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Oop!

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D'oh!

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Come in.

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Miss short told me to report, sir.

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Ah, yes, Stevens.

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Now, uh, what's all this about?

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Well, sir, I was larking about
in math lessons

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and miss short says if I went on
she'd send me to you,

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and I went on, and she sent me,
and here I am.

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- Uh, sir.
- I see.

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And, uh, what do you think
I should do about it?

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Cane me?

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And split a perfectly good magazine?

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Sir?

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Remove the padding, Stevens.

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You're crackling
like a pan full of frying bacon.

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Caning you wouldn't tell me
why you think it

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more important to lark about

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than attend to your lessons, would it?

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- No, sir.
- I'd like to know.

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Go home and write me a letter about it.

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Yes, sir.

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Go, go.

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Staff meeting on a Friday evening.

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Naturally, when our resistance
is at its lowest.

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Stevens?

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What are you hanging about here for?

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- Nothing, miss short.
- Then cut along.

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It's time, Mr. Adams. Had you forgotten?

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Forgotten? Me?

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Forgotten what?

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Mr. Wakefield's meeting.

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Any idea what the meeting's about?

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Discipline, I hope.

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It's high time Wakefield
gave his jaw a rest

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and his right arm some exercise.

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Uh, sorry, I'm late.

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Ladies, gentlemen,

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as you know, I came here to maudlin street

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straight from training college.

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I've been here 20 years.

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Seven years as assistant headmaster,

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and one term, this term,
as acting headmaster

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during Mr. Carson's illness.

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I've decided it's time for a change.

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A brand new school opens next term,

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not far from where I was born,
in the country.

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They've advertised for a headmaster,

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and, if I could get that post,

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it could hardly be more perfect for me.

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- I intend to apply.
- Oh...

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I'm sure we wish you all the success.

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Please, just a moment. I need your help.

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That's why I've called you together.

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Listen, from the ministry of education,

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"the ministry is currently granting

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"research facilities
to Mr. Alistair grigg,

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"the noted child psychiatrist

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"in connection with his forthcoming book,

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"contemporary juvenilebehavior patterns.

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"With him on his tour of schools

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"is our own official inspector
miss Felicity Wheeler,

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"who reports direct to us

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"on the standard of pupil's behavior

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"and staff control.

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"This is to inform you
that Mr. Grigg and miss Wheeler

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"will spend the last week
of the current term

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"beginning on Monday next at your school

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to fulfill their separate missions."

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Mr. Wakefield, sir, he must not come here.

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That grigg, he's a lunatic.

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I read one of books once, free expression.

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You know what that means?
Sex in the cycle shed.

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Really?

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How disgusting.

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What a reactionary lot you are.

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There's something surely to be said

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for the psychological approach.

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Think of a psychiatrist
loose among these children,

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telling them that mischief
is a form of self expression,

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and crime, a complex!

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And a ministry inspector,
this Wheeler woman, with him,

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reporting on their misbehavior
from quite a different angle.

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Exactly.

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It'll spread through
the profession like wildfire,

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that staff control here is non-existent.

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And there goes
Mr. Wakefield's new job, poof.

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Precisely.

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The ministry, in killing
two birds with one stone,

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may, with terrible finality,

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kill my chances as well.

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Yes, I suppose there is that threat.

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Mm, that would be a shame.

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Sir, there's only one thing
to do to save yourself, whack!

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Extraordinary theory.

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You bend a child double

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in order to give it an upright character.

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Have you never sent a pupil
to the head for caning?

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Of course I have, but never without

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a sense of defeat.

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Miss short, Mr. Milton, let me put you

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both straight on that score.

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I don't like caning, ever,

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except as a last resort.

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Mr. Grigg is totally opposed to it.

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Opposed to it, is he? Hoittie-toittie.

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He's obviously never faced a class here.

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Noxious ninny.

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Nevertheless, Mr. Bean,
while he's here, caning's out.

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Then you're sunk, sir.

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Sunk? Oh, no, no, not... not necessarily.

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I thought you were asleep.

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Oh, just because I don't speak
as much as some people do,

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it doesn't mean to say that I don't do...

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Um, that I'm not... um, I mean, after all,

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he who listens most, "iisses meast."

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We can't hope to avoid trouble
in this school,

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so let's try and, uh, keep it
away from the visitors

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as much as possible.

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How can we do this?

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By being alert and rallying
around Mr. Wakefield.

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Sir, may I go now, please?

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I've... I've left my bunsen burning.

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If I couldget that post,

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it could hardly bemore perfect for me.

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I intend to apply.

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Now, listen. The plan is,
when they arrive,

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we'll go upstairs after them.

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Look out, alf might get suspicious.

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Now, that's nothing more to tell you now,

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but just back us up at all times.

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Now break it up, scatter.

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Hello, you lot.

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Holding a strike meeting, are you?

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We were talking about the local team's

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disgraceful showing on Saturday, alf.

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Disgraceful? Diabolic, I call it.

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You see the inside right

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muff every single pass?

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Here come the two
we've got to get rid of.

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Richard! Come here!

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All right!

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Run the other way!

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Oh, miss Wheeler,
how nice to see you again.

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Hello, Mr. Wakefield.

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This is Mr. Grigg, child psychiatrist.

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- How do you do?
- Welcome, Mr. Grigg.

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Shall we go inside?

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- One week, that's all I'd ask.
- That's all we've got.

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- Eh?
- Till the end of term.

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Come on, kids.

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Well, they say it's always best
to start the day with a song,

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so let's begin our tour of inspection

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with Mr. Bean's class, shall we?

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It's through here.

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Who's that?

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Miss allcock.

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Miss allcock.

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Ding-dong.

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In addition to teaching French and music,

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Mr. Bean organizes and conducts
our school orchestra.

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We call him our Malcolm sargent
of maudlin street.

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Doesn't that interfere
with their school work at all?

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On the contrary, madam,
my theory of music teaching is...

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Allcock.

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I beg your pardon.

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Uh, m-Mr. Bean, perhaps you'll start.

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But, of course. Do sit down.

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Please.

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Now, boys and girls, "ten green bottles."

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Stand up. Up, up, up!

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J“ ten green bottles hanging on the wall j”

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j“ ten green bottles hanging on the wall j”

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j” and if one green bottle
should accidentally fall... j”

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J” nine green bottles
hanging on the wall j”

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j” nine green bottles
hanging on the wall j”

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j” and if one green bottle
should accidentally fall j”

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j” there'd be eight green bottles j”

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j” hanging on the wall j”

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Oh...

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I must diet.

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Up, up, up, up, up, up-

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Monica dear, keep it up,
up, up, up, up, up, up,

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up, up, halt.

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Feet apart, spring, and relax.

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- How do you do?
- So pleased to meet you.

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Miss allcock.

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Mr. Grigg.

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Are you satisfied with your equipment,

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miss allcock?

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Well, I've had
no complaint so far.

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Oh, uh, equipment?

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Yes, yes, I have
everything I need, thank you.

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Do you find mental relaxation follows

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physical activity?

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Oh, always.

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Splendid. That's all, thank you.

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I have one more question.

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Do you favor the Swedish method?

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Well, I always say it's the same
the whole world over.

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Ha ha...

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Shall we have a demonstration,
miss allcock?

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Right-o.

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Now, hands on hips, please.

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Quite still.

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Monica, dear, don't scratch.

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And, to the left,
two, three, to the right,

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two, three.

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Forward, two, three, and up.

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Yes, a little bit sleepyby's this morning,

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aren't we?

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Monica, clear, if the elastic's broken,

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fall out, if not, stop fidgeting.

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And again, hands on hips, please.

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And to the left, two, three, to the right,

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two, three, forward, two, three, and up.

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Feet apart, spring...

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Hands above head, please.

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Fast forward, bend.

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Ah, here we are.

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Mr. Milton's producing our school play

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Romeo & Juliet,

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with incidental music
composed by Mr. Bean.

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You've arrived at a
particularly interesting moment.

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Not entirely by accident,
I dare say.

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We were about to have question time,

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questions arising from the play, you know?

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You'll find, as I always do,

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that Shakespeare has such
an ennobling effect

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on the young mind.

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Do sit down.

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I do hope miss allcock's pants
aren't ruined.

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Uh, now, then, boys and girls,
who's first?

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Ah, Stevens.

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Robin Stevens. He's playing Romeo. Well?

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Sir, we're working from the
school's edition of the play.

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Quite correct. Good observant lad.

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- What's your question?
- Why, sir?

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Why what?

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Why is there a school's edition
of the play?

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Well, uh... well, Stevens, it's like this.

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Uh, there are certain things
in Shakespeare

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which young people wouldn't understand.

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- Such as, sir?
- Uh, be quiet, don't interrupt.

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I haven't finished.

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In the school's edition,
these things are cut out

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so that young people can concentrate

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on the beautiful use
of the English language,

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which is Shakespeare's major achievement.

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Does that answer your question?

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No, sir. Will you give us an example

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and see if we can understand it or not?

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- No, sit down, Stevens.
- But, sir...

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Sit down, Stevens!

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Questions, someone else?

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We really ought to be getting along

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to Mr. Adams's class.

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No, no, no, this is fascinating.

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Penelope Lee.

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00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,292
She's playing Juliet.

263
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,500
Would you care to leave now, miss Wheeler?

264
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:03,833
Mr. Grigg can join us later.

265
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,333
No, thank you.

266
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,208
Act 1, scene 5, sir.

267
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,255
Oh, your sweet little scene
with the nurse, yes.

268
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,458
"Go ask his name.

269
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,417
"If he be married, my grave is like to be

270
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,792
my wedding bed."

271
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:15,833
Well, what's your question?

272
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,167
What's a wedding bed?

273
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,893
What do you mean, "what's a wedding bed?"

274
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,542
Well, what's it like?

275
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,958
What's special about a wedding bed?

