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[instrumental music]

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Hiya, Mrs. Flintstone, is Flintstone around?

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Oh, uh, h-hello, Joe.

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Um...uh-uh, Fred?

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Yeah, you know, your husband.

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[laughing]

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Say, what's, uh, going on in the garage?

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Oh, no. Flintstone in tights doing a ballet?

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[Joe laughing]

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Joe, Joe, wait.

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You wouldn't repeat this to anyone, would you?

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'Are you kidding?'

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This is the scoop of the century.

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[laughing]

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Oh, boy. And they call us woman gossipy.

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[sighs]

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[theme music]

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[siren wailing]

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Yabba-dabba-doo!

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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

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♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

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[instrumental music]

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(male narrator) Stonyside Country Club.

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Mecca of Bedrock's aristocracy.

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Here, the selected few gather to enjoy

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the opulence and luxury of the good life.

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Here, the cultured and more refined

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in other words, rich Bedrock people

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can enjoy a dip in the club's swimming pool.

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splash

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Or roll a few lines in their private bowling alley.

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whoosh

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[pins crashing]

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They even have an automatic pin-setter.

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Then there is the quiet luxury

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of a friendly game of billiards.

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In short, this is a club anyone would love to join.

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And at this moment, out here on the Stonyside golf course

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the powerful membership committee has met

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for a round of golf and to consider

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the application of a new member.

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"Fred Flintstone."

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Rather a crude common name don't you think, Sofia?

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Quite so, dear.

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We must be careful about

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whom we permit in Stonyside Club.

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It's our responsibility to retain

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a strictly upper crust nature of our membership.

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'Caddie!'

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thump thump thump

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We can't be too careful.

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We must preserve our noble strain.

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It's so nice to be rich and cultured

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and better than another people.

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How true.

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Fore!

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Did anyone see where my ball went?

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[babbling]

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We did and it didn't.

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Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk. I'm so sorry, dear.

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We must replace all dibids.

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I'll give it one more whack.

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Fore!

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boing

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Good heavens!

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clank

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Did you keep your eye on the ball that time?

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Yes, but try to keep your ball

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off my eye, won't you, dear.

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My, what a poor lie. Oh, well.

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It's the rule, sweetie. Play the ball where it lies.

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Fore!

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thwack

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Uh, Sofia?

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plop

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Perhaps we should forget golf for today.

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I think we should get on with investigating

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this Flintstone person immediately.

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Good idea.

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That should be much more fun and safer.

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(Betty) 'Dino, a pedigree? Oh, come on, Wilma. Hee-hee-hee!'

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(Wilma) 'That's right Betty, a pedigree.'

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The Dinosaur Club just mailed us his papers.

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Ever since he learned he was a descendant

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of a royal dinosaur family

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he's been a regular snob.

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[chuckles]

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'Just look at that uppity attitude.'

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bam

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[sniggering]

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I think that's the Flintstone place

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just ahead, Stevens.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Rather a small house, isn't it?

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That's one strike against him.

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Perhaps it's a summer cottage.

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It had better be.

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'The place might even be the servants' quarters.'

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I still can't believe it.

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Your pet, Dino, is actually

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the grandson of the duke of Snob Stone.

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Hear that?

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Her pet name for her husband is Dino

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and he's descended from royalty.

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(Wilma) Oh, I know, it's wonderful for him.

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But I suppose now he'll want a home in the country and a yacht.

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Oh, one lump of sugar or two, my dear?

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(Betty) 'Two please, you know how extravagant'

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'we blue-bloods are.'

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My, isn't this delicious?

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What? I can't hear.

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(Betty) A toast, Wilma.

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Here's to all the wealth, fame and fanfare

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that goes with royalty.

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(Wilma) 'I'm with you.'

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I just love that kind of talk.

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- So sophisticated. - Our kind of people.

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Come, we must sign up the Flintstones

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before some other club does.

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That's what I've been saying all along, darling.

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I don't know if I'd like being rich, Betty.

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But I'd sure like to try.

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[door bell rings]

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Come in, the door is open.

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Oh, Mrs. Flintstone, congratulations.

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We, the Stonyside Country Club membership committee

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are proud to snap you up.

