1 00:00:09,071 --> 00:00:18,353 #03 on AFI's 10 Top Ten Romantic Comedy. #08 on AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs. 2 00:00:19,057 --> 00:00:28,339 #46 on AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movies. #38 on AFI's 100 Years... 100 Passions. 3 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,291 Hunger strike? How long has this been going on? 4 00:01:04,374 --> 00:01:06,332 She hasn't had a thing yesterday or today. 5 00:01:06,416 --> 00:01:08,665 - Sending meals up to her regularly? - Yes, sir. 6 00:01:08,749 --> 00:01:10,624 Why don't you jam it down her throat? 7 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:12,499 It's not that simple, Mr. Andrews. 8 00:01:12,582 --> 00:01:16,373 I'll talk to her myself. Have some food brought up to her. 9 00:01:16,791 --> 00:01:18,124 Yes, sir. 10 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,956 I won't eat a thing until you let me off this boat. 11 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,582 Come now, Ellie. You know I'll have my way. 12 00:01:24,707 --> 00:01:27,873 Not this time, you won't! I'm already married to him. 13 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:30,290 You'll never live under the same roof with him. 14 00:01:30,373 --> 00:01:31,289 I'll see to it. 15 00:01:31,415 --> 00:01:34,165 Get it through your head, King Westley and I are married! 16 00:01:34,248 --> 00:01:37,832 Definitely, legally, actually married! It's over, it's finished. 17 00:01:37,915 --> 00:01:41,206 There's not a thing you can do about it. I'm over 21 and so is he. 18 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:42,831 While you've been onboard... 19 00:01:42,915 --> 00:01:45,874 ...I've arranged to have your marriage annulled. 20 00:01:45,957 --> 00:01:49,290 Annulled. I'll have something to say about that and so will King. 21 00:01:49,373 --> 00:01:50,748 I expect him to. 22 00:01:52,706 --> 00:01:54,873 The vittles. Come in. 23 00:01:55,039 --> 00:01:57,455 I told you not to bring any food in here. 24 00:01:57,582 --> 00:01:59,748 Now wait a minute. This isn't for you. 25 00:01:59,874 --> 00:02:01,039 Put it down here. 26 00:02:09,872 --> 00:02:12,247 Smart, aren't you? So subtle. 27 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,998 Strategy, my dear. 28 00:02:14,081 --> 00:02:16,831 Was it strategy sending those gorillas to drag me away... 29 00:02:16,914 --> 00:02:18,455 ...from the Justice of the Peace? 30 00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:20,664 Your idea of strategy is to use a lead pipe. 31 00:02:20,747 --> 00:02:22,455 I've won many arguments that way. 32 00:02:22,539 --> 00:02:25,871 Besides not liking him, you haven't got a thing against King. 33 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:29,122 - He's a fake. - He's one of the best flyers in the country. 34 00:02:29,205 --> 00:02:31,788 He's no good. You married him because I said not to. 35 00:02:31,914 --> 00:02:34,039 You're always telling me what not to do. 36 00:02:34,122 --> 00:02:36,163 Because you've always been a stubborn idiot. 37 00:02:36,247 --> 00:02:38,455 I come from a long line of stubborn idiots. 38 00:02:38,539 --> 00:02:41,621 Don't shout so. You may work up an appetite. 39 00:02:41,705 --> 00:02:44,330 I'll shout if I want to! I'll scream if I want to! 40 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:45,496 All right, scream. 41 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:49,038 Let me off this boat or I'll break every piece of furniture in here! 42 00:02:49,122 --> 00:02:50,704 Here, now. 43 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:53,829 Have a nice piece of juicy steak. You don't have to eat it. 44 00:02:53,913 --> 00:02:55,996 Just smell it. It's a poem. 45 00:03:13,287 --> 00:03:16,204 Lower the boats! Catch her! 46 00:03:17,121 --> 00:03:18,579 Come on, men! 47 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:24,287 She got away, sir. 48 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,369 Of course, she's too smart for you. 49 00:03:26,871 --> 00:03:29,495 Send a wireless to the Lovington Detective Agency. 50 00:03:29,579 --> 00:03:30,661 "Daughter escaped again. 51 00:03:30,746 --> 00:03:33,287 "Watch roads, airports and train stations in Miami." 52 00:03:35,536 --> 00:03:39,120 All aboard! Palm Beach, Savannah, Jacksonville... 53 00:03:39,662 --> 00:03:42,037 ...New York, Philadelphia. 54 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:45,162 We're wasting our time. Imagine Ellie Andrews riding on a bus. 55 00:03:45,245 --> 00:03:46,994 I told the old man it was bunk. 56 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,704 Ticket for New York, please. 57 00:03:53,287 --> 00:03:56,120 - Here's your ticket. - Thank you very much. 58 00:03:57,995 --> 00:03:59,369 Thank you. 59 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:07,036 What's going on here? I'd like to use that phone. 60 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,995 Go away. This is history in the making. 61 00:04:10,203 --> 00:04:13,661 - What? - There's a man biting a dog in there. 62 00:04:13,744 --> 00:04:16,077 Heel, boy. 63 00:04:16,286 --> 00:04:18,160 I can't stand this any longer. 64 00:04:18,577 --> 00:04:20,285 In a pig's eye, you will. 65 00:04:21,577 --> 00:04:25,369 Listen monkey face, when you fired me, you fired the best news hound... 66 00:04:25,494 --> 00:04:28,076 ...your filthy scandal sheet ever had. 67 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:31,451 You wouldn't know a newspaper story if it kicked you in the pants. 68 00:04:31,535 --> 00:04:35,409 I got all your copy. Why didn't you tell me you were gonna write it in Greek? 69 00:04:35,494 --> 00:04:36,827 I'd start a new department. 70 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,243 That was free verse, you gas house palooka. 71 00:04:39,369 --> 00:04:42,493 What was free about it? It cost this paper a gob of dough. 72 00:04:42,577 --> 00:04:44,369 And it's not going to cost us any more! 73 00:04:44,536 --> 00:04:45,493 Gordon. 74 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,368 Did you know he reversed the charge? 75 00:04:47,452 --> 00:04:49,284 What? Why you... 76 00:04:50,117 --> 00:04:54,534 When you get back to New York, you keep far away from this office. 77 00:04:54,701 --> 00:04:58,784 You're fired. You don't work here anymore and you never will. 78 00:05:00,077 --> 00:05:01,617 What'd he say? 79 00:05:05,117 --> 00:05:06,950 So, you're changing your tune? 80 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,658 You're late with your apologies. 81 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:14,492 I wouldn't go back to work for you if you begged me on your hands and knees! 82 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,493 I hope this'll be a lesson to you. 83 00:05:18,993 --> 00:05:20,367 Did we tell that baby? 84 00:05:20,493 --> 00:05:24,451 - We don't need anymore of his lip. - You told him, Pete. 85 00:05:24,534 --> 00:05:26,742 I guess he knows now, how I feel about his job. 86 00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:28,450 I bet he does, too. 87 00:05:28,534 --> 00:05:30,199 Is my chariot ready? 88 00:05:30,284 --> 00:05:33,408 Your chariot awaiteth withouteth, mighty King. 89 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:37,825 - Lead on, sire. - Make way for the king. 90 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:39,782 Make way for the king. 91 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:41,658 Long live the king. 92 00:05:48,742 --> 00:05:50,825 Philadelphia, all aboard! 93 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:54,824 Step down Marty, King is back. 94 00:05:54,907 --> 00:05:57,323 On the rack in the back. It's your goodbye chariot. 95 00:06:00,949 --> 00:06:02,241 Make hams of you and scram! 96 00:06:02,366 --> 00:06:04,115 Two thousand miles is a long trip. 97 00:06:04,992 --> 00:06:07,657 Make yourself comfortable with a pleasant pillow. 98 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,032 Pillow, sir? 99 00:06:17,449 --> 00:06:21,907 Driver! If you'll be good enough to move those newspapers, I'll have a seat. 100 00:06:31,532 --> 00:06:33,407 Hey, wait a minute! 101 00:06:36,616 --> 00:06:38,281 What do you think you're doing? 102 00:06:38,782 --> 00:06:41,532 The papers. What's the idea of throwing them out? 103 00:06:41,615 --> 00:06:44,739 The papers? It's a long story, my friend. 104 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:47,323 I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. 105 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:51,114 I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. 106 00:06:51,198 --> 00:06:54,448 It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. 107 00:06:54,531 --> 00:06:58,364 They followed me all over town and read the news off the seat of my pants. 108 00:06:58,448 --> 00:07:01,948 A fresh guy. What you need is a good sock on the nose. 109 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:08,821 Listen partner, you may not like my nose, but I do. 110 00:07:09,281 --> 00:07:11,323 I always wear it out in the open so... 111 00:07:11,406 --> 00:07:14,073 ...if anybody wants to take a sock at it, they can. 112 00:07:14,947 --> 00:07:16,323 Oh, yeah? 113 00:07:18,364 --> 00:07:21,405 Now, that's a brilliant answer. Why didn't I think of it? 114 00:07:21,489 --> 00:07:24,113 Our conversation could have been over long ago. 115 00:07:24,239 --> 00:07:25,405 Oh, yeah? 116 00:07:25,781 --> 00:07:28,155 If you keep that up, we won't get anywhere. 117 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:29,947 Oh, yeah? 118 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,696 You got me. Yeah! 119 00:07:42,572 --> 00:07:46,487 Excuse me, lady. But that upon which you sit is mine. 120 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,405 I beg your pardon? 121 00:07:49,488 --> 00:07:52,071 Now listen, I put up a stiff fight for that seat. 122 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,113 So, if it's just the same to you, scram. 123 00:07:56,238 --> 00:07:58,696 Driver, are these seats reserved? 124 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:02,320 - No. First come, first serve. - Thank you. 125 00:08:02,697 --> 00:08:05,904 These seats accommodate two people, don't they? 126 00:08:05,989 --> 00:08:07,821 Maybe they do, maybe they don't. 127 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:08,988 Thank you. 128 00:08:11,737 --> 00:08:13,320 Move over. 129 00:08:14,821 --> 00:08:17,237 This is a "maybe they do." 130 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:28,487 If you'd ask me real nice, I might put that bag up there for you. 131 00:08:46,612 --> 00:08:49,487 Next time you drop in, bring your folks. 132 00:09:09,653 --> 00:09:11,902 Get some! Come on, everybody! 133 00:09:12,527 --> 00:09:14,235 Hot dogs, folks! 134 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,986 Rest station, 15 minutes. We'll only be here 15 minutes. 135 00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:22,444 Red hot coffee! 136 00:09:23,402 --> 00:09:24,985 Right around there. 137 00:09:25,068 --> 00:09:27,110 Get the red hot coffee! Hot dogs! 138 00:09:27,195 --> 00:09:30,235 Can't enjoy the ride unless you eat! 139 00:10:12,276 --> 00:10:13,484 He got away. 140 00:10:13,776 --> 00:10:16,859 I found myself in the middle of brush and no sign of the skunk. 141 00:10:16,943 --> 00:10:19,317 I don't know what you're raving about, young man. 142 00:10:19,402 --> 00:10:23,110 - Furthermore, I'm not interested. - Well of all the... 143 00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:26,942 Maybe you'll be interested to know your bag is gone. 144 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:29,150 My heavens! It's gone! 145 00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:30,816 I knew you'd catch on eventually. 146 00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:35,858 - What am I going to do now? - Don't tell me your ticket was in it. 147 00:10:35,942 --> 00:10:40,565 No, got that all right. But not my money. All I have here is $4. 148 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,775 You can wire home for money in Jacksonville. 149 00:10:42,858 --> 00:10:43,982 No, I can't. 150 00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:47,900 - Yes, I guess I will. - I'll tell the driver about your bag. 151 00:10:47,983 --> 00:10:49,899 Thank you, I'd rather you didn't. 152 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,441 Don't be a fool. You've lost your bag. The company should pay for it. 153 00:10:53,526 --> 00:10:56,149 - What's your name? - I don't want it reported! 154 00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:58,649 That's ridiculous. The company will take care of it. 155 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:02,858 Can you understand English? Would you please keep out of my affairs? 156 00:11:02,942 --> 00:11:04,982 I want to be left alone. 157 00:11:08,608 --> 00:11:10,733 Why, you ungrateful brat. 158 00:11:11,483 --> 00:11:12,775 Board! 159 00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:14,648 All aboard! 160 00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:58,896 Jacksonville, 30 minutes for breakfast. 161 00:12:59,063 --> 00:13:01,021 Only 30 minutes for breakfast. 162 00:13:02,313 --> 00:13:04,812 Just 30 minutes. That's all. No more. 163 00:13:04,897 --> 00:13:06,271 Read all about it! 164 00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:35,312 I'm so sorry. 