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bam bam bam

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[indistinct chatter on TV]

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(man on TV) 'It's a right to the jaw by Stoney Curtis.'

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'Rocky Neanderthal counters with a stiff uppercut to the jaw.'

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'Fighters are slugging it out in the center of the ring'

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'and the crowd is going wild!'

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Come on, Rocky boy, give me a little one, two!

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[bell dings on TV]

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Boy, what a round, huh, Fred?

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What a great idea puttin' in the extra TV sets.

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Yeah. He he. Now, we can all watch the program

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we want at the same time.

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(Fred) 'We're watchin' the fights, kids are watchin' the cartoon'

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and Wilma and Betty are watchin' their favorite program.

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- Everybody's happy! - Yeah.

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No arguments, no fuss, no twistin' the dial.

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No.. eh, eh, eh, ooh, I'm going to sneeze

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That darn allergy of mine!

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Uh, uh, uh..

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Ah-choo!

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[glass breaking]

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Gee, Fred, look. You sneezed a hole right through the TV tube.

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Now we're gonna miss the rest of the fight.

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Oh, no, we're not. We'll watch it on Wilma's set.

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[theme song]

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[siren blaring]

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♪ Yabba dabba doo ♪

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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

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♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

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♪ A dabba doo time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

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[chatter on TV]

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(Fred) 'Oh, darling. I, uh--'

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No, Fred. You cannot watch the fight on my set.

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What do you mean, your set? I paid for it.

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Sorry, this set is in use.

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Well, of all the nerve, I..

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Eh, eh..

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Ah-choo!

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- Oh, sorry, girls. - Really, Fred?

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(man on TV) 'Are you feeling a little taste..'

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Uhh, you simply got to do something

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about your allergy.

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That sneeze of yours is a lethal weapon.

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[man sneezing on TV]

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- Huh? - Ah-choo, ah-choo, ah-choo!

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Suffering from an allergy?

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Can't stop sneezing?

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Then it's time to take a Scram.

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When you feel a sneeze coming on, just take a Scram

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and watch the surprising result.

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[rumbling]

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Oh, I go for a man who doesn't sneeze.

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Scram, we wanna be alone.

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Scram, works every time.

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Hey, nice commercial, huh, Fred?

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Almost makes me wish I had an allergy.

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Come on, Barney. Let's go.

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Where are you going at this hour? It's late.

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Where do you think I'm going?

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Down to the drugstore to get some "Scram."

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Hey, wait a minute, Fred. What's the hurry?

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You can pick some up in the morning.

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[mumbling]

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Uh, uh, eh..

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Ah-choo!

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thud

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Okay, Fred. Let's go. I can take a hint.

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[phone ringing]

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[cawing]

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Bedrock Pharmacy, Bedrock Pharmacy.

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We give stamps. We give stamps.

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'This is a recording.'

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That's fine, Polly.

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Let me have the phone now, I'll take care of it.

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Bedrock Pharmacy. Goose Pimple speaking.

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Oh, it's you, Mrs. Boulderdane.

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Yes, your prescription is ready.

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Come right in, yes. Ta-ta!

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Now, Polly, let's see if my little pills are done.

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Crazy pills, crazy pills.

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Goose Pimple's crazy pills.

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Quiet, you barmy bird!

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I'll make a fortune out of them.

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(Goose) 'Goose Pimple's Pepstone pills.'

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Guaranteed to cure everything.

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Also can be used as a detergent for your laundry.

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Or to remove stains from your rug.

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You know, Polly.

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I should try one first

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before putting them on sale.

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gulp

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Not bad, not bad.

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I'm beginning to feel like a new man already.

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[rumbling]

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[chattering]

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It's me, Mr. Goose Pimple.

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I've come for my prescription.

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Oh, Mr. Goose Pimple. Where are you?

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[chattering]

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Oh, there you are, Mr. Goose Pimple.

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I..

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[screaming]

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Help!

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Help!

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[chattering]

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Well, here we are, Barn..

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Ah, ah, ah

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Ah-choo!

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thud

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You know, Fred, if you could harness

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the power in that sneeze

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we could forget about payin' electric bills.

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[chuckles]

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N-n-never mind the wise cracks.

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I need some of that Scram.

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Yo, Mr. Goose Pimple?

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Mr. Goose Pimple?

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I wonder where he is.

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Goose Pimple is out. Goose Pimple is out.

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This is a recording.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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Now, what do I do about my allergy?

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Oh, look there, Fred.

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'Enough Scram to supply an army.'