276
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,518
Well, d-d... I don't see what's
that got to do

277
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:25,875
with Romeo and Juliet.

278
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:27,402
Phoh! Hell of a lot if you ask me.

279
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,792
Nobody did ask you, atkins, be quiet.

280
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:34,198
I don't think that point's
of any great importance, dear.

281
00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:37,625
Oh, but, sir, I have to say it,
and I must understand

282
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:38,875
what I say on the stage.

283
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,375
I'll cut the speech.

284
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,143
There won't be much left
of the play at this rate.

285
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,500
Blooming good job, too.

286
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,250
Pat, atkins, be quiet.

287
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,217
- About this bed...
- Wedding beds are bigger.

288
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,208
- Why?
- They just are. It's a custom.

289
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,125
No. Really? My dad's got a book,

290
00:17:52,292 --> 00:17:53,692
marriage customsthroughout history.

291
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:57,333
I'm not interested
in your dad's marriage customs.

292
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:01,042
His book, I mean.

293
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,333
Sir, mustn't you sleep in a big bed

294
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,042
if ou're not married? Y

295
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,500
or in a small bed if you are?

296
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,125
That's quite enough about beds.
Next question.

297
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:09,417
Yes, Irene?

298
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,708
It says in the play Juliet was 14.

299
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,042
Correct. Next question.

300
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,083
She was some teenager.

301
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,458
That's not a question.

302
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,333
Give us a chance. My question is...

303
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,625
Why wasn't we born in Shakespeare's time?

304
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,667
- Cor!
- Atkins!

305
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,792
Why wasn't she up before the beak?

306
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,458
Magistrate, juvenile court, you know?

307
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:33,667
I mean, look what she did and at 14.

308
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:37,417
This all happened a long time ago.

309
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,667
- And in Italy.
- Exactly.

310
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,625
W-What do you mean?

311
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,417
Didn't you know, sir?

312
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,792
Girls in Italy sort of...

313
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,250
Earlier, something to do with the climate.

314
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,917
Not only in Italy,
there's a girl down our street.

315
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,875
I'm not interested
in the girl down your street.

316
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:57,667
Well, you're in a minority.
Only last Saturday night...

317
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,375
Be quiet!

318
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,792
This has nothing to do
with Romeo and Juliet.

319
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,792
Oh, but it has, sir, she's 14.

320
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,393
The girl down our street.

321
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:07,958
Now stop this!

322
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,042
I think I know the girl you mean.

323
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,667
- You would.
- Be quiet! Quiet!

324
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,433
I'm not gonna answer any more questions.

325
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,042
Oh, sir! Please, sir.

326
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,083
- Please, sir.
- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

327
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,792
All of you! ...Oh.

328
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,917
Did you hear what I said?

329
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,667
Yes, sir.

330
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,875
Then, why is your hand up?

331
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,042
Oh, sir...

332
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:32,708
Oh, very well, cut along then.

333
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,333
The rest of you, get out
your grammar books.

334
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,542
Oh, i-i... miss Wheeler,
I'm terribly sorry.

335
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:52,208
I don't know what got into them.

336
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,458
I do.

337
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,143
Adolescent curiosity, logically focused,

338
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:57,167
superb research material.

339
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,768
I couldn't be more pleased if I tried.

340
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:00,958
Mr. Milton, do they often
rag you like this?

341
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,083
Oh, no, no, no, most unusual.

342
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:04,375
I see.

343
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,042
Uh, nothing personal, Mr. Wakefield,

344
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,008
but I often find that
when the real headmaster

345
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,893
is absent, the children
seem to sense that there is...

346
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:15,208
Oh, no, no, not at all.
I can't understand it. I... um...

347
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,542
Now, then, Stevens...

348
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,958
- It connects.
- Hope it works.

349
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,542
Well, of course it'll work.

350
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,417
Excuse me.

351
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,667
But not today.

352
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,353
We... we were just looking at it, sir.

353
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,643
Well, I'm very well pleased to see you

354
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,167
taking such an interest.

355
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,958
All right, now, to your places.

356
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,875
Well, the actual shape
is designed to combat

357
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:11,833
all the atmospheric pressures
and other difficulties

358
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,078
that I've already explained.

359
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:13,792
Here...

360
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,125
Please don't stop, Mr. Adams.

361
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:17,500
Thank you, sir.

362
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:21,958
As I told you,
the rocket is a working model

363
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,458
and in a day or so,

364
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:27,208
I hope to arrange an outing
to a suitable open space

365
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,542
where we will launch it.

366
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,462
Settle down... Down now, please.

367
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,625
I can hardly wait for that moment.

368
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:55,500
When I place the final component
necessary electronically

369
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:56,917
to activate the rocket...

370
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,875
In here.

371
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:04,250
Then I shall check the directional fins,

372
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:05,417
the dispensable boosters,

373
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,583
the streamlined acorn cap

374
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:13,333
and then, a touch to this button and away.

375
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,333
Isn't it extraordinary, boys and girls,

376
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,375
that this little button here,

377
00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:20,875
absolutely harmless now,

378
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,917
Who did that?

379
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,708
Whodunnit.

380
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,458
English literature, ennobling.

381
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:47,250
It's about as ennobling
as a spring night in portside.

382
00:22:47,417 --> 00:22:49,500
They were all I had on.

383
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:54,083
My piano. Oh, my piano!

384
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:56,625
Thank your lucky stars
they didn't visit your class.

385
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,917
Oof, they're welcome.
I have very little trouble.

386
00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,625
- Don't depend on it.
- On what?

387
00:23:01,792 --> 00:23:05,167
The cane. You can't send 'em
upstairs anymore.

388
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,917
Ah, so you're seeing sense at last.

389
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:11,083
- A few good whackings...
- Oh, really, grace?

390
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,125
This isn't just aimless mischief.

391
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:16,125
It's planned, coordinated, timed.

392
00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:18,042
I'll say, it's timed.

393
00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:19,875
The second I bent forward...

394
00:23:20,042 --> 00:23:21,583
Oh, for goodness sake, Sarah,

395
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,292
don't go on about your stupid shorts.

396
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,333
You haven't seen the hole in them.

397
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:28,375
I have no wish to, thank you.

398
00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:31,125
What are a pair of torn shorts
beside my piano?

399
00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:33,375
My beautiful, red piano.

400
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,184
Does that mean you won't be able to finish

401
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:36,958
composing the music for the play?

402
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,958
Real composers don't require pianos.

403
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:42,958
- It is all in the mind.
- Best place for it.

404
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,542
Never wanted my music, have you?

405
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,148
Well, Tchaikovsky would have done me

406
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,809
if I'd had to have music at all.
Personally...

407
00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:49,417
Out with it. What's your objection?

408
00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,434
Come on, let's have all of it.
Come on, let's have it.

409
00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:52,542
All right!

410
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,500
It's already my herculean task to coax

411
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,427
anything like audibility
from these children.

412
00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:58,625
If, in addition, I have to cope
with an orchestra

413
00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:02,333
that makes a lullaby sound like
the climax to 1812...

414
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,580
You can hear the pin drop
during that choir passages.

415
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:05,833
And I'd rather.

416
00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:08,083
A pin wouldn't have made any difference,

417
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,708
they'd still have split.

418
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:13,292
Sarah, constant reference
to those shorts won't get us

419
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,658
to the bottom of this trouble.

420
00:24:16,167 --> 00:24:17,792
Do you mind?

421
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,667
I demand an apology.

422
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,750
Oh, very well.

423
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:25,542
I'm sorry... that I ever agreed to have

424
00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:27,059
your wretched music in the first place.

425
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:28,250
Oh!

426
00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:29,958
I've got it. I think I've got it.

427
00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:31,750
- Got what?
- The answer.

428
00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:33,197
The-the reason for the mischief.

429
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:35,542
By scientific analysis, I suppose.

430
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,625
Look, it's quite simple.

431
00:24:37,792 --> 00:24:39,667
One, the kids know they're guineas,

432
00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:42,208
uh, pigs, f-for wigg and griller...

433
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,958
Uh... Uh, grigg and Wheeler.

434
00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:47,125
Two, they resent it.

435
00:24:47,292 --> 00:24:49,500
Ergo, three, they aim to chase them

436
00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:50,958
from the premises.

437
00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:53,625
They wouldn't dare
if caning was still in force.

438
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:56,625
Don't you see, look, that's just
their good luck?

439
00:24:56,792 --> 00:24:59,375
- It's not their motive.
- That makes sense to me.

440
00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,458
And I agree with the kids.

441
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,833
The sooner that psychiatric
simpleton leaves, the better.

442
00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:08,458
Well, he... he can't leave, he mustn't.

443
00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:11,208
Well, what I mean is,
if Mr. Adams is right,

444
00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:13,250
I mean it'd be fatal if... if...

445
00:25:13,417 --> 00:25:14,851
For what little discipline we have got,

446
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:17,167
i-i-if the children succeeded.

447
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:18,750
Wouldn't it?

448
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:22,083
Oh, absolutely, Sarah.
They mustn't get away with it.

449
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,542
Yes, next time to live through.

450
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,583
Oh, grigg and Wheeler must stay.

451
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,042
But how are we going to live
through the rest of the week?

452
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:31,125
But you mustn't apologize, Mr. Wakefield.

453
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:33,250
No, no, no. What I saw this morning is

454
00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:35,208
a complete vindication of my theory.

455
00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:37,417
The practical jokes
are the most valuable pointers

456
00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,333
to the inner conflict of childhood.

457
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,500
You don't say.

458
00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:43,250
Take one example, the gym shorts,

459
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,500
it's all in my last book.

460
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:48,917
Your last book? I'd love to read that.

461
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,559
Well, people say
it's the nearest thing

462
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,423
in the English language
to my dear old viennese

463
00:25:52,542 --> 00:25:53,875
professor's famous essay,

464
00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:02,417
Flinging off clothes is
a child's passport to happiness.