165 00:13:36,228 --> 00:13:37,977 Silly, isn't it? 166 00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:40,895 Why, everybody's gone! 167 00:13:44,854 --> 00:13:46,728 Thank you for that, very much. 168 00:13:48,687 --> 00:13:51,562 - We're in Jacksonville, aren't we? - Yes. 169 00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:55,853 That was foolish of me. 170 00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:59,352 Why didn't you shove me away? 171 00:14:00,021 --> 00:14:03,645 I hated to wake you up. You look kind of pretty asleep. 172 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,644 How about some breakfast? 173 00:14:07,353 --> 00:14:11,728 No thank you. No, I'm going to the Windsor Hotel. 174 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:16,060 Windsor? You'll never make it in time. We leave in a half an hour. 175 00:14:16,228 --> 00:14:18,185 No, they'll wait for me. 176 00:14:20,936 --> 00:14:24,769 Driver, I'm going to be a few minutes late. Be sure to wait for me. 177 00:14:24,894 --> 00:14:26,060 Yeah? 178 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:27,853 Yes. 179 00:14:50,185 --> 00:14:51,892 Where's the bus to New York? 180 00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:53,643 It left about 20 minutes ago. 181 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,017 But that's ridiculous. I was on that bus. I told them to wait. 182 00:14:58,392 --> 00:15:00,767 I'm sorry, miss, but it's gone. 183 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:05,393 Good morning. Remember me? I'm the fellow you slept on last night. 184 00:15:07,559 --> 00:15:09,850 Seems to me, I've already thanked you for that. 185 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,392 What time's the next bus? 186 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,975 8:00 tonight. 187 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:16,059 8:00? That's 12 hours. 188 00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:17,768 Sorry, miss. 189 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,767 What's the matter? Wouldn't the old meanies wait for you? 190 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,309 What are you so excited about? You missed it, too. 191 00:15:24,392 --> 00:15:26,099 Yeah, I missed it too. 192 00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:30,184 Don't tell me you did it on my account. 193 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:34,807 I hope you haven't any idea that what happened last night is... 194 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,933 Now look here young man, you needn't concern yourself about me. 195 00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:39,641 I can take care of myself. 196 00:15:39,768 --> 00:15:43,600 You're doing a pretty sloppy job of it. Here's your ticket. 197 00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:45,476 My ticket? 198 00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:47,600 I found it on the seat. 199 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:54,725 Thank you. It must have fallen out of my purse. 200 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:59,849 You'll never get away with it, Miss Andrews. 201 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:03,974 - What are you talking about? - I said you'd never get away with it. 202 00:16:04,058 --> 00:16:07,683 Your father will stop you before you get halfway to New York. 203 00:16:08,391 --> 00:16:10,516 You must have me confused with someone else. 204 00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:12,889 Quit kidding. It's all over the front page. 205 00:16:19,057 --> 00:16:20,765 I've always been curious to know... 206 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:24,974 ...what kind of a girl would marry a front-page aviator like King Westley. 207 00:16:25,057 --> 00:16:29,557 Take my advice. Grab the next bus back to Miami. That guy's a phoney. 208 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,181 I didn't ask for your advice. 209 00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:36,015 That's right. You didn't. 210 00:16:37,182 --> 00:16:39,515 You're not going to notify my father, are you? 211 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:40,931 What for? 212 00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:44,014 You probably could get some money out of him. 213 00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:45,473 I never thought of that. 214 00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:49,223 If you promise not to do it, I'll pay you as much as he will. 215 00:16:49,348 --> 00:16:51,139 You won't gain a thing by giving me away 216 00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:53,348 as long as I'm willing to make it worth your while. 217 00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:55,806 I've got to get to New York without being stopped. 218 00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:57,806 It's terribly important to me. 219 00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,639 I'd pay you now, only... 220 00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:02,263 ...all I had when I jumped off the yacht was a wrist watch. 221 00:17:02,348 --> 00:17:04,431 I had to pawn it to get these clothes. 222 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:07,473 I'll give you my address. You can contact me in New York. 223 00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:08,972 Never mind. 224 00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:11,597 I had you pegged right from the jump. 225 00:17:12,515 --> 00:17:16,889 Just the spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you get anything is to buy it. 226 00:17:17,014 --> 00:17:21,096 You're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? 227 00:17:21,598 --> 00:17:23,555 Ever hear of the word "humility"? 228 00:17:23,722 --> 00:17:25,139 No, you wouldn't. 229 00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:27,013 It never occurred to you to say... 230 00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:29,930 ..."Please, Mister, I'm in trouble. Will you help me?" 231 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:32,597 That'd bring you down off your high horse. 232 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,096 I'll tell you something to ease your mind. 233 00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:36,763 You don't have to worry about me. 234 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,512 I'm not interested in your money or your problem. 235 00:17:39,597 --> 00:17:43,722 You, King Westley, your father. You're all a lot of hooey to me. 236 00:17:49,638 --> 00:17:51,262 You send telegrams here? 237 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,680 I'm just fine, thanks. And how are you? 238 00:17:58,471 --> 00:18:01,846 "To Joe Gordon, in care of New York Mail, New York. 239 00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:06,013 "Am I laughing. The biggest scoop of the year just dropped in my lap. 240 00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:09,679 "I know where Ellen Andrews is." No, do you really? 241 00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:12,804 Go on. Send the telegram. 242 00:18:12,929 --> 00:18:16,928 "How would you like to have the story? You big tub of..." 243 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,220 Mush. 244 00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:21,554 "Tub of mush. Well, try and get it. 245 00:18:21,638 --> 00:18:25,263 "What I said about never writing another line for you still goes. 246 00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:27,346 "Are you burning? Peter Warne." 247 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,262 That'll be $2.60. 248 00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:31,470 - Send it collect. - Collect? 249 00:18:31,554 --> 00:18:32,845 Collect. 250 00:18:38,345 --> 00:18:43,554 Bus leaving for Savannah, Charleston, Columbia, Greensboro, Richmond... 251 00:18:43,637 --> 00:18:47,928 ...Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia, New York... 252 00:19:14,428 --> 00:19:19,969 Hi, sister. All alone? My name's Shapeley. May as well get acquainted, it's a long trip. 253 00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:22,426 Gets tiresome. Especially for somebody like you. 254 00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:24,260 You look like you've got class. 255 00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:29,093 Yes sir, with a capital "K". I'm the guy that knows class when he sees it. 256 00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:32,761 Believe you me. Ask any of the boys. They'll tell you. 257 00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:34,718 Shapeley sure knows how to pick 'em. 258 00:19:35,219 --> 00:19:38,135 Yes sir. Shapeley's the name and that's the way I like 'em. 259 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,093 You made no mistake sitting next to me. 260 00:19:40,177 --> 00:19:41,926 Just between us, the kind of mugs you meet on the bus... 261 00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:44,342 ...ain't nothing to write home to the wife about. 262 00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:47,342 You gotta be awful careful who you hit it up with. 263 00:19:47,426 --> 00:19:49,842 You can't be too particular, neither. 264 00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:52,301 What's the matter, you ain't saying much? 265 00:19:52,385 --> 00:19:56,301 Seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance. 266 00:19:56,802 --> 00:20:01,926 That's pretty good. "Seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance." 267 00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:04,426 Well shut my big, nasty mouth. 268 00:20:05,676 --> 00:20:07,426 Looks like you're one up on me. 269 00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:10,592 There's nothing I like better than to meet a high-class mama... 270 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:14,883 ...that can snap back at you. The colder they are, the hotter they get. 271 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,508 That's what I always say. 272 00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:18,383 Yes, sir. 273 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,551 When a cold mama gets hot, boy how she sizzles. 274 00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:26,842 Now you're just my type. 275 00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:30,133 Believe me, sister, I could go for you in a big way. 276 00:20:30,217 --> 00:20:35,426 "Fun-on-the-side Shapeley," they call me. With accent on the "fun". Believe you me. 277 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,925 Believe you me, you bore me to distraction. 278 00:20:41,175 --> 00:20:43,758 Looks like you're two up on me now. 279 00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:45,049 Hey, you. 280 00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:50,008 - There's a seat over there for you. - What's the idea? 281 00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:53,633 I'd like to sit next to my wife, if you don't mind. 282 00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,216 - Your wife? - Yes. 283 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,174 Come on. 284 00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:01,548 Yeah. Sure, excuse me. You know, I was just... 285 00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:05,258 Sure. Excuse me, miss. I was just trying to make things pleasant. 286 00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:06,882 Excuse me, I... 287 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,466 I didn't mean anything, Doc. 288 00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:12,715 - No offence, Doc. - No. 289 00:21:19,382 --> 00:21:23,007 If you promise not to snap my head off, I'd like to thank you. 290 00:21:23,132 --> 00:21:27,299 Forget it. I didn't do it for you. His voice gets on my nerves. 291 00:21:33,841 --> 00:21:35,757 What'd you do all day? 292 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:40,465 Ran in and out of doorways. Trying to keep out of the rain. 293 00:21:43,174 --> 00:21:45,256 Your clothes are all wet. 294 00:21:47,174 --> 00:21:48,423 Here. 295 00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:51,381 You're as helpless as a baby. 296 00:21:51,465 --> 00:21:52,590 Thank you. 297 00:21:52,673 --> 00:21:57,672 Here you are, folks. Cigars, cigarettes, chewing gum, candy, magazines. 298 00:21:57,839 --> 00:21:59,214 Here, boy. 299 00:22:01,548 --> 00:22:03,838 - Yes, ma'am. - A box of chocolates, please. 300 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,505 - Never mind. She doesn't want it. - But... 301 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:09,214 - Of course, I do. What do you mean? - Beat it. 302 00:22:09,631 --> 00:22:12,381 Well, you've got your nerve. Here, boy! 303 00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:16,171 $1.60. 304 00:22:17,132 --> 00:22:18,922 You had $4 last night. 305 00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:21,797 How will you get to New York at this rate? 306 00:22:22,047 --> 00:22:24,338 That's none of your business. 307 00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:27,088 You're on a budget from now on. 308 00:22:27,589 --> 00:22:30,630 - Just a minute. You can't... - Shut up. 309 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:55,380 - What's the matter, officer? - Bridge washed out. 310 00:22:55,463 --> 00:22:57,796 Looks like we can't get through till morning. 311 00:22:57,922 --> 00:23:00,255 If any passengers want a place to sleep... 312 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,712 ...you'll find an auto camp up yonder a piece. 313 00:23:02,796 --> 00:23:05,170 - Where? - Right over there. See those lights? 