250
Guess that's mine
out on the fairway.

1021
00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:19,381
[CHUCKLES]

1022
00:59:19,425 --> 00:59:21,209
How about that
for luck?

1023
00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:23,472
Yeah. Yeah,
how about that?

1024
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:33,395
No, no, no.

1025
00:59:33,439 --> 00:59:34,658
How many times have I told you

1026
00:59:34,701 --> 00:59:36,442
it's got to look like an accident?

1027
00:59:36,485 --> 00:59:38,139
Put that wretched thing away.

1028
00:59:39,184 --> 00:59:40,577
MATT: Fore!

1029
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:42,753
[GOLF CLUB STRIKING]

1030
00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:45,233
There they go again.

1031
00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:47,671
What a stupid game it is, anyway. Come on.

1032
00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:51,152
Oh, there you are.

1033
00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:55,330
[SCREAMING] Oh, God.

1034
00:59:55,374 --> 00:59:56,810
Oh, my God. [MAN LAUGHING]

1035
01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:01,554
It must be
a painter's picnic.

1036
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,816
[BOTH EXCLAIMING]

1037
01:00:06,428 --> 01:00:07,647
Hey, wait a minute. Where are you going?

1038
01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:09,040
I'm chasing her.

1039
01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:10,694
Yeah, but why are you
carrying two buckets
of sand?

1040
01:00:10,737 --> 01:00:12,739
Oh, I caught her yesterday,
this is my handicap.

1041
01:00:12,783 --> 01:00:14,567
[EXCLAIMING]

1042
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:16,482
Well, that's
a crazy game.

1043
01:00:16,525 --> 01:00:17,788
Tell me something. What's that?

1044
01:00:17,831 --> 01:00:20,094
If he catches her,
who gets to
keep the sand?

1045
01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:21,705
Well, I imagine...
I...

1046
01:00:23,794 --> 01:00:24,708
Hmm.

1047
01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:39,374
Hey, hey,
wait a minute.

1048
01:00:39,418 --> 01:00:41,550
Hey, look,
the hole's over there.

1049
01:00:41,594 --> 01:00:43,552
[SHUSHING]
You don't know
the break.

1050
01:00:43,596 --> 01:00:45,598
Yeah, but... But you can't...

1051
01:01:02,789 --> 01:01:04,356
Fooled me.
I thought it broke
to the left.

1052
01:01:04,399 --> 01:01:05,531
[CHUCKLES]

1053
01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,465
[ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING]

1054
01:01:27,727 --> 01:01:29,686
Back again, huh?

1055
01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:31,905
You just take it easy.

1056
01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:34,778
Don't panic, anybody.
Just take cover.

1057
01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:36,780
I'll handle this myself.

1058
01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:38,259
Ha!

1059
01:01:39,478 --> 01:01:40,827
Don't you want your gun bearers?

1060
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:43,177
No, just a kiss
for good luck.

1061
01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,576
[ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING]

1062
01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:07,811
Here, baby.

1063
01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:09,900
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.

1064
01:02:09,943 --> 01:02:11,379
[TRUMPETING]

1065
01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:18,952
[GUN FIRES]

1066
01:02:18,996 --> 01:02:20,954
[TRUMPETING]

1067
01:02:20,998 --> 01:02:22,390
What have you
been eating?

1068
01:02:23,522 --> 01:02:25,393
Steady! We were
just friends.

1069
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:32,444
Oh, it was horrible.

1070
01:02:32,487 --> 01:02:34,576
It was terrible.
That poor beast!

1071
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:37,623
I couldn't stand
to see him suffer.

1072
01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:39,756
Shall we send a porter
back for the tusks?

1073
01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:41,975
No, they're coming special delivery.

1074
01:03:04,955 --> 01:03:06,521
[NOTES PLAYING DISCORDANTLY ON ORGAN]

1075
01:03:21,014 --> 01:03:22,276
[MEN CHATTERING]

1076
01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:26,846
Do you read me?

1077
01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:27,934
[STATIC]

1078
01:03:27,978 --> 01:03:31,329
Do you read me?

1079
01:03:31,372 --> 01:03:34,680
The most dangerous woman in Europe has brought him nothing but happiness.

1080
01:03:34,723 --> 01:03:36,073
He's gained weight.

1081
01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:37,770
He thrives on her love-making.

1082
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,641
[MAN CHATTERING
OVER TRANSMITTER]

1083
01:03:41,513 --> 01:03:43,384
Yes, sir.
I will tell her.

1084
01:03:43,428 --> 01:03:44,908
I will tell her.

1085
01:03:45,996 --> 01:03:48,346
I must go now. Roger and out.

1086
01:03:54,656 --> 01:03:56,441
[PLAYING SLOW MUSIC]

1087
01:04:11,412 --> 01:04:12,892
Good evening, Mr. Merriwether.

1088
01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:13,893
Oh, hiya, Pops.

1089
01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:15,503
Do you like Bach?

1090
01:04:15,547 --> 01:04:16,940
Oh, I'm not fussy.
I'll drink anything.

1091
01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:18,593
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1092
01:04:19,551 --> 01:04:21,074
Luba's gone for a little walk.

1093
01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:22,467
I'm sure she'd be pleased if you joined her.

1094
01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:24,338
A walk? Where?

1095
01:04:24,382 --> 01:04:25,992
Down the little path behind me.

1096
01:04:26,036 --> 01:04:27,689
Oh, thank you.

1097
01:04:27,733 --> 01:04:29,909
My pleasure entirely.

1098
01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:31,563
[PLAYING DRAMATIC MUSIC]

1099
01:04:35,045 --> 01:04:36,350
Luba.

1100
01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:40,920
Luba!

1101
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,445
Luba!

1102
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:45,577
Oh!

1103
01:04:50,756 --> 01:04:51,757
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

1104
01:04:52,932 --> 01:04:53,933
Luba!

1105
01:05:15,433 --> 01:05:17,609
Shoo, shoo.
Go on, go on, go on.

1106
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:20,481
Help!

1107
01:05:26,835 --> 01:05:28,011
[GROANING]

1108
01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:29,534
Are you all right?

1109
01:05:29,577 --> 01:05:30,970
Fred, you better
get out of here,

1110
01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,754
you're liable
to get hurt.