465
00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:06,125
Ah, dear professor schmarower
how his eyes would have lit up

466
00:26:06,292 --> 00:26:07,625
to have seen those pants split.

467
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,351
I take it you don't altogether
agree, miss Wheeler.

468
00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:14,667
Mr. Grigg and I have long
since agreed to differ.

469
00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:17,708
Perhaps we can all agree
on this, at any rate...

470
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:19,667
That it will be a poor thing for education

471
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:21,684
if school teachers
couldn't take a practical joke

472
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:22,958
in the right spirit, eh?

473
00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:24,327
Oh, certainly.

474
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,333
Shall we continue our tour?

475
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:43,625
- Jolly fun.
- Ha!

476
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:51,833
- What's up?
- Shh.

477
00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:55,958
How did school lunch go?

478
00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:58,406
Oh, all right, but it's always
exhausting to supervise it.

479
00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,958
I'd like to get my feet up.

480
00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:03,125
Well, I've been thinking about
what Mr. Bean said,

481
00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:06,292
you know, find the ringleaders.

482
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,583
Now, suppose we keep our eyes peeled,

483
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,708
go out on patrol as it were...

484
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,208
Think what a triumph it would be

485
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:19,958
if two women brought in the ringleaders.

486
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,833
Rattling good idea.

487
00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:25,583
Come on, then. Casually, now.

488
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:41,708
That atkins boy, I suspected him
from the start.

489
00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:45,792
Look, carefully, over there
by the radiator.

490
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,167
Maybe they're interfering
with the heating system.

491
00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:52,792
That way, quick.

492
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,292
Now then, boys, what are you doing?

493
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,125
Hello, miss.

494
00:28:04,292 --> 00:28:06,125
Well, I don't know about the rest,

495
00:28:06,292 --> 00:28:08,692
but atkins will never be able
to bluff with a hand like that.

496
00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:11,583
Come on.

497
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,583
Hudson!

498
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:37,833
Yes, sir.

499
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,833
- Strip the board.
- Strip them?

500
00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,208
Strip.

501
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:45,958
Oh.

502
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,417
Ah.

503
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:50,750
Hmm...

504
00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:10,292
I don't believe it.

505
00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:24,833
All right, sit down.

506
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:33,083
There's been some trouble this morning.

507
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:38,125
There isn't going to be
any trouble in my classes.

508
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:41,958
The first one of you to talk

509
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:45,292
or move out of turn

510
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:47,458
or in any way disrupt...

511
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:50,708
Atkins.

512
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:55,917
What's that?

513
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:56,833
Your hand, miss.

514
00:29:56,958 --> 00:29:59,625
Right. What size is it?

515
00:29:59,792 --> 00:30:01,583
Outsize?

516
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:06,208
Smack size.

517
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,708
Do I make myself clear?

518
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:09,875
Yes, miss.

519
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,542
Right.

520
00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:25,167
We will now spend a quiet, pleasant lesson

521
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,958
considering some of the naughtier problems

522
00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:33,917
presented by fractions
and decimals, or else...

523
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,250
Page 45.

524
00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:43,500
Ah, miss short.

525
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,042
Excuse me, won't you?

526
00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:47,667
But I'd like to conduct
a little experiment on logic.

527
00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:48,917
Certainly.

528
00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:50,333
Thank you.

529
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,750
Pay attention to Mr. Grigg.

530
00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:56,125
Now, children, I'd like you to call out

531
00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:57,583
any two figure numbers.

532
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,708
Now, who is first?

533
00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:21,250
Hmmm... they're puzzled.

534
00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:23,250
So am I.

535
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:26,042
Wait, the experiment never fails,

536
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,042
someone always questions my actions,

537
00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:29,643
and that someone is the logical element

538
00:31:29,667 --> 00:31:30,708
in the group, you see.

539
00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:35,417
81. Hmm.

540
00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:39,708
65.

541
00:31:39,875 --> 00:31:44,875
65?m hmm?

542
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,375
Go on, then! Muck about with that.

543
00:31:57,958 --> 00:31:59,417
Oh, ha ha...

544
00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:02,583
Ah, come in.

545
00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,208
Oh, Adams. Ha ha. So prompt.

546
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,875
- Very glad to see you.
- Thank you.

547
00:32:07,042 --> 00:32:08,167
Make yourself comfortable.

548
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:10,708
Sit down. The chairs are quite safe now.

549
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:12,083
- Safe, sir?
- Shh.

550
00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,347
Keep your voice down, there's a good chap.

551
00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:17,809
Well, Mr. Adams, after this morning

552
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,583
I doubt if I could get a job
seeing children

553
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,792
across a busy street,
let alone a headmastership.

554
00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:25,542
Well, I must say, sir,
you don't seem to be

555
00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,208
at all worried by it.

556
00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:29,417
Why should I be? I'm not.

557
00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:33,125
The solution is in this very room.

558
00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:35,708
- Well, I'm afraid, I don't...
- Shh. Please, keep it down.

559
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,083
Oh! Sorry, sir.

560
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,167
Now, Adams, let's analyze this
scientifically.

561
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:40,333
Yeah, yes.

562
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,455
If at the end of this week,

563
00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,458
miss Wheeler presents her reports,

564
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:46,042
and I can't possibly
hope to get the job I want,

565
00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:47,417
that's the problem, right?

566
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,667
- Right, yes.
- The solution is simple.

567
00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:53,167
Miss Wheeler must be mellowed.

568
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,500
Mellowed?

569
00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:58,333
What makes a woman mellow, Mr. Adams?

570
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:02,042
What takes her mind off her work?

571
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:04,333
Love, Mr. Adams.

572
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:07,476
Why... why are you telling me
all this, Mr. Wake? Ahem.

573
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,667
Because the solution is in this very room.

574
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:13,083
You, Mr. Adams, you are the solution.

575
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,458
Me, sir?

576
00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:18,958
Please, please,
keep your voice down, old chap.

577
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,542
Sake. She's using
the next room as her study.

578
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,375
Yeah, but I...

579
00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:26,833
Mr. Adams, miss Wheeler
is in love with you.

580
00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:28,792
- No, please...
- Oh, yes.

581
00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:30,958
I saw it this morning, in the lab.

582
00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:33,184
- Oh, no, sir, please.
- The signs were unmistakable.

583
00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:34,792
- No.
- She yearns for you.

584
00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:38,542
Oh, no, sir, please. I can't believe it.

585
00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,101
It's po... it's po... - "Nossible," sir.

586
00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:41,750
No, not only "nossible," it's possible.

587
00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:43,792
In fact, it's certain.

588
00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:48,500
Look, sir, how do you know this?

589
00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:50,684
I mean, after all, sir, you...
You... you... you are... you're...

590
00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:51,708
You're a bachelor.

591
00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:53,417
But I'm not dead.

592
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:57,750
Gregory, I'm not just thinking of myself.

593
00:33:57,917 --> 00:34:00,167
Take pity on that
poor, frustrated woman in there,

594
00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:01,792
show her a little response,

595
00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:03,792
a little tenderness, a little love.

596
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,125
It's nothing more or less

597
00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:06,809
than your simple duty as a human being.

598
00:34:06,833 --> 00:34:08,292
Look, sir, you know me.

599
00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:09,934
I'll... I'll... I'll do an... do an...

600
00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:11,518
Do a-anything in the world
to help you, sir.

601
00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:12,893
You "mow knee," sir.

602
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:16,542
But... wouldn't know what to do, sir.

603
00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:18,708
You wouldn't.

604
00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:23,417
In that new school,
there are three laboratories,

605
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,542
all slap bang up-to-date.

606
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:30,250
I will require the services of a senior

607
00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:32,708
and loyal science master.

608
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:38,625
- Three?
- Three.

609
00:34:38,792 --> 00:34:40,512
Well, I just h-h-h-have to have a little...

610
00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:41,542
Little time for thought.

611
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,292
There is no time for thought.

612
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,583
Only action.

613
00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:52,292
- Three?
- Three.

614
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:56,333
For you, sir, and for science,

615
00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:00,333
- I'll do my nut... "Nutmost."
- Good man.

616
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,083
Well done, Adams.

617
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,958
Oh, I knew I could depend on you.

618
00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:07,833
Ah, sonnets of Shakespeare.

619
00:35:11,417 --> 00:35:14,833
"Those lips that
love's own hand did make."

620
00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:17,833
Oh, dear.

621
00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:25,958
"Love-god lying once asleep."

622
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:30,583
"My mistress' eyes are
nothing like the sun."

623
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,625
Oh.

624
00:35:35,792 --> 00:35:37,542
Don't let me distract you, Mr. Adams.

625
00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,208
I'm just doing a bit of research.

626
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,958
Oh, so am I.

627
00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:43,958
I always inspect
a school library thoroughly.

628
00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:46,583
Oh, of course. Very revealing,
I'm sure.

629
00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:01,083
Well, nothing, nothing.

630
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:24,542
Miss Wheeler, I have
something to say to you.

631
00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:30,167
The light makes your hair
look like burnished gold.

632
00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:35,125
Your eyes twinkle like
the sties in your eyes...

633
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,208
The sky... scars...

634
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,625
What suddenly makes you say that?

635
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,292
I'm... a scientist, you see.

636
00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:48,083
I... I observe these things
and I hope you don't mind.

637
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,917
Why should I?

638
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:54,042
Well, I... I didn't want you
to think I was b-being personal.

639
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,583
Aren't you?

640
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:59,875
Oh, no. Well, I... just scientific.

641
00:37:00,042 --> 00:37:02,417
Oh.

642
00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:03,667
Oh, well, of course.

643
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,708
In that case, I don't mind at all.

644
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,167
Good.

645
00:37:22,125 --> 00:37:23,167
Miss Wheeler!