314 00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:07,671 Dyke's Auto camp. 315 00:23:07,797 --> 00:23:10,046 All right, thanks. Hey, brat. 316 00:23:10,755 --> 00:23:12,171 Are you talking to me? 317 00:23:12,296 --> 00:23:14,879 Yeah. Come on, we're stopping here for the night. 318 00:23:30,754 --> 00:23:33,712 Hey! Come on, we're all set. 319 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,753 Good evening. Hope you and your husband rest comfortable. 320 00:23:57,295 --> 00:24:00,461 Come on! What are you going to do, stay out there all night? 321 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,501 Darn clever, these Armenians? 322 00:24:23,752 --> 00:24:25,502 Yeah, it's a gift. 323 00:24:27,586 --> 00:24:32,918 I just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to as my husband. 324 00:24:33,002 --> 00:24:37,252 Yeah. I forgot to tell you about that. I registered as Mr. And Mrs. 325 00:24:37,419 --> 00:24:38,668 You did? 326 00:24:40,211 --> 00:24:43,252 What am I expected to do? Leap for joy? 327 00:24:43,544 --> 00:24:46,252 I kind of half expected you to thank me. 328 00:24:47,127 --> 00:24:49,960 Your ego is absolutely colossal. 329 00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:52,751 Yeah, it's not bad. How's yours? 330 00:24:59,709 --> 00:25:03,667 You know, compared to you, my friend Shapeley's an amateur. 331 00:25:05,335 --> 00:25:08,751 Just whatever gave you any idea I'd stand for this? 332 00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:12,875 Now wait a minute. Let's get this straightened out right now. 333 00:25:13,084 --> 00:25:16,668 If you're nursing any silly notion that I'm interested in you, forget it. 334 00:25:16,752 --> 00:25:19,042 You're just a headline to me. 335 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:20,959 A headline? 336 00:25:21,959 --> 00:25:24,043 You're not a newspaper man, are you? 337 00:25:24,292 --> 00:25:26,292 Chalk up one for your side. 338 00:25:27,334 --> 00:25:30,625 Now listen. You want to get to King Westley, don't you? 339 00:25:30,751 --> 00:25:34,500 All right, I'm here to help you. What I want is your story. 340 00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:39,708 Exclusive. A day-to-day account. All about your mad fight to happiness. 341 00:25:40,459 --> 00:25:43,958 I need that story. Between you and me, I've got to have it. 342 00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:50,291 Isn't that just too cute. 343 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,333 There's a brain behind that face of yours, isn't there? 344 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:59,707 You've got everything nicely figured out for yourself. Including this. 345 00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:02,915 This? Well, that's a matter of simple mathematics. 346 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,338 These cabins cost $2 a night. I'm very sorry to inform you, wifey dear... 347 00:26:07,464 --> 00:26:11,509 ...but the family purse won't stand for our having separate establishment. 348 00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:21,520 Thank you very much, sir. You've been very kind. 349 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:24,315 It's all right with me. Go on out in the storm. 350 00:26:24,398 --> 00:26:26,358 But I'm going to follow you. 351 00:26:26,443 --> 00:26:27,484 Yeah. 352 00:26:27,818 --> 00:26:32,781 And if you get tough, I'll just have to turn you over to your old man. Right now. 353 00:26:32,866 --> 00:26:36,411 Savvy? That's my whole plot in a nutshell. 354 00:26:37,539 --> 00:26:39,707 A simple story for simple people. 355 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,544 You behave yourself, I'll see you get to King Westley. 356 00:26:43,628 --> 00:26:46,756 If not, I'll just have to spill the beans to Papa. 357 00:26:47,924 --> 00:26:50,969 Now, which of these beds do you prefer? 358 00:26:52,221 --> 00:26:54,140 This one? All right. 359 00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:20,627 That, I suppose, makes everything quite all right. 360 00:27:21,296 --> 00:27:22,337 This? 361 00:27:25,592 --> 00:27:29,137 I like privacy when I retire. Yes, I'm very delicate in that respect. 362 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,847 Prying eyes annoy me. 363 00:27:35,603 --> 00:27:37,229 Behold the walls of Jericho. 364 00:27:37,897 --> 00:27:41,483 Maybe not as thick as the ones that Joshua blew down with his trumpet. 365 00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:43,069 But a lot safer. 366 00:27:43,153 --> 00:27:45,947 You see, I have no trumpet. 367 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,493 Now to show you my heart's in the right place... 368 00:27:49,577 --> 00:27:52,163 ...l'll give you my best pair of pyjamas. 369 00:27:54,165 --> 00:27:56,500 Do you mind joining the Israelites? 370 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,587 You don't want to join the Israelites? 371 00:27:59,671 --> 00:28:03,383 All right. Perhaps you're interested in how a man undresses. 372 00:28:04,677 --> 00:28:07,805 There's a funny thing about that. Quite a study in psychology. 373 00:28:07,889 --> 00:28:09,764 No two men do it alike. 374 00:28:09,974 --> 00:28:13,644 I once knew a man who kept his hat on until he was completely undressed. 375 00:28:14,021 --> 00:28:15,730 Now he made a picture. 376 00:28:15,939 --> 00:28:19,359 Years later, his secret came out. He wore a toupee. 377 00:28:21,321 --> 00:28:23,281 I have a method all my own. 378 00:28:23,489 --> 00:28:27,577 If you'll notice, the coat came first. Then the tie. Then the shirt. 379 00:28:28,244 --> 00:28:32,248 Now, according to Hoyle, after that the pants should be next. 380 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,709 There's where I'm different. 381 00:28:34,835 --> 00:28:36,712 I go for the shoes next. 382 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,631 First the right. Then the left. 383 00:28:41,134 --> 00:28:45,181 After that, it's every man for himself. 384 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,999 Still with me, brat? 385 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,087 Don't be a sucker. 386 00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:19,134 A good night's rest will do you a lot of good. 387 00:29:19,302 --> 00:29:21,469 Besides, you got nothing to worry about. 388 00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:25,558 The walls of Jericho will protect you from the big bad wolf. 389 00:29:39,991 --> 00:29:43,996 "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? The big bad wolf 390 00:29:44,163 --> 00:29:45,496 "The big bad wolf 391 00:29:45,706 --> 00:29:50,878 "She's afraid of the big bad wolf Tra, la, la, la, la" 392 00:29:53,882 --> 00:29:56,342 Would you mind please, putting out the light? 393 00:29:56,509 --> 00:29:57,968 No, not at all. 394 00:30:38,389 --> 00:30:41,267 I wish you'd take those things off the walls of Jericho. 395 00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:43,060 Excuse me. 396 00:31:09,591 --> 00:31:11,426 By the way, what's your name? 397 00:31:12,927 --> 00:31:14,178 What's that? 398 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:16,139 Who are you? 399 00:31:17,099 --> 00:31:18,474 Who, me? 400 00:31:19,727 --> 00:31:22,479 I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. 401 00:31:23,105 --> 00:31:26,943 I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face. 402 00:31:27,777 --> 00:31:29,821 You've got a name, haven't you? 403 00:31:30,530 --> 00:31:33,033 Yeah, I got a name. Peter Warne. 404 00:31:33,743 --> 00:31:35,577 Peter Warne. 405 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,329 I don't like it. 406 00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:42,544 Don't let it bother you. You're giving it back to me in the morning. 407 00:31:44,796 --> 00:31:46,715 Pleased to meet you, Mr. Warne. 408 00:31:47,048 --> 00:31:49,759 The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Warne. 409 00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:13,286 - Another message, sir. - What is it? What is it? 410 00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:16,290 It's from Charleston. "Checking every northbound train. 411 00:32:16,415 --> 00:32:18,916 "Also assigned 20 operators to watch main highways. 412 00:32:19,001 --> 00:32:21,837 "No sign of her yet. Will continue to do all possible. 413 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,839 "Signed, Lovington Detective Agency." 414 00:32:24,132 --> 00:32:26,259 It's just the same as all the others. 415 00:32:26,843 --> 00:32:29,679 - Yes, sir? - I said I was in a hurry to get to New York. 416 00:32:29,762 --> 00:32:32,098 - What are we crawling for? - I got it wide open. 417 00:32:32,182 --> 00:32:34,350 - All right, step on it. - Yes, sir. 418 00:32:34,434 --> 00:32:36,144 I hope she's all right. 419 00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:40,274 All right? Of course, she's all right. What could happen to her? 420 00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:43,485 - Nothing, sir. - Then shut up about it. 421 00:33:07,847 --> 00:33:09,307 Hello? 422 00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:13,185 Hey, mister. 423 00:33:17,316 --> 00:33:18,692 Hello. 424 00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:20,985 What's the matter, you not up yet? 425 00:33:21,194 --> 00:33:23,780 - What time is it? - 8:00. Here. 426 00:33:25,908 --> 00:33:28,119 It's a toothbrush, thanks. 427 00:33:28,787 --> 00:33:31,373 My dress, you had it pressed. 428 00:33:31,957 --> 00:33:34,084 Come on. Breakfast will be ready soon. 429 00:33:34,209 --> 00:33:36,460 You sweet thing. Where'd you get it pressed? 430 00:33:36,545 --> 00:33:39,339 I'll count to 10. If you're not out of bed by then... 431 00:33:39,423 --> 00:33:41,133 ...l'll drag you out myself. 432 00:33:41,217 --> 00:33:44,470 - One, two, three, four, five... - I really think you would! 433 00:33:44,554 --> 00:33:47,348 I'm out! I'm out! 434 00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:51,020 You'll find the showers just behind the second cottage. 435 00:33:53,106 --> 00:33:54,398 Outside? 436 00:33:54,898 --> 00:33:57,067 All the best homes have them outside. 437 00:33:59,988 --> 00:34:02,198 I can't go out like this. 438 00:34:02,533 --> 00:34:05,202 - Like what? - Like this. I have no robe. 439 00:34:05,286 --> 00:34:06,995 Here, use mine. 440 00:34:08,290 --> 00:34:09,540 Thanks. 441 00:34:09,665 --> 00:34:10,832 Make it snappy. 442 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:13,335 Wait, it's not my fault. You got the sleeve. 443 00:34:13,586 --> 00:34:16,422 - Here are my puppets. - Thanks. 444 00:34:18,842 --> 00:34:21,595 Where'd you say the showers were? 445 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:22,971 Here's a towel. 446 00:34:24,432 --> 00:34:25,682 Thank you. 447 00:34:27,436 --> 00:34:29,603 You're kind of little, aren't you? 448 00:34:29,855 --> 00:34:31,063 Where's the shower? 449 00:34:31,148 --> 00:34:33,817 Your hair's cute like that. You should never comb it. 450 00:34:33,942 --> 00:34:35,776 I'll find it myself. 451 00:35:08,605 --> 00:35:10,357 Are the showers in there? 452 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,234 They ain't out here. 453 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:13,903 Thank you. 454 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:20,243 Can't a body have a little privacy around here? 455 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:29,087 You want a shower around here, you'll stand in line. 456 00:35:39,265 --> 00:35:42,101 Hi, sister. You remember me, Shapeley? 457 00:35:42,352 --> 00:35:44,186 Say, I'm sorry about last night. 458 00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:47,858 Didn't know you was married to that guy. You should've told me right off. 459 00:35:57,618 --> 00:35:59,369 High time you got back. 460 00:35:59,454 --> 00:36:02,039 I met some very interesting women at the showers. 461 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:05,669 We got chatting about this and that. You know how time flies. 462 00:36:09,924 --> 00:36:10,549 Come on. Sit down. 463 00:36:13,177 --> 00:36:15,012 My, my. Scrambled eggs. 464 00:36:15,681 --> 00:36:20,727 Egg. One egg. One donut, black coffee. That's your ration till lunch. 465 00:36:21,311 --> 00:36:22,312 Any complaints? 466 00:36:22,396 --> 00:36:23,855 No. No complaints. 467 00:36:23,939 --> 00:36:27,317 I'd have cream for your coffee, but I'd be buying a whole pint. 468 00:36:27,443 --> 00:36:29,319 You don't have to apologise to me. 469 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,698 You don't know how much I appreciate all this. 470 00:36:31,824 --> 00:36:34,702 What makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning? 471 00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:36,286 Must be the spring. 472 00:36:36,370 --> 00:36:39,665 I thought maybe "believe you me" told you some more snappy stories. 473 00:36:39,748 --> 00:36:44,087 No. He apologised for last night. Said he didn't know we were married. 474 00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:47,299 Just shows you how wrong a guy can be. 475 00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:51,094 - Donut? - Thanks. 476 00:36:53,514 --> 00:36:55,724 You think this whole business is silly? 477 00:36:55,808 --> 00:36:57,226 Running away and all. 478 00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:59,020 No. Makes too good a story. 