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Leave Barney alone! What's come over you?

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Oh, I'm sorry, Wilma.

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I guess it's just a case of opening night jitters.

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But, Fred, you've nothing to be frightened about.

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'All you need is self-confidence.'

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Yeah, Wilma's right, Fred.

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I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

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- You'll be a flop. - A flop?

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That's what I'm afraid of!

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Call the whole thing off. I'm not goin' on tonight.

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What you need is something to keep your mind off tonight.

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I'll turn on the radio.

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- That'll relax you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Y-yeah, the radio. I-it'll calm my nerves.

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(Rocky on radio) 'This is Rocky Weed. And now for the news.'

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'Top stories from all over the world.'

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'Bedrock, the eyes of the nation will be on this city tonight'

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'as an unknown named Fred Flintstone'

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'introduces his new dance, "The Frantic."'

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[Rocky laughing] 'Fred Flintstone, what a name.'

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Oh, no, please!

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Change the station.

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(man on radio) 'And I'd like to dedicate this next record to Fred Flintstone'

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'who'll be opening at the Bedrock-A-Go-Go tonight.

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'Good luck, Fred. You're gonna need it.'

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No, please. W.. I-I don't wanna do it.

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D-d-don't make me do it!

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[sobbing]

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[Pebbles babbling]

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Don't worry about your daddy, Pebbles.

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He's just havin' a simple nervous breakdown.

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[sobbing continues]

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thud

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[theme song]

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[siren blaring]

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Yabba-dabba-doo!

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♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

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♪ They're the modern Stone-Age family ♪

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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time a dabba doo time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

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(man on TV) 'Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.'

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'You are tuned to ABC.'

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'The Abba-Dabba Broadcasting Company.'

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- Here it comes, Wilma. - Our favorite show.

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Oh-ho! I can hardly wait.

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(man on TV) 'And it's "Shinrock!"'

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[cheering]

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[cheering]

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[babbling]

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And here he is, your "Shinrock" host

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Jimmy O'Neill Stone.

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[audience cheering]

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Howdy-ha, Shinrockers and all you big-oh daddies.

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Boy, howdy, we've got a big line up

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of top teen recording stars for you.

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And all your favorites are here.

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Including Oscar and the Orangutans.

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[audience cheering]

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thud

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And straight from the sandy shores of Santa Barbarock

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there they are, The Wipeouts!

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[audience cheering]

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'We'll hear from them again at low tide.'

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But now, for our very special guest stars

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one of the country's most popular recording groups

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The Beau Brummelstones.

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[instrumental music]

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♪ I hate to say it but I told you so ♪

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♪ Don't mind my preachin' to you ♪

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♪ I said don't trust him baby now you know ♪

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♪ You don't learn everything there is to know in school ♪

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♪ Wouldn't believe me when I gave advice ♪

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♪ I said that he was a tease.. ♪

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Oh, I just adore The Beau Brummelstones.

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- Don't you, Betty? - Yes, especially this number.

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It's from their new album.

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♪ Laugh laugh I thought I'd laugh ♪

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♪ It seemed so funny to me ♪

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♪ Laugh laugh you met a guy ♪

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♪ Who taught you how it feels to be ♪

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♪ Lonely oh so lonely ♪

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(Jimmy) 'And now all you dragsters'

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'let's put four on the floor'

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'a hangin' five, act alive.'

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Here's the latest dance craze.

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It's sweepin' the high school locker rooms

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from coast to coast.

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So come on all you hot-rodders

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'let's get ready to do the "Pterodactyl."'

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[instrumental music]

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[all squawking]

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It's the "Pterodactyl," Betty.

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- Let's give it a whirl. - I'm game.

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All we've got to lose is our dignities.

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[both laughing]

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[both squawking]

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Ooh, this is fun.

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Ah, and it makes you feel so, so primitive.

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[both squawking]

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That's it, kids.

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[both squawking]

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Bamm-bamm!

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[squawking]

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So, now they've named a dance after us.

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Yeah, I'm sure glad I'm not people.

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You said it. The human race is comin' in second.

