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Wait a minute, fellows.
You got this all wrong.

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- l never laid a hand on her.
- We got there just in time.

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That's the trouble with you nightclub
entertainers. You're all alike.

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You think you can own
every dame in the country.

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Show me a law in the country that says
l can't buy a doll a friendly drink.

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No law, just don't buy a drink in your
hotel room for a doll that's underage.

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- Let's get goin', bud.
- How'd l know she was jailbait?

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She looked like she was 35.

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Want I should ask
for a driver's license?

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lf you had, you would have found out
she was the mayor's daughter.

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But... Well, can't
we talk this over?

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Come on!
You're leaving town now!

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- l can't. l'm broke.
- Here's your ticket.

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One-way.

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All aboard!

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Thank you.

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- Taxi!
- Taxicab!

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Cab, lady?

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Taxi, sir?

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No, thanks. l got my car
and chauffeur meetin' me.

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Step lively for a tour
of San Francisco.

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Aid, young man?
Can l give you aid?

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- What did you have in mind?
- l beg your pardon.

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- Lovely homes and gardens.
- Get your early morning paper.

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Golden Gate Park,
the world-renowned Cliff House...

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overlooking the Pacific.

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- Let your hips swing around the whirl.
- Herm, you need a singer?

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Singer? l don't care if you sing like a
nightingale. l'm runnin' a girls' show.

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Legs, not tonsils.

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l see what you mean.

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Thanks a lot.

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Hurry, hurry.

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This is the place
you can write home about.

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This is the spot.

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Hurry, hurry.
The show is just about to begin.

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Plenty of seats available.
Step right on in out of the rain.

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Everybody happy on the inside.

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We got the greatest show in town.
The greatest show.

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Come on in and hear
Ned Galvin And His Galvinizers...

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the hottest band in town.

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We got the finest food in town.

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Hurry, hurry.
Everybody happy on the inside.

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Go on right in, bud.
Hey, hey!

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How are your fortune cookies?

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Hi, maestro.

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Remember your old pal Joey?

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How could l forget? You still owe me
30 bucks from San Diego.

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What do you think l'm doing here?
l came back to pay you the loot.

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- Oh, man, am l glad to see you.
- Sure.

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Take it out of
my first week's salary.

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Tell the management
l'm available.

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- You're always available.
- You got to stay loose.

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That's the trouble, you see,
but we have an M.C.

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Excuse me a minute.

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Listen, can't we go
someplace after the show?

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Have a cup of coffee and
yak up old times? Have some laughs?

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That'd be good,
but l got a date with a girl.

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lf she's a good-looking chick,
bring her along.

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She's good-lookin' all right.

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You don't understand.
Joey's turned over a new leaf.

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New Joey, huh?
Sure, how about that?

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How good-lookin' is she?

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Back again, huh?

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I'm a red-hot mama

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But I'm blue for you

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l get purple with anger

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At the things you do

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And l'm green with envy

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When you meet a dame

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And you burn my heart up

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With an orange flame

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I'm a red-hot mama

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But you're white and cold

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Don't you know your mama

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Has a heart of gold

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Hey. Who's the mouse
with the built?

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A terrific rainbow
over you and l

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You got to lay off of her, Joey.
She's a nice kid.

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She has ambition too.
She wants to be a singer.

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By the way, l'm helping her
with some of her arrangements.

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Looks like she's pretty
well arranged as it is.

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- Has that crummy M.C. shown up yet?
- Not yet, Mike. He must be stuck.

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Yeah, in a crap game. That's twice
this week this bum has been late.

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What do you want me to do? Cut his
number out and we'll go right to finale?

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- Yeah, go right into the finale.
- Okay then.

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Over you and I

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Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's hear it. Make the ladies know it.

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You can do better than that.

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Thank you. Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

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We bid you good evening. l'm very happy
to be working in my hometown of...

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San Francisco.

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l've never seen him before.

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l was born right here in this town,
right top of Telegraph Hill.

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Yes, sir, my mother
was sending a wire at the time.

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That's in Morse code. Secret Service
joke. What are you gonna do?

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- You know this bum?
- Yeah, l know him.

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- What's his name?
- His name's Joey Evans.

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ls that the same Joey Evans
that caused all that trouble...

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at the Hi-Ho Club a few years back?

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You mean the same Joey Evans who...

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l've had a request to do a song that's
dedicated to all the saloon keepers...

102
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who are blowing their liquor license
called ""l Didn't Know What Time lt Was."'

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"" l didn't know... "
Oh, boy. C7, please.

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l didn't know what time it was

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Till l met you

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Oh, what a lovely time it was

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How sublime it was too

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I didn't know what day it was

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You held my hand

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Warm like the month of May it was

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And I'll say it was grand

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He's got them in a trance.

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Better they stay awake.
ln a trance, they won't drink.

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lf they won't drink,
I got to go out of business.

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Grand to see your face
Feel your touch

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Hear your voice say I'm yours

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Alone

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l didn't know what time it was

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And then I met you

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Oh, what a lovely time it was

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How sublime it was too

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I didn't know what day it was

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Then you held my hand

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Warm like the month of May it was

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And I'll say it was grand

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Grand to be alive, to be young

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To be mad, to be yours alone

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Grand to see your face
Feel your touch

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Hear your voice say
I'm all your own

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He's cute!

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You think anyone
with pants on is cute!

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That's a lie.
l Iike lots of people without pants.

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- What l mean is...
- Let it lay, honey.

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l'm wise and
l know what time it is now

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l'm wise and
I know what time it is now

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I'm so wise

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And I know what time it is now

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Thank you very much.

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Okay, hit the finale.

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- Say, when do I start?
- You already started.

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- What about my billing?
- Your what?

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My billing. You know,
my picture out front.

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- Are you kidding?
- Who's kiddin', Mike?

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l got a big following. Put my picture
out front, they'll break the door down.

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You'll have the rope up
every night.

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One bad night
and you'Il be on the end of it.

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Get this straight, lover boy.
l heard a lot about you.

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I don't want you sniffing
around the customers' dames.

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One false move and
you're out on your Frances.

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Yeah, you.

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That's what l like, Mike.
Security in a job.

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Say, nobody's brought it up yet,
but l get 200 a week.

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- What?
- l'll take less.

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l made it a point never to argue
with the fellow who owns the saloon.

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When the sun goes down
it is wide awake

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Take your ma and your pa
and go to Frisco

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Boston is England
New Orleans is France

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New York is anyone
for ten cents a dance

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But this great big town
by the Golden Gate

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ls America's first
and Americans make

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San Francisco

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She was one of those new kids,
a little nervous, you know.

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So l coached her a little bit,
if you excuse the expression.

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She was singin' all those ballads
and that draggy jazz.

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One day when the fleet landed...

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she wanted to know from me
what would please the sailors most.

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So l told her.

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Things were never
the same between us again.

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- Linda English, Joey Evans.
- Hi.

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Yeah, she was quite a doll, that little
redheaded girl of yours in San Diego.

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Mine? lt was your redheaded girl.

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lf you want to get technical
about the situation...

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she was really the manager's girl,
and she was a brunette at the time.

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So good to see
American food again.

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l've been out of the country. l've been
working for six months in Honolulu.

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- You don't look very tan.
- lt was the rainy season.

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lf you really want to know what
they wore under those grass skirts...

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- Easy.
- Sorry.

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- Excuse me, Miss, uh...
- English.

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- For you, Ned.
- Okay, baby. Excuse me.

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l heard about you, buster.

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- Big reputation.
- Yeah.

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00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:33,942
But I'm too much of a lady
to say what for.

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00:14:35,412 --> 00:14:38,404
My sister worked
with you in Fresno.

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00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,609
She told me all about you.

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00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,208
Which one was she?

187
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The one you didn't
get to first base with.

188
00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:48,592
Oh, she was the ugly one.
Must be twins.

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00:14:51,797 --> 00:14:54,527
Hey, fellows, good news.
We're coming up in the world.

190
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:58,798
Got a call from the agent, and he wants
us to play a society party on Nob Hill.

191
00:14:58,871 --> 00:15:02,238
Shorty, you call the union
and get four extra guys.

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00:15:02,308 --> 00:15:03,969
Okay, Ned.

193
00:15:04,043 --> 00:15:07,571
Something must have happened to
the band bus. lt broke down somewhere.

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00:15:07,648 --> 00:15:09,582
- You want to go along?
- We'd love to.

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00:15:11,185 --> 00:15:15,645
Wait a minute. Maybe this could be
a chance to pick up a couple of bucks.

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00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:17,657
Ned boy, l'll never
forget you for this.

197
00:15:17,725 --> 00:15:21,058
Oh, yes, you wiIl forget it.
Tell the drummer to get you a jacket.

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00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,360
- Nice to have met you, Miss, uh...
- English.

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Gotta remember that.

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There is a small hotel

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With a wishing well

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00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,837
l wish that we were there

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00:16:06,245 --> 00:16:07,610
Together

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00:16:09,515 --> 00:16:12,609
There is a bridal suite

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00:16:12,685 --> 00:16:15,711
One room bright and neat

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00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:18,519
Complete for us to share

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00:16:18,592 --> 00:16:22,925
Together

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00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:25,295
Looking through the window

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00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:29,360
You can see a distant steeple

210
00:16:29,437 --> 00:16:32,667
Not a sign of people

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00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:35,869
Who wants people

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00:16:36,878 --> 00:16:39,608
When the steeple bell

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00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:42,344
Says, good night, sleep well

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00:16:43,285 --> 00:16:48,018
We'll thank the small hotel
together

215
00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:00,897
l don't recognize the body,
but the face is familiar.

216
00:17:00,971 --> 00:17:03,600
That's Mrs. Prentiss Simpson.
She owns the place.

217
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,835
She didn't pick up that action
at Arthur Murray's.

218
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:11,316
You're right. She used to be
vera vanessa. She was in show business.

219
00:17:11,383 --> 00:17:13,373
Then she married a wealthy guy
and retired. Don't you remember?

220
00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:16,353
- lt was all in the papers.
- Yeah, now l remember.

221
00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:20,188
"" vanessa, the Undresser." l didn't
recognize her with her clothes on.

222
00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:22,193
Not a bad-looking mouse.

223
00:17:22,261 --> 00:17:25,992
lt's too bad you can't
afford her brand of cheese.

224
00:17:29,636 --> 00:17:32,606
And when the steeple bell

225
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:36,973
Says, good night, sleep well

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00:17:37,044 --> 00:17:39,979
We'll thank the small hotel

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00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:43,279
Together

228
00:17:54,863 --> 00:17:59,460
Sold to the highest bidder, our
charming hostess, Mrs. Prentiss Simpson.

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00:18:05,008 --> 00:18:08,705
Ladies and gentlemen, l believe
this ends our little auction.

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00:18:08,779 --> 00:18:10,770
l know you'll be
very happy to learn...

231
00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:13,146
that the Children's Hospital
will be richer by...

232
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,811
$17,605.

233
00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:21,283
lt's a wee bit short
of our goal of 20,000...

234
00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:26,662
but unfortunately we seem to
have run out of articles to auction.

235
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,757
Just a minute, Mrs. Simpson.

236
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,529
l believe l have
something to auction.

237
00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:35,438
How much would you bid to hear
Mrs. Simpson do one of her numbers?

238
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:41,176
This is her favorite charity.
She couldn't possibly say no.

239
00:18:41,247 --> 00:18:43,442
How much will you pay
to see the lady do the number...

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00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:47,044
that made her name
a byword from coast to coast?

241
00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:51,217
Don't tell me you don't
remember vera vanessa?

242
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:54,283
She used to be vera
with the vanishing veils.

243
00:18:55,663 --> 00:18:59,099
You needn't start the bidding.
l will open the bidding.

244
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:04,037
l will get things going
by bidding $1,000.

245
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:10,371
Yes, sir, a thousand bucks
to see our lovely hostess...

246
00:19:10,446 --> 00:19:13,244
do the number exactly
as she did it on the New York stage.

247
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:16,251
Well, not exactly because...

248
00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:20,847
she promised the police commissioner
she would never do it that way again.

249
00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:25,592
Do l hear 2,000? 2,000?

250
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,028
2,000!