479 00:36:59,104 --> 00:37:02,691 Yes, you do. You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat. 480 00:37:02,899 --> 00:37:05,444 Perhaps I am. Although, I don't see how I can be. 481 00:37:05,528 --> 00:37:07,863 Spoiled people are used to having their way. 482 00:37:07,946 --> 00:37:09,656 I never have. On the contrary. 483 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:13,870 I've always been told what to do and how to do it and when and with whom. 484 00:37:14,746 --> 00:37:18,333 Can you believe, this is the first time I've ever been alone with a man? 485 00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:19,584 Yeah. 486 00:37:19,668 --> 00:37:21,837 It's a wonder I'm not panic-stricken. 487 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,796 You're doing all right. 488 00:37:24,007 --> 00:37:25,048 Thanks. 489 00:37:26,675 --> 00:37:32,931 Nurses, governesses, chaperones, even bodyguards. It's been a lot of fun. 490 00:37:33,016 --> 00:37:35,435 One consolation, you can never get lonesome. 491 00:37:36,145 --> 00:37:40,817 It has its moments. It's become a sort of game, trying to outwit father's detectives. 492 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:44,863 I did once. Actually went shopping without a bodyguard. 493 00:37:45,238 --> 00:37:47,782 It was swell. I felt absolutely immoral. 494 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:50,910 It didn't last long, they found me in a department store. 495 00:37:50,995 --> 00:37:55,125 I was so mad, I ran out the back way and jumped into the first car I saw. 496 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:56,625 Guess who was in it? 497 00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:58,042 Santa Claus? 498 00:37:58,378 --> 00:37:59,420 Gandhi? 499 00:37:59,504 --> 00:38:01,506 King Westley was in it. 500 00:38:02,841 --> 00:38:04,718 - Is that how you met him? - Yes. 501 00:38:05,177 --> 00:38:07,972 We rode around all afternoon. Father was frantic. 502 00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:11,183 By 6:00, he was having all the rivers dragged. 503 00:38:13,269 --> 00:38:16,105 Where'd you learn to dunk, in finishing school? 504 00:38:16,188 --> 00:38:18,691 Now don't you start telling me I shouldn't dunk. 505 00:38:18,775 --> 00:38:21,153 Of course you shouldn't. You don't know how. 506 00:38:21,236 --> 00:38:25,782 Dunking is an art. Don't let it soak so long. A dip and sock, into your mouth. 507 00:38:25,867 --> 00:38:28,619 You leave it in too long, it gets soft and falls off. 508 00:38:28,703 --> 00:38:32,291 It's all a matter of timing. I'll write a book about it. 509 00:38:32,374 --> 00:38:33,666 Thanks, professor. 510 00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:37,504 Just goes to show you. $20 million, and you don't know how to dunk. 511 00:38:37,713 --> 00:38:40,799 I'd change places with a plumber's daughter any day. 512 00:38:42,176 --> 00:38:44,386 How do I know who you are? I never saw you before. 513 00:38:44,679 --> 00:38:49,101 You can't go around bothering my tenants. There's no girl by that name here. 514 00:38:49,268 --> 00:38:51,520 How do I know you're detectives? 515 00:38:51,603 --> 00:38:53,688 Show him your credentials, Mac. 516 00:38:56,442 --> 00:38:57,401 Detectives. 517 00:38:58,528 --> 00:39:01,573 That's father at work. Peter, what'll I do? 518 00:39:01,656 --> 00:39:04,409 Maybe I can jump out of the window. They won't see me. 519 00:39:04,493 --> 00:39:05,994 Get yourself all mussed up. 520 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,872 Get your hair down over your eyes and undo your buttons. 521 00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:12,626 I got a letter from Aunt Bella last week. 522 00:39:12,711 --> 00:39:16,214 She said if we don't stop over in Wilkes-Barre, she'll never forgive us. 523 00:39:16,298 --> 00:39:17,923 What are you talking about? 524 00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:21,594 The baby's due next month. They want us to come. 525 00:39:22,013 --> 00:39:25,891 She saw your sister on the street the other day. Said she's looking swell. 526 00:39:29,229 --> 00:39:30,396 Come in. 527 00:39:30,479 --> 00:39:33,232 I hope Aunt Bella has a boy, don't you? 528 00:39:33,316 --> 00:39:37,362 Grandma says it's gonna be a girl. She hasn't missed calling one in years. 529 00:39:38,156 --> 00:39:39,990 Man here to see you, sweetheart. 530 00:39:40,074 --> 00:39:41,868 Who, me? You wanna see me? 531 00:39:41,951 --> 00:39:43,326 What's your name? 532 00:39:43,744 --> 00:39:46,874 - Are you addressing me? - Yeah. What's your name? 533 00:39:46,999 --> 00:39:50,002 Wait a minute. That's my wife you're talking to. 534 00:39:50,377 --> 00:39:52,878 What do you mean coming here? What do you want? 535 00:39:52,963 --> 00:39:56,301 - We're looking for somebody. - Fine, but don't come busting in here. 536 00:39:56,384 --> 00:39:57,467 This isn't a public park. 537 00:39:57,552 --> 00:39:59,345 I got news to take a sock at you. 538 00:39:59,471 --> 00:40:01,514 - Take it easy. - The men are detectives. 539 00:40:01,597 --> 00:40:03,766 Even if they're the whole police department... 540 00:40:03,851 --> 00:40:06,103 ...they can't bust in here, questioning my wife. 541 00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:08,939 Don't get so excited. He asked you a simple question. 542 00:40:09,023 --> 00:40:13,820 Is that so? How many times have I told you not to butt in? 543 00:40:13,903 --> 00:40:17,073 You don't have to lose your temper! 544 00:40:17,157 --> 00:40:19,367 As usual. Every time I try to protect you. 545 00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:22,538 At the elks dance, when that big Swede hit on you. 546 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,915 He did not! I told you a million times. 547 00:40:24,999 --> 00:40:27,751 He kept pawing you all over the dance floor. 548 00:40:27,836 --> 00:40:29,461 He didn't. You were drunk. 549 00:40:29,546 --> 00:40:31,339 Nuts! Just like your old man. 550 00:40:31,423 --> 00:40:34,134 Once a plumber's daughter, always a plumber's daughter. 551 00:40:34,218 --> 00:40:36,344 There ain't an ounce of brains in your family. 552 00:40:36,428 --> 00:40:38,221 Peter Warne, you've gone far enough! 553 00:40:38,347 --> 00:40:41,392 - Shut up! - You see what you've done? 554 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,312 Sorry, but you see, we've gotta check up on everybody. 555 00:40:45,396 --> 00:40:47,565 We're looking for a girl named Ellen Andrews. 556 00:40:47,691 --> 00:40:49,609 Daughter of that big Wall Street mogul. 557 00:40:49,694 --> 00:40:52,196 Too bad you're not looking for a plumber's daughter. 558 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,780 Quit bawling! 559 00:40:54,198 --> 00:40:57,702 I told you they were a perfectly nice married couple. 560 00:41:11,217 --> 00:41:13,427 You weren't bad, jumping in like that. 561 00:41:13,511 --> 00:41:16,222 - You've got a brain. - You're not so bad, yourself. 562 00:41:16,305 --> 00:41:18,224 We could start a two-people stock company. 563 00:41:18,308 --> 00:41:21,061 Things get tough, we'll play to small town auditoriums. 564 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,439 We'll call this one, "The Great Deception." 565 00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:25,941 What about "Cinderella" or a real hot love story? 566 00:41:26,024 --> 00:41:27,192 No, too mushy. 567 00:41:27,277 --> 00:41:29,069 I like mushy stuff. 568 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,321 Quit bawling! 569 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,783 Bus leaves in five minutes! 570 00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:36,161 - What? - Your bus leaves in five minutes. 571 00:41:36,245 --> 00:41:38,998 Holy smoke, we're not even packed yet. 572 00:41:43,795 --> 00:41:46,381 I'm starting to think you couldn't find your way home. 573 00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:47,756 This is the last session... 574 00:41:48,049 --> 00:41:49,759 - Yeah? - Telegram for you. 575 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:52,303 - Bring it in. - Another wire from Peter Warne. 576 00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:57,143 Warne? Throw it in the wastebasket. Wait a minute. What does it say? 577 00:41:58,228 --> 00:42:01,731 "Have I got a story. Stop. It's getting hotter and hotter. Stop. 578 00:42:02,023 --> 00:42:03,900 "Hope you're the same." 579 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,154 - Collect? - Yes. 580 00:42:07,238 --> 00:42:09,949 - If you accept another one, you're fired. - Yes, sir. 581 00:42:10,032 --> 00:42:12,367 And that gives me an idea for all of you. 582 00:42:12,869 --> 00:42:14,704 I want action, Lovington, action. 583 00:42:14,787 --> 00:42:17,707 - We can't do the impossible. - It isn't impossible. 584 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:20,586 She's somewhere between here and Miami. I want her found. 585 00:42:20,711 --> 00:42:23,380 - I put extra men on, the whole way. - That's not enough. 586 00:42:23,464 --> 00:42:24,798 Send in Clark and Brown. 587 00:42:24,881 --> 00:42:27,342 - You sure she isn't with King Westley? - No. 588 00:42:27,468 --> 00:42:30,263 He's being trailed 24 hours a day. 589 00:42:30,388 --> 00:42:32,932 He can't even get a phone call we don't know about. 590 00:42:33,016 --> 00:42:36,145 I'm worried. After all, something might have happened to her. 591 00:42:36,228 --> 00:42:37,311 I don't think so. 592 00:42:37,396 --> 00:42:39,481 Brown, arrange a radio broadcast. 593 00:42:39,565 --> 00:42:41,859 Coast-to-coast hook up. Offer a reward of... 594 00:42:41,943 --> 00:42:44,279 ...$10,000 for information on her whereabouts. 595 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,282 Clark, send the story to all of the newspapers. 596 00:42:47,408 --> 00:42:50,076 Some out-of-town papers may not have a picture of her. 597 00:42:50,159 --> 00:42:53,539 Wire this to them. I want the story to break right away. 598 00:42:54,248 --> 00:42:55,707 Now we'll get some action! 599 00:43:31,582 --> 00:43:33,082 Fine, that's fine. 600 00:43:34,209 --> 00:43:38,588 You know that one about the man who flew on the trapeze? 601 00:43:39,256 --> 00:43:40,716 Yeah. 602 00:43:45,972 --> 00:43:49,935 ♪ Once I was happy but now I'm forlorn ♪ 603 00:43:50,144 --> 00:43:53,689 ♪ Like an old coat that is tattered and torn ♪ 604 00:43:54,356 --> 00:43:57,693 ♪ Left in this wide world to weep and to mourn ♪ 605 00:43:58,485 --> 00:44:01,823 ♪ Betrayed by a maid in her teens ♪ 606 00:44:02,283 --> 00:44:05,327 ♪ This maid that I loved she was handsome ♪ 607 00:44:06,203 --> 00:44:09,873 ♪ And I tried all I knew how to please ♪ 608 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:13,836 ♪ But I never could please her one-quarter so well ♪ 609 00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:18,008 ♪ As the man on the flying trapeze ♪ 610 00:44:18,133 --> 00:44:21,845 ♪ He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 611 00:44:22,054 --> 00:44:25,808 ♪ The daring young man on the flying trapeze ♪ 612 00:44:25,975 --> 00:44:29,645 ♪ His actions are graceful, all the girls he does please ♪ 613 00:44:29,938 --> 00:44:33,567 ♪ And my love he has stolen away ♪ 614 00:44:40,241 --> 00:44:42,410 I know the second verse there. 615 00:44:44,412 --> 00:44:48,291 ♪ Now he'd play with a miss like a cat with a mouse ♪ 616 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:52,004 ♪ His eyes would undress every girl in the house ♪ 617 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:59,887 ♪ Perhaps he is better described as a louse And still people came just the same ♪ 618 00:45:00,096 --> 00:45:03,934 ♪ Now he smiles from the bar on the people below ♪ 619 00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:07,229 ♪ And one night he smiled on my love ♪ 620 00:45:08,147 --> 00:45:09,814 ♪ She blew him a kiss ♪ 621 00:45:10,065 --> 00:45:16,113 ♪ And she hollered bravo And he hung by his schnozzle from above ♪ 622 00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:19,785 ♪ He floats through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 623 00:45:20,202 --> 00:45:25,498 ♪ Daring young man on the flying trapeze His actions are graceful ♪ 624 00:45:25,582 --> 00:45:31,755 ♪ All the girls he does please And my love he has stolen away ♪ 625 00:45:34,217 --> 00:45:36,469 Do you mind if I take the third one? 626 00:45:41,852 --> 00:45:45,480 ♪ I wept and I whimpered I simpered for weeks ♪ 627 00:45:45,647 --> 00:45:49,276 ♪ While she spent her time with the circus' freaks ♪ 628 00:45:49,484 --> 00:45:53,321 ♪ The tears were like hailstones that rolled down my cheeks ♪ 629 00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:56,575 ♪ Alas, Alack and Alaska ♪ 630 00:45:57,118 --> 00:46:00,621 ♪ I went to this fellow the villain, and I said ♪ 631 00:46:00,747 --> 00:46:04,209 ♪ I'll see that you get your desserts ♪ 632 00:46:04,376 --> 00:46:07,879 ♪ His thumb to his nose he put up with a sneer ♪ 633 00:46:08,171 --> 00:46:11,800 ♪ He sneered once again and said no ♪ 634 00:46:11,925 --> 00:46:15,471 ♪ He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 635 00:46:15,597 --> 00:46:18,684 ♪ That daring young man on the flying trapeze ♪ 636 00:46:19,393 --> 00:46:22,980 ♪ His actions are graceful The girls he does please ♪ 637 00:46:23,105 --> 00:46:26,775 ♪ My love he has stolen away ♪ 638 00:46:34,410 --> 00:46:37,454 - Everybody keep your seats. - Thank the man for me, Peter. 639 00:46:37,538 --> 00:46:41,000 It's the first comfortable position I've been in all night. 640 00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:45,295 ♪ She flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 641 00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:47,007 ♪ The daring young... ♪ 642 00:46:48,633 --> 00:46:51,386 What's the matter with you? Somebody help. 643 00:46:51,469 --> 00:46:53,096 Something happened to her. 644 00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:54,848 Look how pale she is. 645 00:47:03,191 --> 00:47:05,277 Let's give her a chance to snap out of it. 646 00:47:05,444 --> 00:47:07,696 Don't worry. She'll be all right. 