1111
01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:47,639
Well, it's...
It's not broken.

1112
01:05:47,682 --> 01:05:49,684
I think it's just
stretched a little.

1113
01:05:49,728 --> 01:05:52,209
That's what I've always wanted, a long, thin ankle.

1114
01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:54,037
Somebody's after you.

1115
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,649
And I think it's
that Doctor Mungo and
his so-called daughter.

1116
01:05:57,692 --> 01:05:59,259
Have you flipped
your badge?

1117
01:05:59,303 --> 01:06:02,088
That sweet old man is just here to carry on his good work.

1118
01:06:02,132 --> 01:06:04,961
And as for Luba, you can't knock what she's doing.

1119
01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:08,007
Oh, no,
but they'll still
have to be watched.

1120
01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:10,575
Fine. You watch him and I'll watch her.

1121
01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:14,666
Well, why didn't
you say so?

1122
01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:16,537
There's room in my life
for both of you.

1123
01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,018
I just wanted
to get this.

1124
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:20,498
Oh!

1125
01:06:20,541 --> 01:06:22,065
Well, keep it
in a safe place.

1126
01:06:22,108 --> 01:06:23,631
Oh, I will.

1127
01:06:25,111 --> 01:06:27,809
Yeah, that's the place.

1128
01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:30,551
No one but a cad would think of looking there.

1129
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:35,382
Oh, what's this for?

1130
01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:38,081
It's a fake.
It's just an ordinary
radio in there.

1131
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,693
Oh, great!

1132
01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,912
Now I'll be able to hear my own funeral march.

1133
01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:53,792
I'm sorry.
I could swear
I heard something.

1134
01:07:04,194 --> 01:07:05,891
[MONKEY SCREECHING]

1135
01:07:05,934 --> 01:07:07,110
[LION ROARING]

1136
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,770
It must be tonight.

1137
01:07:15,814 --> 01:07:18,034
And remember,
if your kisses
fail this time,

1138
01:07:18,077 --> 01:07:19,209
it'll be this.

1139
01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:21,733
[SCOFFS] He will laugh at your dagger,

1140
01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:23,604
as he has laughed at all your other clumsy attempts.

1141
01:07:24,214 --> 01:07:26,085
And your kisses?

1142
01:07:26,129 --> 01:07:27,217
He's treating
this entire trip

1143
01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:28,696
like a ride through
the tunnel of love.

1144
01:07:29,132 --> 01:07:30,655
Hmm.

1145
01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:33,614
History has proven that the arms of a woman

1146
01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:36,226
can be more dangerous than the mightiest of cannons.

1147
01:07:36,269 --> 01:07:38,663
We shall see.
Go and make history.

1148
01:07:49,152 --> 01:07:50,805
COMMENTATOR OVER RADIO:
Jack Howard
is galloping back,

1149
01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:53,243
back he stumbles,
but comes up
with the ball,

1150
01:07:53,286 --> 01:07:55,288
and that does it.

1151
01:07:55,332 --> 01:07:57,029
The Dodgers win it
six to three.

1152
01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:59,249
As for the Giants,
five hits and one error.

1153
01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:01,903
For the Dodgers,
ten hits and no errors.

1154
01:08:01,947 --> 01:08:03,427
We'll be back
with the line-ups of
the second game

1155
01:08:03,470 --> 01:08:04,906
of our big double header,
in a moment.

1156
01:08:04,950 --> 01:08:06,604
But first, a word
from our sponsors.

1157
01:08:07,953 --> 01:08:09,128
LUBA: Matt!

1158
01:08:09,955 --> 01:08:11,130
Come in.

1159
01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,262
Oh!

1160
01:08:12,305 --> 01:08:14,090
Oh, do you mind if I don't get up?

1161
01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:15,917
I'll be back later. No, come here, come here.

1162
01:08:15,961 --> 01:08:17,310
Sit down.

1163
01:08:17,354 --> 01:08:19,138
The bubbles will keep me covered.

1164
01:08:19,182 --> 01:08:20,792
I use Jungle Jasmine.

1165
01:08:22,315 --> 01:08:24,100
What would Papa say
if he could see us now?

1166
01:08:25,884 --> 01:08:28,756
After these few days
in the jungle with you,

1167
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,976
my discretion
has collapsed.

1168
01:08:31,019 --> 01:08:32,282
Well, everything else seems to be holding up.

1169
01:08:34,197 --> 01:08:35,633
I feel, somehow,
you are on a mission

1170
01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:39,245
of greater importance
than a mere elephant.

1171
01:08:39,289 --> 01:08:42,596
What leads you to a wild, fantastic thought like that?

1172
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,599
I can see in your eyes
what your lips can't say.

1173
01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:47,688
Yeah, yeah. I have very expressive eyes.

1174
01:08:47,732 --> 01:08:48,776
They're my curse.

1175
01:08:50,387 --> 01:08:52,737
Look, I want to ask you something.

1176
01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:55,392
Something I've never asked any other woman.

1177
01:08:55,435 --> 01:08:57,959
Anything. I can't
say no to you.

1178
01:08:58,003 --> 01:08:59,961
Would you scrub my back?

1179
01:09:00,005 --> 01:09:01,833
[LAUGHS]

1180
01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:04,270
What lovely broad
shoulders you've got.

1181
01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:06,316
Yeah, and I'm not
even flexed.

1182
01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:11,190
Oh! Oh, that does it.

1183
01:09:11,712 --> 01:09:12,713
[LAUGHING]

1184
01:09:13,497 --> 01:09:15,673
Oh, you found
my fun spot.

1185
01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:17,065
Ooh!

1186
01:09:17,109 --> 01:09:18,763
Darling... Ooh, yes, yes.

1187
01:09:19,416 --> 01:09:21,679
Close your eyes, relax.

1188
01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:23,246
What else is there
to see?

1189
01:09:23,289 --> 01:09:24,247
Ooh!

1190
01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:25,857
Are they closed?

1191
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:26,945
Mmm-hmm.

1192
01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:30,949
Oh, it feels like...

1193
01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:33,256
It does.

1194
01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:35,954
Matt... Hmm?

1195
01:09:35,997 --> 01:09:39,740
If I stay any longer, I can't control myself.