251
00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:28,689
- 3,000!
- That's hardly enough.

252
00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:30,700
That's hardly half enough.

253
00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:34,000
We've got to do
a lot better than that.

254
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,006
l'll bid $4,000.

255
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:46,074
Do I hear $5,000?
$5,000, ladies and gentlemen.

256
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,751
Doesn't any...
$5,000?

257
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,759
5,000...

258
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,969
Please... $5,000!

259
00:20:04,805 --> 00:20:08,674
- l'll bid 5,000!
- $5,000 the man bids.

260
00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:11,371
Sold to the man for $5,000!

261
00:20:11,446 --> 00:20:15,315
Ladies and gentlemen,
l give you Mrs. Prentiss Simpson.

262
00:20:18,687 --> 00:20:20,382
You louse.

263
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:29,792
ln Paris
I headlined the follies

264
00:20:29,866 --> 00:20:32,630
Billed as doll
of all the dollies

265
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:35,694
Admired by the great Stravinsky

266
00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:39,539
But my greatest achievement
in the height of my career

267
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:44,479
Was the time I starred for Minsky

268
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:48,251
You're looking at
a former stripper

269
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,948
But before I unzip one zipper

270
00:20:52,024 --> 00:20:55,551
I want it known
I was quite the artiste

271
00:20:55,627 --> 00:20:59,120
But the intellectual kind

272
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:05,233
What was I thinking
while I worked you might ask

273
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:12,007
While I worked these thoughts
kept crossing my mind

274
00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:20,486
Zip, Walter Lippmann
wasn't brilliant today

275
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:26,627
Zip, will the Giants
ever take it away

276
00:21:27,962 --> 00:21:32,524
Zip, l was reading
Schopenhauer last night

277
00:21:33,803 --> 00:21:38,706
Zip, and I think
that Schopenhauer was right

278
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:43,003
Sigmund Freud has often stated
dreams and drives are all related

279
00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:46,344
Zip, I'm a firm believer

280
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:49,408
Dorothy Dix's daily column
tells that love is dear and solemn

281
00:21:49,486 --> 00:21:52,353
Zip, l can take or leave her

282
00:21:52,423 --> 00:21:58,293
Zip, it took intellect
to master my art

283
00:21:58,363 --> 00:22:02,265
Zip, every movement
from the heart

284
00:22:04,603 --> 00:22:07,470
l have read the works of Plato
Translated most of Cato

285
00:22:07,538 --> 00:22:10,702
Zip, I am such a scholar

286
00:22:10,776 --> 00:22:13,677
I don't care for Whistler's mother
Charley's aunt or Schubert's brother

287
00:22:13,746 --> 00:22:16,739
Zip, had to make a dollar

288
00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:21,685
Zip, you have asked me
what l think while l work

289
00:22:22,789 --> 00:22:26,316
Zip, I've an intellectual quirk

290
00:22:28,329 --> 00:22:34,359
And my thoughts may skip
whenever so inclined

291
00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:36,666
Oh, zip

292
00:22:37,739 --> 00:22:40,003
Zip, zip

293
00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:46,241
l'm a broad
with a broad, broad mind

294
00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:53,618
More! More!

295
00:22:57,059 --> 00:22:59,028
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

296
00:22:59,096 --> 00:23:03,226
Now if you'll all step onto
the terrace, supper is being served.

297
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:08,264
l think that's a dandy idea.
Nothing like a midnight snack...

298
00:23:08,338 --> 00:23:11,035
Just a minute,
my presumptuous friend.

299
00:23:11,109 --> 00:23:13,304
The help is being fed
in the kitchen.

300
00:23:13,378 --> 00:23:15,438
T-R-U...

301
00:23:15,513 --> 00:23:17,539
lf you ever want to make a comeback,
l got some dandy material.

302
00:23:17,615 --> 00:23:19,584
You can reach me
at the Barbary Coast Club.

303
00:23:54,623 --> 00:23:57,490
- Good night, Ned.
- Good night. See you in the morning.

304
00:24:16,412 --> 00:24:19,211
Before l go, there's
one thing l'd like to know.

305
00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:20,581
What's that?

306
00:24:20,651 --> 00:24:23,620
What would you have done
if you'd been stuck for the 4,000?

307
00:24:23,687 --> 00:24:26,282
Simple. l'd have killed myself.

308
00:24:26,358 --> 00:24:30,158
- Good night, Miss, uh...
- Forget it.

309
00:24:32,131 --> 00:24:34,997
- Good night, Linda.
- Good night, Ned. See you at rehearsal.

310
00:24:40,206 --> 00:24:43,266
Of all the dirty,
rotten, lowdown tricks.

311
00:24:43,342 --> 00:24:45,607
- What are you talking about?
- You know what l'm talking about.

312
00:24:45,679 --> 00:24:48,409
Linda. You know
l'm stuck on her.

313
00:24:48,482 --> 00:24:51,383
- l never even gave her a second look.
- That's just it.

314
00:24:51,451 --> 00:24:54,716
This is a beautiful girl,
and you act like she doesn't exist.

315
00:24:54,789 --> 00:24:56,949
What are you trying to do?
Make a move with her?

316
00:24:57,025 --> 00:24:58,617
- Who, me?
- No, him!

317
00:24:58,693 --> 00:25:02,891
l told you l turned over a new leaf.
She's not my type.

318
00:25:02,964 --> 00:25:05,364
They're all your type, Joey.

319
00:25:10,973 --> 00:25:13,271
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?

320
00:25:13,342 --> 00:25:16,106
l'm going to stay with you.
l got to have a place to stay.

321
00:25:16,178 --> 00:25:19,011
Not with me. I just as soon
bunk with a cobra.

322
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:22,142
Just a minute.
Here's 20 bucks.

323
00:25:22,218 --> 00:25:24,812
This is your share of tonight's take.
And you know what?

324
00:25:24,888 --> 00:25:27,083
- What?
- Get your own room.

325
00:25:27,157 --> 00:25:31,185
Ned, l'm hurt, really.

326
00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:33,355
But if that's the way
you want it, okay.

327
00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:36,867
Sure, l know. l'm going
to hate myself in the morning.

328
00:25:36,934 --> 00:25:39,563
You may not have
to wait that long.

329
00:26:05,366 --> 00:26:07,994
- What do you want?
- l want to rent the room.

330
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:10,503
At this hour?
Come back later.

331
00:26:10,572 --> 00:26:13,063
l need it now.
l'm tired.

332
00:26:30,192 --> 00:26:32,854
Sure you're not
one of those sex fiends?

333
00:26:34,096 --> 00:26:37,032
Me? No, but l'm not against it.

334
00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,667
- Where's your baggage?
- l left it at the airport.

335
00:26:40,737 --> 00:26:42,329
lt's coming in the morning.

336
00:26:42,406 --> 00:26:46,206
By the way, when the boy comes,
would you tip him? Here's $10.

337
00:26:47,544 --> 00:26:49,809
All right.

338
00:26:52,483 --> 00:26:54,452
l'd like something quiet.

339
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,353
You wouldn't have a room next
to someone who works nights, would you?

340
00:26:57,423 --> 00:27:00,483
l've got just the thing.
Second floor front...

341
00:27:00,558 --> 00:27:04,757
next to a young lady...
an actress... but very refined.

342
00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:07,732
You share a bath.

343
00:27:07,801 --> 00:27:09,200
We do?

344
00:27:09,269 --> 00:27:12,136
She's nice and clean.

345
00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:18,736
ls this what you want?

346
00:27:18,813 --> 00:27:20,747
lt's the closest thing to it.

347
00:27:20,815 --> 00:27:25,218
l don't allow pets, cooking in the room
or guests of the opposite sex...

348
00:27:25,286 --> 00:27:27,686
unless related.

349
00:27:27,756 --> 00:27:30,122
l have several nieces.

350
00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:34,686
That'll be $40 a month
in advance.

351
00:27:34,764 --> 00:27:37,231
You wouldn't have change of
a hundred dollars, would you?

352
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,325
Think l want to get
murdered in my bed?

353
00:27:39,402 --> 00:27:43,463
No, of course. Well,
here's 10, ma'am, on account.

354
00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:46,975
Right. l'll get you some towels.

355
00:27:57,755 --> 00:27:59,416
Thank you.

356
00:27:59,491 --> 00:28:02,186
l'll hurry her up.

357
00:28:02,259 --> 00:28:04,956
- Who is it?
- Mrs. Casey.

358
00:28:05,029 --> 00:28:07,555
l want you
to meet your new neighbor.

359
00:28:14,206 --> 00:28:17,369
- You know each other?
- Mm-hmm.

360
00:28:17,443 --> 00:28:21,072
- What a coincidence.
- lsn't it though?

361
00:28:21,148 --> 00:28:23,878
If you were my girl,
you wouldn't need one of those.

362
00:28:26,486 --> 00:28:31,015
Well, l'm filling it
for Mrs. Casey.

363
00:28:33,895 --> 00:28:38,161
You shouldn't really wear pajamas.
You're definitely the nightgown type.

364
00:28:38,232 --> 00:28:39,665
The shorties.

365
00:28:51,246 --> 00:28:53,180
l'll pay you next week.

366
00:28:53,248 --> 00:28:56,342
You alter that one to fit this good,
l'll send around all my friends.

367
00:28:56,418 --> 00:28:59,616
Never mind sending your friends.
Just send your money.

368
00:29:11,235 --> 00:29:14,170
Hi there, fellow. Bet you wish
you were out here, don't you?

369
00:29:16,308 --> 00:29:19,708
- Well, if it isn't Ned's girl?
- l'm not his girl.

370
00:29:19,778 --> 00:29:23,271
Oh? He told me you were.

371
00:29:23,348 --> 00:29:27,114
l don't want to complain, but you
used all the hot water this morning.

372
00:29:27,185 --> 00:29:31,281
l thought that you
could use a cold shower.

373
00:29:36,529 --> 00:29:38,190
He's a cute fellow, isn't he?

374
00:29:38,264 --> 00:29:41,927
Reminds me of a dog l had when
l was a kid. His name was Snuffy.

375
00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:45,699
l was crazy about him. One day
he got run over by a milk truck.

376
00:29:45,772 --> 00:29:48,833
l haven't been able
to drink milk since.

377
00:29:50,245 --> 00:29:51,837
Wish l could afford to buy him.

378
00:29:51,912 --> 00:29:54,882
Gets a little lonely traveling
around the country all by yourself.

379
00:29:54,949 --> 00:29:57,111
Don't you have to run a song over
with your boyfriend today?

380
00:29:57,185 --> 00:30:00,484
lf you're speaking about Ned,
I told you once and for all he's...

381
00:30:00,555 --> 00:30:02,581
You're just good friends.
That's right.

382
00:30:02,657 --> 00:30:04,250
So long, Snuffy.

383
00:30:06,962 --> 00:30:10,831
By the way, both of us
use a green toothbrush.

384
00:30:10,901 --> 00:30:13,960
One of us is
going to have to change.

385
00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:23,037
Barbary Coast Club. Come right in
and see our sensational girls...

386
00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:25,639
and featuring Joey Evans.

387
00:30:26,017 --> 00:30:28,247
Come on.

388
00:30:28,319 --> 00:30:31,289
- Come on.
- Joey, stop.

389
00:30:46,605 --> 00:30:49,131
When do l get a door
on this broom closet?

390
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:52,541
You don't. l couldn't
trust you behind a door.

391
00:30:52,612 --> 00:30:56,242
Say, lover boy, where's that big
foIlowing you're supposed to have?

392
00:30:56,317 --> 00:30:58,547
lt takes a little while, Mike.
You got to let the word percolate.

393
00:30:58,618 --> 00:31:00,849
lt better percolate pretty quick.

394
00:31:00,921 --> 00:31:04,288
- Evening, Mr. Megans. Hi, Joey.
- Hi, doll.

395
00:31:04,358 --> 00:31:08,420
Stop over tonight?
l want to show you my hi-fi.

396
00:31:09,831 --> 00:31:12,664
This kid's got
a fine woofer and tweeter.

397
00:31:12,734 --> 00:31:15,202
Hey, Herm.

398
00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:17,865
Like l was saying, Mike, you got
to let the people know l'm here.