646
00:37:27,792 --> 00:37:31,375
Miss Wheeler, there is something
I must say to you.

647
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:32,625
Miss Wheeler...

648
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:36,500
Oh, you've fallen.

649
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:40,625
Yes, miss Wheeler, that's it, I have.

650
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,958
Miss Wheeler, I've fallen in...

651
00:37:44,167 --> 00:37:46,958
Fallen in through the hole of the chair.

652
00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:20,292
Ooh.

653
00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:29,375
Good morning, miss allcock.

654
00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:30,958
Good morning, Mr. Grigg.

655
00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:34,792
I'd like to, um, have
a long chat with you sometime.

656
00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:36,125
What about?

657
00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:38,250
Physical exercise.

658
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,625
Oh, but of course, uh...

659
00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:42,167
We were told to give you
all possible cooperation.

660
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,167
I shan't ask the impossible.

661
00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:48,417
- Sometime today?
- Oh, yes.

662
00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:50,833
Oh, good, 'ere.

663
00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:54,417
Oh, I almost forgot,
I've got something for you.

664
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:57,250
- You have, Mr. Grigg?
- Hmm, yes.

665
00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:58,417
My latest.

666
00:38:58,583 --> 00:38:59,601
I thought you might be interested.

667
00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:02,167
It's, uh, it's rather advanced.

668
00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,125
Well, that doesn't surprise me.

669
00:39:04,292 --> 00:39:07,500
You're rather a forward sort
of chap all around.

670
00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:10,500
I don't believe
in repressing natural instincts.

671
00:39:10,667 --> 00:39:11,833
It's very unhealthy.

672
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:15,167
Oh, sick-making, I do agree.

673
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:18,417
I look forward to our little chat, then.

674
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:20,083
See you later.

675
00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:22,208
Bye.

676
00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:23,917
Thanks for the book.

677
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,708
They've taken the pee!

678
00:40:04,042 --> 00:40:05,292
You better top it up.

679
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:36,708
Oh, let me get this clear,
Johann Sebastian bean.

680
00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:38,792
You want to stop
the recitation of the prologue

681
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:41,667
while you play five minutes music.

682
00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,542
The star-crossed lover's theme is vital

683
00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:45,500
to my integrated musical interpretation.

684
00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:47,917
And what, may I ask,
does the actor do all this time?

685
00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:48,792
Tap dance?

686
00:40:48,958 --> 00:40:50,542
He could toy with his dirk.

687
00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:52,417
Or he could Chuck it at you.

688
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:54,625
There is no need to be offensive.

689
00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:56,309
- Thank you, Sarah.
- Thank you, Sarah.

690
00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:57,809
May I remind you
that music is supposed to be

691
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:59,417
incidental, not dominant.

692
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:00,934
Thank you, Sarah. Uh, Mr. Milton...

693
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,309
Oh, shut up, Adams. This is a crisis.

694
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,875
- Yes, I know.
- Shut up!

695
00:41:04,042 --> 00:41:06,476
Please, gentlemen, I... I just...
I'm making out the lighting.

696
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,667
Oh.

697
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,375
All I want you to do there
is dazzle his tone deaf

698
00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:12,750
so-called orchestra,

699
00:41:12,917 --> 00:41:15,042
so they can't read
their entirely superfluous

700
00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:16,667
so-called music!

701
00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:18,417
Superfluous?

702
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:20,833
It will be the making of the production.

703
00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:23,625
Poppycock! The play is the thing.

704
00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:25,125
I will not yield a note.

705
00:41:25,292 --> 00:41:27,542
Then, I will not sacrifice
the inspired verbal music

706
00:41:27,708 --> 00:41:30,583
of Shakespeare for your dreary dirges!

707
00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,292
- Dirges?
- Dreary dirges.

708
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,833
- Withdraw that remark.
- Neveh

709
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:37,958
I shall be forced to strike you.

710
00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:40,167
You do and I'll break your Baton.

711
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:43,917
Now, now, you two sit down
and drink your tea.

712
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:47,583
Yes, it's getting cold
while you're getting hot.

713
00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:50,250
How. How.

714
00:41:50,417 --> 00:41:52,875
Drink up, you two, for goodness sake.

715
00:41:53,042 --> 00:41:56,458
Grown men wasting
a free period squabbling.

716
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,500
I say, Sarah, do you think
I might possibly

717
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:14,917
have another cup?

718
00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:20,125
Going my way?

719
00:42:20,292 --> 00:42:22,708
Possibly. I'm gonna check up
on some facts.

720
00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:25,042
- With Mr. Adams?
- Yes, as it happens.

721
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:27,542
- I see.
- There's nothing to see.

722
00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:29,458
I'm a psychiatrist, you know?

723
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:32,583
You forget yourself, Mr. Grigg.

724
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:42,625
J” five school teachers j”

725
00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:49,542
j” J”

726
00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:55,167
J” five school teachers j”

727
00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:57,500
oh!

728
00:43:23,042 --> 00:43:24,458
You're drunk!

729
00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:28,958
Watch your hands!

730
00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:30,167
Miss allcock!

731
00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:33,250
Or I'll flatten you out like a carpet,

732
00:43:33,417 --> 00:43:35,458
you slanderous cat!

733
00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:36,708
Whoa!

734
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,167
Miss allcock!

735
00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:09,708
Alistair.

736
00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:17,417
I'm dreaming.

737
00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:20,458
What a pity, I'm only dreaming.

738
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:21,958
Sarah.

739
00:44:22,917 --> 00:44:25,208
Oh, it's so real.

740
00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:32,958
Uhh. Oh. Ooh. Ooh, it's no dream.

741
00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,125
Oh.

742
00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:37,708
Ooh, there was alcohol in that tea.

743
00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:44,833
What... what are you doing here?

744
00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,667
You were dreaming about me.

745
00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:50,667
Well, I... I can't help my dreams.

746
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:54,708
I can... help them to come true.

747
00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:55,875
Mr. Grigg?

748
00:44:55,958 --> 00:44:57,708
That's a retrogressive step.

749
00:44:57,875 --> 00:45:00,125
You called me alistair just now.

750
00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:04,042
Well, i-i-I'm not myself,
don't confuse me.

751
00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:05,583
There's no confusion.

752
00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:07,833
They happen to be my dreams, too.

753
00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:10,458
Alistair.

754
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:11,958
Sarah.

755
00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:18,042
Oh, Sarah, I knew
you were for me, the moment,

756
00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:20,583
the magic moment when our eyes first met,

757
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,250
flamed, sparked.

758
00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:24,417
Oh, you mad fool!

759
00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:27,583
Ooh, I say, steady on!

760
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:29,350
Don't worry, darling. I've studied judo.

761
00:45:29,417 --> 00:45:31,417
I know every muscle in the human body.

762
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:32,417
Alistair.

763
00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:34,500
Oh, n...! Ooh. Now, wait.

764
00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:35,667
Did I hurt you, darling?

765
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:39,250
Oh, no, no. No. Ooh, g... ha ha...

766
00:45:39,417 --> 00:45:41,667
I... we must meet... tonight.

767
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:43,167
Oh, I can't.

768
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:44,809
I do the women's league
of health and beauty Tuesdays.

769
00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:45,833
Tomorrow night?

770
00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:47,167
Till then...

771
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:48,958
Oh, my darling.

772
00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:58,750
Oh. Oh, my darling.

773
00:45:58,917 --> 00:46:00,125
Alistair.

774
00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:01,292
- Oh!
- Oh!

775
00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:04,458
Oh, my sweetheart! Oh!

776
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:06,125
Ow!

777
00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:09,125
Now, look here, William Wakefield.

778
00:46:09,292 --> 00:46:11,833
You'll get nowhere by
wheeling and whining.

779
00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:13,292
Be firm with her.

780
00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:15,917
My staff, miss Wheeler,

781
00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:18,833
is not in the habit of being
drunk on duty.

782
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,708
The explanation is quite simple.

783
00:46:20,875 --> 00:46:23,583
Some alcohol from the laboratory
found its way

784
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:25,292
into the staffroom kettle.

785
00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:26,708
It happens all the time.

786
00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:28,667
No.

787
00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:31,583
Uh... t-these things happen. Satisfied?

788
00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:35,667
No. I don't blame you.

789
00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,333
What am I to tell her?

790
00:46:50,167 --> 00:46:52,417
Ah, Mr. Adams, my dear fellow.

791
00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:53,583
You have news for me.

792
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:59,250
No. She sent for me, sir.

793
00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:01,208
Heaven be praised. You've made an impact.

794
00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:03,833
No...

795
00:47:03,958 --> 00:47:05,167
Ah, I see it all.

796
00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,726
She only pretends she wants to see you

797
00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:08,125
for a staff interview, routine,

798
00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:09,750
when all the time...

799
00:47:09,917 --> 00:47:12,625
No, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Look, I-I just can't do it, sir.

800
00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:14,542
I just... i-i-it...

801
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,333
You know, you don't realize, sir,

802
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,583
what this takes out of me.

803
00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:19,708
But, Adams, you're on the threshold

804
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:21,083
of three laboratories.

805
00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:23,250
Sorry, sir, just can't do it.

806
00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:25,542
Not even if you gave me, sir.

807
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:27,250
You've got to go in there, please,

808
00:47:27,417 --> 00:47:28,875
make some excuse for me.

809
00:47:29,042 --> 00:47:32,125
Sir, I-I-I just can't do it.
Get me out of it, please.

810
00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:35,625
How can I explain after that bacchanalia

811
00:47:35,792 --> 00:47:36,917
this morning?

812
00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:39,458
I'm in book, your ball's in play.

813
00:47:41,583 --> 00:47:44,792
But this is nothing
but bankmail... black...

814
00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:48,125
Baro-boro-moro-blankmail, sir.

815
00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:49,917
Let's, uh... let's face it, Adams.