1196
01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:44,876
Oh, poor kid.

1197
01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:47,313
I've got to start
taking ugly pills.

1198
01:09:47,357 --> 01:09:49,228
[SIGHS]

1199
01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:52,927
♪ All things
bright and beautiful

1200
01:09:52,971 --> 01:09:55,234
♪ All creatures
large and small ♪

1201
01:09:56,322 --> 01:10:00,239
Oh. Oh, you came back, huh?

1202
01:10:00,283 --> 01:10:02,328
Don't fight it, baby.
It's bigger
than both of us.

1203
01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:05,723
[MOANS] Oh.
Oh, you're getting so good.

1204
01:10:05,766 --> 01:10:07,812
Take two quid out
of petty cash.

1205
01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:11,903
Oh. Oh, I love that.
You're a good girl.

1206
01:10:11,946 --> 01:10:13,296
Oh. You're...

1207
01:10:16,299 --> 01:10:17,387
[GROWLS]

1208
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,395
[LION GROWLING]

1209
01:10:30,051 --> 01:10:31,792
[WATER SPLASHING]

1210
01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:46,981
[GROWLING]

1211
01:10:52,422 --> 01:10:54,467
Say, Frederica! Yes?

1212
01:10:54,511 --> 01:10:56,208
Say, there's a lion
in my tent.

1213
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,296
Yes, I know, I saw her go in.

1214
01:10:57,340 --> 01:10:59,516
No, not Luba, a lion lion.

1215
01:10:59,559 --> 01:11:02,040
With teeth and a tail and all those extras.

1216
01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:03,389
Oh, come on,
sit down.

1217
01:11:03,433 --> 01:11:04,999
I'll get you
a cold compress. I'm all right.

1218
01:11:05,043 --> 01:11:06,392
The lion is the... Yes, yes, I know.

1219
01:11:06,436 --> 01:11:08,264
Just sit still, calm down.

1220
01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:12,093
[WATER SPLASHING]

1221
01:11:12,137 --> 01:11:14,008
What was that? FREDERICA: Just the water.

1222
01:11:14,052 --> 01:11:15,967
Oh, water.

1223
01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:18,709
I thought the lion
was taking a shower.

1224
01:11:20,493 --> 01:11:23,322
It is transmitting,
but probably in code.

1225
01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:25,498
Listen.

1226
01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,065
COMMENTATOR OVER RADIO:
...worth watching for
a brilliant two count.

1227
01:11:27,108 --> 01:11:29,154
And with Williams
dancing off first.

1228
01:11:29,197 --> 01:11:31,461
Watson threw a slider
that missed the corner,

1229
01:11:31,504 --> 01:11:34,202
and that's with
the two fastest running men
in the league on base.

1230
01:11:34,246 --> 01:11:36,292
MAN OVER TRANSMITTER:
What's going on there?

1231
01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:39,164
This is what
the femme fatale
you sent gave me.

1232
01:11:39,207 --> 01:11:41,209
[MAN YELLING]

1233
01:11:41,253 --> 01:11:42,559
Yes, sir,
I'm sorry, sir.

1234
01:11:42,602 --> 01:11:45,126
Yes, of course, sir.
Yes, sir.

1235
01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:47,259
Yes, sir. Roger.

1236
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,304
And Wilco.

1237
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,920
[WATER SPLASHING]

1238
01:11:58,966 --> 01:12:00,228
[SHUSHING]

1239
01:12:04,407 --> 01:12:06,234
He's in the bathtub.

1240
01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:07,410
Have you got
the chloroform?

1241
01:12:07,453 --> 01:12:09,368
Yeah. Right here.

1242
01:12:09,412 --> 01:12:11,370
Right. Have you got the blanket?

1243
01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:12,458
Now, you remember what to do.

1244
01:12:12,502 --> 01:12:13,459
Right.

1245
01:12:34,262 --> 01:12:35,873
[THUDDING]

1246
01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,399
[HENCHMEN WHISPERING
URGENTLY]

1247
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:41,487
HENCHMAN 1: Hurry up, get it on his nose.

1248
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:42,532
HENCHMAN 2:
Oh, yes, yes.

1249
01:12:43,576 --> 01:12:45,883
Come on, then.

1250
01:12:45,926 --> 01:12:47,145
He's strong as a lion.

1251
01:12:47,188 --> 01:12:49,190
Hurry, hurry. He's pretty hairy, isn't he?

1252
01:12:49,234 --> 01:12:50,888
Pick him up. Come on, you got him?

1253
01:12:50,931 --> 01:12:52,150
Yeah, yeah.

1254
01:12:52,193 --> 01:12:53,281
Come on, then.

1255
01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:59,070
He sure got
heavy legs.

1256
01:12:59,113 --> 01:13:00,027
You got his legs?

1257
01:13:00,071 --> 01:13:02,116
Yeah. Funny, me, too.

1258
01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:06,382
Hi, Pops. Good evening.

1259
01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:20,221
Wait a minute.

1260
01:13:22,267 --> 01:13:24,182
Set that down a moment.

1261
01:13:25,183 --> 01:13:26,924
Set that thing down.

1262
01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:30,318
[GROWLING]

1263
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,457
What do we do now?

1264
01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:40,981
I think we ought
to have a little meeting.

1265
01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:42,418
[LION ROARING]

1266
01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:54,168
To what do I owe
this pleasure?

1267
01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:56,562
Well, Luba's Dad wasn't feeling well, so she's riding with him.

1268
01:13:58,129 --> 01:13:59,870
Wonderful girl, all heart.

1269
01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:25,504
[HORN HONKING]

1270
01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:34,295
Bwana. Huh?

1271
01:14:34,339 --> 01:14:36,602
Miss Mungo and her father turned off at the last fork.

1272
01:14:36,646 --> 01:14:37,560
Turned off?

1273
01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:39,083
We're entering
Ekele country.

1274
01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:40,737
They're racing us
for the capsule.

1275
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:42,303
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

1276
01:14:42,347 --> 01:14:44,436
Doc must have
felt worse. [DEVICE BEEPING]

1277
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,482
I'd better go back
and see... Matt, listen.

1278
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,573
We can't
turn back now.

1279
01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:52,313
But, I...
I can't leave Luba.