399
00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:21,569
Your name's out front, isn't it? What's
the matter? Your public can't read?

400
00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:23,703
Sure, they can read, boss.
Blow up my picture.

401
00:31:23,779 --> 00:31:26,010
You're blown up enough already.

402
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:31,544
Here are your shirts, Joey.
Just the way you like them, no starch.

403
00:31:34,157 --> 00:31:35,750
What an arrangement.

404
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:40,355
You bum. ln two weeks you've moved in
on every doll but Gladys and Linda.

405
00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:42,228
Show time!

406
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,667
- Gladys doesn't appeal to me.
- And you don't appeal to Linda.

407
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:51,176
Oh, no? l got plans for this doll.
Ring-a-ding plans.

408
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,939
This little mouse takes
a special kind of baiting, Mike.

409
00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,447
You're wasting your time.
She'll never go for it.

410
00:31:58,385 --> 00:32:00,318
They all do.

411
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:08,425
lf they asked me
l could write a book

412
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:15,729
About the way you walk
and whisper and look

413
00:32:17,538 --> 00:32:21,269
I could write a preface

414
00:32:21,342 --> 00:32:23,902
On how we met

415
00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:29,042
So the world would never forget

416
00:32:31,019 --> 00:32:36,048
And the simple secret of the plot

417
00:32:37,226 --> 00:32:39,751
ls just to tell them

418
00:32:39,829 --> 00:32:42,923
That l love you a lot

419
00:32:45,368 --> 00:32:48,827
Then the world discovers

420
00:32:48,906 --> 00:32:52,967
As my book ends

421
00:32:53,043 --> 00:32:56,741
How to make two lovers of friends

422
00:32:57,816 --> 00:33:01,913
Whoever heard of singing a love song
like this without a girl?

423
00:33:01,987 --> 00:33:03,419
Come on.

424
00:33:05,057 --> 00:33:11,189
About the way you walk
and whisper and look

425
00:33:26,647 --> 00:33:31,607
And the simple secret of the plot

426
00:33:32,687 --> 00:33:35,815
ls just to tell them

427
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:39,349
That l love you a lot

428
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:44,228
Then the world discovers Sing.

429
00:33:44,299 --> 00:33:48,099
As my book ends

430
00:33:48,170 --> 00:33:51,629
How to make

431
00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:55,269
Two lovers

432
00:33:55,345 --> 00:33:58,782
Of friends

433
00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:18,098
- Fun, huh?
- lt was wonderful.

434
00:34:18,171 --> 00:34:20,969
How's it feeI
working with a star?

435
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,941
Oh, don't let it go to your head.

436
00:34:28,581 --> 00:34:31,346
Just baiting the trap.

437
00:34:34,221 --> 00:34:35,654
Why, you...

438
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:50,834
Hey, Linda.

439
00:34:50,906 --> 00:34:54,842
l'm taking a bath.
l'll be out in ten minutes.

440
00:34:54,910 --> 00:34:56,844
Would you like me
to scrub your back?

441
00:34:58,147 --> 00:35:02,380
No, and you needn't bother
peeking through the keyhole.

442
00:35:05,488 --> 00:35:08,924
There's a Band-Aid over it.

443
00:35:13,764 --> 00:35:16,130
How about a nice Sunday dinner?

444
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,000
l'll take you out to the Cliff House,
and we'll have shrimp cocktail...

445
00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:21,436
and a steak and French fries
and a little wine.

446
00:35:21,506 --> 00:35:23,666
You know, the whole mishmash.

447
00:35:23,741 --> 00:35:26,369
Thanks. l can't afford it.

448
00:35:26,444 --> 00:35:28,743
What do you mean you can't afford it?
l'm poppin'.

449
00:35:31,717 --> 00:35:35,518
Why, that's very generous
of you, Joey.

450
00:35:39,192 --> 00:35:41,353
l'd love to.

451
00:35:49,169 --> 00:35:51,535
lt's funny how we both
use the same toothpaste.

452
00:35:51,605 --> 00:35:53,540
Yes, mine.

453
00:35:53,607 --> 00:35:56,770
lt's little things like that
that bring people together.

454
00:35:56,844 --> 00:35:59,108
Look, there's your friend.

455
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,114
Why, he's glad to see you.

456
00:36:01,182 --> 00:36:03,241
Look how he likes you.
lt's just amazing.

457
00:36:03,318 --> 00:36:05,752
l come by and talk to him
every day through the window.

458
00:36:05,821 --> 00:36:07,846
l pretend like he's mine.

459
00:36:09,091 --> 00:36:11,024
You really would like
to own him, wouldn't you?

460
00:36:11,093 --> 00:36:12,788
l'd give my right arm.

461
00:36:12,862 --> 00:36:15,832
- How much is this little terrier?
- Twenty-five dollars.

462
00:36:15,898 --> 00:36:17,833
- Twenty-five bucks?
- We'lI take him.

463
00:36:17,901 --> 00:36:21,564
- Wait a minute. What are you doing?
- No excuses. l made up my mind.

464
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:24,436
l couldn't let you throw away
all that money on a date with me.

465
00:36:24,508 --> 00:36:28,467
l want you to buy what you really want.
A dog to replace Snuffy.

466
00:36:28,546 --> 00:36:31,708
l don't want the...
What l mean is...

467
00:36:31,782 --> 00:36:34,183
Mrs. Casey wouId never
let me have a dog.

468
00:36:34,252 --> 00:36:36,846
Oh, but she will.
l told her how much it meant to you.

469
00:36:36,921 --> 00:36:38,616
She was touched.

470
00:36:38,690 --> 00:36:40,659
She won't be so touched
when he ruins the rug.

471
00:36:40,726 --> 00:36:43,422
Nonsense. He'll be housebroke
in no time.

472
00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:46,329
- Here you are.
- Thank you.

473
00:36:46,398 --> 00:36:51,962
Here. A dog to replace Snuffy. He's
all yours. You'll never be lonely again.

474
00:36:52,038 --> 00:36:54,666
That'll be $25, mister.

475
00:36:54,741 --> 00:36:58,472
Would you like to take
some worm medicine?

476
00:36:58,545 --> 00:37:01,275
Not if l can help it.

477
00:37:01,348 --> 00:37:03,839
What about dinner? They'll never let us
in the restaurant like this.

478
00:37:03,918 --> 00:37:08,116
Now don't worry about me.
You just run along home with Snuffy.

479
00:37:08,189 --> 00:37:10,851
Look at that.
He's crazy over him.

480
00:37:10,925 --> 00:37:12,985
Yeah, he loves me.

481
00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:15,393
Well, don't Iet it
go to your head.

482
00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:17,830
Bye, Joey. Bye, Snuffy.

483
00:37:22,171 --> 00:37:25,663
Twenty-five bucks
for a mutt like you.

484
00:37:25,741 --> 00:37:28,768
You're not exactly what l expected
to wind up with tonight.

485
00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,511
Terrier.

486
00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:35,643
Terrier, my ankle.

487
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,688
Bet you don't even know
who your old man is.

488
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:42,487
Don't worry about it.
l don't know who mine is either.

489
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,686
That makes us members
of the same club.

490
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:49,598
Let's see what you know.
Sit up. Roll over.

491
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:52,195
What a no-talent pooch.

492
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,500
Okay, get some sleep.
Tomorrow we start working.

493
00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:56,506
Teach you some tricks.

494
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:04,377
No, my little fellow.
Off. O-R-F.

495
00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:05,883
Off!

496
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,216
Here. Come on.

497
00:38:19,901 --> 00:38:23,302
And remember.
The powder room is in the park.

498
00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:44,419
Okay, fatten up.

499
00:38:44,494 --> 00:38:46,758
Snuffy! Don't take it!

500
00:38:46,830 --> 00:38:50,460
- You mustn't do that.
- Why not? The pooch is hungry.

501
00:38:50,534 --> 00:38:54,231
- What? Chicken bones?
- What's wrong with that?

502
00:38:55,306 --> 00:38:57,365
You mean you used
to feed them to Snuffy?

503
00:39:00,912 --> 00:39:03,346
There never really
was a Snuffy, now was there?

504
00:39:06,618 --> 00:39:08,882
There is now.

505
00:39:12,023 --> 00:39:14,424
l guess l played
a dirty trick on you, huh?

506
00:39:14,494 --> 00:39:18,260
Doesn't matter.
He's beginning to grow on me now.

507
00:39:22,301 --> 00:39:23,564
So are you too.

508
00:39:30,544 --> 00:39:32,206
What's with the milk bit?

509
00:39:33,247 --> 00:39:37,048
l says, "" Doc, how long do l have to
sneak in the back and drink this stuff?

510
00:39:37,118 --> 00:39:39,610
lt doesn't Look good
to the customers."'

511
00:39:39,687 --> 00:39:42,782
Hey, Mike, Mrs. Simpson,
the big society dame, just come in.

512
00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:45,991
Mrs. Simpson? ln my place?

513
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,756
Table nine.

514
00:39:49,532 --> 00:39:52,696
Take him for a walk.

515
00:39:57,806 --> 00:40:00,207
That's her. l told you l'd bring her in.
Wait a minute.

516
00:40:00,277 --> 00:40:03,474
Do me a favor, will you? Let me
handle this. l'm very big with her kind.

517
00:40:03,547 --> 00:40:05,547
- You're pretty big above your ears.
- l'm serious.

518
00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:08,746
Some guys got a system with horses,
and l got a system with dames.

519
00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:12,753
- Hit me.
- lt's a snap.

520
00:40:12,823 --> 00:40:16,418
You treat a dame like a lady,
and treat a lady like a dame.

521
00:40:17,696 --> 00:40:21,689
And underneath those furs,
that is pure dame.

522
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:25,760
This place was definitely
not recommended by Duncan Hines.

523
00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:29,774
Wouldn't we have more fun bobbing
for apples? Why bring us here?

524
00:40:29,841 --> 00:40:32,868
l've got a little score to settle
with one of the inmates.

525
00:40:32,946 --> 00:40:34,538
Watch Joey lay on the class.

526
00:40:34,614 --> 00:40:37,515
ln the meantime, you stock up
on the caviar and the champagne...

527
00:40:37,584 --> 00:40:42,284
because this dump is going to cater
to nothing but the carriage trade.

528
00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:45,121
Good evening, Mrs. Simpson.
We're honored to have you here.

529
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:48,094
l'm so pleased to see you came
all the way down from the Nob Hill.

530
00:40:48,163 --> 00:40:51,689
Well, the boy auctioneer.
Won't you join us?

531
00:40:51,765 --> 00:40:56,066
l'd be delighted.
l'm Joey Evans.

532
00:40:56,137 --> 00:40:58,936
- My name's Stanley.
- Mine's Livingston.

533
00:40:59,008 --> 00:41:00,998
Stanley and Livingston.
That's funny.

534
00:41:01,077 --> 00:41:04,513
They have a sense of humor. l like that.
Reminds me of old Dad's.

535
00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:06,639
- Dad's?
- Yes, my father.

536
00:41:06,716 --> 00:41:10,380
He used to tease me about one thing or
another, particularly about my flying.

537
00:41:10,454 --> 00:41:12,421
Your flying?

538
00:41:12,489 --> 00:41:14,582
ln my sports plane.

539
00:41:14,658 --> 00:41:17,253
Oh, l love my life.

540
00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:20,491
There's something you get out of flying
that you get out of nothing else.

541
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,123
Really?

542
00:41:23,201 --> 00:41:27,194
It used to upset him, because
l started when l was quite young.

543
00:41:27,271 --> 00:41:30,070
l'm sure you started very young.

544
00:41:30,142 --> 00:41:34,511
lt was while l was studying aeronautics
and conversational French at Princeton.

545
00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:38,448
That is, before l resigned
to go into the theater.

546
00:41:38,518 --> 00:41:39,677
Pierre!

547
00:41:39,752 --> 00:41:43,119
When is he going to study
conversational English?

548
00:41:43,188 --> 00:41:46,818
Would you bring the folks a bottle
of the best champagne in the cellar?

549
00:41:46,893 --> 00:41:49,088
- Oh, yes. Yes, sir.
- Thank you.

550
00:41:49,162 --> 00:41:52,655
Care for something to eat? They have
a piece of resistance that's great.