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Uh-uh, th-that is a-accept your application

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into our exclusive country club.

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R-r-really?

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Here is your new membership card.

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Of course, we'll expect you at our annual ball this Saturday.

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Oh, why, oh-oh, of course.

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Fine, goodbye now and please give our best

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to your distinguished husband.

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[laughing]

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"Distinguished husband"?

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My Fred?

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I knew Fred had applied for this

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but I never though he'd be accepted.

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- I just don't get it. - I think I do.

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I bet they eavesdropped on our conversation

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'about Dino's royal background'

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'and they must have assumed we were discussing Fred.'

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thud

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'Oh, you think Fred will fit in'

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'with that high society crowd?'

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I don't know. Fred's a wonderful man.

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But, uh, he is a bit rough around the edges.

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Alright, let's get things moving up there.

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Let's go!

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What're all these guys doing on the freeway anyhow?

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- Same as you, Fred, griping. - Come on! Move it!

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[squawking]

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I'm gonna have to get me a big air-horn.

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You don't need one, your big blow-hard.

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[squawking]

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Boy, you're really a bear when you're late for dinner, Fred.

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- I am not a bear, bubble-head! - Then how come you're yelling?

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'Cause I always yell before I clobber somebody.

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Now, now, fellas, cool it. Relax.

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- Hey, it's old Gazoo. - Hi, hi, Gazoo.

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You still banished from your own planet?

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Oh, yes. I'm piling up new good deeds everyday.

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In fact, I'm going to help you right now.

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whoosh

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I'm going to get you out of all this traffic.

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Please, Gazoo, I'd rather do it myself.

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Oh, nonsense.

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[whirring]

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(Barney) Oh, no.

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Uh, you're a nice guy, Gazoo

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but this magic stuff always gets us in trouble.

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Not this time. Heh-ha. How's this?

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Hey-hey! This isn't bad.

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Thanks, Gazoo.

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Yeah, I guess we can't get into any trouble up here.

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(male #1) 'Alright, pull over to that cloud.'

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Let's see your pilot's license, buddy.

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- Uh-uh, p-p-p-pilot license? - I think I'd better get lost.

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poof

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"Flying without a license.

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Going one way on a one way airway."

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- Sign here, please. - Yes, sir.

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I should've known, that Gazoo with his darn magic.

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That guy is nothing but bad news.

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Thank you, sir. Now, fly carefully.

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Happy landings.

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whoosh

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Well, Gazoo did it again.

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Gazoo, come on out here.

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Gazoo?

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Ah, there you are.

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You got me in a jam again.

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Now, get us down, will you?

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And knock off all this hocus-pocus, okay?

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Okay, but it's hard to work when you're angry with me.

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First, we get rid of your propeller.

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Hey, wait.

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One of these days you're gonna get yours, Gazoo.

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crash

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[groaning]

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Now, I really did it.

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Uh, don't worry, fellas, I'll fix your car.

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No, wait, wait! Don't help us.

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No trouble at all.

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It'll be as good as new.

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thud

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H-hey, run, Fred, the car is after us.

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Oh, darn. Nothing is going right.

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Oh, oh, the car. Stop car!

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'Stop, I say!'

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screech

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That little space guy can stay

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but the magic has got to go.

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Oh, yeah. Hey, uh, do us one more favor, will you, Gazoo?

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Don't do us any favors.

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Gee, I'm sorry.

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Now, I've really got to make it up to them.

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Somehow.

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[gunfire on TV]

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(Wilma) 'Oh, Bamm-Bamm.'

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Could you kids watch TV in the other room, please?

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[babbling]

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Bamm, bamm, bamm, bamm, bamm!

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[babbling]

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Oh, it must be nice to have the strongest boy

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in the world around, Betty.

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It sure is.

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I better be getting home.

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Let me know how things are in high society.

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[giggling]

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I'll probably never find out, Betty.

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Bye.

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Hi, Wilma. What's for dinner?

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Oh, hi, Fred, congratulations.

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Huh? What for?

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On being accepted into the Stonyside Country Club.

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Bye.

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Me, in Stonyside?

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That's what she said. Hi, Fred.

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Golf.

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Bowling.