1280
01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:54,664
We're almost there.
Victory is
within our grasp.

1281
01:14:54,707 --> 01:14:57,362
Yeah, I was
pretty close myself.

1282
01:14:57,405 --> 01:14:58,668
Look, Uta,
you'd better go back

1283
01:14:58,711 --> 01:14:59,538
and see if
you can find them.

1284
01:14:59,582 --> 01:15:01,105
Right, Bwana.

1285
01:15:01,148 --> 01:15:02,585
I can't understand that.

1286
01:15:05,239 --> 01:15:06,937
Matt! Huh?

1287
01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:09,069
Is this
the Ekele village?

1288
01:15:14,074 --> 01:15:16,033
MATT: It must be.

1289
01:15:16,076 --> 01:15:19,558
It's hard to tell, there's so much new building going on.

1290
01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:21,255
Well, we're lucky
the capsule landed
in a place

1291
01:15:21,299 --> 01:15:23,040
where you're
so well-known.

1292
01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:24,781
Oh, it doesn't matter too much.

1293
01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:27,131
Ekele, Brooklyn, Liverpool.

1294
01:15:27,174 --> 01:15:29,437
I have friends everywhere.

1295
01:15:29,481 --> 01:15:30,569
But aren't you going
to signal them

1296
01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:32,049
to let them know
you're here?

1297
01:15:32,092 --> 01:15:33,572
Signal?

1298
01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:36,401
No, I figure we just grab the capsule and go, you know.

1299
01:15:36,444 --> 01:15:38,795
If I show up, they make such a fuss, you know.

1300
01:15:38,838 --> 01:15:42,146
Parties, dance at the country club, cookouts.

1301
01:15:42,189 --> 01:15:43,321
But in your book
you said

1302
01:15:43,364 --> 01:15:44,670
that unless they saw
your smoke signal

1303
01:15:44,714 --> 01:15:47,368
they'd attack with
poisoned blowguns.

1304
01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:50,458
Yeah, well, sometimes authors exaggerate a little, you know how...

1305
01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:52,548
[WHOOSHING]

1306
01:16:00,077 --> 01:16:01,382
[WHOOSHING]

1307
01:16:01,426 --> 01:16:02,819
[CLATTERING]

1308
01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:04,603
Oh, those blowgun aren't filter-tipped.

1309
01:16:05,778 --> 01:16:07,301
No signals, huh?

1310
01:16:08,651 --> 01:16:11,610
Cookie,
you and the boys
get some wood.

1311
01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:13,264
Yes, ma'am.

1312
01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:14,613
[WARRIORS EXCLAIMING]

1313
01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:23,579
Oh.

1314
01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:26,538
How.

1315
01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:29,585
Shalom.

1316
01:16:31,804 --> 01:16:33,589
Think fast.

1317
01:16:33,632 --> 01:16:35,808
I bring you greetings from President Kennedy.

1318
01:16:35,852 --> 01:16:37,505
[WARRIORS SHOUT]

1319
01:16:38,202 --> 01:16:39,595
Bobby Kennedy?

1320
01:16:40,117 --> 01:16:41,466
Teddy Kennedy?

1321
01:16:41,814 --> 01:16:43,294
Jackie?

1322
01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:45,557
Caroline?

1323
01:16:46,819 --> 01:16:48,212
Peter Lawford?

1324
01:16:49,866 --> 01:16:51,563
Frank Sinatra?

1325
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,827
These guys must
be Republicans.

1326
01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:56,133
They don't seem
to know you.

1327
01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:57,569
Oh, that's ridiculous. They must know me.

1328
01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,876
I'm in the Yellow Pages.

1329
01:16:59,919 --> 01:17:01,573
Check the map, we might be in Ekele, Texas.

1330
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:03,531
[WARRIORS SHOUT] Oh.

1331
01:17:03,575 --> 01:17:05,838
Please, no brain surgery
without a license.

1332
01:17:05,882 --> 01:17:06,709
[WHISPERING]
The capsule.

1333
01:17:06,752 --> 01:17:08,145
Oh, yeah.

1334
01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:11,191
Say, have you chaps,
by any chance, seen a...

1335
01:17:11,235 --> 01:17:13,454
[WARRIORS EXCLAIMING]

1336
01:17:13,498 --> 01:17:14,673
Oh, maybe they've
seen the capsule

1337
01:17:14,717 --> 01:17:16,632
or they like
balloon-shaped girls.

1338
01:17:18,677 --> 01:17:19,852
[DEVICE BEEPING]

1339
01:17:19,896 --> 01:17:21,898
[ALL SHOUTING]

1340
01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:24,117
I'm warning you.
You come any closer and...

1341
01:17:24,161 --> 01:17:24,814
[SNAPPING FINGERS]

1342
01:17:24,857 --> 01:17:26,554
No more foreign aid.

1343
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,382
[DRUMS BEATING]

1344
01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:29,732
[SINGING IN LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1345
01:17:40,394 --> 01:17:41,657
Easy, boys, easy.

1346
01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:45,704
Matt! The capsule!

1347
01:17:49,229 --> 01:17:50,666
They're worshipping it.

1348
01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,406
Maybe they found out
what it cost.

1349
01:17:57,977 --> 01:18:00,153
You've got a lot to learn about being a host, you know.

1350
01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:02,373
You don't have to
gift wrap me.

1351
01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:04,375
I'd have come in anyway.

1352
01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:07,552
What's this?
Second leg?

1353
01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:12,426
Take me to your leader. Get me a lawyer.

1354
01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:13,906
I'll have
your jobs for this.

1355
01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:15,212
Put me down.

1356
01:18:15,255 --> 01:18:17,214
I said, put me down.

1357
01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:18,781
Not this far down.

1358
01:18:20,913 --> 01:18:21,697
What kind of
a party is this?

1359
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:27,790
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1360
01:18:37,582 --> 01:18:39,410
I'm sorry about this, Fred.

1361
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,283
Well, at least
we're not alone.

1362
01:18:47,592 --> 01:18:48,767
Luba!

1363
01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:50,203
What are you doing here?

1364
01:18:50,247 --> 01:18:52,684
We got lost,
stopped to ask
for directions and...

1365
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:55,600
Just happened
to stumble
onto the capsule.