551
00:41:52,732 --> 00:41:56,066
No, thank you.
We ate before we came.

552
00:41:56,137 --> 00:42:00,631
Yes, l can't say l blame you.
l must apologize for the crum... decor.

553
00:42:00,708 --> 00:42:03,700
The man who owns this place
is an old buddy of mine.

554
00:42:03,778 --> 00:42:05,542
We were in the same platoon.

555
00:42:05,614 --> 00:42:09,448
WelI, he wired me for help
when l was in New York.

556
00:42:09,518 --> 00:42:12,009
l quit my job at the Waldorf,
and here l am.

557
00:42:12,922 --> 00:42:16,255
l've always admired men
who were loyal to their friends.

558
00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:25,726
Just between you and me l have been
thinking about opening my own place.

559
00:42:25,803 --> 00:42:28,829
Something very intimate, quiet.

560
00:42:28,906 --> 00:42:31,466
Classy. Maybe have
a quartet of violins.

561
00:42:32,844 --> 00:42:34,505
l'd be there every night.

562
00:42:35,779 --> 00:42:38,044
- You would?
- Mm-hmm.

563
00:42:38,116 --> 00:42:40,550
That's wonderful.

564
00:42:41,786 --> 00:42:43,720
What are we going to call it?

565
00:42:45,423 --> 00:42:48,655
Well, l thought
we'd call it something romantic...

566
00:42:48,728 --> 00:42:51,253
and maybe foreign even.

567
00:42:52,465 --> 00:42:54,592
How about...

568
00:42:55,901 --> 00:42:57,335
Chez Joey?

569
00:43:00,841 --> 00:43:04,004
That's very good. That's perfect.
l like that. lt's even French.

570
00:43:04,077 --> 00:43:05,874
Here we are.

571
00:43:05,946 --> 00:43:08,347
You sure that stuff is old enough
to be out on its own?

572
00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:12,147
Yes, sir, 1950,
a very good year.

573
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:15,951
May have been a good year for the grape,
but it was a lousy year for M.C.s.

574
00:43:16,591 --> 00:43:19,425
To Chez Joey.

575
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:27,260
That's what l like.
Champagne that fights back.

576
00:43:27,336 --> 00:43:29,600
Show time.

577
00:43:29,671 --> 00:43:32,140
That's me. Excuse me.

578
00:43:32,207 --> 00:43:34,267
l do a little song
in this show.

579
00:43:34,344 --> 00:43:36,939
It's a lovely love song,
especially for some of my friends.

580
00:43:41,117 --> 00:43:42,584
What is this?

581
00:43:42,652 --> 00:43:46,987
Oh, we were just slumming, beauty,
and we have a lot of spots to make.

582
00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:50,926
What's next, boys? That place where
the young lady dances with the snakes?

583
00:43:55,499 --> 00:43:59,095
So that"s your system, huh?

584
00:43:59,171 --> 00:44:01,106
Guess l tried it
on the wrong mare.

585
00:44:01,173 --> 00:44:06,202
Your system just run out of the money
and so have you. You're through!

586
00:44:06,279 --> 00:44:09,840
You're kiddin'! Don't you know
a phony act when you see it, Mike?

587
00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:13,352
She had to do that with those
two guys along. She'll be back.

588
00:44:13,419 --> 00:44:16,651
Get your things and get out of here
before l wreck my furniture.

589
00:44:16,723 --> 00:44:20,750
Wait, wait, wait. You'll be sorry.
Come here. l want to make you a deal.

590
00:44:20,828 --> 00:44:23,922
lf she doesn't come back by Saturday,
l'll leave without pay.

591
00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:28,263
- You bet you wilI.
- But if she comes back, l stay.

592
00:44:28,335 --> 00:44:30,270
With a raise?

593
00:44:31,306 --> 00:44:34,504
Okay, you got a deal.

594
00:44:52,095 --> 00:44:54,495
Excuse me, madam.
There's a gentleman to see you.

595
00:44:54,564 --> 00:44:56,533
He wouldn't give his name.

596
00:44:56,601 --> 00:45:01,561
When l asked his business, he seemed
to talk a vernacular l couldn't follow.

597
00:45:01,638 --> 00:45:04,200
- Sounds like Superboy.
- l beg your pardon?

598
00:45:04,276 --> 00:45:07,245
Same vernacular. l'lI see him.

599
00:45:07,311 --> 00:45:11,305
You bet you will.
Get rid of the pallbearer.

600
00:45:14,419 --> 00:45:17,287
All right, what is it?

601
00:45:17,357 --> 00:45:21,224
- l dropped in to say good-bye.
- Are you going somewhere?

602
00:45:21,294 --> 00:45:24,024
Yep, away.

603
00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:26,429
lt worked, baby.
l got the old bounceroo.

604
00:45:26,499 --> 00:45:29,901
- l'm through at the end of this week.
- l didn't mean that to happen.

605
00:45:29,969 --> 00:45:35,602
Don't worry your head about it.
l'm sick of this lousy town anyway.

606
00:45:35,676 --> 00:45:38,645
What l really come up here for
is to straighten you out...

607
00:45:38,712 --> 00:45:41,806
so you wouldn't get any wrong ideas
why l made a play for you.

608
00:45:41,882 --> 00:45:47,253
Wouldn't want you to get any cockeyed
impressions that you appeal to me.

609
00:45:47,322 --> 00:45:51,622
The only thing about you that
appeals to me is your M-U-N-Y, money.

610
00:45:53,428 --> 00:45:57,627
- Do l make myself clear?
- Crystal clear.

611
00:46:00,037 --> 00:46:02,870
By the way...

612
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:07,172
if you knew what you were throwing away,
you'd cut your throat.

613
00:46:08,745 --> 00:46:11,213
Oh, Mr. Evans?

614
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,584
Have you had lunch?

615
00:46:17,655 --> 00:46:21,489
Thank you, Mrs. Simpson,
but l have a luncheon date with a dog.

616
00:46:44,684 --> 00:46:49,054
Okay, it's lunchtime. Come on.

617
00:46:49,122 --> 00:46:50,818
There you go.

618
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,916
Come on, boy.

619
00:46:55,663 --> 00:46:58,427
l know it's not chopped liver,
but you eat what l eat...

620
00:46:58,499 --> 00:47:00,434
for the time being, anyway.

621
00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:03,636
Here. Try this bagel.

622
00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:08,006
Hey, the fingers are mine. Easy.

623
00:47:08,077 --> 00:47:11,045
You ought to try that with
cream cheese and lox. lt's great.

624
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:16,741
You stick with me,
you'll learn nothing but bad habits.

625
00:47:22,226 --> 00:47:25,127
Okay, it's time for your lessons.

626
00:47:25,195 --> 00:47:27,459
Let's see what you've learned.

627
00:47:28,967 --> 00:47:31,959
We'll begin with the praying bit.
That always gets them.

628
00:47:32,037 --> 00:47:36,497
And while you're at it, pray that
Mrs. Simpson remembers to show up.

629
00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:51,049
Lover boy.

630
00:47:51,124 --> 00:47:53,058
You're gonna love it on the road.

631
00:47:54,127 --> 00:47:57,619
Joey, it's Linda.
May l come in?

632
00:47:57,697 --> 00:48:00,495
Yeah, sure, come in.
Make yourself at home.

633
00:48:05,339 --> 00:48:07,330
Gladys says you're leaving.

634
00:48:07,408 --> 00:48:12,038
Yeah, that's right.
l got a wire from Hollywood.

635
00:48:13,148 --> 00:48:15,616
Why didn't you tell me?

636
00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:18,551
Why should l?
You don't care what happens to me.

637
00:48:18,620 --> 00:48:23,057
Well, of course l do.
All the girls do.

638
00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:26,721
l don't care about
all the girls, baby.

639
00:48:26,796 --> 00:48:28,764
l just care about you.

640
00:48:29,866 --> 00:48:34,327
Do you mean that, Joey,
or is it just an act?

641
00:48:34,404 --> 00:48:36,999
Of course l mean it.

642
00:48:37,074 --> 00:48:40,009
We're sure gonna miss her,
aren't we, Snuffy?

643
00:48:40,077 --> 00:48:42,011
l'm gonna miss you too.

644
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:46,175
l'm very fond of Snuffy.

645
00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:48,481
Why don't the three of us
have supper tonight?

646
00:48:51,623 --> 00:48:53,592
Show business
is a funny business.

647
00:48:53,659 --> 00:48:58,096
We may never run into each other again.
Tonight could be our last night.

648
00:49:01,667 --> 00:49:05,434
All right, Joey.
l'll change my things.

649
00:49:07,073 --> 00:49:09,906
l'll take you out to the Cliff House,
and we'll have shrimp cocktail...

650
00:49:09,977 --> 00:49:12,502
and steak and French fries
and a little wine.

651
00:49:12,579 --> 00:49:14,843
You know, the whole mishmash.

652
00:49:24,627 --> 00:49:26,685
Mind the store.

653
00:49:30,499 --> 00:49:34,833
l'll finish your laundry, Joey.
You can pick it up later.

654
00:49:34,905 --> 00:49:37,429
Gee, l sure am gonna miss you.

655
00:49:37,506 --> 00:49:42,069
l'm gonna miss you too, doll.
Your flatwork is a gasser.

656
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:51,318
l hear you got
the old bounceroo, big shot.

657
00:49:51,388 --> 00:49:54,654
lf you mean that you heard l was
leaving, you got it straight.

658
00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:57,523
l'm on my way to New York,
El Morocco.

659
00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,187
Are you kiddin'?

660
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:02,563
The only way you could get to Morocco
is to join the Foreign Legion.

661
00:50:02,634 --> 00:50:03,931
Funny! Funny!

662
00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:06,767
- Here's some scraps for your dog, Joey.
- Thank you, chef.

663
00:50:06,838 --> 00:50:09,932
- Don't mention it.
- Dog, my foot. He eats them himself.

664
00:50:10,009 --> 00:50:12,875
Why not? lt's good stuff.

665
00:50:12,946 --> 00:50:16,643
Would you care to join us, sloppy?

666
00:50:26,493 --> 00:50:29,156
Take it easy.
Don't get excited.

667
00:50:31,299 --> 00:50:33,994
- Mrs. Simpson!
- Good evening.

668
00:50:34,068 --> 00:50:38,973
- Won't you come in?
- Oh, am l too late?

669
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,133
You? Never!

670
00:50:43,812 --> 00:50:45,781
l'm in the mood
for a little entertainment.

671
00:50:45,848 --> 00:50:49,113
- Pete, get the boys out of the kitchen.
- Yes, sir, right away.

672
00:50:49,185 --> 00:50:52,519
Champagne for the band
and make mine a double brandy.

673
00:50:52,588 --> 00:50:56,046
- Double brandy for Mrs. Simpson!
- Okay, Mike.

674
00:51:06,771 --> 00:51:10,400
- l believe you have a singer.
- Yeah, Joey.

675
00:51:10,475 --> 00:51:13,410
Joey, sing a song for the lady.

676
00:51:13,478 --> 00:51:15,412
What would the lady
like to hear me sing?

677
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,642
Tell him to surprise me.

678
00:51:17,716 --> 00:51:20,412
Joey, surprise the lady.

679
00:51:23,055 --> 00:51:25,650
l'lI surprise the lady.

680
00:51:27,661 --> 00:51:29,720
Double brandy.

681
00:51:37,337 --> 00:51:38,770
Twenty-six.