647 00:47:09,615 --> 00:47:12,326 We ain't ate nothing since yesterday. 648 00:47:14,287 --> 00:47:16,205 What happened to your money? 649 00:47:16,289 --> 00:47:20,752 Ma spent it all on the tickets. We didn't know it was gonna be so much. 650 00:47:21,795 --> 00:47:23,964 We shouldn't have come, I guess. 651 00:47:24,590 --> 00:47:27,719 But Ma said there was a job waiting for her in New York... 652 00:47:27,802 --> 00:47:30,388 ...and if we didn't go, she might lose it. 653 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:38,938 She'll be all right when she's had something to eat. 654 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:42,944 The next time we come to, you buy some food. Now come on. 655 00:47:43,278 --> 00:47:46,614 I shouldn't ought to take this. Ma'll get mad. 656 00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:49,826 Don't tell her. You don't want her to get sick again. 657 00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:51,870 No, but you might need it. 658 00:47:51,954 --> 00:47:52,870 Come on. 659 00:47:52,955 --> 00:47:54,038 I got millions. 660 00:47:54,123 --> 00:47:54,957 Here. 661 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:57,251 - Thanks. - Come on, go back. 662 00:48:14,855 --> 00:48:16,480 Better phone for some help. 663 00:48:16,564 --> 00:48:19,608 Go phone if you want to. The nearest town is 10 miles away. 664 00:48:19,735 --> 00:48:20,902 Yeah? 665 00:48:21,152 --> 00:48:24,573 Say, buddy. Like to take a look at my paper? 666 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:29,745 Travelling like this, you lose track of what's going on in the world. 667 00:48:29,913 --> 00:48:32,165 Take that story there, for instance. 668 00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:36,086 If I was to see that dame, you know what I'd do? 669 00:48:36,211 --> 00:48:37,294 No. 670 00:48:37,421 --> 00:48:39,548 I'd go fifty-fifty with you. 671 00:48:40,049 --> 00:48:40,882 Why? 672 00:48:40,966 --> 00:48:42,759 Because I don't believe in hogging. 673 00:48:42,844 --> 00:48:46,139 A bird that figures that way always ends up behind the eight ball. 674 00:48:46,222 --> 00:48:47,974 That's what I always say. 675 00:48:51,103 --> 00:48:52,728 What's on your mind? 676 00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:55,190 Five G's or I crab the works. 677 00:49:01,531 --> 00:49:04,325 Let's get away from here and talk this over privately. 678 00:49:04,410 --> 00:49:06,954 I knew she wasn't your wife all the time. 679 00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:14,169 Lucky thing, my running into you. Just the man I need. 680 00:49:14,254 --> 00:49:17,549 - You made no mistake, believe you me. - I can use a smart guy like you. 681 00:49:17,632 --> 00:49:21,219 - When you're talking to old man Shapeley... - Can you make a gat? 682 00:49:21,678 --> 00:49:22,512 Huh? 683 00:49:22,930 --> 00:49:25,015 A gat. A rod. 684 00:49:25,641 --> 00:49:27,559 - Got any fireworks on you? - No. 685 00:49:28,812 --> 00:49:32,858 I got a couple of machine guns in my suitcase. I'll give you one of them. 686 00:49:32,941 --> 00:49:36,069 May have trouble up north. Have to shoot it out with the cops. 687 00:49:36,152 --> 00:49:39,614 If you manage, those five G's are as good as in the bag. Maybe more. 688 00:49:39,699 --> 00:49:41,993 I'll talk to the Killer, he'll take care of you. 689 00:49:42,159 --> 00:49:43,118 Killer? 690 00:49:43,244 --> 00:49:45,955 Yeah. The big boy. The boss of the outfit. 691 00:49:46,414 --> 00:49:48,582 You're not kidnapping her, are you? 692 00:49:48,709 --> 00:49:52,462 What else, stupid? You don't think we're after that penny-ante reward? 693 00:49:52,546 --> 00:49:55,298 $10,000? Chicken feed. 694 00:49:55,715 --> 00:49:59,220 Now listen, we're holding that dame for a million smackers. 695 00:49:59,388 --> 00:50:03,142 Say, I didn't know it was anything like this. You see, I've got... 696 00:50:03,517 --> 00:50:05,936 What's the matter? You getting yellow? 697 00:50:06,019 --> 00:50:09,481 I'm a married man. I got a couple of kids. I can't afford to get... 698 00:50:09,648 --> 00:50:11,984 Pipe down your mug before I... 699 00:50:12,569 --> 00:50:15,321 What are you trying to do, tell the whole world about it? 700 00:50:15,405 --> 00:50:18,616 Listen, you're into this thing and you're staying in, get me? 701 00:50:18,701 --> 00:50:20,243 You know too much. 702 00:50:20,326 --> 00:50:22,245 I won't say anything, honest I won't. 703 00:50:22,329 --> 00:50:25,332 How do I know that? I got a notion to plug you. 704 00:50:25,582 --> 00:50:29,670 - Why should I take a chance with you? - Trust me, mister. I'll keep my mouth shut. 705 00:50:29,753 --> 00:50:30,754 Yeah? 706 00:50:32,799 --> 00:50:34,342 What's your name? 707 00:50:34,467 --> 00:50:36,009 Oscar Shapeley. 708 00:50:36,219 --> 00:50:38,680 - Where do you live? - Orange, New Jersey. 709 00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:40,808 Got a couple of kids? 710 00:50:41,058 --> 00:50:44,353 Yes, sir. Just babies. A little golden-haired girl. 711 00:50:44,436 --> 00:50:47,106 - You love them, don't you? - Yes, I do. 712 00:50:47,274 --> 00:50:49,150 You wouldn't. You're not thinking of... 713 00:50:49,234 --> 00:50:51,777 - You keep your trap shut, all right? - Sure. 714 00:50:52,071 --> 00:50:54,656 - If you don't... - I'll keep my trap shut. I will. 715 00:50:54,739 --> 00:50:56,700 You ever hear of Bugs Dooley? 716 00:50:57,201 --> 00:50:58,619 Bugs Dooley? No. 717 00:50:58,704 --> 00:51:02,249 He was a nice guy, just like you. And he made a big mistake one day. 718 00:51:02,374 --> 00:51:03,916 Got a little too talkative. 719 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,793 - You know what happened to his kid? - No. 720 00:51:05,876 --> 00:51:09,420 I can't tell you. But when Bugs heard about it he blew his brains out. 721 00:51:09,796 --> 00:51:11,296 Gee! That's terrible. 722 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,965 He had it coming to him. He talked too much. I never talk. 723 00:51:15,174 --> 00:51:17,509 I never say a word. Word of honour. 724 00:51:17,717 --> 00:51:20,302 I wouldn't want anything to happen to my kids. 725 00:51:20,387 --> 00:51:22,720 Okay. Just remember that. 726 00:51:23,972 --> 00:51:24,972 Now beat it. 727 00:51:25,138 --> 00:51:29,224 Sure, mister. Thanks. I always knew you guys were... 728 00:51:29,558 --> 00:51:32,184 Come on, scram. And stay away from that bus. 729 00:51:32,310 --> 00:51:34,520 Sure. Anything you say. 730 00:51:34,895 --> 00:51:37,938 - You ain't gonna shoot me in the back, are ya? - If you don't beat it... 731 00:51:38,022 --> 00:51:39,273 I'm going. 732 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,325 What's wrong? Why do we have to leave the bus? 733 00:51:56,409 --> 00:51:58,327 Come on. Don't ask so many questions. 734 00:51:58,452 --> 00:51:59,993 Why? 735 00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:09,708 Poor old Shapeley. You shouldn't have frightened him like that. 736 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:14,004 At the rate he's going, he's probably crossed two state lines by this time. 737 00:52:14,754 --> 00:52:17,089 Why did we have to leave the bus? 738 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:20,883 When Shapeley stops running, he's going to start thinking, isn't he? 739 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,885 I've been doing a little thinking myself. 740 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:28,597 The next town we come to, you better wire your father. 741 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,680 What's the matter, are you weakening? 742 00:52:30,765 --> 00:52:35,643 No. I was just thinking of you. A starvation diet may not agree with you. 743 00:52:35,810 --> 00:52:38,019 Did you give that child all your money? 744 00:52:38,103 --> 00:52:40,771 I gave him nothing. You were the big-hearted gal. 745 00:52:40,855 --> 00:52:43,147 All the money I had was that ten spot. 746 00:52:43,272 --> 00:52:46,149 So I've been thinking you better wire your father. 747 00:52:46,441 --> 00:52:50,736 No, sir. I started out for New York and I'm going to get there... 748 00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:53,237 ...if I have to starve all the way. 749 00:52:53,488 --> 00:52:54,404 Okay. 750 00:52:55,405 --> 00:52:59,032 What is this strange power this man Westley has over you women? 751 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,659 Here, take these. 752 00:53:01,284 --> 00:53:04,078 - Hold on to them. Get up on that log. - That? 753 00:53:04,161 --> 00:53:05,787 Get up on the log. 754 00:53:16,461 --> 00:53:18,420 I wish you'd stop being playful. 755 00:53:18,546 --> 00:53:23,548 So sorry. You know, this is the first time in years I've ridden piggyback. 756 00:53:24,132 --> 00:53:25,508 This isn't piggyback. 757 00:53:25,592 --> 00:53:27,760 - Of course it is. - You're crazy. 758 00:53:28,594 --> 00:53:32,304 I remember distinctly my father taking me for a piggyback ride. 759 00:53:32,388 --> 00:53:34,348 - And he carried you like this? - Yes. 760 00:53:34,431 --> 00:53:37,432 Your father didn't know beans about piggyback riding. 761 00:53:37,850 --> 00:53:41,935 My uncle has four children. I've seen them ride piggyback. 762 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:44,854 I'll bet there isn't a good piggyback rider in your family. 763 00:53:44,937 --> 00:53:47,814 I never knew a rich man who could piggyback ride. 764 00:53:48,898 --> 00:53:50,565 You're prejudiced. 765 00:53:51,567 --> 00:53:54,235 Show me a good piggy backer. I'll show you a real human. 766 00:53:54,319 --> 00:53:57,528 Take Abraham Lincoln for instance. A natural born piggy backer. 767 00:53:57,613 --> 00:54:01,156 Where do you get off with that stuffed-shirt family of yours? 768 00:54:02,824 --> 00:54:05,409 My father was a great piggy backer. 769 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,578 Here, hold this a minute. 770 00:54:12,456 --> 00:54:13,831 Thank you. 771 00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:22,294 How long does this keep up? My feet are killing me. 772 00:54:36,221 --> 00:54:38,305 This looks like the best spot. 773 00:54:38,763 --> 00:54:41,348 We're not going to sleep out here, are we? 774 00:54:41,515 --> 00:54:45,059 I don't know about you, but I'm going to give a good imitation of it. 775 00:54:45,185 --> 00:54:46,269 Peter? 776 00:54:46,519 --> 00:54:47,686 What? 777 00:54:48,313 --> 00:54:50,104 I'm awfully hungry. 778 00:54:50,354 --> 00:54:51,855 It's just your imagination. 779 00:54:51,981 --> 00:54:53,440 No it isn't. 780 00:54:53,773 --> 00:54:56,567 I'm hungry and scared. 781 00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:59,569 You can't be hungry and scared both at the same time. 782 00:54:59,652 --> 00:55:01,028 Well, I am. 783 00:55:01,112 --> 00:55:03,487 If you're scared, it scares the hunger out of you. 784 00:55:03,572 --> 00:55:05,948 Not if you're more hungry than scared. 785 00:55:06,157 --> 00:55:09,075 All right, you win. Let's forget about it. 786 00:55:11,493 --> 00:55:13,995 I can't forget it. I'm still hungry. 787 00:55:14,620 --> 00:55:18,414 Holy smoke! Why did I ever get mixed up with you? 788 00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:22,292 If I had any sense, I'd be in New York by this time. 789 00:55:22,793 --> 00:55:24,501 What about your story? 790 00:55:24,585 --> 00:55:27,337 Taking a married woman back to her husband. 791 00:55:30,756 --> 00:55:33,757 I turned out to be the prize sucker. 792 00:55:35,051 --> 00:55:37,760 All right, come on. Your bed's all ready. 793 00:55:38,803 --> 00:55:41,054 I'll get my clothes all wrinkled. 794 00:55:41,139 --> 00:55:42,721 - Then take them off. - What? 795 00:55:42,805 --> 00:55:47,057 All right, don't take them off. Do what you please, but shut up about it. 796 00:56:17,619 --> 00:56:20,413 You're becoming awfully disagreeable lately. 797 00:56:20,704 --> 00:56:24,081 You just snap my head off every time I open my mouth. 798 00:56:27,042 --> 00:56:30,377 If being with me is so distasteful to you, you can leave. 799 00:56:32,337 --> 00:56:34,547 You can leave any time you see fit. 800 00:56:35,673 --> 00:56:37,799 Nobody's holding you here. 801 00:56:39,175 --> 00:56:41,051 I can get along. 802 00:56:46,764 --> 00:56:48,056 Peter? 803 00:56:50,724 --> 00:56:51,933 Peter! 804 00:57:00,731 --> 00:57:02,857 - What's the matter? - I was so scared! 805 00:57:02,941 --> 00:57:06,734 What's got into you? I left for a minute to find you something to eat. 806 00:57:06,818 --> 00:57:07,985 I know but... 807 00:57:08,111 --> 00:57:10,153 Here, eat your head off. 808 00:57:10,278 --> 00:57:11,738 I don't want it now. 809 00:57:11,821 --> 00:57:14,406 - I thought you said you were hungry. - I was, but... 810 00:57:14,531 --> 00:57:15,823 But what? 811 00:57:15,907 --> 00:57:18,492 I was so scared, it scared the hunger... 812 00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:21,953 Holy jumping catfish. You drive a guy crazy. 813 00:58:05,106 --> 00:58:07,232 It's liable to get chilly before morning. 814 00:58:07,441 --> 00:58:09,024 Better use this. 815 00:58:45,299 --> 00:58:46,840 What are you thinking about? 816 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,469 By a strange coincidence, I was thinking of you. 817 00:58:52,803 --> 00:58:54,804 - Really? - Yeah. 818 00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:59,514 I was just wondering what makes dames like you so dizzy. 