1366
01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:56,819
I told you they were
enemy agents.

1367
01:18:56,862 --> 01:18:58,603
Let Luba talk
for herself.

1368
01:18:58,646 --> 01:19:01,737
Matt, what she says was true in the beginning.

1369
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:02,650
But it's not now.

1370
01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:05,305
Oh, that's beautiful!

1371
01:19:05,349 --> 01:19:07,525
While dear Papa was trying to get me from behind,

1372
01:19:07,568 --> 01:19:09,657
you were attacking from the front.

1373
01:19:09,701 --> 01:19:11,790
You make these savages look like Boy Scouts.

1374
01:19:11,834 --> 01:19:12,835
Matt, darling!

1375
01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:14,314
Don't "darling" me.

1376
01:19:14,358 --> 01:19:15,881
Stop this bickering.

1377
01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:16,882
These people are going
to kill us.

1378
01:19:16,926 --> 01:19:18,318
Isn't there anything
we can do?

1379
01:19:18,362 --> 01:19:20,538
Well, I suggest
we start praying.

1380
01:19:20,581 --> 01:19:22,235
You can.
We're not allowed to.

1381
01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:27,980
We don't have to take this, we're American citizens.

1382
01:19:28,024 --> 01:19:29,677
Get me the U.S. Ambassador!

1383
01:19:29,721 --> 01:19:31,027
Get me the White House!

1384
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:32,768
I demand my rights!

1385
01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:38,904
See? All you have to do is call their bluff.

1386
01:19:38,948 --> 01:19:40,645
Now, you listen to me!

1387
01:19:41,298 --> 01:19:42,734
[SPITTING]

1388
01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,388
Water, water!

1389
01:19:50,524 --> 01:19:52,613
Well, at least
the service isn't bad.

1390
01:19:53,832 --> 01:19:54,833
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1391
01:20:34,394 --> 01:20:35,874
What was that
all about?

1392
01:20:35,918 --> 01:20:37,658
I think they're shopping for dinner.

1393
01:20:38,355 --> 01:20:39,835
I hope I'm not ripe.

1394
01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:41,271
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1395
01:20:49,105 --> 01:20:50,671
MATT: Oh, no,
wait a minute.

1396
01:20:50,715 --> 01:20:53,805
Oh, not me.
I'm too young to die.
Take him.

1397
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:54,893
Wait a minute,
it's Friday,

1398
01:20:54,937 --> 01:20:55,981
you're supposed
to eat fish.

1399
01:20:56,025 --> 01:20:57,896
LUBA: Goodbye, Matt.

1400
01:20:57,940 --> 01:20:59,942
I meant what I said
last night.

1401
01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:02,640
Oh, swell. You can
shed a few tears
in my gravy.

1402
01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:03,989
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1403
01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:07,079
[ALL CLAMORING]

1404
01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:28,927
Mr. Merriwether?

1405
01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:31,147
Yes.

1406
01:21:31,190 --> 01:21:32,975
Trader Merriwether's son?

1407
01:21:33,018 --> 01:21:33,932
I'm his nephew.

1408
01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:36,500
Welcome, welcome.

1409
01:21:36,543 --> 01:21:38,937
We have waited
a long time
for this honor.

1410
01:21:38,981 --> 01:21:41,548
Well, it's a pleasure to be here in Unc's hometown.

1411
01:21:42,941 --> 01:21:45,509
My son.
My daughter.

1412
01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:50,427
And assorted
crooked politicians.

1413
01:21:53,473 --> 01:21:54,953
It's nice to meet your family.

1414
01:21:54,997 --> 01:21:59,436
Ekele, fastest growing
village in Africa,

1415
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:02,743
is happy to welcome
brave explorer,
author and friend,

1416
01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:05,181
Matt Merriwether.

1417
01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:06,660
[ALL CHEERING]

1418
01:22:13,189 --> 01:22:14,930
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1419
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:35,689
What's that all about?

1420
01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:37,953
Wonderful excuse to
have a national holiday.

1421
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,476
Real Boondoggle.

1422
01:22:39,519 --> 01:22:41,086
Oh, Boondoggle.Yeah.

1423
01:22:42,174 --> 01:22:44,176
Today, you will take
your Uncle's place

1424
01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:46,048
as a member of
the Ekele Tribe.

1425
01:22:47,527 --> 01:22:49,138
Hey, I don't know how to thank you.

1426
01:22:49,181 --> 01:22:50,443
Please.

1427
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:55,622
Say, maybe I can return the favor.

1428
01:22:55,666 --> 01:22:58,147
How about me taking that big iron bird out of your back yard?

1429
01:22:58,190 --> 01:23:00,018
I notice it's blocking the driveway.

1430
01:23:00,062 --> 01:23:02,151
No. New totem
fall from sky.

1431
01:23:02,194 --> 01:23:04,109
Big tourist attraction.

1432
01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:08,548
Yeah, I notice. It certainly packed the house today.

1433
01:23:08,592 --> 01:23:10,115
Maybe you'd like to trade it in on a newer model.

1434
01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:11,856
You know, something with a 21-inch screen.

1435
01:23:12,813 --> 01:23:15,164
Matt, don't go near it.

1436
01:23:15,207 --> 01:23:17,122
Two of your people
meddled with it.

1437
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,863
You see them at
the execution tonight.

1438
01:23:19,907 --> 01:23:21,561
Execution!

1439
01:23:21,605 --> 01:23:23,041
You mean you'd kill anyone who...

1440
01:23:23,085 --> 01:23:26,044
[CHUCKLES] With music.

1441
01:23:26,088 --> 01:23:28,046
Nothing personal
or malicious,

1442
01:23:28,090 --> 01:23:29,178
just part of
our culture.

1443
01:23:31,615 --> 01:23:35,053
Chief, if you release them, I'll personally guarantee

1444
01:23:35,097 --> 01:23:37,969
that nobody will make any more passes at your sacred totem.

1445
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:39,927
Okay, if you vouch
for them.

1446
01:23:41,190 --> 01:23:42,582
Papa.

1447
01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:48,893
You interested in
marrying a nice girl?

1448
01:23:48,936 --> 01:23:52,070
Not raving beauty,
but old man loaded.