816
00:47:50,083 --> 00:47:52,417
This is plain, straightforward blackmail.

817
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,417
- Th... three labs.
- Get in there.

818
00:47:58,583 --> 00:47:59,917
Come on, man.

819
00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:01,667
Come on, Adams, there's a good chap.

820
00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:05,750
No.

821
00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:14,583
Sit down, please.

822
00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,417
Now, Mr. Adams, just a few questions.

823
00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:24,417
I understand you built that rocket alone?

824
00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:25,833
Yes, oh, yes, yes.

825
00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:28,250
And that you also constructed
the lighting console

826
00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:29,583
for the school play?

827
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:33,375
Yes, j-j-just a little, uh, job
I knocked up.

828
00:48:33,542 --> 00:48:35,958
You obviously devote
a great deal of your spare time

829
00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:37,458
to school projects.

830
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,167
They keep me occupied in the evenings.

831
00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:42,333
Fully?

832
00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:45,583
F-f-f-fully?

833
00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:50,292
Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I startle you?

834
00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:53,125
N-n-n-no. No.

835
00:48:53,292 --> 00:48:56,792
You're surely not intimidated
by inspectors.

836
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:59,458
We are not such ogres, you know?

837
00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:02,833
At least, I hope I'm not.

838
00:49:02,958 --> 00:49:06,125
Th-th-thank you very much.

839
00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:08,500
W-Well, miss Wheeler,
have you any f-further questions

840
00:49:08,667 --> 00:49:09,375
you'd like to ask?

841
00:49:09,542 --> 00:49:11,375
- No.
- Thank you.

842
00:49:11,542 --> 00:49:12,917
Oh, j-just a minute.

843
00:49:16,792 --> 00:49:18,583
I always give the teachers an opportunity

844
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:23,917
to question me
on ministry policy, or anything.

845
00:49:26,958 --> 00:49:28,250
Anything.

846
00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:34,708
Miss Wheeler, there is something

847
00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:40,083
I wanted t-t... not to ask you,
but to tell you,

848
00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:44,208
uh, something that has been
nagging at me, nagging,

849
00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:46,875
nagging at me, so much so, in fact,

850
00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:49,125
that I've hardly been able to concentrate

851
00:49:49,292 --> 00:49:51,583
on what you were s-saying because of it.

852
00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:58,583
Miss Wheeler...

853
00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:04,833
I've hardly been able
to take my eyes off you.

854
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,220
I hope you don't think
I'm being personal...

855
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:12,542
Or, um, presuming too much.

856
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:16,667
Miss Wheeler...

857
00:50:18,292 --> 00:50:20,833
There is something I want to tell you.

858
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,833
You've got a nose
on your face, and you're smart.

859
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,167
You're smart.

860
00:51:06,917 --> 00:51:08,877
Well, Milton, what sort of
a morning have you had?

861
00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:10,833
Since you ask, exceptionally quiet.

862
00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:12,375
Uh-huh. Took my advice, eh?

863
00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,750
There's no doubt about it, firmness pays.

864
00:51:14,917 --> 00:51:17,375
Miss sh-short, Milton,
something wonderful's happened.

865
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,292
- What?
- Nothing. Nothing.

866
00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:21,417
That's just it. Isn't it marvelous?

867
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:23,059
I-I've taken two classes this morning

868
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,333
and nothing's happened,

869
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,260
just honest to goodness
teaching, that's all.

870
00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:28,542
-Con -I've never felt so happy.

871
00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:30,184
My, my, we are a happy lot this morning.

872
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,042
The girls, they're so cooperative.

873
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:33,667
I've never known anything like it.

874
00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:35,018
What a change in the children.

875
00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:36,417
It's just like a miracle.

876
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:37,375
You two, too?

877
00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:39,542
Tut-tut. Such clumsy phrasing.

878
00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:41,417
You two too... tut-tut.

879
00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:44,333
It's been marvelous.

880
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,250
Not a prank all morning.

881
00:51:46,417 --> 00:51:47,893
Well, trouble's over, back to normal.

882
00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:49,208
I say, just a minute.

883
00:51:49,375 --> 00:51:51,518
They might be lulling us
into a false sense of security.

884
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:53,958
Oh, nonsense! It's because
we've been firm,

885
00:51:54,167 --> 00:51:55,500
that's what's done it.

886
00:51:55,667 --> 00:51:59,375
- I always maintain.
- Thank you and goodnight.

887
00:51:59,542 --> 00:52:01,958
I'm trying to work on
an idea for the crypt scene.

888
00:52:02,167 --> 00:52:04,250
Oh, creep off.

889
00:52:06,458 --> 00:52:09,167
Excuse me, I've got
to cake a phone w... uh...

890
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:10,625
A t-t-telephone.

891
00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:13,750
Well, it's wonderful to think
that all our troubles are over.

892
00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:15,125
- Oh!
- Oh!

893
00:52:15,292 --> 00:52:17,018
- Ow! Is this somebody's...
- Oh, help him up

894
00:52:17,042 --> 00:52:18,351
Some idea of
a little practical joke.

895
00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:19,542
Oh, good grief...

896
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:21,458
Wait a minute, wait a minute, careful.

897
00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:22,934
I might have hurt my spine.
Well, it's so ridiculous.

898
00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:25,292
Oh.

899
00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:32,708
Oh.

900
00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:34,667
Trouble's over, eh?

901
00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:36,417
Please.

902
00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:40,833
I say, look, put piece Polish

903
00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,833
all over the ear boot...
Uh, piece of the tele...

904
00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:45,708
Oh, no. What's this? Aah!

905
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,958
Look, it's stuck.

906
00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:51,875
It... get... get... get off.

907
00:52:52,042 --> 00:52:53,882
Certainly it's a dirty little...

908
00:52:55,792 --> 00:52:58,917
Firmness pays, does it?

909
00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:01,708
I am going to report
this to Mr. Wakefield.

910
00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:05,833
Help, somebody! Help!

911
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:07,833
My goodness, come here.

912
00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:15,250
- Come on.
- That's right.

913
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:16,458
Put your legs up.

914
00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:19,167
Oh, look out!

915
00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:29,542
Are you all right, Adams?

916
00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:32,875
How ridiculous practical jokes.

917
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:38,208
I'm going to Mr. Wakefield.

918
00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:39,417
Oh!

919
00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:41,958
I'm going to insist.

920
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:48,900
What on earth is going on in there?

921
00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:54,833
Halt! Aaah!

922
00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:12,042
I can't stand anymore. I can't!

923
00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:29,750
What are you doing here, Stevens?

924
00:54:29,917 --> 00:54:30,917
Running an errand, miss.

925
00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:32,208
- Well, run.
- Yes, miss.

926
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:53,708
You see, sir, these six children
want to attend the exhibition

927
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:58,500
only when they know that grigg
and Wheeler will be there.

928
00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:01,167
- Mm-hmm?
- Well, don't you see, sir?

929
00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:04,417
- They are the ringleaders.
- Hmm.

930
00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:06,750
Seizing this opportunity to make trouble

931
00:55:06,917 --> 00:55:08,477
wherever grigg and miss Wheeler may be.

932
00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:14,208
An alert and genius deduction,
miss short, but no proof.

933
00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:17,083
We'll watch them, get proof,

934
00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:19,542
and then six of the best apiece.

935
00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:22,208
I don't like caning, you know that.

936
00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:24,500
And I like spying even less.

937
00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,667
It's the only way.

938
00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:29,208
Leave it to me, I'll arrange everything.

939
00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:40,042
What did I tell you? They're on to us.

940
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:41,625
They'll be watching us now.

941
00:55:41,792 --> 00:55:44,750
Yeah, blooming notice. Well, that's that.

942
00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:46,333
All operations canceled?

943
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,083
Good generals take advantage of setbacks,

944
00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:51,792
turn them into victories.

945
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:52,998
Now, that's what we'll do.

946
00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:01,708
I wish to apply...

947
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:06,667
For the post of headmaster...

948
00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:46,792
Sarah. Sarah, my darling.

949
00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:47,958
It's all over.

950
00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:49,958
Over? But... but last night...

951
00:56:50,167 --> 00:56:51,643
Excuse me, please,
I want to leave the room.

952
00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:52,893
Sarah, darling, what have I done?

953
00:56:52,917 --> 00:56:54,250
- This!
- That?

954
00:56:54,417 --> 00:56:56,708
That's changed your feelings towards me?

955
00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,417
Do you think I, a working teacher,

956
00:56:58,583 --> 00:56:59,958
could give my heart to the altar

957
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,083
of this treacherous tripe,
this stab-in-the-back

958
00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:03,292
to the entire profession?

959
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,818
How dare you? I studied in Vienna.

960
00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:06,500
And I teach here!

961
00:57:06,667 --> 00:57:09,208
This is all mushy theory,
and I know children.

962
00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:11,833
You know? What do you know?

963
00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:14,038
You know it's easier
to stand in the path of progress

964
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:15,458
than meet new ideas halfway?

965
00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:17,143
God, you're talking just like an ignorant,

966
00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,583
victorian, muscle-bound government.

967
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:20,500
I'd rather be that than a namby-pamby,

968
00:57:20,667 --> 00:57:21,768
starry-eyed, head shrinking twerp!

969
00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:25,708
Oh! You listen to me. No, I...

970
00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,542
Sarah, we're arguing.

971
00:57:27,708 --> 00:57:29,875
What a brilliant analysis.

972
00:57:30,042 --> 00:57:31,682
We mustn't argue. No, no, Sarah, let's...

973
00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:33,958
Let's nothing. It's all over.

974
00:57:34,167 --> 00:57:36,958
Over? But, darling, I love you.

975
00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:38,167
What am I going to do?

976
00:57:38,208 --> 00:57:40,208
See chapter five.

977
00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:46,208
Chapter five?