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Hello, Fred.

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Swimming pool.

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Yoo-hoo! Fred? Mr. Flintstone?

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Snooker.

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- Calling Fred. - Steam room.

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Come in, please.

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thud

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Hey, what's the big idea?

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Sorry, Fred, I just wanted your attention.

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Boy, some greeting that is.

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Hiya, Pebbly-boo.

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I'd like to talk to you, dear

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about joining the Stonyside Country Club.

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Well, isn't that crowd just a little out of our class?

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Don't be a snob, Wilma.

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[Pebbles giggling]

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They're just as good as we are.

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But are we ready for them, Fred?

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They're high society. We're just plain poor.

271
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Well, i-it'll be sort of awkward.

272
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Oh? Then how come they let us join?

273
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[babbling]

274
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
(Wilma) 'That's our problem.'

275
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
'It's all a mistake.'

276
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Their membership committee heard me talking

277
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about Dino's royal lineage.

278
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They thought I was talking about you.

279
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They think we're royalty, Fred.

280
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'It's all over town.'

281
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'And we're expected at their annual ball, Saturday.'

282
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,000
[sobbing] Oh, Fred, it will be so embarrassing.

283
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I didn't have a chance to explain it.

284
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We'll be the laughing stock of Bedrock.

285
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000
Now, now, Wilma, hang on.

286
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000
We'll come up with a solution.

287
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I-I'll think of something.

288
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000
I know you will, dear. Thanks.

289
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Boy, women are sure sensitive about these things.

290
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,000
I gotta do something. Maybe Barney has some ideas.

291
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000
[instrumental music]

292
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000
Sure, Fred, that's easy. Pack up and leave for Australia.

293
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000
[laughing]

294
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:23,000
How would you like to go there on one big bounce?

295
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Now, think seriously, will you?

296
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000
We gotta figure a way out of this thing.

297
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
Oh, no, not you.

298
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
Gazoo, get lost!

299
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000
We already got troubles. Thanks, goodbye.

300
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000
But I can help.

301
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000
I know your problem, and I've got a solution.

302
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000
You're gonna turn Fred into a high class gentleman, right?

303
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000
Exactly. A debonair gentleman.

304
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
Oh, no, you're not.

305
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000
I'm gonna deflect your magic with this mirror.

306
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
[zapping]

307
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Uh-oh. Wrong one.

308
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Please, Fred I can help you. I owe it to you. You need me.

309
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Nothing doing. You'll kill us with your good intentions.

310
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000
Now, change Barney back before his wife sees him

311
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000
and has an inferiority trauma or somethin'.

312
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000
The shale and hale fall daily in the pail.

313
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,000
Okay, I'll change Barney back to his own dum-dum self.

314
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Uh, what do we now, Fred?

315
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
I don't know, but we gotta work it out

316
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
without that black magic stuff.

317
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Uh, how about you going to a charm school, Fred? Hee-hee!

318
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Ha-ha. How would you like to go to the hospital?

319
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
Wait. I think he's got it, I think he's got it.

320
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Got what? A hole in his skull?

321
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000
No, charm school.

322
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:45,000
- Only I'll be your teacher. - Oh, no, you don't, no magic.

323
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000
Right. I won't need magic, just work.

324
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
[laughing]

325
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Why, I have centuries of culture behind me.

326
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000
I'll make a new man of you without any gimmicks.

327
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
- Is it a deal? - Well, okay.

328
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000
- But remember, no magic. - I promise.

329
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000
Whee!

330
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000
At last, I can do one great, good deed.

331
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
[whirring]

332
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000
- Hi, Wilma. - Oh, hello, Betty.

333
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000
You're going to the posh Stonyside ball Saturday night?

334
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
I don't know.

335
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Fred is taking a crash program

336
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
in culture out in the garage.

337
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
He says it's sort of a home study course.

338
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:33,000
He thinks we might go unnoticed if he can shape up in time.

339
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Now, let's get rid of this dust.

340
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie!

341
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Hee-hee-hee

342
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000
hee-choo!

343
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Ooh, that's a relief.

344
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000
[sniffling]

345
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
(Gazoo) 'Alright, Flintstone, first we learn'

346
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
'the proper way to walk.'