1449
01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:53,593
Yeah, well, I'd like to accommodate you, Chief,

1450
01:23:53,637 --> 01:23:55,160
but I've already been spoken for.

1451
01:23:55,204 --> 01:23:57,075
A social worker back home, I'll tell you.

1452
01:23:57,119 --> 01:23:59,164
No hard feeling,

1453
01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:01,906
but this one
is pretty tough
to palm off.

1454
01:24:01,949 --> 01:24:04,561
Yeah, well, maybe she'll meet a nice young witch doctor

1455
01:24:04,604 --> 01:24:05,692
who's just starting to practice or something.

1456
01:24:06,302 --> 01:24:08,043
Hope so.

1457
01:24:08,086 --> 01:24:10,088
Witch doctor
for a son-in-law,

1458
01:24:10,132 --> 01:24:11,611
big status symbol
in the jungle.

1459
01:24:12,830 --> 01:24:14,266
May I go now?

1460
01:24:14,310 --> 01:24:15,963
Ah, yes,
but of course.

1461
01:24:23,145 --> 01:24:25,103
LUBA: Oh, Matt, it's a miracle.

1462
01:24:25,147 --> 01:24:26,757
How did you do it?

1463
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,194
As soon as
they found out who I was,
they begged for mercy.

1464
01:24:29,238 --> 01:24:30,935
You didn't tell them
about the capsule?

1465
01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:32,197
No, I think
I better cool it

1466
01:24:32,241 --> 01:24:34,112
until I'm officially
a member of the tribe.

1467
01:24:34,156 --> 01:24:35,200
A member of the tribe?

1468
01:24:35,244 --> 01:24:36,158
Yeah, with all
the trimmings.

1469
01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:38,073
A big dinner
dance tonight.

1470
01:24:38,116 --> 01:24:41,119
Some sort of
Boondoggle ceremony
this afternoon.

1471
01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:43,600
Oh no, Matt. No, not the Boondoggle.

1472
01:24:43,643 --> 01:24:44,557
It's a test of death.

1473
01:24:46,733 --> 01:24:49,127
Oh, well, maybe I'd better tell them I'm not much of a joiner.

1474
01:24:49,171 --> 01:24:50,215
And insult them?

1475
01:24:50,259 --> 01:24:51,608
Well, that means
instant death.

1476
01:24:52,739 --> 01:24:54,263
You make everything
sound so good.

1477
01:24:54,306 --> 01:24:56,221
Matt, I've no right to say this,

1478
01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:59,224
but, please, do be careful.

1479
01:24:59,268 --> 01:25:01,748
After a lifetime
of fearlessness,
it won't be easy.

1480
01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:11,671
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1481
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:14,283
[ALL SHOUTING]

1482
01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:23,379
This is your first test
of bravery.

1483
01:25:23,422 --> 01:25:25,381
He will throw spears
close to you.

1484
01:25:25,424 --> 01:25:27,818
The closer they come
the braver you are.

1485
01:25:27,861 --> 01:25:30,647
But if you move,
you lose face.

1486
01:25:30,690 --> 01:25:32,214
And if I don't move, I won't need a face.

1487
01:25:33,693 --> 01:25:34,825
What happened to these kids?

1488
01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:36,870
Did they move?

1489
01:25:36,914 --> 01:25:38,829
No. Bad spear thrower.

1490
01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:40,613
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

1491
01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:43,399
Well, who's
throwing today?

1492
01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:45,270
Same boy.Huh?

1493
01:25:45,314 --> 01:25:46,924
But he's been
practicing.

1494
01:25:46,967 --> 01:25:48,230
Oh. Well, that's good.

1495
01:25:57,239 --> 01:25:58,240
[ALL CHEERING]

1496
01:25:59,241 --> 01:26:00,285
[DRUMS PLAYING]

1497
01:26:04,071 --> 01:26:05,290
[ALL EXCLAIMING]

1498
01:26:29,271 --> 01:26:30,141
Matt, you were wonderful.

1499
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,273
I'm proud of you.

1500
01:26:31,316 --> 01:26:33,318
Ah, just a mass of bravery.

1501
01:26:34,276 --> 01:26:35,929
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1502
01:26:35,973 --> 01:26:37,235
On to the test by fire.

1503
01:26:37,279 --> 01:26:38,323
Then you're one
of the tribe.

1504
01:26:49,856 --> 01:26:51,641
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1505
01:26:55,384 --> 01:26:57,212
[ALL CHEERING]

1506
01:27:32,116 --> 01:27:33,248
[COUGHING]

1507
01:27:44,476 --> 01:27:46,304
[ALL CHEERING]

1508
01:28:03,103 --> 01:28:04,757
[SHOUTING IN LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1509
01:28:28,085 --> 01:28:29,521
[ALL CHEERING]

1510
01:28:41,141 --> 01:28:43,013
Ah, wonderful meal, Chief.

1511
01:28:43,056 --> 01:28:45,842
So glad you liked it.
Baked baboon
is my favorite.

1512
01:28:45,885 --> 01:28:47,365
Yup.

1513
01:28:47,409 --> 01:28:50,150
Oh, was that
baked baboon?

1514
01:28:50,194 --> 01:28:52,414
And thank you for
your delicious wine.

1515
01:28:53,110 --> 01:28:54,372
Great.

1516
01:28:54,416 --> 01:28:56,243
As soon as he finishes
my shaving lotion,

1517
01:28:56,287 --> 01:28:58,376
we'll ask him
about the capsule.

1518
01:28:59,551 --> 01:29:00,944
Go, Chief, go.

1519
01:29:01,553 --> 01:29:02,946
Excuse me.

1520
01:29:02,989 --> 01:29:04,164
Where are you going?

1521
01:29:04,208 --> 01:29:05,775
I'd better keep an eye on Papa.

1522
01:29:13,086 --> 01:29:14,914
Shall we dance, Matt?

1523
01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:16,351
Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

1524
01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:17,613
Will you pardon us, Chief?

1525
01:29:17,656 --> 01:29:19,223
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

1526
01:29:19,266 --> 01:29:22,052
[LAUGHING] Yeah. Don't get anything on you.

1527
01:29:22,095 --> 01:29:23,358
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1528
01:29:41,114 --> 01:29:42,289
[SNAPPING]

1529
01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:43,552
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

1530
01:30:06,575 --> 01:30:08,054
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

1531
01:30:12,189 --> 01:30:13,451
That will be all,
my dear.