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'Well, of course, it will have to be an army of sneezers.'

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[chuckles]

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You wouldn't think it was so funny if you had..

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Eh, eh, eh..

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Ey, ey..

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Ah-choo!

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[clattering]

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Uh-oh, looks like you just bought yourself

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a life's supply of Scram.

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There's one bottle left.

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I'll take it now. I'll pay Mr. Goose Pimple later.

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Let's get outta here, Barney.

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[clears throat] I feel better already.

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screech

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[chattering]

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[rumbling]

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Oh, my. I feel so strange.

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What am I doing out here?

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The last thing I remember is taking one

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of my Pepstone pills.

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I wonder if that has anything to do with it.

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Mm, I better have another look at those pills.

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Hey, this night air has made me hungry, Barney.

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How about stoppin' off at the Pizza Rock Palace

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for a little snack?

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Yeah, okay.

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I could go for a pizza-pizza myself.

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[both laugh]

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Now, let me get this straight.

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That's two bowls of minestrone

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two king-size pizza rocks

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two side orders of a pterodactyl cacciatore, and for dessert

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'two extra large portions of macaroni spumoni.'

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And that's it for me, waiter.

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What are you gonna have, Barney?

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You got me, Fred.

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After that order, they'll probably

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have to send out for somethin'.

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[chuckles] "Send out?" Ha-ha!

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- That's a good one. Ha-ha-ha. - Hey, Fred.

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- I just thought of somethin'. - What?

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Betty and Wilma don't know we're stoppin' off.

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Oh, that's right. They'll be worried.

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Hey, why don't you phone 'em, let 'em know where we are?

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Yeah, good idea.

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Yeah, you tell..

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- Uh-uh, uh-uh - Uh-oh.

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Ah-choo!

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thud

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You don't have to get pushy, Fred.

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I told you I'd phone.

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Well, that settles it.

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Either that allergy goes, or I do.

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I'm going to take one of these Scram pills right now.

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It's where medical science goes to work.

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[rumbling]

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[chattering]

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Here you are, mister.

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I bring the other bowl of soup

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in a couple of minutes.

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[chattering]

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Ah, ah, ah, h-h-he-he-he..

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Help!

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[chattering]

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[whooping]

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I spoke to Betty, Fred.

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Uh, she and Wilma want us

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to bring them home a pizza.

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[chattering]

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Uh, what did you say, Fred? You're mumbling again.

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[chuckling]

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Okay, okay. What's the joke? I bite.

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[laughing]

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Very funny, Fred.  Very  funny.

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For a minute, I thought you was an ape.

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[laughing]

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'Hey, that's a very good mask, Fred.'

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Hey, where'd you get it, huh?

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snap

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[growling]

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bam

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[chattering]

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W-w-wait, wait, wait a minute.

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I-I've seen this bit before on TV

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the horror show, yeah, it's no stunt.

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I don't know what happened but Fred has really

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turned into an ape.

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Ooh, tough luck, Fred. But I'm gettin' outta here.

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[chattering]

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Help! Help! Somebody help!

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'My pal has gone ape!'

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Help! Help! Call the zoo!

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Get the nets!

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boing

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I'll net you, mister!

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What's all the hollerin' about?

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Oh, i-it's my friend, Fred.

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H-he's turned simian.

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I don't care what his political views are.

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Stop disturbin' the peace.

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[chattering]

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Ah, ah, w-w-who's that?

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Well, that used to be Fred Flintstone.

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Let me outta here!

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Me too!

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[chattering]

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Poor Wilma. How will I ever break the news to her?

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[chattering]

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Oh, well. Maybe she won't notice the difference.

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[laughing]

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I asked Barney to bring home a pizza.

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They should be here any minute.

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[Dino growling]

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Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.

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[panting]

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[both laughing]

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Yes, Dino. They'll bring some for you too.

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screech

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Oh, boy. Have I got somethin' to tell you, Wilma.

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I know. Fred dropped the pizza.

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Oh, it's worse than that. Uh, hey, maybe you better sit down.

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- She is sitting down. - Uh-oh.

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W-well maybe you could take it better standin' up.

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Take what, Barney?

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Has anything happened to Fred?

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Well, ah, ah, yes, uh, you might say that. Yes.

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What's happened to him, Barney? Tell me!

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Well, to put it bluntly, Wilma

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your husband has reversed the process of evolution.

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He's what?

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Wilma, how would you feel about having

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another pet around the house?

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Will you stop this silly chattering, Barney?