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[squawking]

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Oh, boy, Barney, I'm starvin'.

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I wonder what Wilma's got in the oven tonight.

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Probably lots of leftovers.

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[laughing]

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Uh, no offence, Fred.

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Uh, just a little before-dinner joke.

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Yeah, very little.

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We've gotta eat fast tonight, Barney

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so we can go practice for the bowling tournament.

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Oh, don't worry, Fred, we'll get to the alley.

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The girls are pooling their culinary resources.

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Now what the heck does that mean?

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"Pooling their culinary resources?"

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In plain language, it means

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twice the amount of instant frozen dinners

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in half the time.

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That figures.

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screech

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Well, here we are at the old homestead.

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[Wilma and Betty squawking]

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Hey, what's happened to them?

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[squawking continues]

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(Fred) 'Looks like they might've eaten a poison toadstool.'

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(Barney) I'd say they were gettin' set to fly south for the winter.

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Hey, we better get in there fast.

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[instrumental music]

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[all squawking]

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Look at 'em, Barney.

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They've gone berserk.

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Hey, that'd be a good name for the dance.

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The Berserk.

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It's called the "Pterodactyl," smarty-pants.

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Come on and try it.

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(Barney) 'Uh, no, thanks, Betty'

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I'm, uh, still trying

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to learn The Turkey Truck.

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How about you, Fred?

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All you have to do is flap your arms and squawk.

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[squawking]

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Flap my arms and squawk?

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What do you think I am? One of those goofy teenagers?

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Right, Fred, you're no goofy teenager.

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You're a goofy middle-ager.

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[laughing]

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Quiet, Barney, we'll miss Jimmy O'Neill Stone.

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[audience cheering]

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Hey, if you boss Shinrockers at home would like

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to see our show in person

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just drop by the station

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and pick up your free tickets.

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Hear that, Betty?

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- Free tickets to "Shinrock." - What's the good?

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By the time we can get downtown, they'll all be gone.

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Oh, Fred and I can pick 'em up for you

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on our way home from bowling.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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I'm not goin' anywhere near that Shinrock studio.

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Those kids might stampede and we'd be trampled.

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Okay, Fred, if that's the way you feel.

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- Come on, Betty. - Hey, wait a minute.

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What about our dinner?

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Sorry, Fred, we're not going

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anywhere near the kitchen.

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When you smell food, you and Barney might stampede

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and we'd be trampled.

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[both laughing]

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Touche. Touche.

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They've got us by the appetite, Fred.

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Okay, okay. We'll pick up your Shinrock tickets.

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But first let me take care of Jimmy O'Neill Stone.

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Welcome back to "Shinrock."

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Well, that's one way of keepin' up their ratings.

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Watch closely, Barney boy

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straight down the ol' alley way!

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[thudding]

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Fred Flintstone, wouldn't you know it?

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And this is one of his better nights.

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Ouch!

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Hope you don't mind a bit of criticism, Fred

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but, uh, that one was a little wide.

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Yeah, and maybe I need a heavier ball

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than the one I've been usin'.

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Oh, you got the King-Kong model.

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Be careful. It's awful heavy.

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Don't worry about me, Barney boy.

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You know the old Flintstone confidence.

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thud

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[groans]

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Well, so much for his confidence.

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Yaa-oww!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Somebody up there likes me.

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[Fred groaning]

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You're lucky they had this first-aid stuff, Fred.

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- How's the footsy? - Ah!

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Oh! The pain!

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I'll never make it to the parking lot, Barney.

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Just leave me behind with a canteen.

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Oh, don't despair, Fred.

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The trick is to keep your mind off your injury.

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'Now, let's talk about somethin' else.'

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- Like what? - 'Well, uh..'

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Here's a paper, uh, let's see what's in the news.

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Uh, listen to this.

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"Doctor perfects new technique

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for treating fractured feet."

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"Fractured feet?" Ah!

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Uh, what's the matter with you?

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Oh-oh, well, uh, struck out on that one.

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Let's see now. Oh, oh..

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How about the, uh, latest traffic accident--

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Oh, never mind.

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Just, just get me home to bed.

