(male #1) 'What do we do now, Rock?'
We try to get out of this tree, Vander Rock.
Yeah, but what then? We lost our plane.
I know, and someone's gonna pay for that
and his initials are Baron Von Rickenrock.
Boy, what a story.
This dairy's better than the movie.
So what happened? Go on.
Yes, Fred. Why are you stopping?
- I'm hungry. - Oh, brother.
- Read some more, Fred. - Okay, okay.
"The situation was desperate, but not hopeless.
As we worked to free ourselves from the tree.."
[theme music]
toot
Yabba-dabba-doo!
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪
♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
[instrumental music]
Well, out of a clear sky
we get this letter from Grandpa Flintstone.
He's decided to visit us.
Hey, help me with this trunk, will you, Barn?
(Barney) 'Right-o, Freddy-boy.'
screech
Looks like it's gonna be a long visit
from the way the boys are moving things.
No, they're not moving things.
They're taking out all the gifts grandpa sent us over the years
that we've been hiding.
Oh, I get it.
Like the stuffed pelican
mama sent Barney and me for our anniversary.
[giggles]
That's the idea.
Oh, no! Where did you find that, Fred?
[chuckles]
In the back of the garage.
Grandpa's very proud of this head.
It's a Flintstone family tradition.
Yeah. Hey, you know somethin'? I can see the resemblance.
Oh, very funny, very funny.
Oh, I-I was only kiddin', Fred.
You don't look anything like that rhinosaurus.
- You bet I don't. - Right.
You outweigh him by 20 pounds easy.
[laughs]
Rubble, one of these days..
Oh, stop it, you two.
What on Earth?
[Pebbles babbling]
(Wilma) 'It's grandpa's old Stone World War I helmet..'
[chuckles] '...and Pebbles.'
[giggles]
Oh, dear, the kids got into grandpa's old trunk.
I hope there's nothing valuable in it.
Bamm-bamm, bamm-bamm, bamm.
No, no, it's mostly filled with souvenirs
from Stone World War I.
Yeah.
Boy, he was ace flyer
old Grandpa Flintstone.
That truck is just filled
with old pictures and old uniforms
and old maps and old hand grenades.
(both) Hand grenades?
Bamm-bamm, bamm-bamm, bamm!
Oh, no, Bamm-Bamm has one of them.
Oh, my! Fred, how can you leave things like that around?
[chuckles] Relax, it's harmless.
Hey, but I did find something exciting in there.
Grandpa's diary. Boy, you should read it.
Fred, isn't it personal?
No, no, it says right here, uh
"May all who love adventure take to their heart
'"this chronicle of that daring flyboy'
"that death-defying crazy kid
"that unsung hero of Stone World War I
"Lieutenant Rockbottom K. Flintstone.
"Oh, this is the story
of Rocky's Raiders."
Rocky's Raiders? Wow!
I'll read some of it, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go-go-go, Fred.
"The real story began in Paris
"one fateful day in June.
"My buddy, Lieutenant Reggie Vander Rock and I
"were sitting in the Cafe De Pigalle.
"While I studied my maps
"old Reggie was ordering
"cactus-berry bubbly from Fefe La Rock
the beautiful red-headed Resistance worker
who worked there.
Little did we know
as I was studying my maps
and Reggie was studying Fefe
someone was studying us.
Here we are, my fearless little soldier.
To you, my little French lamb-chop.
To you, my brave little flyboy.
(Reggie) 'To you, my dainty little dumpling'
'my luscious little cream puff.'
Vander Rock, either drink that toast or order dinner.
You're making me hungry.
Oh, uh, sorry, Rocky. Here's to you.
Oui, here's to Lieutenant Rocky Flintstone
the bravest, the strongest--
- You Rockbottom K. Flintstone? - Yeah.
- You sure? - Yup.
- Those other two okay? - Yeah.
Stonehenge, CIA.
Washington's got a job for you, Flintstone.
I'm your man, Stonehenge.
Why do they whisper? What is CIA?
Shh. Not so loud, my little pigeon.
What does my country want of me, Stonehenge?
Rescue Mata Harrock.
[snaps] Gotcha.
One thing, though. Who is she?
Sotelo, you don't know?
She is my best friend.
Beautiful, warm, so full of life.
When she dance the Charlestone, all Paris watch.
[instrumental music]
♪ Ta-ta-ta ♪
Everyone knows Mata Harrock.
♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
Everyone knows her, eh? Never heard of her.
But she's the world's most famous spy, Flintstone.
Well, uh, Rocky don't read newspapers, uh, just maps.
Right. Where is she?
Held prisoner in a Flemish farmhouse
behind their lines.
Well, sir, Stonehenge of the CIA
I promise you, I will get her.
Uh, one thing, though. Who's got her?
Baron Eric Von Rickenrock.
- Ee-ee! - T-t-t..
- T-the horrible Hun? - Hide the maps.
Von Rickenrock. That's your man.
- Let's go, Vander Rock. - Right, Rocky.
No, no, it cannot be done. It is too dangerous.
So long, cream puff.
Oh, no, no, I will never see you again!
That's the breaks, girly.
There's your plane, men.
Looks like she'll make it.
You can't send a couple of kids up in a crate like that.
No, but we can send you guys.
Oh, no, no, my darling. No, wait.
Good luck, men.
Thank you, sir.
We'll try to make you proud
of Rocky's Raiders.
What raiders? There's only the two of us.
Well, two's company, three's a crowd.
Let's go, Vander Rock!
[rumbling]
Onward and upward!
Into the wild blue yonder!
Stop, stop! Wait, wait!
Uh, try to be brave, cream puff.
I must tell you something!
Keep the home fires burnin', kid!
No, wait, please!
Poor kid, she really has it bad.
Come back here!
You did not pay the bill at the cafe..
...you freeloaders!
(Von Rickenrock) 'So you will not talk, my beautiful one.'
We shall see.
Oh, do with me what you will
oh, horrible Hun.
I will never betray my country.
But which is your country?
For whom do you work?
Oh, I forgot. Let's see.
Oh, the Americans hired me to spy against the Germans
who hired me to spy against the French
who hired me to spy against the Spaniards
who hired me to spy against the Dutch
who, who..
Um, well, no matter.
I am loyal
and you I will tell nothing.
You tell everyone else. Why not me?
Because you yell too much.
[knocking on door]
- Yeah? - Baron Von Rickenrock.
- Enemy aircraft above. - Who was it?
Americans.
Oh, that is who you work for.
That is who I work for? Oh, God!
And, boy, you should only know the secrets I just remembered
but I'm not going to tell you.
Get them! Shoot them down!
Now, as for you
tell me what I want to know or..
chomp
[screams]
[whirring]
Look down there!
A Flemish farmhouse!
What do you think?
(Reggie) 'I can't see it, Rocky!'
But it's right below us! Why can't you see it?
Because your scarf is in my eyes!
- 'Oh, sorry.' - Thanks.
Yeah, I see the farmhouse now.
'It definitely looks Flemish.'
(Rocky) 'Let's go down, kid.'
(Reggie) 'How do we know it's the right Flemish farmhouse?'
(Rocky) 'Look! Someone just ran out of the house!'
Help! Save me! Help!
(Rocky) Who are you?
The world's most famous spy
Mata Harrock!
(Rocky) Prove it!
Prove it? How?
Well, let's see, uh.. Oh, yes, yes.
Can you dance the Charlestone?
[laughs] Can I dance the Charlestone?
[laughs]
♪ Ba-ba da-da ♪
When I dance the Charlestone
all of Paris watch.
Whoa! That's her, Rocky.
(Rocky) 'Look at her go!'
Uh-oh, and that's Von Rickenrock
who just came out of the farmhouse.
You will never escape, my lovely.
[speaking in foreign language]
My rescuers are here.
They will do you no good.
My men will get them.
[gunfire]
Enemy aircraft at 0300.
Check.
- Enemy aircraft at 0200. - Check.
[rattling]
Enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock high.
Looks like we got company. Let's invite 'em in.
- One thing, though, old buddy. - What's that?
Your scarf is in my eyes again.
- 'Oh, sorry.' - Okay, let's get 'em!
[gunfire]
If it's a darn fight they want, they'll get it.
Give me more power, Vander Rock.
[rattling]
[gunfire]
Enemy aircraft directly behind us, lieutenant.
And one directly in front of us. Hold on, Vander Rock.
This calls for some fancy flying.
crash
Why don't you watch where you are going, dumbhead?
It's your fault. You ran into me.
- I didn't! - You did!
- Didn't! - Did!
Didn't, didn't, didn't!
Did, did, did!
Nice flying, lieutenant.
Uh-oh. There goes a wing.