978
00:57:58,542 --> 00:57:59,982
What's the matter with miss allcock?

979
00:58:00,167 --> 00:58:01,458
She looks very distressed.

980
00:58:03,625 --> 00:58:05,333
- Mr. Grigg!
- What?

981
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:07,458
What? Oh.

982
00:58:07,625 --> 00:58:09,125
1... no, 1... no...

983
00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:12,167
Well, I... I found them in my...
In my pocket. I...

984
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,083
All set, know what to do this break?

985
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:22,625
Operation "war of nerves."

986
00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:24,708
Okay, now watch your timing. Scatter.

987
00:58:28,958 --> 00:58:32,417
Right, now, you all know what to do.

988
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:34,750
Watch the suspects during this break.

989
00:58:34,917 --> 00:58:37,625
Take them to Wakefield
if we spot anything suspicious.

990
00:58:37,792 --> 00:58:39,833
Well, you might sound a little keener.

991
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,958
This time the search is narrowed down.

992
00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:44,500
We know who to watch, those six.

993
00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:46,351
Well, I'd plan something else
during this break.

994
00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:49,083
Me too. Music doesn't write
itself, you know?

995
00:58:49,250 --> 00:58:52,375
Oh, really, you might be
a little more cooperative.

996
00:58:52,542 --> 00:58:54,292
I promised Mr. Wakefield.

997
00:58:54,458 --> 00:58:58,417
I can't be expected to watch
six children all by myself.

998
00:58:58,583 --> 00:58:59,583
All right, we'll do...

999
00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:36,500
Toluene.

1000
00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:38,208
Nitric acid.

1001
00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:45,417
And these add up to tnt.

1002
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:50,583
Mr. Wakefield!

1003
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,125
Excuse me, sir.

1004
00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:55,958
Can you give us a book on terrorism?

1005
00:59:58,583 --> 00:59:59,833
Bangs that made history.

1006
00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:02,375
Thank you, sir.

1007
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:08,500
Terrorism?

1008
01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:09,958
Those two?

1009
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,500
Well, what is it?

1010
01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:21,417
They're baking a "momb."

1011
01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:23,042
I know.

1012
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:28,625
- Milton.
- Oh!

1013
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,042
Don't do that.

1014
01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:33,250
I just heard haig and Dale
plotting an explosion.

1015
01:00:33,417 --> 01:00:35,042
Same here. Lee and Gordon.

1016
01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:36,875
- Oh, come on.
- All right.

1017
01:00:43,042 --> 01:00:44,500
Silly fools.

1018
01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:52,917
I'm not going to waste my time. Huh!

1019
01:00:56,125 --> 01:00:59,750
It's all in my do-it-yourself
book, how to make a bomb.

1020
01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:02,708
Ta-ta-ta-ta-tat.

1021
01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:05,500
Take a container, detonator, sulfur,

1022
01:01:05,667 --> 01:01:07,958
potassium nitrate, and carbon,

1023
01:01:08,167 --> 01:01:10,167
anyone can make gunpowder, you'll see.

1024
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,250
I can't wait.

1025
01:01:15,417 --> 01:01:20,125
Mr. Wakefield. Mr. Wakefield!

1026
01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:21,583
Mr. Wakefield!

1027
01:01:21,750 --> 01:01:22,990
- Right.
- She saw us all right.

1028
01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:28,917
Now, now, girls.

1029
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:31,243
You know you're not allowed
in classrooms during break.

1030
01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:44,917
Bombs?

1031
01:01:45,083 --> 01:01:47,208
Why were you out of bounds
in the stores room, bird?

1032
01:01:47,375 --> 01:01:48,708
Ask Mr. Adams, sir.

1033
01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:49,958
Why ask me?

1034
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:51,750
You know I'm interested in science, sir.

1035
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,417
I was just looking around.

1036
01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:55,292
And the disturbed bottles?

1037
01:01:55,458 --> 01:01:56,625
Just reading the labels, sir.

1038
01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:58,583
Did you remove any of the contents?

1039
01:01:58,750 --> 01:01:59,790
Why should I do that, sir?

1040
01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:01,250
To make a bomb.

1041
01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:04,107
Is Mr. Adams feeling all right, sir?

1042
01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:06,083
Bird, tell the truth.

1043
01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:09,958
I am, sir. Look, why doesn't
Mr. Adams check the bottles?

1044
01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:12,978
Yes, you'll not find anything missing.

1045
01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:14,417
Have you done that, Mr. Adams?

1046
01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:15,684
Well, no, sir. You see, I...

1047
01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:16,833
Kindly do so at once.

1048
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:18,667
Yes, Mr. Wakefield.

1049
01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:24,208
Wait in the next room, bird.

1050
01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:25,958
Yes, sir.

1051
01:02:32,667 --> 01:02:34,167
Why did you borrow this book?

1052
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:36,125
Just for private study, sir.

1053
01:02:36,292 --> 01:02:37,667
We're doing modern history, sir,

1054
01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,750
that's full of bangs.

1055
01:02:39,917 --> 01:02:41,667
Why were you in
the classroom during break?

1056
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,667
To get a bit of peace and quiet, sir,

1057
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:46,893
well, why didn't you explain
before running away?

1058
01:02:46,917 --> 01:02:49,042
Well, miss, there's been
so much bad behavior

1059
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:52,333
just lately, we thought
we'll be made an example of.

1060
01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:56,375
The what, miss?

1061
01:02:57,458 --> 01:02:58,875
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!

1062
01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:01,625
Bomb diddly omb-bomb, bomb bomb.

1063
01:03:02,708 --> 01:03:03,958
Wait in the next room.

1064
01:03:08,583 --> 01:03:09,583
Come in.

1065
01:03:12,208 --> 01:03:13,792
What's all this about, sir?

1066
01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:16,375
You and Sheila were discussing
the making of gunpowder.

1067
01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:17,708
That's right, sir.

1068
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:18,708
For guy Fawkes day.

1069
01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:20,583
That's not for months.

1070
01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:23,083
Well, we're always being
told to plan ahead.

1071
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:25,500
It won't work, haig.

1072
01:03:25,667 --> 01:03:28,167
It will. There's
full instructions in this book.

1073
01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:29,792
I'm not talking about fireworks.

1074
01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:31,167
Well, I am.

1075
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,958
We seem to be at cross purposes here.

1076
01:03:34,667 --> 01:03:36,458
Now, keep quiet and listen.

1077
01:03:36,625 --> 01:03:38,476
Your excuse is flimsy
in the extreme considering...

1078
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:42,125
Considering there's no smoke without fire.

1079
01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:43,417
Excuse me, miss,

1080
01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:45,375
but that's the daftest proverb going.

1081
01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:48,417
I mean, sometimes there's
whacking great clouds of smoke

1082
01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:50,083
without so much as a spark.

1083
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:52,375
It all depends
on what you want to believe.

1084
01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:53,583
Now take propaganda.

1085
01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:57,250
Haig, Sheila, wait in the next room.

1086
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:04,708
Could we possibly be mistaken, all of us?

1087
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,250
No.

1088
01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:07,958
Wait till Stevens is rounded up.

1089
01:04:08,125 --> 01:04:10,667
He is the real ringleader. You'll see.

1090
01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:12,208
Will we?

1091
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:14,726
Or will we learn from children
that quite often, and I quote,

1092
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:16,958
"there's whacking great clouds of smoke

1093
01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:19,125
without so much as a spark."

1094
01:04:19,292 --> 01:04:20,292
Unquote.

1095
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:11,292
A time bomb.

1096
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,583
Sarah, where are the extra chairs?

1097
01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,958
I wouldn't be surprised
if the little darlings

1098
01:05:58,167 --> 01:05:59,833
were chopping them out for a bonfire.

1099
01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:00,833
Charming.

1100
01:06:00,958 --> 01:06:02,333
- I better check.
- Hmm.

1101
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,833
Come on, back up, you lot.

1102
01:06:03,958 --> 01:06:05,678
We'll never get the curtain up
at this rate.

1103
01:06:07,917 --> 01:06:08,917
Miss allcock?

1104
01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:10,458
Please go away, I'm very busy.

1105
01:06:10,625 --> 01:06:12,643
You've got to listen.
I got the whole thing analyzed.

1106
01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:14,917
Take your hands off me, Mr. Grigg.

1107
01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:16,542
You know I've studied judo.

1108
01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,583
I love you, and you love me,

1109
01:06:18,750 --> 01:06:20,390
but because this has happened so quickly,

1110
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,875
you feel robbed of the exquisite
tensions of courtship.

1111
01:06:23,042 --> 01:06:24,250
Let go!

1112
01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:26,018
Your rejection of me
is just an elaborate psychic

1113
01:06:26,042 --> 01:06:27,708
ruse to provoke the ritual of courtship.

1114
01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,555
I know, Sarah, it's too late for that now.

1115
01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:31,345
Our love is too certain.
You know I'm right.

1116
01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:32,958
Don't try and shift me.

1117
01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:39,375
Come along, children, stop larking about!

1118
01:06:39,542 --> 01:06:41,667
But I love you, miss allcock.

1119
01:07:05,167 --> 01:07:06,208
Mr. Adams?

1120
01:07:06,375 --> 01:07:07,726
Miss Wheeler, I want to talk to you.

1121
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:09,208
- Right now?
- Right now.

1122
01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:10,417
Sit down, please.

1123
01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:14,500
- But there's a meeting.
- Sit down.

1124
01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:15,958
Miss Wheeler,

1125
01:07:16,167 --> 01:07:18,125
I've worked the whole thing
out scientifically.

1126
01:07:18,292 --> 01:07:20,125
Mr. Adams, whatever are you talking about?

1127
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,625
- Miss Wheeler, I love you.
- Do you?

1128
01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:25,934
Don't question the facts, please.

1129
01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,042
It's most unscientific.