1532
01:30:16,193 --> 01:30:17,368
Look at that bird.

1533
01:30:17,412 --> 01:30:18,587
[LAUGHING]

1534
01:30:18,630 --> 01:30:20,327
Dig that cat.

1535
01:30:20,371 --> 01:30:22,939
Matt, I've enjoyed knowing you,

1536
01:30:22,982 --> 01:30:24,157
no matter what happens.

1537
01:30:24,201 --> 01:30:25,463
Yeah, but what's
going to happen?

1538
01:30:25,507 --> 01:30:27,204
This dance isn't
that dangerous.

1539
01:30:27,247 --> 01:30:31,121
Ezra is. He's going
after the capsule tonight.

1540
01:30:31,164 --> 01:30:33,166
Yeah, but why are
you telling me this?

1541
01:30:33,210 --> 01:30:36,431
Because, if he takes it, what will happen to you when the Chief finds out?

1542
01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:39,477
Baked Merriwether.

1543
01:30:40,739 --> 01:30:41,958
Uh-oh.

1544
01:30:47,354 --> 01:30:48,965
Don't ask questions.
Just do what I do.

1545
01:31:08,027 --> 01:31:09,594
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1546
01:31:18,168 --> 01:31:19,299
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1547
01:31:23,608 --> 01:31:26,132
[CHIEF ASKING FOR MERRIWETHER IN LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1548
01:31:26,176 --> 01:31:28,004
Let me do the...
Oh, sorry.

1549
01:31:30,049 --> 01:31:31,616
Let me do the talking.

1550
01:31:33,357 --> 01:31:34,663
[EXCLAIMING]

1551
01:31:34,706 --> 01:31:36,403
[CHIEF SPEAKING
LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1552
01:31:36,447 --> 01:31:39,494
Okay, okay. Nookie-nookie.
Poom-poom. That a-way.

1553
01:31:41,147 --> 01:31:42,105
[CHIEF ORDERING
IN LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1554
01:31:42,148 --> 01:31:43,454
[NATIVES SHOUTING]

1555
01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:52,158
[SPEAKING LOCAL LANGUAGE]

1556
01:32:14,441 --> 01:32:15,660
[ALL CLAMORING]

1557
01:32:24,582 --> 01:32:25,540
Luba!

1558
01:32:26,758 --> 01:32:28,107
What? [GASPS]

1559
01:32:29,674 --> 01:32:31,371
You startled me.

1560
01:32:31,415 --> 01:32:33,243
[TRUCK ENGINE STARTING]

1561
01:32:40,076 --> 01:32:41,773
HENCHMAN 1: Hold it.

1562
01:32:45,777 --> 01:32:46,735
Okay, try her again.

1563
01:32:46,778 --> 01:32:48,432
[ACCELERATING]

1564
01:32:53,698 --> 01:32:55,047
Come on.

1565
01:32:56,396 --> 01:32:58,573
See if you can find me
a bigger log.

1566
01:33:00,183 --> 01:33:02,707
Come on, man,
stop dawdling,
get on with it.

1567
01:33:08,757 --> 01:33:10,410
Take it easy
this time.

1568
01:33:43,139 --> 01:33:44,444
[GUN FIRING]

1569
01:33:55,542 --> 01:33:57,501
Move it. In here?

1570
01:33:57,544 --> 01:33:59,634
Huh? All right.

1571
01:34:07,685 --> 01:34:08,730
[HORN HONKING]

1572
01:34:15,562 --> 01:34:17,564
Gentlemen, the enemy is behind us.

1573
01:34:17,608 --> 01:34:19,392
Merriwether and Luba
jumped on the truck.

1574
01:34:19,436 --> 01:34:21,177
They got
in the capsule.

1575
01:34:27,487 --> 01:34:29,794
Ah, there they are.
How convenient!

1576
01:34:39,761 --> 01:34:41,110
[SHOUTING]
Bon voyage!

1577
01:34:41,937 --> 01:34:42,720
[EZRA LAUGHING]

1578
01:34:54,297 --> 01:34:56,734
The Ekeles will
take care of that part
of the job.

1579
01:34:56,778 --> 01:34:59,302
Come on, we've got
everything we want.

1580
01:35:10,008 --> 01:35:11,314
Oh.

1581
01:35:12,663 --> 01:35:15,144
It's no use,
we're locked in.

1582
01:35:16,798 --> 01:35:18,713
That's what I like, a padded cell. Oh.

1583
01:35:29,462 --> 01:35:33,728
Matt, I can't
breathe in here.

1584
01:35:33,771 --> 01:35:35,468
Boy, if you can't, we're really in trouble.

1585
01:35:37,862 --> 01:35:39,864
There must be
an oxygen tank
here somewhere.

1586
01:35:39,908 --> 01:35:41,474
[SCREAMS]

1587
01:35:44,651 --> 01:35:45,914
I think we've
got something here.

1588
01:35:45,957 --> 01:35:46,828
What button
did I push?

1589
01:35:46,871 --> 01:35:48,481
I don't know.

1590
01:35:49,134 --> 01:35:50,309
I'll try this one.

1591
01:35:50,353 --> 01:35:51,484
Oh!

1592
01:35:58,796 --> 01:35:59,536
LUBA: Mmm.

1593
01:36:08,284 --> 01:36:10,590
Maybe you'd better
press another button.

1594
01:36:10,634 --> 01:36:11,504
Yeah!

1595
01:36:26,998 --> 01:36:28,783
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1596
01:36:38,531 --> 01:36:39,881
I must remember
those buttons.

1597
01:36:45,495 --> 01:36:48,063
This one goes right, this one goes left.

1598
01:36:48,106 --> 01:36:49,760
This one goes forward.

1599
01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:51,022
I wonder what
this one does?

1600
01:36:57,463 --> 01:36:58,943
Oh, Matt,
we're going backwards.

1601
01:36:58,987 --> 01:37:00,815
Yeah. This will fix it.

1602
01:37:19,485 --> 01:37:20,443
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1603
01:37:35,110 --> 01:37:37,373
My real name is Lolita, you see.