682
00:51:53,322 --> 00:51:56,690
She gets too hungry

683
00:51:56,759 --> 00:51:58,851
For dinner at 8:00

684
00:52:00,863 --> 00:52:03,456
She likes the theater

685
00:52:04,534 --> 00:52:07,264
Never comes late

686
00:52:08,338 --> 00:52:10,397
She'd never bother

687
00:52:11,475 --> 00:52:14,272
With people she'd hate

688
00:52:15,346 --> 00:52:19,282
That's why the lady is a tramp

689
00:52:23,054 --> 00:52:26,387
Doesn't like crap games

690
00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:29,087
With barons and earls

691
00:52:30,595 --> 00:52:33,326
Won't go to Harlem

692
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,891
In ermine and pearls

693
00:52:37,970 --> 00:52:40,565
Won't dish the dirt

694
00:52:41,641 --> 00:52:45,099
With the rest of the girls

695
00:52:45,178 --> 00:52:49,410
That's why the lady is a tramp

696
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:54,247
She likes the free

697
00:52:54,321 --> 00:52:58,783
Free fresh wind in her hair

698
00:53:00,361 --> 00:53:03,490
Life without care

699
00:53:03,565 --> 00:53:07,262
She's broke, but it's oke

700
00:53:07,336 --> 00:53:09,930
Hates California

701
00:53:11,173 --> 00:53:14,734
It's cold and it's damp

702
00:53:14,810 --> 00:53:18,577
That's why the lady is a tramp

703
00:53:22,052 --> 00:53:25,488
She gets far too hungry

704
00:53:25,556 --> 00:53:28,047
To wait for dinner at 8:00

705
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,623
She adores the theater

706
00:53:32,697 --> 00:53:35,995
And she doesn't arrive late

707
00:53:37,769 --> 00:53:41,068
She'd never bother

708
00:53:41,139 --> 00:53:44,540
With people she'd hate

709
00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:48,603
That is why the lady is a tramp

710
00:53:52,618 --> 00:53:55,917
Won't have a dice game

711
00:53:55,989 --> 00:53:59,254
With any barons and earls

712
00:53:59,326 --> 00:54:02,762
She will never go up to Harlem

713
00:54:02,830 --> 00:54:06,698
Dressed in ermine and pearls

714
00:54:07,768 --> 00:54:09,760
Won't dish the dirt

715
00:54:10,838 --> 00:54:14,434
With all the other girls

716
00:54:14,509 --> 00:54:18,742
That is why the lady is a tramp

717
00:54:20,783 --> 00:54:24,310
She loves the free

718
00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:29,586
Free fresh wind in her hair

719
00:54:29,659 --> 00:54:32,718
Life without care

720
00:54:32,796 --> 00:54:34,525
She's broke

721
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:40,326
Hates California

722
00:54:40,403 --> 00:54:44,237
'Cause it's so cold and so damp

723
00:54:44,308 --> 00:54:47,072
That's why the lady

724
00:54:48,145 --> 00:54:51,808
That's why the lady

725
00:54:51,883 --> 00:54:57,220
That's why the lady is a tramp

726
00:56:06,732 --> 00:56:08,666
Come now, beauty.

727
00:56:32,026 --> 00:56:34,927
Not only will l give him a raise,
l'll buy him a bicycle.

728
00:56:34,996 --> 00:56:36,965
Champagne for everybody!

729
00:56:51,414 --> 00:56:53,882
What do you know,
a parking lot for boats.

730
00:56:55,418 --> 00:56:58,785
- v-E-R-A.
- That's correct.

731
00:56:58,855 --> 00:57:01,119
- See how smart l am?
- Care to come aboard?

732
00:57:01,190 --> 00:57:03,556
I'd love to, Captain.

733
00:57:10,668 --> 00:57:12,637
This is quite a hideout.

734
00:57:12,704 --> 00:57:15,764
Providing you have
something to hide.

735
00:57:15,839 --> 00:57:18,206
Oh, that can be arranged.

736
00:57:18,276 --> 00:57:21,143
Yeah, this is a clever kayak,
isn't it?

737
00:57:21,212 --> 00:57:23,374
My husband gave it to me.

738
00:57:23,449 --> 00:57:25,439
He's never been aboard.

739
00:57:25,518 --> 00:57:27,952
Why doesn't he try
a little Dramamine?

740
00:57:30,756 --> 00:57:34,784
This is the dining salon.
And just beyond is the galley.

741
00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:38,227
l know, it's where you keep
your slaves. Slaves?

742
00:57:38,298 --> 00:57:39,890
Nothing. Well...

743
00:57:41,902 --> 00:57:44,530
And this is the master suite.

744
00:57:44,604 --> 00:57:47,403
By the way,
where is the master?

745
00:57:49,510 --> 00:57:51,740
My husband died two years ago.

746
00:57:51,813 --> 00:57:53,405
And no cracks.

747
00:57:53,482 --> 00:57:57,474
l was just gonna say that if you ever
get tired of being a wealthy widow...

748
00:57:57,553 --> 00:58:00,249
you might like to go back
into show business.

749
00:58:00,322 --> 00:58:02,051
No thank you.

750
00:58:02,124 --> 00:58:04,649
l like being Mrs. Prentiss Simpson.

751
00:58:04,727 --> 00:58:07,856
l'm not knocking you
being Mrs. Prentiss Simpson.

752
00:58:07,931 --> 00:58:11,662
But l just thought you and me as a team,
we'd make a dandy double.

753
00:58:13,337 --> 00:58:16,635
Aren't you afraid you might
find me a bit rusty?

754
00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:19,801
Don't be ridiculous.

755
00:58:19,877 --> 00:58:22,505
Why don't you get out
of something uncomfortable...

756
00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:24,844
and l'll give you
a small audition.

757
00:58:26,584 --> 00:58:28,416
Oh, beauty.

758
00:58:28,486 --> 00:58:32,115
You have all the subtlety
of a battering ram.

759
00:58:36,061 --> 00:58:38,621
But you wrong me, my dear.

760
00:58:40,867 --> 00:58:44,928
What l meant was perhaps you'd like to
run through one of my old routines...

761
00:58:45,005 --> 00:58:47,838
one l used to do
before l became an M.C.

762
00:58:47,908 --> 00:58:49,670
No thank you.

763
00:58:49,743 --> 00:58:52,177
That would bring back
too many memories.

764
00:58:52,246 --> 00:58:56,580
The sticks, split weeks,
drafty dressing rooms.

765
00:58:56,651 --> 00:58:58,584
Drunks tossing pennies.

766
00:59:01,456 --> 00:59:03,651
That's the story of my life.

767
00:59:05,493 --> 00:59:08,519
But l'm going places
one of these days.

768
00:59:08,596 --> 00:59:11,724
l gonna have a club
all my very own...

769
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,860
my name up in lights.

770
00:59:15,204 --> 00:59:17,968
No hokey waiters rattling plates
when l'm on.

771
00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:20,838
No tough managers
beItin' me around.

772
00:59:22,679 --> 00:59:24,510
Be my own boss.

773
00:59:25,749 --> 00:59:28,274
Nobody owns Joey but Joey.

774
00:59:29,619 --> 00:59:30,882
Chez Joey?

775
00:59:36,627 --> 00:59:40,064
Chez Joey:
a place with real class.

776
00:59:41,967 --> 00:59:44,800
l might even appear
in white tie and tails.

777
00:59:46,804 --> 00:59:49,330
Might even wear an opera hat.

778
00:59:55,113 --> 00:59:56,809
Suave stuff.

779
00:59:56,883 --> 00:59:58,816
Easygoing stuff.

780
00:59:59,953 --> 01:00:02,718
l might do all of the patter
like that.

781
01:00:02,789 --> 01:00:04,689
Maybe l'll do
the whole thing in French.

782
01:00:04,757 --> 01:00:06,749
Maybe you'd better not.

783
01:00:06,826 --> 01:00:09,819
That's what l said.
Maybe l'd better not.

784
01:00:09,897 --> 01:00:12,832
You'd give a lot
for a place like that, wouldn't you?

785
01:00:15,035 --> 01:00:16,628
Anything.

786
01:00:18,773 --> 01:00:21,708
How about it?
You and me could be partners.

787
01:00:24,145 --> 01:00:26,409
What would l get out of it?

788
01:00:28,149 --> 01:00:29,742
Name something.

789
01:00:32,021 --> 01:00:34,285
There"s nothing l don't have.

790
01:00:35,392 --> 01:00:36,983
You want a bet?

791
01:00:38,262 --> 01:00:42,323
After all, two years is a long time
between drinks.

792
01:00:45,670 --> 01:00:48,604
Oh, you can hit
better than that, partner.

793
01:01:14,234 --> 01:01:15,826
Yes, isn't it?

794
01:01:47,637 --> 01:01:50,071
He's a fool...

795
01:01:50,139 --> 01:01:52,164
and don't l know it.

796
01:01:53,242 --> 01:01:56,076
But a fool can have his charms.

797
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:01,646
l'm in love...

798
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:03,915
and don't l show it.

799
01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:07,991
Like a babe...

800
01:02:09,327 --> 01:02:11,056
in arms.

801
01:02:13,365 --> 01:02:17,393
Men are not a new sensation

802
01:02:17,470 --> 01:02:21,463
l've done pretty well I think

803
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:25,909
But this half-pint imitation

804
01:02:25,978 --> 01:02:29,779
Put me on the blink

805
01:02:31,685 --> 01:02:33,619
I'm wild again

806
01:02:34,988 --> 01:02:36,922
Beguiled again

807
01:02:38,426 --> 01:02:41,725
A simpering, whimpering

808
01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:44,060
Child again

809
01:02:45,266 --> 01:02:48,600
Bewitched, bothered

810
01:02:48,670 --> 01:02:51,138
And bewildered

811
01:02:52,307 --> 01:02:54,639
Am I

812
01:02:59,181 --> 01:03:01,116
Couldn't sleep

813
01:03:02,218 --> 01:03:04,618
And wouldn't sleep

814
01:03:05,755 --> 01:03:08,883
And what would l do

815
01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:11,756
If l shouldn't sleep

816
01:03:12,897 --> 01:03:15,991
Bewitched, bothered

817
01:03:16,067 --> 01:03:18,662
And bewildered

818
01:03:19,770 --> 01:03:22,296
Am l

819
01:03:26,646 --> 01:03:28,773
Lost my heart

820
01:03:29,916 --> 01:03:32,111
But what of it

821
01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:36,814
My mistake

822
01:03:36,889 --> 01:03:38,823
I agree

823
01:03:40,626 --> 01:03:42,787
He's a laugh

824
01:03:43,797 --> 01:03:45,788
But I love it

825
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:52,267
Because the love's on me

826
01:03:54,542 --> 01:03:56,942
A pill he is

827
01:03:58,012 --> 01:04:00,948
But still he is

828
01:04:01,015 --> 01:04:03,381
All mine

829
01:04:03,451 --> 01:04:08,082
And l'll keep him until he is

830
01:04:08,156 --> 01:04:11,719
Bewitched, bothered

831
01:04:11,794 --> 01:04:15,286
And bewildered

832
01:04:15,364 --> 01:04:17,959
Like me

833
01:04:39,925 --> 01:04:43,861
l guess the laugh's on me

834
01:04:46,065 --> 01:04:48,090
I've slipped again

835
01:04:49,169 --> 01:04:51,399
I've tripped again

836
01:04:52,572 --> 01:04:57,806
The way to my heart
is unzipped again

837
01:05:29,112 --> 01:05:31,545
Linda, you up yet?

838
01:05:31,614 --> 01:05:34,209
l've been up for hours.

839
01:05:34,284 --> 01:05:36,617
Open the door.
l want to talk to you.

840
01:05:41,525 --> 01:05:43,960
What do you want?

841
01:05:44,028 --> 01:05:46,622
What's the idea
with all the ice?

842
01:05:46,699 --> 01:05:49,964
l get it. You're burned up
because l took a powder last night.

843
01:05:50,034 --> 01:05:53,630
What possible difference
could it make to me?

844
01:05:53,706 --> 01:05:54,831
Good morning, Snuffy.

845
01:05:54,906 --> 01:05:57,102
l've got a bone for you.

846
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,538
Speaking of Snuffy, l'm thinking
of making you a present of him.

847
01:06:03,617 --> 01:06:06,177
l'm planning on
blowin' this trap.

848
01:06:07,455 --> 01:06:10,617
Gonna move to a place that fits
my personality a little better.

849
01:06:10,690 --> 01:06:13,420
- You're not gonna leave the club?
- Nope.

850
01:06:13,493 --> 01:06:17,555
l'm gonna take the club with me.
Come here. Let me show you something.

851
01:06:17,632 --> 01:06:20,897
Look straight up the top
of that hill, Nob Hill.

852
01:06:20,968 --> 01:06:22,595
That's where l'll take the club.

853
01:06:22,670 --> 01:06:24,764
Little old me.