1130
01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:28,375
Oh, I'm sorry.

1131
01:07:28,542 --> 01:07:29,643
I dare say, though, you'd like to know

1132
01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:31,208
the background to this fact.

1133
01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:33,250
If you don't mind.

1134
01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:34,833
Of course.

1135
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,167
During the last few days,

1136
01:07:37,333 --> 01:07:38,875
I have attempted to pay court...

1137
01:07:39,042 --> 01:07:41,125
I believe that's the correct term,

1138
01:07:41,292 --> 01:07:42,833
to pay court to you.

1139
01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:45,167
These attempts, for reasons
I shall explain later,

1140
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:48,292
were not genuinely based.

1141
01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:50,167
Therefore, they failed.

1142
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:51,958
I escaped in confusion,

1143
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:56,542
resolved never to attempt
the experiment again.

1144
01:07:56,708 --> 01:07:59,542
After the last attempt, however,

1145
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:03,750
an extraordinary reaction set in.

1146
01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:06,917
Far from never wanting to see you again,

1147
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:12,667
I was progressively gripped by a...

1148
01:08:12,833 --> 01:08:14,083
A panic...

1149
01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:19,292
That I wouldn't ever be alone
with you again,

1150
01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:21,958
and I wanted to be with you.

1151
01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:27,083
A heart-aching want.

1152
01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:29,750
So, here I am.

1153
01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:31,958
Well, that is the background to the fact

1154
01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:33,684
I mentioned to you just now, miss Wheeler.

1155
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:37,208
The fact that after...

1156
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:40,750
A-A-An uncertain and wrong beginning,

1157
01:08:40,917 --> 01:08:43,958
I have now, actually,

1158
01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:48,500
fallen in love with you, miss Wheeler.

1159
01:08:50,458 --> 01:08:55,625
I must have done, to feel
the way I feel now.

1160
01:08:55,792 --> 01:08:58,792
How do you feel?

1161
01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:02,500
Your collar's frayed,

1162
01:09:02,667 --> 01:09:04,101
there's a button missing on yourjacket,

1163
01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:06,958
and your hair wants cutting.

1164
01:09:07,167 --> 01:09:08,542
You need looking after.

1165
01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:11,500
I'd like to do that.

1166
01:09:15,292 --> 01:09:17,375
Oh, Felicity.

1167
01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:24,958
May I

1168
01:09:25,167 --> 01:09:27,042
may I hold you?

1169
01:09:27,208 --> 01:09:30,792
It's necessary, scientifically.

1170
01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:39,333
Marry me?

1171
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,417
I didn't muddle one phrase, did I?

1172
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:48,083
Well, you couldn't very well
muddle that last one.

1173
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:49,250
Thank goodness.

1174
01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:50,667
Felicity, there's something

1175
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:52,268
I've got to tell you or explain,
I must confess.

1176
01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:54,375
Later. We really must go to that meeting.

1177
01:09:56,542 --> 01:09:57,542
Come on.

1178
01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:09,958
Ladies and gentlemen,

1179
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,500
this meeting has been called

1180
01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:15,292
at the urgent request of Mr. Grigg.

1181
01:10:15,458 --> 01:10:16,578
Now there's very little time

1182
01:10:16,667 --> 01:10:18,292
before the school play performance,

1183
01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:20,792
so without further ado, Mr. Grigg.

1184
01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:21,958
Thank you.

1185
01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:26,417
I, um...

1186
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,375
I leave maudlin street tomorrow

1187
01:10:28,542 --> 01:10:31,958
with my research work incomplete.

1188
01:10:32,167 --> 01:10:33,292
It's obvious, I think,

1189
01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:35,125
that four days is woefully inadequate

1190
01:10:35,292 --> 01:10:36,572
in which to study the phenomenon

1191
01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:38,542
of behavior patterns at this school.

1192
01:10:39,958 --> 01:10:43,542
That's, um, that's where you come in.

1193
01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,726
You five teachers, you seem
to have been at the center

1194
01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:47,625
of the week's events.

1195
01:10:47,792 --> 01:10:50,958
I propose to consult
with you all at length

1196
01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:51,917
during the school hours

1197
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:55,375
to, uh, to draw on your experience

1198
01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:58,958
and your opinions.
After all, uh... you, uh...

1199
01:11:00,708 --> 01:11:01,958
You know the children,

1200
01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,625
you're here all the time
as practicing teachers.

1201
01:11:04,792 --> 01:11:06,417
To start with, however,

1202
01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:07,893
I'll be grateful for your
you're here all the time

1203
01:11:07,917 --> 01:11:09,333
preliminary thoughts here now.

1204
01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:15,292
That, um, doesn't mean, of course,

1205
01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:17,258
that I haven't
a preliminary theory of my own.

1206
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:21,042
Your imperturbable...

1207
01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:25,625
Your, uh, imperturbable acting headmaster

1208
01:11:25,792 --> 01:11:27,112
doesn't altogether agree with me,

1209
01:11:27,208 --> 01:11:29,625
but it's, um... it's my belief,

1210
01:11:29,792 --> 01:11:34,208
that we are, uh, witnessing
a... a mass juvenile hysteria...

1211
01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:37,792
Ah, whoa! An UN...

1212
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:41,042
Unknown since
the, uh, children's crusades...

1213
01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:46,500
Of the m... middle ages. Ooh!

1214
01:11:46,667 --> 01:11:48,500
Thank you, Mr. Grigg.

1215
01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:50,458
Before throwing this open to the meeting,

1216
01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:52,292
I'd like to make my position...

1217
01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:56,500
My position clear.

1218
01:11:56,667 --> 01:12:00,208
The essence of hysteria is in my view

1219
01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:04,750
that it's sustained continuous...

1220
01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:11,292
It's been so spasmodic.

1221
01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:15,125
For example,
since this morning's bomb hooks,

1222
01:12:15,292 --> 01:12:16,667
things have been quiet,

1223
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:21,042
free from irritation for all of us.

1224
01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,958
Miss allcock, you wish to make your

1225
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:30,375
views known?

1226
01:12:30,542 --> 01:12:32,875
Physical exercise, that's the answer.

1227
01:12:33,042 --> 01:12:34,750
There's nothing like it for working off

1228
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:37,958
potentially dangerous surplus energy.

1229
01:12:38,167 --> 01:12:39,583
It's all in the spine, you know?

1230
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:41,042
Oh, yes, all right.

1231
01:12:41,208 --> 01:12:43,088
There's a wonderful
new exercise, I'll show you.

1232
01:12:44,167 --> 01:12:45,167
Ah!

1233
01:12:45,292 --> 01:12:46,417
Oh!

1234
01:12:49,542 --> 01:12:50,958
Oh, that's just wonderful.

1235
01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:52,167
May ijoin you?

1236
01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:53,542
Oh, be my guest.

1237
01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:02,583
Miss allcock!

1238
01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:03,958
Mr. Adams!

1239
01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:06,958
Please, sit down.

1240
01:13:10,542 --> 01:13:13,500
Mr. Milton, haven't you something to say?

1241
01:13:13,667 --> 01:13:15,042
Oh!

1242
01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:18,500
Uh, as I see it,

1243
01:13:18,667 --> 01:13:21,958
willful lack of extra curricular
intellectual activity

1244
01:13:22,125 --> 01:13:23,250
- ooh!
- Is causative...

1245
01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,333
- Oh-ooh. Ha ha ha!
- In this matter.

1246
01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:28,042
A mock parliament, sir,
debating societies,

1247
01:13:29,708 --> 01:13:31,667
It's, um, intellectual
stimulation of this kind

1248
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:34,750
that's required to satisfy
the juvenile itch.

1249
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,458
Shut up, you jackass!

1250
01:13:37,625 --> 01:13:39,125
Sorry, I can't help it.

1251
01:13:39,292 --> 01:13:43,417
You see, I get all... Whoa! Wah!

1252
01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:44,583
Mr. Bean!

1253
01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:45,333
Ooh!

1254
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:47,167
Ah!

1255
01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:50,083
- You and your psychiatry!
- Miss short!

1256
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:55,083
The baa-lambs have drenched your
very room in itching powder.

1257
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:56,875
How does he analyze that?!

1258
01:13:57,042 --> 01:13:58,167
Scratch my back, please.

1259
01:13:58,333 --> 01:13:59,375
Neven

1260
01:13:59,542 --> 01:14:00,583
no, never!

1261
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:01,583
Oh, oh, please.

1262
01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:02,750
Please, help.

1263
01:14:02,833 --> 01:14:04,542
Help, help.

1264
01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:05,708
Scratch my back.

1265
01:15:05,917 --> 01:15:07,875
If music be the food of love...

1266
01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:10,208
Belt up.

1267
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,750
All right, now this is
the biggest operation so far.

1268
01:15:17,917 --> 01:15:19,542
Now, make it good, that's all.

1269
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,667
I'm terribly s... oh, dear.

1270
01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:55,708
Get off, get off.

1271
01:15:55,875 --> 01:15:56,875
But the curtain's up.

1272
01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:57,958
Get off!

1273
01:15:59,167 --> 01:16:00,292
This is my bit. You get off!

1274
01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:01,958
Don't you tell me what to do...

1275
01:16:02,167 --> 01:16:03,708
Oh!

1276
01:16:08,417 --> 01:16:10,500
Two households, both alike in dignity.

1277
01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:14,125
Shut up.

1278
01:16:14,292 --> 01:16:16,042
I'm on.

1279
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:18,292
In fair verona, where we lay our scene,

1280
01:16:18,458 --> 01:16:20,500
where civil blood makes
civil hands unclean...

1281
01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:23,125
Oh, can't you follow a cue sheet?

1282
01:16:23,292 --> 01:16:24,875
It's simple enough. What a start.

1283
01:16:25,042 --> 01:16:26,042
What a start!

1284
01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:32,833
That's better.