The old crate couldn't stand the strain.
Bail out..
But we don't have any parachutes.
This is war, kid. Fake it.
Geronimo!
thud
So much for your rescuers, ja?
[laughs]
Oh, those poor, brave boys
never had a chance.
Happy landings, fellows
wherever you are.
(Vander Rock) 'What do we do now, Rock?'
We try to get out of this tree, Vander Rock.
Yeah, but what then? We lost our plane!
I know, and someone's gonna pay for that
and his initials are Baron Von Rickenrock.
Boy, what a story!
This diary's better than the movie.
So what happened? Go on.
Yes, Fred. Why are you stopping?
- I'm hungry. - Oh, brother.
How can you think about your stomach
with Grandpa Flintstone hangin' in a tree?
Yes, don't leave us up there with him.
- Read some more, Fred. - Okay, okay.
Let's see here.
"The situation was desperate, but not hopeless.
"As we worked to free ourselves in the tree
"Vander Rock and I could hear Von Rickenrock
"planning to take Mata Harrock to another place
for interrogation."
- In you go, my dear. - Where are you taking me?
(Rickenrock) 'To the south where you will never be found.'
(Mata) 'Oh, woe is me.'
I am lost.
[laughing]
vroom
You're not lost, beautiful spy.
Rocky's Raiders will save you.
- Good idea, Rock, but how? - Well, let's take a look.
According to this map, a train heading south
is due in exactly five seconds
'four, three, two, one.'
[train honking]
You're a mean man with a map, Flintstone.
Jump!
[train chugging]
Soon you will be forced to tell us
what we want to know.
N-never.
- There they are. - Yeah.
But he's gettin' away from us.
We're pullin' too much weight!
So we'll just get rid of a few cars.
'Careful, Rocky. Easy.'
[squeaking]
Hey, I'm stuck!
Vander Rock!
Phew! That was close.
Thanks, lieutenant.
Rocky, look, they've turned off.
vroom
(Rocky) "Kaiser Stoneheim's 44th Air Base."
This is the big show, kid.
- Jump. - Oh, Rocky, do I have to?
Vander Rock, don't tell me your nerves are gone.
- No, my feet are sore. - 'Jump!'
So I told them, huh, today is Thursday
and on Thursday we have Apfelkuchen not Sauerbraten.
Ja.
Psst. Hey, you.
You want to see something strictly forbidden?
Uh, I mean, verboten in here?
Ja. What is verboten?
(Rocky) 'Us, we're verboten!'
thud
(Rocky) 'Hurry, Vander Rock, get that uniform on.'
(Vander Rock) 'Right.'
Now to find Mata Harrock.
Von Rickenrock said to talk
or into the water you go.
Never. Death before dishonor.
I will never tell. You cannot make me.
Never, never, never.
[creaking]
Achtung, hold it!
Raise the prisoner.
Yeah, my kapitan.
Untie her, lieutenant.
(Vander Rock) 'Yeah, mein kapitan.'
Captain Von Rickenrock
wishes to question her himself.
[chuckles] I see.
No, no, no!
That is a fate worse than death.
I will stay here.
splash
Jumpin' catfish! Get her outta there!
Right, Rocky, uh, lieutenant
uh, I-I mean, uh, mein kapitan.
'Come, woman. No more hysterics.'
No. Leave me alone. I won't go.
Don't be frightened. It's us.
Who are you?
Lieutenants Flintstone and Vander Rock
at your service, ma'am.
The American pilots!
The American pilots?
Come on, let's run for it!
Stop them! Sound the alarm!
[alarm blaring]
What is?
A prisoner is escaping. Sound the alarm.
Yeah, mein kapitan.
Sound the alarm, sound the..
[alarm blaring]
But the alarm is on.
Stop! Come back!
Faster, mein kapitan.
Von Rickenrock or ruko-rock is gaining on us.
[alarm blaring]
They must not escape!
Oh, my brave friends, we are done for.
Not yet, we're not. Look up ahead.
'That plane is just what we need.'
(Vander Rock) 'We won't have time to start it, Rocky.'
screech
Yeah, I know.
In quickly!
We'll play the old shell game.
Now you see us, now you don't.
[laughs]
vroom
We've got them, they are trapped.
[laughs]
screech
- Now what, lieutenant? - Simple.
They'll come in that door. We'll go out this door.
How'd you know the door was there, Rocky?