854
01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:28,706
- You?
- Me...

855
01:06:28,777 --> 01:06:32,736
and Mike and all the girls
and everybody in the joint.

856
01:06:32,815 --> 01:06:36,581
lt's gonna be the same cast,
the same booze but a new address.

857
01:06:36,653 --> 01:06:39,588
How? What happened?
Did somebody die?

858
01:06:39,656 --> 01:06:42,352
No. As a matter of fact,
somebody came to life.

859
01:06:42,425 --> 01:06:45,122
- l have a partner.
- Who?

860
01:06:46,196 --> 01:06:50,462
Yes, ma'am, we're gonna have
a real classy joint. K-L-A-S-Y.

861
01:06:50,534 --> 01:06:53,231
- Who's we?
- Me and my partner.

862
01:06:53,305 --> 01:06:55,898
Who is your partner, Joey?

863
01:06:58,310 --> 01:06:59,367
Mrs. Simpson.

864
01:07:01,513 --> 01:07:04,175
Now wait a minute.
Don't get the wrong idea.

865
01:07:04,249 --> 01:07:06,274
This is a legitimate business...

866
01:07:06,351 --> 01:07:08,411
lawyers, six-percent interest,
everything.

867
01:07:08,487 --> 01:07:09,852
Everything?

868
01:07:09,922 --> 01:07:13,187
Now don't give me
that "" everything" jazz.

869
01:07:13,259 --> 01:07:16,161
After all, this could be my big chance,
and it could be yours too...

870
01:07:16,229 --> 01:07:18,753
because l got a great idea for you
in a number in the show.

871
01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:22,666
Tell me. Just what do l
have to do for it?

872
01:07:22,736 --> 01:07:25,671
Just remember all the lyrics.

873
01:07:27,141 --> 01:07:30,338
How about Snuffy?
You gonna take him or aren't you?

874
01:07:31,912 --> 01:07:35,508
You bet l'll take him.
Not even a dog should live with you!

875
01:07:45,194 --> 01:07:46,786
His leash.

876
01:07:49,932 --> 01:07:52,800
Bye, Snuffy.
So long, old pal.

877
01:07:52,869 --> 01:07:55,394
Lucky little dog,
gettin' to live with Linda.

878
01:07:55,471 --> 01:07:57,997
Don't let her fool you.
She's a nice girl.

879
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:01,043
She just acts like
all nice girIs act: lousy.

880
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,790
Good morning, Mr. Boss.

881
01:08:52,868 --> 01:08:54,460
How are you, Herm?

882
01:08:55,604 --> 01:08:59,904
Now that you got this swell new joint,
l guess there's no place for me.

883
01:08:59,975 --> 01:09:02,136
Not at all.
You got a job.

884
01:09:02,211 --> 01:09:04,338
Gee, Joey, thanks.

885
01:09:04,413 --> 01:09:07,144
Wherever there's mice,
there's always a rat.

886
01:09:19,396 --> 01:09:21,194
l'd like them about
out to there.

887
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,468
Out to here.

888
01:09:39,919 --> 01:09:44,356
Well, there it is, Chez Joey,
just like l pictured it to be.

889
01:09:44,424 --> 01:09:46,518
A dream come true.

890
01:09:47,761 --> 01:09:51,526
- lt means that much to you?
- You bet it does.

891
01:09:51,598 --> 01:09:55,763
Took a lot of years of scrounging
and scratching to get a joint like this.

892
01:09:55,836 --> 01:09:58,237
That isn't how you got it.

893
01:10:00,341 --> 01:10:01,969
Oh, l'm sorry.

894
01:10:03,178 --> 01:10:05,646
l shouldn't have said it.
Maybe...

895
01:10:08,951 --> 01:10:11,146
Maybe you're in love with her.

896
01:10:12,288 --> 01:10:15,621
He looks a little thin.
Don't you feed him?

897
01:10:15,691 --> 01:10:18,922
A lot better than you did.
He just doesn't eat.

898
01:10:22,966 --> 01:10:25,264
Maybe he's getting lonely.

899
01:10:26,803 --> 01:10:28,829
Don't look at me.
l'm eating fine.

900
01:10:47,693 --> 01:10:49,320
Who was that?

901
01:10:49,395 --> 01:10:51,420
One of the mice in the line.

902
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,831
- The pretty one?
- ls she? l didn't even notice.

903
01:10:54,901 --> 01:10:57,165
You were certainly knee-deep
in conversation.

904
01:10:57,237 --> 01:10:59,204
l was asking about my dog.

905
01:10:59,272 --> 01:11:02,708
Yours? What's she doing with it?

906
01:11:02,776 --> 01:11:06,907
l gave him to her when
I evacuated Mrs. Casey's rattrap.

907
01:11:06,981 --> 01:11:09,575
- She lived there too?
- Yep.

908
01:11:10,918 --> 01:11:13,478
Why didn't you bring him with you?

909
01:11:13,555 --> 01:11:16,149
Because he wasn't yet
yacht broken.

910
01:11:39,882 --> 01:11:43,284
My funny valentine

911
01:11:43,354 --> 01:11:46,482
Sweet comic valentine

912
01:11:47,558 --> 01:11:50,459
You make me smile

913
01:11:50,528 --> 01:11:53,497
With my heart

914
01:11:56,234 --> 01:11:58,965
Your looks are laughable

915
01:12:00,139 --> 01:12:03,540
Unphotographable

916
01:12:03,609 --> 01:12:06,909
Yet you're my favorite

917
01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:09,642
Work of art

918
01:12:11,651 --> 01:12:16,021
ls your figure less than Greek

919
01:12:16,090 --> 01:12:19,287
Is your mouth a little weak

920
01:12:20,728 --> 01:12:24,755
When you open it to speak

921
01:12:24,832 --> 01:12:28,768
Are you smart

922
01:12:30,739 --> 01:12:35,334
But don't change a hair for me

923
01:12:35,411 --> 01:12:38,141
Not if you care for me

924
01:12:39,214 --> 01:12:42,342
Stay, little valentine

925
01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,787
Each day

926
01:12:50,861 --> 01:12:55,730
Is Valentine's Day

927
01:13:03,041 --> 01:13:05,201
- When did she spring from the chorus?
- Who?

928
01:13:05,277 --> 01:13:07,541
The mouse in the spotlight.

929
01:13:08,747 --> 01:13:10,681
l'm beginning to talk like you.

930
01:13:10,749 --> 01:13:14,549
You mean Linda?
Well, she's Ned's girl.

931
01:13:14,619 --> 01:13:17,020
He's kind of stuck on her.

932
01:13:17,089 --> 01:13:20,651
We talked it over
and we figured she was ready.

933
01:13:21,728 --> 01:13:23,559
Ready for what?

934
01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:55,592
very nice, Miss English.

935
01:13:55,664 --> 01:13:58,030
lt was just wonderful,
beautiful.

936
01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:00,899
Pretty good, huh, Ned?
Let's do the "" Kick lt Around" number.

937
01:14:00,971 --> 01:14:02,734
Come on, kids. Let's go.

938
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:05,037
Don't you think
she was pretty good, partner?

939
01:14:05,109 --> 01:14:06,474
Not quite good enough.

940
01:14:06,544 --> 01:14:09,876
She's just beginning. Give her time.
Wait till you hear this next number.

941
01:14:11,349 --> 01:14:14,284
l think she'd be better off
someplace else.

942
01:14:14,352 --> 01:14:16,684
Would you like to explain that?

943
01:14:16,755 --> 01:14:18,813
l'll make it simple for you.

944
01:14:18,890 --> 01:14:21,256
She's out.

945
01:14:21,325 --> 01:14:23,886
- You want me to fire her?
- Yes, partner.

946
01:14:25,297 --> 01:14:29,393
l figure it's the onIy way
to protect my investment.

947
01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:31,767
l don't mean the club,
l mean you.

948
01:14:33,873 --> 01:14:36,273
l think it's a stinkin' trick.

949
01:14:37,744 --> 01:14:39,337
Come now, beauty.

950
01:14:40,446 --> 01:14:43,347
Don't tell me you've developed
a better nature.

951
01:14:54,162 --> 01:14:56,096
Come on, Snuffy.

952
01:14:58,801 --> 01:15:00,359
Linda, you decent?

953
01:15:00,436 --> 01:15:02,267
Just about. Come in.

954
01:15:08,477 --> 01:15:11,310
l've been thinking that
you were so good in that number...

955
01:15:11,380 --> 01:15:13,645
l decided to give you
something better to do.

956
01:15:13,717 --> 01:15:15,878
- You did?
- A real blockbuster.

957
01:15:15,953 --> 01:15:18,421
That's wonderful.
Which one?

958
01:15:18,488 --> 01:15:21,822
l thought maybe
you ought to do the strip.

959
01:15:23,795 --> 01:15:26,161
But Gladys does that number.

960
01:15:26,231 --> 01:15:29,200
You wind up out there
with nothing on.

961
01:15:29,267 --> 01:15:31,235
What do you think l am?

962
01:15:31,302 --> 01:15:35,500
You're the best built mouse in the
joint, so let's take advantage of it.

963
01:15:37,041 --> 01:15:40,569
l won't do it!
l'm sticking to my song.

964
01:15:40,646 --> 01:15:44,912
l'm sorry, baby, but l've already
given the song to Gladys.

965
01:15:44,984 --> 01:15:48,580
- l just thought you'd be pleased.
- Wait a minute.

966
01:15:50,156 --> 01:15:51,851
There's something more to this.

967
01:15:51,925 --> 01:15:55,019
You knew l'd say no.
You wanted me to. Why?

968
01:15:55,095 --> 01:15:58,862
Your girlfriend told you
to get rid of me, didn't she?

969
01:15:58,933 --> 01:16:00,924
- Look...
- Don't interrupt!

970
01:16:01,002 --> 01:16:04,063
But you didn't have the guts, did you?
You wanted me to quit!

971
01:16:05,140 --> 01:16:07,437
Chez Joey.
Well, that's a laugh.

972
01:16:07,509 --> 01:16:09,773
Why don't you change it
to Chez vera?

973
01:16:12,246 --> 01:16:14,875
What are you waiting for?
You've run your errand.

974
01:16:41,446 --> 01:16:43,710
What happened to your head?

975
01:16:43,782 --> 01:16:47,513
There's something you ought to know.
l didn't have to fire her. She quit.

976
01:16:47,585 --> 01:16:49,712
That's the same thing.

977
01:16:49,789 --> 01:16:53,190
Don't let it bother you. l'm sure she'll
have no trouble finding another job.

978
01:16:53,259 --> 01:16:56,023
Sure. She can always pitch
for the New York Giants.

979
01:17:08,942 --> 01:17:10,876
l want a bourbon, straight.

980
01:17:14,382 --> 01:17:17,476
lsn't it a little early in the day
for a girl who doesn't drink at night?

981
01:17:18,987 --> 01:17:21,820
On second thought, make it two.

982
01:18:03,268 --> 01:18:07,262
- What's with the watch bit?
- lt's getting late. Finish your drink.

983
01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:10,036
What for? We got all night.

984
01:18:10,109 --> 01:18:12,134
Oh, no, we haven't, beauty.

985
01:18:12,211 --> 01:18:14,304
l'm giving a dinner party.

986
01:18:14,380 --> 01:18:16,575
So?

987
01:18:16,649 --> 01:18:19,175
Put another plate at the table.

988
01:18:19,253 --> 01:18:22,347
lt would make 13,
and l'm superstitious.

989
01:18:24,224 --> 01:18:27,591
Only thing l'm superstitious about
is 13 in bed.

990
01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:29,595
You'll have to leave.

991
01:18:32,032 --> 01:18:34,594
l guess you think maybe l don't know
what fork to use.

992
01:18:34,669 --> 01:18:39,403
Well, you're right, l don't, but l
wouldn't eat with those creeps anyway.

993
01:18:39,475 --> 01:18:41,739
l'll see you at the boat later.

994
01:18:44,814 --> 01:18:47,977
l'll go down to the corner
and grab a hamburger.

995
01:18:49,151 --> 01:18:51,313
How should l have my hamburger...

996
01:18:51,388 --> 01:18:54,322
with or without onions?