347
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,000
This book on your head will help give you poise.

348
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Oh, uh, Fred don't need that, Gazoo.

349
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000
He's been walking since he was ten years old.

350
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
[laughing]

351
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Ha-ha-ha! Very funny.

352
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
bam

353
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Maybe now, you'll keep a level head.

354
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Come, come now, Fred, back to work.

355
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Head high, walk straight.

356
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
'Remember, keep the book balanced.'

357
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
'That's the key to grace, poise'

358
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
'and the walk of a gentleman of culture'

359
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
'and social distinction.'

360
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Oh, yeah, Fred.

361
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
And without culture you'll be a man

362
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
of social extinction.

363
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
[laughing]

364
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Ooh! Almost lost the book.

365
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
There, I got it again.

366
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000
thud

367
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000
This culture is killing me.

368
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000
Uh, you can start the music, Mr. Rubble.

369
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
[instrumental music]

370
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
There is only one sure way

371
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
to bring form and grace into your manner. The ballet.

372
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000
You are out of your rock pickin' head.

373
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Now, just relax..

374
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
...and go though the various steps with me

375
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
keeping time with the music.

376
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Oh, brother.

377
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I just hope Wilma appreciates what I'm going through for her.

378
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
(Gazoo) 'And one, two, three.'

379
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000
One, two, three. There, you've got the idea.

380
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000
See, it's not difficult.

381
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
[laughing] Hey!

382
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
You know, this stuff isn't bad at all.

383
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
[music continues]

384
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
[scatting]

385
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Gee, Fred sure sounds happy.

386
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000
[scatting]

387
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Well, look at that. I wasn't aware Fred was fond of ballet.

388
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Huh!

389
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I just don't believe it!

390
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
[scatting]

391
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000
I knew, Fred was boning up on culture, but wow!

392
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Oh, Wilma.

393
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
[snipping]

394
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,000
Wilma, hurry. Care to see a once in a lifetime special?

395
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Oh, I'm not the nosey type, Betty.

396
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000
But as a favor to you, okay.

397
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Caw! It's getting so I gotta do everything myself.

398
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
[snipping]

399
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,000
It looks to me like Barney is schooling Fred on ballet.

400
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Fred? Ballet?

401
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
(Wilma) Oh, isn't that sweet?

402
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
And he's doing it all for me.

403
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
He's pretty good at it too.

404
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Hiya, Mrs. Flintstone? Is Flintstone around?

405
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Oh, uh, h-hello, Joe. Um, ah, F-Fred?

406
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Yeah. You know, your husband.

407
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Say, what's, uh, going on in the garage?

408
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
[music continues]

409
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Oh, no. Flintstone in tights doing a ballet?

410
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
[Joe laughing]

411
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Joe, Joe, wait.

412
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
You wouldn't repeat this to anyone, would you?

413
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Are you kidding?

414
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
This is the scoop of the century.

415
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
[laughing]

416
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Oh, boy. And they call us women gossipy.

417
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
[sighs]

418
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000
- Did you hear about Flintstone? - Yeah, fantastic.

419
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
I gotta see this in person.

420
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000
A member of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes is doing that?

421
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
'Incredible.'

422
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Yeah, I knew he was odd, but jeez!

423
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
He must've flipped all at once.

424
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000
- Yeah, overworked. - Is he still toe dancing?

425
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Yeah, boy, is he ever.

426
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
[laughing]

427
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
[scatting]

428
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000
The pale of shale

429
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000
is mainly from falling hail.

430
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Very good, Fred.

431
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Well, I guess you're as ready

432
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
as you'll ever be.

433
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
From now on, you're on you're own.

434
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
I'll check with you later.

435
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Yeah, so long

436
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
and thanks a bunch.

437
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
It's sure funny no one can see Gazoo but us.

438
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
I don't care if people can't see him.

439
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
I don't want anyone to see me in this outfit.

440
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Ooh!

441
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
[all laughing]

442
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
[indistinct chatter]

443
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Oh, poor Fred. He's feeling mighty low.

444
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh, this is terrible.

445
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Fred's been humiliated before all of his friends

446
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
and it's my fault.

447
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
I made him do all this.

