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Section 5,
speed her up, 4-1.
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Attention foreman, trouble on
bench 5, check nut tightening.
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Nut coming through loose
on bench 5, attention foreman.
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Man!
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Section 5, more speed, 4-7.
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Relief man, passing,
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relief man, passing.
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Hey!
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Quit stalling,
get back to work!
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Go on!
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Good morning my friends.
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This record comes to you through
the Sales Talk Transcription Co. Inc.
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Your speaker,
the mechanical salesman.
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May I introduce
Mr. J. Willacomb Bellows,
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inventor of the Bellows
Feeding Machine,
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a practical device which
automatically feeds your men at work.
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Don't stop for lunch.
Be ahead of your competitor.
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The Bellows feeding machine
will eliminate the lunch hour,
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increase your production
and decrease your overhead.
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Allow us to point out some of the
features of this wonderful machine.
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Its beautiful aerodynamic
streamlined body,
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its smoothness of action made silent
by electroporous metal ball bearings.
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Let us acquaint you
with our automaton soup plate,
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it's compressed air blower,
no breath necessary,
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no energy required to cool the soup.
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Notice the revolcing plate
with the automatic food pusher.
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Observe our countershaft
double-knee action cornfeeder,
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with its synchromesh transmission,
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enabling you to shift gears
by the mere tip of the tongue.
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Then there is the hydrocompressed
sterilized mouth wiper.
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Its factors of control insure
against spots on the shirt front,
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These are but a few
of the delightful features
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of the Bellows Feeding Machine.
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Let us demonstrate with a worker.
Actions speak louder than words.
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Remember,
to keep ahead of you competitor,
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you cannot ignore the importance
of the Bellows Feeding Machine.
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Section 5, give 'em the limit.
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Local news: a pardon
was granted to the prisoner
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who thwarted
the attempted city jail break.
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Sheriff Couler will inform
the prisoner of the good news today.
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If you are suffering from gastritis,
don't forget to try...
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We are the singing waiters
We will sing and serve potatoes
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We will strive to do our bit
And if you leave a modest tip
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We'll sing the whole night long
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In the evening by the moonlight
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You can hear those banjoes singing
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In the evening by the moonlight
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You can hear those banjoes ringing
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How the old folks would enjoy it
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They would sit all night and listen
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As we sang in the evening
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by the moonlight
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Hop along sister Mary
hop along, hop along, hop along
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Hop along sister Mary hop along
and we'll get there by and by
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Homeward bound
Way down yonder in the old cornfields