997
01:18:55,492 --> 01:18:57,688
Without.

998
01:18:57,762 --> 01:18:59,353
You're a cinch.

999
01:19:21,086 --> 01:19:23,248
What happened?
How come you didn't show?

1000
01:19:23,323 --> 01:19:26,258
l had to hear "" Tristan and lsolde."

1001
01:19:26,326 --> 01:19:27,987
Hear him do what?

1002
01:19:29,562 --> 01:19:31,154
lt's an opera.

1003
01:19:31,232 --> 01:19:33,028
Of course.

1004
01:19:33,099 --> 01:19:35,761
Afterward, they all came back here
and l couldn't get out of it.

1005
01:19:39,808 --> 01:19:42,776
Aren't you gonna pipe me aboard?

1006
01:19:42,843 --> 01:19:46,302
- What was that?
- l'm listening to the late news.

1007
01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:48,713
Sleep tight, doll.
Talk to you tomorrow.

1008
01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:54,355
Man's best friend.

1009
01:19:56,592 --> 01:19:58,184
Or was that your mother?

1010
01:19:58,261 --> 01:20:01,857
I wonder what she'd say
if she could see me now.

1011
01:20:03,533 --> 01:20:05,626
She'd say that you were stoned.

1012
01:20:05,701 --> 01:20:08,795
And she'd also want to know
what you're doing in my bedroom.

1013
01:20:08,872 --> 01:20:10,863
l decided to take your offer.

1014
01:20:10,941 --> 01:20:12,374
What offer?

1015
01:20:13,645 --> 01:20:15,408
Strip.

1016
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:17,038
Peeled.

1017
01:20:18,449 --> 01:20:20,144
Take it off and let it lay.

1018
01:20:25,558 --> 01:20:27,924
You were right.

1019
01:20:27,992 --> 01:20:30,154
l do have a good shape.

1020
01:20:32,498 --> 01:20:34,090
Confidentially...

1021
01:20:35,901 --> 01:20:37,836
l'm stacked.

1022
01:20:38,904 --> 01:20:40,997
Bet you thought l wouldn't,
didn't you?

1023
01:20:41,073 --> 01:20:43,201
l'll bet you even thought
that l couldn't.

1024
01:20:44,311 --> 01:20:46,075
But l can.

1025
01:20:50,183 --> 01:20:51,912
And l will.

1026
01:22:29,926 --> 01:22:32,087
Bewitched

1027
01:22:32,163 --> 01:22:34,096
Bothered

1028
01:22:56,456 --> 01:22:58,446
lt's all right, Snuffy.

1029
01:22:58,524 --> 01:23:01,288
lf l walk in my sleep, bite me.

1030
01:23:25,186 --> 01:23:27,120
Well, good morning.

1031
01:23:28,923 --> 01:23:31,518
Oh, what's good about it?

1032
01:23:31,594 --> 01:23:34,188
Oh, your first hangover, huh?

1033
01:23:36,165 --> 01:23:38,759
Well, there's a first time
for everybody.

1034
01:23:44,374 --> 01:23:48,208
Why do people drink when
it feels so awful the morning after?

1035
01:23:48,278 --> 01:23:51,271
Maybe because it feels so good
the night before.

1036
01:23:55,986 --> 01:23:57,921
What did l do last night?

1037
01:24:00,159 --> 01:24:01,853
You kissed me.

1038
01:24:03,061 --> 01:24:04,824
l wasn't myself.

1039
01:24:04,897 --> 01:24:07,525
Yeah, but whoever you were,
you were great.

1040
01:24:09,768 --> 01:24:11,326
Then what?

1041
01:24:11,403 --> 01:24:14,066
Then you passed out.

1042
01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:16,074
I'm ashamed of myself.

1043
01:24:16,142 --> 01:24:17,734
Me too.

1044
01:24:19,145 --> 01:24:21,875
Why? What did you do?

1045
01:24:23,184 --> 01:24:25,117
Nothing.

1046
01:24:25,186 --> 01:24:27,916
Let's try on some breakfast.
Come on.

1047
01:24:27,988 --> 01:24:29,922
lt'll do you good.

1048
01:24:33,594 --> 01:24:35,186
Nice and easy.

1049
01:24:39,568 --> 01:24:42,867
Snuffy, please.
Not so loud.

1050
01:24:46,843 --> 01:24:48,936
- There you are.
- You cook?

1051
01:24:49,011 --> 01:24:51,878
You can't go through your life
on Wheaties alone.

1052
01:24:54,183 --> 01:24:55,776
l couldn't, Joey.

1053
01:24:55,853 --> 01:24:58,219
l got an idea.

1054
01:24:58,288 --> 01:25:02,554
lt's an old family recipe.
Hangovers run in my family.

1055
01:25:02,626 --> 01:25:04,890
My old man wrote the book.

1056
01:25:07,131 --> 01:25:10,100
l think this will
straighten you out. Go on.

1057
01:25:11,169 --> 01:25:13,433
Come on, Snuff.
Come on, boy. Up.

1058
01:25:17,175 --> 01:25:18,609
A bagel.

1059
01:25:29,155 --> 01:25:30,849
Something he picked up from me.

1060
01:25:33,660 --> 01:25:34,922
Fine pupil.

1061
01:25:34,995 --> 01:25:39,125
- You really don't feel well, do you?
- It's not just the hangover.

1062
01:25:40,968 --> 01:25:43,163
You see, where l come from...

1063
01:25:43,237 --> 01:25:47,641
a girl just doesn't spend the night
on a yacht and then stay for breakfast.

1064
01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:51,178
Of course, we don't have
any yachts.

1065
01:25:51,246 --> 01:25:53,305
By the way,
where do you come from?

1066
01:25:53,381 --> 01:25:54,974
Albuquerque.

1067
01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:59,187
What's wrong with Albuquerque?

1068
01:25:59,254 --> 01:26:01,688
For one thing,
they don't have any yachts.

1069
01:26:01,757 --> 01:26:05,023
Secondly, l'm surprised your mother
let you come to the big town.

1070
01:26:05,094 --> 01:26:09,030
Well, my mother says a nice girl's
a nice girl wherever she is.

1071
01:26:09,098 --> 01:26:11,567
Yeah, l know.
And a bum is a bum.

1072
01:26:11,635 --> 01:26:13,569
She didn't say that.

1073
01:26:14,705 --> 01:26:17,572
Besides, what about last night?

1074
01:26:17,641 --> 01:26:20,508
l made a fool out of myself,
and you didn't take advantage of it.

1075
01:26:20,579 --> 01:26:22,705
Don't pin any medals on me.

1076
01:26:22,780 --> 01:26:25,716
lt just so happens in my book
it takes two to tango.

1077
01:26:26,818 --> 01:26:29,548
Why are you ashamed
of your good impulses?

1078
01:26:29,621 --> 01:26:31,919
Maybe it's because
l don't get many.

1079
01:26:32,991 --> 01:26:35,084
You got a feIlow in Albuquerque?

1080
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:39,860
l suppose you could caIl him that.
His name's Alfred. Works in a garage.

1081
01:26:39,932 --> 01:26:44,028
Grease monkey. No contest.
lt's a boat race.

1082
01:26:44,103 --> 01:26:46,038
He owns the garage.

1083
01:26:48,609 --> 01:26:51,043
Well, l better go.

1084
01:26:51,111 --> 01:26:52,703
Thanks for everything.

1085
01:27:09,464 --> 01:27:12,434
Maybe l ought to start
rehearsing that number.

1086
01:27:12,501 --> 01:27:16,438
You mean, now that you're sober
you still wanna do the strip number?

1087
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,905
Was it your idea...

1088
01:27:19,976 --> 01:27:21,637
or was it hers?

1089
01:27:21,711 --> 01:27:23,646
Of course it was my idea.

1090
01:27:23,713 --> 01:27:27,444
l run the joint, don't l?
lt says "" Chez Joey."

1091
01:27:27,517 --> 01:27:30,611
All right then, if you really want
me to do it, then l'Il do it.

1092
01:27:30,688 --> 01:27:33,121
Good. l'm glad you decided to.

1093
01:28:36,226 --> 01:28:39,787
The first guy who drops a knife
on the opening gets it in the back.

1094
01:28:41,064 --> 01:28:43,931
That's all, kids. Thank you.
Okay, next number.

1095
01:30:39,928 --> 01:30:41,861
l never thought she'd do it.

1096
01:30:41,930 --> 01:30:46,333
l've seen 'em come and go,
but l thought this girl was different.

1097
01:30:53,576 --> 01:30:54,941
Hold it.

1098
01:30:56,678 --> 01:30:58,145
Cut.

1099
01:30:59,215 --> 01:31:01,684
You can all stop drooling.

1100
01:31:01,751 --> 01:31:03,413
Put your clothes on.

1101
01:31:05,923 --> 01:31:09,290
Well, what do you know.
Prince valiant.

1102
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:12,694
l'll hit you a shot in the head.
Get up and do the number.

1103
01:31:12,764 --> 01:31:14,356
A pIeasure.

1104
01:31:33,853 --> 01:31:36,117
Here. Try this.
Blow your nose.

1105
01:31:37,723 --> 01:31:39,384
l'm sorry.

1106
01:31:39,458 --> 01:31:42,724
Forget it.
lt was a nice try.

1107
01:31:42,796 --> 01:31:45,925
No, it wasn't. lt was awful.
l just wanted to die.

1108
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,661
l know what you mean.

1109
01:31:48,735 --> 01:31:51,000
l guess your mother was right.

1110
01:31:51,072 --> 01:31:55,236
A nice girl's a nice girl anywhere
and a bum is a bum.

1111
01:31:57,946 --> 01:32:00,245
l shouldn't have let you do it.

1112
01:32:05,154 --> 01:32:08,852
Fix your face and put on your dress.
We're gonna do the love song.

1113
01:32:16,266 --> 01:32:18,757
Joey, somebody wants to see you.

1114
01:32:24,508 --> 01:32:26,100
l won't be long.

1115
01:32:50,436 --> 01:32:53,065
Hi, doll. What's the rush?
l was rehearsing.

1116
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,904
lt may not be necessary.

1117
01:32:58,012 --> 01:32:59,810
What do you mean?

1118
01:32:59,881 --> 01:33:03,180
You lied to me.
You told me she quit.

1119
01:33:04,786 --> 01:33:08,347
Well, she did,
but she decided to come back.

1120
01:33:09,424 --> 01:33:11,949
Be reasonable, baby.

1121
01:33:12,027 --> 01:33:15,361
The mouse means nothing to me. She needs
the dough. She's got a sick mother.

1122
01:33:15,431 --> 01:33:17,365
Then tell her
to get Blue Cross.

1123
01:33:17,433 --> 01:33:18,991
Get her out.

1124
01:33:20,936 --> 01:33:22,267
ls that an order?

1125
01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,007
Yes, it is.

1126
01:33:28,512 --> 01:33:32,175
- But l don't like orders.
- You'll obey or the club won't open.

1127
01:33:35,720 --> 01:33:39,656
You mean you'd shut the whole thing
over one stagestruck little broad?

1128
01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:43,390
lt isn't just one
stagestruck little broad.

1129
01:33:43,461 --> 01:33:47,454
lt's what she stands for.
You paraded her in front of everybody.

1130
01:33:47,533 --> 01:33:50,798
You made a fool of yourself...
of me!

1131
01:33:50,869 --> 01:33:54,066
Now go out there
and tell the girl she's through.

1132
01:33:55,575 --> 01:33:57,770
What are you waiting for?

1133
01:34:00,180 --> 01:34:03,843
l told you something once.
l'm gonna tell it to you again.

1134
01:34:05,452 --> 01:34:07,853
Nobody owns Joey but Joey.

1135
01:34:11,292 --> 01:34:13,317
l'll show you who owns Joey.

1136
01:34:18,033 --> 01:34:22,264
Mike, pay everybody off.
Chez Joey is not going to open.

1137
01:34:23,405 --> 01:34:25,669
And take down the sign.

1138
01:34:42,658 --> 01:34:45,219
Joey, shalI l break the news?

1139
01:34:46,296 --> 01:34:48,196
Thanks, Mike. l'll do it.