819 00:59:33,829 --> 00:59:36,164 What did you say we're supposed to be doing? 820 00:59:36,290 --> 00:59:37,499 Hitchhiking. 821 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:43,544 You've given me a very good example of the hiking. 822 00:59:43,879 --> 00:59:45,962 Where does the hitching come in? 823 00:59:46,045 --> 00:59:48,547 It's a little early yet. No cars out. 824 00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:52,883 If it's the same to you... 825 00:59:54,010 --> 00:59:57,219 ...I'm going to sit right here and wait until they come. 826 01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:09,437 You got a toothpick? 827 01:00:09,686 --> 01:00:12,271 - What's the matter? - I got hay in my teeth. 828 01:00:12,397 --> 01:00:15,940 No, I haven't got a toothpick. Here, I got a penknife, though. 829 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,525 Now hold still. 830 01:00:17,608 --> 01:00:20,151 - Be careful. - All right. Where is it? 831 01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:23,360 All right, now hold still. 832 01:00:24,779 --> 01:00:26,654 Here. Get it? 833 01:00:27,365 --> 01:00:28,615 Thanks. 834 01:00:29,032 --> 01:00:32,659 You should have swallowed that. You won't have any breakfast, you know? 835 01:00:32,742 --> 01:00:34,493 You needn't rub it in. 836 01:00:38,663 --> 01:00:41,123 - What are you eating? - Carrots. 837 01:00:41,248 --> 01:00:43,582 - Raw? - Want one? 838 01:00:43,792 --> 01:00:48,044 No. Why didn't you get me something I could eat? 839 01:00:48,128 --> 01:00:52,297 That's right, I forgot. The idea of offering a raw carrot to an Andrews. 840 01:00:52,631 --> 01:00:55,757 You don't think I'm going around panhandling for you, do you? 841 01:00:55,842 --> 01:00:58,468 Have one of these. Best thing for you, carrots. 842 01:00:58,552 --> 01:01:00,635 I hate the horrid things. 843 01:01:02,846 --> 01:01:06,305 I wish you wouldn't talk so much. Now we let a car get away. 844 01:01:06,431 --> 01:01:08,849 And suppose nobody stops for us? 845 01:01:09,016 --> 01:01:12,518 They'll stop all right. It's a matter of knowing how to handle them. 846 01:01:12,601 --> 01:01:14,268 And you're an expert I suppose. 847 01:01:14,395 --> 01:01:18,230 Expert. And I'll write a book about it. Call it "The Hitchhiker's Hail." 848 01:01:18,314 --> 01:01:21,191 There's no end to your accomplishments, is there? 849 01:01:21,565 --> 01:01:23,316 - You think it's simple? - No. 850 01:01:23,526 --> 01:01:26,610 Well, it is simple. It's all in that old thumb, see? 851 01:01:26,903 --> 01:01:29,946 Some people do it like this. Or like this. 852 01:01:31,447 --> 01:01:33,198 All wrong. Never get anywhere. 853 01:01:33,282 --> 01:01:34,366 The poor things. 854 01:01:34,449 --> 01:01:38,201 But that old thumb never fails. It's all a matter of how you do it, though. 855 01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:40,786 Now you take No. 1, for instance. 856 01:01:40,995 --> 01:01:44,623 That's a short jerky movement, like this. That shows independence. 857 01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:47,374 You don't care if they stop or not. You got money. 858 01:01:47,457 --> 01:01:50,709 - Clever. - No. 2, that's a little wider movement. 859 01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:53,127 Smile goes with this one, like this. 860 01:01:54,671 --> 01:01:57,880 That means you got a brand-new story about the farmer's daughter. 861 01:01:59,423 --> 01:02:01,591 You figured that out all by yourself? 862 01:02:01,842 --> 01:02:05,386 That's nothing. No. 3, that's a pip. That's the pitiful one. 863 01:02:05,469 --> 01:02:08,137 When you're broke and hungry, everything looks black. 864 01:02:08,221 --> 01:02:12,097 It's a long sweeping movement like this. Gotta follow through, though. 865 01:02:13,058 --> 01:02:14,724 That's amazing. 866 01:02:14,934 --> 01:02:18,268 But it's no good, if you haven't got a long face to go with it. 867 01:02:18,353 --> 01:02:19,687 Here comes a car. 868 01:02:19,771 --> 01:02:22,356 Okay. Now watch me. I'm gonna use No. 1. 869 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:25,649 Keep your eye on that thumb, baby, and see what happens. 870 01:02:31,069 --> 01:02:33,487 I still got my eye on the thumb. 871 01:02:33,737 --> 01:02:36,614 Something must have gone wrong. I'll try No. 2. 872 01:02:37,239 --> 01:02:39,991 When you get to 100, wake me up. 873 01:03:19,726 --> 01:03:22,561 I don't think I'll write that book after all. 874 01:03:22,895 --> 01:03:25,146 Think of all the fun you had, though. 875 01:03:26,855 --> 01:03:28,731 You mind if I try? 876 01:03:29,523 --> 01:03:30,566 You? 877 01:03:31,775 --> 01:03:33,651 Don't make me laugh. 878 01:03:35,110 --> 01:03:38,653 You're such a smart aleck. Nobody knows anything but you. 879 01:03:39,238 --> 01:03:42,115 I'll stop a car and I won't use my thumb. 880 01:03:42,824 --> 01:03:44,241 What are you gonna do? 881 01:03:44,658 --> 01:03:46,576 It's a system all my own. 882 01:04:07,173 --> 01:04:09,883 Aren't you going to give me a little credit? 883 01:04:10,091 --> 01:04:11,426 What for? 884 01:04:12,801 --> 01:04:16,595 I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb. 885 01:04:17,179 --> 01:04:20,806 Why didn't you take off all your clothes? You could have stopped 40 cars. 886 01:04:20,891 --> 01:04:23,350 I'll remember that when we need 40 cars. 887 01:04:24,101 --> 01:04:27,728 So, you're just married? That's pretty good. 888 01:04:27,936 --> 01:04:33,148 But if I was young, that's the way I'd spend my honeymoon. Hitchhiking. 889 01:04:33,399 --> 01:04:37,693 Yes, sir. "Hitchhiking down the highway 890 01:04:37,776 --> 01:04:41,779 "Of love on a honeymoon 891 01:04:41,946 --> 01:04:44,781 "Hitchhiking down the highway, down" 892 01:04:56,705 --> 01:04:59,039 Aren't you afraid you'll burn out a tonsil? 893 01:04:59,164 --> 01:05:01,249 Tonsil? Me? No. 894 01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:06,836 Me burn a tonsil? "My tonsils won't burn" 895 01:05:08,045 --> 01:05:10,505 All right, let it go. 896 01:05:10,715 --> 01:05:11,965 "Turn" 897 01:05:21,554 --> 01:05:22,847 How about a bite to eat? 898 01:05:22,972 --> 01:05:25,557 - That would be lovely. - No thanks, we're not hungry. 899 01:05:25,641 --> 01:05:27,808 Young people in love are never hungry. 900 01:05:27,891 --> 01:05:28,725 No. 901 01:05:28,810 --> 01:05:31,603 "Young people in love 902 01:05:31,687 --> 01:05:35,647 "Are very seldom hungry 903 01:05:36,022 --> 01:05:41,234 "People in love are very seldom hungry" 904 01:05:42,026 --> 01:05:45,277 What were you going to do? Gold dig that guy for a meal? 905 01:05:46,028 --> 01:05:48,655 Sure, I was. No fooling, I'm hungry. 906 01:05:49,072 --> 01:05:50,572 Eat a carrot. 907 01:05:51,324 --> 01:05:52,366 No. 908 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:55,075 I'm going in to ask him. 909 01:05:55,159 --> 01:05:57,244 You do and I'll break your neck. 910 01:06:09,294 --> 01:06:12,004 Come on, let's get out of here. Stretch our legs. 911 01:06:38,437 --> 01:06:39,772 I'm sorry... 912 01:06:40,189 --> 01:06:41,772 That's all right. 913 01:06:53,489 --> 01:06:55,782 Hey! Come here! 914 01:06:56,741 --> 01:06:59,076 You've got my suitcase! 915 01:07:21,465 --> 01:07:23,174 What happened to you? I was worried. 916 01:07:23,258 --> 01:07:25,550 - Get in. - Look at your face! You've got a cut! 917 01:07:25,926 --> 01:07:27,551 Well, what happened? 918 01:07:27,636 --> 01:07:31,304 A road thief. Picks people up, runs off with their things. What a racket. 919 01:07:31,388 --> 01:07:32,806 How'd you get the car? 920 01:07:32,890 --> 01:07:36,058 I gave him a black eye for it and had to tie him up to a tree. 921 01:08:07,912 --> 01:08:10,246 Can't be much gas left in this thing. 922 01:08:10,747 --> 01:08:12,830 Gotta start promoting some. 923 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:17,668 Better take the things out of the pocket of that coat. 924 01:08:18,418 --> 01:08:20,544 That'll be good for ten gallons. 925 01:08:55,859 --> 01:08:59,152 I haven't changed my mind, Westley. I want you to understand that. 926 01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:01,904 I don't like you. Never have. Never will. 927 01:09:02,113 --> 01:09:03,905 Now that's clear enough, isn't it? 928 01:09:03,990 --> 01:09:06,658 You've made it evident by your threats of annulment. 929 01:09:06,742 --> 01:09:08,575 It hasn't worried me for a minute. 930 01:09:08,701 --> 01:09:11,202 Ellie and I got married because we love each other. 931 01:09:11,327 --> 01:09:15,164 She's proving it. As far as I'm concerned, there's going to be no annulment. 932 01:09:15,247 --> 01:09:20,457 I see. You've got hold of a good thing and you're going to hang on to it? 933 01:09:21,459 --> 01:09:26,044 All right, you win. I'll just have to get used to you. 934 01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:30,298 I admit, I'm licked. But it's only because I'm worried. 935 01:09:31,216 --> 01:09:34,801 If I don't find her soon, I'll go crazy. 936 01:09:34,884 --> 01:09:38,803 I could have helped if it hadn't been for you. I've been watched so closely... 937 01:09:38,887 --> 01:09:44,099 I know. Well, you can help now. I've got a room full of reporters in there. 938 01:09:44,641 --> 01:09:46,767 Now, I want you to make a statement. 939 01:09:46,934 --> 01:09:50,769 Say that we've talked things over and come to an understanding. 940 01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:54,522 And that if she returns I won't interfere with your marriage. 941 01:10:05,446 --> 01:10:07,906 - All right? - Yeah, that's quite all right. 942 01:10:07,990 --> 01:10:09,115 Okay. 943 01:10:09,365 --> 01:10:12,033 I hope you and your wife spend a pleasant week with us. 944 01:10:12,118 --> 01:10:14,619 So do I. Thank you. Goodnight. 945 01:10:14,703 --> 01:10:16,078 Goodnight. 946 01:10:18,371 --> 01:10:20,288 - All right, brat. - Any luck? 947 01:10:20,373 --> 01:10:23,124 Yeah. He finally agreed to let us have a cabin. 948 01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:24,583 What about the money? 949 01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:27,918 I talked him out of that idea. He thinks we're staying a week. 950 01:10:28,002 --> 01:10:30,754 - I must think something up before morning. - That's swell. 951 01:10:30,838 --> 01:10:35,631 Yeah? I'm glad you think so. If you ask me, I think it's foolish. 952 01:10:36,258 --> 01:10:40,884 I told you there's no use in staying here. We can make New York in three hours. 953 01:10:44,930 --> 01:10:47,515 I thought you were in a hurry to get back. 954 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:56,062 Whoever heard of getting in at 3:00 in the morning? 955 01:10:56,646 --> 01:10:58,814 Everybody will be asleep. 956 01:11:04,318 --> 01:11:07,112 Okay. Cottage no. 6. 957 01:11:33,211 --> 01:11:37,546 There you go, trusting people again. How many times did I tell you... 958 01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:41,091 But he looked like a nice, upright young fellow, Ma. 959 01:11:47,596 --> 01:11:49,262 We're on the last lap. 960 01:11:53,975 --> 01:11:56,644 Tomorrow morning, you'll be in the arms of your husband. 961 01:11:56,727 --> 01:11:57,936 Yeah. 962 01:12:00,270 --> 01:12:02,062 You'll have a great story, won't you? 963 01:12:02,605 --> 01:12:05,023 Yeah. Swell. 964 01:12:27,496 --> 01:12:28,747 Thanks. 965 01:13:03,811 --> 01:13:06,229 We certainly outsmarted your father. 966 01:13:07,897 --> 01:13:09,814 I guess you ought to be happy. 967 01:13:10,648 --> 01:13:12,858 Am I going to see you in New York? 968 01:13:15,277 --> 01:13:16,444 Nope. 969 01:13:18,738 --> 01:13:20,030 Why not? 970 01:13:21,406 --> 01:13:24,741 I don't make it a policy to run around with married women. 971 01:13:26,492 --> 01:13:29,036 There's no harm in your coming to see us. 972 01:13:30,579 --> 01:13:32,038 Not interested. 973 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,709 Won't I ever see you again? 974 01:13:38,668 --> 01:13:40,754 What for? I've served my purpose! 975 01:13:40,879 --> 01:13:44,590 I brought you back to King Westley. That's what you wanted, wasn't it? 976 01:14:20,876 --> 01:14:23,044 Have you ever been in love, Peter? 977 01:14:24,712 --> 01:14:25,796 Me? 978 01:14:27,299 --> 01:14:28,215 Yes. 979 01:14:30,218 --> 01:14:32,762 Haven't you ever thought about it at all? 980 01:14:35,432 --> 01:14:39,101 It seems to me you could make some girl wonderfully happy. 981 01:14:41,145 --> 01:14:44,063 Sure, I've thought about it. Who hasn't? 982 01:14:48,068 --> 01:14:50,654 If I could ever meet the right sort of girl. 983 01:14:52,322 --> 01:14:53,824 Where are you gonna find her? 984 01:14:53,907 --> 01:14:56,325 Somebody that's real. Somebody that's alive. 985 01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:58,578 They don't come that way anymore. 986 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:05,501 Have I ever thought about it? 987 01:15:07,171 --> 01:15:10,298 I've even been sucker enough to make plans. 988 01:15:15,971 --> 01:15:20,766 I saw an island in the Pacific once. Never been able to forget it. 989 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,022 That's where I'd like to take her. 990 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:30,692 She'd have to be the sort of a girl... 991 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:34,487 ...who'd jump in the surf with me and love it as much as I did. 992 01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:45,540 Nights when you, the moon and the water all become one. 993 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:49,919 You feel you're part of something big and marvellous. 994 01:15:52,338 --> 01:15:54,841 That's the only place to live. 995 01:15:55,968 --> 01:16:00,805 The stars are so close overhead you feel you could reach up and stir them around. 