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[instrumental music]

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Ooh! Ooh, take it easy, Barney.

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Oh, watch those bumps.

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Yeah, sure, Fred. Hey, hey, look.

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'There's the TV studio where Shinrock comes from.'

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(Fred) 'So what? What are you doin'?'

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Runnin' a sight-seeing tour?

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(Barney) 'Fred, don't you remember?'

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'We promised to pick up those tickets for the girls.'

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(Fred) 'Alright, alright.'

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Just so it doesn't take all night.

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"Shinrock Dance Auditions."

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Hey, they must be auditioning kids for the show.

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[squawking]

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That's the way to dance, kids.

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You're real boss.

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Put 'em down for tomorrow's show, Machael.

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That's boss with me, boss.

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Would you cut that out? You sound like my echo.

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What's the dance line up?

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We open the show with a Rockuzi

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segway into the Pygmy

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'and finish with the Woo-woo.'

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Boy, those kids really move, don't they, Fred?

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[humming]

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Oh, come on, will you act your age?

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Let's get the tickets and..

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Hey, Barn, Barn, look out where

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you're swingin' that bowling ball.

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- It's gettin' really-- - Whoops!

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thud

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Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!

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Go dad, go.

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Where did he learn that?

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Yabba-dabba-daai.

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Yaai-yaai-yaai.

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Yaai-yaai-yaai.

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Who is that guy? He's sensational.

264
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Oldest lookin' teenager I ever saw.

265
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Who cares? Look at that dance of his.

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Must be original.

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Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!

268
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Yaay-yaai-yaai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!

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Yaay-yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!

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[groaning]

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♪ Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai ♪

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♪ Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai ♪♪

273
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How do you like that? It's catching on already.

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The kids love it. Stop the music. Hold the beat.

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Barney, I'm gonna pulverize you for this.

276
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Hold it. Hold it. Save your strength.

277
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Huh?

278
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What do you call that dance of yours?

279
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Dance? What are you? A wise guy?

280
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I was out of my head with pain.

281
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Yeah, that's for sure, Fred.

282
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I've never seen you so frantic.

283
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Wait a second. That's it.

284
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- That's it. - What's it?

285
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That new dance of yours.

286
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We'll call it The Frantic.

287
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It'll sweep the country.

288
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The Frantic! It'll be bigger than The Jerk.

289
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Uh, you hear that Fred? You'll be bigger than a jerk.

290
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Thanks. What are you guys blabbin' about?

291
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Will you let me out of here?

292
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The Frantic!

293
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Look at that stilted movement.

294
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Nobody can do it like he can.

295
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I'll pay you a $100 just for a starter.

296
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I don't care about any si..

297
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Did you say a..

298
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...a hun-hun-hundred dollars..

299
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Well, that's what he said, Fred.

300
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[babbles] A hundred dollars.

301
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In cold cash.

302
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All you have to do, is introduce The Frantic

303
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at my club, The Bedrock A-Go-Go.

304
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The Bedrock A-Go-Go?

305
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- 'Hey, uh, I've heard of that.' - Quiet. Quiet, Barney.

306
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You mean all I have to do is hop around like this?

307
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Attaboy, Fred, but don't forget to yell.

308
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What'd you say, Barney?

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Yabba-dabba-daai! Yaai-yaai-yaai!

310
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Yaai-yaai-yaai! Yaai-yaai-yaai!

311
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He's great. What a talent!

312
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Wait till I see him at my club tomorrow night.

313
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Oh, uh, that reminds me

314
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000
about, uh, Mr. Flintstone's contract.

315
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000
- Contract? - Oh, yes, uh..

316
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You see, I'm his business manager and advisor.

317
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
Well, let's see now, uh

318
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he'll be wanting his name in lights

319
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a, uh, private dressing room..

320
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
Uh, let's see, what else do big stars get?

321
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Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

322
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Uh, he gets to keep all the money

323
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'the customers throw at him.'

324
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[instrumental music]

325
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And they're actually going to pay Fred

326
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to hop around screaming?

327
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Believe it or not, Betty.