1285
01:16:32,958 --> 01:16:36,167
From forth the fatal loins
of these two foes,

1286
01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:38,125
a pair of star-crossed lovers

1287
01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:40,167
take their life.

1288
01:16:45,042 --> 01:16:46,362
Look, I never touched the switch.

1289
01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:48,820
Don't talk to Felicity like that.

1290
01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:51,792
Oh, so it's Felicity now, is it?

1291
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:52,958
Oh, now I understand.

1292
01:16:54,167 --> 01:16:55,518
What you were touching at the time.

1293
01:16:55,542 --> 01:16:57,208
How would you like a punch on the nose?

1294
01:16:57,375 --> 01:16:58,375
Shh. The play.

1295
01:16:58,500 --> 01:16:59,625
Shut up, will you?

1296
01:16:59,792 --> 01:17:01,472
Don't you talk to me like that!

1297
01:17:03,042 --> 01:17:04,333
I shouldn't be here. I'm going.

1298
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,792
You stay where you are!

1299
01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,958
The music. Flaming theme.

1300
01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:11,833
Psst.

1301
01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:13,833
Psst.

1302
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:18,750
Toy with your dagger.

1303
01:17:18,917 --> 01:17:20,042
Eh?

1304
01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:23,667
Toy with the blade.

1305
01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:25,143
Sorry, can't hear you, Mr. Milton.

1306
01:17:25,167 --> 01:17:26,500
Excuse me.

1307
01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:31,500
Oh, make up your mind, do!

1308
01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:33,042
Oh.

1309
01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:43,750
But, soft!

1310
01:17:43,917 --> 01:17:45,625
What light through yonder window breaks?

1311
01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:50,417
It is the east, and Juliet, the sun.

1312
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:52,500
Oh, Romeo, Romeo!

1313
01:17:52,667 --> 01:17:54,917
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

1314
01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:57,042
Ooh, sorry.

1315
01:17:57,208 --> 01:17:58,726
It's all right, carry on.

1316
01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:00,708
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.

1317
01:18:00,875 --> 01:18:02,750
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,

1318
01:18:02,917 --> 01:18:04,333
and I'll no longer be a capulet.

1319
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,060
Well, come on, is anyone gonna help me?

1320
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:08,958
Oh, no, no.

1321
01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:10,208
Stand still.

1322
01:18:10,375 --> 01:18:11,375
You're pulling me.

1323
01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:12,458
See, you. That's it.

1324
01:18:12,625 --> 01:18:13,625
Don't pull me back.

1325
01:18:13,792 --> 01:18:16,542
Do I have to wait up here all night?

1326
01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:19,208
Juliet, it's, uh, wilt thou belt up?

1327
01:18:19,375 --> 01:18:21,542
Oh, what a Brandy!

1328
01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:25,458
Oh, ta.

1329
01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:29,292
After all I've taught them.

1330
01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:30,458
That's all right.

1331
01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:31,458
Glad to help.

1332
01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:32,708
Now, where were we?

1333
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,375
And I'll no longer be a capulet.

1334
01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:36,542
Shall I hear more,
or shall I speak at this?

1335
01:19:06,083 --> 01:19:10,750
Go hence, to have more talk
of these sad things.

1336
01:19:10,917 --> 01:19:14,750
Some shall be pardoned, and some punished.

1337
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:17,875
For never was a story of more woe

1338
01:19:18,042 --> 01:19:21,667
than this of Juliet and her Romeo.

1339
01:19:24,042 --> 01:19:25,042
Careful.

1340
01:19:30,042 --> 01:19:32,792
Get the curtain down.

1341
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,208
The... the wires must be crossed.

1342
01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,833
Turn it down, pull it down, burn it down!

1343
01:19:41,958 --> 01:19:43,250
Only get it down!

1344
01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:49,667
Ooh, come on!

1345
01:19:49,833 --> 01:19:51,750
Hey, Hudson! Thompson!

1346
01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:56,583
Turn it off! Try and get the...

1347
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,125
Thompson, try and get
that thing turned off!

1348
01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:05,083
Ladies and gentlemen,

1349
01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:07,101
I'm afraid we've experienced
a slight technical glitch,

1350
01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:09,583
but I'm sure if you bear
with us for a moment.

1351
01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:13,083
It seems that two wires
have become crossed,

1352
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:14,417
and I wish I were dead.

1353
01:20:14,583 --> 01:20:15,583
Bean!

1354
01:20:17,667 --> 01:20:18,750
Milton!

1355
01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,583
Mr. Wakefield!

1356
01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:26,250
Mr. Wake...

1357
01:20:56,292 --> 01:20:57,458
You're getting overconfident,

1358
01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:59,250
nobody on watch.

1359
01:20:59,417 --> 01:21:00,833
Let's see what you have in store

1360
01:21:00,958 --> 01:21:02,667
for end of term prize giving, shall we?

1361
01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:07,542
Same trick as before.

1362
01:21:09,458 --> 01:21:11,083
Your inventiveness is flagging.

1363
01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:15,417
Itching powder, again?

1364
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:17,292
You are repeating yourselves.

1365
01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,458
I suppose the piano is rigged to collapse

1366
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:20,958
during the school song, hmm?

1367
01:21:22,792 --> 01:21:25,333
Flour, again?

1368
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:28,208
Couldn't you have found
some soot just for a change?

1369
01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:32,083
You will dismantle
these amusing tricks at once.

1370
01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:34,583
In 20 years, I have never punished anyone

1371
01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:36,250
on the last day of term,

1372
01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:38,917
but you boys will report to me

1373
01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,875
immediately after prize giving.

1374
01:21:47,375 --> 01:21:48,708
Take 'em down.

1375
01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,500
Come, let's clear up.

1376
01:21:54,750 --> 01:21:57,500
Haven't you anything to say
for yourselves?

1377
01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:02,958
D'ah...

1378
01:22:14,375 --> 01:22:15,667
Stevens?

1379
01:22:18,292 --> 01:22:20,250
Sir, wait, wait.

1380
01:22:20,417 --> 01:22:21,542
It's all a mistake, sir.

1381
01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:22,958
I'll do you.

1382
01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:27,417
Thanks to Penelope's common sense

1383
01:22:27,583 --> 01:22:28,333
in approaching me...

1384
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,625
Don't listen to her, sir.

1385
01:22:29,792 --> 01:22:30,958
Be quiet, Stevens!

1386
01:22:32,167 --> 01:22:33,500
Miss short,

1387
01:22:33,667 --> 01:22:36,417
what did Penelope say
to justify this intrusion?

1388
01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:37,667
She has told me, sir,

1389
01:22:37,833 --> 01:22:41,958
the reason for this week's
untoward events.

1390
01:22:42,167 --> 01:22:44,333
Mr. Wakefield...

1391
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:47,792
These children discovered
you were planning to leave.

1392
01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:50,458
They don't want you to leave.

1393
01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:52,083
It's as simple as that.

1394
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:55,542
They feel, as does the entire school,

1395
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:56,958
that maudlin street...

1396
01:22:57,167 --> 01:22:58,875
Wouldn't be the same without you.

1397
01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:02,125
They thought of getting up a petition,

1398
01:23:02,292 --> 01:23:05,083
but decided that
wasn't certain to succeed.

1399
01:23:05,250 --> 01:23:07,125
Besides, such an action

1400
01:23:07,292 --> 01:23:09,792
was considered by them to be soft,

1401
01:23:09,958 --> 01:23:12,500
not the maudlin street way.

1402
01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:17,292
So, with all the circumstances
in their favor,

1403
01:23:17,458 --> 01:23:19,292
they decided to make sure

1404
01:23:19,458 --> 01:23:22,333
you would never obtain a post
anywhere else,

1405
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:26,333
and launched their campaign to that end,

1406
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:30,083
with the whole school behind them.

1407
01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:34,958
You may wish to proceed
with punishing these boys.

1408
01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:36,375
Personally...

1409
01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:42,292
I would count to my years
in the profession well spent

1410
01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:47,875
if they do half as much
to make me stay among them.

1411
01:24:15,792 --> 01:24:19,417
Now I know there's something
to child psychiatry, and...

1412
01:24:20,917 --> 01:24:22,458
Oh, I do love you.

1413
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:25,667
Oh, there, there, there.

1414
01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:28,083
But if any of our kids deserve a thick ear

1415
01:24:28,250 --> 01:24:30,750
they get it, right?

1416
01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:32,583
Of course.

1417
01:24:32,750 --> 01:24:34,083
But, oh, just between you and me,

1418
01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:35,333
I realized long ago

1419
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:37,958
that free expression is just the thing

1420
01:24:38,167 --> 01:24:40,667
for, um, other people's children.

1421
01:24:40,833 --> 01:24:42,583
Oh!

1422
01:24:59,292 --> 01:25:00,792
There he is!

1423
01:25:00,958 --> 01:25:02,458
We want wakie!

1424
01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:04,292
We want wakie!

1425
01:25:04,458 --> 01:25:08,500
We want wakie! We want wakie!

1426
01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:10,375
We want wakie!

1427
01:25:10,542 --> 01:25:14,375
We want wakie! We want wakie!

1428
01:25:14,542 --> 01:25:16,333
We want wakie!

1429
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:17,958
We want wakie!

1430
01:25:18,167 --> 01:25:21,750
We want wakie! We want wakie!

1431
01:25:21,917 --> 01:25:23,667
We want wakie!

1432
01:25:23,833 --> 01:25:27,375
We want wakie! We want wakie!

1433
01:25:27,542 --> 01:25:28,958
We want wakie!

1434
01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:32,500
We want wakie! We want wakie!

1435
01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:34,458
We want wakie!

1436
01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:36,167
We want wakie!

1437
01:25:44,167 --> 01:25:47,667
Have a good holiday, all of you.

1438
01:25:51,542 --> 01:25:52,583
See you next term.