996 01:16:06,686 --> 01:16:08,688 I've been thinking about it. 997 01:16:10,314 --> 01:16:13,859 Boy, if I could ever find a girl who was hungry for those things. 998 01:16:21,742 --> 01:16:24,328 Take me with you, Peter. Take me to your island. 999 01:16:24,412 --> 01:16:27,164 I want to do all those things you talked about. 1000 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:30,709 You better go back to your bed. 1001 01:16:31,668 --> 01:16:35,045 I love you. Nothing else matters. But we can run away. 1002 01:16:35,130 --> 01:16:38,882 Everything will take care of itself. Please, Peter... 1003 01:16:39,592 --> 01:16:42,261 ...I can't let you out of my life now. 1004 01:16:43,388 --> 01:16:45,932 I couldn't live without you. 1005 01:16:59,611 --> 01:17:01,780 You'd better go back to your bed. 1006 01:17:11,164 --> 01:17:12,581 I'm sorry. 1007 01:17:51,453 --> 01:17:54,164 Did you mean that? Would you really go? 1008 01:18:34,285 --> 01:18:37,329 All I'm asking is enough gas to get me to New York. 1009 01:18:37,456 --> 01:18:38,998 That bag's worth $25. 1010 01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:41,918 I got a bag. I got one for Christmas... 1011 01:18:42,002 --> 01:18:44,588 Here's what I'll do. I'll come back in the morning... 1012 01:18:44,672 --> 01:18:46,841 ...and buy it back from you with a $10 profit. 1013 01:18:46,924 --> 01:18:49,217 - What do you say? - I ain't got a hat. 1014 01:18:49,551 --> 01:18:51,511 - What? - I ain't got a hat. 1015 01:18:52,053 --> 01:18:54,722 Well, you got one now. Come on, fill her up. 1016 01:19:02,188 --> 01:19:05,775 Where you been all this time? Everybody's been asking about you. 1017 01:19:05,858 --> 01:19:09,653 Get me one drink. Nobody disturbs me for the next half hour. 1018 01:19:09,737 --> 01:19:10,946 Sure, boss. 1019 01:19:13,699 --> 01:19:14,825 Hello, Agnes. 1020 01:19:14,909 --> 01:19:18,328 - Don't. He'll shoot you on sight. - Haven't been shot at in days. 1021 01:19:18,413 --> 01:19:21,331 - Get out of here! Get out! - Now listen, Joe. 1022 01:19:21,415 --> 01:19:22,415 Don't "Joe" me. 1023 01:19:22,499 --> 01:19:23,958 All right, Joe. Listen. 1024 01:19:24,043 --> 01:19:25,502 You know I've always liked you. 1025 01:19:25,585 --> 01:19:28,129 Anytime I could help you, ran across a good story... 1026 01:19:28,213 --> 01:19:31,215 ...I came running to you with it. I got one now. 1027 01:19:31,466 --> 01:19:33,885 The wires were on the level. The biggest scoop ever. 1028 01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:35,719 - It's yours. - About the Andrews kid? 1029 01:19:35,845 --> 01:19:39,265 I've got it all written up, ready to go. All I want is a $1,000. 1030 01:19:39,391 --> 01:19:41,059 A $1,000? Get out of here before... 1031 01:19:41,142 --> 01:19:43,228 Don't get sore. You gotta do this for me. 1032 01:19:43,311 --> 01:19:45,855 I need a $1,000 and I need it quick. I'm in a jam. 1033 01:19:45,939 --> 01:19:47,606 What's the $1,000 for? 1034 01:19:47,691 --> 01:19:49,317 To tear down the walls of Jericho. 1035 01:19:49,401 --> 01:19:51,193 Never mind. If I told you that... 1036 01:19:51,276 --> 01:19:53,362 ...Ellen Andrews will annul her marriage? 1037 01:19:53,446 --> 01:19:55,448 - She'll marry somebody else. - You're drunk. 1038 01:19:55,532 --> 01:19:57,449 Would such a story be worth $1,000 to you? 1039 01:19:57,533 --> 01:20:00,369 - If it was on the level. - I got it, Joe. 1040 01:20:02,579 --> 01:20:05,706 - Who's the guy she's gonna marry? - I am. 1041 01:20:07,292 --> 01:20:09,044 - You? - Yes. 1042 01:20:09,127 --> 01:20:12,380 Now I know you're drunk. I'm going home. Don't annoy me anymore. 1043 01:20:12,464 --> 01:20:15,008 For heaven sakes! Stop being an editor for a minute. 1044 01:20:15,092 --> 01:20:17,803 We know each other. You ought to know when I'm serious. 1045 01:20:17,886 --> 01:20:20,597 This is on the level. I met her on a bus from Miami. 1046 01:20:20,681 --> 01:20:23,308 I've been with her every minute. I'm in love with her. 1047 01:20:23,392 --> 01:20:26,018 You gotta get me this money now, quick. Minutes count. 1048 01:20:26,102 --> 01:20:28,229 She's waiting for me outside Philadelphia. 1049 01:20:28,312 --> 01:20:31,356 I gotta get right back. She doesn't even know I'm gone. 1050 01:20:31,482 --> 01:20:34,859 A guy can't propose to a gal without a cent in the world, can he? 1051 01:20:35,069 --> 01:20:39,323 What a story. On her way to join husband, Ellen Andrews... 1052 01:20:39,407 --> 01:20:40,908 That's it. 1053 01:20:42,785 --> 01:20:44,536 Let me see that a minute. 1054 01:20:47,206 --> 01:20:48,332 Zeke! 1055 01:20:51,919 --> 01:20:54,921 I told you, you couldn't trust him. He's gone. 1056 01:20:55,089 --> 01:20:55,964 Who? 1057 01:20:56,131 --> 01:20:59,884 The fella who was gonna stay a week. He skipped and took the car with him, too. 1058 01:20:59,967 --> 01:21:03,261 We wouldn't have known till morning if I hadn't took that magnesia. 1059 01:21:03,346 --> 01:21:06,140 Get up, don't lay there. Let's do something about it. 1060 01:21:06,224 --> 01:21:09,476 There ain't nothing we can do if he's gone. 1061 01:21:23,574 --> 01:21:25,158 See that? They're gone. 1062 01:21:25,285 --> 01:21:28,454 Looks like it, don't it? What's this? 1063 01:21:29,622 --> 01:21:32,041 Ma! Here's the woman. 1064 01:21:32,541 --> 01:21:34,919 - What's the matter? - Where's your husband? 1065 01:21:35,419 --> 01:21:38,089 - Husband? - Yes, if he is your husband. 1066 01:21:40,048 --> 01:21:43,217 - Isn't he here? - No, he ain't. The car's gone, too. 1067 01:21:45,262 --> 01:21:47,014 You got any money? 1068 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,349 - No. - Then you'll have to git! 1069 01:21:49,432 --> 01:21:51,226 Yeah. You'll have to git. 1070 01:21:54,229 --> 01:21:56,898 Please, may I use your phone? I've got to call New York. 1071 01:21:56,981 --> 01:21:59,066 You ain't gonna stick me for no phone call. 1072 01:21:59,150 --> 01:22:03,529 Go to the sheriff's office, a quarter mile down the road. They'll fix you up. 1073 01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:09,786 And listen, next time you better not come back here. I run a respectable place. 1074 01:22:13,790 --> 01:22:16,958 - Thanks, you saved my life. - Okay. So long kid and good luck. 1075 01:22:17,042 --> 01:22:21,128 Goodbye. You're beautiful. All women are beautiful. 1076 01:22:21,506 --> 01:22:24,758 For my dough, he's still the best newspaper man in the business. 1077 01:22:24,884 --> 01:22:27,512 Get Hank, quick. Boy, what a yarn. 1078 01:22:28,137 --> 01:22:29,429 Hold up the morning edition. 1079 01:22:29,513 --> 01:22:32,182 Break down the front page. We'll have a new layout. 1080 01:22:32,265 --> 01:22:36,060 Send in a couple of rewrite men. And Hank, listen. Don't do a thing. 1081 01:22:36,144 --> 01:22:40,398 I've got a story that'll make your hair curl. Wait a minute. Don't annoy me, I'm busy. 1082 01:22:40,482 --> 01:22:44,902 Agnes, send Mike in here! Dig up all the pictures on that Andrews kid. 1083 01:22:44,986 --> 01:22:49,574 And Hank, listen, get Haley out of bed. I want a cartoon and I want it quick. 1084 01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:52,327 Westley's in it. He's waiting at the church... 1085 01:22:52,410 --> 01:22:55,371 ...with tears on his face. The bride didn't show up. 1086 01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:57,664 Old Man Andrews is laughing his head off. 1087 01:22:57,748 --> 01:23:01,459 Everything exaggerated. Snap into it. What is it? 1088 01:23:04,004 --> 01:23:06,173 Ellen Andrews? You're crazy. 1089 01:23:06,340 --> 01:23:10,051 I'm not. She phoned her father from an auto camp asking him to come. 1090 01:23:10,135 --> 01:23:13,179 He's getting a police escort and Westley's going along. 1091 01:23:13,263 --> 01:23:15,724 Yes, she's been travelling by bus. 1092 01:23:15,807 --> 01:23:18,809 When she found out her father and Westley made up, she phoned. 1093 01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:22,647 Okay, grab a car and stay with them. Get Hank again. 1094 01:23:22,813 --> 01:23:25,857 Agnes, get me a doctor, I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown. 1095 01:23:25,941 --> 01:23:28,444 Hank, forget what I told you. I'm having a nightmare. 1096 01:23:28,527 --> 01:23:32,197 Agnes, you call the police department. Tell them to find Peter Warne. 1097 01:23:32,281 --> 01:23:35,076 Send out a general alarm. I want that dirty crook pinched. 1098 01:23:35,159 --> 01:23:35,993 You want us? 1099 01:23:36,078 --> 01:23:39,246 Change the front page! Ellen Andrews just phoned her father. 1100 01:23:39,331 --> 01:23:42,291 She's going home. She found out Dad withdrew his objections. 1101 01:23:42,375 --> 01:23:44,960 She gave herself up. Spread it all over the place! 1102 01:23:45,044 --> 01:23:48,839 Play it up big! Major league! "Love Triumphant." Go on, hop to it. 1103 01:23:49,006 --> 01:23:50,006 Okay. 1104 01:24:06,356 --> 01:24:09,108 Come on, baby. We gotta get there before she wakes up. 1105 01:24:19,952 --> 01:24:22,245 Can't you drive any faster? 1106 01:24:25,166 --> 01:24:31,213 "Young people in love are never hungry" 1107 01:24:40,472 --> 01:24:43,474 Come on, baby. We've got a police escort. 1108 01:24:54,235 --> 01:24:57,571 Come on, baby. They can't make a sucker out of us. 1109 01:25:01,493 --> 01:25:04,620 All right, come on. Step back. Give them room. 1110 01:25:04,704 --> 01:25:06,497 Come on, step back. 1111 01:25:08,624 --> 01:25:10,792 How about a picture for the paper, Mr. Andrews? 1112 01:25:10,877 --> 01:25:13,879 Wait till she gets home. Later, boys. Later. 1113 01:25:22,804 --> 01:25:28,018 "He floats through the air with the greatest of ease 1114 01:25:28,144 --> 01:25:32,481 "The daring young man on the flying trapeze" 1115 01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:47,828 Get that thing out of the way! 1116 01:25:47,913 --> 01:25:51,832 Keep your britches on, we'll get it out. 1117 01:26:14,396 --> 01:26:16,189 Hey, you darn fool! 1118 01:27:22,044 --> 01:27:25,798 Ellen Andrews is going to marry that Westley guy again. 1119 01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,683 Gordon's out back some place. 1120 01:27:36,809 --> 01:27:40,604 When he comes in, give him this. Tell him I was just kidding. 1121 01:27:44,190 --> 01:27:47,109 - You can't get a thing done around here. - Peter was just in. 1122 01:27:47,193 --> 01:27:48,611 - What? - He left this money. 1123 01:27:48,696 --> 01:27:50,990 - He said he was just kidding. - Where is he? 1124 01:27:51,073 --> 01:27:53,074 - There he goes. - Hey, Pete! 1125 01:27:56,286 --> 01:28:01,082 Hello. I'm sorry, it was just a little gag. I thought I'd have some fun with you. 1126 01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:04,042 Yeah, sure you had me going for a little while, too. 1127 01:28:04,127 --> 01:28:07,087 - It wouldn't have made a bad story at that. - No, great. 1128 01:28:07,172 --> 01:28:10,465 But that's the way things go. You think you've got a great yarn... 1129 01:28:10,550 --> 01:28:15,345 ...and then something comes along and messes up the finish. And there you are. 1130 01:28:16,139 --> 01:28:18,766 Yeah. Where am I? 1131 01:28:24,313 --> 01:28:27,231 When you sober up, come in and talk to me. 1132 01:28:28,443 --> 01:28:29,484 Thanks. 1133 01:28:54,758 --> 01:28:55,968 Ellie? 1134 01:28:56,511 --> 01:28:57,845 Hello, Dad. 1135 01:28:57,928 --> 01:28:59,596 I knocked several times. 1136 01:29:00,597 --> 01:29:03,267 I'm sorry. I must have been daydreaming. 1137 01:29:03,350 --> 01:29:07,437 Everything's set. Creating quite a furore, too. 1138 01:29:08,063 --> 01:29:10,232 Great stunt King is going to pull. 1139 01:29:10,983 --> 01:29:11,817 Stunt? 1140 01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:14,110 Yeah, he's landing on the lawn in an autogyro. 1141 01:29:17,656 --> 01:29:19,031 Yes, I heard. 1142 01:29:19,116 --> 01:29:21,118 Personally, I think it's silly, too. 1143 01:29:22,369 --> 01:29:24,246 You look lovely, child. 1144 01:29:24,329 --> 01:29:26,330 Are you pleased with the gown? 1145 01:29:27,624 --> 01:29:28,624 Ellie? 1146 01:29:31,128 --> 01:29:33,964 The gown. Yes, it's nice, isn't it? 1147 01:29:40,178 --> 01:29:41,887 What's the matter, child? 1148 01:29:45,016 --> 01:29:46,350 What's wrong? 1149 01:29:46,434 --> 01:29:47,642 Nothing. 1150 01:29:48,310 --> 01:29:50,896 You haven't changed your mind about King have you? 1151 01:29:51,021 --> 01:29:52,106 No. 1152 01:29:52,314 --> 01:29:56,651 Because if you have, it isn't too late. You know how I feel about him. 1153 01:29:56,819 --> 01:30:00,113 Well, you gave me such a scare when I couldn't find you. 1154 01:30:00,281 --> 01:30:03,117 You know, the old pump isn't what it used to be. 1155 01:30:03,658 --> 01:30:08,204 I'm sorry, Father. I wouldn't hurt you for anything in the world. You know that. 1156 01:30:08,372 --> 01:30:10,123 What's the matter, child? 1157 01:30:11,417 --> 01:30:12,834 Aren't you happy? 1158 01:30:16,004 --> 01:30:17,755 I thought so. 1159 01:30:18,256 --> 01:30:21,050 I knew there was something on your mind. 1160 01:30:23,053 --> 01:30:24,846 There, now. 1161 01:30:27,056 --> 01:30:28,640 What's the matter? 1162 01:30:30,309 --> 01:30:33,478 You haven't fallen in love with someone else, have you? 1163 01:30:35,398 --> 01:30:36,731 Have you? 1164 01:30:40,278 --> 01:30:43,154 I haven't seen you cry since you were a baby. 1165 01:30:44,322 --> 01:30:46,449 This must be serious. 1166 01:30:47,785 --> 01:30:49,411 Where'd you meet him? 1167 01:30:51,455 --> 01:30:52,914 On the road. 1168 01:30:53,164 --> 01:30:56,083 Now don't tell me you've fallen in love with a bus driver? 