328
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And we're all invited to the Bedrock A-Go-Go

329
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to see his opening.

330
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And all because he dropped

331
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a bowling ball on his foot.

332
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Ah, Fred has all the luck.

333
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Well, be optimistic, maybe one of these days

334
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something will drop on Barney.

335
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[chuckles] We can only hope for the best.

336
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Where is Fred now?

337
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'Practicing The Frantic?'

338
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No, he's still in bed.

339
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And if I know Fred, he's probably

340
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dreaming about his new career.

341
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[snoring]

342
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[instrumental music]

343
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♪ Frantic the frantic the frantic ♪

344
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(male #1) "Flintstone and The Frantic sweep country."

345
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,000
"Frantic record album hits two billion mark."

346
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000
"Flintstone opens chain of Frantic dance studios."

347
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Sir, are you sure I can learn this dance?

348
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Of course, my good man. Of course!

349
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We'll start your lessons right away.

350
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000
'Now, uh, what did you say your name was?'

351
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
It's..

352
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
...Arthur Murray Rock.

353
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I'm sorry, general, the president

354
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is in an emergency meeting with his cabinet

355
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and cannot be disturbed.

356
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[snapping fingers]

357
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Attaboy, prez, you're gettin' it.

358
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'Now keep that leg up, Mr. Defense Secretary.'

359
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'Now, everybody.'

360
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Yabba-dabba-daai! Yaai-yaai-yaai!

361
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Good. Good! Now, you guys keep practicing.

362
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000
I've got important business overseas.

363
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[snapping fingers] That's real boss,  mon  general.

364
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000
- Real boss. - Uh,  oui, oui.

365
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Viva la Frantic.

366
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[instrumental music]

367
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(all) Yabba-dabba-yaai-yaai-yaai!

368
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That's the way to do it, fellas.

369
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Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-ya..

370
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Hey, hey, Fred. Fred, wake up--

371
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[Fred mumbles]

372
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Fred, this is Barney, your manager.

373
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We're supposed to rehearse, remember?

374
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That's right.

375
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
In a few hours

376
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I'll be in that nightclub floor

377
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all alone!

378
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Oh, there's nothing to get upset about, Fred.

379
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000
Wilma, Betty and I will be in the audience rooting for you.

380
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Uh, uh, yeah.

381
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Yeah, but the rest of the people

382
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s-supposin' they don't like me.

383
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(Barney) 'Well, look at it this way, Fred.'

384
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'Anybody can make a fool of themselves'

385
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
'but you're gettin' paid for it.'

386
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Oh, you're a real comfort, Barney.

387
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
'A real comfort.'

388
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splat

389
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My hair just got washed,

390
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and I can't do a thing with it.

391
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
Come on, let's rehearse my number.

392
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Uh, right, Fred.

393
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
I'll just plug in the guitar, uh

394
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tune her up.

395
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
[strums guitar]

396
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
And, uh..

397
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[zapping]

398
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Barney, what the heck happened?

399
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
AC guitar, DC outlet.

400
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Eh, you mind unpluggin' me, Fred?

401
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Oh, I'm beginning to feel a little barbecued.

402
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000
[zapping]

403
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000
Boy, when these things short, they really short.

404
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
You wouldn't have a spare tuba, would ya?

405
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
Never mind the instruments.

406
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You can hum the tune. Now take it from the top.

407
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Yeah, uh, right-o, Fred.

408
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A one, a two..

409
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[tapping]

410
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♪ Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai.. ♪♪

411
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(Barney) 'Hey, hold it, Fred.'

412
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
[stammers] W-what's the matter now?

413
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Well, that scream of pain, it's beginning to lack sincerity.

414
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
Lack sincerity?

415
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Uh, yeah. Here, I'll fix it.

416
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thud

417
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Ah! Barney, I'm gonna fix you--

418
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Fredrick Flintstone, for shame

419
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
leave Barney alone!

420
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
What's come over you?

421
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Oh, I'm sorry, Wilma.

422
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
I-I guess it's just a case of opening night jitters.

423
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000
But, Fred, you've nothing to be frightened about.

424
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
'All you need is self-confidence.'