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It's Fred who's doin' the chattering.

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He's turned into an eek-eek-eek-eek.

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What's an "Eek-eek?"

268
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,000
If this is another one of your gags, Barney, we don't get it.

269
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000
Oh, well, let me put it this way.

270
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000
Fred has turned into an ape.

271
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000
- What? - What?

272
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000
Oh, I don't believe it.

273
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000
I know Fred has bad manners

274
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000
but he's not an ape.

275
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000
[chattering]

276
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000
- What's that? - That's Fred.

277
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000
Now, don't say I didn't warn you.

278
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000
[chattering]

279
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000
Huh?

280
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000
[rumbling]

281
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000
Boy, do I feel funny.

282
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000
Must've been somethin' in my minestrone soup.

283
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000
And where did Barney go?

284
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000
Boy, some friend.

285
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000
Hi, Wilma. I'm back.

286
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
- Fred! - Fred!

287
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000
It's you! H-hey, what happened?

288
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000
You're not an ape anymore.

289
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000
Ape? What're you talkin' about?

290
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000
And why the heck did you run off and leave me, Barney?

291
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000
Imagine telling us that Fred was an ape

292
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000
and upsetting Wilma like that.

293
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000
He said what?

294
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000
Barney, are tryin' to make a monkey out of me?

295
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000
I'll take care of it, Fred.

296
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000
Just wait till I get you home.

297
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Honest, Betty, he hit me

298
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000
and jumped up and down on a chair

299
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000
and he kept yelling "Eek-eek-eek-eek."

300
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000
What is he talkin' about?

301
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000
What is this "Eek-eek" stuff?

302
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000
Ah, he'll get over it, I'm sure.

303
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000
By the way, you know what tomorrow is?

304
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
[chuckling] Sure. Sunday.

305
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
And I've already made out my schedule.

306
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000
First, I get up late, and I eat

307
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
and I go back to bed, and then I--

308
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Wrong schedule, Fred.

309
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000
Tomorrow is the day you promised to take Pebbles to the zoo.

310
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
The zoo? Uh..

311
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,000
B-but, uh-uh, maybe the animals aren't feelin' well.

312
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,000
Eh, I hear there's a zoo virus goin' the rounds.

313
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,000
We'll wear face masks.

314
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
Goodnight, Fred. I'm going to bed.

315
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Eek-eek, eek-eek.. He-he.

316
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
[chuckles]

317
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000
Eek-eek. Heh, that's cute.

318
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,000
Well, I think I'll read a little bit before I hit the sack.

319
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
I am feelin'.. Eh, eh..

320
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Eh, eh, eh..

321
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000
'Ah-choo!'

322
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
thud

323
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Sorry, Dino.

324
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000
Guess it's time for another Scram pill.

325
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
Eh, boy. I feel better already.

326
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000
Sorta makes me feel like a new man.

327
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000
[rumbling]

328
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000
[chattering]

329
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
Can't I apologize in the morning?

330
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,000
- I-it's kinda late, Betty. - I don't care.

331
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000
You march right back there and apologize to Fred.

332
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
But honest, Betty, Fred was an ape.

333
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
Uh, with a furry face and everything.

334
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000
(Betty) 'Barney, you were imagining it.'

335
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
Well, yeah, you're right.

336
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
Must've been a hallucination

337
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000
whatever that is.

338
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000
I'll go over and apologize right now.

339
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
That's the spirit.

340
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Maybe, I ought to see a doctor or somethin'.

341
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Thinkin' my best pal has gone ape.

342
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Oh, I'm, uh, glad you're still up, Fred, uh..

343
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000
'About this monkey business'

344
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
'I hope you didn't take me seriously.'

345
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
[chattering]

346
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:13,000
Uh, yeah. Well, as I was sayin', you're no more an ape than I am.

347
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
[chattering]

348
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
boing

349
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000
That does it!

350
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
slam

351
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Help! Help!

352
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Barney, what's wrong?

353
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
screech

354
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
[panting] You know that hallucination of mine?

355
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
Ooh, well, it ain't.

356
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Fred is standing in the doorway

357
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000
eating a banana.

358
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
A-and he's a genuine

359
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000
one hundred percent ape.

360
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
That does it, Barney. You and your jokes.

361
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Don't talk to me.

362
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
That's what I always liked about Betty.

363
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
She's got complete faith in me.

364
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
Zoo, zoo. Zoo!

365
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
That's right, Pebbley-poo.

366
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000
We're at the zoo.