1169 01:30:56,209 --> 01:30:57,502 Oh, no. 1170 01:31:02,215 --> 01:31:03,425 Who is he? 1171 01:31:04,801 --> 01:31:07,053 I don't know very much about him. 1172 01:31:07,971 --> 01:31:09,931 Except that I love him. 1173 01:31:10,181 --> 01:31:13,433 If it's as serious as all that, we'll move heaven and earth to... 1174 01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:16,937 No, it's no use. He despises me. 1175 01:31:17,397 --> 01:31:18,272 Come now. 1176 01:31:18,355 --> 01:31:21,440 Yes, he does. He despises everything about me. 1177 01:31:21,608 --> 01:31:27,613 He says that I'm spoiled and selfish and pampered and thoroughly insincere. 1178 01:31:27,990 --> 01:31:29,408 Ridiculous. 1179 01:31:29,866 --> 01:31:32,369 He doesn't think so much of you, either. 1180 01:31:32,494 --> 01:31:33,494 Well, l... 1181 01:31:33,578 --> 01:31:36,497 And he blames you for everything that's wrong with me. 1182 01:31:36,748 --> 01:31:39,334 He says you raised me stupidly. 1183 01:31:39,835 --> 01:31:42,753 And now that's a fine man to fall in love with. 1184 01:31:43,296 --> 01:31:44,965 He's marvellous. 1185 01:31:45,215 --> 01:31:48,384 What are we going to do about it? Where is he? 1186 01:31:49,510 --> 01:31:52,428 - I don't know. - I'd like to have a talk with him. 1187 01:31:52,596 --> 01:31:56,725 It wouldn't do any good. I practically threw myself at him. 1188 01:31:57,477 --> 01:32:01,355 Under the circumstances, don't you think we'd better call this thing off? 1189 01:32:02,732 --> 01:32:04,316 No, I'll go through with it. 1190 01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:07,360 But that's silly. Seeing the way you feel about him. 1191 01:32:07,528 --> 01:32:10,697 No, it doesn't matter. I don't want to stir up any more trouble. 1192 01:32:10,823 --> 01:32:13,075 I've done it all my life. 1193 01:32:13,158 --> 01:32:16,661 I've made your life miserable. And mine, too. 1194 01:32:17,621 --> 01:32:22,835 I'm tired, father. I'm tired of running around in circles. 1195 01:32:23,835 --> 01:32:27,338 He's right, that's what I've been doing ever since I can remember. 1196 01:32:28,173 --> 01:32:29,924 I've got to settle down. 1197 01:32:30,926 --> 01:32:34,011 It doesn't matter how, where, or with whom. 1198 01:32:35,638 --> 01:32:38,391 You've changed, Ellie. 1199 01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:43,729 I can't walk out on King now. It would make us all look so ridiculous. 1200 01:32:44,563 --> 01:32:47,941 Anyway, what difference does it make? 1201 01:32:49,069 --> 01:32:51,112 I'll never see Peter again. 1202 01:32:51,362 --> 01:32:53,072 Is that his name? 1203 01:32:54,948 --> 01:32:56,408 Peter Warne. 1204 01:32:57,618 --> 01:32:59,328 Peter Warne. 1205 01:33:02,206 --> 01:33:03,665 Why, do you know him? 1206 01:33:03,790 --> 01:33:05,416 Why, no. 1207 01:33:05,709 --> 01:33:08,295 Father, you haven't heard from him, have you? 1208 01:33:08,420 --> 01:33:11,548 - Don't be silly, of course. - Please, what's that? 1209 01:33:24,394 --> 01:33:28,355 I guess that was his only interest in me, wasn't it? 1210 01:33:28,481 --> 01:33:31,566 - The reward. - I'm sorry you read it. 1211 01:33:31,651 --> 01:33:34,653 - Are you going to see him? - I suppose so. 1212 01:33:35,822 --> 01:33:39,783 Certainly. Pay him off. He's entitled to it. He did an excellent job. 1213 01:33:40,159 --> 01:33:44,412 He kept me thoroughly entertained. It's worth every penny he gets. 1214 01:33:44,746 --> 01:33:47,457 Thank you, Mary. That's just what I needed. 1215 01:33:47,582 --> 01:33:49,709 Mr. Westley's on his way up. 1216 01:33:49,834 --> 01:33:51,586 Fine, have him come in. 1217 01:33:58,343 --> 01:33:59,885 I'll be going. 1218 01:34:11,189 --> 01:34:14,566 If it isn't the bridegroom himself. You're just in time, King. 1219 01:34:14,651 --> 01:34:16,069 How are you, Ellie? 1220 01:34:16,903 --> 01:34:17,820 You happy? 1221 01:34:17,904 --> 01:34:20,448 Happy? Why shouldn't I be happy? 1222 01:34:20,823 --> 01:34:22,908 Here we are, let's drink. 1223 01:34:22,992 --> 01:34:26,328 It's up to you now. I want our life to be full of excitement. 1224 01:34:26,412 --> 01:34:29,706 We'll never let up, will we? Never a dull moment. 1225 01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:32,334 We'll get on a merry-go-round and never get off. 1226 01:34:32,918 --> 01:34:37,213 - Promise you'll never let me get off. - Whatever you say, darling. It's a promise. 1227 01:34:53,730 --> 01:34:56,023 Yeah. Who? 1228 01:34:58,734 --> 01:35:00,319 Why can't I see you at your office? 1229 01:35:00,612 --> 01:35:04,031 I'm leaving for Washington tonight. I may be gone several weeks. 1230 01:35:04,114 --> 01:35:07,283 I thought, perhaps, you'd like to get this thing settled. 1231 01:35:07,451 --> 01:35:10,954 Yeah. But I don't like the idea of butting in on your jamboree. 1232 01:35:11,038 --> 01:35:13,707 Between you and me, those things give me a stiff pain. 1233 01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:17,085 You don't have to see anybody. You can come directly to my study. 1234 01:35:17,211 --> 01:35:19,713 No. Why do I wanna... 1235 01:35:22,883 --> 01:35:27,220 Hey, wait a minute. Maybe I will come over. Yeah. 1236 01:35:27,596 --> 01:35:30,723 I'd like to get a load of that three ring circus you're pulling. 1237 01:35:30,808 --> 01:35:33,434 I wanna see what love looks like when it's triumphant. 1238 01:35:33,518 --> 01:35:35,770 I haven't had a good laugh in a week. 1239 01:35:38,689 --> 01:35:39,397 Mr. Warne? 1240 01:35:39,482 --> 01:35:40,650 Yeah. 1241 01:35:43,445 --> 01:35:45,780 - Sit down. - Thanks. 1242 01:35:46,156 --> 01:35:50,076 I was surprised to get your note. My daughter hadn't told me anything... 1243 01:35:50,159 --> 01:35:52,160 ...about you. About your helping her. 1244 01:35:52,244 --> 01:35:55,372 That's typical of your daughter. Takes those things for granted. 1245 01:35:55,498 --> 01:35:57,999 Why did she think I lugged her all the way from Miami, for the love of it? 1246 01:35:58,208 --> 01:36:00,877 She thinks you're entitled to anything you can get. 1247 01:36:00,960 --> 01:36:05,215 Oh, she does, eh? Now, isn't that sweet of her? You don't, I suppose. 1248 01:36:05,341 --> 01:36:09,803 Well, I don't know. I'll have to see on what you base your claim. 1249 01:36:09,886 --> 01:36:11,763 I presume you feel justified. 1250 01:36:11,847 --> 01:36:15,308 If I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I got it all itemised. 1251 01:36:17,978 --> 01:36:22,982 "Cash outlay, $8.60. Top coat, $15. 1252 01:36:23,066 --> 01:36:25,818 "Suitcase, $7.50. Hat, $4.00. 1253 01:36:25,902 --> 01:36:31,740 "Three shirts, $4.50. Total, $39.60. 1254 01:36:32,241 --> 01:36:35,327 "All of the above items had to be sold to buy gasoline." 1255 01:36:35,494 --> 01:36:38,496 And I sold some shorts and socks, too. I'm throwing those in. 1256 01:36:38,622 --> 01:36:41,916 - Yes, I know. - What's the matter? Isn't it cheap enough? 1257 01:36:42,210 --> 01:36:44,836 Trip like that'd cost you a $1,000, maybe more. 1258 01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:50,133 Now, let me get this straight. You want $39.60 in addition to the $10,000? 1259 01:36:50,550 --> 01:36:52,135 What $10,000? 1260 01:36:52,594 --> 01:36:54,011 The reward. 1261 01:36:54,764 --> 01:36:57,182 Who said anything about a reward? 1262 01:36:57,349 --> 01:37:00,101 I'm afraid I'm a little bit confused. I assumed... 1263 01:37:00,185 --> 01:37:04,689 All I want is $39.60. If you give me a check for it, I'll get out of this joint. 1264 01:37:04,856 --> 01:37:06,565 It gives me the jitters. 1265 01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:10,569 - You're a peculiar chap. - We'll go into that some other time. 1266 01:37:10,653 --> 01:37:13,406 The average man would go after the reward. All You seem to be... 1267 01:37:13,490 --> 01:37:15,866 Did anybody ever make a sucker out of you? 1268 01:37:15,949 --> 01:37:18,993 It's a matter of principle. You probably wouldn't understand. 1269 01:37:19,078 --> 01:37:22,956 When anybody takes me for a buggy ride, I don't like paying for the privilege. 1270 01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:24,958 Were you taken for a buggy ride? 1271 01:37:25,125 --> 01:37:28,962 Yes. With all the trimmings. So how about the check, do I get it? 1272 01:37:29,630 --> 01:37:31,505 - Certainly. - Thanks. 1273 01:37:46,021 --> 01:37:47,522 Here you are. 1274 01:37:47,856 --> 01:37:49,065 Thank you. 1275 01:37:50,399 --> 01:37:53,485 Do you mind if I ask you a question, frankly? 1276 01:37:53,862 --> 01:37:55,821 Do you love my daughter? 1277 01:37:57,199 --> 01:38:00,201 Any guy in love with your daughter should be examined. 1278 01:38:00,285 --> 01:38:01,660 Now that's an evasion. 1279 01:38:01,785 --> 01:38:05,955 She picked herself a perfect running mate, King Westley. The pill of the century. 1280 01:38:06,291 --> 01:38:10,169 She needs a guy that'd sock her once a day whether it's coming to her or not. 1281 01:38:10,252 --> 01:38:13,296 If you were wiser, you'd have done it yourself long ago. 1282 01:38:13,380 --> 01:38:14,589 Do you love her? 1283 01:38:14,673 --> 01:38:17,759 A normal man couldn't live with her without going nutty. 1284 01:38:17,843 --> 01:38:19,219 She's my idea of nothing. 1285 01:38:19,303 --> 01:38:21,639 I asked you a simple question! Do you love her? 1286 01:38:21,722 --> 01:38:25,892 Yes! Now don't hold that against me! I'm a little screwy myself! 1287 01:38:28,145 --> 01:38:31,022 Here's to the merry-go-round. 1288 01:38:37,362 --> 01:38:39,947 Perfect. Now you look natural. 1289 01:38:45,411 --> 01:38:48,122 - I hope you got your money. - You bet I did. 1290 01:38:48,247 --> 01:38:50,750 - Congratulations. - Thanks. Same to you. 1291 01:38:51,417 --> 01:38:54,419 Stay around and watch the fun. You'll enjoy it immensely. 1292 01:38:54,503 --> 01:38:56,881 I would, but I've got a weak stomach. 1293 01:39:03,262 --> 01:39:06,057 - I just had a long talk with him. - I'm not interested. 1294 01:39:06,140 --> 01:39:07,474 Now just a minute, Ellie. 1295 01:39:07,557 --> 01:39:10,185 I don't want to hear another word about him. 1296 01:39:22,947 --> 01:39:25,700 Come on, folks. King Westley has arrived. 1297 01:40:19,753 --> 01:40:22,046 Here they come, boys. Turn them over. 1298 01:40:50,699 --> 01:40:52,908 You're a sucker to go through with this. 1299 01:40:54,327 --> 01:40:56,412 That guy, Warne, is okay. 1300 01:40:56,746 --> 01:41:01,041 He didn't want the reward. All he asked for was $39.60. 1301 01:41:01,126 --> 01:41:04,587 It's what he spent on you. Said it was a matter of principle. 1302 01:41:04,670 --> 01:41:06,630 You took him for a ride. 1303 01:41:13,888 --> 01:41:16,890 He loves you, Ellie. He told me so. 1304 01:41:19,435 --> 01:41:22,437 You don't want to be married to a mug like Westley. 1305 01:41:22,771 --> 01:41:25,149 I can buy him off for a pot of gold. 1306 01:41:29,069 --> 01:41:31,488 And you can make an old man happy. 1307 01:41:31,572 --> 01:41:34,241 And you won't do so bad for yourself. 1308 01:41:34,658 --> 01:41:37,785 If you change your mind, your car's waiting at the back gate. 1309 01:41:49,046 --> 01:41:52,382 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God... 1310 01:41:52,466 --> 01:41:56,262 ...and in the face of this company, to join together this man and this woman... 1311 01:41:56,345 --> 01:42:00,765 ...in holy matrimony. If any man can show just cause why they may not lawfully... 1312 01:42:00,850 --> 01:42:06,063 ...be joined together, let him now speak or else, hereafter forever, hold his peace. 1313 01:42:08,858 --> 01:42:13,737 King, will thou have this woman to thy wedded wife so long as you both shall live? 1314 01:42:14,237 --> 01:42:15,238 I will. 1315 01:42:16,448 --> 01:42:20,033 Ellen, will thou have this man to thy wedded husband... 1316 01:42:20,118 --> 01:42:22,412 ...so long as you both shall live? 1317 01:42:26,124 --> 01:42:27,167 Ellen! 1318 01:42:28,710 --> 01:42:29,918 Ellie! 1319 01:43:00,115 --> 01:43:01,241 What happened? 1320 01:43:01,367 --> 01:43:03,451 I haven't the slightest idea. 1321 01:43:18,216 --> 01:43:22,344 Don't want to talk to you. Don't want to talk to anybody. 1322 01:43:22,428 --> 01:43:24,013 Don't want to see anybody. 1323 01:43:24,097 --> 01:43:25,931 But it's King Westley on the phone. 1324 01:43:29,352 --> 01:43:35,607 Hello, my would be ex-son-in-law. I've sent you a check for $100,000. 1325 01:43:36,108 --> 01:43:40,695 That's the smartest thing you ever did, Westley, not to contest that annulment. 1326 01:43:41,071 --> 01:43:44,699 That's satisfactory, isn't it? It ought to be. 1327 01:43:44,950 --> 01:43:49,287 I'm not complaining. Not complaining. It was dirt-cheap. 1328 01:43:50,413 --> 01:43:52,748 Don't fall out of any windows! 1329 01:43:54,167 --> 01:43:57,378 There's another wire from Peter. They're in Glen Falls, Michigan. 1330 01:43:57,921 --> 01:44:01,549 "What's holding up the annulment, you slowpoke. 1331 01:44:01,882 --> 01:44:05,009 "The walls of Jericho are toppling." 1332 01:44:06,596 --> 01:44:11,225 Send him a telegram right away. Just say, "Let them topple." 1333 01:44:14,353 --> 01:44:16,397 - Funny couple, ain't they? - Yeah. 1334 01:44:16,564 --> 01:44:18,857 If you ask me, I don't believe they're married. 1335 01:44:18,941 --> 01:44:21,442 They're married, all right. I just seen the license. 1336 01:44:21,943 --> 01:44:25,572 They made me get them a rope and a blanket, on a night like this. 1337 01:44:25,698 --> 01:44:27,073 What do you reckon that's for? 1338 01:44:27,490 --> 01:44:29,742 Blamed if I know. I just brung 'em a trumpet. 1339 01:44:29,827 --> 01:44:30,910 A trumpet? 1340 01:44:30,994 --> 01:44:33,454 Yeah one of them toy things. They sent me to the store to get it. 1341 01:44:33,538 --> 01:44:35,915 What in the world do they want a trumpet for? 1342 01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:37,166 Don't know.