1604
01:37:37,416 --> 01:37:40,376
And I was about 12 at the time.

1605
01:37:40,419 --> 01:37:42,857
I was a well developed child, of course,

1606
01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:44,859
but then I've always been forward for my age.

1607
01:37:46,077 --> 01:37:47,731
[EXCLAIMING]

1608
01:37:47,774 --> 01:37:48,906
I didn't really think anything about it...

1609
01:37:48,950 --> 01:37:51,517
[MUMBLING]

1610
01:37:51,561 --> 01:37:53,389
Well, as I was saying, I didn't really think anything about it.

1611
01:37:53,432 --> 01:37:55,086
I was deprived
at childhood.

1612
01:37:59,395 --> 01:38:00,657
What's this?

1613
01:38:01,092 --> 01:38:01,963
Hey, look.

1614
01:38:07,446 --> 01:38:09,753
Oh, Matt, turn left.

1615
01:38:09,796 --> 01:38:13,104
LUBA: Left! Right! Right!
Right! Right! Right!

1616
01:38:15,977 --> 01:38:17,413
Oh!Oh, I...

1617
01:38:17,456 --> 01:38:18,805
I give up, you push something.

1618
01:38:23,419 --> 01:38:24,681
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1619
01:38:31,079 --> 01:38:32,515
[BOTH EXCLAIMING]

1620
01:38:45,049 --> 01:38:46,137
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1621
01:39:04,677 --> 01:39:05,722
[BEEPING]

1622
01:39:08,943 --> 01:39:11,032
Red Alert,
top priority.

1623
01:39:11,075 --> 01:39:14,644
Unidentified object
heading this way.

1624
01:39:14,687 --> 01:39:17,168
It must be ours.
It's locked in
on our range.

1625
01:39:17,212 --> 01:39:19,040
[STATIC] Yes, sir.

1626
01:39:19,083 --> 01:39:20,693
OFFICER: Yes, sir.

1627
01:39:20,737 --> 01:39:23,566
I know it's
impossible, sir.

1628
01:39:23,609 --> 01:39:25,046
The impossible's
going to happen

1629
01:39:25,089 --> 01:39:27,091
in two minutes
thirty-two seconds.

1630
01:39:32,879 --> 01:39:34,403
[ALARM BLARING]

1631
01:39:45,066 --> 01:39:47,155
We'd like to report
to Washington immediately.

1632
01:39:47,198 --> 01:39:49,244
In that outfit?

1633
01:39:49,287 --> 01:39:50,810
What do you
want me to do?
Wait for Thanksgiving?

1634
01:39:50,854 --> 01:39:53,030
Mr. Merriwether,

1635
01:39:53,074 --> 01:39:55,728
congratulations on a magnificent and heroic achievement.

1636
01:39:55,772 --> 01:39:57,078
On behalf of the United States...

1637
01:39:57,121 --> 01:39:58,514
Yeah, that's fine,
Colonel,

1638
01:39:58,557 --> 01:40:00,081
but I want you
to do something,
it's very urgent.

1639
01:40:00,124 --> 01:40:02,474
You see,
I left a CIA agent
over in the jungle.

1640
01:40:02,518 --> 01:40:03,910
Fred Larsen?

1641
01:40:03,954 --> 01:40:05,869
That's all right, we've got a message from Makuta.

1642
01:40:05,912 --> 01:40:07,088
She's safe and sound.

1643
01:40:07,131 --> 01:40:09,264
Oh, that's
wonderful, Colonel.

1644
01:40:09,307 --> 01:40:11,570
And now I'd like to
explain this lovely
young stranger

1645
01:40:11,614 --> 01:40:13,137
who came over
to our side.

1646
01:40:13,181 --> 01:40:15,618
No explanation necessary,
Mr. Merriwether.

1647
01:40:15,661 --> 01:40:17,881
Every move you made
in the capsule
was watched

1648
01:40:17,924 --> 01:40:20,275
by tracking stations
all over the world.

1649
01:40:20,318 --> 01:40:21,232
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, well...

1650
01:40:23,060 --> 01:40:24,583
You mean it was on television?

1651
01:40:24,627 --> 01:40:25,802
Everything?

1652
01:40:25,845 --> 01:40:28,109
Everything.

1653
01:40:28,152 --> 01:40:30,546
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

1654
01:40:31,242 --> 01:40:32,635
[GASPING]

1655
01:40:36,682 --> 01:40:39,076
You make the most wonderful breakfast, darling.

1656
01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:41,165
[LAUGHS] Call me Bwana.

1657
01:40:44,168 --> 01:40:46,605
[BABY CRYING]

1658
01:40:46,649 --> 01:40:48,781
Oh, it's time
for his 6:00 feed.

1659
01:40:49,260 --> 01:40:50,522
Let me do it.

1660
01:40:55,136 --> 01:40:57,703
[SHUSHING] Baby,
Daddy's coming.

1661
01:41:17,332 --> 01:41:19,116
You're wrong, he's adopted.

1662
01:41:27,690 --> 01:41:31,781
♪ In the heart of
jungle territory

1663
01:41:31,824 --> 01:41:33,783
♪ They call me Bwana

1664
01:41:33,826 --> 01:41:37,961
♪ From Kilimanjaro
down to the sea

1665
01:41:38,004 --> 01:41:40,050
♪ They call me Bwana

1666
01:41:40,094 --> 01:41:43,227
♪ When the natives
see me coming

1667
01:41:43,271 --> 01:41:47,318
♪ All the drummers
start a drumming

1668
01:41:47,362 --> 01:41:51,235
♪ A ceremonial welcome
for me, Bwana

1669
01:41:55,239 --> 01:41:59,287
♪ All the village maidens
fall at my feet

1670
01:41:59,330 --> 01:42:01,724
♪ They call me Bwana

1671
01:42:01,767 --> 01:42:07,599
♪ Then they started twisting
primitive beats, Americana

1672
01:42:07,643 --> 01:42:10,820
♪ Who can think
about safari

1673
01:42:10,863 --> 01:42:13,779
♪ While the jungle nights
are starry

1674
01:42:13,823 --> 01:42:17,131
♪ And the air is filled
with passionate heat

1675
01:42:17,914 --> 01:42:19,829
♪ Bwana manana