- Easy. I read it on my map. - Oh, excuse me.
[laughs]
[dramatic music]
You have come to the end of the line, my friends.
'You may as well give yourselves up.'
[chuckles]
They are gone.
Search the woods!
Faster, faster!
They're gonna send out the patrol.
[panting] You go on without me. I-I've had it.
I, I can't run another step.
screech
Hey, just what I've been looking for.
I found us some transportation. Look by that house.
'A couple of bicycles'
'and some clothes for a disguise.'
'Let's borrow them for a while.'
[instrumental music]
They're catching up with us.
Don't be frightened. I'll protect you.
If anyone can, you can, Rocky.
Here they come. Keep cool and sing.
- Huh? - Sing.
♪ Frere Jacques frere Jacques ♪
♪ Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? ♪
♪ Sonnez les matines sonnez les matines ♪
♪ Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? ♪♪
Achtung, have you seen
any American spying on this route?
No, but we saw a nifty herd
of Belgian broncos.
[laughs]
Yeah, but I am lookin' for..
It's them! Don't let them get away!
vroom
They will catch us. All is lost.
[gunfire]
Not yet, my beautiful spy.
According to this map
there should be a hay-wagon just over this next hill.
Oh, come on, Rocky, how can a map possibly tell you..
Ye-ow!
Like I said before, Flintstone
you're a mean man with a map.
[laughs]
Oh, it's easy once you learn to read between the lines.
Come on, Nelly, giddyup. Give it all you got.
Ya-hoo!
Oh, Rocky.
Fear not, beautiful spy.
The situation is desperate, not hopeless.
Hey, I like that.
Remind me to write that down sometime, Vander Rock.
Uh, before or after they lead us to the firing squad?
(Fred) "We were trapped and trapped good
"but I wasn't worried.
"By superior maneuvering
"we managed to pick off all the enemy except Von Rickenrock.
I knew he would never give up the chase."
Go on, Fred. For Pete's sake, don't stop there.
We know grandpa made it okay
but what about Von Rickenrock and Reggie?
- And Fefe? - And Mata?
- I can't tell you. - Why not?
Because that's all there is!
You see, the diary ends right there.
Oh, swell. What a place to leave off.
Gee, I never heard
such an unbelievable adventure story
in my whole life.
Unbelievable's the word, alright.
What do you mean by that?
Do you think it's all true?
Wilma Flintstone, are you doubting the veracity
of my grandfather?
Yes, Fred, I certainly am.
[laughs] I don't blame you.
Grandpa always did exaggerate a lot.
[chuckles] Why, the old rascal.
- I believed every word. - Yeah, me, too.
All except that part about the maps.
They lost me at the German airbase.
(Fred) Yeah. Ha-ha.
I caught on when they were in that French cafe
but I didn't wanna spoil it for the rest of you.
Listen to us.
[chuckles]
We are as bad as Grandpa Flintstone.
You know we believed every word.
And why not?
Rocky's Raiders was a real good story.
Did someone call?
(Wilma) 'Grandpa.'
screech
Welcome, Grandpa Flintstone.
Say, we were just talkin' about your diary.
Is that so?
We were wondering why you didn't finish it.
Weren't we, Betty? Heh-heh-heh.
That's right.
I haven't had time.
[helicopter droning]
Blast him, he found me again!
Come out and fight, Flintstone!
[grunts] That Von Rickenrock's the stubborn Kutz!
Been tracking me for 55 years.
[helicopter droning]
thud
Stay back! He's in a bad mood today!
You wanna play rough, huh?
Hey-hey! Take that, you old geezer!
- I don't believe it. - This can't be happening.
You will never escape!
Never!
Oh, playin' dirty, huh?
Vander Rock, where are my maps?
Right here, lieutenant. And I got more ammunition, too.
- Oh, i-it can't be. - But it is.
Lieutenant Reggie Vander Rock.
[plane whirring]
[laughs] You missed me!
Pass the ammunition, Vander Rock.
We'll give him a little anti-aircraft fire.
Enemy aircraft Baron 1-6-0. Fire!
boing
'Baron 2-1-5! Fire!'
[laughs]
Well, it just goes to prove anything is possible.
[laughs]
Fire!
[gunfire]
'Fire!'
[gunfire]
Fire!
[laughs]
[theme music]
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪
♪ They're the modern Stone-Age family ♪
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
thud
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪
Wilma-a-a-a!
[banging on door]