448
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
I should never have tried to change him.

449
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
I'm going to apologize, and do what I can do

450
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
to patch things up.

451
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Oh, Fred, Fred.

452
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,000
(Fred) 'No one here but us bushes, go away.'

453
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,000
I, I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I've been selfish

454
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
and if you'll forgive me, well..

455
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
...we'll just forget that Stonyside ball

456
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
and let people think what they like.

457
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Ha-ha, Wilma, you're terrific. And you know what?

458
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
We're going to that ball but as ourselves.

459
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
And we'll show those highbrows

460
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
how to really enjoy themselves, huh?

461
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yabba-dabba-doo!

462
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
[laughing]

463
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000
My, isn't this an exciting event?

464
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
How nice of you to come.

465
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Our annual ball is off to a grand start.

466
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,000
[yawning] This is more boring than last year.

467
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
We'll sneak out later.

468
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
(Fred) 'Hiya, folks!'

469
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Hold the cactus juice and clear the dance floor.

470
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
The Flintstones are here!

471
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Come on, Wilma, let's kick this party into high gear.

472
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Oh, Fred.

473
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
[laughing]

474
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Good heavens. What an appalling entrance.

475
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Hey, let's step it up, you guys. We wanna dance.

476
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
- You know any rock music? - Are you kidding, babe?

477
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,000
We've been dying to try. This is it, group, let's rock out.

478
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000
[rock music]

479
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I'll say that looks like fun.

480
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Beats the heck out of the waltz.

481
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Come on, everybody. Let's do the duck walk.

482
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
[music continues]

483
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000
♪ Waddle waddle waddle like a duck walks ♪

484
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
♪ Quack quack quack quack ♪

485
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
♪ Waddle waddle quack ♪

486
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000
♪ Lean right over and flap your wings ♪

487
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
♪ Quack quack quack quack ♪

488
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
♪ Waddle waddle quack ♪

489
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
♪ Follow right along like a mother duck's chicks ♪

490
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
♪ Quack quack quack quack ♪

491
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
♪ Waddle waddle quack ♪

492
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,000
♪ It's a sure way to get your kicks ♪

493
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000
♪ Quack quack quack quack ♪

494
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Good heavens. What's happening to our party?

495
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Something that hasn't happened in years.

496
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
People are enjoying themselves.

497
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,000
♪ Follow right along like a mother duck's chicks ♪

498
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,000
I shudder to think how this will look in tomorrow's society page.

499
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Ooh, but it is fun.

500
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000
♪ Quack waddle quack quack ♪

501
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Well, Wilma we made a lot of new friends tonight

502
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
and I think we learned a lesson.

503
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000
If you can't be yourself then you're nobody.

504
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Oh, Fred, you're the greatest.

505
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Hey, hey, how about inviting everyone over for coffee?

506
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Oh, wonderful. I'll go invite them.

507
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I'll get the car.

508
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Boy, what a wonderful evening this has been.

509
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
screech

510
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000
- Gazoo! - Hello, Fred.

511
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
I'm sorry about that ballet outfit.

512
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I-I heard about you being laughed at by all your friends.

513
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Oh, heh-heh, forget it. Put it there.

514
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000
- Um, you mean you're not angry? - Heck no.

515
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
You did me a big favor.

516
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
I made a lot of new friends tonight

517
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
and I gave my old ones a good laugh.

518
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Thanks to you. Heh-heh.

519
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Yahoo!

520
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Yabba-dabba-doo, hoo-hoo!

521
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000
At last, I did something worthwhile.

522
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Bye, Fred.

523
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
- So long, Gazoo. - 'Let's go, everyone.'

524
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
We're all invited over to the Flintstones

525
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
for coffee and cake.

526
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Hurray for the Flintstones.

527
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
The swingingest couple of all.

528
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
[all cheering]

529
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Well, Wilma, what do you have to say about tonight?

530
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Yabba-dabba-doo.

531
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Quack, quack.

532
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
[both quacking]

533
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[both laughing]

534
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[theme song]

535
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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

536
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♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

537
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

538
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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

539
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

540
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♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

541
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

542
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

543
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♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

544
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

545
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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

546
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Wilma!