367
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Daddy always keeps his wordy.

368
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000
Especially when mommy makes him.

369
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000
Gee, Betty, I'm so pleased that you and Barney

370
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000
'decided to spend the day with us.'

371
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Me too.

372
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
I thought you said Fred was an ape.

373
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Well, that was last night. He must've slept it off.

374
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Well, what'll it be, folks?

375
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Dinosaurs, wooly mammoths, apes--

376
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000
I saw one of them last night.

377
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
- No, thanks. - Barney.

378
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Uh, let's watch the pterodactyls, eh?

379
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
They're fun, huh?

380
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
That's okay with me, Barney.

381
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000
The pterodactyls it is.

382
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000
[sobbing]

383
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Oh, what is it, honey?

384
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,000
I think she wants to see the apes, Fred.

385
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000
[mumbling]

386
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Ah, later, honey, later.

387
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Right now, daddy's gonna take you

388
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
to see the big, funny bird.

389
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
[Pebbles crying]

390
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000
Alright, alright!

391
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
Alright, alright!

392
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
We'll go see the apes.

393
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Uh, Wilma, why don't you and Barney and Betty

394
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,000
go see the pterodactyls, and we'll meet you there later?

395
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Okay, Fred. Bye-bye, Pebbles.

396
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Now remember, Pebbles, this is the last time

397
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
you're getting your own way.

398
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000
At least, for this afternoon. He-he-he.

399
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Here we are, sugar.

400
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Now, this one is called Annie.

401
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
Hi, Annie. You read any good books lately?

402
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
[growling]

403
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Ooh, boy. What a temper.

404
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
I wouldn't wanna be her boyfriend.

405
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000
No wonder she's still single. He-he.

406
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Uh, uh-uh, uh..

407
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
I, I feel a sneeze comin' up.

408
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Ah, eh..

409
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Ah-choo!

410
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
[groaning] I'd better take a Scram.

411
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
[rumbling]

412
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
[chattering]

413
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
[mumbling]

414
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
[laughing]

415
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
[mumbling]

416
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
[chattering]

417
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
And I gave her a good piece of my mind.

418
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
I said, "Helen, if you can't manage your household

419
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000
any better than this, I'll stop coming over for supper."

420
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Oh, that was putting her in her place, Minerva.

421
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
She's such a busy-body, anyhow.

422
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
[Fred chattering]

423
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Oh, isn't that cute?

424
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000
That ape is pushing that baby carriage.

425
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Yes, isn't that darling?

426
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
- Ape! - Ape!

427
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Oh, help! Help! Loose Ape!

428
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
- Somebody call the keeper! - Help! Help!

429
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Quiet down, ladies, quiet down.

430
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
This is a respectable zoo. What's all the racket about?

431
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Oh, my!

432
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
[indistinct yelling]

433
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
[chattering]

434
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
[laughing]

435
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Holy mackerel, an ape!

436
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Hey, you! Stop in the name of the law!

437
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
[chattering]

438
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Come back here with that kid, you big ape!

439
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
screech

440
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
screech

441
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
There's the kid's carriage, but where's the kid?

442
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
What the..

443
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
[chattering]

444
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Alright, wise guy. Give me that hat.

445
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Give me that hat!

446
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
thud

447
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
snap

448
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Come on, fella, be reasonable. Let me have that kid!

449
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
I-I'll give you some bananas.

450
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
[chattering]

451
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,000
I'll eek-eek you when I get my hands on you, wise guy.

452
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Hey! Cut that out!

453
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Let me off! Let me off!

454
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
screech

455
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Which way did they go, Annie?

456
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
[chattering]

457
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Thanks.

458
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Boy, if there's one thing I can't stand

459
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
that's a wise guy ape.

460
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
screech

461
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Well, here's the baby, thank goodness.

462
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Uh, which way did the ape go, kid?

463
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Daddy. Da-da.

464
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
[chuckling]

465
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Oh-oh, never mind. I-I'll find him.

466
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
You stay here till I come back.

467
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
[chattering]

468
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
screech

469
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Gee! What an ugly statue!

470
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
'I've never noticed it before.'

471
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
[rumbling]

472
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
splash

473
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
That's no statue! That's the ape!

474
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000
'Alright, you! Stay where you are!'

475
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Halt! Halt!

476
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Or I'll use my tranquilizer gun.

477
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
[chattering]

478
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Okay, you're askin' for it, ape!

479
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
[groaning]

480
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
[chattering]

481
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
[snoring]

482
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
That takes care of him.