425
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Yeah, Wilma's right, Fred.

426
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000
I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

427
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
- You'll be a flop. - A flop?

428
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
That's what I'm afraid of!

429
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Call the whole thing off. I'm not goin' on tonight.

430
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000
What you need is something to keep your mind off tonight.

431
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000
I'll turn on the radio.

432
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
- That'll relax you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

433
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Y-yeah, the radio, it-it'll calm my nerves.

434
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000
(Rocky on radio) 'This is Rocky Weed. And now for the news.'

435
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'Top stories from all over the world.'

436
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000
'Bedrock, the eyes of the nation will be on this city tonight'

437
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'as an unknown named Fred Flintstone'

438
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'introduces his new dance, The Frantic!'

439
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,000
'Ha-ha-ha! Fred Flintstone. What a name!'

440
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Oh, no, please.

441
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Change the station.

442
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000
(man on radio) 'And I'd like to dedicate this next record to Fred Flintstone'

443
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000
'who'll be opening up the Bedrock A-Go-Go tonight.'

444
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000
'Good luck, Fred. You're gonna need it.'

445
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
No, please. W.. I-I don't wanna do it.

446
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
D-d-don't make me do it!

447
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
[bawling]

448
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
[Pebbles babbling]

449
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Don't worry about your daddy, Pebbles.

450
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000
He's just havin' a simple nervous breakdown.

451
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
[bawling]

452
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
thud

453
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000
[instrumental music]

454
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Standing room only, folks. Standing room only.

455
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Here we are, first-nighters.

456
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Bedrock A-Go-Go.

457
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Just look at that crowd.

458
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
And they're all here to see Fred.

459
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Say, uh, that reminds me.

460
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Hiya, Fred, how ya doin'?

461
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
[muffled chattering]

462
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
I wonder if it was right to tie up Fred, Betty.

463
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000
It was the only way to get him to come to his opening, Wilma.

464
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
He sure put up a fight, didn't he?

465
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
[laughs] Hey, here, Fred.

466
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Uh, let me take your gag off.

467
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
[muffled chattering]

468
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000
I'll get you for this, all of you, you hear me?

469
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Easy, Fred, your fans will hear you, too.

470
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
You wanna destroy your image?

471
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Come on, Betty, we better get to our table

472
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
before the show starts.

473
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Okay, Wilma. Good luck with your number, Fred.

474
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Let's go, Fred.

475
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
'I'll escort you to your dressin' room.'

476
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000
[indistinct chatter]

477
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Yabba-dabba-daai- yaai-yaai-yaai-yaai!

478
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Get me out of here, Barney

479
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
before they tear me apart.

480
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Yaai-yaai-yaai! Yaai-yaai-yaai!

481
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000
'Yaai-yaai-yaai!'

482
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Boy, how frantic can you get?

483
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000
[crowd screaming]

484
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Look at this place, Wilma.

485
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Every teenager in town must be here.

486
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Oh, I hope Fred has calmed down by now.

487
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
He was so upset.

488
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Everything will be fine, Wilma.

489
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Barney knows how to handle Fred.

490
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
He'll keep him calm.

491
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
[teeth chattering]

492
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Will you stop shaking, Barney?

493
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
You're more nervous than I am.

494
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
[teeth clattering] T-t-there's nothin' to worry about, F-Fred.

495
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
S-s-so what if they are a, a-a hostile audience?

496
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
A hostile audience?

497
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
You really think so?

498
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Oh, boy!

499
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Where's my wig?

500
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
creak creak

501
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Here, Barney, hold this pin.

502
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
- Yeah, okay, Fred. - Uh, h-how's it look?

503
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
(Barney) 'Uh, uh, like a wig, what else?'

504
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Jimmy O'Neill Stone told me to wear it.

505
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Says you gotta have a gimmick.

506
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Uh, especially when you don't have any talent.

507
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
You're right, Barney, I don't have any talent.

508
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Oh, why did I ever get into show business?

509
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Why? Why?

510
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
[instrumental music]

511
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Uh-oh, the show's started, Fred.

512
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
The moment of truth has arrived.