1140
01:34:51,401 --> 01:34:54,735
Mr. Evans, we have the house lights on
the dimmer system. lt's all checked out.

1141
01:34:54,806 --> 01:34:56,398
Fine.

1142
01:34:57,475 --> 01:35:00,672
Mr. Evans, l've arranged
all the flowers like this.

1143
01:35:00,745 --> 01:35:02,679
They're lovely. Thank you.

1144
01:35:05,284 --> 01:35:08,481
- The tables will be ready for 7:30.
- Good.

1145
01:35:11,957 --> 01:35:14,290
Mike's okay now.
You wanna try it?

1146
01:35:14,361 --> 01:35:16,295
Yeah, l'll try it.

1147
01:35:25,573 --> 01:35:27,837
Gather around, kids.
l got something to tell you.

1148
01:35:27,909 --> 01:35:30,878
l got a short announcement to make,
and this is gonna kill you.

1149
01:35:32,413 --> 01:35:34,780
Don't look now,
but the joint's folded.

1150
01:35:38,620 --> 01:35:41,180
l told you you'd get
a big laugh out of it.

1151
01:35:42,524 --> 01:35:46,187
But l'm not kidding about it.
Chez Joey won't open tonight...

1152
01:35:46,261 --> 01:35:49,857
or tomorrow night
or any other night after that.

1153
01:35:51,267 --> 01:35:54,031
l'm sorry to tell you this, kids,
but the party's over.

1154
01:35:55,406 --> 01:35:58,671
The little lady picked up her marbles
and went home.

1155
01:36:22,501 --> 01:36:24,992
- l'm sorry.
- Beat it, kid.

1156
01:36:28,307 --> 01:36:31,674
l said beat it!
Leave me alone.

1157
01:37:07,917 --> 01:37:09,748
Someone to see you, madam.

1158
01:37:11,022 --> 01:37:13,819
- Show him in.
- But it's a young lady, madam.

1159
01:37:13,890 --> 01:37:17,088
- A Miss English.
- Ask her to come in.

1160
01:37:21,465 --> 01:37:23,058
This way, miss.

1161
01:37:29,441 --> 01:37:31,136
You wanted to see me?

1162
01:37:31,209 --> 01:37:33,109
lt's about Joey.

1163
01:37:33,178 --> 01:37:35,305
l know how you feel.

1164
01:37:35,380 --> 01:37:37,814
And you're wrong.
There's been nothing between us.

1165
01:37:40,354 --> 01:37:42,720
Are you sure about that,
Miss English?

1166
01:37:42,790 --> 01:37:44,553
l am quite sure.

1167
01:37:45,993 --> 01:37:48,154
Let the club open, please.

1168
01:37:48,228 --> 01:37:50,526
You're hurting
a lot of other people.

1169
01:37:50,597 --> 01:37:55,194
You're not concerned with other people.
lt's Joey. You're in love with him.

1170
01:37:55,270 --> 01:37:56,793
Aren't you?

1171
01:37:59,307 --> 01:38:01,639
Well, let's say
we understand each other.

1172
01:38:01,710 --> 01:38:04,702
We're alike, Joey and l...
the same breed of cat.

1173
01:38:04,779 --> 01:38:06,907
I'm not so sure of that.

1174
01:38:06,982 --> 01:38:10,543
Joey's better than you think.
He's better than he thinks.

1175
01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:14,049
Nobody's better than he thinks.

1176
01:38:15,991 --> 01:38:18,893
lt may come as quite a surprise,
Miss English, but...

1177
01:38:20,664 --> 01:38:23,156
l do believe there's been nothing
between you and Joey.

1178
01:38:23,233 --> 01:38:25,292
That makes you all
the more dangerous.

1179
01:38:25,369 --> 01:38:30,137
You may not know it, but when Joey told
you to keep your clothes on today...

1180
01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:33,075
he played the greatest love scene
of his career.

1181
01:38:36,482 --> 01:38:39,918
l could undress in the lobby
of the Fairmont Hotel and...

1182
01:38:39,984 --> 01:38:41,919
he'd never turn a hair.

1183
01:38:43,021 --> 01:38:45,581
So, you see, Miss English...

1184
01:38:46,693 --> 01:38:49,160
with you on the scene...

1185
01:38:49,229 --> 01:38:51,789
l couldn't possibly
reopen the cIub.

1186
01:38:52,832 --> 01:38:54,823
lf l wasn't on the scene?

1187
01:38:54,901 --> 01:38:58,598
Well, I might give it
serious consideration.

1188
01:39:00,273 --> 01:39:03,368
After all, I rather enjoyed
owning a nightclub.

1189
01:39:04,478 --> 01:39:07,709
Of course, it wouldn't do to let our boy
know why you're leaving town.

1190
01:39:07,782 --> 01:39:10,980
He dislikes being
under any obligation...

1191
01:39:11,052 --> 01:39:13,646
except financial.

1192
01:39:54,966 --> 01:39:57,561
Why not? l earned them.

1193
01:40:04,744 --> 01:40:07,872
You can unpack, Joey.
l've changed my mind.

1194
01:40:11,451 --> 01:40:14,716
- l said l've changed my mind.
- l got ears.

1195
01:40:16,356 --> 01:40:19,190
But you don't understand.
lt's all right.

1196
01:40:19,259 --> 01:40:21,353
The club will open.

1197
01:40:22,463 --> 01:40:24,261
lt won't happen again.

1198
01:40:24,333 --> 01:40:27,460
Sure. One false move and
l'm right out on my Frances.

1199
01:40:29,671 --> 01:40:31,263
That's not true.

1200
01:40:33,375 --> 01:40:37,005
very well. l'll prove it.

1201
01:40:37,079 --> 01:40:38,910
We'll get married.

1202
01:40:41,150 --> 01:40:45,519
Don't give me that marriage bit.
Don't do me any favors.

1203
01:40:45,588 --> 01:40:47,579
lt isn't a favor.

1204
01:40:47,657 --> 01:40:49,592
l want it that way.

1205
01:40:51,328 --> 01:40:53,421
So the lady wants it that way.

1206
01:40:53,497 --> 01:40:55,362
"" Well, jump, Joey."

1207
01:40:55,432 --> 01:40:58,401
Now, darling, Joey,
you've had your fun.

1208
01:40:59,371 --> 01:41:00,929
Can we go now?

1209
01:41:02,274 --> 01:41:06,438
l got a big flash for you, Mrs. Simpson.
You and me ain't goin' nowhere.

1210
01:41:06,511 --> 01:41:08,673
Don't take it so big.

1211
01:41:08,747 --> 01:41:11,376
l'm doing you a big favor.

1212
01:41:14,020 --> 01:41:17,080
Darling, l...
l want to marry you.

1213
01:41:18,157 --> 01:41:20,558
Take more than a gold band
and a two-buck license...

1214
01:41:20,627 --> 01:41:23,221
to make an honest man
out of a bum like me.

1215
01:41:24,398 --> 01:41:27,458
That's a little job
l'm gonna have to work out myself.

1216
01:41:27,534 --> 01:41:29,468
Thanks for the use of the pad.

1217
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:40,873
l guess that's that.

1218
01:41:42,617 --> 01:41:43,880
That's that.

1219
01:41:54,997 --> 01:41:56,932
ls it the mouse?

1220
01:41:59,302 --> 01:42:00,735
Maybe.

1221
01:42:03,740 --> 01:42:06,437
Maybe you should tell her.

1222
01:42:06,510 --> 01:42:10,879
What for?
Why should l louse up her life?

1223
01:42:49,824 --> 01:42:52,918
All of this could have been yours,
Joey... the whole joint.

1224
01:42:54,462 --> 01:42:57,296
And you blew it
on account of two dames.

1225
01:42:57,366 --> 01:43:00,392
You never seem to learn,
do you?

1226
01:43:15,953 --> 01:43:17,420
Dames

1227
01:43:21,325 --> 01:43:24,294
What do I care for a dame

1228
01:43:27,565 --> 01:43:30,659
Every old dame is the same

1229
01:43:30,735 --> 01:43:33,295
Every hokey dame is the same

1230
01:43:34,439 --> 01:43:37,273
l got a future a rosy future

1231
01:43:37,343 --> 01:43:39,640
You can be sure I'll be tops

1232
01:43:40,813 --> 01:43:43,715
I'm independent
I'm no dependent

1233
01:43:43,783 --> 01:43:46,047
And l'll own a nightclub
that's tops

1234
01:43:47,287 --> 01:43:49,552
I'll be in with the cops

1235
01:43:52,092 --> 01:43:54,527
What do l care for the skirts

1236
01:43:58,399 --> 01:44:00,526
l'll make 'em pay till it hurts

1237
01:44:01,869 --> 01:44:04,667
Let 'em put up till it hurts

1238
01:44:04,740 --> 01:44:07,174
I'm gonna own a nightclub

1239
01:44:08,210 --> 01:44:10,735
It's gonna be the right club

1240
01:44:10,812 --> 01:44:14,112
For the swell gentry
it's elementary

1241
01:44:14,183 --> 01:44:16,777
l'll wear a top hat and cane

1242
01:44:17,987 --> 01:44:21,583
In Chez Joey They'll pay Joey

1243
01:44:21,658 --> 01:44:23,648
The gay Joey

1244
01:44:23,727 --> 01:44:27,663
l can see it

1245
01:44:27,731 --> 01:44:29,665
Plain

1246
01:46:05,938 --> 01:46:09,101
So long, little bird.
Don't pick up any nails.

1247
01:46:26,961 --> 01:46:29,260
Where are we going?

1248
01:46:29,330 --> 01:46:31,264
What do you mean "" we"?

1249
01:46:31,333 --> 01:46:33,699
We're both out of work,
aren't we?

1250
01:46:34,770 --> 01:46:37,739
l don't know about you,
but l'm on my way to Sacramento.

1251
01:46:37,806 --> 01:46:41,037
Fine. l've always wanted
to see the state capitol.

1252
01:46:43,579 --> 01:46:47,277
Well, look, you asked me
to do the love song with you.

1253
01:46:47,350 --> 01:46:49,716
What are you trying to do,
crawl out of it?

1254
01:46:50,787 --> 01:46:54,189
- l thought we were good together.
- Are you out of your mind or something?

1255
01:46:54,258 --> 01:46:58,786
Know what you're getting into?
l'll brush you off before the station.

1256
01:46:58,863 --> 01:47:00,797
Why don't you beat it?

1257
01:47:04,002 --> 01:47:07,232
Look, l have no desire
to be hemmed in.

1258
01:47:07,305 --> 01:47:10,331
Now why don't you beat it?
Take the mutt with you.

1259
01:47:14,113 --> 01:47:17,047
Why don't you get out
while you got the chance?

1260
01:47:28,428 --> 01:47:33,696
What do you think l'm made of? Don't
you know l got a low boiling point?

1261
01:47:55,458 --> 01:47:58,451
Well, l guess we weren't
so bad at that, were we?

1262
01:47:58,527 --> 01:48:02,055
And l can use a girl in the act...
give it a little class.

1263
01:48:02,132 --> 01:48:05,659
- l could always do a strip.
- Don't bring that up again.

1264
01:48:05,736 --> 01:48:07,931
Well, how about my billing?

1265
01:48:08,005 --> 01:48:10,338
- Your what?
- My name? My picture?

1266
01:48:12,009 --> 01:48:15,810
Well, it'lI be "" Joey Evans
and Linda English."

1267
01:48:17,915 --> 01:48:20,383
Well, how about...

1268
01:48:20,452 --> 01:48:22,010
"" Joey and Linda Evans"?

1269
01:48:22,087 --> 01:48:23,383
lt"s shorter.

1270
01:48:23,455 --> 01:48:26,015
l got a better idea.

1271
01:48:27,359 --> 01:48:31,352
How about "" Joey Evans and Company"?
That's shorter still. Let's go.

1272
01:48:32,831 --> 01:48:36,427
And the simple secret
of the plot

1273
01:48:37,637 --> 01:48:41,573
ls just to tell them
that I love you a lot

1274
01:48:42,842 --> 01:48:48,042
Then the world discovers
as my book ends

1275
01:48:48,115 --> 01:48:51,983
How to make two lovers

1276
01:48:52,053 --> 01:48:54,544
Of friends