483
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Hey. That's not one of our apes.

484
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Must've escaped from another zoo.

485
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Well, I'll just throw him in with Annie

486
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000
'while we run a check on him.'

487
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
[snoring continues]

488
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
How about that?

489
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Annie seems to like the new ape.

490
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
'Well, if nobody claims him, we'll just keep him.'

491
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
Anyway, he'll be safe in there.

492
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
[chattering]

493
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
[snoring]

494
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
[rumbling]

495
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Gee, Wilma..

496
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
...the longer we're married

497
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
the more I appreciate you.

498
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
You're a wonderful wife, Wilma.

499
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
[chattering]

500
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Huh? Ah!

501
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
You're not Wilma!

502
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Y-y-you're Annie!

503
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Help! Let me outta here!

504
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
[chattering]

505
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Help! Help!

506
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Let me outta here!

507
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Somebody do something! Let me outta this cage!

508
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Help! Help!

509
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
I don't understand it.

510
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Fred said he'd meet us here an hour ago.

511
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Ooh, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about, Wilma.

512
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Well, yeah, I mean, what's the worst

513
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000
that could've happened? So he got bit by a saber tooth tiger.

514
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Will you be quiet?

515
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Oh, I'm sorry.

516
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
(Pebbles) 'Mama! Mama!'

517
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Pebbles! What're you doing all alone?

518
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
'Where's daddy?'

519
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
[mumbling]

520
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
(Fred) Help! Help!

521
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Well, don't just stand there! Somebody call the zoo-keeper.

522
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000
What a act! They should be on television.

523
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000
It's Fred! What's he doing in there?

524
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
[laughing]

525
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Always the funny man.

526
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Hey, Fred! What are you doin' in there?

527
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
What do you think I'm doing? Surfing?

528
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Get me outta here!

529
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Oh, dear! What will we do?

530
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
That ape is gonna hurt Fred.

531
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Bam-bam. Bam-bam.

532
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
screech

533
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Bam-bam.

534
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
(Fred) Thanks, Bam-Bam.

535
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Bam-bam, bam-bam-bam.

536
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Atta boy, Bam-bam. Ooh, such strength.

537
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Well, like father, like son.

538
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Fred, are you alright?

539
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Yeah, thanks to Bam-Bam.

540
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
But please, Wilma, from now on

541
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
if Pebbles wants to go to the zoo,  you  take her.

542
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Anything you say, dear.

543
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000
How did you get in that cage in the first place?

544
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Well, yeah. Somethin' like that can cause a lotta talk.

545
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Uh, what's your story?

546
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Beats me.

547
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
All I can remember is wakin' up

548
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
and thinkin' that ape was Wilma.

549
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Oh, is that so?

550
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
You want me to put you back with Annie?

551
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
[chuckles] No, honey.

552
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Honestly, you're my first choice anytime.

553
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Oh, Fred. You big ape.

554
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
[both laugh]

555
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Mm.

556
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Well, looks like I got you, Barney.

557
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000
- Your move. - Oh, my move, huh?

558
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Well, let me see, uh..

559
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
There must be some way out of..

560
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Ah, ah..

561
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Ah-choo!

562
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Well, there goes the checkers.

563
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
- I guess we can call it a draw. - Draw?

564
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000
I ought to clobber you sneezin' my men off the board!

565
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Well, I'm sorry, Fred.

566
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
I guess, I caught your, uh, uh..

567
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Ah-choo!

568
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Your allergy. Okay.

569
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Oh, I-I better go home.

570
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Oh, gee, Barn, I don't want you to spend the night

571
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
sneezin' on account of me.

572
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Here. Here, take the last of my Scram pills.

573
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Oh, oh. Thanks, Fred.

574
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
You'll feel like a new man in a few minutes.

575
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Yeah, I-I'll just go home and get some sleep.

576
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
- Goodnight, Fred. - 'Night, Barn.'

577
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Fred's right. I feel different already.

578
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
[rumbling]

579
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
[chattering]

580
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Ah? Ah, ah, ah!

581
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Hey, Wilma!

582
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
What is it, Fred? You'll wake up Pebbles.

583
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
It's Barney! He turned into an ape!

584
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Oh, no! Not again!

585
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
[chattering]

586
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
[theme song]

587
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

588
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000
♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

589
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

590
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,000
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

591
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

592
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

593
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

594
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

595
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
♪ A dabba doo time ♪

596
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

597
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

598
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Wilma!

599
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
[instrumental music]