513
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
[sobbing] Oh, no!

514
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
[audience cheering]

515
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Howdy hush, Shinrockers and Winga Ding Dingers

516
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
this is a big night at the Bedrock A-Go-Go.

517
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
You'll be witnessing a brand new dance

518
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
performed by its originator

519
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
'Frantic Freddy Flintstone.'

520
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
[audience cheering]

521
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
But first, here to sing their latest hit song

522
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
let's have a big hand for The Beau Brummels Stones.

523
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
[instrumental music]

524
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
♪ Before I go I'd like to say one thing ♪

525
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,000
♪ Don't close your ears to me ♪

526
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000
♪ Take my advice and you find out that he is ♪

527
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000
♪ Just another guy who'll cause you misery ♪

528
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000
♪ Don't say you can't get any boy to call ♪

529
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000
♪ Do be so smug or else ♪

530
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000
♪ You'll find you can't get any boy at all.. ♪

531
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Imagine, Wilma

532
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,000
The Beau Brummels Stones in person!

533
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
♪ Laugh laugh I thought I'd die ♪

534
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,000
♪ It seemed so funny to me ♪

535
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000
♪ Laugh laugh you met a guy ♪

536
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
♪ Who taught you how it feels to be.. ♪

537
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
[sighing]

538
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,000
♪ Lonely oh so lonely ♪♪

539
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
[audience cheering]

540
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Uh, that's your cue, Fred.

541
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
[babbling]

542
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
I-I can't do it, Barney.

543
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
I can't go on.

544
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
[knocking on door]

545
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Where's Flintstone? It's his cue.

546
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
- 'Get him out here!' - It's okay, Fred.

547
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
I'll just tell him you collapsed.

548
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Here, uh, take a seat and relax.

549
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Thanks, Barne..

550
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
[screams]

551
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
thud

552
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
[screams]

553
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
thud

554
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
[screaming]

555
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000
[crashing]

556
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Wow! What a pip of an entrance!

557
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
And here he is. Frantic Freddy Flintstone!

558
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
[Fred screaming]

559
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Wait a minute. He's not doing The Frantic.

560
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
What's he doing?

561
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
[yelling]

562
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
thud

563
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
He's done it again.

564
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
It's another new dance.

565
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
The Flintstone Flop!

566
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
[audience shouting]

567
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000
It's the Flintstone Flop!

568
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
thump

569
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
thump

570
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
[screaming]

571
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
thump

572
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
thump

573
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Did you call a doctor, Barney?

574
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Uh, he's on the way.

575
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Uh, you know, you really gotta hand it to Fred.

576
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
What do you mean?

577
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Every time he hurts himself

578
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
it's a new dance.

579
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
He'll make a fortune if he lives.

580
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
[laughs]

581
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000
And the doctor said you'll be up and around in no time.

582
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Yeah, I know.

583
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
All I need is peace and quiet.

584
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
crash

585
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
How you doin', Fred?

586
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,000
He looks like an ad for the pain without payments medical plan.

587
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
[laughs]

588
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Nothin' like laughin' at my aches and pains, is there?

589
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
(Wilma) Don't be grouchy, Fred.

590
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Barney brought you a present.

591
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Looks like a book.

592
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Uh, yeah, that's right.

593
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Somethin' to help you pass the time.

594
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
I hope you haven't read it yet, Fred.

595
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
(Fred) "Dance Your Way To Happiness."

596
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
It's a book on dance lessons!

597
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Well, you don't wanna be a wallflower forever, Fred.

598
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Wallflower!

599
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
I'll wallflower you..

600
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
[crash]

601
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
[Fred groaning]

602
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Poor Fred, he hit his head on the door.

603
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
[groaning]

604
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Well, he just created another new dance.

605
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
The Flintstone Frenzy.

606
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Oh, my!

607
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
[laughing]

608
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
[theme song]

609
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

610
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000
♪ They're the modern Stone-Age family ♪

611
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

612
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

613
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

614
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

615
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

616
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

617
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

618
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

619
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

620
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Wilma!

621
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,000
[instrumental music]